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Who am I? Where do I come from? What is my purpose in Life and what happens when I die?

For centuries people have tried to come up with answers regarding the fundamental questions of life.

Then the internet was invented and these questions have finally been answered – by users.

the book The Fundamental Questions captures them in an inspiring record of epic proportions where

every individual verse becomes a mantra of a mind-expanding collective thought. It reminds us, that

one single answer is never the answer.

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I am the gambling of the fraudulent; I am the splendour of the splen-did; I am victory; I am determination; I am the goodness of the good. I am a huge animal lover and love to spend time with my chinchilla and 2 pet rats.

— Bhagavad Gita

Copyright © 2014Gregor Weichbrodt · Vicki Bennett

www.ggor.de · www.peoplelikeus.orgISBN: 978-1-291-93212-6

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CoNteNtS

Who am I? 7

Where do I come from? 470

What is my purpose in Life? 499

What happens when I die? 563

Who am I? 7

Who am I?

I am a Account Rep · I am a active guy who loves sports, mov-ies, cooking, and anything that sounds new and exciting · I am a actor in acting school · I am a dad to two girls Bug 5, and tooties 1.5 who are my life · I am a administrator for my dad and also volunteer in the Age UK office two days a week · i am a adventurious person · I am a adventurous, outdoors, hands on fix it all type person · I am a affectionate mom to my kids love mexican and italian foods · I am a affectioned person and healthy · I am a aires for those curious · I am a ambitious go getter · I am a amiable, funny, outgoing guy who loves a good laugh · I am a analytical person sometimes · I am a Artist and love to have fun! · I am a asian guy living in NYC · I am a athlet-ic, loving, kind, and adventureous · I am a average fe-male,about 5’4, i have brown and light brown hair · I am a avid coffee drinker, and I do smoke cigarettes · I am a avid sports fan, loving hockey and football · I am a awesome friend and the ones I have are from grade school · I am a a work in prog-ress · I am a bacon-eating Jew · I am a bad at spelling but great at reading people · I am a ball of energy, Love to party and hangout with friends · I am a ball of energy and sarcastic hu-mour, need people with fun personality to adventure with · I am a bama fan so Roll tide · I am a band geek cuz I love the flute · I am a band geek turned science nerd, aspiring robopsy-chologist, and the tech girl philosopher · I am a bank rep · I am a barista and a nanny · I am a bartender, a business owner, and the director of a Bartending school in riverside · I am a bartender · I am a bartender · I am a bartender and absolutely love my job · I am a bartender at a private members’ club · I am a bartender until i finish pharmecology school · I am a Batman loving, sports watching, going out and having fun type of per-son · I am a bay area native · I am a BBW I love going on adven-

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tures, especially if it involves the dead of night · I am a beach-body coach and herbalife supervisor, so that may be a hint that I love fitness · I am a beachy kinda guy · I am a beautiful and voluptuous woman · I am a beautiful awesome single mother of a awesome 3 month old daughter · I am a beautiful person inside out, with an favorable personality...love having fun and being me · I am a beautiful personne · I am a beekeeper · I am a beer connoisseur, working on creating my own · I am a beer girl who loves going out to the bars for good conversation and hanging out · I am a beer snob · I am a believer · i am a believer in gut feelings, and i think spontaneity needs to run a healthy portion of one’s life · I am a believer in spontaneous road trips, indecisive doodles on paper, and champagne toasts for tomor-row · I am a believer in wishing at 11:11 · I am a believer of pay it forward, and i go out of my way to make people happy · I am Abi, I’m a native Manhattanite · I am a big advocate for the ethical treatment of animals, but I love to hunt and fish · I am a big advocate of special needs children, as well as the arts · I am a big Alabama football fan but I’m not obnoxious about it · I am a big animal lover, hence why I have two pictures of me with my goat, Poncho · I am a big animal lover, i have an adopted dog Finn who is awesome...and i plan on getting him a buddy very soon · I am a big animal lover · I am a big animal lover · I am a big Batman fan, I really enjoyed the movies · I am a big beautiful redbone · I am a big beautiful woman · I am a big beautiful woman · I am a big believer in communication, it helps with misunderstandings · I am a big believer in compas-sion,and I find fulfillment in helping others · I am a big believ-er in life is all about the small things · I am a big believer in respect · I am a big believer in serendipity, correct punctua-tion, waiting for the paperback version, and more than one coffee a day · I am a big believer of “try anything once” · I am a big BMW freak · I am a big Boston sports fan · I am a big Bulls fan and I follow the NBA · I am a big cat person · I am a big Chicago BULLS fan and enjoy watching basketball in gener-al · I am a big Chicago sports fan, mostly bulls and bears, but if the hawks are playing I won’t turn the channel · I am a big cof-fee and tea fanatic · I am a big college football fan, I follow

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most of the SeC games, but I watch most of the games of the big conferences · I am a big country girl love the outdoors, anything else just ask · I am a big cuddler and very affection-ate · I am a big curvy girl with a kind heart, laid back, a bit shy · I am a big dork · I am a big dork who enjoys the outdoors, crafting, cooking, live music, volunteering, getting my hands dirty, reading, gardening, and spending Q.t · I am a big duck fan · I am a big family oriented person · I am a big family per-son, and I love hanging out with my close friends · I am a big family person, they are really important to me so I love spend-ing time with them · I am a big family person · I am a big fam-ily person and even though I don’t have kids of my own I have quite a few nieces and nephews that I treat as if they were my own · I am a big fan of 3 day weekends to hit the beach in the summer or the mountains in the winter.(summer Fridays any-one) · I am a big fan of adventure, traveling, hiking, kayaking, camping, absolutely anything outdoors I will give it a shot · I am a big fan of Batman · I am a big fan of board games, but usually can’t get people to play; taboo is my game followed by Pictionary and cranium; Pub Quiz anyone · I am a big fan of country music and duck dynasty and would love to find a country guy · I am a big fan of David Lynch, Werner Herzog, Pedro Almodovar and Lars Von trier as directors · I am a big fan of family and friends and I’d do anything for them · I am a big fan of feelings (hence why being a counselor is a great fit for me) · I am a big fan of good conversation, bad jokes, and somewhat dorky pastimes such as board games, puzzles, triv-ia, and even video games · I am a big fan of good food & drink - love trying new dishes and appreciating good ingredients · I am a big fan of guns, trucks, beer · I am a big fan of having mindless fun and try to get in as much traveling as I can · I am a big fan of health, both mental and physical, and I am an ac-tive gym member · I am a big fan of honesty, integrity and in-telligence -- those are traits most people have, no · I am a big fan of Jazz in the Park, Chill on the Hill, the many ethnic festi-vals Milwaukee offers, and almost any film at the oriental/Downer · I am a big fan of keeping a light attitude and making those around me feel happy and at ease · I am a big fan of laid

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back “big” “little town” feel of Milwaukee and Wisconsin in general · I am a big fan of laughing at myself and surrounding myself with people who have a good sense of humor · I am a big fan of laying it all out on the table · I am a big Fan of LSU FootBall , and i alos like to go bowling · I am a big fan of math and science, two subjects I constantly failed in high school · I am a big fan of music, all genres old and new · I am a big fan of music and critical thinking · I am a big fan of my college sports team, particularly their football program · I am a big fan of my family and friends · I am a big fan of physical fitness as well as being an intellectual · I am a big fan of running, biking, medi-tating, and adventuring · I am a big fan of Science Fiction and horror or anything that has to do with obscurity and the un-known · I am a big fan of spontaneity and doing random things · I am a big fan of tattoos-i have 2 myself :) and motor-cycles but those aren’t requirements · I am a big fan of tennis (big tennis player), video games (Smash Bros) · I am a big fan of the industry I work in, tV and enjoy watching different shows · I am a big fan of the olden days · I am a big fan of the outdoors, and love nature and animals · I am a big fan of the oxford comma · I am a big fan of the patio, nothing beats a good beer in the sun · I am a big fan of things and stuff, but stuff a bit more · I am a big fan of traveling and trying to ar-range to go to do my internship in a foreign country · I am a big fan of wine and food, which is meant to go together · I am a big film/t.V buff, so i went to college for it · I am a big film fan, (tarantino is the best!) and I play guitar and piano as much as I can, nearly can play both Jake Bugg albums · I am a big fitness nerd · I am a big Florida Panthers fan and love go-ing to games · I am a big foodie, from new restaurants to cook-ing at home · I am a big foodie · I am a big food person and I love trying new restaurants · I am a big football fan · I am a big gamer (with a life), very family oriented, sarcastic guy · I am a big gamer nerd · I am a big gater fan · I am a big geek, the kind of person who’s not afraid to show enthusiasm for the things I enjoy · I am a big geek and love it · I am a bigger girl · I am a big Giants, Mets, Knicks fan and I wouldn’t have it any other way · I am a big girl, and I’m working on it · I am a big girl, and

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I don’t really care · I am a big girl · I am a big girl...but I have a big heart to match · I am a big girl but currently in the process of loosing weight and getting healthier, happier and stron-ger · I am a big goof ball, I love to get the most out of life and enjoy myself · I am a big goofy kid that knows when it is time to be serious · I am a big Green Bay a Packers, Chicago Cubs, FC Barcelona, and now Austin Aztex fan · I am a big gym rat, and staying fit is very important to me · I am a big hearted per-son, I really am · I am a big hockey fan, Devils are my favorite team and I like other sports but hockey is number one · I am a big hunter, I love to camp and shoot my guns · I am a big jok-er · I am a big kid at heart · I am a big kid at heart and while I know I have to be responsible it doesn’t mean I have to grow up · I am a big Knicks and Yankees fan · I am a big lover of space and futuristic themes, especially the technological pos-sibilities · I am a big Manchester United and DC United fan · I am a big MMA fan · I am a big movie,literature, and music lov-er · I am a big movie buff and i quote movies a lot · I am a big movie buff I love movies from new slasher films to casblan-ca · I am a big movie buff love watching movies and building my collection · I am a big movie fan as well · I am a big movie guy · I am a big movie person and watch a lot of films either at home or the cinema · I am a big music fan and love movies and art · I am a big music lover, and was apart of band in high school and college · I am a big nature fan · I am a big NeRD · I am a big nerd · I am a big nerd · I am a big nerd but in a cute way · I am a big nerd really · I am a big news junkie · I am a big ol’ feminist and also anti-oppression of any kindist · I am a big outdoor person, fishing hunting and camping is definately my thing · I am a big outdoorsman · I am a big outdoors person · I am a big party person · I am a big Patriots fan, and a huge Celt-ics fan, even though I’ve moved into enemy territory · I am a big Philadelphia sports fan · I am a big prankster, I am quick witted, and rough around the edges · I am a big pro football fan and would love a guy who is into sports too · I am a big proponent of science and love listening to the likes of Carl Sa-gan, Richard Feynman and Neil Degrasse tyson · I am a big Purdue and Colts fan · I am a big ravens/ orioles fan · I am a

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big reader - english major · I am a big Red Sox and Patriots fan · I am a big runner, gym almost every morning · I am a big runner and a nutrition major · I am a big sci-fi dork and also love going to the gym · I am a big science nerd · I am a big Sea-hawks fan, shower regularly, have some writing aspirations, and try to stay in decent shape · I am a big sister, and a fiercely loyal friend and companion · I am a big sports fan · I am a big sports fan (Baseball, Basketball, Football) and especially love the Bears and the Cubs · I am a big sports fan (especially Phila-delphia sports) and have played tennis my whole life · I am a big sports fan, especially college football Go IRISH · I am a big sports fan, especially football · I am a BIG sports fan, especially hockey (Blues), baseball (Cardinals and Padres), football (Chargers), and sometimes basketball · I am a big sports fan- Red Sox SU ( football and basketball) and Sabres · I am a big sports fan · I am a big sportsfan · I am a big sports fan · I am a big sports fan...all Pittsburgh teams, but for baseball my heart belongs to the Yankees · I am a big sports fan also · I am a big sports fan and actually understand as well as enjoy watching basketball, football, and especially baseball (love my Dodg-ers) · I am a big sports fan and consider being healthy and working out a must · I am a big sports fan and go to events whenever possible · I am a big sports fan especially basket-ball · I am a big sports fan of the Jayhawks, Chiefs, KC sporting and the Royals · I am a big sports fan yet I don’t get crazy like some people do · I am a big Sports fan – HeAt and DoL-PHINS · I am a big sports gal · I am a big sports nut, love my Detroit teams. I have a very animated personality · I am a big sports person · i am a big supporter of gay rights (i’m a fagh-ag) · I am a big talker and love to laugh and have a good time · I am a big thinker, probably an over thinker in that regard · I am a big time computer nerd and play lots of video games · I am a big time foodie; I absolutely love trying new foods and restau-rants and cooking · I am a big time horror movie fan, also a bit of a scifi buff but love cinema as a whole · I am a big time o’s fan and usually go to all of the home games · I am a big wrestl in high school · I am a biology major and I intend to go to med-ical school once I graduate · I am a biology student and work in

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non-profit · I am a bit · I am a bit abnoxious, out going, enjoy life drama free · I am a bit aggresive and i crave attention · I am a bit a of a geek, I like playing video games watching mov-ies, and football (go packers) · I am a bit artistic · I am a bit awkward and introverted · I am a bit awkward at times I’ve been told by many if my friends that I’m an overall good heart-ed person · I am a bit bi-polar and I have ADHD but that doesn’t stop me from living my life · I am a bit bookish, but I love the outdoors · I am a bitch, I’m a lover · I am a bitch · I am a bit clumsy and suffer from the condition know as “Stupid Hands” · I am a bit competitive and enjoy a good challenge · I am a bit competitive in life and it pours into my personal expe-riences as well · I am a bit dorky, into movies and computer games but enjoy getting out and about too · I am a bit eccen-tric, and I have a big heart · I am a bit guarded at times, but lonely at times too and have the learned the two can be a frus-trating combination · I am a bit hard to get to know in a big group and in eye-to-eye encounters I usually don’t lead the conversation · I am a bit if a nerd, I love video games and an-ime · I am a bit mature for my age(always have been) and attri-bute that to how I was raised · I am a bit nerdy, quite shy at first but I open up quite quickly once I’ve gotten a feel for peo-ple · I am a bit nerdy · I am a bit nerdy at times and like trivia games and sci-fi movies, but also enjoy going to Sounders and Mariners games · I am a bit nervous though · I am a bit no-madic, lived all round the show · I am a bit obsessed with mu-sic · I am a bit oCD about some things, but am very layed back about most things · I am a bit of a bookworm and am quite content just cuddling on the couch watching a movie · I am a bit of a bookworm and literary nerd but I also like video games · I am a bit of a Bouillabaisse · I am a bit of a chatter box but I’m also a good listener - I love hearing other peoples’ sto-ries · I am a bit of a cinemaphile (bordering on pretentiously snooty, but I try to contain myself), and am a diehard Patriots fan · I am a bit of a classics and trivia buff · I am a bit of a closet nerd · I am a bit of a clown sometimes · I am a bit of a CoD nerd · I am a bit of a collector, of motorized things, old things, and useful things · I am a bit of a computer nerd, car nut, and

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am becoming more of a bookworm lately · I am a bit of a con-tradiction as, I’m shy and outgoing at the same time · I am a bit of a country girl · I am a bit of a daydreamer but can also be very practical · I am a bit of a dork being that I do love video games · I am a bit of a dreamer....be lush to meet someone to dream with · I am a bit of a dreamer and my thoughts tend to wander · I am a bit of a drug nerd and like to do the research before I use(erowid FtW) · I am a bit of a film junkie, a huge fan of The Simpsons (I use quotes from it in my day to day life almost everyday, haha), and pretty laid back · I am a bit of a fitness nut · I am a bit of a folky · I am a bit of a foodie and re-ally enjoy going out to eat and cooking · I am a bit of a foodie but I’m not willing to spend my life savings over it · I am a bit of a gamer as well · I am a bit of a gamer geek at times · I am a bit of a geek · I am a bit of a geek · I am a bit of a geek · I am a bit of a geek and a gearhead · I am a bit of a geek and am proud to say i was before it became cool lol · I am a bit of a geek and love geeky discussion.I wish I could grow a mustache · I am a bit of a geek and love making puns (also laughing at my own puns) · I am a bit of a geek I love playing games · I am a bit of a goof and a geek · I am a bit of a goofball, I trip on flat surfaces and really don’t take myself seriously · I am a bit of a goof sometimes...people have been known to call me cheesy or oc-casionally “nerdy” · I am a bit of a goofy odd-ball and a child at heart · I am a bit of a goth-punk kind of girl with an open mind, constantly walking the line between the norm and vari-ous subcultures · I am a bit of a gum chewing tattoo’d peirced freak · I am a bit of a hermit · I am a bit of a hippy in that I would like everyone to be cool with each other · I am a bit of a homebody, but I also enjoy going out from time to time · I am a bit of a homebody, so the bar/club scene has never really been for me · I am a bit of a homebody, though I do like adventure · I am a bit of a homebody but at the same time I desire to travel more and expand my horizons · I am a bit of a homebody but I also like going out when I can · I am a bit of a hopeless roman-tic and not ashamed as a guy to admit that · I am a bit of a hopeless romantic and think that guys should always pay for their ladies · I am a bit of a jack of all trades, but of a master of

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none · I am a bit of a jack of all trades · I am a bit of a joker, a serious character that doesn’t take himself too seriously · I am a bit of a jokester · I am a bit of a languages geek, though I ha-ven’t had much opportunity to practice of late · I am a bit of a late bloomer, I guess · I am a bit of a loose cannon · I am a bit of a movie buff, but I’m super picky · I am a bit of a movie buff and enjoy watching all types, from science fiction/fantasy to comedy to suspense and thrillers · I am a bit of a movie buff and know far too much about dinosaurs and Sharks · I am a bit of a mutt · I am a bit of an adrenaline seeker so skiing, skydiv-ing, etc will peak my interests · I am a bit of an adventurous spirit at times · I am a bit of an environmentalist · I am a bit of a nerd, and have accumulated a bizzare vast knowledge of in-credibly trivial and random facts · I am a bit of a nerd, but in an awesome way · I am a bit of a nerd, or geek · I am a bit of a nerd, though not completely · I am a bit of a nerd, who can quote Star Wars, plays table top games, enjoys first person shooters & adores the 9th Doctor · I am a bit of a nerd · I am a bit of a nerd · I am a bit of a nerd · I am a bit of a nerd and I’m cool about it · I am a bit of a nerd and I love sushi · I am a bit of an exercise fanatic (running, going to the gym, rowing) as well as an avid reader of history and philosophy · I am a bit of an experience junky with a history of jumping from one obses-sisve passion to the next · I am a bit of an idiot with the occa-sional glimmer of brilliance · I am a bit of an insomniac · I am a bit of an introvert, and I’d like to start getting out more · I am a bit of an introvert, but I can be sociable (the word I’d use to describe it is “amphibious”) · I am a bit of an introvert, but I still enjoy going out and having a good time · I am a bit of an introvert honestly · I am a bit of an oddball · I am a bit of an oddball really, since I like the artsy stuff and science at the same time · I am a bit of a perfectionist and grammar nazi · I am a bit of a private person, but would like to get to know peo-ple I can open up to and trust · I am a bit of a procrastinator...I tend to do things at the last possible minute...I like the adren-aline rush · I am a bit of a romantic · I am a bit of a romantic and I don’t care · I am a bit of a sci-fi geek and know more trek trivia than I usually like to admit · I am a bit of a social outcast

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i dont like being around people much · I am a bit of a space & technology enthusiast · I am a bit of a spark plug · I am a bit of a strange person · I am a bit of a techie · I am a bit of a thrill seeker · I am a bit of a tough cookie, but i always mean well · I am a bit of a tourist I will admit · I am a bit of a work-aholic, so I don’t get as much recreational time as I would like · I am a bit of a workaholic and a single mother of 2 · I am a bit of a work-aholic but I try to have a good balance · I am a bit of a worka-holic so finding time to meet people can be a daunting task · I am a bit old fashioned, but I have more ambition than a room full of career guys, and I make things happen · I am a bit old fashioned · I am a bit on the quiet side, but I’m definitely worth getting to know · I am a bit on the shy side, I don鈥鈥 like to talk much, but I do like to text · I am a bit on the shy side · I am a bit on the shy side but I’m trying to work on that · I am a bit quiet at first but open up once I get to know people · I am a bit quirky and I think that suits me just fine · I am a bit quirky in a good way · I am a bit rough and callous on the outside, with a cliche soft inside · I am a bit rough around the edges, but I’m a good person, and I’m not afraid to speak my mind · I am a bit sar-castic · I am a bit sarcastic and often random · I am a bit sar-castic but know when to be serious · I am a bit shy, and am quiet in large groups · I am a bit shy, but warm up to new peo-ple sometimes · I am a bit shy and antisocial, but I’m working on that · I am a bit shy and have serious southern values lolx · I am a bit shy at first but once I get to know someone well, I tend to be fairly awesome · I am a bit shy at first but once I get to know u I will open up more · I am a bit shy but love to meet new people and making friends (quite the contradiction) · I am a bit tempermental, reserved, and passionate · I am a bitter lactose intolerant woman · I am a bit weird, slightly awkward, and very dorky, but proud of it · I am a bit weird but in a good way most tend to think · I am a bit witty · I am a bizarre mix of super extroverted and shy and 4 · I am a blast to be around, caring, and intelligent · I am able to adapt easily to change · I am able to fit into any social situation with ease and sincerity, no put-on airs, and appreciate all people for who they are · I am able to relate to people from all walks of life · I am able to

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see the humor in things that lots of people might find offen-sive and I’m definitely not above laughing at myself · I am a bloke whos great with kids · I am a blond, blue-eyed Canadian living the life in NYC · I am a blonde haired, green eyed girl that loves to have a good time · I am a bloody honest person · I am a blue-haired, pierced, inked freak · I am a blue/green eyed italian american who loves all types of music everything fom Amadeus 2 Zeppelin · I am a blunt and honest person and I ex-pect the same in return · I am a bodybuilder by passion not profession · I am a bohemian of sorts · I am a Bokononist · I am a bona fide, liquefied, paranoid, boneless case of neu-rotransmitters and chemical interchanges in unique quanti-ties and characteristics · I am a bong whore · I am a book-lover and writer who cringes at the thought of academia, a cyclist who thinks the Dot is conspiring against him (i.e) · I am a bookworm, a complete nerd who enjoys get togethers with her friends · I am a book worm · I am a bookworm · I am a book-worm and always in the middle of several books at once · I am a bookworm when I’m not knee deep in legal texts, and appre-ciate anything that makes me question my perception · I am a book worm who likes to camp · I am a Boricua and grew up in NY · I am a boss period · I am a Boston-area native, but I’ve lived in NYC for the past four years · I am a botany major in training with a love for all things natural · I am about 5ft 11 inches 150 pounds a music man, play guitar, do some singing, just love music · I am about 6 ft tall, with brown hair and blue eyes · I am about 6ft tall...and about 160lbs · I am about 60% awesome, 40% sexy, and 20% ninja monkey · I am about spon-taneity, adventure, good beer and better company · I am about those Rockies, Broncos, and Avs · I am a brain & bob guy, I LoVe BooBS · I am abraisive · I am a Branch Manager at a Bank, have a beautiful home, dependable transportation, fi-nancially secure, just missing someone to share it all with · I am a brazilian girl living in USA · I am a bright a bubbly per-sonality · I am a broad or a chick and can hang with the fel-las · I am a brony · I am a brother of 3, I love life and most things in it · I am a Brownie leader · I am a brutally honest kin-da guy with a twisted sense of humour · I am absolute crap at

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every sport except running · I am absolutely all over the place with my interests and activities and it’s something that I’ve come to love about my life · I am absolutely awed by what we as a species have accomplished and spend much of my time ap-preciating it all · I am absolutely clueless when it comes to pro-fessional sports · I am absolutely driven by my values and seek peace · I am absolutely fearless, I will try just about anything · I am absolutely in love with my cat, he’s my little fluffy baby · I am absolutely into gadgets, heard or unheard · I am absolutely obsessed with crotch rockets · I am absolutely obsessed with football · I am absolutely obsessed with music & am listening to it every waking moment · I am absolutely obsessed with tat-toos and piercings and comedy is a true passion and love to laugh and to laugh and to laugh I laugh alot · I am absolutely obsessed with the thrill of the dangers of motorcycles..well a little bit · I am absolutely terrible · I am absolutely terrified of that · I am Absolutly in love with the out doors · I am absurdly honest, and have no time for games · I am a bubble bath ex-pert · I am a bubbly, excited, extrovert type · I am a bubbly, fun, outgoing person who is always open minded about things · I am a bubbly and enthusiastic individual with a wide variety of interests · I am a bubbly but shy person · I am a bub-bly person who loves to laugh · I am a bubbly Scottish lass · I am a Bulls and Illini fan · I am a bundle of fun and enjoy just about anything new that comes to me · I am a business grad currently working on starting my own business · I am a Busi-ness management major with a minor in theater with the hopes to pursue art administration and stage management in the future · I am a business owner, so that takes up a lot of my time · I am a busy, ambitious, kind-hearted and polite Ameri-can woman with a mixed ethnicity · I am a busy bee · I am a busy body naturally at heart so if im not doing something pro-ductive im out with my friends · I am a busy girl & very much enjoy my free time · I am a busy girl who works in a female-cen-tric field · I am a busy girl with an eye for adventure · I am a busy guy right now, but I am hoping to find somebody to make time for · I am a busy line cook in the Se area · I am a busy mom, student and employee · I am a busy person and I suck at

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small talk · I am a busy women who just wants to hang out and meet new people · I am a calculated risk taker, passionate about a lot of things, critical of everything, and driven by val-ues and creativity · I am a California-bred, east-coast trans-plant · I am a California girl, which means I have a lot of trou-ble dressing appropriately for Chicago weather · I am a California girl and I recently moved to Minneapolis · I am a California girl now living in Western PA for college · I am a California girl turned New York actress, trying to make it in musical theater · I am a California girl who loves the sand, sun and salty air · I am a California native · I am a California na-tive · I am a California native and have spent a lot of time liv-ing abroad, but feel happy to call NYC my home · I am a Cali-fornia native I moved to Kentucky in 2009 then Austin, tX in 2011 and back again · I am a calm and collective person, I don’t like drama I try to stay out of it · I am a calm easy going coun-try boy · I am a calm person who is very curious · I am a calm soul that enjoys to laugh with friends about anything even if it’s at bad jokes · I am a Canadian expat living and working in the Bethesda area · I am a can be a bit shy one minute and the next loud and boisterous · I am a Cancer for the Zodiac believ-ers, I love to be out in the summer on the beaches and in the winter cuddled up at home · I am a cancer in search of my soul mate · I am a cancer survivor (F*** YeAH!) and uhhh yeah ask me anything · I am a capable female that can keep up with a lot of guys · I am a Capricorn, I’m a winter baby, so I love the cold · I am a career driven man,big basketball fan, go Boston Celtics · I am a carefree and understanding girl · I am a care-free but not careless, sophomore at GVSU · I am a carefree per-son who tries to see the best in everyone and any situation · I am a caregiver also known as a CNA · I am a caregiver as well · I am a care giver in an assisted living facility · I am a car-er · I am a car guy, so I enjoy wrenching on my ‘06 Mustang Gt, ‘78 Bronco, ‘96 Buell Lightning, and ‘02 Harley Sportster · I am a caring, down to earth guy, with a good sense of hu-mour....though can be dark and very sarcastic at times · I am a caring, easy-going, honest person who loves to laugh and have fun · I am a caring, friendly, easy going person · I am a caring,

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funny, easygoing, and self motivated person · I am a caring, honest and openminded person · I am a caring, loving, pas-sionate person · I am a caring, nice, family oriented, friendly girl · I am a caring, passionate and loyal optimist · I am a car-nivore andi enjoy horror films. i love leopard print and pi-rates · I am a car nut as well and to top it off love to paintball · I am a carpenter and I work at Adidas · I am a car salesmen for Laurel toyota Scion · i am a cartoon fanatic · I am a cartoon-ist · I am a Cashier and training to work the other depart-ments · I am a cashier at a zoo and am a full time student · I am a casual guy living in Boston, MA working as an It profession-al · I am a casual scifi viewer, though I’ve never really been that good at watching tV for long periods of time · I am a casual type of guy, I like to meet new people and just have fun · I am a cat lady, crazy cat lady to be exact · I am a cat lover · I am a cat person and adopted two · I am a cautious optimist, and I gen-erally have a worldly perspective on any matters relating to human rights, politics, religion, and the environment · I am accused of being easily excited because I find joy in the little things · I am accustomed to getting around chilly San Francis-co on a single speed bicycle · I am a cellist · I am a certified ath-letic trainer at WMU and am grateful to have a job that I love going to each day · I am a Certified Bartender (it is something I always wanted to do) · I am a certified diver and I enjoy long walks at the beach · I am a certified firefighter too but not working as one right now · I am a certified lifeguard and I also enjoying helping out backstage for productions · I am a certi-fied Medical Assistant and Phlebotomist · I am A Certified Nice Girl And My Favorite Color Is Green or Purple · I am a Certified Nurse Assistant and I work at a nursing home · I am a certified nursing assistant and a high school graduate and i love to shop and have fun with my friends · I am a certified scuba diver, I worked on the Great Barrier reef for a few months on dive boats · I am a certified white water river guide · I am a chameleon, but I try to live with intention every day · I am a changed person from who I was then and who I am now · I am a Character Artist for a video games and love it, I couldn’t ask for a job that’s more fun and creative · I am a

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charmer and a wordsmith, and I’m just trying to balance it all · I am a chatty girl who likes to make soup for others and pour generous drinks to go with it · I am a cheap drunk, so I read Charles Bukowski to experience mental intoxication · I am a cheeky and sarcastic person with a terrible sense of direc-tion · I am a cheerful and driven person · I am a cheerful per-son · I am acheerleader and I can’t cook · I am a Cheez-it junk-ie and I get really upset when someone drinks my last can of Mt Dew at work · I am a chef, an almost full time dad lol and I loove to sing · I am a chef and Love cooking for friends and family · I am a chef and restaurant manager · I am a chef an I work at vast an I’m good at what I do · I am a chef by trade and love to go out · I am a chef in an Italian restaurant, I love to cook and bake, and even more I love to go out and eat · I am a chef in very unique restaurant · I am a chef right now and have been doing that for the last 2 years · I am a chemical engineer-ing undergrad, i’ll be a senior this upcoming year · I am a chemist and I like to think myself as nerdy chic · I am a Chi-town girl, who just moved to the Milwaukee area · I am a Chi-cago Cubs and Bears fan, so clearly I’m a masochist · I am a Chicago native; I moved back a couple years ago because I couldn’t stay away · I am a Chicago sports fan--Blackhawks, Bears & Bulls · I am a Chicana · I am a chicana from tejas that wears too much black · I am a child-adult-thing · I am a child at heart, bubbly and giggly and finding joy and amusement in the little things in life · I am a child at heart and dont mind at all when it comes to watching good cartoons lol i love car-toons · I am a child at heart and I watch and love cartoons and I even consider myself an amateur cartoonist · I am a child of God,I’m saved and I’ve received the holy spirit · I am a child of GoD · I am a chill, laid back guy who loves cars, bicycling, trav-eling, bodybuilding, and hanging out · I am a chilled laid back person who loves to have fun and get out · I am a chilled out arty farty photographer guy · I am a chilled out girl · I am a chilled out guy · I am a chilled out guy with an easy rhythm · I am a chill girl that love the outdoors and also love just watch-ing a movie at home · I am a chill guy who likes to meet new people · I am a chill guy who likes to take day by day, I don’t like

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rushing things · I am a chill laidback “Special” Girl” aka Chick Wit A D · I am a chill outgoing person, easy to get along with · I am a chill person, like to have fun · I am a chill person · I am a chill person · I am a chill person and I’m down to do any-thing · I am a chill person who likes to have a good time with friends · I am a Chinese by race, not nationality · I am a Chi-nese girl living in China · I am a Christ-follower, and my faith is a major part of who I am as a person · I am a Christen, I am going to school for my paralegal · I am a Christ follower · I am A CHRIStIAN · I am a Christian (Mennonite) who is very in-terested in issues of social justice · I am a christian, and I live my life through faith · I am a Christian, and my faith is a cen$-tral part of my life · I am a christian, God is super important to me · I am a christian, however i tend to be a lil sinful · I am a Christian, so God is first in my life, my faith is important to me · I am a Christian, this is an important part of my life · I am a Christian, though the concept has become very fluid to me · I am a Christian, who is funny, and independent · I am a Chris-tian · I am a Christian · I am a Christian · I am a Christian · I am a Christian · I am a Christian · I am a Christian · I am a Christian · I am a christian · I am a Christian · I am a Chris-tian · I am a Christian and a soroity girl · I am a Christian and attend church quite regularly · I am a Christian and feel it is very important · I am a Christian and go to church · I am a Christian and have a very close-knit family · I am a christian and hope to find someone who I can share my life with · I am a Christian and I’m serious about my faith · I am a Christian and I’m totally solid in my faith · I am a Christian and I am proud to be · I am a Christian and I love God · I am a Christian and I love my lord and savior Jesus so much · I am a christian and I try to live the best I can, and never forget the sacrifice our sav-ior made for us · I am a Christian and proud of it · I am a Chris-tian and the perfect mix between city and small town · I am a christian and trying to find my place in a church with me and my kids · I am a christian and very proud of it · I am a Chris-tian and working to grow stronger in my faith · I am a Chris-tian catholic but haven’t been to church services in a while though I’d like to get into it again · I am a Christian I鈥Jesus · I

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am a Christian just trying to do her best · i am a christian who is a very active member in my church · I am a Christian who loves friends, fun, and my job (chemist) · I am a chubster and an ink addict · I am a Cinephile, try to watch at least one movie a day (good or bad) · I am a citizen of heaven; a daughter of God · I am a city/beach (this part is a bit complicated) girl · I am a city boy in the military · I am a city chic, but occasionally, I like the country too · I am a city dwelling woman who is very into the live music scene · I am a city girl · I am a city girl, but love a day spent in the country · I am a city girl · I am a city girl ; which means socialising is usually with my work colleagues and it doesn’t give me much opportunity to meet new peo-ple · I am a city girl at heart, going to college in Boston, grad school in Philadelphia and now living in NYC · I am a city girl at heart, likes cutesy indie decor, a massive caffeine addict, and willing to try everything at least once · I am a city girl at heart but have a soft spot for good ol country boys · I am a city girl who just left the cornfields of southern Illinois, but I’m al-ready missing the small town country · I am a city kid · I am a city kid at heart, though I won’t ever turn down a chance to go exploring in the woods · I am a civil engineer and absolutely love my profession · I am a clam collected person I dont as for much I really won’t ask for anything other than honesty · I am a clarinetist/ tenor saxophonist at UNCSA · I am a classical-ly-trained mezzo-soprano and love opera, choral music and singing · I am a classically trained dancer · I am a classically trained opera singer and I have a true appreciation of the Per-forming Arts · I am a classically trained operatic soprano, self taught guitarist and pianist · I am a classical music buff, with a healthy sprinkle of punk rocker thrown in · I am a classical musician who loves french fries and action movies · I am a classic romantic · I am a classy guy, with a thirst for humor · I am a clean cut guy · I am a Clemson graduate with a BA in His-tory and a minor in Film · I am a Cleveland native working as a professional trumpet player, traveling and playing with or-chestras and groups all across the country · I am a closet nerd · I am a closet nerd · I am a club bitch work at 3 of them · I am a CNA · I am a CNA · I am a CNA · I am a CNA and I’m

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starting school in the spring to pursue a degree in nursing · I am a cna and ive been doing that for about 5 years · I am a CNA working at a long term care facility in Hot Springs · I am a cocktail of defects, introspection, art and ideas · I am a coffee addict · I am a coffee enthusiast, winter admirer, music en-gulfer, movie/tv fanatic, and a lot of other things (just ask) · I am a Collective member at the Fargo-Moorhead Community Bike Workshop · I am a collector, a biker, and a runner · I am a collector of weird things · I am a college-educated career girl, but I have a bit of a wild side · I am a college educated woman that loves to meet new people and experience the different av-enues life offers me · I am a college football freak · I am a col-lege girl in NYC trying to enjoy everything that the city has to offer · I am a college grad, and also in the Military · I am a col-lege grad from school in New York who moved to South Flori-da not too long ago · I am a college graduate, but not done yet as I plan to attend grad school in September 2014 · I am a col-lege graduate, received a BA in english, and a writer · I am a college graduate, with a degree in Communications and me-dia · I am a college graduate · I am a college graduate · I am a College graduate · I am a college graduate · I am a college graduate and a life-long musician; I’m a bit of a homebody, but will venture out if good food is involved · I am a college gradu-ate and I always like to fill my time with new and exciting ven-tures · I am a college graduate and I do intend to further my education · I am a college graduate and recently moved back from studying abroad in europe · I am a college graduate liv-ing life and pursuing my professional goals · I am a college graduate who has done more in 5 years than some have done in 30 · i am a college graduate who is pursuing a career in the health services industry · I am a college graduate with a (seem-ingly useless) degree in psychology · I am a college graduate with a degree in communications/business · I am a college grad working at a law firm in Mendota Heights · I am a college senior with an interest in traveling · I am a college sophomore majoring in secondary education · I am a college student, and currently live in South-east Asia country · I am a college stu-dent, basically doing all the things that every other college stu-

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dent does · I am a college student, currently majoring in busi-ness · I am a college student, i wrestle(all american 4th in the country) im always up for doing things and going out · I am a college student, majoring in education · I am a college student, trying to figure out life · I am a college student · I am a college student · I am a college student · I am a college student and I’m a waitress · I am a college student and I’m relationship orient-ed · I am a college student and I also work FULL time · I am a college student and work at Staples · I am a college student at oPSU · I am a college student at temple U · I am a college stu-dent attending SUNY Cortland in upstate New York for Politi-cal Science · I am a college student at Virginia College in Greensboro, NC · I am a college student currently majoring in sports medicine · I am a college student in Buffalo, home for the summer in White Plains, NY · I am a college student in Denton texas · I am a college student in Sanford for Cosme-tology · I am a college student majoring in Biology, Pre-Vet, minoring in Political Science and studying in NW PA · I am a college student majoring in film , and I plan to go to law school after I graduate · I am a college student majoring in math, I guess I love solving math problems. I speak both French and english, and I’m learning Spanish now · I am a college student majoring in psychology and planning on minoring in music education · I am a college student pursuing a double B.B.A specializing in Accounting and Finance at FIU · I am a college student student (almost done!!), adventurous, fun, intelligent, and ready for something new · I am a college student studying english · I am a college student studying international busi-ness planning to go to law school · I am a college student studying mathematics · I am a college student studying nurs-ing while working three jobs · I am a college student that has an interest in music · I am a college student that is interested in music and psychology · I am a college student who is into smart guys that likes to have fun · I am a college student who will be graduating in Novemeber, in PR and Advertising · I am a college student working on a degree for a specific career path · I am a Colombian guy living in NYC · I am a Colorado girl who graduated from college in Boston about two years ago

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and moved to New York for work · I am a Colorado girl who moved to big ol’ L.A · I am a Colorado native and miss the true outdoors, so as a result, I try and get out of the city as much as I can to explore · I am a combanation of Bruce lee Arnold scwarzenegger joe rogan eddie Murphy and Sheldon (Big Bang theory) · I am a combat veteran with a degree in Crimi-nal Justice · I am a combination of athletic and curvy · I am a combined individual from the likes of an Actor, Joker, Babysit-ter, Salesman, Food Connoisseur, environmentalists, Motiva-tor & Sportsman · I am a comedy fanatic but I’ll watch pretty much anything (I LoVe period pieces) · I am a comics and car-toon nerd with a tendency to bring up social justice problems in those fields (like lack of diversity in animated films) · I am a commercial and industrial painter · I am a committed/loyal guy but definitely not a boring person · I am a communicative and trustful person, who prefers to have few but real friends · I am a community nurse and I work in Brighton · I am a com-passionate person who cares about the feelings if ither people and I am loyal and friendly and carefree · I am a compassion-ate person who enjoys helping others and learning new things whenever I can · I am a compassionate person who enjoys helping others and trying new things · I am a competitive run-ner and rock climber (mainly bouldering) · I am a complete and total Lover of God.He is first and my everything.I seek His guidance and passionately pursue Him everyday · I am a com-plete bookworm and some what a nerd · I am a complete cunt · I am a complete dork · I am a complete free spirit, I don’t care what people think of me · I am a complete goofball, dorky and a bit sarcastic · I am a complete goofball · I am a complete goofball who loves to make other people laugh · I am a com-plete lightweight and loath Jager · I am a complete nerd and a gamer · I am a complete nerd and proud to be one · I am a complete people person, I live to entertain and be around my friends · I am a complete romantic at heart · I am a complex, unique, cerebral loving individual....but admittedly on occa-sion I have clapped in glee for a meal · I am a complex and beautiful snowflake, i can’t be summarized · I am a complex individual · I am a complex mix of idealism, creativity, and

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goofiness · I am a complex mix of idealism and cynicism · I am a complex person but i think that has a lot to do with me being female · I am a complicated but not high maintenance per-son · I am a complicated girl, never reali happy with wot i got · I am a complicated ordaaaa · I am a complicated package :) serious, dry-witted, creative, goofy and intense all at the same time · I am a compulsive snacker · I am a computer nerd and like spending time on the internet · I am a computer pro-grammer · I am a computer programmer that’s not very good at computers (relative to other programmers at least) · I am a computer programmer that works for a local branch of a larger company · I am a computer science major at Portland State University · I am a computer technician and was into comics growing up so I’m a little bit of a nerd · I am a Conestoga Col-lege graduate with an advanced diploma in Graphic Design · I am a confident, adventurous woman who loves to be around my friends and family · I am a confident, attractive & a come-dic person · I am a confident, attractive & comedic person · I am a confident, attractive & comedic person · I am a confi-dent, attractive, intelligent, energetic, and overall dork and a goofball, with a witty, sometimes sarcastic sense of humor · I am a confident, fun loving guy, who enjoys tennis, swimming, hockey, dining out, Irish pubs, dancing, and travelling · I am a confident, open-minded, thoughtful, intelligent, and caring individual · I am a confident, quirky chickadee with red hair, hazel eyes, and awesome glasses · I am a confident, relaxed (but ambitious) person, with a real love of all water-based sports · I am a confident, slightly neurotic, funny girl who is always ready for an adventure · I am a confident and compe-tent outdoorsy lady · I am a confident person and I love my family · I am a confident person but I also do not take myself very seriously · I am a confident person who enjoys the ridicu-lousness of life · I am a confident southern gentleman; I grew up in texas, in an upper class home · I am a confident woman who is proud of her career, her body, her personality, and the way she interacts with people · I am a confident woman whose always in the process of having her shit together · I am a Con-necticut transplant, although growing up in the tri-state area

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has always made New York feel like a second home · I am a connoisseuse of lolspeak · I am a conscious person · I am a conservationist · I am a Conservative · I am a considerate per-son who is hoping to meet nice people · I am a constant learner and love to learn about things that are new to me · I am a con-stant work in progress, I like to have fun, but enjoy trying to improve myself mentally and physically and expanding my horizons · I am a constitutional constructionist, and I most closely identify with the Libertarian party · I am a construction specialist anything to do with a house and am self-employed for a little while longer · I am a consultant for a database com-pany · I am a continual learner, and prefer to always be on the look out for new ways to learn or improve myself · I am a con-tractor right now but intend on buying and selling real estate in the near future · I am a contrarian and an idealist, passion-ate and unfiltered · I am a controlled extrovert, in that during the 9-5 work week I do my shit and work hard at my job · I am a conundrum wrapped up in an enigma, with an awfully pretty bow on top · I am a conversationalist · I am a converse girl all the way, love spending my weekends when I’m not working in jeans and a band tee · I am a cook at a club, and I like grillin on the weekends · I am a cook at s nursing home for the moment but Pam to become a paralegal very soon · I am a cook from Louisiana so I love to show off in the kitchen because I’m really good with my hands · I am a cook so I have no life · I am a cool , down to earth chick that likes to have fun and loves to laugh · I am a cool,down to earth female that luvs to have fun and enjoy life · I am a cool, laid back person · I am a cool chick · I am a cool collected female who love to keep a smile on my face · I am a cool guy, with a great sense of humor · I am a cool guy · I am a cool guy I like too hang with friends and go too the gym a lot lol · I am a cool guy that likes to have fun · I am a cool guy to be around · I am a cool guy trying to make my dreams come true · I am a cool laid back girl · I am a cool laid back girl who try’s to live life to the fullest and be the best person I can be · I am a cool laid back kinda guy that gets straight to the point · I am a cool laid back pretty chill guy · I am a cool level headed guy that’s very ambitious · I am a cool person · I am a cork girl

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living in Dublin · I am a corn-fed Hoosier who made his way to the beach · I am a cornbread-and-fried-chicken-fed tennesse-an and wandering visual storyteller · I am a correctional offi-cer for State of Alaska · I am a cosmetologist, I love my career and that is something i can see myself doing for a good part of my life · I am a cosmetologist and I have a very strong work ethic · I am a cosmetologist and i love my profession · I am a cosmetologist at a local salon · I am a cosmotologist , I do hair, nails and facials · I am a couch potato, kinda goofy, and love-able · I am a CoUGAR that has a weakness for blue or green eyed pups · I am a country boy · I am a country boy, I have an awesome job driving yachts for a living · I am a country boy · I am a country boy at heart · I am a country boy by birth and do wear my cowboy boots every now and then · I am a country boy deal with with it · I am a country boy from middlesex/bailey North Carolina · I am a country boy from North Carolina an always down to have good time · I am a country boy from South Dakota via Kansas living in the city for about 6 years · I am a country boy from up north in wisconsin who loves his horses and motorcycles · I am a country boy originally from Michigan · I am a country boy that enjoys the simple things of life like the outdoors · I am a country boy that likes to have a good time and hanging with friends and family · I am a coun-try buy through and through that will give the shirt off my back for friend or family member in need · I am a country girl · I am a country girl, that’s my roots · I am a Country Girl · I am a country girl · I am a country girl · I am a country girl · I am a country girl · I am a country girl · I am a country girl · I am a country girl :) anything else just ask · I am a country girl and love being outdoors · I am a country girl and very close with my family · I am a country girl at heart, I love my boots, jeans, and hoodies · I am a country girl at heart · I am a country girl at heart · I am a country girl at heart · I am a country girl at heart · I am a country girl at heart · I am a country girl at heart and can’t stand rap · I am a country girl at heart and could nev-er live in the city · I am a country girl at heart and love all things outdoors, love country music new and old · I am a coun-try girl at heart and love being away from the city · I am a

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country girl at heart and love to be outdoors · I am a country girl at heart and love to have a good time · I am a country girl at heart but do live in the city, I drive a car but love big trucks, fishing, camping and hiking · I am a country girl at heart but I don’t dress the part · I am a country girl at heart but I reside in Centreville so that I’m closer to my wonderful desk job in Ar-lington · I am a country girl at heart love being out in the sticks on a 4wheeler but i can also be the the life of the party in the big city lol · I am a country girl at heart who loves to have fun, just doesn’t have a lot of time to do it · I am a country girl at heart with a city attitude, who just so happens to have abpasr but has a brighter future · I am a country girl at heart with a geeky side and a big fan of gadgets · I am a country girl but I’m also a city girl · I am a country girl from Blackwater,VA but I live in Ches-apeake · I am a country girl from Florida · I am a country girl from Maine, visiting Mass for a little while · I am a country girl I love country music but I also like pop and all the next stuff · I am a country girl living in the big city, trying to take in as much culture, food and adventure as possible · I am a country girl love getting mud on the tires · I am a country girl love the country style and life · I am a country girl love to ride horses, mud riding, bonfires, listen to music · I am a country girl lov-ing the big city · I am a country girl so hunting and football is a must · I am a country girl so I love to do anything redneck · I am a country girl stuck in New Jersey for now · I am a country girl who doesn’t mind getting alittle dirty but I also clean up nicely · I am a country girl who isn’t scared of dirt · I am a country girl who just got out of the army and is starting over · I am a country girl who loves to hang out with my friends and watch/go to Red Sox · I am a country girl with a little class · I am a country girl with a loving heart · I am a country man · I am a country outdoors girl · I am a CPA living in Richmond · I am a CPt certified personal trainer, however it is not my mainstay for income · I am a craftsman/artist with a passion for what I do · I am a crafty/ artistic person · I am a crazy, weird girl, and loving it · I am a crazy Broncos fan and I love watching the games with other crazy fans · I am a crazy cat lady · I am a crazy easy going person I love to go out and have

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some fun · I am a crazy energetic person who likes to have fun but can also be laid back and enjoy the quiet · I am a crazy open person and willing to try almost anything · I am a crazy outgo-ing girl that loves to have fun and get loud · I am a creative, adventurous type · I am a creative, happy and laid back per-son · I am a creative, loud mouthed, shower singing, poem writing, novel reading, pizza loving, mediation doing, netflix-ing newbie to this reality · I am a creative, outgoing, and love to stay active.Love city life · I am a creative, outgoing, intelli-gent, chilled out city girl · I am a creative, shy and silly person that makes stuff · I am a creative and funny person · I am a creative and passionate soul with a great lust for life · I am a Creative Director & Commercial Artist, typically working in video and otherwise generally cool shit · I am a creative direc-tor at a commercial music company, make a living as a musi-cian writing music for tV and Film · I am a creative giant, lov-ing beautiful music and design · I am a creative guru · I am a creative in a creative business · I am a creative person · I am a creative person and have done graphic, video and web de-sign · I am a creative person and have found all kinds of ways to keep life interesting · I am a creative person living in east London working in the arts · I am a creative person with a good sense of humor · I am a creative soul, always thinking outside the box · I am a creative soul and a curious one · I am a creature of routine but I am always up for an adventure when the opportunity presents itself · I am a crewtrainer at Wendys in ashland, and a part time dog groomer · I am a criminology major at MSU · I am a critical thinker, but I don’t confuse logic with reality, although when I think something, if possible, I do like to put my mind to it · I am a cross between the girls from the babysitters club and a retired punk grandma · I am a cross-dresser, I dress and walk around regularly as a girl, I am con-sidering hormones but honestly I am quite happy just being me · I am a Crossfitter · I am a crusader against injustice, and am devoted to service and bettering society · I am active, as in Not lazy, I am short, with a bit extra, but energetic and busy · I am active, fun loving and social · I am active, open, curious, and fun · I am Active, outgoing, and Loving · I am active, re-

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laxed, and fun · I am active, sociable, very attentive to people and their thoughts, tender and careful lady · I am active, un-usual, and provocative · I am active · I am active; snowboard-ing, going fast, exploring, fishing, playing sports, watching tV, huge movie buff; and theatre just to name a few · I am ac-tive and enjoy being active and healthy so that is also a big must for me · I am active and have a healthy lifestyle but I love to have a good time.I’m a blend of easy-going and intense · I am active and into fitness; I have a physical job and I like to run and do yoga · I am active and love the outdoors/gym and exploring all that this city has to offer · I am active and pas-sionate about performing arts and fitness · I am active because I enjoy it not because I feel some need to be the best or the baddest, or have bragging rights · I am active Duty Army cur-rently stationed in ft bliss · I am active in body and mind · I am active in fitness and try to stay busy · I am active with softball and whatever else I can get involved in when I have the time · I am actually 15 js · I am actually 18 but this stupid thing wouldn’t let me put that · I am actually a girl that loves sports baseball and football · I am actually a lady · I am actually a really good person · I am actually a shy person, takes me a minute to really open up, but to some people I just can’t · I am actually a very nice person and only rarely find myself with someone I don’t like · I am actually currently in the process of applying to go back abroad through the Fullbright program after I graduate for 10 months in ecuador · I am actually fairly new to Mel-bourne, originally from New York City in the States · I am ac-tually in school right now I’m getting my associates degree in science and technology for graphic design · I am actually in the middle of working on my own book manuscript at the mo-ment · I am actually more interested in making and being a good friend believe it or not · I am actually not a douche, I swear · I am actually not a human being, but an elf · I am Actu-ally only 17, But Im Very Mature For My Age · I am actually pretty big into reading and i also write when i have the spare time · I am actually pretty darn awesome · I am actually pretty excited about it · I am actually pretty good at making sponta-neous romantic gestures, but for me, the most romantic thing

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someone can do for me is detail my car · I am actually pretty talkative when I am close to someone but I can be rather shy initially · I am actually quite a sweet girl but like any decent woman I can stand up for myself · I am actually really nice in general, and I’m pretty normal for a weird chick · I am actually told that by all my friends · I am actually too caring · I am actu-ally very funny · I am actually very simple but people have a hard time reading me · I am actually very smart · I am actually very talkative and kind of a goofball, I just don’t like going on about myself · I am Actuve duty Air Force at Columbus MS. I’m always ready to try something new and different · I am a Cubs, Packers, and UFC fan · I am a Cubs fan by birth, and a Bruins fan by choice · I am a cuddler, an adventurer, a communica-tor · I am a cuddle whore · I am a curious, adventurous 20-something with a scary television addiction who loves vid-eo games and being active · I am a curious, artistic, emotional, creative and versatile lady · I am a curious chick so I might ask a lot of questions · I am a curious person with an adventurous spirit · I am a curious soul passionate about design · I am a curmudgeon in the most endearing way possible · I am a cur-rent employee at taco King and Busty Burgers · I am a cur-rently pursuing a bachelors degree in science and will soon go to medical school to become a doctor(hopefully) · I am a cur-rent student at UCLa majoring in art and minoring in african American Studies · I am a current student in uni · I am a curvy 33 yr old teacher · I am a curvy woman from germany, living in finland for about 4 years · I am a cute, spunky, active girl · I am a CW2 in the Army · I am a cynic · I am a cynical optimist · I am a cynic with the heart of an optimist · I am a daddy’s girl, but I love my Papa · I am a daddys girl · I am a dad first and fore-most · I am a damn good friend · I am a dance addict...mostly for Blues and Argentine tango · I am a Dancehall fanatic, but truly appreciate every kind of music · I am a dance major · I am a dancer, a singer, an actress, a model, a specialty performer- and whatever else I am depending on the day · I am a dancer, a singer in my spare time, I take photos when I can, but i read a lot · I am a dancer - ballet, modern, contemporary · I am a dancer/choreographer in the entertainment industry for

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about 7 years · I am a dancer and actress · I am a dancer and artist first- and need people in my life who are familiar or open to that world and lifestyle · I am a dancer and have been danc-ing for about 6/7 years and love everything about it from the feeling of just dancing to the music · I am a dancer and I love to watch hockey and baseball · I am a dancer and I will break out into dance whenever I feel like it · I am a dancer devoted to continually learning, growing, and doing what makes me hap-py · I am a dancer who works at the post office · I am adapt-able · I am adaptable and peaceful · I am adaptable but I am not willing to sacrifice who I am · I am adaptable to the people I’m with and the places I’m around · I am a daredevil, so just say the word && I’ll be the first to do it · I am a daredevil · I am a darts player and my highest score on record is 134 · I am a data scientist by day, grad student by night, and freelance pho-tographer on weekends · I am a daycare provider · I am a day-care teacher in the southern Milwaukee area · I am a DC Metro native who spent most of my adult life in the midwest and came back to D.C · I am a DC native but I went away to New orleans for college · I am ADD beyond belief and get bored easily · I am addicted to Anime and pron · I am addicted to Chickfila · I am addicted to coffee, cnn and I strongly dislike anything to do with the Kardashians · I am addicted to coffee and enjoy old films · I am addicted to coffee and guitars · I am addicted to crossword puzzles · I am addicted to getting pierced · I am addicted to green smoothies · I am addicted to green smoothies and organic banana chips · I am addicted to hot tea, english style, music & chatting online · I am addicted to meth · I am addicted to Netflix · I am addicted to optimism, great conversation, a ridiculous sense of humor and sar-casm · I am addicted to peanut butter and ice cream, so be-ware · I am addicted to redbull · I am addicted to reese’s · I am addicted to running and anything that can make my heart beat fast · I am addicted to Seamless because it’s like going on little adventures for dinner… but at home · I am addicted to shopping and eyeliner · I am addicted to spotify · I am addict-ed to swimming · I am addicted to tattoos, I cant get enough of them · I am addicted to tattoos and I am working on a sleeve

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now · I am addicted to the energy and experience of live mu-sic · I am addicted to the internet and the ability to google search · I am addicted to the internet I am sorry · I am addict-ed to yard sales · I am addicted to zebra print and love spend-ing time with my puppy · I am a decent, nice guy working and living in downtown Albany · I am a decent flirt · I am a decent guy that keeps in shape but is kind of a nerd · I am a decent human being · I am a decorative painter · I am a deep and pas-sionate soul that likes long walks on short rooftops and pro-cessed cheese · I am a deep lover and not afraid to get my hands dirty · I am a deeply caring person and do not appreci-ate it when people are careless with other people’s feelings · I am a deep thinker, intuitive, and very random · I am a deep thinker · I am a deep thinker and love good (intellectual) con-versation · I am a deep thinker and love quotes · I am a deep thinker with a lot of empathy and compassion · I am a deep thinker with a need for adventure · I am a deep well so I hope the right person (potential friend or otherwise) gleans a little bit of who I am through all of this · I am a defender for those I care about · I am a definite cynic · I am a degree holding - cer-tified art nerd · I am a deliberate, long-range thinker · I am a dental assistant for a small practice out in gates currently go-ing to school to become a dental hygienist · I am a dependable, fun and outgoing guy · I am a dependent independent, crav-ing friendly engaging company while striving to achieve per-sonal goals along this crazy life journey · I am a design / mar-keting geek · I am a designer, rager, laid back guy, green minded, always having fun · I am a designer- and love pretty much everything that has to do with design · I am a designer / architect, currently living in Ann Arbor · I am a designer and I love a project · I am a Designer from sunny South London who likes to and knows how to enjoy myself · I am a designer in the fashion industry and enjoy the creativity of my job · I am a de-signer with a love for music, especially live gigs · I am a design professional · I am a determined optimist · I am a determined person · I am a devoted Film Forum fan, lover of organ meats and raw fish, and a bike-rider · I am a devotee of everything Michigan has to offer and time spent in foreign ports has only

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increased is allure · I am a devout believer in intelligent de-sign · I am a dictionary of random facts, movie quotes and song lyrics · I am a die-hard Boston sports fan · I am a die-hard Detroit Lions/Detroit tigers fan · I am a die-hard moderate in most aspects of life · I am a die-hard nerd · I am a diehard Chi-cago sports fan and someone who loves to talk about sports · I am a die hard Denver Broncos fan · I am a Die Hard fan · I am a die hard Jets Fan , Yankees Fan, and Knicks Fan · I am a die hard Jets fan and current season ticket holder · I am a die hard New York Rangers fan · I am a DIe HARD NY Giants Fan and NY Rangers Fan, and I am soooo addicted to Reel Big Fish · I am a die hard NY Yankees and NY Rangers fan · I am a die hard Packer fan and am one of those people who will sit and watch 3 NFL games on Sunday · I am a die hard Ravens fan · I am a die hard Red Sox fans and I do yell at sporting events · I am a die hard Seahawks fan · I am a die hard steelers fan · I am a diehard timbers fan and a whiskey-drinkin fool with an in-credibly inappropriate sense of humor · I am a diehard WWe fan · I am a diehard Yankees Fan, NY Rangers, and I bleed Green and Gold Go Packers Go · i am a diesel tech, drive semis occasionally · I am a different kind of woman · I am a different type of woman and I’ve realized that but I’ve come to terms with the fact that, it’s a good thing that I’m different · I am a digital artist and animator · I am a digital marketing manager, from the UK · I am a dinner and a movie guy · I am a disney girl who adores musicals, loves reading and picking up new languages · I am a dissimulator, vivacious, and I digress · I am a divorced, white male, who has worked at the same company for 22 years · I am a divorced athletic (exercise addict) vegetar-ian physician that loves comedy/Comedy Central and mov-ies · I am a divorced father of 2 · I am a divorced mother of 3 kids · I am a divorced mother of three kids · I am a divorced mother of two beautiful little girls · I am a divorced single mom of two fabulous boys one 6 and the other 19 months · I am a divorcee, mother of 6 and a nan of 1 · I am a Dixie Land sweetheart who loves to have fun, but I’ve managed to main-tain my ambition · I am a DJ · I am a DJ and I have a solo music project · I am a doctoral student in Philosophy currently living

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in the greater Philadelphia area · I am a doctorate student at ASU who currently works as a social worker for a local non profit behavioral health clinic · I am a Doctor Who junkie, which just adds to me being a nerd · I am a doctor who likes cats, 90’s house, tolkien and sci-fi, but I’m actually a cool guy · I am a doctor working in London · I am a doer more than a talker...I like adventures · I am a dog and cat lover · I am a dog guy · I am a dog lover · I am a dog lover, but I don’t have one right now · I am a dog lover, particularly english Bulldogs are my favorite · I am a dog person, for the most part, but have fallen in love with the three cats I have adopted · I am a dog person · I am a dominate and giving lover · I am a Dominican woman that loves to read, dance, listening to music, watching movies and chilling with my friends · I am adorable, elegant, and random · I am adorable, girly, and interesting · I am ador-ing, strong and silent, and thoughtful · I am a dork, I know · I am a dork, I love to learn and explore · I am a dork, patient, and very nice · I am a dork · I am a dork · I am a dork · I am a dork at heart, I still like cartoons and disney movies · I am a dork loves punk rock shows, industrial goth and hardcore · I am a dorky, wanderlustful, jetsetting, gourmand that has a mind of a Ravenclaw and the gaiety of a laughing baby · I am a dorky girl who likes most music, animals, and people · I am a down-to-earth, easy going historian · I am a down-to-earth guy, but with a huge heart · I am a down-to-earth kinda girl who loves life and everything it has to offer · I am a down-to-earth person and very easy to get along with · I am a down ass bitch · I am adown beat · I am a down home country girl with a touch of city · I am a down home country kind of girl · I am a down person that loves to laugh and have a good time · I am a down right redneck/country gal an aint nobody gonna take that outta me · I am a down to earth, driven, mature guy that loves sports, food, and family · I am a down to earth, genuine person, great sense of humour, honest, always up for a laugh · I am a down to earth, humble person, enjoy real, confident per-sonalities; and I enjoy going out on adventures and a little wining and dining · I am a down to earth, intellectual man with a good head on his shoulders and a good heart in his

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chest · I am a down to earth, intelligent and fun girl · I am a down to earth, it is what it is kind of guy · I am a down to earth , loyal and genuine guy · I am a down to earth, motivated guy who’s really into sports (watching and playing) and music (again, watching and playing lol) · I am a down to earth, no drama, girl who makes the most out of life · I am a down to earth, tell it like it is kinda girl · I am a down to earth and a cheerful person ( according to my closest friends) · I am a down to earth and caring individual who loves to laugh and make others laugh · I am a down to earth and go with the flow · I am a down to earth Aussie guy · I am a down to earth country girl, love helping others, and apparently I’m funny · I am a down to earth country girl · I am a down to earth country girl who loves to hike, play sports, read books, and spending time with my family · I am a down to earth fun loving guy al-ways willing to try new things and go on new adventures · I am a down to earth fun loving kind of girl · I am a down to earth girl · I am a down to earth girl, with a spontaneous side · I am a down to earth girl · I am a down to earth girl · I am a down to earth girl · I am a down to earth girl..who likes to live life to the fullest and with no regret · I am a down to earth girl from a small town who values close relationships with family and friends · I am a down to earth girl who likes to laugh and to have intelligent conversation · I am a down to earth girl who loves having fun with my friends and family, laughing on a daily basis, and enjoying the simple things in life · I am a down to earth guy from the midwest that moved to SF a couple years ago · I am a down to earth guy that enjoys the simple things · I am a down to earth guy who doesn’t take life too seriously or dwell on the negatives · I am a down to earth guy with a good sense of humor · I am a down to earth guy with a great sense of humor (at least I like to think so) · I am a down to earth guy with a great sense of humour, I don’t take life to serious · I am a down to earth homebody who is just as good with kickin it as I am going out for a night · I am a down to earth individual that appreciates sincerity and individuality · I am a down to earth kinda girl · I am a down to earth kinda girl · I am a down to earth kind of chick · I am a down to earth kind of girl who

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loves to spend time with my family and friends · I am a down to earth kind of guy i like to cook · I am a down to earth mother of 3 who loves to travel and spend time with my kids · I am a down to earth person, not into the party scene, ready to start a life with some one · I am a down to earth person, who has a sarcastic sense of humor · I am a down to earth person · I am a down to earth person that loves to have fun and meet new peo-ple · I am a down to earth person who likes to have fun · I am a down to earth person with a big heart · I am A down to earth relaxed guy for the most part · I am a down to earth simple kinda guy · I am a down to earth sort of person and doesn’t feel like money can buy happiness · I am a down to earth student who loves school and sports · I am a down to earth type of girl who does not like the “drama” (I get enough of that in my class-room with my little ones LoL) · I am a down to earth type of guy · I am a down to earth woman · I am a downtown urbanite who loves to spend time with friends · I am a dream chaser · I am a dreamer · I am a dreamer, a down to earth, real person, with passionate and spontaneous · I am a dreamer, a goth, an animal lover, a nature freak, independent, strong, feminine but not girly · I am a dreamer, an artist, a creator, and a lover of animals · I am a dreamer, animal lover, and fine beer con-noisseur · I am a dreamer, a thinker, a lover, compassionate, hilarious, clumsy, and downright honest (sometimes too much so) · I am A Dreamer, Fun, and Romantic · I am a dream-er, I’m a lover, I’m a thinker, I’m a singer and a hardworker · I am a dreamer, sometimes scared of reality, but working on that · I am a dreamer , traveler & adventurer · I am a dream-er · I am a dreamer · I am a dreamer · I am a dreamer · I am a dreamer · I am a dreamer · I am a dreamer · I am a dreamer and an artist · I am a dreamer and I like to be spontaneous · I am a dreamer and I love exploring new countries, walking though foreign streets and observing how foreign people be-have · I am a dreamer and part time procrastinator · I am a dreamer and the more I’m around new things the more excit-ed I get · I am a dreamer but I keep my feet on the ground · I am a dreamer but I love to stay with my feet on the ground · I am a dreamer I try to find the fun out of things · I am a dream-

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er that loves to be spontaneous · I am a dreamer with big goals that i’ve yet to reach · I am Adri, I’m 20, I live in Socastee, SC · I am Adrienne · I am a driven, mature, and fun guy originally from southern Maine · I am a driven, smart, thoughtful person and love being able to help others · I am a driven and ambi-tious person, but I have a pretty relaxed personality · I am a driven and ambitious UChicago grad with an affinity for sar-casm and an unhealthy obsession with dogs and horror mov-ies · I am a driven hard working professional · I am a driven leader at work, but everyone’s favorite outside of it · I am a driven person, constantly trying to improve myself in one way or another · I am a driven person · I am a drug and addictions counselor for teenage girls · I am a drummer · I am a drummer and a guitar player though I prefer the drums. Since January 2014 I’m down 25 pounds and loving life more than ever · I am a drummer who loves to make music · I am a drunkie, lovable, and a party animal · I am a dual nationality of British and American · I am a dude who likes to smile and be happy- also love music and food- seriously · I am a dude who tries not to take things too seriously · I am a Dutch girl living in Vancou-ver · I am Advantist and like to try new things · I am adven-torous, sporty,spontaneous, sometimes hectic · I am adven-tourious active and social and I also have my private times as well · I am adventuerous and caring with an open mind and big heart · I am adventure and I love the beach · I am adventu-reous, chill, and creative · I am adventurful, intelligent, and fun-loving I’m down to earth and realize nothing is ever per-fect · I am adventurous, and, like to try new things · I am ad-venturous, and a realist · I am adventurous, athletic, health conscious & ecologically minded · I am adventurous, bubbly, and intellectual · I am adventurous, caring, and accepting · I am adventurous, compassionate and loving life · I am adven-turous, creative, and optimistic · I am Adventurous, Creative, and sad that I can’t fly · I am adventurous, daring, and bold · I am adventurous, eccentric, and logistic · I am Adventurous, energetic, and Social · I am adventurous, enthusiastic, and patient · I am adventurous, fun loving, and humorous · I am adventurous, funny, and shy · I am adventurous, I am old fash-

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ioned and I am a romantic · I am adventurous, I love to travel and I don’t mind stepping out my comfort zone if it means creating new experiences · I am adventurous, industrious, and lovable · I am adventurous, inquisitive, and playful · I am adventurous, intellectual, and fun · I am adventurous, loving, caring, and fun · I am adventurous, motivated, well-traveled and open-minded · I am adventurous, quirky and unapologet-ic · I am adventurous,spontaneous and dedicated · I am ad-venturous, well-travelled, and open to all new experiences · I am adventurous- I love challenges, new places, new people, new summits · I am adventurous · I am adventurous · I am ad-venturous...I love to play sports, hike, workout · I am adven-turous and always up to try new things · I am adventurous and can be a bit of a daredevil sometime · I am adventurous and curious person · I am adventurous and enjoy an active lifestyle which is something I hope to share with my future significant other · I am adventurous and have a passion for exploring new places · I am adventurous and laid back and enjoy real honest people who are much of the same · I am adventurous and like to have a good time · I am adventurous and love the out doors · I am adventurous and love to travel · I am adventurous and love to travel and learn from other cultures · I am adven-turous and love trying new things · I am adventurous and out-doorsy · I am adventurous and passionate about traveling · I am adventurous and usually willing to try almost anything at least once · I am adventurous and who doesn’t like excite-ment · I am adventurous and will try anything once · I am ad-venturous and will try just about anything once · I am adven-turous in life and love, activities and media · I am adventurousness, athletic and up for any new experience so come along for the ride · I am adventurous so I’m pretty much up to trying anything · I am a dynamic, driven, ambitious 26 yr old · I am a dynamic individual known for charming sponta-neity and uncompromising joie de vivre · I am a eager learner, great listener and full of positive energy · I am a east guy from Philly I work hard at my career · I am a easy-going smiley hap-py person who’s up for a laugh · I am a easy girl to make hap-py · I am a easy going and down to earth guy · I am a easy go-

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ing charismatic guy · I am a easy going guy · I am a easy going guy · I am a easy going guy.I am very family oriented.I love children and have two of my own · I am a easy going guy but i also know how to have fun · I am a easy going guy just trying to make some friends · I am a easy going guy who works con-struction · I am a easy going kind of person and always keep my cool in a frustrating situation · I am a easy going person, just trying to explore every little happiness in life · I am a easy going person · I am a easy outgoing girl who enjoys good com-pany and good nights out · I am a easy person · I am a elemen-tary teacher and love my job · I am a emotional roller coaster ride, 90% of the time a very good one · I am a energetic, driven, intelligent, direct, and intuitive guy · I am a energetic person that loves having fun and joke around but don’t get me wrong I know when to be serious · I am a energetic vibrant fun loving girl · I am a enigma · I am a entertainment production man-agement major at southern miss · I am a esthetician, I epecial-ize in brow waxing · I am a executive chef that works a lot and loves what I do · I am a extremely hard worker at the job and at home · I am a fair guy with a good sense of humor · I am a fair-ly attractive dude with a sense of humor and a lot to offer · I am a fairly busy lady, and prefer it that way · I am a fairly down to earth person · I am a fairly easy-going guy · I am a fairly easy-going guy who tries to enjoy life · I am a fairly easy going tea enthusiast, masquerading as an adult and enjoying London · I am a fairly laid back, easy going person · I am a fairly laid back guy, low stress, hard to anger · I am a fairly laid back person, I love reading and listening to music · I am a fairly laid back per-son · I am a fairly liberal, body-positive, introspective, intro-verted feminist woman · I am a fairly low-key guy · I am a fair-ly nice guy · I am a fairly odd person but I love me lol · I am a fairly ordinary person · I am a fairly outgoing person · I am a fairly quiet person, but I wouldn’t go as far as to label myself as shy or introverted · I am a fairly quiet thoughtful person · I am a fairly sarcastic person · I am a fairly shy, small, old fashioned gal who is secretly hilarious, or so I like to think · I am a fairly simple guy · I am a fairly tall guy that’s having fun while he can · I am a fairly tattooed, stretch-lobed, alternative type

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girl · I am a fairly we’ll rounded man · I am a fairly well educat-ed individual who is pretty culturally diverse · I am a fairytale/daydream believer, drama queen, tickalish brunette ans I ab-solutely love it · I am a family dedicated man and also love to be with someone I love · I am a family focused southern bell · I am a family girl · I am a family girl · I am a family girl and a big time girly girl · I am a family guy that loves to just chill and hangout · I am a family oriented individual, including my dogs · I am a family oriented person, I love my family · I am a family person , family is everything to me · i am a family per-son · I am a family person · I am a family practice resident · I am a fan if wrestling, and big beards (in that order) · I am a fan of all things historical · I am a fan of Asian Dramas such as tai-wanese and Japanese Dramas · I am a fan of beards · I am a fan of beers, grabbing a bite to eat, trying a new recipe, dive bars, my old school bicycle - 1984 Concorde road bike · I am a fan of bright colors, and people tell me I smile too much, although I don’t see it as a bad thing · I am a fan of conventions/events such as New York Comic Con and Renaissance Faires · I am a fan of craft beer · I am a fan of dry humor, quick-wit, and sar-casm · I am a fan of fine art & antiques · I am a fan of going to concerts and crowd surfing (yep, I’m that girl) · I am a fan of good beer and good people, hopefully in combination with each other · I am a fan of grocery shopping · I am a fan of indie dramas and horror films. two opposite ends of the spectrum, but that’s kind of how my personality is too · I am a fan of in-telligent conversations · I am a fan of kitsch, mid-century style and French things · I am a fan of League of Legends · I am a fan of music · I am a fan of people who are: humble, selfless, respectful, real, intelligent, nerdy, optimistic, and genuinely good · I am a fan of poetry but that does not mean I have the proclivity to understand any poem I read · I am a fan of ran-dom conversational tangets and puns · I am a fan of random road trips · I am a fan of road trips, too · I am a fan of sports (soccer-Liverpool for the win!, basketball, running, swim-ming) and I do like playing computer games/android games · I am a fan of the arts but I also love watching/playing sports and spending time outdoors riding my bike or hiking · I am a fan

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of the great white shark ..wrestler Shamus · I am a fan of the hawks, bears and cubs · I am a fan of the outdoors, but can also enjoy a night out in the city · I am a fan of the Rapid City Rush hockey team :P I have a season ticket for this upcoming hockey year · I am a fan of the South Alabama Jags Basketball team, go to almost every home game · I am a fan of video games mainly the classics like Zelda, and Kirby and all n64 stuff · I am a fan of watching live sports, even though I usually don’t care who wins · I am a fan of watching soccer and love going to the local pub on a saturday or sunday morning to watch soccer · I am a fan of witty banter and my favorite people are open-minded and able to laugh at themselves · I am a fantastic cook · I am A Fantastic Lover though & An Amazing Friend · I am a farm boy at heart and love it · I am a farmer · I am a farmer in the morning caring for 20 horses and when not doing that I am a house painter · I am a farm girl from the wonderful state of Nebraska · I am a fashion fan · I am a fashionista · I am a fash-ion major, happy and love to laugh · I am a fashion model, and always down for a good shoot · I am a fashion student · I am a fast talker and thinker and I like to be around other people that can keep up with me and inspire me · I am a father of 3 amaz-ing kids, I live for them · I am a father of 4 , they are my whole world · I am a father of a 6 yr old boy who lives with me · I am a father of one · I am a father of two girls I love very much · I am a father to one beautiful girl and currently in training for fire-fighting · I am a fat kid at heart...but I thank my metabolism for really helping me out · I am a feminist, a (fledgeling) scien-tist, and an atheist · I am a feminist, and a huge Doctor Who fan · I am a feminist, pan sexual and extremely open about my body, my sex life and my job which is as a cam girl on myfree-cams.com · I am a feminist · I am a feminist · I am a Femi-nist · I am a feminist; that’s important to me and in those I choose seek out · I am a feminist and a leftist · I am a feminist and a little existential · I am a feminist and an anarchist (an anarcha-femini-syndicalist??) and I do not tolerate bigotry of any kind · I am a feminist and an outspoken introvert (this is not an oxymoron, introverted does not equal shy!) and social justice is close to my heart · I am a feminist I’m a debater I’m a

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liberal these are probably the first three things anyone should know about me as they get to know me · I am a few years out of college, and I’ve finally found a job I really enjoy doing · I am a few years out of college and have been working full time for a Department of Defence Contractor since graduation · I am af-fectionate, attentive, caring, loving and family oriented · I am affectionate, convivial and caring · I am affectionate, easy go-ing and a open minded person · I am affectionate, family ori-ented, and loyal · I am affectionate, optimistic, and somewhat shy · I am affectionate · I am affectionate · I am affectionate and faithful, optimistic and cheerful, spontaneous and play-ful, tender and feminine · i am affectionate and love to be near the one i love, and care about a lot · I am affectionate and love to cuddle, enjoy touching those I’m close to · I am affectionate but I don’t make the first move · I am a fiction writer and day-dreamer · I am a fiery person and can be quite serious some-times but is always up for a laugh · I am a film buff, and I like fries · I am a film editor who has bounced between New York and Los Angles · I am a filmmaker, artist, adventurer and en-trepreneur · I am a filmmaker, designer from Brazil · I am a filmmaker in th peocess of schooling and working on indepen-dent projects · I am a film producer in Beijing · I am a final year PhD student in Geophysics, but don’t plan on pursuing academia any further · I am a Finance Analyst -gotta pay rent somehow right · I am a finance major which is to be followed by a masters · I am a fine woodworker and enjoy my job · I am a finish carpenter · I am a Finn - Canadian and I just moved to NYC from Helsinki · I am a Finnish girl who loves summer · I am a firearms/fighting technical advisor, armorer, and prop master for tV/Film productions · I am a fire spinner (poi) and have spent a lot of time around the circus · I am a firm believer in expressing myself and doing what makes me happy · I am a firm believer in Karma and I have made some mistakes in the past and learned from those mistakes · I am a firm believer in our 2nd Amendment, but not like the uber crazy conspiracy theorist · I am a firm believer in standing up for equal rights for all peoples · I am a firm believer in the importance of living in the moment, taking risks, and making time to play · I am a

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firm believer of Jesus Christ · I am a firm believer of karma · I am a firm believer of working and playing hard · I am a firm believer that a few paragraphs on this page do not adequately explain a person, nor should they · I am a firm believer that all trips should be taken by bicycle, motorcycle or sailboat · I am a firm believer that chemicals=cancer · I am a firm believer that chivalry isn’t dead · I am a firm believer that everything works out the way it is supposed to, one way or another · I am a firm believer that positive thoughts will always produce positive re-sults and I like to distance myself from any form of negativi-ty · I am a firm believer that time in good company is time well spent · I am a first-year graduate student, with a concentra-tion in Marketing · I am a first generation Indian-American who loves food, travel, fiction, and movies · I am a first grade teacher · I am a first year elementary Art teacher from Greens-boro · I am a first year law student who just moved to NYC a few months ago..I am a laid back guy who is full of energy and eager to explore · I am a fit guy who loves reading, hiking, go-ing to the movies or hitting a bar · I am a fitness enthusiastic who is obsessed with lifting weights · I am a fitness manager at LA fitness and love what I do · I am a fit person, and like to go running to pass the time and relieve stress · I am a flight attendant, an I studied art history in school · I am a flight in-structor working at lake front airport · I am a flip floppin, tank toppin’, shorts wearin’ kinda girl · I am a Florida girl · I am a florida girl at heart · I am a Florida girl but have lived in NYC since college · I am a Florida native who took a wrong turn and ended up in the great NW · I am a Florida State grad, just fin-ished up my last semester studying abroad in Italy and travel-ing the world · I am a Floridian, but just moved to South Flori-da in August · I am a FlowerChild and believe in the simple things in life · I am a fly by the seat of my pants kind of girl · I am a fob Ahah · I am a FoCo native · I am a focused individual who’s goal is to attain my MD and specialize in Neurology · I am a follower of Christ before all things · I am a follower of Je-sus Christ and I strive to live everyday for him · I am a fond lover of dogs, traveling, and all food · I am a foodie & I enjoy a glass of wine once in a while · I am a foodie, and love movies

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and music · I am a foodie · I am a foodie · I am a foodie and I love beer · I am a foodie and I love to share that with people · I am a foodie and love to cook and especially try all kinds of dif-ferent cuisines from every corner of the globe · I am a foodie and love trying out new places · I am a food lover (sorry I can’t bring myself to say foodie) Great cook · I am a food lover by nature and I could handle myself in a kitchen · I am a fool too; I always seem to pick the wrong types of guys · I am a foot-ball-loving Star Wars fan that enjoys roller coasters and eating a lot of food · I am a football guy and usually keep up on every-thing NFL · I am a football player and I’m still in school I’m 16 · I am a Ford/beer girl · i am a foreman of a small landscape crew and i work for myself as a handyman when im not doing landscaping · I am a forensic accountant · I am a former ath-lete turned investor · I am a former bartender and an avid film fan with a rather large movie collection · I am a former chef · I am a former Disney college program intern, just returning to the Champaign- Urbana area · I am a former expat recently moved back to the US after a 4-year stint overseas in sunny (ha!), Dublin, Ireland · I am a former fitting room specialists at banana republic and athleta and a former swim instructor for a summer camp · I am a former graduate student and teacher turned car salesperson, who has thoroughly enjoyed the ad-venture · I am a former Ice Hockey player · I am a former pro-fessional motorcycle racer · I am a former Royal Marine who’s easy going and likes a laugh · I am a foul mouthed Christian · I am a fountain of hyperbole and useless, bad stories · I am a fount of useless knowledge · I am a fourth-year at UChicago finishing my degree in economics with a minor in east Asian studies · I am a fourth year at ucr and plan on getting my bach-elors degree in Psychology/ Law & Society hopefully sooner than later · I am a fourth year college student taking up civil engineering · I am a foxy lady who is full of surprises and al-ways down to have a good time · I am afraid I am also much less peaceable when provoked than Hippie-kind · I am afraid of getting hurt again..I’ve been told more than once that i am stubborn, which i guess i am · I am afraid of heights and cer-tain insects · I am afraid of the dark wen im alone, but love it

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wen ur with someone.if someone loses my trust they probably wont get it back · I am afraid of the future · I am a freak · I am a freak about Harry Potter, Apple, Disney and Napa · I am a freakin sweetheart and I love to try new things · I am a free-spirit and fun-loving · I am a free-spirited, outgoing red-head · I am a freelance artist just trying to enjoy life · I am a freelance designer and I point at things a lot · I am a freelance editor - currently working in reality tV · I am a freelance graphic & web designer, I design, eat, design, sleep · I am a Freelance Graphic Artist and Records Assistant · I am a free-lance graphic designer, it’s what I went to school for and what I eventually graduated in · I am a freelance illustrator and 2d animator · I am a freelance makeup artist · I am a freelance photographer and I love to paint · I am a Freelance Production Assistant and Script Supervisor · I am a freelance writer · I am a free spirit · I am a free spirit,enjoy telling jokes and sharing a good times laughing with friends · I am a free spirit · I am a free spirit · I am a free spirit and I intend to keep it that way · I am a free spirit and I like to do just about anything and I go with the flow · I am a free spirit and love to have sexy time ad-ventures with the best of the best · I am a free spirit at heart · I am a free spirited, driven individual who loves the indepen-dent life but also enjoys sharing it with others · I am a free spirited, fun loving, crazy girl · I am a free spirited girl and I honestly love to live · I am a free spirited person that like struc-ture once in a while · I am a free spirit just trying to under-stand and love life · I am a free spirit person, I love muse-ums,movies,I’m outgoing · I am a free spirit person all about my fitness and health · I am a free spirit who enjoys the out-doors, the ocean, the big beautiful redwoods, swimming, and dancing · I am a free spirit who is still wandering aimlessly post college · I am a free spirt and I seek positive energy and people interested in getting lost around New York City and falling in love with life · I am a freestyle skier, going to school for organizational communication · I am a free thinker, and believe face value isn’t everything · I am a free thinker · I am a french model · I am a frequent gym-goer and try to participate in as many sports leagues as I have time for · I am a freshman

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at Iowa State majoring in Family and Consumer Sciences · I am a freshman at oSU and love life · I am a freshman at Vir-ginia tech · I am a freshman at WVU and a business and eco-nomic major, then heading to law school · I am a freshman in college, majoring in engineering technology · I am a fresh-man in college · I am a freshman in college · I am a Freshman in college and loving every minute of it · I am a freshman in college in a small town · I am a friend · I am a friendly, fun, busy teacher hoping to get to know some smart and interest-ing people · I am a friendly, fun, down to earth person · I am a friendly, outgoing, blunt person · I am a friendly and funny · I am a friendly down to earth guy that just loves a good chat · I am a friendly guy, pretty personable · I am a friendly guy - I like to learn about people and keep busy doing new and inter-esting things · I am a friendly guy who likes to enjoy life and the opportunities that come with it · I am a friendly guy with a good heart, and I always try to see the best in people · I am a friendly outgoing girl who loves keeping busy · I am a friendly person & care for feeling of others · I am a friendly person and kinda silly :P · I am a friendly peson a bit shy but that don’t lastt long I’m bubbly I love a good laugh xxxx · I am a friend of the freedom of thought, and no thought is so absurd I lack the courage to entertain it · I am after an emotional connection only · I am after a relationship so distance is an issue · I am a fuckin’ weirdo · I am a full-time hairstylist, I enjoy what I do · I am a full-time mommy, my son is 4; he is my whole world and always comes first in my life · I am a full-time sass mouth & graphic designer · I am a full-time single dad of a son with spe-cial needs, he’s amazing and surprises me every single day · I am a full-time single father to a 1 1/2yr old baby boy · I am a full-time student · I am a full-time student at Suffolk Commu-nity College (Selden, NY) · I am a full-time student in my last year of school · I am a full blown geek · I am a full time busi-ness student, which is overwhelming and takes up so much of my time · I am a full time cabinet maker and love my crick-etand music like disturbed and bad religion · I am a full time college student at the University of texas at San Antonio · I am a full time college student at UCo · I am a full time college stu-

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dent bouncing from New orleans to Kansas City · I am a full time college student in school for my emergency medical sci-ence degree · I am a full time CPHt at a local pharmacy · I am a fulltime editor, writer and executive trainer for a public rela-tions firm · I am a full time employee and am currently work-ing on my masters degree · I am a full time employee at the USPS and full time student at MCC · I am a full time general music teacher for grades K-5th at Great expectations elemen-tary in toledo · I am a full time graduate student with a part time job as well · I am a full time Mechanic/Fabricator, I’m also a Fire Fighter on call 24/7 365 days of the year · I am a full time momma trying to find mr right · I am a full time mother and student in college · I am a full time mum to my littie girl · I am a full time music teacher and I work for an outpatient drug/alcohol rehab · I am a fulltime parent and my kids do come first · I am a full time photographer, I just moved back home from NYC · I am a full time Plastics Fabricator & part time data entry · I am a Full time single mom · I am a full time sin-gle mom of two who mean the world to me · I am a full time single mother of two, they come before everything else · I am a Full time Stock Investor & part time poker player · I am a full time student(english ed), and bartender · I am a full time stu-dent, but I do automated voice messaging for some small com-panies part time currently · I am a full time student, going for my master degree in education · I am a full time student, hav-ing a ton of fun · I am a full time student, my majors are Span-ish and Behavioral Science · I am a full time student, work 30hrs a week and I am part of a venture crew 2224 which is associated with Boy Scouts · I am a full time student and a nanny, can’t asked for a better job to do while trying to better my education · I am a full time student and I live in West Palm when I’m not in Fort Myers for school · I am a full time student and I work part time as a seller · I am a Full time Student and Musician · I am a full time student and part time worker · I am a full time student and work full time as well · I am a full time student at a college in Cambridge · I am a full time student at IUPUI · I am a full time student at Washburn university in to-peka Kansas · I am a full time student in the nursing pro-

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gram · I am a full time student studying for my CPA and work 2 part time jobs too · I am a full time student teaching martial art and competing on a national level tournaments · I am a full time student that is also working two jobs · I am a full time student trying to go to school for athletic training and physical therapy · I am a full time student who is currently pursuing a degree in Public Relations with a focus in Marketing · I am a full time student with 3 part time jobs · I am a full time student with a full time job · I am a full time student with three jobs which I love dearly · I am a full time student working towards the radiology field · I am a fully grown woman and will settle for nothing less than a fully grown man · I am a fum loving person · I am a fun & outgoing person.I love to have a great time by hanging out with my friends and family · I am a fun, caring, and carsimatic person · I am a fun, caring, loving per-son who likes to go out on the town or do something as simple as stay at home and watch a movie · I am a fun, chill, and somewhat sarcastic guy · I am a fun, compassionate, outgo-ing, hardworking, creative person · I am a fun, cool, but geeky guy who enjoys freedom · I am a fun, easy going guy · I am a fun, easygoing guy with a good sense of humour who wants to meet new people · I am a fun, easy going person · I am a fun, energetic, outgoing person who loves people with just as much spunk as me · I am a fun, high-energy guy that loves life · I am a fun, honest, classy and down-to-earth guy · I am a fun, intel-ligent, and down to earth girl · I am a fun, intelligent, calm, and outgoing person · I am a fun, laid back, easy going indi-vidual · I am a fun, laid back guy who is incredibly focused and enjoys trying to get the most out of life · I am a fun, loving, compassionate woman · I am a fun, loving, generous, giving person · I am a fun, loving, kind hearted person · I am a fun, loving person · I am a fun, optimistic and intelligent person · I am a fun, out going, and honest person · I am a fun, outgoing, happy-go-lucky kinda gal · I am a fun, outgoing, loving, and caring girl who tries to live life to the fullest · I am a fun, outgo-ing, sarcastic, weird kid · I am a fun, passionate, easy going person, and I love to laugh · I am a fun, passionate girl with a wild sense of humor · I am a fun, passionate person with a lot

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of energy - I spend most of my spare time burning it off · I am a fun, self-motivated man who enjoys a great conversation and enjoys maximizing life · I am a fun, spontaneous, some-times sarcastic sort of fellow · I am a fun, sweet, and passion-ate person · I am a fun-lovin’ gal · I am a fun-loving, adventur-ous girl - willing to try anything once · I am a fun-loving, curious person who loves traveling, good wine, and trappist beers · I am a fun-loving, happy, honest person with many dreams for my future · I am a fun-loving, intense, free-spirited individual · I am a fun-loving, laid-back, shy yet brutally hon-est individual · I am a fun-loving, laid back person who enjoys wit, intelligence, and the occasional sarcastic remark · I am a fun-loving, outgoing, sports fanatic · I am a fun-loving, sax-playing, beatboxing, rock-singing goofball, albeit a tall, handsome one · I am a fun-loving, slightly nerdy introvert who’s trying to emerge from my shyness shell & meet some new people · I am a fun-loving, slightly silly art teacher · I am a fun-loving and quirky girlie girl fairly new to NYC by way of Pine Ridge South Dakota · I am a fun-loving explorer · I am a fun-loving girl who loves hockey and movies · I am a fun-lov-ing guy who loves sports and music · I am a fun-loving Jesus freak · I am a fun-loving person who enjoys spending time with the people she loves · I am a fun-loving person who loves to smile, joke, and laugh · I am a fun-loving person who seeks a smart funny and talkative woman · I am a fun and active guy who loves being outside, spending time with family and friends · I am a fun and bubbly person who is always up for a laugh · I am a fun and caring person who enjoys making peo-ple laugh · I am a fun and easy going person · I am a fun and easy going person · I am a fun and laid back girl · I am a fun and laid back guy · I am a fun and laughable person · I am a fun and loving person, I enjoying laughing at many things · I am a fun and low-key Canadian in NYC · I am a fun and outgoing loyal guy who is always up for a laugh and joke but knows when to be serious · I am a fun and outgoing person.I basically enjoy hanging out with friends and doing crossfit on my spare time · I am a fun and outgoing person who enjoys making oth-ers laugh and not taking things too seriously · I am a fun and

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sweet girl who loves go to the movies, hang out with friends, go shopping · I am a fun bubbly girl who loves a laugh and is up for almost anything · I am a fun college student working on finishing my degree · I am a fun creative women love to try new things · I am a functional nerd · I am a fun easy going girl · I am a fun easy going girl whos always up for a laugh, love going off on random adventures and seeing new places · I am a fun easy going guy · I am a fun easy going guy and a kid at heart, but I’m also the type to always take care of business be-fore pleasure · I am a fun easy going kind of gal · I am a fun easy going person who enjoys both quiet activities at home and social outings · I am a fun energetic person with a great sense of humor · I am a fun free spirited girl · I am a fun gal, who loves people, and her family · I am a fun gal with a dry & sarcastic sense of humor who loves to take care of people · I am a fun girl, who likes to hang out with friends and just have fun · I am a fun girl · I am a fun girl who likes to go camping, hang at the river or pool or just rent a movie and cuddle up on the couch · I am a fun girl who loves to party and have fun · I am a fun girl with a lot of interest in trying new things, though sometimes I need a little push · I am a fun go getter · I am a fun guy · I am a fun guy and think I’m pretty adventurous · I am a fun guy to be around with · I am a fun guy to hang out with · I am a fun guy who works hard · I am a fun guy with a great taste in music,movies, and things to do · I am a fun happy per-son · I am a fun loving, and physically active woman · I am a fun loving, family oriented good ole’ country girl · I am a fun loving, friendly person who loves to make people happy · I am a fun loving, goofy person who likes to hang out with friends and have a good time · I am a fun loving, happy and high on life person · I am a fun loving, happy and kind woman · I am a fun loving, laid back, British guy who loves to be outdoors and active · I am a fun loving, mostly happy person who loves to laugh · I am a funloving, outgoing and awesome chick who loves her sports, partying and the all blacks · I am a fun loving, outgoing individual that loves every minute of life and loves the lord · I am a fun loving adventure seeker · I am a fun loving and caring person · I am a fun loving and sometimes cheeky

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sports fan · I am a fun loving business woman who takes life seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously · I am a fun lov-ing but shy person who needs a bit of a challenge to open up · I am a fun loving carefree person · I am a fun loving caring sin-gle mom · I am a fun loving caring woman who love to have fun cook go to the movies and travel I also like llistening to music · I am a fun loving character · I am a fun loving chennai boy · I am a fun loving country girl · I am a fun loving di-vorced · I am a fun loving down to earth guy that loves to see all of what life has to offer · I am a fun loving free spirit, music is a big part of my life, playing, collecting records the occasional concert · I am a fun loving free spirt who loves God and my family · I am a fun loving gal who just lost a lot of weight after a lifetime of trying, so I’m feeling really good about myself · I am a fun loving girl, extremely adventurous, sometimes a bit crazy, but I love to laugh, all day everyday · I am a fun loving girl · I am a fun loving girl · I am a fun loving girl that just loves to be with friends and family · I am a fun loving girl who is just trying to enjoy life · I am a fun loving girl who is so sick of the games · I am a fun loving girl who loves to travel · I am a fun loving girl with lots of nerdy tendencies · I am a fun loving goofy person · I am a fun loving guy all around · I am a fun lov-ing guy just out to find my place in life · I am a fun loving guy that’ll give anything a try · I am a fun loving guy that enjoys exploring different parts of LA, and enjoying the sights and sounds LA has to offer · I am a fun loving guy who enjoys living life as it comes · I am a fun loving guy who enjoys the little things in life · I am a fun loving guy who has a lot to offer · I am a fun loving guy who is laid back and easy going · I am a fun loving guy with a big heart · I Am A Fun Loving Hippie Child Who Loves Art, Music And Good Food · I am a fun loving ich-thyologist living in the great state of New York · I am a fun lov-ing kinda gal · I am a fun loving lady · I am a fun loving lady who loves to have a good time, and fully believe that laughter truly is the best medicine · I am a fun loving motivated guy who believes life is worth living to the fullest · I am a fun loving mum single mum of 2 · I am a fun loving outgoing kinda girl I love to go out and have fun I love to dance and getting to know

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people · I am a fun loving person, who is self-motivated and determined · I am a fun loving person,who loves to laugh and cry · I am a fun loving person · I am a fun loving person · I am a fun loving person love to be outside and love country mu-sic · I am a fun loving person that loves to laugh and can be quirky at times · I am a fun loving person who doesn’t take herself too seriously · I am a fun loving person who has a seri-ous side and a playful nature · i am a fun loving person who likes to have fun and spend time with my friends and family · I am a fun loving person who likes to take life as it comes, being spontaneous creates the best stories in life · I am a fun loving person who loves to laugh and make others laugh · I am a fun loving person with i believe an awesome personality · I am a fun loving single gal in the sunny city of HoNoLULU, HI · I am a fun loving single gal with plenty of time for friends and family · I am a fun loving Southern girl, who has never met a stranger · I am a fun loving very caring open minded person · I am a fun loving woman · I am a funny, interesting guy that loves to party and loves to have fun being my self · I am a fun-ny, kinda dorky, tequila-drinking, artsy-type · I am a funny, outgoing, loving girl · I am a funny, quirky, likeable sort, well at least that is what I think of myself · I am a funny and caring guy · I am a funny and super outgoing person · I am a funny drunk (funny to me, that is), but don’t drink very often, so fre-quent entertainment is out of question · I am a funny guy and try to make people laugh when they are in a bad mood · I am a fun open minded person who loves to have a good time and laugh as much as possible · I am a fun outgoing Aquarius · I am a fun out going girl · I am a fun out going girl who loves to party · I am a fun out going guy iI try not to take life to serious when I can get away with it · I am a fun outgoing honest guy.im a hard worker · I am a fun outgoing person · I am a fun out-going spunky girl · I am a fun person, albeit a bit odd · I am a fun person, down to earth & love to laugh · I am a fun person, I love to laugh and have a good time · I am a fun person · I am a fun person · I am a fun person · I am a fun person · I am a fun person always smiling love laughing I have a big sense of hu-mor but I can also be shy lol · I am a fun person to be around · i

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am a fun person to be around · I am a fun person to be around · I am a fun person to be with, yet i am serious when needed to be · I am a fun person to hang out with, and i love to spend time with my friends and family · I am a fun person to talk to · I am a fun spontaneous person who likes to be around people and have a good time · I am a fun type of guy who en-joys making people happy · I am a furry · I am a future metal star · I am a future oriented person living in the present · I am a gal who likes to have a good time with a friends, family, and my precious kitties · I am a game addict · I am a game enthusi-ast · I am a gamer · I am a gamer, a sports fan, a computer geek and am up for trying just about anything · I am a gamer, but I can and do have fun doing a multitude of things; it all depends on the company · I am a gamer, I like long conversations, and generally hanging out · I am a gamer, I love Xbox360 · I am a gamer, though work and school take away from gaming time · I am a gamer · I am a Gamer · I am a gamer · I am a gam-er and a nerd · I am a gamer both video game and pen-and-paper, and proud to be one · I am a gamer geek who likes to work out · I am a gamer PC and Xbox one · I am a gamer so Iike playing video games when I’m home and bored · I am a gay man in his late twenties who loves to get dressed up and eat out · I am a gd friend to have when things go bad · I am a gear head by profession · I am a Gedankenexperiment · I am a geek · I am a geek (hence the periodic table hanging behind me) · I am a geek, 75% gentle giant and a Montana boy whether I like it or not · I am a geek, and I am not afraid to admit it · I am a geek, but I’m capable of disguising that fact · I am a geek, I like comics, video games, and movies · I am a geek · I am a geek · I am a geek about everything that I do, and I like saying “I’m really passionate about this, and I’m going to get as good at it as I can” · I am a geek and a freak lol · I am a geek and proud of it · I am a geek at heart and love being simple · I am a geek at heart and rock life to the fullest · I am a geek at heart but very outgoing and I try to make others comfortable around me · I am a geek in the most sprawling sense of the word · I am a geek mom · I am a geek too · I am a geek who enjoys all sorts of popular culture (video games, comics, books, movies, tV se-

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ries) · I am a geeky girly girl, I like the star wars movies, I play video games and I’ve been known to play DnD · I am a geeky guy who knows a lot of big words but doesn’t know what any of them mean · I am a geeky introvert · I am a Gemini · I am a gemini · I am a Gemini pescatarian · I am a Gemini so I have two personalities · I am a gemini { hint; my user name ;)} i live in the bronx section of new york · I am a generalist with di-verse interests in art, music, sports, etc · I am a generally awe-some guy with my own unique imperfections · I am a general-ly easygoing person · I am a generally happy, confident, fun person to be around that genuinely loves and cares for peo-ple · I am a generally happy and energetic person-- I’m always up to go to that weird show/ talk/ event that no one else is in-terested in · I am a generally happy person · I am a generally happy person and I need someone in my life who is supportive of that mindset · I am a generally likable 20-something · I am a generally outgoing person although sometimes I can be ex-tremely stubborn · I am a generally really chill person who isn’t in to drama or constant problems. I like to make people hap-py · I am a gentleman · I am a gentleman, 3 degrees just be-cause but I don’t judge · I am a gentleman · I am a gentle-man · I am a gentleman and I know how to treat a lady · I am a gentleman at heart, but definitely not a pushover · I am a gen-tleman who enjoys romanticism and violence · I am a genuine, caring kind hearted and loyal · I am a genuine, down-to-earth guy who values honesty · I am a genuine, easygoing guy · I am a genuine, outgoing, and down to earth girl · I am a genuine and fun guy who values his work as well as his personal life · I am a genuine and loyal guy · I am a genuine guy with a great personality, who likes to have fun · I am a genuine individual who is trying to make his life better as well as helping others to make their lives better in the process · I am a genuinely happy person, I’m in a good mood 99.872% of the time · I am a genu-inely happy person · I am a genuine people person, and have always preferred the company of others to spending time alone · I am a genuine person and I am always giving some-thing to someone · I am a genuine person and like to surround myself with like people · I am a genuine person that actually

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likes people · I am a genuine person until im robbed up the wrong way · I am a genuine person with a big heart and good intentions · I am a genuine type of guy who leads a fit and healthy lifestyle · I am a geobabe · i am a geology major and proud of it · I am a Germany-born, Chinese-by-ethnicity, French-speaking (ish), American-raised, astronomy-loving, super organized and fairly sarcastic person · I am aggressively laid back, and calmly passionate · I am a giant · I am a gigantic geek · I am a giggler · I am a ginger, i promise i dont steal souls and i can garantee that i have a soul · I am a ginger who loves the territory and all the nicknames that come with it I thought I heard them all but keep getting surprised · I am a girl, “No way” · I am a girl · I am a girl · I am a girl · I am a girl; one that tends to be a bit odd for most people’s tastes · I am a girl from India · I am a girl just enjoying life and all it has to offer · I am a girl of humble beginnings, but I still appreciate serendipi-tous indulgences · I am a girl of many interests with not enough time to enjoy them all · I am a girl on 23 year’s old, I’m living in Sweden with my parents in a house · I am a girl that definitely speeks her mind and loves to laugh ;) If u don’t have a sense of humor don’t even bother · I am a girl who believes in 3 words, DReAM, BeLIeVe and SURVIVe · I am a girl who doesnt know how to advertise herself well, and altogether, im kind of awkward · I am a girl who enjoys spontaneous adven-tures, walks in nature, grabbing coffee with friends, or grab-bing my camera and photographing life around me · I am a girl who gets too involved with books and likes to go on adven-tures · I am a girl who likes to be cozy, go nature adventuring, try new things, and think a little bit · I am a girl who Loves ad-ventures · I am a girl with a good heart, loyal, honest, faithful, open minded willing to try just about anything, and get along with just about anyone · I am a girl with a lot of ambitions and dreams. I am intelligent and love a challenge or a debate · I am a girl with spunk, and as one of my friends like to put it I have a “punk” demeanor · I am a girly, used-to-be-homeschooled, theater geek that adores to sing · I am a girly-girl, but definite-ly not high maintenance · I am a girly geek who likes Doctor Who, Star Wars, costuming and pottering around on the in-

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ternet · I am a girly girl, but a tomboy at heart · I am a girly girl, equally comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt as I am in a business suit or a ballgown · I am a girly girl at heart, but don’t mind getting sweaty and muddy · I am a girly girl but at the same time im the first to jump in & get dirty · I am a girly girl but im not afraid to get dirty either · I am a girly girl but not at all high maintaince · I am a girly girl just as well as a plain jane · I am a girly girl that doesn’t mind getting her hands dirty · I am a girly girl who is not afraid to try something new (even if it in-volves getting my hands dirty) · I am a girly girl who loves get-ting her nails done but also love being outdoors; fishing, boat-ing, or riding quads · I am a girly girl who loves shoes, bags & boys, but I also know how to hang with the boys and get dirty · I am a girly girl with a bit of a rocker edge I am easy going, fun, and happy · I am a girly nerd, but I also love cars, sports, crafts, woodshop, mechanics, physics, engineering · I am a girly tom-boy · I am a giver, not a taker · I am a giver · I am a giver as long as it is appreciated · I am a giver by nature and I tend to be the kind of person that will drop everything to help friends/fami-ly · I am a giver without expectations of receiving · I am a glass artist · I am a glass half- full kind of girl who loves to laugh · I am a glutton · I am agnostic, but I love hearing other peoples beliefs and ideals, especially if they can share them without trying to convert me · I am agnostic, I believe in karma- simply being a good person · I am agnostic, non-partisan, non reli-gious and love to dance · I am a go-getter, a leader, a student of business, leader, mentor, and an adventurer · I am a go-getter, a self starter, and some people have called me a renascence man · I am a go-getter · I am a go-getter · I am a goal-oriented person · I am a goal-oriented person with big dreams and the passion, focus and validation to prove it · I am a goal oriented and motivated person who is constantly striving for a better self · I am a goal oriented guy, been told that I often push my-self too much (got that from my dad) · I am a goal oriented per-son and like learning new languages (studying Mandarin now and Korean is next) · I am a god fearing country boy with an edge · I am a God fearing man and go to church · I am a GoD fearing person and i love to laugh and be happy always · I am a

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God fearing woman who tries her best to live her life the way He intended me to · I am a go getta who’s not afraid to mix red bull with 5 hour energy.I have a Bachelors degree in spooning and give out world class cuddles · I am a go getter and I love to be around people · I am a go getter and I love to cook healthy and enjoy life · I am a gold and silver broker · I am a goober who likes to laugh, giggle, dance and play · I am a good, caring, honest person · I am a good , lovely and charming person · I am a good, sweet girl · I am a good, sweet girl · I am a good-tim-er, affectionate, and honest · I am a good balance of serious and silly with the right amount of bite · I am a good boy now but I used to be real naughty · I am a good communicator · I am a good communicator and use sarcasm quite often to joke around · I am a good cook, an accomplished gardener and a pretty savvy dancer · I am a good cook was a chef for 5 years · I am a good friend and an awsome boss (ive been told) very out-going, never met a stranger yet, country girl with a big heart · I am a good friend and happily employed in a challenging job · I am a good friend and pretty funny · I am a good friend but se-lective about the people I choose to spend my time with · I am a good fun funny easy going guy · I am a good girl, a mountain girl and I paint · I am a good girl · I am a good girl with a twist-ed sense of humor ;) ok that’s an understatement, I have a morbid sense of humor, blame it on Madtv hahah · I am a good girl with a twisted sense of humor ;) ok that’s an under-statement, I have a morbid sense of humor, blame it on Madtv hahah · I am a good girl with good heart · I am a good girl with honest intentions · I am a good guy · I am a good guy, & hard worker · I am a good guy, but i have a huge wild side, I’m very affectionate, if it feels right · I am a good guy, gentleman, a bit goofy, can hold my own in a contest of words and wit, and rather enjoy a healthy challenge · I am a good guy, I plan on finding someone that I can share everything with and forever grow with · I am a good guy, not a dummy · I am a good guy, not a nice guy · I am a good guy · I am a good guy and I am also a bad guy · I am a good guy and I care about the people in my life · I am a good guy and I like to have a good time · I am a good guy to get to know, I’m very friendly with everybody

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doesn’t matter if I know them or not · I am a good guy with a huge heart · I am a good hearted person and will do anything for others · I am a good hearted person likes to help others im country boy i like having fun whatever i do try to make the best out of every day · I am a good honest person who will give any-thing a try once, and if its good maybe again · I am a good laugh, always like to make light of any situation, don’t take life too seriously · I am a good listener, but i also like to talk · I am a good listener, I like to let others speak first.i am opinionated, I love kids, I love watching movies and listening to good mu-sic · I am a good listener, slightly chunky, and love to have fun · I am a good listener · I am a good listener · I am a good listener · I am a good listener · I am a good listener · I am a good listener also · I am a good listener and appreciate people who are thoughtful but don’t take themselves too seriously · I am a good listener and I’m good at making people smile · I am a good listener and I care about others especially my friends · I am a good listener while I also like to talk to my friends · I am a good listener who a lot of people seem comfortable with con-fiding in · I am a good lover · I am a good mom, a good cook, and a good listener · I am a good old southern girl · I am a good one · I am a good person, funny, and helpful · I am a good per-son with lots of responsibility · I am a good snuggler I dislike oatmeal and eggplant · I am a good southern gentleman even if I don’t always sound southern I am, it comes out very rare-ly · I am a good time trust me · I am a good uncle · I am a good woman who has her share of hurt, but hasn’t given up yet · I am a goof, nerd and random when I get the chance · I am a goof-ball by nature, I love to make others laugh & smile · I am a goof and can make ya laugh · I am a goofball, a major geek with nerdy tendencies, a gamer and single · I am a goofball, and like to be myself · I am a goofball, but intelligent · I am a goof ball, explorer, open-minded, and always down for an ad-venture · I am a goofball, love to be outside and explore the city · I am a goofball · I am a goofball and act the part at times in public · I am a goofball and I like to be silly · I am a goofball but responsible · I am a goofball dude, I love making people laugh · I am a goofball with a pretty dry, sarcastic sense of hu-

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mor · I am a goofy, adventurous, intellectual single dad · I am a goofy, fun loving individual , who loves good sex, good food, and a hell of a good time · I am a goofy and loveable tan gi-ant · I am a goofy guy and love movies, and just enjoying the little things in life · I am a goofy introverted monogamous feeler · I am a goofy nerd · I am a goofy nerd and proud of it · I am a goofy person, and I almost always have a smile on my face · I am a goofy sociable person and I enjoy getting to know others · I am a gorgeous girl · I am a gothy, punky artistic girl · I am a go with the flow, laid back kind of girl · I am a go with the flow girl through and through · I am a grad student, animal lover, and 5’10 · I am a grad student, I currently work full time in retail to pay for school · I am a grad student, I work and I like to challenge myself · I am a grad student at Clemson, having started out in the fall of 2013 · I am a grad student at Concordia University getting my Masters in International De-velopment · I am a grad student at Drexel University · I am a grad student in DC and been in the area about 2.5 years now · I am a grad student in english working on my dissertation · I am a grad student in tacoma at the moment · I am a grad stu-dent living in Boston · I am a grad student living in DC · I am a grad student so it seems right now I have more caffeine in my veins than blood · I am a grad student with a pretty busy schedule, but I’ll always make time for the right person · I am a graduate at Perry High School · I am a graduate from Holli-daysburgh Senior High School class of 2012 · I am a graduate from Middle tN St · I am a graduate graphic design student who loves all things creative and artistic · I am a graduate of Hogwarts · I am a graduate of Kent State University · I am a graduate of SUNY old Westbury · I am a graduate of texas A&M University, proud member of the fightin texas Aggie class of 2012 · I am a graduate of the Art Institute of Chica-go-It’s the museum school on Lake Michigan · I am a graduate of the Fashion Institute of technology; studied Advertising and Marketing Communications with a minor in Latin Amer-ican studies · I am a graduate of the University of Arizona Col-lege of engineering, and love the wildcat football program · I am a Graduate school graduate with two B.S in History and

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Sociology and most recently I’ve acquired a masters in Strate-gic Leadership · I am a graduate student and I’ll be first to say that I spend most of my time sitting in a seminar room not knowing what is going on around me · I am a graduate stu-dent enjoying the flexibility of this point in my life · I am a graduate student in chemistry at University of oregon · I am a graduate student in Chiropractic school, an entrepreneur, and a musician · I am a graduate student in social psychology at UCLA · I am a graduate student in the third year of my PhD · I am a graduate student studying elementary education · I am a graduate student studying speech language pathology · I am a graduate student who studies animal behavior · I am agradável, gentil, and carinhosa · i am a gramma with 3 grown children an d have 3 grandkids · I am a graphic artist, illustra-tor, screen printer, musician(piano) and illustrator of fun and geeky t-shirts · I am a Graphic Designer · I am a graphic de-signer · I am a graphic designer · I am a graphic designer · I am a graphic designer/art director, I like going to shows and watching weird movies · I am a graphic designer and photog-rapher · I am a great catch · I am a great catch and have every-thing I need in my life except someone to experience/share it with · I am a great conversationalist, and I find Intellect a lot sexier than...most body parts · I am a great conversationalist, but I will never be able to fill one of these self-interviews out to my liking, in a nutshell · I am a great conversationalist and can linger in a cafe for hours over a glass of wine · I am a great cook, and rather obsessively domestic · I am a great cook, and unfortunately really enjoy eating it as well · I am a great cook and I can roll a decent blunt · I am a great girl to be around · I am a great girl to hang out with · I Am A Great Girl Who Likes A Great experience · I am a great girl who loves to make people laugh · I am a great listener, and have been told I give extreme-ly good advice · I am a great listener, love good conversation, and love a good laugh · I am a great listener · I am a great lis-tener · I am a great listener · I am a great listener · I am a great listener and always up for good conversation even if it’s just small talk · I am a great listener and an excellent source for ad-vice · I am a great listener and an old soul at heart · I am a great

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listener and a really good advisor · I am a great listener and can tell a great story · I am a great listener and have a big heart · I am a great listener and love good stories from other people, I’m very trustworthy and loyal and expect the same from my friends · I am a great listener and love to hear sto-ries · I am a great listener and ver basic female · I am a great mom and would love to have more, if the opportunity presents itself · I am a great motivator and a fantastic friend · I am a great out going guy · I am a great person to hang out with and know how to have fun · I am a great pie-maker, an average car-penter and a bad dancer - but that doesn’t stop me · I am a great team worker and always eager to go the extra mile to please · I am a Green personality, but borderline Gold · I am a gregarious, wordy deluge of a man · I am a gregarious person, marine biologist by profession · I am a grounded individual with a creative mind set, a strong heart, and desire to build many chapters in my life · I am a grounded person who is in sync with my beliefs, morels and opinions · I am a grown ass man who loves dinosaurs, space and coloring · I am a grown azz man, doing grown azz things · I am a grown man · I am a grump before coffee · I am a guest vocalist on a friend’s latest eP, and I have performed in many different choirs · I am a gui-tarist vocalist and song writer still going through school and working on putting together producing and promoting my music · I am a guitar playing in a band called a taste of re-demption · I am a guy · I am a guy · I am a guy · I am a guys guy and can build things with my hands · I am a guy that enjoys the outdoors as much as possible · I am a guy that loves life and loves living it · I am a guy that loves to enjoy life and friends · I am a guy that works hard · I am a guy thy does stuff between doing other stuff (like work and being a dad) · I am a guy who’s a creative designer in my spare time · I am a guy who is very into sports · I am a guy who is very much into the geeky side of things · I am a guy who really loves what I love and detest what I hate - I don’t half ass anything · I am a gym-goer but prefer a nice scenic jog outside (preferably Castle Island or the Charles River) · I am a gym regular, love weight-lifting, walk 5k races, but I’ve been eating enough for 2-3 of me and no amount of

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working out can overcome that · I am a gypsy-hearted adven-turer, a seeker of the stunning, a collector of little mysteries · I am a gypsy who tends to not stay in one place too long, origi-nally from Phoenix I am in New York for grad school · I am a hairdresser---so fun · I am a hairstylist · I am a hairstylist · I am a hairstylist and a makeup artist · I am a hairstylist and I love my job but I’d like to further my education and become a massage therapist · I am a hairstylist and love what I do · I am a hair stylist and manage A salon · I am a hairstylist in CA and I really love my job · I am a half city, half country boy · I am a half portuguese half american · I am a halloween baby · I am a handful · I am a handful · I am a happy, easy going person and i like to have fun with friends and family · I am a happy, ener-getic, crazy, funny, compassionate, strong-willed, outspoken person · I am a happy, free-willed and outgoing introvert · I am a happy, funny girl that likes to meet new people and make good memories · I am a happy, fun person · I am a happy, healthy, educated, fun womyn · I am a happy, kind, funny per-son · I am a happy, loving, go getter, glass half full kinda girl!;) · I am a happy, organic, romantic, orgasmic, sarcastic, super awesome, super cool, super duper, smile maker, buddha shaker, meh · I am a happy, yet complicated, yet silly, yet lov-ing, yet, complex soul · I am a happy-go-lucky fella · I am a happy-go-lucky girl from the South who moved to New York a year ago for school · I am a happy-go-lucky girl who can most likely be found at the beach · I am a happy and easy going per-son · I am a happy and enthusiastic person with a boisterous laugh and a big smile · I am a happy and friendly person · I am a happy and fun loving person who loves to laugh · I am a hap-py and outgoing woman with a drama free life · I am a happy and outgoing woman with strong morals · I am a happy and usually cheerful girl, with sometimes a healthy bad temper :) I like to laugh, also with myself · I AM A HAPPY BoY DeSCoM-PLICADo eXIt AND LIKeS to PARtY · I am a happy frenchie living in London · I am a happy go luck fun gal · I am a happy go lucky, fun loving person, who loves to have a great time · I am a happy go lucky girl · I am a happy go lucky guy that jokes around quite often · I am a happy go lucky guy who always

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strives to be good to others · I am a happy go lucky lass but also down to earth and quite strong willed with an independent nature · I am a happy go lucky person · I am a happy go lucky sort of girl that will try anything once · I am a happy guy that always tries to look on the bright side of things · I am a happy guy that likes to smile and is always trying to see the good side of things · I am a happy individual who only likes to live in the present · I am a happy out going person · I am a happy per-son · I am a happy person, I love my job and like having fun · I am a happy person and I like to surround myself with positive people, no point in wasting time on being unhappy · I am a happy person who likes to stay active, be social and laugh · I am a happy person with an open mind down to earth and ready to meet new people and experience new adventure · I am a happy spirit most usually · I am a happy stoner and aspir-ing chef · I am a happy to lucky kind girl · I am a hard-working, strong-willed person · I am a hard-working dreamer with a good heart and a good head on my shoulders · I am a hard-working individual but I like to have fun as well · I am a hard-working man with no time for drama or fake ppl · I am a hard-working professional who cares deeply about my ca-reer · I am a hard and responsible worker, I own a few Busi-nesses on the side · I am a hardcore foodie · I am a hardcore gamer who loves to bike, a frequent flyer who wishes he could scuba dive more often, and a lactose-intolerant who loves cheese · I am a hard dedicated worker · I am a harder work-er · I am a hard femme or a soft butch, who likes femmes · I am a hardware engineer, which is pretty fun, but unfortunately lacking in the fun-coworkers-to-hang-out-with department · I am a hard worker · I am a hardworker, a loyal and trustworthy man · I am a hard worker, and when i have free time either spend it with family or friends · I am a hard worker, but I also know how to let my hair down and relax · I am a hard worker, dedicated and highly ambitious person but I know when to just kick back and enjoy the moment · I am a hard worker, great companion and loves to have fun · I am a hardworker, I always stay busy · I am a hard worker, I love to Laugh, enjoy life, I have short term and long term goals, independent, like

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to try new things · I am a hard worker, tend to have dark sense of humor, am sarcastic, and enjoy craft beers · I am a hard worker, very athletic and i love going to the gym · I am a hard worker, which keeps me busy most of the time · I am a hard worker · I am a hard worker · I am a hard worker · I am a hard worker · I am a hard worker · I am a hard worker and a good cook · I am a hard worker and dedicated to everything I do · I am a hard worker and had to start over but I’m out of that hole and not gonna ever let that ever again · I am a hard worker and have dreams of being a nurse · I am a hard worker and I cur-rently define my days by the level of effort I place in obtaining my goals · I am a hard worker and I have just as much fun too · I am a hard worker and I love what I do · I am a hard worker and im always busy · I am a hard worker and make the best off life · I am a hard worker and proud new homeowner · I am a hard worker and serious about my career, but generally very laid back · I am a hard worker and would like to find the same quality in my man · I am a hard worker but I love to play · I am a hard worker but like to have some fun · I am a hard worker but loves to have Fun, adventurous.I like at times to stay home and watch movies · I am a hard worker by day and enjoy going to the Casino or to the Horse track at night or on the weekends · I am a hard worker by day and I go hard at night · I am a hard worker that can take the time to appreciate the little things in life · I am a hard worker who likes to have a good time · I am a hard worker with a nerdy side and can fan-girl over Superman, Supernatural, Sherlock and Doctor Who among many others · I am a hard worker with whatever i do in my life · I am a hardworking, extremely responsible person · I am a hard working, family oriented girl · I am a hardworking, friendly person who loves to play volleyball and being outside hiking or skiing · I am a hard working, fun loving girl with a solid circle of friends and a close knit family · I am a hard working, fun loving kind of guy · I am a hard working, goal oriented person · I am a hard working, independent, and frig-gin hilarious · I am a hard working, Independent individual that is also strong-willed · I am a hard working, loving, caring, single parent · I am a hard working, loving, caring, sometimes

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goofy individual who loves life and all it has to offer · I am a hard working, loyal, dependable guy · I am a hard working, party even harder, self sufficient kinda guy · I am a hard work-ing 24 guy who moved to atlanta a little under two years ago from Florida and am really just trying to meet new people · I am a hard working aspiring musician and photographer, work retail and a factory job · I am a hard working auto/diesel me-chanic for a ford dealership · I am a hard working driven man · I am a hard working gentlemen and respect full · I am a hard working girl · I am a hard working girl who loves to have a good time · I am a hard working guy that has worked for ev-erything my whole life · i am a hard working guy who knows how to kick back · I am a hard working guy who needs to get out some · I am a hard working guy with little time to get out and meet people, so i figured i would try this · I am a hard working human who strives for success · I am a hard working independent single mother · I am a hard working individual that loves the outdoors but can also appreciate a night in as well · I am a hard working Jamaican...I’m probably working right now, lol · I am a hard working man and love every minute of it · I am a hard working person, also i can dress up pretty to go out but also get grungy to go camping or to work · I am a hard working person · I am a hard working person in and out of work · I am a hard working person who strives to reach her goals · I am a hard working person with a busy social life · I am a hard working person working toward a goal, I am very driv-en and I do not allow anything to get in my way · I am a hard working professional that so enjoys breaking free from work to spend time with friends and the great outdoors · I am a hard working single mom · I am a hard working single mom of one beautiful little girl · I am a hard working woman going to school for my RN degree but also likes to go out and have a good time with my friends · I am A HARD WoRKIN MAN · I am a Harry Potter freak, and I’ve accepted that about myself · I am a headphone wearing, barhopping, coffee drinking sci-fi enthusiast · I am a healthcare consultant · I am a health freak, and I need a man that doesn’t mind eating healthy with me · I am a health geek, and love learning new bits of info on the

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body and it’s needs and how best to meet them, naturally · I am a health nut learning to be healthy · I am a heavily tattooed art-ist and buisness owner With a hefty case of adventure lust · I am a heavily tattooed nerd and a free thinker · I am a heavy cigarette smoker, but I am trying to quit · I am a heavy equipt-ment operator · I am a hedonist trying to wring some honey from the shit-rag we call life · I am a helicopter pilot, a musi-cian and work at a brewery · I am a helpless romantic at heart love to have fun with whatever I’m doing · I am a high-func-tioning introvert · I am a high achiever and a list maker · I am a high energy, fun-loving and active native New Yorker, origi-nally from Long Island · I am a high energy individual that loves to have fun with my friends when I’m not in school or working · I am a high energy person and find comfort by being around others · I am a high energy person who loves to be hap-py and have fun · I am a high energy work to live kind of per-son · I am a highly aware, insightful guy; the kind that often sparks stimulating, meaningful conversations · I am a highly educated, intelligent, man · I am a highly motivated career driven individual who enjoys challenges · I am a high school, special education teacher, currently rediscovering my lust for taking photographs · I am a High School/Private Music teach-er, while working as an active musician · I am a high school arts teacher · I am a highschool art teacher and mom · I am a high school chemistry teacher in Brooklyn, living in Manhat-tan · I am a high school english teacher, in addition to going back to school in the fall for my Masters in Special educa-tion · I am a High school Graduate (first in my family) I work, have my own car and take care of all my responsibilities · I am a high School graduate · I am a High School teacher · I am a high school teacher and coach · I am a hip-hop dancer and yoga lover, and would rather spend a night at home watching a movie than out at the bar · I am a hip-hop head · I am a hippie (a clean one) · I am a hippie · I am a hippie at heart · I am a hip-pie but I wear a suit a lot of the time · I am a hippie girl at heart · I am a hippie · I am a history and movie geek so most of my conversations are history or movie related (quoting mov-ies) · I am a history buff (some may say nerd); part of this

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comes from my family’s trips to a lot of national parks · I am a history buff who enjoys going to museums and enjoy seeing how people lived and what great happening occurred · I am a history major with a minor in political science at the Universi-ty of Idaho · I am a history nerd, but that’s a good thing · I am a history nerd and a feminist, two things that I’m really pas-sionate about · I am a hitter also, I don’t mean to hit, punch, or kick its just that when I’m excited or laughing anything really I just start swinging · I am a hockey player · I am a Holland na-tive currently working full time in human resources · I am a home-body · I am a homebady and enjoy doing thoings around the house · I am a homebody, but I love the mountains · I am a homebody · I am a home body · I am a homebody · I am a homebody and enjoy spending time relaxing at home, cud-dling, and watching a movie · I am a home body at times, and love being a couch potato with good company · I am a home-body for the most part · I am a home body that enjoys a few glasses of homemade wine out by the fire · I am a homebud-dy · I am a home health aid and take my job serious · I am a homemaker I take care of my two children without their fa-ther · I am a home owner · I am a homeowner and I love adven-tures · I am a honest,caring and friendly man · I am a hon-est,loving,sweet,smart girl · I am a honest and down to earth · I am a honest person and expect the same from anyone that I am around or meet · I am a honest person who loves being with someone I can trust and share happy times with · I am A Honest Respectful Man tired of Being Alone · I am a hopeful cynic with with more questions than answers · I am a hopeful romantic, i believe affection is nurturing and i enjoy giving and receiving equally · I am a hopeless helpless romantic girl that loves to let a man be a man · i am a hopeless romantic, and very old fashioned..i have loved and lost many times · I am a hopeless romantic, but it seems no ones really interested in all that, these days · I am a hopeless romantic, but tend to be log-ical to a fault · I am a hopeless romantic, lol · I am a hopeless romantic · I am a hopeless romantic · I am a hopeless roman-tic · I am a hopeless romantic · I am a hopeless romantic · I am a hopeless romantic · I am a hopeless romantic · I am a hope-

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less romantic · I am a hopeless romantic · I am a hopeless ro-mantic · I am a hopeless romantic; it’s unavoidable · I am a hopeless romantic and am dying to show it · I am a hopeless romantic and a very loyal friend · I am a hopeless romantic and get really shy around guys I’m attracted to · I am a hope-less romantic and loves all that corny lovey dovey stuff · I am a hopeless romantic and old fashioned in the way a lady should be treated (things like opening doors, pulling out chairs) · I am a hopeless romantic and really dig thoughtful gestures · I am a hopeless romantic and that is my biggest downfall · I am a hopeless romantic and will search for my Prince Charming until I find him · I am a hopeless romantic and would like to one day settle down · I am a hopeless romantic but · I am a hopeless romantic in search for a gentleman · I am a hopeless romantic so anything to make a guy happy is my goal · I am a hopeless romantic though despite all cliches, HAte taking long walks on the beach · I am a hopeless romantic who day-dreams about coming home to my wife and kid(s) · I am a hopeless romantic with a huge heart · I am a horrible musi-cian · I am a horrible speller I don’t try to pretend I’m not · I am a horse trainer and riding instructor · I am a hospice home health aide/cna · I am a host of contradictions · I am a hot black chick that every white guy wish to be near by but mi am not that easy hey cause some people love taking advantage of others · I am a hot yoga enthusiast, long-time fashion junkie and proud Canadian · I am a Hufflepuff · I am a huge ‘goof ball’ as my friends would say · I am a huge, huge Dylan Moran fan, love Black Books and Boston Legal · I am a huge adventurer · I am a huge advocate of healthy living and believe it is the best lifestyle for all · I am a huge animal lover, geek, thrill seeker · I am a huge animal lover, my pets are important to me · I am a huge animal lover · I am a huge animal lover · I am a huge ani-mal lover and family will always come first · I am a huge ani-mal lover and love to spend time with my chinchilla and 2 pet rats · I am a huge animal lover and volunteer with a dog res-cue · I am a huge animal lover and would find it hard to be with someone who is not · I am a huge animal lover but vegetarian is something I have conquer yet · I am a huge animal person,

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grew up on an alpaca ranch and always had pets as a kid · I am a huge animal person · I am a huge Atlanta braves fan · I am a huge baker and cook I love to try new things · I am a huge base-ball and diehard New York Yankees fan · I am a huge baseball fan and I’m getting into seeing football but it is a slow proce-dure · I am a huge basketball fan and I love to go to games · I am a huge basket ball fan and love playing it as well · I am a huge basketball fan but I have to admit I’m completely lost when it comes to football · I am a huge Batman fan; and collect Comics · I am a huge bay area sports fanatic · I am a huge be-liever that hard work pays off in the end · I am a huge believer that the US should adopt the metric system and I’m also saving my master ball for the right one to come along · I am a huge Betch · I am a huge bibliophile, and I read anything I can get my hands on: fiction, non-fiction, biographies, satire, etc · I am a huge bookworm · I am a huge Boston’s sports fan (mostly the pats) · I am a huge Broncos fan · I am a huge Bruins fan and played rugby in college · I am a huge Calgary flames fan and I also like the stamps and boxing · I am a huge car guy (Subaru WRX) but i enjoy all kinds of cars · I am a huge cats fan · I am a huge Chicago Blackhawks fan · I am a HUGe Chi-cago Cubs fan · I am a huge Cincinnati Reds fan · I am a huge Cleveland Browns fan · I am a huge college basketball fan - my productivity decreases exponentially during march mad-ness · I am a huge Country and Western fan · I am a huge country music fan and absolutely love going to live shows/con-certs when I can · I am a huge dare devil and will never step down from a challenge · I am a huge Disney and Disneyland fan · I am a huge Dodger fan · I am a huge dog fan · I am a huge dog lover · I am a huge dork, funny, and blissfully opti-misti · I am a huge dork · I am a huge dork/nerd but I am okay with that · I am a huge eagles/Flyers/Phillies fan · I am a huge eagles fan and go to every home game · I am a huge extro-vert · I am a huge family person · I am a huge fan · I am a huge fan of any kind of music gotta love that country though · I am a huge fan of both the Daily show and the Colbert Report · I am a huge fan of BYU, Real Salt Lake, and the Bees · I am a HUGe fan of cartoons · I am a huge fan of concerts and go to at least

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a few a month · I am a huge fan of costume parties · I am a huge fan of creative people · I am a huge fan of design · I am a huge fan of doing it for the story even if the story never gets told · I am a huge fan of festivals and am trying to learn to spin poi · I am a huge fan of groupon for fun new ideas of things to try · I am a huge fan of hashtaging #dclife · I am a huge fan of Joey Votto, Jay Bruce, Bronson Arroyo, and Aroldis Chap-man · I am a huge fan of live music, art, fine dining, and the outdoors (especially the beach) · I am a huge fan of sarcasm, it just makes life so much more entertaining · I am a huge fan of sports - any sport, although my personal passion to play is ten-nis · I am a huge fan of Star Wars, and love playing games with friends · I am a huge fan of the knicks and from time to time i go to watch them on MSG · I am a huge fan of the musical Rent and have a soft spot in my heart for anyone who’s been in it · I am a huge fan of traveling and living in South Carolina for a little while has really opened my eyes to a lot of things · I am a huge fan of tV · I am a huge fan of whisky · I am a HUGe film and literature nerd · I am a huge food/drink person · I am a huge foodie, and have a major sweet tooth, like trek all over the city in search of the perfect red velvet cheesecake sweet tooth · I am a huge foodie · I am a huge foodie · I am a huge foodie · I am a huge foodie and I love to eat · I am a huge food-ie at heart · I am a huge foodie who enjoys cooking, baking and of course eating · I am a huge football fan & my favourite team is Manchester United · I am a huge football fan, and can get caught up in fantasy · I am a huge geek and not ashamed of it one bit · I am a huge geek lacking a filter between my brain and mouth · I am a huge geek on dragons and mythology and astrology · I am a huge Giants/Niners/Sharks/sometimes Warriors fan · I am a huge Giants fan · I am a huge Giants fan and I also like the Rangers and the Yankees · I am a huge goof ball · I am a huge history buff, love watching/collecting mov-ies · I am a huge hockey(Kings) and baseball(Dodgers) fan so I try to go to as many games as possible · I am a huge hockey fan, but luckily for me - not a Leafs fan · I am a huge hockey fan and until the end of this past year I had a half season ticket plan · I am a huge horror movie fan, and I like goofy comedies · I am a

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huge Indianapolis Colts/NFL fan, so Sundays in the Fall are generally my favorite · I am a huge Jayhawk fan · I am a huge Jets, Knicks, and Yankees fan · I am a huge John Stewart and Stephen Colbert fan · I am a huge lake person · I am a huge Louisville cardinals fan · I am a huge MASH buff (I can quote almost every episode), and a huge baseball fan, and love cook-ing · I am a huge metal head and would love to meet someone with similar interests · I am a HUGe Miami HeAt fan · I am a huge movie buff, I love reading books, singing, acting, watch-ing baseball · I am a huge movie buff, I love watching, discuss-ing, or editing films. I’m always laughing and making weird faces · I am a huge movie buff · I am a huge movie buff · I am a huge movie buff and can quote quite a few · I am a huge movie buff and love music · I am a huge movie buff and no that does not mean only romantic comedies (give me action, thrillers and horror) · I am a huge movie fan, any genre, it doesn’t mat-ter as long as it’s not terrible · I am a huge movie fan · I am a huge movie junkie and will see almost anything · I am a huge movie nerd · I am a huge movie nerd and spend most of my time on IMDB · I am a huge movie nut, but I hate watching them alone · I am a huge music buff, and im also a big animal lover · I am a huge music lover · I am a huge music lover :) it’s my comfort thing · I am a huge music lover with an unhealthy obsession with certain bands · I am a huge music nerd from edison · I am a huge nerd · I am a huge nerd, I am the type that plays magic the gathering, drops star wars references, and plays video games · I am a huge nerd · I am a huge nerd · I am a huge nerd · I am a huge nerd · I am a huge nerd and love sci-ence fiction · I am a HUGe nerd and proud of it · I am a huge nerd and stupid things make me laugh · I am a huge nerd and will really dig into anything I am passionate about · I am a huge nerd I’m sure, but I can’t help it · I am a huge nerd though so kudos for anyone who can hold up talk about comics, art, animals, video games (I love srpgs), or puzzles · I am a huge nerd who is also an introvert · I am a huge nerd who loves all aspects of storytelling, from novels, to movies, to plays, and everything in between · I am a huge nerd who loves to read and take naps · I am a huge NJ Devils fan · I am a huge NJ Dev-

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ils fan and love going to hockey games, but I have no problem going to see other hockey games · I am a huge ny giants fan and love football season · I am a huge old movie buff ( tCM and I are tight like a tiga) and I’m also a history nerd · I am a huge organizer and somewhat of a perfectionist · I am a huge orioles fan · I am a huge outdoors girl · I am a HUGe Packers fan · I am a huge Patriots and Brewers fan · I am a huge patri-ots and Red Sox fan · I am a huge people-person · I Am A Huge Phillies Fan, And i Go to the Games every Chance I Can · I am a huge Rams fan · I am a huge Rangers fan · I am a huge Razor-back sports fan and a big St · I am a huge reader -- some favor-ites are Harry Potter, the New Yorker, David Foster Wallace, Dave eggers, and Haruki Murakami · I am a huge Redskins fan · I am a huge Red Sox fan and Bruins (Boston and Provi-dence) fan · I am a HUGe Red Sox fan and Fenway is one of my favorite places · I am a huge retro nintendo geek · I am a huge romantic · I am a HUGe Saints fan · I am a huge San Jose Sharks fan · I am a huge SF Giants and 49ers fan · I am a huge shopper · I am a HUGe Spice Girls, Dane Cook, Incubus, Sug-arland, and John Legend fan · I am a huge sports buff · I am a huge sports fan (Yankees, Giants, Rangers, and Knicks), I fol-low baseball religiously · I am a HUGe sports fan, baseball’s my favorite but hockey and football are close behind · I am a huge sports fan, especially football and softball(i played for many years) · I am a huge sports fan, grew up playing almost everything · I am a huge sports fan, I love going to sporting events but more importantly I love to tailgate · I am a huge sports fan, I love the patriots and the New York mets · I am a huge sports fan, love watching and playing basketball- defi-nitely my favorite · I am a huge sports fan, mostly Reds, Ben-gals and the Boston Celtics, but also UC, oSU, Kansas Basket-ball and all sports in general · I am a huge sports fan, no matter the sport · I am a huge sports fan · I am a huge sports fan · I am a huge sports fan · I am a huge sports fan · I am a huge sports fan and enjoy doing/building/making things with my hands · I am a huge sports fan and I love doing pretty much anything outside from kayaking to just relaxing by a fire · I am a huge sports fan and love the outdoors, camping, fishing, hiking

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etc · I am a huge sports fan and play in a lot of different leagues · I am a huge sports fanatic · I am a huge sports fan especially football · I am a huge sports fan love FootBALL sea-son, but who doesn’t · I am a huge sports fan of everything, my 2 favorite sports are hockey and football · I am a huge Spring-steen fan as I’ve been to over 15 shows dancing in the dark · I am a huge St · I am a huge star wars buff, even got me a man-dolorian tattoo · I am a huge Steelers fan....and yes I actually thoroughly enjoy & understand the game of football · I am a huge sucker for big dogs and red wine · I am a huge sucker for someone that can cook cause I love to eat · I am a HUGe sup-porter of human rights, especially the fight for LGBt rights and gay marriage · I am a huge sweetie · I am a huge tennis fan · I am a huge theatre nerd and enjoying seeing shows when I’m not working on them · I am a huge tigers fan · I am a huge tomboy but I can be girly too · I am a huge Wild and twins fan and I enjoy kicking back and talking with intelligent people who have something to contribute to society · I am a huge Yankees, Bills and Syracuse orange fan · I am a huge Yankees, Giants, and Penguins fan · I am a huge Yankees, Jets, and Rangers fan · I am a huge Yankees fan :-) and I wouldnt have it any other way · I am a hugggeeee Iowa Hawkeye Fan and I loveeeee golfing in the summertime haha · I am a hu-man, I try to follow Christ, I’m a musician, lover of the arts, a bit of a nerd · I am a human being living on a planet called earth · I am a human being who makes mistakes often, I am not perfect · i am a humanist · I am a humanitarian at heart and love to volunteer as often as I can · I am a human man who has done incredible...and not so incredible things in my life-time · I am a human person · I am a human who enjoys activi-ties · I am a human who has embarked on a livelong journey to understand who they truly are · I am a humorous, sarcastic and some would say a total smartass · I am a humorous man with a good conversation · I am a hundred things · I am a hunter, and love camping · I am a huuuge sports person · I am a Hybrid of German on my Mother’s Side, Mexican on my Fa-ther’s · I am a hybrid of my own class, meaning I can listen to rap and hip hop but still love metal, rock and country · I am a

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hyper/goofy/compassionate guy who tries his best to take life without much seriousness...and usually I fail at that · I am a hyper funny caring person who would do anything to make someone happy · I am a hypocritical addictive bitch who likes to cuddle · I am a INFP and i think it’s sucks · I am a intellectu-al mountain man · I am a INtJ woman mostly driven by intel-lectual pursuits, quick bursts of passion, and existential mal-aise · I am a introvert · I am a Introvert flat out and first up (IStJ) With strong INtJ habits · I am a introvert in wolves clothing, I equally despise/am confused by and yet am fasci-nated by most human behaviors/interaction · I am a jack-of-all-trades and love the fact · I am a jack of all trades (I can do almost anything, from building/repairing a computer to re-building a motorcycle from a box of parts) · I am a jack of all trades, master of few, but my greatest passion and talent is my work · I am a jack of all trades · I am a jack of all trades · I am a jack of all trades and master of some · I am a jack of all trades and the master of a few · I am a Jamaican who happens to live in NY, now living in Geneva · I am a Japasene girl · I am a jazz musician · I am a jeans and nerdy tee shirt kinda girl · I am a jeans and t-shirt kind of girl who doesn’t mind getting her hands dirty but also likes to get dolled up for a fun night out · I am a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy · I am a Jeep guy and like the outdoors · I am a jerk, I know · I am a jersey girl but a city girl at heart · I am a Jersey Native, I work at a local grocery store as a fuel attendant · I am a jester and a hatter because who wouldn’t like some tea · I am a Jet, Met, and Penguin fan · I am a jewishhippy · I am a Jew with tattoos · I am a jock, or so I’ve been told to my dismay · I am a jokester and like to make peo-ple laugh · I am a jokester love to make people laugh no need to be serious all the time · I am a jolly person · I am a Journalism major and I would love to be working on the news someday · I am a journalist and i model on the side · I am a judgment free zone · I am a Juggalo till I had die · I am a junior at Appstate in Boone, but I am originally from Asheville · I am a junior at SCSU majoring in Public Relations · I am a junior at temple studying architecture and having a love hate relationship with it · I am a junior at texas A&M and am In Boston for the sum-

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mer on an internship · I am a junior at the University of Port-land as a Drama major · I am a junior at USF · I am a junior in college, its stressful at times but I couldn’t go without it · I am a junior in college studying early childhood · I am a junior Me-chanical engineering student at the University of Arkansas · I am a Junior now, and I pretty excited to graduate soon · I am a junior nursing major at Rutgers University with a part time job at a nursing home and a hospital · I am a junkie for the tab-loids as well · I am a juxtaposition of hard and soft that isn’t easy to reconcile for some men · I am a Kansas farm-girl at heart, went to college in oklahoma and have lived in Colorado for 10 years · I am a Kansas transplant and have lived in Seattle for almost six years, yet I feel like I’ve only scratched the sur-face · I am a karaoke kamikaze, and don’t even need to be in-toxicated to really get good and shameless · I am a keen reader of books · I am a keen rugby player and like going titly the gym · I am a keyboardist and events photographer by night and a policy wonk (international trade/export promotion-re-lated) by day · I am a kid at heart, but act my age appropriate-ly · I am a kid at heart · I am a kid at heart · I am a kid at heart and am having too much fun to grow up now · I am a kid at heart and birthdays are to be celebrated with all kinds of pi-zazz · I am a kid at heart I still love disney and that will never change · I am a kid at heart who likes to joke around and be goofy, but I can also be serious, literal at times (so some friends say) and a bit intense · I am a kid at heart with an old soul · I am a kind, careing and thoughtful person · I am a kind, caring, and easy going person · I am a kind, caring and compassionate individual at heart, though my personality doesn’t immediate-ly present itself as such · I am a kind, caring and compassion-ate individual with alot of goals and ambitions · I am a kind, drug free, rocker chick · I am a kind, intellectual guy who loves music, mountains and good conversation · I am a kind, pa-tient man · I am a kind, real, honest, warm hearted guy who knows what he wants out of life, and that shows in work that I have done · I am a kind,sweet,caring and love able person · I am a kind and generous spirited person · I am a kind and gen-erous woman · I am a kind and loving person with a silly sense

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of humor · I am a Kindergarten assistant teacher right now for students with special needs · I am a Kindergarten teacher’s as-sistant for students with special needs · I am a kindergarten teacher who loves what I do · I am a kind heart , honest , fun and optimist woman · I am a kindhearted, easy going girl · I am a kindhearted, hard working guy · I am a kindhearted, pas-sionate, motivated person · I am a kind hearted and easy going guy · I am a kind hearted and fun loving girl · I am a kind hearted good person who enjoys making people laugh · I am a kind hearted person loves visual arts and music · I am a kind hearted person who loves to cook and go to festivals · I am a kind hearted person with a shadowed past · I am a kind of a neat/clean freak · I am a kind of guy who’ve been to the moon and back dealing with gravity most of the time · I am a kind of intellectual caveman · I am a kind of introverted to strangers, and extroverted to my friends · I am a kind of person who take a relationship seriously · I am a kind person- sometimes peo-ple take advantage of that · I am a kind person who some say give people the benefit of the doubt · I am a kind wild orchid, but i’ll take anyone that is a lily too · I am a kind woman with a big heart · I am a kinesthetic learner · I am a knight in beauty’s armor · I am a L1MA meaning certified to pass meds, do vitals, insulin shots, blood sugars, treatments, patient care, etc · I am a lacrosse player who likes to hangout, go to the beach, work-out, play sports, watch sports and is a road trip fun kinda guy · I am a lady · I am a lady and deserve to be treated like one, so No · I am a lady LoL · I am a lady of extremes and vacillate between being incredibly active and incredibly lazy · I am a lady person with a passion for all things funny and all things film · I am a lady who is feeling comfortable with life, hard working and very open minded understanding and loving · I am a lady with very high self confidence · I am a laid-back and biomedical engineering student · I am a laid-back and easygo-ing girl who loves being on the lake · I am a laid-back but ad-venturous kind of guy · I am a laid-back guy who works hard goes to school and just an all around awesome guy to chill with · I am a laid-back happy-go-lucky kinda guy who lives in one of the most beautiful tropical paradises in the world · I am

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a laid-back lady living in the northwest suburbs of Chicago · I am a laid-back open-minded chill person and usually down for almost anything · I am a laid-back travel junkie who watches too much netflix · I am a laid back, adventure lover, seeker of knowledge, hippy, funny, free-spirited - lover of the human form and all things beauty · I am a laidback, anti-dramatic per-son · I am a laid back, athletic, outdoorsy kind of guy who loves staying active · I am a laid back, calm guy who knows how to relax and to party · I am a laid back, chill, drama free person who loves to laugh and have fun · I am a laid back, easy-going Atlanta native who recently moved to NYC to work in televi-sion · I am a laid back, easy going guy who loves being outside, music, food, beer, plants and animals · I am a laid back, fun loving type who takes life as it comes · I am a laid back,funny-,loving, and loyal woman · I am a laid back, geeky/nerdy, and pretty simple guy · I am a laid back, honest, fun loving guy who enjoys the simple things in life like cooking, family, and friends · I am a laid back, honest person · I am a laid back, open minded guy · I am a laid back, open minded guy · I am a laid back, optimistic, spontaneous, adventurous, fun guy with a professional career · I am a laid back, social, adventurous, football loving, snowboarding kind of girl · I am a laid back, somewhat liberal, vegetarian who loves to enjoy the out-doors · I am a laid back, stress free type of guy and would like to find someone who can keep my life that way · I am a laid back and always a gentleman to ladies, chivalry is still alive lol · I am a laid back and easy going guy who enjoys music, comedy, food and good company · I am a laid back and easy going guy with a good sense of humor · I am a laid back and very easy going person · I am a laid back but fun guy · I am a laid back but very enthusiastic person with a serious passion for life · i am a laid back country girl · I am a laid back dude · I am a laid back easy-going person, can get along with every-one · i am a laid back easy going guy · I am a laid back easy go-ing guy · I am a laid back easy going guy · I am a laid back easy going kind of dude · I am a laid back easy person to get to know · I am a laid back fun loving person who is open to trying all sorts of new things · I am a laid back girl - starting my sec-

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ond year living in London · I am a laid back girl who loves my jeans and a good book as much as I like to dress up and go out · I am a laid back girl who loves to be outdoors · I am a laid back girl who usually prefers a comfy night in over a wild night out · I am a laid back goof ball i love to laugh · I am a laid back go with the flow person · I am a laid back guy, love to do any-thing outdoors · I am a laid back guy, who likes to laugh · I am a laid back guy from the Boston suburbs · I am a laid back guy living in the city · I am a laid back guy that can have fun doing just about anything · I am a laid back guy that likes to have fun · I am a laid back guy that loves having fun · I am a laid back guy who is easy to get along with · I am a laid back guy who just moved to Minnesota · I am a laid back guy who leads an active and healthy life style · I am a laid back guy who likes to have a good time · I am a laid back guy who likes to have fun, and hang out with friends and family as much as possible · I am a laid back guy who loves to travel, see new places and meet new people · I am a laid back guy with a lot of love to give, and a way too much free time · I am a laid back guy yet I enjoy working on professional and community related goals · I am a laid back hard working guy · I am a laid back kinda guy · I am a laid back kinda of person · I am a laid back kind of person · I am a laid back kind of person and just like hanging out, going to concerts, watching shitty horror movies, reading comics and like wuteva · I am a laid back kind of person take things as they come but at the same time highly motivated to do what I need to for the things I want out of life · I am a laid back old fashioned guy just trying to test the waters · I am a laid back person, I enjoy camping, hiking, rock climbing, fishing, just being outside · I am a laid back person, I enjoy life and having fun · I am a laid back person · I am a laid back person · I am a laidback person · I am a laid back person · I am a laid back per-son and easy to get along with · I am a laid back person and have a tendency to get along with just about anyone · I am a laid back person and it takes a lot for me to actually get mad · I am a laid back person I do not smoke nor drink but I like to have fun when I have time · I am a laid back person who enjoys a good conversation, a yummy dinner, and a delicious glass of

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red wine · I am a laid back person who is always open to new adventures · I am a laid back person who is nuts about college basketball, traveling, good food and good conversation · I am a laid back person who likes to meet new people I like to laugh and make people laugh and be drama free so hit me up · I am a laid back person who really doesn’t dwell on the negative · I am a laid back person whos up for anything · I am a laid back per-son who tries to live life to the fullest and have no regrets with everything that I do · I am a laid back person with a good sense of humor · I am a laid back person with a pretty sarcastic sense of humor · I am a laid back San Diegan who is happy lounging at the beach all day, but I also love learning, trying new things · I am a laid back southern boy · I am a laid back thoughtful person · i am a laid back type a dude · I am a laid back type girl.I am pretty reserved/shy at first, but open up to those close to me · I am a laid back type of girl trying to have fun in all kinds of different ways · I am a laid back type of guy, Go with the flow, enjoy having a great time outdoors doing whatever · I am a laid back type of guy, I have an athletic shape body, I love listening to rap and hip-hop · I am a laker fan, that probably won’t change, but I picked up the Bruins as my Bos-ton team (and they broke my heart) · I am a LA native · I am a landlord and also work in health care · I am a lapsed classically trained violinist and sing along to concertos and sympho-nies · I am a large and confident woman · I am a large lady ,51 yrs old · I am a late 20’s marketing strategist with a slightly off the cuff sense of humour - I laugh out loud at shows like Mod-ern Family and House of Lies · I am a late night person · I am a latino and music is my passion · I am a laugher, looove to make people laugh and smile · I am a laugher who likes laughers · I am a laugh out loud, free spirit, family oriented, confident, sports loving, quintessential girly girl · I am a law student, I love to help people solve their problems, and try new things · I am a law student · I am a law student and don’t really have time to meet people outside of the law school · I am a law stu-dent back in the city for the summer with one year left to go (in Co), but I’ll potentially be back for good once I graduate · I am a lawyer and originally from Los Angeles.....blah blah blah · I

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am a lay back guy that like to hang fun hang out · I am a lazy perfectionist · I am a lazy person · I am a lazy person that hates to do anything but I always get stuff done so the laziness does stop at a point · I am Albanian · I am a leader, not a follower · i am a lead singer without a band, and would love to start one up again · I am a leaf fan which means I’m depressed · I am a Leafs girl too, even though it hurts most of the time · I am a left-brained person who is a very rational and analytical think-er · I am a lefty native new yorker · I am a Leo · I am a Leo, I live in manhattan New York · I am a Leo · I am a Leo I’m single, and I love to go out to eat in the movie · I am a Leo to a t · I am a lesbian · I am a lesbian who races motocross · I am a lev-el-headed, curious, artistically motivated kind of guy · I am Alexus Fasha I mainly go by Fasha or Lexus or whatever it’s usually anything but Alexus · I am Alexzandrya · I am a liberal, vegetarian, anti-religious, single-mom, post-hippie tree-hug-ger · I am a liberal Democrat · I am a liberal texan living in NYC · I am a libertarian, polyamorous, and a hermit · I am a libertarian and love to talk about politics and world news · I am a libra, a mexi, and a shorty in the actual height sense · I am a Libra, a romantic, and a believer in life · I am a libra, a true libra · I am a libra and my favorite holiday is Halloween · I am a librarian who works with teens and almost entirely reads YA fiction · I am a librarian working with students · I am a Li-bra so that means I can be a bit friendly · I am a Libra to the fullest · I am a licensed cosmetologist and I work in a really rad salon (at least I think it’s rad and that’s all that matters, right) · I am a licensed esthetician but currently don’t practice it · I am a licensed pilot, but I only fly small planes recreation-ally · I am a licensed Skydiver by the United States Parachute association and generally doing that on my free time during the weekends · i am a lifeguard and i just really love music · I am a lifelong Cleveland fan and embrace the pain and harass-ment that comes with it · I am a lifelong learner · I am a life-long learner and seek someone I can learn from and recipro-cate · I am a life long New Yorker · I am a life long trail Blazer fan · I am a life skills trainer at easy Living · I am a lifetime Martial Artist · I am a lifetime Midwesterner, now moving fur-

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ther south to begin a residency program in pediatrics · I am a light hearted and energetic individual who tries to inject a lit-tle humour into the situation, whatever that may be · I am a light sleeper · I am a lightweight · I am a lil feisty lol but my family made me like that · I am a lions fan for life · I am a lippy tomboy with a crazy sense of humor · I am Alissa · I am a lis-tener and love to learn new things · I am a listener I am honost, caring, and tough · I am a little all over the place trying to nail down which passions to pursue · I am a little bit into every-thing, so trying new things is great · I am a little bit more bi-ased towards the ocean (as in I prefer things water related) but I also love the woods and forests · I am a little bit nerdy, a good cook, and a lot of fun · I am a little bit of a bad girl at times and because I don’t look suspicious or like anyone who would ever do anything wrong · I am a little bit of an air head some-times · I am a little bit of a nerd · I am a little bit of a nerd · I am a little bit of a nerd in the coolest way possible · I am a little bit of everything · I am a little bit of everything · I am a little bit old-fashionned about being a gentleman, but I do adapt very quickly to most situations · I am a little bit on the geeky side · I am a little bit on the quiet side, and I’m a good listener · I am a little bit on the sarcastic side · I am a little bit quirky, easy go-ing, I like to talk (probably too much) I get told I’m a ‘scatter brains’ far too often · I am a little bit selfish but it never effects anything negatively · I am a little crazy, quite country, and a lot of fun · I am a little crazy, with a lot of fun · I am a little crazy but in a good way (when I say crazy, I mean goofy) · I am a little dark sometimes · I am a little dorky, a little self centered (working on it), a little out of tune, and a little curious · I am a little firecracker who doesn’t take guff from anyone · I am a little girl with a wicked big personality · I am a little horse” When I was little I would dig giant holes in my backyard with my sister · I am a little in love with the mid-life crises, which carries on into being in love with sadness and bitterness in general · I am a little introverted and pretty sarcastic · I am a little kid at heart · I am a little lady with a big personality · I am a little nerdy and sometimes scatter brained · I am a little ob-sessed with movies and tv, I’m fascinated by the internet, and

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I blast the Avett Brothers constantly · I am a little oCD, a bit of a neat freak, and somewhat of a germaphobe · I am a little oCD · I am a little oCD about being clean, but I think that’s better than being dirty · I am a little old fashioned · I am a little old fashioned and believe women should be treated with re-spect at the same time equality · I am a little out of tune · I am a little person who is full of giggles and very much appreciative of people who have a great sense of humor · I am a little quiet at first, but I’ve got a big personality · I am a little quirky, friends say I’m funny, and I occasionally care intensely about silly or seemingly irrelevant things · I am a little restless--prob-ably why this city has proven an excellent fit · I am a little ridic-ulous, silly, and believe in being open and transparent · I am a little ridiculous in a good way, charmingly awkward, and mul-ticellular · I am a little sassy, can be a little crazy · I am a little shy, a little blunt, a little socially stupid, and am figuring out a whole bunch of people in this world are in the same boat as I am · I am a little shy, but if I get into a good conversation I can talk all night · I am a little shy, but really sarcastic, so maybe that makes up for it · I am a little shy · I am a little shy around people I don’t know, especially crowds, but I open up pretty quickly · I am a little shy at first, so I appreciate when the guy make the first move :) Let’s do it as it should be · I am a little shy at first · I am a little shy at first but after awhile I’m a pretty nice gal · I am a little shy at first but get over that pretty quick-ly · I am a little shy at first until I get to know someone then I’m a lot of fun · I am a little shy but open up easily · I am a little shy in person · I am a little shy when I first meet someone, but it doesn’t take long before I come out of my shell · I am a little shy when I first meet someone but doesn’t take much to bring me out of my shell · I am a little silly but on the day to day I’m a laid-back person who’s fiercely devoted to my friends and my passions · I am a little silly so I might sing as well · I am a little skeptical about this but it is worth a try since I don’t really do the bar/club scene · I am a little sleep deprived at the moment and my brain has ceased functioning · I am a little socially awkward and I don’t always keep up converstaions well · I am a little spontanious but usually make the right decission · I am

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a little strange but that’s me · I am a little superstitious · I am a little too honest and blunt to a fault · I am a little vain and wholly neurotic · I am a little vulgar · I am a little weird · I am a little weird and I like it that way · I am a little weird and proud of it · I am a little work-obsessed, whether at work or on a per-sonal project, but I try not to bring it into my friendships/so-cial life too much · I am all about; Adventure · I am all about adventure and a good time · I am all about adventures, living life, having fun, laughing, and doin’ work · I am all about a good time and having fun · I am all about anything outdoors · I am all about being active - bike rides, long jogs, walks, tennis, hoops, hikes · I am all about being around funny people and making people laugh · I am all about bodies · I am all about concerts and music · I am all about conversation, new experi-ences and having a good time with good people · I am all about creative pursuits, intellectual conversations and being a spazz, occasionally at the same time · I am all about experience · I am all about experimentation · I am all about exploring and visit-ing new places · I am all about finding new places and trying new things · I am all about finding someone who can make me laugh and hold an intelligent conversation · I am all about fun and like to think I’m a wild card at heart · I am all about genu-ine people, good vibes and good energy · I am all about getting out and doing anything crazy · I am all about getting things out in the open · I am all about God’s plan and just going with that · I am all about good energy and love radiant people · I am all about good vibes and living life easy · I am all about having a good time · I am all about having a good time · I am all about having fun · I am all about having fun · I am all about having fun right now I got one Life and I intend to make the most of it ~ ya feel me · I am all about having good laughs with friends · I am all about how i can make life better for my chil-dren everyday · I am all about international adventures and the ridiculous stories that they help create · I am all about keeping very fit with circuit training and martial arts · I am all about learning, loving, and being · I am all about learning and gaining new experiences and I absolutely LoVe to laugh · I am all about learning new things, making people happy, and hav-

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ing a great time living · I am all about living healthy and stay-ing fit, I take great care of myself inside and out · I am all about living life to the fullest, being spontaneous and making the best of my moments · I am all about loving people and helping whoever and whenever I can · I am all about music · I am all about music · I am all about my amazing family and friends · I am all about new information and it would be awesome to meet someone to expand my life view · I am all about organ donation and helping people in the long run · I am all about real talks and just having fun · I am all about respect · I am all about screwing the system · I am all about senses · I am all about simplicity · I am all about surrounding myself with just good-hearted people · I am all about taco tuesdays--actually, tacos every day of the week, but especially taco tuesdays · I am all about the arts, from visual arts such as painting and sketch-ing, to photography, from drama to music · I am all about the desert and forest and flow and fire arts · I am all about thick gurls in crop tops, self-love, and having partners that let me do me · I am all about traveling and have recently moved back to the USA from Australia · I am all about trying new things and making the most of everything · I am all about working hard and playing hard · I am all ears, open for a good time and some craft beers · I am allergic to a million things but I swear I love food · I am allergic to BS & I dont hv time for it either · I am allergic to bunnies :( (along with many MANY other things) I am super good at listening · I am allergic to camping and hik-ing but fishing is okay · I am allergic to cats, but adopted 2 any-way · I am allergic to cats, rabbits, guinea pigs, ferrets · I am allergic to cats · I am allergic to cats but I live with one · I am allergic to foundation, so I’m naturally like this · I am allergic to most dairy products, and I’m an Aquarius with a huge heart · I am allergic to Penicillin · I am allergic to some kinds of cigarette smoke (but not pipe smoke or hand-rolled ciga-rettes) · I am allergic to wine - it’s tragic · I am all for hanging out and having fun but I’m a relationship kind of girl through and through · I am all for joking around and having a good time · I am all in · I am all into one · I am all new to the game again and can’t wait to have fun · I am all over · I am all over

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that (bring on the zombie apocalypse) · I am all over the place · I am all over the place · I am all right now · I am all set with liars and cheaters that chapter in my life is closed · I am all that · I am all that is man...merman · I am all the ages I have ever been (4-45) so, I love it all from playing in the sand to read-ing Camus · I am all types of fun · I am all up for making new friends and hopefully finding someone I can share my life with · I am ally and I hate writing stuff in these little boxes · I am almost 5 ft tall I weigh 110 lbs blonde hair blue eyes · I am almost 21 · I am almost 22 · I am almost 25 · I am almost 30, I have no children, I have an outgoing personality and I am al-ways up for a new challenge · I am almost a complete vam-pire · I am almost always energetic and playful · I am almost always in a good mood and love my life · I am almost always smiling or laughing and really believe everything happens for a reason · I am almost always training for some big goal, usu-ally a long swim, but I run a little too when I can get the moti-vation · I am almost always up for an adventure of some kind · I am almost a socialist · I am almost done fixing it up though · I am almost done school, currently studying at Uni-versity of ottawa · I am almost done with my bachelor in psy-chology · I am almost finished with tailoring school · I am al-most never bored, too many ideas and not enough time · I am a local girl who loves the suburbs (and occasionally the city) · I am a loner/homebody that loves to be out amongst people · I am a lone wolf, but I’d like to have a partner in crime · I am a lone wolf · I am a long time lover of gymnastics, martial arts, spring board diving, skiing and even a little parkour · I am a look at the glass half full kind of person, I always try and see the good in everything and every person · I am a Loras alum still living the dream in Dubuque · I am a loser pretty much · I am a loss prevention supervisor · I am a lot dirtier, funnier, and I love to push boundaries · I am a lot funny, a little loud, sensitive but tough, empathetic, thoughtful, live my life hon-estly and am always true to who I am · I am a lot like Indiana Jones in that I love exploring the mysteries of life, while edu-cating my mind to appreciate new things · I am a lot more in-teresting in-person anyway · I am a lot more interesting on-

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line than in real life · I am a lot of fun · I am a lot of fun · I am a lot of fun and verry outgoing · I am a lot of fun I’ve been told · I am a lot of fun to be around · I am a lot of things, but those are my two main descriptors · I am a lot of things that’s kind of hard to describe · I am a loud and obnoxious person about the things I am passionate about · I am a loud and proud tomboy, and a bit of a nerd as well · I am a lovable, fun, and friendly person · I am a lovable person · I am a lovable person who is positive about every aspect of life.I’m an open mine person and I speak my mind · I am a lover, not a fighter · I am a lov-er · I am a lover · I am a lover and a firefighter, a joker, surfer, Jiu Jitsuer, animal lover, guitar player, adventurer and travel-er · I am a lover and a romantic · I am a lover i like romance and pillow talk lol but im also a big goofball with a sailors mouth · I am a lover not a fighter, I enjoy the teachings of the Dalai Lama, and am very open minded to new ideas · I am a lover not a fighter, i love life and am full of energy and smiles · I am a lover not a fighter · I am a lover not a fighter · I am a lover not a fighter · I am a lover not a fighter but i will fight if yu gave me a reason to · I am a lover of all things Italian · I am a lover of all things music, art, films, laughter and nonsense · I am a lov-er of conversation, but have very little capacity for smalltalk · I am a lover of eclectic styles and tastes · I am a lover of life · I am a lover of life · I am a Lover of lot of laughter, but I keep it way real · I am a lover of the arts and frequently take my cam-era out for an adventure · I am a lover of theatre and the arts, music, literature, film and television, though I’ve had less time for the last two of late · I am a lover of the stage and screen · I am a lover who does not fear walking alone · I am a loving, car-ing, adventurous and romantic kind of guy · I am a loving, car-ing, and understanding la · I am a loving,caring, outgoing, fun great attitude transexual in Honolulu · I AM A LoVING, CAR-ING, PASSIoNAte PeRSoN · I am a loving, happy lady · I am a loving, honest, and respectful woman who loves to give back to the people around me · I am a loving, kind, and careing per-son · I am a low-key, down-to-earth, dreamer · I am a low maintenance, easy going, loving, loyal, honest girl from a small mountain town · I am a low profile type of a person · I

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am a loyal, kind and honest person, hoping to find the same qualities in a woman · I am a loyal, trustworthy and extremely caring individual · I am a loyal and caring friend · I am a loyal friend · I am a loyal friend and a compassionate soul · I am a loyal friend and will do anything for someone I love · I am a loyal friend that loves to share plates with the ones i care for · I am a loyal friend who will actually listen and give feedback · I am a loyal man that knows how to show it when I need to · I am a loyal Seattle sports fan even though out teams always choke · I am a loyal woman and expect it back in return · I am alpha in my life but a bottom in my personal life · I am already good at leather work and carpentry · I am already happy and healthy · I am alright · I am altruistic, creative, and adventur-ous · I am a lude, crude, rude piece of pre-chewed food dude · I am always,down for anything · I am always, for the most part, happy and optimistic · I am always, myself, and I just can’t help it · I am always a bit shy at first, but once I feel comfort-able I talk about alot of stuff · I am always able to talk · I am always a fan of themed parties as well--some of the highlights include throwing a fake wedding and repeated zombie pub crawls · I am always a good time no matter what we are do-ing · I am always a kid at heart · I am always around · I am al-ways bad with these · I am always busy but I’m trying to move onto my next step in life · I am always changing, shifting, starting again · I am always cold, but I love snow · I am always cold though · I am always confused and bored · I am always cu-rious, love great conversation and learning new things · I am always curious · I am always curious and love to expirment · I am always curious as to what is going on and I tend to notice the strange things in life · I am always curious to learn more about the things I’m interested in and usually like people who are the same way · I am always dedicated to the tasks I have at hand and I’m a very loyal person · I am always down for a good road trip or adventure · I am always down for a good time · I am always down for an adventure, especially when it comes to outdoorsy activities like hiking or camping · I am always down for an adventure · I am always down for an adventure and ex-ploring · I am always down for an adventure and prefer to

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hang with guys · I am always down for anything · I am always down for a trip · I am always down for brunch, park sitting, biking, comedy shows, concerts, burritos, whiskey, wine · I am always down for hiking, especially in the fall · I am always down for making friends and networking · I am always down for pretty much anything outside from a simple hike, to sitting around a fire, play some Ultimate, whatever · I am always down for some sort of adventure · I am always down for trying to cook something new I love the freedom and creativity of cooking · I am always down for whatever · I am always down to chat & hang too · I am always down to do something fun whether it be grabbing drinks, playing sports, taking a trip, or just enjoying good company · I am always down to explore new areas and foods and people · I am always down to hang out and have a good time and is always willing to try some-thing new · I am always down to have fun, and I love trying new things · I am always down to try new places, but I am equally happy enjoying Netflix · I am always down to try new things, go on an adventure or cause some mischief · I am al-ways down to try new things · I am always down to try new things · I am always down to try new things and love doing pretty much any outdoor activity · I am always down to try something new · I am always down to try something new · I am always down to try something new · I am always down to try something new · I am always down to try something new · I am always down to try something new and enjoy spending time outdoors when the weather is nice · I am always eager to explore, to delve, to challenge my own horizons and thresh-olds · I am always eager to meet new people and try new things · I am always eager to read new books · I am always ei-ther driving, watching Netflix or playing vidja games · I am always either very organised and cautious or spontaneous and daring · I am always excited to meet new people and experi-ence new things · I am always excited to try new things, from horse back riding to skiing · I am always fascinated by how things work · I am always focused on improving and develop-ing myself, but as said before I am sarcastic and do have my lighter sense of humor side · I am always full of energy and is

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up for anything · I am always full of smiles and giggles, but dont confuse my happiness for stupidity · I am always hap-py · I am always happy to meet like souls · I am always hon-est · I am always honest and I enjoy talking to new people · I am always in a good mood and I talk a lot lol I’m a peoples person · I am always in a pair of carhartts · I am always in for an adventure · I am always in for great conversation (and a bottle of vino of course lol) with someone interesting · I am al-ways in search of great music and love to go to live concerts · I am always inspired by those people who are passionate for their lives, genuine, brave and intelligent · I am always inter-ested in learning new things, and expanding my horizons · I am always interested in recipes or guinea pigs for my food · I am always interested in testing my limits · I am always inter-ested in trying new things and I love to travel · I am always interested in trying something new and unexpected · I am al-ways in the middle of about three books especially now that I am out of school and have the time · I am always in the mood for some basketball or a good game of football · I am always investigating, learning, theorizing, or creating something · I am always in yoga pants or dresses - I hate wearing pants · I am always joking, laughing, and smiling · I am always keen on massages (giving and receiving), a good night’s sleep, laugh-ing, and making others laugh · I am always late · I am always late · I am always late...trying to work on that · I am always laughing · I am always learning, and try to take something positive out of every experience · I am always most at peace in the tranquility of the mountains or any sort of nature · I am always myself, and if I can’t stand someone I’m at least cor-dial · I am always one to hit up the local foodie joints when traveling · I am always on Facebook, twitter, and Instagram (although I refuse to touch my phone at dinner.) I believe in the power of a well placed #hashtag · I am always on the go · I am always on the Go · I am always on the go and love spending time with family and friends · I am always on the hunt for the latest art shows and happenings but nor will I miss a good NFL playoff game · I am always on the internet learning some-thing · I am always on the look for something new and fun to

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experience · I am always on the lookout for someone who can keep up with me while simultaneously respecting my human needs of solitude, expression and identity · I am always on the lookout for things that are fascinating, right under our noses, that our careless selves typically filter out and ignore · I am al-ways on the lookout to try something new · I am always on the move · I am always on the move trying to climb the next moun-tain, ride that gnarly trail and dive like Jacques Mayol...but better · I am always open for a good time with good people · I am always open to a good conversation · I am always open to learn something new · I am always open to meet new people and if something comes more of that, great · I am always open to new things · I am always open to random adventures · I am always open to suggestions for the next great book to read · I am always open to talking about anything · I am always open to trying new things · I am always open to trying new things · I am always open to trying new things and can enjoy almost anything with the right company · I am always open to trying new things or travel new places · I am always open to try new activities · I am always out · I am always out for a good time and something new · I am always polite and believe in paying it forward and helping out random strangers is not uncom-mon to me · I am always productive · I am always ready to get into all new challenges or opportunities · I am always ready to go on an adventure · I am always ready to go out, sing some karaoke, and have a couple drinks · I am always ready to just get up and go, especially if it is someplace new · I am always ready to try something new, not limiting myself to things i don’t think I’d like · I am always relieved to meet people who don’t take themselves too seriously · I am always right so if I’m wrong I’m right · I am always right when it comes to me · I am always smiling, silly, and a conversationalist · I am always smiling · I am always so terrible at these · I am always tentative towards those who are self-proclaimed nerds · I am always that odd rare Punk/Metal friend that everyone has one of in their group · I am always the designated driver · I am always the first to forgive though · I am always the life of the party and find the humor in everything, up to, including, and especially

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the inappropriate · I am always the one who listens and gives thoughtful advice even if unsolicited · I am always the some what wild one out of all my friends i will do anything for some one i care about · I am always true to myself and don’t act like someone I am not · I am always up · I am always up for a ad-venture · I am always up for a challenge and I love trying new things, from bike routes to coffee · I am always up for a conver-sation · I am always up for a crazy adventure, I like to be stupid as possible and I like to entertain people whenever I can · I am always up for adventure · I am always up for a friendly chat · I am always up for a fun night out or staying in to watch a mov-ie with wine · I am always up for a game of pool, fishing, any-thing outdoors, or a hike to find the perfect picture · I am al-ways up for a good conversation · I am always up for a good debate, but I also have a penchant for being a mediator and a bridge-builder (not literally) · I am always up for a good debate on tV and Film · I am always up for a good time · I am always up for a good time · I am always up for a good time · I am al-ways up for a good time and laughter but then again who isn’t · I am always up for a laugh · I am always up for a lecture, a tour, live music, or sporting event · I am always up for a mini-adventure and I’ll try almost anything once · I am always up for an adventure · I am always up for an adventure · I am always up for an adventure, a spontaneous trip and trying new things · I am always up for an adventure, whether that means going on a road trip or traveling to the other side of the world · I am always up for an adventure · I am always up for an adventure and am always trying to have fun · I am always up for an adventure and trying something new · I am always up for an adventure or trying new things · I am always up for a new adventure · I am always up for a new adventure and out-ing so the City has been keeping me busy outside of work · I am always up for a new adventure no matter how small or how big, I say bring it on · I am always up for an impromptu trip or weekend adventure · I am always up for anything · I am always up for anything · I am always up for a weekend trip with friends exploring our beautiful country · I am always up for doing something fun · I am always up for going on adven-

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tures, either with fun people or by myself · I am always up for going out for an adventure, trying new things, seeing the town or city · I am always up for going to a show (music, comedy, whatever) · I am always up for good conversation · I am always up for having a good time with close friends or loved ones · I am always up for making new friends · I am always up for new and exciting things to do, especially if they’re outdoors and i’m pretty flexible so suggest away - i’ll try most things once · I am always up for new experiences and being impulsive · I am al-ways up for new friends though · I am always up for new things · I am always up for new things and doing spontaneous adventures · I am always up for night out “on the town” or just a relaxing night on the couch · I am always up for outdoor ac-tivities/ adventure sports · I am always up for some new expe-riences · I am always up for something fun · I am always up for something fun and always staying busy · I am always up for something new · I am always up for something new it make life fun and keeps it going · I am always up for summer hiking, camping, lake-swimming, quaint town-walking, and outdoor concerts · I am always up for talking to new ppl so just hit me up · I am always up for trying new things · I am always up for trying new things (except for rollercoasters) · I am always up for trying new things, as well · I am always up for trying new things, going new places, and eating new foods · I am always up for trying new things and different places · I am always up for trying new things and need some peeps to get into crazy shenanigans with · I am always up for trying new things for the most part · I am always up for trying new things or going to new places · I am always up for trying something and any-thing new (restaurants, drinks, food, stores, places, games, sports, etc) · I am always up for trying something at least once · I am always up for trying something new, and I think dull moments are a waste of time · I am always up for trying something new even if it scares me · I am always up for watch-ing a game of baseball, football, basketball and volleyball · I am always up to do anything new · I am always up to go out and try new things, but love lazy movie days too · I am always up to have a good time with my friends · I am always up to meet just

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friends too · I am always up to play a board game or a video game · I am always up to something · I am always up to some-thing · I am always up to trying new things · I am always up to trying something new · I am always up to try new things · I am always up to try new things · I am always up to try new things and pretty much go with the flow unless it really doesn’t feel right · I am always up to try something new · I am always up to try something new but just as likely to kick back & relax with a glass of wine · I am always very committed to my relationships so I ask the same in return · I am always working, always thinking, and usually goofy · I am always working, and it’s about to have a little more fun · I am always worried I may give the wrong impression · I am always Z100’s 100th caller · I am am, what i am, and that’s what i am · I am am 19, live in London and I am an activity instructor · I am am about 5’1, so I am not short I’m am fun sized · I am a Madison native and any excuse to come home is a good excuse (plus, it’s only 20 minutes away) · I am am a goal driven individual · I am am a honest , adventureous, caring type of guy · I am am a honest , adventu-reous, caring type of guy · I am am a honest , adventurous, car-ing type of guy · I am a major animal lover and loving and car-ing · I am a major cuddle bug · I am a major film geek, I will study movies whatever chance I can · I am a major nerd about the things I like, especially Harry Potter · I am a major nerd lol loves superheros and im a gammer · I am a major traveler, su-per active, a dancer/choreographer, very artistic, and down to earth · I am a maker, a fixer, a learner, an artist · I am a maker of lists · I am a make up artist · I am a makeup artist and al-most finished my degree in Accounting · I am a make up artist and hair stylist in grad school · I am a makeup artist and it is such a fun job · I am a male human from the planet earth, as far as I know · I am a male tho · I am a male to female pre op transsexual top · I am a male type, and urned my collage di-gree · I am a mama · I am a mama of two perfect babes 鈥鈥 -FreeSpirit,out going, Sassy, sweet, Loving, music, Dining, travel, Adreneline · I am a man, making my own story, and i like it · I am a man · I am a manager and make pretty awesome money so it’s not all bad · I am a manager at an automative retail

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store · I am a manager at a non-profit in center city; we help utilize donated organs and tissues for scientific research · I am a manager in a high volume store as well as go to school · I am a man in Vancouver · I am a manly man and I ain’t got no time for this · I am a man not a boy I’d like some respect be-cause I’m not going to give it if I’m not going to get it · I am a man of action - lies don’t become me · I am a man of contradic-tion · I am a man of eclectic taste in friends and fun · I am a man of few words, but i try to make every word count · I am a man of few words · I am a man of few words so · I am a man of God, have a home in the country on 4 acres on the edge of fed-eral forest · I am a man of many interests--a mystery wrapped within an enigma · I am a man of many passions · I am a man of many uniforms but only one heart and mind · I am a man of my word · I am a man of rhythm and am quite fond of danc-ing · I am a man of style and refinement · I am a man that works hard and plays harder · I am a man who is very visual; I delight in the art that is a woman’s body · I am a man who lives in the south loop · I am a man who lives on the edge · I am a man who takes life as it comes and rolls with the punches · I am a man with hair on my chest who works on cars, motorcy-cles, chops wood for my wood stove, do DIY around the house etc · I am a man with many passions, I’m open-minded, dy-namic, creative, and I like to be completely immersed in what-ever I’m doing · I am a man with many plans · I am am a outgo-ing person who love to enjoy life · I am a march-to-my-own-drum kind of girl · I am a marine · I am a marine biology major at UWF · I am a Marine stationed in NC · I am a Marine veteran, served for four years honorably · I am a Massachusetts native who recently moved home from college in Milwaukee, Wis-consin and then some time skiing and working in Park City, Utah · I am a Massage therapist and i also do photography on the side · I am a massage therapist in training, and a retired professional counselor · I am a masshole at heart but New en-gland lover in practice · I am a massive foodie and I have a se-cret hidden passion for politics (or political corruption) · I am a massive foodie Nights in takeaways and filmathons Nights out My taste in music is very broad · I am a massive gamer but

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also love to read · I am a massive geek and love SCIeNCe!, tech and anything related · I am a MASSIVe people person · I am a mass media Communications major with an emphasis in television Production and a minor in Creative Writing · I am a mass of contradictions and embrace them all · I am a Master’s student studying Biomedical Sciences, currently finishing the thesis portion of my degree · I am a master hairstylist/pianist/singer/painter · I am a Masters of education student at Ham-line University · I am a masters student studying skeletal biol-ogy and aspire to work in the realm of human rights · I am am a student, majoring in literature and Visual Arts · I am a math and econ double major in college · I am a mathematician, a music fanatic, a travel junky · I am a math major at Uconn · I am a math nerd · I am a mature, caring, honest and hard work-ing person · I am a mature 24-year-old · I am a mature person i don’t play games i am a hard working person people tell me i am a kind loving person not really a shy guy · I am am a typical north jersey Italian · I am amazed at the transformation of women in my lifetime · I am amazing, boisterous, and extro-verted · I am amazing, funny, and way too confident · I am amazing · I am ambitious, but also thoroughly enjoy my chill time · I am Ambitious, Caring, and Funny · I am ambitious, compassionate, and goal-oriented · I am ambitious, easygo-ing, and irreverent · I am ambitious, goofy, and passionate · I am ambitious, hardworking and I have worked towards being the best I can be in all that I do · I am ambitious, have high standards for myself and others · I am ambitious, humorous, and happy · I am ambitious, idealistic, both pessimistic and optimistic, and a recovering procrastinator · I am ambitious, intelligent, creative, and caring · I am ambitious, out going and very dedicated to my career · I am ambitious, successful, and practical · I am ambitious about my career, but I don’t take myself too seriously · I am ambitious and doing well in my ca-reer choice · I am ambitious and driven · I am ambitious and fun · I am ambitious and goal oriented, but I’m also very easy going with a great sense of humor · I am ambitious and hard-working, but am laid back outside of the office · I am am-bitious and independent, not scared to go toe to toe with any-

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body · I am ambitious and love trying to new things · I am am-bitious and passionate, but don’t need a whole lot to be happy · I am ambitious at things I do and I appreciate original-ity · I am ambitious funny and well cultured · I am ambitious professionally but love relaxing with a beer or glass of wine at the end of a day · I am ambitous, caring, and romantic · I am ambiverted, and have a pet cat that uses the toilet · I am a McRib enthusiast, NPR listener (KCRW is my jam), and ani-mal lover · I am a mean whistler · I am a meat and potatoes kind of guy and I love my beer and whiskey · I am a meat pop-sicle · I am a Medical Assistant and love my job · I am a medical assistant at a foot Dr. and I love my job its fun · I am a Medical Assistant at the time being · I am a medical professional and self employed · I am a medical sales rep now and I enjoy it · I am a medical student living in Atlanta, embarking on residen-cy soon · I am a medieval historian and archival enthusiast who currently waits tables · I am a med student, I live in Bo-gotá Colombia, with a low profile personality, but likeable · I am a mellow, easy going guy just trying to navigate through the strikes and gutters · I am a mellow, fun, loving spirit · I am a mellow dude who loves the outdoors, organic food, and a good bout of exercise · I am a mellow person who wants to laugh and enjoy things with others · I am a member of fitness club and regularly go to swim and to do some exercises · I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, and it means everything to me · I am a member of the Mon-tana National Guard · I am a member of the praise team at my church · I am a member of the Rigor Mortis Revue burlesque troupe, the premier horror/sci-fi burlesque troupe · I am a metal head and just as heavy as that sounds that reciprocates my faith · I am a metal head that plays, makes, and listens to Blues, reggae, underground hip/hop, country, and a whole mess of other genres · I am a metalhead with a goofy sense of humor · I am a Metalworks Institute graduate and do free-lance engineering and producing · I am a Mexican/Puerto ri-can girl who is sweet,loving,caring and full of life · I am am extremely outdoor oriented and after too long being cooped up I frequently need to escape · I am amiable, loyal, and sar-

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castic · I am a Miami-Montreal-toronto-NYC guy · I am amib-itious, altheltic, and fun · I am a Michigan girl living her dreams and life as a working actress in the greatest city in the world · I am a Michigan guy who moved out to New York after college for work · I am a mid-western boy that is still holding onto some of those small town qualities… grew up in the small-town mid-west, but not on a farm · I am a middle distance runner, and enjoy 5Ks and 1/2 marathons when I have the time · I am a middle school teacher that loves her job · I am a Midwesterner at heart (grew up outside of Chicago), but have been on the east Coast for almost a decade (living in RI, MA, and now NY) · I am a midwesterner at heart, and after I visit my home state of Wisconsin I have a bit of an accent · I am a midwestern girl living in a material world · I am a Midwestern girl with a mild coffee addiction, a taste for Jameson and a concerning case of wanderlust · I am a Midwestern transplant who loves sports (Go Buckeyes!) and music (Go Backstreet Boys) · I am a midwest girl (ohio) who moved to Raleigh when she was 17 · I am a Midwest girl at heart · I am a Midwest girl but love the beach and LA · I am a Midwest girl making my home in Nashville · I am a Midwest transplant from the east coast who has grown to love nearly everything about his new home · I am amie, 18 single and im kinda sick of it now · I am a mild-mannered guy who loves to laugh and make others laugh · I am a milf,divorced · I am a military brat and lived in New York for a while before moving a couple places then set-tling in ohio; former NCAA D1 athlete · I am a military brat who can out shoot most people mmmwwwahahahaha Who loves orange soda · I am a military veteran, also a combat vet · I am a minimalist · I am a minimalist · I am a minimalist and a hippie · I am a minimalist and not very materialistic – I’d rath-er spend money on experiences and trips, which is to say I love traveling · I am a minister in the gospel · I am a Minnesota girl, and I am sorry if this a deal breaker but I will always cheer for my Minnesota sports teams · I am a Minnesotan soon to be liv-ing in Logan Square · I am a misanthropic manic who will seem to have the biggest heart and be somewhat of a wimp · I am a mix between laid back and spontaneous · I am a mixed

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raced mutt · I am a mix of introvert/extrovert tendencies · I am a model, well not the best type and not better than loads so I do earn quite alot of money · I am a model · I am a model · I am a model figure and the best thing in Johannesburg · I am a model for Hollister i played college basketball as a freshman but i left it to be a model · I am a modern girl with self re-spect · I am a modern old school type of woman and was more influenced by my grandmother in the one year I lived with her in Bolivia than any one else · I am a modern renaissance man--I love to be good at completely random stuff · I am a mom, im pregnant, i have my own place, i got a job, i dnt drive · I am a mom, my daughter is my world · I am a mom · I am a mom and I love my baby girl Alice Danielle Karpiscak · I am a mom and wouldn’t change it for anything · i am a moma so if ur into the fake coke head i starve my self skinny girl s dont bother mes-saging me · i am a mom i wanna get to know someone not jump down random ppl pants guys or girls · I am a mommy/artist/poet/writer/bartender/beautician · I am a mommy to begin with I love food love to have a good time I’m not boring at all · I am a mom of 3 little girls · I am a mom of 3 · I am a mom of a 4yr old · I am a mom of an amazing daughter who I share custody of with her dad · I am a mom of boys...which means I can find enjoyment in watching sports · I am a Mom of two boys and they are my priority · I am a mom of two girls and we love camping fishing anything outdoors and playing/ watching sports · I am a mom of two kids · I am a mom of two little ones and have a full time job · I am a mom so I had to grow up fast he’s two lol time flies · I am a mom Student out-going fun respectful faithful Loves having fun go out Kik me at lizzy102511 · I am a mom to 2 great boys · i am a mom to a beau-tiful girl who is definitely my first priority · I am a mom to a beautiful little girl · I am a mom to two kids · I am a mom to two of the most amazing kids on the planet · I am a mom who puts my son first · I am a Montessori teacher, and am on my way to get my credential for Montessori · I am a moody kind of person · I am a Mopar fan, who appriciates a classic chassis · I am am open book, I don’t play games · I am a morally consci-entious, spirited person with a cool playful soul but i am not

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religious · I am a more laid back person so I like to spend my time with confident people who don’t mind taking charge · I am a mother, a daughter · I am a mother, a lover, and a friend · I am a mother, and a student full time for the most part · I am a mother, fun, and beautiful · I am a mother · I am a mother first, and a gamer/reader/learner in the scant time in between · I am a mother of 2 amazing children · I am a mother of 2 beautiful girls · I am a mother of an awesome 2yr old boy · I am a mother of four and my children are my light · I am a mother of one (a little girl), an artist and a healthcare work-er · I am a mother of the most amazing little boy ever · I am a mother of three · I am a mother of three wild and wonderful kids · I am a mother of two, and they’re my life · I am a mother of two and have one on the way · I am a mother to 3 amazing girls · I am a mother to 3 beautiful children who are my LIFe · I am a mother to 3 · I am a mother to 4 children which are my main priority in life · I am a mother to a beautiful daughter who means the world to me · I am A MotIVAteD, oUtSPo-KeN, INDePeNDeNt INDIVIDUAL · I am a motivated and creative soul · I am a motivated and hard working girl · I am a motivated college student who spends my time between my friends, family, pets, and hobbies · I am a motivated individu-al, and like to keep busy · I am a motivated individual who cares a lot about the communities around me and often assists others · I am a motivated person, I graduated college in 3 years and got hired at the company I am at 2 weeks later · I am a motivated person · I am a motorcycle, big truck, and outside loving kinda woman · I am a mountain girl that moved to the city · I am a movie/series addict · I am a movie and netflix whore, its all I do at night · I am a movie and tv geek · I am a movie buff, and love to watch all kinds of films. I also make and edit my own short films, and enjoy photography · I am a movie buff, love every kind of music but especially classic rock, and don’t call myself outdoorsy but need to get outside a lot · I am a movie buff and will watch any movie even if it blows · I am a movie buff an music freak · I am a movie buff too · i am a mov-ie fan · I am a movie fanatic...love them · I am a movie junkie and a devotee of my local public library · I am a movie lover

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from birth · I am am passionate about my work and the world around us · I am a muddin, fishin, huntin, dippin, cussin, smokin, drinkin, hell of a time · I am a multi-faceted woman who loves living life to the fullest · I am a multilingual proud descendant of two immigrant parents · I am a multimedia art-ist and VJ balancing freelance work with my own personal projects · I am a mum (not just to my cat, I have human chil-dren also) · I am a mum of 3, animal lover and would like someone to be genuine · I am a mum of four boys that are my world I like going for meals pubs cinema · I am amused very easily, and little things excite me far more than they should · I am a museum Studies graduate student who is really into run-ning and currently training for marathons · I am a museum workin’, media lovin’, anglophile · I am a music/sound type person, establishing somewhat of a career in this mostly im-penetrable arena · I am a music addict and listen to every-thing · I am a musical creative type with a dry and sarcastic sense of humor and I hang out with my dog a lot · I am a musi-cal theater kid who has a tendency to say highly inappropriate things · I am a music engineer, painter and to a lot of people a great listener · I am a music fan · I am a music freak and have a larger music collection than anyone I know · I am a musi-cian, and I moved to NYC from Michigan · I am a musician, a poet, and an artist · I am a musician, a rockstar, and weirdo · I am a musician, comedian, and make the occasional short film .I also give guitar lessons · I am a musician, martial artist, and visual artist · I am a musician, percussionist to be exact · I am a musician · I am a musician · I am a musician · I am a musi-cian · I am a musician/producer/craftsman when I’m not at my day job · I am a musician and an adventurous person · i am a musician and an artist · I am a musician and an artist and I also like to play video games · I am a musician and audio engi-neer · I am a musician and have played in several bands of many different genres throughout my life, but that is not my main source of income · I am a musician and Im going to be a rockstar · I am a musician and legal professional from Mel-bourne, Australia, taking a year to live and work in New York · I am a musician as well, classically trained on guitar as well as

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learning to DJ on the side · I am a musician first, a music head second, and in my spare time I moonlight as a cartoon · I am a musician for a living and love it · I am a musician guitar player to be exact · I am a musician I play several instruments and sing · I am a musician living in Brooklyn · I am a musician so I love all that has talent · I am a music junkie · I am a music junkie and go to shows every chance I get · I am a music lover to the core.I have a daughter and i dont do the games at all · I am a music loving, football supporting (not saying who, often a deal breaker) teacher who loves the outdoors · I am a music major · I am a Music Producer, Director, Painter, Composer, Black Belt, Xcore-Gamer, Photographer, & Activist · I am a music student at Winthrop University · I am a music teach-er · I am amusing, addictive, and original · I am amusing, easy going, and relaxed · I am a Muslim elhamdlellah, and proud, I’m willing to become a doctor insha’allah · I am a mut · I am am very full of regrets and what ifs · I am amy · I am a My-ers-Briggs eNFP, most likely · I am a myspace junkie · I am an ‘everything’ kinda gal · I am an 8th grade Special ed · I am an abnormally lucky person · I am an above average chef although I’m the only one eating it and I’m not a tough critic · I am an absolute foodie at heart · I am an absolute fucking mess I’ve put myself in horrible situations · I am an absolute sports fan · I am an absorber of information of many kinds, and I’m not sure how I’d live without the essentially limitless library of the internet · I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie · I am an abstract human being · I am an ac-countant · I am an active, dynamic guy with a wide variety of interests · I am an active, enthusiastic, optimistic, sociable, and easy-going guy that loves to laugh and discover what life has to offer · I am an active, independent and fun guy · I am an active and purposeful lady with a great sense of humour and positive thinking · I am an active competitor in the NPC and it is a large part of my life · I am an active duty United States Ma-rine and love my job · I am an active guy whose favorite week-end activity is going out to dinner with friends and then grab-bing drinks at a bar afterwards (no clubs) · I am an active guy with a positive attitude for life · I am an active member of my

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church · I am an active person, and I like to try many things · I am an active person, enjoy exercising, and I’m a waiter at a local restaurant · I am an active person, I enjoy being in and learning about the great outdoors · I am an active person, love to be out & about, more so during the warm days/nights · I am an active person · I am an active person · I am an active person and enjoy doing physical things · I am an active person and I am not much for bars anymore · I am an active person and workout 5 times a week (box/kickboxing, boot camp, spin-ning) · I am an active person but I also enjoy relaxing · I am an active person but not obsessively · I am an active person that likes to do about anything · I am an active person that loves the outdoors as well as hanging in the city · I am an active person who likes running in the morning and hanging with my dog and watching a movie at night · I am an active person who loves to workout and be outside · I am an active runner and graduate school student in botany, currently spending the summer in Washington, D.C · I am an active runner in the warmer months, I have three half marathons scheduled for this summer alone · I am an actor/model living in New York, but originally from texas · I am an actor/set designer living in NYC originally from Richmond, VA · I am an actor and a nan-ny · I am an actor and a writer working with a local theater company called Copious Love Productions · I am an actor and i love being ridiculous and totally absurd and weird · I am an actor and musician · I am an actor who also has a taste for an-imation and comic art · I am an actor with an MFA from New School · I am an actress, and I am also currently studying to be a holistic nutritionist/wellness counselor · I am an actress, I live in LA most of the year, in Seattle when the film industry is on hiatus · I am an actress, new to Louisville · I am an actress, playwright, and singer, and love to involve myself in anything related to the arts · I am an actress, who moved to New York a little over a year ago · I am an actress · I am an actress; a lady of the stage with high hopes and heavy dreams. I enjoy going out · I am an actress and singer, and care deeply about the arts · I am an actress but moved to New York to go back to school to become a drama therapist · I am an actress [stage · I

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am an actual scientist and I make money doing sciencey things · I am an addict for collecting random things that I don’t need · I am an ad hoc wireless communication systems designer/developer · I am an admittedly quirky sort of guy that’s really enjoys making people laugh and finding the hu-mor in almost everything · I am an adrenaline junkie, and love anything that makes my heart race · I am an adrenaline junk-ie · I am an adrenaline junkie who loves adventure · I am an adventure loving girl with a hippie flair · I am an adventurer, I love to travel, explore and find the hidden gems in life · I am an adventurer and see life as such, I like exploring and tackling new things · I am an adventurer by trade so I’ve done a lit so far · I am an adventure seeker- I love to travel, meet new peo-ple, and learn new things · I am an adventurous, athletic, easy-going guy · I am an adventurous, caring, bubbly individual with much to offer · I am an adventurous and fun guy who en-joys the simple things in life · I am an adventurous and goofy individual · I am an adventurous and physically active per-son · I am an adventurous down to earth person who loves ex-ploring new things and likes to travel · I am an adventurous girl and I love to do active things · I am an adventurous guy and doesn’t set limitations on what i can do specially for good cause · I am an adventurous lady who enjoys doing thrilling things, kind of like the adventure section in Groupon · I am an adventurous person, and I love to try new things · I am an ad-venturous person, I like to see and try new things, go to new places, learn new things · I am an adventurous person · I am an adventurous person who basically lives to travel · I am an advertisement student currently building my resume · I am an aerospace engineer and am into anything related to space, planes · I am an aesthete, an epicurean and a bit of a liber-tine · I am an aesthetic person: great with faces and terrible with names · I am an affection addict · I am an affectionate, passionate person who enjoys life · I am an affectionate guy, caring, very loving and considerate · I am an Afro Chick that loves Afro picks because they keep my Afro thick · I am an ag-nostic atheist - I do not believe in any god, but am willing to accept ReAL proof · I am an agnostic atheist and don’t follow

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any religion · I am an agnostic theist · I am an a graduate stu-dent at the University of Wisconsin-Madison · I am an Aircraft Dispatcher/musician -violist · I am an Air Force K9 Handler and haev been fortunate enough to have been all over the world · I am an air traffic controller in the Navy and entrepre-neur · I am anal about keeping my car super clean · I am an album listener, not someone that has one track by each art-ist · I am an all around fun guy, that likes to be daring, and seeks adventure and spontaneity · I am an all around fun per-son · I am an all around geek/nerd enjoying life · I am an all around good time loving, outgoing, hunting, fishin, country girl · I am an all around type of guy · I am an all or nothing, throw it all on the line type; and extremely ambitious and have taken a huge risk in my business life that I’m glad I did · I am an all or nothing type of girl I don’t play games and avoid dra-ma · I am an almost unbearably nice and polite person · I am an alphabet, a story, and a dialogue · I am an alternative mod-el · I am an alumni of IUPUI, specifically I.U · I am an alumnus of the Virginia Military Institute · I am an always cheerful, friendly new grad trying to figure out life in a new city after college near Boston · I am Analytical, Laidback, and try to be friendly · I am analytical, reflective, and big on connected-ness · I am analytical so I tend to overthink things a bit · I am analytic and non-apologetic (though, that in itself is a preemp-tive apologia) · I am an amateur human · I am an amateur pet photographer · I am an amateur photographer, but mostly when I’m on a trip · I am an amateur pianist, occasional com-poser, and obscure music lover · I am an amateur psychologist with aspirations of world-domination, but in a funny, ironic way · I am an amateur runner, so I spend a lot of time running around DC when the weather is nice · I am an amateur urban explorer and have been caffinated since the late 90s · I am an ambition person who tries his best to reach the top and achiev-ing success · I am an ambitious, friendly and, down to earth kind of girl · I am an ambitious, goal oriented, sarcastic per-son · I am an ambitious, outgoing, fun-loving man ready to explore life with someone who lives each moment to the full-est · I am an ambitious academic and professor at Brown · I

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am an ambitious and driven professional that just moved from Arizona to pursue a new job in a new city · I am an ambi-tious but fun and down to earth guy · I am an ambitious fe-male who loves to work hard and have fun too · I am an ambi-tious guy with really diverse interests keen on exploring what the world has to offer · I am an ambitious hard working mom · I am an ambitious individual with lots of goals and dreams, but will make time for family, friends and fun · I am an ambitious international affairs professional, insatiable mu-sic lover, and enthusiastic gastronomer · I am an ambitious person · I am an ambitious person · I am an ambitious pro-crastinator, a loveable smartass, and a light-hearted workahol-ic · I am an ambivert · I am an American, but that doesnt mean I’m an ass hole · I am an American, but with Latin culture · I am an American, moved to London about 8 months ago and am more than halfway through my ma Theatre Studies at a University of London college · I am an American by birth, but my ethnic background is a mix of Welsh, Scottish, German, Irish, and Cherokee · I am an American living and teaching in Beijing · I am an American living in Nottingham for a while · I am an American living in Scotland doing a five year Masters program in Chemical engineering with Pharm Chem · I am an American that was living in New York City · I am an American who loves living in Germany and travel whenever I get the chance · I am an AmeriCorps volunteer full time working in schools · I am an amicable gentleman, working diligently to prove that chivalry is not obsolete · I am an an artist and a clay teacher from Miami,FL · I am an angel’s advocate...why not · I am an Anglophile and a Francophile · I am an animal lover (al-though have my reservations in regards to goats and squirrels) as well as a soccer (it’s really called football) enthusiast · I am an animal lover (especially dogs) and I do volunteer work with one of the local rescues · I am an animal lover (obviously) I am definitely eclectic and I have many varied interests · I am an animal lover, dogs especially · I am an animal lover, I am spiri-tual, I am open-minded · I am an animal lover, I don’t have any pets currently though · I am an animal lover · I am an animal lover · I am an animal lover · I am an animal lover · I am an An-

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imal lover · I am an animal lover · I am an animal lover · I am an animal lover · I am an animal lover and a hopeless roman-tic · I am an animal lover had a bulldog for 13yrs finally had to put her to sleep due to cancer in her back end · I am an animal person and I have a kitten named tilly · I am an animal person dogs are my favorite but i am starting to get along with certain cats · I am an animal person so I don’t think I’d be a good per-son to go hunting · I am an animator and illustrator in Chel-sea · I am an anime-watching, SF-loving, video-game/D&D playing uber-geek, and proud of it · I am an anime nerd who loves tumblr · I am a nanny and love my job I work around 30 hours a week and my free time is split in between family and a boyfriend · I am a nanny for the sweetest little boy in the world and love my job · I am an Anthropologist, which means I study culture · I am an Anthropology major · I am an Apple comput-er Certified tech · I am an Aquarius · I am an archaeologist, which means I study culture(s) from the past · I am an archae-ologist working out of Kingston · I am an archer, and hope to keep shooting now I’ve left school · I am an architect, ex-balle-rina with a passion for social justice · I am an Architectural Designer living and working in Boston, Massachusetts · I am an architecture student · I am an architect who is passionate about my career · I am an area manager · I am an Aries, it fits me pretty well · I am an Arkansan that followed a tibetan to India and never went back · I am an armchair intellectual, dancing fool, inveterate vagabond, occasional woodsman, and ambitious investor · I am an army brat and am proud of it · I am an Army veteran of approximately 16 years · i am an army vet with a heart of gold and who would take the shirt off of his back for someone in need · I am an art historian and mainly occupied with trying to sort out my life · I am an Art History student at the University of Kentucky and god only knows when I’ll graduate · I am an artist, although I prefer the term Illustrator, and I make my living as a freelance contractor · I am an artist, always starting a new project · I am an artist, and a musician · I am an Artist, Animator, and Seo apprentice at a Reno area Start Up Company called tCNABN · i am an artist, i like piano (Bach, blue , jazz) · I am an artist, intellectual, eclec-

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tic, liberal, unconventional, fringe, respectable, obstinate, re-silient and determined · I am an artist, I read, watch too much tV, play too many video games, and make plans to watch too many classic films that I never get around to · I am an artist, like art, even going to the opera but also enjoy watching foot-ball · I Am an artist, love painting and drawing, sculpture & photo · I am an artist, student, dreamer, doer, hardworker, jokester, sister, daughter, cousin, and friend · I am an artist, traveler, nature boy and lover (of life, and all it entails) · I am an artist · I am an artist · I am an artist · I am an artist · I am an artist · I am an artist · I am an artist/jewelry designer and a small business owner · I am an artist/musician · I am an artist and a dreamer · I am an artist and am lucky enough to get to do what I love · I am an artist and a photographer, with a little bit of writer thrown in the mix · I am an artist and a photogra-pher · I am an artist and a writer · I am an artist and a writer · I am an artist and counselor working with college students · I am an Artist and crafter · I am an artist and creating some-thing new is always exciting · I am an artist and have a deep passion for sculpture and ceramics · I am an artist and have been drawing since I can remember · I am an artist and I have the degrees to prove it · I am an artist and I just graduated from a college in Vermont · I am an artist and social worker · I am an artist and take that part of my life very seriously · I am an artist and very passionate about it · I am an artist at heart, a photographer, a traveler, and a (health) foodie · I am an artist at heart - I’m pretty down to earth · I am an artist at heart · I am an artist at heart and feel that it’s important for eveyone to have something they are truly passionate about · I am an artist by trade and hobby, and I love being able to make a living with art · I am an artist creating artificial enviroment at zoos, aquariums and parks · I am an artist first, musician second, art therapist third, regular boring 9-5 human last · I am an art-ist going to cosmetology school · I am an artistic, creative per-son · I am an artist in a bit of a rut · I am an artist living in New York · I am an artist living in NYC · I am an artist of all differ-ent talents · I am an artist of sorts · I am an artist of sorts though I’ve lacked inspiration recently · I am an artist primar-

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ily, I like all things intense and fun because, yolo · I am an art-ist who adores flowers · I am an artist who loves reading, learning, and living life to the fullest · I am an artist with a cu-riosity for life, people, and love · I am an artist with my MFA in printmaking · I am an art major focusing in drawing and ce-ramics · I am an arts-lover, animal-lover, and Liz Lemon-lov-er · I am an art student · I am an art student · I am an artsty, talkative, and hardworking woman trying to make my small farm into something awesome · I am an artsy kind of guy · I am an artsy person, I draw and paint · I am an artsy person with a lot of opinions and I’m very driven and ambitious · I am an art teacher in a public school · I am an art therapist who loves that I get to spend my days in an art studio · I am a Nash-ville native, and I’ve also lived in DC and Paris · I Am a Nash-ville native and just moved back from Vail Co · I am an Asian-American college student with the same ideas and dreams as everyone else · I am an aspirational laid-back hippie chick · I am an Assistant Mgr at Claire’s and I go to school · I am an assortment of various cells and bodily functions that make up me · I am an ASU alumni and proud of it · I am an atheist, but I am not anti religion · I am an Atheist · I am an Atheist · I am an atheist · I am an atheist · I am an atheist · I am an atheist and a liberal but only sacrifice babies maybe once or twice a month · I am an Atheist but I’m not a dick about it · I am an atheist stranded in east texas, heaven help me · I am an Atheist that enjoys learning about other religions and respects said beliefs even if I don’t agree · I am an athlete, a musician, an artist, a handyman, and a student while work-ing full time · I am an athlete, or was an athlete · I am an ath-lete and currently in school · I am an athlete and I like to keep active · I am an athlete and I play rugby for Dartmouth · I am an athletic, go getter · I am an athletic geek · I am an athletic girl who loves cooking · I am an athletic guy · I am an athletic guy and can talk sports all day, but some girls find that boring so I also happen to have a great sense of humor · I am an ath-letic male of Spanish decent · I am a native · I am a native · I am a Native American even though I may not look it · I am a Native American Indian from North Carolina and yes I still

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live in a teepee and ride a horse to work every day LoL · I am a native Bostonian and I’m back to do my postdoc · I am a native Californian and I do believe the West Coast is better · I am a native Californian who used to live in the Pacific Northwest and is now in DC working for the man · I am a native Chicago-an who loves the city when its hot/warm and tolerates her when its cold · I am a native Coloradoan who has lived in my fair share of places over the years · I am a native Detroiter that has been living in Bahrain for the past 3 years · I am a native Los Angeleno but NYC is my home--going on year 4 now (non-consecutively) · I am a native New englander, but a somewhat recent transplant to Massachusetts · I am a native New Yorker · I am a native New Yorker, which isn’t apparent by my accent · I am a native New Yorker · I am a native New Yorker and am doing the finance thing in the city after gradu-ating in 2010- work hard/play hard and all those cliches · I am a native New Yorker and love having my family closeby · I am a native San Franciscan, but go to college in Middletown, Ct · I am a native Seattle-ite (which is rare these days) and live on Queen Anne · I am a native SoCal girl- grew up in San Diego, but then I went to college in St · I am a native southerner (from NC) · I am a native texan but am not particularly conserva-tive · I am a native Washingtonian, working as a personal trainer in Adams Morgan · I am an attorney and I own a law firm in downtown phoenix which 1) I love every minute of and 2) takes up a lot of my time · I am a natural blond ((no i’m not stupid like people sterotype)My hair hasnt been blond since I was in middle school · I am a natural blonde, but my hair is red now · I am a natural blonde · I am a natural blonde · I am a nat-ural blonde and yes its true we have more fun · I am a natural blonde but a redhead at heart (with a redhead’s coloring that makes blonde look terrible on me) · I am a natural gal, earth-sign, and a bit of a technophobe · I am a natural leader, guys · I am a naturally goofy person who likes to have a good time · I am a naturally optimistic person who sees the best in every-one · I am a natural regarding procrastination · I am a Natural therapeutic Specialist · I am a nature and animal love, and a country girl at heart · I am a nature and fitness ethusiast with

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an urban sensibility · I am an Auburn girl who moved back home to Georgia for graduate school · I am an audio-visual synesthete and a socially adept introvert · I am an auntie to lots of nephews and neices - I love being with the family and being part of a big one · I am an aunt to 3 amazing little girls and would love to have kids of my own someday · I am an aunt to three gorgeous girls and two handsome boys · I am an Auss-ie lady living in NYC · I am an Austinite by birth and in my heart but right now I am a hard core New Yorker, yo · I am an Austin native who enjoys two-stepping, visiting historical places, and good red wine · I am an Austin native who just moved to Santa Fe · I am an Australian/Portuguese · I am an australian currently in Finland, I love metal music, art and I love to travel · I am an authentic Italian, yet far from stereo-types · I am an author, fitness instructor, collector of anything cool, social, intriguing, genuine · I am an automotive painter at a collision center · I am an average girl who loves having fun · I am an Average guy · I am an average guy, just trying to find the correct path in life · I am an AvettHead which means I am completely and utterly in love with the Avett Brothers · I am an avid animal lover, and I always try to approach things with a clear head and a light heart · I am an avid animal lover, and I love the exotics hobby · I am an avid believer that every-one is entitled to who they are without any need to justify themselves to anyone · I am an avid bicyclist and work-out regularly · I am an avid calorie counter · I am an avid car nut, and a geek by trade, hobby, and nature · I am an avid collector of records, I really think vinyl sounds way better · I am an avid cook, reader, museum visitor, and over all adventurer · I am an avid craft beer fan/drinker - okay, really I’m a complete beer snob · I am an avid crossfit junkie with the taste for adven-ture · I am an avid fan of contact sports · I am an avid fiction and non-fiction reader · I am an avid follower, and I think a pretty skilled athlete too · I am an avid foodie and like to try different cuisines · I am an avid football fan · I am an avid gamer, although I’ve been known to venture out into the sun-light to go running or get lost in the woods · I am an avid gam-er who enjoys cats, cake, and Shakespeare · I am an avid gar-

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dener, and I absolutely love to cook · I am an avid gardener especially when it comes to tomatoes · I am an avid gym en-thusiast · I am an avid hiker, my foremost hobby is mountain-eering · I am an avid hiker with a talent for getting lost in the woods and a pretty good record of finding my way back out again · I am an avid learner and open to new and exciting ex-periences from adventures on a walk to traversing new realms of study · I am an avid mnt biker and road biker · I am an avid motorcyclist · I am an avid music fan, mostly indie/alternative rock but I also enjoy any kind of music · I am an avid musician whos always down to have a good time · I am an avid music lover, cinema-goer, art enthusiast and a little bit of a foodie...yes I love my food · I am an avid NPR listener, plus radio music is the worst · I am an avid outdoorsman who lives near good ol elkins · I am an avid outdoors person · I am an avid reader, and a life long learner · I am an avid reader, especially when it comes to history books · I am an avid reader, kickball player, and love to go out and be social with my friends · I am an avid reader, lots of books · I am an avid reader, so even when my body isn’t traveling, my mind is · I am an avid reader · I am an avid reader · I am an avid reader and am fascinated with the Japanese culture (manga/anime) · I am an avid reader and am quite active - gym membership etc · I am an avid reader and enjoy getting out and exploring whether it be locally or abroad · I am an avid reader and gamer, love soccer both play-ing and watching · I am an avid reader and have read almost every fantasy book under the sun · I am an avid reader and oc-casional writer · I am an avid reality tV watcher · I am an avid runner, I love working out · I am an avid runner and a huge soccer fan · I am an avid runner and enjoy pushing my limits while trying new things · I am an avid runner for health pur-poses not from the cops I love watching cooking shows and reading various cookbooks · I am an avid Sailor, SCUBA diver and Horseman · I am an avid scuba diver · I am an Avid skate-boarder of about 7 years now and its definitely the biggest part of my life · I am an avid sports fan (probably too much so...go Patriots and Bruins) · I am an avid sports fan, in particular, baseball (Yankees) and football (Big Blue) · I am an avid sports

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fan · I am an avid sports fan and love to hang out with my fam-ily and friends · I am an avid thespian; I’ve been in plays on and off since high school, as well as writing a few short ones for classes at MCtC · I am an avid traveler and have been to all but one of the continents · I am an avid traveler with a love of the ocean · I am an avid video gamer, mostly rpgs · I am an avid world traveler, a die-hard Cincinnati sports fan and an enthusiastic joke/story teller good for a timely film quote · I am an avocado major with an architecture problem · I am an awesome attractive guy that likes to party, make money and blow trees · I am an awesome cook and I have 3 small tattoos · I am an awesome friend, and I’m usually down for whatever · I am an awesome laid back person · I am an awesome outgoing fun person · I am an awesome person to be around (thats what ive been told a few times) · I am an awesome person with a fo-cus on walking in love and keeping a positive “abundance” mentality · I am an AWeSoMe sister, aunt, daughter and friend · I am an awful liar · I am an confident, positive minded and sometimes dark houmored and sarcastic guy from the beautiful city of Zurich, Switzerland · I am and have 3 boys but they are grown · I am and honest person and expect the same from others · I am andie · I am and will always be the optimist, the hoper of far flung hopes, the dreamer of improbable dreams · I am and will live life to the fullest · I am an eager and ambitious guy who loves adventure and being spontaneous · I am an eagle Scout, Straight A student Did a semester intern-ship with the ACLU · I am an eagle Scout and vigil honor member of the order of the arrow · I am an early bird, not real-ly a night owl but I’m sure I can be tempted to ditch some of the sleep for the right reason · I am an early bird · I am an early graduate (oh Yeah) · I am an earthy angel, genuine, and really caring · I am an east Coast native and New York enthusiast · I am an east coast transplant and brooding entrepreneur · I am an east coast transplant pursuing a Doctorate of Audiology at ASU · I am an easy-going, curious and positive person and would love to meet some new people · I am an easy-going, driven gal who likes a good laugh · I am an easy-going, happy person who enjoys life · I am an easy-going, open-minded,

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fun-loving, funny, kind, and intelligent guy who never quite got past the 8 year-old boy’s dream of flying · I am an easy-go-ing and laid-back person with a kind heart · I am an easy-go-ing and mildly adventurous · I am an easy-going boy with deep blue eyes who enjoys talking, laughing and going out with friends · I am an easy-going California native with ambition and a fun sense of humor · I am an easy-going dude who likes the outdoors · I am an easy-going girl with a lot of different interests (outdoors, art, science, nature, current events...a lit-tle bit of everything) · I am an easy-going girl with warm-heart · I am an easy-going guy from Australia who is hard working and just likes to have fun · I am an easy-going guy that loves to laugh · I am an easy-going guy who loves fun ac-tivities, eating great food, and hanging out with friends and family · I am an easy-going person · I am an easy-going per-son · I am an easy-going person who currently lives and teach-es english in Seoul, South Korea · I am an easy-going straight forward type of person · I am an easy-going yet determined guy · I am an easy going, but fun guy to be around, I love to shoot, hunt and fish, hang out with friends and have a cold one when I’m not working · I am an easygoing, caring lass who would do anything for anyone · I am an easy going, down to earth, fun loving, witty and sarcastic kind of girl · I am an easy going, family oriented guy who enjoys going out for a good time · I am an easygoing, free spirited down to earth kinda person, but Dont push my buttons · I am an easy going, friend-ly, talkative, coffee sipping, NPR listener · I am an easy going, fun-loving spontaneous guy · I am an easy going , fun and in-troverted person · i am an easygoing, fun loving girl who loves taking road trips on the weekends and exploring new places · I am an easy going, fun loving guy who likes to take life head on · i am an easy going, fun loving man · I am an easy going, fun woman who loves seeing new places and trying new things · I am an easy going, go with the flow kind of person · I am an easy going, hard working single mother of one · I am an easygoing, honest, smart and independent guy who has been living in Vancouver for the most part since 2004 · I am an easy going, kind hearted guy that is pretty much open to anything

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at this point · I am an easy going, laid back, honest gal with a winning personality that is also down to earth · I am an easy going, laid back guy · I am an easy going, laid back kind of gal · I am an easy going, non judgmental kind of person · I am an easy going,open-minded,and kind of audacious girl · I am an easy going, optimistic kind of guy · I am an easygoing, out-doors person · I am an easy going, playful, dreamer, optimis-tic, friendly, sweet and simple · I am an easy going, sarcastic ass · I am an easy going, smartasstic (yes I said smartasstic), positive guy · I am an easy going, well brought up girl · I am an easy going - no bullshit no drama - go with the flow and have a good time kinda guy · I am an easy going · i am an easy going...sounds so typical but i am really easy to like and i think most people who know me would say i am chill or calm · I am an easy going and open minded man · I am an easy going artist and teacher · I am an easy going but very competitive person with an outgoing and slightly goofy personality · I am an easy going calm peace love rainbows and butterflies kind of person · I am an easy going chap that enjoys the simple things in life · I am an easy going dad who enjoys the outdoors but rainy days are great also · I am an easy going fella who enjoys many things in life · I am an easy going female · I am an easy going friendly girl who is up for anything · I am an easy going fun loving per-son · I am an easy going fun loving person who loves nature and everything that comes with it · I am an easy going gal from California · I am an easy going gal who likes to have fun and enjoy life · I am an easy going gal with a big heart · I am an easy going girl, I love to make people laugh and I am about as blunt as a person can get · I am an easy going girl , like to have fun, and hate phonies · I am an easy going girl · I am an easy going girl · I am an easy going girl · I am an easy going girl that likes to laugh, listen to music, watch movies, cuddle and spend time with friends and family · I am an easy going girl that loves to laugh and have fun · I am an easy going girl who just loves to laugh and have fun · I am an easy going girl who loves the spontinaety of life and going with the flow · I am an easy going guy, easy to get along with · I am an easy going guy, I’am an outdoor person and I look forward to getting out of the city as

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much as possible this summer · I am an easy going guy, I enjoy anything from Mario to eSPN · I am an easy going guy, I like to travel a lot go snowboarding, I like very active sports, I’m always down to meet new people · I am an easy going guy, kin-da nerdy · I am an easy going guy, simple and easy to get along with · I am an easy going guy,very down to earth · I am an easy going guy · I am an easy going guy · I am an easy going guy · I am an easy going guy · I am an easy going guy · I am an easy going guy and it’s not hard to please me or make me happy- I love simple pleasures · I am an easy going guy but I act like a complete idiot most of the time (And by that I mean all the time) · I am an easy going guy but very energetic and active · I am an easy going guy from a small Midwestern town · I am an easy going guy that just likes to have fun · I am an easy going guy who cooks for a living, I find time to relax by the fire or have a beer with some friends · I am an easy going guy who enjoys a good time · I am an easy going guy who enjoys spend-ing time with family and friends · I am an easy going guy who is pursuing a career in sports media · I am an easy going guy who likes to have fun when every I can · I am an easy going guy who likes to make people laugh · I am an easy going guy who loves good music and the occasional good time · I am an easy going guy who tries to keep his body and mind fit · I am an easy going guy with a dry sense of humor and a lot going on in the “goals” department · I am an easy going individual who looks forward to what each has in store · I am an easy going kinda guy but I have a rather intense personality and sense of humor · I am an easy going kinda of guy · I am an easy going kinda person who loves to laugh and have a good time · I am an easy going kind of gal · I am an easy going kind of girl, boots, jeans and tank tops are my typical wardrobe · I am an easy going kind of guy and I kinda just go with the flow of things, not much for having set goals · I am an easy going lad · I am an easy going lady who likes to have fun · I am an easy going laid back kinda girl who lives each day as it comes · I am an easy going laid back kinda person who loves anything that has to do with being outside · I am an easy going man, easy to join up · I am an easy going new englander who moved

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to New York 3 and a half years ago · I am an easy going person, I dont like to involve myself with drama · I am an easy going person, i like to go out with friends to a bar or watch a movie · I am an easy going person , likes to have fun doing different things, cooking I always enjoy doing · I am an easy going per-son, love to be with friends and am not hard to get along with · I am an easy going person, who likes to go out, but can be as lazy as they come · I am an easy going person · I am an easy going person · I am an easy going person · I am an easy going person · I am an easy going person · I am an easy going person · I am an easy going person · I am an easy going per-son.i dont have my oldest girl right now · I am an easy going person and don’t let little things bother me · I am an easy go-ing person and I love to talk and laugh · I am an easy going person and I stay clear of any drama · I am an easy going per-son and not much ruffles my feathers · I am an easy going per-son and open minded · I am an easy going person and try to stay clear of any drama.My dreams are to flourish in my career and eventually own my own business one day · I am an easy going person down to earth, honest, caring, and hardwork · I am an easy going person for the most part · I am an easy going person i can get along with almost anyone i love to have fun and i like to joke around, but can be serious · I am an easy go-ing person that likes to have a laugh although sometimes my serious side comes out · I am an easy going person that likes to have fun · I am an easy going person that likes to stay active · I am an easy going person that like to wear jeans but also like to dress up · I am an easy going person that loves to laugh and have fun · I am an easy going person very down to earth with a great love for the outdoors and some sunshine · I am an easy going person who away willing to try new things at less once · I am an easy going person who enjoys a good laugh, good drink and great conversation · I am an easy going person who enjoys a night in as much as a night out · I am an easy going person who enjoys living every moment to the fullest · I am an easy going person who enjoys spending time with family and friends · I am an easy going person who enjoys theatre, sports and hanging with my friends and family · I am an easy going

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person who has her head screwed on straight but still likes to have fun · I am an easy going person who is drama free · I am an easy going person who likes adventure and to have a good time · I am an easy going person who likes a night out on the town or a relaxing night in · I am an easy going person who likes the outdoors and having a good time · I am an easy going person who likes to have fun :D · I am an easy going person who likes to spend time outdoors and with friends and fami-ly · I am an easy going person who loves going out, reading and traveling · I am an easy going person who loves life, travel-ing, blogs, and laughing until I cry (or snort) · I am an easy go-ing person who loves to joke around · I am an easy going per-son with a clear focus · I am an easy going relaxed individual most of the time · I am an easy going type of person · I am an easy going university student studying hospitality manage-ment and work in a hotel in Sydney · I am an easy going wom-en that is honestly open to trying new things · I am an easy guy to get along with · I am an easy outgoing and love to meet new people · I am an easy person to get along with · I am an easy person to get along with · I am an easy person to get along with and i do Not put up with drama · I am an easy person to get along with and very kind I am Fun, Sweet, and thoughtful · I am an easy to get along with guy I may be a bit quirky but fun in the same sense · I am an easy to get along with guy who avoids drama like the plague · I am an eater, reader, worker, and runner · I am an eccentric friendly people person · I am an eclectic, intelligent person who loves sports, books, movies and just hanging out · I am an eclectic/intense person · I am an eclectic guy who switched from working in the engineering field to advertising · I am an eclectic person, I like a lot of things and I’m not really easily swayed from what I believe in · I am an eclectic personality with many interests · I am an eclectic soul, well-read, an amateur musician, a student of self-improvement and self healing · I am an editorial/market-ing goddess by day, and a dreamer by definition · I am an edu-cated, outgoing individual · I am an educated girl who loves traveling, trying new restaurants, coffee, rain, dogs, and gyms · i am an educated person · I am an educator, writer, and

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social entrepreneur · I am an efficient typist, texter and leaver of voicemails · I am an egyptian-Irish Northerner who has wound up (against my better instincts) being a commercial litigator in the City · I am an electrical engineer that graduated from Cardiff university · I am an electrical engineer with a de-gree in avionics engineering from eRAU · I am an electrician, I work hard all week so I like to play hard over the weekend · I am an electrician in mackay · I am an electronic engineer鈥__ · I am an electronic technician and I am trying to upgrade my self to a software developer · I am an elementary and Special edu-cation teacher · I am an elementary education major · I am an elementary music teacher · I am an elementary school teacher and I love it · I am an elementary school teacher and I love it · I am an elementary teacher · I am an elementary teacher and I love it · I am an emotional being who loves to love and help people · I am an empath · I am an empty essay · I am an empty essay · I am an empty essay · I am an emt currently along with law enforcement and national guard · I am an eMt now · I am an energetic, down to earth girl who has a sarcastic sense of humor and loves to have fun · I am an energetic, helpful, and loving person · I am an energetic, passionate person with a love for life · I am an energetic and outgoing guy who loves to have fun and be outdoors · I am an energetic explorer who will try almost anything · I am an energetic Honest outgoing fe-male · I am an eNFJ, which is pretty damn accurate · I am an eNFJ · I am an eNFJ on the Myers Briggs spectrum · I am an eNFP, through and through · I am an eNFP · I am an eNFP · I am an eNFP for those guys into Myers-Briggs btw · I am an engineer, but don’t go thinking that i’m illiterate...i read (a lot), and massive amounts of bad grammar will make me cringe · I am an engineer, though people always seem surprised when I tell them · I am an engineer, writer, singer, and slight beer snob · I am an engineer · I am an engineer and I am very smart · I am an engineer at heart and it goes into everything I do, always trying to make things better, easier, simpler · I am an engineer by day and tutor/writer by night · I am an engi-neer for a big biotechnology company but (not so) secretly want to own a restaurant · I am an engineer in the medical

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field · I am an engineer who studied and enjoyed physics · I am an engineer without the typical engineering personality · I am an english and Chinese major going into my third year at NYU, and literature and poetry are my life · I am an english ed major, and I love to read · I am an english major at Bowling Green State University who loves to read, write, listen to music and spend time with friends · I am an english major at KU · I am an english professor, but i also do music · I am an english teacher, which means I’m a bit of a nerd · I am an english teacher · I am an enigma, a whisp of an idea that melted in the sunlight · I am an enigma, inside a puzzle, wrapped in ba-con · I am an enigma · I am an enigma in a small town · I am an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in an In-N-out burger wrapper · I am an enormous history nerd; one of my favorite things to do is a road trip to some far flung historical site · I am an enthusiastic person, but I also have a innate dark side that surfaces from time to time, preferably with a cup of whiskey and some cigarettes · I am an enthusiastic shy nerdy girl who is in love with life · I am an eNtJ in the Myers-Briggs person-ality test · I am an eNtP · I am an eNtP/eNFP equally · I am an entrepernuer at heart · I am an entrepreneur, I believe suc-cess follows creativity, persistence and passion · I am an entre-preneur and I travel a ton in an effort to scale my company · I am an entrepreneur at heart, I enjoy working with people...not for people · I am an entrepreneur who knows how to take life seriously, but also how to have an adventurously good time · I am an entrepreneur who loves to build things · I am an entre-preneur who plays a whole lot of pickup basketball · I am an entrepreneur with a global business for anyone who is inter-ested in building a better future hmu · I am an environmental educator, cyclist, giver, a passionate teacher, diligent worker and gardener · I am an environmental enthusiast, but I also love city living · I am an environmentalist- doing a lot of re-source management work, with a HUGe interest in invasive species · I am an equal opportunity animal lover, and I’d rather have pets than kids (I love kids but being a full time mom is not on my bucket list) · I am a nerd, and I love being a nerd · I am a nerd, geek, dork, tomboy, and a lady rolled into one · I am a

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nerd, I’m a sappy romantic · I am a nerd, I read everything I’m previewed too · I am a nerd, smart, relaxed and I often pre-sume quite funny, the reality may be different to my personal delusion, feel free to let me know · I am a nerd · I am a nerd · I am a nerd · I am a nerd · I am a nerd · I am a nerd · I am a nerd/fan girl who loves things most nerds do: reading, sci-fi, board games, video games, movies, card games, writing, politics, sci-ence · I am a nerd and I’m proud of it · I am a nerd and I am very nerdy about human sexuality · I am a nerd and I don’t re-ally hide it · I am a nerd and I live in DC · I am a nerd and like to think I’m smart lol · I am a nerd and love to learn · I am a nerd at heart, and I wear that label proudly · I am a nerd at heart · I am a nerd at heart and get along well with open-mind-ed individuals with a hint of nerdiness · I am a nerd at heart but I know how to have fun without a second thought · I am a nerdfighter (look it up) · I am a nerd for science and justice · I am a nerd in most senses of the word and always up for any new ideas or challenges people have · I am a nerd of sorts and nerd-out often · I am a nerd that loves the outdoors · I am a nerd to the core( film, books, animals) but I enjoy fun and hap-py times · I am a nerd when it comes to certain things · I am a nerd who is into gaming, comics, and other stuff · I am a nerd who loves movies, science and technology · I am a nerd who manages to hide it fairly well · I am a nerdy dork and I’m proud of it · I am a nerdy guy, I like trivia and karaoke, I’m an ok sing-er but can’t dance · I am a nerdy guy i like to stay in play video games and watch anime · I am a nerdy guy who is into playing videogames and hanging out with friends and chill on my spare time · I am a nerdy guy who really enjoys trying new things · I am a nerdy hard-working single mother · I am a nerdy shy software developer who likes to learn and likes to hang out · I am a nerdy student by day and an RN at night, but I love being busy and pursuing a career that I actually enjoy · I am an eR nurse · I am an eSFP · I am an esthetician and a Makeup Artist and I currently work at a Makeup school as an instructor · I am an eternal optimist who likes to see the best in people · I am a Netflix junkie, but I know how to go out and have a good time as well · I am an even mixture of social but-

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terfly and homebody · I am an even tempered easy-going type of guy · I am a newbie so give me a little time · I am a New en-glander and proud of it · I am a New england transplant living in Brooklyn · I am a new graduate student at UVM for a biolo-gy program · I am a New Jersey native who moved back to the area after spending some time in Philadelphia and ohio · I am a newly-minted M.A./writer/ stylist/ crafty-type person who lives in Albany, NY · I am a newly converted comics geek, too · I am a newly divorced occupational health nurse · I am a newly single mom · I am a new mom to a wonderful & beautiful 8-month old baby boy · I am a news guy · I am a news junkie · I am a news nut, and my other interests include reading (I al-ways have a book close at hand), Internet, and tV · I am a New York girl, currently living it up in LA · I am a New York musi-cian and composer · I am a New York native, moved to Rocka-way Beach over a year ago to get away from the crowds and stare at the ocean and stars · I am a New York transplant living the Jersey City life - i.e · I am an ex-Navy brat who was fortu-nately spared the perpetual dislocation for the most part · I am an ex-swimmer and enjoy the pool and the beach as often as my schedule allows · I am an excellent candle maker · I am an excellent cook but cannot bake · I am an excelsior Service Fel-low assigned to the New York State Homes Community Re-newal · I am an ex chef and an animal lover · I am an excitable person, never bored and rarely boring · I am an exercise fanat-ic,and I like water sports, sailing and touring the globe · I am an exotic mix of thai/irish · I am an expat from the U.S · I am an experience junkie--if it’s new to me, its attractive · I am an experimental film maker, photographer, and writer · I am an experimental musician and record/movie enthusiast · I am an expert at killing time (in all the right ways) · I am an expert at meditating and have never been beat at the basketball game at Dave and Buster’s · I am an expert at Reddit · I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru · I am an ex-plorer, soul searcher and curious learner who appreciates good company but treasures time to myself · I am an explorer and entrepreneurial at heart, yet appreciate education and the value of it · I am an explorer by heart...traveled five out of the

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seven continents with Antarctica and Africa next on the list · I am an explorer by nature and enjoy winging the weekend, un-less taking a long-term vacation · I am an exterior residential designer · I am an extreme extrovert · I am an extremely active outdoorsy girl · I am an extremely curious individual with a relatively sick sense of humor · I am an extremely easy-going guy, family oriented, goofy/sarcastic sense of humor · I am an extremely easy-going guy, unless its time to be serious · I am an extremely easy person to get along with · I am an extremely enthusiastic person and overly energetic at times · I am an ex-tremely family orientated person · I am an extremely fun-lov-ing person · I am an extremely good guy, a “gentleman” one might say · I am an extremely happy/positive person and I’m always smiling · I am an extremely honest person and don’t tolerate lying · I am an extremely independent woman · I am an extremely loyal person · I am an extremely lucky aunt · I am an extremely nice guy and am a total nerd at heart · I am an extremely open minded person, I very rarely find things to strange · I am an eXtReMeLY outgoing person · I am an ex-tremely passionate and loving person--whether in relation-ships, friendships, things I like, whatever · I am an extremely passionate person and have always given my all, whether that’s to romantic partners, family members, or friends · I am an eXtReMeLY proud parent of 2 beautiful children, they are my world and everything revolves around them · I am an extreme-ly social person but I feel like I get stuck in the same social circle way too often · I am an extremely spontaneous, outgo-ing and self-assured person · I am an extrovert (eNFJ for fans of Myers-Briggs) who loves to talk and listen in equal mea-sure · I am an extrovert, kind and family oriented person · I am an extrovert, who is organized , and am a loving loyal mom and friend · I am an extrovert · I am an extrovert and a straight-forward person · I am an extroverted, beer snobbish, tattooed, motorcycling, zombie enthusiast · I am an extrovert-ed, word-based, questioning and open-minded person · I am an extroverted introvert · I am an extroverted introvert · I am an extrovert through and through · I am an ftm that does a lot and basically nothing at the same time · I am angelic :P, Artis-

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tic, and Fun · I am Angelina, most people call me Lina, Li-na-chan, or in the case of one of my closest friends, nee-chan · I am an honest, caring, empathetic person - wear my heart on my sleeve kinda guy · I am an honest, caring person · I am an honest, down to earth and open minded guy · I am an honest, driven and passionate person and I often enjoy going with the flow yet also enjoy a bit of structure · I am an honest, fun lov-ing, spontaneous, patient, positive person who loves to laugh and make others laugh · I am an honest, funny, genuine girl · I am an honest, hard working man that considers myself a hopeless romantic · I am an honest, loyal and laid back per-son · I am an honest, old fashioned, high functioning socio-path · I am an honest, open guy who is unabashedly commit-ted to getting to know people on a deep and personal level · I am an honest, optimistic, determined individual · I am an honest, real person who is genuinely caring and interested in others’ insight · I am an honest, respectful and responsible person with big goals and plans for life · I am an honest-to-God Christian, and I wouldn’t have it any other way · I am an honest and bold individual but carry a big heart and very gen-uine, just takes some time before I let anyone in · I am an hon-est and caring person and don’t feel like getting hurt · I am an honest and loyal person with a great personality and generally a good guy with a whitty sense of humor · I am an honest and reserved person who has my eye set on a goal · I am an honest caring person · I am an honest guy who is passionate towards life · I am an honest hard-working guy who’s trying to figure out what his next step in life will be · I am an honest hard working single father that holds nothing higher than my son · I am an honest man and I do not lie · I am an honest per-son, honest with myself and honest to the world · I am an hon-est person, I don’t lie and don’t like being lied to · I am an hon-est person and expect the same from the people I keep in my life · I am an honest person I rarely if ever lie and I’m straight-forward wether it gets me in trouble or not · I am an honest person keeping it real · I am an honest person who tries to live purposefully--mostly learn new things, saying what I mean and gaining new experiences · I am an honest true good per-

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son · I am an hourglass and with a stick figure seeming to be popular, I would assume hourglass = curvy · I am an Humble King and a Gentleman · I am a nice, clean, confident guy · I am a nice, easy going, funny girl · I am a nice, intelligent, and am-bitious person · I am a nice, sweet, caring and loyal person · I am a nice and adventurous girl · I am a nice and friendly per-son · I am a nice balance of snarky and plain goofy · I am a nice bloke, good humour, light harted and easy to get on with · I am a nice calm women · I am a nice down to earth guy i love to have a nice time .on my free time i like to go to the beach or sometimes stay home and read a book · I am a nice gal in the body of a punk, a metalhead with a taste for destruction, with a very mellow nerd side · I am a nice gire how like to swiming, reading and I love liste music, also i like to spend the time with my familly and my friends · I am a nice girl, a good friend, very responsible, positive, impacient, honest, fair and dreamer · I am a nice girl, most of the time · I am a nice girl that likes cup-cakes · I am a nice girl who loves to have fun · I am a nice girl with a great sense of humor · I am a nice guy · I am a nice guy (though not a pushover) · I am a nice guy, I like to have fun and meet people · I am a nice guy · I am a nice guy · I am a nice guy · I am a nice guy and I usually finish last but life’s too short to rush right · I am a nice guy having open mind, good taste and lot of different kind of experience · I am a nice guy to a fault somedays · I am a nice guy with bad boy tendencies lol · I am a nice honest person that likes to laugh and get along with people · I am a nice person, I do things for other people · I am a nice person, mostly · I am a nice person · I am a nice person to be with · I am a nice person to get along with · I am a nice person to get to know and very family oriented · I am a nice person who is always trying to grow and improve himself · I am an idealist, a dreamer, and dorky · I am an idealist, always an optimist, a dreamer, an individual with class, and respect-ful of people from all walks of life · I am an idealist, but almost nothing is ideal · I am an Idealist, pacifist, and optimistic per-son · I am an idealist and an optimist · I am an idealist and an optimist · I am an idependent woman who loves the simple things · I am a night owl and I’m almost always up late drink-

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ing coffee and studying · I am a night owl by nature, though having a regular job skews that a little · I am a night owl I spend my nights doing school work or sometimes play games actual games none of this CoD bullshit · I am a night owl through and through · I am a night owl with a day job · I am a nihilist with an open mind · I am an illustrator and writer of comics · I am an imaginative writer and reader type, trying to meet new friends · I am animated, imaginative, and melliflu-ous · I am animated when talking about my passions, but oth-erwise fairly laid-back · I am an impassioned intellectual who is very interested in economics, politics, and philosophy · I am an impeccable human being with interests both varied and fascinating · I am an inadequate cook · I am an incredibly am-bitious person and need someone who is driven, but can also chill me out when I get stressed · I am an incredibly funny guy (at least in my own mind) · I am an incurable chilli addict but mayonnaise is probably by favourite condiment · I am an in-curable romantice and I’m an architecture student at Syracuse University · I am an indecisive person but i’m working on that · I am an independent, ambitious, goal-oriented person who is also laid back and likes to have fun · I am an indepen-dent, honest, and outgoing girl · I am an independent, outgo-ing, affectionate and intelligent woman who loves her family and friends · I am an independent, passionate and profession-al guy who enjoys new challenges and experiences whether it is work-related or not · I am an independent, self-sufficient, and caring person · I am an independent, self-sufficient, quirky, unique, adventurous, crafty, artistic, fun loving girl · I am an independent, single mom of one · I am an indepen-dent-minded sort of woman · I am an independent and outgo-ing single musician that lives alone and drives a pickup truck · I am an independent female who likes to have a good time · I am an independent fun loving taurus · I am an inde-pendent grounded down to earth person · I am an indepen-dent individual as i live on my own, so cooking and doing household chores are some of the things that keep me occu-pied · I am an independent musician · I am an independent person, and I am capable of taking care of myself · I am an in-

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dependent single female who lives alone and takes care of my own business · I am an independent single mom of 2 kids · I am an independent spirit and social butterfly and would like someone who is similar · I am an independent woman, I like to do my own thing · I am an independent woman · I am an inde-pendent woman · I am an independent woman · I am an inde-pendent woman and admire the same qualities in a man · i am an independent woman who is newly single and tired of playin games · I am an independent women waiting to meet her soul mate · I am an Indiana Academy graduate, so after only a year and a half I’m pretty close to graduating · I am an indigo child dancing on good vibes and always tryin to get people high · I am an individualistic person, who is very into animals and na-ture · I am an individual who enjoys interacting with others as much as possible · I am an individual who is comfortable in my own skin and quite proud of my autonomy · I am an indoor girl who a few years ago discovered how awesome the out-doors could be · I am an infantryman in the US Army · I am an INFJ, heavy on the ti · I am an INFJ · I am an INFJ · I am an INFJ · I am an INFJ 4w5 I think quite a bit of the match ques-tions are dumb · I am an INFJ and an INtJ · I am an INFJ on the Myers-Briggs personality types · I am an information/knowledge professional and I think learning is a life long pur-suit · I am an information junkie · i am an infp, for those so inclined · I am an INFP · I am an INFP · I am an infp · I am an INFP and an introvert · I am an INFP personality type, Highly Sensitive Person, and an empath · I am an INFP through and through with definite extrovert tendencies · I am an inquisi-tive, quiet person who likes intelligent conversation and en-joys learning new things · I am an insomniac and spend far too much time online, mostly watching films and interacting with friends from other countries · I am an instagram slut - @objurium · I am an instrument rated private pilot · I am an in-tellectual, not in that I am intelligent, but that I prefer to use what intelligence I have over what I am “suppose” to do · I am an intellectual · I am an intellectual party animal · I am an in-tellectual person and would prefer that my potential friends+ be more intellectually inclined as well · I am an intellectual

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type and a socialite, preferably a mix of the two · I am an intel-ligent, driven, and outgoing guy originally from the mid-west · I am an intelligent, sarcastic, laid back, down to earth, humble and optimistic female with a good head on her shoul-ders · I am an intelligent, sarcastic, outdoors man · I am an intelligent guy · I am an intelligent person, I think, and I enjoy having “serious” conversations with people · I am an intelli-gent person and I take pride in that aspect · I am an intense, passionate, curious, and enthusiastic person · I am an intense person · I am an intense person · I am an intense person and love people who are intense about what they do / love · I am an interior designer in Addison, tx · I am an international stu-dent · I am an INtJ, so I’m quite introverted, stubbornly inde-pendent, and a little diabolical · I am an INtJ or INFJ depend-ing on the day · I am an INtJ personality type · I am an INtP · I am an INtP (sometimes J) · I am an INtP, for those who are interested · I am an INtP · I am an introspective adventurer and an introverted extrovert · I am an introvert, and patient, which I use both to my advantage and my handicap · I am an introvert, but I’m reasonable at pretending I’m good with peo-ple · I am an introvert, I like being around people · I am an in-trovert, I love animals, and I hate drama · I am an introvert, so I like time to myself, but I also really love learning new things and exploring new places · I am an introvert, so I would rather spend a quiet night talking at home or in a nice restaurant than going out to a club or bar · I am an introvert · I am an in-trovert · I am an introvert · i am an introvert · I am an intro-vert · I am an introvert · I am an introvert · I am an introvert and like to spend time thinking or reading · I am an introvert but still love exploring, traveling, and learning · I am an intro-vert by nature so I generally like to be in smaller groups of peo-ple that I know well · I am an introvert disguised as an extro-vert · I am an introverted extrovert · I am an introverted type of guy, but I open up once I’ve gotten to know someone · I am an introvert kind of person · I am an introvert masquerading as an extrovert · I am an introvert with an adventurous spirit lol · I am an INtx (INtJ/INtP) · I am an irish/german mix American · I am an Irish boy at heart, so I adore being out-

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doors: backpacking, kayaking, snowboarding, biking, long walks in the city, or lounging in the park · I am an Irish citi-zen · I am an ISFJ · I am an ISFJ, I can be a bit reserved initially but I’m actually quite laid back and go with the flow · I am an IStP personality type · I am an italian guy who lives in Barce-lona since 2009 · I am an italian single man · I am an itinerant, anchorless soul and have lived more in these 25 years than I care to admit · I am an It in the military · I am an It major, and im going after my PHD · I am an It professional living and working in the DC metropolitian area · I am an It profes-sional working for a graduate university in NYC · I am an Ivy League graduate who understands how privileged he is · I am an laid back person, love life, very open and caring, I am very motivated,love the outdoors and enjoy art · I am an LA native & wouldn’t have it any other way · I am an LA native and have lived on the westside for over a decade and love everything the city has to offer · I am an LA transplant from New York · I am an loyal, sweet, driven, very ambitious (the sky is the limit), loving, caring, and god-fearing woman who loves to have fun · I am an MIt math student · I am an motivated and out-going Puertorican · I am an MSU fan, Go Green · I am annoyed by grammatical errors but too polite to correct people most of the time · I am an objective thinker and am interested in alter-native medicine, monitary policy and business among other things · I am an observant Jew, which, is not a very popular lifestyle in SF · I am an observer and an analyzer · I am an ocean lover at heart from being a scuba diver for many years · I am an oddball though, and I don’t take myself or life too seri-ously · i am an odd girl i know, but hey its part of my charm · I am an odd individual overall and not a typical guy in the sense that I am emotional and a bit sensitive at times · I am an odd mix really: Swedish, Irish, Italian, Cherokee, German, and mostly Puerto Rican, but I speak No spanish · I am an offbeat human, with some eclectic interests (in music, in books, in re-search) · I am an offshore cook and I’m always going to new places and I line to meet people · I am an okay cook · I am an old-fashioned girl who loves to cook, play piano, read and hang out with friends and family · I am an old-fashioned

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guy · I am an older brother, uncle and godfather · I am an old fashioned girl that loves to hang out with her friends and fam-ily · I am an old fashion person who believes romance and love can make a good relationship · I am an old lady · I am an old school gentleman · I am an old school gentleman, who’s loyal and honest, with a great sense of humor · I am an old school romantic, a real woman with certain morals/principles that I follow · I am an old school romantic · I am an old soul, as cliche as that sounds, and prefer it when a women has actually lived a life before she has meet me · I am an old soul, but I like to have fun and be silly, at times · I am an old soul, very mature and responsible, but also a child at heart · I am an old soul · I am an old soul · I am an old soul · I am an old soul in a way, love the classics · I am an old Soul with a Peter Pan Complex · I am a nomad · I am a nomad by upbringing, and a homebody at heart · I am anomalous, ambitious, and hungry · I am a Non-denominational Christian & in 12 Step Recovery (AA & AL-ANoN) · I am a non-judging person and i respect people for who they are · I am a non-linear thinker and a very analyti-cal person · I am a nonconformist and a libertine · I am a non-destructive testing technician for a chemical plant · I am an only child, and I don’t think kids should have to grow up alone · I am an only child, but I’m a social butterfly · I am an only child, but no I’m not spoiled, just blessed ;-) I can be a huge smart ass at times and love to play jokes · I am an only child · I am an only child · I am an only child · I am an only child · I am an only child · I am an only child · I am an only child · I am an only child and yes I was spoiled · I am an only child but am extremely close with my family/extended fami-ly · I am a non smoker and a light drinker · I am an open, hon-est, loyal woman that has a strong mind · I am an open, honest person who wants to make genuine connections - whether they be friendships or something more · I am an open-book · I am an open-minded, goofy, laid back person that loves spend-ing time outside · I am an open-minded, multi-instrumental-ist musician · I am an open-minded, outgoing, exciting and spontaneous person · I am an open-minded and humorous person · I am an open-minded and realistically curious person

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who likes to answer questions with more questions · I am an open-minded open book, and I’m a work in progress · I am an open-minded person, a (secret) rebel, and good-natured · I am an open-minded person and I think I have a pretty positive and healthy lifestyle · I am an open-minded person who lived now in Asian after spending several time living in europe · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book, and have very little filter between my brain and my mouth · I am an open book, ask me anything · I am an open book, ask me any-thing · I am an open book, ask me anything · I am an open book, but I’m trying to work on that because apparently multi-ple “sources & experts” think that’s unladylike...yep · I am an open book, come take a peek · I am an open book, I don’t judge by looks, or race, just intelligence · I am an open book, I don’t really care what people think about me · I am an open book, so just ask · I am an open book, so please feel free to ask me any-thing · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book · I am an open book and believe in honesty · I am an open book and I were my heart on my sleeve · i am an open book and will never lie to make anyone happy · I am an open book ask me anything · I am an open book ask me anything · I am an open book ask me anything · I am an open book feel free to ask me anything · I am an open book for the most part · I am an open book I love to have a good time and do different things · I am an open book just ask · I am an open book so ask · I am an open book so feel free to asks anything · I am an open book so just ask · I am an open book to whomever is curious and I don’t hide things · I am an open guy that likes to be challenged with new experi-ences and to get in touch with interesting and friendly peo-

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ple · I am an open individual with a big heart, although a little rugged on the outsides because of past drama I have had in my life · I am an open minded and go with the flow kind of guy · I am an open minded and honest person · I am an open minded and laid back person and I’m enjoying not having too many responsibilities just yet · I am an open minded individual whos up to try new things · I am an open minded lefty who loves a good discussion · I am an open minded person who loves knowledge · I am an open minded student of the uni-verse · I am an opera singer and conductor · I am an opinion-ated country girl I have a good heart just dont always let people close to me to get to know the real me · I am an opinionated person and will speak my mind often, but I’m also open-mind-ed and appreciate views that differ from my own · I am an op-tician, and have been in the glasses industry for the past seven years · I am an optimist, and I’m generally always in a good mood · I am an optimist, so ever hopeful · I am an optimist · I am an optimist and a realist · I am an optimist and enjoy doing things that are healthy (physically and mentally) · I am an opti-mist and just like to enjoy every moment of my life to the full extent · I am an optimist and like to make the best of every sit-uation · I am an optimist at heart and a realist in life · I am an optimist at heart but I know its limits and try to keep my feet on the ground · I am an optimistic, happy, friendly person · I am an optimistic, masculine good guy with a lot of drive and passion · I am an optimistic, outgoing, ambitious, guy living and working in Charlotte, NC · I am an optimistic beer glass half full type of person · I am an optimistic girl · I am an opti-mistic lovely lady · I am an optimistic man of many interests, hobbies, and more likes than dislikes · I am an optimistic per-son and it’s usually a good day for me · I am an optimistic per-son with high goals in life · I am an optimistic swedish girl that cant stop smiling · I am an optomistic, energetic Sagittarian with a passion for all that’s good in life · I am an orange moon reflecting the light of the sun · I am a Nor Cal girl who likes the fast paced New York City lifestyle but whose first love will al-ways be San Francisco · I am an ordained minister thanks to a combination of late night drinking and access to the inter-

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net · I am an organized, responsible person · I am a normal, friendly guy · I am a normal, witty, confident, and self suffi-cient fella living in this busy metropolis known as Waukee · I am a normal every day guy who got out of the military, joined the guard, and went back to school · I am a normal girl, i like to hang out with my family and friends, i like to go to movies or just rent movies and kick it at home · I am a normal girl,like most common girl.Call me Una · I am a normal girl, probably a bit boring to most people · I am a normal girl and simple · I am a normal girl trying to live an above average life · I am a nor-mal guy just trying to find a match to me · I am a normal guy just trying to find someone to share my time with · I am a nor-mal guy with lots of interests · I am a normal person trying to meet normal people · I am a normal person who loves to be outside and/ or with people · I am an ornithologist by training, an INFoRMAtIoN technology analyzer by importance, and a musician by the fickle benefit of the universe · I am a North Carolina boy from a small beach town, who moved to the city the day I graduated college · I am a norther girl with southern charm ;) I like to have fun, but I am happy Just chilling · I am a Northern/east Coast girl (we’re a little rough around the edg-es, in a great way) · I am a northern boy in the south for a short period of time finishing an internship for my degree · I am a Northern California girl through and through and actually grew up much further north than the Bay Area · I am a North-ern girl living in the South, and pop home every now and then · I am an orthodontic assistant currently continuing my dental education through LSU · I am an out-going, open-mind-ed person who enjoys ot be around other people · I am an out-door person so hiking, camping etc · I am an outdoors girl · I am an outdoors kinda girl · I am an outdoors kinda girl who has lots of energy · I am an outdoors kind of guy, love to hunt, fish, camp, snuggle by a fire, et · I am an outdoors person, not so much a hunter (i can if i needed too) but more of an explor-er of places, kinda like survivor man lol · I am an outdoors type, hunting, fishing · I am an outdoors type of girl · I am an outdoors type of person, never was inside playing games when I could have been running around outside · I am an outdoorsy,

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creative person and music enthusiast · I am an outdoorsy, guy-next-door-with-extra-spice kinda guy · I am an outdoorsy kind of girl · I am an outdoorsy person and also a bit of a nerd · I am an outdoor type of person I love sports, fishing, swimming riding my bike up and down the coast · I am an out going, active person who loves to travel and get into crazy sit-uations…..and this sounds so cheesy · I am an outgoing, bub-bly and positive person who truly enjoys and appreciates life · I am an outgoing, down to earth, easy going, kind, intelligent, and funny single man · I am an outgoing, energetic guy with a bit of an edge, who lives in midtown · I am an outgoing, fun loving, friendly, caring, hardworking · I am an outgoing, fun loving and positive spirit who enjoys living life to the fullest and being happy while doing so · I am an outgoing, fun loving business analyst · I am an outgoing, funny, caring, loyal, smart and passionate girl · I am an out going ,funny,sweet n kind person who enjoys being outdoors with frendz · I am an out-going, happy girl who likes to have fun and enjoy every mo-ment in the life · I am an outgoing, introvert · I am an outgo-ing, might be a little crazy, premed nerd who works all the time to put myself through school · I am an outgoing, nice guy who likes to know new people and has a passion for gaming, computers and technology in general · I am an outgoing, out-door loving girl · I am an outgoing, productive, dorky, and positive person - always down to try new things · I am an out-going, sarcastic and social person who spends his free time hanging out with friends and traveling · I am an outgoing, so-ciable person who loves spending time with family and friends · I am an outgoing, social girl who is fed up with being treated like shit · I am an outgoing, social person · I am an out going and adventurous person · I am an out going and fun lov-ing person · I am an out going an honest person · I am an out going funny and active person · I am an out going guy, fun and humorous · I am an out going guy who loves to joke around · I am an out going individual that loves to visit new places, try new food, meet new people; I love living life to the fullest · I am an out going person, I love the outdoors, I’m kind of of tom boy · I am an out going person, I love to meet new people so

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don’t be shy, I love to party with friends and to have a great time with the people I’m with · I am an out going person that likes to spend time at home as well as going out and having fun · I am an out going person who is always up for some fun with the right people · I am an out of the box kinda girl · I am an outrageously fun and goofy person and I like to surround myself with the same type of people · I am an outsider and it’s hard for me to find someone who I can stand more than a few days · I am an outspoken, easy going woman with a big sense of humor · I am an outspoken person and fun to be with · I am a Nova Scotian living in Montreal for the past 12 years · I am an overall great soul · I am an overall pretty easy going nice guy · I am an overwhelmingly positive person · I am an passionate, intelligent, and fun · I am an RN · I am an RN at a small rural hospital, I love my job though it can be quite stressful · I am an RotC cadet and will be joining the Army after college · I am an semi-pro photographer · I am an SF and Marin native who spent a total of 12 years away in Minnesota, DC and Boston · I am an software engineer, real chill, like trail running, motor-sports, hockey (tampa Bay Lightning!), and I love to try out new things at least once · I am anti-planning and pro sponta-neity · I am anti-thesis, beyond the Rubicon, and anti-anti · I am anti-war and pro-love · i am antonio · I am a number one fan of cats; I also like to work out and eat healthy · I am an un-abashed geek, a bit of a jock, with hick roots, and a very eclectic musical taste · I am an unabashed geek · I am an unapologetic nerd · I am an unconventional thinker, a people lover, with an intense desire to communicate with all walks of life · I am an undercover nerd · I am an undergrad living in Dexter with my brother & his wife · I am an universal person when its come into religion and way of think · I am an unusually good human being · I am an unusual sort of girl that takes pride in my own excentric uniqueness · I am an upbeat and possitive person · I am an upbeat person who tries to find the beauty in every-thing · I am an upbeat person with a big smile and a passion for life · I am an upstate NY Hudson Valley girl, living and sur-viving :) in NYC/Brooklyn · I am an urban educator · I am a nurse · I am a nurse/massage therapist, and love what I do · I

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am a nurse aide · I am a nurse and a big part of my field is con-stantly learning, so I am constantly in new books of recom-mendations and practice guidelines · I am a nurse and I really love what I do · I am a nurse and love it · I am a nurse and love my job · i am a nurse and love my job · I am a nurse and really love my job but love having fun on my time off too · I am a nurse and work at a restaurant in long beach · I am a Nurse at UPMC In Pittsburgh · I am a nurse in riverside California · I am a nurse who loves what I do · I am a nurse working in Vian, oklahoma, although my hometown is Cuetzalán · I am a nur-turer, I love to help my friends and make sure the people I love are ok · I am a nurturer by nature and love to take care of the home and hearth and everyone in it · I am a nut about recy-cling · I am an very outgoing, crazy, and divorced mom of 2 boys · I am an very unique person , i ahve two boy’s that are my life and i’m working on my future right now · I am a nym-pho · I am a NY native · I am a NYU grad who majored in Cre-ative Writing · I am a NY Yankees & Baseball fan · I am an [(unrepentant bibliophile)], and spend entirely too much money on books · I am a o’s and a Ravens fan · I am a odd guy · I am a old fashion country boy and am a very out going easy to get along with person · I am a old fashion girl not say-ing waiting for marriage but i am not the type to just jump into bed with someone · I am a one-woman man, always have been and always will be · I am a on the IU Womens Rowing team · I am a open-minded guy · I am a open book · i am a open book and will talk to anyone really · I am a open book so jus ask oth-er than that hit me up · I am a open minded individual, with a positive outlook on life · I am a open minded person who be-lieves in trying anything at least once well except for sky diving or bungee jumping · I am a operations manager at toyota I take my job very seriously · I am a optimistic individual that is always striving for greatness and very jovial · I am a otR pro-fessional driver · I am a outdoor lover and adventurer, I love skydive, rock climbing, snowboard, kayaking, fencing, run, mountain bike, martial arts, tennis · I am a outgoing, fun per-son to be around · I am a outgoing, open-minded, and pas-sionate · I am a outgoing, stylish, cultured, and educated

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girl · I am a out going person, I like to hang out with my friends, go to the movies and have a good time · I am a out go-ing person like meating new people and no scared to try new things in life · I am a packaged deal · I am a package deal · I am a package deal · I am a Packers fan · I am a pack rat · I am a pagan and a witch, and I respect alot of other religions for their goals if not their followers · I am a paid firefighter · I am a painter (i would use the word “artist” but it makes me feel like a super-douche.) I’m also real colorblind · I am a pale, red-headed Italian · I am a paradox who over complicates his exis-tence · I am a paralegal who is addicted to coffee, coffeehouses and working out · I am a parent of two little ones that are my entire world · I am a parent so I am very responsible and I tru-ly believe in leading by example · I am a part-time poet, a trag-ic dancer and an aimless dreamer · I am a partier i love to rave im very hyper im sorta nerdy · I am a part of student senate and am on the exec board of the gay straight alliance · I am a part of the group in my church that helps plan social justice and service events · I am a part time bartender, full time sleep enthusiast · I am a part time college student and part time daycare assistant · I am a part time model as well , so I travel to places for free yayayaa · I am a part time nanny · I am a part time photographer, part time sandwich artist, and full time student · I am a part time student and a full time single moth-er so I have a lot going on but am ready for a relationship · I am a part time student and part time dog walker · I am a party an-imal · I am a party animal, funny, and swabby · I am a party girl · I am a party guy, cheerful and love to dance · I am a party Promoter and a DJ · I am Apasionada, Sincera, and Amorosa · I am a passionate, driven, honest and outgoing · I am a passion-ate, health conscious guy · I am a passionate advocate of the oxford comma and also use alliteration ad nauseum · I am a passionate and active guy · I am a passionate and adventurous person · I am a passionate and caring person · I am a passion-ate and driven person who loves intellect, wit and humour · I am a passionate and honest individual · I am a passionate and intense person · I am a passionate and loyal Kansas Jayhawk fan and March Madness is my very favorite time of year · I am

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a passionate doctor, who loves life and people · I am a passion-ate gamer and · I am a passionate guy about arts and culture, specifically the realms of literature and film · I am a passionate marathon runner, who also spends free time watching Yan-kees games · I am a passionate person, spending whole nights just to finish whatever I started · I am a passionate person · I am a passionate person · I am a passionate person about my work · I am a passionate person and I certainly have a lot of opinions, but I also love to hear other people’s take on things · I am a passionate person and take pride in what I do · I am a passionate person that enjoys life and having fun · I am a pas-sionate person who enjoys laughing and making people laugh · I am a passionate rapper · I am a passionate seeker of truth · I am a passive person that doesn’t ever get mad · I AM A PASSSIoNAte MAN FULL oF LIFe tHAt IS VeRY FAMILY oRIeNteD AND LoVeS to Be SPoNtANeoUS AND FUN · I am a Pastry Chef and love it · I am a pastry chef so I love going out to eat and trying new places and new foods · I am a pastry chef who likes to bake for family and friends · I am a pastry cook in need of constant mental stimulation so pretty much I’m always thinking of something other than what’s happen-ing in the present · I am apathetic about a lot of little things other people seem to care about, but fiercely passionate about others · I am apathetic and gives less than a rats arse · I am a Patriots, Bruins, and F1 fan · I am a PC gamer and I’ll play any video game · I am a peace-maker · I am a peace loving Chris-tian that works hard and is not afraid to pursue dreams, invest and build · I am a pediatric eR nurse and also a clinical in-structor for several nursing schools · I am a pediatric home health nurse · I am a penn state grad, love my PSU football · I am a people-person · I am a people-pleaser by nature · I am a people-watcher · I am a people person, full of energy, and love to have a good time · I am a people person, very friendly and adventurous, but I also like to stay home and chill, cook, and watch a good movie · I am a people person · I am a people per-son · I am a people person · I am a people person · I am a peo-ple person · I am a people person and enjoy the company of others · I am a people person and get along with almost any-

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one · I am a people person and I love making connections and talking about life · I am a people person that loves adven-tures · I am a people pleaser and enjoy makin others feel good and smile · I am a people pleasure so i always put others first · I am a percussionist from Costa Rica, finishing up my master’s degree · I am a perfect blend of what some may say a country and city girl intertwined · I am a perfect example of a gentle-man · I am a perfectionist, realist, and an analyst · I am a per-fectionist · I am a perfectionist and a procrastinator · I am a perfectionist in my work, and I’m a little messy in my personal life · I am a perfectionist most of the time and an over achiev-er · I am a performer; professional in a sense, amateur in most · I am a person · I am a person · I am a Personal Support Worker living and working in Whitby, ont · I am a personal trainer and fitness consultant and am also finishing up school for my undergrad · I am a personal trainer and I compete in the sport · I am a personal trainer and work as a banquet serv-er as well · I am a personal trainer certified by the NSCA and a wellness coach · I am a personal trainer I’ve been doing it for 7 years and I can honestly say I go to work happy every day be-cause I love what I do · i am a personal trainer in a gym · I am a personal trainer so i love fitness · I am a Personal trainer who knows how to take care of business · I am a personal trainer who works in Canary Wharf · I am a Personal trainer without a gym · I am a person and I do things, preferably outside · I am a person of consistency and I expect that as much as I return it · I am a person of necessity · I am a person of principle who values honesty and loyalty in her friends · I am a person of sacarsm · I am a person of simple pleasures and am hoping to find someone who is grateful for the life they’ve been given · I am a person of substance · I am a person open minded · I am a person that can laugh at almost anything · I am a person that is playful but serious when the time calls for it · I am a person that loves the outdoors · I am a person that thinks negatively about myself but optimistic towards most situations · I am a person that treats people the way they treat me, im a christian as well so most of all I try to show everyone Godly love · I am a person too and I try to be as independent as I possibly can · I

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am a person who’s positive about every aspect of life · I am a person who does care about future, but likes to live for this moment · I am a person who has dreams and in the process of achieving · I am a person who has endured a lot · I am a person who is living a normal life · I am a person who is not into mo-nogamy · I am a person who is often told I am far beyond my years · I am a person who is very easy to talk to and get along with and I am always smiling · I am a person who knows very well what wanna do and how I need to do for get that, but I’m open to make huge changes and enjoy them · I am a person who likes a large amount of rather odd things- I’m not a girly girl, but I wouldn’t call myself a tomboy either · I am a person who likes cats and cheeseburgers · I am a person who likes to enjoy his time and have fun day by day ,, and an optimistic person who is taking life in a simple way · I am a person who likes to improve in every aspect of life · I am a person who likes to spend time with my family and friends · I am a person who lives in Los Angeles · I am a person who should fill this out one of these days · I am a person who thrives on at least trying any-thing once · I am a person who values friendship, companion-ship, feelings and humility · I am a person with integrity · I am a person with lots of interest; from Media stuff to Politics, to Paranormal things to world history, etc · I am a Peterborough native, and have recently returned to the city after completing my undergraduate degrees at McMaster · I am a pharmaceuti-cal sales rep · I am a PhD researcher, but my academia is fu-elled by my passion for life, people, and coming to a deeper understanding of them · I am a phelbotmist · I am a Philadel-phia transplant who moved to DC about 6 years ago for school · I am a Philly native, but have been in DC the past six years · I am a philly sports enthusiast that loves to go to games and cheer on the Phillies, eagles, and Sixers · I am a philoso-pher, a musician, a theologian, an optimist, a cook, and an ide-alist · I am a philosophical person at times · I am a photogra-pher, and sometimes a writer · I am a photographer, I am passionate about shooting my friends and Music · I am a pho-tographer, jazz bassist, and writer · I am a photographer, l love to go on adventures, working on my car, skateboarding, going

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on road trips, and having a fun time · I am a Photographer · I am a photographer · I am a photographer · I am a photogra-pher/writer/graphic designer by trade, adventurer by de-fault · I am a photographer and camera man by trade · I am a photographer and my camera is my heart and soul · I am a photographer and singer, but neither are a career for me, at least not now · I am a photography major at DSC, i like to take photos...obviously · I am a photography major at tCU · i am a photo lab supervisor · I am a physical therapist · I am a Physics and opera Major · I am a physics major at Virginia tech as well as an aspiring author · I am a piano teacher by day and a super hero by night, it’s a pretty sweet gig · I am a pinch of fey, a dose of mischief, and good share of laughs · I am a Pisces so I’m very kind hearted, compassionate, great sense of humor, under-standing, and forgiving · I am a Pisces so I naturally love pleas-ing my man · I am a pitcher and challenge anyone who thinks they can get a hit off me · I am a Pittsburgh native, but not a yinzer · I am a pizza maker and i wouldn’t have it any other way · I am a plaid pleated skirt wearing anime addict and I ac-cept it · I am a plain, simple and a single dad of two boys · I am a plain and reliable girl, i’m at university · I am a planner, but love adventures · I am a planner, yet spontaneous and adven-turous · I am a playful person who is easily entertained · I am a playwright by major, but work as a stage hand at a suburban theater that plays mainly musicals for octogenarians · I am a pleasant person who is easy to get along with · I am a pleaser and I like to make people happy · I am a pleaser and will do anything to make anyone smile or be happy · I am a plus-size woman · I am a plus size beauty who loves the skin I’m in · I am a plus size woman who is all about getting healthy and trying to become fit · I am a PNW girl through and through...a self-professed eco-freak and a lover of lumpy clouds and pretty sunsets · I am a poet, I am an artist, I am a cook, I am a baker · I am a poet · I am a poet who writes when I can · I am a Pokemon master who reads textbooks for fun and dreams of a Sailor Moon remake · I am a police officer, so no drugs or other sketchy business · I am a police officer in the Detroit area, and have been for a few years now · I am a political critic and hope-

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less romantic · I am a political junkie · I am a politically charged proletariat, a father and a motivationally challenged writer · I am a political moderate (though I lean left), a femi-nist, a geek · I am a political science grad, fraternal twin, writ-er, musician · I am a political science major at Wellesley Col-lege · I am apologetic, it’s my nature to be sorry · I am a polyamorous, questioning loser in the great Northern New York tundra · I am a polyglot and a lover of different cultures · I am a ponderer and like to really think about the words that come out of my mouth before I say them · I am a poor planner (I seem to be getting better at this) and love spontaneous good times · I am a pop-culture junkie, and can carry on any conver-sation with friends · I am a pop culture freak and love music and Movies · I am a pop culture nut · I am a Portland native · I am a Portland native and love to travel · I am a positive, active guy that fills my days with friends and activities enjoying life · I am a positive, easy going girl · I am a positive, fun-lov-ing woman · I am a positive, happy person, it makes life easi-er · I am a positive, happy person · I am a positive, kind person, who can be outgoing, but at the same time has a shy side · I am a positive, optimistic day dreamer with many goals and aspi-rations · I am a positive, optimistic person with a practical edge · I am a positive, outgoing person · I am a positive and ambitious college student who tries to make the best of each and every day · I am a positive and loyal person · I am a posi-tive and optimistic person, and I am very easy to get along with · I am a positive person, like to have fun, and work hard at everything I do · I am a positive person, so what the hell, might as well try it out · I am a positive person · I am a positive per-son · I am a positive person and don’t regret decisions I’ve made or experiences I’ve had · I am a positive person and I like to be around happy people:) I have a great family and group of friends that I love spending time with · I am a positive person who generally looks for the best in everyone · I am a post-mod-ernist · I am A powerful Wizard, Witty, and Visual · I am ap-parently adorable when I’m angry too lol · I am appreciative · I am approachable, friendly, and always interested in trying or learning new things · I am approachable, lovable, and desir-

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able · I am approachable, trustworthy, and bubbly · I am a practicing, church-going Catholic girl · I am a pragmatist, a restless wanderer, a desperate adventure-seeker, a perpetual tourist and world traveler, a hopeless romantic · I am a prag-matist · I am a pre-transition t-girl, trying to get things lined up so she can fix some physical defects · I am a pre op trans-sexual girl with the hopes of being a life size Barbie one day · I am a preschool teacher who loves working with kids during the day · I am a preschool teacher with a big heart who lives for the love of her bugs at work · I am a pretend DJ · I am a pretty, chocolate, curvaceous and full-figured female · I am a pretty, easy going guy · I am a pretty active person, I really enjoy hik-ing and other outdoor activities too...when the weather al-lows · I am a pretty active person · I am a pretty active person and I try my best to stay in shape · I am a pretty active person with a good sense of adventure · I am a pretty ambitious per-son, who loves people way too much · I am a pretty average down-to-earth girl, I like a good laugh and appreciate men with a sense of humour · I am a pretty average dude, just like to chill with friends and have a good time · I am a pretty aver-age guy · I am a pretty avid NFL fan and I follow other sports around playoff time · I am a pretty balanced mix of down to earth/conservative and eccentric · I am a pretty big cinephile and always enjoy a good movie whether its at home or at the movies · I am a pretty big dork · I am a pretty big dork haha · I am a pretty big fan of dogs · I am a pretty big nerd (I work in tech so that shouldn’t be a suprise) · I am a pretty big nerd · I am a pretty big nerd when it comes to hobbies · I am a pretty big proponent of equal rights for all · I am a pretty busy person honestly, I work a full time job doing It work at a mutual fund company and in my free time I run my own business as well · I am a pretty carefree person in general, meaning that can find the humor in pretty much any situation · I am a pretty caring and loving person but I think everyone has their feisty mo-ments · I am a pretty charismatic person that always tries to see the positive side in every situation · I am a pretty cheerful positive person and i’m always curious about people and what makes them who they are · I am a pretty chill and cool friend

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but I’m very intense in a relationship · I am a pretty chill down to earth guy · I am a pretty chill dude · I am a pretty chilled girl · I am a pretty chill girl, Im very level headed · I am a pretty chill guy, I don’t get worked up over a lot · I am a pretty chill guy, I don’t get worked up over a lot · I am a pretty chill guy · I am a pretty chill guy · I am a pretty chill guy otherwise · I am a pretty chill normal girl · I am a pretty chill person · I am a pret-ty chill person · I am a pretty chill person · I am a pretty classy person · I am a pretty cool chick with a wicked smile · I am a pretty cool guy, originally from Mexico City · I am a pretty cool human being that likes to have fun and enjoy New York with all of it’s craziness · I am a pretty cool person · I am a pretty cool person gettin ready to go to SCC for my A.S in fire science, trying to become a fire fighter.(so dope) · I am a pretty crazy person at times · I am a pretty curious person · I am a pretty damned happy person · I am a pretty decent chick · I am a pretty decent cook and love cuddling up after a nice meal and watching a flick · I am a pretty determined chick · I am a pretty devout agnostic · I am a pretty down to earth dude · I am a pretty down to earth fun loving person...love having fun and just enjoy life · I am a pretty down to earth girl, very free spir-ited · I am a pretty down to earth guy · I am a pretty down to earth person · I am a pretty down to earth person · I am a pret-ty down to earth person who doesn’t get frustrated or stressed easily · I am a pretty earnest person · I am a pretty easy-going gal · I am a pretty easy-going guy, I enjoy a fairly wide range of activities · I am a pretty easy-going guy from Connecticut—by way of Brooklyn—by way of Connecticut · I am a pretty easy going, down to earth guy · I am a pretty easy going, fun loving guy · I am a pretty easy going, relaxed and friendly girl · I am a pretty easy going chick · I am a pretty easy going enough guy · I am a pretty easy going gal who likes to have fun and try new things · I am a pretty easy going girl · I am a pretty easy going girl · I am a pretty easy going girl but seem to like things my way :) I am an athletic girl who loves sports · I am a pretty easy going guy · I am a pretty easy going guy · I am a pretty easy going guy · I am a pretty easy going guy im always laugh-ing and smiling because lifes to short to be upset so i try to stay

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happy · I am a pretty easy going guy I will do just about any-thing, I’m afraid that comment could come back to haunt me lol · I am a pretty easy going guy that likes to have a good time · I am a pretty easy going guy who enjoys spending time with friends and family, watching movies and cooking · I am a pretty easy going person, try not to let thing get to me and look at the brighter side of things · I am a pretty easy going per-son · I am a pretty easygoing person · I am a pretty easy going person · I am a pretty easy going person · I am a pretty easygo-ing person · I am a pretty easy going person · I am a pretty easy going person · I am a pretty easy going person always trying to make myself better · I am a pretty easygoing person and I’m up for just about anything · I am a pretty easy going person and I love to talk to people · I am a pretty easy going person and tend to just go with the flow · I am a pretty easy going per-son but can be full of energy alot of the time · I am a pretty easy going person who enjoys hanging out with friends · I am a pretty easy going person who loves to pig out · I am a pretty easy person to get along with · I am a pretty easy to please guy, I don’t get to excited over the little things, get along with ev-eryone (at first) · I am a pretty energetic and a happy lass · I am a pretty energetic person and I might have trouble staying still sometimes · I am a pretty friendly, adventurous, and handy guy · I am a pretty friendly person · I am a pretty fun and inter-esting person · I am a pretty fun guy (I’m trans!!!) who loves to laugh; though I can be a bit shy · I am a pretty fun loving kind of person · I am a pretty funny dude, sarcastic and have no fil-ter at times · I am a pretty funny guy, I’m very sarcastic and have a good sense of humor · I am a pretty funny guy I guess · I am a pretty fun person, I don’t like to sit around much · I am a pretty fun person · I am a pretty fun person · I am a pretty fun person to be around and get to know · I am a pretty genuine, calm, and collected person · I am a pretty good baker and cook, my only downfall is my lack of patience · I am a pretty good cook, or so I’ve been told lol · I am a pretty good cook · I am a pretty good dancer, well to hip hop music that is, I’m not a bad two stepper either · I am a pretty good listener but also love to be heard · I am a pretty goofy person and like joking around

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and being scarcastic, but in a good way :) I am not like the av-erage guy, i am very different · I am a pretty great girl · I am a pretty groovy guy, kind, loving, loyal and friendly · I am a pret-ty happy-go-lucky, down for whatever, up for anything kinda girl · I am a pretty happy guy, who does not need someone to complete me, just some one to add to the rest of my life · i am a pretty happy middle aged guy · I am a pretty happy person · I am a pretty happy person · I am a pretty happy person and love to make others happy as well · I am a pretty happy person som-times I might just do somthing random just for a laugh · I am a pretty happy person with an open mind · I am a pretty hard-core extrovert, so if I’m inside just playing video games all the time by myself, I must be depressed · I am a pretty honest and open person · I am a pretty honest and trustworthy person and when I’m with someone I do everything I can to make them happy · I am a pretty impulsive person · I am a pretty interest-ing guy, I promise · I am a pretty laid-back, drama-free girl · I am a pretty laid-back, open minded guy who usually ends up on the outskirts of the crowd · I am a pretty laid-back girl with a good head on her shoulders · I am a pretty laid-back guy · I am a pretty laid-back guy · I am a pretty laid-back guy but have a big sense of humor · I am a pretty laid-back kind of girl · I am a pretty laid-back person · I am a pretty laid back, easy going person · I am a pretty laid back, go-with-the-flow kind of girl · I am a pretty laid back, go with the flow type of person · I am a pretty laid back, go with the flow type person · I am a pretty laid back, honest, down to earth and simple guy · I am a pretty laid back, normal guy · I am a pretty laid back and care free girl · I am a pretty laid back and easy going person · I am a pretty laid back and friendly person who likes to have a good time · I am a pretty laid back but I can also be very enthusiastic if I’m not lacking too much sleep · I am a pretty laid back but professionally ambitious person · I am a pretty laid back chick · I am a pretty laid back gal · I am a pretty laid back gal with a fun sense of style and humor · I am a pretty laid back girl, but I also love to have fun · I am a pretty laid back guy, I try not to take things too seriously · I am a pretty laid back guy, it takes a lot to get me upset · I am a pretty laid back guy, mascu-

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line type · I am a pretty laid back guy, not into the drama bull-shit that seems to accompany anyone i meet at a bar · I am a pretty laid back guy, very open minded, understanding, and accepting · I am a pretty laid back guy · I am a pretty laid back guy · I am a pretty laid back guy · I am a pretty laid back guy · I am a pretty laid back guy · I am a pretty laid back guy · I am a pretty laid back guy · I am a pretty laid back guy; I tend to go with the flow a lot · I am a pretty laid back guy and enjoy going out · I am a pretty laid back guy and I try not to take things too seriously · I am a pretty laid back guy I like being outside and playing sports · I am a pretty laid back guy that just enjoys life · I am a pretty laid back guy trying to make my own way through life · I am a pretty laid back guy who doesn’t let the small stuff get to me · I am a pretty laid back guy who enjoys all types of sports, chillin at the beach, and hangin out with my friends · I am a pretty laid back guy who enjoys hikes, picnics, reading, or going out to grab a bite to eat (and maybe a good way to combine them) · I am a pretty laid back guy who tries to always look at things on the brighter side · I am a pretty laid back guy who works a lot, and tries to do anything when hes not stuck at work · I am a pretty laid back independent person that likes to have a good time · I am a pretty laid back individ-ual · I am a pretty laid back individual who appreciates the simple things in life, but desires so much more · I am a pretty laid back kinda girl · I am a pretty laid back kinda guy, I really enjoy riding my motorcycle around and exploring new scen-ery · I am a pretty laid back kinda guy for the most part · I am a pretty laid back kind of gal · I am a pretty laid back kind of guy, I love to laugh, joke and just have a good time · I am a pretty laid back lady and love enjoying life · I am a pretty laid back person, and don’t mind going with the flow · I am a pretty laid back person · I am a pretty laid back person · I am a pretty laid back person · I am a pretty laid back person · I am a pretty laid back person · I am a pretty laid back person and I am open to almost anything · I am a pretty laid back person and love being at the beach · I am a pretty laid back person but I love adven-ture · I am a pretty laid back person overall · I am a pretty laid back person that goes with the flow · I am a pretty laid back

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person who definitely has a sarcastic sense of humor · I am a pretty level-headed, well put-together guy · I am a pretty light-hearted person who values enjoying life more than figur-ing it all out · I am a pretty low-key guy, who will be extremely devoted to the right person, because I’m tired of being devoted to the wrong ones · I am a pretty mellow sorta go with the flow kinda chick · I am a pretty motivated person when it comes to education · I am a pretty much bubbly kind of person and love being around people · I am a pretty nice guy, I dislike fight-ing · I am a pretty normal girl, I like to have fun and hangout with my friends on the weekends · I am a pretty normal guy, all-be-it a bit on the nerdy side · I am a pretty normal guy, en-joy most of life, and deal with the rest · I am a pretty normal guy, so they say · I am a pretty normal guy · I am a pretty nor-mal guy · I am a pretty open book · I am a pretty open book so feel free to ask me questions · I am a pretty open guy, I love indoor and outdoor activities · I am a pretty open person · I am a pretty open person · I am a pretty outgoing confident per-son · I am a pretty outgoing girl, but my work schedule has cramped my style in the most serious way · I am a pretty out-going guy, I like to think I’m fun person to be around · I am a pretty outgoing guy who likes to work, likes to go out and likes his hobbies · I am a pretty outgoing individual, I can be very rambunctious when going out · I am a pretty outgoing person, but shy at first · I am a pretty outgoing person, meaning I’ll try anything once · I am a pretty outgoing person · I am a pretty outgoing person and my favorite band is Blink 182 · I am a pretty outgoing person im pretty much down to do whatev-er · I am a pretty outgoing person that enjoys getting to know other people and living life to the fullest · I am a pretty outgo-ing person who likes to have fun · I am a pretty passionate guy who believes in treating a lady with respect · I am a pretty pa-tient person · I am a pretty positive person · I am a pretty pos-itive person · I am a pretty quiet guy but very easy to get along with · I am a pretty quiet person · I am a pretty quiet person and I love reading · I am a pretty quirky kind of gal · I am a pretty rational person...as well a bit of a ‘nature girl’ and defi-nitely a nerd...in a good way · I am a pretty relaxed, love to have

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fun and go out but also love to have that one day to stay home and watch a good movie · I am a pretty relaxed person, and can find interests in pretty much everything · I am a pretty relaxed person, in a sense · I am a pretty religious guy and spiritual · I am a pretty responsable person :) like to go out with friends i love to read and watching movies · I am a pretty run-of-the-mill guy · I am a pretty sarcastic guy and like when girls are too · I am a pretty serious and dedicated distance runner who ran competitively throughout college and have since transi-tioned to the road racing scene · I am a pretty serious foodie, so I have a very open mind when it comes to food and drink · I am a pretty sharp straightforward guy · I am a pretty shy guy...really sweet tho · I am a pretty shy guy around new people, es-pecially people I like, but I’m the exact opposite when I text or e-mail · I am a pretty shy person when I first meet someone but I hope to be able to open up and be more outgoing · I am a pretty simple, easy going girl · I am a pretty simple girl, I like spending time with my friends and family · I am a pretty sim-ple girl · I am a pretty simple girl · I am a pretty simple girl · I am a pretty simple girl · I am a pretty simple girl · I am a pretty simple girl · I am a pretty simple girl who enjoys the nerdier things in life like reading, writing, video games, comics, old movies, Anime, Manga, and computers · I am a pretty simple guy, I like to read and write and play bass guitar · I am a pretty simple guy · I am a pretty simple guy · I am a pretty simple guy that likes simple things · I am a pretty simple guy who goes to school and works part time · I am a pretty simple guy with a big heart and big personality · I am a pretty simple lady, it doesnt take alot to make me happy · I am a pretty simple per-son, feel free to get to know me · I am a pretty simple person · I am a pretty simple person · I am a pretty simple person · I am a pretty simple person I don’t like drama at all · I am a pretty simple person who tries to live their life advocating for others as well as finding who I am · I am a pretty smart cookie but am the first one to admit I don’t know something · I am a pretty special person · I am a pretty spontaneous person · I am a pret-ty straight forward guy · I am a pretty straight forward per-son · I am a pretty tough cookie to break tho honestly · I am a

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pretty typical college nerd, more in search of rainy weather friends than anything else · I am a pretty typical girl in the sense that I love shopping, love clothes, love romance mov-ies · I am a pretty voracious reader that reads everything from the Bible to Barbara tuchmann to US Weekly (guilty plea-sure) · I am a pretty weird dude honestly · I am a pretty weird girl · I am a pretty well rounded individual and would like to meet similar minded guys · I am a pretty well rounded per-son · I am a pretty wild and free spirit, and i take life day by day,nothing ever gets me down and i find ways to laugh at ev-erything · I am a princess plus a challenging working wom-en · I am a Princess so pls respect and tReAt me like one ^_* hehe...its my dads fault ...he always made me feel like a prin-cess · I am a print/motion graphics designer with a snarky tongue and a bad case of wanderlust · I am a prior service mil-itary veteran · I am a prior service veteran with one child · I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail · I am a private contrac-tor, running my own remodeling business, and work takes up much of my time · I am a private person and seem shy around people I don’t know, but once I get to know people I love to talk I’m just not an out going person · I am a private person but love to laugh and love to love and be loved · I am a Production engineer, I pride myself in working hard both at work and at home · I am a production manager for a canine veterinary or-thopedic company · I am a professional, independent, busi-ness woman · I am a professional, interactive and a good friend · I am a professional · I am a professional actress new to NYC · I am a professional broadway dancer · I am a profes-sional contemporary dancer/starving artist · I am a profes-sional creative: photographer, videographer, designer, and model · I am a professional do-gooder and occasional rab-ble-rouser · I am a professional dog groomer and salon man-ager, which in essence is a pretty good job · I am a professional doodler · I am a professional driver -- semi trailers · I am a pro-fessional in the Cincinnati area · I am a professional in the fashion industry - yes, I love my job · I am a professionally trained chef · I am a professional musician, writer and pho-tographer · I am a Professional Rodeo Cowboy Association

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Member and a former bull rider · I am a professional thumb wrestler and pillow fighter · I am a professional violinist/violin and piano teacher in the city · I am a professional working in financial field (project managing) · I am a professional work-ing woman and dont depend on anyone for anything · I am a professor and visual artist focused on using computer anima-tion and visual effects within the realm of fine art and experi-mental cinema · I am a program director not a film director hehe even though that would be really cool · I am a program-mer as well · I am a programmer by day and actor by night · I am a programmer by profession and at heart, and love most things to do with computers and technology · I am a progres-sive and a Democrat · I am a project manager · I am a Project Manager at a Global Business Solutions company and am al-ways on the move · I am a project manager for a construction company · I am a Project Manager for a federal It contrac-tor · I am a proper lady and I would love to be trated like one · I am a prostitute of feelings · I am a protector by nature · I Am A Pro track Athlete For Canada · I am a proud army brat · I am a proud auntie to a very awesome little boy · I am a proud Duke alum, but not an obnoxious sports fan · I am a proud father of two little princesses · I am a proud Geek/Nerd · I am a proud Girl Scout troop leader, and I love books · I am a proud gradu-ate of UW-Madison · I am a proud grandparent as well as proud parent of 4 Children, two boys two Girls (all grown up) · I am a proud home owner and enjoy using my Carpentry Skills to make it the best · I am a proud Jew and it is very im-portant to me on a cultural/spiritual level, but I do not abide by most of the religious restrictions · I am a proud mom · I am a proud momma of my beautiful daughter · I am a proud mom-my of 4 · I am a proud mommy of a Great Dane named Zoey · I am a Proud mom of 2 kids, I work a 8-5 Mon-Fri, on the week-ends i spend time with my kids · I am a proud mother of two · I am a proud parent of my little Charlie.I have been hurt a lot before · I am a proud parent that shares join custody with the father, so I do have some free time on my hands each week · I am a proud Puerto Rican girl with a carefree spirit · I am a proud UCF Knight and I love my job · I am a Psych major at

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KU, I’ll be 22 soon · I am a psychology major I have so much to offer · I am a public health graduate in the time-to-be-a-grownup phase of my life · I am a public servant and an actu-ary in training · I am a published scientist but moving on to dental surgery · I am a published writer (in both serious and satirical stuff) and an adventurer · I am a Puerto Rican/Italian college grad using this site to meet new people in the area · I am a punk · i am a punk rock hippy · I am a puppy and i live in the ocean and i go on adventures · I am a Purdue student studying Animal Science and Pre-veterinary Medicine · I am a put-together, easy-going girl who likes to have fun · I am a queer bearded boy · I am a questioner and an advice giver · i am a quick-witted, fun, pretty conservative girl · I am a quick decision maker, and do not take much time thinking and plan-ning · I am a quiet, easy going kind of woman who enjoys the smaller things in life · I am a quiet, easygoing person living in a city that’s anything but easygoing · I am a quieter person but I look forward to being more open to what life brings · I am a quiet guy, especially around strangers...I eventually warm up to people and start talking more but it may sometimes take a while · I am a quiet guy and I like being active · I am a quiet keep to myself type · I am a quiet person, pretty shy until I get to know someone · I am a quiet person at first but once i am comfortable around a person i like to talk like any typical girl · I am a quiet person by nature, think through most situa-tions, and not really one to plan my life outside of work · I am a quiet person sometimes · I am a quiet person that enjoys my time exploring the city, going to shows, watching indie films, and reading whatever sparks my interests · I am a quiet per-son who enjoys awkward silences · I am a quiet person who likes to people gaze, watch tV, and read books occasionally · I am a quiet person who thinks before i speak · I am a quiet weird person..lol idk · I am a quirky, fun, and, active chick · I am a quirky, fun loving, laid back girl · I am a quirky, slightly old fashioned, fun loving girl · I am a quirky and fun-loving person · I am a quirky and tomboy-ish sorta chick · I am a quirky gamer type generally, but with a twist of preppy I guess · I am a quirky girl who enjoys being active and creative,

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count me in for snowshoeing or finding a way to use an old window · I am a quirky girl with a sarcastic biting sense of hu-mor · i am a quirky person who loves to travel, drink wine, roll around with dogs and hang out with my friends · I am a quite person, but I can be a lot of fun I’m funny and can be full of energy that knows how to have fun · I am a quite person I dont like to fight and agure me · I am a radio personality so music is a main factor in my life - anything with a beat I will listen and vibe to · I am a ramblin man at heart, [b]love[/b] traveling · I am a random trivia goldmine, and I make more pop culture references daily than a 50’s housewife makes sandwiches · I am a ranter when I’m pissed but that’s about it · I am a rare breed · I am a rare breed of modern woman, I know how to cook, sew, paint, screen print, and bind my own books · I am a rather healthy eater most of the time but I do tend to fluctuate a bit · I am a rather laid back person, I hate stress and avoid confrontation if I can, it just makes things not so fun · I am a rather offbeat person, but maybe that makes me all the more interesting · I am a rather private person · I am a rational woman · I am a rave kid at heart and have been to many in the states as well as over seas · I am a ravenous learner and lover of culture and history · I am a ray of sunshine in an otherwise gloomy world · I am a reader, gamer, tomboy with the right touch of feminine to balance things out · I am a real down to earth person · I am a real easy going guy and I take things as they come and I don’t like to plan out things · I am a real estate professional from a non-real estate family · I am a real intro-verted lady with good times flowin · I am a realist · I am a real-ist, and though I enjoy having fun as much as the next person, I also understand that we can’t all be having fun all the time · I am a realist, I know men and women will never be physically equal, but mentally and socially we should be · I am a realist · I am a realist · I am a realist · I am a realist first, an optimist sec-ond, and a pessimist never · I am a realistic optimist, a closet fatty, a technophilic outdoorsman, and a staunch supporter of using semicolons · I am a realist that constantly looks for the bright side even if it’s not apparent · I am a realist who believes in seeing things people, situations and things as they are and

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not how I wish they could be · I am a ReAL Jersey boy · I am a real laid back girl · I am a real Latina stereotype in that sense · I am a really, really good friend, but I’m really lousy at relation-ships · I am a really active, energetic, and happy person · I am a really active, outgoing person · I am a really bad texter · I am a really big Billy Joel fan, but I listen to all kinds of music · I am a really big family person · I am a really compassionate, kind person with a huge heart and I care deeply about the people in my life · I am a really compassionate person, and I’ve been told that I “feel big,” I guess that means I’ve got a big heart · I am a really cool girl, layback, easygoing · I am a really down to earth, chill guy with a great sense of humor · I am a really down to earth guy and I don’t judge · I am a really down to earth guy who knows how to go with the flow · I am a really down to earth person · I am a really easing going person · I am a really easy going level headed girl · I am a really easy going person · I am a really easy going person · I am a really easy going per-son · I am a really easy person to get along with, will practically play any sport, and down to earth girl · I am a really fun, outgo-ing girl with a great sense of humor :) I’m obsessed with WVU and my Mountaineers · I am a really fun and chill person to hang out with · I am a really fun girl that likes romantic, smart and muscular guys · I am a really funny social guy, I have a good heart, a hopeless romantic, caring, compassionate and very affectionate · I am a really good friend I can take a secret to the grave · I am a really good guy · I am a really good guy and I can find joy in just about anything · I am a really hard work-ing motivated person · I am a really honest person and i hate it when people lieeeee · I am a really laid-back and spontaneous person · I am a really laid-back person who loves to laugh (yes, cliche, but actually true) · I am a really laid back, down to earth kind of gal · I am a really laid back, go with the flow type of person · I am a really laid back and caring person · I am a really laid back and outgoing kind of person · I am a really laid back guy, I love to be adventorous and have a good time living life · I am a really laid back guy and generally just go with the flow--but I get bored quickly if I’m not pursuing a goal of some sort · I am a really laid back kind of girl that likes to satisfy

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those close to her · I am a really laid back person · I am a really laid back person who loves living life one day at a time · I am a really nice, down to earth guy that enjoys a nice dinner and a movie, an occasional bar/club night · I am a really nice, educat-ed and well rounded person · I am a really nice and caring per-son with a great sense of humor · I am a really nice girl · I am a really nice girl really fun open to new things and new people · I am a really nice guy, and a very flexible person · I am a really nice guy, and I don’t mean that to sound arrogant or cocky · I am a really nice guy, I enjoy the simple things in life · I am a really nice guy and I’ve had some bad luck with girls in the past and some unfortunate events · I am a really nice guy who is trying to live life drama free and I am extremely funny and intelligent · I am a really nice person, if we dont hit it off than I will be glad to make a friend instead :) any questions just ask me · I am a really nice person so don’t hesitate to say hey some-time · I am a really outgoing and fun person that loves to laugh and I like guys that share my sense of humor and sarcasm · I am a really outgoing introvert; this means I know the value of doing absolutely nothing · I am a really outgoing person, and I love to try new things · I am a really outgoing person, who loves going out and about to festivals, movies or shopping etc · I am a really outspoken-doesn’t hold anything back type of girl · I am a really quiet girl, and I’m quite shy · I am a really relaxed person and I don’t let stress get to me · I am a really shy and timid person until someone gets to know me really well · I am a really simple guy · I am a really simple person, easy to please · I am a really spontaneous person · I am a real music enthusiast (this includes performing and listening) · i am a real nice person · I am a real nice person to get along with · I am a real people person and I can get along with/ have a con-versation with anybody · I am a real people person but I can be shy to .but I’m real mellow but I can be real turned up too · I am a real person · I am a real person treat me like one · I am a real positive person and I like to surround myself by people who are as well · I am a real princess · I am a real woman, no bull-shit games · I am area of the environment but i am not crazy about it, i do recycle but i dont go all green · I am a reasonably

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intelligent, reasonably well put together woman who enjoys the “finer things” when I can afford them · I am a rebel with a culinary cause · I am a recent Auburn Alumna who just moved to Nashville to start a new job as a case manager · I am a recent college grad and trying to figure out how to be a functional member of society · I am a recent college grad from Buff State · I am a recent college graduate, and I am beginning a career in conservation education/zoology · I am a recent col-lege graduate · I am a recent college graduate and I plan on going back to school for my masters within a year · I am a re-cent college graduate and working my way up a corporate lad-der · I am a recent College graduate from Mercyhurst Univer-sity with a degree in psychology · I am a recent college graduate in Anthropology · I am a recent college graduate trying to find my place in the world · I am a recent college graduate who grew up in the Bay Area · I am a recent college graduate who is outgoing, bubbly, and all around fun to be around · I am a re-cent college graduate who majored in math and not-quite mi-nored in art history · I am a recent college graduate with a BFA in Acting · I am a recent college grad who enjoys friends, fam-ily, the outdoors, and making movies · I am a recent college grad who might not be ready to be done with school · I am a recent college grad who recently moved to Manhattan · I am a recent grad · I am a recent grad of UVa · I am a recent grad school graduate who tries to always see the fun and good in life · I am a recent graduate from Boston University, currently living in Boston and enjoying life · I am a recent graduate from college · I am a recent graduate from CSU Long Beach and am now working for Virgin America · I am a recent grad-uate from CSUN majoring in business management · I am a recent graduate from millersville University, and I recently started working as a graphic and web designer at a design firm · I am a recent graduate from UBC, working in market-ing, with the hopes of going back to school for business (in a few years) · I am a recent graduate from UNC Chapel Hill · I am a recent graduate of a civil engineering program · I am a recent graduate of an out-of-state university in New england and I’ll be living in Vermont for the very first time · I am a re-

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cent graduate of IUBloomington, and am thus an avid Hoo-siers fan · I am a recent graduate of the Juilliard School · I am a recent graduate of the University of Minnesota - tC · I am a recent Graduate of VCU with a Bachelors degree in Psychology and History · I am a recent graduate taking a break from school and trying to find a job so I can finally be indepen-dent · I am a recent graduate with a BA in history and art, but I really love to work with families, kids and animals · I am a recent high school graduate · I am a recent LA transplant but a native southern california girl · I am a recently divorced wom-an mother if two grandmother of 4 · I am a recent NYU grad/aspiring tV writer from New Hampshire currently living in Bushwick · I am a recent transplant from ohio to Chicago, and, to say the least, I’ve definitely fallen in love with this city · I am a recent transplant to LA · I am a recent transplant to NY but it already is starting to feel like home · I am a recent UCD grad in marine biology and english things, hoping to someday become Miss Frizzle · I am a recent Williams College graduate, working in Manhattan, and loving spending quality time in the city · I am a red-headed texan transplanted to Nashville-Davidson · I am a redditor, and I love to read books · I am a Redhead,5`9’, with a great sence of humour · I am a red headed, green-eyed leftie · I am a red head with a strong sense of adventure and an attraction to light hearted fun · I am a redneck at heart · I am a redneck Country Boy · I am a redneck country gurl who loves everything about the country · I am a Reds and Bengals fan · I am a Red Sox and Pa-triots fan · I am a Red Wings fan, and college football · I am a Registered Dietitian and love everything about food · I am a registered nurse, love to travel, love the beach and warm weather · I am a registered nurse and work in the emergency room and love it, wouldn’t do anything else · I am a regular at-tendee of the Chicago Symphony and the Art Institute but not in a snobby way · I am a regular at the Flying Saucer, working on my 3rd plate · I am a regular buddy · I am a regular guy try-ing to establish myself and live my life · I am a regular poster to fmylife.com 54 · I am a regular victim of the Asian glow, but don’t assume it’s indicative of my current level of inebria-

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tion · I am a relaxed,confident woman who enjoys many dif-ferent activies · I am a relaxed easy going person · I am a re-laxed individual, listening to chillstep style music · I am a relax person · I am a relentless dreamer with a million different am-bitions · I am a reliable and organized person if I say I’m going to do something I will, I like to get things done · I am a reli-gious and a spiritual person (most like to say one or the other but I am both/and) · I am a relocated San Diego girl lost in the South · I am a reluctant texan, although I spent many of my formative years in Singapore and went to the University of Il-linois · I am a Renaissance man · I am a reporter, which lets me be both Nancy Drew and a writer · I am a republicrat · I am a reserved person · I am a reserved person · I am a reserved person and I’d like to be pursued · I am a reserved person who can be pretty shy at first · I am a resident artist I’m a school · I am a responsible, independent, thoughtful, hard working, sin-gle father that has priorities and means what he says · I am a responsible an thoughtful person · I am a restaraunt GM and I love my job and the people that I work with · I am a retail man-ager and working toward my degree in PR · I am a retro-gam-er, i.e · I am argentinean · I am a Richmond native · I am a ride or die · I am a ridiculously optimistic, yet extremely rational person who also happens to be overly silly at times · I am a right prune when it comes to ice skating · I am a ringette goal-ie · I am a risk taker, though the Cost Benefit Analysis is my friend · I am a RN at KI and a Paramedic for a private ambu-lance company · I am a rockabilly guy who is a big nerd and geek · I am a rocker · I am a rock journalist, an independent filmmaker, and a drag rat · I am a rollercoaster junkie · I am a romantic, honest, affectionate, loyal person with whoever I would be in a relationship with · I am a romantic, I like to hold hands when ever possible, do things together when ever prac-tical · I am a romantic · I am a romantic and enjoy cuddling · I am a romantic and enjoy sad movies and books once in a while · I am a romantic at heart, and loves to spoil my man · I am a romantic at heart, a pragmatist by profession and a good man in general · I am a romantic at heart; up for spur of the moment adventures, late nights and early mornings · I am a

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romantic at heart and like romantic/romantic comedy mov-ies · I am a romantic at heart and loved being swept off my feet · I am a romantic girl, and old fashioned · I am a romantic who sees the cup as full (half water/ half air) but also deals with reality and can handle it when s#%t hits the fan · I am around people from 18 to my age almost every day · I am arrogant, wit-ty, and introspective · I am artisitc, hard working, and totally sweet · I am artist, first and foremost · I am artistic, carer mo-tivated, and down to earth · i am artistic, creative and look to connect with people on deeper levels · I am artistic, creative and passionate about languages/cultural activities/learning new things/doing new things/being intellectually stimu-lated · I am Artistic, Dreaming, and excited · I am artistic, free spirited, and creative · I am artistic, funny, and covered in bees · I am Artistic, Funny, and thoughtful · I am artistic, intol-erant, and lovely · I am artistic, kind hearted, sensitive and I’m choosy but polite · I am artistic, laid back, outgoing, fun to be around · I am artistic, layed back, and GGG · I am artistic, mu-sical, and adventurous · I am artistic, optimistic, and infinitely patient · I am artistic, outgoing, and successful · I am artistic, playful and generally easy going but I have a hard time doing nothing · I am artistic, shy, and honest · I am artistic, shy, and open-minded · I am artistic · I am artistic and creative · I am artistic and I like to sing and go out dancing · I am artistic and often quiet, but i have plenty to say · I am artsy and creative · I am artsy and into “old school” everything.I’m well traveled, passionate, and a free thinker · I am a rum guy myself) but have a nice house in the country with land, out buildings/barns, a few animals, and no neighbors for miles · I am a run-away son of the nuclear A-bomb · I am a runner, a writer, a lover, and a sinner, I play my music in the sun · I am a runner, skateboader, and kind of an anime/manga geek · I am a run-ner, so I have a long, lean body and flat stomach · I am a run-ner and an ellipticaler (not a word) · I am a runner and I dig movies · I am a runner I run 5k’s and love to work out · I am a sad emo · I am a Sagittarius, but don’t worry, I don’t follow it too closely · I am a Sailor, originally from New York, I love pretty much anything outdoors, I love cars, and am a gun en-

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thusiast · I am a Salesman, and I sell Advertising and Market-ing space in a publication my company puts together for vari-ous markets across the country · I am a Sales Manager working with an MNC · I am a san francisco native, i love the outdoors, i love trying new things, i’m pretty opinionated · I am a sapio-sexual · I am a sapiosexual · I am a sapiosexual and love oppor-tunities to have intellectual conversations & philosophical de-bates · I am a sarcastic, fun, full of energy, man in my mid 30’s who is just living and loving life · I am a sarcastic, fun loving & loyal person · I am a sarcastic, laid-back, independent, low maintenance type of girl · I am a sarcastic, sassy smart ass and that’s just part of my charm · I am a sarcastic, zany, slightly off individual who loves to meet new people from all walks of life · I am a sarcastic asshat who loves to eat, drink cheap beer, go camping, wander the city, go on road trips and shoot the shit · I am a sarcastic butthole(but then again most guys are) · I am a sarcastic fuck and I’ve been told I have a rugged exteri-or · I am a sarcastic guy and I like to keep things light hearted and fun · I am a sarcastic high school teacher with a passion for art and skiing · I am a sarcastic person, but enjoy having a good time · I am a sarcastic person but am very nice at the same time · I am a sarcastic person which I can’t help lol and make a joke out of everything · I am a sarcastic smart ass, but still more polite and laid back than most · I am a sarcastic smartass and I don’t particularly enjoy writing about myself · I am a sassy, head-strong person who is very goal-orientated · I am a sassy sarcastic girl who enjoys laughing · I am as at home at the opera as I am drinking 3$ shot and beer specials in a dive bar · I am Asatru, which is a religion that follows the old Norse gods · I am a saucy boozehound… not really, but I am sassy and love cheap beer · I am a School of Visual Arts and Pratt Insti-tute Graduate · I am a school teacher in the Pittsburgh area and tutor in my spare time · I am a sci-fi fan · I am a sci-fi geek, but usually too busy to watch anything or play video games, but I do love Netflix · I am a science fiction fan, but my favorite author is thomas Hardy · I am a science geek and proud of it · I am a science major but currently working at a bank(!) in the area of International Development, geographically focus-

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ing on Latin America · I am a science nerd who gets off on con-stantly learning new things and being overwhelmed by how much I don’t know · I am a science student finishing up my bachelors, with a plan to pursue teaching · I am a science teacher and i like science · I am a scientist, so I like food chem-istry and learning about it · I am a scientist · I am a scientist at heart, and I constantly crave knowledge · I am a scientist though, so that term bugs me despite how accurate it feels · I am as comfortable at a cocktail party as I am at a Super Bowl party · I am as comfortable at a rock show as I am in an opera house · I am a scorpio - I’m fun loving easy going - love being spontaneous · I am a Scorpio · I am a Scorpio · I am a scorpio so im passionate, intense and loyal (most of the time) · I am a Scorpio to my core, and it is painfully obvious who and what I care about · I am a screenwriter · I am a sculptor-scien-tist-thinker-tinkerer · I am as delicate as a flower, yet I can be as rough as a wolf · I am a seamstress and fashion designs stu-dent · I am A Seattle area native · I am a Seattle native living in Cheney for school · I am a Seattle Seahawks, Mariners, Sound-ers, (and yes) Sonics fan · I am a secondary school teacher with a very open mind, especially when it comes to films, music and books · I am a second generation Hapa · I am a second grade teacher and I look forward to going to work everyday; I abso-lutely love what I do · I am a second year law student who has lived in DC for close to a year and a half · I am a secular hu-manist · I am a secular humanist and a free thinker · I am a Seeker · I am a seeker of adventure · I am a self-described nerdburger - a little bit of nerd, a little bit of meat, a little bit of cheese, and a whole lot of saucy · I am a self-described tech-no-biblio-dorkophyllic gamer* geek girl · I am a self-employed multimedia producer, working primarily with nonprofits and schools · I am a self-employed recording engineer · I am a self-labeled outgoing introvert, with a quirky sense of humor and always quick to smile · I am a self-proclaimed Cool Nerd, Wrong-Half-Heeb, and Half-Limey · I am a self-proclaimed grade-a goofball · I am a self-proclaimed trekkie/Whovian (I’ve even been to a couple of conventions) and I love science · I am a self-styled agnostic pseudo-intellectual originally from

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Riverside, CA · I am a self-sufficient, independent and honest person that can sometimes be a bit reserved until I get to know someone · I am a self admitted geek · I am a self aspired intel-lectual · I am a self confessed shoe addict and tree hugger de-spite working in the crazy world of fashion · I am a self de-clared photographer, with a love for music · I am A Self Described Sapiosexual, From the Northwest Side · I am a self diagnosed workaholic plain Jane kinda girl · I am a self em-ployed actor · I am a self proclaimed “glamazon” with a caring heart who enjoys sports, music, fashion and traveling · I am a self proclaimed chef and love to cook and bake, and consider myself a “foodie” · I am a self proclaimed crazy cat lady, but don’t worry i have only one cat who i spoil to bits · I am a self proclaimed happy person yet I cry at the littlest things · I am a self proclaimed hobbit with an odd hobbity love of giants · I am a self proclaimed nerd · I am a self proclaimed nerd and a perpetual student · I am a self proclaimed nerd and I’m proud of it · I am a self proclaimed smile mongerer and life long learner · I am a self proclaimed social media nerd, wedding and party fanatic, cupcake enthusiast, Disney trivia buff and lover of all things polka-dotted · I am a self starter · I am a semi-lazy guy of above average height and weight · I am a semi-recent college graduate who majored in english and Women’s Studies · I am a seminary student, high school coach, and a personal trainer · I am a semi outgoing person · I am a senior at CWU, Public Relations major · I am a senior at Drex-el · I am a senior at Grand Valley · I am a senior at lake minne-ola high school im 18 im pretty tall · I am a senior at my univer-sity with a double bachelors in Communication and Children’s Literature · I am a senior at ou finishing up my bachelors in psychology · I am a senior at University of South Florida study-ing public relations · I am a senior at UNLV majoring in ac-counting · I am a senior Biology major hoping to go to medical school one day · I am a senior Film Undergraduate at UW-Mil-waukee · I am a senior in college at Northwestern State Uni-versity and studying theatre · I am a senior in college double majoring in Business and economics · I am a senior in college now and I love to Act · I am a senior in college studying english

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and creative writing · I am a senior in college studying history and education · I am a senior in college working on a degree in Middle east Studies · I am a senior in high school · I am a se-nior in high school and about to be done with it :) i love to spend time with my sister and friends and family · I am a se-nior in highschool beginning college in July at the art institute of NYC for graphic design · I am a senior majoring in elemen-tary education · I am a Senior Sales Rep at a large company for 9 years · I am a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned · I am a sensuous person and I like to flirt · I am as equally open-minded as I am decisive · I am a serial hobbyist & I love projects · I am a serial monogamist with a history of open rela-tionships · I am a serial short-term obsessive about things: du-bious ideas, drunkard authors, writing projects, the latest re-cord · I am a series of contraditions · I am a serious girl but I enjoy hang out to · I am a serious person (depending on situa-tion) and inclined to be somewhat inflexible in my thinking · I am a serious spazz, big time Harry Potter “nerd” and full time gadabout · I am a server @ Hoosier Park Racing and Casino& is a union rep for local 68 @ my job · I am a service writer for a German Auto Repair Facility (No, not BMW itself) · I am a sev-en-time Boston Marathon finisher (running my 8th in 2011) and I also like to hike, ski, and otherwise be outdoors · I am a sex-positive person and fascinated by kinks · I am as extro-verted as they come and I basically always have a smile on my face · I am asexual and biromantic · I am asexual I love every-one bc we are all a part of God’s family · I am a SF Giants fan to the core · I am as free as a bird...definitely a new kind of hip-pie · I am as funny as Amy Poehler and as beautiful as Leighton Meester · I am as happy in a village pub as a Michelin star restaurant and enjoy cooking something new · I am a sharp, independent, career oriented, educated, and ambitious per-son · I am a shirt and jeans kinda girl and a self proclaimed nerd · I am Ashlee · I am as honest as they come, a low-key, country gal at heart...and thus not afraid to speak my mind or play in the dirt · I am a short arse · I am a short Cambodian woman · I am a short girl who loves cars and playing outside · I am a short half Japanese, half Polish student at NCNM, study-

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ing naturopathic medicine · I am a shy, but funny person · I am a shy, nice, funny, chubby guy · I am a shy, quiet, n nice girl · I am a shy and loving person.love socializing , corre-sponding , reading, cooking etc · I am a shy guy at first, Im a nice guy but lately I’m finding out being the nice guy isn’t al-ways the right way for some reason · I am a shy individual whose sarcasm is as black as my apparel · I am a shy person, but want to be more outgoing · I am a shy person · I am a shy person · I am a shy person · I am a shy person and don’t make friends very easily · I am a shy person at first, but when I feel comfortable I am very outgoing · I am a shy person at first, opening up more once I get to know someone · I am a shy per-son at first · I am a shy person at first · I am a shy person at first · I am a shy person until i really get to know someone · I am a shy person when i first meet new people but quikly warm up to them and i can be quite talktive if i feel comfortable with them · I am a shy type and quite weird but not most of the time, okay · I am ASIAN · I am Asian · I am asian 31 half Viet/ Chinese · I am Asian and fun size lol · I am a silly girl with a big heart · I am a silly guy · I am a silly midwesterner living in this crazy city taking it one day at a time · I am a silly person, but quiet at first · I am a silly person and I don’t take life too seri-ously · I am a silly yet fun loving engineer · I am a simple, country girl on island time who has been transplanted in San Marcos · I am a simple, down to earth guy, excited about my career and future · I am a simple, easy going individual who likes pancakes and movies · I am a simple, laid back person · I am a simple, no nonsense kind of girl · I am a simple, not plain, and fun-loving person · I am a simple, open-minded, and easy-going person · I am a simple, sweet kind of girl · I am a simple.sweet.loving person · I am a simple carefree fun lov-ing energetic person · I am a simple carefree girl, and I love to just have fun · I am a simple chick who is open to anything · I am a simple Christian man working on getting his life started up · I am a simple country girl trying something new · I am a simple country girl who loves to have funn and don’t mind get-ting dirty · I am a simple easy going guy · I am a simple girl, just like to have fun and playing softball with my friends · I am

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a simple girl · I am a simple girl · I am a simple girl · I am a sim-ple girl · I am a simple girl · I am a simple girl amidst compli-cated circumstances · I am a simple girl and I can have a good time playing sports, staying in, going out · I am a simple girl and it doesn’t take a lot to make me happy · I am a simple girl from philippines · I am a simple girl I don’t ask for much · I am a simple girl Kinda nerdy, weird, sometimes awkward (It hap-pens) i say waka flaka randomly · I am a simple girl who enjoys going out on the weekends and relaxing at home during the week · I am a simple girl who has nerd-like tastes in certain areas but I’m at any given moment I’m down with the homies · I am a simple girl who loves to make others laugh and have a good time · I am a simple girl with big dreams · I am a simple girl with big dreams. I have a open mind and think for myself · I am a simple guy, real down to earth and I like to spend majority of my time outside doing something · I am a simple guy · I am a simple guy · I am a simple guy · I am a sim-ple guy · I am a simple guy and a bit old fashioned when it comes to certain things · I am a simple guy so I like the simple things in life · I am a simple guy that tends to make things in-teresting · I am a simple guy who loves to be in the moment and enjoy the now · I am a simple hopeless romantic · I am a simple housewife and mother minus the husband who died last year · I am a simple kinda guy I know me and honestly I work a lot and find it hard to meet people · I am a simple kind of guy with a wild side · I am a simple kind of man · I am a sim-ple man · I am a simple man, that enjoy the life every day :) Actually i’m also very very very shy · I am a simple man · I am a simple man · I am a simple man · I am a simple man · I am a simple man who likes simplicity, sincerity and im somewhat carefree · I am a simple man who love almost everything · I am a simple man with a complex mind that is always running fast-er than I can keep up with · I am a simple mountain man · I am a simple person, and usually ask for nothing myself · I am a simple person, caring, and affectionate · I am a simple per-son · I am a simple person and easy to get along with · I am a simple person hoping to find someone right in this world · I am a simple person that likes a simple (drama free) life · I am a

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simple person who enjoys life · I am a simple person who is easy to please · I am a simple person who likes to relax, prefer-ably with someone, and play games or read · I am a simple per-son who loves music and wishes to expand my social circle with like minded individuals · I am a simple woman · I am a simple woman with a simple dream · I am a simple woman with simple tastes · I am a simple yet funny girl · I am a simple yet interesting person.....that’s it for now · I am a simple yet smart guy who is easy to please and difficult to offend · I am a simply complex girl · I am a sincere, well-educated, passionate man · I am a sincere girl, cheerful and sunny · I am as indepen-dent as i can get · I am a Singaporean · I am a singel mother of a beautiful baby boy(: keep myself busy by working and of course raising my boy) · I am A Singer, a country woman, and romantic · I am a singer ,actress ,model and dancer · I am a singer, a dog owner and an all around genuinely nice guy · I am a singer, and a writer · I am a singer-songwriter, guitarist/multi-instrumentalist, DJ, photographer, audio recording en-gineer · I am a singer-songwriter · I am a singer · I am a sing-er · I am a singer · I am a Singer..I was a lead vocalist in a rock band but we split..so to indulge the craving I looooove kare-oke · I am a singer/songwriter n make my own beats (etc) for my songs · I am a singer and a Christian · I am a singer and I’m teaching myself to play the ukulele · I am a singer and i play piano · I am a single, drug-free, easy going guy with a knack for having fun and a great sense of humor · I am a single, hard-working, very busy, mom of 1 · I am a single 31 yr mom · I am a single 43 yr old female Blonde hair and hazel green eyes · I am a single accountant guy living in my own place that hasn’t found the right girl yet · I am a single dad, and my son is the coolest (think frankenstein from Big Daddy) · I am a single dad and I have a level head and a good heart · I am a single dad and love my daughter more than anything, I am about Quality not quantity · I am a single daddy · I am a single dad of two awesome boys · I am a single dad raising my two wonderful girls · I am a single dad that has his son all the time · I am a single dad to 3 awesome kids ages 11-8-4 · I am a single di-vorced dad who loves being with my kids · i am a single father,

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and I’m very proud of my 5 y/o son · I am a single father of two, they however do not live with me · I am a single father to 2 beautiful little girls which come before everything right now · I am a single father who has been hurt, but won’t deny I have hurt others, I’m honest · I am a single father who works very hard · I am a single gal in the great city of Boston · I am a single gal living in NYC · I am a single girl living in Woodbine, Md · I am a single girl who loves sports, loves a challenge and loves smiling · I am a single guy, who’s employed, fun, loyal, educat-ed, and Protestant · I am a single guy in his late twenties · I am a single guy who has a home in KC · I am a single kid, and nev-er been spoil t in my whole life · i am a single male puerto ri-can · I am a single mama but still know how to have a good time · I am a single man from NJ · I am a single man that lives alone in the north east side of town and have my own place · I am a single mom, always have been · I am a single mom, hon-est, humble, down to earth, love God and I am very loyal · I am a single mom, I have my daughter full time · I am a single mom, my son and family are the most important things to me · I am a single mom · I am a single mom · I am a single mom · I am a single mom · I am a single mom · I am a single mom · I am a single mom · I am a single mom · I am a single mom · I am a single mom · I am a single mom; I have two beau-tiful boys · I am a single Mom and a Singer/songwriter · I am a single mom and I’m just ready to settle down and to be hap-py · I am a single mom and I have made some mistakes in life, but my faith is everything to me · I am a single mom but I kick ass at it :) I’m a very hard worker · I am a single momma and loving every minute of it · I am a single momma to a little girl who is my world · I am a single mommy · I am a single mommy of a beautiful little girl who will be a year next month · I am a single mommy of two handsome boys · I am a single mom my son is my world i love spending time with him · I am a single mom of 2 and they are my life · I am a single mom of 2 little girls · I am a single mom of 2, a boy and a girl · I am a single mom of 2 · I am a single mom of 2 · I am a single mom of 2 · I am a single mom of 3 beautiful girls that are my whole world im only missing one thing....tHe LoVe oF MY LIFe · I am a

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single mom of 3 girls · I am a single mom of 3 · I am a single mom of 3 · I am a single mom of 4 two sets of twins · I am a single mom of 5 beautiful kids I have been blessed with · I am a single mom of a 3 yr old boy named John · I am a single mom of a 4 yr old lil boy · I am a single mom of a beautiful 2 yr old little girl who is the joy of my life · I am a single mom of a beau-tiful lil boy, who is my world · I am a single mom of a beautiful little girl, she is my whole world · I am a single mom of an amazing little boy, who just also happens to be my best friend · I am a single mom of an amazing little boy · I am a sin-gle mom of an amazing little boy who is my world · I am a sin-gle mom of one awesome 5 yr old daughter, I go to school part time and work full time · I am a single mom of the brightest most beautiful little girl in the world and I make sure she comes before anything else · I am a single mom of two · I am a single mom of two · I am a single mom of two.im fun caring and a good friend · I am a single mom of two beautiful chil-dren · I am a single mom of two boys, ages 4 and 16 · I am a single mom of two kids · I am a single mom of two sooo u gotta be able to keep up :) I’m down to earth and relaxed · I am a single mom of two very beautiful children · I am a single mom of two wonderful kids · I am a single mom that loves to be out doors and keeping busy · I am a single mom to 5 boys ages 9-17 · I am a single mom to a baby boy · I am a single mom to a beautiful little boy · I am a single mom to a couple gorgeous boys who entertain me everyday and I tend to be happy more often than not · I am a single mom to a pretty awesome little person and I’m a geek · I am a single mom which means I to-tally dig life and I’m happy most of the time · I am a single mom who loves taking care of my son · I am a single mom who works a lot · I am a single mom who works full time in custom-er service · I am a single mom with 2 boys · I am a single mom with 2 kids · I Am a single mom with a perfect son · I am a sin-gle mom with a toddler that means the world to me....must love kids · I am a single mom working full time as a manager in a retail store · I am a single mother, a full time college stu-dent, and also have a great career · I am a single mother, I work and attend college · I am a single mother, stay at home

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mommy · I am a single mother, who’s devoted to my son · I am A single mother · I am a single mother · I am a single mother and I love and value my daughter above all else · I am a single mother and my daughter will always come first · I am a single mother and very independent · I am a single mother from oklahoma · I am a single mother of 1 · I am a single mother of 2 and the gaurdian of 2 others · I am a single mother of 2 beau-tiful boys and I love it · I am a single mother of 2 beautiful kids i live in bunker hill west virginia · I am a single mother of 2 kids · I am a single mother of 2 · I am a single mother of 2 · I am a single mother of 2 · I am a single mother of 3 beautiful children · I am a single mother of 3 handsome boys · I am a sin-gle mother of 3 kids · I am a single mother of 3 kids and have 3 grandkids · I am a single mother of 3 · I am a single mother of 3 · I am a single mother of 4 ...2 of my kids have left the nest and I have 2 at home · I am a single mother of a 2 yr old, I work at an assistant living facility · I am a single mother of a 5-year-old boy · I am a single mother of a beautiful little girl · I am a single mother of a fantastically smart, sneaky little boy whom I love more than anything in this world · I am a single mother of a four month old baby girl · I am a single mother of a girl · I am a single mother of a gorgeous boy · I am a single mother of a gorgeous monster boy · I am a single mother of a little boy who I love with everything I have · I am a single mother of an awesome little boy who is my world · I am a single mother of a wonderful lil boy · I am a single mother of a wonderful little boy.He is the boy that holds my heart · I am a single mother of one · I am a single mother of one wonderful child · I am a sin-gle mother of three beautiful girls · I am a single mother of three children · I am a single mother of three children · I am a single mother of two amazing kids · I am a single mother of two awesome kids · I am a single mother of two beautiful, en-ergetic toddlers · I am a single mother of two beautiful chil-dren, my son Jordyn who is 3 and my daughter Mekenzie who is 1 · I am a single mother of two beautiful kids that are my world · I am a single mother of two boys · I am a single mother standing 5’3 270lbs · I am a single mother that is an aspiring author that has just recently graduated from cosmetology

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school · I am a single mother to a handsome baby boy who is my life · I am a single mother to a wonderful 9 month old boy his name is tristan and he is my world · I am a singlemother to two beautiful children my little girl megan who is two · I am a single mother who is very close to my family · I am a single mother with 2 children · I am a single mother with a 7 yr old daughter who means everything to me...anything u would like to know about me just ask · I am a single mother with two wonderful little boy’s that are my world · I am a single mother working a full time job and trying to enjoy life with.the.right.person · I am a single mum, im free spirited, take everyday as it comes, love having a bbq and entertaining for my friends · I am a single mum to 2 beautiful boys I am a full time student studying veterinary nursing I work part time in a vet clinic · I am a single mum very easy going likes to laugh, love cuddles x · I am a single of 3 out of hand great lil boys · I am a sin-gleom,ask if u wanna know more · I am a single parent · I am a single parent and doing pretty well on my own · I am a single parent and I work full time · I am a single parent and self em-ployed so I don’t have a lot of free time on my hand · I am a single parent currently serving in the army reserves · I am a single parent my child comes frist · I am a single parent of a 16 yr old son · I am a single parent of a little girl who is without question the most amazing part of my life and my world · I am a single parent of twin girls · I am a single parent to two won-derful children · I am a single parent with two teenage chil-dren.am cuddly and have dry sence of humor I am one of a kind, brassy, and can be soft · I am a single pringle and I’m ready to mingle · I am a single professional who has been liv-ing in the Boston area now for about 3 years, I’ve also lived in Chicago and New York · I am a single retired school bus driver of seven years · I am a single working mom · I am a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth · I am a sister, I am a daughter · I am a site model and receptionist :) i am very affectionate and sweet but also silly and bouncy :D i love ani-mals · I am a Site technician for now, and the work takes me all over California · I am a sixth-generation Georgian and very proud of it despite the fact that I’m anything but a stereotypi-

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cal Southerner · I am a size 18 n im not ashamed too say it , Im a single Mum to a 19 month old Girl , she is my everything · I am a skier and a golfer · I am a skinny, nerdy, animal loving, art appreciating, slightly neurotic, kind of dude · I am a slave to my imagination · I am a slave to SetLife · I am a slight film geek and normally know everything about the latest releases and what’s coming · I am a slightly insane nerd · I am a slightly obsessive-compulsive, very sarcastic, really good hug giving, stronger than she looks, cancer chick · I am a slight sapiosexu-al · I am a slob · I am a slow to warm type of girl · I am a slut for guitar solos, and that’s the only type of music that can deliver that type of spine tingling orgasmic feeling to me · I am a small-town guy · I am a small business owner · I am a small town country boy · I am a small town country Girl im a all star Baral racer · I am a small town girl , with values, morals and goals · I am a small town girl · I am a small town girl I love fish-ing and hunting · I am a small town girl that’s kind if a nerd but im also mature for my age · I am a small town girl trying to finish college to be a teacher · I am a small town girl who has recently moved to this area · I am a small town girl who moved to the big city a year ago · I am a small town girl with a big heart and a big smile · I am a small town sweet heart · I am a small town world traveler who only has dreams of being some-body successful · I am a smart, friendly, athletic guy who doesn’t to take himself too seriously · I am a smart, fun, easy going person · I am a smart, funny, driven individual, just try-ing to figure out whatever works · I am a smart, funny, quirky girl from Long island who moved back tot he Albany area for grad school · I am a smart, liberal, independent, skeptical fem-inist who loves adventures, travel, games of all kinds and hav-ing deep conversations · I am a smart, passionate, personable, and a self starter · I am a smart, tough, independent, girlie girl with a soft side underneath this tough exterior · I am a smart and ambitious guy, people always say I am nice and laid back · I am a smart and caring person · I am a smartass, Fun-ny, and Dorky · I am a smartass, very blunt, and open-mind-ed · I am a smartass, which, I’ve been told by a great sage, is better than being a dumbass · I am a smart ass · I am a smart

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ass · I am a smart ass · I am a smart confident person im cur-rently in school, i love traveling, animals and im a family ori-ented guy · I am a smart girl, who.needs friends to share inter-esting topic, i like to enjoy life in good way, travel, go out, go to church sundays · I am a smart guy, and I have a lot of great friends · I am a smart guy and I love honest conversation · I am a smart guy who has achieved a lot in life · I am a smart guy who is tall and also have a good sense of humor; I love making people laugh · I am a smoker, a joker, and a alcoholic · I am a smoker and do not usually drink unless it is a very special oc-cassion · I am as much up for a hike or a day out skiing as I am for a movie night · I am a sneaker addict · I am a sneakerhead and avid reader · I am a snowboard instructor at whitetail ill teach anyone who ask · I am a Socal native, growing up in the South Bay, and currently residing in North Hollywood · I am a so cal transplant · I am a social, outgoing, optimistic girl who loves to try new things · I am a social and fun guy living in Wil-liamsburg, but spend most of my time in downtown Manhat-tan · I am a social butterfly, I will make friends with anyone · I am a social butterfly · I am a social butterfly who is happy do-ing just about anything, as long as I’m with friends · I am a social caterpillar · I am a social drinker, (I like beer, corona and tecate usually), mixed drinks (adios MF’s, margaritas, etc.) and sometimes tequila · I am a social introvert, an adventurous he-donist and a single parent of the really nice cat · I am a socialist at heart · I am a socialite, but i also enjoy my down time with mother earth · I am a social night creature that hates the mornings, unless the sun is shining through my window · I am a social person, sometimes a bit shy but I open up pretty easi-ly · I am a social person · I am a social person and do well in loud scenarios ( take my family for example) · I am a social per-son and enjoy traveling when the opportunity comes · I am a social person and love being outdoors, traveling, and trying new things · I am a social person who likes to go out and do things but I also know how to be a couch potato and stay home enjoying a good movie or so · I am a social retard that spends most of my time on the computer then partying · I am a Social Worker, and spent four years in the Marines · I am a social

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worker, love working out, and traveling · I am a social worker and I absolutely love what I do · I am a social Worker by day and restaurant manager at night · I am a social worker by trade and at heart, meaning I love people deeply and strive to see them succeed · I am a social worker working with the de-velopmentally disabled · I am a social work student at Ut, and social justice is really important to me · I am a sociology major and enjoy listenting to what people have to say · I am a soft-ware analyst (crap, I can barely spell that) working in Dublin · I am a software developer from NYC, working at a start up like everyone else · I am a software developer interested in the lat-est and greatest in tech · I am a software engineer at a fuckin’ sweet start-up · I am a software engineer in the city · I am a software engineer originally from Kansas, then Phoenix, and most recently New York City · I am a software engineer splic-ing together js and ruby scripts up in Davis square · I am a software engineer working in Budapest · I am a software engi-neer working in Douglasville · I am a Solutions Architect living on the Lower east Side · I am a sometimes shy and very intro-verted person · I am a somewhat quiet person · I am a some-what scatter brained, outgoing and driven individual · I am a song writer and I work full-time from home doing freight bro-kering/ dispatch · I am a songwriter currently trying to get published and sell my lyrics · I am a soon to be licensed mas-sage therapist · I am a soon to be mommy and very excited · I am as open minded as the universe nd believe simplicity is the most extravagant way to live life · I am a sophisticated geek, a well spoken dork and a physical avatar of human silliness · I am a sophomore and a pretty cool guy · I am a sophomore and I’m originally from Pennsylvania · I am a sophomore at MCLA and major in biology and minor in chemistry · I am a sopho-more at VCU studying vocal music education · I am a sopho-more at Western, I’m an avid printmaker and love experi-menting with different stuff · I am a sophomore in college, writing this because this site complained that my essay is too short · I am a sophomore student at oSU, I like swimming and watching movies · I am a sort little thing at only 5’3” and 135 pounds · I am a soulful, independent, family oriented, humble,

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positive , flower child; on a journey of a life time · I am a south-ern belle that moved to the city a year ago after college to pur-sue a career in public relations · I am a Southern boy at heart.I prefer deep, meaningful conversations about a person’s pas-sions · I am a southern California girl who loves excitment, action and adventures · I am a southerner from FL/AL area · I am a southern gentleman and easy to talk to · I am a southern gentleman and know what chivalry is · I am a southern gentle-man who knows how to treat a lady · I am a southern girl · I am a southern girl freezin her tail off in the north lol · I am a southern girl from new orleans · I am a southern girl living in NYC and loving life · I am a Southern girl through and through (sundresses and sweet tea, anyone) · I am a southern girl through and through · I am a southern girl trying out the big city life · I am a southern girl who loves football (go Dawgs), music, and my family · I am a southern girl who loves to just live life · I am a southern girl with a city attitude and a funky disposition · I am a southern girl with southern charm · I am a southern princess · I am a southern transplant from the north, and while I’ll still always be a northerner, I have a self pro-claimed heart of both cultures · I am a south european guy cur-rently travelling the world and working in different coun-tries....:) I like saying and listening to jokes · I am a South Floridian turned New Yorker as of late 2012 · I am a Spanish girl living in London I would love to meet someone nice and funny · I am a spaz- so i need someone laid back around me- potheads usually suffice.i dont really like uptight people, so dont be that person.i love pool · I am a special and unique girl · I am a speech pathologist for children with autism (sounds noble I know) It’s great and challenging all at once · I am a Speech Pathologist in a hospital setting · I am a spiritual person, but not the “religious” stereotype · I am a spiritual per-son and very interested in all spiritual ways of life · I am a sponge · I am a spontaneous individual pure fire and I LoVe GADGetS · I am a spontaneous person that can be really reck-less or really thoughtful · I am a sportive guy, I like make things simple, a very social bud and Respectful one · I am a sports editor and photographer and I love my job · I am a

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sports enthusiast, a political junkie, and a sucker for really bad television · I am a sports fan, huge red wings and tigers fan · I am a sports fan, particularly A’s baseball · I am a sports fan · I am a sports fan · I am a sports fan and LoVe attending Cubs games · I am a sports fan and when the games are on if it’s a good one, I can be a bit distracted · I am a sports fanatic, Bears, Hawks, Cubs Bulls · I am a sports fanatic -- favorite to watch is hockey, favorite to play is tennis · I am a sports fanatic and a huge New York giants fan · I am a sports fanatic and love go-ing to different sporting events - especially Red Wings and tigers games · I am a sports freak especially when it comes to hockey · I am a sports guy, but not obsessed to the point that it gets ridiculous · I am a sports kind of guy · I am a sports lov-er · I am a sports lover as well · I am a sports loving, sarcasm speaking, sense of humour having, smart ass that is good for a laugh or two · I am a sports loving girl who loves to cook and hangout with friends · I am a sports management major and am getting my masters from SNHU · I am a sports nut/enthu-siast · I am a sports nut and love going to eagles games · I am a sports nut but I have a breadth of knowledge in other sub-jects and love good intellectual conversation · I am a sporty, outgoing, up for a boogie type of guy · I am a sporty geek · I am a sporty person and I do not hate many things but also like things · I am a spunky, free-spirited, contagiously laughing community minded individual who is passionate about issues of social justice · I am a spunky, very outgoing individual and I LoVe to sing · I am a spy from California · i am as real as they get very understanding but everyone has their limits · I am a St · I am a stable, employed guy · I am a stand up kinda gal · I am a Stanford grad and, admittedly, a nerd · i am a star wars fan · I am a staunch libertarian, of which I am very proud · I am a stay at home mom for the time being · I am a stay at home mom i am recently getting ready to go through a di-vorce · I am a steady, stable person · I am a steak and wine kind of girl · I am a Steelers fan · I am a stellar hugger and a world-class cuddler · I am a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler · I am a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler · I am a stellar human being, really · I am a stickler about not wasting

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people’s time, so I expect the same in return · I am a stickler for meteorology and sea creatures · I am a stickler for spelling and grammar · I am a stoic, passionate and loyal person · I am a stoner, and pretty damn proud of it · I am a stoner, I’m a manager in retail · I am a store manager at a women’s clothing store, it takes up a lot of my time · I am a storybook princess complete with bravery · I am a straight-shooter from miami · I am a straight asexual · I am a straight forward and easy going person · I am a straight forwarded girl, who is easy going , but then again what girl isn’t right · I am a straight forward guy who has goals · I am a straightforward person, so I expect that in return · I am a straight guy · I am a straight up smart, funny and playful guy · I am a strange girl · I am a strawberry blond · I am a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm · I am a stress free, outgoing guy who just moved to NYC from Ala-bama · I am a stricter parent than the average · I am a strong, hardworking woman who can think for herself · I am a strong, independent woman · I am a strong, independent woman and I am very laid back and go with the flow · I am a strong, inde-pentant woman so the man for me would have to be able to handle that ;) J x · I am a strong, loyal, motivated, and intelli-gent person · I am a strong-minded single mother of three wonderful children · I am a strong believer in Christ and at-tend church regularly · I am a strong believer in equality · I am a strong Christian (not fanatic) but I would like to keep it that way so don’t waste my time (-; Honesty is a must, so be real) · I am a stronger person because of my past and i have learned from my mistakes · I am a strong supporter of equal rights (gay rights, women’s rights, etc) · I am a strong woman who was forced to grow up much sooner than I was supposed to · I am a strong women · I am a student (potentially of Psycholo-gy) who just moved back to the area · I am a student, and a veg-etarian · I am a student, and a worker; so I’m always doing something · I am a student , and I major in fashion design, I like movies ,travel · I am a student, I study Business and ad-ministration program, and I hope I will get a job in any Chanel store someday · I am a student, musician, thoughtful, & ad-mittedly a little intense · I am a student, studying Psychology

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and Philosophy · I am a student, waitress and big sister to 3 gorgeous kids · I am a student, who’s going to school to be a Neurophysicist · I am a student, writer, reader, sex educator, Planned Parenthood volunteer, horror movie fan, big sister, and a lot of other things · I am a student · I am a student · I am a student · I am a student · I am a Student/ Actor · I am a stu-dent and have a full time job · I am a student and I enjoy mu-sic · I am a student a oakland University · I am a student at a local university · I am a student at Bay State College and I’m always down to have a good time · I am a student at Brooklyn College, and work part-time at Nature Publishing Group · I am a Student at Broward College, currently focused on finishing school · I am a student at FIU and my major is Criminal Jus-tice · I am a student at FSU majoring in Marketing and Real estate · I am a student at Indiana University Southeast · I am a student at Iowa State studying electrical engineering · I am a student at Midland College · I am a student at Penn State Uni-versity, majoring in Security and Risk Analysis · I am a student at St Cloud State · I am a student at Stony Brook University but originally from Albany · I am a student attending USC studying political science · I am a student at the University of Wyoming, originally from California · I am a student at tNCC I am sorry but i am not into Black guys · I am a student at UL majoring in petroleum engineering · I am a student at univer-sity · I am a student at university who enjoys a drink at the lo-cal pub, or a trip to the park to unwind · I am a student at USU, just home in Sandy for the summer · I am a student at Wallace and my dream is to move to New York after I graduate to pur-sue acting & modeling · I am a student at wsu · I am a student by day, restaurant manager by night · I am a student living in Brooklyn, originally from California · I am a student living in bushwick · I am a student living in Paris · I am a student living in Rochester · I am a student living in San Francisco · I am a student of life -- I love learning and trying new things · I am a student of life · I am a student of people · I am a student study-ing music and psychology at UNSW · I am a student trying to tackle the eternal question of what the fuck I’m doing after I finish school · I am a student who has just recently moved to

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Brantford, from a small town east of toronto, to be closer to family · I am a student with the University of Maryland major-ing in Philosophy · I am a student working on my bachelor’s in exercise science · I am a stylist part time and I am going to school for biotechnology · I am a successful attractive man with limited time on my hands · I am a successful business professional interested in connecting with genuine, open-minded, heart-centered, and growth oriented individu-als · I am a successful individual who loves to laugh and be around people · I am a sucker for ‘em · I am a sucker for ‘words’ I’m quite sarcastic and have zero tolerance for ignorance, in-solence and bigotry · I am a sucker for 80s music and long movies · I am a sucker for a blonde honestly love blonde haired girls · I am a sucker for a cute chubby guy · I am a sucker for adventure, whether its an abandoned stadium in Miami or an island off the coast, I love to explore · I am a sucker for a girl with a welcoming smile and someone super sweet · I am a sucker for a good movie · I am a sucker for a good personality and sense of humor · I am a sucker for a good sense of hu-mor · I am a sucker for a good sense of humor · I am a sucker for a good story · I am a sucker for a great smile and someone who can challenge me and make me think · I am a sucker for a guy smelling great, the smile, and high confidence · I am a sucker for a guy that appreciates fashion and doesn’t wear t shirts everyday · I am a sucker for a guy with dark hair and blue eyes, but my attraction for someone really depends on the guy · I am a sucker for a kind woman with great smile and an open mind · I am a sucker for a lame joke (“that’s what she said” jokes are always appropriate) and sometimes I get han-gry- that’s anger caused by hunger · I am a sucker for a man in uniform/suite and tattoo’s · I am a sucker for an adventure and also love random road trips · I am a sucker for any Scifi/action/mystery film or tV show, even if it is horrible · I am a sucker for anything acoustic · I am a sucker for anything clas-sic and vintage · I am a sucker for anything music related · I am a sucker for anything with aliens but I hate horror · I am a sucker for a pretty girl with a unique/cute voice · I am a sucker for a spectacle or the absurd · I am a sucker for cereal · I am a

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sucker for cute, but definitely know how to have fun with spunk · I am a sucker for good conversation, a beautiful smile, and tattoos · I am a sucker for good conversation, Wes Ander-son movies and the White Sox · I am a sucker for good conver-sation · I am a sucker for good conversation and excellent fa-cial hair · I am a sucker for good romantic comedy · I am a sucker for guys that are focused and have great work ethics · I am a sucker for guys who can sing/ are musically inclined · I am a sucker for ironic facial hair or a close-cropped beard · I am a sucker for Italian and NYC accents ;) IM me mom-2dom101306 on AIM I am trustworthy, faithfull, and laid-back · I am a sucker for many things Disney and someday, I hope to find a guy willing to honeymoon at Disney World · I am a sucker for musicians, tattoos and Batman lovers · I am a sucker for odd couples and the passionate differences between lovers · I am a sucker for pretty eyes, a nice smile and/or a nice azz · I am a sucker for reality tV, I shamelessly adore it · I am a sucker for rescues · I am a sucker for romance · I am a sucker for smart women who have a passion in something I know lit-tle or nothing about · I am a sucker for someone who plays the guitar and a guy w a great body · I am a sucker for southern accents, and redheads · I am a sucker for tattoos and dogs · I am a sucker for walking barefoot, boats, champagne, muse-ums, banjos, and dryer warmed sheets · I am a suicide girl · I am a summer girl who is probably meant to live at the shore · I am a summer guy · I am a super-geek · I am a super active guy · I am a super busy person · I am a super chill girl who would prefer a fun night in with friends then doing the bar scene · I am a super cool female that enjoys trying new things · I am a super creative person · I am a super down 2 earth gentleman who loves 2 sing, write, make ppl laugh, and just have a good time · I am a super down to earth funloving person · I am a super down to earth person · I am a super easy-going girl, and I’ll try anything once · I am a super easy person to please, and can always make ya smile or laugh · I am a super fun girl · I am a super goofy and outspoken person but I can be sometimes unfiltered · I am a super laid back kind of guy, I never get angry, I like to chill with my buddies and go

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downtown · I am a super laid back lady just trying to find a long-lasting, meaningful relationship · I am a super laid back person · I am a super nice guy, but sometimes I’ll say incredi-bly stupid things with good intentions · I am a super nice guy that will never try to hurt anyone · I am a super passionate fur-niture and lighting designer · I am a super positive person, I love to laugh and joke around · I am a super practicable guy · I am a super proud parent of two beautiful, loving & smart kids · I am a super social and down to earth girl · I am a super southern grad student and teacher who recently moved to Lex-ington for a PhD program · I am a super spontaneous but structured guy, a really well rounded individual · I am a super sweet laid-back, very peaceful person · I am a supervisor for a multi-billion dollar company · I am a super weird, happy, and positive person · I am a supportive and understanding per-son · I am a supreme smart-ass, extremely sarcastic, and love to joke around · I am a survivor, I have lived a life with many experiences and I am grateful for all of them · I am a survi-vor · I am a survivor · I am a survivor of pain, abuse, trauma, and self-hate · I am a swedish girl · I am a sweet & kind person, fun to hangout with · I am a sweet, loving, independent wom-an who loves life · I am a sweet , nice , overly caring person · I am a sweet and caring person that loves to have fun · I am a sweet caring person and will do anything for people I care about · I am a sweet down home southern girl · I am a sweet dude, I know I am · I am a sweet fun loving god fearing man · I am a sweet girl · I am a sweet girl and very energetic · I am a sweet girl originally from Louisville, Ky · I am a sweet girl try-ing to enjoy little things of life · I am a sweet girl who unfortu-nately has had terrible luck with men · I am a sweet girl with a sassy side · I am a sweet God fearing woman, who is very ca-reer driven · I am a sweet good hearted person · I am a sweet guy · I am a sweetheart, super easy going and very adventur-ous · I am a sweetheart, very friendly · I am a sweet heart · I am a sweet lady with a big heart and excited about life · I am a sweet person · I am a sweet person been hurt so many times just trying to find that one person · I am a sweet southern girl · I am a SWF and recent graduate of FSU, I like fantasy/

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horror books movies and tv series · I am as what i am..simple but funny..loved by God and happy to meet other people · I am a swimmer · I am a Swiss engineer and creative coder · I am a Systems Integrator, meaning I build smart homes · I am a t-shirt, hoodie and jeans type of girl but I do dress nice when I have to · I am a t-shirt kind of guy · I am a t.A · I am a tabletop gamer · I am a tad bit awkward, but I like people · I am a tad bit obsessed with Disney · I am a tad bit too busy right now to go out and meet women the good old fashioned way, thus, I fig-ured i’d give this a shot · I am at a good place in my life and am hoping to find someone to share it with · I am at a good place in my life as a student, volunteer, etc...but I feel that some-thing is missing · I am a take it slow kind of girl · I am a take me as I am kinda girl and I will not put up with bull shit · I am a talented, sexy, driven Green_miss · I am a talker, love to tell stories · I am a talker and a listener · I am a talker and could have a discussion with someone for hours · I am a talker but also a good listener · I am a tall, athletically inclined, social gamer · I am a tall, confident and charming, Aussie in his fifth year in the city · I am a tall, guy likes girl end of · I am a tall, laid back, easy going guy · I am a tall big curved girl from camden town who likes to have naughty fun..hehehe · I am a tall Ger-man living in china · I am a tall guy from Gothenburg, walking aimlessly though the streets of malmö and Copenhagen (the weather is quite nice tho) · I am a tall guy that needs to meet someone above 5’4” but I can make exceptions to the rules · I am a tall skinny white guy with a ponytail · I am at a point that I have a foundation I have built on my own and I have a lot to offer · I am a tarheel · I am at a sort of crossroads in life, so I’m kind of just going with the flow · I am at a total loss, but Chel-sea Peretti’s snippet from the Brooklyn Nine-Nine intro is probably the best two seconds of my week · I am a tattoo artist, currently attending Argosy University to study Psychology · I am a tattoo artist of 12 years now · I am a tattoo artist working out of the Black Rabbit Collective · I am a tattooed and pierced girl from Chicago · i am a tattooed teddy bear · I am a tattoo enthusiast - I have 5 and counting · I am at a turning point in my life just on the cusp of taking a big step in a newish direc-

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tion · I am a taurus, my favorite color is red idk · I am a tau-rus, not that it really matters, though · I am a taurus · I am at college at the minute studying applied biological sciences · I am a teacher, and family is very important to me · I am a teach-er, and when it comes to my profession I am very hard work-ing, determined and ambitious, and I have high expectations of myself · I am a teacher, an improvisor, a traveler, and I also just started a business · I am a teacher,a philosopher ,soul seacher and everything in between · I am a teacher, both col-lege and high school I read a lot · I am a teacher, entertainer, artist, and performer, and a people pleaser · I am a teacher · I am a teacher · I am a teacher · I am a teacher/para educator/therapist by day, and a free spirit that’s down for anything with drugs and alcohol by night · I am a teacher and a coach · I am a teacher and love my job so much · I am a teacher and love pursuing this career · I am a teacher and love what I do even though it has its days · I am a teacher and love working with children · I am a teacher from New Jersey and I absolutely love my job · I am a teacher in an Infant school which I love · I am a teacher in a primary school and enjoy every single day of it · I am a teacher on Long Island who loves to travel and learn about the different cultures and languages of the world · I am a teachers Assistant for special education · I am a team lead at Jamba juice · I am a tech geek and music lover who enjoys in-tellectual conversations and adventures · I am a tech guy by trade · I am a terrible dancer but I enjoy it very much · I am a terrible driver · I am a terrible speller, but I’m a grammar Nazi · I am a terrible speller, but I don’t let that stop me · I am a texas A&M student majoring in animal science · I am a tex-as girl that loves to travel and explore new places · I am a texas girl who just moved to Cali · I am at heart a reader and a writ-er, but one without enough dedication · I am a theater junkie and work as a bartender on Broadway · I am a theater major with a minor in Philosophy, dance, and music · I am a theatre actor · I am a theatre kid down to the bones, and I like sound · I am a theatre person · I am a theatre person and love the arts · I am a the girl with beauty and brains · I am atheletic ,always up for a challenge · I am a thicker girl but very strong · I am a

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thick woman · I am a thinker, a poet, and I think in metaphors and see my world through poetic filters · I am a thinker, athlet-ic, and fluffy · I am a thinker · I am a thinker and a debater · I am a thinker and analyst · I am a thinker and if we’re being honest, I ask a lot of questions · I am a thinker I guess, I like my “own world”, love to stay quiet at home, reading, playing or listening music · I am a third year college student trying to complete school and earn my degree in radio · I am a third year resident at UC Davis in internal medicine · I am a third year student at cal poly pomona heading into my fourth year · I am athletic, adventerous, and a red head · I am athletic, ambi-tious, adventurous, and a wee bit rambunctious · I am athletic, caring, and I know how to treat a lady · I am athletic, easy go-ing and fun to be around · I am athletic, energetic, and pas-sionate · I am athletic, goofy, and bookish · I am athletic, mas-culine, work out almost every day and I play tennis twice a week · I am athletic, smart, and funny · I am athletic, sponta-nous, and giving · I am athletic · I am athletic · I am athletic · I am athletic · I am athletic and I enjoy lacrosse, basketball, and soccer · I am athletic and interested in gymnastics, taekwon-do, running, and weight training · I am athletic and love com-petition · I am athletic and love sports, the beach and going far like on road trips · I am athletic and played sports my whole life · I am athletic and really into triathlon · I am athletic easy goin, easy to please, love to laugh and smile · I am at home on the range, keepin in shape, living in the Big Apple · I am a thoughtful and kind person who values lasting friendships · I am a thrill seeker and like to have fun · I am a thrill seeker and love to learn new things · I am a thrill seeker who enjoys activ-ities like dirt-biking and racing the roads · I am a times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets · I am a tiny girl with a big personality · I am at least 75% coffee, 110% sarcasm, 25% snarky, 100% bad at math and stats · I am at least nice enough to say I’m not interested · I am at my best when conversing in candle-lit corners with small groups of intelli-gent, intense, kind people · I am at my best when enjoying oth-ers’ company · I am at my happiest in a relationship, but I am generally happier single · I am a toddlers teacher and in grad-

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uate school · I am a tod in a world full of Coppers · I am a tom-boy but a total girly girl · I am a tomboy and happy with that · I am at once realistic and idealistic · I am a too hard working executive chef who bloody loves his job · I am a tornado · I am a total anachronism and I think “old soul” is an accurate term for me in a lot of ways · I am a total animal lover, having four pets myself, and consider myself somewhat of an artsy, cre-ative type · I am a total animal lover and recently adopted my first pet, a tiny little kitty · I am a total christian · I am a total country boy who likes to get crazy in the mud · I am a total country girl at heart · I am a total dog person, I could probably live on sushi if that were allowed, and I love SeC Football (Hot-ty toddy) · I am a total dog person and highly allergic to cats · I am a total dork · I am a total dork · I am a total dork for gram-mar · I am a total foodie · I am a total foodie but my stomach is smaller than my appetite · I am a total geek i love comics and sci-fi and books · I am a total goofball and semi sarcastic but playfully · I am a total goofball and would enjoy a girl who can laugh at herself, has confidence, and is open to trying anything once · I am a total housewife · I am a total jock at heart · I am a total kid at heart and LoVe going to Walt Disney World · I am a total lefty, feminist, social justice warrior cliche · I am a total lover and hate fighting · I am a total music buff · I am a total nerd · I am a total nerd and am proud of it · I am a total nerd at times · I am a total night hawk who is into the bar scene and a complete nerd that loves comics and horror · I am a total night owl, and I love staying out late at concerts or festivals, enjoying good music, good beer, and good food · I am a total night owl with a terrible sleep schedule · I am a total outdoors girl: run-ning, skiing, fishing, playing some kind of sport, biking, walk-ing the dog, and the list goes on and on · I am a total realist · I am a total science fiction fantasy junkie · I am a total sneaker head but i do have dresses :) Anymore questions · I am a total sucker for a girl with tattoos and piercings · I am a traditional girl who has high standards · I am a traditionalist when it comes to relationship · I am a tRANNY GIRL · I am a transfer student from LA/Ventura area living in the bay area and cur-rently attending UC Berkeley · I am a transgender female love

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going to the beach & blowing trees aka 4/20 i am a interesting person · I am a transgender Woman (Male to Female), but truthfully I am so much more than that · I am a trans guy · I am a transguy and I am just hoping that I find someone who just sees me for me and accepts me and doesn’t see who I am as a problem · I am a transplanted New Yorker by way of Mich-igan, and I moved out to Santa Barbara in June 2012 · I am a transplant from Chicago and still working on adjusting to ohio life · I am a transplant from New York, ISo friends and activity partners · I am a transplant from Seattle to Indiana, and recently Lexington, KY to Cambridge · I am a transplant from the midwest · I am a transplant from the Midwest · I am a transplant to the lovely state of Colorado from Washington state, via Pennsylvania · I am a transplant to Whistler from just down the road in Vancouver · I am a transsexual · I am a trauma nurse and have been for about 4 years now · I am a traveler, an inquisitive type · I am a traveler, I’m a dreamer, I’m always chasing after things · I am a traveler, I walk faster than most of lazy Jakartans who trapped their ass in a fancy car on rush hour traffic · I am a traveler at heart · I am a travel Junkie · I am a travel junkie · I am a traveller, a lover of sci-fi and fantasy, an aspiring polyglot, a good listener, and an in-troverted extrovert · I am a traveller through life and the world · I am a travel writer and magazine editor from texas · I am a triple business major and work at a radio station · I am a trisexual, i’ll try new things atleast once · I am a trivia junkie, because I find the oddest bits of minutia to be completely and utterly fascinating · I am A trombonist, vocalist, song-writer and composer · I am a true BC girl - Canucks fan through and through · I am a true believer in everything happens for a rea-son · I am a true blue introvert · I am a true country boy · I am a true definition of a single mom · I am a true foodie · I am a true gentleman, confident, professional, with an accom-plished background · I am a true gentleman · I am a true gen-tleman and focused on living this life to the fullest · I am a true Hawks and UW fan · I am a true libra I love everyone to be hap-py and try my best to make that happen · I am a true Native New Yorker, yup sadly we are a dying breed · I am a true opti-

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mist · I am a true optimist and can always find something to be grateful for · I am a true Patriots fan, who understands the game · I am a true R&B/Neo-Soul fan - my top three artists in rotation now are teedra Moses, Jazmine Sullivan, and Quad-ron · i am a true ride or die no matter what im a southern gurl i love to have fun and very open minded always like to try new things · I am a truly caring person and I love helping others · I am a trustworthy person and would like the same from oth-ers · I am at student at Cleveland State · I am at stylist · I am attentive, unusual, and sardonic · I am at the beach as much as possible in the summer · I am at the gym 5 days a week and I run almost every day · I am at this point in my life were wast-ing time is something I don’t wanna do · i am at times lazy and procrastinate but once my heart is in it i’m in it all the way · I am attracted to a certain grit or edge when it comes to both of these things · I am attracted to a myriad of characteristics · I am attracted to androgynous, patient, open minded, healthy, self loving humans, with a strong bone structure and a sense of humor · I am attracted to anyone who’s thoughtful and nice · I am attracted to a woman that is feminine, strong (mentally), confident, passionate, I Love smart, great conver-sation is a must · I am attracted to a woman who is loyal but independent · I am attracted to body health (tight o.o butts), open mindedness, compassion, enthusiasm and confidence · I am attracted to desserts with right angles · I am attracted to driven, PoSItIVe, independent, creative, funny, outgoing women who have plenty of their own interests, passions, and hobbies · I am attracted to genuineness · I am attracted to girls but have never really explored my feelings · I am attracted to girls who are worldly and articulate, athletic, kindhearted, and opinionated with a bit of a competitive streak · I am attracted to guys that are driven, transparent, aware, and confident · I am attracted to honesty, humor, a manly man who also can be a geek with me · I am attracted to intelligent, driven women · I am attracted to kind-hearted, intelligent, and quirky guys who are passionate about life, thirsty for knowledge and like to seek new adventures · I am attracted to men who are intelli-gent, funny, outgoing and family-oriented · I am attracted to

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men who are motivated and hard working · I am attracted to men who use correct grammar and appreciate men who read my profile · I am attracted to Norman Reedus · I am attracted to people that can bring something new into my life and some-how teach me something · I am attracted to people who are athletic and into sports and being in shape · I am attracted to people who can hold their own in a conversation and are will-ing to own their own mistakes/misbehavior · I am attracted to sensual, raw, animalistic, desirous women · I am attracted to strong and bright minded women who have a great sense of humor · I am attracted to tall men(I mean it) who are funny, warm, considerate and reliable · I am attracted to tattoos and piercings · I am attracted to the fantastical, the impossible, the bold, vivid, elegant, and bizarre · I am attracted to the sweet, innocent type; a girl who shows intelligence, good character, great sense of humor and a good heart · I am attracted to unique, creative people, especially musicians and artists · I am attracted to woman that share this same lifestyle · I am at-tracted to women with confidence, independence, and ele-gance · I am attractive, captivating, and fun-loving · I am at-tractive, open-minded, sweet, down to earth, honest, understanding · I am attractive, thoughtful, and spiritual · I am a tucson native, but just moved to Phoenix for a new job that I am loving · I am a turqouise belt in karate..that is one step above black belt · I am a tv commercial, film, and music video producer · I am a twin (which is extremely important to me) · I am a type-B personality · I am a type B person, laid back · I am a type of girl that have a sense of humor,kind and loving....i love to go to beach!!!and i love burgers also nyeheh-he · i am a type of person that is a leader and a follower, i do my own things most of the time without getting help · I am a typi-cal artist (though I’m more professional and put together than most), so I can be a scatter brain lol · I am a typical country girl · I am a typical creative type who never makes the bed and can’t return library books on time · I am a typical jeans and t-shirt kinda guy so very chill but also like to have fun · I am a typical laid back kind of girl · I am a typical Libra, lover of ro-mance and a connoisseur of the luxurious fine things in life · I

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am a typical southern girl from fl/ga if it has anything to do with country music and a mason jar I’m in · I am a U.S · I am a U.S Marine, I work hard and play even harder · I am a UC Da-vis graduate with a BA in english and Sociology · I am a UCF GRADUAte · I am a UCLA grad and my favorite activities in-clude concerts, comedy shows, and trying new beers · I am a UGA grad living in the Savannah area · I am a UK fan...Go CAt’S · I am a umd football alum, and past business student · I am a underwear model and I also own a fitness gym in Miami Florida · I am a unique little butterfly I suppose (an extremely manly, masculine butterfly) · I am a unique male with a huge heart ready to settle down and meet that special someone · I am a University of Maryland, Redskins, orioles, and Wizards fan at heart, as inconsistent as they are · I am a university pro-fessor with a laboratory sciences focus who also contracts with the government · I am a University student going into my sec-ond year · I am a university student who knows that one day will achieve world domination · I am a UofL, Bengals, and Reds fan · I am a USC BS & MS grad, and have basketball sea-son tickets, and am a trojans football fan too · I am a USC tro-jan and nomad who is currently stationed in Boston for work · I am a US Marine · I am Autum · I am a vandal · I am a vaudevillian, vacant, and vanished · I am a vegan, and an athe-ist, and I’ve been able to travel the world teaching · I am a veg-an, but I never force my views on anyone · I am a vegan, organ-ic vegetable farmer, artist, biker, and cook/food enthusiast · I am a vegan · I am a vegan · I am a vegetarian, but I don’t look down on others for eating meat, and don’t care if people eat it around me · I am a vegetarian, however I dont mind people close to me eating what they like, as long as I’m not cooking it · i am a vegetarian · I am a vegetarian · I am a vegetarian and a theatre person · I am a vegetarian and love animals · I am a vegetarian and love animals of all types · I am a vegetarian and love to experiment in the kitchen · I am a vegetarian and sometimes vegan but I really like chicken wings with my fries · I am a vegetarian but I don’t care if other people aren’t · I am a vegetarian so finding someone who is also or at least open to the idea is important · I am average, I work two jobs · I

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am average body not big not skinny · I am a Vermont trans-plant · I am a verrryyy LAZY person when im home but when i get out i love to party · I am a verry outgoing guy and am not afraid to express myself or feelings · I am averse to bullshit and try to surround myself with positive and motivating indi-viduals who inspire me to be better · I am a very “sunny” per-son..I love to smile and laugh · I am a very, loving, caring, hon-est, and harding working woman · I am a very active, fun, adventurous and easy going guy · I am a very active, fun-lov-ing and outgoing person · I am a very active and busy guy · I am a very active and outgoing person who works hard, and (as the cliche goes) plays even harder · I am a very active girl who loves to be outside and be creative · I am a very active guy i work full time and am very shy · I am a very active guy who likes to stay in shape · I am a very active outgoing social per-son · I am a very active person, but manage a good mix of stay-ing in and going out · I am a very active person, I hate to sit around bored · I am a very active person, whether its going to the gym to work out or raising my hand to put popcorn in my mouth LoL · I am a very active person · I am a very active per-son and like to be outdoors · I am a very active person and like to lead a healthy lifestyle · I am a very active person and love the outdoors, especially fly fishing and taking my dog out · I am a very active person and love to play baseball and basket-ball, go hiking or camping, or do anything else that comes my way · I am a very active person but I also enjoy relaxing · I am a very active person that loves hanging out with people · I am a very active person who loves socialising and having a good time with friends on the weekend · I am a very active person who would like to find someone with similar intrests · I am a very adaptable person and I love to travel · I am a very adaptive person · I am a very adventurous eater and love experiencing other cultures through their cuisine · I am a very adventurous girl, and I love to have fun · I am a very affectiona person and when I find that special man I will spoil him as much as I ex-pect him to spoil me · I am a very affectionate, sensitive per-son · I am a very affectionate person, I need someone who can deal with that · I am a very affectionate person, outgoing, and

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funny gal · I am a very affectionate person · I am a very affec-tionate person · I am a very affectionate person and like to show it · I am a very affectionate person and one of my biggest flaws is I usually love more then I’m loved · I am a very agree-able person · I am a very ambitious · I am a very ambitious and loving girl that loves pageants and baton twirling · I am a very ambitious person · I am a very ambitious person and I have a special admiration for someone that shares that particular quality · I am a very artsy person, I draw and paint in my spare time · I am a very assertive/but yet sweet, upfront/but remain humble and honest woman that has a lived a very full life · I am a very athletic and outgoing person · I am a very attentive & affectionate man who’s respectful, honest, loyal, and treats his one and only woman like a goddess · I AM A VeRY BeAUtI-FUL LADY IN SeARCH oF ReAL LoVe · I am a very big gam-er · I am a very blunt person · I am a very blunt person and when it comes to being in a relationship · I am a very bubbly person, i love to dancing like no one is watching, i like the beach, movies, shopping, I love tattoos · I am a very busy per-son, and I enjoy being social; my friends and family come first · I am a very busy person, so maybe a new friend or a local hangout partner · I am a very busy person so it’s hard to get out and do stuff that doesn’t revolve around my son · I am a very busy person with school and work · I am a very busy wom-an · I am a very by-the-book kind of person · I am a very calm, down to earth girl · I am a very calm person · I am a very car-ing, loving, trustworthing, and loyal person · I am a very car-ing and giving person, always loyal to a fault · I am a very car-ing and laid back kinda girl · I am a very caring and loving person · I am a very caring and romantic person · I am a very caring and sweet person, that is why i love doing what i do · I am a very caring person, I love my family and spend a lot of my time with them · I am a very caring person · I am a very caring person ill go out of my way for anyone who needs me · I am a very caring pers on I will been over backward to help some-one · I am a very casual scrabble player · I am a very cheerful and sociable person, I do spend time doing interesting things · I am a very chill, artistic, fun, curious, and nerdy · I am

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a very chilled and nonchalant person · I am a very chilled per-son · I am a very chill guy that likes to be around great peo-ple · I am a very chill kinda guy · I am a very chill person, unless I’m with my best friends · I am a very chill person · I am a very chill person who loves hanging with friends and snuggling at home · I am a very compassionate person, easy to get along with above all I love to have fun · I am a very compassionate person and I believe that we are all connected · I am a very compassionate person and I love people · I am a very compas-sionate person and that’s an important quality to me · I am a very competitive person, I like to play games of all kinds and I am willing to try most things once · I am a very complicated individual and am a die hard Whovian · I am a very complicat-ed person, come to think about it i’m not that complicated · I am a very confident outspoken woman that is a lover of both happiness and intellect · I am a very confident person · I am a very confident person · I am a very confident yet humble per-son · I am a very cool, down to earth woman · I am a very cool · i am a very cool girl to be around · I am a very cool person, smart, funny sometimes · I am a very country girl that loves the outdoors · I am a very crazy girl not mentally but I’m a weirdo · I am a very creative, passionate person who loves learning new things · I am a very creative and artistically in-clined person, although I am not actually a practicing artist at the moment · I am a very creative person, and love helping others · I am a very creative person · I am a very creative per-son and a huge book worm · I am a very creative person and my sense of humor is odd to say the least · I am a very creative person I like to sew, make jewelry, and paint for myself and for close friends and family · I am a very creative person who tends to see things a bit differently than the norm (guess that explains the musician turned psychologist) · I am a very cre-ative person with a number of creative outlets · I am a very cu-rious and passionate person · I am a VeRY curious person · I am a very curious person · I am a very curious person · I am a very curious person and I ask a lot of questions · I am a very dedicated person · I am a very deep minded person, im con-stantly thinking, my life is cars, i have a infatuation with

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them · I am a very deep thinker and I hear that Im pretty hard to figure out · I am a very determined and easy going Latina with a good sense of humour · I am a very determined person, nice, adventurous and ambitious · I am a very determined per-son and I don’t tend to settle for less · I am a very determined person and I have high goals for myself that I have every inten-tion of achieving · I am a very direct person, though I am not lacking in diplomacy · I am a very down-to-earth, drama-free person · I am a very down-to-earth individual, and I’m easy to get along with · I am a very down-to-earth soul, and I have a loud personality · I am a very down to earth but a very sarcas-tic,playful,fun loving person · I am a very down to earth girl who doesn’t like to beat around the bush, I usually get stright to the point · I am a very down to earth kind of girl love trying new things very spontaneous at times too · I am a very down to earth kind of guy · I am a very down to earth modest person as well · I am a very down to earth person, always willing to help those in need · I am a Very down to earth person, I love to laugh so a sense of humor is a must · I am a very down to earth person, whom majority of the time always remain realistic about situations and life · I am a very down to earth person.Who loves to cuddle · I am a very down to earth person and get along with most people · I am a very down to earth person and i love music almost any kind · I am a very down to earth type of guy that is unlike most guys today · I am a very down to earth type of person · I am a very down to earth woman · I am a very driven, active guy that likes to try new restaurants or see new things · I am a very driven and determined person with lots of goals in life · I am a very driven man when it comes to getting whatever it is I focus my mind on · I am a very driven person · I am a very driven woman · I am a very easy-going, fun, and lov-ing person · I am a very easy-going guy, and I do whatever comes to mind · I am a very easy-going guy originally from eu-rope · I am a very easy girl to get to know · I am a very easy go-ing, happy, intelligent person who is very eligible and faith-ful · I am a very easy going, happy person · I am a very easy going, mature, goal orientated, but laid back man · I am a very easy going ,South african, girl that enjoys the simple pleasures

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in life · I am a very easy going and laid back girl · I am a very easy going down to earth guy just enjoying life · I am a very easy going guy, who loves the outdoors · I am a very easy going guy · I am a very easy going guy · I am a very easy going guy that likes to have fun, laugh, and joke around · I am a very easy going guy who loves to experience new things · I am a very easy going guy who works too much · I am a very easy going kinda girl · I am a very easy going kind of guy · I am a very easy going lady · I am a very easy going laid back guy · I am a very easy going person, and I love to surround myself with positive people · I am a very easy going person, I love to laugh and en-joy life · I am a very easy going person, love long walks on the beach at night · I am a very easy going person · I am a very easy going person and always very curious about learning new things · I am a very easy going person and can generally get along with anyone · I am a very easy going person and enjoy finding new things to do and new ways to spend my free time · I am a very easy going person and outgoing · I am a very easy going person love to just have fun and just hang out · I am a very easy going person that likes to go out · I am a very easy going person who can enjoy all aspects of life · I am a very easy going person who loves enjoy every second of his life · I am a very easy going person who tries to make the best out of every day · I am a very easy going person with a lot of love to give to my perfect match · I am a very easy going sincere individual · I am a very easy goin guy, I am open minded to most things and i consider myself to be an honest fun loving guy · I am a very easy person to get along with · I am a very easy person to get along with · I am a very easy person to get along with and easy to talk to · I am a very easy person to understand · I am a very easy to get along with person and i love to have fun · I am a very eccentric, shy and intelligent person · I am a very elo-quent writer · I am a very emotional person · I am a very ener-getic, active, and passionate person who enjoys putting his attention on something almost all of the time · I am a very en-ergetic and amusing person i like to joke around and i have a very sarcastic attitude and I like me the way I am · I am a very energetic and intelligent person, loves conversation that stim-

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ulate my mind · I am a very energetic person, I’ve recently de-cided to get in shape not too long ago, so I try to stay active as much as I can · I am a very entertaining person, even when I’m not trying to be · I am a very exciting person to be around, and I like to make people smile and laugh · I am a very expressive and passionate person · I am a very family and detailed orient-ed person · I am a very family oriented person · I am a very family oriented person · I am a very family oriented person and I strongly believe that blood is thicker than water · I am a very family oriented person who has a pretty large family with many gatherings · I am a very family person wether it be home or work family · I am a very fast learner · I am a very focused individual · I am a very forward and love it when someone is the same way · I am a very free thinker · I am a very friendly, social and loving person · I am a very friendly and outgoing woman · I am a very friendly but sometimes shy person · I am a very friendly person and I accept everyone with open arms. DFtBA · I am a very fun, and out going person · I am a very fun-loving person · I am a very fun and caring person · I am a very fun and outgoing girl that can enjoy the little things in life · I am a very fun and spontaneous person · I am a very fun and unique girl though · I am a very fun loving, kind, and very outgoing about many things · I am a very fun loving funny but mature guy who loves basketball, especially the UK wildcats · I am a very fun loving honest person, who doesn’t play games, cheat, lie, I have a lot to offer that special person · i am a very fun loving person and i love hanging out,swimming,shopping ans dancing.i am very understanding an di love friends · I am a very funny, loving and caring person · I am a very funny and outgoing person · I am a very funny girl · I am a very fun out-going responsible person that enjoys to have a good time no matter what is going on · I am a very fun person that loves an adventure and always think positive · I am a very fun person to be around, I don’t have to many friends bc it’s hard for me to trust other women but that’s another story · I am a very fun person to be around · I am a very gentle caring loving guy · I am a very genuine and driven person · I am a very genuine easygoing guy with a witty since of humor · I am a very giving

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person, but I can only give until it’s no longer deserved · I am a very goal oriented, organized, sweet loving person · I am a very goal oriented individual, regardless of whatever people may think of me, I need to set and follow goals on a consistant basis · I am a very goal oriented person · I am a very goal ori-ented person · I am a very good conversationist · I am a very good guy with a great heart · I am a very good hearted down to earth kinda girl · I am a very good judge of character · I am a very good listener · I am a very good listener and am actually a certified life coach · I am a very good talker, I’m very loyal, and I love my family · I am a very good woman but i seem to have bad luck with men so maybe one day I will · I am a very go with the flow type of person · I am a very handy guy · I am a very happy, cheerful and positive person · I am a very happy, go-lucky, people person · I am a very happy and optimistic person which has served me well, so I think i’ll keep that whole thing going · I am a very happy and positive person · I am a very hap-py outgoing person, who doesnt take shit from anyone · I am a very happy person, and i like to laugh and smile · I am a very happy person, and very blunt · I am a very happy person · I am a very happy person · I am a very hard- working person and will do anything to achieve my goals in life · I am a very hard worker, and am very career driven, but I also know how to let loose and have fun · i am a very hard worker, i work a lot so that i am able to provide for my daughter and myself · I am a very hard worker · I am a very hard worker · I am a very hard worker · I am a very hard worker and am usually a bit too hard on myself · I am a very hard worker and enjoy the challenges of my job as an accountant · I am a very hard worker and love my job · I am a very hard worker have a good job · I am a very hard worker independent I own my own stuff · I am a very hard-working, happy, outgoing, openminded girl, that loves adven-ture · I am a very hard working and outgoing guy, my motto is work hard and play harder · I am a very hardworking guy , my family has 3 companies so I stay busy taking care if them and I always strive to make them better · I am a very hard working person who likes to have fun when I can · I am a very hard working person who loves to laugh and have fun · I am a very

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healthy and happy single guy who loves thr company of pretty and intelligent women · I am a very healthy eater, practically vergetarian · I am a very Home stead person who enjoys clean-ing, video games, and a good Horror movie · I am a very hon-est, blunt, open person · I am a very honest, blunt person; some people can’t handle it · I am a very honest, caring, com-passionate, giving, and loving person · I am a very honest, loy-al, and faithful kind of guy · I am a very honest, loyal and trust-worthy person · I am a very honest and respectful kinda of lady · I am a very honest and sarcastic · I am a very honest and straight up person, i hate liars and bullshitters · I am a very honest man and wish only to find my partner in crime · I am a very honest person, in fact most people would probably say that I am honest to a fault · I am a very honest person · I am a very honest person and honesty is very important to me · I am a very honest person and I don’t like a lot of “smooth” talk · I am a very honest person and I hate fake and manipulative peo-ple · I am a very honest person and I hope to find someone else that is honest · I am a very honest person as I know that I hate being lied to myself and believe I will only receive honesty if I give it · I am a very honest person who will bust her butt to achieve goals in life · I am a very honest straight forward kinda girl · I am a very humble man · I am a very humble man · I am a very humble man · I am a very humble person, non judge-mental, and open to getting to know new people · I am a very humble person and always look for the good in people and rec-ognize their accomplishments rather than their failures or weaknesses · I am a very independent and determined per-son · I am a very independent person · I am a very indepen-dent person · I am a very independent person · I am a very in-dependent woman and would love to have some fun · I am a very independent woman who loves physical attention · I am a very independent women but hope to find someone who’s worth making time for in my life · I am a very intense, passion-ate and romantic person · I am a very interesting man, love going for evening walks and walking out in the dark down-town · I am a very introverted and quiet person · I am a very introverted person; a bit of a bookworm · I am a very involved

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loving dad that’d do anything for my kiddos · I am a very kind, warm hearted girl, who cares a lot about others · I am a very kind and trustworthy · i am a very kind hearted person and try to help others as much as i can · I am a very kind hearted per-son and would give anything to make someone happy and make them smile · I am a very laid-back, go with the flow kind of girl · I am a very laid-back, no stress, and enjoy life type per-son · I am a very laid-back individual (huge homebody I am) · I am a very laid-back person who enjoys listening to music, hanging out with friends, watching and playing sports, work-ing out, reading, and writing · I am a very laidback, affable, and welcoming person · I am a very laid back, and easy-going chick · I am a very laid back, easy going women · I am a very laid back, fun, easy to get along with girl · I am a very laid back and easy going · I am a very laidback and openminded individ-ual · I am a very laid back chic · I am a very laid back female, who like to try new things · I am a very laid back guy, and en-joys having a good time · I am a very laid back guy, my two big-gest interest are sports and movies · I am a very laid back guy that tends to go with the flow · I am a very laid back individu-al · I am a very laid back kinda guy with a quick wit and a good sense of humor · I am a very laid back kind of guy I love to just hangout I will try anything once · I am a very laid back person, easy to get along with · I am a very laid back person, I love the Buffalo Bandits and have season tickets · I am a very laid back person, usually nothing rattles my cage · I am a very laid back person · I am a very laid back person · I am a very laid back per-son · I am a very laid back person · I am a very laid back per-son · I am a very laid back person and don’t let small things bother me · I am a very laid back person and get along with just about anybody · I am a very laid back person enjoy hanging out with friends and family · I am a very laid back type of person’s very easy to get along with · I am a very laid back type of person and enjoy spending time with my friends and family · I am a very laid back type of person who takes each day as it come · I am a very level headed, extremely patient and love to be chal-lenged to step outside my comfort zone · I am a very liberal and open minded person · I am a very lighthearted person and

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believe everything comes full circle (so share and don’t be mean) · I am a very lovable, and down to earth person · I am a very loving and caring person, I have a big heart which some-times ends up biting me in the butt · I am a very loving and caring person and im very easy to get along with · I am a very loving and caring person who desires to have a good marriage and a happy family · I am a very loving person (: I’m also a huge nerd lol I have my issues but overall I’m a pretty content per-son) · I am a very loving person, considerate, giving, and very sensitive · I am A VeRY LoVING PeRSoN WHo LoVe to CooK AND SPeND tIMe WItH MY FAMILY · I am a very loy-al and loving person and would do anything for my friends · i am a very loyal friend and girlfriend when the opportuniy comes · I am a very loyal friend and know when to keep my mouth shut, but I’m also a very honest, open-minded person · I am a very loyal person · I am a very loyal person and honest to a fault · I am a very loyal person and will do anything for the ones who mutually care about me and I can trust · I am a very lucky man · I am a very lucky person and live a pretty charmed life · I am a very mellow and calm person and can read people very well · I am a very mellow and open minded person · i am a very mellow person but at the same time i can be very hyper and spontaneous at times · I am a very motivated, active per-son I always have something going on · I am a very motivated, intelligent person, and I don’t like to spend my free time wise-ly · I am a very motivated and happy person · I am a very moti-vated and independent individual and i dont have time for anyone who isnt · I am a very motivated person who always has a positive attitude and oulook on things · I am a very moti-vated person who works hard to achieve goals and and hope to set my self up for the future · I am a very musical person · I am a very nice, caring, sweet, and loving person · I am a very nice girl and easy to get along with · I am a very nice girl and I hate drama and dumb people · I am a very nice girl but I’m clearly a nerd · I am a very nice lady but I can be a very mean person if u push me to far · I am a very nice person · I am a very nice per-son and I love anyone and everyone · I am a very nice person even though my appearance might say otherwise · I am a very

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nice person I like to have friends go out and have fun · I am a very nice person who gets along with everyone · I am a very non-scene type of guy, and I’d like to hang out with mellow, like-minded guys · I am a very old fashioned kinda guy and I’m easy to get along with · I am a very open, funny and giving per-son · I am a very open-minded individual who definitely doesn’t read into things at first glance · I am a very open-mind-ed person · I am a very open-minded person and down to earth · I am a very open-minded person and try not to judge people · I am a very open-minded person that gets along with all kinds of people · I am a very open and accepting person and it takes a lot for me not to like someone · I am a very open and easy going person · I am a very open and intense person, who loves to travel · I am a very open and laid back person · I am a very open and non-judgemental person; I hate people who hate people · I am a very opened minded person who goes by the motto forgive and forget · I am a very open minded man and very easy to get along with · I am a very open minded per-son · I am a very open minded person · I am a very open mind-ed person · I am a very open mind person and mature · I am a very open person,laid back.I enjoy cooking out,chilling with my family and friends,going to the pool and just relaxing · I am a very open person, which can be a problem some-times...I’m a very nice person, which is also a problem some-times lol · I am a very open person · I am a very open person · I am a very open person and have been told by most people that I am very easy to talk to · I am a very open person and love to talk and get to know new people · I am a very open person and usually way too kind to people · I am a very open person I have lived all over the world an love new experiences · I am a very opinated down to earth kind of girl · I am a very optimistic fun loving guy, who is always open for some kind of adventure · I am a very optimistic person, I very happy and I love loving life · I am a very optimistic person · I am a very out-going, ad-venturous, funny, nice person · I am a very outdoors person · I am a very outgoing, affectionate, and animated individual · I am a very outgoing, down to earth girl that loves to have a good time · I am a very outgoing, friendly person · I am a very

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outgoing, fun, goal driven and independent woman · I am a very outgoing, fun loving, adventureous, pet loving, outdoor fanatic · I am a very outgoing, fun loving person · I am a very outgoing, quirky, yet somewhat shy individual · I am a very outgoing, understanding, and loveable person · I am a very outgoing and bubbly person · I am a very outgoing and enthu-siastic type of girl · I am a very outgoing and fun person · I am a very outgoing and social person · I am a very outgoing and social woman · I am a very outgoing and social woman · I am a very outgoing friendly person who is very faithful to friends and family · I am a very outgoing gal that has many interests · I am a very outgoing girl · I am a very outgoing girl from Mana-ti, PR · I am a very outgoing individual who enjoys learning and challenges · I am a very outgoing loveable girl · I am a very outgoing person · I am a very outgoing person, a little shy at first but warms up quickly · I am a very out going person, and often like to step out of my comfort zone · i am a very outgoing person, but a little bit shy as well · I am a very outgoing person, I enjoy the little things out of life · I am a very outgoing person, I have that sense if humor and I would really like to be happy · I am a very outgoing person · I am a very outgoing person · I am a very outgoing person · I am a very outgoing person · I am a very outgoing person · I am a very outgoing person · I am a very out going person and get along with most people · I am a very outgoing person and honestly just get to know me · I am a very outgoing person and I am almost up for anything P.S · I am a very outgoing person and I love to be around happy peo-ple · I am a very out going person and I love to meet new peo-ple · I am a very out going person but I have a shy side too · I am a very out going person but recently due to family commit-ments I have been mercilessly chained to work and taking care of family matters · I am a very outgoing person i like to have fun and do what makes me happy · I am a very outgoing per-son I love to try something new all the time · I am a very outgo-ing person who just loves having fun like everyone else · I am a very out going person who knows how to have a good time · I am a very outgoing person who loves my job · I am a very out-going person who loves to laugh and try new things with the

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people I love · I am a very outgoing person who loves to meet new people and make new friends · I am a very outgoing per-son who loves to talk to new people · I am a very outgoing per-son who loves to travel and explore new places · I am a very outgoing person with an infectious personality and the ability to strike up and hold a conversation with pretty much any-body · I am a very outgoing woman who loves life · I am a very passionate, driven, upbeat, and positive woman · I am a very passionate and outspoken person- from anything from poli-tics, women’s rights- to food and fashion · I am a very passion-ate and romantic person · I am a very passionate girl · I am a very passionate person (aries) that has a huge sense of humor and always active · I am a very passionate person, and always put all of myself into whatever I am doing · I am a very pas-sionate person · I am a very passionate person · I am a very passionate person · I am a very passionate person as well as family oriented · I am a very passionate person when it comes to things or people that I care about · I am a very passionate woman; a true romantic at heart and I love being swept off my feet · I am a very patient person, caring, respectful · I am a very patient person, especially when it comes to a relationship · I am a very personable guy with a great sense of humor that likes to get out, be social, and have some laughs · I am a very physically affectionate person, hugs are good transfers of en-ergy and cuddling is amazing · I am a very physical person and I’m all about the hands on approach, but I am able to use my head · I am a very picky eater, but I do eat a little of every-thing · I am a very polite, out-going guy living in the northern Virginia area · I am a very polite and compassionate person overall, but can be very blunt and honest when I feel it is need-ed · I am a very positive & optimistic person that is always smiling & cracking jokes whenever possible · I am a very posi-tive, active and kind woman with a good sense of humor · I am a very positive, fun-loving person with a passion for all that the bush and the sea have to offer · I am a very positive and goal oriented person focused on my career · I am a very positive person, with adequate humor and love good movies · I am a very positive person · I am a very positive person and am hap-

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py with waking up healthy everyday · I am a very positive per-son and I love to laugh and have fun · I am a very positive per-son and I really enjoy trying new things (foods, drinks etc) · I am a very positive person and like to see the best in every-thing · I am a very positive person and love to see the best in every situation · I am a very positive person and love to try new things · I am a very positive person and thank God for every-day I have · I am a very positive person and try and think on the bright side, I’m very energetic I get high off life even the small things · I am a very positive person with a lot of inter-ests · I am a very positive upbeat girl that is always smiling · I am a very positive with the way I approach everything · I am a very positiv person with a lot of patiens · I am a very practical person · I am a very private person but I can be a good listener to someone who wants to share about what’s going on their lives · I am a very private person who is very family oriented · I am a very proud geek and movie/tV buff · I am a very quiet but I love to have fun · I am a very random and funny person and once people get to know they always want me around lol · I am a very random person, but I love to meet new people and spend time with friends, well actually I’m gonna have to make some to spend time with · I am a very real, down to earth woman · I am a very realistic person sometimes I’m not sure if I’m to for-ward but it seems to work for me · I am a very rebellious, bad girl but I do not use illegal drugs · I am a very relaxed, easy-go-ing guy who always has a joke or movie quote locked and load-ed · I am a very relaxed, go with the flow type, love experienc-ing new things, hearing different views and exploring what this world has to offer · I am a very relaxed person, love the outdoors, and cuddling while watching movies · I am a very relaxing and laid back girl · I am a very reliable and hard work-ing person · I am a very reserved and conservative person · I am a very respectful, honest, loyal, funny, caring romantic, strong, and handy · I am a very respective guy · I am a very re-sponsible adult, but deep down I’m a kid that never grew up · I am a very romantic kind of guy and im 25 · I am a very romatic lady, I’m honest & caring · I am a very sarcastic and intellectu-al person- I like to think that at least · I am a very sarcastic per-

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son · I am a VeRY sarcastic person and like the same in oth-ers · I am a very sarcastic person but deep down i am very caring and humble · I am a very sarcastic person so someone who does not understand sarcasm well will probably not be a good match for me · I am a very self -assured woman who knows what she wants · I am a very selfless and alway try to help those around me · I am a very self motivated guy, and highly competitive (in a good way) · I am a very serious and rigid person · I am a very sexual person but respect me enough to show some human decency first · I am a very shy person but once I’m comfortable I’m a real chill person · I am a very shy person initially · I am a very silly/goofy person · I am a very sil-ly person(: I love making other people laugh) · I AM A VeRY SIMPLe AND DoWN to eARtH PeRSoN tHAt JUSt WANtS to LIVe StReSS FRee JUSt eNJoY LIFe AND HAVe FUN · I am a very simple and fun loving person to be around · I am a very simple down to earth woman · I am a very simple girl in this complicated world · I am a very simple guy · I am a very simple man · I am a very simple minded guy · I am a very sim-ple person · I am a very simple person honestly · I am a very simple person i do not mind a lot · I am a very simplistic per-son · I am a very single and eligible man · I am a very smart and sweet girl · I am a very smiling and talented type of per-son · I am a very sociable and fun person · I am a very sociable and outgoing person and get along well with all different types of people · I am a very social and outgoing guy and like to get out of my comfort zone and try new stuff · I am a very social person -- it takes a special kind of situation to make me feel like I can’t fit in · I am a very social person · I am a very social person · I am a very social person · I am a very social person and can get along with almost anybody · I am a very social per-son I enjoy hanging out with friends and family doing crazy and exciting things · I am a very social person who loves going out on the weekends · I am a very soppy person and ful of love and afection to give · I am a very southern girl I love to fish, rode dirt roads and 4 Wheelers, play in the mud, and go camp-ing · I am a very spiritual person, however I do not go to church · I am a very spiritual person · I am a very spiritual per-

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son and enjoy being around those with similar morals and val-ues · I am a very spontaneous person, always up for a laugh · I am a very spontaneous person · I am a very spontaneous per-son and all about living life to its fullest and taking advantage of what i have been given · I am a very straightforward, honest, giving, caring, and loyal person · I am a very straightforward and don’t like playing games with people · I am a very straight-forward person · I am a very straight forward person and I’m not afraid to voice my opinions · I am a very straight forward person and I am very nice so feel free to say or ask anything · I am a very straight forward person in a way that doesn’t de-stroy a person’s self-esteem · I am a very strange person (in the good meaning) because i’m sweet and lovely, But i can be Wild and unpredictable · I am a VeRY stright and to the point · I am a very strong believer in human equality/treating everyone with respect regardless of differences · I am a very strong be-liever in karma · I am a very strong independent loyal humble person caring always wanting to help everyone · I am a very strong indipendant woman that can handle my own · I am a very strong woman, but sweet at the same time · I am a very studious hard working person but I also like to have fun · I am a very sweet, friendly, and outgoing person · I am a very sweet, honest, laid back person and I know I’m a good catch · I am a very sweet and easy going person, I like to enjoy little things in life · I am a very sweet and quiet girl · I am a very sweet girl, pretty much never a bitch · I am a very sweet girl but can be really feisty as well lol · I am a very sweet guy and I try my best to show/treat her that she’s special · I am a very sweet person, really mellow and down to earth · I am a very sweet person and love to help people out, even if its just to lend a listening ear · I am a very sweet person but I also have my sassy side :) I work full time night shift and love it · I am a very sweet person who loves to make others smile · I am a very sweet woman that loves to laugh and make othera laugh · I am a very talented musician and just have a need to entertain people I’ll do any-thing to get a laugh or a smile just any reaction · I am a very talkative person and I regularly crave good conversation · I am a very tall (6’6”), blond, blue eyed guy who is open to many

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many things in life · I am a very tolerant person, more so than I should be · I am a very trustworthy woman · I am a very truthful person · I am a very uniqe kind of guy, I do things my own way, and try to get along with everybody else · I am a very unique character, I love my job and I am very busy because of it · I am a very unique individual, I have spent most of my life trying to have as much fun as humanly possible · I am a very unique individual and I put perhaps a bit too much pride in that fact · I am a very up beat person with a big personality · I am a very upbeat positive person who lives to laugh and have fun · I am a very upfront and honest person, and I surround myself with purple who are the same · I am a very up front per-son · i am a very upfront person · I am a very versatile per-son · I am a very versatile person and have a lot to me · I am a very visual person and I like to paint, draw, craft, write, make zines and I try to make everything as bright and colourful as possible · I am a very vivacious and alive person · I am a very warm and friendly person with a big heart · I am a very warm and loving person · I am a very warm friendly down to earth type of girl · I am a very witty person, I love to laugh, and make others around me laugh · I am a veterinary technician that works emergency at night · I am a vet tech at an emergency animal hospital · I am a Vice President on a high tech company and a part time model I am funny, adventurous, and riskey · I am avid about music, writing it and playing often · I am avidly curious, imaginative, creative, sensuous and I love to explore (in every respect), travel and ask awkward questions · I am a villainous, yet charismatic person with a love for wine, wom-en, and song · I am a vino and enjoy wine tours · I am a vintage enthusiast with love for the styles, music, films of the 40s and 50s but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century lol · I am a violinist and a classical music geek · I am a virgin · I am a virgin and I will most likely remain one until my wedding night · I am a Virgo, and I do find astrology interesting · I am a Virgo · I am a visual artist from Chile living in Brooklyn · I am a visual artist in every medium I come across · I am a visual thinker · I am a vivacious, funny, caring girl · I am a vocalist, started out with screams (pretty much any style but deathcore

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is my forte) but I’ve started working on my clean vocals a lot lately · I am a volunteer · I am a volunteer and part time paid firefighter and eMt · I am a volunteer firefighter, in college for nursing, and I’m now working as a CNA · I am a volunteer fire fighter, work as a welder for a family buisness · I am a vol-unteer firefighter · I am a volunteer firefighter and volunteer rescue tech · I am a voracious reader and procrastinator (usu-ally simultaneously) · I am a waitress and I’m in school full time for hairdressing · I am a wanderlust · I am a wanna be hipster · I am a wannabe musician, a movie enthusiast, and a kid at heart · I am a Warehouse coordinator and assistant manager · I am a warehouse manager/truck driver/salesmen for a private business during the week and as much as i enjoy the grind, i really enjoy my free time · I am a warm, affection-ate person and am generally attracted to other warm, affec-tionate people · I am a warm loving person who enjoys family, life and friends · I am a warm person with a cool side · I am a water person · I am a wealth of useless sports, history, and pop culture knowledge · I am a wealthy industrialist and philan-thropist and, uh, a bicyclist · I am a wearer of many (I even cook), which I’m pretty proud of · I am a web content/PR/out-reach person for a women’s health clinic in Austin · I am a web designer, I run my own studio and write articles etc and lec-ture on design and typography and things like that · I am a web developer/designer which can be a demanding job some-times, but I love what I do · I am a wee bit awkward but a ton of fun · I am a weekly grouse grinder, avid cyclist, and forced runner (puke) · I am a weightlifter outside of work · I am a weird but fun mixture of serious thinker and sometimes also playful, nerdy guy who is also a hopeless romantic and gentle-man · I am a weird mix of geek and normal with a little bit of interesting in between · I am a weirdo and tend only to get along with others who are open and don’t mind a fucking un-censored mouth · I am a weird person · I am a welder fabrica-ter, and enjoy comic book stuff lol i have several tatoos that reflect my personality · I am a well-established and well-round-ed guy · I am a well-rounded individual with a kind heart and very positive outlook on life · I am a well-rounded person · I

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am a well-rounded person who likes artistic things like music, photography and film · I am a well educated and career orient-ed woman · I am a well manerd man that is easy going · I am a well motivated person · I am a well rounded, smart, diverse individual with a witty sense of humor · I am a well rounded guy · I am a well rounded individual, I enjoy staying in shape, and taking care of my body · I am a well rounded person · I am a well rounded person for the most part · I am a well rounded person with a laid back personality · I am awesome · I am awe-some · I am awesome · I am awesome · I am awesome · I am awesome & awe inspiring · I am awesome, a good friend, and church-going · I am awesome, just kidding I am not that full of myself · I am awesome, kind hearted and a really bad speller · I am awesome, mostly outgoing, and humorous · I am awe-some, ravishing, and vivacious · I am Awesome · I am awe-some · I am awesome · I am Awesome · I am awesome · I am awesome · I am awesome...really though · I am awesome ;) South Jersey is lame · I am awesome as fuck · I am awesome at pool and used to coach a netball team · I am awesome · I am a west coast girl living on the east coast · I am awful at jokes and bad at flirting · I am a whimsical easy-going girl who enjoys working out, white wine, and a good book · I am a whiskey and boots kind of girl · I am a whiskey fan · I am a white female, who isn’t feeling particularly creative while writing this thing · I am a white female from WI · I am a whole complex package · I am a whole lot of complicated all rolled up into one little ball of energy · I am a whole lotta weird and I wouldn’t have it any other way · I am a wholesome individual who knows how to balance work, fun and faith · I am a widow, my husband died back in August · I am a widow as of April of 2008 · I am a widow since 2000 · I am a widow with four chil-dren three are married with children · I am a wild child and a misfit · I am a winter person hands down · I am a wise crack-ing, straight shooting bitch, with an awkward shy humble side · I am a witty, funny, sarcastic person · I am a witty, sin-cere guy who is extremely dedicated to his friends and fami-ly · I am a witty/sarcastic ass and I need someone who can keep up · I am awkward, I have anxiety around large groups of

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people · I am awkward · I am awkward · I am awkward · I am awkward · I am awkward...but awesome · I am awkward and embarrass myself more so than not · I am awkward but I think a lot of us are - no sense in hiding it, really · I am awkwardly sarcastic, I’m inappropriate a good amount of the time · I am awkward sometimes but I like it and have learned to have fun with it · I am a wolf · I am a wolf · I am a woman · I am a wom-an full of faith and hope and honesty · I am a woman of many different interests · I am a woman of value and stand behind the morals I have · I am a woman of weird addictions, tons of contradictions and a deep insight · I am a woman on a long road called “Life” · I am a woman Phenomenally · I am a wom-an Phenomenally · I am a woman Phenomenally · I am a wom-an Phenomenally · I am a woman Phenomenally · I am a wom-an Phenomenally · I AM A WoMAN WHo eNJoYS tHe SIMPLe tHINGS oF tHe LIFe, I BeLIeVe IN MAGIC, I tHINK tHAt eVeRYtHING MAY Be PoSSIBLe · I am a woman who gains wisdom gained through experience · I am a woman with no pretentions · I am a women of few words but they’ll be good ones · I am a wonderful person · I am a word-smith, a language geek, a Michigan native, an existentialist, a wanderer, a creativist, and a workaholic · I am a work-in-prog-ress, or a run on sentence -- a bit like that cummings quote, right · I am a workaholic, a little bossy, motivated, smart and well rounded · I am a workaholic, I love the thing I do, lots of fun · I am a workaholic and love staying busy · I am a worka-holic who has a big heart and big into family and friends · I am a workaholic with big dreams. I’m always down for a good time though; work hard, play harder · I am a work hard play hard type of girl and a huge fan of traveling · I am a work in progress, have learned from my mistakes, and am ready to continue moving forward in life · I am a work in progress and I love it · I am a work in progress so be patient · I am a world-traveler, obsessed with London · I am a world traveler, a foodie, a bookworm, and many other things, all rolled into one · I am a world traveler and have explored many forms of spirituality and healing tools on the road · I am a wrestler so lots of my life consists of wrestling · I am a writer (I call myself

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that even though I have little evidence to show for it, but it’s better than any other term I could be labeled) · I am a writer, a dreamer, a lover · I am a writer, a human rights activist, an an-imal lover and a Christian · I am a writer, a musician, and a self-admitted pseudo-intellectual · I am a writer, an actor, an improviser, an introvert, an extrovert, a girl · I am a writer, and do it both as a living and as a hobby · I am a writer, artist, humorist, who is currently studying wine, doing tarot, and learning to sew · I am a writer, to be published is my goal · I am a writer · I am a writer · I am a writer · I am a writer · I am a writer · I am a writer and a creative consultant in the film in-dustry on the side · I am a writer and a musician · I am a writer and an artist · I am a writer and I’m always thinking of new things to write about · I AM A WRIteR AND SoMetIMeS ARtISt.I LoVe MY FAMILY AND HAVe A RAtHeR LARGe oNe!MY INteReStS teND to Be PoLItICAL,SPIRItUAL AND PHILoSoPHICAL · I am a writer constantly trying to im-merse myself in a new idea or project · I am a writer studying film and english at WMU · I am a writer who’s always happiest when I’m learning or doing something new · I am a writer who loves exploring new places · I am a writer who loves to travel and be outdoors · I am a writer with a passion for film and a sports fan who can’t shoot a basket to save my life · I am a writ-er working in the tech sector · I am a Yacht Design engineer for a local company · I am a Yankee fan and I miss the old sta-dium · I am a Yankees fan · I am a Yankees fan and a Dolphins fan, I try to like the Buffalo Bills, but I just cant seem to do it · I am a Yankees fan and I rooted for the Giants in their last Super Bowl · I am a year sober august 10th 2011 and i will not go back · I am a yoga instructor/construction supervisor · I am a yoga practicing, Nutella eating, wine drinking tits McGee fashionista Aquarian · I am a yoga teacher and massage thera-pist in Ann Arbor · I am a Yu-Gi-oh judge Friday night and Sundays · I am a {Christian} and a [writer · I am a ‘95 graduate of ohio University and have spent most of my career in media relations · I am bad at moderation and easily excitable · I am bad at these · I am bad at these · I am bad at this part · I am bad news · I am bad with these thing · I am ballz, weird, and

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dead · I am bashful, geeky, and creative · I am basically a big kid at heart · I am basically a bit awesome, or so I’m told quite frequently · I am basically a huge nerd · I am basically all alone in a new place, it would be nice to have some legitimate friends · I am basically always smiling and laughing · I am ba-sically a normal guy except I was that kid who was stuck in the well · I am basically as real as it gets · I am basically Captain Kirk, just in Philadelphia instead of outer space · I am basically obsessed with film haha · I am basically one of those guys who started from nothing; but found the right path up · I am basi-cally open to most things · I am basically out to enjoy life - all the other stuff is filler · I am basically the female protagonist of a sitcom · I am bbw im trying to lose weight yes i have weight on me · I am beautiful, bold, and intelligent · I am Beautiful, Devilish, and Seductive · I am Beautiful, Intelligent, and Freaky · I am beautiful, loving, and CARING · I am beautiful, poetic, and warm · I am beautiful, smart, and outgoing · I am beautiful and incredibly sexy · I am beautiful ladies ;) my num-ber 6147175864 · I am been to 30-odd countries (I would count, but I can’t be bother right now) · i am believer and have faith in God · I am benevolent, compassionate, polite, and kind; but in general I don’t care what people think of me · I am berries · I am best described as an enigma, something that shouldn’t be but is · I am better at answering questions · I am better at chasing buses than chasing girls · I am better at listening than talking · I am better in person · I am better in person · I am better on a personal level · I am better than beginners, but only make it to average at my best · I am better with lists and seem to talk to much already so this (maybe) will simplify it · I am beyond blessed with my family · I am beyond loyal to my friends, family, and partners · I am bi-sexual but leaning more and more towards focusing solely on women · I am bi · I am big city bred, small town raised, which I believe lead to my in-teresting personality · I am bigger, but not grosser · I am big into all sorts of music but I love Progressive Metal and any kind of music that pushes boundaries or makes my head spin · I am big into athletics but deep down I’m really a goof · I am big into balance after 3 years of working 70 hour weeks fol-

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lowed by a year of travelling · I am big into boating and float-ing and just leisure in general on the water · I am big into dance, yoga, fitness · I am big into fandom, in case the books, movies, and shows section doesn’t give tHAt away · I am big into football and baseball but I’m getting more into golf as time goes on · I am big into games of all types, watching every-thing Netflix and Hulu Plus have to offer; love cooking shows · I am big into goals, fitness and charity organiza-tions · I am big into hanging out with friends and traveling · I am big into hiking, soccer, camping, ultimate (frisbee), wine, grilling · I am big into movies · I am big into music, art, fash-ion and football · I am big into music, food, culture, concerts, road trips, hiking, camping, being spontaneous, drinking cof-fee, drinking beer, and karaoke · I am big into music of almost any type · I am big into pastafarians · I am big into photogra-phy (digital and film), and I am actually a Fine Art major in school · I am big into sports · I am big into sports and i love outdoor activites · I am big into sports and like being outside in the park no matter the weather, SNoW BALL FIGHtS · I am big into sports and travelling and would welcome people to share those experiences with · I am big into sports and try to go to a few games a year · I am big into tattoos and believe that it can be a beautiful form of art · I am big on animals and na-ture · I am big on communication and honesty · I am big on cuddling · I am big on family and like women who are mature, intelligent and confident Be kind · I am big on food, fancy or greasy I don’t care · I am big on helping people · I am big on honesty · I am big on laughing and sarcasm · I am big on loyal-ty and honesty · I am big on manners & respect · I am big on manners but I love tattoos.openmindedness is a sexy, bigotry isnt · I am big on meditation · I am big on movies and well-act-ed television shows · I am big on outdoor activites and taking the time to enjoy the present · I am big on reading · I am big on reggae music, i love it so much · I am big on sarcasm · I am bi-lingual, and a dual-citizen · I am bilingual in english, greek, and i used to speak French · I am bilingual in english and Spanish and hope to learn more as the years go on · I am bipo-lar, autophobic, among other things · I am bipolar · I am bisex-

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ual · I am Bisexual · I am bisexual and I love women , and they’re gentleness , but I hate having them as friends · I am bisexual and non-monogamous · I am Bisexual so yes I have been with MeN and WoMAN alike, so now that is out the way · I am bitchy, amusing, and clutzy · I am bit of an activ-ist · I am bit of a nerd/geek · I am black, handsome, I’m rich, plus I sing, and I’m a flirt · I am black, short, funny, sporty, a tad bit of a fun fact fanatic and comic book geek, near sighted with tiny ears · i am black ,white and indian · I am blah blah blah blah · I am blast to be around and I know how to hold a conversation · I am blessed, strong, and growing · I am bless-ed · I am blessed to have an amazing family and the best friends any girl could ask for · I am blessed to have several groups of friends with various backgrounds, so I tend to have many interests · I am blessed to have the life I do, my job, my house, and my car and motorcycle · I am Blessed to live the life I live · I am blessed with 4 brothers and two living parents though I live on my own and prefer to see them on the week-ends · I am blessed with a wonderful family · I am blk,white, rican, n cherokee · I am Blonde, Curvy, and optimistic · I am blonde, fit, and fun · I am blonde, sweet, and out going · I am blonde so I allow myself atleast one dumb comment a day...lol j/k I enjoy going to the movies,traveling, scrapbooking, and going to concerts · i am blonde with hazel/brown eyes and am always up for some fun · I am bloody good at it too · I am blunt, honest, and will respect others as long as it’s given · I am blunt · I am blunt and bold I don’t hold back what is on my mind · I am blunt and honest · I am blunt and straight for-ward, I hate chasing anything but my dreams, so if we got a good connection lets make it happen · I am blunt as hell, I don’t mean to be, my intentions are not to hurt anyone’s feel-ings · I am blunt but dont let it hurt ur feelings · I am blunt but well intentioned and honest in my directness · I am boastfully ugly and damn proud of it · I am boasting · I am bob · I am bold, confident, and outgoing · I am bold, educated, and affec-tionate · I am bold, obviously awesome, and grammatically correc · I am bold · I am bold with my words and wild with my thoughts · I am bored, bizzare, and unique · I am bored, intro-

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verted, and lonely · I am bored · I am bored · I am bored as hell so i made this.....hit mke up · I am bored with all this “me” crap · I am Bossy · i am both a cat and dog person · I am both a cat person and a dog person · I am both a city girl and a wilder-ness girl (I can survive days on my own in NYC and in the deep wild both) · I am both a homebody (enjoying quiet time by my-self or with family) and an engaging traveller · I am both a nerd and athletic · I am both an outdoors and indoors per-son · I am both blue collar and white collar, all in the same shirt · I am both French and Morrocan · I am both German & ecuadorian · I am both open and skeptical, heartfelt and aloof, playfully simple and cryptically enigmatic; I can be difficult to understand sometimes · I am both simple and complicated..just like everybody else · I am Brasilian, love all music, movies, and different races · I am Brazilian, came to the US when i was five · I am Brazilian/Italian but I have lived in the US my whole life · I am Brazilian and I just move to California from Colora-do which I had been in the last year · I am bright, determined, and sincere · I am bright, energetic, and well-travelled · I am bright, fun, confident, and kind · I am bright and bubbly, but I can be serious when needed · I am brilliant, athletic, and hu-morous · I am brilliant, hailairous, and romantic · I am British, live in Cyprus · I am British-complete with the dry sense of hu-mor and ability to drink large quantities of beer · I am British and fairly new to Guangzhou · I am brown eyed, openminded, and fun · I am brutally honest & usually shock people with what I say, but I get them laughing · I am brutally honest, once again with tact, but I don’t sugarcoat · I am brutally honest, sweet as pie, and a good catch · I am brutally honest, totally sweet, straight up genuinely nice guy · I am brutally honest · I am brutally honest · I am brutally honest · I am brutally honest and I’m not really good at filling these things out, I used to have reallllly long hair but I just recently had it cut · I am bru-tally honest and straightforward · I am brutally honest and that sometimes gets me in trouble · I am brutally honest at times, with no intent to hurt anyone · I am bubbly, easygoing, and energetic · I am bubbly, friendly and chatty · I am bubbly, fun and very outgoing · I am bubbly, goofy and love to laugh · I

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am bubbly, motherly, and trustworthy · I am bubbly and easy going · I am bubbly and exciting · I am bubbly and love to feel connected to nature through music, dance, food, sex, medita-tion · I am bubbly person always up for a laugh and a joke · I am built like a fashion model pre-implants above the waist and a hip-hop video vixen below the waist · I am bummed off someone having the picture of my dog removed three times · I am Business minded, not socially minded or artsy · I am busy, and the people closest to me have kept me so strong · I am busy · I am busy all the time · I am busy with busy things and thoughts · I am busy with school and things and will always reply, but i wont necessarily have chatting on my mind · I am but a simple New Yorker -- I let people off first, stand clear of the closing doors and cross the street at the first sight of a gap in traffic · I am but only human.....I work hard and play hard-er · I am by no means a perfect person · I am by no means a social butterfly but I love to meet and be around new people · I am by no means boring · I am by no means perfect, yes I do mess up from time to time, but I am human who doesn’t mess up · I am by no means perfect and neither is my past, but I have lived and learned so to speak · I am by no means stuffy or stuck up · I am called a sweet heart by most, but I have a pretty silly and laid back personality · I am calm, collected, and ad-venturous · I am calm, creative, and sane · I am calm and bright person · I am calm and make people feel at ease, but I still yearn for wildness and absurdity · I am calm cool and col-lective, one in a million smart and intelligent · I am Cameroo-nian by origin · I am Canadian · I am capable of anything · I am capable of being serious · I am capable of enjoying sarcasm and dishing it right back out · i AM capable of monogamy, very, i just dont always find it the most free and satisfying sit-uation · I am capable to accept the differences right away and respect one’s opinion · I am captivated by all mythology, so far i’ve gotten through the classics; norse, roman, & greek · I am career-minded and enjoy a lot of outdoor activities · I am ca-reer-oriented and enjoy what I do · I am career driven, enjoy intellectual conversations and would love to get my doctorate in the near future · I am career driven · I am Career driven pri-

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marily at the moment · I am care free, compassionate, sarcas-tic, and wear my heart on my sleeve · I am carefree, open, and loyal · I am carefree and always easy to talk to · I am carefree and easy going · I am carefree but intense · I am careful, love-able, and faithful · I am careful · I am careing, loving, and kind · I am careless, blessed, and lucky · I am caring, active, and friendly · I am Caring, Daring, and Silly · I am caring, driven, and hard working · I am caring, educated, and ambi-tious · I am caring, energetic, and sarcastic (very sarcastic) · I am caring, friendly, outgoing · I am Caring, Fun, and easy-Go-ing · I am caring, fun, goofy, inappropriate, and loving all at once · I am caring, funny, and an oddball · I am caring, funny, and sweet · I am caring, funny, passionate about many things · I am caring, generous, and bad at writing good pro-files · I am Caring, Honest, and Hard Working · I am caring, honest and straightforward and would like to meet someone with similar interests · I am caring, impatient, and curious · I am caring, intelligent, and sweet · I am caring, loving, and at-tractive · I am caring, loving, and friendly · I am caring, loving, and trustworthy · I am caring, loving, honest, fun, happy and able to love unconditionally · I am caring, loyal, giving and trustworthy · I am caring, loyal and supportive · I am Caring, open, and Fun · I am caring, optimistic, and artistic · I am car-ing, optimistic, and simple · I am Caring, outgoing, and Hon-est · I am caring, patient, honest and funny · I am caring, pa-tient, loving, and a hard worker · I am caring, perhaps too much · I am Caring, Resectful, and A Ball of Fun · I am caring, sarcastic, and awesome · I am Caring, sarcastic to a fault, and intelligent · I am caring, sensative funny · I am caring, sensi-tive, and hard working · I am caring, sweet, and funny · I am caring, sweet, fun and always have a good time · I am caring, trusting and honest to a fault · I am caring, witty, and intelli-gent · I am caring, yet heartless Nice, yet cruel Calm, yet an-gry · I am catholic, feminist, and semi-intellectual · I am cath-olic and attended Santa Clara University · I am Caucasian · I am caught up in the whirlwind that is this life, and I’m grab-bing on to everything I pass along the way · I am caught up with the Walking Dead (both the series and the graphic nov-

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els) and Game of thrones, and I play tabletop games at lunch at work · I am cautious about the people I let in because I have been hurt in the past · I am cautious by new nature · I am cau-tiously optimistic that science and technology can save us from destroying ourselves/the planet · I am centered in grati-tude · I am cerebral, eccentric, and passive · I am cerebral and oftentimes extroverted; I have a ton of friends but can’t seem to find a girl that is normal and respectful · I am certainly more business minded and have been told I have a rare bal-ance between the left and right side of my brain · I am certain-ly not opposed to fun along the way though · I am certainly not opposed to watching tV, but reading is a great way to unwind and enjoy peaceful silence while also being entertained · I am certain we will get along swimmingly · I am characterized as an introvert/extrovert having qualities of both · I am charis-matic, adventurous, and fun · I am charismatic, courageous, and debonnaire · I am charming, amusing, and clever · I am charming, outgoing, good conversationalist, and I love to have a good time · I am charming, sexy, and educated · I am charm-ing, talented, and flirtatious · I am charming, witty, and lov-ing · I am charming · I am chatty and quiet, I’m creative and down-to-earth too · I am cheeky, genuine, and a hodge podge · I am cheeky, loyal, and kind · I am cheeky · i am cheeky and love having a laugh · I am cheerful, affectionate, and en-tertaining · I am cheerful, content, and exciting · I am cheer-ful, thoughtful, earthy and exuberant · I am cheerful and like to be spontaneous but I am not thoughtless · I am cheerful and optimistic · I am cheerul, ambitious, and caring · I am Cheery, Fun, and Different · I am childish, immature, and silly, and wouldn’t change it for the world · I am chill, laid-back and but I sure as hell can “hang” · I am chill, sexy, and loveable · I am chill · I am chill · I am chill and go with the flow · I am chill and laid back with an old soul · I am chilled, easy going but defiant-ly up for a laugh · I am chilled like a pillow and laid back like a car seat · I am chill to blaze wth hmu · I am Chinese, living halfway between tokyo and Yokohama · I am chirpy, fun and I like spontaneity and good grammar · I am chivalrous · I am chivalrous and enjoy taking care of a lady · I am chivalrous by

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nature , love pulling out chairs and opening doors and picking up the odd handkerchief for women · I am christian · I am christian I’m very involved at my church · I am chubby, don’t like it · I am chunky and happy · I am city boy · I am claims as-sistant in Roseville working towards becoming a claims exam-iner · I am classically trained in music and ballet and graduat-ed with a theatre degree · I am Classy, yet I’m a pervert · I am Classy · I am clean, punctual, and like oxford commas · I am clean, tidy and completely self sufficient and I like it like that · I am clever, epicurean, and quirky · I am clever, smart, and sar-castic · I am clever, well learned, and very ambitious · I am clever and witty, with a great sense of humor · I am cliche, I like a guy holding my hand, taking me out and giving me a single red rose, things like that, nothing big but something nice · I am close to achieving an associate degree then I’m go-ing off to a university · I am close to my family, I have a lot of friends (most of them are very close friends) · I am close to my family, my siblings are some of my best friends · I am close to my family and friends; we laugh about 90% of the time we are together · I am close to my family and hope to find a long term partner · I am close to my family and like to to have fun · I am close with my family, but they’re all back home in Rochester NY · I am close with my family, but they live far away · I am close with my family, especially my mother · I am close with my family · I am close with my family · I am close with my fam-ily · I am close with my family and grew up just outside the city · I am close with my family and I’ve been blessed with some great friends · I am close with my family and I am the oldest of 3 · I am close with my family and value my friend-ships dearly · I am close with my family despite them living up in NJ · I am close with my fraternal twin brother and my fami-ly · I am clueless and clumsy, and perfection is my enemy · I am clumsy, a hopeless romantic, stubborn, sarcastic · I am clumsy, sarcastic, dorky, laugh at everything, and love a big, greasy, unhealthy meal · I am clumsy, shy, and unique · I am clumsy · I am clumsy · I am clumsy and goofy as hell · I am clutzy and bruise really easily · I am cocky but I’m honestly jok-ing about it · I am cogent, electrifying, and a madcap · I am

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cold hearted, merciless, and cruel · I am college educated and have a good head on my shoulder · I am college student junior majoring in Geographical Information Systems. I am chill guy · I am Colombian, and love to learn about new cultures · I am Colombian, by the way · I am Colombian · I am comfort-able and relaxed in being myself · I am comfortable either be-ing a homebody or out on the town · I am comfortable in a role reversal relationship http://relationships.entireyellowpages.com/58062.php · I am comfortable in my own skin, and I’m kind of outspoken at times · I am comfortable with a surpris-ing array of situations and conversations · I am comfortable with my weight, im naturally a bigger woman · I am comfort-able with who I am · I am comfortable with who I am now and know I have a lot that I can offer that special someone · I am comical, hard working, and addicted to sugar · I am comical, immature, and strange · I am comical, stylish, and always hun-gry · I am comidian, sporty, and sportsman · I am committed & devoted · I am Committed, Intelligent, and easy going · I am committed to being happy and want to surround my self with positive people · I am committed to living a healthy life · I am committed to living the good life · I am committed to my job and career, but also enjoy having fun and generally hanging out, whether it be going out to a bar or staying in · I am com-panheira, amiga, and fiel · I am compared to most of my friends quite sane, I work hard But even at 33, I love to party · I am compasionate, quirky, and open-minded · I am compas-sionate, caring, loving and extremely supportive · I am com-passionate, contemplative, and inquisitive · I am compassion-ate, forgiving, and adventurer · I am compassionate, fun-loving, and curious · I am compassionate, generious, and a great listener, and expect the same of someone else · I am compassionate, genuine, and sincere · I am compassionate, inquisitive, and too nice · I am compassionate, kind, and I spend a lot of time thinking about and working on social jus-tice issues · I am compassionate, loving ,outgoing, VeRY BLUNt (not the annoying type of blunt) · I am compassionate, traditional, and fun-loving · I am Compassionate, Universal, and expressive · I am compassionate, whitty, and trust-

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worthy · I am compassionate · I am compassionate · i am com-passionate and conscientious · I am compassionate and giv-ing · I am compassionate and have a huge heart · I am compassionate and soulful, learning from my life’s struggle and working towards concrete goals · I am competative yes I am..I think I am unconventional in a way because I like to do things differently most people cant · I am competent at it, but I really just don’t like being in a classroom · I am competitive, argumentative, and spontaneous · I am competitive, especial-ly if it invokes ski-ball or air hockey · I am competitive, territo-rial, and highly addictive so proceed with caution · I am com-petitive and love games and I am willing to try pretty much anything at least once · I am competitive and that side of me comes out when one of my teams are one · I am competitive and will give everything I have to achieve success · I am com-plete, but not finished · I am completely “the glass is half full” kind of person, but in a realistic way · I am completely addict-ed to music and listen to everything from bluegrass to ska to Icelandic rap · I am completely against taking pictures with-out puffing up my cheeks · I am completely and reliably hon-est · I am completely blind in my right eye because of it · I am completely certain that I would be a race car driver in an alter-nate life · I am completely comfortable wearing a pink shirt · I am completely content with being by myself for certain things · I am completely independent · I am completely in love with Brooklyn · I am completely obsessed with summer and love the sunshine (even though my poor pale skin burns more easily than tanning) · I am completely okay with spending a whole day reading a good book · I am completely open minded to accepting others for who they are inside and out · I am com-pletely open minded to a LTR, in fact am very much interested in that · I am completely versatile and am pretty sick of having sex with guys that aren’t · I am complex, intense and passion-ate · I am CoMPLeX · I am complicated, unique, and cre-ative · I am complicated · I am CoNFIDeNt, AUtHoRItIVe and AGGReSSIVe · I am confident, easy-going, and I have a pretty good sense of humor · I am confident, fair, and loving · I am confident, fun-loving, and hard-working · I am confident,

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funny, and good natured · I am confident, happy with my lot, adventureous, great sense of humor, and willing to try new things within reason · I am confident, I have good manners and I have been told when I come into a room I am a breath of fresh air · I am Confident, Independent, and Strong willed · I am confident, intelligent, and funny · I am confident, intelli-gent, and goal-oriented · I am confident ,loyal,family oriented, honest (too honest at times) with a big heart · I am confident, outgoing and love trying new things · I am confident, passion-ate, and expressive · I am confident, passionate, and hoping to find someone who can keep up with me · I am confident, sar-castic, witty, sexy and independent · I am confident, sensitive, and protective · I am confident, smart, and pretty · I am confi-dent, stubborn, and open minded · I am confident · I am confi-dent · I am confident · I am confident · I am confident...not cocky · I am confident and ambitious, but not selfish or arro-gant · I am confident and hardworking at whatever I do and tend to be a pretty fast learner · I am confident in the relation-ships I have with my friends and family and I hold my friends in high regard and my family even higher · I am confused, tired, and bored · I am confused about everything · I am con-nected to the earth, I’m connected to my generosity · I am Conor · I am conscientious, accountable, and slow to judge · I am considerate, enjoyable, and watchful · I am considered a loner and somewhat shy,and it takes me while to open up · I am considered an alien in the fine state of Kentucky for these reasons and people waste no time in letting me know that I shouldn’t be single · I am considered to be: introspective, pri-vate, creative, charismatic and a highly idealistic individual · I am constantly busy so it’s hard for me to meet new people · I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows · I am constantly curious and love to learn by doing · I am constantly emersed in music · I am constantly full of sur-prises · I am constantly in awe of human beings...that is when I’m not loathing them · I am constantly in contact with them · I am constantly on the go, definitely not a home body · I am con-stantly on the go and I need someone who can keep up with me · I am constantly on the road · I am constantly working, so

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I really don’t have time to meet new people · I am contempla-tive, energetic, and loquacious · I am content, thoughtful, and lovable · I am contented with what and who I am · I am con-tent with being single but would love to share my future ad-ventures with someone · I am content without a girlfriend, but for some reason I get the feeling a nice girl may enhance my life · I am content with the person I am, and the life I have made for myself · I am continually described as the most laid back person · I am conversational, tangential, and fascinated by details · I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it · I am convinced that love helps to know ourself better, that is why I like to give and receive light · I am convinced the Knicks have taken years off my life · I am convivial, sagacious, and epicurean · I am cool · I am cool, friendly, and zany · I am cool, funny, and awesome · I am cool, kind, and calm · I am cool , laid back single · I am cool, layed back, and hard working · I am cool, smart, and hardworking · I am cool, totally, and cool · I am cool, unique, and ambitious · I am cool · I am cool and down-to-earth · I am cool and down to earth, lets get to know each other · I am cool as a cucumber · I am cool as shit · I am cool as shit and i don’t commit to serious shit · I am cool but I’m also a dork · I am cool guy · I am cool happy and alittle crazy when in a good mood · I am cool I guess I’m in college · I am cool layback person and like to meet new people · I am cool like ice cream · I am cool like to hang out wit my family and friends & try new things · I am cool to hangout with · I am cool to hang with · I am cool under pressure, a little corny at times, love my job, family oriented, strong willed, and I can always be counted on to do the right thing · I am cool with anything but country · I am cool with pit bulls, even if I don’t like the shape of the head · I am coool, funnn, and chill · I am corny, cheesy, and punny - also, I laugh at myself, my jokes, and my friends · I am country...like neck bones and collard greens country · I am country as can be · I am country girl at heart · I am country love mud bonfires and beer · I am courte-ous to others and have pretty good manners · I am courtnee · I am covered in ink and I am getting stuff filled in when I can · I am covered in tAttooS · I am covered in tattoos and make

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sure to smell good at all times · I am crazed, eccentric, and a paradox · I am crazy · I am crazy, beautiful, and a damn good mother · I am crazy, compassionate, and extremely reliable · I am crazy, cool, and entergetic · I am crazy, cultured, and out-going · I am crazy, cute, and strong · I am crazy, firey, and easygoing · I am Crazy, fun, and me · I am crazy, fun, and very loving · I am Crazy, Fun, and Wild · I am Crazy, Funny, and Lovable · I am crazy, loud, and funny · I am crazy, loving, and adventurous · I am crazy, nasty, and bitchy · I am crazy, nice, and unique · I am crazy, random, and lost · I am crazy, sexi-ness, and fun-a-holic · I am crazy, sexy, and cool · I am crazy, sweet, and joy · I am crazy about halloween · I am crazy about music · I am crazy about sports, particularly Florida football and Nats baseball · I am crazy about sports-playing or watch-ing · I am crazy and out going I have a big heart and a kind one · I am crazy and sometimes I barely sleep · I am crazy fun, and one of the most down to earth and hardest working people I know · I am crazy fun love hangin out · I am crazy good at impersonations, punch lines, and jackass mockery · I am crazy into horses and have my own.i work hard but like to keep a balance between work and play · I am Creating, Metal, and Unstable · I am creative, adventurous, and ambitious (or at least I think so) · I am creative, adventurous, and tall · I am creative, and I love to express that creativity · I am creative, and intellectual · I am Creative, artistic, and fun-loving wom-an · I am creative, artsy, happy go lucky · I am creative, athletic and competitive · I am creative, comical, and dynamic · I am creative, crafty, and consider myself to be a pretty thoughtful person · I am creative, easily entertained, and honest · I am creative, energetic and I LoVe biking around the city · I am Creative, Fun, and Active · I am CReAtIVe, GeeKIe, and SPoNtANeoUS · I am creative, happy, and outgoing · I am creative, hardworking, and into deep discussions · I am cre-ative, intellectual, and fun · I am creative, intelligent, and awe-some · I am creative, intelligent, and interesting · I am cre-ative, intelligent, and thoughtful · I am creative, into painting, drawing, photography, writing, and am usually drawn to peo-ple who love art as well · I am creative, open minded, and pret-

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ty outgoing · I am creative, outgoing, and enjoy spending time outdoors · I am creative, passionate, and trouble · I am cre-ative, quiet, and fabulous · I am creative, sarcastic, and intelli-gent · I am creative, spontaneous, and over-acheiving · I am creative, talkative, and entertaining · I am creative, weird, and laughing · I am creative · I am creative and articulate · I am creative and crafty · I am creative and curious · I am creative and enjoy things that have to do with being artistic · I am cre-ative and fascinated by the life and all what people can do a computer would never be able to · I am creative and I am not afraid to take a chance on something I really believe in · I am creative and kind · I am creative and love art and photogra-phy,love pin interest · I am creative and use my imagination on a regular basis · I am cross cultured so I will give everything and anything a try · I am crude brutally honest and offensive at times.(but always accidentally) · I am cuban · I am cuban american · I am Cuban used to live in Florida I’m new at this hablo español · I am cuddly & treat people with respect · I am cuddly, and somewhat flexible · I am cultured and fairly well travelled · I am cultured and passionate, and put my all into the things I love · I am cunning · I am curious, adventurous and challenger · I am curious, adventurous and like to explore the world · I am Curious, Compassionate, and Complex · I am curious, creative, and ingenuous · I am curious, empathetic, and warped · I am curious, inspired, and dedicated · I am curi-ous, kind and fond of intelligent persons · I am curious, loud, affectionate, silly, genuine, fun, attentive, and very open minded · I am curious, open minded, ready to learn some-thing new and understand another person · I am curious, out-going, and friendly · I am curious, talkative, and foolish ..once upon a time in the frozen land far far away · I am curious · I am curious · I am curious about ancient healing · I am curious about everything ever, and I spend most of my free time trying to learn new things and writing · I am curious about the odd corners of geography and human hearts · I am curious about the rest of the world and love to learn more about it · I am cu-rious and like to experiment · I am curious by nature, kind, and a smartie-pants · I am curious to see who might respond

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to my profile as is · I am currently a bar tender, I grew up in Lake of the ozarks and moved to Jefferson City on my own when I was 19 · I am currently a bartender · I am currently a bottle blond but I think I’m going dark again · I am currently a boy grown from Missoula dirt · I am currently a brunette · I am currently a CNA I love helping people · I am currently a col-lege student in LA and working part-time · I am currently a college student major in Computer Science and I work in tech support, so I like computers · I am currently a college student majoring in communications · I am currently a college stu-dent trying to get my associates in chemistry · I am currently a computer science student at Michigan State University · I am currently a Creative Writing Major with a double minor in LGBt Studies and Psychology · I am currently active duty with the Air Force · I am currently addicted to Jelly Squash · I am currently addicted to the shows “CSI:Miami,” “Reunion,” and “Dead Like Me · I am currently a doctoral student in Biomedi-cal engineering · I am currently a freshman at Indiana Uni-versity, Go Hoosiers · I am currently a Full-time College Stu-dent And also work Full-time · I am currently a full time hostess/waitress · I am currently a full time student at FIt, and majoring in fashion design · I am currently a full time student at tMCC · I am currently a full time student studying public relations at Hofstra University · I am currently a general la-bourer in ft · I am currently a grad student at ole Miss working towards a Ph.D · I am currently a graduate research assistant at the University of Idaho studying nuclear engineering · I am currently a graduate student in Speech-Language Pathology, so I am pretty busy · I am currently a Graduate Student study-ing Student Services Administration and I supervise a staff of 18 RAs · I am currently a gym rat and trying to get my inner thin child to break free · I am currently a hired geek; I build and fix computers · I am currently a in college, majoring in Marketing · I am currently a junior in college studying psy-chology and human development and early childhood educa-tion · I am currently a Junior in college working on a degree in Political Science, and hopefully after that I’ll go to Law School · I am currently a junior majoring in Film and televi-

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sion · I am currently a Kinesiology student at tWU · I am cur-rently a law student and intern near the World trade Center · I am currently a law student in Pittsburgh, Pa · I am currently a licensed eMt in both Iowa and Illinois · I am currently also in school and going for a psychology degree · I am currently a Marketing manager and love ever ounce of it · i am currently a model · I am currently an administrative assistant for an in-ternational construction and cost management company, and I love it · I am currently an apprentice tattoo artist and I still carry the title of parlor monkey lol · I am currently an assistant teacher at a preschool in Indy · i am currently an NSo (non-skating official) named Boba Fettish · I am currently a nurse and I really enjoy what I do [almost always · I am cur-rently a nursing student at Ga State and I also work full time · I am currently a nursing student at Nassau · I am currently apart of the Military Police Corp in the US Army · I am current-ly a personal trainer and college football player · I am currently a phlebotomist.In my spare time i like to spend time with my kids, hang out with my friends · I am currently a preschool teacher · I am currently Art student, I love playing games--par-ticularly fantasy games of the role-playing sort · I am currently a second year at Cal Poly attempting to switch my major to Child Development with a double minor in studio art and psy-chology · I am currently a security guard · I am currently a se-nior at Ball State University studying public relations to be an event coordinator · I am currently a senior at Clemson study-ing english · I am currently a senior at Hofstra university, I used to major in psychology but I realized I no longer enjoyed it · I am currently a sophomore at the University of Arkansas, my major is Pre-Law · I am currently a Special education ma-jor and hoping to continue my studies at UCF soon · I am cur-rently a special education teacher · I am currently a student, an accounting major · I am currently a student · I am currently a student · I am currently a student almost finished with a 2nd bachelor’s degree program · I am currently a student and tak-ing forever to get my degree · I am currently a student at Fres-no state I am pursuing my BA in sports administration · I am currently a student at GRCC working on a nursing degree · I

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am currently a student at San Francisco State University ma-joring in electronic Communications · I am currently a stu-dent at SFSU, studying journalism · I am currently a student attending university in Illinois · I am currently a student at the University of Wisconsin- Madison · I am currently a student at Uwm and will graduate in May · I am currently a student at Western · I am currently a student a UK · I am currently a stu-dent finishing up school · I am currently a student in Boston studying marketing and entrepreneurial studies with a minor focus in psychology · I am currently a student in RI · I am cur-rently a student pursuing a nursing degree · I am currently a student studying to become an RN · I am currently a substi-tute teacher for Capital School District but am in the process of becoming a police officer · I am currently at centennial col-lege taking early Childhood education · I am currently a teacher and really enjoy it · I am currently a teaching creden-tial student, studying to be a middle or high school history teacher, and am loving every minute of it · I am currently back in school again (medical field), doing what I’m seeming to love so far · i am currently based in Hong Kong for three months · I am currently bi-coastal because of my job · I am currently em-ployed as a personal care assistant for autistic (dependent) men · I am currently employed at UPS Freight as an opera-tions supervisor · I am currently employed full time at a local hospital and I work in the radiation oncology department · I am currently enlisted in the U.S · I am currently enrolled as a student at the evergreen State college in olympia, and I’m trying to start my own business · I am currently enrolled at NCC to finish my Associates then off to UConn · I am currently enrolled at the University of North texas and majoring in Hos-pitality Management · I am currently enrolled in classes at a community college and will be attending metro state in the fall · I am currently enrolled in classes for business manage-ment and healthcare · I am currently enrolled in college for secondary math education and special education · I am cur-rently enrolled in eMt school · I am currently focused on learning longboarding, startup development and video game development (partially related to the startup dev) · I am cur-

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rently happy in my job and comfortable in my life · I am cur-rently in between jobs, but i do odd jobs to keep a steady in-come so im always busy · I am currently in Cleveland interning for American Greetings · I am currently in college · I am cur-rently in college · I am currently in college and I have one more year left to go · I am currently in college and this will be the 4th time I am changing my major · I am currently in college as a senior · I am currently in college at Montclair State University and working on pursuing a career as a radiation therapist · I am currently in college focused on pursing a nursing career · I am currently in college getting my associates degree in baking and pastry arts · I am currently in college pursuing a Bachelors of arts in humanities and Social Sciences, however I may just change that to Communications · I am currently in college pursuing a degree in Dance as well as a degree in Cultural Studies and Comparative Literature · I am currently in college studying to be an occupational therapist · I am currently in goose creek · I am currently in grad school, and it takes up a lot of my time · I am currently in grad school and have my BS in biology with a minor in chemistry · I am currently in Idaho which isn’t too bad · I am currently in in post grad school and enjoying life · I am currently in my 1st year of nursing school · I am currently in my final semester at Husson University and I plan on attending grad school soon · I am currently in my final year of my degree at the University of Lincoln · I am currently in my first year of graduate school studying to become an ele-mentary school teacher · I am currently in my last semester of grad school · I am currently in my last semester of graduate school and I look forward to the day I will no longer have to think about research · I am currently in my last year of col-lege · I am currently in my last year of university in Preston · I am currently in my second semester at a community college · I am currently in my third year studying Photography at Par-sons the New School of Design · I am currently in Santa Clar-ita · I am currently in school, majoring in psychology to pursue a career as a Children’s psychiatrist · I am currently in school, so people who are understandable to a not so constant sched-ule is a wonderful plus · I am currently in school · I am current-

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ly in school · I am currently in school and working full time · I am currently in school and working part time · I am currently in school for criminal justice and live in GA but am from Bos-ton MA · I am currently in school for directing/screenwriting and computer engineering · I am currently in schoolnto be-come a licensed Cosmotologist, I intend on opening up my own salog one day · I am currently in school studying business and entrepreneurship · I am currently in school to be an RN · I am currently in school to be an RN · I am currently in school to become a law enforcement officer · I am currently in school to become an electrical engineer and in hoping to travel the world after I graduate · I am currently in school to get a teach-ing license so I can have my own classroom :) I enjoy laugh-ing · I am currently in the Air Force and I am somewhat enjoy-ing it · I am currently in the car detailing business and I plan to make it a career · I am currently in the marines · I am current-ly in the navy on a submarine as a mechanic · I am currently in the process fo applying fo rnursing school at a local communi-ty college · I am currently in the process of applying to gradu-ate school to become a paid preservational archivist · I am cur-rently in the process of becoming a firefighter, personal trainer, and a eMt · I am currently in the process of losing weight; I’ve lost 110 pounds so far and plan to keep going · I am currently in the process of losing weight and I’ve been doing an awesome job at it but who I am inside doesn’t change · I am currently into stock trading, alot of my time goes to my job, family and internship as a broker for the Bitcoin Center NYC · I am currently look for the right person to hopefully set-tle down with · I am currently married but working on a di-vorce · I am currently not in school but plan to go back soon · I am currently obsessed with documentary theater and info graphics · I am currently on Scarlet Crusade · I am currently over in the emerald isle studying for the semester · I am cur-rently pregnant, due Dec · I am currently pregnant, I know thats gonna turn many people away but Im not gonna hide it from anyone especially if I wanna get to know someone · I am currently self employed and a student at St · I am currently self employed so I am available to make the trip down to the area

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as needed · I am currently separated, I have a daughter who stays with me · I am currently seperated and in the middle of a divorce · I am currently single, but I have recently had a beau-tiful baby boy, so he’s taken over my life · I am currently single and I live in Aguadilla, PR · i am currently single and ready to mingle · I am currently single and reside in pennsylvania · I am currently single but talking to a few people · I am currently still in school but itching to graduate and get started teach-ing · I am currently student teaching and can’t wait to become a teacher · I am currently to start my business back up...in these times it’s hard · I am currently traveling/wandering up and down California and sometimes New orleans just party-ing and having awesome adventures · I am currently working, but I intend on going back to school · I am currently working, I have a job and no kids · I am currently work part time at a pet shop that I love to death · I am cursed as a nice person, but I’m working on that · I am curvy , a half shaved head beauty · I am curvy, crazy, and sexy · I am curvy, I have hips, thighs and a butt but don’t me wrong, I love to exercise, and live a healthy and active lifestyle · I am cute, crazy, & outgoing · I am cute, fun, and loving · I am cute, funny, and outgoing · I am cute, happy go lucky, and spontaneous · I am cute, precocious, and a bad speller · I am Cute, Sassy, and elegant · I am cute, sensi-tive, and happy · I am cute, sexy, and loving · I am cute, smart, and funny · I am cute, stylish, and fabolous · I am cute, tall, and sexy · I am cute and adorable now and I hope to be thin and flexible by June, It’s going well so far, but i won’t pretend to be tiny · I am cynical, thoughtful, and enigmatic · I am cyni-cal · I am cynical and sarcastic and a bit of a mean girl · I am daddy’s little girl · I am damn smart, kind of a big deal, and attractive · I am dangerous, bright, and laid back · I am dan-gerous and mean · I am dark, light, and dirty :p · I am dark-haired brunette · I am dark but beautiful, sweet but witty, and with a zest for life · I am darkskin, brown eyes, long jet black · I am dark skinned · I am dauntingly charismatic · I am DDF and HIV Negative · I am deadly accurate about reading people, my friends call it a 6th sense · I am Deaf, soft heart, and laid back · I am deaf and don’t mind try go out with a hearing

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woman who is not afraid go out with a deaf woman · I am deaf and love to make new friends and very friendly and outgo-ing · I am deaf can’t hear full · I am decent, fun loving, and bal-ance · I am decidedly on the left, but making a concerted effort to be so without the homogeneous smuggery this area seems to be fueled on · I am dedicated, focused, and highly motivat-ed · I am dedicated · I am dedicated and caring, and I try to be a good listener · I am dedicated and driven, if I start some-thing i am going to see it through · I am dedicated to achieving the goals I’ve set for myself · I am dedicated to understanding and helping alleviate structural and societal inequity · I am deep, thoughtful, and cute · I am deep and I know how to make a conversation · I am deep and sincere always, serious when called for, and a playful/imaginative character every other mo-ment · I am deep in love with the sea and all related to it · I am deeply in love with Stephen Fry · I am deeply interested in strategy games which include (but are not limited to) chess and poker · I am deeply moved by the needs of others, but I know that if I don’t take good care of myself, I’ll wind up being of no use to anyone · I am deeply passionate about sex and hu-man sexuality and have been for almost as long as I can re-member · I am def a homebody but also love going out and drinking with my friends · I am defensive and haul around so much baggage it is hard to tell I’ve actually left a lot behind · I am definatelty a meat and potatoes kind of girl · I am definate-ly a country girl I love to be outside fishing, swimming, camp-ing, hiking, bonfires, hanging with friends, going on motor-cyle rides · I am definentely more of the type of girl that likes camping, bike riding, and BBQ’s · I am definetly a dog person over cats · I am definitely a “foodie” and I enjoy trying new foods all the time · I am definitely a beer geek · I am definitely a big goofy guy · I am definitely a bit of an air head, forgetful would be an understatement · I am definitely a dad 1st and all other things 2nd · I am definitely a deep thinker and a great debater · I am definitely a dog person · I am definitely a dog person · I am definitely a family person so i am close to them · I am definitely a fan of the arts · I am definitely a foodie who is down to try anything · I am definitely a gamer girl · I am defi-

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nitely a goofball, but I can be serious when I need to be · I am definitely a graphic design geek · I am definitely a hard-work-er and like to think of myself as practical and pragmatic · I am definitely a home body type of guy · I am definitely a jeans and t-shirt kind of gal · I am definitely a jeans and tshirt type of guy, although I like dressing up for the right occasion too · I am definitely alive · I am definitely a low-drama, stable per-sonality · I am definitely a morning person and am up bright and early to get my day started · I am definitely an adventure kind of guy · I am definitely an adventure seeker · I am defi-nitely an animal lover, but am not opposed to eating meat (or those who choose not to – see above motto) · I am definitely a nerd · I am definitely an extrovert · I am definitely an extrovert and love to be one with nature- I can be a bit of a hippie at times · I am definitely a night owl · I am definitely an inside person, I’d rather be surfing the net than the waves, and I suck at sports of any kind · I am definitely an intellectual; my mind moves faster and thinks more then it probably should, but it’s a blessing as much it’s a curse · I am definitely a people per-son · I am definitely a product of the Disney 90’s generation, but have lived enough of life to know it’s not a fairy tale and that I’m no prince · I am definitely a protector, especially when it comes to people I care about · I am definitely a self starter and tend to think that I can accomplish anything I put my mind to · I am definitely a whiny, little bitch sometimes · I am definitely happiest when I’m active, busy, and surrounded by the people I love · I am definitely in need of a new adventure · I am definitely interested in entrepreneurship and hope to do it bigger in the future · I am definitely into comics and sci-fi and all that, but I’m into other things too like football and swim-ming · I am definitely into doing about anything, I love staying busy and having a good time · I am definitely into the arts of all kinds--been missing that a bit since joining the ‘baby shark’ program (it’s a lawyer joke, haha) · I am definitely in touch with my inner geek, and can bust out the boards and dice with the best of them · I am definitely not all skin and bones · I am definitely Not a skinny girl, I like pizza · I am definitely not fake though · I am definitely not high maintenance and am

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very independent with most things · I am definitely not into clubbing and very rarely drink alcohol · I am definitely not one afraid of taking a risk, endeavoring a fun adventure, or trying something out of my comfort zone · I am definitely not one to boast about my skills · I am definitely not scared of taking risks and I love being adventurous · I am definitely not short · I am definitely not the kind of person that gets easily offend-ed · I am definitely not the party type · I am definitely old school when it comes to relationships · I am definitely one of those artsy fartsy types · I am definitely on the nerdy side, but am as comfortable dressing up for a night out as I am staying in and binge-watching Netflix · I am definitely outgoing · I am definitely out of the college beer phase · I am definitely some-what of an adventure/thrill seeker · I am definitely studious but I like expanding my mind in and out of the classroom if ya know what I’m sayin · I am definitely the type of girl to just relax and watch football on Sundays · I am definitely turned on by a sense of humor, being able to joke, laugh and have a battle of wits is something I find extremely attractive · I am definitely up for trying new things · I am definitely weird, in a good way (hopefully) · I am definitly the girly girl, but not a priss · I am dependable, fun-loving, and inquisitive · I am de-pressed, sad, and crazy · I am described as a kind and loving person · I am determined, active, and shy · I am Determined, outgoing, and Loyal · I am determined, passionate, testoster-one all in one · I am determined, peaceful, and · I am deter-mined and driven · I am determined and motivated to reach my goal · I am determined and self confident and veeery cud-dly · I am determined to live up to my full potential · I am de-termined to skydive this year · I am determine tho to find someone who fits in with my alternative lifestyle · I am De-ternime, Ambitious, and Sexy · I am devoted and very sweet, but very sassy, sarcastic, and funny · I am devoted to social change and making the world a better place · I am dichoto-mous, mechanical, and a loner · I am Different, family oreint-ed, and spontaneous · I am different, or maybe unique is a better way of putting it haha · I am different, stubborn, and nice · I am different · I am different · I am different · I am dif-

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ferent · I am different in a lot of ways · I am different to the scene · I am difficult and determined, but a real sweetheart and an excellent friend and companion · I am direct · I am dis-ciplined yet sarcastic at times · I am disease free guys and gals so dont worry · I am disturbed by babies · I am divorced, a dei-cated employee, a true friend, a good ear, and a down home country girl · I am divorced, and have 3 beautiful girls · I am divorced, but i get along very well with my ex, he is a great fa-ther and a dear friend and will always be my family · I am di-vorced, with no children · I am divorced · I am divorced and a single father · I am divorced and have 2 kids that live with me full time (they are 14 and 9) · I am divorced and have kids who I see often but do not live with me · I am divorced and I know that can scare some people away · I am divorced and live alone · I am divorced and need to meet new people · I am di-vorced and never had any children and do not plan to · I am divorced but don’t have any children · I am divorced no kids but I’m still involved in my step kids life’s · I am divorced with no children but would definitely like to have a family one day · I am divorced with two kids, a boy who is 9 and a girl who is 7, and naturally they mean everything to me · I am Dj (: I’m originally from California but call Maryland home now) · I am DJ · I am dog-groomer by day, and a horse enthusiast by night · I am do like talking, but I also like listening · I am dom-inant and like kink and BDSM · I am dominican · I am Domin-ican I love to go out to parties, and dance when I feel like it · I am done · I am done · I am done school and am currently working as a manager in retail · I am done settling, and am ready for the one, but I am always willing to make new friends · I am done with playing games · I am done worry-ing · I am do not a fake · I am do not perfect · I am doomed to never escape it I believe · I am dope, fly, and confident · I am dorky, flirty, and easy-going · I am dorky, funny, and charm-ing · I am down-to-earth, honest, optimistic, and love to laugh · I am down-to-earth, mainly due to gravity · I am down-to-earth, thoughtful, silly, serious, and true to myself · I am down-to-earth and find humor in everything · I am down-to-earth and fun-loving · I am down-to-earth and fun-loving but

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also keep my business in order · I am down-to-earth and try to treat everyone with respect · I am down · I am down for adven-tures and things other than chronic tv watching · I am down for any thing (almost) so hmu · I am down for anything · I am down for anything · I am down for anything · I am down for anything and enjoy getting surprised · I am down for anything really, nothing holds me back when it comes to trying out new things · I am down for anything sports related, football is my absolute fave · I am down for anything to have fun · I am down for anything with the right company in my free time · I am down for cars shows , motorcycles shows, and Comics (Dc and marvel) but I’m more of a DC girl · I am down for doing any-thing as long as I’m with someone I can stand being around · i am down for just about anything · I am down for just about anything as long as I’m with good people and away from dra-ma · I am down for just about ne thing · I am down for new things and love being with family · I am down for pretty much whatever; I’m not a picky person · I am down for talking to in-teresting people · I am down for that · I am down for whatever comes my way · I am down for whatever with the right guy or guys · I am down in LA finishing up school, working full-time, and just generally enjoying life · I am down to be spoiled like a princess · I am down to chill and hang out on my off days · I am down to do pretty much anything to have a good time · I am down to earth, chill, and funny · I am down to earth, don’t play games (games are for kids), I don’t go out clubbing, early riser, morning person · I am down to earth, easy to talk and easy to get along with · I am down to earth, fun, loving, and honest person · I am down to earth,fun and up to trying new things · I am down to earth, generous, patient and loyal · I am down to earth, have a good head on my shoulders...loyal, honest, caring and kind hearted · I am down to earth, honest, and intelli-gent · I am down to earth, inquisitive, and slightly scrappy · I am down to earth, laid back and very easy going · I am down to earth, love to have fun, driven and ambitious · I am down to earth, open-minded & fun loving with a sincere appreciation for quality and authenticity in everything · I am down to earth, outdoorsy, open minded, creative, active, pretty nerdy, kinda

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athletic, somewhat health conscious · I am down to earth, out going, and goofy · I am down to earth, outgoing and advetures guy who would try anything at least once · I am down to earth, quite mellow at times · I am down to earth, relaxed, motivated and fun to be with · I am down to earth, shy at times, but al-ways smiling · I am down to earth active and love to be out-doors · I am down to earth always up for new things and 420 friendly · I am down to earth and can hold a great conversa-tion about anything · I am down to earth and easy to get along with · I am down to earth and funny · I am down to earth and I am very intelligent · I am down to earth and I get along with just about everyone · I am down to earth and I love enjoying life · I am down to earth and I love to joke around, I’m inde-pendent and I don’t expect anything from anyone · I am down to earth and interested in finding creativity in the every day · I am down to earth and love to have fun · I am down to earth and love to laugh, I’m very caring, thoughtful & giving to those I care about and I love to make them laugh and have fun · I am down to earth and nerdy in my own way · I am down to earth and quite easy to please · I am down to earth and really driv-en · I am down to earth and really easy to get along with · I am down to earth and somewhat outgoing · I am down to earth and very fun · I am down to earth aswell · I am down to earth Family oriented educated Sophisticated Cook Clean Hold things down Classy Working · I am down to earthh I love life · I am down to earth laid back and funny · I am down to earth most of the time but absolutely love to ponder about the most random things · I am down to earth sweet kind loving giving honest sweet nice quite loud love music dancing sing-ing eating reading writing books movies outdoors · I am down to have a good time out or just snuggle on the couch · I am down to hop a plane to europe if I have a few days off and see a cheap ticket · I am down to listen to all difference genres of music and all different cultures of people · I am down to meet new friends and talk to new people · I am down to meet people to do that with :) I’m into good vibes and good people · I am down to party · I am down to try almost any new experience outside substances · I am down to try new things and just have

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fun · I am down with the 420 scene, but not a fan of hard drugs · I am drama-free, blunt, and single · I am drama free, loving, caring, trustworthy and have i have a big heart · I am drama free and would like to keep it that way :) I love stability and practicality · I am drawn to acquire more knowledge and am never certain what path I will be drawn down until it is happens · I am drawn to girls who are athletic, although that’s certainly not a requirement · I am drawn to nerdy white boys, but I’m open to talking to anyone that can hold a decent con-versation · I am drawn to people who are in tune with their selves and the world around them · I am drawn to people who tend to analyze anything and everything, as I’m guilty of the same · I am drawn to things that make me laugh · I am drawn towards people who are dreamers, thinkers, artists, musicians and travelers · I am drew and live in woodland beach edgewa-ter Md.I started working at the age of 10 · I am driven, a hard worker, a loyal friend, I love to laugh and make people laugh · I am driven, but not obsessed · I am driven, competitive and I love achieving things I know I put my heart and soul in to · I am driven, creative, constantly expanding my knowledge and skills · I am driven, have goals, and am chasing them down · I am driven and a happy person · I am driven and dedicated in my studies · I am driven and hard-working · I am driven and honest · I am driven and I don’t give up easily · I am driven and motivated and love funny guys · I am driven but love R&R whenever I have time for it · I am driven but love to be silly and have a good time · I am driven by curiosity · I am driven by data and facts and things that can be proven · I am driven by passion, but tamed by my goals · I am driven in everything I do and think that its important to have goals · I am driven to be successful in everything I do · I am driven to find the right per-son for me · I am driven to succeed in life · I am driven to suc-ceed in the things I choose to pursue · I am drug free, but am 420 friendly in terms of partners usage · I am drunk now · I am dry · I am duality person · I am ducky, stucky, and unlucky this negativity is being monitored · I am Dulce, I am 24 , I make cupcakes for a living and love every minute of it · I am Dylan · I am Dylan ;) outgoing, sometimes shy hahaa · I am

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dynamic, cheerful, and inventive · I am dynamic, open-mind-ed, and enigmatic · I am dynamic, pragmatic, and unpredict-able · I am dynamic · I am eager to learn from others · I am eager to make a name for my self and make something ex-traordinary · I am easily-annoyed, hillarious, and intuitive · I am easily ammused · I am easily amused, and find humor in nearly everything, even if it is horribly inappropriate · I am easily amused, and I like to learn about new things · I am easi-ly amused, and laugh at just about anything · I am easily amused, imaginative but I can’t sing · I am easily amused and easily distracted by shiny objects (or other things, for that mat-ter) · I am easily amused by simple things in life and never get bored · I am easily amused with the food network or any lawn games like bocce, corn hole or even darts · I am easily ap-proachable and generally friendly to everyone I meet · I am easily bored · I am easily contented and I don’t ask for much · I am easily discouraged, and do not like to be a bother or an an-noyance to anyone’s life · I am easily distracted and I do better when I can concentrate on one particular person · I am easily distracted but good intentioned · I am easily distracted by shiny objects 26 · I am easily entertained, and down for it all · I am easily entertained, but i’m not a big movie watcher-can’t usually sit still for that long · I am easily entertained and amused · I am easily entertained and it’s not hard to make me laugh · I am easily fascinated learning new things that anyone would like to share and I am not ashamed to say my horizons will always need broadening · I am easily fasinated by things and I am occasionally caught in a day dream · I am easily pleased · I am easily pleased and I don’t ask for much · I am easy, going, and Family oriented · I am easy-going, and always on the lookout for new experiences · I am easy-going, artsy, and love animals · I am easy-going, devious, and flirty · I am easy-going, down to earth and drama-free · I am easy-going, driven, and up for anything new · I am easy-going, fun, and adventurous · I am easy-going, fun-loving, and always laugh-ing · I am easy-going, fun-loving, and loyal · I am easy-going, inquisitive and contemplative · I am easy-going, kind, fun-lov-ing - or so I’ve been told · I am easy-going, spiritual, sexy, ath-

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letic, educated, employed, kind, caring and patient · I am easy-going, weird, and obscure · I am easy-going and i just like to have fun · I am easy-going and like to try new things · I am easy-going and love to get to know new people · I am easy-go-ing and love to laugh, make other people laugh, and can talk about nonsense for a very long time · I am easy-going philoso-pher-type with sense of humor · I am easy-going with a lot of hobbies, newish in the area with wonderful connections through my job · I am easy goin, almost up for anything.just like anything thats fun..ask away to no more · I am easy going, “ old soul” who rides my bicycle as often as possible, enjoys na-ture, and the little things in life · I am easy going, Active, and easily Amused · I am easy going, adventures, and relaxed · I am easy going, ambitious and confident · I am easy going, and i get a long with pretty much with everyone · I am easy going, and just enjoying what life has to offer · I am easy going, and love to laugh.I love music, travel, being active, and experienc-ing new things · I am easy going, and patient; typical Minne-sota nice · I am easy going, bubbly although a little shy at first, caring, loving and sometimes a little silly · I am easy going, caring, giving, and love to laugh · I am easy going, comical, and artsy · I am easy going, confident and honest · I am easy going, down to earth, and optimistic · I am easy going, down to earth, open minded outspoken kind of chick · I am easy go-ing, down to earth · I am easygoing, down to earth and a fun person who enjoys relaxing on the cliffs while watching the waves crashing on the rocks · I am easy going, down to earth girl · I am easy going, drama free · I am easy going, enjoy intel-ligent conversation, and I love music · I am easy going, enjoy laughing and making people laugh · I am easy going, friendly (until disrespected) funny, confident, understanding, helpful, laid back, beautiful and intriguing · I am easygoing, friendly, opened and curious · I am easy going, friendly and sarcastic · I am easygoing, fun, and athletic · I am easy going, fun, and lov-ing · I am easy going, Fun loving, and sarcastic · I am easy go-ing, fun loving, and talkitive · I am easy going, fun loving and like to know what’s going on in the world, past and present · I am easy going, funny, and shy · I am easy going, funny, fun to

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be around, confident, understanful, helpful · I am easy going,-funny,strong.honest,non smoker but like my 420 · I am easy going, genuine, and caring · I am easy going, have a good sense of humor, and love to talk about nearly anything · I am easy going, have a good sense of humor and dedicated to the people in my life · I am easy going, honest, and down to earth · I am easy going, I’m up for almost anything · I am easy going, I enjoy the little things in life · I am easy going, I like to go out and have fun and be adventerious · I am easy going, I like to have fun a lot · I am easy going, I like to spend lots of time with my friends whether that be going out and having fun or just hanging out on my front porch · I am easy going, I live everyday thinking it might be my last · I am easygoing, I love travelling and I can’t spend one day without laughing · I am easygoing, intelligent & love helping others · I am easygo-ing, intelligent, and playful · I am easy going, laid back, adven-turous, I’m just all around fun · I am easy going, laid back, and an animal lover · I am easy going, laid back, and good listen-er · I am easy going, laid back, open minded and always smil-ing & trying to enjoy my time spent with those around me · I am easy going, laid back type of person · I am easy going, light harted, and artistic · I am easy going, like to have fun, and sometimes like to be goofy :) Im honest, caring and have a good head on my sholders · I am easy going, like to travel but also like just relaxing at home · I am easy going, love sports, sneaker head, Baltimore Pride · I am easy going, love to laugh, love to cook, and most of all I just like being happy · I am easy-going, love trying new things · I am easy going, loyal, trust-worthy and honest · I am easy going, motivated, friendly, and a happy-go-lucky type of girl · I am easy going, not cocky but confident · I am easygoing, open-minded and I don’t stress over little things · I am easygoing, openminded, and funny · I am easy going, open minded, and understanding · I am easy going, open minded and like a good conversation · I am easy going, optimistic, and curious · I am easy going, optimistic, and genuine · I am easygoing, quiet, and love to learn · I am easy going, relaxed and quiet (in my own special way) · I am easy going, sarcastic, spontaneous, passionate and fun · I am

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easygoing, shy but friendly, and a bit of a nerd · I am easy go-ing, sincere, and spontaneous · I am easy going, straightfor-ward and honest · I am easy going, sweet and funny, I love to just go with the flow and have a good time · I am easy going, type of person that will try to make everyone laugh whenever I can but will be serious when necessary · I am easy going, un-derstanding, LoVe to laugh · I AM eASY GoING, VeRY oPeN MINDeD, FRIeNDLY, VeRY eASY to Get ALoNG WItH, CARING, AND I HAVe A GReAt SeNSe oF HUMoR (So I’Ve HeARD) · I am easy going, witty, and spontaneous · I am easy-going · I am easy going · I am easy going · I am easy going · I am easy going · I am easy going · I am easy going · I am easy going · I am easy going · I am easy going · I am easy going · I am easy going · I am easy going · I am eASY GooING, PRet-tY, and GoD FeARING · I am easy out going person, friendly at the same time and i love going out with friends · I am easy person to get along with · I am easy to be around and I love to be around easy people · I am easy to be with and relaxed · I am easy to get along with, I can be shy till I get to know some-one · I am easy to get along with , love to laugh and spontan-ious when it comes to keeping my loved ones happy · I am easy to get along with, outgoing, fun and great personality · I am easy to get along with · I am easy to get along with · I am easy to get along with · I am easy to get along with · I am easy to get along with · I am easy to get along with · I am easy to get a long with · I am easy to get along with · I am easy to get along with and always up for something new · I am easy to get along with and am very frindly and sociable · I am easy to get along with and down for doing just about anything, seriously · I am easy to get along with and have a kind heart · I am easy to get along with and I’m really mature for my age · I am easy to get along with and I do not do Drama · I am easy to get along with and I HAte drama · I am easy to get along with and love going out on the weekend · I am easy to get a long with and love to have a good time and love all things hilarious · I am easy to get along with and very true to myself · I am easy to get along with but not afraid to say what’s on my mind · I am easy to get along with but that doesn’t necessarily translate into anything ro-

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mantic · I am easy to get along with nothing really bothers me ,almost nothing, i could be a little shy at first but i warm up quickly · I am easy to get along with til someone lies to me or uses me · I am easy to get on with after I get over being shy but that doesn’t take long · I am easy to hangout with · I am easy to have a conversation with and quick to listen instead of talk · I am easy to please, and constantly thankful for everything I have been given · I am easy to please, non materialistic, and selfless · I am easy to please and easy going..I love animals ex-cept cats--allergies suck I am random, confusing, and enter-taining · I am easy to please and very hard to piss off · I am easy to please but ive been told im hard to undrrstand · I am easy to talk and very sarcastic · I am easy to talk to, and a smar-tass, but all in good fun · I am easy to talk to, and easy to get along with · I am easy to talk to · I am easy to talk to · I am easy to talk to and get along with, and also have a tendency to be funny and goofy · I am easy to talk to and have a gret sence of humor, I think of myself as a food person I love to try new food and new cuisine · I am easy to talk to and I’m always open to trying new things · I am easy to talk to and tend to be loud af-ter I get to know people a little bit · I am easy to talk to but also kind of shy · I am eccentric, and would not have it any other way · I am eccentric, Artsy, and Worldly · I am eccentric, goofy, and a lot of fun · I am eccentric, honest, and I fuck rough · I am eccentric, intellegent, and hedonistic · I am ec-centric, intense, and complex · I am eccentric, open - minded, and reflective · I am eccentric but not iffeminate · I am ecclec-tic, witty, and quiet · I am eclectic when it comes to music and activities · I am educated, good with money, and business minded · I am educated, have traveled a lot and know how to live off of nothing and also know how to order a fancy dinner and drinks · I am educated and cultured · I am educated and employed · I am educated and have a fulltime job and yes even a car · I am educated and intelligent, I expect my partner to be as well · I am educated and look forward to continuing im-provement in my field of teaching · I am educated I expect the same from someone I am with · I am edukated and easily amused · I am egocentica, sincera, and extrovertida · I am ei-

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ther in skirts/dresses or soft pajamas · I am either watching, going, or playing the game/sport) i played softball all my life · I am either working, networking, or going out · I am eloquent, flighty, and endearing · I am embarrassingly clumsy at times · I am emo gothic scene and I love the walking dead ad-venture time and rock bands · I am emotional, energetic, and playful I also need to say up-front that I’m a hetero-lithroman-tic pan-lithsexual · I am emotionally aware and culturally sen-sitive · I am empathetic, auto-didactic, and sunny · I am empa-thetic, extroverted, and funny at times · I am empathetic, reflective, and passionate · I am empathetic, timorous, and intangible · I am empathetic and understanding, and I really value trust as well as just having fun · I am empathic, insight-ful, and upfront · I am employed (concrete) · I am employed, own a home, and would like someone to share it all with · I am employed · I am enchanted by processes and smart designs · I am enchanting, mercurial, and spiritually earthy · I am en-couraging, happy, and friendly · I am endlessly curious, open-minded, and always interested in getting to know (as well learning from) passionate, intelligent people · I am end-lessly curious about almost everything and love learning new things · I am endlessly curious about people · I am endlessly curious about the world, how things work, and what will hap-pen next · I am eneregetic, playful, and sexy · I am energetic, adventerous, and good listener · I am energetic, ambitiouse, and out-going · I am energetic, creative, and determined · I am energetic, creative, and have been told I’m feisty · I am en-ergetic, fun, and full of love · I Am energetic, fun loving and like to explore new horizon · I am energetic, geeky, and silly · I am energetic, goofy, and random · I am energetic, happy, and a mother · I am energetic, happy, and comedic · I am energet-ic, inquisitive, and outgoing · I am energetic, kind, and cute · I am energetic, kinetic, and copasetic · I am energetic, passion-ate, and desperate to wax intellectual with someone who chal-lenges me · I am energetic, positive, and outgoing · I am ener-getic, positive, fun and a food lover · I am energetic, spontanious, and ceative · I am energetic, talkative, and philo-sophical · I am energetic, unassuming, and passionate abt

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life · I am energetic, Unique, and outgoing · I am energetic about life and love to push myself in new directions each and every day · I am energetic and eclectic, which can be a danger-ous combination or a fun one · I am energetic and I like to have fun · I am energetic and inquisitive and I have many interests beyond my chosen career of medicine · I am energetic and weird · I am eNFJ, which means I am extroverted, tend to think with emotion first, then focus on logic · I am engaged in life and seek to live in the present, moment-to-moment · i am english/italian/canadian, more on the italian side · I am eNIG-MAtIC, SPIRItUAL, and CReAtIVe · I am enjoyable, playful, and mysterious · I am enjoy reading, movies, going out to din-ner, finding new bars and lounges, being outside in nature, conversating, writing, and listening to music · I am enlight-ened, Delightful, and Content · I am enlisted in the united states marine corps, ship out july 7th · I am enterjetic, outgo-ing, and smart · I am entertaining, ambidextrous & a crappy water skier who likes fresh water fish & reading about great world leaders · I am entertaining, free, and slightly shy · I am entertaining, giving, and happy · I am entertaining, scorch-ing, and anomalous · I am entertaining, weird, and kool · I am enthusiastic, ambitious, and cynical · I am enthusiastic, fun, and green · I am enthusiastic, happy and genuine person · I am enthusiastic, independant, and sassy · I am enthusiastic · I am enthusiastically creative and a huge extrovert · I am enthu-siastic and energetic and I love to watch sports: specifically bulls bears cubs os and ravens · I am enthusiastic and self-mo-tivated woman · I am entreprenuerial and characterize myself as an explorer and intellectual · I am environmentally aware and try to keep my carbon footprint small · I am environmen-tally conscious · I am equally as happy if I am at home snug-gled in bed watching a movie,going out with my friends, or camping/ hiking for a week · I am equally comfortable wear-ing hiking boots or a cocktail dress · I am equally happy going out to a bar or hiking with friends, staying in for games and movies, or curling up alone with a cup of tea and a book · I am equally happy on the shooting range or in the shops, and I can spend hours in a swimming pool · I am equally torn between

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city life and some quality time in the wild · I am equal parts lowbrow and highbrow · I am eSFJ...yeah · I am especially un-comfortable with the uneven power dynamic of profiles with-out pictures · I am espontanea, luchadora, and sensible · I am essentially a geek, but am not too terribly so, since I don’t have time to play my games anymore · I am essentially a happy go lucky scamp who laughs their way through life and lives in the moment as much as possible · I am established in my career which I love doing · I am eternally optimistic, yet I have a sar-castic/cynical edge to my perceptions and humor · I am euro-pean) ..very caring....very giving...loyal (to a fault) loving...sweet...gentle...protective · I am european, i swear · I am euro-pean and grew up in London · I am european girl, just moved to New York, to discover something new, to get know nice peo-ple and to spend great time · I am even-keel and enjoy thought-provoking conversations and activities · I am every inch the lady, but I’m also truthful and loving · I am exacting · I am exaggerating · I am exceedingly open-minded yet down to earth · I am excellent, messy, and sarcastic · I am excellent around babies and kids · I am exceptionally poor at filling out profile information · I am excitable and compassionate · I am excited · I am excited about film, technology, music, and games · I am excited about it, and I really enjoy it so far · I am excited by adventure and the unknown · I am excited by just learning, especially about Nature · I am excited for a new ad-venture, and new friends · I am excited for spring because of warmth and green grass and trees · I am excited for that · I am excited to be back home and to rediscover the city · I am excit-ed to be back in the state I love, starting a new job, and hang-ing out with some of my favorite people in my favorite plac-es · I am excited to be home in SF for the next three months before I go to Paris for a semester abroad · I am excited to be starting my career and I am happy to be back in New York · I am excited to come home · I am excited to explore europe, South America, and Africa · I am excited to have a reservation to go skydiving soon and have other things I’d like to experi-ence · I am excited to learn about the internet and what it has to do with love · I am excited to meet new people, and enjoy

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speeding time with them · I am excited to meet new people and create new memories · I am excited to meet some new people find my niche in the community · I am excited to start my future and focus on my education · I am exciting, enjoy-able, and random · I am exciting, erotic, and sensitive · I am exciting, loveable, and cute · I am exciting, sweet, and lov-able · I am existential · I am existential enough to value life · I am ex navy as well · I am exotic, Alluring, and Angelic · I am exotic, Beautiful, and Lovley · I am exotic · I am experimental and will try almost anything at least once · I am expert at in-gesting baked beans although I still have a long way to go with the tomato sauce · I am exploring · I am expressive in my pro-fessional and personal life · I am ex ship captain, now on shore as senior maine executive · I am extra laid back and enjoy food · I am extraordinarily persuasive, and difficult to per-suade · I am extraordinary, crazy, and loud · I am extremely active and enjoy running most days of the week · I am ex-tremely active and live a fast paced life · I am extremely ambi-tious and goal oriented as well as very introverted · I am ex-tremely ambitious when it comes to music and self expression · I am extremely athletic and have tried many sports · I am extremely attentive, understanding and caring · I am extremely attracted to intelligence and love to talk, but also enjoy listening · I am extremely big on passion and humility, those two things are the base for a good woman · I am ex-tremely blunt at times, very sarcastic, and am a firm believer in open communication · I am extremely busy but make time for the things I care about · I am extremely career driven and very active · I am extremely close to my family, and they are the world to me · I am extremely close to my family, so I would look for the same in someone else · I am extremely close to my family and friends and I try to keep a positive outlook con-stantly through life · I am extremely close to my immediate family, and cherish the few, close, life long friends who I sur-round myself with · I am extremely close with my family & think it’s incredibly cool that my parents manage to check out all my performances · I am extremely close with my family · I am extremely close with my family and can’t imagine my life

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without them · I am extremely close with my family and I love being so close to them now that I’m up north again · I am ex-tremely committed to working out, considering its part of my current job ha · I am extremely compassionate, goofy, and honest · I am extremely competitive probably to a fault, but that’s just my genetic make up I guess · I am extremely confi-dent, very opinionated and can be quite irreverent · I am ex-tremely cool · I am extremely courious about world, and I’m never satisfied with knowledge · I am extremely cultured and know the world well · I am extremely curious and adventurous by nature, so my vacations are never boring · I am extremely dedicated to my church and god · I am extremely down to earth, friendly, make lots of jokes, and am far less serious than I may appear in this profile · I am extremely down to earth, genuine, accepting, driven, and loving · I am extremely down to earth and easy to get along with · I am extremely down too earth and I enjoy getting to know new people and experienc-ing things life has to offer · I am extremely driven, regularly set goals for myself, and love what I do · I am extremely driven · I am extremely easy going · I am extremely easy going and I can find humor in just about everything · I am extremely easy to get along with, an open book, and Im always up for anything · I am extremely easy to get along with...and people end up “fall-ing” for my personality n charm · I am extremely emotional and cry easily · I am extremely empathetic · I am extremely en-thusiastic and am very energetic · I am extremely family-ori-ented, and goal oriented, as I have just gotten my Bachelors degree from Willy P · I am extremely family-oriented, they mean everything to me · I am extremely family oriented to matter how crazy they are · I am extremely fragile on attention and minor details · I am extremely goal-oriented at the firm I am at and love the situation I am in · I am extremely goofy on occasion · I am extremely grateful for the internet in this re-spect, as our access to knowledge has expanded immensely in the past decade and a half · I am extremely honest, but yet still tactful · I am extremely honest, loyal, and respectful · I am ex-tremely humble · I am extremely indecisive but when I do make up my mine I go for it · I am extremely independent, but

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I depend on my social life for happiness · I am extremely inter-ested in live bands, good food, sports and good people · I am extremely into running and fitness · I am extremely introvert-ed and I’m terrible at picking up on most social cues · I am ex-tremely kind, understanding, and ferocious all in one · I am extremely laid-back, easy-going, and funny (at least I like to think so) · I am extremely laid-back and like a plethora of things · I am extremely laid back, and very optimistic · I am extremely laid back, yet spontaneous · I am extremely laid back and I just go with the flow with most things · I am ex-tremely laid back and mostly go with the flow of things · I am extremely loquacious so feel free to ask me questions to get to know me · I am extremely loyal · I am extremely loyal and I don’t take any type of dishonesty · I am extremely loyal and protective of those who are closest to me · I am extremely loyal and trustworthy · I am extremely loyal to my friends and fam-ily, and I surround myself with witty people who value humor like I do · I am extremely loyal to those I care about, and believe trust is one of the biggest parts of any sort of relationship · I am extremely loyal to those I care about · I am extremely messy · I am extremely motivated and ambitious, I love my job, and have been known to sing around the house and in the car · I am extremely new to the area and trying to meet new people · I am extremely nice to everyone, just because I hate hurting anyone · I am extremely non-judgemental and accept-ing of basically everything, and sarcastic most of the time · I am extremely old school in a woman shouldnt act trashy in public · I am extremely open-minded in all areas · I am ex-tremely openminded · I am extremely open minded and try not to judge people by their differences · I am extremely open minded and will try almost anything once · I am extremely opinionated, but also open-minded; I try to see and relate to every point of view · I am extremely outgoing, funny, sponta-neous, goofy, entertaining, loyal, committed, honest and a great match for someone im sure of · I am extremely out going and laid-back · I am extremely passionate about everything · I am extremely passionate about my work and have an insatia-ble desire to be successful · I am extremely passionate about

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the things I love and I never do anything at less than 100 · I am extremely passionate about things that are important to me · I am extremely passionate and caring towards the things that interest me and the people that matter to me · I am extremely positive and optimistic and love telling jokes and making peo-ple laugh · I am extremely protective of the people i love · I am extremely proud of myself · I am extremely random and crazy at times · I am extremely relaxed · I am extremely romantic · I am extremely sarcastic · I am extremely sarcastic · I am ex-tremely sarcastic which some people have hard time under-standing · I am extremely shy, but very friendly · I am ex-tremely shy · I am extremely shy around most at first · I am extremely silly and like to make a fool out of myself · I am ex-tremely social and outgoing · I am extremely southern and love to try new things · I am extremely straight forward, and not judgemental · I am extremely straight forward and honest in what I want as I’ve been through hell in my past and I know what works well for me · I am extremely sweet and fun and would love to talk · I am extremely tactile and a touch oCD · I am extremely tech-savy · I am extremely well trained in “fak-ing it” · I am extremes · I am extremly Fun , Very Loving and Way too Sweet for my own good at times · I am extremly funny and usually the life of the party · I am extremly loyal · I am ex-tremly open minded on just bout everything · I am extrovert-ed, fun-maker, and passion · I am extroverted and fast paced with a wide range of hobbies and interests · I am extroverted and witty · I am extroverted most of the time and try to live life passionately · I am exuberant, energetic, and awe-inspiring · I am exuberant, scholarly, and amiable · I am F/31 · I am fabu-lous, amusing, and introspective · I am fabulous, friendly, and curious · I am Fabulous, Friendly, and Funny · I am facetious, compassionate, and a cynical optimist · I am facetious, yearn-ing, and beyond the pale · I am fairly active - I run marathons, half marathons, mud runs, spartan races and sign up for most things that contain injury waivers · I am fairly active but no more jogging, cross country skiing (haven’t been downhill for quite some time either) · I am fairly easy-going and like to have a sense of humor about everything · I am fairly easy-go-

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ing in most situations, and I can find the humour in absolutely everything · I am fairly easy going · I am fairly easy to get along with, I am not into drama or major baggage and honesty is #1 with me · I am fairly easy to get along with and enjoy a good laugh · I am fairly eccentric, random, and goofy · I am fairly excited · I am fairly extroverted, but also enjoy low-key dinner/wine/movie combos · I am fairly fearless, aside from heights · I am fairly fit, and am not fat, at all · I am fairly hermity and spend most of my time alone, at home · I am fairly intelligent, fit, attractive, funny (I like to tell myself this), and overall a nice person · I am fairly intelligent and i have a little passive personality · I am fairly introverted, with a personality type of IStP · I am fairly laid back, nearly always sarcastic but serious when I have to be · I am fairly laid back and don’t mind nights in, as long as we can go out occasionally · I am fairly liberal, and I consider myself an atheist · I am fairly liberal when it comes to life and my outlook on the world · I am fairly nerdy, but not obsessively so · I am fairly new to Lexington, and hop-ing to meet some interesting, worthwhile people · I am fairly new to London living in a great flat on a great road, now I just need great people · I am fairly new to this online thing · I am fairly new to toronto and am loving the vibrant city life · I am fairly new to Vancouver and would say I am a nice, honest guy with a solid head on my shoulders · I am fairly new to vegas · I am fairly new yo Buffalo in search of the hippie/hipster scene · I am fairly outdoorsy, but not quite up to the “scaling Mt” · I am fairly outgoing, but really enjoy my alone time, too · I am fairly outgoing, like running/biking and bike re-pair · I am fairly passionate about eating healthy · I am fairly political, and while I respect all parties, I am a staunch liberal, and get along best with other liberals · I am fairly prepared to try any manner of things · I am fairly quick-witted and like to think I’m funny · I am fairly relaxed · I am fairly sarcastic and like to think I have a good, though occasionally offensive, sense of humour · I am fairly shy, but still love to meet new people · I am fairly shy in large settings, prone to sticking near people I already know · I am fairly shy until I get to know a person · I am fairly simple · I am fairly simple and easy to get

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along with · I am fairly simple and it doesn’t take much to en-tertain me · I am fairly spontaneous, and I’ll try anything once · I am fairly straight-edge · I am fairly transparent and comfortable sharing my thoughts and feelings · I am fair with arguments, and avoid shouting whenever possible (but I am Latin, so it’s in my blood) · I am faithful, brave, and kind · I am faithful, honest, and fun · i am faithful, honest and i enjoy a good joke · I am faithful amd loyal · I am faithful and a bit ‘old school’ when it comes to love and relationships · I am faithful and honest in a relationship and I expect the same in return · I am faithfull, beautiful, and cool · I am faithfull, down to earth, and easy going · I am fallible and I have made mistakes, and I would love someone to lean on and to encourage to lean on me, in the best and worst of times · I am family- and career-ori-ented, but I can be really adventurous and not very picky on things as well · I am family-focused, honest and caring · I am family-oriented and love spending my free time enjoying the company of both friends and family · I am family orientated and I love getting to know people · I am family orientated and love my friends · I am family oriented, and I’m the oldest of 3, but I still know how to have a good time and let loose · I am family oriented, I’m passionate and give 100% that my partner deserves · I am family oriented · I am family oriented · I am family oriented · I am family oriented · I am family oriented and goal oriented.i don’t have any kids but hopefully I’ll have one or two once I meet my Prince Charming · I am family ori-ented and i love my friends · I am fanfuckingtastic, supercala-fragilistic, and fancy free · I am far more interested in good restaurants, trying new drinks, checking out museums and taking day trips · I am far too clever, for my own good, and to-tally geeking out · I am far too enthralled by the romance and magic of getting to know a person to be really satisfied with the likes of Grindr and Scruff · I am fascinated by and respect all forms of life, and I will get along with anyone with a similar outlook · I am fascinated by Astronomy, more precisely by how Universe was created · I am fascinated by classic cars, motor-cycles, 20’s-70’s inspired artwork, and early American gang-ster culture · I am fascinated by Dirtbikes and I own a couple

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(street legal and illegal) lol · I am fascinated by dreams and usually always remember mine in extreme detail · I am fasci-nated by how it affects people in so many different ways · I am fascinated by how other people (or algorithms) perceive me · I am fascinated by mysticism, spirituality, and altered states · I am fascinated by nebulas and universe in general · I am fasci-nated by people which goes well with being a psychology un-dergrad and nursing grad student · I am fascinated by photog-raphy, though take little of my own photographs · I am fascinated by the capriciousness of people and the beauty of flaws and vulnerability · I am fascinated by the concept of sit-ting down, although they now tell me it’s incredibly un-healthy · I am fascinated by the human social behavior · I am fascinated to learn about identity and psychology · I am fasci-nated with different cultures, especially Islam, and the sum-mer that I spent in egypt was the best time of my life · I am fascinated with rust, peeling paint, and other forms of art · I am fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack · I am fat, celibate, and awesome · i am fat, i also have three kids · I am fat · I am fat; but I make a pretty good pillow:-) 4 · I am fat and boring · I am fat and pretty much undesired, but most of the time I am real-ly happy with myself · I am fearless · I am fearless because I’ve been afraid · I am featured on the cover of a coffee table book, Sailing Nantucket Sound · I am feisty, adorable, and caring · I am feisty, punctual and a lover of pairing spicy food with good music · I am female single, loyal, faithful, tru, and seductive in person · I am feminine, but and approachable · I am feminine so she has to be a stem · I am fickle · I am fiercely independent, and a hopeless romantic; a poet and a law school student; kind of a homebody · I am fiercely independent, I own my car, and also have a nice apartment · I am fiercely independent, loyal and passionate · I am fiercely independent and have a fiery lust for dangerous situations and exciting people · I am fierce-ly independent with a need to explore and travel · I am fiercely loyal, and expect the same · I am fiercely loyal, independent, sarcastic, funny (Well, at least I think I am funny), driven and goal oriented · I am fiercely loyal, slow to react but quick to act, and I don’t always believe everything that I think · I am fiercely

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loyal and as understanding as I can be · I am fiercely loyal in my friendships and am usually able to get along with people from all walks of life · I am fiercely loyal to friends and fami-ly · I am fiercely loyal to friends and family · I am fiercely loyal to my friends and always strive to be trustworthy · I am fierce-ly loyal to my friends and family · I am fiercely loyal to those I care most about, and would defend them to the death · I am fiercly loyal and kind to a fault · I am fiery and affectionate · I am fiesty, fun, and full of life · I am filled with passion and zest for life · I am finally on my own and living a life I love · I am fi-nally on the right path to be the man I should’ve been by now · I am financially responsible, but enjoy spending money on time together & traveling · I am financially stable, live by myself, and can maintain a life outside of my relationships · I am fine with either outcome – or neither · I am Finnish guy who is working in St · I am fire, water, love and life · I am firmly an Independent · I am first and foremost a big picture kind of guy, but sometimes the beauty and fascination is in the de-tails · I am first and foremost a Christ follower · I am fit, reli-able, and scarcastic · I am fit and could can out wander a camel (I say) · I am fit and would like to find a guy that’s taller then me too · I am fit but in love with food so its an ongoing prob-lem ha · I am flattered · I am flawed, contradictory, working on it · I am flawed · I am flawed but I have a strong character and moral compass · I am flawed in a lot of ways but nobody’s perfect · I am flippant, witty, and dorky · I am flirtatious, hon-est, very talkative, have a sense of humor and prefer conversa-tion to be genuine and spontaneous · I am flirty, a thinker, and adventure-craver · I am flirty, kinky, and often drunk · I am flirty, self-conscious, geeky & random · I am fluent in both en-glish and sarcasm · I am fluent in French and partially fluent in Spanish · I am fluent in German · I am fluent in Russian, used to be in German, but sadly a lot has faded over the years · I am fluent in sarcasm · I am fluent in sarcasm · I am fluent in Spanish and english · I am fluent in witty banter and my hu-mor can be described as: awkward; dry; flamboyant; slapstick; sarcastic; witty; goofy; tasteful; dirty minded · I am fluid · I am flying, stoned, and tired · I am focused, funny, and smart · I

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am focused and successful, but I am silly and random too · I am focus on my future 鈥 I like basket ball and love the sum-mer · I am fond of hearing new perspectives and talking about pretty much anything · I am fond of travelling, arts, fashion, movies, music, sports and photography · I am fond of travel-ling cooking and sharing unforgetable moments with friends and family or the People i care the most · I am forever 29 · I am forever a fangirl · I am forever anxious but it adds to my quirk-iness · I am forever generous with time, attention, love and sensitivity in all relationships · I am forgetful, disorganized, and (mildly) eccentric, but manage to convince everyone that I have my life together · I am forgiving, almost to a fault · I am forgiving, chaotic!, and special · I am form a loud but loving family · I am former military, finishing my B.S.N · I am for peace and love, although I think that they’re improbable · I am for someone who can appreciate me for me · I am for the most part very laid-back..that does Not imply that I won’t step up and speak my mind if it’s needed · I am fortunate enough to have a job that I love working as a health administrator · I am fortunate to enjoy the work that I do · I am fortunate to find someone who allows me to explore my sexuality · I am fortu-nate to have a fantastic group of friends with which to do so, and a family that enjoys good food and time outside · I am for-tunate to really enjoy my profession, but also have plenty of other interests which keep me entertained · I am fortunate to spend my life helping others and I take a lot of satisfaction knowing I made people’s lives better · I am foxy, bitchy, and sarcastic · I am FRAGILe So HANDLe Me WItH CARe · I am freakishly good at assembling Ikea furniture · I am freckle, faced, and strawberry · I am free, crazzy, and fan · I am free as ill ever be I suppose · i am free spirited, and always trying new things · I am free spirited, fun, outgoing, energetic, good-na-tured, understanding, honest, loyal, genuine, charismatic, & complimentary · I am free spirited · I am french, i lived in chile, i wish i could live in brazil, but i’m in paris right now · I am french/ Mexican · I am french guy living in moscow since 2years now · I am frendly, smart a bit)), and more · I am fre-quently, if not always, overdressed and have an affinity for

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finding awesome clothes at thrift stores · I am freshly 21 (whoop whoop) · I am friendly · I am friendly, ambitious, and genuine · I am friendly, caring and honest · I am friendly, free-spirited, quirky, and intelligent · I am friendly, fun, comi-cal, goal oriented, & would help someone if I could · I am friendly, fun, easy to get along with · I am friendly, helpful, and weird (in a good way) · I am friendly, honest, and a well rounded individual · I am friendly, honest, and sexy · I am friendly, kind, and have an open heart, but most importantly I’m goofy and enjoy a good sense of humor · I am friendly, lovely, and sweet · I am friendly, open minded, loves animals , travel, have way too many fandoms/nerdoms and fantasy · I am friendly, open minded, sometimes goofy but always fun · I am friendly, outgoing, and fun · I am friendly, outgoing, and I love spending time with family and friends · I am friendly, outgoing and I love talking to people · I am friendly, passion-ate, caring, and love to laugh more than anything · I am friend-ly, pretty, and fun · I am friendly, silly, and fun · I am friendly, sincere, and faithful · I am friendly, social, and humorous · I am friendly, sometimes geeky, sometimes artistic, sometimes sarcastic and sometimes random · I am friendly, spiritual, and love good laugh · I am friendly, straightforward, open-mind-ed, but a bit stubborn · I am friendly · I am friendly · I am friendly and approachable :) Feel free to chat me up, eager to know new friends around · I am friendly and don’t bite · I am friendly and give good advice · I am friendly and love making others happy when at all possible · I am friendly and love to experience new things · I am friendly and love to meet new people · I am friendly and out going, and I also enjoy hiking · I am friendly and outgoing, but also shy · I am friendly and out-going · I am friendly and passionate · I am friendly and silly · I am friendly and sweet (grew up in the midwest), but I’m none too earnest (been in LA about ten years) · I am friendly in the way I treat everyone equally & I don judge people by it’s cov-er · I am friendly loveable person and honest · I am friendly open-minded guy · I am friendly person and shy · I am friend-ly so please get to know me even thpugh im shy · I am friendly with strangers and I have a lot of friends who I can trust and

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rely on · I am friendly yet I’m also reserved at times and I value loyalty and honesty · I am friends with everyone at my local FYe · I am friends with Merlin olsen, too · I am fucked up, an asshole, and a dad · I am full-time for two newspapers essen-tially, which feels like a small miracle · I am full believer in ho-listic health and eating right is important · I am full of cheesy sarcasm and am easy going · I am full of confidence and I know I can achieve anything I put my mind to · I am full of contradictions, and fully expect someone I love to tell me I’m too sad to be around more than once in my life · I am full of double entendre, love and laughs · I am full of energy...I love hilarity and jokes · I am full of Greatness · I am full of laughter, full of love, and full of life · I am full of life, and interested in someone to share it with · I am full of life, willing to love, and affectionate · I am full of mystery · I am full of paradoxes, though · I am full of random knowledge and facts · I am full of sarcasm and laughter · I am full of useless information · I am full of useless trivia; I come in handy on bar trivia nights · I am full of wit · i am full time college student · I am fully aware of the fact that this may sound cliche · I am fully aware that the reality I see with my eyes and feel through my mind is com-pletely up to me · I am fully happy with who I am and although I know I’m always a work in progress won’t change myself to what I am not · I am fully optimistic and cheerful · I am fully self-sufficient but get lonely sometimes - mostly for compan-ionship · I am fully sleeved on my left arm · I am ful of funni-ness · I am fun · I am fun · I am fun, active, loving, lively, a workaholic, lazy, stupid, callous, angry · I am fun, adventur-ous, and playful · I am fun, adventurous, easy going and car-ing · I am fun, adventurous, independent, have quite a bit of dark humor and am shy (which is my least favorite trait) · I am fun, ambitious, friendly, and easy going · I am fun, and despite my love for bitterness and sadness, I’m generally pretty hap-py · I am Fun, Artistic, and Friendly · I am fun, athletic, and loving · I am fun, atleast I think I am · I am fun, beautiful, and loving · I am fun, charming, and open-minded · I am fun, committed, and love to travel · I am fun, crazy, and unpredict-able · I am Fun, Creative, and Caring · I am fun, creative, and

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honest · I am fun, creative, and kind · I am fun, cute i think · I am fun, down-to-earth and caring · I am fun, easy going, and calm · I am fun, easy going, and extremely laid back · I am fun, easy going, and gracefully clumsy · I am fun, easy going, and honest · I am fun, easygoing, and religous · I am fun, easy go-ing, and weird · I am fun, easy going, sarcastic, I love to laugh, and I don’t take myself too seriously · I am fun, easy going and always up for a good adventure · I am fun, easy to get allong with, goal oriented · I am fun, energetic, and laid-back · I am fun, energetic, and loves humor · I am fun, energetic, sponta-neous, and a lil crazy sometimes I’m super outdoorsy and I love, love, love to fish · I am fun, engaging, and love to smile · I am fun, entertaining, and caring · I am Fun, entertaining, and Random · I am fun, excited, and passionate about trying new things and getting the most out of each experience · I am fun, exciting, and friendly · I am fun, flirty, and outgoing · I am Fun, Flirty, and Spontaneous · I am fun, friendly & outgoing · I am Fun, Friendly, and outgoing · I am fun, friendly, witty, and blunt · I am fun, fun, and more fun · I am fun, funny, and fun-nier...lol · I am Fun, Funny, and Real · I am fun, funny, scat-tered at times, together when I need to be · I am fun, goofy, and lovably sarcastic · I am fun, goofy, and random · I am fun, goofy and I love to talk shit · I am Fun, Happy, and Nice · I am fun, happy, and outgoing · I am fun, happy, sexy · I am fun, hardworking, and energetic · I am fun, honest, and caring and so much more · I am fun, honest, and gsoh · I am fun, humor-ous, and committing · I am fun, I hate drama and I love to laugh, cook and eat good food · I am fun, independent, adven-tureous and easy going · I am fun, intelligent, and attractive · I am fun, interesting, and understanding · I am Fun, Laid Back, and Adventurous · I am fun, laidback, and hyper · I am fun, laid back, and straight acting · I am fun, laid back, down to earth, honest, understanding, and dependable · I am fun, layed back easy going and too honest most of the time · I am fun, loveable, and bubbly · I am Fun, loveing, and careing · I am fun, loving, and · I am fun, loving, put my heart into all that I do · I am fun, loving, understanding, and honest · I am fun, loyal, and happy · I am fun, loyal, funny(great sense of humor),

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sarcastic, honest, intelligent, and I would really like to share my life with someone special · I am fun, nice, and easy-go-ing · I am fun, odd, and something else · I am fun, odd, and thoughful · I am fun, or at least people say i am, and I like to surround myself with easy going, fun people as well · I am fun, out-going, cute and lovable · I am fun, outgoing, and adven-turous · I am Fun, outgoing, and Affectionate · I am FUN, oUtGoING, and A HARD WoRKeR · I am fun, outgoing, and amazing · I am fun, out going, and flirtatious · I am fun, out-going, and flirty · I am fun, outgoing, and love the outdoors · I am fun, outgoing, and motivated · I am Fun, outgoing, and Random · I am fun, outgoing, and spunky · I am fun,outgoing, and very down to earth · I am fun, outgoing, determined, I’m a mother to 4 awesome kids · I am fun, outgoing, driven, and very hard working · I am fun, outgoing, hard working, com-passionate, and easy going · I am fun, outgoing, smart, and always up to standing around and having a bon fire · I am fun, outgoing, weird, random, and perverted · I am fun, outgoing and active · I am fun, outgoing and a joker · I am fun, outgoing and honest, love to laugh · I am fun, outgoing smart sweet car-ing · I am fun, peaceful, and happy · I am fun, playful and down-to-earth · I am fun, romantic, and compassionate · I am Fun, Safe, and Crazy · I am fun, sarcastic, and kind · I am fun, sarcastic and nerdy · I am Fun, Sexy, and spontaneous · I am FUN, SeXY, and WILD · I am fun, shy, and romantic · I am Fun, Silly, and enjoy Life · I am fun, smart, and a gentleman · I am fun, smart, and hardworking · I am fun, smart, and kinda artsy · I am fun, spontaneous, and caring · I am fun, sponta-neous, and cute · I am Fun, Spontaneous, and romantic · I am fun, spontaneous, and slow to grow up · I am fun, sponta-neous and I like to be active · I am FUN, StReSS FRee, and DoWN to eARtH · I am fun, strong, and happy · I am fun, sweet, and flirty · I am fun, sweet, and honest · I am FUN, SWeet, and HoNeSt · I am fun, sweet and I love alternative music · I am fun, unique, and exciting · I am fun, unique, and spastic · I am fun, very open minded, funny, I have a wild side but can be serious when need be · I am Fun,Wild, and out go-ing · I am Fun, Willing, and lonely · I am fun, witty, and well

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mannered · I am fun, witty, smart, and open to new experienc-es · I am fun-loving, (sometimes) funny, and enjoy good food · I am fun-loving, kinda big, and happy · I am fun-loving, laid-back, and faithful · I am fun-loving, no-bullcrap, stub-born, but sweet · I am Fun-loving, optimistic, and romantic · I am fun-loving and free-spirited · I am fun · I am fun · I am fun · I am Fun/outgoing, Intelligent, and a challenge · I am fun and adventurous, I’m also a deep thinker · I am fun and adventurous, I love boating and Irish dancing · I am fun and adventurous · I am fun and adventurous · I am fun and a good listener · I am fun and caring, I love attending music shows, fully independent, and got a good head on my shoulders · I am fun and creative, and usually won’t say no to most ideas thrown my way · I am fun and energetic · I am fun and faith-ful · I am fun and friendly and sometimes crazy · I am fun and funny and am a bit of a tomboy so I have a competitive streak but I can also be terribly girly · I am fun and honest but I love to live life to the fullest and feel free to ask me anything · I am fun and love being around other people · I am fun and lov-ing · I am fun and outgoing, passionate about what I do, my friends and life in general · I am fun and out going · I am fun and outgoing · I am fun and outgoing · I am fun and outgo-ing · I am fun and outgoing person · I am fun and outgoing so if ur interested hit me up · I am fun and outgoing with life goals and a big heart · I am fun and quirky my friends say i am a nice person and a good listener · I am fun and sarcastic, be-cause sometimes people take life way too seriously · I am fun and shy · I am fun and smart but still crazy and make typos · I am fun and some people would say crazy · I am fun and sweet and love to have conversations with people · I am fun and very bubbly so get to know me · I am fun an laid back i enjoy out/in door activity and i like making ppl laugh · I am fun down to earth kinda girl · I am fun easy to get along wit and outgo-ing · I am fun girl to be around, love pizza and dr. house :) I am sexy, sweet, and hot · I am funky, energetic, and artistic · I am fun lol · I am fun loving,, sweet, and weird · I am funloving, ad-venturious, and up beat · I am fun loving, caring, and get along with almost everyone I meet · I am fun loving, compassionate,

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and patient · I am fun loving, determined, and very sexy · I am fun loving, down to earth, and one of a kind · I am fun loving, easily amused, and animal lover · I am funloving, easygoing, and trustworthy · I am fun loving, free spirit, very laid back & easy to get along with · I am fun loving, goofy, and upbeat · I am fun loving, happy, outgoing, creative, spontaneous, and I love to laugh and make people laugh · I am funloving, humor-ous, and laidback · I am fun loving, I like the social scene, and enjoy making people laugh · I am fun loving, laid back, and honest and sincere · I am fun loving, laid back and I can’t sit still for too long · I am fun loving,love to take a hike and go to the movies · I am fun loving, loyal, honest and kind · I am fun loving, outgoing, love to smile and laugh · I am fun loving, out-going and always up for new things, I love exploring and trav-elling and the simple things like a walk in the park · I am fun loving, sophisticated, and weird · I am fun loving, spontan-ious, and sincere · I am Fun Loving, trustworthy, and Deter-mined · I am fun loving · I am fun lovin girl how just don’t give a damn about what others think · I am fun nice caring and wanna find that special girl · I am funny (at least I think so), smart (on good days), and overall, I like to have a good time · I am funny (hope i am), bubbly, confident · I am funny(I think so), Sexy (People say), and Analytical(my fault) · I am funny, adventures, and exciting · I am Funny, Aggressive, and clum-sy · I am funny, ambitious and very sarcastic · I am funny, and i LoVe to have fun · I am funny, and sincere · I am funny, ath-letic, romantic, caring, loving, and most of all a ReAL down to earth guy · I am funny, attractive, and outgoing · I am funny, attractive, clean and disease free, athletic body, tanned skin, dark short hair, dark eyes and stubble · I am funny, caring & kind I love sports, random silly adventures, & shopping ex-travaganza’s I have a twin sister I am Loyal, Honest, and out-going · I am funny, caring, and honest · I am funny, caring, and loveable · I am funny, caring, and loyal · I am funny, car-ing, and outgoing · I am Funny, Clumsy, and Friendly · I am funny, cute, and charming · I am Funny, Dedicated, and out-doorsman who loves to help people · I am funny, direct, and compassionate · I am funny, easy going, and sexy · I am funny,

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energetic, and nice · I am funny, exciting · I am funny, flirty, and bubbly · I am funny, friendly, and fabulous · I am funny, fun, and fine lol · I am funny, fun and like to have a good time · I am funny, gentle, and clever · I am FUNNY, GooF-BALL, and CUte · I am funny, hard headed, and a smartass · I am FUNNY, HARDWoRKING, and SeXY · I am FUNNY, HoNeSt, and NICe · I am funny, honest, and outgoing · I am funny, hot, and loving · I am funny, i’m friendly, and i’m open to anything · I am funny, i dont get angry easily · I am Funny, I make sun tea in the rain · I am funny, intelligent, and ambi-tious · I am funny, intelligent, and shy · I am funny, I say lame jokes and I don’t mind people laughing at me as well as with me · I am Funny, kind, and down_toearth · I am funny, kind, and teasing · I am Funny, Laid Back, and a Bad Ass · I am Fun-ny, Loud, and Sometimes Shy · I am Funny, Lovable, and Kind · I am Funny, loveable, and unique · I am funny, loving, caring, outgoing, always trying to have a good time · I am Fun-ny, loyal, and energetic · I am funny, nice, and super fun to be around · I am funny, outgoing, and a Coug · I am funny, out-going, and adventurous · I am funny, outgoing, and a smar-tass · I am funny, outgoing, and awesome · I am funny, outgo-ing, and classy · I am funny, outgoing, and considerate · I am Funny, outgoing, and Goofy · I am Funny, outgoing, and hy-per · I am Funny, out going, and just me · i am funny, outgo-ing, and love to laugh so lets have a good time · I am Funny, outgoing, and Loyal · I am funny, outgoing, and openmind-ed · I am funny, outgoing, and sweet · I am funny, out going, layed back, and down to earth · I am funny, outgoing, smart, trustworthy, and kind · I am funny, out of control, and car-ing · I am funny, passionate, and intelligent · I am funny, pas-sionate, and romantic · I am funny, patience, and loving · I am funny, quick witted and sarcastic · I am funny, romantic, and mature · I am funny, sarcastic, and cajun · I am funny, sarcas-tic, and dutch · I am funny, sarcastic, and intelligent · i am funny ,sarcastic, outgoing · I am funny, sexy, and a good lis-tener · I am funny, sexy, and smart · I am funny, shy, and hon-est · I am funny, simple, and beautiful · I am funny, sincere, and motivated · I am Funny, Smart, and a Little Random · I am

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funny, smart, and always up for anything · I am Funny, Smart, and Creative · I am funny, smart, and interested in pretty much everything · I am funny, smart, and neurotic · I am fun-ny, smart, and nice · I am funny, smart, and quirky · I am Fun-ny, Smart, and Sexy · I am funny, smart, determined, purpose-ful and kind person · I am funny, smart, outgoing and loud · I am funny, so hit me up · I am funny, spunky, and sexy · I am funny, strange and very kind · I am funny, super goofy, witty, sarcastic, loud, out spoken, friendly, fun and free spirited · I am funny, sweet, and cute · I am Funny, Sweet, and Indepen-dant · I am Funny, Sweet, and outgoing · I am funny, sweet, and talkative · I am funny, talkative, positive- in my own way- and hyper when im tiered · I am funny, unique, and open-Minded · I am funny, upbeat, and a lot of fun · I am fun-ny, well I think I am funny · I am funny, witty, and sometimes a smart ass · I am funny, witty, with a sarcastic sense of hu-mor · I am funny, witty and intelligent, and I’m not afraid to show it around my friends and family · I am funny- I make myself laugh all the time- honest to a fault, and work hard to achieve what I set my mind on · I am funny · I am funny · I am funny · I am funny · I am funny · I am funny · I am funny abso-lutely full of myself · I am funny and a bit sarcastic but who isn’t now and then · I am funny and easy going, but serious when I have to be · I am funny and easy going · I am funny and have a tendency to be sarcastic · I am funny and I laugh at my own jokes(corny I know) · I am funny and logically optimis-tic · I am funny and nice · I am funny and outgoing · I am fun-ny and random · I am funny and sarcastic, loyal and honest · I am funny and silly and in love with life · I am funny and silly but serious when needed and I have my shit together · I am funny and witty, and can turn it on and off like a light switch · I am funny but all girls think they’re funny and mostly aren’t so maybe I’m not · I am funny or so I’ve been told and i’m a very out spoken person · I am funny out going down to earth love to dance and have fun · I am funny person sometimes I am shy but I am good girl and bad girl lol I like white guys who are nice sweet and kind and honest 2 · I am Funny Sweet Nice And I like to go to the mall And hangout · I am funny sweet smart

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outgoing love to cook go places and have a great time · I am fun out going love to do some good old camping and boat-ing · I am fun shy very happy girl · I am funsized, athletic, op-timistic, and authentic · I am fun to be around, I love to laugh and I’m always smiling · I am fun to be around · I am fun to be around · I am fun to be around and always willing to try new things · I am fun to be around and enjoy making people laugh · I am fun to be around as I love having a good time and laughing · I am fun to be around with and very laid back · I am fun to be with, honest and kind love to help others · I am fun to be with · I am fun to chill with i can be Random at times but its ok u need to know when to be series too · I am fun to get along with · I am fun to hang out with, but I don’t really act my age · I am fun wild and free · I am fun yet I’m serious about things · I am G.G.G · I am game designer, a gamer, a moviegoer and a former student of the eNJMIN · I am game for anything · I am game for anything outdoors · I am game for anything that gets me outside of my comfort zone · I am game for any topic · I am game for everything and anything, and saying yes to every op-portunity can only lead to great moments · I am game for pret-ty much any type of sport or physical activity to stay active and busy · I am game let’s do this · I am gamer of both the tabletop and computer types · I am gay · I am geeky, ambitious, and head strong · I am Geeky, Distractable, and Lethargic · I am geeky, fairly outgoing, I work a lot, am addicted to technology, Doctor Who, and programming · I am geeky, I might sound serious but that is because my english skills are leet but I’m always in a funny awesomesauce kind of mood · I am geeky and quirky, but I embrace it · I am geeky at heart with a perfect balance of non-geek so that I stay well rounded · I am gender-queer/transgender · I am generally a happy lady who just wants to have a laugh · I am generally a happy person, and I enjoy being up in the mornings with a cup of coffee · I am gen-erally a happy person, I love life · I am generally a happy per-son · I am generally a happy person and loves a laugh with peo-ple · I am generally a helpful person; I’ll stop to help people carry bikes up the subway, or tutor people in school who need it · I am generally a laid back person but I’m also a planner · I

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am generally a laid back person who likes to balance excite-ment and relaxation · I am generally a little awkward with peo-ple I don’t know but that goes away rather soon · I am general-ly always smiling and laughing (unless it’s finals week and trying to cram a quarter’s worth of lecture in my brain, 3hrs before an exam) · I am generally an easy going guy · I am gen-erally an empathetic, charitable, considerate person · I am generally a nice guy that believes that being a gentleman is still a thing · I am generally a pretty happy person · I am generally a pretty laid back, driven, social animal · I am generally a pret-ty laid back individual · I am generally a really affectionate per-son who tends to give people the benefit of the doubt · I am generally a really laid back kind of person · I am generally a shy, nice guy mixed in with a little sarcasm · I am generally a very happy person, I always have a smile on my face · I am gen-erally a very laid back, easy going person · I am generally cheerful and I dream in color · I am generally contented and happy, and lucky to have lots of friends and family - always willing to put the effort in · I am generally easy to get along with, laid-back, and pretty down to earth · I am generally emo-tionally stable and rational · I am generally good spirited, en-joy intelligent conversation, and work hard to keep my life free from drama · I am generally honest and upfront · I am gener-ally laid back, kind, and caring · I am generally open minded and try anything once personality but I can also be a quiet per-son to new people and environment · I am generally positive, optimistic and charismatic · I am generally positive and try to solve problems rather than dwell on them · I am generally pretty happy and easy-going · I am generally pretty optimistic most of the time, but at the same time i stay realistic with things · I am generally quiet, but I love people · I am generally quiet and adaptable but I love to laugh · I am generally really easy going · I am generally reserved in public, but if I feel like I have something worth sharing I can be quite animated · I am generally spontanious · I am generally terrible at describing myself without being obnoxiously self deprecating and long winded, so I’ll try to be brief · I am generally the person my friends go to for advice (: I love listening to people’s problems

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and helping them as much as I can) · I am generally uncom-fortable talking about myself so this section is torture · I am generally up for trying anything at least once · I am generally very cheerful; bouncy and perky are terms that have (much to my dismay) been used to describe me · I am generally very easy going and have a lot of patience · I am generally very happy and enjoy people · I am generous, determined, and whimsi-cal · I am generous, fun, and spontanious · I am generous, lov-ing, and easy going · I am generous, low maintenance, vio-lent,accepting and forgiving · I am generous, loyal, and honest · I am generous, sweet, and loyal · I am generous and caring, and I find it important to be someone that people can count on and trust · I am generous and love to give- I love ani-mals and children, and they love me · I am generous to a fault (selfishly) when it comes to intimacy (I’ve been told) · I am generous with my love and try to be considerate · I am gentle, clever, and sexy · I am genuine, affectionate, and inspiring · I am genuine, caring and curvy :D and am not interested in ca-sual hook up either · I am genuine, caring and happily imper-fect and yes, a smart ass · I am genuine, faithful, fun, energet-ic, romantic, generous, respectful, and understanding · I am genuine, fun loving and love to laugh · I am genuine, honest, warm, and friendly · I am genuine, kind, well mannered, per-sonable and determined · I am genuine, loving, and passion-ate · I am genuine, loyal, and sweet · I am genuine, sassy, and pretty rad · I am genuine · I am genuine and loyal · I am genu-inely a nice guy with a bit of a stubborn, rebellious, out-spoken streak · I am genuinely concerned about giving the wrong im-pression online, since it seems so easy to do · I am genuinely friendly but I’ve got this unbearably shy side · I am genuinely uninterested/apathetic in the majority of things people care about and that upsets people · I am girl( and surprise I can cook:) and I’m pretty good at it · I am girls, more girls, and even m girls · I am girly and probably a lil bit spoiled too · I am girly girl for work but I really love the out doors and my family would probably call me a tomboy lol · I am glad I smile all the time at work · I am glad that’s finally over · I am glad to be back in NY after living in Portland, oregon for eight years and one

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year teaching in southern France · I am glad to have friends that get me out and about because I am always perfectly con-tent to sit at home by myself reading or something · I am glad to have moved back to the Bay Area · I am Glimmering, Ap-pealing, and Dazzling · I am goal-oriented, ambitious, and hold myself and others to high standards · I am goal-oriented, highly motivated and down to earth · I am goal driven and work oriented · I am goal oriented and driven individual · I am goal oriented but also able to switch that off and take time to just enjoy life · I am god · I am going18 finish school last year · I am goin to study fashion merchandisin and hopefully im good at it ...things that make me go · I am gonna apply at HBS until I get in, even if I have to wait a decade · I am gonna be going back to school to start my BA soon · I am gonna buck the trend · I am gonna do everything I can to Live my Life like its Golden · I am gonna give it a try · I am gonna give it a try · I am gonna keep this short n sweet · I am gonna need a nap when I’m done · I am gonna revise this · I am gonna save the world from global warming · I am gonna stop using this app coz it’s stupid · I am gonna use a quote · I am good · I am good, but not an angel · I am good, cute, and horny · I am good, intelligent, caring, friendly and romantic · I am good-hearted, loyal, fun-ny, intelligent and laid back · I am good-natured and selfless around those about whom I care most · I am good about get-ting myself into trouble and better at getting myself out of it · I am good at bicycles like fixing them and stuff · I am good at breaking them too · I am good at cleaning · I am good at con-versations so just talk to me and we’ll get this thing goin · I am good at create things · I am good at getting along with all dif-ferent types of people · I am good at it and hope to one day af-ter many years of practice to own my own studio · I am good at laughing · I am good at making myself happy and being my-self · I am good at math · I am good at playing my guitar and drawing · I am good at ranting about being a working stu-dent · I am good for that on all sides and with any questions that need answering · I am good friends with an Amish family and a drag queen · I am good in,improvisational cooking but not with the bass :D i love art and my life is music · I am good

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listener, nice, and quiet · I am good people too · I am good sense of humour, caring, and hard worker · I am good though · I am good to have around · I am good to people who are good to me · I am good to talk to and people get hooked onto me easily · I am good with banter and sarcasm · I am good with languages · I am good with my hands, one of my hobbies is vintage vehicles restoration · I am good without that, thanks · I am good with the tech stuff · I am goofy, Adven-turous, and smart · I am goofy, compassionate, and an incorri-gible smart ass · I am goofy, crack jokes a lot, laugh a lot · I am goofy, easy going, and lovable · I am goofy, funloving, and re-sponsible · I am goofy, funny, nerdy, I’m a child stuck in a mans body, or at least that’s how I act · I am goofy, honest, se-rious when I need to be, I’m awesome with kids and hope to be a teacher someday · I am goofy, laid-back, and at times quite intelligent · I am goofy, love to laugh and just be silly · I am goofy, loving, and spontaneous · I am goofy, loyal, determined, smart, funny, independent, and straight forward · I am goofy, smart, dorky, classy, clever, easy going, close to laughter and I’m human · I am goofy, talented, funny (even when trying to be serious), different, and independent · I am goofy · I am goofy · I am goofy and am always laughing or smiling · I am goofy and eccentric, but can be come off as a confident quiet type in other circumstances · I am goofy and extroverted, and I like to have fun · I am goofy and i love making people laugh · I am goofy and love to laugh · I am goofy and outgoing, and as long as I’m laughing then I’m having a good time · I am goofy and silly and love to make people laugh · I am goofy and spon-taneous, but also extremely driven · I am goofy as shit and love making people laugh and playing games · I am goofy but it takes me awhile to get comfortable and let out that silly side · I am gorgeous, friendly, and tall · I am Gossip-Magnet, Lovley, and Sweet · I am got a bubbly personality · I am government worker which entails repairing military equipment and travel for it on occasion · I am go with the flow · I am Grateful · i am grateful for all I have been able to experience · I am grateful for each day that I have to experience life · I am grateful for my close friends and family · I am grateful for my family and

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friends and value the relationships I have gained over the years · I am grateful for the flexible schedule of the job and the cool people I work with · I am grateful for the wonderful life I have and the people in it · I am great · I am great · I am great · I am great at conversations once they’re started, just not that great at starting them, so bear with me if I try · I am great at listening and continuing conversations that im interested in · I am great at taking pictures · I am great in most social sit-uations: dressed up or hanging in house pants; though I am not a suit and tie guy normally · I am great with my hands and always have a project repairing or creating · I am great with open-minded people who like to laugh, enjoy sarcasm and have a story to share · I am green, if I was blue I would die · I am gregarious, compassionate, and bonkers · I am gregarious, unpredictable, and adventurous · I am grew up in Nebraska, went to college at the University of Nebraska (Go Big Red!), and have traveled to a couple different countries · I am grew up on the Jersey shore which I miss very dearly · I am ground-ed and real · I am grounded and sweet but i definitely know how to go out and have a good time · I am grown, have two jobs and I’m too sleepy/tired for games, literally · I am grown-up, reliable, and focussed · I am guess I’m more of a typical kind of guy but special in my own ways · I am guilty of it myself some-times, although I try to be as open and courteous as possible · I am haaaa, huuuu, and · I am hair dresser, I love my job and coworkers · I am half-American but don’t hold that against me · I am half-German, half NY, half from the ‘burbs · I am half-Greek · I am half aboriginal and wog · I am half british which means I’m classy :) I’m short and so is my temper · I am half Cherokee & half African American · I am half Cuban and half white, and yes I speak Spanish but not well · I am half czech so i have a HUGe family · I am half Filipino/ half Irish and proud · I am half filipino and half chinese · I am half Ger-man half Italian but look like my Mom who is Italian · I am half good girl half rebel · I am half Greek, half Bronx Jew · I am half Indian and half Scottish and working towards being a popular science journalist (but currently doing a Ph.D) · I am half Ira-nian · I am half Irish & half Italian · I am half Irish, quarter

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Scottish, and quarter Italian · I am half Irish and half Arme-nian · I am half Italian, but only know swear words and greet-ings · I am half italian, half irish, which means I finish off my beer with a little pasta · I am half Italian and also have family in France so i have basic understanding in both languages · I am half Italian and half mutt · I am half Italian as well · I am half Japanese after all · I am half Japanese and half German · I am half Jewish half Irish, not particularly religious, and have a bachelor’s from NYU · I am half Jordanian and half Scottish · I am half Maltese and half Irish · I am half Mexican and half Irish and I really enjoy a cold craft beer · I am half Mexican and half Italian, so it’s pretty much in my genes · I am half norwe-gian and half israeli · I am half of texas away from my family set out to carve my own path in this place we call society · I am half Portuguese and half Puerto Rican · I am half Puerto rican half Dominican so I have a fiesty personality to go with my great skin and big butt LoL · I am half Sri Lankan & half Irish · I am half taiwanese half Japanese, working for a Japa-nese company · I am handsome, confident and I am cursed with a charming disposition · I am handsome, successful, smart, and awesome - pretty much a total catch · I am happiest after a delicious meal, good company, and a glass of wine · I am happiest in a tent in the rain or a log cabin · I am happiest in my garden or on a moonlit beach · I am happiest in nature and traveling · I am happiest outdoors · I am happiest when hanging with my friends, and I’m always up for trying some-thing new · I am happiest when I’m challenging myself · I am happiest when I’m helping people I care about · I am happiest when I’m laughing · I am happiest when I’m learning some-thing new or experiencing something dangerous, and I go cra-zy without human interaction · I am happiest when I am trav-eling · I am happiest when I spend time with smart, somewhat neurotic, and unique people · I am happiest when I’m eating and traveling · I am happiest when learning, exploring, and understanding things · I am happily introverted · I am happily settled in Charlottesville, but I call both places home · I am happy · I am happy · I am happy %90 of the time · I am happy, easygoing, and pleasant · I am Happy, Fun, and Loving · I am

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Happy, Funny, and Full of life · I am Happy, Funny, and Laid-back · I am happy, funny, and outgoing · I am happy, funny, and sensuous · I am happy, goofy, and friendly · I am happy, half normal, and easy going · I am happy, healthy, and fo-cused · I am happy, healthy, and living life · I am happy, laid-back, and a good listener I am most happy by any body of wa-ter · I am Happy, Loving, and Honest · I am happy, optimistic, and friendly · I am happy, outgoing, and adventurous · I am happy, part-time lazy, and awesome · I am happy, passionate, and trustworthy · I am happy, sad, and elvish · I am Happy, Self Driven, and Mommy · I am happy, sensative, and love-able · I am happy, small, and weird · I am happy, stable, and know who I am · I am Happy, Unique, and Fun · I am happy, weird, and single · I am happy-go-lucky, upbeat, kind and friendly · I am happy · I am happy · I am happy · I am happy and content with life, loving it · I am happy and grateful to teach and live with my super sweet dog · I am happy and out-going; I like to have fun · I am happy and secure, love being outdoors and being involved in a wide variety of activities · I am happy and secure · I am happy and very easy going · I am happy by nature but someone’s extremely negative energy can change that in a heartbeat so I tend to stay away · I am happy go lucky person to be around · I am happy I’m free And I’m me · I am happy in both the urban jungle and the real jungle · I am happy person who laughs allot and makes dumb jokes :) and I’m an open book so ask me anything · I am happy single but would love to find that right guy to spend some of my free time with · I am happy to get dressed up into something sexy to go out in, but also lounge around in fuzzy pajama pants on a cold winter day · I am happy when I am being active or just hanging out at home watching a movie or reading a book · I am happy with my life · I am happy with my life and at some point I hope to have a special someone to share that happiness with · I am happy with my life and the great friends I have · I am happy with my life and would love to find that special girl to be on my arm · I am happy with my life as it is, but wouldn’t mind if somebody managed to sweep me off my feet · I am happy with my life right now--I currently manage a sweet food

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truck, play in a band, and live in a hippie burner co-op · I am happy with my life right now but it would be nice to be able to share it with someone · I am happy with myself, but I believe in change · I am happy without him, and she deserves better any-way · I am happy with who I am and passionate about what I’m doing · I am happy wit my life and I don’t need ppl trying to bring me down · I am happy woman :) I’m a traveler · I am hard, hard, and hard · I am hard-faced, I am gone · I am hard-headed · I am hard-wired to help people · I am hard-work-ing, family-oriented, spiritual and passionate · I am hard-working, motivated, caring, and compassionate · I am hard-working and driven, thoughtful and creative, and just about as sweet as they come · I am hard-working and have clear (mid-term) professional and personal objectives, but I am aware sometimes things don’t go as planned · I am hard-headed, soft hearted, and short tempered · I am hardly ever serious (unless necessary) so I spend most of my days laugh-ing · I am hardly ever serious, and I tend to laugh at the most inappropriate times/things · I am hard of hearing and know sign language · I am hard to handle and can take being wound up · I am hard to keep up with but the adventure is always worth the time:) right now I am re discovering everything · I am hard to offend and swear excessively · I am hard worker, very sociable, funny, sweet · I am hard worker · I am hard-working, ambitious, laid-back, respectful, polite, confident, humble, and most importantly, incredibly grateful for all my good fortunes · I am hard working, careing, and dedicated · I am hard working, energetic and optimistic · I am hard work-ing, I love life so I’m very out going · I am hardworking, like to have fun and am always up for an adventure · I am hardwork-ing, open-minded, and thoughtful · I am hardworking, outgo-ing, and a little outspoken at times · I am hard working, outgo-ing, honest, fun loving · I am hardworking,romantic,funloving ,devoted,single not into headgames ,hate liars n drama.Very upfront,real n communicative · I am hard working · I am haunted by a Georgia slattern, because a London cutpurse went unhung · I am headed to ferris state this fall to study en-gineering · I am headstrong and strong willed · I am health

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conscious-ish person · I am health conscious · I am health con-scious and fashionable · I am health conscious and vegan, and feel that a holistic view in our lives in necessary · I am healthy, I have no tattoos or piercings, no StDs, and I don’t smoke at all or do drugs (except for marijuana, only once in awhile) · I am heavily tattooed, with 2 full sleeves, some chest, neck back and leg work · I am heavily tattooed and pierced and wouldn’t have it any other way · I am hell of a time haha · I am hell on heels · I am helpful, friendly, and loving · I am hesitant to even try and describe myself · I am hideously inept at playing video games · I am high classed but tomb boy all together · I am high energy, sarcastic and funny · I am highly against drugs also · I am highly ambitious and driven, but not for the attainment of material possessions or greater socioeconomic status · I am highly conceptual and also rational at the same time · I am Highly educated, love to use humor, open minded, many hob-bies from culture to natur, to passion · I am highly intellectual and sometimes can be quick to judge people · I am highly loyal to my people I cook, and I cook well · I am high on life and I hate emo kids · I am hilarious (or so I’d like to think) and I try to not take life too seriously · I am hilarious, adventurous, and loyal · I am hilarious, compassionate, and unique · I am hilari-ous, cute, and a brunette · I am hilarious, exciting, and a lot of fun · I am hilarious, honest to a fault, and laid back · I am hilar-ious, inteligent, and ambitious · I am hilarious, laid-back, and interesting · I am hilarious · I am hilarious · I am hilarious · I am hilariously un-photogenic · I am hip, smooth, and ultra fresh · I am his cousin · I am his only parent · I am Hispanic · I AM HISPANIC SINGLe 30 YRS oLD DARK CoMPLeXIoN , DARK CURLY SHoRt HAIR, BLACK eYe 213LB AND LIVING WItH MY MotHeR AND SISteR At HoMe · I am hispanic with blue eyes · I am home and bored a lot · I am home in SF for the summer for four months · I am honest (sometimes too honest), caring and faithful · I am honest,and family & friends are very important to me.I take care of my mother due to her cancer · i am honest, and i dont like to be lied to · I am honest, bold, and fun to be around · I am honest, but tactful · I am Honest, Caring, and BBW · I am honest, caring, and beauti-

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ful · I am honest, caring, and blunt · I am honest, caring, and determined · I am honest, caring, and faithful · I am Honest, Caring, and Funny · I am honest, caring, and funny · I am hon-est, caring, and laied back · I am honest, caring, and lonely · I am honest, caring, and loyal · I am honest, caring, and moti-vated · I am Honest, Caring, and outgoing · I am honest, car-ing, and sensitive · I am honest, caring, considerate, trust-worthy and a good laugh · I am honest, caring, reliable, responsible · I am honest, caring and a great listener · I am Honest, Compassionate, and enjoyable · I am honest, dedicat-ed, nerdy, selfless and like I said, a hopeless, somewhat cheesy romantic · I am honest, direct, adventurous, playful and genu-inely curious about life and its funny ways · I am honest, easy-going, and like havin fun · I am honest, easy going, and thoughtful · I am honest, experimental, and respectful · I am honest , faithful and sincere · I am honest, frankly, and sweet · I am honest, friendly, outgoing, and easy to talk to · I am honest, fun, and kind · I am Honest, Fun, and outgoing · I am Honest, Fun Loving, and Laid back · I am Honest, Funny, and Adventurous · I am honest, funny, and sweet · I am hon-est, funny and spontanious · I am honest, genuine, and open-minded · I am honest, hard working, and caring · I am honest, hardworking, love animals, take care of my loved ones, and always stick up for those that can’t do it for themselves · I am honest, hard working · I am honest, I dont bite (much) lol p.s · I am honest, independent, caring, loving and forgiving · I am honest, intelligent, and sexy · I am Honest, Kind, and easy going · I am honest, laid-back, quirky and spontaneously fun-ny · I am honest, loving, and completely insane · I am Honest, Loving, and oUtgoing · I am honest, loving, and outgoing · I am Honest, Loving, and Passionate · I am honest, loving, car-ing, and funny...very close to my family · I am honest, loyal, and laid-back · I am honest, loyal, and respectful · I am honest, loyal, and respectful · I am honest, loyal, and simply amaz-ing · I am Honest, Loyal, and spontainious · I am HoNeSt, LoYAL, and to CARING · I am honest, loyal, a romantic yet a realist · I am honest, loyal, caring and a hardworking female who has lots of ambition and goals in my life · I am honest,

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loyal, dependable, and generous · I am honest, loyal, funny, and special · I am honest, loyal, I feel a relationship needs good communication, honesty and loyalty, trust · I am honest, loyal, often silly, never flaky · I am honest, loyal and respectful · I am honest, maybe too much at times · I am honest, nice, artistic, shy, easy-going, and easy to impress · I am honest, observant and upfront · I am honest, often to a fault · I am honest, open, and ready to settle as soon as my princess appears · I am hon-est, open · I am honest, open and sensitive · I am honest, open minded, and loud · I am honest, outgoing, and dedicated · I am honest, outgoing and like to laugh · I am honest, passion-ate, loyal and almost humble · I am honest, real, and hard-working · I am honest, reliable, and hard working · I am hon-est, reliable, funny, dorky, fun, well mannered, outgoing · I am Honest, Respectfull, and easy going · I am honest, romantic, and openminded · I am honest, sarcastic, and dependable · I am honest, sense of humor, and understanding · I am honest, shy, and a little odd · I am Honest, Silly, and Loyal · I am hon-est, silly, and mature · I am Honest, Sincere, and Dedicated · I am honest, sincere, and fun · I am honest, sincere, and loyal · I am honest, spontaneous, and frequently the one sweatily dancing at weddings · I am honest, sporty, and curious · I am honest, talkative, and spontaneous · I am honest , thoughtful and friendly · I am honest, trustworthy, and thoughtful · I am honest, trustworthy, passionate, and a good person with a huge heart · I am honest, truthworthy, loyal, never cheat · I am honest - sometimes too much so 5 · I am honest · I am hon-est · I am honest · I am honest about anything...im shy at times.out going too...i love to be around good people · I am honest about my opinions, even when they might offend, but I try not to strike up drama · I am honest and appreciate sincer-ity · I am honest and a true gentleman · I am honest and don’t need to lie because I have nothing to hide · I am honest and dont like games · I am honest and easy going · I am honest and expect the same · I am honest and I am very spontaneous · I am honest and loyal · I am honest and loyal · I am honest and loyal · I am honest and loyal · I am honest and loyal · I am hon-est and loyal I don’t have to fake it to make it · I am honest and

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loyal to a fault · I am honest and often Very Blunt-- I dont usu-ally beat around the bush, that’s actually a huge pet peeve of mine · I am honest and open · I am honest and open · I am honest and open; I say what’s on my mind · I am honest and open minded to anything of different cultures or traveling · I am honest and pretty blunt · I am honest and respectful and I expect the same from others, because we are all mature adults, right · I am honest and say how I really feel · I am honest and say what’s on my mind · I am honest and sometimes to the point that I can be too blunt, but I expect the same from oth-ers · I am honest and straight forward · I am honest and straightforward · I am honest and straightforward with a bit of a sarcastic sense of humor · I am honest and trustworthy · I am honest as fuck · I am honest but tactful · I am honest gen-erous and like to enjoy life ...I like reading, walking and love listening to music · I am honest girl, caring woman, and down to earth · I am honestly a pretty shy guy but once I feel like i’ve busted down that “first impression” wall I’m like a little kid · I am honestly just a sweetheart · I am honestly not a huge sports fan, but I love Fenway because it’s such a Boston icon · I am honestly not so bad lmao · I am honestly over all the lies I’ve been told by ex-boyfriends and being used and treated like a possession · I am honest to a fault & expect the same · I am honest to a fault, and I don’t like drama and games · I am hon-est to a fault · I am honest to a fault · I am honest to a fault · I am honest to a fault sometimes · I am honest to a fault some-times and have some old fashioned values · I am honesty, hu-mourous, and intelligence · I am Honorable, Funny, and Pro-tective · I am Honorable, trusting, and too Much Fun · I am hopeful · I am hopefully cynical · I Am hopeless romantic, i love the gym & FooD · I am horney, happy, and fit · I am horny a lot wanna cam · I am horrible about making jokes they al-ways come out wrong or i forget the joke · I am horrible at talking about myself, but I’m an open book · I am horrible at these things · I am horrible at this part · I am horrible with my money · I am horrible with talking about my self , sorry · I am horribly clumsy, and wish I had a good singing voice · I am Hot · I am hot, sexy, and very opened · I am hot-tempered at

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times and always get over it quickly · I am hot and sweet · I am hotheaded;old fashioned; stubborn; say things without think-ing and i have no regrets i love playing scratch offs but i often lose · I am hot natured and I keep it freezing in my house · I am hottness, free, and crazy · I am however, good at lists · I am however ready to meet new people · I am however shy....at first · I am huge animal lover and have a few cats · I am huge fan of long walks, classic movies og old school synthesizers · I am huge into cycling · I am huge into fitness and nutrition · I am hugely sarcastic · I am huge on anything outdoors, espe-cially hunting and fishing · I am huge on family and close friends · I am huge on friends and family they are my life · I am HUGe on games · I am human · I am human · I am human · I am human and i will make mistakes and im not perfect · I am human being, and I need social life · I am humble, a gentle-man, and hard-working · I am humble, easily amused, and confused · I am humble, friendly, kind, respectful, loyal, easy-going, and hard worker · I am humble, simple & opinionated and I enjoy anyone that can show me a different view on a sub-ject · I am humble · I am humble and fun to be around with a kind heart · I am humorous, edgy, and brilliant · I am humor-ous, energetic, and adventursome · I am humorous, likeable, and laid-back · I am humorous, racy, and tantilizing · I am hu-morous, supportive, and classy · I am humorous, trustworthy, and sincere · I am humorous · I am humorus, dependable, and sweet · I am humorus, lovable, and faithful · I am humourous, kind, and grounded · I am humourous, strong, and athletic · I am hungry · I am huuuge into fitness.training myself to one day be an instructor of many diciplines · I am hydrogen bond-ed, ambiguous, and a bag of guts · I am hyper, collective, and quiet · I am hyper all the time and randomly sing and dance constantly · I am hyper a lot because I have ADHD · I am I’m nursing school and love everything about it · I am i, don’t, and know · I am idealistic, enthusiastic, and forgetful · I am idio-syncratic, mercurial, and amused · I am I locked tresure · I am imaginative, funny, and a very giving person · I am imagina-tive, innocent, and adventurous · I am i major nerd · I am im-mature, but not childish · I am immediately drawn to the type

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of people who give everyone the benefit of the doubt and can get along with most everyone · I am impassioned, intellectual, and innovative · I am impatient and paranoid about time so I always end up places at least ten minutes early · I am import-ant · I am important and I just totally ripped that off from the Help, but it’s the truth · I am impossible to offend · I am im-possible to stereotype · I am impressed by someone who is a hard worker · I am impulsive, friendly, and amusing · I am im-pulsive and restless at times, I cry sometimes when I hear a great song, I cuss too often, and stay up too late way too of-ten · I am impulsive at times, and very calculated at others · I am in · I am in a band, I play guitar, I surf, I love the military, I love hanging out with friends going to movies clubs and just chillin · I am in a band · I am in a band · I am in a band called CRooKeD CAPtAIN · I am in a career I love, and by “love”, I mean I wake up every morning excited to get out of bed · I am in a committed relationship with my gym · I am in a commit-ted relationship with Netflix although sometimes I get naugh-ty and flirt with HBo Go · I am in a constant state of becom-ing · I am in a constant state of evolution · I am in a few softball leagues and a golf league · I am in a good place, but life’s more fun with a partner in crime · I am in a happy place in my life · I am in a long term commited relationship with my bed · I am in an a cappella group · i am in a neuroscience PhD program at Stanford · I am in an insomniac- not by choice · I am in an odd spot as most of my friends have moved away or are stationed across the globe · I am in a PhD program for mathematics, but other than that, family and friends and spending time with them are very important to me · I am in a relationship with a lovely man who I adore · I am in a rugby league and volleyball league · I am in a sorority and a music fraternity, but i’m no stereotype · I am in a sorority and I love it · I am in a sorority and like to party on occasion, but I’m also cool with just stay-ing in and hanging with friends or family · I am in a sorority at my school, and I consider joining to be one of the best deci-sions I’ve made so far · I am in a transitional place in my life, so I don’t know if I’ll still be in the Chicagoland area in six months, let alone a year · I am in a union doing a job i love · I am in awe

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of people’s life stories, I love people · I am in brooklyn going to college and trying to figure things out · I am in C-Stat during the school year, but I come to Houston very often · I am inca-pable of writing this without sounding awful so I’m having my friend Maggie do it · I am incessantly curious · I am in China because, well, why not · I am inclined toward a lover who is older and wiser then myself · I am in college &I have a job · I am in College, and usually pretty busy almost everyday of the week working, doubles on the weekend · I am in college, I’m majoring in accounting and planning on getting my masters in accounting · I am in college, I work an awesome job for a magazine company, and I am a father to two awesome kids I have 50% custody of · I am in college · I am in college · I am in college · I am in college and I have a daughter · I am in college come this spring, I work at ralphs and am currently living in Baton Rouge · I am in college currently · I am in college for business administration · I am in college for business man-agement · I am in college for social work · I am in college for web design · i am in college full time trying to get my BoS in psychology, and working full time in a factory in forsyth · I am in college gettingn my bachelor degree is health information management · I am in college majoring in nursing · I am in college majoring in Sociology, Criminal Justice, Psychology and minioring in Leadership · I am in college now playing and I’m a pitcher · I am in college now with only about a year and a half until I get my bachelor’s in Business Management · I am in college right now working my way up to becoming a jour-nalist · I am in college studying computer science · I am in col-lege to become a nurse · I am in college working towards my associates/ bachelors degree in fire science · I am in Columbus so of course I like ohio State football, but I am not one of those obnoxious fans, at least I don’t think so · I am in Columbus working on a doctorate degree in anthropological archaeolo-gy · I am in commercual heating and ac · I am in constant bat-tle with myself on whether i’m indie or pop punk · I am in con-stant pursuit of the ever-elusive good time · I am in content pursuit of bettering myself and the world around me · I am incredible close to my family and I love the beach (I truly be-

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lieve my country has the best), so I hope on a plane to DR any chance I get · I am incredibly awkward and painfully shy, not exactly the best selling points, I know · I am incredibly busy with work and single mothering · I am incredibly confident · I am incredibly curious, constantly evolving, dedicated, ambi-tious, always asking questions and trying to better myself · I am incredibly easy going and up for anything · I am incredibly easy to get along with · I am incredibly easy to get along with · I am incredibly flawed and yet equally awesome, struggling si-multaneously with pride and insecurities · I am incredibly friendly and will strike up a conversation at a moment’s no-tice · I am incredibly honest, like to a fault · I am incredibly independent and am comfortable doing “my own thing” · I am incredibly independent and strong willed, however I am also very loyal and trustworthy · I am incredibly intelligent, out-go-ing, funny/witty, and active · I am incredibly laid back which I hear is a very desirable trait in girls apparently · I am incredi-bly liberal, both in my faith and politics, though I try not to be aggressive in the latter and loving and passionate in the for-mer · I am incredibly liberal, the product of being brought up as one of the only secular girls in mormon country, and con-sider myself to be a socialist · I am incredibly organized and love to plan things too far in advance · I am incredibly random and very funny (at least I like to think so) · I am incredibly sa-distic and far from what I would call a gentle lover · I am in-credibly stable and down to earth · I am incredibly trustworthy and very reliable · I am incredibly witty and I love to joke around, so I prefer others who also do not take things very se-riously · I am indecisive, amusing, and sweet · I am indecisive, quiet, sometimes foul, but always colorful · I am indecisive and passionate · I am indecisive at times · I am indecisive on a lot of things · I am Independant, Creative, and Smart Ass · I am independent & strong minded · I am independent (live alone, own my car), I work hard and i’m responsible · I am In-dependent, ambitious and fun to be with, people around me describe me as easy going, funny and confident · I am inde-pendent, but also aware that no man is an island · I am inde-pendent, caring, and generous · I am independent, down to

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earth, and easy to talk to · I am independent, energetic, and advantageous · I am Independent, God-fearing, and love-able · I am independent, go to school and I’m a single mom · I am independent, hard working, and very shy · I am indepen-dent, honest, funny, and I have a great sense of humor · I am independent, intellectual, and ambitious · I am independent, intelligent and have been on my own since I was 17 · I am inde-pendent, open-minded, and blatantly honest · I am indepen-dent, open minded, and real person · I am independent, opti-mistic, down to earth and good in taking care of my family and friends · I am independent, outgoing and positive person and always try to achieve my goals in my life · I am independent, responsible and decisive · I am Independent, Strong-Mined, and Creative · I am independent, stubborn, and I know what I wanna do with my life · I am independent · I am indepen-dent · I am independent · I am independent · I am indepen-dent · I am independent and am hoping to meet that special someone · I am independent and far from being a feminist · I am independent and hardworking I love to travel I have been to europe 3 times · I am independent and have been on my own for a long time · I am independent and I don’t have to be taken care of · I am independent and I need my space · I am independent and need a lot of space · I am independent and plan on staying that way because I feel that is the best option for anyone in life · I am independent and smart and I need someone who is intelligent and confident who can not only keep up, but can actually outdo me · I am independent and strong willed, but I’m not a snotty bitch either...I’m actually quite friendly · I am independent but know how to accept help when needed · I am independent in all aspect · I am indepen-dent when it comes to certain things, and can handle my own · I am independent yet would like to have someone to share things with at the end of the day · i am indescribably awesome (i spelled “indescribably” wrong at first) · I am in des-perate need of an adventure, and preferably someone to ad-venture with · I am Indiana Jones in more ways than I care to admit · I am ineffable, bright, and unfettered · I am in enter-tainment field currently and spend a lot of my free time with

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my kids · I am in essence, a walking oxymoron · I am infatuat-ed with the American West (might be due to edward Abbey) · I am in favor of human rights · I am infected with the ‘travel bug;’ I love traveling · I am infinitely curious and hy-per-aware · I am INFP · I am in general an open book · I am in good shape, I don’t smoke or do drugs and drink moderately; I’m a good cook, family oriented, very affectionate, patient and responsible · I am in good shape and like to live a healthy life-style both mentally and physically · I am in graduate school · I am in graduate school and I like to pontificate about various things · I am in graduate school pursuing a PhD in Sociolo-gy · I am in House Stark · I am in junior college working on transferring as a junior to a university · I am in korea and studying english literature · I am in life for the experience · I am in love in this amazing city · i am in love with art and mu-sic · I am in love with big ideas and building amazing things · I am in love with Chuck taylors (preferably not pirstine) and red nail polish · I am in love with cities I’ve never seen and peo-ple I’ve never met · I am in love with mountains · I am in love with music · I am inlove with my IPoD it never leaves my side · I am in love with my life · I am in love with my life and delighted that I have a teacher summer on the horizon · I am in love with sunsets · I am in love with surfing and all things related to the ocean · I am in love with tattoos · I am in love with theater (especially musicals) and comedy shows · I am in love with the idea of love · I am in love with the ocean and trees · I am in love with these hills and people · I am in love with this country and its culture in every way · I am in man-agement and I am also going to college · I am in Massachu-setts for the summer, I’ll be back in San Francisco at the end of August · I am in medical school, and I love what I am learning and excited about my career · I am in medical school, so it’s a time commitment, but I still have a reasonable amount of free time · I am in medical school · I am in med school and have more tattoos than fingers · I am in middle of the Kite Runner and a life philosophy book by a Buddhist monk · I am in mi fi-nal year of college(or highschool as its known 2 the ameri-cans) · I am in Morehead for a postdoc at Morehead State Uni-

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versity · I am in my 2nd quarter at DeSales University for my Master’s in Secondary education, and I have a Bachelor’s de-gree from Penn State in english · I am in my 20s I’m currently a waitress · I am in my last year of college and cant wait to get into the work force, but i still like to have fun in many ways · I am in my last year of undergrad and I am currently pursuing grad school to get an MBA · I am in my late twenties working full time managing a high end pet food and supply store · I am in my mid 20’s, own my own place, work two jobs, and do en-joy to have some fun when it comes my way · I am in my mid 20’s · I am in my mid twenties, I’m a full time rock star, and part time male super model · I am in my peak · I am in my sec-ond year of law school · I am in my third and final year at the University of San Francisco School of Law · I am innately driv-en towards personal growth and development · I am in no hur-ry to meet · I am in no rush to pick any old guy for that to hap-pen with, so i go with the flow and let the chemistry do its magic · I am in no way have a hard time expressing myself, it just tends to take me a while to really fall for a girl · I am in no way vain · I am in NY for business until August then I return to south Florida to be with my kids · I am in pursuit of recieving my bachelors in economics · I am inquisitive, pleasant, and spiritual · I am inquisitve, outgoing, and love to laugh · I am Inqusitive, outgoing, and Nerdy · I am in Ravenclaw · I am in roller derby too · I am in sales and am actually transitioning from a manager at enterprise to Real estate and I couldn’t be more excited · I am insane · I am insanely hot with an amazing personality · I am insanely loyal, it’s just who I am and how I’ll always be · I am in San Francisco for the summer doing a legal internship in SoMA · I am insatiable when it comes to moun-tains and music and I probably still believe in love more than I should · I am insatiably curious and love to learn · I am in school, and it seems like I am going to be a student the rest of my life (of course working too), I just enjoy it · I am in school and I work · I am in school and work 3 jobs, but I will always have a smile on my face · I am in school currently but I love getting to know new people Im a chill guy who loves to hang out and have fun · I am in school for business · I am in school

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for business and I’m also interested in real estate · I am in school for criminal justice...I live with my big family · I am in school for my BS in exercise and Wellness to be a PtA or a trainer · I am in school majoring in math but I still like going out and having fun, no worries on that · I am in school my ma-jor is nursing · I am in school now finishing my eCe i went back after ten years · I am in school now studying account-ing · I am in school now studying engineering · I am in school part time but am thinking of taking next semester off so I can work 2 jobs to save up a chunk of money · I am in school polit-ical science finish up my B.A · I am in school right now trying to get my masters to become a medical examiner · I am in school studying biology, working towards a career I am a well rounded person who likes to dabble around in a little bit of ev-erything · I am in school working towards my marketing de-gree with hopes of possibly becoming an event planner · I am in search for my husband and hoping one day I will find him · I am in search of a down to earth, one-of-a-kind, self-less, hum-ble, happy, loyal, SINCeRe, tolerant, uncomplicated, solid, caring best friend · I am in search of my other half, my partner in crime, my best friend and ultimately the love of my life · I am in search of something different, something more beauti-ful and okay · I am in shape · I am insightful, loving, and down to earth · I am insightful, straightforward, and vivacious · I am inspired, artistic, and whiskey · I am inspired by greatness · I am inspired by knowledge encouraged by possibilities, very confident, determined, positive individual · I am inspired by the perseverance of others; people that were told they couldn’t achieve what they set out to do but still managed to · I am in-spired by those who can conquer and coexist with nature si-multaneously · I am instantly turned off upon seeing a fedora or neck beard · I am in tech sales and enjoy living and working in the city · I am inteligenitilia, lol, and sexy · I am intellectual, humorous, and laid back · I am intellectual, quiet, and kinda random · I am intellectual, spontaneous, and sexy · I am intel-lectual, wise for my age, and a great vibe reader that loves 2 be around positive vibes · I am intellectual and love studying the cosmos, planets, moons, galaxies · I am intellectual AND phys-

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ical - yowza · I am intellecutally curious, adventurous, and rather extroverted · I am intellegent, outgoing, and sarcas-tic · I am intellegent, too honest, and creative · I am intellgent, passionate, and exciting · I am intelligent, aggressive, and compassionate · I am intelligent, beautiful, kind, and some-times funny · I am intelligent, but I can also be a complete goofball · I am intelligent, but I don’t think before I speak · I am intelligent, but not obnoxious · I am intelligent, caring, and fun · I am intelligent, caring, and humorous · I am intelli-gent, classy, and witty · I am intelligent, classy lady trying to live life to its absolute fullest and strive to cherish each mo-ment · I am Intelligent, Creative, and Reading · I am intelli-gent, curious, and quirky · I am intelligent, cute, and fun-lov-ing · I am intelligent, cute, and funny · I am Intelligent, Down- to- earth, and Sweet heart · I am intelligent, friendly, and a workaholic · I am intelligent, fun, and pretty amazing · I am intelligent, funny, and a lot of fun to be around · I am intel-ligent, funny, and interesting to talk to · I am intelligent, fun-ny, and laid back · I am intelligent, funny, snarky, ambitious, and I make a mean shrimp scampi · I am intelligent, funny, social, and spontaneous · I am intelligent, good in conversa-tion, and playful · I am intelligent, hilarious, well traveled, and extremely modest · I am intelligent, honest, funny and a very trusting soul · I am intelligent, honest, loyal · I am intelligent, kind, witty, and easy-going · I am intelligent, kind and open minded · I am intelligent, love to read, love to watch and play sports, love laughing, and i know when to be serious, I get along with just about anyone · I am intelligent, loving, and hard working · I am intelligent, moral, and loyal · I am intelli-gent, open-minded, and clumsy · I am intelligent, outgoing, and alive · I am Intelligent, pleasant, and Well-Spoken · I am intelligent, polite, driven, random, and somewhat nerdy · I am intelligent, pretty, and down to earth · I am intelligent, ridicu-lously funny, outgoing, effortlessly charming and witty · I am Intelligent, Romantic, and 100% smiles · I am intelligent, sen-sitive, funny, and compassionate · I am intelligent · I am intel-ligent · I am intelligent and can carry on meaningful conversa-tions · i am intelligent and compassionate · I am intelligent

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and hardworking · I am intelligent and intelligence turns me on · I am intelligent and reasonably career successful · I am in-telligent enough to know what books to buy to seem like an intelligent guy · I am intelligent with a relentless sense of hu-mor, and I’m a very giving person · I am intense, but loving · I am intense, but not really =P · I am intense, easily-amused, and sardonic · I am intense, I know that for sure · I am intense, in more ways than i can explain · I am intense, passionate, funny, driven, free-spirited and fun · I am intense and com-plex by nature · I am intense in the gym but I am soft and sweet at home - I consider myself a fierce female · I am intent on doing something exciting · I am inter-galactic, pre-histor-ic, and magical · I am interested, at least a little bit, in almost everything · I am interested, friendly, and joyful · I am inter-ested in all forms of art including painting, drawing, singing, dancing, composing, writing, etc · I am interested in all sorts of things and love to learn · I am interested in a lot of things and I love being busy · I am interested in anthropology and ar-chaeology · I am interested in a real man, not loser · I am inter-ested in art, illustration and design studies among other things · I am interested in a serious relationship · I am inter-ested in avoiding studying and hope to meet some new people as well · I am interested in a wide variety of nonsense · I am interested in beauty, truth, freedom, and love just like Moulin Rouge says; just like hippies say · I am interested in becoming friends with interesting people that would like to connect · I am interested in changing the world, plain and simple · I am interested in culture and science and politics and philoso-phy · I am interested in different kinds of romantic open rela-tionships and friendships · I am interested in diversifying my space in any way, so I’d love to meet/spend time with some new and interesting people · I am interested in enjoying life to the fullest, growing as a person and sharing my life with the people around me · I am interested in everything, and need to have a understanding of it all · I am interested in everything · I am interested in exploring the city and the nightlife when I have the time · I am interested in fashion, and have an embar-rassing love for reality tV (nobody’s perfect, right) · I am inter-

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ested in finding a friend to share that with me · I am interested in finding an intelligent (nerds are CooL and SeXY), kind, adventurous, and loyal partner to share in all of life’s crazi-ness · I am interested in finding someone i enjoy spending my time with · I am interested in finding someone who makes me comfortable and who I enjoy spending time with · I am inter-ested in finding the right girl to travel and have adventures with, and eventually spend my life with · I am interested in fit-ness, history and politics · I am interested in food with a par-ticular affinity for Asian cuisine · I am interested in friendship if anything transpires from that point then great · I am inter-ested in getting to know people and going out · I am interested in getting to know someone who is intelligent and funny · I am interested in history, politics, and fashion · I am interested in history and geography (includes geopolitics) and also econo-my · I am interested in how literacy initiatives can intersect with story telling, and I totally geek out on narrative theory · I am interested in human behavior; I’m an INFJ · I am interest-ed in just about anything and any approach to it · I am inter-ested in just about everything and love to learn · I am interest-ed in just about everything under the sun and love to learn · i am interested in knowing guys from marocco...between 20-31...why?explain my reasons directly....byyyyyye · I am inter-ested in language (linguistics!), love the outdoors, cooking and doing random activities · I am interested in learning, and love to acquire new information, especially in areas about which I’m passionate · I am interested in learning new things but can become incredibly smitten with certain topics; learning as much about them as fast as I can · I am interested in making new friends and finding that special someone · I am interested in making new friends with PoSItIVe PRoDUCtIVe peo-ple · I am interested in making some friends- maybe some-thing more than friends in the future · I am interested in mak-ing the most of my time on earth · I am interested in many things, I like to read, and I like to hang out and play games with my friends · I am interested in music · I am interested in people who are patient with me, who don’t always challenge me and won’t make fun of what I say, etc · I am interested in

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physics, mysticism and religion and to the understanding that everything is energy in one form or another · I am interested in physics, mysticism and religion and to the understanding that everything is energy in one form or another · I am inter-ested in politics,theology,philosophy,music, metaphysics, and too many other things to name · I am interested in politics and my favourite film’s are La Haine, the Big Lebowski and Leon · I am interested in pretty much anything · I am interested in rid-dles, philosophy, physics, and that sort of thing, but I also like professional baseball · I am interested in saving the world, but will settle for making a small part of it a little bit better · I am interested in science, art and history but I can appreciate just about anything · I am interested in science, especially any-thing that has to do with nature · I am interested in slightly expanding my support network because I’m currently living at home with my parents · I am interested in someone who has a brain (and uses it regularly), someone who enjoys music, poli-tics, philosophy · I am interested in someone who is going to have fun in life like I do · I am interested in something new/different/someone outside of what I’m used to-Cute Nerds only please (Lol) · I am interested in the many secrets that na-ture can whisper in our ears and hearts · I am interested in the world around me, and am involved in community activities · I am interested in traveling to various places and trying new things · I am interested in travelling more often and experi-encing new places · I am interested in whatever comes my way and clicks · I am interested in what everyone has to say · I am interested in what people are saying as long as they themselves are interested in what they are saying rather than that they are saying · I am interested in why people do the things they do, and think the things they think · I am interested in women who are open minded about what life has to offer · I am inter-ested in writing, although I don’t do it as much as I like to · I am interested to get to know new people and share things like stories or life experiences · I am interesting, artistic, and eclec-tic · I am interesting, daring, and curious · I am interesting, friendly, and trustworthy · I am interesting, fun, and honest · I am interesting, odd, kind of nerdy, smart, goofy, fun, caring,

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trust worthy, kind and funny · I am interesting, willing, and curious · I am interest out-going bro with cool ideas and beau-tiful conversation · I am in the Air Force · I am in the Air Force · I am in the AirForce · I am in the Air Force and I enjoy it · I am in the Air Force and truly feel it is a privilege to serve my country · I am in the Air Force and work on tinker · I am in the Army · I am in the Army · I am in the Army · I am in the army and I love it · I am in the army and I love my job, I might be only 21 but I act older then my age · I am in the army and love it · I am in the Army and shit · I am in the Army Reserves, and I just recently returned home from Afghanistan · I am in the Army Reserves · I am in the best sorority ever, and LoVe every minute of it · I am in the building block phase, so I’m try-ing to lay out a good set of plans · I am in the culinary industry, im a pastry chef I work for a restaurant in downtown LA · I am in the healthcare field · I am in the It division · I am in the lim-bo of life right now and am trying to figure out whats best for the future · I am in the Marine Corps and my sentence is up in less than a year · I am in the market for a lasting and fulfilling relationship that may lead to marriage · I am in the merchant navy nd I guess I am quite an interesting guy · I am in the midst of writing a novel · I am in the military, soon to be done after 8 years and two iraq diployments · I am in the military · I am in the military · I am in the military and love what I do · I am in the military I LoVe to play/watch sports · I am in the mood for someone to help me explore my wild side · I am in the navy · I am in the navy and still have a while on my contract considering I enlisted when I was 26 · I am in the Navy right now · I am in the nonprofit field and love live music, hiking, skiing, yoga, climbing, trying to surf, good meals, hanging out - and in · I am in the process now of having my 1st home being remodeled that I will be moving into in the next month or 2 · I am in the process of enrolling into going to graduate school in the near future for Health Care Administration · I am in the process of finding a good job and hopefully meet a lady to spend my evenings with · I am in the process of fleshing out my book, and in turn, will hopefully be a published writer at some point · I am in the process of getting my Director 2 cer-

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tificate through the Department of early education and Care · I am in the process of getting to know MD · I am in the process of quitting smoking · I am in the process of relocating from Austin with my two silver labs · I am in the process of re-writing my entire profile · I am in the process of starting a Non Profit organization to help victims and their families escape domestic violence · i am in the process of trying to start over and get my life on track · I am in the restaurant industry and have been for over 6 years now · I am in the same boat as every-one else · I am in the second year of a PhD program in political science · I am in the service industry, and have been for far too long · I am IN tHe U.S AIR FoRCe AND I’M A CHRIStIAN tHoUGH Not So ReLIGIoUS · I am in the u.s navy as an avi-ation structural mechanic I’m hoping to become a heart sur-geon by using the navy to go to college · I am in the us army I am going throught a devorce and I am trying to get my life back on track · I am in the works of writing my own comic book which is a big dream of mine · I am into a fun girl with a kind spirit who carries intelligence · I am into all kinds of epic music · I am into all kinds of things · I am into all that · I am into all types of guys · I am into all types of music and love fes-tivals (Coachella, WMC, etc.) I have tons of friends but my close ones are like my family · I am into all types of music and movies · I am in to all types of music but country is probably my favorite · I am into almost all kinds of music, not big on hip hop, rap, or overly vulger music · I am into alot more that just that so ask · I am into a lot of different genres of things for this reason · I am into a lot of different things, but cooking/baking and music are my passions · i am into a lot of different things from the overly active to the quiet and relaxing · I am into a lot of stuff · I am into animals and literally stalk dogs at the dog park LoL · I am into animated movies and art.Most people say that I’m easy to get along with · I am into any race of woman, short or tall don’t matter · I am into art, culture and entrepre-neurship · I am into art, fashion, music,health and wellness · I am into art, music, technology, and adventure · I am into art, particularly photography and I enjoy going to lots of galleries and also working on my own pieces · I am into art · I am into

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art and anything creative like interior design, film, and draw-ing · I am into art and music · I am into art walks, the beach, going on spontaneous drives, basically I’m just a down to earth person · I am into a wide range of things and always trying to gain knowledge · I am into bmx biking and working out · I am into body modification · I am into cars, bikes, or anything that goes fast · I am into cars,motorcycles,tattoos · I am into cars and baseball · I am into cars bbqing family music friends all around I am a great guy have alot to offer write me and see · I am into comics & snacks & tumblr & reading about cults on wikipedia · I am in to comics, good beer, nature excursions, some video games, live events, American football, Soccer, and Hockey · I am into concerts, all sports, micro brews, and road-trips · I am into cooking, I take care of my place and love good music and warm company · i am into extreme sports · I am into fashion that’s creative and unique · I am into food, tech, good music, good people · I am into football, soccer and ten-nis · I am into foreign culture, martial arts, and video games · I am into GIRLS pretty much, just making it clear cause I only get mails from men · I am into girls who are confident with themselves · I am into golf, love movies, and just hanging out · I am into good food and wine, sake and sushi, beer and pizza, pastries, sweets, and Coffee · I am into half marathons, biking, yoga, weights, and circuits · I am into health, beauty and fitness · I am into healthy living (I eat mostly plants) and would like someone who takes care of themselves too · I am into hiking, running (trying to get back into it) · I am into his-tory,how things work and reading · I am into hitech and cut-ting edge · I am into hockey, Soccer (Yay FIFA!!!), education, family, my 2 pugs and my close friends · I am into horror mov-ies, and really cheesy movies in general · I am into it · I am into it · I am into Japanese pop culture like manga and anime · I am into just about anything · I am into Latinas, but I also like white women · I am into Latinos, Asians, an black guys · I am in to live shows, outdoors, adventure · I am into many bands · I am into Marvel & DC Comics I am somewhat a nerd for all those things, I love love transformers <3 · I am into men and women · I am into MMA and boxing and love watching

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fights · I am into most types of music · I am into movies · I am into music, art and culture · I am into music, dancing, and po-etry · I am into music, of any and all kinds, from a good twangy country tune, to a screaming lunatic · I am in to music, stimu-lating conversations, sitting around a campfire, biking, mas-sage, travel, camping · I am into nature and I’m all about camping, hiking, rafting, etc · I am into nerdy cool things and act mature for my age · I am into nutrition, and trying new things · I am into ocean kayaking · I am into outdoors stuff like camping, hiking, kayaking and play mostly any and all sports · I am into personal fitness, I workout seven days a week · I am into philosophy and deeper things in life and faith · I am into photography · I am into photography · I am into politics and will argue (sometimes too passionately) my point of view · I am into pretty much anything outdoors; fish-ing, hunting, four wheelers, hiking, etc · I am into pretty spe-cific kind of men · I am into pretty strange things movie-wise too · I am into rag-tag crews and underdogs · I am into read-ing, music, animals, bike riding, and drinking on porches · I am into reading, sports, listening to all sorts of music, watch-ing movies and tV series · I am into rock and screamo mu-sic · I am into running, bicycling, music, architecture, drink-ing, and books I am adventurous, curious, and strangerous · I am into running, biking, snowboarding, motorcycles, danc-ing, pilates and both beach and court volleyball · I am into sci-fi, horror, mystery, steampunk, cyberpunk · I am into science, teaching and literature · I am into shopping, music, fishing, formula 1, movies, dining & going out, going away on week-ends, beach and much more · I am into sleeping · I am into soccer n football · I am into sports (playing and watching) and I ran competitively through college · I am into sports, music, movies, and travel · I am into sports and “guy” things · I am into sports and I love to watch movies and from time to time I like to go out with my friends and family · I am into surreal-ism, hanging out on rainy Saturdays, and wandering around the streets of Paris · I am into tattoos, hanging with my friends and love the outdoors · I am into tattoos.I love going to the movies and I like to read · I am into technology I am loyal I

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have two masters degrees (MBA, MPA) I love to learn from anyone, anything · I am into the arts, been drawing my whole life, I also like dancing but I can never find anyone to do that with · I am into theatre, graphic design, classic rock, good books, crossword puzzles, people who make me laugh, and people who keep me thinking · I am into the extreme end of things · I am into the obscure, obscene · i am into the outdoors and love to hang with friends and family · I am into the out-doors and working out · I am into the paranormal, I absolutely believe in ghosts · I am into the pop culture style · I am into things that most people would consider nerdy, and I would never be willing to give up any of my hobbies for any reason · I am into traveling, so far I have been to Australia, New Zea-land, tahiti, tonga, New Caladonia, China, Japan, Korea, Guam, Saipan · I am in touch with my roots and close to my family · I am into weird/strange/scary novels cause they seem to keep me interested the most · I am into wine, books, mov-ies, tv shows and music · I am into yoga, house music, medita-tion, new age spirituality and enjoying the good times while I can · I am into yoga and I love hiking · I am into zombies, and listen to everything from metal to country · I am intrigued by tattoos and Im always into checking out some good line-work · I am intrigued by the way people think, feel, act, etc · I am intrigued by thought-provoking and clever quotes · I am intrigued by women and think they are the bee’s knees · I am intrinsically motivated and like feeling the energy of constant-ly learning new things · I am introspective, sensual, and cre-ative · I am introverted (but not shy) and loner-ish, though I am someone people tend to be drawn to · I am introverted, but have really deep relationships with the people I get close to · I am introverted, like watching people, and am really comfort-able with silences and sitting still · I am introverted, musical, and a thinker · I am introverted, ready to laugh, and asleep · I am introverted, until I’m not · I am introverted · I am intro-verted and often socially awkward · I am intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted..I’m am friendly, Charming, and warm · I am intuitive, playful, and benevolent · I am in uni, working on a bachelor degree in textile technology · I am in

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University studying electrical engineering and economics · I am invested in life · I am involved at my church and enjoy tak-ing mini-vacations to the beach · I am involved in all areas of art · I am involved in countless orgainzations and voulnteer weekly · I am involved in pro-choice, sex-positive groups · I am involved in several community projects and enjoy making Jacksonville a better place · I am involved in the motion pic-ture industry · I am involved with local politics, the Army Re-serves and various community and family oriented activi-ties · I am involved with my family and in church · I am ironic, alluvial, and erudite · I am irreverent, I tend to find the humor in most things, and I’m getting sick and tired of all this first-person pronoun usage · I am irritant, vervelend, and een misselijk wijf · I am ISFP · I am Italian & mean as hell · I am Italian & Mexican, best of both worlds · I am Italian, bubbly, and happy · I am Italian, easy going, love to dance, have a beer at a pub, see a concert, have some nice food · I am Italian, Ger-man, Scottish and Cheeroke Indian · I am Italian, Irish & Ger-man, but mostly Italian · I am Italian, Irish, and Greek, al-though at times the Greek gets lost among the first two · I am Italian, Irish, French, Finnish and Swedish · I am Italian, Irish and many more things · I am Italian, So family is important to me, but I’m no mama’s boy · I am italian · I am Italian · I am italian and french, Half and half · I am italian and i have a huge family that is very important to me · I am Italian and Irish · I am italian and really charming · I am italian and russian, and im very close with my family · I am italian and spanish so na-trually I love food · I am Italian despite better judgement · I am ItalianIrish · I am Italian so we have a close bond · I am itt · I am I’m a huge fan of going to the movies · I am jaded, dark, and sometimes sweet · I am jealous of people who are consis-tent in their behaviour and emotions because I wonder what that must be like · I am jewish but not practicing · I am jok-ing · I am jokingly arrogant one moment and self-deprecating the next · I am jovial, sweetylicious, and charming · I am jovial, very entertaining, love to cook and make fun · I am joyful, easy going, and a chef · I am junior in college at Union college · I am just · I am just a 20 something girl living her life in the city · I

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am just a big enough nerd to find that answer hilarious · I am just a big kid, and get excited over the little things in life · I am just a big kid · I am just a boring adult who has nothing better to do then meet weirdos off the net · I am just a Bostonian guy that is lost in the Midwest · I am just about 23 · I am just about to create myself, so go easy on me, i’m new · I am just a bull rider and i love the out doors · I am just a care-free girl, trying to make my way in this crazy world · I am just a chill, laid back dude · I am just a chill dude trying to find my slice of the Amer-ican dream · I am just a cool laid back person with dreams and goals to accomplish · I am just a country girl with big city dreams · I am just a down to earth kinda girl · I am just a drunk · I am just a dude, living my life · I am just a fairly nor-mal guy living in Minneapolis · I am just a fun, down to earth, country girl · I am just a fun, intelligent, sweet girl with a wild side to me · I am just a fun loving guy and I like to say I am pretty well rounded · I am just a fun loving guy who just fin-ished graduate school · I am just against the movement · I am just against those who are horrible about their religion · I am just a gal in the city who thought it might be nice to meet some new people · I am just a genuinely nice, honest, caring per-son · I am just a girl · I am just a girl in the world · I am just a girl in the world · I am just a girl in this big world trying to be-come something I can be proud of · I am just a girl on a mis-sion which I believe I have found my niche in life · I am just a girl trying to have fun while staying focused on the future · I am just a girl who is trying to finish college and I’d like to meet someone (other than my roommate) · I am just a girl who loves to laugh and enjoy life · I am just a girl who loves useless facts and bears · I am just a good person · I am just a good time · I am just a goofy woman trying to figure out life, one awkward day at a time · I am just a guy from small town ohio who moved to NYC to make shit happen · I am just a guy in Mem-phis who works nights at the hub · I am just a guy that likes to have fun all the time · I am just a guy that spends a lot of time locked in my own thoughts and feelings · I am just a guy trying to go to school, work, save money, eat right, and go to the gym · I am just a happy and positive girl who loves science and

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music · I am just a kid trying to figure it out along the way · I am just a laid back girl who likes to be active, listen to good music and hang out with friends · I am just a laid back guy try-ing to find some new friends and run around the city · I am just a laid back person, I like to have fun all the time though · I am just a laid back person · I am just a life lover · I am just all around awesome, but don’t feel that way every day · I am just all over the place with the things I do · I am just a miner look’n for a heart a gold · I am just an all around caring guy · I am just and average lady that loves life and all it’s adventures · I am just and easy going fun loving open minded Georgia Peach · I am just an easy-going girl that likes to have fun · I am just an easy going person I work I have 2 jobs I live on my own and just bought myself a new car not that long ago · I am just an ex-tremely laid back, low maintenance kind of girl · I am just an honest, caring and loving man · I am just an honest, down to earth southern girl · I am just a nice girl, it’s not “cool” but I live my life without pretense and I would expect a man who does the same · I am just an ordinary girl, with an extraordinary goal -- finding happiness · I am just an ordinary girl in an Strange world who is in the Navy · I am just a normal girl · I am just a normal girl waiting on things to fall into place · I am just a normal guy that loves to have fun · I am just a normal guy trying to change the world · I am just a normal guy trying to do the best he can for his son · I am just a normal guy who’s trying to do the best he can after wasting far too much of his life in worthless pursuits · I am just a normal guy with a beau-tiful husky named Nala · I am just a normal human · I am just another (underground) pimp- shh · I am just another average 20-something that likes to describe herself in the most over-used phrase possible · I am just an sf native nostalgic for the pre-startup days · I am just a outgoing person · I am just a pas-sionate person · I am just a pretty face · I am just a quiet gal who likes to make art and plays video games in her spare time · I am just a quirky girl who loves to laugh · I am just a regular, honest, hard working, friendly, Yorkshireman · I am just a regular guy, never married, no kids · I am just a regular guy · I am just a regular guy · I am just a regular guy who is

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kind and romantic at heart · I am just a simple, creative girl who loves to listen to music · I am just a simple country girl who enjoys being around my family and friends · I am just a simple down to earth God fearing kinda guy · I am just a sim-ple everyday person who loves to enjoy life · I am just a simple girl, trying to make my way in life · I am just a simple girl · I am just a simple girl who loves watching movies · I am just a sim-ple girl who really enjoys the simple things in life · I am just a simple girl with a good heart · I am just a simple guy · I am just a simple guy with a simple life · I am just a simple lady breath-ing in this earth,cheerful,easy to be with · I am just a simple lady with a touch of weirdness (in the good way) · I am just a simple little Country girl · I am just a simple man but I love to have fun I work hard for what I have if interested just hit me up and find out more · I am just a simple woman, lives a simple livingand definitely needs a simple guy who will be mine for a lifetime · I am just a simply mortal · I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love I believe that every-thing happens for a reason · I am just a small town girl in this small town that’s growing WAY too much · I am just a small town girl with big city dreams ;) I own a salon and absolutely love everything about the industry · I am just a small town southern girl with a city life mentality · I am just a student try-ing to get through life without failing miserably · I am just a tall lanky nerd who enjoys music, theatre, and trying anything anytime · I am just a tattooed Gentleman currently working for an aerospace company doing shipping and receiving · I am just a trans girl trying to get through life · I am just attracted to who I happen to be attracted to · I am just a typical guy · I am just a typical person who loves my job and enjoys hanging out with friends · I am just a typical southern girl · I am just a very ordinary girl who loves to talk about everything and loves to read · I am just a weird girl who seeks friends and maybe a good conversation · I am just a woman tired of the bullshit cats · I am just a [generally] relaxed, laid back person who al-ways tries to have a good time · I am just back in the market for someone special to share it with · I am just casually trying this out as a way to meet people to hang out with · I am just checkin

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this site out and seein what happens · I am just chill, I love to listen to music, I prefer rock, but I’m not really specific to it · I am just college student just trying to get by in life · I am just confident in myself · I am just cool and laid back · I am just done being single with all my friends getting married being a wheel isn’t very fun · I am just easy going and go with the flow · I am just f’n weird, man · I am just full of life and I would love to share my life and fulfill my goals with my best friend · I am just gonna say I’m chubby, not really fat, but chubby · I am just hear to have fun · I am just interested in getting to know people and if the friendship turns into something more that would be awesome · I am just into putting.g all that · I am just just a guy that’s trying to figure this whole thing called life out · I am just kidding · I am just laid back hardworking guy trying to find the right girl figured if give this a try · I am just like any cisgendered guy except I’m not exactly anatomically correct · I am just like everyone else trying to make sense of this game called life · I am just listening · I am just loud · I am just me · I am just me · I am just me · I am just me · I am just me, I’ve been described almost every way I can think of and its always different from person to person · I am just me, take it or leave it · I am just me · I am just me · I am just me · I am just me · I am just Me · I am just me · I am just me and I’m horrible at writing about myself · I am just me and no one can change me · I am just moved to Sasktoon · I am just not all that great at it haha Well I’m 21, pretty laid back and I’m currently living in oneonta · I am just not into partying not even a little bit · I am just not really into the bar scene · I am just not that type of person who can approach strangers and start flirting · I am just now rediscovering myself and finding out who I truly am · I am just observing · I am just on LSS mode with this song · I am just plain ol’ me · I am just plain old brittany · I am just pretty cool and normal I suppose · I am just pretty sim-ple · I am just ready to get out and have some fun · I am just ready to start my life, and share that with someone special · I am just real enough to admit I’m mean and b*itchy, and fun of course · I am just really bad at smalltalk and starting a conver-sation but yeah, Hi · I am just really lonely and bored girl just

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going to college and i wouldn’t mind to have some fun · I am just really spastic · I am just really tired of not having anyone to talk to · I am just saying · I am just scared to hold them when they are fresh out of the oven · I am just simple, slim,black hair, brown eyes, fair skin,down to earth, God fearing,hon-est,loving and caring · I am just simple · I am just simple girl, sweet and caring person, when it comes to LoVe · i am just simple girl · I am just someone who loves to set goals and achieve them · I am just some small town guy trying to make it big · I am just some stoner, living in the wrong decade, fluent in sarcasm and profanities · I am just super sick of being lone-ly and want some company · I am just that damn magical · I am just that guy · I am just the girl next door really · I am just this guy · I am just tired of all the games and I’m ready for a real woman to come into my life · I am just universal like that · I am just very outgoing and I’m a people person · I am keen for adventure and to live life to its fullest but also happy to chill on the couch watching tv · I am keenly aware of who I am, what my weaknesses are, and I continually try to improve myself · I am keen to meet new people and to make some friends · I am keen to meet some fun and interesting people in the area · I am keepin a close eye out · I am keepin it short and to the point · I am kick back, I go with the flow · I am kid, hip-pie, and friend · I am kidding, I’m not funny · I am kind, and I notice the little things · I am kind, and respectful of others · I am kind, approachable, and easygoing · I am kind, but confi-dent · I am kind, caring, and funny · I am kind, caring, com-passionate, and fun · I am kind, caring person with a good sense of humour · I am kind, compassionate, open-minded and a good listener · I am kind, considerate, yet terrible when it comes to first encounters with new people · I am kind, friendly, and caring · I am kind, honest, and sarcastic · I am kind, honest, and sincere · I am kind,honest,sometimes funny but not all the time..im sensitive easy to be irritable when hve people i dont like..im frank i tel whats in my mind · I am kind, loving, and easy going · I am kind, outgoing, and honest · I am kind, positive, outgoing and like lattes and m&ms · I am kind, sensual, and generous · I am kind, sensual, and laidback · I am

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kind, silly and passionate · I am kind, sweet, and loving · I am kind, sweet, down-to-earth, intelligent, ambitious, nurturing, athletic, a great listener, and a great communicator · I am kind-hearted, caring and generous, but stern when it’s need-ed · I am kind-hearted, determined, and family oriented · I am kind-hearted and unpretentious · I am kind · I am kind · I am kinda a geek but in a good way · I am kinda a nerd · I am kinda an open book · I am kinda a sci-fi nerd - I’m not hard core, but i definitely love the genre · I am kinda a stay at home type of guy, but i do enjoy going to clubs, movies, playing pool, or even just hanging out · I am kinda big into new electronics like iP-hones/iPads, computers and tVs · I am kinda country so out-doors.is my thing · I am kinda fun to be around (i think) lol i am single and look for that special someone, i dont have time for games and i hate time wasters · i am kinda high matinance, want the best of everything for me and my daughter · I am kin-da laid back · I am kind and adventurous, I love trying new things · I am kind and affectionate and yes I do show affection outside · I am kind and big hearted I’m a geek when it comes to video games and movies · I am kind and caring · I am kind and have a sense of humor · I am kind and hilarious, get to know me · I am kind and know how to treat a woman and en-joy being a good host whether going to a movie or anything that we would enjoy · I am kinda nerdy, a book person, but I enjoy doing new things · I am kinda nerdy · I am kinda nerdy · I am kinda new in the atlanta area · I am kinda new to texas and would like to meet someone · I am kinda new to this, I am a single father and a sushi chef · I am kinda new to this kinda stuff, and would love to have a good experience on this place · I am kinda of a hippie in that sense and I’m always down for exploring · I am kinda of a nerd, I enjoy movies, some out door activities, but mostly an indoor person · I am kinda of a restless person · I am kinda of tomboy but I do know how to be girly · I am kinda old-fashioned · I am kinda quiet at first because I like to observe people before I get to know them · I am kinda quite when i first get to know someone · I am kinda shy - at first · I am kinda shy · I am kinda shy and awkward at first · I am kinda shy and it takes someone who is

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determined to open me up · I am kinda shy at first, but usually not for long- i’m bubbly and outgoing once i know someone · I am kinda shy at first · I am kinda shy at first but i warm up easy · I am kinda shy at first but not so shy I can’t keep the con-vo going · I am kinda shy but I do make friends fast so fingers crossed · I am kinda shy when I meet people for the first time · I am kinda shy which is why I guess I joined this site · I am kinda silly sometimes but I like to pretend that I’m punk · I am kinda skinny, but not like a rail · I am kinda tall, I have a good build, I take care of myself, and do my best to look as good as I can · I am kind at heart and care for others · I am kin-da witty cause I like to my ppls laugh and smile · I am kind but blunt, inappropriate but respectful, passionate but open minded · I am kind hearted, confident, honest, loyal, caring woman · I am kind hearted, genuine, honest, fun loving, easy going and extrovert guy but also random and prone to the un-expected · I am kind hearted and extremely loyal · I am kind hearted and treat people with respect · I am kind hearted but ornery, pretty with a horribly raunchy sense of humor · I am kind hearted most of the time, im open minded, im a big kid at heart, i love to have fun and try new things within reason · I am kind hearted person, someone who loves to laugh and make people laugh, very caring and giving and most impor-tantly spiritual · I am kind if shy at first, but isn’t everyone · I am kind of a big deal · I am kindof a big deal · I am kind of a big girl · I am kind of a car enthusiast · I am kind of a chatterbox & I love to both tell funny stories & hear them · I am kind of a closet nerd · I am kind of a complex person I suppose but I can easily open up to certain types of people · I am kind of a coun-try boy · I am kind of a dork, but try really hard not to look like it · I am kind of a dork and I will always be a kid at heart · I am kind of a dork and somewhat of a nerd · I am kind of a dork like that · I am kind of adventurous, that’s why I left my home · I am kind of a geek, not going to lie · I am kind of a geek and totally cool with it · I am kind of a geek as I tend to enjoy museums, history, true crime books, comic book heroes, hor-ror movies, and sneakers · I am kind of a girly girl, but I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty either · I am kind of a goofball but

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who isn’t sometimes · I am kind of a grown-up hardcore kid · I am kind of a hippie chick and a goth girl rolled into one · I am kind of a homebody/nerd · I am kind of a home body mostly but I do like to go out with friends occasionally and dance (even if I’m not that good at it) · I am kind of a hot mess · I am kind of a huge dork · I am kind of a jack of all trades · I am kind of a lazy texter · I am kind of a lunatic at heart and sometimes cause a little trouble but I know when its time to take care of business as well · I am kind of an ambivert leaning more on the introverted side, but f I’m with people l adore, I get more ex-troverted · I am kind of an artist · I am kind of a neat freak, and I’m also an excercise junky · I am kind of a nerd, and way more girlie than I lead on · I am kind of a nerd, but a hard working nerd · I am kind of a nerd, but mainly a History Nerd · I am kind of a nerd · I am kind of a nerd but in a socially acceptable way · I am kind of a nerd in some ways · I am kind of a nerd who loves to read and watch movies · I am kind of a nerd without most of the social awkwardness · I am kind of a nerdy girl (into spiderman, harry potter, know my fair share about star wars) · I am kind of a nerdy guy · I am kind of an introvert · I am kind of an introvert and very submissive · I am kind of a prude · I am kind of a science nerd and I love learn-ing · I am kind of a shy quiet person, which is the main reason I’m on this site · I am kind of a smart ass · I am kind of a smart ass · I am kind of a snob about it · I am kind of a solitary guy, but I like to go out spontaneously · I am kind of a tomboy and like to do things myself · I am kind of awkward · I am kind of competitive haha · I am kind of contradictory: I believe in hap-pily ever after, but I am at the same time very down to earth in daily life · I am kind of different....on accident · I am kind of dry, a little neurotic and I try to take everything in stride · I am kind of eccentric but I just am tired of being bullied and guys not giving me a chance, I am nice, funny, can work on a farm, and am hardworking · I am kind of emotional, quite hand-wavy and expressive · I am kind of enamored with digital me-dia, in a professional sense · I am kind of famous · I am kind of far fetched and easily distracted · I am kind of impulsive which sometimes gets me in trouble but I do it anyway · I am kind of

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introverted and some people have described me as a person with a world of her own · I am kind of like Martha Stewart mi-nus the whole jail thing · I am kind of like Pig from Pearls Be-fore Swine, loveable, with a great heart and a slow mind · I am kind of nerdy, I find most things funny, and family is very im-portant to me · I am kind of old fashioned · I am kind of quiet, so it’s helpful when he’s outgoing and funny · I am kind of qui-et at first but once people get to know me they start to see my funny quirky side · I am kind of quiet because I tend to think too much · I am kind of quiet most of the time, but that doesn’t mean I’m not listening, I’m analyzing and observing and try-ing to figure things out · I am kind of quirky, and I really hope to find someone who can accept and love me for who I am · I am kind of quirky and very outgoing in almost all situations · I am kind of random, been told i’m funny and intelligent · I am kind of random and always smiling, but can be serious when need be · I am kind of ridiculous at weddings, in a good way · I am kind of see walking her with a cd player singing to the mu-sic · I am kind of serious when the occasion calls for it, but I also have a sense of humor · I am kind of shy, till I get comfort-able around people then well as normal I open up · I am kind of shy at first, but after a few hours of talking I open up · I am kind of shy at first, but I can warm up to people quickly · I am kind of shy at first but that quickly goes away · i am kind of shy but i warm up quickly · I am kind of silly and I like to make art · I am kind of the girl next door type more cute than gor-geous · I am kind of the quiet artsy type, more likely to blend into the background then stand out in a crowd, although I do have my moments · I am kind of weird, impulsive, random and ridiculous · I am kind shy and have a weird and morbid view on things sometimes, sadistic sense of humour I guess · I am kind to a fault, but don’t take that as being naive · I am kind to everyone even if we do not necessarily see eye to eye · I am kind to people and animals but am not a pushover · I am kind when I don’t need to be and generous when I want to be · I am kinky · I am kinky: I like my sex rough, my hair pulled, my bruises huge, and my degradation verbal (being called a good little slut, etc) · I am kirk im laid back n down to earth soft

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hearted guy · I am kk Would like to recognize the different countries people · I am knowledgable, pretty, and fun loving · I am known as a goof ball who loves to make people laugh · I am known as Michael, have been my whole life · I am known as the funny friend who keeps the crowd laughing · I am known by my friends and family as a person who has alot of luck, any-thing from winning on the lottery to getting a job · i am known for being creative and outgoing · I am known for my honesty and can be pretty loud at times · I am known for my love of all things english · I am known for my sense of humor, usually in the form of blunt sarcasm or ridiculous comments · I am known for opening up more with time · I am known to be an easy laugh and I am always up for anything · I am known to be somewhat of a feminist and liberal · I am known to go on long solo road trips from time to time, but would be delighted to have good company · I am known to hang with the guys but I keep my girls just as close · I am known to have a brown thumb but I love to garden · I am known to my friends a domine they can come to for anything · I am known to take a lot of pic-tures · I am known to talk to just about anyone · I am Korean American · I am Korean and going to the philippines for an adventure · I am Korean model trying to become big in the states · I am korean n a student · I am kreativ, lustig, and sinn-lich · I am lactose, and highly allergic to bees, nuts, and penicil-lin · I am lady-like · I am laid-back, but not apathetic or lazy, in other words, I’m not laid-back · I am laid-back, genuine, and pretty damn sweet · I am laid-back, loyal, and afraid of bal-loons · I am Laid-back, open-minded, and Geeky · I am laid-back and I hate drama · I am laid-back and upbeat, it’s never as serious as we might think · I am laid back, a bit sarcastic, and short · I am laid back, and I’m pretty much open to anything when I have the time · I am laid back, and I don’t get too seri-ous about most things · I am laid back, blonde, and upfront · I am laid back, can be sarcastic, I love to make jokes and have a good time · I am laid back, clever, and love a good joke · I am laid back, creative ,and a intellectual · I am laid back, easy go-ing, and loves music · I am laid back, easy going, and very sar-castic · I am laid back, easy going, can get along with almost

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anyone · I am laid back, easy going and a bit of a night owl · I am laid back, easy going and just love to laugh and joke, and have fun · I am laid back, educated, smart, giving, Respectful, a gentleman, and am open for new calls to adventure · I am Laid Back, Fun, and Cute · I am laid back, fun, and sponta-neous · I am laid back, fun, outgoing, ambitious and caring · I am laid back, funny, ambitious, and have a very positive out-look on life · I am laid back, funny, and easy to get a long with · I am laid back, funny, and free spirit · I am laidback, funny, and loyal · I am laid back, hard working, loyal, loving, compassionate person · I am laid back, hardworking and like to have fun · I am laid back,humble,silly,unique,unpredict-able,open-minded and drama-free · I am laid back, I make sar-castic jokes, and I love spending time with family · I am laid back, level headed, and astute · I am laid back, love to be comfy watching movies ir my fav shows · I am laid back, love trying new things, and having new experiences · I am laid back, lov-ing, and passionate · I am laid back, nice, and comfortable · I am laid back, patient, and friendly · I am laid back, patient, and reliable · I am laid back, prefer a bon fire over a bar, and love to be around family and friends · i am laid back, sensitive, funny, sometimes random and blunt at times · I am laid back, truthful, and caring · I am laid back, usually down for any-thing, and like to go out with friends and experience new things · I am laid back, well-rounded, and no drama · I am laid back · I am laid back · I am laid back · I am laid back · I am laid back · I am laid back · I am laid back · I am laid back/easy-go-ing and love to try new things · I am laid back and constantly trying to find the good in people · I am laid back and don’t let situations bother me · I am laid back and don’t let things get to me · I am laid back and don’t take myself too seriously · I am laid back and do not do drama · I am laid back and dorky · I am laid back and down to earth · I am laid back and down to earth and enjoy living life · I am laid back and down to earth but also super competitive and driven · I am laid back and drama free · I am laid back and easy going, yet very focused on achiev-ing my personal goals · I am laid back and easy going · I am laid back and easy going · I am laid back and easy going · I am

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laid back and easy going and have a wide circle of friends · I am laid back and easy going but can be spunky and fiery on occasion · I am laid back and easy to get along with so don’t be shy · I am laid back and enjoy spending time with family and friends · I am laid back and fun to be around, i can make any-one laugh in which ever mood ur in · I am laid back and i’m a ball buster · I am laid back and I don’t expect much from this, I just like to explore options · I am laid back and I don’t get of-fended or upset very easily · I am laid back and i have a beauti-ful 1 yr old daughter · I am laid back and I like to joke around · I am laid back and I would like to hang out and meet new peo-ple · I am laid back and just go with the flow · I am laid back and like to enjoy life · I am laid back and like to have a good time · I am laid back and like to have fun · I am laid back and like to see a guy who can not only dress up but chill out with a beer and friends · I am laid back and love to be active · I am laid back and more of a quiet guy · I am laid back and polite · I am laid back and pretty easy going · I am laid back and re-laxs · I am laid back and sarcastic · I am laid back and some-times shy but that wears off quick · I am laid back and super geeky · I am laid back and try to stay drama free · I am laid back and usually go with flow · I am laid back and very social most of the time · I am laid back at times · I am laid back but am passionate about what I do · I am laid back but can get mad · I am laid back but like to have a good time · I am laid back but very hard working when it comes to my goals · I am laid back chilled, like to chat get to know people · I am laid back cool have a good sense of humor family man like outdoor ac-tivities im 6’5 weight about 240 slim build · I am laid back don’t things to serious have great family and friends · I am laid back down to earth I love sports and like to have fun · I am laid back enough to be cool in whatever the situation · I am laid back for the most part · I am laid back I like music, movies and good tv, hanging out outdoors in the good weather (I love summer)...I like to chill · I am laid back I like to laugh and to make others laugh · I am laid back kind guy who is 100% Italian Ameri-can · I am laid back usually, but always down for an adven-ture · I am laid back with a fire for life · I am laid back with a

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sarcastic sense of humor · I am laided back · I am larger than life · I am lascivious, diligent, and steadfast · I am late · I am laughing, dancing, and loveable · I am lay back easy going I love the out doors, and down to do anything · I am lay back n really chill and I always put my girl first · I am lazy, idealistic, pretentious, and a huge fan of the oxford comma · I am lazy · I am lazy and a liar, so I asked some of my friends to fill out my profile for me instead · I am LDS · I am LDS · I am LDS · I am LDS and love my family and my chihuahua/min pin puppy · I am lean and trying to build up my body · I am learning/prac-ticing zen philosophy · I am left-handed, I love to read, and I’m a Rock, Paper, Scissors champ · I am left-handed · I am left-handed and colorblind · I am left-handed and have consid-ered leaving that as my only explanation, as i feel that it sums me up quite fully · I am left brained, silly and 鈥鈥鈥鈥鈥鈥 鈥鈥鈥鈥鈥鈥 I like thinking · I am left handed which makes me in the right mind · i am legal · I am legally blind, but that doesn’t stop me from my goals and life, it just makes me stronger I am BIG, BLeSSeD, and BeAUtIFUL · I am legally qualified to officiate a wedding and own several sewing machines from a failed fashion label · I am Legen, Wait for it, and Dary · I am Legend, the orphanage, 28 days Later and contemporary British films e.g · I am less interested in using this site for a relationship and more interested in using this site to make some new friends in Pittsburgh · I am level-headed with a great sense of humor · I am LGBt friendly · I am liberal and do care about politics and current events · I am liberal in a lot of my beliefs but I tend to be objective and defend the things I think are pos-itive in other people’s beliefs too · I am light-hearted and love trying things · I am likable and maybe even given the status of “one of my funniest friends” by people · I am like, hey boy, ma-genta · I am like a blowtorch in the wind who would die with-out her sense of humor · I am like a breadstick · I am like a chameleon in heat · I am like a chill gurl who likes to party · I am like a human disposal, put it in front of me and I’ll make it disappear · I am like a little martha stewart I love making things around the house · I am like all the characters from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia in one person, painted like

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obama · I am like a mullet- business in the front and a party in the back · I am like a pregnant woman since I crave that sh*t everyday · I am likely just observing and with time, I become more engaged · I am like most guys, I like sporting events of all kinds but taking in a Dodger game every year is what I look forward to the most · I am like most people, I guess · I am like one of the guys except, ya know, sexier · I am like one of those Rolo candies · I am like sports and romantic girls · I am like super down to earth, far from soft but not a complete ass-hole · I am like the turtle in that story we all grew up hearing, slow and steady wins the race · I am listed as “single” on my w-2 form · I am listed as at least three professional football players ‘legendary coach’ for hs or college and one of them made it into an actual news article · I am literally allergic to the cold · I am literally perfect · I am live in hongkong already 4 years now..one day..i’ll be back to my countr · I am live in mtl · I am local to Maryland, but I travel heavily, so my avail-able moments are few, and I’d like to spend them with an ap-preciative woman · I am located in Austell,GA I’m working hard to finish school so that the girl i meet is well taking care of and don’t have to worry about anything · I am logical, sar-castic, and kind (probably all of those to the extreme) · I am logical and discerning one day and overflowing with creativity the next · I am logical to a fault and technically a genius, though at times I question this · I am lonely, making friends is not easy for me · I am lonely at times and miss companionship but I have adjusted well to being alone since my divorce · I am lookng for someone · I am lost, alone, and sad · I am loud, and outgoing · I am loud, compassionate, and random · I am loud, crazy, and fun to be with · I am loud, funny, and awesome · I am loud , love laughing, and real outgoing · I am loud, loyal, bossy, organized and fun · I am loud, opinionated, socially awkward, and I am easily amused by life · I am loud and fun loving · I am loud and love to drink with my friends · I am loud and opinionated and occasionally funny · I am loud and silly and laugh alot · I am loud bubbly hell of a laff I smke I have a daughter um duno what else to say.so ask what u wanna knw x · I am loud but only when i need to be heard · I am loud ob-

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noxious and sometimes too loud with sexual comments · I am lovable, funny, and caring · I am lovable, interesting, and re-bellious · I am lovable, sexy, and hungry · I am lovable, sponta-nious, and athletic · I am lovable, sweet, and aproachable · I am love, beauty and abundance · I am love, inviting, and gig-gly · I am loveable(as told by my friends) and caring · I am love-able, faithful, and patient · I am loved and my love for others is exponentially infinite · I am loved by most, disliked by many, and confronted by few, I have always walked to the beat of my own drum and made no excuses for it · I am loveing, truthfull, and thoughtfull · I am lovely, kindness, and sincere · i am love-ly jacki on facebook · I am lover of all fine arts, sciences, and technologies · I am love the outdoors and always up for adven-tures · I am love to laugh , enjoying life to the best of my abili-ties · I am loving, caring, and honest · I am loving, caring, and random · I am loving, caring, and will go far out of my way to help almost anyone in need · I am loving, caring and energet-ic · I am loving, funny, and loyal · I am loving, loyal, and unique · I am loving, outgoing, and fun · I am loving, sexy, and spontaneous · I am loving, silly, and full of life · I am LoVING, SMARt, and AMAZING · I am loving, supportive, caring and pretty focused · I am loving, very caring, funny and adventur-ous · I am Lovley, Glamorous, and Angelic · I am low key, like humor and am pretty cerebral · I am low key · I am low key for the most part and can be shy · I am low maintenance, but still a girly girl who loves to dress up and play with makeup occa-sionally · I am low maintenance but always make an absolute effort to look nice · I am loya,like to laugh and enjoy myself · I am loyal, artsy, and Pagan · I am loyal, bright, and upbeat · I am loyal, caring, and funny · I am loyal, compassionate and honest · I am loyal, family oriented, and stable · I am loyal, friendly, witty, faithful, Christian, caring, loving, sweet and kind · I am loyal, funny, and optomistic · I am loyal, funny and adaptive · I am loyal, good listener, fun to be around, caring, understanding, no bs/straight forward man · I am loyal, hard worker and independent · I am loyal, honest, and loving · I am loyal, honest, and principled · I am loyal, honest and big on hu-mor · I am loyal, honest and I have my shit together · I am loy-

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al, intelligent, energetic, honest, respectful · I am loyal, loving, and lonely · I am loyal, romantic, and goofy · I am loyal · I am loyal and affectionate and expect the same from my partner · I am loyal and caring even if I’m a little awkward · I am loyal and don’t play games · I am loyal and faithful to those who are my friends · I am loyal and generous to the people who have earned my trust · I am loyal and honest to a fault · I am loyal and I love my family and I would like my significant other to share those values · I am loyal and reliable · I am loyal and sweet, caring and loving · I am loyal and very straight for-ward · I am loyal as shit · I am loyal honest funny laid back · I am loyal only to those I trust · I am loyal to a fault, I’m actually kind of shy, although the people who know me would laugh at that · I am loyal to a fault, patient, caring, and considerate of others · I am loyal to a fault · I am loyal to a fault and expect the same in return · I am loyal to a fault and more considerate than most would believe · I am loyal to a fault with my best pals and my family and other people who earn it · I am loyal to ev-eryone I cross paths with and would never hurt a soul · I am loyal to everyone in my life · I am loyal to my friends and fami-ly, I would do anything for them in a heartbeat · I am loyal to the core · I am lucky enough to be well traveled, and I have a pretty good appreciation for other cultures · I am lucky enough to do work that gives me the freedom to travel and do a lot of other fun things · I am lucky to be able to do something that I love everyday · I am lucky to have my dream job, live in a great apartment and have amazing friends · I am lucky to have my sister and her family living near by, and can now recite a large amount of Frozen from watching it repeatedly with my niece · I am lucky to have such great people in my life, an amazing family, and a pretty good support system · I am lucky to have traveled a bit through school and beyond · I am lucky to split the meantime between university in the Valley and friends in Metro · I am lucky to surround myself around won-derful family and friends, whom mean the world to me · I am a lonely lady who find his lost prince..heheh · I am mad, friendly, and crazy · I am made to leave, I am made to return · I am made up of 99% humor · I am mainly a photographer, but I

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paint, do ceramics, and anything I can think of as a creative outlet for me · I am mainly of the curious kind who take their own time to open up to someone · I am male, I’m 6 feet tall, white, and I have brown eyes · I am male, muscular, and nice · I am male, nearly 30, need significt other for formal occasions, copulation and light housework · I am manipulative · I am many things, but first and foremost, I am a meat popsicle · I am many things · I am many things: I am an entrepreneur, baker, designer/design enthusiast, and avid city explorer · I am many things: nerdy, smart, funny, I have a fierce passion for music · I am married but currently in the process of sepa-rating · I AM MARRIeD BUt HAVe AN oPeN MARRIGe · I am married but separated · I am married but seperated and trying to sort things out to officially divorce · I am marysol · I am masculine happy go lucky guy and like masculine dudes as well..I l would like to meet someone who gets me and someone I can grow with · I am massively into music - I like all sorts of weird and wonderful bands and artists · I am matt · I am ma-ture, motivated, and serious about my future · I am mature, responsible and very passionate · I am mature for my age, but I act like a child when playing with anybody under the age of 10 · I am mature for my age and i expect respect and I will ac-cept nothing less than that · I am mature for my age but don’t get me wrong, I still go to toy stores and act out frequently · I am mature way beyond my years · I am me · I am me · I am me · I am me · I am Me · I am me · I am me, and will hopefully remain to be me · I am me, myself, and i · I am Me, Real, and oNe oF A KIND · I am me, so live with it · i am me · I am me · I am me · I am me · I am me · I am me · I am Me · I am me · I am me · I am me · I am me · I am me · I am me · I am me · I am me · I am me · I am me · I am me · I am me · I am me....that’s all I can be · I am me and I love embracing it as each day passes · I am me and loving it · I am mechanical engineer that works with logistics and loves it · I am medium, face, and devin · I am me I am simply me, optimistic, and smiling · i am me i dont know how to tell ppl about my self so go head and ask · I am me Just ask · I am mellow, anti-drama, comedic and easy going · I am Memorable, Personable, and Collapsible · I am mentally,

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emotionally, economically, and physically stable · I am mercu-rial, independant, and confident · I am mercurial, verbose, and imaginative · I am merry, fun-loving, and a music ad-dict · I am mesmerizing, innovative, and compassionate · I am messy, a nerd, and a little shy · I am messy, but I clean compul-sively, and it is only in those fits of rage that things get put in place · I am messy · I am me that’s all I can be me nd all my juiciness lol take it or leave it · I am Methodical, Adventurous, and Perpetual · I am me what can I say · I am mildly sarcastic, in a good way, and somewhat stubborn · I am mild mannered, an introvert but once I get to know someone my silliness takes over · I am minimalist and practical in my lifestyle · I am Mixed · I am mixed black and white · I am mixed German and Korean · I am mixed oneida and Sámi · I am mixed puerto Ri-can Black and Italian · I am mixed with black & white · I am mixed with black, white, and Puerto Rican · I am modest, devi-ant, and nostalgic · I am mom of a baby boy and having anoth-er boy in november · I am monogamous/monogamish by na-ture, but a good chunk of my social circle is poly/swinger/kinky/alternative · I am moral and down to earth · I am more about a day in the park than a night at the bar · I am more ac-customed to a simpler way of life · I am more a country girl then a city chick · I am more a quiet night in type of person than the going out all the time type · I am more attracted to a strong male who knows how to treat a woman · I am more at-tractive now but less funny to look at, so I’ll have to rely on my professional success to make people laugh · i am more com-fortable in jeans but can wear the diamonds and mink well · I am more concerned with a connection and having fun with the person I’m with · I am more confident in a pair of jeans then in a dress, casual is more my thing · I am more down to earth and have a head on my shoulders · I am more goofy than witty but I love to laugh and make people laugh · I am more heart than head, almost always · I am more honest than most and someone that can be taken at face value · I am more hum-ble then i should be, and i observe almost everyone and thing · I am more in it for the sheer thrill of the competition · I am more interested by theories than facts · I am more interested

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in making new friends in NY · I am more interested in those who do read, the emphatic, analytical, detailed, good listener, kind of guy · I am more into college sports than professional sports and my two favorite teams are Indiana and Notre Dame · I am more into Queen, Reo speedwagon, ccr, the ea-gles- but i can listen to pretty much anything · I am more into straight up guys · I am more into the Foreign horror flicks lol they are more twisted I love seafood · I am more introverted and am way better one-on-one than in groups · I am more laid back and would rather hang out with a friend or a small group and have fun · I am more liberal than conservative and my morning routine includes checking GMail, CNN, People Mag, and eSPN · I am more likely to be found at a cafe, practising mindfullnes than I am to be found in a bar chatting up wom-en · I am more likely to laugh if I trip and fall if anything else · I am more of a balanced personality · I am more of a bar/lounge girl then clubs · I am more of a bar girl than a club girl · I am more of a boots and jeans with a shirt kind of girl · I am more of a city explorer than a beach-goer, but again, company is key · I am more of a city girl but also enjoy the beauty of na-ture · I am more of a dog person, but I have a cat named Pha-raoh who acts a bit like a dog · I am more of a face to face con-versationalist · I am more of a geek, computing is my field, although I had to spend some quality time in other places as well · I am more of a get to know through chat or in person kinda guy · I am more of a giver and when i am passionate about something or someone i am all in · I am more of a happy hour dive bar type if I do go out · I am more of a homebody · I am more of a homebody and I prefer staying in and cooking my own meals over going out to eat · I am more of a indoors guy and loves to just hang out · I am more of a listener than a speaker · I am more of a listener than a talker · I am more of an actions speak louder then words kinda guy · I am more of an introvert, I think, but I love being around people that are more outgoing than I am · I am more of an introvert · I am more of an introvert but I’m at my best around others · I am more of an introvert than an extrovert · I am more of an optimist than a pessimist · I am more of an out doors person · I am more of a

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one on one · I am more of a person to invite friends over to have some cold ones and a BBQ · I am more of a reserved type chyck · I am more of a sit down at the bar and have some drinks type as opposed to going to the clubs in D.C · I am more of a stay at home person · I am more of a summer than a win-ter person...I hate the cold · I am more of a visual person than one that likes to talk · I am more of the high-strung and tight-ly-wound type · I am more of the musical and artistic kind of person · I am more on the shy side and am a good listener and like to hear what other people have to say · I am more or less a homebody who enjoys quality time with those I care about · I am more or less a laid back person · I am more picky with how I spend my time, actually · I am more rational than creative but i can be ingenious · I am more realistic and don’t let myself get carried away (too much) lol · I am more so of a realist and believe everything works out in the way they’re meant to · I am more than a pretty face · I am more than a pretty face appar-ently lol · I am more than a self summary · I am more than con-tent in a remote or unfamiliar place · I am more than just a pretty face · I am more than meets the eye and I have many layers to my personalitly · I am more than what it says I am · I am more than what meets the eyes · I am more type B than A · I am mosbbah · I am most always wearing a BIG smile · I am most attracted to alpha males · I am most certainly always up for trying new games · I am most certainly an animal and nature lover · I am most certainly the former · I am most com-fortable going bare foot in a pair of jean shorts and random t-shirt, but I clean up pretty well when need be · I am most comfortable in jeans and barefoot, but I enjoy dressing up ev-ery once in awhile · I am most comfortable when making a woman happy and I hope to meet someone that understands what that entails · I am most content in good conversation (vs) · I am most definitely on the nerdier side of things, though lately I’ve only had time to play Pathfinder with any sort of fre-quency · I am most happy being creative · I am most happy riding my bike to new seemingly random places · I am most interested in having experiences and finding connections · I am most likely an acquired taste · I am most likely going to en-

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roll in school to become a physical therapy assistant · I am mostly a indoor person, probably because i dont have a car · I am mostly a laid back type of guy, that has multiple different sides to myself · I am mostly driven and adventurous but laid back when I need to be · I am mostly easy going · I am mostly interested in natural sciences but everything else is also wel-come aboard · I am mostly interested in Photogrphy, Music, Books and tV · I am mostly into black guys · I am mostly into guys with the slim, skinny, little body hair · I am mostly Irish um yeah I hate the whole self bio thingy · I am mostly Italian with a little German and Polish also · I am mostly liberal (hoo-ray guns and gays) · I am mostly pretty quiet and shy until I get to know a person, which can take a good deal of time or no time at all · I am mostly quiet but not shy · I am mostly Spanish in lineage but I am also Swedish · I am most often described as ambitious with an old soul · I am most often sincere · I am most passionate, however about my relationship with Jesus and pursuing my faith · I am most passionate about learning and growing as a person · I am most passionate about my fam-ily and my personal beliefs · I am most passionate about spending time with people that I love, whether it’s friends or family · I am motivated, ambitious, and independent · I am motivated, compassionate, and realistic · I am MotIVAteD, FUN, and SPIRIteD · I am motivated, happy, hard working and a ball of fun · I am Motivated, Independent, and Deter-mined · I am motivated, independent, down to earth, and I love to laugh · I am motivated, sincere, and witty · I am moti-vated, spontaneous, inexcusably tall and made entirely of mar-zipan · I am motivated and determined to work hard at every-thing that I do · I am motivated and driven · I am motivated and enjoy living life to the fullest · I am motivated by a belief in balance and in community-building · I am motivated to be better every day · I am motivated to be successful but I love lazy days, too · I am motorcycles, music, and photography · I am much better at answering questions · I am much better at conversation than just talking about myself · I am much better at talking via writing · I am much better in conversations than writing profiles · I am much cooler in person · I am much

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more a small gathering conversation person then loud party, although I love to dance · I am much more charming and en-tertaining in real life · I am much more interested in reading about people than I am in browsing photos · I am much more likely to catch a case of the Wednesdays than I am the Mon-days · I am much more likely to indulge in video games · I am much more of a feminist than a misogynist · I am much more of a one on one person out in the real world · I am much of a girly girl · I am multi faceted, worn the soles out in many pairs of shoes, and analyze everything · I am music, fashion, all kind of arts junkie and my pasion is DANCe · I am music-lover, movie-lover, and laughter-lover · I am musical, adventurous, and funny · I am musical, intelligent, and witty · I am musical, self-sufficient, and remarkable · i am musical and play guitar, piano and vocals · I am musically talented, creative thinking, and imaginative · I am musician and I sing in a pop-rock band · I am MUSLIM · I am muy bonita chica · I am my free time I like to watch old sci-fi movies and ice hockey · I am my future · I am my mothers daughter · I am my opposite · I am my own person, people like to say I’m weird and I’m okay with that · I am my own woman · I am myself · I am myself · I am myself and I wont change for anybody · I am mysterious, re-bellious, and spontaneous · I am mysterious, romantic, and rowdy · I am mysterious, sassy, and bubbly · I am mysteri-ous · I am named after a fictional character who gets his eye poked out · I am Native American from a local tribe, and am very connected to my tribe and community · I am native texan with some built in two steppin skills · I am naturally a blond and like to make sure I don’t fit the dumb blond stereotype · I am naturally a smart ass and bad ass individual · I am natural-ly blonde · I am naturally curious and I like to try new things · I am naturally easy going, and I’d like to meet someone who is flexible and lighthearted · I am naturally upbeat and conta-giously optimistic · I am Nature, Astral, and Arcane · I am naughty, arty, and up for it · I am Naughty, Nice, and Beauti-ful · I am NAUI-certified diver, but i can’t surf worth a crap · I am nearly exclusively dominant in bed · i am nearly the epito-me of a leo · I am neat and tidy; I like my apt, etc to be clean

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and organized as well · I am neat sometimes LoL · i am nei-ther · I am neither of these two extremes · I am nerdy, and love science and math stuff · I am nerdy, athletic, and open-mind-ed · I am nerdy, compassionate, and gangsta · I am nerdy, dorky, optimistic, and I’ve given up on being too cool to care · I am nerdy, driven, and sarcastic · I am Nerdy, Funny, and Pale · I am nerdy, nervous, and inquisitive · I am nerdy, snarky, and easygoing · I am nerdy, talkative, and hilarious · I am nerdy · I am nerdy and about my work M-F but once the sun sets I like to hang out · I am nerdy but not really in school · I am nerdy too (anything batman related), graphic novels, super heros, anime · I am nervous at first but once we get to know each other better I’ll open up · I am neurotic, but mostly harm-less · I am neurotic, but only when I’m not sleeping · I am neu-rotic as fuck · I am never afraid to speak my opinion, take charge, or lead the way · I am never bored, I can tell · I am nev-er clean shaven, but also never have a full beard · I am never done, balanced, and addictive · I am never good at filling out these self summary blocks · I am never in a bad mood and al-ways keep a positive attitude · I am never mean spirited but I was a professional chef for over a decade and sometimes I will let loose my inner line cook · I am never quite sure so I’ll just do a bit of both · I am never really sure what to say about myself · I am never really sure what to say when asked these kind of questions · I am never satisfied with the end product · I am never serious if I can avoid it · I am never sure what to do with my eyes when I’m at the dentist · I am never sure what to say about myself in these things · I am nevertheless greatly amused by such personalities - have at it - have two · I am nev-er tired and always have to be doing something · I am never too serious and I’m always trying to make a joke · I am never very good at these things because I never know what to write · I am nice, and outgoing · I am nice, but I am blunt · I am nice, but some of my humor can be offensive but that can make it more funny right · I am nice, down to earth, and pretty easy to get along with · I am nice, friendly, and interesting · I am nice, fun, and lovable · I am nice, fun and friendly · I am nice, funny, and fun to be around · I am nice, funny, and loving · I am nice,

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go to college, and am awesome · I am nice, honest, and fun · I am nice, I am vegan too · I am nice, independent, and funny · I am nice, I swear · I am nice, I think, people tell me so · I am nice, outgoing, caring, and fun person · I am nice, polite, hon-est and out going person · I am nice, proud, and normal · I am nice, romantic, and faithful · I am nice, romantic and loyal · I am nice, shy, and friendly · I am nice · I am nice and can be very shy · I am nice and easygoing · I am nice and friendly un-til u fuck me over · I am nice and goodhearted person · I am nice and kind but I am not a mat · I am nice and shy · I am nice and sweet to a fault · I am nice and very honest, and I hope for the same in a girl · I am nice and very open minded and ac-cepting, and love to talk about whatever · I am nice sweet cute girl · I am Nigerian, but I can’t cook any traditional recipes · I am nineteen, and I go to campbell university · I am nineteen, just moved back to Akron, trying to figure everything out · I am ninja, dank, and cussing right now · I am nkt shy lol · I am n love with music and I am willing to listening to anything once · I am no “prize catch” · I am no different than a lot of oth-er people I’m just vocal about it and not afraid to admit it · I am no dummy · I am no exception · I am no expert but i really do not like to do this because i feel like a commercial of some typy.ok, how to sell myself....i’m on a corner · I am no gym rat, and ride a desk instead of a jackhammer for a living, but I do try to do the gym or a jog two or three times a week · I am no Jessica Simpson I think before I speak, although that makes me sort of hard to live with · I am no longer active duty ARMY · I am no longer new to the area...my third year anniversary has just passed · I am no longer too keen on casual sex for the time be-ing · I am no meathead just like to keep in decent shape to keep up with my boy · I am no model · I am no more, and no less · I am non-judgemental and am very open minded about things · I am non-native but pretty fluent in Spanish from liv-ing abroad for a year · I am non-religious, but do consider my-self spiritual and open minded to others ideas and beliefs · I am none of those things · I am nonsensical, not serious, and not British (which causes great distress) I dance, religiously · I am no oil painting, and have some curves · I am no player and

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I don’t play games · I am no pro, but I know what I’m doing and can keep myself safe doing it · I am no prude , i like to go out, i like to be weird · I am normal I think · i am normal lady,-simple,have good heart,love life and works I am vietnam lady, sincere, and have 1 daughter · I am normally a SAP, but every once in a while I see someone irresistible I’ll make the first move, and then go back to being awkward again · i am normal-ly busy because i am foreverworking and taking care of my baby · I am norwegian · I am norwegian/american · I am Nor-wegian and I’m okay with that · I am no saint, but I try to live a decent life filled with an indecent amount of sex · I am no slouch in the kitchen and traveling is always great · I am nos-talgic for 90’s hip hop, R&B & grunge · I am not “a nice girl” or whatever · I am not “emo” I just picked a random screen name, sorry folks · I am not “this type of person”, I’m just me · I am not, in any way, spiritual · I am not, nor will I ever be interest-ed in a sugar daddy · I am not · I am not 16 anymore but I feel like I’m 5 with sunglasses on · I am not 25 · I am not a “bad boy” · I am not a “dabbler” · I am not a “girly-girl” · I am not a “health nut” But I do take care of my body and appreciate a girl who also knows how to take care of herself and is in good shape · I am not a “typical” girl · I am not a, look at the pretty pictures type guy and then send an oh so clever “hey” · I am not a bad cook, can cook most things, my poached eggs are what my friends love the most · I am not a bad cook but not a great chef · I am not a basic average girl, I’m a little more complex · I am not a before picture · I am not a big believer that opposites attract...because I enjoy being around people who can take my geekiness as well as give it back · I am not a big crowd person but do enjoy going out and having a good time · I am not a big drinker, but I love to have a good time no matter what I’m do-ing · I am not a big drinker and just quit smoking....More to come · I am not a big drinker but enjoy going out for a drink once in a while · I am not a big drinker but I’m usually game for trying new things · I am not a big fan of chicken unless its been deep fried · I am not a big fan of describing myself · I am not a big fan of rainy days but I like thunderstorms. I know, at times I can be a walking contradiction · I am not a big fan of

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these self summaries · I am not a big guy but really cut up · I am not a big gym person · I am not a big partier · I am not a big partier, but every once in a while I like to go out and drink · I am not a big party kind of guy · I am not a big time christian or anything, but I do believe in him and whatever he has planned for me I will gladly accept it · I am not a big typer lol enough said · I am not a big writer so id say im just down to have a good time I am tall, fit, and funny · I am not a Billy-no-mates - I’ve got stacks of pals · I am not a bitch just straight to the point · I am not able to drive because of seizures · I am not a bodybuilder nor will I ever be able to wear skinny jeans · I am not a booty call, so please don’t try to treat me like one · I am not about being someone I’m not, I have my quirks just like everyone else · I am not about drama, games, or bs · I am not about games · I am not about jumping into anything with la-bels, but I’m not opposed to that happening if things work out · I am not about the thug life · I am not about trying to force it in the first five minutes · I am not a boy · I am not a bro · I am not a catfish · I am not accustomed to failing in my endeavors · I am not a chauvinist · I am not a cheater or a liar · I am not a chef but I can make a mean taco or sandwhich · I am not a clingy women, I like to do things by myself and don’t count of a man to do it · I am not a club kind of girl · I am not a club type person but I love to go to the movies · I am not a com-bustion of weird and often nonsensical contradictions · I am not a complete nerd but I do enjoy some generally geekish things: computers, videogames, etc · I am not a complicated man and I am attracted to intriguing people · I am not a cook-ie cut girl · I am not a couch potato although I do own a couch ;-) sometimes I sit on it with my dog and watch hockey · I am not a crabby person so the crabby part of my profile is moved to the end in this edition · I am not a crazy cat guy but I love all animals · I am not a crazy Christian I go to fellowship and sing · I am not a cross-dresser or a transvestite, I live full time as a woman and I’m taking hormones · I am not actually an asian baby, even though I know I look like one · I am not a de-scription, rather an experience, but after all this is the Internet and this site is one of the classier ones to say the least · I am not

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a fan club goer/ partier · I am not a fancy girl · I am not a fan of big parties but I like musical concerts · I am not a fan of choc-olate or wine which is apparently really weird since I’m a girl · I am not a fan of confrontation and drama is little more than a genre of movies to me · I am not a fan of drama but I like peo-ple who challenge me to fight to be the best I can · I am not a fan of heights · I am not a fan of online interaction · I am not a fan of stressing the small stuff- honestly, life’s too short for that nonsense · I am not a fan of talking about myself · I am not a fan of this “polar vortex” weather though · I am not a foodie snob, but I like finding and experiencing new restau-rants in the area · I am not afraid of a challenge or of argu-ments but I avoid conflict with people I care about · I am not afraid of anything in the world except jellyfish · I am not afraid of a solid night of karaoke · I am not afraid of guns · I am not afraid of it, it’s just usually a drag · I am not afraid of making an ass of myself · I am not afraid of trying new things · I am not afraid to be a dork and laugh at myself · I am not afraid to be different and I consider my self weird · I am not afraid to be outgoing and a bit crazy once in a while · I am not afraid to challenge my beliefs or the beliefs of others · I am not afraid to cuss, but I’m not wildly inappropriate · I am not afraid to do something silly and I have found over the years that this allows others around me to feel like they can be themselves around me · I am not afraid to geek out, whether about Greek mythol-ogy or boy wizards or ink pens · I am not afraid to get awk-ward · I am not afraid to get dirty or into the mix · I am not afraid to get down and dirty, I love to work hard on the farm and I am not afraid to sweat either · I am not afraid to get my hands dirty · I am not afraid to get my hands dirty · I am not afraid to get my hands dirty · I am not afraid to get my hands dirty and I’m always up for trying new things · I am not afraid to get my hands dirty and would rather help then watch · I am not afraid to go outside of my comfort zone and make a fool out of myself for the enjoyment of others · I am not afraid to have fun and be a goofball in public · I am not afraid to laugh at myself and try not to take things too seriously · I am not afraid to show affection · I am not afraid to speak my mind,

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and it’s generally not a good time unless somebody’s slinging a curse · I am not afraid to speak my mind in any situation · I am not afraid to take chances and make mistakes · I am not afraid to try and build things · I am not a free - spirit but I definitely like to keep things interesting · I am not a free spirit but I’m pretty easy going · I am not a fussy girl and don’t mind getting my hands dirty · I am not against fun things:) I like cold and overcast winter weather or sunny and super hot · I am not a game player and I don’t keep people in my life who don’t make it better in some way · I am not a gamer, but I love watching other people play · I am not aggressive unless im upset, im su-per creative and very compassionate · I am not a girl, I’m a woman and I don’t play mind games · I am not a girl · I am not a girl that likes to be wined and dined so that does not impress me · I am not a girl who expects big romantic gestures, I be-lieve that it is the little things that count · I am not a girly girl, but I’m sure I have my moments · I am Not a girly girl · I am not a girly girl · I am not a girlygirl · I am not a girly girl but don’t mind dressing for the occasion · I am not a girly girl so I don’t have manicured nails · I am not a girly girl who’s afraid to get dirty · I am not a gold digger · I am not a good man, but I am trying to be · I am not a grammar nazi, but grammatical and some punctuation errors annoy me · I am not a grammar Nazi · I am not a great cook, but I’m not one of those girls who thinks its cute not to be domestic; I’m actually very annoyed that I’m not a good cook · I am not a greater writer and these first two essay questions are really lame · I am not a gym god-dess.I am independent, and work, have a car and love my fam-ily · I am not a hard person to please and enjoy the simple things in life · I am not a health freak, but I do try and take care of myself by working out and eating well (most of the time) · I am not a health nut, but I do know all about nutrition · I am not a high-maintenance kind of girl · I am not a highly reli-gious person · I am not a hilarious person, but i do my best to keep people smiling · I am not a hippie · I am not a hipster, nor am I a yuppie · I am not a hipster · I am not a huge cinema per-son, I tend to prefer to watch them at home in a more comfort-able setting but I still don’t mind going once in a while · I am

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not a huge drama type of guy · I am not a huge fan of country music but I am a country boy at heart · I am not a huge fan of people that brag about themselves a lot · I am not a huge gam-er but will play once in a blue moon · I am not a huge make-up girl, I feel subtle make-up is all a woman truely needs,but I consider myself to be a classy woman · I am not a huge partier but I’ll party every now and then · I am not a huge partier I rarely go out to bars or anything · I am not a huge party ani-mal, Its time to grow up and get things moving · I am not a huge sports fan · I am not a huge sports fan and I don’t even have a tV · I am not a hunter but I do enjoy shooting guns · I am not a jackass but I am confident · I am not a jealous person and tend to trust people pretty easily · I am not a judge-a-sau-rus · I am not a judgemental person and I cherish my diverse group of friends · I am not all that exciting, I work at a school so paper cuts galore · I am not all that great in sports but I still love taking long walks, hiking, tennis, and golf · I am not all that interesting, but some of my friends have told me that I’m a cool and fun person to hang out with · I am not a luddite, I adore technology and science, but I prefer a natural approach to health and wellness as prevention · I am not always able to put them back together correctly and have mildly shocked my-self in the process, but it’s the knowledge that counts · I am not always an open book but I spill pieces about me to the right people · I am not always good at sugar coating things though, so I apologize in advance · I am not always high, educated, and mildly amusing · I am not always on like the site says-- I have unlimited internet access and a bad habit of leaving things running · I am not always out though · I am not always the most outgoing with people I’m not that comfortable around but I always make an effort to be friendly · I am not a material-istic kind of woman · I am not a materialistic person, in gener-al · I am not a meathead or Mega Bro · I am not American and english is my third language · I am not a mind reader and I don’t have eSP · I am Not a morning person · I am not a morning person · I am not a morning person · I am Not a morning person · I am not an “adrenaline junkie” but I have done the world’s two highest bungee jumps · I am not an

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***hole · I am not an adventurous eater though · I am not an angel, nor I go to church every sunday, but I have a lot of faith in God · I am not an angry woman · I am not an asshole · I am not an asshole I am just very straight forward when interact-ing with others · I am not an awkward person, at all · I am not a needy person but I want the attention any one deserves · I am not an eMo pizza · I am not an engine mouth or an engine nose, what am I · I am not a nerd, but I do admire a great book · I am not a nice guy, I’m a good guy · I am not an idiot · I am not an object · I am not an open book, but its not closed either · I am not an open book · I am not an optimist by any means · I am not antisocial, but I am a bit of a loner · I am not a outdoorsy person, but wouldn’t mind being one · I am not a particularly large John Mayer fan, but I agree with him when he says, “do it with a heart wide open” · I am not a partier, i’ve done that...no longer interested · I am not a partier or bar hop-per · I am not a party girl, the club/bar scene is not for me at all · I am not a party girl either · I am not a party goer, I don’t drink, & I hate clubs · I am not a party guy already done that · I am not a party person Id rather stay home and watch a mov-ie · I am not a people person · I am not a perfect person by any means · I am not a person who likes to always be around peo-ple · I am not a phone person, and I suck at texting · I am not a picky eater at all · I am not a picky person · I am not a picky person · I am not a picky person · I am not a picky person and get along with everybody · I am not a picky women at all · I am not a piece of meat im a good person and Ive been single for a while · I am not a pig · I am not a pig or a duck · I am not a pre-school teacher; I’m not a therapist · I am not a princess or a gold digger · I am not a prissy pretty boy, living in the icy tun-dra of the north lands (northern Idaho) · I am not a private eye nor do I work for 50 bucks per day plus expenses · I am not a professional dancer or anything, I just find dancing in front of my mirror or at a party to be the best stress reliever · I am not a professional however · I am not a prude, but I’m also not easy · I am not a redneck, I promise · I am not a religious per-son; I would call myself an atheist · I am not a religious person and at times can be militantly atheist, and I’m a big believer in

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science · I am not a religious zealot or something.) on that topic, I am quite an activist for a battery of issues close to my heart · I am not a republican or a democrat · I am not a resort guy, I’d much rather rent a modest cabin/house/room in a less touristy location than a busy hotel · I am not a robot · I am not a rough and tough bitch who can handle anything, Nor am I damsel in distress · I am not arrogant or self.centered a little shy maybe I have my · I am not a saint, have sinned and made my share of mistakes · I am not a saint · I am not as cold-heart-ed as it may seem, I’m just not interested in bullshit · I am not as dry as this self-summary is making me out to be · I am not a self proclaimed nerd, I am a nerd, mostly in movies, comics, television and video games · I am not as evil as I’d like to be · I am not a shallow person, so shallow people need not apply · I am not ashamed · I am not ashamed of who I am or my past · I am not ashamed to admit that I really like watching Nova and Nat Geo documentaries · I am not a sheep · I am not Asian or mixed...haha..so dont tell me i look Asian :P · I am not as inter-ested in going out and drinking as I used to be, I kind of played all that out already · I am not as into baseball as I am hockey but it’s not hard to talk me into going to a game · I am not a skinny barbie girly girl · I am not a skinny chiq, nor am i big....im just average, loving life while my two feet can still walk the earth · I am not a skinny girl im a girl that has curves so dont waste my time please · I am not a slut, just a free spirit...and an aspiring nudist · I am not a slut · I am not a smoker and would prefer someone that doesn’t smoke either · I am not a social butterfly or a homebody · I am not a sports fan, but I am will-ing to learn to like sports, if I happen across the right teach-er · I am not as responsible as I’d like to be · I am not as serious as this all sounds · I am not as spontenous as I wish I could be, but certain people in my life can bring it out · I am not a stalk-er, but know how to be a bad boy without going to jail · I am Not a suicide girl · I am not a superficial person in the least · I am not at all afraid to get my hand dirty · I am not at all into drinking, or partying · I am not at all solemn nor overwhelm-ing in conversations · I am not a teenager anymore, but some-times, I still don’t have a box · I am not a thin girl, but certainly

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not obese · I am not a thing – an actor, a writer – I am a person who does things – I write, I act – and I never know what I am going to do next · I am not a thing—a noun · I am not athletic, but I am outdoorsy · I am not a traditional guy · I am not a typ-ical female · I am not available whatsoever this summer · i am not a vegetarian tho, and i love to eAt animals as well · I am not average by any means · I am not averse to flattery · I am not a very athletic girl but I enjoy going on runs or hikes, and just being outside · I am not a very good cook, but I hope that someday I’ll be able to cook as well as my Mom’s side of the family does · I am not a very outdoorsy person, but I do enjoy a hike from time to time · I am not a very religious person, even though most of my family is · I am not a very safe person when it comes to life I will try everything at least once · I am not a very serious person · I am not a wild party girl · I am not a workaholic but i am not lazy too · I am not bashful · I am not beyond sarcasm, joking, and bantering · I am not big into con-versations that lead to frustration like politics · I am not big into labels and stereotypes, I like people as humans for who they are · I am not big into sports · I am not big nor skinny · I am not big on “gender roles” · I am not big on clubs though · I am not big on labels, so it feels weird calling myself that · I am not big on life goals or definitions · I am not big on sports · I am not big on the party life anymore, however I don’t mind every once in a while going and having a drink with some friends ...nothing crazy · I am not big on working magic, but I love the power of intention and that everything happens for a reason · I am not buoyant · I am not by the way · I am not catty or bitchy and think I’m a pretty gentle person · I am not clingy · I am not clingy or jealous · I am not close minded to a pet, just not yet in my life · I am not cocky · I am not conceded enough to talk about myself · I am not concerned with having tons of friends · I am not concerned with having tons of friends · I am not concerned with keeping up with the Joneses and don’t want to be with someone that is · I am not conserva-tive at all and I kinda dislike the concept for being mind-numb-ing and a way out if taking a real stand · I am not content stay-ing in one place for very long · I am not content to just sit

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around and talk about it · I am not crazy, my mother had me tested · I am not crazy or wild · I am not creepy about it or any-thing I am just comfortable and confident with it · I am not cruel, usually with my answers when asked sensitive ques-tions, but I won’t lie either · I am not currently doing much with my life besides just hanging out with friends and trying to live it up · I am not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size But when I start to tell them, they think I’m telling lies · I am not desperate, but I believe it’d be a nice element in my life right now · I am not desperate by any means, I just have my life together and would like to share it · I am not desperate by any means but I think its time to start feeling alive again · I am not desperate for forever and only ask for exclusiveness for sexual health reasons · I am not down for the whole friends with ben-efits or hooking up · I am not down to earth or easy-going or laid-back or chilled or normal or nice or any of those other bor-ing vanilla cliches that don’t mean anything · I am Not dtf · I am not easily categorized · I am not easily fooled though · I am not easily offended, not very politically correct and i can dish out with the best of them · I am not easily offended, so please don’t be · I am not easily offended · I am not easily offended · I am not easily offended and, more often than not, very blunt and honest · I am not easily offended or angered, but I am eas-ily amused so I smile and laugh a Lot · I am not easily self-summarized · I am not easy and im crazy · I am not easy so don’t try · I am not easy to figure out -as im told-, but easy to get along with · I am not easy to impress · I am not easy to summarize · I am not emotionally capable of doing a relation-ship · I am not entirely sure I feel romantic attachment · I am not equally comfortable in jeans and a little black dress · I am not even close to a picky eater · I am not even from Paris · I am not even kidding about this · I am not even sure what that means exactly, but it’s what I do · I am not even sure why I bother?] I like to think I am a pretty laid back person · I am not even sure why I still have this thing · I am not exactly an intel-lectual but I am a self-aware critical thinker so I relate well to folks that are as well · I am not exactly average, but I won’t say I’m above average, maybe just different · I am not exactly nor-

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mal but I’m pretty fucking awesome · I am not exactly sure, if my life was that long · I am not exactly the most outgoing per-son, being too shy for my own good · I am not extremely out-going, but i do enjoy the company of really outgoing women they bring out the best in me · I am not financially well off (anymore)because of my divorce, but i am working hard at ac-quiring a new home for myself · I am not finicky about any-thing except cleanliness · I am not flaky, but I can be pretty silly · I am not fond of summaries · I am not fond of writing these things, so I’ll just post the bio a wrote for Stoneboat Lit-erary Journal · I am Not for drugs · I am not frail, My bones aren’t fragile · I am not gay and no black females please · I am not girly, I do have my moments tho · I am not gonna cover my entire body, but I’m in the process of getting a sleeve and I have a bunch of ideas to sleeve out my other arm · I am not gonna lie, I’m a huge wierdo and I love that about myself · I am not gonna lie- just trying to meet fun people · I am not gonna lie I am a fairly sexual person, but in a healthy way · I am not gonna lie I do have high standereds I have been through alot with men · I am not gonna lie im difficult to understand · I am not gonna sugar coat anything · I am not good about describ-ing myself · I am not good about writing about myself · I am not good at describing myself · I am not good at discribing my-self...I like music, art, and emo guys · I am not good at doing things like this · I am not good at doing this whole survey of life · I am not good at expressing myself, pluuus english is not my native language · I am not good at filling out profiles, but it’s worth a try · I am not good at it sorry lol much better to ask me then · I am not good at selling myself, if I was maybe I’d have been a hooker · I am not good at sharing my emotions but I want to · I am not good at talking about myself · I am not good at talking about myself · I am not good at the specifics of the game, Im more in to the role playing part · I am not good at this, so please bear with me · I am not good at this stuff just trying it out and seeing what happens · I am not good at writ-ing profiles my pics speak for me > Instagram : francois_ke · I am not good at writing self-summaries · I am not good at writ-ing these so don’t take it too seriously · I am not good in writ-

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ings · I am not good when it comes to discribing myself, but I have a diverse range of interest and hobbies · I am not good with coming up with snazzy witty things on the spot · I am not good with equations but things like physics come naturally to me · I am not good with writing about myself · I am not great at cooking, but I can make a solid omelette · I am not great at describing me as I feel like I’m selling myself · I am not great at describing myself like this · I am not great at leaving it at the office...yet I think I’m probably more fun than I come off in this · I am not great with time-keeping · I am not happy with my job but the must funny thing of my job is communicating and helping people · I am not hard to please because I believe it’s the thought that counts · I am not hard to please just be honest with me · I am not highly sexually active · I am not high maintenance except when it comes to brains · I am not high maintenance I love getting dirty and having some outside time · I am not high maintenance whatsoever · I am not how-ever a grease monkey, not that I don’t enjoy getting dirty from time to time :) What I do involves computers mostly at this point · I am not huge into the whole clubs scene - It’s just not me and I don’t enjoy it · I am not hugely affected by what oth-ers think · I am not huge on clubs or bars UNLeSS they have awesome live music and people who dance even if they suck (this is me) · I am not huge on storybook romance · I am not in a band anymore, but I don’t restrict myself to any type of mu-sic · I am not in a band or anything, but I used to be a Percus-sionist in Jr High and High School · I am not in a hurry · I am not in a rush, and I don’t plan on settling for less · I am not in Chapel Hill right now · I am not in SA anymore, i rarely check this and thats alot · I am not interested · I am not interested · I am not interested, sorry · I am Not INteReSteD · I am not interested · I am not interested in a fwb situation · I am not interested in a hook up--that’s just not me · I am not interested in a hookup · I am not interested in anyone over 40 · I am not interested in anything but friendships for right now · I am not interested in atheists · I am not interested in boys - men only please · I am not interested in cars · I am not interested in dra-matic episodes, liars, negativity or people who are too serious

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and can’t let go a little · I am not interested in friends with benefits or anything along those lines · I am Not interested in hooking up purely for sex, so don’t ask · I am Not interested in hookups and one night stands · I am not interested in one night stands, flings, or anything like that · I am not interested in people who are partnered, fat or feminine, don’t have a face pix, over 60 yo or are transgendered · I am not interested in playing head games, or anyone playing head games with me · I am not interested in sex · I am not interested in swag ridden, trouser sagging, “gangsta” types · I am not interested in three-somes, and am generally attracted to more feminine/ sporty women · I am not in the best shape, but I’m never so worse off that I can’t go out and tackle a 5-mile run · I am not in the busi-ness of hearting people so don’t do it to me · I am not in the habit of changing myself for others · I am not in the mood to be hurt anymore..but not going to settle · I am not into ‘dra-ma · I am not into all that sex talk so please dont · I am not into any one-night stands or B.S · I am not into casual sex · I am not into clubs/bars · I am not into clubs at all · I am not into com-plainers or drama, life’s too short for that sh*t · I am not into cooking but I like baking · I am not into drama, liars, drugs, or cheaters · I am not into drama, mind games, or excessive neg-ativity · I am not into drugs so I am not interested in anyone who is · I am not into friends with benefits cause someone al-ways gets hurt · I am not into games, so just be sincere and we will get along great :) Jelousy is a waste of time · I am not into games nor hurting or using people · I am not into games or drama · I am not into games or one night stands · I am not into God · I am not into head games,liars or cheaters · I am not into head games and drama · I am not into head games or drama · I am not into head games or self esteem issues · I am not into hooking up · I am not into illusions · I am not into long bios · I am not into material things · I am not into men or head games · I am not into mind games · I am not into myself · I am not into myself or arrogant like the typical,no shirt mirror guys that does usually do it · I am not into one night stands or being friends with benefits · I am not into one night stands though · I am not into phone bone but when in the mood I’m a

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cyber flirt · I am not into playing games (tricks are for kids) · I am not into playing games, unless said game is Mario Kart · I am not into playing games and don’t want anyone who is · I am not into playing games or having surface phony relation-ships · I am not into religion but God and family is the center of my life · I am not into rock climbing or mountain biking but I’m up for bird watching or taking pictures, if nature calls · I am not into schmoozing and I don’t like being serious · I am not into self advertisement · I am not into selfish me, me, me, me people · I am Not in to Sex · I am not into superficial, “gay scene”, take a million selfies-a-day gay boys · I am not into su-periority complexes · I am not into that I’m sorry · I am not in to the bar or party scene in general, but I’m not uptight ei-ther · I am not into the bar scene and going out all the time · I am not into the bar scene so I figured I would give this site a try · I am not into the club scene but I love foreign wines and local craft beer · I am not into the college life or the one night stands · I am not into the drama (I ain’t about that life) · I am not into the drama · I am not into the drama and games · I am not into the partying and drama most of the people I meet are · I am not into the whole casual sex thing, I believe that sex should never be meaningless · I am not into the whole drama bull shit · I am not into wine, insta-headache · I am not into yoga, and I have half a brain · I am not in “need” for a relation-ship, but it’s always nice to share the good things in life with someone else · I am not James Paterson · I am not jealous, i’m calm, love to go to parties and stay at home too · I am not jok-ing · I am not judgmental · I am not judgmental of people eat-ing meat but I’d prefer someone who doesn’t hate vegeta-bles · I am not just all joke and have no serious side, I’ll get serious when I have to · I am not just a pretty face with a cute body · I am not just a regular girl, I’m special *hint* FYI I’m a tS · I am not laid back · I am not lame i promise · I am not lazy and stay busy but will make time for the right person · I am not like most girls · I am not like other people · I am not like that way · I am not made for small towns/cities but I am making the best of it · I am not married and currently have no girl friend · I am not materialistic · I am not materialistic, a bigger

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tV, a fancy car, a mansion, money, wont make me any more or less happier · I am not materialistic, but I work to have nice things · I am not materialistic · I am not materialistic · I am not materialistic or shallow and im very offput by people that are · I am not mixed · I am not more than a pretty face · I am not much a club goer, but I do goto bars and other places sometimes · I am not much for exercise but I’m trying to change that-it’s hard to do when I’m not athletic or coordinat-ed · I am not much for the outdoors, camping just isn’t my thing · I am not much into the “club scene” · I am not much in to the whole club scene but I do enjoy going to the bar for a good beer or my buddy Jack Daniels · I am not much of a bar person, and I’m not really into texting relationships · I am not much of a club goer but I love to dance · I am not much of a drinker, but I do drink · I am not much of a drinker but I will go out with friends once in a while for drinks · I am not much of a fan of our current society, it’s norms, or it’s hypocritical bipolarity either · I am not much of a fast food eater but I would bend over backwards for Chipotle · I am not much of a gamer · I am not much of a morning person and I hate waking up to anything else other than my own alarm · I am not much of a musician, for lack of coordination, but I love music · I am not much of a party guy, so I don’t really go to clubs or any-thing, which can make it hard to meet people · I am not much of a party person · I am not much of a romantic and tend to get turned off by over romantic mushy people · I am not much of a talker, but I like doing stuff · I am not much of a talker so feel free to talk my ear off · I am not much on partying I’d much rather stay home read a book, cook, watch tv, or just hang out with friends · I am not much when it comes to looks...but i am a good gut, I promise · I am not musically inclined like a lot of my friends, but give me good music to listen to and I’ll fall in love with every aspect of it · I am not necessarily a fan of any of the two · I am not nerd enough to figure out what’s happen-ing · I am not nor ever will be a person for drama or bs · I am not normal · I am not now nor have I ever been onto the night club or bar scene · I am not obsessed nor am I lazy · I am not obsessive about it, but I really do need it (mostly to counterbal-

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ance my beer drinking habit) · I am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish out a few of my own · I am not offended by a naughty joke and can dish out one of my own.I’m pragmatic but spontaneous · I am not offended by that · I am not offen-sive, just off the beaten path · I am not ok with 1 night stands so dont ask · I am not one-dimensional · I am not one dimen-sional, nor am I self elevating · I am not one for drama and hate to make things complicated in life · I am not one for dra-ma and I try to stay away from it as much as possible · I am not one for fancy hotels and VIP treatment · I am not one for flash or show without substance · I am not one for playing the te-dious dance of messaging a complete stranger back and forth · I am not one for talking about myself alot..I’m family oriented and into my career · I am not one for writing, let alone writing about myself so bare with me please · I am not one much for just laying around although occasionaly it can be nice · I am not one of them · I am not one of these gym freaks but I enjoy keeping fit and in good shape · I am not one of these idiots that drives a Mercedes and lives in a shit hole · I am not one of those dainty girls who say “I’ll have a salad” · I am not one of those people · I am not one of those people who who works too much to distract myself from myself · I am not one of those women who hates men, but secretly craves atten-tion from them · I am not one that feels incomplete being sin-gle but if i find the person that fits then i will happily relin-quish said state · I am not one to always plan things....kinda just get up and go most of the time · I am not one to be pigeon-holed into one category · I am Not one to Hold Back, I Call It Like I See It · I am not one to hold things back · I am not one to just look at a pretty face · I am not one to play games & dont do well with stress have a very low tolerence for ignorance · I am not one to really talk about myself but Im a full time student I want to get my RN then eventually be a doctor · I am not one to respond to “hey”, “hi”, etc · I am not one to speculate, but · I am not one to stand still · I am not one to start a conversation ei-ther which I know makes me a hypocrite but I guess in that way I’m a little old fashioned · I am not one to take risks very often but my new job is motivating me to take risks in other

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parts of my life too · I am not one to talk about myself, regard-less people make their own judgements anyways · I am not one to talk about myself · I am not one who dresses up all of the time (although I do own a few dresses) · I am not one who likes to be in the limelight all the time · I am not one who needs to be with my man 24 hours a day · I am not on Fb too much like I use to be · I am not on this site all the time, so forgive me if I don’t respond for a few days; it’s nothing personal · I am not on this site for any reason other to find the right person for me · I am not opposed to having a relationship, but won’t be settling down until I meet someone I can’t live without · I am not opposed to something more serious should it work out that way · I am not ordinary · I am not originally from calgary, but from calgary area · I am not originally from Houston · I am not overly ambitious and can be happy in pretty much any sit-uation · I am not overly huge on the club scene · I am not over-ly obssesed with my body, but I do like to look nice and stay healthy, I dont have a model’s body though · I am not overly picky about who I meet or talk to, I’m willing to give most ev-eryone a chance · I am not particularly adept at compartmen-talizing myself into tiny white boxes...in the words of Rev · I am not particularly artistic but I knit and craft for fun · I am not particularly good at either, but I don’t mind losing haha · I am not part of a tribe or scene · I am not perfect, but I’m still more awesome than most lol · I am not perfect, but I do try to be nice to everybody · I am not perfect, but no one is · I am not perfect, but who is · I am not perfect, I have to take 20 pictures to get a good one · I am not perfect, in a sense that all things are not “perfect” · I am not perfect · I am not perfect · I am not perfect and don’t expect anyone else to be · I am not perfect and I don’t expect anyone else to be perfect either · I am not perfect and I don’t pretend to be · I am not perfect and I don’t try to be, I enjoy being around people who appreciate and re-spect me · I am not perfect as anyone else in this world so I don’t judge others until I get to know them · I am not perfect but I’m loyal · I am not perfect but I am me which is better than anything else · I am not perfect but who is · I am not perfect but who is · I am not perfect by any means · I am not perfect by

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any means so I don’t expect everyone else to be · I am not per-fect in any way, shape or form · I am not perfect nor do I try to be · I am not photogenic and stuff, but others see me as sweet and cute :| I’m a very serious person when it comes to relation-ships · I am not pick · I am not picky, I like lots of things · I am not picky, really · I am not picky I just love doing anything fun · I am not picky in any way · I am not picky or judge-mental · I am not picky when it comes to a tongue · I am not picky when it comes to my likes or dislikes · I am not picky with food, but I hate bad food · I am not picky – be healthy and happy · I am not plain by any means, but neither over the top or “too much” · I am not political or religious but I like to ana-lyze and discuss them · I am not professional at all, as I usually just do photowalks whenever I find time · I am not proud of it but I’m not ashamed · I am not quick to judge, and I am very patient · I am not quiet at all, if I have something to say it will be said, thats just how I am · I am not quite a geek but I’m a gamer · I am not quite a genius but I love to read and obtain knowledge · I am not quite certain of my future, but I am miss-ing someone to talk to, have fun with, go on walks, jogs, go to the restaurant, and such · I am not quite sure how to describe myself, as whoever I’m talking to will describe me different-ly · I am not quite sure what to put in this little box · I am not quite the man in a white tuxedo nursing a baby tiger while rid-ing bareback, but why not aim to be · I am not racist, its just my preference · i am not racist · I am not racist it’s just what I prefer · I am not racist or sexist but it’s just not my thing · I am not ready to settle, but I sure am ready for “the one” · I am not real big into the party, nightlife scene; for me personally it gets old fast · I am not really a Bar sort of guy but I have been known to go out to a few in my time · I am not really a beach person, except when I am out of town · I am not really a big party girl · I am not really a braggart, but I guess I’m proud of those moments in my life · I am not really a fan of running but I like the idea of picturing myself running...it’s exhausting just thinking about it though · I am not really a fan of the about me section just because I am more than just a short summary lol · I am not really afraid to say what’s on my mind but I can

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behave when I need to · I am not really a home person · I am not really an audiophile or a purist · I am not really a party-girl, although I’ve come to like going out dancing · I am not really a party girl, I love intellectual conversation · I am not really a picky person · I am not really a super gamer but I do love my Xbox 360 and a few well chosen games · I am not really big on words · I am not really fond of love at first sight, but some-times that second glance can sure work wonders · I am not really girly, probably because I’ve almost exclusively been around guys since university (such is the life of a computer sci-ence graduate) · I am not really girly · I am not really good about describing my self · I am not really good at describing my self but i’m good at being straight forward · I am not really good at describing who i am just to show the public, i prefer people get know me themselves · I am not really good at these type of things so please go easy on me and give me a chance · I am not really good at writing about myself without someone asking what they want to know about me · I am not really good in explaining myself...at least while typing, but I’ll try my best · I am not really good talking about myself · I am not really good with that · I am not really great with large groups of ppl · I am not really high maintenance, just spoil me a little) · I am not really interested in one night stands or fwb · I am not really into comic books, but I do like to read · I am not really in to politics · I am not really into reading, but suspense, adven-ture, and murder books I do enjoy · I am not really in to roller coasters that go upside-down, however i am willing to tr them · I am not really in to romance · I am not really into sports, except for boxing · I am not really into sports, except for soccer · I am not really in to sports, so I don’t play them · I am not really into sports, unless it includes some form of ski-ing · I am not really into sports · I am not really into the bar scene; that is drinking till I’m smashed and going nuts · I am not really into the club scene, but going out once in awhile to party is cool · I am not really into the club scene, but I like to get out and enjoy a nice glass of wine once in a while with great, laid-back conversation · I am not really into the gay scene · I am not really into tV, but I LoVe a good documenta-

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ry · I am not really much of a party person to be honest · I am not really myself without it · I am not really on crack or any-thing · I am not really one to talk about myself besides sharing stories, but I’ve been a lot of things and gone to a lot of inter-esting places · I am not really outdoorsy, but I do like to go fishing, crabbing, and I like archery too, but I haven’t done any of those in a while · I am not really picky about to much and im pretty easy please · I am not really sure how else to summarize myself so I’ll leave it at that and save the rest for later · I am not really sure how I’m supposed to “self-summarize,” but I can say this · I am not really sure how to summarise myself · I am not really sure if I should keep typing or if Ive just about cov-ered the basics....so · I am not really sure what else to say, so I guess I will leave it at that · I am not really sure what I’m after right now, but I love making new friends · I am not really sure what to say about myself.I work hard all week and play harder all weekend · I am not really sure what to write about myself · I am not really sure what to write for these things · I am not re-ally sure whether that’s a good thing or not sometimes · I am not really that complex · I am not really that intense, I prom-ise · I am not really that into the whole club or bar scene any-more · I am not really that motivated to start anything too se-rious right know might be moving to Lenexa or out of the area soon · I am not really the kind of girl who goes to clubs or par-ties a lot · I am not really the type to go to bars or clubs · I am not really well at relationships and having patience with peo-ple · I am not regularly affectionate, and I need alone time be-cause I’m the ultimate stereotypical introvert (except I’m not a pushover) · I am not religions · I am not religious, but have an amazing relationship with God · I am not religious, but I don’t judge people who are · I am not religious, but I have some in-terest in Buddhist thought · I am not religious · I am not reli-gious · I am not religious · I am not religious · I am not reli-gious; I’m basically an atheist but have a somewhat spiritual side and general sense of wonder for the universe · I am not religious at all · I am not religious at all and think politics are a joke · I am not religious but did create a religion based on vending machines in High School · I am not religious but I am

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very spiritual · I am not religious but I keep a healthy dose of spirituality on my shoulders · I am not religious nor do I be-lieve in god · I am not religious what so ever · I am not rich but I make a good living · I am not romantic but I’m learning · I am not rowdy, just confident · I am not scared of joining a French conversation group or a dance class by myself because I know that being social is key to my happiness · I am not scared to get some mud on my shoes and some dirt under my fingernails · I am not scary · I am not secretly married (lol) · I am not selfish or fickle · I am not sensitive · I am not serious person, but I have strong believe in some context · I am not sexy, i’m a fat girl · I am not shallow, but if we aren’t attracted to each other what’s the point · I am not shallow by any stretch, but I know what I like · I am not shallow just very picky with who I let enter my life · I am not short im fun sized so get it straight · I am not shy, and I answer these things honestly · I am Not shy, and I can be blunt · I am not shy, life of party, and good worker · I am not shy · I am not shy · I am not shy · I am not shy about speaking my mind and will usually say the first thing that comes to mind · I am not shy about this and truly believe that Christ has brought me so much hope and it is a joy to share that with anyone who feels alone · I am not shy at all, I tend to stick to myself when I’m not at work · I am not shy at all · I am not shy at all and Ill typically voice my opinion on any day · I am not shy at all I’m very outgoing and loud · I am not shy guy · I am not shy I love to be with my kids · I am not shy in the least bit · I am not shy of hard work, spontaneous adven-ture nor life’s responsibilities on a whole · I am not skinny, I have curves · I am not skinny and I am not fat · I am not skinny nor fat I am thick which means a have a lil more than others but not enough to be obese or super fat · I am not so bad at talking either · I am not social · I am not so good at discribing things, let alone myself and i really thot dis was sth i cld avoid until now · I am not so good at doing the same old thing over and over forever · I am not so good at talking about myself so please forgive me if this is a terrible self summary, haha · I am not so great at this · I am not so great at writing about myself, so anything else just ask · I am not some gun toting maniac,

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relax · I am not someone that could watch tv for hours and hours · I am not someone that spends my free time sleeping or sitting in front of the tv · I am not someone who’s afraid of an adventure · I am not someone who exists in a grey area, I gen-erally either love or hate something, but I’m trying to be more open about things haha · I am not someone who goes wild and crazy but I can find the simplest pleasure in anything · I am not some run of the mill online jerk · I am not some storage shed okay · I am not so much into bars and bar hopping any-more · I am not so much shy and I am very open with my views/opinions of the world · I am not so much the party type but more of the “let’s sit down over a meal/drink and get to know each other and maybe share a hobby together” type · I am not sorry · I am not sorry about this mind-boggling and in-congruously glaring character flaw · I am not so simple that I can be defined in such a small box filled with random words and tidbits of data · I am not so sure about finding love on the internet but I guess it’s worth a shot · I am not specific because u can’t judge a book by it’s cover · I am not sporty but I do like long walks, cycling and occasional tennis · I am not square but yet still a gentleman · I am not stereotypical · I am not stub-born, I’m on my burger king, I just got to have it my way · I am not stuck up or self-centered but I do have a self-esteem and am confident · I am not super fast and I hate math (I have to use a calculator) but I pay attention to world news and poli-tics · I am not superficial, I look for what’s inside · I am not super into fitness · I am not super materialistic so I don’t put too much weight on income · I am not super sportsy, mostly because I’m clumsy, but I love the outdoors, mostly hiking · I am not sure · I am not sure, advice is needed · I am not sure · I am not sure · I am not sure about a lot of things · I am not sure about it · I am not sure about other women but I need some-thing more than that · I am not sure about this online thing, but what the hay, right · I am not sure how it happens so much, but it does · I am not sure how old any of my friends are, and sometimes I’m not sure how old I am · I am not sure how to sum myself up, but I’ll try · I am not sure how well that’s going, but it’s a thing · I am not sure I’m ready to jump in with both

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feet but I’m not saying no to anything yet · I am not sure I’m ready to be in a relationship again right now, but I think it’s best to build a friendship before anything · I am not sure if a soulmate really exist but I’m hoping for one...one to spend the rest of my life with · I am not sure if olives are particularly sexy, but they are darn tasty · I am not sure if that is a bad or good thing but that is me · I am not sure if this is a long term career, but for now I am just doing my time in retail · I am not sure it’s true · I am not sure really · I am not sure that makes me unique, but I’m often told that I’m way more interesting than a list describing me · I am not sure the last 32 years of self-reflection prepared me for this question · I am not sure what a good summary of “me” is · I am not sure what algo-rithms they came up with but that deserves a gentlemanly nod of approval · I am not sure what else I can say without giving away to much, I like keeping it a surprise · I am not sure what else to put in my summary · I am not sure what else to say · I am not sure what else to say · I am not sure what else to say about myself · I am not sure what else to say so I’m done for now · I am not sure what else to write at this point · I am not sure what exactly to expect from this site · I am not sure what I’m going to do · I am not sure what I’m supposed to taste be-sides pain · I am not sure what I am anymore · I am not sure what im expecting to find on this site · I am not sure what I will be doing after I graduate but I plan on figuring that out later · I am not sure what that says about me, but it certainly says something · I am not sure what the self summary should include (this is all a first for me) so that’s it for now · I am not sure what to believe on this front · I am not sure what to say · I am not sure what to say on this because I do like walks on the beach, holding hands, travel, and finding new restaurants · I am not sure whether I dislike editing this or my résumé more · I am not sure whether it’s too large or too small · I am not sure whether that says more about me or them, but I felt it was worth noting · I am not sure which I like more · I am not sure which is worse · I am not sure who I am, I tend to be more certain about what I like · I am not sure who I am · I am not sure why · I am not sure why all of these are empty · I am not

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sure why I’m on this site again, it never works out but I will give it another shot · I am not sure why it says I ‘reply selective-ly,’ because I almost always respond at least once · I am not surrounded by pathetic drama all the time that people my age seem to be · I am not tall, 5’5 but have been an athlete all my life · I am not technically vegetarian, but I don’t care for meat · I am not te girl who needs a man, but I would like to find one someday · I am not terribly exciting · I am not terribly good at summaries but I promise to come back and fill out more · I am not terribly gregarious, but I am friendly and easy-going · I am not that complicated · I am not that compli-cated lol · I am not that girl · I am not that good at conversa-tions, but I try · I am not that good at selling myself to others · I am not that great at writing about myself, plus if I wrote every-thing we’d have nothing to talk about · I am not that great of a dancer, but I’ll dance anyway · I am not that guy · I am not that into sports, I don’t understand the whole worshiping people who were good at gym class, and walk around in sandals with socks on · I am not that into weed anymore but I have no is-sues with others smoking · I am not that kind of girl · I am not that kind of girl · I am not that mean · I am not that online creep I hear about · I am not that serious most of the time but can be if needed · I am not that smart but I still try my hardest on everything · I am not that type of person · I am not the ath-letic type but I have taken up walking recently to increase my activity and hopefully start losing weight · I am not the best at talking about myself, but I am great at answering questions · I am not the best at these · I am not the best at this selfie thing haha I work as a graphic designer and am pursuing my own private studio · I am not the best at video games but I try my best · I am not the best cook but I love to try different foods from various cultures · I am not the best cook but really want to take some cooking classes in the future · I am not the best person to talk about myself · I am not the best speller and I love {anime · I am not the best when it comes to speaking about myself, So please feel free to ask me anything · I am not the biggest sport fan, at least not by nature · I am not the cheatin type and not one to just leave, ive had it done enough to know

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how it feels and havent had the desire to anywho · I am not the clingy or jealous type, and I am not against cuddling when the moments right · I am not the daintiest and I’m really not the girliest- I’m not too worried about what others may perceive me as · I am not the dress to nines kinda girl · I AM Not tHe GIRL · I am not the girl whose going to b an easy lazy, if i see something bad happening I’m going to speak up about it or else I won’t feel right · I am not the greatest in regards to talking about myself but I will give it a try · I am not the great-est person for not spoilering · I am not the guy who likes to go to party · I am not the gym rat type...but I stay fit because it’s a big stress reliever and to the point, I feel better · I am not the jealous type, as a heads up · I am not the jealous type, but i know what i deserve & i have an outspoken opinion on how i feel about things · I am not the jealous type · I am not the jeal-ous type · I am Not the jealous type and I have come to under-stand that a woman does not complete a man and vice versa · I am not the kind of chick who is going to be stressing out over the fact that I’m not married · I am not the kind of girl that goes out every night · I am not the kind of girl who likes to curl up on the couch and read twilight · I am not the kind of person that sits home and watches tv · I am not the kind of person that wait for something special to happen, I get up and I look for it myself · I am not the kind of person to just sleep wit a person and leave · i am not the kind of person who just sits be-hind when i know that i’m right about something · I am not the kind of person with a thousand friends on facebook · I am not the life of the party, but I would consider myself fun to be around · I am not the most interesting man alive; but i am his son · I am not the most outgoing person...in fact I’m pretty shy at first but once I get comfortable around someone, I go crazy and I’m so outgoing · I am not the most subtle person in the world · I am not the one who searches for the right guy, I just hope I stumble upon him · I am not the party girl I used to be, I’m in school studying accounting · I am Not the perfect “camping buddy” because I need to sleep in a comfy bed · I am not the quiet type · I am not the traditional sense of a gay guy; in all honesty I hate the word · I am not the type of female who

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worrys about my hair or make up every 2 mins · I am not the type of girl to rush into anything too quickly, but I’m open to something more serious if it goes that way · I am not the type of girl to take and send naked photos, or provocative photos of myself so don’t ask · I am not the type of person to hang out at a bar or a club either · I am not the type of person to hate on anyone · I am not the type of person to judge another based on anything · I am not the type of person to say that I don’t like labels, cause lets face it, even if we don’t like em, they still ex-ist · I am not the type of person who dreams about having a walk in closet or having a nice car · I am not the type of person who has to have at least tried everything once, I’m fine with saying, “let’s not, and say we did” · I am not the type to be into star signs or any pseudo-science, and I am skeptical by nature of anything of that sort · I am not the type to have my kids with a sitter all the time · I am not the typical girl · I am not the typ-ical guy insofar as I’m terrible at sports, and strive to be the polar opposite of the douchebag at the bar · I am not the typi-cal Jamaican girl maybe because I’m half German or because I read way too much books · I am not the typical Northern man, I hate hunting, fishing, big trucks etc · I am not the typical sci-entist--- I love to work out, hike, and go camping · I am not the usual girl who likes all the drama or cadiness..def not into that · I am not thin, but I’ve been working on getting back into shape · I am not this person · I am not ticklish · I am not to be taken very seriously · I am not to high class I love blue jeans and a comfy hoodie or a good t shirt · I am not to much of a serious person, I used to be though · I am not too find of shoes either · I am not too fond of stuck up people or show offs · I am not too good with self summaries, Please feel free to chat with me though · I am not too great at talking about myself, but I’m a great conversationalist · I am not too great at these self-sum-mary things · I am not too into the whole indie music scene or culture, but then again I think people who wear skinny-fits should be shot · I am not too much into gay scenes, I rather go to the park, watch a movie, have dinner with some friends · I am not too much of a girly girl when it comes to shopping · I am not too much of a party-goer, but I enjoy going out every

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once and a while · I am not too picky · I am not totally against it I just prefer other activities · I am not totally built for the transient lifestyle of our times · I am not totally out (only to close friends/family), so I would like to meet those who respect that · I am not typical by any means · I am not ugly, I’m not gross, I’m not “hot” · I am not unrealistic · I am not up for driv-ing all over Cali to meet someone · I am not up for grabs - but I am open for offers · I am not ur average common person with no ideas or views of her own · I am not ur average teengaer · I am not used to the second stick on the xbox yet · I am not use to doing this stuff so it seems kind of silly but i figure maybe it could turn out to be fun · I am not usually one to settle into everyday norms and I’m usually trying to find new things that catch my interest · I am not vegetarian, but tend to eat like it · I am not very “religious,” but am spiritual and try to live my life under God’s guidance · I am not very adventurous but the goal is to meet some friends that will give me some motivation to change that · I am not very athletic but I do enjoy the great out-doors · I am not very beautiful while some people says they like my smile · I am not very big on these · I am not very comfort-able with people, I understand and trust animals a whole hell of a lot more · I am not very country but I like everything coun-try(don’t like the music a whole lot) like fishing, camping, etc · I am not very fast, i have mild asthma, and if i lose my glasses i won’t be able to see far away · I am not very feminine but I can have a gay ol’ time if the occasion arises · I am not very girly, but I can be · I am not very good, but I love it · I am not very good about writing about myself, I’m afraid · I am not very good about writing about myself · I am not very good and starting conversation because of my lack of social skills, too used to keeping to myself · I am not very good at describing myself in few words · I am not very good at describing myself to others · I am not very good at descriptions lol so just get to know me · I am not very good at explaining myself · I am not very good at explaining things · I am not very good at filling out these thing lol · I am not very good at filling these out so it could probably take a while · I am not very good at flirting so don’t feel bad if my responses are lacking · I am not very good

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at holding up a mirror (metaphorically) and analyzing the re-flection (literally) · I am not very good at selling myself, but my good qualities out number the bad (I hope) · I am not very good at talking about myself, so I will save this for later · I am not very good at talking about myself · I am not very good at talking about myself · I am not very good at talking about my-self to be honest · I am not very good at this · I am not very good at this · I am not very good at trying to sell myself · I am not very good at writing self summaries or taking selfies in the car or bathroom · I am not very good at writing these things · I am not very good on “describing” myself · I am not very good with numbers, but love words and ideas · I am not very good with online interactions, but talk with me and maybe we can be friends · I am not very good with words and I usually say the same thing over and over again · I am not very good with writ-ing about myself · I am not very hard to please · I am not very loud, but I am a good listener · I am not very materialistic · I am not very much into the urban social turmoil, although sometimes I enjoy to get lost in the crowds of monstrous cit-ies · I am not very outgoing · I am not very picky about what I’m out doing as long as I’m with friends · I am not very picky at all · I am not very picky but like to keep things simple · I am not very romantic and like dumb things · I am not very social and don’t like clubbing · I am not very talkative and prefer to find something for us to do together · I am not very tall, but what I lack in height, I make up for in plotting to take over the world · I am not very tall · I am not very tall · I am no vegetari-an though · I am nuts · I am obbsessed with Diet Dr.Pepper and Music · I am oblivious to it and I try but just seem to not get the hang of it · I am obnoxious :D And as a side note, a man who reads is 100x sexier than a man who thinks I’ll be im-pressed by his car · I am obsequious, insolent, and mercuri-al · I am observant, bright, and fun · I am observant, funny, and sassy · I am observant, measurely opinionated · I am ob-servant and intuitive · I am obsessed a little too much for be-ing a guy but I think it all ties in to the importance of valuing myself · I am obsessed with art (especially contemporary) · I am obsessed with art · I am obsessed with Basketball · I am ob-

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sessed with Batman and less than thrilled about New 52 Har-ley Quinn (Roller Derby) · I am obsessed with blues, funk and fun music with heavy drums right now but I truly like music from almost every genre · I am obsessed with california · I am obsessed with crossword puzzles, but almost any puzzle is good too · I am obsessed with disco · I am obsessed with Dis-ney because it makes me so happy · I am obsessed with Disney movies, hello kitty and tattoos · I am obsessed with food and trying new restaurants around the city · I am obsessed with guys with mohawks and or tattoos · I am obsessed with hair · I am obsessed with MaraNatha all natural no stir coconut al-mond butter, kale and butternut squash (I know, weird) · I am obsessed with moustaches · I am obsessed with MSNBC, the NY times, Politico, talking Points Memo, Andrew Sullivan, and really anything that has to do with politics · I am obsessed with music and cars · I am obsessed with my friends · I am ob-sessed with my iPod and putting good tunes on it · I am ob-sessed with new socks · I am obsessed with old Hollywood movies and Faye Dunaway · I am obsessed with oxfords (shoes) and dresses with tights · I am obsessed with philoso-phy · I am obsessed with plants and trees · I am obsessed with smelling delicious · I am obsessed with social media · I am ob-sessed with spin class and go almost every day · I am obsessed with the beach, my puppy, and everything leopard print · I am obsessed with the mouth as a sexual organ · I am obsessed with the sun · I am obsessed with travel, I’ve lived and worked in Scotland, USA, Bolivia and almost had an english school up and running in Colombia · I am obsessed with travel and ex-ploring new and unique places · I am obsessed with water ac-tivities · I am obsessed with weather and the seasons · I am obsessed with writing and currently trying to get back into my painting routine · I am obsessive, humourous, and witty/sar-castic · I am obsessive about a lot of things, actually, bellydanc-ing in particular being my latest, but most of them are more or less beneficial · I am obviously a very complex and conflicted individual · I am oCG (obsessive compulsive gifted) and I also am out to live life to its fullest · I am odd · I am odd and never fit in and maybe I never will but I’m alright with that · I am

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odds and ends and in-betweens · I am of average height, but even if I were seven feet tall, I would still laugh at it being a false sense of security and authority · I am of course single, no kids and live in the St · I am off center, quirky, and free spirit-ed · I am offensive and contrarian · I am off the market indefi-nitely · I am off to make some awesome tools so people work-ing on hard problems have a bit more traction · I am of Germanic and Celtic hertiage, but my spirituality is the Sana-tana Dharma or Hinduism, and more specifically, Shaktism · I am of hungarian descent but unfortunately i don’t speak hun-garian · I am of Jewish heritage, but not serious about that at all · I am of recently living near San Francisco · I am often a tad shy at first, but don’t worry, I have a sense of humor and enjoy a good laugh · I am often blunt, always sarcastic, and generally optimistic · I am often compared to Dr. House (which I don’t mind) and have more recently been told that I look like this guy · I am often described as funny and sarcastic · I am often insecure about this, because I am afraid I will come across as retarded or uneducated · I am often mistaken for being bor-derline conceited or cocky, which I am not · I am often re-ferred to as the opinionated one · I am often sarcastic and curse more than I probably should · I am often the token gay guy in a group · I am often told I am a very likable person · I am often told I come off as quiet, though, with family I’m probably the loudest one · I am often too trusting in people, which leads me to be fairly gullible (my fatal flaw) · I am of the belief that if I can do or say something to make someones life better or eas-ier then it is worth doing · I am of the pentecostal faith and love serving God · I am of the work hard, play hard mentality and prefer to be around people who are motivated and pas-sionate about the world around them · I am of this kind that kills all day but I don’t know yet how to die · I am oHNeSt Loyal to the girl I’m with · I am ok · I am ok · I am ok and cool · I am okay with being scared for my life once in a while · I am okay with my partner doing it, but I won’t do it · I am okay with trying pretty much everything once · I am okay with working a lot since I’m doing for money what I’d be doing with my free time anyway · I am ok with both · I am ok with people

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with kids · I am ok with this · I am old-fashioned, independent and a hard worker · I am old-school like that · I am old-school romance, and die-hard hope · I am old fashion and value the man pursuing the woman · I am old fashioned · I am old fash-ioned · I am old fashioned · I am old fashioned; I believe in be-ing respectful, honest, and helping out those in need · I am old fashioned and loyal · I am old fashioned in many ways · I am old fashioned when it comes to treating girls, and very sup-portive of the modern independent girl · I am on a break from evCC - was working on prereqs to then be able to transfer to become a pediatrician · I am on a dragonboat team · I am on a journey now in my life - one leading to happiness and love · I am on a journey to help shift the new paradigm of this world · I am on a mission to find a baby kangaroo that I can put in my pocket · I am on a mission to lose weight and look good · I am on a mission to take my health very seriously, we only get one shot at this life with this body · I am on an alkaline diet (google if interested in knowing about it) · I am on a never ending journey to live my life to the fullest extent · I am on a quest · I am on a quest to find balance in my life · I am on a quest to find the perfect sandwich · I am on a roller coaster that only goes up · I am on a self improvement kick and have a lot of solo dreams and plans, but any game can be better on two player · I am on a weight loss journey, so eating well and staying active is important to me · I am one bad day away from moving to Auckland · I am one big contradiction · I am one cool cat · I am one gigantic, wonderful, swirling, colorful contradiction - and I am perfectly okay with that · I am one half Russian and one half english · I am one happy happy girl · I am one hell of a hairstylist/barber · I am one known to get immersed in deep conversations · I am one of ‘em · I am one of 6 kids · I am one of a kind · I am one of a kind · I am one of a Kind, Funny, and always upbeat · I am one of a kind- In a good way · I am one of a kind · I am one of a kind · I am one of a kind · I am one of a kind · I am one of a kind to sum it up · I am one of a rare breed it seems, I’m a gentleman · I am one of four I have two broth-ers and a sister · I am one of many who have been curious to try a different medium to meet new people · I AM oNe oF

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tHe CooLeSt CHICKS I KNoW · I am one of the easiest peo-ple to get along with · I am one of the few people who enjoys school and I love taking humanities classes to get a well-round-ed education · I am one of the luckiest persons in the world · I am one of the lucky ones who made it out though · I am one of the more understated members of the nerd culture club · I am one of the most easiest people to get along with and not one dimensional · I am one of the most honest people I know and am always joking around but have a serious side as well · I am one of the nice girls not a bitch · I am one of the only people in New York that still checks out library books · I am one of the strongest people because I’ve had to go through a lot · I am one of the top competitive chess players in maine, and I do some coaching as well · I am one of those crazy fangirls/otaku · I am one of those crazy people who decided to make Aliyah · I am one of those crazy people who thinks that stoichiometry is fun · I am one of those dream big or go home kinds of peo-ple · I am one of those dreamers who believes we have the pow-er to make a difference in the world · I am one of those famous Good Guys that · I am one of those few left ceramic designers that still live in the modern city instead of the mountains · I am one of those few people who can say, honestly, “Yeah, I’m into pretty much everything” · I am one of those girls who loves to fish, bon fires, snow mobiling and going up to my par-ents lake house · I am one of those girls who moved to NYC for fashion · I am one of those incredibly sarcastic people, some-times it’s funny · I am one of those love me or hate me type of women · I am one of those nice, giving, friendly girls that loves to laugh · I am one of those old-school creative types - not the trendy skinny jeans and piercings type, more the kind that sees the beauty in the little things · I am one of those one in a million girls · I am one of those people · I am one of those peo-ple that really enjoys those shows on tLC, Discover and Nat-Geo · I am one of those people that will try anyting once · I am one of those people that would be allergic to the plastic bub-ble · I am one of those people who believe that now is the only moment, so get the living · I am one of those people who is real as shit, but everyone still loves me · I am one of those people

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who loves fiercely and am loyal to a fault · I am one of those people who plays video games waaay too much · I am one of those people who prefer being outdoors enjoying beaches / woodlands / parks etc · I am one of those people who puts oth-ers needs before my own and I wouldn’t have it any other way · I am one of those people whose soberingly honest from the get go · I am one of those people who stops to just smell the roses or enjoy the sunshine on my face · I am one of those peo-ple who will try anything once · I am one of those people who works to connect more to myself and my environment · I am one of those people who would love to go to school forever · I am one of those rare people who loves going to work every-day · I am one of those strange people who grew up very con-servative and is now very liberal and I can’t quite pinpoint how or why that changed · I am one of those that is pretty much al-ways on the go, but I make a point to enjoy a little down time every now and then · I am one of those weirdos who enjoys running · I am one that embraces my uniqueness and the uniqueness of others · I am one who believes that everything can be seen from many different perspectives · I am one who will give so much and I would never ask for anything in re-turn · I am on hiatus right now from this place so if I don’t re-ply and all of a sudden come out of the woods in a few weeks or few months, surprise · I am on house arrest and i spend alot of my free time with my dad and putting puzzles together · I am online to meet new and exciting people · I am only energetic once I’ve had coffee, and most things I do are driven by love · I am only interested in classy, wholesome, “girl next door”, “bring home to mom” types · I am oNLY INto GAY WoM-eN · I am only open to meaningful, honest, and exclusive rela-tionships with like minded people · I am only open to mean-ingful, honest, and exclusive relationships with like minded people · I am only playfully competetive, if I’m competetive at all · I am only serious when I have to be · I am on my second tour of duty living in Chicago · I am on the board of directors for a free health clinic · I am on the faculty of three community music schools and work with students ages 3.5 to adult · I am on the fence · I am on the fence about preparing for a sprint

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triathlon · I am on the heavier side, but hey more to love right · I am on the lookout for the perfect swingset · I am on the nerdy side · I am on the precipice of adulthood with noth-ing but my trusty red lipstick and a whole lotta fear · I am on the prowl for that impossible-to-define sense of connection with another person · I am on the quieter side, not to say I don’t enjoy fun · I am on the shy side but I open up fast I am also very fun to hang out with · I am on this amazing journey called life · I am on this site because I have been single for 3 years now, it’s Not fun anymore, just really lonely and I hate it · I am on this site in hopes to meet some interesting people.I like doing fun stuff and going out · I am on this site periodical-ly and I have trouble taking it too seriously · I am on this site to find someone that I can hang out with, and have fun with · I am on this site with the intention of getting to know more peo-ple on all different levels · I am on this thing hoping to find someone real and genuine with whom I share a connection with · I am open & blunt · I am open, caring, and a nerd haha · I am open, honest, genuine, sarcastic, witty, funny (I love to make other people laugh) · I am open, honest and not a total fucktard · I am open, responsible, and reliable · I am open-hearted and strong willed · I am open-minded · I am open-minded, and I love getting to know new people although I can be a bit shy at first · I am open-minded, but have no shortage of opinions · I am open-minded, but not so open-minded that my brains fall out · I am open-minded, curi-ous, and multiple definitions of the word “hearty” · I am open-minded, easy-going, and considerate · I am open-mind-ed, easy-going and approach any given situation with a solid sense of humour · I am open-minded, honest, accepting of others, committed, and caring · I am open-minded, I don’t as-sume the worst about someone until reasonable circumstanc-es suggest it · I am open-minded · I am open-minded and ac-cepting, honest and considerate, independent and appreciative · I am open-minded and enjoy new experiences and people · I am open-minded and I like to try new things · I am open-minded and love to laugh · I am open-minded and reasonable, but I have strong views on some things · I am

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open-minded and willing to try anything once · I am open-minded individual with an international outlook and a risk-taker who is up for new adventures · I am open-minded to the possibilities · I am open-minded to trying new things · I am open-minded when it comes to music and food and usually have to try it once so I know for sure that I don’t like it · I am open · I am open and care free and love doing new and excit-ing things · I am open and honest, bluntly so · I am open and honest, trustworthy and kind · I am open and honestly I’m fairly broad minded · i am open and lack pretense, thus i am comfortable in any setting · I am opened minded · I am opened minded and not afraid to show it lol · I am opened minded love talking to people making new friends · I am open ended · I am open for almost anything worth the story to tell and I love a good challenge · I am open for interpretation, and something simple · I am open minded, a bit shy but can be very outgoing once I’ve warmed up to people · I am openminded, affection-ate, and lovable · I am open minded, a little crazy, and big hearted · I am open minded, and respectful · I am open mind-ed, easy going and confident · I am open minded, fun, and ma-ture for my age · I am open minded, GGG, don’t really care for expensive fetishes like rubber or leather, though I do own jock straps and toys · I am open minded, like to drink a beer, and love music · I am open minded, philosophical fellow · I am open minded, sometimes like to try new things · I am open minded · I am open minded · I am open minded · i am open minded · I am open minded about most things but i do have my morals on certain subjects and i wont change my view on them · I am open minded and believe that respect is import-ant · I am open minded and enjoy trying new things · I am open minded and love having a good time in life · I am open minded and not judgmental · I am open minded and not quick to judge · I am open minded and want to find a relationship thats compatible and relaxed · I am open minded and well traveled, and feel that gives me most of the life experience that I have · I am open minded and willing to go out of my comfort zone to try something new · I am open minded but that doesnt mean that in do whatever whenever · I am open minded I’ll try

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almost anything at least once · I am open minded so we can talk about ANYtHING · I am open minded to most or all reli-gious and/or spiritual paths · I am open minded yet practi-cal · I am open to adventure and hope to have many more starting soon · I am open to all gender types; it’s just bisexual is the only one that can be chosen · I am open to all kinds of expe-riences · I am open to all music · I am open to all races, but plz be respectful, or I won’t respond · I am open to all sexual pref-erences · I am open to almost anything · I am open to almost everything, willing to give new things a shot & really out go-ing · I am open to answer any question (ok, maybe not any, but for sure the “normal” ones) · I am open to any kind of music really and my taste in it varies · I am open to anything and ev-erything · I am open to anything and I love video games · I am open to anything and love having a good time · I am open to a wide range of personality but the above mentioned things are deal breakers · I am open to both monogamous and non-mo-nogamous relationships, but I am hoping to find that special someone · I am open to chat anytime, so yeah · I am open to doing or trying almost anything at least one time · I am open to friendship and more · I am open to just about anything,, movies, dinners out,, theater ,, sporting events · I am open to just about whatever happens along the way · I am open to life’s possibilities · I am open to lifes adventures · I am open to lots of things · I am open to making friends · I am open to making new friends and potentially a relationship · I am open to many things, and I love variety · I am open to meet new people and friends to chat with · I am open to most experiences and after, will draw my own conclusion as to whether it was worthwhile, or not · I am open to most new experiences · I am open to most things, most people and willing to try just about anything · I am open to new connections of every sort · I am open to new experiences and I’m always willing to learn · I am open to new ideas and accepting of them · I am open to new things and ad-ventures that will increase a positive attitude · I am open to new things and hoping to meet some individuals who chal-lenge my ways of thinking · I am open to new things and I re-straint for judging others · I am open to new things and will-

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ing to try whatever-unless it is utterly crazy · I am open to possibilities of a relationship · I am open to pretty much any-thing · I am open to pretty much anything · I am open to pretty much anything and everything · I am open to questions and I am fun to talk to · I am open to suggestions · I am open to sug-gestions for new ones · I am open to talking to pretty much anyone about pretty much anything, almost to a fault · I am open to that as well · I am open to the idea of a committed re-lationship should our friendship develop in that direction · I am open to the unknown and always eager to have new experi-ences · I am open to try anything at least once · I am open to trying new things · I am oPeN to tRYING NeW tHINGS · I am open to trying new things · I am open to trying new things and always excited to meet new people and make new friends · I am open to trying new things and embracing other people’s hobbies · I am open to try new activites · I am open to try new things · I am open to try new things whether its enter-tainment or a little naughty lol so any ideas let me know · I am open to what the universe has planed · I am open with my emotions and feelings but not in a sappy way · I am opinionat-ed, Respectful of others, and outdoorsy · I am opinionated, sarcastic, and audacious · I am opinionated · I am opinionat-ed · I am opinionated · I am opinionated and I am not shy to speak my mind which includes blunt honesty · I am opinionat-ed and independent, and I try to be as open and honest as pos-sible · I am opinionated and outspoken around my friends, and introverted to the rest of the world · I am opinionated and respect others opinions or belief and expect vice versa · I am opinionated but i dont pretend to know everything and I love to hear other peoples views on the world · I am opinionated on certain issues, and I love conspiracy theories · I am oppinion-ated but will admit I am wrong · I am optimistic, compassion-ate, and outgoing · I am optimistic, compassionate, and strong · I am optimistic, easy to be around, and polite until I find reason not to be · I am optimistic, hard working, talented, intelligent and educated, compassionate, and honest · I am optimistic, open~minded, outgoing & adventurous · I am op-timistic, original, and spontaneous · I am optimistic, theatri-

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cal, and fun · I am optimistic · I am optimistically pessimis-tic · I am optimistic and get along with all walks of life, I think of myself as intelligent and creative but in reality · I am opti-mistic and have a sense of humor · I am optimistic and re-spond well to obstacles · I am optimistic to the extreme, al-though can be negative towards myself when dealing with my shadow · I am optimistic while being realistic · I am optomis-tic 95% of the time, hey no one is perfect right · I am optomistic and a realist at the same time · I am organic, gregarious, and idiosyncratic · I am original, patient, and tall · I am original, spontaious, and mindful · I am original, visual, and metamor-phosis · I am originally a California boy, have been living in NYC since 2007, and I am loving it · I am originally a desert girl from Arizona and I roll my eyes when people complain about 80 degree weather · I am originally a mountain boy · I am orig-inally a New Yorker but an Angeleno in my heart...except when it comes to sports teams · I am originally form a small l farm town in southern IL · I am orin · I am out-going, active, car-ing, easygoing, social, independent, and friendly · I am out-go-ing, brutely honest, and hilarious · I am out-going, free spirit, and happy · I am out-going, friendly, and funny · I am out-go-ing, hard-working, and compassionate · I am out -going, un-derstanding, and trustworthy · I am out-going and ready to try new things · I am out but not into gay scene · I am outdoor kind of woman · I am outdoorsy,, fun, and loving · I am out-doorsy, active, and athletic · I am outdoorsy, adventurous, and honest · I am outdoorsy and have always been athletic (I played lacrosse in college) but I enjoy cozying up on the couch with a good movie just as much · I am outdoorsy and I love running/biking/camping/hiking, but I tend to get lazy without a part-ner in crime to motivate me · I am outdoorsy and like hiking, biking, camping, backpacking, skiing/snowboarding, snorkel-ing, kayaking, horseback riding, and walking my dogs · I am outdoorsy and love the countryside despite living in central London · I am out for something real and love is more import-ant than anything else · I am outgoing, adventurous, and friendly · I am outgoing, adventurous, and pretty darn ac-tive · I am outgoing, adventurous, easy going and [almost] al-

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ways up for trying something new · I am outgoing, adventur-ous, kind-hearted and intelligent · I am outgoing, am always up for an adventure and am rarely serious · I am outgoing, and love talking · I am outgoing, Awesome, and Stupendous · I am outgoing, beautiful, and shine · I am outgoing, blunt, and stubborn · I am outgoing, Caring, and Myself · I am outgoing, caring at heart, and full of love · I am outgoing, charming, love to have fun and require simplicity · I am outgoing, Compas-sionate, and optimistic · I am outgoing, compassionate and I love great conversation · I am outgoing, content and love liv-ing life to the fullest · I am outgoing, crazy, and loud · I am out-going, down to earth, laid back, have a good sense of humor, intelligent, caring, sweet · I am outgoing, driven, creative, kind, and goofy · I am outgoing, easy to talk with, very kind, and people tell me I have a big heart · I am outgoing, energetic, and caring · I am outgoing, energetic, and reliable · I am out-going, facetious, and unique · I am outgoing, friendly, and well-educated · I am outgoing, friendly, honest · I am outgo-ing, fun, and caring · I am outgoing, Fun, and friendly · I am outgoing, fun, and Id like to believe interesting · I am outgo-ing, fun, and laid back · I am outgoing, fun, and responsible · I am outgoing, fun, driven and love to laugh · I am outgoing, fun, open minded, a bit crazy but also down to earth · I am out-going, fun, sociable · I am outgoing, fun loving, and roman-tic · I am outgoing, fun loving, out spoken, and an optimist · I am outgoing, funny, and adventurist · I am outgoing, Funny, and Nice · I am outgoing, Funny, and Relaxed · I am oUtGo-ING, FUNNY, and tRUStWoRtHY · I am outgoing, funny, generous, nice, patient, laid back...and honest · I am outgoing, funny, smart, caring, energetic and honest · I am outgoing, fun to be around, and a family girl · I am outgoing, genuine, and childlike · I am outgoing, Hardworking, and Creative · I am out going, hard working, and easy going · I am out going, hard working, and lovable · I am outgoing, have a great sense of humor and don’t think I am too hard on the eyes · I am out-going, Honest (Brutally), and Ridiculously Fun · I am outgo-ing, honest, and fun · I am outgoing, honest, and fun · I am outgoing, honest, faithful, and fun · I am outgoing, humerous,

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intelligent, spontaneous, silly, ambitious and totally fun · I am out going, I enjoy Patron with Ginger (not to crazy about the Vodka) · I am outgoing, I have a wicked sense of humor and I’m very sarcastic · I am out going, I like to laugh and have a good time · I am out going, I love sports, movies, hiking, books and music · I am outgoing,im fun and i love being a mom · I am outgoing, in college, and in the military · I am outgoing, independent, and creative · I am outgoing, independent, spontaneous and friendly with a good sense of humour · I am outgoing, Intellectual, and Sophisticated · I am outgoing, I re-ally like to go to the beach and have a couple of drinks · I am outgoing, I speak my mind (maybe a little too often) · I am out-going, kind, and a little sassy ; ) I love the outdoors and trying new things · I am outgoing, kind, and funny · I am outgoing, kind, and silly · I am outgoing, Kind, Funny, and I’m a great listener · I am outgoing, kind, strong and warm hearted · I am outgoing, Kind hearted, and hardworking · I am outgoing, laid back, and down to earth · I am outgoing, laidback, and fun · I am out going, love Adventure · I am outgoing, love the out doors more so during the summer I don’t very much like the cold I can tolerate it · I am outgoing, love to laugh, have fun and try new things · I am outgoing, love to laugh and hang out with good people · I am outgoing, loving, and fun · I am oUt-GoING, LoVING, and HoNeSt · I am outgoing, loving, and honest · I am outgoing, loving, and silly · I am outgoing, loyal, straight forward, independent, and creative · I am outgoing, open minded, and love to try new things · I am outgoing, opin-ionated, and loud · I am outgoing, opinionated, and open minded · I am outgoing, optimistic, and extraordinary · I am outgoing, optimistic, and I always try to see the good in peo-ple · I am out going, out spoken, and determined · I am outgo-ing, perky, and friendly · I am outgoing, progressive, and hon-est · I am outgoing, quirky, adventurous, goofy, clumsy, a college graduate, single mother to a beautiful 2 yr old boy · I am outgoing, sarcastic, and brutally honest · I am outgoing, sarcastic, and laid back · I am outgoing, sarcastic, down to earth, creative and a little spunky at times · I am outgoing, Sensitive, and one Hell of a Guy · I am outgoing, Smart, and

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down to earth · I am outgoing, social, and sarcastic · I am out going, softspoken, and hungry · I am outgoing, sometimes · I am outgoing, sometimes funny, I can be shy, and I’m friend-ly · I am outgoing, spontaneous, ambitious, sarcastic, random, silly, and sometimes just a smartass · I am outgoing, sponta-neous, and friendly · I am out going, spontanious, and family oriented · I am outgoing, stunning, and charismatic · I am outgoing, sweet, and always smiling · I am outgoing, talkative, and don’t listen to anyone · I am outgoing, talkative, and un-reasonably inpatient · I am outgoing,talkative,but also a great listener · I am outgoing, talkative and ambitious · I am outgo-ing, witty, and a bit of a wise-@ss · I am outgoing · I am outgo-ing · I am outgoing · I am outgoing · I am out in Ridgewood, Queens right now but right on the border of Brooklyn (1 Block) which is ok because I miss Brooklyn · I am out in Walla Walla building a school during the week but head back to Coeur d alene on the weekends · I am out of my party days · I am out of practice, so I need a couple times to get warmed up, but I’m willing and able · I am out of practice at the moment, but I hope to get back into it this semester · I am out of shape and have no real talents, but I can do anything in a mediocre fash-ion · I am out of the having mindless fun and sex zone · I am out on my own exploring what the world has to offer again · I am outside a lot , mainly skateboarding around or missioning for some late night snacks · I am outspoken, Friendly, and Lovable · I am out spoken, fun, and honest · I am outspoken, humorously dry, and extroverted · I am outspoken, outgoing, and caring · I am outspoken · I am outspoken and an over-achiever · I am out spoken and honest · I am outspoken and real about how i feel and what is real · I am out spoken funny kind hearted out going loving speak my mind · I am outspo-ken yet soft spoken, and typically introverted · I am out to be the best me possible · I am out to everyone with most things in my closet either hung up or sold to the highest bidder · I am over 35 and it doesn’t make me desperate , creepy, or too old · I am overly-friendly, deep, and temperamental · I am overly car-ing, sweet, humble and laid back However feel free to ask and I will reply · I am overly generous, and find that gets me used a

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lot · I am overly loving, a complete sweetheart, and sensa-tive · I am overly nice and caring · I am overly obsessed with hockey · I am over the ‘bar’ phase in my life · I am over the bar scene and I enjoy nights at home · I am over the club scene eN-tIReLY · I am over the single thing and ready to be in a rela-tionship · I am over the snow and can’t wait for flip flops and summer, hiking, bike riding, sunshine and grapefruit juice (with a little vodka) · I am over the whole club scene at this point in my life and would prefer to spend quality time with someone whom has like interest · I am overweight and am not so much interested in getting thin as in getting in shape -- but I’m not a fanatic about it · I am overweight not enormous but chunky · I am overwhelmed by having to talk about myself · I am pagan, not super religious in any way · I am pagan and kin-da serious about it · I am painfully white · I am pansexual, which means I am attracted to people, rather than genders · I am pansexual · I am pansexual..which basically means I be-lieve that love is love · I am pansexual and polyamorous · I am pansexual technically, i fall for the person not the gender · I am part African American and irish · I am part German, Ital-ian, some Russian · I am part Greek, Irish, and German · I am partial to a game of table tennis · I am partial to scruffy beards and wit · I am partial to the excitement and energy of New York but I find myself missing the California landscape and sunshine often · I am partial to the odd dancefloor filler on oc-casion · I am particularly adept at witty banter and cutting people down with snark and sarcasm · I am particularly at-tracted to someone who is confident, kind, outgoing, interest-ed in a monogamous relationship, and has a good sense of humor · I am particularly close with my little brothers, and I go home to visit them about once a week (sometimes more in the summer) · I am particularly good at embarrassing myself and being super awkward · I am particularly interested in philoso-phy (metaphysics and epistemology), creative writing, poli-tics, and the fine arts · I am particularly interested in theoreti-cal physics even though I’m a biology major, I don’t know what happened it’s just how it is · I am particularly interested in white guys · I am part Italian/German so Im a little hot-blood-

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ed at times or should I say hot tempered · I am part Italian and Greek, in which I can speak both languages · I am part of a Harley family, but I don’t ride myself yet · I am part of a large boisterous family that is very important to me · I am part of the DMB cult · I am part of the rare breed of people who are actually born, raised, and still living in DC · I am part of trip-lets · I am part time college student, part time customer ser-vice rep for a video game company · I am pasionate, loveing, and positive · I am Passionate, Adventurous, and Down to earth · I am passionate, a lover, I love truly, madly, deeply · I am passionate, career oriented, adventurous, and love to laugh · I am passionate, caring, and a fantastic friend · I am passionate, caring, and inquisitive · I am passionate, caring and funny · I am Passionate, Confident, and truthful · I am passionate, creative, have a good sense of humor, and love to get to know new people · I am passionate, driven, and adven-turous · I am passionate, easy going, and usually happy · I am Passionate, energetic, and Imaginative · I am passionate, en-joyable, and bike geek · I am passionate, funny, and a damn riot to be around...not to mention, smart and as they say, I clean up nicely · I am passionate, funny, tenacious, maybe courageous too and a few other dozen adjectives · I am pas-sionate, honest, and an extrovert · I am passionate, honest, genuine and value every relationship I have · I am passion-ate,honest and very honorable · I am passionate, I’m a roman-tic, and I speak my mind · I am passionate, intelligent, and caring · I am passionate, kind, and honest · I am passionate, kind, caring, intelligent and extroverted · I am passionate, lov-ing and very self-assured · I am passionate, loyal, and down to earth · I am passionate, opinionated and loyal · I am passion-ate, romantic, thoughtful, creative and funny · I am passion-ate, sincere, and romantic · I am passionate, spontaneous, and dependable · I am passionate, successful, and sexy · I am pas-sionate - about people I love and things I believe in · I am pas-sionate · I am passionate · I am passionate · I am passionate · I am passionate; I fall hard and fast but I pick up quickly when I crash · I am passionate about · I am passionate about all my hobbies, but I try to remain open to others opinions · I am pas-

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sionate about almost anything or anyone I find of interest · I am passionate about a lot of of what life has to offer - family, friends, travel...even work · I am passionate about a lot of things (like Fight Club and freedom and how to make a cup of tea) and I never apologise for caring · I am passionate about animal rights, music, my family, and staying fit and active · I am passionate about anything creative such as photography, writing, drawing (more like doodling) and anything else cre-ative · I am passionate about anything design related · I am passionate about architecture and business · I am passionate about art, music, and anything creative · I am passionate about Art · I am passionate about art history, animals and LGBt rights · I am passionate about a wide variety of things, I am funny (this can be confirmed by professionals), I am smart, quick, warm and full of energy · I am passionate about base-ball, especially the Boston Redsox · I am passionate about car-ing for my clients · I am passionate about children · I am pas-sionate about creating music and memories · I am passionate about doing good business and how it’s able to help and sig-nificantly impact peoples’ lives and the society · I am passion-ate about doing good work and care about my impact on oth-ers, but what that means is complicated · I am passionate about education, politics, and unicorns · I am passionate about educational equity, especially for underprivileged and underrepresented kids · I am passionate about every I do · I am passionate about everything I do · I am passionate about everything I do and try to make the best of every situation · I am passionate about everything that I do and all the important people in my life · I am passionate about family, friends, and education · I am passionate about feminism and social jus-tice · I am passionate about film, literature, politics, current events, and the NY Kicks · I am passionate about fitness · I am passionate about food, but also animals so I have to temper my gluttony with compassion · I am passionate about food, good living, knowledge, and life in general · I am passionate about food and art and music and all other things pleasing to the senses · I am passionate about gaming, adventure, comedy and life · I am passionate about having a life I can be proud

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of · I am passionate about having a purpose and talking to peo-ple about my purpose and theirs · I am passionate about health and fitness · I am passionate about helping people · I am pas-sionate about helping people live their lives to the fullest, con-quer fears, and experience all that life has to offer · I am pas-sionate about history, literacy, and education · I am passionate about human rights and loathe nationalism · I am passionate about human rights and travelling · I am passionate about Ju-daism and committed to living a Jewish life that is inspired by personal meaning-making and a respect for tradition · I am passionate about lakes · I am passionate about leadership, and love doing quirky and silly antics capriciously (I’m a little kid at heart) · I am passionate about learning about Judaism and would like to meet someone who also shares Judaism as a core value · I am passionate about life and live a pretty active life-style · I am passionate about life and love · I am passionate about life and love to make people laugh · I am passionate about living · I am passionate about lots of different things - tech, fitness, restauraunts, music, art, and everything in be-tween · I am passionate about many things: astronomy, books, reading and writing, video games, hockey, and golf · I am pas-sionate about many things including my job which is buying, selling, reconditioning, restoring, driving, and collecting au-tomobiles · I am passionate about many things in life, espe-cially music and singing · I am passionate about marine biolo-gy · I am passionate about medicine and I am excited that I’m finally a doctor · I am passionate about music, art, and Minne-apolis · I am passionate about music, friends, and food and I’m always in need of more people who have enthusiasm about the same · I am passionate about music, I’m a singer, songwriter and law course · I am passionate about music, I’ve been sing-ing since I could talk · I am passionate about music, movies and books · I am passionate about music · I am passionate about music: Playing, going to shows, and listening · I am pas-sionate about music and dance of all kinds · I am passionate about my beliefs · I am passionate about my career, treasure every moment, keep positive outlook about life · I am passion-ate about my career and very determined to succeed · I am

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passionate about my career and work hard · I am passionate about my education · I am passionate about my faith in God · I am passionate about my family,friends & my pets, Wildlife Conservation and the environment · I am passionate about my family and friends · I am passionate about my God, medi-cine, people, and how the latter two compliment the first · I am passionate about my job and my students · I am passionate about my life and my job and those I surround myself with · I am passionate about my pursuits in life · I am passionate about my work, and I have love for knowledge and science · I am passionate about my work, but I also enjoy a good drink ;) 3 · I am passionate about my work and creative pursuits, al-though I reserve the right to complain about them at any time · I am passionate about my work and its mission and en-joy the company of others who are invested in what they are doing and enjoying life · I am passionate about my work and truly love what I do · I am passionate about photography, and I hope some day I can travel the world and capture all its beau-ty · I am passionate about photography · I am passionate about psychology and have a degree in it · I am passionate about Psychology as well as Acting, and I seek to continue pur-suing them both in some capacity · I am passionate about see-ing life in new ways · I am passionate about sharing God’s sto-ry with people and seeing hearts turn toward the Father · I am passionate about social justice issues and working to empower women and girls · I am passionate about sports (especially hockey since I played for 11 years) and animals · I am passion-ate about substance abuse awareness and prevention · I am passionate about the environment and about several ethical issues · I am passionate about the environment and am an an-imal lover · I am passionate about the environment and ani-mals · I am passionate about the outdoors and all Colorado has to offer · I am passionate about the outdoors and exploring · I am passionate about the outdoors and nature · I am passion-ate about the outdoors and thoroughly enjoy getting out and exploring new places · I am passionate about the the arts, edu-cation, the environment, politics, and non-profit work · I am passionate about the things I do · I am passionate about the

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things I love · I am passionate about three things in life: art, happiness, and human rights · I am passionate about too many things, but I won’t change that · I am passionate about travel, education, love, music, photography, and parenting · I am passionate about truth · I am passionate about what I do and always put forth the effort to make something perfect · I am passionate about what I do for a living · I am passionate about workers’ rights, equality, animal rescue and conserva-tion, environmentalism, and queer liberation · I am passion-ate and ambitious, and I love to go out to the bars as much as I love to sit around, drink tea and play bananagrams · I am pas-sionate and ambitious about my career and building a busi-ness, but I would say I definitely “work to live” rather than the other way around · I am passionate and curious of every-thing · I am passionate and dedicated to my music and I will always be · I am passionate and driven, I have very big dreams and valid plans to achieve my goals · I am passionate and get excited easily · I am passionate and ridiculous and curious and hilarious · I am passionate and romantic · I am passionate and strong · I am passionate and stubborn · I am passionate and take pride in the work I do · I am passionate but mellow, girly yet geeky, outgoing, loud and silly, yet shy and quiet · I am pas-sionate by nature · I am passionate enough in fitness that I decided to make it a career · I am passionate in the work I do · I am passionately curious, i love to explore and learn new things · I am passionately curious · I am passionate on travel-ing and scuba diving · I am passive and I even know what big words like “Sensitive , Honesty, Loyalty, and compassion mean” and even know how to use them =o · I am patient, able to count on one hand the amount of times I’ve been legiti-mately mad · I am patient, and love to get to know people · I am patient, but I also refuse to settle and be taken advantage of · I am patient, caring, ambitious, and curious · I am patient, crazy, and loyal · I am patient, kind hearted, Witty, a little wild, but very compassionate · I am patient, playful, and under-standing · I am patient and a bit of a dreamer · I am people person, fun-loving, and free-spirit · I am perfectly cromu-lent · I am perfectly fine staying at home and cuddling up in

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front of the tV rather than going club/bar hopping · I am per-fectly fine with the way I am and love that I have some curves · I am perfectly happy doing almost anything, which I guess makes me flexible and easy going · I am perfectly happy in the grey zone between norms. I won’t lie I am quite a big nerd · I am perfectly happy sitting on the back of a truck with a good drink, fire, and good friends · I am perfectly happy to be the designated driver · I am perfectly happy with my life · I am perfectly imperfect, down to earth, and silly as hell · I am peri-odically plagued with the wanderlust · I am perky, fun, and loving · I am perky, intelligent, and outspoken · I am per-sistent if i believe in something · I am persistent specially if I set a time limit to achieve a goal · I am Personable, Honest, and Dependable · I am personable and easy to talk to · I am person on a path of self discovery · I am petite, but my person-ality is big · I am petite blonde and feisty · I am Phillipino &’ Mexican · I am phobic of spiders, and clowns 12 · I am picky · I am picky and selective and won’t meet anyone right away · I am picky though · I am pint-size, tattoo rockin, hair changing outgoing, harry potter, sci-fi, superhero obsessed, bookworm, caring and thoughtful girl · I am piscean, old fashioned, and determined · I am planning on studing to be an accountant or a psychiatrist either one i dont know wich one to go for · I am plan on furthering my education · I am planting, pruning, and composting · I am played back I like to be outside fishing or swimming but I also like to cuddle and watch movies · I am playful, but appropriate and absolutely responsible · I am play-ful, competitive, and on the move · I am playful, im intelli-gent · I am playful, loyal, and outgoing · I am playful, nice, and spontanious at times · I am Playful, sensual, and adventure-ous · I am playful, sexy, and horny · I am playful, spontaneous, and out going · I am playful; not mean · I am playfull, int-legent, and humorist · I am plus-sized and comfortable in my own skin · I am plus sized and pretty fabulous · I am Polish, German, French, Irish, english and a little Jewish · I am Polish and German, and I grew up under a Mormon house-hold, ob-viously, it didn’t stick · I am Polish and proud of it · I am polite, cute, and fun · I am polite, intelligent, funny, and resource-

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ful · I am polite about it though which is hard to find hahaha I can be cocky but mostly in a joking way · I am polite and friendly · I am politically liberal, but not a zealot about it · I am politically liberal/independent and I would prefer someone who is as well · I am politically opinionated, very much an atheist, and I smoke weed · I am politically radical and also have an awesome nonprofit job that makes me tuck in my shirt and do “grown up” things · I am poly-something, not cheat-ing · I am polyamorous, I believe in non-possessiveness, love, trust, honesty and, care · I am polyamorous · I am polyam-orous and kink friendly · I am Portuguese & italian · I am Por-tuguese and Italian · I am positive, articulate, logical, passion-ate, driven, and friendly · I am positive, caring, and enjoy using my brain as well as laughing at dumb jokes · I am posi-tive, playful, open and fair-minded · I am positive and don’t like to be around negative people · I am positive and I like to laugh · I am positive and I wanna be around other positive people oh and I’m fun and love new adventures · I am positive and optimistic, and have a good sense of humor · I am positive I can find humor in anything · I am possessed of a vast intel-lectual curiosity; smart people turn me on · I am pourto rican french and Japanese i live in salem newly single wanna have fun is all need a friend · I am practical, a DIY’er, and like work-ing with my hands · I am practical, outgoing, and adventur-ous · I am practical and visionary · I am pragmatic but sponta-neous · I am predatory, harmonious, and sang-froid · I am pregnant, attractive, and live with my Man · I am prepared to get extremely dirty · I am prescient, pathetic, and empathet-ic · I am presently extremely busy as I have now started a new job · I am pretentious, nerdy, and spooktarded · I am pretty, good goals, and warm hearted · I am pretty, intelligent, enter-taining (and extremely modest) ;) i like having fun, reading, going to clubs, doing sports (esp) · I am pretty, nice, and classy · I am pretty active, I love to run and it would be great to find a running partner as well ;) I like to think I am an overall fun person to be around · I am pretty active · I am pretty ac-tive · I am pretty active · I am pretty active and I usually have lists of things to do, places to go and road trips to take · I am

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pretty active during the warm months · I am pretty active I’m always on the go always doing things · I am pretty active with a big friend group, we rent beach houses, BBQ all the time and hang around at bars on 8th st · I am pretty adaptable and rare-ly bored · I am pretty adventurous , have a passion for lots of things · I am pretty adventurous on the rare occasion that an opportunity presents itself · I am pretty aggressive and tough · I am pretty all over the map · I am pretty amazing · I am pretty ambitious, and I like to keep myself busy · I am pret-ty ambitious and strive to be the best · I am pretty ambitious and take my career and future seriously · I am pretty artistic, and i like to read · I am pretty artsy: I grew up dancing, per-forming in plays, drawing and painting, etc · I am pretty aso-cial · I am pretty athletic, I play football soccer and hockey · I am pretty athletic · I am pretty awesome, and just a good per-son who is very open minded, very witty and real · i am pretty awesome · I am pretty awesome · I am pretty awesome · I am pretty awesome · I am pretty awesome · I am pretty awe-some · I am pretty awesome · I am pretty awesome · I am pret-ty awesome ;) Get to know me · I am pretty awesome as I am · I am pretty awesome but who doesn’t think that about them-selves · I am pretty awful about talking about myself · I am pretty bad at explaining myself for others to see · I am pretty bamf, if I do say so myself · I am pretty big into freestyling, which means music means alot to me, im actually planning a mixtape wit my friends · I am pretty big on physical fitness and am getting back into triathlons · I am pretty big on spend-ing time outside when it is warm because I love nature · I am pretty blunt and honest · I am pretty blunt and seriously hate small talk · I am pretty blunt and straightforward · I am pretty blunt at times · I am pretty brash and to the point · I am pretty broken hearted right now · I am pretty busy, but I do think that life is valuable and too short to waste it · I am pretty busy but if I find the right guy I don’t mind making time for him · I am pretty busy most of the time but only because I try to keep free time to people who deserve it · I am pretty busy outside of work and always have many projects ongoing, though try to keep it so that I can still do things on a whim · I am pretty busy

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with my job a lot of the time, but do get to play with some of my toys every now and then · I am pretty busy with school and work, which makes it hard to meet new people, but I figured I’d give it a shot this way · I am pretty career focused right now, but I would definitely make time if the right person came along · I am pretty carefree and relaxed most of the time, al-though i like getting crazy in the right environment · I am pretty casual/laid back · I am pretty chill, I love being in nature meaning I do like those long walks on the beach · I am pretty chill, just like to have a good time · I am pretty chill, senior in college · I am pretty chill · I am pretty chill · I am pretty chill · I am pretty chill · I am pretty chill and don’t spend a ton of time out at the bars getting wasted anymore · I am pretty chill and down to earth, takes a lot to piss me off · I am pretty chill and easy going, but I won’t hesitate to let my let my hair down and ride the lightning · I am pretty chill most of the time · I am pretty clean and organized · i am pretty clumsy and am often falling down, bumping into things, or dropping things; my legs are always covered in bruises · I am pretty competitive and enjoy the adrenaline from sports and activities · I am pret-ty competitive and love any and all sports/video games · I am pretty competitive in a way that drives me to always be my best · I am pretty competitive when it comes to games, though I’m not going to start screaming if I lose, and I am quite sar-castic · I am pretty content with life as it is, but would enjoy someone to share it with · I am pretty cool, fun, easy going · I am pretty cool , I’m funny ,smart and very friendly · I am pret-ty cool and like to meet strangers from the internet/ hot men · I am pretty cool and outgoing · I am pretty country, from what I’ve been told, but it just seems to me like the best way to be · I am pretty crafty and I like building stuff · I am pretty crazy, and random · I am pretty critical of myself, so I tend to start things and not finish them because they didn’t turn out like I had envisioned · I am pretty damn blunt · I am pretty damn queer · I am pretty damn serious) I don’t really do categorizing feelings between people · I am pretty darn femme and I enjoy wearing dresses most of the time · I am pretty darn ordinary · I am pretty dedicated to the gym and I enjoy all kinds of sports

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(watching and playing) · I am pretty determined to win at what I do and if I can’t I usually fold · I am pretty direct · I am pretty discrete with my sexuality and I like to keep it that way · I am pretty dorky, book smart, and hoping to make some new friends · I am pretty down to earth, chill, fun loving girl · I am pretty down to earth, like to laugh and just chill · I am pret-ty down to earth, love collecting movies, love people that know how to have a good time like mature adults · I am pretty down to earth, though I can be pretty outgoing if the mood strikes · I am pretty down to earth · I am pretty down to earth and have a great sense of humor · I am pretty down to earth and like hav-ing fun · I am pretty down to earth and outgoing · I am pretty easy-breezy · I am pretty easy-going · I am pretty easy-going and enjoy spending time with friends, watching movies, cook-ing, the outdoors, staying active, travel, and many other things · I am pretty easy-going and funny · I am pretty easy going · I am pretty easy going & open minded · I am pretty easygoing, but I have a good sense for pointing out bullshit · I am pretty easygoing, fairly quick-witted, and I enjoy being outdoors and working with children · I am pretty easy going, friendly & social · I am pretty easy going, like staying away from drama and love spending an evening cooking in the kitchen or watching a good movie · I am pretty easy going, like video games, swimming, biking, and racquetball · I am pretty easy going, love adventure and trying new things · I am pretty easy going, love to laugh, and enjoy trying new things · I am pretty easy going, loyal, hard working, and have an open heart · I am pretty easy going, petite, cute, funny and fit · I am pretty easy going,very organised as I have two teenagers who are both at school · I am pretty easy going - or maybe all my friends just work too much, but it’s all relative right · I am pret-ty easy going · I am pretty easy going · I am pretty easy go-ing · I am pretty easy going · I am pretty easy going · I am pret-ty easy going · I am pretty easy going about most things but do have a drive an a passion for buildings · I am pretty easy going and am always open to new things · I am pretty easy going and definitely easy to get along with · I am pretty easy going and don’t mind trying out things I’m clearly going to be terrible at

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- surfing, singing in Hindi · I am pretty easy going and fun, really cute as well, well that’s what people say · I am pretty easy going and go with the flow kind of gal · I am pretty easy going and I enjoy the company of others · I am pretty easy going and I just love to have fun · I am pretty easy going and I like to ex-periment and try new things, as long as they are not too weird · I am pretty easy going and I like to have fun · I am pret-ty easy going and laid back, I enjoy just hanging out and doing fun things whether it be pizza and a movie or mini golf · I am pretty easy going and like hanging out with my friends big time, but not into big parties · I am pretty easy going and love to cook (but don’t mind sharing the kitchen!) Love anything from cuddling up to a good movie to being in the outdoors · I am pretty easy going and low maintence · I am pretty easy go-ing and maybe a little shy at first · I am pretty easy going and really silly · I am pretty easy going and relaxed · I am pretty easy going and sarcastic in a playful way · I am pretty easy go-ing and spontaneous and I rarely say no when a friend invites me to do something...it’s usually more like “what time” · I am pretty easy going and talkative, I love having fun, art and red wine · I am pretty easy going and willing to try anything · I am pretty easy going but am fairly adventurous · I am pretty easy going but to busy with work to meet people so i thought i would try this site · I am pretty easy going guy, I’m more at home talking about music, art and tattoos then anything else · I am pretty easy going i like most things · I am pretty easy going like to have fun · I am pretty easy going really and like spending time with people who are genuine and like to do fun things · I am pretty easy going with everything, and love to try new things · I am pretty easy to get along with (if I do say so myself) · I am pretty easy to get along with, have a great deal of fun, well-employed, very social, and not ugly · I am pretty easy to get along with · I am pretty easy to get along with · I am pretty easy to get along with · I am pretty easy to get along with · I am pretty easy to get a long with · I am pretty easy to get along with · I am pretty easy to get along with and general-ly have a good attitude · I am pretty easy to get along with and I almost guarantee to laugh at just about anything so don’t be

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shy · I am pretty easy to get along with and im a fun guy · I am pretty easy to get along with and it takes a lot to upset me · I am pretty easy to please, especially if it involves cheese or a good beer · I am pretty easy to please · I am pretty easy to please and always tell the truth · I am pretty easy to talk to · I am pretty easy to talk to and a nice guy · I am pretty eclectic in most aspects of my life · I am pretty eclectic in my interests · I am pretty eclectic in what I like and things I do · I am pretty effin weird · I am pretty equal ops in terms of hair colour, eye colour and stuff like that · I am pretty excitable, the little things in life make me really happy · I am pretty exciting · I am pretty fabulous · I am pretty fabulous...word on the street · I am pret-ty family and friend oriented · I am pretty family orientated, 60 plus people - we always get together for birthdays, special occasions etc · I am pretty feminine in appearance but I’m not so much in personality · I am pretty flexible and laid back · I am pretty freakin’ amazing, too · I am pretty friendly, I’ll talk to anyone about anything · I am pretty friendly, I promise · I am pretty friendly and not very judgemental · I am pretty friendly but very real in my communication style · I am pretty fun · I am pretty fun and outgoing · I am pretty fun and outgo-ing .I love to read, hang out with my friends,meet new people, and try new things · I am pretty funny, albeit sometimes its not on purpose · I am pretty funny, too · I am pretty fun to be around, or so I’ve been told · I am pretty geeky, but I think its a good thing · I am pretty girly, I’m into makeup, shopping, chickflix all that good stuff · I am pretty girly, I love PINK and spiders are my worst fear · I am pretty good at archery too · I am pretty good at chatting up complete strangers · I am pretty good at getting to know people quickly and most of my friends would describe me as a very genuine person · I am pretty good at holding a good conversation and get along with just about anyone · I am pretty good at holding my own as a result, but underneath I’m still a total softy · I am pretty good at it but my stage fright has not allowed me to do anything with it · I am pretty good at it but too shy to read it out loud · I am pretty good at it too · I am pretty good at listening too though · I am pretty good at making people laugh · I am pretty good at read-

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ing people and am usually not wrong about my impressions · I am pretty good at reading vibes · I am pretty good at shoulder rubs · I am pretty good at tennis and try to play as often as I can · I am pretty good at wake boarding · I am pretty good at what I do and I’m going for my CPA or accounting major · I am pretty good in the kitchen · I am pretty goofy when I’m com-fortable with someone, because I really like making people laugh · I am pretty guarded and it takes a long time for me to open up · I am pretty handy · I am pretty handy · I am pretty happy person · I am pretty happy with life but the right lady hasn’t thrown herself at me yet · I am pretty health conscious with eating and staying in shape · I am pretty humorous all by myself, but prefer to be around funny people as well · I am pretty impersonal until I decide to get personal · I am pretty independent, I have no issues with being on my own but good company is always nice · I am pretty independent and am used to living alone · I am pretty independent and fairly low main-tenance · I am pretty independent and self reliant · I am pretty independent and would like to have that special someone along side to enjoy life and have a journey with · I am pretty independent but i like having a partner :) I love science and I’m a total nerd · I am pretty indifferent about the way most people choose to be, just be excellent to each other, and party on · I am pretty intense but in a good way · I am pretty interested in all things related · I am pretty into cellular regulation and cancer research · I am pretty into keeping fit, as I used to be very heavy · I am pretty into photography, currently sporting a D5100 with an array of lenses and filters (although I only tend to use the cir pol) · I am pretty into what i do, but i’m more into what i’m going to do soon · I am pretty introverted, so fair warning I’m not good with small talk · I am pretty introverted and enjoy having balanced time with myself alone and with my friends and family · I am pretty introverted so I spend most of my time reading, writing, and studying · I am pretty involved in improv comedy , and one of my main goals in life is to make eVeRYoNe around me laugh · I am pretty involved in my church and really enjoy it and would like someone who is as well · I am pretty laid-back, independent, silly, and enjoy

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trying new things · I am pretty laid-back, motivated, optimis-tic and open-minded · I am pretty laid-back and easy to get to know · I am pretty laid-back and I’d like to think I’m not high maintenance · I am pretty laid-back guy , life is too short for worrying, lets let the good times roll and whatever happens happens · I am pretty laid back · I am pretty laid back (border-line too laid back maybe) but not lazy, and a bit of a smart ass (in good humor) · I am pretty laid back (though most girls that say that are actually the most high maintenance...i’m hoping i’m the exception to that) · I am pretty laid back, but very easily excitable · I am pretty laid back, definitely have a sarcastic sense of humor · I am pretty laid back , down to earth, and can get along with most anyone · I am pretty laid back, easy going, and truely just enjoy living · I am pretty laid back, I can be spontaneous and adventurous, open to trying different things · I am pretty laid back, I don’t get upset or angry very easily · I am pretty laid back, I don’t sweat the little things · I am pretty laid back, I don’t usually make too much noise un-less the situation calls for it · I am pretty laid back, I love laugh-ing, cooking and traveling · I am pretty laid back, I love to play guitar and drums. I’m always playing sports but haven’t been on a team in a while · I am pretty laid back, just going with the flow · I am pretty laid back, so I just go with the flow · I am pretty laid back, with a good light hearted attitude on life · I am pretty laid back · I am pretty laid back · I am pretty laid back · I am pretty laid back · I am pretty laid back · I am pretty laid back · I am pretty laid back · I am pretty laid back · I am pretty laid back · I am pretty laid back · I am pretty laid back; a calm, cool cat · I am pretty laid back an chill, I like spending time outdoors doing activities when I have time · I am pretty laid back and always enjoy trying new things · I am pretty laid back and always go with the flow · I am pretty laid back and always up for trying something new · I am pretty laid back and a very caring person · I am pretty laid back and can find humor in almost any situation · I am pretty laid back and chill · I am pretty laid back and don’t get worked up too easily · I am pretty laid back and do not take much offense to anything · I am pret-ty laid back and easy going, and I love to laugh · I am pretty

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laid back and easy going · I am pretty laid back and easy go-ing · I am pretty laid back and easy going when it comes down to it though · I am pretty laid back and easygoing whether it’s a night out or chilling at home · I am pretty laid back and easy to get along with · I am pretty laid back and easy to please · I am pretty laid back and easy to talk to · I am pretty laid back and enjoy just about everything life has to offer · I am pretty laid back and enjoy reading, playing sports and just about ev-erything in between · I am pretty laid back and get along with pretty much anyone · I am pretty laid back and go with the flow easily but can also step up and take charge · I am pretty laid back and happy-go-lucky · I am pretty laid back and I’d rather hang out with close friends than go out to parties and stuff like that · I am pretty laid back and I consider myself sil-ly · I am pretty laid back and I don’t generally get stressed or angry about things · I am pretty laid back and I like to go with the flow · I am pretty laid back and I tend to get along with most people · I am pretty laid back and it takes quite a bit to get me jealous · I am pretty laid back and like to be around peo-ple doing extroverted things · I am pretty laid back and like to spend time with down-to-earth, funny, friendly people · I am pretty laid back and my work allows for a flexible schedule, I don’t work a typical 9-5 · I am pretty laid back and observe and try to take in as much as I can in every situation · I am pretty laid back and relaxed · I am pretty laid back and tend to be re-ally content with life · I am pretty laid back and tend to laugh more than I’m serious · I am pretty laid back and try to stay away from stress · I am pretty laid back and very easy going · I am pretty laid back and will pretty much go along with the flow, until the flow needs to be changed · I am pretty laid back but also very ambitious · I am pretty laid back but can be really out going even if a I am shy guy · I am pretty laid back but I’m outgoing as well · I am pretty laid back but I value education and drive · I am pretty laid back but I will get the job done when needed to · I am pretty laid back easy going kinda guy · I am pretty laid back for the most part, I do like going out to the bars a lot in the winter · I am pretty laid back guy and a geek at heart · I am pretty laid back in general · I am pretty laid back

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most of the time, hate dealing with too much drama · I am pretty laid back most of the time and things don’t normally get under my skin · I am pretty laid back n mellow and so despise the drama type · I am pretty laid back otherwise, and pretty much don’t give a damn · I am pretty laid back person--adven-turous and fun-loving · I am pretty laid back though, but I can be extremely weird at the same time · i am pretty laid back type of person · I am pretty laid back when I’m home but id rather be out doing something than sitting around · I am pretty laid back when it comes to most things · I am pretty lame · I am pretty lame · I am pretty left-of-center politically · I am pretty left politically, a vegetarian, and an atheist--those things are less important, in descending order · I am pretty level headed and sensible when it comes to the important things · I am pretty liberal and tend to be open minded to pretty much ev-erything · I am pretty liberal I’m really clumsy, I know lol I’m usually one of those girls who hangs out with the boys but isnt oNe of the boys · I am pretty logical in general · I am pretty loud · I am pretty lovely but I don’t really like to talk about it · I am pretty low-key, I’m also opinionated but I usually choose not to be the center of attention · I am pretty low key--I have more fun in dive bars than clubs, and prefer jeans and flats to dresses and heels · I am pretty low key · I am pretty low key and live as stress free as possible · I am pretty low mainte-nance, I’m just as happy to order in food and watch a game on the couch as I would be to go out to a nice restaurant · I am pretty low maintenance and not afraid to get dirty (I interned at the Medical examiners office after all) · I am pretty motivat-ed with my career but I am not a workaholic · I am pretty much 100% down to earth · I am pretty much a “good girl” · I am pret-ty much a badass · I am pretty much a big deal · I am pretty much a DC native, having spent most of my life in and around the city · I am pretty much a down to earth girl · I am pretty much a down to earth kinda person · I am pretty much a free spirit · I am pretty much a homebody on a day to day basis · I am pretty much always in a good mood · I am pretty much al-ways in a good mood and I am a happy person · I am pretty much always on the move and up for trying something new · I

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am pretty much always smiling but I also got a short temper · I am pretty much amazing · I am pretty much amazing :D lol · I am pretty much am open book · I am pretty much an old soul · I am pretty much an open book, so feel free to ask me things · I am pretty much an open book · I am pretty much an open book · I am pretty much an open book · I am pretty much an open book so · I am pretty much a people person · I am pret-ty much a sweetheart, lol · I am pretty much a typical northern girl and I’m proud of it · I am pretty much average person, but I have extraordinary goals and dreams. I believe in entropy and I am kind of a hippie at times · I am pretty much a worka-holic (aren’t we all?) but occasionally I like to wind down and have fun whenever I can · I am pretty much comfortable with cosy nights in or great nights out · I am pretty much consis-tently attached to my phone · I am pretty much constantly lis-tening to music all day long · I am pretty much down for any-thing · I am pretty much down for any thing, because I’m very active and enjoy going out · I am pretty much down for any-thing · I am pretty much down for anything · I am pretty much down for anything that is fun · I am pretty much down to try anything · I am pretty much easily entertained · I am pretty much game for anything and like to try new things · I am pret-ty much game for anything except for bowling and biking · I am pretty much interested in all the nerdy things · I am pretty much laid back, down to do whatever · I am pretty much laid back, loud, outgoing, crazy, and full of life · I am pretty much laid out to be average but I don’t let it get to me · I am pretty much like...man, I have no idea · I am pretty much like Dhar-ma, and I love being that way · I am pretty much look for that down to earth guy · I am pretty much outgoing and am up for almost anything new · I am pretty much over the relationship and would not talk about it actually · I am pretty much realistic with a small dose of idealism · I am pretty much run the Min-istry of Magic with an iron fist-- I have more iron in my little finger than tony Stark has in his whole life · I am pretty much satisfied with my life, my job, etc · I am pretty much the cat’s meow · I am pretty much the most amazing person I know · I am pretty much up beat all the time, I like to joke around a lot

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and don’t take things too seriously · I am pretty much up for anything, anytime but I’ll just list some of my favorite things · I am pretty much up for anything · I am pretty much up for any-thing · I am pretty much up for anything · I am pretty much up for anything...going out, staying in, going to the beach, going skiing, etc · I am pretty much up for anything and always ready to try something new · I am pretty much up for anything so long as it doesn’t get me into trouble · I am pretty much up for most anything really · I am pretty much what can be de-scribed as a geek or a nerd · I am pretty nerdy (I’ve become more comfortable with that) · I am pretty nerdy, or maybe just shy of a hipster · I am pretty nerdy · I am pretty nerdy · I am pretty nerdy and I am not afraid to show it · I am pretty nerdy but I love sports too · I am pretty nerdy to when it comes to video games and comic books · I am pretty new agey....just without all that “New Age”iness · I am pretty new at this so I’ll just be pretty quick for now · I am pretty new to NYC · I am pretty new to the area · I am pretty new to this online site · I am pretty nice, try to give everyone a go and not take things at face value or too seriously · I am pretty nifty · I am pretty nor-mal · I am pretty normal · I am pretty normal when I’m not really fucking weird · I am pretty often late · I am pretty open · I am pretty open-minded · I am pretty open-minded and enjoy listening as much as I like talking · I am pretty open · I am pretty open and honest · I am pretty open and open minded but still have my strong morals and values · I am pretty open minded · I am pretty open minded and full of en-ergy · I am pretty open minded and like people who share my kinks and quirks · I am pretty open minded and open to new things just as long as they don’t put my moral values on risk · I am pretty open minded and will try anything once · I am pret-ty open minded and will try most anything at least once · I am pretty open minded when push comes to shove and I would love a guy who is pretty similar · I am pretty open so just ask · I am pretty open to all kinds of experiences but I tend to be more of an adventurer or a homebody · I am pretty open to anyone who has interests to know me :) P.s · I am pretty open to be pretty much anything hobby wise · I am pretty open to

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experiencing life and living it to the fullest · I am pretty open to hear anything new · I am pretty open to most people · I am pretty open to trying new things · I am pretty open to try just about anything · I am pretty open when it comes to a particu-lar type · I am pretty opinionated · I am pretty optimistic guy who likes to live an active life · I am pretty outdoorsy · I am pretty outgoing, I love having a good time no matter what the situation · I am pretty outgoing, not like most girls · I am pret-ty outgoing · I am pretty out going and I think anything can be fun with the right company · I am pretty out going and love to laugh · I am pretty out going and love to meet new people · I am pretty out going and people describe me as bubbly but I personally think I’m hardcore · I am pretty outspoken about what’s on my mind and have most of my opinions made up, but if I’m wrong I can deal with it pretty easily · I am pretty passionate about what I do and try to live every day to its full-est · I am pretty peaceful person, who dislikes strife · I am pretty pessimistic · I am pretty practical and my friends love to say that I’m “applied” · I am pretty proud) I love animals · I am pretty quiet and I keep to myself most of the time but I would like to make some friends · I am pretty quiet and shy, but usu-ally can be more outspoken once I feel comfortable with talking with someone · I am pretty quiet at first but once I open up I’m very energetic · I am pretty quiet for the most part · I am pretty quirky and love to laugh · I am pretty quite but I do have my moments · I am pretty rad · I am pretty rad · I am pretty random · I am pretty random and lackadaisical but also very focused when it comes to friends, family, and my fu-ture career · I am pretty random and totally blunt · I am pretty random but collected · I am pretty random n have no filter but I always keep it 100 · I am pretty relaxed, well really I’m not but I like to say that I am · I am pretty relaxed and drama free · I am pretty relaxed and laid back · I am pretty relaxed and like playing sports and having fun outdoors · I am pretty relaxed and self sufficient, but as autocorrect has pointed out I spell for crap · I am pretty relaxed but i’m also a take charge per-son · I am pretty relaxed person · I am pretty reserved for the most part · I am pretty sarcastic, and enjoy a good pun · I am

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pretty sarcastic, and I really like to make people laugh · I am pretty sarcastic, outgoing, and random · I am pretty sarcastic - I LoVe people who can dish it right back · I am pretty sarcas-tic and a smart ass, as people always tell me · I am pretty sar-castic and have a dry sense of humor · I am pretty sarcastic and have a good sense of humor · I am pretty sarcastic and have a pretty strange sense of humor · I am pretty sarcastic and have a tendency to be confident · I am pretty sarcastic and I like to think of myself as witty · I am pretty sarcastic and I love making people laugh and smile · I am pretty sarcastic and sometimes come off as older than I am · I am pretty sarcastic at times but im usually the only one laughing · I am pretty sar-castic too · I am pretty sassy and sarcastic, so I like someone who can take stuff lightly · I am pretty selfless and like to help others before myself · I am pretty self sufficient but very caring and loyal · I am pretty short (5 foot 1 inch!) and I’m pretty sure my friends keep me around because everyone needs an ador-able short friend · I am pretty short, but I’ve got a huge person-ality · I am pretty shy, but I’m trying to work on that · I am pretty shy and get nervous when i first me people, but to know me is to love me · I am pretty shy and guarded until I get know people, then I don’t shut up lol · I am pretty shy and modest (so I’m told) · I am pretty shy at first, but i’ll eventually come out of my shell · I am pretty shy at first and don’t really open up until I know someone · I am pretty shy at first but i am trying to open up more easily · I am pretty shy but I am also very outgo-ing, I guess it depends on the setting and if I am comfortable with the person/people · I am pretty shy but will warm up quick to the right person · I am pretty shy when I first meet some one, but I open up pretty quickly · I am pretty silly in general actually and say utterly redonkulous things some-times · I am pretty simple, laid back and very open minded · I am pretty simple · I am pretty simple · I am pretty simple and easy going person · I am pretty simple and easy please and it’s the little things in life that make me smile · I am pretty simple and easy to get along with · I am pretty simple and laid back...but of course very open-minded, ambitious, and independent as well · I am pretty simple and straight forward, i seem to

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think so anyway · I am pretty simple and very easy-going · I am pretty simple in general · I am pretty simple to get along with · I am pretty simple to understand · I am pretty smart, fun and adventurous, and love to get out and explore the city · I am pretty smart and creative · I am pretty social and get along well with others, but I do love my alone-time too · I am pretty spontaneous · I am pretty spontaneous and love to be outdoors · I am pretty spontaneous and often decide things spur of the moment · I am pretty sporty as in I play pretty much everything · I am pretty stinkin cool · I am pretty stoked to be done with school for a while · I am pretty straight-for-ward and I’m not a fan of drama or games · I am pretty straight forward · I am pretty straight forward and down to earth · I am pretty straight forward person who is not afraid to speak my mind when needed · I am pretty straight forward type of guy · I am pretty straight laced as they say but still like to have fun · I am pretty strong for a female · I am pretty strong willed, but I don’t like confrontation and I’m more likely to walk away from it than start shit · I am pretty sure he’s beating me at life · I am pretty sure I’m an aesthete · I am pretty sure I just used parentheses the wrong way · I am pretty sure that I’m not really all that nice · I am pretty sure that sentence doesn’t make sense · I am pretty sure the back button will take care of that · I am pretty sure the enemy percentage on this site is an invitation for a Nerf war · I am pretty sweet · I am pretty terri-ble at talking about myself, but I’ll give it a shot · I am pretty tired of always being the giver and never having it reciprocat-ed which has caused my BS tolerance level to be quite low late-ly lol · I am pretty tongue-in-cheek, which often throws people off · I am pretty unique · I am pretty unique and amazing in my own ways; (: -100% original) · I am pretty versatile at a lot · I am pretty vulgar · I am pretty weird · I am pretty well rounded, open minded and enjoy trying and learning new things · I am pretty well traveled, I have family that live in Sydney which is like a second home to me · I am pretty well traveled but I don’t think I am ever going to be done exploring · I am pretty when i cry · I am PRettY WILD and CRAZY and a HUGe ReBeL · I am pretty witchy · I am pretty sporty I’ve played ice hockey,

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tennis, and volleyball before college · I am primarily a singer, although I do play the piano and a little guitar · I am primarily obsessed with literature, music and Jujitsu · I am princess_sal-isu, christian, and cute · I am prior military, and currently work as a dental/oral surgery technician in Park City · I am prissy about books, and own two copies of the Lord of the Rings (one to read, one to NeVeR BeND tHe SPINe oF eVeR) · I am pritty lay back and love to hang out, and telling jokes · I am pro-choice, but that was · I am pro-gun and a hunter · I am proactive, hyper and neurotic yet oddly prone to afternoon naps · I am probably addicted to pirating tV series etc · I am probably as innocent as they come · I am probably considered a band nerd more than a jock · I am probably easy going and can offer a listening ear when needed · I am proba-bly evil · I am probably guilty of that · I am probably like the most boring person · I am probably more comfortable in a cab-in by the sea than I ever will be in a city · I am probably not considered a “gamer” because for the most part modern games are awful and so I don’t spend a lot of time on them · I am probably not like most guys these days · I am probably not the best judge · I am probably one of the most chill people ever · I am probably one of the only people in the world who doesn’t like ‘Breaking Bad · I am probably the craziest cat lady ever · I am probably the funniest person alive, or am I · I am probably the one · I am probably the only person in the world who likes english food · I am probably the sweetest most outgoing girl · I am probably the worst guy eVeR to sit next to on a plane, but at least I always help little old ladies with their luggage · I am probably too forgiving · I am probably too optimistic for my own good and love a certain amount of spontaneity in life · I am probably what most people call a homebody · I am prob the weirdest person I know · I am professional employed, inde-pendent and self sufficient · I am progressive and liberal but I hate debating politics, I think that comes from living in DC for 6 years · I am prolly the worst speller like ever lol im willing to try something at least once · I am pro natural “drugs” anti syn-thetic · I am prone to blaming it on sunshine, moonlight, and good times, instead of on the Boogie; no matter how much Mi-

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chael Jackson insists otherwise · I am proper funny, easy-go-ing, well-rounded, mystifyingly wise, honest, futuristic, dandy and loads of other unbelievable things · I am protastant and i am libra · I am protective of my friends & put on a brave front · I am proud of my Scottish and southern heritage (al-though I may be the most ‘Yankee’ person in my family) · I am proud of them and my siblings · I am proud of the things that have happend to me in my life, they made me who I am to-day · I am proud of the woman I’ve become · I am proud of what I’ve achieved so far, but will continue to push myself · I am proud of who I am · I am proud to be a Bay Area native · I am proud to be a ginger · I am proud to be in Canada’s top 3% of incomes :) Personal interests: - technology, Sciences, Histo-ry, Adventure, Books and Socializing · I am proud to call my-self a nerd · I am proud to say that my boys are a reflection of what kind of mom I am · I am Puertorican & Italian · I am puerto rican, italian, german & cherokee · I am puerto rican and dominican · I am punctual, jonesin, and laidback · I am punctual and neat but sometimes I’d rather move away and start a new life than fold laundry · I am pure lithuanian girl · I am purely and old Soul & I won’t go for a girl solely based on her looks; I hold the door open for everyone; chivalry is not dead; haha :D · I am queer, and kind of an asshole about it · I am queer · I am queer and brown · I am quick, attractive, healthy, and kind · I am quick-witted, fun-loving, and non-conformist · I am quick-witted, sincere, and a little salty · I am quick to laugh, slow to anger · I am quick to laugh and do so often, I enjoy a good story, whether it be a movie, book, video game, or some old salts b.s · I am quick witted, sar-donic, and hilarious · I am quick witted · I am quiet, but friendly once I open up · I am quiet, but not shy · I am quiet, compassionate, down-to-earth and have a laid-back personal-ity · I am quiet, devoted, and responsible · I am quiet, intelli-gent, and friendly · I am quiet, laid-back, and sarcastic · I am quiet, laid back, too nice · I am quiet, liberal, and odd · I am quiet, relaxed, funny · I am quiet, shy, and athletic · I am quiet, sweet, and caring · I am quiet · I am quiet a laidback honest person and enjoy a good laugh · I am quiet and I’m a knowl-

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edge sponge · I am quiet and loud · I am quiet and observant and those traits could be both a curse and a blessing · I am qui-et and shy.More of a listner · I am quiet and subdued at times, usually when I’m unwinding · I am quiet at first which most people think is weird because I am not shy per se but I do seem to be shy with the ladies · I am quiet but I am outgoing anfd live to try new things · I am quiet but open up more around friends/family · I am quiet except when I’m loud, and the tran-sition is often quite sudden · I am quiet in groups, talk a fair bit one on one · I am quiet my favorite colors are blue and black I’m an introvert · I am quirky, a bad speller, and laid back · I am quirky, capable of intelligence, highly capable of spontaneous combustion (confetti-like) · I am quirky, cul-tured, and instinctive · I am quirky, curious, thoughtful, self-reliant, trustworthy, fit, intelligent, charming, and nerdy · I am quirky, enthusiastic, and driven · I am quirky, even when I’m uncomfortable · I am quirky, innovative, and energetic · I am quirky, intellectual, and a dreamer · I am quirky, intelligent, and playful · I am quirky, intelligent, sar-castic, stuff like that · I am quirky, loyal, and shy · I am quirky, mellow, and cynical · I am QUIRKY, oUtGoING, and DeteR-MINeD · I am quirky, passionate, and charming · I am quirky, queer, and outgoing · I am quirky, sarcastic, and perceptive · I am quirky, sarcastic, vivacious, open minded and spona-neous · I am quirky, silly, blunt and broken · I am quirky, well read, and collect antique books · I am quirky · I am quirky and odd · I am quirky and shy but I can come out of my shell and be social · I am quirky and straight forward · I am quirky and talkative, but at the same time I can be quiet and nerdy · I am quirky in the way that No one will fully understand what I’m laughing at when I laugh in silence · I am quite, funloving, and love to cook · I am quite · I am quite a catch, be it as a friend, or beyond · I am quite accident prone (clumsy?) which is hilari-ous considering I play Roller Derby for Windsor · I am quite active and I am a fantastic dancer · I am quite active and I run around a lot and practice archery just for kicks · I am quite a laid back person and I’m always up for a laugh · I am quite al-right really, however I’m really bad at writing self-summa-

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ries · I am quite ambitious · I am quite a meticulous person, so it takes me ages to do anything, well if it’s worth doing it’s worth doing properly LoL · I am quite an adventurous person, despite being somewhat of an introvert · i am quite and shy (at first tho) · I am quite an opinionated person, but can also be quite reserved · I am quite a reserved person at first but I’m oK once u get to no me · I am quite a sociable person, don’t drink that much any more, (had all that fun in my student days, and hangovers aren’t worth it any more) · I am quite athletic and hit the gym quite often · I am quite attracted to Buddhism but would not say I’m Buddhist...I appreciate what it teaches though · I am quite average guy, in my own opinion · I am quite a visual person, I enjoy beauty, film, fashion, art, litera-ture etc · I am quite busy during the week so It’s really hard for me to meet new people, but I’d like to make some new friends outside my current circle · I am quite determined work-wise and that might be scary to some people · I am quite down to earth and with some spunk · I am quite fit and love swimming badminton, dog walking, adventures abroad, love going out to dinner and being sociable · I am quite fond of music, and often wished I knew how to play the hurdy-gurdy · I am quite fond of sleep · I am quite free spirited and fun loving · I am quite friendly, and can have an interesting conversation with just about anyone · I am quite friendly, and easy to talk to so don’t be shy · I am quite funny and sharp as a tack at times · I am quite geeky but I’m cool with that · I am quite happy being sin-gle · I am quite honest, find no point in lying · I am quite horny so I need a horny girl · I am quite independent · I am quite into motorcycles, own a Kawasaki Ninja · I am quite introverted · I am quite laid back and could be a busy bee · I am quite laid back and stress free guy · I am quite laid back the vast majority of the time · I am quite literally a mystery · I am quite multifac-eted · I am quite nerdy though I haven’t displayed the classic signs in a while · I am quite oCD about cleanliness and organi-zation · I am quite odd but its what makes me who I am · I am quite open minded · I am quite playfull · I am quite polite · I am quite random at times, but people seem to love me all the same · I am quite reserved in most situations to start, includ-

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ing my style of writing and what I divulge on this page · I am quite sarcastic, love to laugh (sometimes at people), and not afraid to be weird · I am quite short, im strange weird and quite odd · I am quite shy, but i do open up once i get to know someone · I am quite shy, what make it not so easy for me to meet new people and to make new friends · I am quite shy with new people but open up very quickly · I am quite silly, so please be aware · I am quite socially awkward which is why this is going to exist basically · I am quite spontaneous and fiery and like relaxed people · I am quite sporty and active · I am quite straightforward and I’m not into games or drama · I am quite stubborn · I am quite terrible at writing about myself but I’ll give it a shot · I am quite the mix of a smart, driven, analyt-ical person with a softer side that really cares about relation-ships and people · I am quite timid at first but I’ve been told that I open up quite nicely · I am Rachael :) I’m a happy per-son · I am racist · I am rain and I’m shine · I am rambling · I am rambunctious, and playful, and very sexual · I am random, fun, and exciting · I am random, fun loving, and exciting · I am random, fun loving, and like to race · I am random, funny, and adorable by curse · I am random, funny, and blonde · I am random, generous, sarcastic and pretty damn charming · I am random, goofy, and usually kinda of hyper · I am random, i en-joy alot of outdoor activities · I am random · I am random · I am random · I am random · I am random....SQUIRReL · I am random and crazy, I don’t pretend to be someone I’m not · i am random and goofy and romantic and i can’t sit in the same position for more than 10 minutes · I am random and some-times I don’t make sense · I am random and will think about things until I literally frustrate myself · I am random as hell but the stuff that comes out of my mouth is usually funny and I may be sarcastic as hell but always just poking fun · I am ran-doom · I am rarely ever scared and so love a challenge · I am rarely offended · I am rarely serious · I am rarely speechless, prone to blushing and forever trying to organize chaos into beauty · I am rated for the Cape Cod Mercury (the lowest lev-el), but this summer I also sailed in a 420 and a Rhodes 19, which were both really fun · I am rather an introvert and have

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no problem with being alone at home browsing the interwebz, actually I enjoy that · I am rather creative, even if I don’t really master a particular artistic medium; I am an amateur in many · I am rather extroverted (eStJ), which doesn’t mean not-awkward, but instead might mean that I’m just forward about my awkwardness · I am rather friendly but I can be ex-tremely shy · i am rather funny and extremely sarcastic · I am rather geeky, I love Harry Potter, Doctor Who, etc · I am rather intelligent, fun (well at least I think I’m a blast), unique, affec-tionate, and I love to try new things (not foods though) · I am rather into my fitness and cannot stand drama · I am rather nerdy · I am rather open, so ask away · I am rather open mind-ed, yet rather traditional when it comes to family · I am rather random · I am rather romantic and probably could be de-scribed as having rose-colored glasses · I am rather shy; how-ever I feed off of other people’s energy · I am rather shy at first, but open up once I know someone better, and I don’t mind answering most question about me · I am rather silly at times, but know when to be serious · I am rather smart and kinda funny · I am rather solidified in my nerd-dom, tv shows,books, movies, comics, the interwebz · I am rather tall and coverd in tattoos despite the way I look I really am a nice/good person · I am ready · I am ready for a boyfriend · I am ready for a good Christian guy that isn’t afraid to have fun with me and just en-joy the life/world God has created · I am ready for a mature man that will treat me like a woman should be · I am ready for a serious relationship · I am ready for it · I am ready for just a mature and loving relationship · I am ready for something le-git now · I am ready for whatever comes my way · I am ready to be in love, but I’m not going to rush it or fake it · I am ready to expand my social circles and make some new and interesting friendships · I am ready to figure out what my long term goals are and start climbing toward them · I am ready to find a good guy who is not all about sex and pleasure · I am ready to find my partner in crime....someone to just goof around with and be totally comfortable · I am ready to find my prince · I am ready to find that special someone · I am ready to have a fami-ly,and do things as a family · I am ready to make someone else

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happy and fill this weird void that being single has given me · I am ready to make this trip, and most of all doing it with style · I am ready to meet “the one” · I am ready to meet a partner in crime · I am ready to meet new people with similar interests · I am ready to meet someone incredible and ultimately start something meaningful and longterm · I am ready to meet someone that can fit into my life style · I am ready to meet the one who can handle my craziness · I am ready to settle down · I am ready to settle down · I am ready to settle down and find a great man · I am ready to settle down and find Mr. Right, the man who God has destined me to be with · I am ready to settle down and find the right man to cuddle with on cold nights · I am ready to settle down and get life moving forward · I am ready to settle down and have a family · I am ready to settle down and have a family · I am ready to settle down and soon begin a family of my own maybe · I am ready to settle down at this point in my life · I am ready to share my life with a nice guy who has the same love for the outdoors · I am ready to start a new chapter in my life · I am ready to start over and find that guy who will not hurt me for once · I am ready to taste · I am real · I am real, honest · I am real, sweet, and goofy · I am real · I am real · I am real · I am real and I have skype so I can def prove it it lets move on · I am real and not a fake person · I am real big on the jibber jabbering · I am real easy going and most things don’t faze me · I am real easy to get along wit, I always smiling but can be quite at times but enough about me · I am real easy to get along with and can keep a convo go-ing for days · I am reali pickin about guys · I am realistic, intel-ligent, and cynical...at times · I am realistic and very sarcas-tic · I am real laid back but hard working with a great job that I love · I am really, really awkward most of the time · I am really, really good at sleeping on buses · I am really a bit of a geek when it comes to technology · I am really a blonde but dyed my hair · I am really adventures and I really enjoy doing outdoors things and also love to live life to the fullest · I am really adven-turous, I love traveling, trying new things, and learning about other perspectives and cultures · I am really adventurous and am always up for trying new things · I am really adventurous

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and down for just about anything · I am really adventurous and I find spontaneity really sexy · I am really a fun loving, out-going person · I am really a laid back person and I don’t have to go out to have fun · I am really all about respect and loyalty · I am really ambitious and a self-learner · I am really a strong minded, straight forward, open minded person · I am really awesome, I love sports especially football · I am really awful at filling these things out so bare with me · I am really awkward and don’t really know what I’m supposed to say on this · I am really bad a describing myself · I am really bad at recalling spe-cific details about anything · I am really bad at stuff like this, so I apologize · I am really bad at talking about myself · I am real-ly bad at talking about myself · I am really bad at talking about myself · I am really bad at that and just keep emotions to my-self · I am really bad at these things, I have no idea what to say half the time · I am really bad at these things · I am really bad at these things · I am really bad at this · I am really bad at this · I am really bad at this · I am really bad at this stuff so ex-cuse me if it’s a terrible read · I am really bad at writing about myself but will do my very best · I am really bad when I have to talk about me but I’ll say that I’m really outgoing, happy and really fun · I am really bad when it comes to talking about my-self, but at the same time I can talk for a long ass time · I am really big into health and fitness · I am really big into music · I am really big into volleyball · I am really big on mutual respect and communication · I am really bored of all the assumptions people make · I am really busy so this is an ideal way to meet people · I am really busy with school and work but in my free time, I like to travel and explore new places · I am really care-free · I am really close to my family, so I make sure to see them a lot · I am really close to my family · I am really close to my mom but, she lives in a different house then me · I am really close to my roommates and my family · I am really close to them, and I miss my niece (who is almost 3) like crazy · I am really close with everyone in my family · I am really close with my family and friends · I am really close with my family and love my dogs · I am really close with my friends and family and like to be spontaneous · I am really competitive and dislike

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weaklings · I am really corny and really cheesy and can’t repeat things ever · I am really curious, and somewhat opinionated · I am really cute · I am really cute · i am really dirty but i enjoy a lot of things lik eatin pizza on a friday night or hanging out with the girls · I am really down to earth, don’t like fake peo-ple · I am really down to earth, don’t party a lot it is really over rated anyway · I am really down to earth, easy to get along with and I just like to have fun · I am really down to earth, I’m un-comfortable wearing a suit · I am really down to earth, I love my family and would like one of my own someday when I meet the right person · I am really down to earth and i am always willing to do anything new and exciting · I am really down to earth but know how to have a good time · I am really down to earth don’t need anything fancy or luxurious to be im-pressed · I am really easy going (no really I am lol), very giggly person but not super girly by any means · I am really easy go-ing, and get along with just about everyone · I am really easy going, I enjoy going out to concerts, shows, movies, camping or really anything with good people · I am really easy going, I love to meet people, and I absolutely love to laugh · I am really easy going, love to just relax and have a beer every now and again · I am really easy going · I am really easy going · I am re-ally easy going · I am really easy going · I am really easy going and genuine, but I do have a sarcastic sense of humor, and so do all my friends · I am really easy going and i love to laugh · I am really easy going and I love to laugh and make other people laugh · I am really easy going and just love to meet new peo-ple · I am really easy going I love to laugh and make others laugh · I am really easy going person and want to fined inter-esting people · I am really easy to get along with · I am really easy to get along with · I am really easy to get along with and like doing almost anything · I am really easy to talk to · I am really easy to talk to and very social · I am really eccentric and a little bit weird, but in a good way · I am really energetic, fun to be around, and pretty quick with the comedic timing · I am really enjoying.working to get to my desired look and weight · I am really enthusiastic about a lot of things (especially life) · I am really excited for summer and going to the beach, etc · I am

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really excited to find a big dumb loving pup but right now I can’t make it back home in the middle of the day so it wouldn’t be fair · I am really excited to meet people and get to know the area · I am really excited to meet some new people and hope-fully make some new friends or whatever comes · I am really excited to say I am finally going to get a Dog · I am really fond of Italy and would greatly love to make some friends in this beautiful country · I am really friendly, mellow, and hard-work-ing · I am really friendly and can be outgoing at times · I am really friendly and goofy · I am really friendly but shy most of the time (if that makes sense) · I am really fun · I am really fun, social, and can make friends with pretty much anyone in a room · I am really fun · I am really fun...I promise · I am really glad I ended up back in Madison · I am really good at giving advice to my friends but not at following it · I am really good at knowing lots of random information and I am a good jeopardy player · I am really good at making people feel comfortable and I love helping people · I am really good at making people laugh · I am really good at not giving a fuck · I am really good at relaxing on the couch too · I am really good at shutting down and thinking purely logically - it’s a little scary some-times, but I bounce back quickly · I am ReALLY good at those games · I am really good at winning them over and one day I’d like to have a whole basketball team of them · I am really good with geography and facts · I am really goofy; I love to laugh and I’m not afraid to look silly · I am really grateful for my life · I am really handy with power tools · I am really hard to read, emotionally wise · I am really horrible at answering things like this · I am really indecisive about big decisions · I am really intelligent but I make really silly mistakes · I am real-ly interested in art and I try to go to museums and plays as of-ten as i can · I am really interested in making friends · I am really interested in music, art, reading, cooking, traveling, laughing, wine, SeC football, coffee, and just being happy · I am really interested in playing in any type of band · I am really interested in public policy and music · I am really into (what I think are) cool geeky-nerdy subjects, and lots of other stuff, too · I am really into: reading movies - taladega Nights is my

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favorite · I am really into beer tasting, and spend at least 2 nights a week at Roosevelt’s (the local craft beer pub) · I am re-ally into biking all over the city · I am really into cheesey jokes and love pick-up lines · I am really into different cultures espe-cially India and I like traveling and exploring new places/ideas · I am really into extreme fitness and health food, but I really really like cookies · I am really into fitness again · I am really into fitness and work out often · I am really in to funny people · I am really into games · I am really into health and fit-ness as well as learning something new everyday · I am really into health and fitness at this point in by life · I am really into hiking and taking long road trips, so this has been the perfect setting for me · I am really into Italian guys, as I am italian and really love my heritage · I am really into Marianas trench, Classified, Macklemore and Swollen Members · I am really into math (it was my first true love) · I am really into Metal but Rock/Punk/Funk I enjoy also · I am really into movies · I am really into music, I play alot of instruments(cello,guitar,bass, and learning the drums) · I am really into music, songwriting, education, running, sports, the arts, and discovering new peo-ple and places · I am really into music; it affects my mood and is a part of my everyday life · I am really into music all kinds · I am really Into music and love seeing live shows · I am really into my Detroit Sports teams, and bike riding has become a new hobby of mine · I am really into my hobbies · I am really into photography, And marine life · I am really into photogra-phy · I am really into photography and own my own company doing just that · I am really into rabble rousing, high thread-count sheets, and national public radio · I am really into skate-boarding and music · I am really into sports (fair warning:) ...im a huge washington husky fan, seahawks, and mariners · I am really into sports, I play soccer twice a week and one of my favorite things to do is to go to sports events · I am really into sports, music, cars, animals, photography, and being out-doors · I am really into sports - love playing soccer, long dis-tance running and tennis · I am really into sports and cars · I am really into sports whether it be playing or watching them · I am really into SteM (science, technology, engineering, &

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mathematics) and enjoy geeking out about airplanes, space, and technology · I am really into television and movies · I am really into the 1900’s through the 1950’s · I am really into the-atre and opera · I am really into the outdoors, i evjoy fishing, hiking, and i love a beautiful sunset · I am really into under-standing the world, travelling, talking, experiencing · I am re-ally into white guys but sadly can not find one that can treat me right yet · I am really involved in the arts · I am really just an honest and selfless person, I’d say modest as well but I feel bad about complimenting myself so much · I am really just a simple girl, I am open to any thing new I love the beach read-ing and just hanging out · I am really just checking this out · I am really just trying to experience the most out of this awe-somely crazy place known as NYC · I am really just trying to figure myself out and attempting to smile along the way · I am really just trying to relax and take life one day at a time · I am really laid-back and tend to make sarcastic comments about stuff · I am really laid back, but I’m also determined and hard working · I am really laid back, love a good laugh, good friends, wine, books, and long runs · I am really laid back, love to laugh, a bit sarcastic - definitely a free spirit · I am really laid back and down to earth · I am really laid back and easy going · I am real-ly laid back and easy going and like to meet new people · I am really laid back and easy to get along with · I am really laid back and easy to get a long with · I am really laid back and enjoy tak-ing on new adventures · I am really laidback and it takes a lot to get me uppity about anything · I am really laid back and just like to have a good time, doing whatever it is I’m doing at that moment · I am really laid back and like to have fun · I am really laid back and love to meet new people · I am really laid back and super easy to get along with · I am really laid back an fun · I am really little · I am really loud and like to throw things at the tv · I am really low key fun outgoing and humble I love to have fun anda girly girl that loves sports · I am really more of the restaurant/wine bar/live music/movie goer type · I am re-ally motivated into staying fit and healthy · I am really nice, and I’m kind of a big nerd · I am really nice and non judge-mental · I am really nice though · I am really not · I am really

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not · I am really not all that · I am really not all that interest-ing · I am really not as proper as I sound haha · I am really not good a describing myself because I feel that most people only see the good in them self and is never able to convey their true person · I am really not good at this online stuff · I am really not hard to please · I am really not interested in being with someone passive who has no voice of her own · I am really not one to speak about or describe myself but I’m a very open book, so ask away · I am really not that picky..) I’ve been through a lot of stuff in the last year · I am really not the type to talk about myself · I am really not very girly · I am really not very good at these · I am really old fashioned and have even been called an old soul · I am really open, laid back and basical-ly just love to have a good time · I am really open to trying any-thing new · I am really outgoing, fun to be around, silly but very mature for my age, and stuck in between fat and skinny, I have nice legs though · I am really out going, sometimes a goofball · I am really out going and love talking to people · I am really out of the club phase of my life but concerts are great · I am really pasionate about my friends and family and I love an-imals · I am really passionate about adoption regarding kids and animals · I am really passionate about being creative and my job, as long as I don’t need to work 80 hours a week · I am really passionate about education/policy · I am really passion-ate about helping others, and teaching people new things · I am really passionate about my career, family and friends · I am really passionate about my work, but I like to balance it out with some traveling, adventure, and fun · I am really patient and i love kids i used to be a ccd teacher · I am really picky about my friends I’ve had a couple talk crap about me · I am really picky and impulsive · I am really playful and silly; I’m ba-sically like a class clown of the group · I am really pretty simple and laid back · I am really quick witted · I am really quiet around people I don’t know · I am really quite simple and straightforward · I am really really just beyond sick of this shit · I am really relaxed and love to go on long pointless cruis-es · I am really sarcastic, and it can get me into trouble at times · I am really sarcastic and I have a weird dry humor that

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usually ends with me giggling by myself · I am really sarcastic and like making stupid puns, mostly to see people’s exasperat-ed responses · I am really science oriented · i am really sensi-tive and i tend not to rush myself into a relationship, i feel i have been hurt plenty of times more then ever needed in a life-time · I am really shy, and lacking a bit in confidence · I am really shy · I am really shy and awkward at first · I am really shy at first, but can come out of my bubble once I’m comfortable · I am really shy at first, but I open up pretty quickly · I am really shy but I’ve been coming out of my shell quite a bit recently · I am really silly · I am really silly and can be a huge dork at times and would only hope to find a partner to laugh the night away with · I am really silly but I know when to be serious · I am re-ally small, and totally have a complex about it · I am really smart, talented and loves to cook · I am really smart but hot at the same time · I am really social and go out often · I am really social and i love to be around people · I am really straight for-ward · I am really strange · I am really sweet, outgoing, open minded and easy to talk to · I am really sweet, though I have my moments · I am really sweet · I am really sweet and car-ing · I am really terrible at talking to people online, especially about myself · I am really terrible at writing these things · I am really the guy next door with a fun sense of humor · I am really tired of giving my heart just for it to be broken · I am really upbeat most of the time · I am really weird · I am really well rounded, I like most anything - am really easy going · I am re-ally white · I am real mellow, and modest · I am real picky, I work hard to be who I am so I deserve to be · I am realy a fun person to be around and like to have fun i write alot and like music going to concerts · I am realy just trying to love life right now · I am reasonably new to antalya (oK, a year and a half) and love to meet new people and do new things · I am recently bought a vw westfalia, and I’ve decided I’m going to live in it this summer, down by rivers or in the mountains · I am re-cently divorced · I am recently divorced but it was a long time coming (drama free) · I am recently finished my undergrad at UGA · I am recently separated and I am just enjoying the pro-cess of discovering the new me · I am recently single and am

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hoping this time around to find a good and honest woman to have in my life · I am recently single and live in my own place · I am recent Nashville transplant after spending the last 4 years as a teacher in New england · I am receptive to new things and like to investigate life to the · I am reckless, open, and wild · I am reeeally quiet, picky, spontaneous and opinionated · I am reeeeeeeally bad with talking about myself unless it’s in story form · I am referred to as horse-like · I am refreshingly witty, empathetic, and the most smartest · I am related to the Native American Chief, Chief Pontiac · I am relatively artistic · I am relatively good with most movies, music, and types of enter-tainment · I am relatively inexperienced at this, so I’ll give it my best shot · I am relatively introverted although I can be pretty loud with my friends · I am relax and open minded · I am relaxed, outgoing, passionate, romantic and like to make humor a part of every day · I am relaxed, smiling, and joyfull · I am relaxed, thoughtful, and focused · I am relaxed and prefer to keep to myself, so I’m not super outgoing or anything · I am relaxed but when its time to be serious i can be · I am relaxed for the most part · I am reliable, honest (this has gotten me in trouble), and I’m rarely late · I am reliable, mischievous, and caring · I am religious but don’t attend church regularly · I am religious but not fanatic and I am open to the world · I am reli-gious though I’m not crazy or obsessive about it · I am renais-sance · I am repeated prize-winner of some karate competi-tions of city scale · I am reserved, dependable, and a well-kept secret · I am reserved, disillusioned, and idealistic · I am Re-served and a bit sarcastic at times · I am reserved around peo-ple I don’t know, but really like leadership positions · I am re-served sophisticated I’m all about my business and I’m all about pleasure as well · I am reserved until approached, I guess · I am resilient, fuck this shit, and optimistic · I am resil-ient and have been through a lot · I am respectful, calm and curious · I am respectful, intelligent, and curious · I am re-spectful · I am respectful and easygoing; i love art and cultural events, the outdoors, and dogs · I am respectful and fun, and funny · I am respectful and fun loving · I am respectful and set goals i plan to achieve · I am respectful of other people’s be-

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liefs, I just don’t share them · I am respectful of others feel-ings, and would never intentionally hurt anyone · I am respon-sible, but think life would be pretty boring without an occasional spontaneous adventure · I am responsible, I’m a cook, i’m going to college for the second time · I am responsi-ble, mature, outgoing, and talkative · I am responsible and hard working · I am responsible but can close a bar or take a random adventure with the best of them · I am responsible but I do not like to take life to seriously · I am responsible clean school family job and work · I am retired, So I have all the free time in the world.I love music oldies and country · I am ridicu-lous, gentle, and persnickety · I am rock girl and I believe that dirty laundry should be aired at home and NeVeR in public · I am romantic, but generally more lithromantic in tendency · I am Romantic, Caring, and Sweet · I am romantic, Christian, and faithful · I am romantic, dark, and wierd · I am romantic, dedicated, and laid back · I am romantic, funny, and athletic · I am romantic, funny, and kind · I am Romantic, Funny, and Loving · I am romantic, humorous, and naughty · I am roman-tic, outgoing, love icecream and chocolate · I am romantic, sarcastical, and shy · I am romantic, strong minded, and inde-pendent · I am romantic · I am romantic · I am romantic and idealistic · I am romantic and idealistic about guys and rela-tionship · I am romantic at heart and hope to find that special lady to share some wonderful memories with · I am romatic, fun, and loveable · I am rooted in a philosophy of nonviolence, service to others and compassion · I am rowdy but in a respec-tive manner · I am rushmore-ish, tenenbaum-y, and zis-sou-like · I am sad · I am sad that Houston doesn’t have a bo-tanical garden · I am safe but like to take calculated risks, whether they’re in fashion or romance, and I am not afraid to be noticed · I am Salvadoran · I am salvadorean, black and Ital-ian · I am sane & normal, especially by LA standards · I am sane and generally low drama · I am sanguine, bright, and sen-sual · I am sarah down to earth girl who has her shit togeth-er · I am sarcastic, a lot · I am sarcastic, amusing, affectionate, smart, unique, and occasionally cranky · I am sarcastic, and a bit of a smart mouth · I am sarcastic, animated, and texan · I

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am sarcastic, bright, and determined · I am sarcastic, cant handle it keep it movin · I am sarcastic, comedic, and shy · I am sarcastic, cynical, and sassy · I am sarcastic, easy going, ad-venturous, pretty chill and love to have a good time · I am sar-castic, fun, and easy going · I am sarcastic, funny and always on the go · I am sarcastic, laid-back, and fun · I am sarcastic, laugh a lot, and probably spend too much time procrastinating on things · I am sarcastic, loving, and lady · I am sarcastic, nice, and I’m always smiling · I am sarcastic, open-minded, and creative · I am sarcastic, opinionated, and I rarely shut up · I am sarcastic, outgoing, and compassionate · I am sarcas-tic, pessimistic, and easy going · I am sarcastic, phenomenal, and adorable For the record, I do not drink · I am sarcastic, playful, witty and animated · I am sarcastic, play guitar, and do film stuff · I am sarcastic, ridiculous, and cupcakes · I am sarcastic, smart, and funny · I am sarcastic, smiley, gregari-ous, and I find life to be fun · I am sarcastic, sober, and self deprecating · I am sarcastic, tend to speak my mind and can be really loud or really quiet depending on my mood · I am sar-castic, too · I am sarcastic, twisted, and can be kind of a di ck...but it’s one of those qualities people find adorable...I sup-pose · I am sarcastic, witty, and, at times, facetious · I am sar-castic, witty, nerdy, and sometimes fun to talk to · I am sarcas-tic · I am sarcastic · I am sarcastic · I am sarcastic · I am sarcastic · I am sarcastic · I am sarcastic · I am sarcastic · I am sarcastic · I am sarcastic...but i can take is as well as i can dish it · I am sarcastic a lot of the time, but all in good fun · I am sarcastic and a little too forward at times but I’m a complete sweetheart · I am sarcastic and am a smartass at times · I am sarcastic and blunt, yet kind and caring · I am sarcastic and blunt · I am sarcastic and bubbly · I am sarcastic and can be funny · I am sarcastic and facetious but not totally clear on the difference between the two · I am sarcastic and fun and really outgoing- more than one person has told me I have a “big per-sonality” · I am sarcastic and fun to be around · I am sarcastic and have a pretty dry sense of humor · I am sarcastic and I have a dry sense of humor, some people don’t get it but when they do its funny trust me · I am sarcastic and I like to joke

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around, but I also enjoy a good intellectual conversation · I am sarcastic and I over exaggerate a lot, its part of my humor · I am sarcastic and laid back · I am sarcastic and love a good laugh anytime · i am sarcastic and love to have fun · I am sar-castic and love to laugh (even at myself) · I am sarcastic and very outspoken · I am sarcastic as all hell with a hard shell and a soft center · I am sarcastic as fuck · I am sarcastic at times, and have a good sense of humor...and enjoy good conversa-tions and debates · I am sarcastic at times · I am sarcastic at times · I am sarcastic at times · I am sarcastic at times but al-ways in a joking manner · I am sarcastic but generally friend-ly · I am sarcastic but i love to laugh ;) I am a travelere I’m not a native American · I am sarcastic but know when to be sin-cere · I am sarcastic but not mean-spirited, I hit my head on things constantly, and I have had about as much of the bar scene as I can stomach · I am sarcasticly, witty, and abnor-mal · I am sarcastic most of the time but that’s one of the rea-sons people love me · I am sarcastic to a fault and often miss when it offends someone · I am sarcastic which seems to piss a lot of people off · I am SARCAStIC which sometimes is misin-terpreted , witty at times, and anyone that can be the same way or accept that is a champ in my book · I am sardonic, analyti-cal, and likes puppies · I am sassy, classy, and a bit smart-as-sy · I am sassy, independant, and casual · I am sassy, sexy, and classy · I am sassy, silly, and fun · I am sassy, strong-willed, and loyal, with a love for all things Brazilian · I am sassy · I am sassy · I am sassy and sarcastic · I am satirical, eclectic, and colorful · I am scarcastic and can take it as much as I give it · I am scared of girls · I am scared of the world, let me reside in my mind · I am scared of wind at night · I am science-oriented and like going to art museums, attending festivals (or smaller venues), and playing childish games · I am Scotch Irish and it shows · I am Scottish, I have a cool accent, and I look good in a kilt · I am Scottish · I am scrumptious, flirty, and kind · I am secretly a romantic, it’s just hard to get to · I am secretly a su-per villain · I am secretly a timelord, and I train dinosaurs · I am secretly a writer masquerading as a PR person · I am se-cure & happy with myself, but...Life is meant for 2 · I am se-

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cure & happy with myself · I am selective · I am selectively pragmatic and will sometimes fumble my words · I am selec-tive when it comes to the people closest to me but that does not mean I am stuck up · I am self-assured, charming, and blunt · I am self-confident, but not arrogant, loyal, faithful, and trust-worthy · I am self-deprecating, sarcastic, and funny · I am self-employed, which means my work schedule isn’t always 9-5 · I am self-employed · I am self-proclaimed pop culture junkie as well as a lover of fashion, travel, food, tLC shows and my pomeranian pup named Kenny · I am self-sufficient, goal-oriented, and career minded · I am self-sufficient, inde-pendent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me · I am self-sufficient, inde-pendent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me · I am self-sufficient, inde-pendent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me · I am self-sufficient, self-ac-tualized and pretty darn handy, if I say so myself · I am self disciplined, socialable, and straightforward · I am self driven, positive minded and bold · I am self employed, working on a couple of different projects · I am self employed · I am self em-ployed and own two businesses · I am self employed with my own business · I am selfish, impatient, and a little insecure · I am selfish, impatient and a little crazy · I am selfish · I am self-ish to all except the one thing worth being selfless for · I am selfless, genuine, and truthful · I am selfless, often to a fault and I’m trying to edit that in a way which doesn’t always leave me as the chewed up · I am self motivated · i am self motivat-ed, kind caring animal lover · I am self motivated,Love having fun,enjoy the outdoors · I am self motivated; I like to keep my-self occupied and physically active · I am self reliant · I am self sufficent, I like Star Wars, whiskey, men with beards, and kiss-es · I am semi-artsy · I am semi-new to New York · I am sensi-ble to art, wine and good food · I am sensitive, caring, and lov-able · I am sensitive, empathetic, and intuitive · I am sensitive, passionate, loyal and intelligent · I am sensitive and fun loving and honest · I am sensitive and positive in the life · I am sensi-tive enough but I can get my hands dirty too · I am sensitive to

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and listen to a woman’s needs · I am sensual, honest, and ad-venturous · I am sensual and attentive · I am separated and going through a divorce · I am separated at the moment · I am serious, sweeeeet, and sensitive · I am serious about my faith · I am serious about my religion and I’m always trying to strengthen my faith · I am serious about school, but definitely enjoy a fun night out as well · I am serious about the right things, although I tend to live by the mantra of not taking my-self too seriously · I am serious about the serious things in life and have fun with the fun parts of life · I am serious enough at work during the week, so I feel justified in laughing with the silly · I am seriously awful at this whole filling out summaries thing, so ask me anything and I’ll answer · I am seriously not above a “that’s what she said” · I am serious most of the time but I Do have a sense of humor (mostly sarcastic in nature) · I am serious only when I need to be · I am serious when it comes to my work, but I like to be on the lighter side of things when it comes to my friends and personal life · I am set in my ways and stable · I am settled · I am severely anti-fascist · I am se-verely honest · I am sex-positive · I am sex-positive · I am sex-positive and body-positive, and I appreciate when other people are too · I am sexy, adventures, and open minded · I am sexy, beautiful, and lovely · I am sexy, blonde, and easy · I am sexy, clever, and respectful · I am sexy, geeky, and sports-ori-ented · I am sexy, gobby, and horny · I am sexy, independent, and tons of fun · I am sexy, kinky, and wet · I am sexy, open minded, and kinky · I am sexy, strong, and funny · I am sexy, unique, and Funny · I am sexy · I am sexy and I know it · I am shameless · I am shaped more like an athlete · I am sharp, cheeky, and over sensative · I am shawn downs · I am she, who’s seen the wind, and yet went on · I am short (5’4”) and overweight, but working on it · I am short, blonde, and fun · I am short, but resourceful for my height · I am short, cheery, and tickalish · I am short, chunky, tattooed, and my hair is al-ways a funky color · I am short, i like happy things · I am short, just like life · I am short, kindhearted, and very giving · I am short, light, and handsome · I am short, sweet, and and · I am short and curvy · I am short and I never stop · I am short and

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sassy that’s why I’m usually single · I am short and sweet · I am short lol I’m only 5’2” Im skinny but I’m not anorexic · I am short skinny white and proud of it · I am short with a tall per-sonality · I am shy, and I blush easily · I am shy, and that seems to get confused with being antisocial for most people · I am shy, but friendly · I am shy, but I am working on being more out going · I am shy, caring, and a bit dorky · I am shy, caring, and honest · I am shy, compassionate, and honest · I am shy, creative, and easily amused · I am shy, easygoing, and laid back · I am shy, my favorite word is dingus and I’m a lanky fuq · I am shy, passionate, and eccentric · I am shy, quiet, and thoughtful · I am shy, quiet but most often than not people thinks I am a snob which is somewhat true-maybe just a little bit · I am shy, quiet except not really · I am shy, sarcastic, ran-dom, loving, caring, faithful · I am shy, til i get too know some-one · I am shy, till I’m comfortable · I am shy · I am shy · i am shy a lil but i can get over that · I am shy and awkward, and put my foot in my mouth more times than a contortionist with a foot fetish issue · I am shy and hard to read · I am shy and hon-est person · I am shy and i’m a bit of a loner · I am shy and qui-et which hides my eagerness to try new things · I am shy and sarcastic until I’m comfortable, and then I’m just sarcastic · I am shy and sweet but I also know how to have a good time · I am shy around most people and anything but with my friends · I am shy at first, but always myself · I am shy at first, but I’ve been known to spit out the occasional hilarious one-liner · I am shy at first, but I warm up quickly · I am shy at first, but once anyone spends enough time with me, they real-ize I am a weirdo · I am shy at first, but once I’m more comfort-able I’m very outgoing and fun · I am shy at first, but once I am comfortable with someone I am (hopefully) quite person-able · I am shy at first, but that doesn’t last long · I am shy at first, but that doesn’t last once I get to know someone · I am shy at first · I am shy at first around new people · I am shy at first but I eventually warm up · I am shy at first but i warm up sooner then later · I am shy at first but once I feel safe I open up a feel confident · I am shy at first but once I get to know someone I’m a very open person · I am shy at first but once I

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get to know someone I have no issues discussing anything · I am shy at first but once I open up, I can become very socia-ble · I am shy at first but then open up · I am shy at first but warm up easily · I am shy at first till I get to no u · I am shy at first until I get to know the other person · I am shy at that age of 21 sad a little · I am shy but caring and kind person · I am shy but I’ve also been told that I’m bubbly · I am shy but I am very outspoken · I am shy but warm up to people in time · I am shy damnit · I am shy in the field of love, but I wanna try to do my best and be open for any oportunity · I am shy quite · I am shy rather than bold · I am shy to begin with · I am shy until I warm up to the situation · I am shy until one gets to know me, and then I have the opposite problem · I am shy when getting to know someone but when I’m comforable I can be very talk-ative · I am shy when I first meet people but I tend to open up quickly · I am shy when I first meet people but once I get to know someone I am outgoing and flirtatious · I am shy when I first meet someone or when I’m in a new situation · I am shy when I meet strangers · I am shy when it comes to intimacy and the other sex, but pretty outgoing once I’m comfortable around people · I am sick and tired of the games and drama · I am sick and tried of guys who can just think that I’m a piece of ass to them · I am sick of immature woman that I give every-thing too and get screwed over with · I am sick of the games that go on between men & women I am drama free & have no time in my life for someone who isnt real, caring & affection-ate · I am sick of the high school games guys play · I am sick of the hurt and dont wanna hurt anymore · I am sick of the usual routine and dime a dozen guys · I am sick of the whole “non serious lets just screw” relationships that I keep getting sucked into · I am silly & sarcastic but I can be serious when I need to be · I am silly, a smart ass, and open minded · I am silly, com-passionate, and understanding · I am silly, confident, and spontanious · I am silly, cuddly, and easily amused · I am silly, energetic, down to earth, quick-witted, fun-loving, very nice, good girl · I am silly, fun and energetic which is why babies find my amusing · I am silly, honest, and musical · I am silly, hopeful, and intelligent · I am silly, intelligent, and nomadic · I

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am silly, loyal, an animal lover, good hearted and a giving per-son · I am silly, open minded, imaginative and analytical - and as curious as the day is long for absolutely no reason whatsoev-er · I am silly, outgoing, and dedicated · I am silly, smart, and love to enjoy life · I am silly, smart, and pretty · I am silly, so-phisticated, and down to earth · I am silly, strange, and a lot of the time just completely all over the place · I am silly, stubborn, and hard-working · I am silly · I am silly all the time · I am silly and corny and like to lay in the weeds and observe · I am silly and I do silly things- I’m a kid at heart with a fiercely driven personality and need someone who can keep up with that · I am silly and I laugh at everything · I am silly and I love to make others laugh, as well as myself · I am Silly and love to laugh · I am silly and love to laugh but I don’t take myself too serious-ly · I am silly and thoughtful and would love to meet someone who genuinely makes me happy · I am silly and weird but Im always a good time and would love to meet new people · I am silly as all hell · I am silly but serious when needed, fun but not stupid, I’m country but not a hillbilly and have morals but not a stick in the mud · I am silly girl in this crazy world · I am silly to the core but dont play when it comes to my money · I am simpel and fun · I am simple, cute, and sweet · I am simple, de-scent and educated person · I am simple, easy going, and kind · I am simple, gregarious, and kind-hearted · I am simple, intellectual, and empathetic · I am simple,loving and freind-ly...sometimes moody · I am simple, passionate, and sexy · I am simple, straightforward, and strange and I don’t like this section · I am simple, sweet and outgoing · I am simple, yet confusing and extremely blunt · I am simple · I am simple · I am simple and complex, and I do my best to ensure I am any-thing but confusing · I am simple and cool guy · I am simple and enjoy the simple things in life · I am simple and I am Not materialistic · i am simple and smart, i sometimes prefer be-ing alone and mostly spends my time lying on my bed and most of the time in front of tv or computer · I am simple as u see and im fun with · I am simple girl · I am simple guy who likes to have fun · I am simple is a lot of ways, in that I’m not very much of a status seeker or affluence climber · I am simple

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kind of guywho loves to dance watch movies and most any-thing outdoors · I am simple person who likes travelling surf-ing and good food · i am simple person who trying to live every moment of life happy · I am simple yet complex if that makes any sense and by most accounts misunderstood · I am sim-ply · I am simply cool · I am simply myself · I am simply some-one that values a good binge series on Netflix, great conversa-tion and her friends · I am simply terrible at talking about myself unless posed direct questions · I am simply what I am, or I begin to be that · I am simultaneously scared of nothing and everything because of this · I am simultaneously worried about carrying on for too long and leaving this profile too bare · I am sincera, cuidadosa, and carinhosa · I am sincera, timida, and apasionada · I am sincere, athletic, and caring · I am sincere, but not too serious about it · I am sincere, honest, trustworthy,curious, just an all out genuine person · I am sin-cere, old fashioned, and interesting · I am sincere, open-mind-ed, diverse, and humble · I am sincerely invested in becoming a happier and healthier person everyday · I am sincerely opti-mistic while maintaining a healthy washington-cynicism · I am sincere to a fault · I am single, 5’11 tall, 185lbs, Athletic to muscular build · I am single, athletic, artistic, intelligent, well educated (both inside the classroom and out), and compas-sionate · I am single, attractive, fit, fun, honest · I am SINGLe, A WHIte WItCH, and SWeet · I am single, basically a party girl · I am single, cute, and lovable · I am single, educated, no kids, God-fearing · I am single, happy, and confident · I am single, happy and confident · I am single, have a full-time job, no children (no baby daddy drama), have a car, and live on my own · I am single, never been married, and do not have any children · I am single, never married, have a house, dog, Har-ley, and a lot of friends · I am single, never married and per-fectly happy being alone but like is meant to be shared · I am single, no kids, never been married, I have a job, College de-gree,car and just enough ambition · I am single, no kids, never married · I am single, no kids, work 2 jobs and am pretty frig-ging laid back and chill · I am single, no kids and easy to get along with · I am single, straight, no kids · I am single, work-

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ing on my career, and having a great time while I don’t have many responsibilities · I am single, would like to meet that knight with slightly tarnished armor, but hey, we all have to dream · I am single · I am single · I am single · I am single · I am single · I am single · I am single · I am single · I am sin-gle · I am single · I am single....i like to have fun, whether its goin out or stayin in...i love to learn about new religions · I am single after 16 years of marriage and I’m ready to start enjoy-ing life again · I am single and I don’t hook up or do any of that · I am single and i love to meet new friends · I am single and never been married · I am single and ready to mingle · I am single and trying to give my kids a good life · I am single because i recently came out of a long term relationship and am actually enjoying being so for now · I am singleee & its whatev-er · I am single have been year · I am single I have no kids , I recently just moved to Florida from Connecticut · I am single mom · I am single mother of two wonderful kids · I am single mother to two BeAUtIFUL (okay I am bias but still they are!!) little girls: Hayley who is four and Madison who is one · I am single now · I am single n straight · I am single ready to mingle :D · I am single white male living in Southern California · I am single w no kids · I am single woman that lives in the Akron, ohio area · I am six feet tall, 190 pounds, 34 inch waist, shaved heads and blue eyes · I am skanky, hanky, and panky · I am skin, bones, blood, flesh, energy, and a constant work in prog-ress · I am skinny, random, and athletic · I am slightly addict-ed to tattoos, I have 10 so far, and I plan to be mostly covered someday · I am slightly competitive · I am slightly geeky and I love transformers lol · I am slightly introverted i enjoy being around people but large groups · I am slightly obsessed with Lucy · I am slightly obsessed with my rabbits · I am slightly ob-sessed with the Ravens and orioles (my pictures may or may not give that away) · I am slightly obsessed with yoga and go nearly everyday · I am slightly oCD so I keep things pretty clean and organized · I am slightly shy - it’s hard for me to start a conversation, but I have no problem taking part of one once its started · I am slowly (but surely) making tic marks on the map of places i’ve been · I am slowly but surely losing weight

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(currently 268) so I do have to maintain eating a healthier type of diet · I am slow to trust, but very loyal · I am sly, brainy, and off-beat · I am small, fun-loving, and strange · I am small, weird, and funny · I am small but most people don’t notice that till they get close because I tend to act much bigger than I am · I am small hence the name Keeblerette since I’m a female Keebler elf · I am smart, active, outgoing, independent and, at times, brutally honest · I am smart, adventerous, and kind · I am smart, althlitc, I love spots, reading, music of all types, hanging out, movies, book, and food of all types · I am smart, ambitious, and hardworking · I am smart, ambitious, and in-dependent · I am smart, and very caring · I am smart, artistic, and sexy · I am smart, athletic, and funny · I am smart, attrac-tive, funny (at least I think so), confident and outgoing · I am smart, but I suck at real world shit · I am smart, confident, am-bitious and self-motivated · I am smart, confident, indepen-dent, feisty, and honest · I am smart, driven, and enjoy life · I am smart, easygoing, and like to have fun · I am smart, educat-ed, funny, and friendly · I am smart, fun, and caring · I am smart, fun, and cute · I am smart, fun, and low-maintenance · I am smart, fun, and slim · I am smart, funny, and assertive · I am smart, funny, and beautiful · I am smart, funny, and driv-en · I am smart, funny, and easy going · I am smart, funny, and entertaining · I am smart, funny, and honest · I am smart, fun-ny, and shy · I am smart, funny, hard working, and indepen-dent · I am smart, funny and outgoing · I am smart, funny and wild · I am smart, generous and helpful · I am smart, happy, conscientious, and just grateful to enjoy the flow of life · I am smart, hard working, have tons of interests · I am smart, I’m funny, and god damn it people like me · I am smart, I’m not unattractive · I am smart, I’m still in school, funny I like to hangout alot i love to read and laugh · I am smart, italian, and spunky · I am smart, kind, and full of spunk · I am smart, kind, empathic · I am smart, kind, funny, clean, healthy, fit, bookish, brainy, kinda nerdy, sometimes silly, and politically left/liber-al/progressive · I am smart, level-headed, and driven, and I take pride in not being the typical dumb blonde · I am smart, loyal, and honest to a fault · I am smart, passionate, funny,

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supportive, and stable · I am smart, sarcastic, playful and will-ing to try new things · I am smart, sassy and fun · I am smart, sometimes aggressively so · I am smart, spontaneous, strong, and find humor in almost any situation · I am smart, sweet, and funny · I am smart, sweet, and silly · I am smart, witty, sarcastic, and a little opinionated, but I don’t take myself too seriously · I am smart · I am smart · I am smart and driven and inevitably end up spending a few nights a week on my couch marathoning shows I perpetually need to catch up on · I am smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation · I am smart and I know when to be serious, but the thought of going through every day serious as stone is boring as sin · I am smart and rea-sonably funny · I am smart and witty and loyal to a fault · I am smart but considerate · I am smart but like to party and have fun · I am smartfun, funny, and beautiful · I am smart fun ad-venturous · I am smart fun loving laid back and easy to talk to · I am smart funny a little sarcastic and a lot of fun just wait and see · I am smarty pants, intense, and savvy · I am smell good, clean cut,open minded, down to earth,, medium build · I am smilely, outgoing, and crazy/random · I am smiley, intelli-gent, well-traveled and · I am smiley, scottish, and too sarcas-tic · I am smiley, silly, and curious · I am smiling, tender, ro-mantic man with warm heart and lots of love to give · I am smoochy, poofy, and dead serious · I am snarky, miniscule, and learned · I am snuggleable, romantic, and intelligent · I am s nurse assistant and love my job · I am so, damn, and awe-some · I am so bad at texting vbut I’d prefer it over being on this site or app all the time · I am so bad at these · I am so bad at this but I’m Patrick · I am sober and only drink occasionally, and I am not for cigarettes either · I am so blessed, yes, yes · I am so blessed that we remain close to this day · I am so blessed to have HIS favors all the time · I am sociable, but I’m honestly not a “party girl” (I won’t go out every weekend) · I am sociable, friendly, apparently funny, sometimes described as a bit weird (but in a good way) and love to spend time with friends and family · I am sociable and have a sense of humor · I am sociable and smiley · I am sociable but to become my friend can take

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time · I am social, ambitious, compassionate, positive, spiritu-al, and silly as hell · I am social, charismatic and kind-heart-ed · I am social, clumsy, ageless, and I’ve been told a tad too caring · I am social, happy, and curious · I am social, hilarious, and simple · I am social, spontaneous, and geeky · I am social and can be very chatty at times · I am social and like to go out and meet people · I am social and love being around people · I am social and outgoing but always down for a good math problem or science project · I am socially awkward · I am so cool about many of life’s irregularities that I often fall victim to the “good guy finishes last” doctrine · I am so damn in love with myself and my son that I wonder if life can get better than this · I am so excited · I am so excited · I am so far pleased with the way my life is going · I am so fortunate to have wonderful friends and family and a job I simply adore · I am soft-hair, friendly, and random · I am soft and cuddly and caring and honest and hard and distrustful and badass and blunt and fu-rious · I am soft and warm and I enjoy food · I am so glad I have a brother and dad who help me do most of these things...otherwise I’d be lost · I am so good at cooking, I won a Chili Cook-off · I am So good at solving puzzles, so dont even try to get one over on me · I am so good in the art of letting go than holding on · I am so grateful for the opportunities and experi-ences I’ve had so far in my life · I am so happy to be back in D.C · I am so laid back and not high maintenance at all · I am sold out for God · I am so lucky to have older siblings but more importantly to have the sweetest and funniest nieces and nephew · I am some kind of musical nerd, i have a bit of an odd sense of humour, i try to be a considerate person, and so on · I am some kind of workoholic · I am someone · I am someone extremely busy · I am someone that likes to keep it real · I am someone that lives by the code of tolerance/acceptance · I am someone who: - Is very affectionate · I am someone who can easily develop a passion for new things, and at the same time, I have a wide variety of interests right now · I am someone who can share the remote and game controller · I am someone who can talk for hours about anything sociological · I am someone who does best in small groups or with individuals · I

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am someone who enjoys a great time · I am someone who en-joys and even needs a little spontaneity in their life · I am someone who enjoys novelty, adventure and spontaneity · I am someone who had a rough childhood but don’t believe this is necessarily negative and that it has made my character much stronger · I am someone who is good with my hands, I can cook or build almost anything · I am someone who is loyal and honors promises · I am someone who just likes to enjoy life · I am someone who just likes to have fun and do whatev-er...I’m not high strung and I’ve got a quick sense of humor · I am someone who likes getting out, and leaving the computer screen behind · I am someone who likes to have fun and enjoys a good conversation · I am someone who likes to laugh and have a good time · I am someone who lives the “lifetime learn-er philosophy · I am someone who loves life · I am someone who loves to take advantage of life and try to live it to the full-est · I am someone who loves to travel, Laugh - and I’m Sport Addicted,Just became a Certified personal trainer · I am someone who loves to travel and has a penchant for sarcastic remarks · I am someone who simply likes to enjoy life and tries to focus only on important things · I am someone who takes care of himself, both mentally and physically · I am someone who works extremely hard to achieve the goals I have set for myself · I am something, but not quietly, like a Dharma Bum · I am sometimes a shy and quiet person · I am sometimes out-spoken at times · I am sometimes painfully shy, but talking about books or science (etc.) helps to bring me out · I am sometimes self- concious, sometimes very confident · I am sometimes shy, but i come out of my shell quickly · I am some-times to honest for my own good · I am some times to serious and I don’t like tense moments · I am somewat reserved and shy when I meet new people, but somewhat opposite of that in my professional life · I am somewhat addicted to coffee and not really a morning person · I am somewhat a fan of nature and doing outdoorsy things · I am somewhat a goof ball like making people laugh · I am somewhat eccentric guy who loves the city, art shows, good restaurants and speakeasies · I am somewhat erratic, a terrible speller and I pick my nose · I am

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somewhat fashionable and like to go shopping · I am some-what intelligent and enjoy having conversations about, as-tronomy, science, the zombie apocalypse and how I would prepare for that shit · I am somewhat more interesting than this profile would indicate · I am somewhat of a bookworm · I am somewhat of a geek and like comic books and video games as I mentioned · I am somewhat of a home body · I am some-what of an adrenaline junkie; skydiving and rollercoasters are definitely up my alley · I am somewhat of a nerd, but not in-sanely so · I am somewhat of a thrill seeker and am up to try anything once · I am somewhat of a walking dichotomy · I am somewhat shy when first I meet someone but that soon passes and I become my usual joking, sarcastic self · I am somewhat technologically savvy · I am somewhat tomboyish · I am some-what unknowledgeable when it comes to recently popular bands, actors or other celebrities · I am somewhat white-washed but also very asian at the same time :P depends on the situation I guess lol · I am somteimes a geek, sometimes a nerd, can’t hide my handyness, shy at first, sometimes clumsy with words, clumsy with writting · I am so much cooler on-line · I am so much more...but for now I’m just me · I am so much more than this but I don’t have the words · I am sonny · I am soo close to the edge of the life that I’ve sacrificed and strive for · I am soon finished with my Associates in Account-ing and will be working toward my Bachelors in Finance · I am soon to be a graduated senior from the UW with a degree in Political economy and a minor in international Studies · I am Sophisticated, exotic, and eyecatching · I am sophisticated, funny, and sweet · I am so playful and childish it’s incredible · I am so proud that they have been together for 30 years and wish for the same in my life · I am so pshyced · I am so quiet and shy I’ve almost forgotten how to talk · I am so ready to ex-plore places, people, everything (well almost everything) and i enjoy being silly · I am so ready to find the one that wont lie loves me and my kids dont do drugs and isnt an alcholic · I am so responsible I’m probably boring to most · I am sorry, I just love hair on one’s head · I am sorry · I am sorry · I am sorry · I am sorry · I am sorry · I am sorry · I am sorry 2 · I am sorry

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about that · I am sorry But I’m not attracted to women with the septum ring hanging out of their nose or women with gi-ant chest tattoos · I am sorry but I will not take 3 hours to get ready · I am sorry for the deception · I am sorry I actually have a girlfriend · I am sorry makes me sound horrible but I just don’t get interested sexually · I am sorry to say Average will never be fame , or fortune or the AMeRICAN DReAM · I am sorta clumsy which adds to my humor · I am sorta like an in-credibly versatile condiment, hence the name · I am sorta su-per fun and awesome · I am sort of a black revolutionist and sell out at the same time · I am sort of accident prone, but after years of experience I think I’m getting worse · I am sort of a combination of Chandler Bing, ted Mosby, and eric Fore-man · I am sort of a film buff and tend to end up at the theater several times a month if not weekly · I am sort of a flirt · I am sort of a geek · I am sort of a hippie but also sort of not · I am sort of a mash-up of a person that loves to try new things and make others into comfy habits · I am sort of a package deal with my kids · I am sort of a paradox, obsessed with fashion and sports, namely college basketball (go tarheels) · I am sort of a political junkie at times · I am sort of a politics nerd · I am sort of the girl next door with a dark side · I am sort of the op-posite of the typical law student “type A” crazy workaholic per-sonality, actually · I am so scientific that it hurts when I pee · I am so simple yet so complicated at the same time, if that makes any sense · I am so terrible at these...honestly, I’m just a laid back guy that likes to laugh and not take things too seri-ously · I am so tired of them · I am southern, I shoot stuff, I like anything away from the city, I love my family, my dog, and miss my truck more than anything · I am so very close to giv-ing up on the search for love altogether · I am so what of a home body so I don’t get out and meet people · I am Spi-der-Man · I am spiritual, majestic, and pashionate · I am spiri-tual · I am spiritual but not super religious · I am spiritual but not too weird about it · I am spiritually centered, authentic, and genuine · I am spontaneous, adventuous, and fun-lov-ing · I am spontaneous, adventurous, and loving · I am sponta-neous, and also a planner · I am spontaneous, and always up

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for something new · I am spontaneous, and love being around people who say “Yes” · I am spontaneous, caring, and cre-ative · I am spontaneous, clever, and caring · I am sponta-neous, compassionate, and extroverted · I am spontaneous, could laugh at myself, probably a little on the sarcastic side, very career focused, but also like to kick back and relax · I am spontaneous, creative, colorful, refined when needed, and carefree and free spirited other times · I am Spontaneous, Cul-tured, and Unique · I am Spontaneous, Curteous, and Sym-pathatic · I am spontaneous, easy going, and awesome · I am spontaneous, easy going, and fun · I am spontaneous, eclectic, and full of surprises · I am spontaneous, giving, and trust-worthy · I am spontaneous, humorous, and loving · I am spon-taneous, kind, and sincere · I am spontaneous, loving, and outgoing · I am spontaneous, outgoing, and an expert at pro-crastinating, but still love to take on far too much responsibil-ity · I am spontaneous, outgoing, and sarcastic · I am sponta-neous, outgoing, laid back, smart, funny and fun to be around · I am spontaneous, passionate, and unique · I am spontaneous, sensitive, and affectionate · I am spontaneous, social, and adorable · I am spontaneous, social, and fun · I am spontaneous, upbeat, positive, and I have a great sense of hu-mor · I am spontaneous, very outgoing, eccentric, a risk taker and I believe life is an adventure meant to be enjoyed to the fullest · I am spontaneous, will try anything once · I am spon-taneous, yet practical · I am spontaneous · i am spontaneous · I am spontaneous · I am spontaneous and adventurous · I am spontaneous and adventurous and I love to laugh · I am spon-taneous and carefree; calculated and serious · I am sponta-neous and courageous · I am spontaneous and I’m always up for a new adventure or challenge · I am spontaneous and im-pulsive · I am spontaneous and I seem to have a built-in, hard-wired repulsion to structure and routine · I am spontaneous and like to do surprise getaways · I am spontaneous and like to have a good time · I am spontaneous and like to try new things · I am spontaneous and up for anything especially if I can laugh along the way · I am spontanious, fun to ride, and hilarious · I am spontanious, intuitive, and endearing · I am

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spontanious, loving, humble, independent, funny, crazy, love the attention · I am spontanious, optimistic, and passionite · I am spontanious, outlandish, and fabulous · I am spontanious, sexy, and pretty · i am spontanious ALot but smart about go-ing about things · I am SPoRtY, down-to-earth, relaxed, fun, caring, honest and lovable · I am spunky, clever and generally awesome all around · I am spunky, creative, and open · I am spunky, funky, and a crazy monkey · I am spunky, spontan-ious, and charismatic ** My how things change over the years · i am s simple girl · I am Staat, in mijn, and profiel · I am stable, motivated, laugh every day, and love my job and my side business · I am stable, risible, and allegiant · I am stable, sexy, and humorous · i am stable mentally and finacially, i drink beer, am good with hands, keep my word, am loyal, treat people with respect · I am stationed at Fort Bragg, originally from ohio · I am stationed on Quantico · I am still a bit of a kid, I can be serious, but I think it’s important to be able to have fun and still have that sense of wonder about life · I am still a Californian at heart, and that will never change · I am still a child inside longing for what I can never have back, and I’m a fool for it · I am still a fairly straightforward, moderately outspoken, and slightly contradictory person by nature · I am still a giant kid at heart · I am still a huge sports fan and go to a ton of Yankee/Giants games · I am still a kid at heart · I am still a lady, even with a mouth of a sailor · I am still completely lost in life and I like it that way · I am still fairly new to the area · I am still heart broken · I am still in college, going for my teach-ing certificate and working at McDonalds · I am still in high school but due to graduate really soon · I am still learning, but that effort’s very important to me · I am still mad and still working in apple · I am still new to the area and would like to meet some cool people to hang with · I am still not sure why we did it, but I think it was just cause we could · I am still not used to being an adult · I am still only on the first question · I am still open for conversation and friendships · I am still pre op down below, but have had augmentation for my breasts · I am still pretty new to Melbourne · I am still surprised by how much I love doing it · I am still technically married but i am

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getting a divorce and we’ve been apart for a year now, so im slowly getting back on my feet · I am still the fun loving, out going girl, but I have priorities · I am still the nervous awk-ward person I’ve said time and again I am, just a little bit old-er · I am straight · I am straight, actually single and I’ve been studying for 2 years in human sciences · I am straight, kind, and fun loving · I am straight-forward and don’t do subtle well · I am straight acting, but very sensitive and open · I am straight edge and listen to bad music · I am straight forward, maybe a little shy at first, and tend to find happiness in little things in life...have little patient for flaky people though · I am straight forward · I am straight forward and honest some-times even blunt · I am straight forward and sometimes it gets me in trouble but oh well · I am straight to the point and easy going · I am strange, goofy, and introspective · I am strangely attracted to proto-crazy cat ladies · I am strangely introverted yet · I am strangely obsessed with the 70’s; I blame my father · I am strictly baratone · I am strictly into black guys especially a dread head.i do have a disability but I’m just like everyone else · I am strict on this, and I follow it · I am strong, amazing, hard worker the one think I dislike about myself is I’m so car-ing and loving it just doesn’t go with my looks · I am strong, great hands, and big brain · I am strong, independent,, car-ing · I am strong, independent, and honest · I am strong, loyal, and independent · I am strong, not simple · I am strong,pas-sionate and driven · I am strong-minded and brutally honest, but I’m also nurturing and loyal to a fault · I am strong and independent · I am strong and independent · I am strong and know who I am · I am strong and love fitness · I am strong but soft, calm but irrational, hungry but always on a diet....lol oh Women · I am strong willed, but I hold true to who I am and don’t let people push me around · I am strong willed, driven, and I like a good challenge from time to time · I am strong willed, funny, and intelligent · I am strong willed, goal orient-ed, hard working service member · I am strong willed and feisty · I am stubborn, blunt, I will say it how it is · I am stub-born, caring, and adventurous · I am stubborn, empath, and easy-going · I am stubborn, I have a willful and determined

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spirit capable of standing up for what I think is right · I am stubborn, strong willed, passionate, insightful, understand-ing, and non judgemental · I am stubborn · I am stubbornly independent, an environmentalist, and a little bit quiet, awk-ward and introverted at times · I am stuck in the city a lot, so when i do have time i enjoy the outdoors as much as possible · I am stuck with myself forever so I would much rather ask 20 questions of someone else then go on about myself · I am stu-dent, double majoring in Biology and Psychology · I am stu-dent in University · I am studious, interesting, and reliable · I am studious, well-travelled, and compassionate · I am Stun-ning, Angelic, and Busty · I am stupidly shy too >_ · i am subtle, succinct and sarcastic with a rapier wit · I am subversive, laughable, and sexay · I am successful, intelligent and strive to improve myself always, mind, body and soul · I am successful, legitimate, and very passionate · I am successful · I am suc-cessful in my profession and don’t come with drama · I am such a cool, laid back lady · I am such a dork and can make peo-ple laugh · I am such a foodie · I am such a happy person · I am such a nerd at heart; while I love to workout, I am in deeper love with everything that is gaming and anime · I am such a Potter nerd, it’s a little ridiculous · I am such a simple girl and anything and everything makes me happy · I am such a sucker for cuddling · I am super, but I’m not a hero · I am super-vul-gar and I curse like a sailor · I am super · I am super adventur-ous · I am super ambitious and driven · I am super BIG on family and I enjoy spending time with them · I am super chill and down to earth · I am super chill but I don’t tolerate bull-shit · I am super cool, an art lover, and compassionate · I am super cool · I am super down to earth, world traveler, sponta-neous and live for my family · I am super down to earth · I am super easy-going and just love to have fun · I am super easy going and laid back when it comes to my social life · I am super easy going and love to laugh · I am super easy to get along with · I am super easy to get along with and easily enter-tained · I am super excited about my career, extremely happy with my life, and always walking around with a smile · I am super friendly · I am super friendly and laid back · I am super

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fun, at least I’ve been told · I am super fun and super chatty · I am super funny, im always crackin jokes and trting to make people laugh · I am super gay and am a working musician · I am super girly and a bit of a ditz but far from dumb · I am su-per goofy and I love to have a good time · I am super goofy at times, but know when to be serious · I am super gregarious and extremely funny · I am super honest (always) and don’t really know how to sensor myself (sorry) · I am super honest and have too much fun · I am super honest but tactful · I am super impressionable · I am super into data/interactive jour-nalism and innovations in new media · i am super kind · I am super laid back and always try to go with the flow of things · I am super laid back and friendly, but at the same time I’m driv-en and ambitious · I am super laid back and laugh at pretty much everything · I am super laid back and real easy to talk too · I am super laid back so hit me up · I am super left-brained, so expect me to over-analyzed everything · I am super liberal and not religious · I am superman, Intelligent, and a boyscout (LoL) · I am super nerdy, pretty much if it’s from dungeons and dragons, everquest, World of Warcraft, and Golden Axe I love it · I am super nice i can cook a mean dish and im a gamer i like to play cod minecraft assassin creed live that game im careing · I am super optimistic and I like to make people hap-py · I am super outdoorsy and I am also a nerd · I am super passionate about animals and conservation · I am super pas-sionate about seeing the world · I am super passionate about social justice issues, so it seems to keep me balanced · I am su-per punk and I try to be funny a lot · I am super rad · I am su-per romantic · I am super sarcastic, and I love to laugh · I am super sarcastic, as is my family · I am super sarcastic, bored, and geeky · I am super sarcastic, but also very genuine · I am super sarcastic and partly inappropriate (most of the time) · I am super sarcastic but am fast to crack a smile · I am super sarcastic but I enjoy living life to it’s fullest · I am super sassy and I like it that way · I am super silly, loud, impetuous, but alas, I have my fragile moments · I am super silly but can be really serious, too · I am super spontaneous · I am super spon-taneous willing to try anything at least once · I am super

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stoked about that · I am super sweet and always take care of my man · I am super sweet and I’m always willing to help peo-ple in need · I am super type “A” and pretty ADHD, which means a few things: 1 · I am super type-A and a huge optimist who likes to see the best in everybody · I am Supervisor for a call center, which is my day job · I am supes happy despite be-ing a hardcore INtP · I am supposedly an eNFP · I am sup-posed to be summarising myself · I am supposed to summa-rize myself · I am suppose to graduate in May of 2015 · I am sure a picture will show up soon enough · I am sure I’d smile and the dimples would come out in person · I am sure I’ll add more later · I am sure I’ll cover more in the following sec-tions · I am sure I’ll mention this a few times - I teach instru-mental music to elementary kids · I am sure I’ll think of some more vital information about myself later · I am sure I could keep coming up with things to write, but Id rather really get to know someone in person · I am sure if anyone has any ques-tions about me I will receive a msg · I am sure I forgot some-thing · I am sure I meant each song · I am sure it works with us ladies too - give it a try · I am sure Jeffrey Dahmer said the same thing · I am sure my curiosity has killed the cat a few times, but it has also brought me to experience things I never knew existed · I am sure not picky :) Not really into cluby scenes, prefer a pub with live bands or a karaoke bar, even bet-ter · I am sure someone could sum me up in a few words, but I’m probably not the one to do it · I am sure they look funny from a distance and the people who live below me wonder whats going on · I am surrounded by friends and family that love me · I am surrounded by very educated people and I love to learn new things · I am surrounded by wonderful people in my friends, family and coworkers and they bring out the best in me · I am surrounded in flowers; inked into my skin, paint-ed on the walls, by my bed as I nap · I am sweet, adorable, and a tease · I am sweet, affectionate, and serious · I am sweet, car-ing, and friendly · I am sweet, caring, and loving · I am sweet, caring and honest · I am sweet, caring simple ‘SPeCIAL’ girl and a good friend to those who are good to me · I am sweet, christian, and intelligent · I am sweet, cute, and hot · I am

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sweet, cute, and naughty · I am sweet, daring, and kinky · I am sweet, down-to-earth, and open · I am sweet, down to earth, and a little goofy · I am sweet, easy going, and laid back · I am sweet, enthusiastic, and creative · I am sweet, faithful, and un-derstanding · I am sweet, friendly, and all smiles · I am sweet, fun, and nice · I am sweet, fun, and outgoing · I am sweet, fun-ny, and intelligent · I am sweet, funny, and intelligent · I am sweet, funny, and loving · I am sweet, funny, outgoing.....i kno I look like a white girl but im far from it lol...i like to make peo-ple laugh and have a good time · I am sweet, genuine, and en-thusiastic · I am SWeet, HoNeSt, and FUNNY · I am sweet, honest, and real · I am sweet, honest and decent, and simply mature enough · I am sweet, I can cook really well, I play guitar and violin, and, in my mind, I’m worth getting to know · I am sweet, independent, and calm · I am sweet, kind, and car-ring · I am SWeet, KIND, and eASY GoING · I am sweet, kind, and good hearted · I am sweet, kind, fun, and I love to have a good time · I am sweet, loving, and kind · I am sweet, loving, silly, compassionate, a bit of a smart-ass, quick as a whip, small, intense, fun-loving, social, a nerd, and a lover of love · I am sweet, moody, and trustworthy · I am sweet, not sure if little pumas are but they probably are right · I am sweet, out going, and ambitous · I am sweet, poised and classy, not a good girl, not a bad girl I am woman and I think that is very sexy · I am sweet, sappy, silly and smart, and into concerts, na-ture, and I’m a huge gamer and animal lover · I am sweet, short, and good-humored · I am sweet, sincere, and spontan-ious · I am sweet, smart, and fun · I am sweet, smart, and fun · I am sweet, smart, and smiling · I am sweet, sponta-neous, and interesting · I am sweet, talented, and cute · I am sweet, understanding, and affectionate · I am sweet, weird, smart, witty and sarcastic..all in one · I am sweet, witty, and crazy · I am sweet, witty, sarcastic,loving, genuine,a little cold hearted,strong and much more · I am sweet, woodsy, with just the right amount of wonder · I am sweet · I am sweet and easy going · I am sweet and innocent and have a tendency to act like a little child a lot (without the whining and crying) · I am sweet and kind and will never treat a women wrong · i am

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sweet and sometimes a little quirky · I am sweet and very lov-ing · I am sweet but a little sassy · I am sweet but dont take my kindness for weakness · I am sweeter than chocolate,, wanna taste me · I Am Sweet Jovial Person Loves Smile And Love to Have Fun Dnt Like jokers · I am sweet like candy and sharp as a tack · I am sweet with a little bit of spice but lots of juice in-side, thoughtful, caring, down to earth, passionate, and a pleaser by nature · I am SWF, Christian, and Anarchists · I am taco Pockets · I am tainted, scarred, and jello filled · I am tai-wanese · I am taiwanese girl · I am talented, voluptuous, and open-minded · I am talented and im great at singing and other things · I am talkative, funny, and uncategorizeable · I am talkative, imaginative, and positive · I am talkative, positive, and easy going · I am talkative, psycho, and dirty · I am talk-ative and also a great listener (I guess) · I am talkative and ar-ticulate (I hope) and enjoy living life as much as I can · I am tall (6’5), not so dark, and possibly handsome · I am tall (6’9”), and no, I don’t play basketball · I am tall, blonde, with muscles that burst out of my snowsuit when I flex them · I am tall, dark, and hansome · I am tall, dark, and single · I am tall, fit, handsome, intelligent and extremely modest · I am tall, handsome, and consider myself stylish when I feel like abandoning my jeans and t-shirt · I am tall, have brown hair, im bearded, i like pierc-ing and tattoos · I am tall, I like long walks on the beach, pup-pies, and eating ice cream · I am tall, laid-back, and chris-tian · I am tall, lanky, silly, I hate rules and pointless obligations · I am tall, not skinny but not fat, long light brown hair, beautiful green eyes, great in bed · I am tall, sweet, and easygoing · I am tall, tan, with brown eyes · I am tall, thought-ful, and awkward · I am tall-ish, so any tall guys feel free to say hi lol · I am tall · I am tall · I am tall and from Denmark · I am tall and full figured, however I am getting smaller by the day, yeah · I am tall and goofy, I enjoy spending time with friends but also relaxing · I am tall and skinny and goofy · I am tall ath-letic and full of fun lol · I am taller than the average woman · I am taller when I stand on my wallet · I am tall for a lady, viva-cious, and friendly the result of which has been a continuously stiff neck and friends too numerous to be seen regularly · I am

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tall skinny love all sports enjoys anything that come my way · I am tall weigh 285 but don’t look it · I am tasty, melodic, and jangly · I am tattooed (9 total), not heavily, though someday I wish to be · I am tattooed and pirced · I am tattooed and up until recently was pierced · I am tattooed but few piercings · I am taylor but every1 calls me I’m taytay I love to cuddle hang out and talk/txt · I am teacher (certified in Social Studies, Math, and english) who is currently teaching Special educa-tion Biology · I am teacher, a caretaker, and a nurturer · I am teacher that currently works as a Special needs assistant right now with tDSB · I am technically “interested” in drawing, but I’m not good at it · I am technically a grown up, though I’m still a bit of a child at heart · I am terrible about thinking of things to say about myself but I will always answer any question, just ask · I am terrible at describing myself · I am terrible at de-scribing myself and it was difficult for me to come up with that · I am terrible at describing myself though so I’ll have to keep this short · I am terrible at filling these out · I am terrible at keeping in touch with people, I like dogs, and I can cook like half a dozen dishes · I am terrible at making the first move · I am terrible at Math, and loving it · I am terrible at math · I am terrible at planning things everything is spontaneous · I am terrible at self summarization · I am terrible at selling myself but I’ll take a whack at this · I am terrible at social network-ing · I am terrible at taking hints and even worse at reading minds · I am terrible at telling jokes and I’m more than a little fond of the corny ones · I am terrible at thinking of interesting things to say about myself which makes creating an online profile really awful · I am terrible at this....let’s see · I am terri-ble in public situations unless I’m drinking · I am terrible with directions · I am terrible with sports but I like to take long walks with no purpose or to take photos and most of the time I back home with tons of cool pics · I am terrible with these things · I am terribly awkward · I am terribly shy at times · I am terrified of mannequins & dolls · I am terrified of moths · I am terrified of spiders, and my friends find it quite hilari-ous · I am territorial, selfish, loyal and practical · I am terry · I am tested as both left and right brained · I am thankful every-

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day to have the opportunity to connect with people on this lev-el · I am thankful for each and every day · I am thankful for so many beautiful experiences I’ve gotten to enjoy and am excit-ed to share new ones with someone · I am thankful God has brought me this far · I am thankfut for everyday · I am that basic bitch that’s a tad eccentric · I am that girl who’s always wearing a beret during spring and fall · I am that girl who is just as happy in jeans and a t-shirt watching the game as I am all dressed up for a nice dinner out · I am that girl who loves to cheer people on and loves to help in any way that I can · I am that guy · I am that guy friends’ girlfriends/ wives are always trying to match up · I am that guy that was friends with every-one in high school · I am that guy who can care less what peo-ple think & if they do have a problem with me ohh well, it is what it is · I am that I am · I am that kind of girl that don’t like nicknames · I am that not-so-typical girl · I am that person that will sing to a song in the grocery store with no hesitation if it is a song I know · I am that person who will find something to talk about with anyone · I am that type of guy that would be like · I am the “problem child” of my work place · I am the ‘fun-ny’ friend of my group · I am thea, from the Philippines · I am the adventurous type, so I live my life day to day · I am theatri-cal, thoughtful, and good for a laugh · I am the author of a fan-tasy novel · I am the author of my life · I am the average girl n i am who i am take it or leave it if u can’t accept me for who i am well then fuck u · I am the average lost soul · I am the baby of 5 kids · I am the basic girl next door meets artsy computer geek · I am the best football watch party planner :) Probably because I love food · I am the best form of entertainment I have · I am the best grilled cheese maker in the world, and I can recite Shakespeare · I am the biggest contradiction in per-sonality and beliefs that I have ever known and my main con-cern in life is having all black socks · I am the blood of the drag-on · I am the brunette in the red · I am the button smasher champion · I am the combined effort of everyone I’ve ever known.” I like women who are passionate about life and care about the world around them · I am the coolest person I know · i am the dark haired girl on the left · I am the daughter

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of two professors, a wannabe piano expert, and a little hungry right now · I am tHe ddr goddesss · I am the description of a “Cancer Male” to the t · I am the dichotomy of a tech enthusi-ast/ futurist and a nature/ history conservationist · I am the Doctor and · I am the door holding type · I am the dude in the middle of the pic · I am the eldest · I am the epitome of a west coast girl · I am the epitome of work hard but play hard · I am the extreme opposite of high maintenance · I am the family guy type and I’m close to my family · I am tHe FAMoUS oNe · I am the father to a beautiful little baby (not a baby any-more but to me she’ll always be) girl who I adore so much · I am the first person to say the most awkward thing at highly inap-propriate times · I am the Founder & Ceo of an awesome e-commerce store that I launched in March 2012 · I am the fourth of eight siblings and I love my big family · I am the friend who always starts the party, but is also considered lame via my dance moves · I am tHe G · I am the General Manager of a midtown Manhattan restaurant · I am the girl from Brooklyn that’s passionate about seeing the world while mak-ing my little part a better place · I am the girl next door · I am the girl that freezes up and tries to find the right words to say · I am the girl that guys wish their girlfriends were, or so ive veen told · I am the girl that is silly and can have fun like a kid, but I am also the girl that will have deep in depth meaning of life conversations · I am the girl that jumps up and prances along the concrete barrier next to the sidewalk · I am the girl they start rumors about · I am the girl yelling at the tV when my team does something stupid or the ref makes a bad call · I am the giver of life · I am the go-to person for help · I am the Grover Cleveland of occupying the state of Florida · I am the guy at a bar who walks in an I’m friends with everyone · I am the guy in those 90’s romantic comedies that stumbles and never stops fighting for the girl · I am the guy that is the oppo-site of “needy” or “attached · I am the happiest I have ever been · I am the happiest when I am getting to know people, and someone is making me laugh · I am the illegitimate off-spring of Andrew WK and Ke$ha who time traveled from a dystopian future to destroy the present · I am their sole pro-

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vider and have them 100% of the time · I am the kid that opened all his toys apart to see how it was made · I am the kin-da guy that is very compassionate when it comes to people whether i know them or not · I am the kinda guy to make any situation an entertaining one · I am the kinda guy who treats woman like queens · I am the kind of gal that gets passionate about the work she does · I am the kind of girl that is kept in the background, that is hidden from view · I am the Kind of girl that is sometimes annoying but that know to be So charm-ing · I am the kind of girl who can get all made up to go out · I am the kind of girl who is sweetie and rebel at the same time · I am the kind of girl who love breakfast in the evening and din-ner in the morning haha · I am the kind of girl who wears big sunglasses · I am the kind of guy that can go a weekend camp-ing, and then come home to cuddle and game, read, cook, and have a home life · I am the kind of guy that has no idea what to say in a self-summary box · I am the kind of guy that loves to go out and party but I can have just as much fun staying at home · I am the kind of guy that opens the car door or door for a lady · I am the kind of guy that would rather come home and hang out with my flatmate’s dog than be around people that aren’t on the same wavelength · I am the kind of guy who can have fun in any situation · I am the kind of guy who goes with the flow and doesn’t complain, that’s boring and that is not who I am · I am the kind of guy who hates staying in pajamas and indoors all day · I am the kind of guy who isn’t afraid to make a really good quiche · I am the kind of guy who is very laid back, cultured, and very family oriented · I am the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can’t understand what I mean · I am the kind of man that knows what he wants and goes for it · I am the kind of person one calls when things go wrong, and I would like to find someone on whom I can rely · I am the kind of person that’s always ready to do something fun or ex-citing...whatever that may be · I am the kind of person that enjoys to have new experiences and try anything new · I am the kind of person that finds the good in the worst, whether it be a bad situation or even a person · I am the kind of person that gets lost in their own thoughts · I am the kind of person

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that likes to have a plan, but sometimes even I just get in the car and start driving · I am the kind of person that loves to go on adventures, see the world, and takes risks · I am the kind of person that ponders the deepest depths of life constantly · I am the kind of person that usually goes with the flow but I have learned how to direct it too · I am the kind of person who enjoys learning and trying new things, whether they be foods, activities, or new places · I am the kind of person who enjoys spending time with friends, but I definitely need my “me” time · I am the kind of person who keeps his National Latin exam award from high school on his bedroom wall (“Macte nova virtute, puer, sic itur ad astra”) · I am the kind of person who likes to try new things just to be able to say I’ve done them · I am the kind of person who never met a stranger · I am the kind of person who organizes pubic hair-dyeing parties · I am the kind of person who prefers to read in public, so I can peoplewatch between chapters while trying to grok what I’ve read · I am the kind of person who will pick up his bag and just shoot off to a random destination · I am the kind of person who will say anything to anyone’s face and I definitely appreci-ate the same in return · I am the kind of person who will tell it as it is and not play any games with people · I am the Kitty Goddess · I am the last to find out about celebrity gossip (I re-ally don’t care) · I am the Lead Singer, Bassist, and Synthesizer for a rising band called Broken Balcony (Check out our Face-book Page) · I am the lead singer of the Portland music project Candy Cigarettes · I am the least jealous guy on the planet, very comfortable in my own skin, and get along well with brothers, dad, and other guy friends · I am the life of the par-ty · I am the life of the party · I am the logical and analytic type, which can both be a positive or a negative depending on the situation · I am the loud one of the gang, make the jokes · I am the mama of 2 children · I am the man I always envisioned my-self being · I Am the master of My own Universe And every-day Is Amazing Because I choose to make It that Way · I am the middle child in a group of five girls with mixed parents (1 step sister, 1 biological sister, & 2 half sisters) · I am the mod-ern Little Brave toaster · I am the most easy going person go-

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ing and I’m also very quick witted and dry which leads to some funny times · I am the most grateful person for the family I have and the love and support they give me everyday · I am the most important person to me, id be lieing if i said i wasnt · I am the most indecisive about the silliest things · I am the most outgoing person I know, which brings me lots of fun...and trouble · I am the mother of 2 beautiful daughters, ages 5 and 8 · I am the mother of a little girl who is 2.5 years · I am the mother of a rotten 6yr old Boy · I am the mother of two boys ages 17 and 14 · I am the newly and proudly neurotic pops of a prett-ay, prett-ay, prett-ay awesome French Bulldog pup · I am the night · I am the of person that doesn’t mind doing things alone, but I also love company · I am the older one in the pair by two minutes and yes I rag on my brother for it · I am the oldest of 3 brothers, and i have a large extended family · I am the oldest of 4 daughters and lucky enough to have 2 out of my 3 sisters in DC with me · I am the oldest of 5 siblings · I am the oldest of 5 and my family comes before everything · I am the oldest of 6 kids and very close with my family · I am the oldest of five · I am the oldest of four and I think family is the most important thing in life · I am the oldest of three · I am the old-est of three boys and grew up with half my family living on a farm, the other half in a country club · I am the oldest of three so I’m pretty bossy · I am the oldest out of 5 kids, 2 of which came after my parents divorced · I am the oldest out of all my siblings · I am the oldest with two little sisters · I am the one from Chicago, not the one from Israel · I am the one happen-ing · I am the one in my group of friends that people come to for help and I will always go out of my way to help · I am the one on the left....my friend made this · I am the one who ex-claims “yeah, but how cool would it have been if it worked” while tackling the hopeless with an out of place optimism · I am the one who think that life is full of joy, happiness and ex-citement, and it is the way I perceive it · I am the one who would smile if I make mistake, learn my lesson and go for-ward · I am the only 20yr old I know who still gets the hic-cups · I am the only child, yet I’m not spoiled · I am the only child and I am very closed and open to my parents · I am the

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only girl of 5 kids and the baby :D I’m a cowboys and redsox fan · I am the only parent to four beautiful daughters · I am the page with the turquoise smiley faced logo :) I welcome every soul that steps foot on my path · I am the part of several fan-doms online · I am the Party Girl that can sit at home and read a book · I am the perfect argument for nurture over nature · I am the perfect combination of good and bad · I am the perfect mix of nerd and “cool” (says me) · I am the perfect woman for the man with lots of energy and creativity · I am the poster boy for the Leo Zodiac · I am the proud Auntie of Rylee Marie July 8th 2009, and Laynee Arlene June 16th 2011 · I am the quintes-sential boy next store with a wild side · I am the Ray Allen of garbage · I am the real life Mr Darcy (not Ray) “,) “Surprisingly” like everybody else on this site, I love to have a laugh and go out and about etc · I am the reason Waldo is hiding · I am the resi-dent pop culture nerd in my group of friends · i am the ride and die type chick i will ride and die for my tRUe family and friends · I am the run of the mill nice guy · I am the same per-son when I’m with my friends that I am at home · I am the same person who walks out of the door in the morning as the one who walks back in at night · I am the same way with mu-sic, art, work, love · I am the shy friendly type · I am the simple kind of girl ...staying in and binge watching Breaking Bad or House of Cards is a fantastic night to me · I am the sleepiest/laziest outdoor enthusiast · I am the son of Ricardo Alfonso of Yauco and eileen orta of Yauco · I am the sort of guy who thinks its more intresting discovering each other as we go · I am the soul provider for her so im always trying to work · I am the spontaneous type · I am the stereotypical “nice guy” · I am the strong quiet type and that’s just the way I am · I am the Supreme Being in the universe and am incapable of error J · I am the sweetest thing ever untill u make me mad · I am the tech guy for everyone I know, because it turns out solving problems is just as easy as Googling them · I am the third of four children and would love to raise a Godly batch of my own · I am the tree meister, I count on them · I am the true definition of a country guy · I am the type of female that holds my own · I am the type of girl that can get all dressed up or lay

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around in sweats watching a ball game · I am the type of girl that can get down and dirty, then get dolled up and strap on those heels in the same day · I am the type of girl that likes to get straight to the point · I am the type of girl that likes to hang out at home watching sports, and then get dressed up for a night out on the town · I am the type of girl that likes to have fun but i still like to be lazy and chill · I am the type of girl that provides for herself, I don’t need a man to pay my bills, take me on shopping trips, or spoil me · I am the type of girl that wears jeans, short, and tshirt · I am the type of girl that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yes-terday · I am the type of girl that will just start singing a ran-dom song that i’m listening to on the radio, i might even start dancing to it haha · I am the type of girl who can hang with the guys, while still retaining my femininity (god that word sounds so lacy) · I am the type of girl who goes with the flow and loves to joke around · I am the type of girl who likes to chill and laugh with loving pplz · I am the type of girl who will bust out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yes-terday · I am the type of guy that gets songs stuck in his head and love to sing them out loud · I am the type of guy that likes to take control I love doing all the all of the work · I am the type of guy that notices the little things · I am the type of guy that will prepare a five course meal and candle lit dinner(cheesy right) · I am the type of guy who’s shy at first but isn’t afraid to let loose when I get comfortable enough · I am the type of guy who enjoys affection · I am the type of guy who love cartoons and some real life movies · I am the type of kid that runs around a super market acting like a retarded t-Rex knocking shit off the shelves · I am the type of man that jumps into a swimming pool without checking to see how cold the water is first · I am the type of man who dont hop from bar to bar to find just any chick that will let me in Her pants · I am the type of person that can be serious when i need to be, but i joke around a lot, usually sarcastically · I am the type of person that can find humor in any situation can’t be too serious · I am the type of person that can walk into a fully packed room and just be the life of the party or have a romantic evening for two · I

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am the type of person that loves being in book stores and cook-ware stores · I am the type of person that prefers staying at home and cooking...inviting a few close friend over and just have a nice time · I am the type of person that pushes my lim-itations daily to keep testing myself · I am the type of person that takes my time in finding the guy I think is right for me · I am the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morn-ing just to finish a dream · I am the type of person that wears my storm trooper helmet to order drive through · I am the type of person that will be walking down a well established path then veer off and bushwhack for a while just for the experi-ence · I am the type of person that will do anything in my pow-er to help those close to me · I am the type of person that will give 100% effort to everything and will always help anyone in need · I am the type of person that will go out of my way to help anyone that needs i don’t expect anything in return · I am the type of person that will have a good time at a dive bar or sitting at home watching a good movie · I am the type of person who accepts people for who they are and expect people to do the same for me · I am the type of person who enjoys being on the go · I am the type of person who gets easily lost daydream-ing · I am the type that likes to go to the park, be outdoors or just sit in and relax and watch a movie · I am the type that loves to cook a good meal for my man, and keep the house clean · I am the type to, if I had a choice, stay in a watch a movie · I am the type who accepts human reality but yearns for things that are quite impossible · I am the typical loves shopping, getting my nails done, dressing cute, etc · I am the ultimate human observer · I am the worlds worst singer (as told by every friend I’ve ever had) 9 · I am the “troubled middle child” of three girls, and I adore my sisters beyond belief · I am thick · I am thicka-licious, and Delicious · I am thick and curvy · I am thin but I need a work out partner to play with and stay in shape · I am this awesome geeky guy · I am thoroughly charmed by the ocean, old fashioned rock n’ roll, and motorcycles · I am thoughtful, artistic, and damn brilliant · I am thoughtful, at-tractive, and funny · I am thoughtful, caring, sweet, funny, humble · I am thoughtful, easy to get along with, and I treat

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others the way I like to be treated · I am thoughtful, empathet-ic, considerate and love to make others laugh · I am thought-ful, friendly, and cerebral · I am thoughtful, funny, and curi-ous · I am thoughtful, happy, and successful · I am thoughtful, Inquisitive, and Filling · I am thoughtful, laid back and friend-ly · I am thoughtful, patient, and happy · I am thoughtful, ran-dom, and humerous · I am thoughtful, sarcastic, have a dry sense of humor and easily laugh at absurd situations · I am thoughtful and analytical · I am thoughtful and considerate · I am thoughtful and diplomatic but tend to overthink a little bit · I am thoughtful and honest · I am thoughtful and provoc-ative, entertaining and resolute, but most importantly I’m a sucker for an attractive lady with a coy smile · I am three, ad-jectives, and growing · I am thrilled about life and blessed be-yond measure · I am thuong, hoai, and nguyen · I am timid around new people but very open and warm-hearted once I get to know them · i am tina smith am from usa in newyork and i like to meet new friend · I am tired of all the game playing · I am tired of all the games, so don’t waste my time · I am tired of all these immature guys i need a older man, but my age limit is 24 lol · I am tired of assholes · I am tired of attracting assholes and losers · I am tired of being alone, I am a family person and miss this feeling very much · I am tired of being hurt · I am tired of being hurt and screwed over · I am tired of being played and tired of guys playing games · I am tired of being seen as only hot enough to have sex with · I am tired of being used · I am tired of bull shit games and petty high school dra-ma which came out of left field with my most recent relation-ship · I am tired of drama and games · I am tired of finding out that I care more for the other person than they do for me · I am tired of games, and I’m ready to settle down with the right woman · I am tired of getting my heart broken.”My heart isn’t made out of legos, it can’t be rebuilt” · I am tired of getting my heart stepped on and broken · I am tired of getting off work and going home to no one · I am tired of guys that mess with ppls heads, im sorry but if thats all u are gonna do dont waste my time · I am tired of jerks and gross women · I am tired of losers who have nothing · I am tired of seeing the same people

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each day · I am tired of settling for needy · I am tired of spend-ing my time and energy focused on someone, only to find out I’ve wasted my time · I am tired of the games, the drama · I am tired of the games · I am tired of the games because I have played every last one of them already · I am tired of the guys I meet at bars · I am tired of the high school games and I’ve been single a while so I’m ready for a long term relationship · I am tired of the routine I’m in and need to change things up · I am tired of trying to win people over · I am tired women with no respect for themselves · I am to busy enjoy life for that · I am to grown for that and if ur not then dont appraoch me · I am told by close friends that I am an easy going and kind individual · I am told by my friends I am very kind hearted and wear my heart on my sleeve · I am told I’m a nice guy, but I like to think that I just treat a gal with the class she deserves · I am told I’m a really nice guy, hardworking, funny, all the things women generally say they want in a counter part · I am told i’m intelli-gent, but i think people assume that because i work with and am usually carrying books · I am told I’m intelligent, witty, and fun to be around · I am told I’m quirky, outgoing and pretty funny (which I kinda am) · I am told I’m romantic, pretty and kind · I am told I am easy to talk to and that I listen well, but I do have the gift to gab · I am told I am sweet and spunky, play-ful and a tad bit mischievous · I am told my smile can be infec-tious, and I laugh from the belly · I am told one of my best qual-ities is caring for others · I am told that I’m straight forward · I am told that I’m very bubbly and witty with a explosive atti-tude · I am told that I am a handsome intelligent good person with high standards and a lot of passion for life · I am told that I am calm, reserved, and level headed · I am told that i am very funny at times · I am told that I have a very dry sense of hu-mor · I am told the following information is useful · I am too big of a romantic for most people to be able to understand · I am too bored · I am too busy with all these life changes to mod-ify profile, but will get to that one-of-these-days · I am too busy working on myself · I am too complicated to explain in a sum-mary · I am too fascinated by the lives of serial killers and the death of sylvia plath far too much to be considered sane · I am

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too honest, but I like to keep it light · I am too honest, most of the time · I am too honest for my own good · I am too lazy to write things about me in my profile · I am to old for Drama and the B/S that follows it · I am to old for high school bs so save it for the next guy · I am too modest to write about my self, lets do it the right way & get to know each other · I am too much for any average person to handle · I am too much to de-fine · I am too nice · I am too nice · I am too nice and I care about other people too much · I am too nice for my own good and always put my friends before myself · I am too nice of a person for that · I am too nice sometimes and it kicks me · I am too old and too mature for all that · I am too polite, it annoys me sometime but for the most part · I am too quiet/shy for my own good · I am too sarcastic for my own good · I am too shy to talk to any women I’m interested in, and have become quite proficient at self-sabotage · I am too smart for Mensa · I am totally a cat person, but dogs are awesome too · I am totally a non-confrontational person and I love everyone · I am totally city with a country heart · I am totally excitable but I like to be down tempo · I am totally game to don a “What the Fuck Blan-ket” , snuggle, and watch a movie · I am totally in love with the color pink and i have random urges to pinch peoples’ cheeks haha · I am totally into cars, muscle cars, car shows, big trucks & bikes are one of my favorites also · I am totally into wine, beer, coffee and cigarettes · I am totally lame and binge-watch shows on Netflix · I am totally more outgoing in the spring, summer and fall, and more of a homebody in the winter · I am totally new to this so please bare with me · I am totally open minded to whatever topic comes up and fully understand that sometimes agreeing to disagree can be useful · I am totally open to new experiences · I am totally ridiculous and ran-dom · I am totally self-sufficient, otherwise · I am totally sil-ly · I am totally the black sheep but they understand me · I am totally uncoordinated however so I don’t play sports · I am to-tally up for a rockin concert or live theatre · I am totally up for just about anything · I am totes over this app · I am tough, but gentle and I know how to treat a woman · I am tougher than I look in my picture · I am traditional and conservative, but

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faaaaaaaar from an extremist · I am transparent, goofy, and nerdy · I am transparent, independent, eccentric and out-go-ing but sometimes introvert · I am trashy, classy, and flashy · I am travel-bound, Sarcastically funny, and Intelligent · I am tremendous, witty, and chill · I am tres amusant, strange, and caustic · I am tried of playing games · I am trilingual · I am trinidadian and Nigerian...After Highschool I went on to study Business (University), and I am currently working in my field of concentration · I am trouble · I am true, strong, and witty · I am truly an animal lover of all kinds, especially dogs, and i have three of my own · I am truly awful at describing my-self so i feel i should stop · I am truly awful at sports, but I love watching them, especially football · I am truly blessed with a great life & wonderful friends & family to share it with · I am truly passionate about what I do · I am trusting, happy, and easy going · I am trustworthey, honest, and outgoing · I am trustworthy, friendly, and curious · I am trustworthy, honest, and self sufficient · I am trustworthy, kind, and an idealist · I am trustworthy, kind, good listener, and honest · I am trust-worthy and kind · I am trustworthy and refuse to surround myself by anyone that’s not · I am truthful, devoted, and gen-erous · I am truthful, spontaneous, and adventuresome · I am tryin to find that 1 special man that can make me and my daughter happy and start a family with and give my daughter siblings · I am try to keep busy with work, maintaining a social life and taking care of myself physically and mentally · I am try to stay mindful and hope to simply add kindness into people’s lives with a little eQ · I am turned on by intelligence and indi-viduality and people who aren’t ashamed to be themselves · I am twitterpatted, spontanious, and insomniac · I am typical Gemini · I am typical libra, anti - liars, and bull shits lover · I am typically a ball of energy, only I’m not really shaped like a ball, which I’m thankful for · I am typically a happy-go-lucky kind of person · I am typically a laid back individual at times · I am typically a quiet person · I am typically easy to get along with · I am typically full of energy, and ready for just about anything · I am typically Horde, but I made a Worgen and I’m (surprisingly) loving it so far · I am typically independent and

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introverted, and can be reluctant to tie myself down to some-thing unless I’m sure of it · I am typically not a jealous person though it does happen on a very small scale from time to time · I am typically straight forward though it can sometimes come across as rude or lacking tact · I am uhhh · I am Ukrainian · I am Ukrainian girl · I am Ukranian native been her for a quiet long time · I am unabashedly honest and I make no apologies for it · I am unable to get out and do a lot of things, due to lack of people to hang out with · I am unable to pass up an opportunity to shoot three pointers with aerody-namic pieces of trash · I am unable to relocate because my son has started High School this year and is on the football team · I am unapologetically Democrat · I am unbelievably awkward and painfully self-conscious, not exactly the greatest selling points, I understand · I am uncomplicated, generally in a hap-py mood, and I like to have fun · I am uncomplicated in some ways but very complicated in my own weird crazy ways · I am uncompromisingly true to my convictions which must be shared by those close to me · I am unconvential and slightly introverted, I’d rather spend the evening at home watcing movies or at a small bar than in a big club partying · I am unde-fined · I am understanding, careing, and surprising · I am un-derstanding, motivated, and cunning · I am uninhibited, easi-ly amused, and vocal · I am uninhibited, fun loving, and hedonistic · I am uninhibited, sweet, and candid · I am unique, artistic, and spiritual · I am unique, clever, fun, intelligent and hard- working · I am unique, I’m random, and I do what I like · I am unique, relaxed, and merry · I am unique, sponta-neous, and just me · I am unique · I am unique and special = ) I am Crazy, Sexy, and C00l · I am unique in that I will not waste time with “shallow” interactions · I am unique in that I will not waste time with “shallow” interactions · I am unique on many accounts · I am uni student senior now · I am unorthodox, open-minded, and thoughtful · I am unpredictable, obscure, and Unusual · I am unrestricted, Nice, and · I am unsure as of right now which one I would like to go into, but those are the options so far that I am considering · I am unsure what to type so feel free to ask me anything · I am unsure whether I should

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format this as a paragraph or a list · I am unwritten · I am up 4 a laugh, passionate, and curious · I am upbeat, firey, and hard-working · I am upbeat, kind, and compassionate · I am upbeat, outdoorsy, and always on the move · I am upbeat and very pos-itive · I am up for a good concert any night of the week · I am up for almost anything · I am up for almost anything?, I love the out doors such as the beach or camping but I also love to stay in cooking and enjoying an awesome movie · I am up for almost anything and any adventure unless it involves the woods because I hate snakes · I am up for almost anything out in the dirt or snow especially if an adrenaline rush is in-volved · I am up for anything, I like trying new things and learning something new whenever I can · I am up for any-thing · I am up for anything · I am up for anything and would try anything once · I am up for anything else in between · I am up for anything fun · I am up for anything fun · I am up for anything it can be going to a bar one night to staying in and watching a movie · I am up for anything new, as long as it’s fun · I am up for anything really · I am up for anything right now · I am up for coffee and engaging conversation · I am up for going out the bars once in a while and like to stay in and watch tv every now and then to · I am up for just about any-thing - love to have fun · I am up for just about anything · I am up for just about anything · I am up for just about anything and I love seeing what life has in store · I am up for most of anything ;) I like to have a good time and laugh alot · I am up for outdoor activities (hiking, jet skiing, going to the lake, fish-ing) eventhough I never get to do those things · I am up for something new and exciting · I am up for splitting a check, but nothing beats a door being opened for me · I am up for trying anything atleast once · I am up for trying new things and hav-ing an adventure · I am up for whatever · I am upfront/blunt, sometimes I misspell things just because I enjoy doing so · I am upfront and don’t like to play mind games · I am upfront and usually honest to a fault · I am upfront when it comes to how i feel · I am up to anything fun My favorite thing to do is Geo-Caching · I am up to try almost anything · I am up to try-ing new things at least once · I am ur man · I am used to be

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very shy · I am used to working hard and partying harder · I am use to getting hurt · I am usually all natural, meaning that I do not shave any part of my body · I am usually always smil-ing · I am usually amazed every day at the simplicity or com-plexity of something in the world · I am usually a mellow, non chalant kind of person · I am usually an easy going person · I am usually a self-taught person, I love taking decisions and make choices to build-up stuffs or to lead projects · I am usual-ly attracted to Caucasian and Hispanic men · I am usually a very happy person · I am usually a very serious, no bullshit type of person · I am usually a very stoic person, and sometimes I come off as aloof · I am usually classified as INtP, borderline INFP · I am usually curious, so I like learning about new peo-ple · I am usually down for new experiences and I like sharing them with others · I am usually down for pretty much any-thing · I am usually down to try everything once · I am usually down to try new places, foods, music, and experience life in general · I am usually easy going and up for anything or not xD guess that depends on my mood or the people I’m with · I am usually fascinated by old fashioned things, especially if I can see gears turning · I am usually forever speckled with some sort of paint or lightly dusted in wood dust from whatever art project I’ve recently thrown myself in to · I am usually found inside playing video games or watching Netflix but that doesn’t mean I don’t like to go out and have fun at night · I am usually found smiling · I am usually friendly · I am usually full of wild antics and strangely amusing conversation · I am usu-ally game to try just about anything, at least once · I am usually in the middle of one (or three) books, and I’m currently in a DIY phase making all these funky art projects · I am usually kind of terrible at these things, but I guess I have to give it a try · I am usually laid back but I have a reputation for being excitable, but in a good way · I am usually obscene and mildly, if not totally, offensive · I am usually on the go · I am usually outside taking photos, at a show taking photos, or hanging out with my friends · I am usually pretty active/athletic · I am usu-ally pretty cheerful and outgoing · I am usually pretty easy go-ing · I am usually pretty flexible with my interest · I am usually

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pretty quiet when I first meet people ( unless I have been drinking whiskey) and can have a weird and sometimes per-verted sense of humor · I am usually pretty quite but am a master at the one-liners · I am usually pretty quite when I meet people for the first time, although I’m usually more of a listener than a talker · I am usually pretty reserved at first, but open up once a common trust has been established · I am usu-ally pretty reserved until I become comfortbale but its well worth the effort · I am usually pretty sarcastic as well · I am usually pretty shy, but once I get comfortable around people I definitely open up quite a bit · I am usually pretty shy at first but once I get to know someone it’s easy for me to open up · I am usually pretty slow to get attached to people, but once I do, they know it’s for real (sorry, no refunds, exchanges or re-turns) · I am usually quiet and shy at first but I do crazy stuff around people i’m comfortable with · I am usually quiet around people · I am usually quiet when I meet new people, but open up when I get to know someone · I am usually really calm and logical and it sometimes annoys people · I am usually relaxed and up for anything and im a complete kid at heart · I am usually silly and light hearted, but know when to be seri-ous · I am usually silly and possibly immature, I’m still not quite sure if I am or not, but I think I might be · I am usually tend to be a night owl · I am usually the comedic entertain-ment as I will find something to laugh at in most situations · I am usually the last one to judge others and always tend to look at the positive side of things · I am usually the life of the party, but sometimes i do silly things when I’m drunk · I am usually the life of the party · I am usually the life of the party who can adapt and turn any situation into a good time · I am usually the loud one, laughing and trying to get others to laugh as well · I am usually the one surprising people, but it makes me happy · I am usually the one that is constantly smiling or jok-ing around · I am usually the one to laugh when all hell breaks loose and everything gets all serious · I am usually the person laughing the hardest or trying to get others to laugh · I am usu-ally the person that is telling the story at a social event · I am usually the sporadic, humorous one in the group · I am usually

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tough and love the outdoors · I am usually up for an adven-ture · I am usually up for any new experience · I am usually up for anything, I’m adventurous but I’m not into mindless sex or whatsoever · I am usually up for anything and am pretty easy-going · I am usually up for doing something most night, and I love trying all different sorts of food · I am usually up for just about anything I like trying new things and having adven-tures with people · I am usually up for pretty much anything, especially if it’s something I’ve never done before · I am usually up for what ever comes along and love to try new things · I am usually very cheerful and lively, but serious and concentrated when needed · I am usually very deliberate when I speak · I am usually very easy going and get accused of being “to nice” · I am value strong opinions about things that matter · I am va-nessia and I go to Vsu.Im a mass Communication major and in my spare time I love to go out and have a great time · I am vary into music I love to play my guitar and spin techno on my DJ controler · I am v curvy, I like taking care of my self · I am vegan · I am vegetarian, and I love the outdoor activities · i am vegetarian but don’t judge people who eat meat · I am Venezu-elan, living in Brooklyn · I am verbose, strange, and excessive-ly verbose · I am verry spontaneous love snowboarding · I am versatile, but lean toward bottom · I am versatile, have many different interests, and am pretty laid back and down to earth · I am VeRSAtILe · I am versatile and have always been down to be adventurous and trying new things · I am versatile and have fun with friends and doing a night on the town with dinner and the theater · I am vertically challenged · I am very-well liked by those that meet me and am pretty easy to get along with · I am very 420 friendly as well · I am very academic, and am a huge nerd and proud of it · I am very active & up for trying anything new · I am very active (avid runner among other activities), love to travel, and try to avoid drama · I am very active, and love a good view · I am very active, I enjoy mountain biking in the Cook County Forest Preserve · I am very active, love sports, fishing and cars · I am very active,rath-er be on the beach or riding then sitting in a bar or club · I am very active, reasonably easygoing, generous, and have a pas-

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sion for things that fly · I am very active · I am very active · I am very active · I am very active and enjoy exercise · I am very ac-tive and enjoy tennis, soccer and volleyball · I am very active and go to the gym daily · I am very active and i have a very healthy lifestyle · I am very active and I love to compete · I am very active and love being out · I am very active and love ethnic food · I am very active and love to be busy but I love to cuddle too · I am very active and love trying new things · I am very ac-tive and usually in a few different field hockey and soccer leagues · I am very active in my social life lately · I am very ac-tive in sports and love to watch and play · I am very active in the realm of Louisiana politics, mostly on a local area level · I am very active on the weekends, weeknights tend to involve workouts and experiments cooking new dishes · I am very ac-tive physically · I am very active physically and staying fit is important to me in myself and the person I am with · I am very active with sports and hunting and fishing · I am very active with the muscular dystrophy association; one of my favorite hobbies is coaching and playing lacrosse · I am very adven-turesome - except in affairs of the heart · I am very adventur-ous, funny, dorky, outgoing, sometimes shy, kind-hearted, I put other people before myself, down-to-earth, etc · I am very adventurous, i like seeing new things and new places, love the outdoors · I am very adventurous, love getting out doors, try-ing new restaurants, and exploring new cities · I am very ad-venturous and am not scared to try anything once · I am very adventurous and I like to travel · I am very adventurous and like being outdoors · I am very adventurous and love taking trips to different places even random weekend trips · I am very adventurous and love to have fun · I am very adventurous and love to travel · I am very adventurous and spontaneous · I am very adventurous so I am pretty much up for anything · I am very adventurous when it comes to eating new things and ex-ploring · I am very affectionate, love to touch and be touched, kiss and be kissed, love and be loved · I am very affectionate, patient, reliable and loyal · I am very affectionate and active, easily distracted, and deeply interested in meaningful conver-sation · I am very affectionate and love to kiss · I am very affec-

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tionate and loving towards family and friends · I am very af-fectionate when I’m with someone that I like · I am very althetic and a cheerlader and gymnast :) I like to hang out with friends · I am very ambitious (currently applying for law/grad school), but I can sometimes be described as an introvert · I am very ambitious, and i hope to find someone who also feels that way · I am very ambitious , and thats what drives me every day to be a better person · I am very ambitious, hard working, family oriented, creative and funny · I am very ambitious · I am very ambitious and am always trying to learn new skills · I am very ambitious and funny · I am very ambitious and I enjoy leading an active and healthy lifestyle · I am very ambitious and inquisitive and know how to have a good time · I am very ambitious and quite passionate about what I do · I am very ambitious and working toward my goals · I am very ambitious but definitely chose to take the nonconventional route · I am very analytical and not quick to react without all the facts · I am VeRY approachable · I am very artistic · I am very artistic and nature loving · I am very athletic · I am very athletic · I am very athletic · I am very athletic and I like to lead a physically active lifestyle · I am very athletic and will play any sport · I am very attached to my houseplants · I am very attracted to intelli-gence and creativity · I am very attracted to men with beards and tattoos · I am very attracted to people who are creative and think for themselves · I am very attracted to tall men · I am very aware of who I am, and present myself, as the one and only me, all of the time · I am very bad at this · I am very ballsy and blunt · I am very bi, I havent sworn off men all together, so ready for whatever comes my way..overall I don’t do relation-ships · I am very big into creative things out doing things out-doors · I am very big into music, obviously · I am very big into rock music and I go to many concerts with my best friend · I am very big on family · I am very big on honesty and respect · I am very big on manners if someone is rude to the waiter ill leave · I am VeRY BIG on sports, primarily hockey · I am very black and white, more so the older I get · I am very blessed and enjoying life · I am very blessed I have an amazing supportive family which I love to spend time with · I am very blessed to

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have grown up in the home that I have · I am very blunt, foward and independent · I am very blunt, I’m a people per-son, I love to laugh and nothing makes me happier than know-ing that I’ve made other people laugh as well · I am very blunt, somewhat outspoken, yet too shy to even make eye contact...It’s weird · I am VeRY blunt · I am very blunt and honest · I am very blunt and honest but that’s just me · I am very blunt and open · I am very blunt and sarcastic but I do it in a friendly way · I am very blunt and to the point · I am very blunt and un-afraid to speak my mind, and some people take that for grant-ed · I am very blunt in what I have to say · I am very broad minded and optimistic · I am very bubbly and animated · I am very busy · I am very busy and usually have every other week-end free · I am very calm, cool, and drama free · I am very calm and open · I am very calm and steadfast in my daily life · I am very capable of discussing other topics and love to learn new things, as well · I am very career and education oriented · I am very career minded, but also have a wild side · I am very career oriantated and have high prospects of moving very far up in this company · I am very career oriented · I am very career ori-ented as I believe that self reliance is an important key to hap-piness · I am very carefree and have a go with the flow type personality · I am very carefree and open minded about life · I am very carefree and relaxed · I am very caring,affectionate, and compassionate and love to dance and have fun going plac-es · I am very caring, and very trusting · I am very caring, fun-ny and cute · I am very caring, funny and cute · I am very car-ing, funny and smart · I am very caring, giving and loving · I am very caring, loving, affectionate and passionate · I am very caring, thoughtful, and honest · I am very caring · I am very cautious, I’ve been burned too many times to fully be open with people at first · I am very cerebral (but not in a snotty, weird way)...things are just so interesting inside my head · I am very chatty, love a good laugh and am very friendly · I am very chatty and love to talk and text · I am very cheerful and giving personality, I like to laugh, I like to love and I like to learn new things · I am very chill, 420 friendly · I am very chill, and I love my down time and one-on-one hangouts · I am very

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chill · I am very classy, nice, caring,fun · I am very clean and oCD · I am very close to my family, especially my mother, my sister and my nephew, who I spend a few hours of quality time with a week · I am very close to my family, which includes ev-erything from cops to teachers · I am very close to my family · I am very close to my family and friends · I am very close to my family and have made one in Colorado, but would like some-thing more · I am very close to my family and nothing with come between that · I am very close to my family and spend a great deal of time with them · I am very close to my family and unlike some people I actually like to hang out with them · I am very close to my family and value spending time with them · I am very close to my family an I love spending time with friends around a fire · I am very close to my family even though my sister lives in Dallas, I have only one nephew and he is amaz-ing · I am very close to my friends,and, will drop what I am doing to help them out · I am very close to my friends and fam-ily, and they’re definitely a big part of my life · I am very close to my friends and family and enjoy being social, though I also enjoy staying in and relaxing with movies, tv, or card/board games · I am very close to my mom and talk to her every few days on the phone · I am very close to my parents and sib-lings · I am very close with my family, and need someone who respects that · I am very close with my family · I am very close with my family · I am very close with my family · I am very close with my family · I am very close with my family; I am es-pecially close with my Father · I am very close with my family and see them often · I am very close with my family and they are definitely what keeps me grounded · I am very close with my family and they are extremely important to me · I am very close with my family and they are very important to me as well as my friends · I am very close with my family because it means everything to me · I am very close with my family including my cousins and extended family · I am very close with my par-ents · I am very close with my parents and am very blessed to have such wonderful and supportive ones · I am very cold na-tured · I am very comfortable in my own skin and enjoy my own company · I am very comfortable in my skin, I love to

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laugh and have great conversation · I am very comfortable with my own thoughts and my mind tends to wander · I am very comfortable with who I am · I am very committed to my career but I’m very open minded · I am very compassion, ro-mantic, and loyal · I am very compassionate , kind , honest and affectionate · I am very competetive and love playing games and sports · I am very competitive when it comes to sports, rugby and basketball specifically · I am very confident in my abilities to do just about anything that I have a passion for · I am very confident of who I am and for that reason I need to say I am a “transgender” woman but don’t let that define my per-sonality · I am very conscious of social justice although I’m not a push over for every so called needy person · I am very consid-erate, I’m becoming a little forgetful sometimes, I’m calm and think before I speak · I am very content doing what I do how-ever, I am currently exploring other career opportunities just because · I am very contented, chilled, thoughtful, intelligent, open and positive-minded · I am very cool, love people with a sense of humor · I am very cool, nerdy, n honest bout a lot of stuff · I am very courageous and love to try new things · I am very crafty, I love to paint and build things · I am very crafty/artsy · I am very creative, love all things colorful and crafty · I am very creative, sometimes funny, extremely dorky/goofy, fun to be around, extremely nice, and a fantastic listener · I am very creative · I am very creative · I am very creative and ex-tremely talkative once u get to know me · I am very creative and have a great imagination · I am very creative and i can ac-tually make a living at it finally · I am very creative and practi-cal at the same time · I am very curious & love learning merely for the acquisition of knowledge · I am very curious about · I am very curious about society, people and pretty much every-thing.Hence, the name · I am very curious so I ask a lot of questions and annoying like a child · I am very curvy, i like to think im nice, funny, caring, and easy to talk to · I am very ded-icated to balancing my work life and family/friends · I am very dedicated to my career and I am often a workaholic · I am very dedicated to my work, so that’s what I spend the majority of my time on when I’m at school · I am very dedicated to my

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work · I am very dedicated to my work and my career has me sucked in deep · I am very dedicated to school and have a pas-sion and love for science and nutrition · I am very dedicated to school and work and I pretty much spend all of my time be-tween the two · I am very dedicated to what I do for a living · I am very determined, have the widest interests of anyone I know and always have lot of fun · I am very determined and put 100% into all that I do · I am very determined yet some-times a little too self-critical, but I give my all in everything I attempt · I am very devoted to my work and I work incredibly hard because I have an intense desire to be exceptional in my field · I am very different from a lot of people because I think differently · I am very difficult to offend · I am very difficult to understand · I am very direct and aggressive in my personal life · I am very direct and self motivated · I am very diverse · I am very diverse · I am very diverse when it comes to music · I am very domisticated when it comes to keeping house, cook-ing, giving %100 to a relationship · I am very dorky and clumsy but learned to just laugh at myself · I am very down-to-earth and I get along best with people who are also that way · I am very down to earth, at times very blunt and forward, and hon-est · I am VeRY down to earth, competitive and serious when it comes to my career · I am very down to earth, energetic, open minded, kind and caring · I am very down to earth, laid back, and am allergic to drama · I am very down to earth, laid back and easy going · I am very down to earth, love camping, fourwheeling , mud bogs, rodeos,walks, hiking, most of all laughing · I am very down to earth, love the outdoors, sports, fishing, tattoos · I am very down to earth, not into games · I am very down to earth, out going, and do have a wild streak from time to time · I am very down to earth · I am very down to earth · I am very down to earth · I am very down to earth · I am very down to earth and also love to make the best of any situa-tion · I am very down to earth and avoid drama · I am very down to earth and easy going · I am very down to earth and easy to get along with · I am very down to earth and family ori-ented (they are in LA and I miss them so much) · I am very down to earth and friendly · I am very down to earth and fun

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to be around · I am very down to earth and hate when games are played · I am very down to earth and have a great sense of humor · I am very down to earth and have my head on my shoulders · I am very down to earth and I have a good sense of humor · I am very down to earth and low maintenance · I am very down to earth and outgoing · I am very down to earth and relaxed person · I am very down to earth and strong minded but willing to learn and try new things · I am very down to earth calm cool and collective · I am very down to earth chick with a very wacky sense of humor · I am very down to earth person · I am very drama free and would like to meet someone like that · I am very driven, goal oriented, level headed and am a very practical person · I am very driven · I am very driven and always busy with something new · I am very driven and care deeply about my future · I am very driven and career oriented, but i’m also out-going, fun, compassionate, loyal, and above all else, honest · I am very driven and goal oriented · I am very driven and have very high goals set for my life · I am very driv-en and loyal; which are traits I value in others · I am very driv-en and passionate no matter what it is I’m doing, this includes relationships · I am very driven and wake up every morning with a purpose · I am very driven and would hope that the man I’m with is the same way · I am very driven to achieve success in life - both personal & work wise and always try to achieve only the very best · I am very driven to succeed in what I do, and my work is a huge part of my life · I am very easy-going, down to earth, and down for anything · I am very easy-go-ing · I am very easy-going · I am very easy going & love to try new things & meet new people · I am very easy going, a little blunt, but definitely down to earth · I am very easy going, and always down to do something · I am very easy going, and I get along with just about anyone · I am very easy going, as long as I’m enjoying myself it doesn’t really matter what I’m doing · I am very easy going, but have a hard time making decisions · I am very easy going, funny, caring, and brutally honest · I am very easy going, I like to have a good time and unwind as much as I love to go on an adventure · I am very easy going, I like to try new things and meet new people · I am very easygoing, I

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love exploring/traveling/trying out new things, I’m very open-minded · I am very easy going,im a guy who likes to talk, likes to have fun, a guy who respects and be very funny · I am very easy going, kind, understanding, and I am a great listen-er · I am very easy going, laid back, fun and silly · I am very easy going, laid back person, also quietly ambitious · I am very easy going, love to go out and have a good time but also hang in · I am very easygoing, love to laugh, have a good time, and love to be the reason why someone is smiling · I am very easy going, loving, caring, undersranding and outspoken · I am very easy going, quiet at first, and just try to make the best out of everyday · I am very easy going, sarcastic, and a bit silly at times · I am very easy going · I am very easygoing · I am very easy going · I am very easy going · I am very easy going · I am very easy going · I am very easy going although I am usualy tight on time with work, but I will make time for the right per-son · I am very easy going and a people person · I am very easy going and a people person · I am very easy going and chill · I am very easy going and don’t like a lot a drama · I am very easy going and don’t like confrontation · I am very easy going and eager to learn new things - I don’t try and plan to far ahead as I think its better to see how each day goes · I am very easy go-ing and easy to entertain · I am very easy going and easy to talk to · I am very easy going and easy to talk to · I am very easy go-ing and easy to talk to · I am very easy going and enjoy the sim-ple things in life · I am very easy going and free spirited · I am very easy going and fun, have a great sense of humor · I am very easy going and have a light heart and a banging personal-ity · I am very easy going and have an amazing personality · I am very easy going and I’m all about showing love and positiv-ity · I am very easy going and it is very hard to get me mad · I am very easy going and just love to enjoy life to the fullest · I am very easy going and laid back · I am very easy going and love talking to new people so don’t be shy:) I’m in the army as infantry · I am very easy going and love to hang out with my friends · I am very easy going and love to laugh · I am very easy going and love to try new things · I am very easy going and may come off as shy at first · I am very easy going and optimis-

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tic · I am very easy going and try to avoid drama at all cost · I am very easy going and will try most things at least once be-fore making a hard judgement · I am very easy going free spir-ited type of person · I am very easy going I get along with ev-eryone · I am very easy going with a crude sence of humor · I am very easy to be around, get to know, and can easily make people relax and laugh · I am very easy to get a long and enjoy all life has to offer · I am very easy to get along with, I’m a gen-uine guy with a kind soul · I am very easy to get along with · I am very easy to get along with and am a light hearted individ-ual, a sense of humor is a must in my book · I am very easy to get along with and am always up for anything · I am very easy to get along with and im not shy at all · I am very easy to get along with and it takes alot to get me mad · I am very easy to get along with and very laid back · I am very easy to get along with and very outgoing · I am very easy to get along with until u piss me off · I am very easy to please, when I’m sad just give me hugs & kisses · I am very easy to please · I am very easy to talk to, I love to laugh and just have a great time · I am very easy to talk to, sociable and fun :) Love cuddles, watching films and eating takeaway鈥 I love snakes · I am very easy to talk toand get along with and I love to have fun · I am very easy to talk to and love to meet all types of new people and have new and exciting experiences · I am very easy tp get along with · I am very eclectic, educated, hard working, somewhat traditional, free spirited, goal oriented, honest, and funny · I am very eclectic when it comes to philosophy and art · I am very emo-tional and sometimes sensitive but i can overcome it.I like to do things that make others smile · I am very energetic · I am very energetic and I’m friendly · I am very energetic and I am fun to be around · I am very energetic and like to have a good time · I am very energetic I live to dance sing and model · I am very even tempered and don’t let much effect me · I am very excited about my life and work · I am very excited about this · I am very excited to explore this beautiful city, and I was hoping to meet some interesting people along the way outside of my university · I am very excited to see what the future holds · I am very extroverted and outgoing · I am very family-orient-

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ed · I am very family-oriented · I am very family-oriented and love spending time with family and close friends when time permits · I am very family and friend oriented · I am very fam-ily and friend oriented · I am very family and friend orient-ed · I am very family orienated · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented, and I love sports- a big Giants/Yank-ess/Devils fan · I am very family oriented, and love sports (but then again what guy doesn’t) · I am very family oriented, but that may be just because my family is so awesome · I am very family oriented, even though I may complain about them I love them all very much · I am very family oriented, have two more siblings and one niece · I am very family oriented, love to go out with friends, and can sometimes be an adrenaline junky · I am very family oriented, my family is everything to me as well as my friends · I am very family oriented, so a guy who loves his family is a major plus in my book · I am very fam-ily oriented, without them I would not be me · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented · I am very family orient-ed · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented · I am very family orient-ed · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented · I am very family oriented and education is very important to me · I am very family ori-ented and have a great group of friends who I would do any-thing for · I am very family oriented and have lots of friends · I am very family oriented and I am driven in my my life and ca-reer · I am very family oriented and love dogs · I am very fami-ly oriented and love living an independent life · I am very fam-ily oriented and love to do anything outdoors or be in or on anything fast enough to get in a little trouble with · I am very family oriented and spend time with my siblings, cousins, and extended family often for holidays and parties back in Roches-ter · I am very family oriented and when I’m not working I love to spend time with my big Colombian family · I am very family

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oriented and would hope that my match would be too · I am very family oriented but very independent · I am very family oriented i love to travel mostly to the beach · I am very family oriented in my spare time, traveling to take care of those who need it in my family · I am very family oriented my brothers and sisters are the most important people to me · I am very family oriented my family always comes first · I am very far left on social issues · I am very feminine, definitely not one of the guys · I am very fit and workout a lot and like women who take care of themselves · I am very flexible · I am very focused, but carefree at the same time · I am very focused and driven but love to joke around with people · I am very focused and driven which can turn people away at times · I am very fond of Bill Maher and Richard Dawkins · I am very fond of the 1950’s vin-tage pin up style · I am very forward and don’t cope well under pressure or with social conventions hahaa · I am very found of sports like skydiving, inlines bandy, longdistance running among others · I am very free spirited, adventurous, yet laid back · I am very free spirited · I am very friendly, funny and simple · I am very friendly, loyal easygoing and kind · I am very friendly and caring but i might be cruel sometimes · I am very friendly and I make a joke out of most things · I am very friendly and open to mostly anything · I am very friendly and outgoing · I am very friendly and very Catholic · I am very friendly but can be awful tough; I’ve survived some serious craziness in my time · I am very friendly like to joke around · I am very friendly nd outgoing · I am very fun, outgoing, but i can be shy at times · I am very fun-loving, easy going and down to earth type of Finnish girl who is always willing to try something new and exciting · I am very fun-loving and enjoy swimming, hiking, and playing any sport · I am very fun and outgoing and get along with everyone :) As u can probably tell I am a very positive person · I am very fun loving and enjoy life to the fullest · I am very funny, friendly, helpful, sarcastic, in-telligent · I am very funny and make people smile · I am very funny and outgoing · I am very fun to talk to i know how to listen but love to talk just as much · I am very gay friendly and insist on the like in friends and romantic interests · I am very

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geeky/nerdy · I am very generous and loving and always will be · I am very genuine · I am very girly · I am very girly and pink is my favorite color but love going camping and shooting guns · I am very go-with-the-flow and carefree and think that working hard and playing hard go hand and hand in life · I am very goal-oriented, sassy, trustworthy and I always keep a pos-itive attitude · I am very goal-oriented and driven, as much as I am passionate and giving · I am very goal and family orient-ed · I am very goal driven · I am very goal oriented · I am very goal oriented · I am very goal oriented and am passionate about my career · I am very goal oriented but I am able to step back and enjoy the small things · I am very good at communi-cating and always willing to talk to others · I am very good at it · I am very good at roadtrips · I am very good with people and can fit into any kind of group · I am VeRY goofy · I am very goofy and have a great sense of humor · I am very goofy I like to laugh a lot when I’m comfortable with people so a good sense of humor is something that is a must for me · I am very grateful for things that God has blessed me with especially waking me up each morning to see a new day · I am very hap-py · I am very happy about that · I am very happy and energetic person but like to relax as well · I am very happy and secure with myself, which is something that I have not been for a long time · I AM VeRY HAPPY LIKe to JoKe ARoUND, IAM to DANCING IAM VeRY CALM PeRSoN BUt I HAVe MY oWeD teMPeRAMeNt ISSUe BUt I KNoW to CoNtRoL MYS-LeF · I am very happy with the way my life is going · I am very hard-working, independent, and overall a pretty easygoing person · I am very hard working, and career oriented · I am very hard working and am in sales for a living · I am very hard working and have worked for everything I have · I am very hard working and would like my significant other to be the same · I am very hard working loyal honest trustworthy · I am very health conscious and cook a lot but enjoy eating all types of delicious foods and trying new ones as well · I am very healthy and have done regular exercise daily to keep myself in good shape · I am very honest , easy going and patient · I am very honest, I love signs (Leo) and I love filthy words · I am very

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honest, intuitive, hardworking, and respectful · I am very hon-est, LoYAL, and i know how to treat a woman right · I am very honest, loyal, book and street smart · I am very honest, some-times to the point of being blunt, and this can come across as offensive but I never act out of negativity · I am very honest, strange and at times funny · I am very honest an blunt i speak my mind · I am very honest and a man of respect, so I do not like people who lie · I am very honest and caring individual · I am very honest and direct in expressing both my thoughts and feelings · I am very honest and expect others to be the same way · I am very honest and hope for the same in return as I absolutely HAte liars and people who play mind games · I am very honest and I like people to be honest with me as well · I am very honest and I speak my mind · I am very honest and look for the same from others, along with integrity · I am very honest and loyal · I am very honest and not afraid of being truthful with others · I am very honest and opinionated, al-ways up for a good friendly debate · I am very honest and sometimes it is not a desirable trait · I am very honest and straight forward and hate game playing · I am Very honest and try to be as open as possible whenever I can so I like the same qualities in the people I spend time with · I am very honest and upfront, but not overpowering · I am very honest and upfront with things · I am very honest and will tell u exactly what I’m thinking · I am very honest and will usually say what is on my mind · I am very honest but I also try to be as kind as possi-ble · I am very honest with those I really care for and only if my opinion is being asked · I am very humble, not shy and like be-ing the center of attention · I am very humble and down to earth, I don’t judge others at all · I am very humble it drives me crazy to see people who think they’re entitled to things or are better than others · I am very humor and can be smart aleck sometimes in good way · I am very hunerousbrutally honest at times,understanding,competitive,learner,teacher and lead-er · I am very imaginative and creative · I am very important · I am very important · I am very important · I am very impulsive and unpredictable, but i am also passionate and intense · I am very indecisive · I am very indecisive at times · I am very inde-

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pendant · I am very independent · I am very independent & have been for a while · I am very independent, and that has threatened a lot of guys in the past · I am very independent, I can take care of myself · I am very independent, intelligent, goal-oriented · I am very independent · I am very indepen-dent · I am very independent · I am very independent; flying solo to a bar is always a good time for me, I love talking to ran-dom drunk people · I am very independent and always busy with work · I am very independent and always trying to help my friends out · I am very independent and can take care of my self but would enjoy a lil tLC my self · I am very indepen-dent and determined · I am very independent and don’t need anyone to take care of me · I am very independent and have a huge personality · I am very independent and love being on my own · I am very independent and need a man to love me for me.i am not a shallow person but I take pride in my ap-pearence · I am very independent and opinionated · I am very independent but easy going · I am very independent but i do love to be spoiled every now and then · I am very independent but long for a strong man to love, respect and take care of me for a change · I am very intellectual despite the fact I love the great outdoors and also love the arts · I am very intellectually curious, and will often dwell on focused subjects for years at a time, usually revolving around history · I am very intelligent (I’ve been described by some of my less-endowed coworkers as scarily so) and perceptive · I am very intelligent, and I hope to meet a guy with brains, but also someone who makes me laugh and challenges me in many ways · I am very intelligent, de-pendable, and simply outgoing · I am very intelligent · I am very intelligent and enjoy having conversations that stimulate me · I am very intelligent and musical · I am very intelligent but at times I let my emotions get the better of me · I am very intelligent even though I may say ditzy things · I am very intel-ligent though sometimes lack common sense · I am very inter-ested in exploring life · I am very interested in exploring the city and finding cool new bars/restaurants · I am very interest-ed in people which also makes me quite social, I love dancing and tend to do something that kinda resembles salsa · I am

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very interested in politics, i consider my political views to be “center, Liberal tilted” · I am very interested in the supernatu-ral, the spiritual, and magick · I am very into beards, tattoos, tall guys and dudes who successfully pull off nose piercings · I am very into becoming all that I can be so that’s why I value education · I am very into feminist and anti-racist politics, and I have been vegan for over 10 years · I am very into fitness, I like to lift weights, box, run and hike · I am very into fitness and being healthy · I am very into fitness and I go to the gym at least 4 days a week and I always eat clean · I am very into histo-ry and specifically the Civil War · I am very into leading a healthy/fit lifestyle · I am very into living in the moment and always taking advantage of new opportunities · I am very into movies and someday I will do a master list of all the movies I enjoy · I am very into philosphy · I am very into politics and the economy · I am very into sports · I am very into sports but I en-joy playing basketball so whenever I have time I like to shoot some hoops · I am very into sports which includes baseball, football, basketball, any many others · I am very into the vin-tage 80s era · I am very into what I do an don’t want to play guy’s games anymore · I am very intuitive and subjectively ob-jective · I am very intune with my body and living a healthy active lifestyle · I am very involved in church · I am very in-volved in local businesses, government and military for work · I am very involved in my church, and God is very im-portant to me, but I don’t push it on others, and I don’t believe in trying to convert people · I am very involved in my church and am currently a leader for a recovery group for high school students · I am very Irish but have a very Italian name · I am very kind, insightful, and empathetic and I give to others ev-eryday · I am Very kind and generous · I am very kind and like to help when I can · I am very kind and loving, but I also have a very protective side to me · I am very kind hearted, honest, trustworthy and loyal · I am very kind hearted · I am very kind hearted and respect everyone i meet · I am very kind person with big understanding heart · I am very kind to people and go out of my way to help them, including strangers · I am very kind until given a real reason not to be, I’m also much more

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adventurous than I might look · I am very kinky, though the only true fetish I have anyone should be aware of is seeing my partners in make-up · I am very laid-back and relaxed, and I’m always content to go with the flow · I am very laidback · I am very laid back (besides being so busy) and am kinda a hopeless romantic lol · I am very laid back, and easy going · I am very laid back, but I don’t drink or smoke and I don’t really like to party · I am very laid back, but I do not take any shit, that’s for sure · I am very laidback, but tend to things · I am very laid back , but very outspoken also , cannot stand disrespect · I am very laid back, can be brutally honest, don’t do drama and love adventures · I am very laid back, easy going and have a reason-ably decent sense of humor · I am very laid back, easy going and i love to have fun · I am very laid back, fun, spontaneous, and always up for an adventure · I am very laid back, honest and kind · I am very laid back, I like to joke around, heck, I re-ally just like having fun · I am very laid back,I love to laugh and have fun, im very romantic and love to spoil the woman I’m with · I am very laid back, I try not to take myself too serious-ly · I am very laid back, preferring to chill with friends rather than go out to clubs and such · I am very laid back · I am very laid back · I am very laid back · I am very laid back · I am very laid back · I am very laid back · I am very laid back · I am very laid back · I am very laid back and am always down for whatev-er · I am very laid back and don’t do the whole drama thing · I am very laid back and down to earth · I am very laid back and easy going · I am very laid back and easy going · I am very laid back and easy going · I am very laid back and easy going · I am very laid back and easy going · I am very laid back and easy I think , lol and I love to joke around and horse play a lot · I am very laid back and enjoy a good conversation...no matter how random · I am very laid back and enjoy just hanging out · I am very laid back and enjoy just relaxing at home · I am very laid back and focused · I am very laid back and for the most part am easy going · I am very laid back and fun loving · I am very laid back and get along with almost everyone · I am very laid back and have a dry sarcastic sort of humor · I am very laid back and have fun whatever i do · I am very laid back and have

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my moments of causing laughter to occur in others · I am very laid back and I enjoy anyone who can make me laugh · I am very laid back and I have been known to create my own fun · I am very laid back and I love people · I am very laid back and I love to just have fun and make jokes · I am very laid back and like the simple things in life like going on walks,hikes,bike rides going to the cinema and the occasional music/comedy gig · I am very laid back and look for the best in everybody · I am very laid back and love to have a good time when I have free time · I am very laid back and tend to entertain people with my dazzling wit and charm · I am very laid back down to earth person · I am very laid back easy going like to do stuff outdoors but am willing to do anything · I am very laid back in some ways and high strung in others, but I would say I tip more to-wards easy-going · I am very laid back person · I am very layed back and I like to travel · I am very lead back n not really into dramas also if u still have baggage from ur last relationship fix that first · I am very liberal, quite practical, passionate, and in-telligent · I am very liberal · I am very liberal...some might call me a hippie · I am very liberal and I often have problems with people who have problems with other people · I am very light-hearted and am still very much a big kid at heart · I am very light hearted and easy to get along with, and don’t need much to be happy · I am very lively, outgoing and like to have fun · I am very lost..but things are slowly becoming a lil more clear for me as life goes on · I am very lovable and I love to love · I am very lovely, great and happy girl · I am very low key, easy going and enjoy simple things in life · I am very low maintenance · I am very loyal, and have the heart of a warrior · I am very loyal, and I consider that to be the backbone of any relationship, or even a friendship · I am very loyal, flexible, faithful and adven-turous and active and I dream to share it with my only one man · I am very loyal, I love my friends & would do anything for my family · I am very loyal,true,and love to take care of my man · I am very loyal · I am very loyal · I am very loyal and ded-icated to the things that are important to me · I am very loyal and dependable · I am very loyal and faithful · I am very loyal and I love my family and friends · I am very loyal but only to

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people who earn my respect and trust · I am Very Loyal I take that Very Seriously Honesty And trust · I am very loyal to a lucky select few and very trust worthy · I am very loyal to my family and friends, and would do anything for them · I am very loyal to my friends and people that I care about · I am very ma-ture · I am very mature for my age, confident in my on skin · I am very mature for my age · I am very mature for my age · I am very mature for my age and confident in the person that I am · I am very mature for my age I am not the needy girl who expects a guy to kiss my ass · I am very mature for my age per my hardships in life but that doesn’t bring me down · I am very morally grounded and super loyal · I am very motivated and a little goofy at times, but I truly enjoy to laugh and for others to have fun when their around me · I am very motivated and de-termined to succeed in life · I am very motivated and driven when it comes to my carrer and would love to find someone that posses the same qualities · I am very motivated and work hard · I am very motivated in my personal and professional life, and I appreciate others that share that drive · I am very much a fan of indulging in a few overly crass jokes over a beer or a glass of wine and talking endless hours of complete trash · I am very much a fan of travel · I am very much a glass half full person but I love complaining · I am very much a homebody · I am very much a homebody and don’t really like being around a lot of people · I am very much a homebody and love just hanging out with my friends, but I also love to travel and see the world · I am very much an atheist, I don’t worry about any gods · I am very much a nerd who enjoys deep dis-cussions as well as explaining things whenever someone doesn’t understand them · I am very much a relationship girl, but I can do without · I am very much aware that I am picky, which is why I decided to try this in the first place · I am very much enjoying the journey and would like to meet some won-derful people along the way · I am very much into fashion al-though I am not shallow, I see it as an art of expression · I am very much into fitness, working on cars and just generally any-thing that involves getting together with friends and having a laugh · I am very much into health and fitness, I love travel-

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ing...I went to 9 countries in europe this summer, I love ani-mals, and I love sports · I am very much into my music and I go to a fair amount of gigs throughout the year · I am very much into my religion · I am very much into natural living, thinking mostly all human made/altered things are full of toxins and chemicals/pollutants, sort of thinking · I am very much into personal growth and am always trying to find new ways to live my life to the fullest · I am very much into sports, and I play tennis at a pretty high level · I am very much into sports and fitness · I am very much into the “yin” and “yang” of things · I am very much into the great outdoors · I am very much into working out and staying healthy · I am very much not a morn-ing person · I am very much out going but my shyness surpris-es even me sometimes · I am very much out of the closet and open about my sexuality, my friends and family absolutely support me and treat me normal · I am very much ran on emo-tions · I am very multi-faceted and often animated · I am very multi-talented I sing, draw, sculpt, pottery, sketch, poetry, graphics, paint, write,dance,sew,crochet,hair,box, tennis,soft-ball · I am very musical · I am very nervous about sending the first msg · I am very new to Charlotte and I’m loving it so far · I am very nice, caring, outgoing, and im very family oriented · I am very nice, shy at first but I open up after a while · I am very nice, sometimes a bit to nice, workin on finding that balance from yes nd no · I am very nice · I am very nice and helpfull · I am very nice but dont like when people take advantage of me · I am very nice but I pull no punches and I don’t like get-ting treated like a fool · I am very nice but quite shy at first · I am very nice girl with big sense of humor · I am very noctur-nal · I am very non-judgemental, open minded, relaxed and able to go with the flow · I am very non judgemental and I can usually get along with anyone · I am very observant · I am very observant · I am very oCD about it · I am very ocd around the house · I am very often an hour late to everything, no matter how hard I try to be early · I am very often smiling and laugh-ing - intensely because I do everything at 110 · I am very old fashioned and love being outdoors, I.e · I am very open & hon-est · I am very open, and down for just about anything, within

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reason · I am very open, easy going, and driven by emotion · I am very open, honest, and loyal, and want to find someone who is the same way · I am very open, silly and carefree · I am very open-minded, and giving when life calls for me to be · I am very open-minded, and I like to speak my mind · I am very open-minded, I love to experience new things · I am very open-minded · I am very open-minded · I am very open-mind-ed · I am very open-minded and don’t have patience for people who aren’t · I am very open-minded and try to see every else’s perspective regarding sensitive topics · I am very open-mind-ed and very little embarrasses or offends me · I am very open-minded and would rather not connect with people who are close-minded · I am very open-minded with an interna-tional outlook, a risk- taker who is always up for a new adven-ture · I am very open-minded with an international outlook, a risk- taker who is always up for a new adventure · I am very open-minded with an international outlook, a risk- taker who is always up for a new adventure · I am very open-minded with international traveling as an outlook, a risk- taker who is al-ways up for a new adventure · I am very open · I am very open · I am very open about everything so don’t be afraid to ask · I am very open about gender and sexuality · I am very open and honest, and I’m always thinking about what the fu-ture holds for me · I am very open and honest · I am very open and honest · I am very open and honest and open to new things · I am very open and outgoing, so feel free to say hello · I am very open and will try (almost) anything once · I am very opened minded and pretty much up to try anything · I am very open in general and would rather we get to know each other by talking directly · I am very open minded, and I love answering questions or debating · I am very open minded, and non judgemental · I am very open minded, easy to get along with and likes to make jokes so Any thing else just ask · I am very open minded, honest and blunt to the point of tactlessness · I am very open minded, I don’t drink or do any drugs, but don’t mind being around people who do 9 · I am very open mind-ed · I am very open minded · I am very open minded · I am Very open minded · I am very open minded · I am Very open

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minded · I am very open minded · I am very open minded · I am very open minded and easily entertained · I am very open minded and easy to talk to · I am very open minded and enjoy listening to other’s views · I am very open minded and fluid when it comes to opinions and view points · I am very open minded and laid back, but I can be a serious sincere man when called upon · I am very open minded and love adventure · I am very open minded and love kids · I am very open minded and love to learn new things · I am very open minded and try to look at everything through someone else’s perspective even if they oppose mine · I am very open minded but don’t let people push me around · I am very open minded to new experiences, ideas, and have a pretty wide range of interests · I am very open to all different things and will most likely try anything at least once · I am very open to the modification of first impres-sions · I am very open to trying new things · I am very open to tying new activities and foods · I am VeRY open with every-thing in life · I am very opinionated, and I enjoy a good de-bate · I am very opinionated, but not about politics or the gov-ernment · I am very opinionated, but not unbending · I am very opinionated · I am very opinionated and I would like someone who can handle my sense of humor · I am very opin-ionated with a definite lean towards the left and I love a good conversation · I am very optimistic, calm, collected, and lev-el-headed · I am very optimistic, social and like to make people laugh · I am very optimistic about 2014 · I am very optimistic also an opportunist · I am very optimist person · I am very or-ganized and can be a bit particular · I am very organized but love spontaneity · I am very organized though I do 100 differ-ent things · I am very out-going, free-spirited person · I am very out-going and enjoy both evenings in and evenings out · I am very out-going and have a great sense of humor · I am very out-going and optimistic, always smiling · I am very outdoors oriented · I am very outdoorsy · I am very outdoorsy and love to ride horses · I am very outdoorsy I love going fishing, hiking or even just going for a jog on a nice day · I am very out goin and fun to hang wit just get to know me · I am very outgoing · I am very outgoing, and always try to keep my head up no mat-

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ter the situation · I am very outgoing, and I hardly meet a stranger · I am very outgoing, easy to get along with, fun, car-ing, but im tired of men taking advantage of me · I am very outgoing, honest, blunt ( but in a good way ) kinda adventur-ous, LoVe to laugh, hate unnecessary drama · I am very outgo-ing, I like to stay positive and keep everyone happy · I am very outgoing, I love to dance and hang out with friends · I am very outgoing, I love trying new things and going on adventures · I am very outgoing, kind hearted, and a hopeless romantic · I am very outgoing, laid back and up for anything · I am very out going, love to have a good time · I am very outgoing, love to laugh, and have a good time · I am very outgoing, optimistic and enjoy being around good people · I am very outgoing, ran-dom at times, funny, have a kind heart, adventurous, clever, honest, loyal, and have some intelligence · I am very outgoing, sarcastic, and adventerous · I am very outgoing, shy at first (sometimes) but that usually doesn’t last too long · I am very outgoing, social, and bubbly · I am very outgoing, sponta-neous, love exploring new places, and enjoy a good laugh · I am very outgoing, very easy going, and have an extremely large heart · I am very outgoing, yet can also be very shy · I am very outgoing · I am very outgoing · I am very outgoing · I am very out going · I am very outgoing · I am very outgoing · I am very outgoing · I am very outgoing · I am very outgoing · I am very out going · I am very out going.I love trying new things · I am very out going and I enjoy doing anything outdoors · I am very out going and I love my family; next to God, they come first · I am very out going and self motivated · I am very out going and will do anything to make someone smile · I am very out going I love to be loved on and I am a huge flirt · I am very out going i love trying new · I am very out going person · I am very outspoken and silly, but I have a big heart · I am very out-spoken and value others who aren’t afraid to voice their opin-ion · I am very outspoken but super sweet · I am very pale, but I love it · I am very passionate, I love my family, I value friend-ship · I am very passionate, intense, and playful · I am very passionate · I am very passionate about all types of art whether it be music, paintings, cooking or anything in between · I am

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very passionate about a lot of things, especially human rights · I am very passionate about and dedicated to my work, but I don’t let it define me nor do I take myself to seriously · I am very passionate about arts in general, although my main passion is filmmaking · I am very passionate about being a mother · I am very passionate about cooking and i’m really lucky that I had the chance to go to culinary school · I am very passionate about craft beer · I am very passionate about every-thing that I do · I am very passionate about exploring new places · I am very passionate about health and fitness · I am very passionate about life and pushing myself to conquer new challenges · I am very passionate about music, especially gui-tar playing, and fitness · I am very passionate about music, food and nature · I am very passionate about my beliefs and am very grounded in my ways · I am very passionate about my career, my education and about living life in general · I am very passionate about my career and am addicted to produc-tivity · I am very passionate about my career and life in gener-al · I am very passionate about my faith and my job · I am very passionate about my interests · I am very passionate about my job (graphic designer) · I am very passionate about my job and, although overwhelming at times, I couldn’t see myself doing anything else · I am very passionate about my life · I am very passionate about reproductive and maternal health, and am lucky enough to have a job that I’m passionate about · I am very passionate about science and learning and discovering new things · I am very passionate about sports, archiecture (it’s my life), videogames, and I think most importantly MU-SIC · I am very passionate about the arts · I am very passionate about the gym · I am very passionate about traveling, and have traveled/lived all through South America and europe · I am very passionate about whatever I put myself to doing · I am very passionate about what I believe in · I am very passionate about what I do · I am very passionate and driven · I am very passionate and true to myself · I am very passionate and very loving · I am very passionate and willing to go out of my way to make my special person feel loved and special · I am very pas-sionet about success · I am very patient and like to put other

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peoples needs before mine, this is a good and bad thing · I am very people-friendly, the more friends in this world, the better right · I am very philanthropic · I am very physically active, and live a healthy lifestyle · I am very physically active and am always trying to reach a new level of physical fitness · I am very physically active and if I’m not in the lab I’m probably walking on my hands or rollar blading with my dog · I am very physical-ly fit and I also train to be a MMA fighter · I am very picky · I am very picky about guys · I am very playfully cocky, if that makes sense · I am very polite · I am very polite and very debat-ing when need be · I am very polite and would never intention-ally make a woman feel uncomfortable in a conversation · I am very political and I love organizing · I am very political and love to talk politics with all walks of life · I am very politically active · I am very positive and am very easy going · I am very positive and rarely have bad days, tempers or a bad mood · I am very pro health and fitness, but I do have a nerdy side that I never grew out of · I am very protective of both her and my time with her for two reasons · I am very protective of my fam-ily and close friends · I am very protective of my family but not controlling · I am very proud of her · I am very proud of her and have no regrets · I am very proud of my extensive knowl-edge on pokemon · I am very qoofy like tryinq new thinqs qoinq out shoppinq, love piercinqs/tatts, horror movies, dry humpinq ur leqs in public lol · i am very queer · I am very quick-witted, have an all-encompassing sense of humor, and generally quite intelligent, book smarts and street smarts · I am very quick witted and determined · I am very quick witted which usually makes a lot of people laugh · I am very quiet, and sneaky · I am very quiet and shy when I first meet someone · I am very random · I am very random · I am very random and I get a long with everyone · I am Very Random And Sponta-neous, Which Leads Me Down the Path of Getting Myself Into trouble ( trouble Being Mischievous Fun :)lol · I am very rarely in a bad mood · I am very reflective, open and honest with my feelings · I am very relaxed and don’t let things get under my skin much · I am very relaxed and lazy and I’m generally a messy person · I am very reliable, punctual and dependable · I

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am very religious · I am very reserved in whatever I do but I have a great deal of desire to change that · I am very respectful of other points of view, and appreciate a healthy amount of push back · I am very respectful towards everyone, and I really like making people happy · I am very respectful to women, a hard worker, and i like to have fun lol · I am very responsi-ble,and love spending quality time with my kids · I am very responsible and handle my business · I am very responsible and respectful · I am very ridiculous; I consider myself a kid at heart and I love escaping the normal monotony that is life so I seek out adventure whenever I can · I am very romantic, and will go out of my way for my girl · I am very romantic, car-ing,open-minded · I am very romantic and giving with the right person - if the chemistry is right in other words · I am very romantic and very loving, and very sensitive · I am very romantic person, but at the same time very down to earth · I am very sarcastic, and I appreciate sarcastic people · I am very sarcastic, and I laugh at inappropriate things, at inappropriate times lol..I’m just an all around fun chick to be around · I am very sarcastic, blunt, and brutally honest · I am very sarcastic, relatively laid back, and have been told I’m a sweet person · I am very sarcastic · I am very sarcastic · I am very sarcastic · I am very sarcastic · I am very sarcastic/snarky, and enjoy laugh-ing loud enough to make people uncomfortable · I am very sar-castic and a dry sense of humor · I am very sarcastic and funny but love others who can get me to laugh · I am very sarcastic and I love to joke around · I am very sarcastic and I say like too much · I am very sarcastic and love to joke around a lot · I am very sarcastic and make jokes about everyone, including my-self · I am very sarcastic and open, and every second I’m laugh-ing and being a weirdo are probably my favorite parts of the day · I am very sarcastic and sometimes bold · I am very sar-castic to ppl I like & love · I am very sarcastic with a witty per-sonality so don’t take it personal that’s just me · I am very self-actualized · I am very self-aware, most of the time · I am very self-motivated and try to learn something new every-day · I am very self aware and try to personally evolve each day · I am very self motivated · I am very self observed ,no man

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or child of mine will come before me I’m a dreamer,I still be-lieve I will be a rapper · I am very sensitive and caring · I am very sensitive and most important thing about me is i love my kids more than anything in the world · I am very serious about my expectations for finding my love · I am very serious about my kids and my career, but I also love to have fun · I am very serious about very silly things, and inconsistent as all hell · I am very serious about work and spend a lot of my time focused on that aspect of my life · I am very serious when it comes on to work and university because I try my very best to do my ut-most best at everything I do · I am very sexual, and i love sex · I am very sexual, kind, and pasionated · I am very sexual and enjoy the various stages involved in reaching sexual bliss · I am very sexual at times and like to be perverted · I am very sexual so need a girl that is also · I am very short lol I’m only 5”3 so I’m a shorty · I am very shy · I am very shy · I am very shy / submis-sive and prefer the opposite in other people · I am very shy and an introvert · I am very shy and fun I like to hang out bonfires camping fishing swimming bbqs pool bowling playing cards or board games · I am very shy and quiet at first but once we start to get to know each other, I become a chatterbox · I am very shy at first, fit friendly · I am very shy at first · I am very shy at first and after a few drinks I don’t shut up lol · I am very shy at first so I tend to go for people who are outgoing and funny or sarcastic, but I do open up · I am very shy at times but very outgoing most of the time · I am very shy but i’m working on it · I am very shy but I like to make new friends · I am very shy but once I get comfortable around people it all goes away, I also have 7 tattoo’s and 1 piercing · I am very silly and fun..wow hate talking about my self to much so just ask away · I am very silly and sarcastic but can be serious if it’s absolutely nec-essary · I am very silly and well I think I’m funny · I am very simple, honest person who enjoys simple things in life · I am very simple · I am very simple · I am very simple in most cas-es · I am very simple just like to be happy and try and enjoy life · I am very smart, a little nerdy, and talented · I am very smart , I have a great personality , I love to laugh · I am very smart, not necessarily wise, and also very playful · I am very

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smart and my best subjects are english and science.....that’s all i can think of for now · I am very smart and open minded and open hearted · I am very smart Bt I also like to have a crazy personality · I am very social, but silence is golden · I am very social · I am very social · I am very social · I am very social and extremely outgoing · I am very social and love being with friends and family · I am very social but enjoy a night in watch-ing movies with takeout as well · I am very socially awkward but when I’m comfortable with someone I don’t mind being my weird self · I am very spiritual, but not religious at all · I am very spiritual · I am very spiritual and what people would call an old soul · I am very spiritual but not religious · I am very spontaneous & enjoy a wide variety of activities · I am very spontaneous, and I love to wake up in the morning and pack up the car and just Go · I am very spontaneous, but as I get older, I’m starting to plan a bit better · I am very spontaneous, outgoing, goofy, and I love to laugh · I am very spontaneous, sarcastic, and fun loving · I am very spontaneous and adven-turous love camping hiking and other various activities I have kids · I am very spontaneous and I love the outdoors, watching movies, dancing, and traveling · I am very spontaneous but can also stick to set plans · I am very spontaneous I don’t like to sit still to often · I am very spontaneous I love to have fun, I’m the kind if person that randomly decides to go on a road trip at 3am, I’m pretty chill an laid back · I am very sporty, go to the gym 4/5 times a week and the occasional jog when its not pissing down with rain · I am very straight-forward and most people call me an asshole because of it · I am very straight act-ing · I am very straightforward, but can also be impatient and restless at times · I am very straight forward and always tell the truth · I am very straight forward and blunt · I am very straight forward and easy going · I am very straight forward and honest · I am very straight forward and I tend not to sugar coat a lot of things · I am very straight to the point and do not “umm” or “errr · I am very strong minded · I am very strong minded as well as open · I am very supportive of anything that my man wants to do and I aim to please the one I am with · I am very sweet · I am very sweet, down to earth , honest and the

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best mother I can be · i am very sweet, funny, compassionate, understanding · I am very sweet, pretty, loving and roman-tic · I am very sweet and I like to meet new people · I am very sweet and laid back · I am very sweet but I can definitely stand my ground, so don’t get on my bad side boo · I am very tactful, but I do find perverse jokes and talks of bowel movements to be quite humorous · I am very tactile and think human contact is really important · I am very talkative, and social · I am very talkative, so I prefer to be around people who are the same · I am very tall, and heavily tattooed - but definitely not a book to be judged by the cover · I am very thankful for a lot of things I have in life · I am very thankful for my friends and family · I am very thoughtful · I am very thoughtful and empathetic · I am very tolerant and open minded · I am very traditional and believes in being courted and respected · I am very true to my capricorn sign · I am very trustworthy, honest, friendly, car-ing, and respectful · I am very unbiased and curious about people · I am very understanding · I am very upfront and be-lieve in standing up for myself · I am very versatile of course well because I am a Gemini · I am very versitile · I am very very close to my mom · I am very very new to this · I am very well traveled and am always thinking about my next trip · I am very well traveled and open minded · I am very well travelled, with Antarctica being the only continent I’m yet to discover, howev-er this is definitely on my hit list · I am very whimsical and prone to flights of fancy · I am very whimsical and very down to earth at the same time · I am very witty, and very lovable · I am veryyyy practical and I like routine · I am very Zionistic and being Jewish is something that is very important to me · I am veteran and current student at the prestigious university of phoenix · I am veteran who served in the navy for 6 years · I am vibrant, spunky, and Classic · I am vibrant · I am Vietnam-ese, living in France · I am Vietnamese · I am visual arts-ori-ented, can’t stop buying sneakers and heels and think I’m smarter than everybody else when I’m just average really · I am vivacious , kindly , honest , serious · I am vivacious · I am vol-unteer coach for soccer and basketball teams. Yes I’m very in-volved which means very little sleep · I am vulnerable · I am

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vulnerable · I am vulnerable · I am wack, so don’t even try it · I am wack, so don’t even try it · I am wack, so don’t even try it · I am wack, so don’t even try it · I am wack, so don’t even try it · I am wacky, crafty, and unpredictable · I am waiting · I am wan-dering, mostly happy, and playful · I am wandering, wonder-ing, and working · I am warm, colourful, and up for a laugh · I am warm and gregarious · I am warm and sensitive person · I am wave, particle, and light · I am way cooler in person · I am way down to earth and always smiling · I am WAY into sports · i am way more attracted to females and prefer a fe-male, most men come off like a creep to me, so good luck men · I am way more likable than my personality should make me · I am way more of a country girl than a city girl, usually wearing my boots · I am way nice, I promise · I am way to inde-pendent for my own good · I am way too complex for this little area · I am way too easy going and it shows from what I’m told · I am way too honest, a good read of character and a firm believer in instincts · I am way too honest, mainly because I’m a terrible liar and don’t see the point in it · I am way too long-winded to make this actually sound interesting, but I guess I’ll give it a try · I am way too nice, opinionated, overly goofy, sensitive, open minded, stubborn, clumsy, loud, a good listener, and I wear my heart on my sleeve · I am way too nice · I am way too obsessed with coffee and fashion · I am way too understanding · I am wayyy too busy for my own good and enjoy being outside doing anything · I am weird, complicated but easy going · I am weird, crazy, and smart · I am weird, cre-ative, and funny · I am weird, intelligent, and frisky · I am weird, spunky, and talkative · I am weird · I am weird · I am weird · I am weird · I am weird · I am weird · I am weird · I am weird and fun but also picky · I am weird and funny and a kid at heart but I take my schooling very serious · I am weird and random, but in a legitimate sense of the word not the way it is tossed around by teenagers · I am weird but generally pretty funny · I am weird but in a cool way - so I’m told · I am weirdly funny and appreciate wit and sarcasm · I am well-mannered and respectful · I am well-rounded, hard worker, and honest person · I am well-rounded when it comes to musical selec-

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tions · I am well-traveled, progressively inclined, cynical but idealistic, and very successful in life but I lack a partner with which to share it · I am well-travelled, understanding, and a good person · I am well-travelled · I am well-versed, intelli-gent, and mindful · I am well aware · I am well cool, mate · I am well educated, easygoing, and athletic · I am well educated, have a job, and my own car · I am well educated, well spoken, and financially stable · I am well educated, with a good career in gemology · I am well educated according to society, but feel experience is the better professor · I am well educated and in-telligent but totally down to earth and easy to talk to and get along with · I am well educated with a bachelors degree and taught autistic children for several years before a career change into retail management · I am well eduicated person · I am well established and know who I am and I’m ready to just see what happens · I am well into my thirties and I haven’t yet figured out how to keep house plants alive · I am well read (even aside from sci-fi) and reasonably educated (Computer Science and electrical engineering degrees) · I am well read, very tidy, extremely thoughtful, and can make anyone smile · I am well spoken and I read a lot · I am well traveled, adventur-ous, and a stickler when it comes to the oxford comma · I am well traveled, been home for nearly two years now and I’m ready to go again, next January I’m off · I am well travelled, read, mannered, and groomed · I am well travelled · I am what could be called an old fashioned ramblin’ gypsy man · I am whatever others say · I am what I am · I am what I am in any given moment · I am what most would consider nerdy, I grew up on Star trek tNG, my favorite captain is Picard · I am what people might call a quiet person · I am what they call an old soul · I am whimsical, humorous, outgoing, and intelligent · I am whimsical, wandering, and a big wheel · I am whimsical · I am white male, eurp/scotch, and 41 yrs · I am who I am · I am who I am · I am who I am · I am who I am · I am who I am · I am who I am · I am who i am · I am who I am · I am who I am · I am who I am · I am who I am and I’ve never been happier · I am who I am and I don’t like to be compared to anyone · i am who i am and i don’t see that changing · I am who I am and I

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will not accept someone coming to me thinking they can change me · I am who I am and thats what it is · I am who I am and yes I change my hair color, my clothes, glasses etc · I am who I am because of the incredible people I choose to have in my life, of whom I learn a lot from · I am wiccan, hard rock, and having fun · I am Wiccan as well · I am Wicked, thinking, and Soulfull · I am wide open and when I get back this same kind of unrestrained warmth, I am deeply satisfied · I am wild, crazy, and lovely · I am wild, feral, and independent · I am wild, free, and witty · I am wild, fun, and open minded · I am wild, optimistic, and easy going · I am wild and adventur-ous · I am wincing, slightly, and yet hopeful · I am wise, obser-vant, and passionate · I am wise beyond my age · I am wise beyond my years · I am wistful, witful, and shitful · I am with-out a doubt a positive person, very optimistic even during challenging times · I am with them and lot and their approval is very important to me · I am witty (if I do say so myself) and I would say pretty much just an all around nice guy · I am witty, Capricorn, and Patty · I am witty, competitive and an outgoing introvert · I am witty, easy-going, and creative · I am witty, friendly, and curious · I am witty, goofy, and tall · I am witty, independent, and fun · I am witty, intellectual, and caring · I am witty, loyal and smart which is fortunate because I think those are the three most important things a person can be · I am witty, loyal and spontaneous · I am witty, outgoing, and adventurous · I am witty, unique, sarcastically funny, and kind of fun · I am witty · I am witty and charming · I am witty and sarcastic, but I am kind and try to always look for the best in everything · I am witty and sarcastic · I am witty and think quickly on my feet · I am witty due to my experiences ‘cause i’m a hands-on kind of broad, however, i yearn know so much more · I am witty with a twist of quirky and a heavy helping of sarcasm · I am woman of God · I am woman who demands to be respected · I am wonderfully sarcastic and am fiercely loyal to those close to my heart · I am wonderful to be around and very caring · I am wondering, curious, and cynical · I am work & studie · I am workaholic, love my kids, and loves to play gui-tar · I am work for about modern drama from Jingan of shang-

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hai · I am worldly · I am worth it though · I am would like to work towards getting my license so I can find a job as a mas-sage therapist · I am wound-up and eager to live · I am wres-tler, superstar, and loving · I am WVU alumni and have been contemplating returning for a second degree · I am X-Ray tech · I am yellow, minty, and cooolll · I am yes man with+ve attitude and humble by nature · I am yet to be maced, stabbed, or shot at but someone did give me a pin with the American flag on it · I am yummy!, sticky!, and juicy · I am zany, goofy, and sometimes random, but I am also mature, honest, open, logical, loyal, and compassionate · I am zesty, spontaneous, and outgoing · I am [christian], i am a simple typical lady who loves to wear jeans and shirt which it expresses my simple yet feminine aspects · I am [wiccan] i love, [rock-heavy metal], and i am a [gramma · i am _very_ open and forthcoming

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Born and raised in Alabama · Born and raised in a nihilistic tornado filled hellsprawl; aka oklahoma · Born and raised in a small town in the midwest · Born and raised in a sunny/pollut-ed town in southern California, USA · Born and raised in Aus-tin, tX · Born and raised in Austin, tX, I moved to NYC almost 6 years ago · Born and raised in bklyn · Born and raised in Bos-ton · Born and raised in Brooklyn · Born and raised in CA · Born and raised in cali · Born and raised in Califor-nia · Born and raised in California but I chase my dreams in Florida · Born and raised in Canada Lived the past year in Seoul Currently going to taiwan for next two weeks · Born and raised in Cebu, Philippines · Born and raised in Central Highlands, but moved to the coast when I was 8 · Born and raised in central ohio, college in Cleveland, survived a couple earthquakes in New Zealand, came back to a job in Cincinna-ti · Born and raised in central PA, lived in Florida for four year and just recently moved to “da Burgh · Born and raised in Chi-cago · Born and raised in Chicagoland area · Born and raised in Chicago so I’m used to the city life · Born and raised in cit-ies · Born and raised in Cleveland, I graduated from Ursuline College With degrees in PR and graphic design · Born and raised in Connecticut, I’ve been in Florida for almost 5 years · Born and raised in Ct · Born and raised in dar-es-sal-lam, tanzania · Born and raised in Dom · Born and raised in Florida, so partial to the water · Born and raised in Florida im a country guy looking for some fun · Born and raised in Fort Worth but recently moved down to Houston · Born and raised in Georgia · Born and raised in Houston, tX and now trans-planted in NYC, I’m a goodhearted, good-humored, and re-spectful guy · Born and raised in Houston · Born and Raised in Indiana · Born and raised in Iowa · Born and raised in Iraq

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Baghdad ;) I look forward to meet my dream girl :) I like the woman who always wanna have fun and interesting · Born and raised in Ireland, I moved to Sydney australia when I was 18 years old to attend university, I graduated with a degree in nutritional health · Born and raised in Jersey · Born and raised in Kenya, ethnically Indian, resides in California · Born and raised in Las Vegas, I love being in LA and I am having a great time exploring the city · Born and raised in Little Rock, AR · Born and raised in London, england · Born and raised in Los Angeles · Born and raised in Louisiana and now a 9 year San Francisco local · Born and raised in MA, moved down south about 5 years ago to escape the snow and cold · Born and raised in Madison, got away for school, moved back · Born and raised in manhattan, now a brooklyn resident and I like it soo much more · Born and raised in Manhattan · Born and raised in Massachusetts · Born and raised in Miami · Born and raised in Minnesota, but the accent is long gone · Born and raised in Mobile · Born and raised in Morgantown · Born and raised in Moscow, Russia · Born and raised in New Hampshire and Maine · Born and raised in New Jersey · Born and raised in New orleans but I have lived in the bay area for 12 years now and adore it · Born and raised in New orleans lives in Nor-cross Ga · Born and raised in New York · Born and raised in New York · Born and raised in New York and reside on the Up-per east Side in Manhattan · Born and raised in New York at Michigan for law school · Born and raised in New York City and went to Boston for medical school · Born and raised in New York then moved Boston before ultimately deciding on Cali · Born and raised in northern NJ · Born and raised in NY, I returned to the bright lights of the city for residency after 8 long years in the tundra of NY (that is Rochester) · Born and raised in NY · Born and raised in oakland · Born and raised in ohio, college in Colorado, internship in argentina and grad school in SF · Born and raised in ohio · born and raised in Par-is · Born and raised in Peru · Born and raised in Philly · Born and raised in Portland, but moved away for a while for work · Born and raised in Portland, oregon, aka the most beautiful city in the world · Born and raised in Portland · Born

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and raised in Raleigh · Born and raised in Rhode Island · Born and raised in Russia but transplanted to the States at the ten-der age of 15 · Born and raised in San Diego, came to the bay for college, and stayed for the jobs · Born and raised in San Di-ego · Born and raised in San Francisco, I’ve since lived in Bra-zil and New York · Born and raised in San Francisco, I moved to Portland to start my Master’s at Lewis and Clark · Born and raised in San Francisco · Born and Raised in San Francisco and I am still truly in love with it · Born and raised in San Jose · Born and raised in santa cruz, addicted to beach walks · Born and raised in Scotland (uk) and moved to Califor-nia a year and a half ago · Born and raised inside the silicon valley · Born and raised in Skokie, IL · Born and raised in So-Cal · Born and raised in Southern California, I recently moved to DC to begin my career · Born and raised in Southern Cali-fornia, midwest educated, moved to the area for graduate school · Born and raised in Southern California · Born and raised in Southern ontario · Born and raised in south jersey but am not the stereotypical jersey girl · Born and raised in St · Born and raised in St · Born and raised in Stuttgart, Ger-many but moved to the states in ‘98 · Born and raised in Syd-ney, Australia · Born and raised in São Paulo, Brazil, now ex-ploring this adorable city · Born and raised in texas · Born and raised in texas · Born and raised in texas, I’ve been in Victoria for about 2 years now · Born and raised in texas, went to school in Louisiana and now living and working in Cali · Born and raised in texas · Born and raised in the Bay Area, it really is one of the greatest places to live on earth · Born and raised in the Boston area · Born and raised in the Bronx with zero ac-cent to boast · Born and raised in the Fox Valley through high school · Born and raised in the Green Mountains · Born and raised in the Midwest, but been in NYC five years · Born and raised in the mountains of WNC might come as a shock to some since I don’t look or sound like it · Born and raised in the Pacific Northwest · Born and raised in the Philippines, not having the best of everything and luxury, we managed what we have · Born and raised in the South, moved out to Pasadena for college, and stayed in LA for work · Born and raised in the

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South Bay of Los Angeles, getting adjusted to life away from home · Born and raised in the States, went to school at UCLA and loves traveling, sports, hip-hop dance, cooking, reading, writing and photography · Born and raised in the States · Born and raised in the U.S · Born and raised in the West Village, I’m a work in progress but I do have an interesting life · Born and raised in the wonderful freezing country of Scotland, the basis of the well known movie Braveheart · Born and raised in thunder Bay and now living in toronto · Born and raised in Vegas, but I also love being in Colorado · Born and raised in Vermont, went to school in Georgia, and now I am back in the North for Law school · Born and raised in West texas, ran away to Berkeley for law school · Born and raised in WI but I HAte HAte HAte the Green Bay Packers · Born and raised in Wv, family originally from CA · Born and raised in WV · Born in 88 · Born in a freak ice storm in texas, I’ve always had a love of cold weather · Born in an Indian city - grew up in a rural Ct suburb · Born in a tropical paradise but raised as a corn feed Mid-Western girl, I came out to California for my internship and never left · Born in beantown, raised in San Diego · Born in Berlin, grew up in Germany/Louisiana/Washington State but my family is from eastern europe · Born in Boston, grew up all over New england · Born in Brooklyn, come from a big crazy Italian family, and I love it · Born in Brooklyn, yet have been told I’d fit in better in London than NYC · Born in Brook-lyn · Born in Bushwick, raised in the Bronx & then bounced around the city over the years · Born in Cali, raised in Atlanta, now living in NYC · Born in California and moved out of the country when I was 2 years old · Born in California but have lived in New York for the past 13 years · Born in Canada, raised in New england, transplanted to State College · Born in Chica-go · Born in Connecticut · Born in Denmark, living in NYC · Born in ecuador, raised in Bogotá, I studied economics and later made a masters degree abroad · Born in Florida, raised in Atlanta · Born in Florida and moved to northern Illi-nois when I was 3 years old · Born in France, lived in Boston and Connecticut, living in NYC · Born in Georgia but I’ve moved quite a lot throughout my lifetime · Born in Germany,

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and have recently moved back · Born in Ghana, live in NY · Born in Israel, but spent most of my formative years in the U.S · Born in Israel, raised in upstate NY, and now living in NYC · Born in Istanbul, raised in the US, Greek & Arme-nian · Born in Jersey, lived in england, work in tech and love it · Born in Jersey and raised in Michigan (with brief stints in Pennsylvania and Alaska), I’ve been living in NYC since 2002 · Born in LA, but I spent eight years on the east Coast and now I’m a stranger in my own kingdom · Born in LA, grew up in Iowa, undergrad in Saint Louis and grad school in New Ha-ven · Born in Lake tahoe Grew up in Hawaii Work as a general contractor in and around Santa Barbara I love to travel · Born in Las Vegas · Born in London · Born in Maine, grew up [in a small town in the woods.] Yes, it’s a haiku · Born in Manches-ter but live in London · Born in Maryland and slowly working my way north - I lived in New York City for 8 years before mov-ing to Boston about 2 years ago · born in Mauritius --- small island in the Indian ocean next to madagascar...raised in Brooklyn NY · Born in MD, graduated college up in NY · Born in mexico, US educated, well traveled, well mannered, fairly cultured and extremely polite and social · Born in Miami, schooled in Boston and work in NYC · Born in Montreal, I am what some people might refer to as “super french”, a “poutine lover” or a “damn Habs fan · Born in Mother Russia but have lived in the US of A for half of my life · Born in Nebraska, moved to Chicago for some time, moved back to Nebraska for work, and, recently ventured to SF · Born in New Mexico · Born in New orleans, now living in Miami · Born in New York, raised in Florida and currently living in orange County CA · Born in New York, raised in So FL · Born in Nigeria, raised in South Carolina (Go CLeMSoN!), and a transplant to New York City · Born in NY, been in the city since 2000 · Born in NY, but I’ve also lived in Jersey, Ct, Chicago, FL · Born in NY, grew up in the suburbs, spent the last few years in Boston for college, and now back for grad school · Born in NYC, graduat-ed from NYU · Born in NYC, grew up in NJ/NYC, Uni in Boston and have been back in NYC for 4 years · Born in odessa Ukraine (europe) raised in Brooklyn · Born in PA., raised in

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texas, living in Brooklyn · Born in Paris, raised in Maine, live in Brooklyn · Born in Peru · Born in Philly · Born in Poland, raised in mount Prospect, hope College for undergrad, lived in Michigan after graduating, moving to the city in octo-ber · Born in Portland and raised in Missoula · Born in Russia, I moved to San Francisco when I was 1 year old and moved to LA at 18 to go to college and pursue a career · Born in Russia and raised in Florida for the majority of my life, I am an inter-esting mix of cultural and ethnic affinities · Born in Saudi Ara-bia, raised in the United Arab emirates but American/Moroc-can :/ wooot · Born in Seoul/raised in NYC, I’ve lived in 3 countries so far but want to travel a lot more in the near fu-ture · Born in South America, grew up in New Jersey · Born in Spain, raised in Miami, in love with everything New orle-ans · Born in tampa, Florida · Born in tampa, grew up in Los Angeles, and came to the Big Apple to go to NYU · Born in ten-nessee raised in Florida · Born in texas, lived in Arkansas, lived in London, now lives in New York · Born in the Bronx, raised in the South, living in Brooklyn · Born in the Himalayas and grew up with the local Himalayan tribes · Born in the Phil-ippines, raised in a different country · Born in the US and raised in Punta Cana DR. I’m very optimistic, sometimes a dreamer but always very true to myself and others · Born into a Singaporean Father & an Indonesian Chinese Mother · Born in tX · Born in upstate NY, moved down to Raleigh just as I turned 11 so, soundly converted (I say Y’all) · Born in Vallejo, raised all over the Bay Area · I am from a beautiful beach town in Maine, but have lived in NYC for a few years now · I am from a big family and am really close with my siblings and cous-ins · I am from a big family I have 5 sisters and 7 brothers · I am from a big family that I love being around · I am from a big Irish Catholic family who I’m incredibly close to; Sunday fam-ily dinners are a mandatory event for my siblings and me · I am from a close family and I need someone who gets along with my family · I am from a Colombian descent and my cul-ture is extremely important to me · I am from a hick town, but am no Southern bell · I am from a hockey family so naturally I am a hockey fan and went to a school with a great team · I am

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from Airzona and I love the HeAt and I cant stand SNoW · I am from Alaska originally, I’ve traveled quite a bit in my life and have been in boulder since 2008 · I am from Alaska so I like the beauty of the mountains and water · I am from Ameri-ca, from the great state of Virginia · I am from a pretty small town, and wouldn’t trade that for anything in the world · I am from a really small town, going to school at Penn Tech for Ro-botics, I kinda like the city but I like the country a lot more · I am from Arizona · I am from Arizona, a land of sunsets and inappropriate dreams for a gay boy · I am from Arizona and have been enjoying living in austin for over a year now · I am from Arizona and staying in SF for a bit · I am from a small city (by Chinese standards) in Canada and have lived in China for the past 3 years · I am from a small town, and I’m not afraid to get dirty · I am from a small town, but feel more comfortable in the city · I am from a small town, looking to make new friends and get out more · I am from a small town from mich-igan · I am from a small town in New Jersey · I am from a small town in oklahoma · I am from a small town In rural Northeast Pennsylvania · I am from a small town in west central Wiscon-sin · I am from a small town near Lubbock · I am from a south-ern state · I am from Atlanta · I am from Austin, born and raised · I am from Austin, tx but pretty much raised in Hous-ton · I am from a very large family but have lived on my own since I was 17 · I am from a very large family that is very outgo-ing · I am from a very small town, and was raised to treat ev-eryone with respect · I am from Baton Rouge, but I live in el-berta, Al · I am from Boston (hence my username)....born and raised · I am from Boston · I am from Boston · I am from Bos-ton and just moved to Miami for sunshine and my first “real” job after college (yay) · I am from Boston but spent a lot of my childhood in Vermont · I am from Brazil, and I’m improving my english, so, be pacient please (: hahah · I am from Brazil, born and raised · I am from Brazil · I am from Brazil and I have been in the US for almost 13 years · I am from Brighton, I love travelling, cooking, reading, exploring and generally be-ing happy · I am from Brooklyn, NY and ended up in the area for work · I am from Brooklyn · I am from Brooklyn · I am

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from Brooklyn born and raised, grew up in Brownsville and bedstuy reside in bushwick · I am from Brooklyn NY · I am from Burlington Vermont · I am from CA but I’m a country girl at heart · I am from California, living in Italy for three years, looking to meet some new friends · I am from Califor-nia · I am from California and moved to NY about a year and a half ago · I am from California via Chicago or vice versa · I am from Canada (both sides) - I grew up in Vancouver and spent the last few years in ottawa · I am from canada · I am from Canada and have been living in Hong Kong for almost seven years · I am from Cape Breton and I live with friends in MtL · I am from central Florida · I am from Chicago (suburb) original-ly and that will always be home to me · I am from chicago, moved to florida in 2000 · I am from Chicago but I live in Reno · I am from Chicago but I moved to New York to work in the media industry · I am from Chicago but live in Denver now · I am from Chicago but love living in DC · I am from Chi-na · I am from Cincinnati, ohio (3 cheers for skyline chili) and have lived in San Francisco for about 2 years · I am from Cleve-land, ohio · I am from Cleveland and miss the Indians and Browns games · I am from Colchester, Ct · I am from College Station, texas but went to school at the University of Geor-gia · I am from Colombia, grew up in Miami Fl · I am from Co-lombia , that’s my birth place and I grew up in east New York · I am from Colorado but I now call the east Coast my home · I am from Columbia, SC · I am from cortland · I am from Ct and have been in NYC since 2006 · I am from Ct but moved to manhattan about 2 years ago, this place is a little more excit-ing · I am from Da Bronx, residing in Harlem · I am from DC · I am from Drummondville, Province of Quebec · I am from Dublin · I am from ecuador i live in queens ny and hit me up if u wanna know more about me · I am from Florida · I am from Florida so bass fishing just won’t do · I am from folsom · I am from Fort Myers · I am from France and I’ve been in Japan for a few years and I’m trying to visit all 47 prefectures (about 1/3 left) · I am from France and I’ve recently moved to Vancou-ver · i am from from nyc but live in utica · I am from Georgia · I am from Georgia born and raised so I do have that sweet talk

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about me · I am from Georgia but I do not have an accent · I am from Germany and arrived for working as an aupair to the USA couple month ago · I am from Germany and just started working in Boston as an Au pair · I am from Hampton, Va but raised up and down the east coast: Delaware, Florida and Georgia · I am from Honduras, but came to the US for my un-dergraduate studies at Yale, and am currently about to start my third year at MLaw · I am from Hong Kong, China and have stayed in US around 3 years for study and work · I am from humble beginnings · i am from illinois · I am from Illi-nois but I was raised in Nashville · I am from IL originally · I am from in Saudi arbia · I am from Iowa, but am going to col-lege in Minnesota · I am from Jamaica I love going to the beach whether night or day · I am from Jersey..I am independent and a very hard worker · I am from Jersey city in the process of re-locating to tampa, Fl · I am from Kansas a simple country boy I love my God, country, and family · I am from Kansas City ( KS not Mo) · I am from Kentucky but just moved to Florida last month · I am from L.A · I am from LA and a senior at NYU · I am from LA and got my BA from UCLA, go Bruins · I am from LA so I’m a Lakers, Dodgers and kings fan · I am from London (the original one in the UK, not the ontarian upstart) · I am from Long Island, and I live in the heart of Albany · I am from Long Island but spend most of my time in the City · I am from Long Island so I bounce around the city pretty often · I am from Los Angeles, but am currently a sophomore at a universi-ty in northern calfornia · I am from Los Angeles and taking a break from starting my Masters and now travelling all over the world · I am from Los Angeles yet have never surfed · I am from Lousiana, currently living in Texas, moving to Canton in June · I am from Loveland, Colorado · I am from Maine, lived out in California for 9 winters to snowboard · I am from Maine and I’ve walked to Canada · I am from Manchester, and now live in London, working in property · I am from Marin and have lived in the bay area most of my life with the exception of college in Colorado · I am from Maryland, but can’t eat crabs (cause I’m allergic) · I am from Maryland · I am from massa-chusetts · I am from Massachusetts and have made Blooming-

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ton my second home · I am from Massachusetts and love all things Boston - Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins but finally have started calling NYC my home · I am from Melbourne · I am from Mexico, yet have lived in six different countries (Austria, Germany, Netherlands, US, Spain, and Mexico) · I am from Miami,Fl (305 till i die) · I am from Miami, Fl · I am from Miami Fl living in the northeast for college · I am from Michigan and I’m not funny · I am from Michigan and love many sports · I am from Minnesota and living in Boston · I am from Mississippi and live in Houston,tX · I am from Mos-cow · I am from NC but I’m new to Charlotte · I am from New england · I am from New Jersey and have been living in NYC for the past 4 years · I am from New Jersey by way of Philadel-phia, but don’t hold that against me · I am from New orleans, worked summers in Michigan, went to school in New en-gland, and now I’m living and working in NYC · I am from New York, came to colorful Colorado in 2008 for school · I am from New York · I am from New York and I got bored of the place · I am from new york and love living in nyc · I am from New York and now live in a small town called Jensen beach · I am from New York born and raised · I am from New York but I just moved to New Haven for work · I am from NJ born and raised · I am from North Bay Area · I am from north Carolina and I usually think about how I miss the mountains every day · I am from North Carolina and went to college in upstate New York; in the last year I’ve lived in Boston and New York City · I am from north dakota, but ive lived in utah pretty much my whole life · I am from Northern California, and moved to Los Angeles after I completed college · I am from north jersey, 19 yrs old · I am from North New Jersey, but I go to school in PA · I am from NY · I am from NY and just moved to the amaz-ing city of San Francisco · I am from NYC · i am from NYC · I am from ohio and also lived in Maryland (just outside DC) for two years · I am from one of those cold, northern, flat states · I am from ontario, Canada and I’ve been living in Yongin, just south of Seoul, since August · I am from oregon and recently started a new career as a hair stylist in California · I am from Paris, but I’m not all lame and romantic · I am from Philly and

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looking for Somthing fun but safe · I am from Philly so I can be really sassy but I’m also super chill · I am from Pittsburgh, but I’ve been living in a ski town in the west for the past 8 years · I am from Pittsburgh, but now i’m living in costa mesa · I am from Poland · I am from Portland, oregon · I am from Powell, WY but i know work on a farm/ranch in Worland, WY · I am from Puerto Rico · I am from Puerto Rico · I am from Rio de Janeiro, Brasil · I am from Rochester, New York originally · I am from Russia, I have lived in the US since I was adopted when I was 3 · I am from Russia and love my country and her culture · I am from S · I am from San Andres island, Colom-bia · I am from San Diego, I’ve been on oahu for 2 1/2 years and I love it · I am from San Francisco, west coast vibe with a ton of energy for the fads that im interested in · I am from San Francisco and graduated from the University of oregon · I am from San Francisco originally but go to school in Pennsylva-nia · I am from Santa Cruz CA · I am from Seattle, but I’m spending the summer in Denmark and Germany · I am from Socal, currently going to medical school in NY · I am from Southern California · I am from Southern California · I am from southern California and moved to New York City about three years ago · I am from Southern Illinois (not Chicago), I’m majoring in computer science · I am from Southern ore-gon · I am from South Florida, and I’ve lived in orlando for 5 years · I am from South Florida, I went to college in Winter Park, FL (FULL SAIL) · I am from St · I am from Syracuse and go back quite often to visit friends and family · I am from tam-pa, but just got back from a few months on the west coast · I am from tehachapi, Ca · I am from tennessee and currently live in the L.e.S.(for 7 years - and love it) · I am from texas, I live in New York City · I am from texas · I am from texas but I lived in NYC for about 15 years among others · I am from tex-as · I am from thailand · I am from the Bay Area · I am from the city, so hunting is not my thing · I am from the country and would like to end up back in the country in the future · I am from the east coast but almost 3 years ago i picked up and moved to Park City, Ut and now I’m never leaving · I am from the east Coast but am living and working in LA this summer · I

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am from the east coast originally, Pennsylvania · I am from the greater Boston area, but went to the University of Kansas for my undergrad degree · I am from the greatest place on earth, Austin, texas · I am from the great small town of Ashland, oH · I am from the Hudson valley, but went to college in SC, then lived in Florida until 2 yrs ago · I am from the lovely city of New York · I am from the Mid-West, so I love being outdoors and absolutely love camping · I am from the mid-west/ west coast · I am from the Midwest and moved to NYC after college to persue a career in the fashion magazine industry · I am from the midwest so naturally I love country music and the outdoors · I am from the mountains of east tennessee · I am from the mountains of NC · I am from the Netherlands, eu-rope, but live in MX · I am from the Netherlands, I’m a bit weird, very quirky but also confident about myself · I am from the Newark/Bear area · I am from the Northeast · I am from the other side of California · I am from the south · I am from the south and followed my dreams above the Mason-Dixon line to New York City · I am from the South Bay · I am from the south shore of MA · I am from the tri-state and moved to Bos-ton to go to Harvard · I am from the tri Cities, WA but am cur-rently attending eWU in Cheney, WA · I am from the twin cities but recently moved to Jacksonville for school · I am from the US, but am a third Culture Kid, so I spent my childhood living in various countries · I am from the US, new to Cape town, and would love to make some local friends to help intro-duce me to the area and all it has to offer · I am from the US · I am from the US and currently residing in Dubai, loving every moment of it · I am from tN · I am from tracy ca · I am from tx · I am from Union City, New Jersey · I am from upstate New York · I am from Vermont · I am from Victoria B.C but deep down I’m a true Albertan girl · I am from Virginia · I am from Westcheter and currently living in Brooklyn · I am from west-ern NC · I am from Wisconsin, living in Illinois for school · I am from wisconsin · I am from Wisconsin · I am from Wis-consin · I am originally from Alabama ( I have a thick accent) · I am originally from Alabama · I am originally from Alabama and received my undergrad in geology from the University of

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Alabama and completed my MBA last year at UtD · I am origi-nally from a little town in ohio called Middletown · I am origi-nally from all over the Midwest · I am originally from Amster-dam · I am originally from Argentina, so I’ve totally got that “exoticness”, and I can spit some mad Spanish · I am originally from Arizona, and in NYC for my graduate program · I am originally from a small town in Michigan · I am originally from a small town in North Carolina and moved from the country to St · I am originally from a small town in ohio who moved to Columbus a few years ago for school · I am originally from a small town in southeastern Nebraska · I am originally from a small town in the South (Mayberry-style) · I am originally from a small town in WV · I am originally from Atlanta, but I moved to Philadelphia to go college at UPenn · I am originally from Atlanta · I am originally from Atlanta · I am originally from At-lanta GA · I am originally from Augusta, Georgia aka I think peaches are the shit · I am originally from Austin texas · I am originally from Australia, but I live and work in taiwan · I am originally from AZ but now live in MN · I am originally from Berlin and moved to Munich 3,5 years ago · I am originally from Boston, but always felt more at home in Brooklyn · I am originally from Boston · I am originally from Boston and am pursuing an undergraduate degree in nursing · I am originally from Bucks County but have lived in West Chester since col-lege and beginning my career · I am originally from Buffalo, NY · I am originally from California, but after 5 years Boston has become home · I am originally from California, getting used to this New York life · I am originally from California, Sacramento specifically, but have been living in NYC for al-most 6 years now · I am originally from California and spent the last few years on the east coast · I am originally from Cali-fornia but i moved out to NYC with some buddies a few years ago · I am originally from California by way of texas, but not really a texan · I am originally from California so it’s a big change for me · I am originally from Cape Breton and grew up with mostly guys so I tend to act more like a dude then a girl · I am originally from Charlottesville, Virginia · I am originally from Chicago, and went to college in Los Angeles · I am origi-

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nally from Chicago · I am originally from Chicago · I am origi-nally from Chicago and moved to NYC to pursue law and stumbled upon a passion for real estate and business · I am originally from China but moved to the U.S · I am originally from Cincinnati, moved to New York for undergrad, and I’m now loving life in Chicago · I am originally from Cincinnati but have been in Pensacola since 2009 · I am originally from Cleveland and I moved to Columbus about 4 years ago · I am originally from Colorado (Yes, I love the Broncos) · I am origi-nally from Colorado but I’m sharing an apartment with my friend in Seattle right now · I am originally from Croatia · I am originally from Ct · I am originally from Ct · I am originally from Czech Republic · I am originally from Dallas, texas so I’m a cowboys fan · I am originally from Dallas, tX and cur-rently live in Cleveland area and work downtown · I am origi-nally from DC · I am originally from Delaware, which is the second smallest state but the first most awesome one · I am originally from Denver, Co · I am originally from Denver, Co so some people think I have the “crunchy” (love to ski, hike, eat granola, nature-loving) type of personality · I am originally from Detroit, back in Chicago for a second tour after a few years in europe, and just trying to figure out what’s next · I am originally from Dominica, born and raised · I am originally from eastern europe, moved to Calgary awhile ago · I am orig-inally from eastern europe · I am originally from eastern PA but moved it Pittsburgh a few years ago for school and haven’t looked back since · I am originally from east Los Angeles, but plan on living in San Francisco for awhile · I am originally from east texas so I’m a little country and can’t help but talk with an accent · I am originally from edinburgh, Scotland and have been living in Bermuda for 5 years · I am originally from england but now live in the states · I am originally from Fair-fax, moved to LA for 7 years and just moved back to Alexan-dria · I am originally from Florida, and recently moved to oklahoma · I am originally from Florida, moved to tX 5 years ago · I am originally from Florida · I am originally from Flori-da · I am originally from Florida and have always loved being near the water · I am originally from Florida but got stationed

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in tucson · I am originally from Fresno · I am originally from Georgia · I am originally from Germany and have lived in Lon-don since August 2011 · I am originally from Germany but fi-nally made my way to New York to explore · I am originally from Greenville, SC.I love German rock, German hip-hop, Gothic metal or as some people know it dark metal, hip hop, pop, and rap · I am originally from Guyana SA · I am originally from Hershey, PA, but fell in love with Maryland after attend-ing towson University · I am originally from Houston, but I’ve been living in Dallas for almost 2 years · I am originally from Houston texas, but I’ve spent the last two years bouncing be-tween Kentucky and Chicago · I am originally from Humboldt county, but I moved to Berkeley for school · I am originally from Idaho, and I love the outdoors · I am originally from Ida-ho · I am originally from Illinois, so yes I’m a Bears fan AND a Cubs fan · I am originally from Illinois but have lived in Iowa, Colorado, Nevada, Florida- all for short periods of time- and now DC · I am originally from india but have lived in singa-pore, dubai and mumbai as well · I am originally from Indiana and graduated from Indiana University a few years ago · I am originally from Indiana and went to IU · I am originally from Ireland, I moved to NYC when I was 18, I’m a record producer, as well as write my own songs · I am originally from Ireland and I’m in the DC area for work · I am originally from Italy · I am originally from Jersey, a place I have an extremely strong love-hate relationship with · I am originally from Kansas City but have since moved to Columbia · I am originally from Ken-tucky and moved to L.A · I am originally from Kentucky but lived in North Carolina for the past 9 years · I am originally from Killeen, tx but currently living in Des Moines, Iowa · I am originally from Kissimmee, Florida · I am originally from LA (Inglewood/LAX area) but I love living in the Bay Area · I am originally from Lake Charles but have been living in Lafay-ette for about 6 years now · I am originally from Lancaster, PA · I am originally from Las Vegas · I am originally from Long Island, went to college in Pa, and have lived in manhattan for about four years now · I am originally from Los Angeles · I am originally from Los Angeles but have decided to stay in Santa

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Cruz for a bit after school · I am originally from Louisville and visit a lot · I am originally from MA and lived in Boston for years, so I love sports and drinking · I am originally from Mah-wah, NJ and went to school in Boston · I am originally from Maine and moved to Hoboken after college to work at a bank in NYC · I am originally from Malaysia but I moved to NYC to work on a social science research project · I am originally from Maryland, about 15 minutes outside Baltimore, but I’ve been living in New York for about three years · I am originally from Maryland but moved to Atlanta about 4 years ago for graduate school at emory · I am originally from Massachusetts, so I am a huge Boston sports fan · I am originally from Miami, Fl · I am originally from Miami but lived for the last nine years in New York · I am originally from michigan · I am originally from Minnesota (that’s right, I’m nice) and just got back from a two year stint in togo (West Africa) last october · I am originally from minnesota (yes, I have a slight accent) and have lived in Portland on and off for the past 5 years · I am originally from Missouri · I am originally from Missouri and lived in Portland, oR for 5 years before moving to New York · I am originally from Mobile AL but moved to Mississippi for a better job op-portunity 5 years ago and eventually got married · I am origi-nally from Nashville but now at university in Bosgon studying biology and Spanish · I am originally from New Jersey (24-hour diners are a weakness of mine) · I am originally from New Jersey · I am originally from New Jersey and moved to PA in November of 2005 · I am originally from New Mexico · I am originally from New orleans but recently moved to thi-bodaux · I am originally from New York, a Long Island lady to be exact · I am originally from New York and moved to the area a few years ago · I am originally from New York and was living in the Bay Area in California before moving to London a few years ago · I am originally from New York but I have been down in Virginia Beach for a little over 6 years now · I am orig-inally from New York moved to St · I am originally from NH and yes, I’m a red sox fan · I am originally from NJ, and I’m missing good Italian food, pizza, and bagels · I am originally from NJ, but have been living in Israel for a few years now · I

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am originally from North Carolina · I am originally from North Carolina and just moved to Brooklyn for new experienc-es and fun times · I am originally from Northern California · I am originally from Northern California · I am originally from Northern Michigan · I am originally from Northern Virgina · I am originally from Northern Virginia and went to college at old Dominion University in Norfolk, VA · I am originally from North Ga and have lived in Valdosta for 3 years · I am original-ly from Northwest Indiana just outside Chicago and I really enjoy living in oklahoma · I am originally from NY, I love Co but I do miss the ocean · I am originally from oahu, but I moved around a lot when I was a kid (miltary dad, divorced parents) · I am originally from ohio, but have lived in NYC for about three years now · I am originally from ohio but, being in the Navy I get moved around a bit · I am originally from out-side of Boston, but I’ve been in New York for 3 years now, and I spent time living in Dublin and London before that · I am originally from Perth but moved to Melbourne quite recently, I have also lived in Brisbane for a few years · I am originally from Philadelphia · I am originally from philly, although sadly not west-philadelphia born and raised · I am originally from Phoenix, Arizona, but I currently live in tucson for the school year · I am originally from Phoenix and have been living in Ve-gas for almost 8 years · I am originally from Pittsburgh · I am originally from Pottstown, PA · I am originally from Puerto Rico, but have lived in Florida for 16 years now so I’m pretty much a Florida girl · I am originally from Raleigh, NC, but cur-rently live in the cesspool that is Rocky Mount · I am originally from Rhode Island · I am originally from Romania, but also studied & worked in Holland for 4 years before deciding to travel the world for a year · I am originally from San Antonio, texas · I am originally from San Diego, but have recently relo-cated for graduate school · I am originally from Scotland but have lived in China (by accident) for the last eight years or so · I am originally from Scotland but now live in Wirral · I am orig-inally from Seattle, but I completed my undergrad degree in theatre in Baltimore · I am originally from Seattle, raised in Albuquerque- now a New York City transplant · I am originally

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from SoCal, but spent the last 4 1/2 years in the Midwest · I am originally from South Africa, I’ve spent sometime in America and I have been in the UK for a year and a half · I am originally from South Carolina, but grew up in Maine · I am originally from South Carolina and consider myself a southern gentle-man · I am originally from South Dakota (yes; it is a state) · I am originally from Southeastern Iowa currently working in Madison in International education and absolutely love it · I am originally from Southern Calif, having been in Arizona for about 7 years · I am originally from Southern California · I am originally from Southern Illinois · I am originally from South Florida and stayed in Florida for college, but now I’m in the city for grad school · I am originally from South texas and lived in San Antonio and Boston before moving to Austin · i am originally from Sweden · I am originally from texas, and one day I will return to my home · I am originally from texas, so Indiana is basically my second home · I am originally from texas, then college in Arizona · I am originally from texas · I am originally from Texas and I am a typical sweet southern girl · I am originally from the Bay Area, but I am in the Central Valley for the time being · I am originally from the Bay Area, but Northwest at heart · I am originally from the Bay Area but I’ve never lived in San Francisco and I am excited to explore the city · I am originally from the Boston area and am a sopho-more at NYU/tisch, majoring in musical theatre · I am origi-nally from the Central Valley, now reside in Milpitas · I am originally from the Chicago land area, and have lived in Los Angeles for almost five years · I am originally from the city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, but have been living in several dif-ferent parts of texas for the past 4 years · I am originally from the Columbus area and was raised to be a big Notre Dame football fan · I am originally from the Dominican Republic, moved to USA 2 years ago · I am originally from the Domini-can Republic · I am originally from the east coast, but i’ve had camp set up in north portland a bunch of years now · I am originally from the east Coast and it’s been an adjustment but the mountains make it a little easier · I am originally from the great state of California, but I don’t have any plans on going

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back · I am originally from the high desert · I am originally from the lovely island of taiwan, but consider myself a Lon-doner having spent most of my life in the UK · I am originally from the Midwest (ohio) · I am originally from the Midwest, but have loved living on the east Coast for the past few years · I am originally from the Midwest, but I moved to NJ for a schol-arship opportunity 3 years ago · I am originally from the Mid-west, but now I work for the government, working in foreign policy, and am very plugged in to current events · I am origi-nally from the Midwest, but wanted change a few years back · I am originally from the Midwest and grew up in the country · I am originally from the Midwest and moved to NYC for my job · I am originally from the Midwest but never felt comfort-able · I am originally from the Mojave desert so this whole snow stuff still fascinates the child in me · I am originally from the Netherlands and moved to the US (Chicago) with my par-ents when I was a teenager · I am originally from the Pacific Northwest, and would rather wear hiking boots over heels any day · I am originally from the Philly area and I am a big Flyers fan · I am originally from the south, but don’t usually have the fun accent to prove it · I am originally from the south, but sad-ly I don’t have an accent · I am originally from the South, Ken-tucky to be exact, which basically means I have some man-ners · I am originally from the South · I am originally from the south · I am originally from the South and now living in New York · I am originally from the South but I’m in Rochester for school · I am originally from the South Shore but have done a lot of traveling including living in Rome, Italy and New orle-ans, LA for a bit · I am originally from the suburbs of Chicago, and have moved around for both work and school · I am origi-nally from the suburbs of NYC and currently living in Manhat-tan while finishing graduate school · I am originally from the USA · I am originally from the West coast, and have also lived on the east coast · I am originally from the West Coast, so I love sunshine and good food · I am originally from the west coast · I am originally from the West Coast · I am originally from the west coast and moved to New York rather accidental-ly · I am originally from the west coast but relocated to the

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east · I am originally from the west of Ireland, but I have been living in Dublin for the last 8 years · I am originally from the WNY area (Fredonia to be specific) and still call it home al-though I’ve lived in a few other states · I am originally from tN, went to college in MN, and have spent a couple years in europe (Czech Republic, Hungary, Romania, Spain, Bosnia) · I am originally from toronto but in the last few years I have lived in Montreal, Vancouver and most recently Calgary · I am originally from tX and I am in the military · I am originally from Ukraine · I am originally from upstate New York · I am originally from upstate ny, but I don’t think I will ever end up going back · I am originally from upstate NY but spent the last 2 years in MA for work · I am originally from Utah/Colorado · I am originally from Vermont, and moved to Greenpoint a year and a half ago · I am originally from Virginia and went to col-lege in Atlanta, but a Brooklynite since 2000 · I am originally from Virginia Beach, VA · I am originally from Wales, but have lived in the Northwest for thirteen years · I am originally from Washington, DC but I have been living in New York for 6 years · I am originally from Washington DC and I’m looking to meet new people · I am originally from Washington state · I am originally from Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa · I am origi-nally from Winston Salem, NC · I am originally from Wiscon-sin, and although I miss it terribly, Colorado is a fine place to live · I am originally from Wisconsin; went to school in Indi-ana; now in NYC · I am originally from Wisconsin and I rode horses and played hockey up until I joined the Marine Corps at 18 · I am originally from Wisconsin but have lived in the cities for a few years now · I came from a large family and couldn’t imagine life without them · I came from China and I am cur-rently studying my master of social work at NYC · I came from Colombia 20 years ago; I work in NYC, the best city in the world at an animal hospital · I came from Cuba to the States in 2013 and since then I haven’t make enough time to interrelate and meet people · I came from good family · I came from JP.I am a student · I came from parents who cared about how their children turned out · I come from 7 generations military, mostly USMC · I come from a big family, I have three sisters

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who I adore · I come from a big family, oldest of six · I come from a big family and they are my world · I come from a big family so I’ve seen a lot · I come from a big family that I’m ex-tremely close with · I come from a big family that I’m really close to · I come from a big family that is very close so family values are important to me · I come from a big family with eight siblings and 21 nieces and nephews · I come from a big Italian family so I love to cook · I come from a broken family but I am a strong and independent woman · I come from a brood of classic Italians, which means the four Fs: Food, Fun, Fighting and Family · I come from a decent size family and I love talking and getting to know people · I come from a euro family that moved to the beaches of oz before I was born · I come from a family of 5 but have 4 half-sisters who were clos-est to me in age so I try to treat all girls like I would treat any of them, or my mum · I come from a family of 5 children, I am the 4th born · I come from a family of boys, even the extended family is mostly boys · I come from a family of gingers and am very proud of my ginger blood · I come from a family of seven, so I grew up in a noisy, cluttered household · I come from a family that is close and I make time to see them when I can · I come from a huge family - Italian, Irish, and German to be ex-act · I come from a huge family so family values are import-ant · I come from a huge Italian family · I come from a large family (5 brothers and a sister) and I’m still close with every-one · I come from a large family and we get together at least once a month · I come from a large family so family and friends are very important to me · I come from a loud Italian family and I tend to speak very loud sometimes and some-times it can offend people, I don’t care · I come from a loving family that supports me greatly and has helped shape me into who I am · I come from a military background, was in for 5 years · I come from a multicultural family and I love travel-ing · I come from an extended and broken family & they mean the world to me · I come from a pretty religious home · I come from a small town in the Southern U.S · I come from a strong and crazy family · I come from a very chiropractic family, so back, foot, arm, hand, head, ect rubs are second nature · I

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come from a very close family, who I would do anything for · I come from a very hard past so I have my issues but I’m a genu-ine person, I’m honest and trustworthy · I come from a very loving family and we are extremely close · I come from a very musical family and many of my friends are musicians · I come from Bordeaux, south-west of France and i live in Paris for 4 years now · I come from California and I’m far more quirky and kooky than I typically try to come off · I come from differ-ent origins since i have a big family, Music is my passion after that comes anything and everything else · I come from fami-lies that descend from Spain and Puerto Rico, both of which I’m very proud to be part of · I come from Helsinki Finland and move to London 2 months ago :D I love to sing, dance, write and draw · I come from Huntsville, AL to Richmond, KY to ex-plore new states · I come from Italy in New York every month per some week for business and I hope to know a lot of new people as soon as possible · I come from Lausanne in the French speaking part of Switzerland · I come from the city but planning on moving to the country · I come from the White Mountains of New Hampshire · I come from vietnam · I do come from a kind of big family that I’m very close with · I nei-ther come from London or know Prince Harry or William per-sonally · I was born and raised in a northern suburb of Chica-go · I was born and raised in Arizona · I was born and raised in Arizona but love the pacific northwest · I WAS BoRN AND RAISeD IN ARKANSAS, AND LIVeD IN tHe SAMe HoUSe FoR 25 YeARS · I was born and raised in a small town in New York and traveled outside of my comfort zone to Boston for school · I was born and raised in Atlanta · I was born and raised in Atlanta but spent a large amount of time in SC thus I have a vast love for all things water/beach related · I was born and raised in Austin texas · I was born and raised in Balti-more · I was born and raised in beautiful ohio · I was born and raised in Brooklyn · I was born and raised in Calgary, part of a fairly large family, most of which are still really prevalent in my life · I was born and raised in California, so although I love Brooklyn, I miss the sunshine and breeziness of my Southern California roots · I was born and raised in California · I was

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born and raised in California · I was born and raised in Cali-fornia and I just moved back to the Bay Area after spending 5 years in europe · I was born and raised in California and moved out to the east coast for college · I was born and raised in California and moved to New York about 4 years ago · I was born and raised in California but went to school on the east coast · I was born and raised in Cambridge, ohio · I was born and raised in Canada, and moved to NY a couple years ago for work · I was born and raised in central Illinois surrounded by corn and soybeans · I was born and raised in Chicago and I’m currently in the military which does keep me busy · I was born and raised in Chicago before moving to Georgia · I was born and raised in Chicago but have been living in the south sub-urbs for a few years now · I was born and raised in Childress, texas · I was born and raised in Colombia,live in Miami,FL, went to college in NJ · I was born and raised in DC · I was born and raised in DFW, texas · I was born and raised in Fiji until i was 7 and moved to the states · I was born and raised in Fin-land, and moved to the US 3 years ago · I was born and raised in Florida, came up to New england for college and never looked back · I was born and raised in Florida · I was born and raised in Florida and an still not used to the heat · I was born and raised in Florida but my parents and family are from Ken-tucky · I was born and raised in Fort Lauderdale · I was born and raised in Frederick, MD · I was born and raised in Grand Island, Ne · I was born and raised in Harrisburg, PA and moved to Virginia Beach a few years back · I was born and raised in Hawaii · I was born and raised in Houston, I spent some time in Austin and still visit occasionally · I was born and raised in Israel and moved to the states about 8 years ago · I was born and raised in Istanbul and I’ve been living in toronto for the last couple of years · I was born and raised in Jackson · I was born and raised in Kansas on a farm · I was born and raised in LA · I was born and raised in LA and went to film school at NYU · I was born and raised in Lincoln, Nebraska and have lived in DFW for six years, with stops in KC, StL and Detroit · I was born and raised in London, england so every-thing in Canada sounds so exciting and exotic · I was born and

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raised in Long Island, NY and went to school in south florida before deciding to move to the west coast · I was born and raised in Louisiana · I was born and raised in Maryland · I was born and raised in Melbourne, Australia · I was born and raised in Mendocino county · I was born and raised in Miami Beach, Florida so I have a “very east-coast mentality,” with the casual nature of a frequent beach-goer · I was born and raised in Michigan and moved to Minnesota in 2007 · I was born and raised in middle Georgia, and wouldn’t have it any other way · I was born and raised in montreal and moved to ottawa pretty recently for work · I was born and raised in Nashville tN · I was born and raised in NC · I was born and raised in New Haven,Ct U.S.A · I was born and raised in New Jersey · i was born and raised in new jersey...i work full time for a con-tracting company in an office so thats funn · i was born and raised in new york, just north of the city · I was born and raised in New York and attended college in California · I was born and raised in New York City, but left after high school to ex-plore the world · I was born and raised in New York City but I am a nature-girl at heart · I was born and raised in North Car-olina with a healthy love for people and for music · I was born and raised in Northern California, made the move to orange County last year for a teaching job · I was born and raised in NY and I’m currently living in Westchester and working in Midtown · I was born and raised in NY and I love exploring everything this city has to offer · I was born and raised in NYC, but still love to explore the city · I was born and raised in NYC · I was born and raised in oakland, CA, and am a big A’s fan · I was born and raised in ohio · I was born and raised in oklahoma · I was born and raised in omaha but moved around a little after college · I was born and raised in one of the South east Asia countries · I was born and raised in Pennsylvania · I was born and raised in Pennsylvania and I’m half Italian, half Colombian (I know, it shows) · I was born and raised in Phoe-nix, i have never lived in any other state · I was born and raised in Poland on a family farm · I was born and raised in Prince-ton, New Jersey · I was born and raised in Queens, the home of the Ramones and Fran Drescher · I was born and raised in

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Queens but left with my family to live in texas · I was born and raised in Queens NY · I was born and raised in Reunion Is-land · I was born and raised in Richmond, Virginia but I relo-cated to Davis Square this year for grad school · I was born and raised in Rocky Mount · I was born and raised in Sampson county North Carolina · I was born and raised in San Diego · I was born and raised in Seattle (Go Hawks!), but I’ve lived in NYC over three years now · I was born and raised in Shreve-port, LA · I was born and raised in SoCal · I was born and raised in South Carolina and graduated from university in ‘09 · I was born and raised in Southeastern Connecticut and moved to the city to go to school · I was born and raised in South Jersey, but I have some Californian blood · I was born and raised in South Jersey · I was born and raised in South-west, Michigan · I was born and raised in Sweden · I was born and raised in taiwan, finished my master’s degree in Iowa and then moved to NYC last summer · I was born and raised in texas, so naturally, I’m a sweet southern girl at heart, but do not be mistaken; I was raised to be tough · I was born and raised in texas · I was born and raised in texas and Arizona, but spent some of my adulthood in California, Michigan and Illinois as well · I was born and raised in the Bay Area, but lived in London for grad school · I was born and raised in the Bronx · I was born and raised in the Bronx · I was born and raised in the Chicago area · I was born and raised in the Coney Island section of Brooklyn,NY · I was born and raised in the country, but I still love my rap music · I was born and raised in the Dallas area · I was born and raised in the far away land of toronto · I was born and raised in the fine state of Massachu-setts and somehow haven’t managed to get (too) tired of it yet · I was born and raised in the philippines · I was born and raised in the sham · I was born and raised in the SW burbs of Chicago · I was born and raised in toronto, Canada, and moved to Boston in 2011 for work · I was born and raised in Vegas, but didn’t learn to play poker till I left · I was born and raised in wasaga beach and Collingwood but moved away for school · I was born in a country that no longer exists · I was born in Albuquerque and made my way to the Northeast for

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school · I was born in argentina, moved to miami when i was 7, now ive been living in orlando for the last couple of years · I was born in Arkansas · I was born in a small town in Romania (europe), but I always wanted to move out of it, and travel the world · I was born in Atlanta, GA · I was born in Atlanta, lived in Dallas for 11 years, and now I reside in the greatest city in the world, New York · I was born in Australia and moved to the US last year to pursue acting and singing · I was born in Austria · I was born in Baltimore, lived in the same home up til college · I was born in Boulder, Colorado and have lived in the Bay Area for 8 years · I was born in Brazil and been in the US for the past years · I was born in Brazil and lived in Canada for a while · I was born in Brooklyn, raised in Staten Island · I was born in Brooklyn and I hate to disappoint but I don’t wear gold chains, have a tan or an accent · I was born in Brooklyn NY but I was raised in South Brunswick NJ · I was born in Buffalo Ny I have been in AZ for 20 yrs · I was born in Bulgaria i am 26 years old · I was born in CA, raised on Kauai · I was born in Cairo, egypt · I was born in California (and have also lived in Connecticut and the UK) but oregon is my “soul state · I was born in california · I was born in California · I was born in Cal-ifornia but grew up in Germany · I was born in Canada · I was born in Chicago, but I am a California girl because I was pri-marily raised in California · I was born in Chicago and I’m trinidadian · I was born in Chile but my family moved to NY when I was 7 · I was born in China, raised in Japan, & moved to US when I was 16 · I was born in Cocoa Beach, FL I’ve been around the word · I was born in Colombia, South America and raised in Massachusetts · I was born in Colombia · I was born in Denver, but my parents moved to Belgium when I was just a few months old before settling in the DC area when I was two · I was born in Detroit, Mi · I was born in england and af-ter 34 years of living in the US · I was born in ethiopia grew up in Israel and now I’m in New York · I Was Born In Florida But Grew Up In mass Im a hopeless Romantic and Love Romantic Guy’s So Hit Me Up · I was born in Florida but lived a majority of my life in Michigan · I was Born in France from Vietnamese Parents · i was born in gainesville and i have always loved it · I

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was born in Germany · I was born in Germany but was raised in Georgia I have lived in north, south, and central Georgia al-most my entire life · I was born in Haiti but moved to Massa-chusetts when I was six · I was born in Honduras, but I have been in the United States for 14 years · I was born in Houston, but I’ve also lived in Norway, China, trinidad, and oregon · I was born in India · I was born in Israel · I was born in Israel to American parents, but I’ve spent the last eleven years in en-gland · I was born in Jamaica and immigrated to America as a child · I was born in Jersey, raised in Florida, did college in Boston and now I work in Cambridge · I was born in July I’m a Leo if u have questions hmu · I was born in Las Vegas, NV · I was born in Los Angeles, grew up near San Diego and went to College in orange County · I was born in Massachusetts but currently live in San Francisco · I was born in Mexico and when I was 2 we moved to the US · I was born in Minnesota, was moved to Hawai’i before a horse farm in Iowa · I was born in Mississippi but moved to texas when I was 7 · I was born in New Jersey, lived a few years in Spain from 1988 to ‘91, and moved to Maryland in 1991 · I was born in New York and raised in texas - I have neither accent · I was born in New York but grew up in Miami · I was born in New York but have been lucky to spend a few months every year in Ireland, on a farm in the mountains · I was born in North Carolina to Parents that were both Marines · I was born in NYC and raised in New Jersey · I was born in ohio but I was raised in Longview texas..So maybe I was born a yankee but im a texan fo sure :) lol · I was born in oregon and my family moved to Maine when I was nine · I was born in PA but I’ve lived in NJ and recently just moved back from GA · I was born in Philadelphia and went to college at Northwestern (Go ‘Cats!) so I’m still getting adjusted to the new area · I was born in Pittsburgh, but I’ve lived all over the northeast · I was born in Poland and moved to London when i was 6, not born but bred · I was born in Romania but grew up in nyc · I was born in Russia and moved to Brooklyn when I was 7 · I was born in San Fernando Valley, California · I was born in San Francisco but raised in the east bay and I am 100% nicoya · I was born in Sarnia, ontario but grew up in texas · I

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was born in Shanghai, raised in Flushing, graduated from Ba-ruch, and am currently working in the Midtown east area · I was born in Switzerland and have lived in six different coun-tries · I was born in taiwan and came to this country many Years ago · I was born in tennessee, so I am a Volunteers fan · I was born in tennessee but moved around a bit growing up · I was born in texas, but grew up in europe · I was born in the Boston area so I am a huge Patriots / Red Sox / Celtics / Bruins fan · I was born in the former USSR and my family and I immigrated to New York at the age of 8 · I was born in the Lincoln tunnel LoL · I was born in the Philippines, but grew up in Sacramento,California · I was born in the Philippines but raised in Florida · I was born in the Poconos in Pennsylvania raised in Florida born Yankee raised rebel · I was born in the small but bustling town of Lincoln, RI in the year 1987 · I was born in the sunshine state and love the water (I have spent too much time on boats) but I have always loved the mountains · I was born in the Ukraine and raised in the Atlanta Suburbs · I was born in the UK though · I was born in the United Kingdom in May of ‘92 and lived in the US for most of my life · I was born in the wilderness of western Canada · I was born in the Year of the Monkey, a twin (fraternal), at exactly 8:30 a.m · I was born in tokyo and raised in New York · i was born in toronto cana-da, lived in norway and france as a kid, then moved around the states · I was born in Utah and moved to West oregon than lived in east Nebraska, then West Nebraska, then South Dela-ware, then Wisconsin, then Utah again · I was born in Utah but have now lived in New York for the majority of my life · I was born in Venezuela then moved to Michigan when I was a small child · I was born in West London · I was born in Zam-bia, Africa · I was raised in a city but country girl at heart thanks to my Gram · I was raised in a small country town with good Christian morals · I was raised in a strong european (Italian and German :)) household and have a deep love for family, food, wine, beer and conversation · I was raised in a two parent household · I was raised in Detroit by a hard work-ing immigrant parents who totally got the creative path I was on and fully supported it · I was raised in Georgia, so I’m a

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southern man at heart · I was raised in Hawaii and moved to Alabama for college · I was raised in Kilgore but went to high school in Plano and now go to college in kilgore · I was raised in Mississippi · I was raised in Montreal but lived overseas for a few years · I was raised in ohio, I have an autistic brother who I help take care of · I was raised in ohio · I was raised in oregon an moved to Idaho after high school for about 7 years an then decided to come back home to oregon · I was raised in Phoenix, spent some time attempting school in San Diego, back in Phoenix for good · I was raised in southern California (please don’t hold that against me) and I absolutely love my family and the chaotic beauty that surrounds them · I was raised in Texas and formally educated in the great city of Chi-cago · I was raised in the church my whole life so that does still influence my behavior and decisions · I was raised in the mid-west · I was raised in the southern part of Colorado for major-ity of my life · Raised in a small town in Massachusetts, but I’ve lived in Brooklyn for four years and dig it · raised in a small town so i’m up for anything outdoors from riding horses to fishing at the lake · Raised in Boston now live in Mississip-pi · Raised in Chicago, went to school at the University of Mis-souri for 5 years and graduated in 2013 · Raised in Flori-da · Raised in Georgia, now living in SoCal and loving every minute of it · Raised in Hawaii, went to college in oregon and then moved out to DC for grad school · raised in LA & still have mad love for that city · Raised in Los Angeles, Califor-nia · Raised in NY · Raised in orange County, moved to LA for college and haven’t moved back · Raised in South Carolina (love country music) · Raised in the Bay Area, Cal Poly educat-ed, love my current living situation in North Beach · Raised in the mayhem of Mardi Gras, the delicious heat of Jazz Fest, and the shade of the Spanish-mossy oak trees of New orle-ans · Raised in the Music City but I left it in search of more adventure

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Accounting (copying numbers from one spreadsheet to anoth-er) · Achieving balance between work and life · Acting and New Yorking · Adapting to life away from open air, chick-fila, and backyards other than that I work as a sports agent specifi-cally in international soccer · Adding another New Years reso-lution to the pile of unrealized ones (this year, to concentrate on reading only books authored by friends) · Adding to my di-nosaur collection · Adjusting to life up here in tennessee · ad-vancing in my career ,and staying physically fit · Advancing my career, flipping my house, putting away money for my fu-ture, living life to its fullest, running up hills and mountains....alot · Advancing my career as a nurse, planning for the future, enjoy my time with friends and family, finding something that would make my heart race · Advancing my career as a voice artist, and generally being the best person I can be · Advancing myself whenever possible, trying to enjoy life · Advertising Agency - Morpheus · Advertising professional by day, instiga-tor by night · Amazing experence to actually be able to walk up to the Wailing Wall , or be inside the Church of the Holy Sepal cur · Analyzing it · Annihilating jars of peanut butter · Any-thing and everything that I want · Anything else, just ask · Any-thing else · anything kids i love it · Anything that seems fun, love living in China · Anything that sounds like a good idea · anything to make money legally...lol · applauding when a client hits a new PR, or finally squats properly · Applying for my MFA · applying my political science degree to my line cook job, figuring it all out, and plotting where to travel next · Ap-plying the valuable skills I learned as an english major to my everyday life · Applying to grad school · Applying to grad school to get my Ph.D in cancer biology · Applying to graduate school is the plan · Applying to med school was a terrible deci-

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sion · Appreciating and savoring every minute · Approaching it with strength, curiosity, compassion and botanical inspira-tion · Approaching the point of reckoning · Arguing with strangers on the internet · Ascending awareness · Asking my-self “what I am doing with my life · Asking myself, “What am I doing with my life · Asking myself that exact question every day · Aspiring Firefighter/Paramedic · Aspiring mental health nurse · Aspiring musician who has a two year old lab and to meet a fine lady Also looking for someone to travel with not neceaceraly marry but see the world · aspiring pilot · Assem-bling mechanical steeds · Attempting futilely to get enough sleep while becoming a doctor · Attempting to balance work, kids, music and the rest of my life · Attempting to find that in-tellectual creative balance in my professional life goals · At-tempting to follow my passion for healthy and happy living...and hopefully someday sharing it with others for a living · At-tempting to get in better shape (But beer how I love thee) Get-ting my bachelors degree Learning Korean Busting balls · At-tempting to get into the fit life · Attending a clinical internship at Rochester General Hospital for Medical Laboratory Sci-ence · Attending college at the moment · Attending college soon · Attending college trying to figure out wtf I want to do with my life · Attending my last year at Hofstra University · at-tending PSU with a degree in physics · Attending school for physical therapy · Attending the Golf Academy of America to become a golf professional · auditioning for lots of things and nannying and dancing · Avoiding as much drama and as many headaches as I possibly can · avoiding free-delivery food ser-vices Working, laughing, playing, drinking wine, romanticiz-ing the future and the past · Babysitting and doing random jobs over the internet to save up to possibly do a vet tech course · Balancing and living life to the fullest · Balancing my checkbook · Balancing my tech geekery with strateegeries and synergistic five dollar words · Balancing time between writing songs, writing fiction, drinking, and talking about rent in the city · Balancing time with my work · balancing traditional suc-cess with ever present wanderlust · Balancing work, rest and play time · Balancing working with driving myself towards my

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true passions and purpose · Balancing work with staying sane · Bartending and getting ready for grad school · Bartend-ing and serving tables to make ends meet in the mean-time · Bartending at a 4 star hotel in the city, going back to school in the spring to become a nutritionist · Bartending at the airport and gearing up to start a masters program in the fall focusing on family and marriage therapy · Battling the starving artist syndrome · Becoming a better me for all those in my life · Becoming an air guitar expert, yeah its a real thing · Becoming an architect · Becoming an expert in all things Mario · Becoming a professional organizer · Becoming a special education teacher and trying to become the best wrestler I can · Becoming a successful business woman and working hard to reach my fitness goals · Becoming more and more grounded in my field and planning to start a small part time business this year · becoming real · Becoming the best Branson possible so that my presence will inspire, nourish & positively affect those around me · Beginning my BBA at Geor-gia Southwestern in the fall · Being a Chef, takes up most of my weekends and leaves me more time mid week to relax · Be-ing a chiller · Being a complete waste of space · Being a cry baby · Being active, painting drawing, making or building things · Being a father....and being happy · Being a father to my son and finishing a business degree online · Being a fuck up · Being a full time mummy · Being a good man, Doing great things · Being a good UW grad by engineering bridges and roads for WSDot · Being a great father, working my butt off · Being a hard worken American · being a kickass waitress :-) having fun with my girls & my boys, living life up · Being alive, most of the time · Being alive · Being a manager at a warehouse and trying to get a band off the ground · Being am-bitious · Being a mom, trying to get into school and get a good job · Being a mother · Being an archaeologist and anthropolo-gist · Being an art major in order to persue my career in art therapy · Being a nerd · Being a ninja · Being a part time dad · Being a productive member of society · Being a profes-sional teabagger · Being a responsible gentleman · Being around kids gives me energy...at least when they aren’t suck-

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ing me dry of it :) I spend free time with my friends and fami-ly · Being a sous-chef for my friends/roommates who actually know how to cook · Being at a desk more the majority of the day makes me want to move, but that doesn’t mean standing in place on a treadmill · Being a teacher, doing teacher things · Being a teacher is something I have always wanted to do · Being a token punk in a grad school class at a Southern Baptist university · Being awesome, working as a network an-alyst, and trying to grow my business · Being awesome · being better person enjoying my life love my kids more then yester-day try to cook better spontaneous travel · Being bored not knowing many people who live near me · Being chill and hap-py · Being fabulous · Being fit · Being fucking awesome · Being happy · Being happy, writing poetry, singing in a band...just practicing a good life · Being happy and healthy · Being hon-est · Being horrible at picking up on social cues · Being in a high-energy cover band is the best part-time job I could ever ask for, and is a great release after my work week · Being in the background doing the dirty work no one else wants to do · Be-ing lazy · Being maladjusted I work at a place for mall · Being myself and making the most of it · Being new here, I spend a lot of time exploring the city, hiking the great parks that sur-round us, and meeting new people whenever possible · Being of service · Being on one of Saturn’s moons would suffice me for a while · Being outside as much as possible now that it’s nice out · Being present Finding balance Fighting the good fight · Being successful And working · Being the optimistic person I am, I’ve decided this is the year I start checking off my bucket list · Bidding wars for records · Biding my time, or wasting it · Biking and getting ready for RAGBRAI this sum-mer · Biking and running all over Broad Ripple · Biking around the city, making weird electronic music, drinking n smokin · Biking everywhere · Biking it · Blessing and a curse · Blogging food I find in the city · Blogging is kinda my job but there’s also copious amounts of video editing and pic-ture taking · Blogging on tumblr · Bringing adventure back into my day to day life · Bringing back the dead, beating people up and cutting them · Bring on the beach · Building a better

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music experience as my day job · Building a business and the best version of myself possible · building a community · Build-ing a future for myself and my child · Building America one day at a time · Building and being a better father to my boys · Building and making it better, off course · Building a new company in L.A · Building an intense body of art-work · Building it · Building my career and learning, learning to appreciate a simple life · Building my career in Well-head · Building my design company · Building my home on the foot of molehills In the hopes that I will one day live atop a mountain throwing rocks at god · Building my lifestyle design by night · building my own internet businesses · Building my personal training business · Building projects to improve peo-ple’s life and mine · Building satellites · Building score boards in stadiums · Building the skills to be a radically exuberant cre-ative force for the enlightenment and betterment of the lovely souls that surround me · Building the temple of my mind and body · Building things for fun, building things for mon-ies · bumming around since i am no longer a rat moth-er · Burning the time until I’m old so that I can just call it “put-tering around.” Also law school · Bustling business lady by day, friend/volunteer/chef/yogi by night · Caring for my daugh-ter · changing society · changing the world...one cocktail at a time · Changing the world for the better · Chasing my dreams of becoming a career wildland or structural firefighter as well as enjoying the outdoors and improving my skills as much as I can · Chasing really good coffee comparable to what we have back home · Chilling on a dirt road · Chilling out · Choosing to be happy, always · Cleaning up messes left behind is, I sup-pose, my heart’s affliction · Climbing is probably my favorite thing to do · Coaching football and wrestling, hanging out with friends · Collecting opals · Combining my Love of music and people to make a difference has opened my heart to new worlds · Competing in a Body Building Competition, stand-up comedian and singer in between bands at present · Complet-ing Master of engineering at Cornell · Completing my first book, followed by my second in the summer · Complicating the *fuck* out of it · Composing reverse maxims: An ignored

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pot catches on fire · Concentrating on work and continuing my successful career · Considering a move to San Diego soon · Considering Grad School · Considering the path of the metaphysican · Contemplating creating a start up of some sort · Contemplating in further improving my education and eventually moving to the states · contemplating the mysteries of words, petting cats, hurrying to destinations most foreign I do lift · Continuing my career in hospitality manage-ment · Continuing the pursuit of working smarter, not hard-er · cooking and working and working and cooking · Cooking daily · Cooking is my passion and im activly on the path to per-sue a big career in the resturant industry · Cooking new and interesting recipes from locals · Cooking new recipes · coordi-nating programs at a small non-profit in the east village for presently and formerly homelessness adults; going to social work school · correcting form · Crafting music, dabbling in photography · Cranking out a couple productive members of society · creating animations · Creating my own track in life · Creating stuff with people · Creating success stories like this · Creating the BeSt me I can be · Creating with my mind which is rad · Crossing things off my instant queue · Cultivat-ing compassion, growing closer to those around me · Cutting hair and getting white girl wasted · cutting paper big time · Cy-cling about, being outside, bit of swimming, gym class-es · Dancing at the club, with a bottle full of bub of course · Dancing everywhere all the time · Dancing in the sky, hanging upside down · Dancing professionally (and unprofes-sionally) all over · Dancing with anything that can move in time with me · Daydreaming about outdoor adventures · day-dreaming about winning the lottery · Dealing with chronic insomnia by hanging out on line · Dealing with stupid rude people, and trying to save for a house · Debating the positives and negatives of various grad programs. Riding my bike to various record stores around the city · Deciding what form my future home will take · Deciding where to take my life to the next level · Deciding whether I should enter politics in the fu-ture or just plan on leaving the country one day · Delivering food Doing Mom stuff Working out 3-4 times a week · De-

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pending on where I end up (or if I get in anywhere) my time in the city may be dwindling · Designing for Film, Commercials, Game Cinematics and other projects · Designing graph-ics · Designing packaging for glorified granola bars · Design-ing stuff · Designing things · Determining my own self worth means more to be then a hourly pay saying an hour of my life is worth $10 · Determining the air speed velocity of an African Swallow · Developing income for artistic collaborators · Devel-oping separate channels of a side for profit and non-profit en-terprises · Developing virtual reality software · Digging it · Di-recting and stuff · Discovering life · Discovering myself, channeling my pent up passion into constructive outlets like photography, work, painting, and music · Discovering this city and working a lot · Documenting my emotions on paper and forever continuing my growth and development as an art-ist · dodging the bad and embracing the good as they come · Doing all I can for my daughter, and working on be-coming a professional pool player · Doing an internship then job hunting · Doing a small remodeling job on my home · Do-ing everything I can to become a firefighter · Doing it · Doing lots of stuff · Doing my Bachelor of Arts with a double major in Political Science and history, and then Law School is on the horizon · Doing my best to be where I am with who I’m with while I’m there · doing my best to have a good life · Doing my best to keep my body, mind, spirit, and children healthy and happy · Doing my best to make everyday an adventure · Doing special effects makeup freelance · Doing the best I can to make it and not go crazy · Doing the big boy job thing, but living by the work hard play hard mantra · Doing the people’s business in Albany and Long Island · Doing this Marine thing · doing too much · Doing whatever it takes to be happy · Doing what I’ve always wanted to do..staying ambitious and determined to making my dreams come true · Doing what I can to make a buck in between, mostly Construction/Painting · Doing what I have to do for now, aka working a 9-6 analyst job, but always thinking about my next step · doing what i love best..modeling art · doing what I love what I have passion for do anything to get where I want to be · Drawing is something I’ve always liked

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to do, but never spent enough time to develop, so I’m changing that now · Dreaming about setting off into the abyss · Dream-ing of hiking and lounging someplace tropical and hoping I’ll find someone to join me · Dreaming with my eyes open, no nightmares · Drinking orange juice, mainly · Drinking pale ales · drinking too much · Drinking wine · drinking wine and trying to make a career out of it · Driving around is pretty much all there is to do in this city so a lot of that lol · Driving a truck for Habitat for Humanity; I pick up donations to the Re-Store · Driving it like I stole it, playing for keeps · driving just above the speed limit · During college, I did internships with my local congressman, with a Senator in DC, and at the Feder-al Reserve in Boston · During my free time, I spend weekends in Portland, hanging out and eating Vietnamese · During my spare time I like to hit the gym, hang out with family, and oc-casionally play some video games · During my time off I l love traveling and always look forward to where I’ll visit next · During the day, I have a fantastic job that an amazing company · During the day i take care of children, and by night...i like to go out and have a few drinks with the girls, dance, and have a good time · During the day I write or read so I can write some more · During the summer I try to be near or on the water, either at a beach or sailing, I play a lot of tennis too · During the week - working, staying active, cooking, eat-ing and drinking a good amount of wine · During the week-ends - going out, being outdoors, trying anything and every-thing · During weekends I like to meet with friends for partying or just chilling out · Dying to go back to europe · earn-ing a paycheck and always working on that degree · eating at good vegan spots, Juice bars · eating food · eating it · eating something · eating tapas and making “dinero · editing docu-ments like a boss · eliminating perverts and making my list short · embarrassing myself when I accidentally drink my pints too quickly and get drunk too fast · embracing change, good and bad · embracing every step and maintaining the awareness to see the signs and opportunities along the way - or doing my best at least · embracing it - I love to try new things · embracing it · embracing the moment · enduring the

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last few weeks of my BA and then it’s out into the big bad world · engineering job during the week · engineering of the mechanical persuasion for a medical device startup · engi-neering software for iphones and ipads · engineering soon · enjoying a balanced life, trying to be a better cook, working on my golf game · enjoying a delicious night’s sleep/napping [30 · enjoying all the little things people seem to nev-er see ^_ · enjoying and loving life · enjoying a really fun ca-reer that allows me to be creative and a little weird · enjoying arts of all kinds · enjoying as much as possible · enjoying being back in Grand Rapids for a bit · enjoying blessings as they come my way and treating the people I love right · enjoying but always curious about life and what’s around next cor-ner · enjoying Chicago summer · enjoying every bit of it · en-joying every breath · enjoying every day · enjoying every-day · enjoying every minute as it was the last one, visiting new places and meeting new people, learning from differtent sources · enjoying every minute of it · enjoying every second and always trying to be more efficient and spreading knowl-edge along the way · enjoying every second of it with my friends and family · enjoying every single second of it · enjoy-ing everything the city has to offer in whatever spare time I’ve got · enjoying friends, family and the pleasure of contempla-tion · enjoying it · enjoying it · enjoying it · enjoying it · en-joying it · enjoying it · enjoying it · enjoying it · enjoying it · enjoying it · enjoying it · eNJoYING It · enjoying it · en-joying it, and an analyst in the military · enjoying it, isn’t that what it’s all about · enjoying it - I’m not easily deterred · enjoy-ing it · enjoying it · enjoying it · enjoying it · enjoying it · en-joying it · enjoying it · enjoying it · enjoying it · enjoying it :) trying to find my place in this world and trying to figure out what the hell I’m going to do for a career · enjoying it · enjoy-ing it a day at a time while keeping my goals clear and every-thing in perspective · enjoying it as much as possible and laughing as much as possible and making sure that I have some pretty good stories to tell worthy people · enjoying it as much as possible and trying to be true to my ideals · enjoying it to the absolute fullest · enjoying it to the fullest, but I am

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very goal oriented · enjoying it while forging meaning · enjoy-ing it with ny son right now, working also but want to find the right one then have a family thats complete · enjoying learn-ing everyday · enjoying life · enjoying life, making up for some lost time · enjoying life, working and eventually going back to school when I aspire to do something that needs a col-lege degree · enjoying life · enjoying life · enjoying life :P · en-joying life and drinking tea whilst conquering the world · en-joying life and looking for a spectacular lady to enjoy it with · enjoying life for what it is · enjoying life in between · en-joying life in LA · enjoying life in NYC, but proud of my south-ern roots · enjoying life to it’s fullest, blessed for everyday · en-joying life while I can · enjoying my career · enjoying my career and loving life · enjoying my days at work, saving mon-ey, and keeping myself in good company · enjoying my life · enjoying my life with my daughter she is my every-thing · enjoying my morning coffee on a wooden deck instead of a fire escape · enjoying my new home · enjoying my-self · enjoying my summer before I start medical school in Au-gust · enjoying my time, expanding my mind and body · en-joying nature · enjoying starry nights washed bright with the glow of a fire · enjoying sunshine while I can · enjoying the change of a small state to this large one, and enjoying the west coast · enjoying the city, travel often · enjoying the crisp ocean breeze · enjoying the experience · enjoying the hell out of it, and living the dream · enjoying the hell out of it too · enjoying the journey & having adventures · enjoying the journey · en-joying the journey · enjoying the rich diversity of Califor-nia · enjoying the simple things · enjoying the winter weather as it finally comes · enjoying to the fullest · enjoying what it has to offer · enjoying what life has to offer · enjoying work, spending time with my family, training for my first triathlon (woo) · entreprenuring some sheet · establishing some struc-ture for my long road toward success; making power moves and enjoying my life · everything else is just plans · everything is always changing · everything is good except love · every-thing possible, the biggest risk is the one not taken · every-thing that allows me to grow as a person, financially and spiri-

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tually · everything that I love from 9-5 · everything that I shouldn’t in the meantime · exercising and hating it · exhibit-ing project-oriented work, internationally and nationally · ex-isting less and living more · experiencing every minute of ev-ery hour · experiencing it · experiencing life · experiencing new excitements · exploring and trying new things · explor-ing a new city · exploring DC from top to bottom · exploring different ways to challenge my body/mind · exploring every inch of man kind and everything the world has to offer · ex-ploring every possibilities in life · exploring for texas tea · ex-ploring it - I’ve lived and traveled abroad · exploring life and all of its adventures · exploring new places for food and drinks around the city · exploring NYC for cool new nooks and cran-nies · exploring options for grad school · exploring Planet earth and it’s inhabitant · exploring small but intriguing al-leys of europe · exploring the range of my own experi-ence · exploring the world, learning, struggling, not faking it · exploring the world of podcasts · exposing myself...to healthcare · Facilitating the innovation function of a large NGo · Facing the things which I’ve always run from · fail-ing · Feeding orphans · Feeding the right wolf (most of the time) · Feeling very Positive about life whenever, wherev-er · Fighting for my dreams · Fighting the demons that share my biological manse, while seeking collaborators in the quest for the Holy Grail · Fighting the good fight · Fighting the good fight against a mild case of adult ADHD · Figuring it out · Fig-uring it out · Figuring it out · figuring it out, always (teach at a preschool and an afterschool program) · Figuring it out, ex-ploring, adventuring, enjoying · Figuring it out · Figuring it out · Figuring it out · Figuring it out · Figuring it out one step at a time, just like everyone else · Figuring my life out, in other words · Figuring out a way to support my crazy lifestyle · Fig-uring out fun, new ways to make money has become a favorite hobby of mine and I would love to run several businesses even-tually · Figuring out how I can get paid to snowboard or work for Burton · Figuring out my dream job · Figuring out my true passions · Figuring out the rest as I go along · Figuring out what I want to do in life · Figuring out what job I want, looking

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for a partner, etc · Figuring out what’s important · figuring out where things go · figuring shit out · Figuring shut out · Filling it out · Filling out an essay · Finding a bike after my six-month streak of not locking it eventually came to a predictable end · Finding a way to travel and make money simultaneous-ly · Finding balance · Finding balance is tricky, but I’m getting better · Finding balance through peaks and valleys · Finding good dirt trails · Finding my center · Finding my passion in life · Finding myself · Finding myself and exploring while I try to figure that out · Finding my way through it, one step at the time · Finding new bands · Finding new ways to sustain hap-piness, helping people who truly need help, making people happy through laughter, loving life · Finding out the right way · Finding solace in books · Finding someone along the same spectrum of their life would be fulfilling · Finding some-one that’s just as equally awesome to spend time with and make smile is another · finding something to do · Finding sta-bility · Finding the best happy hours · Finding the cure for war · Finding things that amaze me and make me laugh · Find-ing things to keep myself busy or stay productive, and finding the right people who make my time here worth it’s while · Find-ing time to see my friends and family when I can · Finishing an engineering degree then who knows · Finishing College soon at University of Coimbra · Finishing graduate school, in-terning for think-tank in DC · Finishing high school , then go-ing to college to become a computer tech then from there look for anothe job that deals with my field · Finishing my Associ-ates Degree in Applied Science · Finishing my BA in Business Management · finishing my degree and playing rugby · Fin-ishing my english ed so that I can teach english to children all around the world · Finishing my last few credits then going into hairstyling · Finishing my manuscript · Finishing my Master’s degree in Social Work · Finishing my MBA this term · Finishing My senior Year At Rutgers, then Going to Get My Masters In occupational therapy · Finishing out my contract with the army to go back to school · Finishing school (M.Sc) · Finishing school, primarily · Finishing school · Finish-ing School · finishing school and joining the army infan-

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try · Finishing school and working · Finishing school in the fall · Finishing tech this year · Finishing up my bachelors de-gree in marketing · Finishing up my graduate degree at NYU and doing a few side projects · Finishing up my master’s thesis at the moment and wondering whether I’m crazy enough to start a PhD · Finishing up my Ph.D, traveling and trying to de-cide what’s next and my long term career goals · finishing up school, working, learning, living, changing, evolving etc etc · Finishing up two classes and my honors thesis before graduating in August · Finishing up year three in a new city and having as much fun as possible · Fishing and cooking · Fix-ing life...maybe · Fixing up my new home · Flashing smiles and spreading love like there’s no time to lose · Flying airplanes, traveling the world, and managing both Pilots and Flight At-tendants · Flying airplanes to and fro · Flying for the airlines about to tranistion to the air national gaurd and corporate jets and starting my own business · Flying the unfriendly skies · Focusing my attention on what makes me happy · Fo-cusing on doing me n having fun · Focusing on me and mak-ing my self better · focusing on my career, relaxing during free time, embracing new experiences, and enjoying the small things · Focusing on my career, traveling as much as I can and trying to live life to the fullest · Focusing on study for future destination · Following a career in engineering, getting some experience, deciding where I want to move from there · Fol-lowing a plan doesn’t allow for as much deterrence to discover something new · Following its path, and carving my own as it leads me through the twists and turns · Following my dreams. Showing my art · Following my heart, my dreams and relish-ing in my failures along the way · Following my instinct and collecting diverse experiences · following the stars · Forming lasting friendships along the way and doing the right thing for not other reason than it’s the right thing to do · Forwarding myself in my career · Fostering my wild, independent spir-it · Freelancing as an editor/animator · Freelancing while working on startups · Fucking bitches · Fucking look at my neck, it’s all long n shit · Fulfilling it · Fulfilling my destiny in Commercial Banking · Fulfilling my dream · Fumbling

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through it, like everyone else · Furthering my education, ex-panding my mind · Furthering my modeling career · Gaining inspiration from surprising people and places · Gazing long-ingly at other people’s dogs · Getting a degree, become a state cop and work up to Be in the FBI, CIA · Getting a degree in Accounting · Getting a degree in Business · Getting a degree in Medical Lab Sciences and hopefully going on to the Physi-cian’s Assistant program for a masters degree · Getting a doc-torate in physical therapy from UNe · Getting a doctorate in political science · Getting a handle on the range of the human experience · Getting a master’s in entomology · Getting a mas-ters degree in Wood Science and engineering at oregon State · Getting an acting career off the ground · getting an ed-jumacation so that I can afford my nomadic tendencies · Get-ting back into the groove of everyday adventures in this nut house · getting better all the time · Getting better every day · Getting by · Getting caught up in the moment · Getting closer to where I want to be · Getting dirty with some leading and kerning in Bushwick and exploring the city, states and world · Getting free money just my style( no) · Getting from Monday to Sunday with as little bs as possible · Getting hyper and crazy on coffee · Getting in adventures · Getting into bar-tending · Getting it togeather · Getting lost and trying to find myself · Getting money, Smoking Weed, Party Life · Get-ting my associates in HVAC and working torwards my career in music production · Getting my business degree · Getting my business degree from UtPA · Getting my master’s degree from the Georgetown School of Foreign Service · getting my mfa (learning about acting/ how to be an adult human), occa-sionally retreating to the woods · Getting my Ph.D in clinical psych · Getting my shit together · Getting my undergrad at McGill (in economics and Psychology) with the intention of going to law school after · getting older, grayer, grumpier, and more stubborn ....I make a living doing what I love and am passionate about....plus its legal so thats a bonus · Getting out, having adventures and seeing the world, and handing out with my friends are really important to me · Getting out and going to cool events, art shows, concerts, dancing, biking,

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hanging out downtown, echo park, silverlake, at home in noho · Getting out of a rough state · Getting outside as much as possible - climbing, hiking, backpacking · Getting paid by working weird hours doing tv something or other · Getting paid to have no life · Getting paid to make wild ass guesses about the economy, and enjoying every minute of it · Getting paper · Getting ready · Getting ready for graduation and job hunting · Getting ready for my son and working hard for ev-erything I have of course · Getting ready to embark on a brand new and exciting new career path · Getting ready to move back to Pioneer Valley · Getting ready to tour in September · Get-ting settled in seattle · Getting settled into a new career in a new industry and enjoying the challenges that comes with it · Getting started in career writing and also doing some cre-ative writing when I get the chance · Getting that degree · Get-ting the band back together · Getting things back on track, selling my house, prioritizing, finding me again · Getting this year’s garden in order before summer takes over · Getting through culture shocks · Getting through it haha, college · Get-ting to as many concerts as I can · Getting to know New York’s different neighborhoods · Gigging and performing and audi-tioning and practicing like crazy until a company scoops me up · giving people tinnitus · Giving thanks and giving reason for my fellows to do so, too · Going around jkt every day · Go-ing back for my masters hoping to become a school psycholo-gist in a high school · Going back to school for massage thera-py and neurology Being mum travel, travel, travel · Going back to school in jan · Going back to school in the fall with as-pirations of being a high school english teacher · Going back to school to become a child advocate · Going back to school to get my BA in business · Going for a swim · Going for dat bache-lors · Going into the army special forces, before/after college still undecided · Going into the med field · Going into the Navy · Going on adventures, meeting new people and seeing what life throws at me · Going on adventures, staying fit and eating/drink well · Going on adventures with housemates, having parties, living for my dreams and a pocket full of gold · Going out sometimes · Going out to LA to make my for-

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tune · Going out to new and fun restaurants · Going out with friends and enjoying Chicago · Going places · Going plac-es · Going through college · going through the daily motions as they come · going to art school at NIU and working over the summers · Going to a university as an industrial and systems engineering major · Going to be a dental hygienist and turn pro · Going to be a junior at Umass Amherst in the fall · Going to be a senior at the U of A · going to collage working at ran-dom jobs , photography, every day there’s something new · Go-ing to college · Going to college · Going to college, considering law school, baking a lot of cupcakes · Going to college, founded a wrestling team to compete in the NCWA, and aiming to play guitar and sing professionally one day · going to college, party-ing, working everyday and having the time of my life just chil-len with my friends · Going to college, playing music, learning something new everyday, broadening my horizons, meeting new people, having FUN · Going to college, working and hav-ing fun · Going to college, working out, and learning · Going to college, working part-time /wasting it · Going to college · Go-ing to college · Going to college · Going to college and becom-ing a under water welder · Going to college and want to have a family · Going to college and working · Going to College at GCSC · Going to college at pikes peak wanting to become an ultrasound technician in the Air Force · Going to college for family finance · Going to college for my BFA and doing all I can to maintain a positive energy in this world · Going to college for Radiography and language · Going to college right now for auto tech · Going to college then law school · Going to CotC, volunteer firefighter · Going to culinary school to become a healthy food/special diets chef · Going to Disneyland · Going to galleries, spending the day roaming the city or a random place, shopping or pampering myself, or tv ha ha ha · Going to Germany in July for a friends wedding and to see the great bi-cycling cities: Copenhagen and Amsterdam · Going to Itt for electrical technology · Going to JC · Going to law school · Go-ing to law school and figuring out law school · Going to law school soon, moving other peoples’ important papers around until then · Going to nursing school · Going to nursing school

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to become a nurse · Going to Redstone College · Going to rut-gers for nutrition, working out, working · going to saddleback collage surfer and working at sun & sail club living life · Going to school · Going to school · Going to school · Going to school · Going to school, once graduation come, I’m off to the military · Going to school, playing guitar, listening to music, reading and educating myself about philosophy, entheogens and their pattern of use · Going to school,work and perusing greatness on my journey · Going to school, working · Going to school, working and having as much fun and laughing as much as possible · going to school, working part time at a restaurant, and going to bars · Going to school · Going to school · Going to school...slowly as well · Going to school and going to work · Going to school and just starting a new ca-reer · Going to school and training · Going to school and trav-eling as much as I can · Going to school and working · Going to school and working the weekends · Going to school at moment and working part time as a substitute teacher for an elementa-ry school · Going to school at Ut for petroleum engineer-ing · Going to school for acting and modeling · Going to school for animation and hoping to make something out of my life · Going to school for an MA, looking for stuff to do, and livin it up · Going to school for an MBA · Going to school for business · Going to school for Computer engineering, and working on my business · Going to school for computer tech-nology or game design, Haven’t decided yet · Going to school for Criminal Justice · going to school for hair · Going to school for my Bachelors degree in Criminal Justice · Going to school for my BA in Biology · Going to school for my master’s · Going to school for photography and psychology · Going to school for psychology, looking to go to grad school eventually · Going to school for radiography then ultrasound · Going to school for veterinary medicine · Going to school full time and work-ing · Going to school getting my BSN · Going to school in Indi-anapolis to become a Physical therapist and working full time to support myself · Going to school taking life as it comes · go-ing to school to be a forensic tech in rhode island · Going to school to be a marriage/school counselor · Going to school to

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be a paramedic · Going to school to be a registered nurse · Go-ing to school to become a history teacher · Going to school to become a nail tech:P · Going to school to become a substance abuse counselor · Going to school to finish my degree in engi-neering · Going to school to get a degree in order to be a suc-cessful adult when I graduate · Going to school to teach and coach · Going to school while working full time at a pre-school · Going to see where that takes me and other than that im just living · Going to shows · Going to shows, hanging out with friends, drinking coffee · Going to start college as soon as I’m back in Germany · Going to take eMt classes this winter, Planning on becoming a paramedic · Going to the Farmers markets on the weekends · Going to the gym, reading books on randomness and philosophy · Going to the gym · Going to the gym is always satisfying · Going to the marines · Going to the movies · Going to work during the day · Going with the flow · Going with the flow · Googling Chrome · Graduating 06/14 and moving on with life · Graduating college was sort of like hitting the “reset” button on life · graduating from college is such a big deal to me and yet I’m stuck at what to do here after · Graduating from CWU with a degree in economics and interning · graduating in a month, so trying to reason with that/apply for internships and think about whats coming next · Graduating in may from nyu with a BFA in acting · Grad-uating UCF in August with a bachelors degree · Graduating with a bachelor’s degree in the humanities with an honors the-sis on Italian Futurist avant-garde art · Grilling out having a beer and watch a movie on the couch is my favorite past time · Grinding it out · Growing and managing the businss I started 10 years ago · Growing in my career and doing what I love · Growing in some way everyday · growing my hair out · Growing my hard cider business in Los Angeles · Grow-ing up lower middle class, I haven’t been able to yet · Hair-dressing & modeling on the side · Hanging out, about to start school again · Hanging out with friends, moving up in the vfx world · Hanging out with my friends · Hanging out with my nephew · Hanging out with my rat · Hanging out with the worst, spoiled rotten dog ever, who has somehow managed to

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make me love him more than I love most people · Hanging up my vagabond shoes for a couple of months and attending school in the frozen north (Upstate New York) · Hanging with my new pup, watching sports and chillin with friends · hating the administration of our school, loving my bestest friendest adidi · Having a blast · Having a frrreaking BLASt · Having a laugh in London at the weekends and being a super inspiring art teacher Mon-Fri · Having a pretty good time · having fun · Having fun · Having fun · Having fun · Having fun, and raising my two kids part time · Having fun, playing with my friends, traveling to distant places, romping with my yellow Lab, DaVida · Having fun · Having fun · having fun and mak-ing money · Having fun in my off times · Having fun recon-necting with my city after 6 years of the work grind in DC and happily enjoying being a freelancer · Having fun whenever and wherever I can · Having just returned from living abroad and going through some life changes, I’m taking one day at a time and trusting where life brings me · Having lived in Bos-ton for almost four years, I am constantly trying to explore new places in the city · Having my evening’s back has been great · Having self realizations daily · Having way too much fun, enjoying every night and working during the day · Help-ing non-profits, social causes, and small businesses tell their story · helping people, maintaining balance, perfecting my-self, and enjoying the world · Helping people · Helping start a business get off the ground in Seguin tX · Hiding my superhe-ro identity · Hiking camping riding trains buses bikes · Hit-ting the gym playing football and wrestling I’m very interested in sports · Holding onto the beautiful moments that emerge out of all the intensity and angst of adolescence · Hoping one day to change the world · Hoping that I can make some money back from it eventually · Hoping to build things that will change people’s lives · Hoping to either find something local or maybe down in Madison · Hoping to finish college in June or July to then work full time · Hoping to get a full time job now for the summer to keep me busy · Hoping to get into the FAA this october · Hoping to get my french accent sounding better too · Hoping to go back to school to finish my degree,

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one of these days · Hoping to have a career as a Writer/Direc-tor making really cool movies · Hoping to one day get into ed-ucation, most likely teaching · Hoping to spend the next few years traveling as much as possible · hoping to start a degree in canine behaviour and training to add to thre business · Hop-ing to surround myself with new people before the social rug gets pulled out from underneath me · Hoping to travel more for work and play · Hoping to write something great, and play-ing with my lovebird · Hopping on the motorcycle when I get a chance · Hunting Cauliflowers · Hunting down those who choose not to publish my research · Hunting for new experi-ences · Hunting the perfect pizza · Intereasting question · in-teresting cooking and some stuff as that · Interning at Bitch Magazine · Investing for the future and retirement · judging people with too many solo selfies · Keeping active, going to the gym · Keeping busy · keeping busy in school · Keeping busy in the city · Keeping high my curiosity · Keeping it real · Keeping it real · Keeping it real trying to find the joy in every day expe-riences Lately getting to yoga classes and the gym regularly, a huge step · Keeping it simple · Keeping it simple · Keeping my eyes open · Keeping my priorities first and keeping my faith strong · Keeping my radically progressive disposition hidden behind a posh corporate facade · Keeping print alive, or at least trying · Kicking ass and taking names · Kicking ass and taking names · kicking ass and taking names Well the serious answer is keeping my priorities straight, and never taking the good shit for granted · Kicking doors in, college soon · Killing it on the dance floor at weddings · kissing too many froggettes but no princesses · Knowing NYC history is a lot more chal-lenging but teaching people a new life long skill in just a few hours in somehow more gratifying · Konwing something of everything · Laughing whenever I can · Lawyering by day to cover all of those ticketmaster service fees · Lawyering it up, albeit not in my favorite field, but I get to object to things · Lay-ing down the foundation for my future ..conquest of this world · Laying the ground work for a future filled with travel, theatre making and a lot of love · Leading an environmentally conscious life in the big city, I try to strike a balance between

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building economic and social capital · Leaning from variety people who live in nyc · Learning about myself, others, and the world around me · Learning about Puerto Rican cul-ture · Learning about the voice over business and preparing to record my demo soon · Learning a few languages including German, Spanish, and French · Learning a lot · learning and gaining wisdom with everyday · learning California · Learning different things every day · Learning everyday · learning French · learning french · Learning from my collegues and reading a lot about urban development, also improving my en-glish · Learning how to bake and cook · learning how to be a person · Learning how to create an INteNtIoN and seeing it manifest within five minutes is so PoWeRFUL · Learning how to silk screen · Learning Italian is going relatively well, while learning to play the guitar is not · Learning Japanese · Learn-ing just as much from my students about art and expression as (I hope) they learn from me · Learning languages: German and French · learning mandarin · Learning my new neighborhood (just moved to the UeS from the east Village) · Learning new languages; Spanish & French · Learning new languages and new concepts · Learning new recipes · learning new skills, building and creating things · Learning new words each new day · Learning Photography - I recently purchased a DSLR Camera · Learning the craft of storytelling in all its forms. Bikram yoga, yep, Im one of thoooose · Learning the ropes of my job · Learning to be the devil’s advocate or a prison coun-selor · Learning to fly · Learning to play guitar, and starting indoor rock climbing · Learning to play guitar · Learning to really enjoy it while doing the right things · Learning | Laugh-ing | Growing my business · Letting it percolate into dale and field · Lifting that is · Listening to “this American Life · Listen-ing to music, drinking beer, and having a good time · Listen-ing to NPR · Listening to records · Living & Learning · Living a healthy lifestyle · Living alone with my wonderful daugh-ter · Living an amazing life traveling and meeting people · liv-ing and enjoying it · Living and enjoying it as much as I can while I still can · Living and enjoying my life · Living and ex-pressing myself perfectly · Living and learning · Living and

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loving it · Living and loving it · Living and stuff · Living and working on a ranch as a cowboy · Living an organized, hectic life · Living a rich life and a safe life, in that order · Living at the lofts at NoHo commons · Living between Chicago, Boston, NY, and LA; consulting in high-tech, growing an educational non-profit; exploring the world, loving people and life · Living by the one tattoo I have that says Hakuna Matata · Living day by day · Living each day as it comes Working for a fashion ware-house · Living each day the best I can · Living each day to its advantage · Living each day to the fullest, having fun with technology all day · Living each day to the fullest · Living each day to the fullest · living enjoying improving changing figur-ing out · Living everyday doing things that make my world a better place to live · Living everyday like its my last · living ev-ery moment · Living every moment like it’s my last · Living ev-ery single second · Living for god, and my kid · Living for me and my kids · Living for the moment, I work in a transporta-tion company · Living for the weekends · Living growing · Liv-ing in a beautiful Co-op · Living in Brooklyn and making NYC my home · Living in Brooklyn and working at a digital strategy agency · Living in Manhattan - working on Long Island in pol-itics · living in my home town of bath, working as a makeup artist · Living in Northern Liberties, but spending way too much time in South Philly · Living in NYC (Qeens area) for about two years now · Living in NYC and working for an event space putting on parties and handling catering which can get pretty exciting even though the hours are crazy · Living in NYC for the next five years hopefully · Living in Philadel-phia · Living in San Antonio · Living in the moment, mostly the moments are pretty exciting · Living in the now, would de-finatly describe my personalty when it comes to my personal life although I’m starting to turn over a new leaf · Living in the present hoping/aiming for a bright and prosper future · Living in Williamsburg, working downtown · living it · Living it · Liv-ing it · LIVING It · Living it · living it · Living it · living it · liv-ing it · living it · LIVING It · living it · Living it · Living it · liv-ing it · Living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · living

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it · Living it · living it · Living it, and loving it · Living it, firm believer in living laughin learning and loving everyday · living it, trying to better myself · Living it · Living it · living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · Living it · Living It · Living it · living it :o · Living it · Living it · Living it and enjoying every minute of it · Living it and enjoying it · Living it and loving it · Living it apparently · Living it day by day · Living it day by day and figuring out as it comes · Living it day by day and not worrying what the future holds · Living it day by day and try-ing to make the most out of it · Living it day by day but specifi-cally getting a degree in biochem · Living it duh · Living it from day to day · Living it like it’s golden · Living it Loud · Liv-ing it one day at a time · Living it one day at a time, working hard every day and having fun · Living it pursuing happi-ness · Living it Reaching for the stars · Living it the best way I know · Living it the way I want to · Living it to “oh wells” rather than “ what ifs · Living it to it’s fullest · Living it to its full-est · living it to the fullest · Living it to the fullest · Living it to the fullest · Living it to the fullest · Living it to the fullest · liv-ing it to the fullest · Living it to the fullest · Living it to the full-est · living it to the fullest, seeking the truth, making my dreams come true, and be [a]wesome while doing it · Living it to the fullest · Living it to the fullest · Living it to the fullest 86,400 seconds at a time · living it to the fullest · Living it to the fullest and chasing happiness · Living it to the utmost · Living it until its no longer here · Living it up · Living it up the best I know how · Living it while I’ve got it · Living it widly · living it with a positive attutitude and making people look and feel amazing with my hairdresser skills · Living la vida loca · Living life · Living life, “Carpe diem”, working at a great company, Keeping busy with my own projects, wondering what is next · Living life and trying to keep up · Living life as much as I can · Living life enjoying every moment Good or Bad · Living life in the dangeeerrrrrr zonnnnnnnee · Living life to the dull-est · living life to the fullest & perfecting my career · Living life to the fullest · Living life to the fullest · Living life to the fullest

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and enjoying every day of it · Living life to the fullest but main-taining control of things that might affect my future · Living life to the most, one day at a time · Living life with no re-grets · living life with no regrets and to the fullest =) but also working and getting through college some how lol · living lol · living loving laughing and learning · Living my life · Living my life a day at a time · Living my life as a balance between hard work and play · Living my life that’s what i’m doing with it · Living my life trying to figure out this thing we call the world, and enjoy the ride · Living off of my rich parents · living one day at a time · Living one day at a time and enjoying it to the fullest · Living out our dreams. In the words of the always insightful rick ross “everyday im hustling · Living the Ameri-can dream · Living the American dream baby · living the dream · Living the dream · Living the dream · Living the dream · Living the dream · Living the dream, and costantly building on it · Living the dream · living the dream · Living the dream · Living the dream · Living the dream · Living the dream...all while working towards my 12th straight Father of the Year award, it’s gotta be a record · living the dream as a college student · Living the Dream baby · Living the dream lol Contemplating the next step before it’s in my face · Living the dream one day at a time · Living the life · Living the nightmare while chasing the dream, with med school on the side · Living with my roommates enjoying being away from my family and living with my friends but I plan to go to college this fall · Liv-ing with no regrets · Longing for the trails, a good show, or even just a day reading in the sun · Looking after my kid · Look-ing after my little one and enjoying my life · looking a man who is willing to love me and ready to settle dowm with me · Looking at a few options · Looking at rocks and talking endlessly about volcanoes · Looking at salons in Northern D.C with a dream to be on Faceoff · looking at things with a playful new pair of eyes · Looking for a better job, raising a puppy and trying to enjoy myself · Looking for a career change, the 9-5 just isn’t suiting me · Looking for a career type job closer to Dallas · Looking for acting work and doing ceramics in my freedom · looking for a direction · Looking for a full time

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teaching job around the area (fingers crossed) · Looking for a house right now, work and start a family · Looking for a job post grad and enjoying life · Looking for another job to go back to school for info tech · Looking for another research assitant job before continuing on to graduate school to get my PhD · looking for a partner to share life’s ups and downs · Look-ing for a teaching job in high school art education · Looking for a way to live in a cabin in the middle of the woods · Looking for jobs after graduation · Looking for love · Looking for love · Looking for new and meaningful challenges which take me closer to myself · looking for new people to know and may-be meet a special partner, who knows · Looking for people with Disneyland passes basically · looking for play-mates · Looking for someone can have a cup of tea in the week-end · Looking for someone special right now · Looking for someone start a new series with · Looking for someone to help - maybe my ideal match’s profession should be a tourguide (joking) · Looking for someone to share the adventure with · Looking for someone to share the fun with · Looking for someone to spend real time · looking for something more to do with my life · Looking for sweet hearts · looking for that man who makes me happy · Looking for that partner in crime I can share life with; don’t mean “my life forever”, I mean life in general · Looking for the joke · Looking for the next sto-ry · Looking for the right girl · Looking for the right opportuni-ties and companion in life · Looking forward to exploring this awesome part of the world · Looking forward to meeting new people · Looking forward to my future · Looking forward to seeing a new part of the world · Looking forward to sleeve-less tshirt summer · Looking forward to starting career number two · Looking forward to the next place I can travel · Looking forward to the next step in life · looking good and feelin fine on my grind educating myself Palin’ around · Looking into go-ing back to college to study childcare · Looking out of my beau-tiful windows · Looking to better myself any chance I get · Looking to broaden my horizons and try new things · Looking to find a more technical job · Looking to find a real relationship with an amazing woman · Looking to jazz

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things up · Looking to keep my new year’s resolution of stay-ing in one place more than 6 months · Looking to make a ca-reer in the AF · Looking to meet someone cool and interesting, have fun and hopefully meet someone I click with for some-thing long-term · Looking to meet someone who has a fun bucket list also · Looking to move out of omaha in the mere future and head west · Looking to perhaps start a family soon · Looking to settle down eventually · looking to take a bit of a break from my business and enjoy life a little · Looking to take some Aikido classes · Looking to travel back to eu-rope · Looking to venture into underwater videography · Lov-ing every minute of life · loving God and loving others · Loving it · Loving it · Loving it · Loving it · Loving it · Loving it · Loving it · Loving it · Loving it · Loving it · loving it so far · Loving life · Loving life · Loving life 2k13 · Loving life and having a great time · Loving life and living it to the max · Loving life and working in a bakery · Loving life in Nashville as an Interior De-signer · loving life x · Loving living in wendover + pet photog-raphy · loving living it · Loving my friends/family/life · Loving my friends and family · Loving my job, setting myself big chal-lenges, striving to learn new things and enjoying myself · Lov-ing New York or missing Los Angeles trying to make my bed every day · Loving the city life · Maintaining a good work/life balance · Majoring in english, with a concentration in Profes-sional Writing · Majoring in photography at the Savannah College of Art and Design at the Savannah campus · Majoring in psychology currently · majoring in social ecology and mi-noring in education · Making a career in the Army · Making a difference · Making a mess · Making a name for myself · Mak-ing Art · making art · making art and appreciating art · Mak-ing coffee some days, delivering stuff other days, riding my bike and sleeping in-between · Making coffee twice a day · Making delicious food · Making dinner, drinking wine and playing scrabble is what I’m doing right now, so let’s say that’s what I’m doing with my life · Making every day as good as it can be · Making everyday count · Making every effort to never go back to the corporate world · Making funny snap-chats of my cat · Making games, playing guitar, growing plants

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and learning new things every day · Making great things hap-pen all the time · Making independent films · Making it all about me, even when it seems like I’m not making it all about me, rest assured I really am making it all about me · Making it better · making it better · Making it better every day · making it happen, no matter what, i’ve decided to follow my dream to the fullest extent · Making life better for my son and my-self · Making lists and really slowly ticking things off · Making magic happen · Making maps · Making memories, money, friends, music, fun, epic adventures and life · Making mis-takes, fixing them, repeating that process · Making money, helping people · Making money · Making money and spend-ing money while saving money · making money for a fami-ly · Making movies · Making Music, recording, singing, writ-ing, poetry · Making music in my free time · making new plans, starting new projects · Making people beautiful · Mak-ing plans, building a home, doing some schooling, being a bit of a tender human · Making some hand-made acessories and sell vintage clothes with my friend · Making stuff look cool · Making sure I don’t have any regrets · making sure I have enough ass to still be attractive · Making sure that I have less regrets in the end · making sweet foot love to the treadmill until the hill training starts in the spring · Making sweet glori-ous love to it · Making the best of it · Making the best of it · Making the best out of every situation · Making the best out of my new surroundings, and of course having a great time while I do so · Making the most of all the great shows coming through town this time of year · Making the most of it · Mak-ing the most of it,its one life to live gotta make it the best ever · Making the most of my transient existence · Making things and problem solving are two of my favorite activi-ties · Making things messy one room at a time · Making things with love · Making this world a little better · Making time for family and friends · Making waves · Making websites enjoyed by the world (hopefully), discovering new music from all kinds of places and dreaming of travelling the world · Making weird noises when I get bored, playing with my roommates cat, mak-ing my own clothes and food, promoting a culture of con-

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sent · Managing a boarding an private horse barn · Managing a business, exploring the possibilities of my major · Managing affairs (though not of the heart, less my heart be a stove-top) · Managing a French Patisserie, living with my best lady friend, and establishing connections with great people · Man-aging a nightclub in West Hollywood and hanging out friends · Managing an outdoor shooting facility and shooting competitively · Managing a retail store · Managing a team of consultants in Central and South texas · Managing minions, plotting, gazing wistfully out the window · Marketing / Brand Management · marketing by day, exploring munich by night · Marketing by day, random adventurer by night, spon-taneous traveler on the weekends · Marketing Coordina-tor · Marketing rep for the architectural community · mas-querading as a bubbly being who sells advertising, moonlighting as my true self, an artist & creative · Maximiz-ing my utility curve · Maxing Relaxing Freaking out Immigra-tion · Meaning I’ll be running, swimming, biking, and fund-raising my butt off · Meditating Playing bass Humanitarian · Meeting and greeting, growing my business, playing with my pit mix Bella · Meeting foreigners · Meeting new people and doing my best to live a life worth living for · Meeting people, going places and making stories as I go · Meeting people · Meeting people · Mentoring 7-14 yr olds weekends Between downtime scearming “carpe diem” till im a dead poet · Mentoring and Mentee’ing · minoring maybe in mandarin chinese with hopes to study abroad · Missing my family..and being me..trying to live life to the fullest · Missing Spain sometimes · Mixing chemicals for my work and pursu-ing my artistic ambitions simultaneously · Mixing creativity with engineering In my spare time I like to build shit · Mixing sarcasm, ambition, a few local beers, self-depreciation, curios-ity, beef jerky, and boppin’ along with it · modeling and trying to improve my live · Morning coffee is one if my favorite things · Mourning the end of daylight saving time · Moving back to NY to pursue a career in Fashion, but still wish I could be a rockstar · Moving for a few months in the near fu-ture · Moving forward and staying positive · Moving on · Mov-

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ing somewhere new in November, possibly Barrie · Moving to Australia for ~a year to rock climb, surf, backpack, and naugh-ty adventures · Moving to Colorado Springs is a major life change for me and I’m looking to live it up the the fullest and enjoy nature and reconnect with myself · Moving to Lund, Sweden for a 1 year masters · Moving to Philly in August to work as the College Coach for College Possible AmeriCorps program · Moving to Portland from Central Maine · Moving to Raleigh in July · Moving to the US at the end of August for a coast-to-coast trip · Moving up · Musing upon/revelling in/studying/being inspired by · Nothing beats the open ocean and a cold beer on the weekend · Nothing else really mat-ters · Nothing exciting but i love my job, family are a big part of my life and will always come first x · Nothing fancy · Nothing is set in stone · Noting the fine line between idiocy and ge-nius · Nursing assistant · Nursing major · Nurturing myself, my business and my menagerie · Nurturing the minds of a room full of tiny humans · obtaining my second degree a mi-nor in Real estate to go into property management · opening to get into the nursing program · ordering things I don’t need off the internet · organizing the masses for political power, writing, philosophy · owning a house, car ect is a dream for some but for me its a bare minimum in life, it doesn excite me, its dull and boring · owning my life · partying enjoying time with my friends, my family, just trying to figure out what this world is all about (and where I belong) · Partying like its 1994 · passing the time accurately, try to hold on to the good things · Paying myself forward · Paying off all my debts, build-ing toward the career of my dreams, finding what God wants for me...etc, etc · Paying off my mortage · Paying the bills writ-ing comedy, which has zip to do with what I went to school for · Performing in musical theatre, jazz, opera, and plays · Per-forming in tV and Film along the east coast · Performing in various bands · Persuing a law degree part-time · Photogra-phying (amateur hobby) · Pining for re-entry into the publish-ing industry and building the occasional blanket fort · Placing roots somewhere finally, I’ve traveled so much in life I’m just glad to have finally found a place I feel home at · Planing my

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next step from there · Planning / Going on trips around the world · Planning a surprise 40th wedding anniversary party for my parents · Planning a travel in Latinamerica · Planning far into the future while bumbling through the present · Plan-ning for future time accordingly · Planning for retire-ment · Planning my next adventure behind the guise of father/professional · Planning my next American Roadtrip is a far more worthwhile use of my brain and a better purpose for my hard earned cash · Planning my next trip while working as a cybersecurity analyst in DC · Planning new tattoos that I’ll probably never get · Planning on applying to Physician Assis-tant programs upon graduation · planning on going back to college soon to study science HeFCs and hopefully progress to uni level so I’m not stuck in this hellish job forever · Planning on going back to school, & playing sports as a hobby and for competition when I can · Planning on staying for a few years then who knows · Planning out devious strat-eeg-eries in board games · Planning road trips · planning the parties peo-ple don’t know they want to have · planning to change the world · Planning to have a successful future in medicine · Plan-ning to major in Radiology at McNeese · Planning to make it big in the world of finance · Planning to spend the next few years travelling and enjoying life as much as I can · Planning to study med · Planting the seeds · Playing and teaching the sport I love for a living is fantastic · playing badminton · Play-ing College Football · Playing Freeze tag, Hide-and-Go-Seek, and Murder in the Dark · Playing in the mountains skiing in the winter and climbing in the summer · playing in the Park · Playing Music Audio engineer Projectionist F.Y.e · Playing music with my buds, programming computers, going climbing · Playing my inner sense of pleasure which turns me on whenever I see someone watches me · Playing professional baseball for the Cleveland Indians trying to make it to the big leagues · Playing rugby, working out and having a great time · Playing some form of what someone somewhere might call “music”, though that’s a long shot · Playing the oud · Playing video games · playing with them for a awhile then re-packaging them and giving them to my friends as

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gifts · Playing with the puppy · Playing WoW and waiting for College to start · Plotting my escape and learning Portu-guese · Plotting on the low · Plotting to live in DF wey · Pon-dering life’s mysteries · Pondering things · Practicing material arts for self improvement · Preparing myself for a successful future · Preparing the paper work for medical school applica-tions, that will keep me busy · Preparing to fake my death after a successful bank heist · Preparing to launch a thousand ships · Procrastinating and getting all the second most im-portant things done · Promoting gay rights · Promoting life-long learning · Providing residential glass elevators · pursuing a balanced life after working 24/7 in an international law firm for many years · Pursuing a career in finance · Pursuing a ca-reer in law enforcement, working out, boxing, and work-ing · Pursuing a career in Law enforcement or Firefight-ing · Pursuing an acting career, and making the best damn organic milkshakes this side of the Hudson · Pursuing a PhD and a career in biomedical research · Pursuing a PhD in psy-chology · Pursuing a post-secondary education · pursuing cre-ative endeavors at this point in my life, but i don’t really like to talk about it · Pursuing my bachelors degree in Managment Information Systems · pursuing my career in music · Pursu-ing my dreams as a recording, writing, soon to be touring, per-forming singer · Pursuing my passions and my profession whilst solving the problems of the world from the comfort of my subconcious · Pursuing my plans and going wherever they take me · Pushing pixels · Pushing the limits of what is achieved by today, enjoying good music and social life, and trying to see around as much as possible · Putting my day-dreaming skills to use an R&D engineer in the space indus-try · Putting one foot in front of the other · Putting routines aside, I try to sing, write and find inner peace while having a great time doing whatever · Putting things back together and growing from my past mistakes instead of continuing them · Putting together a feature film and maybe another short film so we can get shooting on those soon · Putting to-gether my portfolio so I can open up my own tattoo shop · Put-ting together the dorky parts of tV · Questioning it · Racing

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bikes, traveling, creating, cooking, trying to be healthy · Rac-ing bikes · Racing cars on select weekends down at Qual-comm · Raising boys from a distance · Raising my daughter and trying to give her the best opprotunitys in life · Raising my daughter to my best ability and watching her learn and grow everyday · Raising my little girl · Raising two awesome boys and enjoying life · reaching my goals in life to become a better person as a whole and to help other along the way · Reading and improving myself as much as I can · Reading and writing mostly · Reading as much law material as I can get my hands on · reading books (minimum of 2 books a day and maximum of 6) Haha · reading books, doing housework, going grocery shopping · Reading books, listening to music and studying xd · reading books, lots of books · Reading books · Reading is fun too · Reading on the subway · reading the books I told my-self I wanted to but never did · Readjusting to life with humid-ity after going several years without it · Realizing I know noth-ing and everything is more complex than I tought · Realizing I might be a city boy, instead of a beach bum · Reassessing and restructuring....and in the midst, growing a lot and having the best time of my life · Rebelling against my mom and working in finance/consulting · Rebooting it · Rebooting it · Rebuild-ing a new life has taken a while but I have done a great job be-cause I’m a fantastic money saver · Rebuilding my car · re-charging my batteries · Reconnecting with old friends and making some new ones · Redecorating my volcano · redefin-ing the balance between work, friends and my two daughters (3.5 and 6yo) · regarding that I’m obviously good at psycholo-gy · Regarding the last relationship: It ended over a year and a half ago- and the breakup after 12 yrs was initially tough but amicable · rehearsing (not only a play) · Reigning as Lord of the North · Reminding myself all that I have are not to be taken for granted and humility is the way to go in life · Remodeling my house and trailer, building a tARDIS, jib-crane and other camera dollies/transports · Researching if any early civiliza-tions ever employed the ostrich as a mount in battle · Resisting the urge to drink all the Coca Cola in the world · Retiring from Army, opening a high end gym · Returning to school for an-

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thropology and religious studies after a 6 month hiatus · Rev-eling in the pleasure of it all · Rideing motorcycles watching movies cuddling making money fishing Chillen with friend · Riding my bike, playing with my cat · Riding my bike to the beach · Riding my motorcycle dreaming of a nomadic lifestyle, working and learning · Roaming the Bad Lands look-ing for a bite to eat · Rolling my snowball, working to deserve the life that I want · ruining it · Running aimlessly to let my mind run wild · Running along the lakefront · Running an Beer Garden in Berlin · Running and coaching middle school girls, playing tennis and volleyball, being a self-declared gym rat · Running a nonprofit that provides bionic limbs to kittens injured in Afghanistan · Running a startup tends to cut into music hours, but I thoroughly enjoy my work so it’s all good · Running at 6 am · Running a VC Fund - bit of a crazy life at the moment but having a ton of fun · Running back home to Bengal whenever I can · Running business with dad at the mo-ment · Running from experience to experience, making friendship a way of life · Running laps around a restaurant, which I don’t intend to do forever but it’s been very gratifying for the time being · running late · Running my company · Run-ning my own business · Running my own business has its ben-efits and takes a lot of my time, but I wouldnt have it any other way · Running my venue · Running once in awhile · Running sales operations for a global CPG brand · Sanding and re-fin-ishing and all facets of wood flooring and carpentry · Saving $$ trying as many new things as I possibly can · Saving hu-manity, etc · Saving it · Saving lives as a registered nurse · Sav-ing lives en masse · Saving lives in the ghetto as a paramedic and teaching at Loyola · Saving money and planning my es-cape · Saving money for life’s happenings · Saving money so I can get certified to be a personal trainer · Saving money to buy land and working 45hrs a week · Saving money to hopefully go to school · Saving money to visit my friends and travel more · Saving my money at the moment, but I have nobody to share it with · Saving the rainforest · saving the world · saving the world · Saving the world as a secret agent/cowboy/astro-naut · Saving the world slowly, but surely at a sustainable de-

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sign software company · Saving to buy a house, looking for my prince · Saving up for an rv so I can travel for a couple years · Saving up money, waiting to get called up to start my real career · Saving up money to go to Australia to visit my family · Saving up to travel · Saying “Yikes · Saying things and doing stuff · Saying yes · Schooling and living life day by day · Searching for alien life · Searching for a nice girl · Search-ing for experiences · Searching for meaningful things in life · searching for mr. right lol · searching for my ave-dor · Searching for peace, hope and love on a daily basis · Se-curing it by means of my career · Securing the assets of the Nez Perce tribal enterprises · Seeing where the wind takes me, most likely to become a firefighter, weather it’s in the US or in europe · Seeking knowledge · Seeking opportunity and adventure, or lazing on the couch with no intention of mov-ing · Seeking out kindred spirits / keeping up with gossip from friends / family via the internet [10 · Seeking out others who value a positive and vibrant lifestyle · Seeking the pres-ent · Selling chemicals on a daily basis, no seriously ask me about it · Selling Chocolate · Selling sextoys · selling shoes, helping at a gallery, full time cat mom · Selling trophies · serv-ing and goin’ to film school · Serving Bushwick when I have to · Serving guests and living off tips, living the American dream · Serving in the military, paying the bills and waiting for the next assignment wherever they want to send me · Serv-ing in the united states army reserves · Setting goals for my-self and working hard to make them happen · Setting myself up for future success · Setting off on a new adventure - going to change the world · Setting up shows including all sorts of benefits for several different charities · Settling into my new home · Sharpening my skills, to pay my bills · Shooting mov-ies, making music, looking at things · Shooting rock-stars · Simplifying it · Singing in the shower · Sitting still for long makes me anxious, yet I still find myself trying to nap whenever possible · Skating the coastline everyday I can · Smashing the patriarchy · Smiling , Surrounding myself with good people , being where I choose to be , working , and relaxing · Smiling and beguiling · Smiling more · Smoking

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cigs n weed chillin eating · Smoking on the low · Socializing with my friends on the weekends · Solving interesting prob-lems, eating great food, drinking great beer, exploring new territory · Solving proprioceptive puzzles · Something alcohol related · something called litigation consulting · Something has to change, so which will be first: new girlfriend, house, job or country · Something much much better than the last one · Something to come back to if I ever decide to go away again · Songwriting and making music--I stay very, very busy · sorting things out · Spending a lot of time at the hospi-tal aka the place I go to work and earn money · Spending a lot of time in the weight room, both for work and pleasure · Spend-ing an absurd amount of time answering questions on Ya-hoo · Spending it, hoping I don’t expire before I even get placed on the shelf · Spending most of my time in NYC and loving it · Spending quality time with my friends · Spending time with family, playing music, going to Pine Point, snow-boarding, ping pong, and lifting, among other things · Spend-ing time with family and friends, small business owner, fash-ion designer, yoga, running, cooking, dining out, dancing, sketching · Spending time with family and friends · Spending time with family and friends enjoying every minute of my life and trying to find that special someone to enjoy the rest of it with · Spending time with my favorite people · Spending time with my friends · Spending time with my wife is a near-con-stant - she would have to approve of anyone that I see, male or female · Spending time with the best people on this earth, my family and friends · Spending too much time on satirical news pages · Spending too much time with my head in the clouds · spending way too much of it on the internet (i blame twitter, follow me @internetsmoking) · Spewing out words with my fingers for money · Spinning around on a dancefloor sloshing a drink about [8 · Spinning my wheels at the moment but working towards another run as an entrepreneur in the near future · Splitting my time between Brooklyn, New York and Jackson, Wyoming · spoiling it with joy · spreading it with marmite and avocado while ironing in my underwear · stak-ing out my spot on this here rock · Staring over · Staring up at

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the sky when i walk in the the city so i bump into as many peo-ple as possible hehehe new yorkers hate that crap · Starting 3rd year soon · Starting a bakery · Starting a business is really tough work- still hunting for that balance of work and play that satisfies both sides of who I am · Starting a master’s pro-gram at USC in fall ‘14, in the mean time working & enjoying my fleeting free time · Starting a new career as a plumber im a first year apprentice learning the construction side of plumb-ing · Starting a new chapter in my life, working, and going to the gym · Starting a new chapter of my life in the air ~~~ Lov-ing it · Starting a new life · Starting a new phase of my life as being single · Starting a phd program at some point, hopefully for paleolithic or paleoindian archaeology · Starting Bon-sai · Starting business with a college friend in Phnom Penh · Starting fresh and making the most out of every situa-tion · Starting in a job in the financial industry · Starting it over, for the most part · Starting MBA classes at Ford-ham · Starting my business and lots of hard work · Starting my career · starting my first full time job after college and looking for the perfect yoga studio · Starting my own company has made me realize that money is not everything · Starting out my career in aviation and finance, and very much enjoying it · Starting over · Starting over Looking to try new things · Starting School on Monday for Medical Assist-ing · Starting to figure out that it’s a deal breaker for some so might as well get it out of the way · Starting up again in fi-nance again in SF at the end of this month and waking up at 3am every day · Starting with Ballet and tap · Starving hence “starving artist” as my occupation · starving my ego, feeding my soul · Staying active and finding ways to laugh · Staying afloat · staying alive · Staying focused on my goals while trying to explore new places and have new experiences in the pro-cess · Staying in shape, trying to break through the 155lb threshold but seems like I hit a wall, more protein · staying positive, in a global recession, playing lawn tennis and spend-ing money when i am not saving · Striving for a balance of the responsibilities and my multitudes of interests · Striving for happiness, success and greatness · Striving hard to establish

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my career · Striving to be a better person · Striving to expand my surrogate family and make a Home while maintaining a transient lifestyle, if this is indeed possible · striving to figure things out trying not to figure stuff out · Studying all day every day · Studying and grading papers · Studying and having fun · Studying and moving to Stuttgart this year · Studying and part time art teacher · Studying and saving for trav-els · Studying and working · Studying and working · Studying and working · studying architecture in Unisinos( Sao Leopol-do-RS) · Studying at App State, working to support spending habits, eating lots of string cheese, drinking lots of cheap wine · Studying at college, Studying A levels in General Stud-ies, Psychology and biology · Studying at Leiden Universi-ty · studying atm · studying at NYU, exploring the world, meeting people · Studying automation engineering · Studying BIt at Virginia tech · Studying book publishing, yay · Study-ing Business, graduating May 2015, and in hopes to find a long term career with someone special · Studying business admin-istration and working · Studying business at College of Charleston, surf every chance I get, traveling with my best friend, planning to start my own business one day · Studying but also working on most weekends · Studying computer Sci-ence atm · Studying computer science at Reading universi-ty · Studying computer science at the VU · Studying consumes most of my time during the school year so that’s not much fun · Studying currently · Studying dentistry at NYU Wonder-ing what my life will be like 5 years from now · Studying educa-tion and psychology, i want to work with special needs chil-dren · Studying electrical engineering at RHIt · Studying electronics and rocket surgery and computer stuff · Studying finance · Studying for a Law Degree, Building websites and be-ing human · Studying for Music therapy, working as a bar tender part-time · Studying for my BA and doing organizing and advocacy work around economic and environmental jus-tice on my campus and in San Diego area · Studying for the bar exam over the summer, start work in September · Study-ing for the CFA · Studying French · Studying graphic design and yeaaaaaaah · Studying hard to have a good job in the fu-

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ture · Studying health and fitness · Studying Hospitality Man-agement at college · Studying in college so I won’t starve in the future · studying Korean at Sogang University until May · Studying Literature and History, as well as being an ac-tress (film/theatre) when I can · Studying medicine and enjoy-ing free time as it comes · Studying Medicine in London, and just about getting through by the skin of my teeth · Studying medicine to eventually become a doctor · Studying microbiol-ogy · Studying Musical Production and working at a online store selling musical instruments and audio pro · Studying my ass off · Studying n shit · Studying nursing at WCU · studying photography · Studying Political science @ Umeå Universi-ty · Studying Politics and International Relations, going out, travelling and excessive shopping · Studying Professional Writing and Public Relations · Studying psychology and busi-ness · Studying random things about random people at ran-dom locations in random times, but not randomly · Studying Spanish · Studying Surveying · Studying the art of dentistry, and getting to know New York City a little more each day · Studying to be a good law student next semester · Study-ing to be a High School History teacher with a little writing and coaching on the side · Studying to be an LPN at eCPI · studying to be a physical therapist · Studying to become a lawyer and running my fraternity · Studying to become psy-chologist · studying towards my Psychology degree, when not procrastinating · stuying chemistry at Hobart and William Smith · Styling and working on my own clothing line · suc-ceeding · Suffering from success, mocking DJ Kahled, listen-ing to records in my room, being an advocate for women’s re-productive health · Surfing when there are waves · Surviving and being a good father and being happy · Surviving at the moment · Swearing too much · Swimming is especially thera-peutic for working as a mover · taking a break from college, working and saving money · taking a break from getting my bachelors degree in business management and I am also a full time hair stylist · taking a break from school for bout a year and hoping to find what I wanna do with my life · taking a break from school to work · taking advantage of the fact that I

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am commitment free and can pick up and travel any-where · taking a hiatus from school and working at a super-market · taking a hiatus on work after being on the road con-stantly, looking for that one thing that will make me sit still · taking Automotive engineering at Mindanao State Uni-versity-IIt · taking care of my 5 year old daughter · taking care of my boys and working · taking care of my daugh-ter · taking care of my daughter · taking care of my garden and vegetables · taking care of my kids and working · taking care of my responsibilities......n also motherless children · tak-ing care of myself and my family, trying to have fun along the way · taking care of my son · taking care of my son and trying to have fun · taking care of people, neglecting myself · taking detours and enjoying them · taking each day as it comes as a blessing · taking everyday one ate a time · taking every day one step at a time, planning for the future it seems, is a futile exercise · taking everyday one step at a time · taking it a day at a time · taking it all too seriously, but trying to lighten up a little bit · taking it breezy · taking it easy, but also hard · tak-ing it easy and enjoying it · taking it one day at a time · taking it one day at a time · taking it one day at a time · taking it one shower at a time · taking it one step at a time · taking life day by day · taking more initiatives to be more social, experience new things (food, music, people), and traveling to other places to visit old friends/new cities · taking night classes at SVA — it’s really fun and pretty cheap · taking one day @ a time · tak-ing one day at a time at time · taking one week at a time · tak-ing photos · taking race car driving lessons this summer · taking selfies, that I like to call creative self por-traits · taking some extra classes to enhance my current ac-counting career · taking stage with the wildest and reenact again · taking steps to ensure specific friends obtain no real political power · taking stock · taking summer classes, work-ing, and going to shows · taking the A train · taking the leap Generally winning · taking the move to Dallas in stride, and climbing that corporate ladder I guess · taking the summer off before going to graduate school in London · taking things as they come · taking time to learn who I am a bit more before

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I make such a decision · talking about it · talking to strangers even though my parents told me not to · teaching 6th grade math · teaching and living my life with the motto WWJSD (What Would Jeff Spicoli Do) · teaching and research-ing · teaching and writting · teaching color theory and the discursive formations of chroma · teaching english in South Korea and traveling; going where the waves of life take me · teaching english in taipei · teaching five year olds/ re-covering from teaching five year olds · teaching Kids and training for the 2012 NYC Marathon · teaching math and coaching · teaching middle school kids · teaching my lovely students and enjoying my last 2 years of a healthy lifestyle change for the better · teaching secondary school stu-dents · teaching sometimes · teaching tiny tots (observation not dictation) · teaching unicorns how to thumb wres-tle · teaching yoga (jacobkyleyoga.com), writing, and trying to align with what is · tending to my community garden · think-ing about buying a beach house in a warmer climate and work-ing remote off the beach · thinking about going back to school · thinking about going back to school and study for an It or networking related degree, unless I can sell my soul for a ridiculously well paying job · thinking about how easy I can change the effects my decisions have on my life · thinking about learning a new language · thinking about my life · think-ing about product ideas that would make a good front, and struggling to gain clairvoyance · thinking about social work and then law · thinking about the future and how I can make it better · thinking about the people in my life · thinking a lot about what I want to do with my life · thinking of a plan to escape the icy cold winter of Canada, to a place where snow is merely a word · thinking to work my way through col-lege · training for as many 5k’s and half marathons as I can enter · training for a tough mudder · training for my 2nd marathon · training in traditional Kung Fu · training my cat · training to be an assassin · training to become a Pe teacher · training to hopefully get into a more specialized unit in the army, and trying to learn as many medical procedures ass possible · translating for drs · traveling and exploring

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more of South Africa is keeping me busy · traveling around, winning programming competitions, and taking interesting opportunities as they come · traveling around the uni-verse · traveling as much as I can and spending time with family · traveling as much as possible · traveling between Chicago and BK always and forever · traveling constant-ly · traveling every opportunity I get · traveling making friends being successful · traveling meeting new people living my life · traveling the world · traveling the world and studying in the most beautiful city in Germany · traveling the world as much as i can · traveling the world by land one chunk at a time · traveling whenever possible · traveling whenever pos-sible · traveling when I can · traveling | tattooing Instagram: NobleNaturetattoo · traveling 鈥 Social party goer 鈥 Shopping 鈥 Studying 鈥 Dancing 鈥 Surfing the browser · travelling across country working all sorts of odd jobs and exploring new cities and beautiful wilderness · travelling is a must for me · travel-ling the world · travelling the world · travelling the world in a panda suit, catching bad guys and bad girls, saving children from burning buildings · treating battered women in Peru · tring to find that Ms. Right so we can spend and have a good life togeather · trying 2 get some · trying 2 kept my head above water · trying desperately to become a teacher during the worst job-market in history · trying everyday to be better than I was the day before...Im currently working on my Mas-ter’s Degree in History to become a college professor · trying figure out what degree I want to graduate with · trying hard to enjoy every second of this life · trying my best to live it to the fullest · trying my hardest and making the best out of every-day · trying myself at bouldering, slack-lining and park-our · trying new things, figuring myself out day by day and enjoying my play time · trying not to become a recurring char-acter on Girls · trying not to party too much anymore but i still throw back some whiskey with friends · trying not to worry about things I cant control · trying out Alaska · trying out new hobbies, experiences and generally trying to cram as much as possible in before the year is out · trying out this app right now · trying some new things, started a new job, looking

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for someone to enjoy life with, keeping a smile on my face ev-eryday · trying to accomplish alot of things · trying to achieve life goals one step at a time · trying to achieve my “ big dream “ And somehow making some differene · trying to achieve my goals · trying to act, make music, etc · trying to adjust to San Francisco after many years in New York City · trying to ad-vance my career in the fire suppression industry · trying to avoid being Bored or become jaded at the same time trying to · trying to avoid my doppelganger · trying to avoid the trappings of the modern world · trying to balance hard work, having fun with friends, and finding love · trying to balance having a social life, doing well in my classes, and sleeping · try-ing to balance work a social life and family time · trying to be active whenever I’m not working · trying to be a good per-son · trying to be a lawyer or who knows · trying to be a per-son · trying to be a playwright/actress · trying to be awesome forever · trying to become a commedian and when I am not doing that I work in a restaurant · trying to become a fire-fighter · trying to become a millionaire for the 2nd time and keep most of it · trying to become a police officer · trying to become a teacher of all sorts · trying to become indepen-dent · trying to become more politically active · trying to be-come more selfless and generous · trying to become my best and truest self possible, while studying and striving to become a working actress · trying to become smarter is a major moti-vation in my life, I want to pass on to my kids that trait more than anything · trying to be happy · trying to be laid back a little · trying to be productive, to achieve my goals and dreams and help others fulfill theirs, to be spiritually mentally emo-tionally enlightened · trying to be productive · trying to be the best Dad I can be · trying to be the best man I can be · trying to be the best mother i can be · trying to be the best person I can be · trying to be the best person I can be · trying to be the person my dog seems to think I am · trying to be the very best i can, and make my family proud · trying to better my fu-ture · trying to better myself, a quality I value very much · try-ing to better myself each and everyday · trying to better my-self every day and learn from my mistakes, as well as the

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mistakes of others · trying to break out in the fashion indus-try · trying to brush back up on my tap dancing skills · trying to build a healthy, vibrant, diverse, inclusive community of friends and neighbors capable of doing cool shit to make a bet-ter planet · trying to climb the corporate ladder without giv-ing up my life outside the office · trying to conquer my fears · trying to cook · trying to cram as much in as possible while i still have it · trying to create as much art as possi-ble · trying to decide whether I should start a vinyl collection or not · trying to decide which grad program to go into · try-ing to die with memories and not dreams while working en-tirely too much · trying to do my best to enjoy every day and learn something new · trying to do the most with my time while I’m able to do so · trying to dress more like a hipster now that I have made the transition from Manhattan to Brook-lyn · trying to enjoy it · trying to enjoy it · trying to enjoy it · trying to enjoy it as much as possible · trying to enjoy it as much as possible · trying to enjoy it the best I can while I can · trying to enjoy life and all it can be · trying to enjoy life and struggling to find motivation to make myself head to the gym · trying to enjoy life while I’m here · trying to enjoy my 20s · trying to enjoy my and make meaning of my every day · trying to enjoy my life · trying to enjoy myself · trying to enjoy myself as much as I can without making too many future plans and trying to see as many places as I can in the mean-time · trying to enjoy what’s around me currently · trying to expand and grow a tree businesses here in the AtL , while try-ing to find time to enjoy the finer things in life · trying to fig-ure it all out · trying to figure it all out · trying to figure it all out and have fun while doing it · trying to figure it all out but currently a therapist for kids with autism · trying to figure it out just like everyone else · trying to figure out cooking and yoga and other grown up hobbies · trying to figure out Hous-ton and all of the exciting things in this wonderful city · trying to figure out how to articulate the answer into a sentence · try-ing to figure out how to be an artist for a living · trying to fig-ure out how to buy land and build a cabin with my schedule and income · trying to figure out how to persue my

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dreams · trying to figure out how to retire early · trying to fig-ure out life · trying to figure out the Wobble Baby dance · try-ing to figure out this thing he made called man · trying to fig-ure out what i’m going to do with my life · trying to figure out what to do · trying to figure out what to do · trying to figure out what to do with the summer, maybe a roadtrip or a long bike tour · trying to figure out where I want to go to school for music · trying to figure out who I am and what direction I want my life to head in · trying to figure out who I am and what I want to do with my life, but I’m feeling a little lost lol · trying to figure that out · trying to figure that out · trying to figure that out right now, actually · trying to figure this out day by day · trying to figure this place out all over again · try-ing to fill it up · trying to find a better work-life balance · try-ing to find a good grad school · trying to find a life part-ner · trying to find a part time job in the local area · trying to find as much awesome new music as possible · trying to find a soulmate, or at least a real good time · trying to find a sport I don’t suck at · trying to find a way through it, or to draw my own, step by step · trying to find a way to stop paying rent and instead invest in a permanent place · trying to find happiness and and doing the best I can to succeed · trying to find my one · trying to find out what I really wanted in my life · trying to find some good music · trying to find someone worth fall-ing in love with again · trying to find the beauty in every day moments · trying to find the best mexican spot in NY · trying to find the best sushi in the city · trying to find the career of my dreams · trying to find the perfect Manhattan and great places to dance to cover bands · trying to find the right wom-an for me · trying to find the time to sign up for school again · trying to find time for new hobbies and interesting people · trying to finish a record · trying to finish up my de-gree and then transferring to another school to get my mas-ters · trying to focus on a single direction to move forward in, instead of spastically switching between scores of plans · try-ing to gain as many experiences and stories as I can so I will never look back with regret · trying to get a bead on the ever moving target that is my future · trying to get a degree · try-

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ing to get a degree, replace my current job and move out · try-ing to get a good look at the sun without suffering permanent eye damage · trying to get ahead · trying to get amother de-gree · trying to get back and finish college · trying to get back in school and make something more of this life · trying to get back into college · trying to get back into old hobbies · trying to get better at it · trying to get better at the things I enjoy do-ing and gain more knowledge about the world · trying to get into a union · trying to get into NYU, learning mandarin, help-ing homeless dogs and working on video projects · tRying to get it all together · trying to get my Architecture degree I cur-rently attend SIUC · trying to get my BA in philosophy at Brooklyn College · trying to get my Casper white skin to re-semble something even remotely close to a tan · trying to get my crohns under control..working my way up on the manage-ment scale at work...then going back to school for business management · trying to get my life back after being trapped for 4 horrible years · trying to get some irons out of the fire · trying to get somewhere with my band and working hard on it · trying to get things right · trying to get through college so I can become a nurse and go traveling · trying to give a good life to my daughters and have fun doing it · trying to give back as much as I’ve been given in this process · trying to go back to school for masters sociology/stats · trying to go to a steakhouse · trying to go with the flow for now and see what happens · trying to grow and learn everyday and be the best person I can be · trying to have a fun time and make new friends before I die · trying to have as much fun as I can, dis-covering things about myself, growing as a person and gain-ing knowledege · trying to have fun (and ski!) as much as I can while living the busy grad student life · trying to have fun in the process · trying to have one · trying to help people without a lot of money live healthy lives and working on med school · trying to hopefully get taken on after this apprentice-ship finishes and getting my own place · trying to improve, enjoy and share · trying to improve it · trying to improve my-self daily · trying to improve myself to be the best Me that I can be, and how I can somehow make this world a better

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place · trying to improve the world Making goals and trying to conquer them · trying to intertwine public health/medicine, social justice & international development · trying to keep a smile on my face · trying to keep a steady balance of working hard and smart, meanwhile, keeping up with family and friends · trying to keep my self in good shape, dedicated to my family and anyone who will be part of my life as well · trying to kick my career in architecture · trying to learn and experience as much as I can · trying to learn as much as possible at work · trying to learn everything, trying to work less, drinking coffee, running, and reading three books at a time · trying to learn how to quiet my mind · trying to learn the most about what I like · trying to live a meaningful life with no re-grets · trying to live every day in balance · trying to live every-day like its my last · trying to live every day like its my last · try-ing to live everyday to the fullest, while striving to become the best “me” that I can · trying to live it to the fullest · trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot · trying to live the best, most authentic life possible- but damn reality always sucks the fun out of things · trying to love each day to the fullest · trying to make a difference, in any small way possible · trying to make a difference for other people · trying to make a difference in someone’s life each day · trying to make a future for my-self · trying to make a positive impact on the world · trying to make everyday count · trying to make it as a model · trying to make it in the business of fashion exploring above the Ma-son-Dixon Line · trying to make it in the world of Professional Wrestling (WWe) while trying to use my degree by trying to land a teaching job · trying to make it like everyone else · try-ing to make it out alive · trying to make it through the day · trying to make my way in the world and trying to make a fairly valid attempt at living it · trying to make new friends and stay out of trouble · trying to make room for skiing, and have a schedule change coming up at work · trying to make something of my self so i can be sucessful in the futer · trying to make sure that: fun time > work time · trying to make that money · trying to make the most of each day and living life to the fullest · trying to make the most of everyday · trying to

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make the most out of it · trying to make through my contract and then move to FL or Cali · trying to meet as many people as possible and share the journey without having any self-inter-est · trying to meet new people and make good memories and enjoy my career · trying to meet new people that can show me around and plan trips and adventures · trying to meet people online, apparently · trying to navigate the stormy seas of change...it can be really rough sometimes, but things are start-ing to shape up · trying to not take things so serious · trying to open up my own company and working as a nurse · trying to portray the image of adulthood · trying to process that I have to wait 10 more months until next season of Game of thrones · trying to put everything right · trying to re-capture my longstanding (and currently threatened) mastery of work/life balance · trying to reacclimate to city life without relaps-ing back into patriarchal ideas of worth and value · trying to reach my goals and be the best I can be · trying to reach out to my goals in life · trying to really make a name for myself · try-ing to reconnect after several “perspective changing” type events over the last year · trying to remain grateful and opti-mistic--especially in the harder to times · trying to remember how to live in the world without destroying it · trying to re-member to exercise and wildly mismanaging my fantasy foot-ball team · trying to save up enough money to go back to school · trying to see every square meter of the planet · trying to setup multiple streams of income so I’m not SoL incase anything ever happens to my job · trying to solve the conun-drum of satisfying man’s desire for unlimited wants with lim-ited resources · trying to sort of get it together · trying to spend less time thinking and more time doing · trying to spread positive vibes and help everyone into thinking the same way · trying to start my own business and become a po-lice officer · trying to stay out of trouble and living · trying to take care of myself without being boring · trying to take over the world and maybe fighting world hunger · trying to think of a great idea to start a business with, hopefully some life changing product or service · trying to throw some fun into the mix · trying to travel and scuba dive as much as possible

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around Asia when I can · trying to trick myself into seeing what’s so great about every little thing · trying to turn over a new leaf and improve myself and my life · trying to under-stand what God wants me to do · trying to work on my pho-tography, design, and drawing skills · trying to write · trying to write and baking bread · trying to write a novel, it isn’t working · trying with a smile · understanding it · Under-standing what it means to be a compassionate citizen of the world · Using my best judgment · Vacationing always · Visit-ing All Souls · Volunteering at a community radio station for kicks · Volunteering is a awesome feeling · Waging wars to shape the poet · Waiting and Looking to find for that amazing place to stay for longer · Waiting desperately for the sum-mer · Waiting for Aggie football to start · Waiting for football season to start · Waiting for it to potentially turn into a ca-reer · Waiting for my elevator in my building (so much con-struction) · Waiting for the love of my life and working hard for trying to find what I really want in life · Waiting on my vi-sas to come in line for the move to Belgium to start my new job back in paintball · Waiting on that special someone who I know is out there to share this beautiful life with · Waiting on the right woman · Waiting on the weekend · Waiting ta-bles · Waiting tables · Waiting tables at a high end steakhouse in between theatre jobs · Waiting tables for cash · Waiting to see where it all leads · Waiting to use my scholarship in Au-gust · Waiting until I move to NYC · Waitressing at an Italian restaurant · waking up at 4am for the past year and a half has been rough, and I can’t wait for my shift change · Waking up every day and catching whatever the universe throws at me · Walking Central Park is the best thing · walking the laby-rinth · Wandering around · Wandering around trying to find something to do · Wandering but remember what tolkien said “Not all who wander are lost · Wanting to do His will whatever that may be and hoping I am doing that in whatever I may be doing · Wanting to get into the computer forensics field · Wanting to get my masters degree in Graphics Design-ing, and audio engineering · Washing dishes at Denny’s and stripping on the side · Wasting away in a limbo of selling vin-

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tage clothing and books · Wasting away in graduate school · Wasting it filling out these ridiculous questions from the bottom up · Wasting it on the Internet, working, reading too much, writing when I have time, working, staring dreami-ly into space, working · Wasting most of my time online doing random shit · Wasting my coins away, 1 life at a time · Wasting my time on this website · Watching as many tV shows as I can get my hands on · Watching movie every night · Watching movies · Watching My Little Pony · Watching Netflix, eating pasta, and sending my friends GIFs of Drake dancing · Watch-ing Netflix · Watching Netflix and Hulu a lot · Watching Net-flix mostly · Watching oItNB and Got until next week, check back with me then · Watching out for meaningful clues · Watching RomComs · Watching sports and just enjoy-ing my life · watching the simpsons walking around aimlessly studying until I throw up · watching tV,keeping pets,hanging out with my buddy,learning english and Chinese · Watching tV · Watching zombie flicks in case of the apocalypse · WeAR-ING A LABCoAt · Wearing mismatched prints, drinking iced tea, writing, joking, designing, netflix-ing · Wearing weird shit · Whittling twigs into obscene things · Wishing I could move back downtown -- the south side is weird · wishing i had something original to say, but tolstoy and nietzsche beat me to it · Wondering if this section’s title was deliberately designed to trigger an existential crisis · wondering what in the heck I am going to do with my life · Working & looking for Mr. Right · Working 2 jobs and doing uni online · Working 2 jobs and going to school for physical therapy assisting so I can try and get therapeutic massage covered by insurance · Working 2 jobs and saving up to go back to school · working 40+ hrs a week being a slave to the state · Working 50hrs a week trying to save the money I need to get myself a place · Working a day job and trying to listen to all of Rolling Stone’s “500 Greatest Albums of All time” list in my free time · Working a good job, enjoying my new surroundings and everything the asheville has to offer, looking for my better half · Working a good job with good benefits and just trying to climb that corporate lad-der · Working a lot · Working a lot (same as most people, I

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guess) · Working a lot, just living like my age should, do what I can when I can · Working a lot, reading a lot of poorly written scripts, riding my bike, and watching lots of flicks · Working a lot, traveling too, not much time for me but loving it all · Work-ing a lot and spending time with my son · Working alot Learn-ing from everything life throws at me Staying healthy....run-ning, working out Being a great Father · Working a lot while also planning my next vacation · Working an admin job (snooze) while studying graphic design · Working and Attend-ing school · Working and attending school but for the most part still getting things figured out · Working and continuing my education (masters) · Working and deciding if I’ll start col-lege this fall or winter · working and education and family and friends and anything else · Working and enjoying · Working and enjoying each day at a time · Working and enjoying it · Working and enjoying life · Working and enjoying life at the same time · Working and enjoying life to the fullest · Work-ing and enjoying myself as much as possible on my days off · Working and enjoying the weekends · Working and en-joying time with my friends · working and finishing my bach-elors at UIC · Working and finishing school · Working and gaming, saving up for the future · Working and getting set-tled, I just recently moved · Working and going to col-lege · Working and going to school · Working and going to school · Working and going to school · Working and going to school · Working and going to school · Working and going to school for nursing · working and going to school for psycholo-gy · Working and hangin with friends · Working and having fun · Working and having fun here · Working and having fun in the process · Working and having some fun · Working and hopefully soon getting back into school · Working and invest-ing · Working and living it carefree · Working and living life to it’s fullest · working and looking for a better more paying job · Working and looking for a house to buy · Working and making music · working and music · Working and partying, I try to do the two in equal proportions · Working and partying and getting back into school · Working and planning/schem-ing my way to independently wealthy status · Working And

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Planning My Future · Working and planning my next trip · Working and planning on going back to school for a bet-ter career · Working and playing · Working and play-ing · Working and playing · Working and playing and running and creating and savoring · Working and running a farm and making Lots of money in the process...goal is to have a family and share my life and good adventures with · Working and saving · Working and saving for college; my current aspiration is to teach english in Japan · Working and saving up to do lots of traveling, hopefully soon · Working and school · working and spending · Working and spending money · Working and spending time with my dog · Working and spending time with my son · Working and still figuring out myself · Working and studying · Working and studying bioengineering and major-ing in astrobiology · Working and stuff, enjoying life in my own way · Working and taking care of me · Working and tak-ing care of people I love · Working and training in cardiolo-gy · Working and training to get back to playing professional hockey · Working and traveling · Working and travel-ling · Working and trying to be the best person I can be · Work-ing and trying to enjoy as much as possible · Working and try-ing to enjoy it · Working and trying to enjoy life · Working and trying to figure out my next step · Working and trying to fig-ure out this life thing · working and trying to find a special someone · Working and trying to find my way I guess · work-ing and trying to get it together · Working and trying to have as much fun as possible outside work · Working and trying to make a living trying to start a family · Working and trying to make the best of it · Working and trying to make the most of my time in New York · Working and trying to meet peo-ple · Working and trying to raise my kids · Working and vol-unteering · Working and working and working want to earn as much money as possible so I can enjoy after tat · Working an going to school · Working a photographer assistant learn-ing as much as I can so that I can one day complete my dream of becoming a professional photographer · Working a retail job while financing my education, but always trying to find something in every day that fulfills myself · Working as a bar-

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tender and server at an amazing brew pub to feed my face and inspire new culinary explorations · Working as a book-keeper & administrator · working as a commercial carpenter for those who dont know what that is i build factories hospital nuke plants malls etc · Working as a computer/network spe-cialist but trying to get out of it and pursue a tech design ca-reer · Working as a counselor and direct care worker with peo-ple under the department of mental health and, DDS · Working as a counselor at a homeless shelter to feed my soul · Working as a crafts man in a furniture company, cooking in a vegan vegetarian restaurant and helping run an underground music venue · Working as a demand planner for a Pharma company in NJ and maintaining a web design business on evenings / weekends · Working as a designer · Working as a financial an-alyst and striving to be an entrepreneur · Working as a fitness instructor for toddlers · Working as a freelance food stylist for the Food Network...and absolutely loving it · Working as a freelance photographer · Working as a Geologist for the most part · Working as a laboratory technician, while I enjoy liv-ing · Working as a land surveyor and my brother and I own a lawn mowing/ landscaping business · Working as a librarian and trying to stretch myself in the meantime · Working as a marketing coordinator and pursuing art as my passion to one day become a full time artist · Working as a massage thera-pist · Working as a merchandiser for a beverage company and looking for a second job · Working as an actuary in the retire-ment consulting field and performing with a choral group · Working as an analyst in financial consulting and just taking post undergrad one day at a time · Working as an ana-lyst programmer, fancy words to say I am sitting at a desk all day looking at a computer · Working as an au pair right now · Working as an Automotive technician (tech, Mechanic, Grease Monkey, whatever.) researching college pro-grams · Working as an electrical engineer for a construction company · Working as an electrician · Working as an eMt, while finishing up school · Working as an operations Supervi-sor for a transportation company, but would love to run my own business in the future · Working as a paralegal · Working

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as a paralegal to pay the bills, attending UtSA for postgradu-ate work · Working as a paraprofessional while taking MteLs · Working as a Pharmacist in and around Bris-tol · Working as a power plant manager · Working as a Quality Assurance Analyst for Assurant · Working as a real estate paralegal · Working as a recruiter in the fine art indus-try · Working as a sales account manager at a corporation in Armonk NY · Working as a server until I can better decide what I truly want to do with my life · Working as a Sign Maker during the day and at all other times either going out with my friends or watching a good film · Working as a stage-hand · Working as a tV producer in NYC · Working as front desk at a condo · Working as hard as I can · Working as iPhone software architect and engineer and enjoying every second of it · Working as much as possible, ready to be serious · Working as the art editor for a music and fashion magazine · Working as usual lol · Working at a big boy medical device compa-ny · Working at a bike shop for now; dreaming about what I’m going to do later (the dreaming is really applying my butt off to a bunch of places) · Working at a brand strategy and design firm, while I decide whether or not to matriculate to medical school next year · Working at a coffe shop by my apart-ment · Working at a country club as a server, making/selling art, and making costumes for cosplay · Working at a film non-profit and eating falafels · Working at a firm as an engineer while trying to hide my night job as a street crime fight-er · Working at a funeral home in town and trying to get some stuff done online · Working at a great job but also always look-ing for ways to better myself · Working at a hospital full time right now and finishing up my masters · Working at a job that gets me by · Working at a kick-ass bike non-profit · Working at a kickass gaming company in the city · working at Allied re-frigeration as a floor tech · Working at a lot of concerts and events in both cities · Working at a Marketing Firm in Chelsea, hollahh · Working at an hvac company and going to school for it · Working at a non-profit legal services firm, applying to law school · Working at a research university in the city - studying neuroscience · Working at a speakers bureau as the Director

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of operations · Working at a startup · working at Audi-ble · Working at Dollar General Distribution Center · Working at home as a full time freelance designer · Working at law firm · working atm but want to go back to studying · Working at my dream job · Working at my dream job and trying to meet some new people in the city · Working at Platos closet · work-ing at taco bell · Working at the Google · Working at the shop like fifty hours a week, riding, writing things only I look at · Working at the Steamship Grill & Bar · Working at UPS · Working at Wal-mart · Working at work and at home · Working away, it is the most difficult job I’ve had but is certainly my favourite · Working away, paying debts from school, and planning the next round of education · Working cash management by day, playing drums and making bad de-cisions by night · Working concerts & events for LiveNa-tion · Working CoNStANtLY · Working construction and part time working on and building yachts · Working cyclically as a geologist, which takes me all over the Rockies · Working day by day, figuring things out as I go · Working describes it best · Working duhh and being a gym/yoga junkie · Working everyday, hitting the beach when I can · Working for a con-struction firm and enjoying making a life for myself here · Working for Aflac....I have a degree in Business Admin-istration...and I dont see any changes in the near future...I have my own house w/no roomates · Working for a large hos-pital in San Francisco as a HR/Recruitment Consultant · Work-ing for a laser vision correction practice · Working for a Medi-cal Association and loving it · Working for an accounting firm and brewing beer · Working for an environmentally friendly company, exploring La, going to new places, and just enjoying life · Working for a news startup, doing a ton of writing and reading and other fun stuff · Working for an Internet media start-up · Working for a nonprofit, trying to change the world, and discovering new things every day · Working for a pen-sions company in order to save money so that I can go back to university · Working for a photographer as well as office work for a Bartending school/entertainment provider · Working for a real estate company that is like no other · Working for Delta

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Air Lines, getting a degree in International Business, and try-ing to figure out what business path is right for me · Working for LinkedIn · Working for my dad as a restaurant expo · Work-ing for my family · Working for my self · Working for the Army · Working for the forest service doing wildland fire sup-pression in the summer and Prescribed fire in the fall/spring · Working for the state · Working for the summer in Delaware for a large financial firm in technology · Working for the United states air force · Working for the weekend, drink-ing whiskey, country concerts, golf trips · Working for Uncle Sam · Working for Wall Street is my dream · Working from home, online · Working from home as a freelancer, which is good for the ten-second commute · Working from home has given me the opportunity to be mobile and I’ve been taking full advantage of it · Working full-time · Working full time, doing my master’s degree on psychology & trying to have fun with my busy busy schedule · Working full time, going back to school, being a boss · Working full time, growing in Christ, and enjoying life · Working full time, I am a truck and Crane mechanic if been doing this career for 12 years going to be 13 in august · Working full time, joining the military soon · Work-ing full time, learning on the side, planning my next move/s, working out and catching up with friends and (my very large) family · Working full time, raising my daughter the best I can for being a single dad · Working full time,trying to be the best father I could be · Working fulltime · Working full time · Work-ing full time and career focused · Working full time and racing and doing whatever is fun · Working fulltime and then some · working full time and trying to finish my MBA · Work-ing full time and writing exams every six months · Working full time as a bartender and attending night school · Working full time as a display artist or touring the country with best friends/best bands · working full time as a mechanic, living on my own and trying to make the best of what life throws at me · Working full time as a Medical Lab Scientist · Working full time as an Assistant Manager at a retail store · Working full time as a Quality Assurance tech · Working full time as a technical support specialist in Diamond Bar · Working full

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time as a tool and die maker · Working full time at a car deal-ership and looking to own an auto mechanic shop · Working full time at a doctors office doing oh so wonderful clerical work · Working full time at a job I love, raising my little man (my cat), and planning out my next steps to become truly hap-py and care free · Working full time at my “dream” job · Work-ing full time in the inside sales department of a titling and registration company · Working full time job playing softball n chilling with friends · Working full time on progressing my career · Working full time plus getting my fishing career going and school · Working full tim plan on buying a house this sum-mer · working hanging with friends and just enjoying life · Working hard · Working hard · Working Hard · Working hard, improving my career, trying to get a MBA and keep on rocking in the free world · Working hard, making friends, and having fun · Working hard, reading more than normal, up for traveling · Working hard, staying healthy, continuing my edu-cation and certifications, being available to help others, never setting limits · working hard, taking care of my son, saving up to go back to school and thinking what ill do in the fu-ture · Working hard, trying to establish a good and healthy lifestyle, working towards my goals and living life like it’s my last day · Working hard and being close to family and friends · Working hard and enjoying everything as it comes · Working hard and enjoying life · working hard and enjoying life · Working hard and enjoying life · Working hard and playing even harder · Working hard and playing hard · Working hard and playing hard · working hard and playing hard · Working hard and playing hard~ learning de-sign skills; know more ppl, know more abt the world; finding the road for myself · Working hard and saving money · Work-ing hard and taking care of my responsibilities · Working hard and trying to have as much fun as possible · Working hard and trying to obtain a well paying job that I enjoy · Working hard at building businesses to sustain my later years · working hard at my job and then relaxing with friends · Working hard but also trying not to work too much and miss the good stuff · Working hard enjoying constant self-improvement trying to grab life

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by the balls · Working hard every day + full time college stu-dent · Working hard everyday · Working hard for continued success · Working hard for what I got · Working hard in the construction industry.spending time with my family,Im a year away from receiving my degree for diesel service tech · Working hard like most 20-something New Yorkers to reach my goals, but playing hard to make sure I don’t lose sight of the things that matter most · Working hard now so I can play hard later · Working hard on things I care about · Work-ing hard so that I can enjoy my life and looking for someone to enjoy it with me · Working hard to further my career · Work-ing hard to improve myself and mi future, i love the sea and pool activities, sauna, etc...........who knows just enjoy and live · Working hard to live good · working hard to make my dreams and goals come true · Working hard to move up the ladder · Working hard to own a shelter for my future prin-cess · working hard to play harder · Working hard to save up money and get myself in a good place financially before I go back to school · working hard to support me & my daugh-ter · Working hard to turn it into something that’s more than what it is, while paradoxically trying to appreciate as it is · Working hard while running my own part time busi-ness · Working in account management at an ad agency downtown · Working in a company I love that thinks quite dif-ferently · working in a cubicle and it feels like the walls are closing in....getting paid, paying bills...the everyday grind · Working in ad sales and about to move to NYC · Work-ing in advertising/entertainment, but I’m also trying to pick up surfing · Working in Advertising Sales · Working in a facto-ry making car parts · Working in a hotel · working in aircraft, painting composite airplane parts · Working in a lab · Work-ing in as an Accounts Assistant · Working in a sports bar and traveling when I get the chance · Working in aviation as an avionics tech, and prepping for engineering · Working in cof-fee training with my Skip-It · Working in digital marketing, trying to experience as much of the world as possible along the way · working in education · Working in education · Working in education policy and settling into a new apartment in

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Brooklyn · Working in entertainment and very good at that · Working in entertainment PR and trying out this whole “adult” thing · Working in events at a finance company in New York · Working in fashion and traveling leisurely · Working in fashion design/styling · Working in finance even though my heart is in literature · Working in food & drinks indus-try · Working in healthcare administration now, but big dreams of working in global public health once I’m done with grad school · Working in healthcare communications/PR for a few pharma clients at a large agency · Working in hotel real estate as the intelligence man · Working in Logistics for a product development start-up, which means a lot of long hours with fun people · Working in Manchester temporarily looking for work closer to home · Working in Market-ing · Working in marketing right now but in the process of hopefully making other moves if everything goes the way I plan it to · Working in media and preparing for business school while living in the inverse of a ‘three’s Company’ situa-tion · Working in metabolic research · Working in midtown as a consultant, and hitting the stage with my band, performing stand up, or biking the park whenever possible · Working in my field, and contemplating my next move · Working in my underwear from home, or from a cafe in New York, Medellin or wherever feels best · Working in news; with trips to places like Japan, Sweden, France, Germany, and New Zea-land · Working in new yor city · Working in Nolita and getting weird w my homies · Working in nyc · Working in NYC, think-ing about the next steps · Working in NYC as an actor and fashion shoot facilitator · Working in physical therapy and love seeing the difference I’m making in peoples’ lives · Work-ing in public health · Working in public relations for food, wine and spirits clients · Working in real estate which can sometimes make weekends a but tricky but I enjoy what I do · Working in Red Deer and living in Lacombe · Working in retail and trying to finish up school · Working in sales · Work-ing in sales and making music · Working in science and split-ting my live between two parts of Switzerland (dreaming of leaving for other more exciting places in the meantime) · Work-

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ing in state law enforcement and training for my next mara-thon · Working in tech · Working in tech · Working in tech currently but trying to get more involved in New York as a whole · Working in the aerospace industry · Working in the Air Force, going to school and hope to become a personal trainer · Working in the Banking industry specifically Foreign exchange · Working in the banking sector (too boring to go into details) and spending much of my time reading at the mo-ment · Working in the business world · Working in the city, meeting new people and exploring our wonderful city · Work-ing in the city for a software company and taking as many trips as my days off will let me · Working in the city full time, just graduated Marist college · Working in the civil ser-vice · working in the corporate world and in school doing my post-bach to get into a masters program, which keeps me pret-ty busy · Working in the creative sector without actually doing anything creative myself · Working in the engineering depart-ment at a software company · Working in the environmental department of a big company · Working in the fashion indus-try currently downtown · Working in the financial industry , thinking a lot · Working in the glamorous world of the media, pretending to train for a 5k, reading about serial killers on Wikipedia, searching for London’s best G&t · Working in the hospital · Working in the kitchen and just trying to chill when I can Just to clear things up, kitchen is not slang for meth lab · Working in the Men’s Buying department for a large re-tailer · Working in the mental health field on my way to get-ting a Masters · Working in tV at the moment, but always longing to travel more · Working in what I majored in--envi-ronmental Science · Working it · Working it out main-ly · Working like crazy · Working like hell · Working lol · Work-ing lots, then gyming lots , planning a good future , don’t do drugs N loving life · Working man · Working midnights till I can dig my way out of this basement-dweller lifestyle · Work-ing mostly · Working mostly · Working mostly · Working my ass off, but partying harder · Working my ass off lol · working my ass off one day at a time to be apart of something · Work-ing my ass off to pay bills · Working my ass out,everyone is got

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to make a living · Working my butt off · Working my butt off · Working my butt off and working out everyday · Working my butt off to try and pay off all those college loans · Working my career job August-June and working a part time job to the fill the hours during the summer · Working my dream job · Working my dream job in Columbus and expanding my social scene · Working my life away and trying to become an actress · Working my way to the top · Working my way to-wards becoming a project manager in the next two to three years · Working my way up the fitness first ladder · Working my way up the ladder at Charter, and just trying to have fun with my life · Working my way up to becoming a successful businessman · working nearly full time & balancing school on top of that · working odd hours at the hospital · Working of course · Working on a B.S · Working on achieving my level 2 Cicerone certification · Working on a college degree at ole Miss · Working on an associates degree at a two year col-lege · Working on an erotic version of the bible called sweaty psalms · Working on a new house · Working on an exciting renovation, nerding out about the FoReX and thinking of my next escapade......U.K · Working on another degree · Working on becoming all I can be · Working on becoming a ReAL inves-tor · Working on being a better person everyday · Working on being a computer programmer, but fiction writer on the side · Working on big things · Working on bikes and working in a bike shop...is there anything more · Working on bringing my ideas to fruition · Working on cars, going to school · Work-ing on college · Working on completing both a half marathon and the NY times Sunday crossword (without referring to Dictionary.com or Wikipedia) · Working on deciding where I want to be/live the the next year or two....I also run my own business as a beauty consultant · Working one day at a time to figure out what the rest of my life is going to look like · Work-ing on enlightenment · Working on expanding web produc-tions business here in Lima · Working on finding the right one · Working on finishing my private pilots license this year · working on finishing up residency and then who knows what will happen after that · Working on getting everything

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straightened out · Working on getting my Bachelors in Com-puter Science · Working on getting my registered nursing linecse · Working on going back to school in January and of course working · Working on grad school · Working on im-proving my business, college I start soon · Working on it · Working on keeping things a little more simple · Working on making a difference for my future ahead · Working on making my way to a tropical place · Working on manifesting a life that allows me to operate at my highest potential · Work-ing on Master degree in criminal Justice · Working on my 2nd novel and my 1st play · working on my bachelor’s degree in communication design at emily carr and grumbling about art school · Working on my bachelors at ms&t · Working on my bucket list · Working on my career · Working on my degree to be an American Sign Language Interpreter · Working on my golf game, and discovering the best bars/restaurants of Atlan-ta one week at a time · Working on my Masters Degree in ed-ucation and teaching Special edu · Working on my next dream, defining my goals,and gaining wisdom · Working on my personal growth, I guess · Working on my PhD...goofing off in St · Working on my plan to retire at 40 · Working on my Pre Med (biology with an emphasis on pre medical requisites) bachelors degree, then hopefully medschool from there · Work-ing on my sci fi graphic novel fanchise: tRDWtR - Adapting it into a live action mini series · Working on my undergraduate degree · Working on owning my own business soon · working on progress and depth....traveling · Working on school with dreams of being an ologist of some kind or another · Working on some music projects · Working on starting my own busi-ness in my free time · Working on that MD · Working on the crossword · working on the next challenge which is becoming a pilot · Working on the weekends · Working on World Peace · Working on Ye olde A-Levels at the moment (nearly there) · Working out, extreme Sports, travelling and i think i just met the Perfect Woman · working out, living my life · Working out, spending time with close friends, and being present · Working out and being healthy/active are important to me · Working out and studying · Working out how I can fit

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Portugese classes and more volunteering in here · Working out to keep fit and healthy · Working out with the magnificent John J · Working overseas in Southeast Asia, specifically tai-wan; more specifically · Working part time · Working part time and going to WKU for a B.A · Working part time as both a web developer and barista · Working part time at a men’s clothing store · Working part time at a physical therapy office and as a coach in little league · Working part time while wait-ing for enlistment · Working paying bills ect · Working real-ly · Working really hard to be a nice guy, but i fail some-times · Working really hard while being horribly underpaid but still incredibly happy with where I’m at · Working right now...but at the same time I’m always open to future adven-tures · Working supporting my Daughter’s · Working the film/video field in producing films and television · Working then go to work some more · Working through the week, enjoying my time when I’m off · Working to climb the corporate ladder in the finance world · Working to get air assault, become a crew cheif, drill sergeant and then one day a warrent offi-cer · working to get on down the road · Working to hard, I don’t really have anything else to do with myself · Working to much · working too hard · Working too hard and not meeting anyone new · Working too many hours at a digital agency in Brooklyn · working too much · Working to pay the bills and hoping to study next year · Working to retire early · Working to save up money between schools, and generally enjoying my free time · working toward a better future · Working toward becoming a grade school teacher · Working towards a career in public safety · Working towards a life of continual happi-ness · working towards being either a pharmacy tech or a chemistry professor preferably at the university level · Work-ing towards getting a degree for teaching when I can fit in classes · Working towards goals · Working towards gradua-tion this May, and working fulltime · Working towards having a good paying job, killing big deer, finding the right girl, and getting ripped at the gym · Working towards mastering my skills and developing good life habits · Working towards my Bachelor’s degree in software development · Working towards

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my dream career · Working towards my goal of land/home ownership and hopefully homesteading lifestyle · Working to-wards my masters degree · Working towards my own busi-ness · Working towards relocating to LA in a few months time - I have a passion for art so always have a pencil at hand · Work-ing towards the best Milledgeville possible · Working towards waking up without an alarm clock and living without a sched-ule · Working trying to make a living · Working two jobs and saving money for when I start school next year · Working two jobs at the moment but planning on going to school for busi-ness management · Working until I can go to Central or South America and save the sloths · Working until I get enough mon-ey to go back to school · Working until I go back to school · Working up to being able to do pull ups · Working very hard all the time · Working very hard and loving every minute of it · Working which is why this will be done later · Working with a bunch of hipsters and paying my tuition off so they can hand me my damn degree · Working with autistic adults · Working with food at an organic · Working with spe-cial needs children and saving up to buy a house - scary grown up stuff · Working with the Air Force as an Aerospace Medic and pursuing my Anesthetist License · Working with the mov-ies and starting my life off right · Working working and creat-ing · Working working lol and of course having fun living life · Working working working · Working Writing Listening Recording · Working Zumba trying to expand my fun activi-ties · Wrapping up one chapter in my career path and transi-tioning to a new one · Writing a book · Writing a book on my grandma · Writing an autobiography, its not done yet, need more life first · writing and planning my next projects · Writ-ing a novel is my main personal project at the moment, I’m building a pretty intensive routine to make sure I keep at it · Writing a podcast with a friend, spending money I don’t have · Writing a screenplay that’s taking entirely too long · Writing eP at the moment, lots of hangups...like to call them fuckin money problems. I’m a broke ass, I’m havin a good time on pocket change · Writing film/cultural criticism and philosophical essays (journalist), doing my PhD · Writing

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for a cartoon, working on a screenplay, constantly trying to remember where I put things · Writing it down · Writing life ‘to do’ lists · Writing love letters · Writing music, poetry, any-thing really · Writing music · Writing music · Writing my ass off to keep sane · Writing my dissertation · Writing my next book · Writing my thesis in theatrical marketing; producing plays · Writing plays, movies, the occasional tV show or short story · Writing poetry (mostly bad) and fiction (mostly good) with a plan to get an MFA....someday · Writing poetry · Writ-ing screenplays, performing standup comedy, playing music, losing socks in the dryer · Writing stories · Writing stories for my future · Writing the next great American novel and writing copy at a publishing company · Writing things for mon-ey · writing workout plans · Yearning to leave a legacy of some sort, beyond ethereal advancement, I am seeking lasting evi-dence of dedication, vision and work · Zenning out with yoga

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