IE YOU NEXT IN OUR

PAGES—(WE HOPE)

FEB. FIFTH

FROSH FANCY FROLIC

FULL OF FUN

FEB. FIFTH

It's here because It's true not true because it's here.

VOL. 2. No. 13. PROVIDENCE COLLEGE, PROVIDENCE, R. I., JANUARY 15, 1937 5c a Copy.

"BUCK" LAWLER RIDES AGAIN Friar Five Meets State in Arena Tomorrow Night

SEEK VICTORY IN FIRST HOOP ENCOUNTER

Wheelbarrow Ride Culminates Wager Made on Basketball Game

BETTER BETTER BET BETTER

OPENS NEW SERIES

Rev. P a u l C . Pe r ro t t a , O . P .

Professor of Philosophy Opens New Lecture Series at Pittsfield

D a n i e l A . B e r r i g a n . P r o v i d e n c e , waa elected to the C h a i r m a n s h i p of the J u n i o r P r o m C o m m i t t e e at a J u n i o r C la s s mee t ing held las t Tuesday . N o m i n a t i o n s for that pos i t i on were comple t ed the prev ious T h u r s d a y , w i t h s i x candida tes b e i n g n o m i n a t e d . A m a j o r i t y vote is necessary for that office, and w i t h Bix cand ida tes in the field th i s cou ld no t be ob ta ined o n

The Rams and th-e Friars will resume their athletic rivalry tomorrow evening when the State and Providence quintets clash at the R. I. Auditorium. A capacity crowd is expected to turn out to witness this basketball natural. Reports emanating from the proper authorities indicate that it will probably be necessary to

o h a n g out the S. K O. s ign . T h i s a l l -i m p o r t a n t encounte r w i l l have a d i ­rect bea r ing on the Rhode Is land b a s k e t b a l l c h a m p i o n s h i p .

J u d g i n g from prev ious contests be­tween these teams and the i r records of the present campa ign , e v e r y t h i n g poin ts towards a c lose ly contes ted and hard-fought bat t le w i t h on ly a few poin ts separa t ing the w i n n e r a n d the loser . T h e R a m s have lost on ly two games and are be ing h a i l e d as the best team ever to represent State . M a n y en thus i a s t i c suppor te r s of State are a l r eady t abb ing them the R h o d e Is land champs . The K e a n e y m e n are now i n the l ead for the State cour t c r o w n by v i r t u e of the i r v i c t o r y ove r B r o w n .

P r o v i d e n c e is de t e rmined to move Into a tie for the t i t le by h a n d i n g the K i n g s t o n i a n s a se tback. T h e S m i t h H i l i e r g have a ve t e ran team and have been fac ing m u c b s t ronger oppos i t ion than the i r opponents . T h i s g ives the F r i a r s a s l igh t edge over the i n ­vaders . Y o u ' l l wi tness two even ly m a t c h e d teams p l a y i n g heads up bas­k e t b a l l for for ty minu tes . T h e i n ­vade r s employ a wide open a t t ack w h i l e the homes te rs use a smooth, cons is ten t game.

T h e F r i a r s won the cour t t i t l e las t y e a r sweep ing the State ser ies and defeat ing B r o w n . T h e y are favored to repeat P r o v i d e n c e has been po in t ing for the State game and is confident of m a k i n g it three s t ra ight over the i r a r c h r i v a l s .

M c C l e l l a n Sa t i s f i ed C o a c h " G e n e r a l " M c C l e l l a n is satis­

f ied w i t h the team's i m p r o v e m e n t over the i r p re -Chr i s tmas showing . T h e new plays used by the F r i a r s i n the i r last few games have w o r k e d very w e l l g rea t ly speeding up t h e i r offence. W i t h a vast i m p r o v e m e n t both de­fens ive ly and of fens ive ly the " G e n " is a n t i c i p a t i n g a hard earned w i n over the b a t t l i n g R a m s .

" C h e t " J a w o r s k i . one of N e w E n g ­land ' s l e ad ing scorers , w i l l l ead the invader ' s a t tack. C o a c h K e a n e y ' s s t a r t i n g l ine-up w i l l have M e s s i n a and T a s h j i a n at the forwards , J a w o r s k i at center, and W r i g h t and F a b r i c a n t at the guards . C o a c h M c C l e l l a n w i l l s tar t C a r e w a n d G a l l a g h e r at the for­wards , B o b i n s k i at the pivot post, w i t h S m i t h and Capt . D a v i n i n the back court .

George F e l d m a n of H o l y o k e a n d J o h n W i n t e r s of S p r i n g f i e l d w i l l ref­eree the v a r s i t y game. T h e p r e l i m i n ­ary contest w i l l s tar t at 8 p. m. , w i t h the m a i n a t t r a c t i o n w i l l get under way at 9:15 p. m .

B y v i r tue of t h e i r s t e r l i n g t r i u m p h ove r the D a r t m o u t h five, the F r i a r s r ema ined undefeated by N e w E n g l a n d r i v a l s . A loss to the R a m s w i l l topple them from th i s h igh r a n k i n g wh i l e a v i c t o r y o n the o the r hand w i l l enable the S m i t h H i l l e r s to procure a f i rmer h o l d on the N e w E n g l a n d t i t le .

P r o v i d e n c e after a s l ow s tar t has come a long fast, and i n t h e i r last three games against A s s u m p t i o n . D a r t m o u t h , and L o w e l l , r e spec t ive ly have been wel l -n ight i n v i n c i b l e . The sca lp ing of the Indians at H a n o v e r p roved tha t the F r i a r s have one of the finest qu in te t s in the Eas t .

the first ba l lo t , w h i c h was he ld on last M o n d a y . T h r e e of the asp i ran t s were e l i m i n a t e d i n th i s first bal lot , a n d on t h e second ba l lo t w h i e h fo l ­lowed i m m e d i a t e l y a dead lock resul t ­ed b e t w e e n the runner-up candida tes , D a n i e l B e r r i g a n and T h o m a s D u r n i n . each p o l l i n g 25 voteB, w i t h J o h n F a n ­n i n g first p o l l i n g 32 votes . It was moved and c a r r i e d that fur ther bal-l o t t i n g be pos tponed u n t i l the next day, Tuesday , to enable the voters to r econs ide r t h e i r dec i s ions .

In the first ba l lo t o n T u e s d a y T h o m ­as D u r n i n was e l imina t ed , a n d two

(Con t inued on P a g e 6, C o l . 3)

FATHER GEORGES LAYS THEORIES OF COMMUNISM Religion not 'Opium of The People,' " Speaker Avers. New Series

Considered

ie T h o m i s t i c Ins t i tu t e of P i o v i -e Co l l ege w i l l s p o n s o r a second •s of t a l k s on c u r r e n t s o c i a l prob-I, it was a n n o u n c e d after the f i rs t « of five l ec tu re s h a d been corn­ed l a s t S u n d a y a f te rnoon . T h e ing address was d e l i v e r e d i n k ins H a l l by the R e v . I r v i n g A . Georges. O . P . . professor of p h i l o s o p h y .

spoke on the subject , " R e l i g i o n ' s ponse to C o m m u n i s m . "

T h e " O p i u m " S l a n d e r Hacking the M a r x i a n theory that , l i g ion i s the o p i u m of the people ," Georges sa id , " C o m m u n i s m has

ight the t i m e for ano the r Chr i s t -crusade, not to P a l e s t i n e , as that )ur forefa thers , but to M o s c o w . " contended that C o m m u n i s m m a k e s Sta te , not the i n d i v i d u a l , the cen-of i t s thought . R e f e r r i n g to the :mun i s t i c t heo ry , he sa id , " S u c h (jsophy i s an e n s l a v e m e n t r a t h e r

an e m a n c i p a t i o n . It confe rs on

Sta te c o m p l e t e and u n m i t i g a t e d er, w h i c h i m p l i e s d r a s t i c a n d r i g i d :erarance t o w a r d n a t u r a l r igh t s p r i v i l e g e s . U l t i m a t e l y , i t is the

•ression. a n d absolu te p a r a l y s i s of nobles t p o t e n t i a l i t i e s of h u m a n re."

C h r i s t i a n P e r s p e c t i v e h r i s t i a r i i t y , " he c o n t i n u e d " cen -i ts s o c i a l thought p r i m a r i l y up-

he h u m a n i n d i v i d u a l . It con tem­ns m a n i n the p len t i t ude of h is ona l i t y . In C h r i s t i a n pe r spec t i ve

is . first of a l l , a c rea tu re of G o d , mpos i te of body and sou l , with an l a l d e s t i n y . A s a c r ea tu re o f G o d ,

: i n g the i m a g e of h is M a k e r , m a n i d ign i f i ed be ing . A s a c rea tu re of I he possesses a her i t age of G o d -sn r i g h t s , such as the r i gh t of l i f e ,

r igh t of happiness , the r igh t to ry. the r i gh t to have c h i l d r e n ,

r i gh t of p r i v a t e o w n e r s h i p , the it to w o r s h i p h is G o d . A n d these its pos tu la te c o r r e l a t i v e ob l iga -

C b r i a t i a n i t y is , therefore , intense-j e r s o n a l i s t i c i n i ts s o c i a l perspec-- T h e i n d i v i d u a l is of grea te r im-n than the Sta te . F o r the Sta te is i n d e n t upon i n d i v i d u a l s and has

exis tence apar t f rom t h e m . In t r words before m a n is a m e m b e r the Sta te , he is a h u m a n be ing , a Bture of God, w i t h pe r sona l r igh t s 1 p r i v i l e g e s . T h u s a c c o r d i n g to ristian p h i l o s o p h y the Sta te ex i s t s

man and not m a n for the State ,— irofound, r a d i c a l p r i n c i p l e i n s o c i a l losopby."

F u t u r e Lectures The address b rough t to a c o n c l u s i o n B ser ies of l ec tu res w h i c h were un-r the persona l d i r e c t i o n of R e v . Arthur H . C h a n d l e r . O .P . , D e a n of idles, and w h i c h had r e c e i v e d the proval of the M o s t R e v . F r a n c i s P . Keough, D .D. . B i s h o p of P r o v i d e n c e . FY. C h a n d l e r spoke b r i e f l y af ter the i.'ture a n d on behal f of the facu l ty d h i m s e l f expressed t h a n k s to a l l ho had at tended the ser ies a n d re-ested a l l i n favor o f a future ser ies

mai l a ca rd to F a t h e r R . E . B r e n -an, O .P . , c h a i r m a n of the T h o m i s t i c atitute, and to suggest top ics for the t i re ser ies .

Dan ie l A . B e r r i g a n

BERRIGAN HEADS PROM COMMITTEE Important Traditional So­

cial Function Will be Held Early in April

dence as j o u r n a l i s m could pray for, r e su l t i ng i n issue N o . 13 a n d F r i d a y the 13th both f a l l i n g on the same day. but the staff muffed the go lden oppor­tun i ty . T h e to ta l space g iven over to the s to ry at that t ime was 1% inches of m e a t y m a t e r i a l w h i c h was as g h o u l i s h a n d h a i r r a i s i n g as read­ing " S c o w l " w i t h E . R i l e y H u g h e s . (I 'm just ge t t ing even for some of the c r a c k s he made last week about the 10 wors t s tor ies of the year 1936. In­c iden t a l l y . I led the league w i t h a per­centage of .400.)

The supers t i t ious ones w i l l t ake (Con t inued o n Page 4, C o l . 4)

Superstition Stalks Students As 13th Issue Presages Disaster

Sports Editor to Give I Talisman as Tokens

of Good Will

T h e s tudents of the co l l ege are of­fered a "double fea tu re" th rea t for the week insofa r as this Is p u b l i c a t i o n N o . 13 of the c u r r e n t year and to­day is Just so m u c h h o k u m but see­i n g as today wasn ' t F r i d a y the 13th, s o m e t h i n g h a d to be subs t i tu ted . H e n c e the co ined day of i l l o m e n .

L a s t year the p u b l i s h i n g ca lendar and the moon co l l abora ted a n d pre­sented the staff w i t h as fine a eolncf-

"To the victor belongs the spoils." Only in this case the spoils didn't happen to be loot but rather the fulfilling of a wager-promise. It all started when Leo Miller bet Bill Lawler that R. I. State's point-a-minute basketball five would defeat the Spring-

, f ield Indians . A s both boys were a ' l i t t l e shor t f i nanc i a l l y at the t ime .

<most co l l ege m e n are I each agreed to t rund le the w i n n e r d o w n the m a i n d r i v e w a y to R i v e r A v e . a n d up the d r i v e w a y a g a i n i n a w h e e l b a r r o w .

H o w the Sp r ing f i e ld Ind ians t omi -b a w k e d the R . I. R a m s is h i s to ry . T h e Sta te point-a-minute men s t acked up aga ins t an opponent that ca red l i t t l e for c h r o n o l o g i c a l s c o r i n g a n d even less for the r epu ta t ion . T h e M i n u t e M e n . u n l i k e t h e i r n a m e s a k e s i m m o r t a l i z e d i n L o n g f e l l o w ' s " P a u l R e v e r e s R i d e " , d id not fare w e l l but they must have felt l i k e those hero 's as " the Indians sank b a l l for b a l l f rom beh ind each l i n e a n d b l a c k b o a r d w a l l . "

S ta te was defeated 34-30 but what is one man ' s p o i so n is ano the r man ' s meat (to use a bi t of C h i a s m u s ) and so B i l l L a w l e r , h a v i n g backed S p r i n g ­field (not just because he l ives the re ) to the las t b a l l bea r ing , was r i g h t on the spot to co l l ec t h i s w i n n i n g s the o ther a f te rnoon. L o u n g i n g back, in the ba r row, as o n l y one can lounge i n such a c o n t r a p t i o n . B i l l opened a text and began to c r a m for M i d - Y e a r ex­a m s w h i l e " R i c k s h a w " L e o . w i t h a d i sg run t l ed grunt , p i c k e d up the han­dles a n d proceeded to " c o o l i e " off d o w n the d r i v e w a y . L a w l e r made the most of h is oppo r tun i t y by ge t t i ng in a good dea l of back seat d r i v i n g , m u c h to the d i scomfor t of M i l l e r . A s the b a r r o w t ax ied to a ha l t i n front of t h e Col lege , L a w l e r s tepped out cool and s m i l i n g , but M i l l e r looked a l i t ­t l e hot under the co l l a r , i n fact he looked hot a l l ove r .

T h e R e v . P a u l C . P e r r o t t a . O . P . .

professor of P h i l o s o p h y at P r o v i d e n c e

Col lege , opened a new series of free

p u b l i c l ec tu res In P i t t s f i e l d , M a s s . on

F r i d a y last . T h e se r i e s i s part of an

open fo rum p rog ram be ing conducted

by the P i t t s f i e ld K n i g h t s of C o l u m ­

bus.

F a t h e r P e r r o t t a is . . . l a i rman of the P h i l o s o p h y Depa r tmen t at the C o l ­lege, w h i c h depa r tmen t was respons i ­b l e for the T h o m i s t i c Inr t l tu te spon­s o r i n g the ser ies jus t closed In open ing the n e w ser ies at P i . Held, he s p o k e on " P e r s o n a l i t i e s i n " om-m u n i s m . "

T h i s even ing , the R e v . N i c h o l a s R. Se r ro r . O.P . , w i l l d e l i v e r the second, l ec ture . T h e o r d e r of lec tures , a l l o. w h i c h a r e schedu led for F r i d a y n igh t s , f o l l o w s : J a n . 22. T h e Rev. James B . M c G w i n , O . P . . professor o; E c o n o m i c s ; J a n . 29. the R e v . Wi l l i am , R. C l a r k . O .P . , professor of S o c i o l o g y ; F e b . 5. the R e v . A . P . R e g a n . O.P^ professor of P h i l o s o p h y ; Feb . 12, th» R e v . P a u l C. P e r r o t t a , O .P . . profes so r o f P h i l o s o p h y : F e b . 19, the Rev. I r v i n g A . Georges . O.P . , professor o ' P h i l o s o p h y .

2 THE COWL, FRIDAY, JANUARY 15, 1937

Guzman Hall

Vol. 2. No. 13 EDITORIALS January 15. 1937

tent ion. but all through our social and moral organizations there a r e problems which would well bear the dissection of calm logic. Intellectual presentation of the essentials of these problems could be as effective as the press or radio in the Catholic counter drive.

A>ready the Thomistic Institute has begun to extend its work with the series of addresses given in Provi­dence being repeated in P i t t s f i e l d . Opportunity is thus being given to another city to hear the same lec­tures which drew capacity and inter­ested audiences to Harkins H a l l . T h e constructive discussion of Commun­ism will be brought to an increased group of Catholic laymen.

We thank the Thomistic Institute for the fine series just c o m p l e t e d . T h e people of Providence and t he s tuden t s of Providence College p rof i t ed b y the series, and it is our earnest hope that the Thomistic Institute w i l l see fit to present these same s p e a k e r s a n d others in the discussion of o t h e r v i t a l problems of the day .

Culled from the Colleges

THE LECTURE SERIES T h e success of the se r i e s of l ec tu re s

r e c e n t l y c o n c l u d e d by the T h o m i s t i c Ins t i tu t e of P r o v i d e n c e C o l l e g e is a m ­ple p roof that C a t h o l i c l a y m e n are r e a d y to r i n t e l l i gen t C a t h o l i c d i s cus ­s i o n of the p r o b l e m s of the day . In the e m p h a s i s o n press a n d r a d i o the inf luence of the " l i v i n g " w o r d is too often forgot ten , but th i s se r i e s on " C o m m u n i s m " ' s h o w s how p o w e r f u l a n d a t t r a c t i v e is the voice of a u d i b l e d i s c u s s i o n .

C a t h o l i c s of today realiie that the o n l y e f fec t ive a t t a c k o n the false theo­ries of the day i s a s t r o n g offens ive movement. C o m m u n i s m , perhaps the most d a n g e r o u s of the systems of government being bandied by modern "intellectuals." justly merits first at-

H-L KEMP'S ORCHESTRA FEATURING K A Y THOMPSON A N D / H

TrlE R H Y T H M S I N G E R S ~"7^t^_|

EVER.Y F R I D A Y 830 P . M . , E S T . (f)C/W^j

ALL COLUMBIA STATIONS ^

Established— Navemlier IS. 1 » 3 5 The C O W L I* published every full school week by thr students of

Providence Cohere. Providence. R. I. Offices: Rooms 1 and IS. Harklns Hall Telephone: DExter 4041 Subscription 6 cents the copy. S 1 . S 5 a year. If mailed. S cents the copy. H 3 " a year. Entered as second-class matter October .' IMS. at the post office at Providence.

Rhode Island, under the Act of March J. 1 S T ) . " T H E STAFF"

Editor-ln-Chlef George T. Scowcroft. ' I T M i l . . i n . Editor Norman J. Carignan. ' 3 J liustnass Manager Lawrence J. Walsh. ' I T Treasurer J. William McGovern. " S T Office Manager Francis M. Croghan. " 3 7

ASSISTANT EDITORS R E P O R T E R S E . Riley Hughes. '11 Allan Smith. ' S T John Fanning:. Robert C. Healey aLUlv1"** Enzo Fruggiero. Pasquale Pesare "ST

Francis M. Spillane William G.. Beaudro. John Rock

U » ERTI8ING ft? ^f_V

J. J. Mahoney J. Joseph Bielizna. ' S T Xm 5K" SPORTS Israel Siperstein

CIRCULATION B H B s n H l.eonard Morry. '3S Albert Paine. IS Robert B. Nadeau. '35 William Thompson. "18

National Advert is ing Service, Inc. CMtf r*~ Jtr*r#jralsf)>e

4 2 0 M U D I S O N A v e N I W Y O I K N Y .

LSI AIMIMI POUrUNS - • •ATTbC

AGAIN E x a m i n a t i o n s are ussoc ta ted i n a

ve ry e x p l i c a b l e way w i t h the d i s t as te ­f u l s i d e of co l l ege l i f e . T h e y a s s u m e a t e r r i b l e s i g n i f i c a n c e i n though t a n d s o m e t i m e s a s i c k e n i n g fu l f i l lment i n r e a l i t y . T h e m i d n i g h t o i l i s a (taunt spec t r e w h i c h s eems t o b e c k o n as e x a m i n a t i o n s a r r i v e . A n d now exam­i n a t i o n s have come a g a i n tor Provi­dence C o l l e g e . B u i m u s t we v i e w the a p p r o a c h of the inevitable with •0 m u c h p e r t u r b a t i o n ? C a n there not be a saner , m o r e p r a c t i c a l view o f the u t i l i t y , p e r s o n a l a n d social, of :he e x a m i n a t i o n ?

A s c o n c e i v e d by g r a v e t h e o r i s t s t he e x a m i n a t i o n is a measure of work ac­c o m p l i s h e d , a n d i n mos t cases, th i s purpose Is f u l f i l l e d . T h e s e d r eaded tes ts a r e In t r u t h measures of the a b i l i t y to a p p l y the lectures and work j of • semes te r . They are perhaps the j o n l y t a n g i b l e evidence of p rogres s . W h a t e v e r m a y have been the work d u r i n g the term, the examination is d e s i g n e d to give f a i r measure of suc­cess o r f a i l u r e . Viewed in t h i s ob­j e c t i v e sense, the examination is a r easonab le barometer.

But f r o m the student 's subjective v i e w an examination is too of ten a uewe-wracking process. Frantic s t udy and miduight lucubration a lmos t i n ­variably are disturbing forces for t he space o f a week. If the i n d i v i d u a l s tudent were accurately able to guage his year ' s work, some of the self- tor­ment which a c c o m p a n i e s a n e x a m i n a ­tion might be p reven t ed . But s t udy is too often hit a n d miss, and w h e n the day of accounting comes, the b o o k s are completely u n b a l a n c e a b l e .

T h e r e is no an t ido t e for e x a m i n a ­t ions . For t housands of y e a r s s tud­ents have been t a k i n g t h e m a n d no one has found a panacea . It i s a p e r s o n a l p r o b l e m , w h i c h mus t be s o l v e d in a p e r s o n a l w a y . T h i s sane u n e m o t i o n a l v i e w of t h ings m a y he lp , but it seems that e x a m i n a t i o n s , l i k e the s ta rs , must come a n d go. l o o k i n g d o w n upon b r i g h t e n e d o r d i m m e d success , as they go.

AU REYOIR A t i t s best, the subjec t o f p a r t i n g

is bo th a sad a n d t o u c h i n g one. not o n l y to those w h o a r e l e a v i n g but a l s o to those w h o a re left b e h i n d a n d mus t r e m e m b e r w i t h regre t the pleas­ant a s s o c i a t i o n s that have been n e c e s s a r i l y s e v e r e d . B u t . p a i n f u l as the t ask m a y be. fond f a r e w e l l s mus t be b i d d e n to those un fo r tuna t e s who . for one r ea son o r ano the r , f a i l to s u c c e s s f u l l y pass the f ina l e x a m i n a ­t i ons of the first s emes te r .

T h e r e a re those w h o w i l l f a l l by :hc w a y s i d e , for it has a l w a y s been thus . N o t that those w h o d o l e a v e have not the i n t e l l i g e n c e , but in s ome cases l a c k o f a p p l i c a t i o n , a n d o u t s i d e e m p l o y m e n t c a l l i n g for l o n g hours of w o r k , w i l l t a k e t h e i r t o l l . A g a i n , the re a re those w h o a re not fitted tor a co l l ege e d u c a t i o n but are des­t ined for the a r t i s a n field. For these It is fa r be t t e r that they leave in the b e g i n n i n g a n d c o n c e n t r a t e upon some use fu l field of e n d e a v o r with which t hey w i l l be ab le to g a i n a livelihood. T h e y w i l l h a v e profited no end by t h e i r abbreviated sojurn at college a n d will be better men for the lesson t hey have l e a r n e d . It is most depres­s i n g to face the fact that perhaps an e n t e r p r i s i n g c a r e e r was nipped in the bud because of mere indolence but the p e n a l t y must be paid in order that a h i g h standard m a y be maintained. It is expedient that this type of dis­c i p l i n e be kept in practice in order to i n s u r e college men of the highest calibre i n our institutions of higher learning.

W e sincerely hope that every man e n r o l l e d i n college will be with us after the results of the Mid-Years are announced, but with the many unfore­seen difficulties that are bound to arise the probability that this will be

so is v e r y s l igh t . B u t . In case that i ; w i l l be " J u n e i n January" for some j of o u r s tudent body, we take this t

Oppor tun i ty to b id t h e m A u R e r o i r . :

A d i e u a n d A u f vYiedersen . a n d e v e r y success i n w h a t e v e r o the r field they m a y c a r e to cast t h e i r lot .

. -LET NO MAN. . D r . C h a r l e s F r a n c i s P o t t e r , l a u n d e r

of the F i r s t H u m a n i s t S o c i e t y , recent­ly den ied that m a r r i a g e i s a " h o l y ce r emony . ' ' a n d s a i d that it s h o u l d be t a k e n out of the r e a l m of c h u r c h e s .

O n e of the s t ronges t forces for e v i l a n d the break d o w u of m o r a l s i n the w o r l d today Is the a c t i v i t y of those fa lse p r e a c h e r s w h o pande r to the bas­est pas s ions o f m e n ra the r t han ful ­filling t h e i r d u t y o.' e l e v a t l u g m a n a n d s t i m u l a t i n g h i s h i g h e r facu l t i e s . T h e i r object , of cou r se , is uot to t each the w o r d o f G o d . but to fill t h e i r o w n pocke t s w i t h c o i n o f the realm.

T h i s cha rge , that the t e a c h i n g s of s u c h m e n as Dr . P o t t e r a r e base ap­peals to the l o w e r e m o t i o n s , m a d e for the purpose of l i n i n g the p o c k e t s of the appea le r s , is made o b v i o u s by a u a n a l y s i s of some o f the spec i f ic i h a r g e s m a d e b y the D o c t o r . T h e i r u t t e r l ack of i n t e l l i g e n t con ten t i s s t a r t l i n g .

In one in s t ance , the founde r of the F i r s t H u m a n i s t S o c i e t y ob jec ted to the o r t h o d o x c h u r c h e s ' ideas o n sex , w h i c h lie s a i d w e r e "set fo r th c e n t u r i e s ago by some ce l i ba t e p r i e s l . " T h a t " c e l i ­bate p r i e s t " of w h o m the D o c t o r s p e a k s so d i s p a r a g i n g l y w a s J e s u s C h r i s t , the S o n o f G o d .

A g a i n . Dr . P o t t e r sa id , " . . . Intel­l igent pe rsons a re d r o p p i n g r e l i g i o n so l e ly because of the r e l i g i o u s a t t i t ude on these q u e s t i o n s ( ' the q u e s t i o n s of b i r t h c o n t r o l , a n d m a r r i a g e as a h o l y c e r e m o n y ' ) . " P e o p l e are not " d r o p p i n g r e l i g i o n . " because of the t e a c h i n g of o r t h o d o x c h u r c h e s , but If t hey a re d r o p p i n g r e l i g i o n it i s because s u c h

men as Dr. Potter insist upon under­

mining these teachings, and offering

to the weak-willed easily followed, but

morally depraved, alternatives.

Dr. Potter goes on to "blame" the

Roman Catholic and orthodox Protes-,

tant churches for "Being responsible ,

for the tact that New York Slate rec­

ognizes but one legal ground for d i ­

vorce—adultery." and for "Causing

thousands of men and women to per-j

jure themselves and swear to adul­

teries thai never existed In order to ,

get divorces from marriages that have

gone on the rocks for other causes."

A s to the first "charge." the churches should Indeed be sorry that they have made It impossible for a woman In New York to get a divorce because her husband smokes a differ-. eut b r a n d of cigarettes, or does not l i k e the same movie stars as she does. A n d for the other, in the case of the C a t h o l i c Church at least, it is patently r i d i c u l o u s to charge i t with causing " m e n a n d women to perjure them­se lves—in order to get divorces." w h e n the Church forbids divorce.

If we w e r e to t h r o w out addition, s u b t r a c t i o n , multiplication a n d divi­s i o n , the uatloual budget could easily be balanced. Anything could happen, for w h o c o u l d say what was r i gh t a n d wha t w a s wrong? D r . P o t t e r should know that if he throws out the basic l a w s of morality, moral chaos will re­sult. H e shou ld k n o w that if he makes m a r r i a g e a c a s u a l a g r e e m e n t , and gran t s d i v o r c e ou any flimsy pretense, the u l t i m a t e result w i l l be the com­plete co l l ap se of f a m i l y l i f e . B u t e v i ­d e n t l y he does not ca r e , so long as h i s loose d o c t r l u e s a t t rac t followers to h i s first humanist s oc i e ty a n d draw d o l l a r s to h is c o l l e c t i o n box.

" W h a i G o d has j o i n e d together let no m a n put asunder. '" says H o l y Writ . N o man.—not e v e n D r . C h a r l e s Fran­cis P o t t e r , founder of t he First Hu­m a n i s t S o c i e t y .

The Philomusian C l u b met on Sfl day. Jan. It. R u s s e l l Aumann 1 chairman of the e n t e r t a i n m e n t coj mlttee. a n n o u n c e d that a p lay wotj be p r e sen t ed on S t . Thomas l a Thomas D o n l a n '39. p re s iden t of tj Philomusian S o c i e t y , proposed that change be m a d e r e g a r d i n g the t pointments of the v a r i o u s commit! chairmen. T h e m e m b e r s dec ided tl the selection o f new c h a i r m e n be I stricted to p r e v i o u s m e m b e r s of u committees in o r d e r to g a i n the val of their e x p e r i e n c e . S u c h limltaq was not previously t he ru le .

On Friday evening. J a n . 8. the fl regular meeting of the G u z m a n Hi International Relations U n i o n 1 held. Thomas F l y n n '39. p re s iden t the Union, spoke c o n c e r n i n g the n sons tor such an organization a n d a) in part: "Interest in peace Is vital the well-being of the C h u r c h todi In response to the appeal of H i s H< ness for peace, it seems par t icular timely that such an organization founded at the Hal l . . . W e s h a make ourselves practically, as wel l ] theoretically, members of the Myatl Body of Christ." The t'nlon will hi regular monthly meetings at whj papers will be read concerning t particular topic chosen for that mot] For the next meeting the speakl will be Thomas Mullaney '37. T h o f l Donlan '39. and Charles Cocoran ' They will discuss the various Ilka "war spots" of Europe.

The Lacordaire Club of G u m Hall held its regular weekly meet! on Saturday. Jan. 9. Joseph C l i n : '40. in his inimitable southern a c a spoke concerning the negro quest! in this country, warmly lamenting! mal-treatmeni of the negro. Thai 1

Stieehan *3S. recited Thomas Hod tamed poem "The Bridge o f Sighs. '

F O U R M E N O N A S T E A K

F o u r co l l ege m e n en te r a restau­r a n t :

W a i t e r : " W e l l , g e n t l e m e n , what w i l l y o u h a v e ? "

S e n i o r : " I ' l l h ave a steak, well d o n e . "

J u n i o r : " O n e s teak, medium." S o p h o m o r e : "Make mine steak, but

r a r e . " F r o s h : (Disgusted) "Just let the

bu l l pass through and I'll bite him on the run."

—Fordham Ram.

" R E P E T I T I O N C L I C K S '

The Daily Californian evidently be­lieves i n teaching its readers by repe­tition. It stated Ave times in succes­

s ion that " i t i s a little known fact that polo, a game of the ancient Persians w a s invented by Chinese women."

—Syracuse Daily Orange.

"SO W E H E A R "

Princeton University's faculty wrote IS books. 113 reviews, and 326 articles during [he academic year 1935-36.

—Brown Daily Herald.

I T S T R U E Approximately gT^r of the college

presidents have come from two pro­fessions, teaching and ministry,—Mar­garet Potts of Ventura J . C. can take dictation at the rate of 200 words a minute for five consecutive minutes.— For two full years. 1917-*1S. not a Vir­

ginia Poly player was ejected fro any game for personal foul.—a youngest college student was 11 ysa old.

—Northeastern N e w s

K N O W I N G Y O U R O R C H E S T R A S

S T R O L L - i n g along F L E T C H E R at nue I m e t a n u n - K E M P - e d felK W A R I N G a G R E E N hat. w h o S H I posing I was a G O O D M A N a s k e d I for a L I G H T . Being a r i gh t G U T treated him as I w o u l d a K I N G si obliged b y S H A W I N G h i m to a 0* B E R shop a n d g e t t i n g h i m a shi and I S H A M - p o o . a f te r w h i c h be A like a N E W M A N a n d t h a n k e d I N O B L E - I y .

— P e n n P u n c h BowL

THE COWL. FRIDAY, JANUARY 15. 1937 3

Out of the Morgue Ennglish Professor Addresses

Catholic Teachers' Conclave

As the final speaker in a lecture iies on "Some Aspects of Modern i nolle Literature." Daniel J . O'Neill, a D.. professor of English at Provi­nce College, last Friday night, Jan. conducted a literature forum before ( Catholic Teachers' Conclave. Dr. O'Neill was questioned by members

the Conclave on various currend ends In literature. The forum closed a series of lec-res which were opened by the Rev. end Urban Nagle, O.P.. and included (cresses by the Reverend Bernadine McCarthy, O.P., and Dr. O'Neill. Dur-g the series drama, poetry, and con-?mporary Catholic fiction and non-tt.on were discussed in separate ad-res ses.

In reply to a question on the "trouble •1 modem poets." Dr. O'Neill corn-la ned that "contemporary poets rely |o much on imagery and obscurity." D <ever, he stated that the poetic b nas of Maxwell Anderson are N ter than the later works of Nobel

FR. McGregor Remains Assist­ant Moderator of

Quarterly

T h e R e v e r e n d R o b e r t D. R e i l l y . O.P.. has been appo in ted M o d e r a t o r l l the A l e m b i c , it was o f f i c i a l l y .m-nounced f rom the off ice of the Presi­dium th i s wet-K. F r . R e i l l y . w h o has been ass i s tan t mode ra to r of the A l e m b i c s ince Sep tember , w i l l suc­ceed the R e v e r e n d E d w a r d C . L a -M o r e , O.P . , w h o has been g ran ted sab­ba t ic leave for the r e m a i n d e r of the a c a d e m i c y e a r In o rde r to r e t u r n to C a t h o l i c U n i v e r s i t y to .-oroplele h is M u d i e s for the degree of D o c t o r of P h i l o s o p h y . A i g r a d i a ' e of C a t h o l i c U n i v e r s i t y , F r . R e l l l y became a mem­ber of the E n g l i s h D e p a r t m e n t at P r o v i d e n c e C o l l e g e th i s year . T h e R e v e r e n d J o h n T . M c G r e g o r , O.P . , a l so a m e m b e r of rue E n g l i s h Depar t ­ment , w i l l con t inue as ass i s tan t .

p r i s e -winne r E u g e n e O ' N e i l l , for " A n ­d e r s o n r ea l i ze s that the A m e r i c a n thea t re needs a t rue c l a s s i c a n d he has made a w o r t h y effort to p rov ide I f

Herbert Spencer, the Philosopher,

was playing a game of "50 and up"

with a -ni.:,it. i it of remarkable pro­

ficiency. His opponent made a run

of fifty and out In his first Inning.

The philosopher, Irritated at not get­

ting an opening reproved the officer

in solemn tones. "Mr. , a certain

dexterity in games of skill argues a well-balanced mind, but such dexter­ity as you have Is evidence, I fear, of a mis-spent youth."

The term "Alma Mater" is of Ro­man Catholic origin. It originated In medieval times in the University of Boun, Germany, from a stature of the Blessed Virgin known as Alma Mater, or Beloved Mother.

The several languages and dialects spoken In the world number about 2800.

The ambition of the average Com­munist—to go places and boo things.

The bullion department in the Bank of England is submerged nightly in several feet of water by the action of machinery for protection against fire and theft.

The Danish flag consisting of a large wblte cross on a red field is the

oldest unchanged national flag In ex­istence. It dates back to the 13th century.

The President of U. S. has nothing to do with the proposing and adopt­ing of Constitutional Amendments and accordingly he has neither the power nor opportunity to veto a resolution passed by Congress pro­posing such Amendments.

Popular belief is that Chinese go Into the laundry business because it requires practically no capita], little If any education, and an aptitude for that kind of work.

Butterfies migrate the same as birds, some as far as from Canada to Cuba.

17,000 was the cost, in terms of our present currency, to discover America according to authentic authority.

Behold the Seer

Then there was the University of Chicago pre-med student who quit col­lege in his junior year. "There's no future in being a throat specialist," he explained, "They're always down in the mouth."

N . Y . U . Bulletin.

New Post Given Dr. McKenna, '24

Was First to Enter Harvard Medical School; Also

Honor Student

Dr. John B. McKenna. a graduate of Providence College in 1924. and now a senior physician at McLeaa Hospital. Waverly. Mass., bas now taken a position as consultant In psy­chiatry on the staff of the Dartmouth College health service.

Dr. McKenna graduated from Provi­dence College with an A .B . and was the first to enter Harvard Medical School from this institution. He was a member of the football team, man­ager of the 1923 baseball team, on the staff of the "Alembic," a debater, and was graduated with honors. He was president of the Providence Col­lege Alumni Association in 1926.

A P P R O P R I A T E A T THI S T I M E ?

Guest (at dinner table): "Wil l you pass the nuts, professor?"

Professor (absent-mindedly): "Yes, I suppose so, but there are a few who ought to be flunked."

—The Regis Herald.

N E W HIT O N T H E R A D I O !

It9s a riot— it "s unbelievable — it9m Oakie at his best!

Also III \ \ Y GOODMAN'S "Swing* Band,

G E O R G E S T O L L ' S Concert Orchestra,

Miollgwood comedians, and singing stars

— and — speciat talent from the colleges

every Tuesttag night!

HE R E ' S college life, not as it is, but as it ought to be, according to

Jack Oakie! Imagine Jack Oakie run­ning a college. Think what would happen — and tune in on this notable occasion—the first radio series of this popular screen star. Along with Jack,

you get Benny Goodman's "swing" rhythms, George Stoll's concert orch­estra, guest stars broadcasting direct from Hollywood, and—here's news — special talent from the colleges every week. A sparkling full-hour show that you won't want to miss.

E V E R Y T U E S D A Y N I G H T

9:30 pm E. S.T., 8:30 pm C. S.T., 7:30 pm M. S.T., 6:30 pm P. S.T. WABC— CBS Network. JACK OAKIE, BENNY GOODMAN, GEORGE STOLL. Hollywood comedians and singing stars. Special college talent every week.

"Preiy" Oakie, the distinguished Hollywood educator, photographed in the full glory of bis academic robes, ready to dish out a lecture.

All offered for your entertainment by

M A D E F R O M F I N E R , M O R E E X P E N S I V E T O B A C C O S - T U R K I S H A N D D O M E S T I C — T H A N A N Y O T H E R P O P U L A R B R A N D

Dr. O'Neill Conducts Literature Forum

Fr. Reilly Named Alembic Moderator

4 THE COWL, FRIDAY, JANUARY 15, 1937

SCOWL WITH

E. RILEY HUGHES, '37

FRESHMAN CLASS OFFICERS

SEEN AND HEARD By George F. McGuire

King and President : M y P o n d l i l y for the w e e k is be­

s towed upon one . " Q u i e t B i l l S p i n ­l e r . "

I M y Caske t S p r a y for the week goes | to one . E x - L o c h i n v a r B e l l e v e a u .

In b e s t o w i n g these p r i zes 1 ad-' he red o n l y to facts a n d f igures as I g l eaned at G e o r g i a v i l l e ,

It seems the f e m a l e p o p u l a t i o n of the c i t i e s to the N o r t h d e c i d e d that K i n g R a m o n w a s s l i p p i n g a n d so de­c ided to adopt a d e m o c r a t i c f o r m of g o v e r n m e n t .

K i n g R a m o n the r eupon t r u c k e d

THIRTEENTH ISSUE DAUNTS NOT STAFF

Plans Near Completion for Annual Frosh Dance

Debate Union Plans Meeting With B. C.

C o n t i n u e d f r o m P a g e 1) this a d v e n t o f the 13th i s s u e as a p r e m o n i t i o n of what m a y f o l l o w i n the M i d - Y e a r ' s , but the rest , the o ld scoffers, w i l l p r o b a b l y l a u g h i n the face of d e s t i n y a n d proceed to b r e a k m i r r o r s , w a l k unde r l adde r s , a n d b u r n t h e i r r abb i t ' s feet. Bu t r e m e m b e r , y o u s u p e r s t i t i o u s he re t i c s , to quote a fa­mous c i g a r e t t e add . " F u t u r e even t s cas t t h e i r s h a d o w s before ." If the re i sn ' t some t r u t h In the u n l u c k y 13 s tory , w h y is it that no e x a m s a r e h e l d i n R o o m 13; w h y is It t h a t ho­te ls l i ave no 13th Hoor. a n d w h y is It that 13 p laces a re so r a r e l y set at a t ab le? A h a ! the spec t re of i l l o m e n r ides a g a i n ! W i t h f i end ish g lee , t h i s a p p a r i t i o n w i l l c h u c k l e as a l e r t pro­fessors de tec t i n d i s c r i m i n a t l n g s tu­den t s s t e a l i n g s u r r e p t i t i o u s g l a n c e s at " the w r i t i n g on the w a l l " a n d for th­w i t h g i v e t h e m pe rcen tages resem­b l i n g the i n t e r i o r o f a d o u g h n u t .

T h e C o w l is b l ame le s s for th i s un ­for tuna te c o i n c i d e n c e a n d to s h o w i t s s y m p a t h y has de l ega ted Izzy S iper -s t e in to g ive a w a y , free of charge , t a l i s m a n , c a rved f r o m I n d i a n head pennies , as a p r o t e c t i o n aga ins t the " e v i l eye . " T o a v o i d the r u s h see S i p e r s t e i n e a r l y t oday a n d get y o u r c h a r m to guard y o u r s e l f f r o m the un­l u c k y 13 bugaboo, because the M i d -Y e a r ' s are " g o n e r ' get y o u i f y o u don ' t w a t c h out ."

McGovern, Carignan. and Paine to Speak in

Debate Feb. 10

T h e P r o v i d e n c e C o l l e g e D e b a t i n g U n i o n w i l l meet the B o s t o n C o l l e g e D e b a t i n g t e a m here on F e b r u a r y 10. i f p l ans now In c o r r e s p o n d e n c e ma te r ­i a l i z e . F r a n c i s M c G o v e r n . N o r m a n C a r i g n a n a n d W i l l i a m P a i n e w i l l c o m ­p r i s e the t eam, w h i c h w i l l de fend the n e g a t i v e s i d e of the q u e s t i o n . R e ­s o l v e d : T h a t C o n g r e s s s h a l l be em­p o w e r e d to fix m a x i m u m h o u r s a n d m i n i m u m w a g e s for i n d u s t r y .

M o n d a y e v e n i n g the 8 n a l deba te i n the s e c o n d se r i e s of i n t r a m u r a l s w a s h e l d unde r the s u p e r v i s i o n of the mod­e ra to r of the u n i o n . W a l t e r G i b b o n s a n d N o r m a n C a r i g n a n . a f f i r m a t i v e , and M i c h a e l C o y n e a n d R o b e r t H e a l e y . nega t ive , d i s c u s s e d the ques t i on . R e ­s o l v e d : T h a t the s e v e r a l s ta tes s h o u l d adopt one house l e g i s l a t u r e s . T h e t l i i r d ser ies of i n t r a m u r a l s w i l l be an­nounced soon after the b e g i n n i n g of the s e c o n d semes te r .

the course thusly: Section One: Jots. Section Two: Tittles.

23. Compare the Industrial Revolu­tion with the rise of swing music. Do you see any reason for repeal of the Coin Laws? You do? Fine! 500 words.

24. What is the largest muscle In the frog? The zither? Joe Louis?

25. What would you rather do or go fishing?

r i l l every 2-ounce tin W W of Prince Albert

U p to the s p l i t s e c o n d , as it were , the S c o w l Tails o v e r b a c k w a r d to pre­sent a m i d - y e a r e x a m i n a t i o n w h i c h is n i c e l y c a l c u l a t e d to put y o u In t r i m for nex t w e e k s g r i m business. W h o k n o w s , It y o u pass th i s one h u n d r e d per c e n t u m (yes . tha t ' s r i g h t ) y o u m a y be e x c u s e d f r o m the mid -yea r s . It 's c a l l e d q u i t e s i m p l y T h e Supe r -c o m p r e h e n s i v e U l t r a In t ens ive Inf ra E x t e n s i v e E x a m i n a t i o n in E v e r y t h i n g -T h e E x a m of Exams ( C o p y r i gh t 1812)

T i m e a l l o w a n c e : T w o days . N . B . Do not a t t emp t to a n s w e r a l l the ques t i ons at once no r w i t h o u t refer­ence to the e x a m i n a t i o n paper . Be c a r e f u l about p u l l i n g a n s w e r s out of th in a i r — i f the t h i n a i r happens to be s u r r o u n d e d by c r i b note . R e a d y ? T h e n G o !

1. If C o l u m b u s d i d not d i s c o v e r A m e r i c a t hen don ' t y o u t h i n k i t ' s h i g h t ime somebody d i d ? A n s w e r c o n c i s e l y by p a r s i n g the ve rb " to b e " i n the k e y of C .

2. If i n the e q u a t i t o n : x p lus y equals 4. and y e q u a l s 7. w o u l d y o u say there was a m i s p r i n t ? E x p l a i n .

3. T r a c e the g r o w t h a n d i n f l u e n c e of I c e l and i c L i t e r a t u r e a n d a p p l y it to th i s p r o b l e m : If an E s k i m o h a d a b i r t h d a y c a k e of ice w o u l d i t be feas­ib le to put c a n d l e s o n i t ? B e e x p l i c i t .

4. If y o u h a d an e v e n i n g to w h i l e a w a y a n d y o u h a d a m y s t e r y s t o r y a n d the " S u m m a " handy, w h i c h w o u l d y o u r e a d ? S ta t e b r i e f l y w h y y o u w o u l d prefer the " S u m m a . "

5. W h i s t l e , t r ans l a t e it in to L a t i n , now in to F r e n c h , now E n g l i s h , n o w G r e e k . R e l a x . N o w w r i t e 600 w o r d s o n : " A m 1 E x h a u s t e d ! "

6. D id C h a r l e m a g n e w e a r a bea rd to h is k n e e s ? D i d P l a t o ? D i d K u b l a K h a n ? D i d L o u i s X I V ? D i d a n y b o d y ?

7. If y o u had y o u r c h o i c e of re­c e i v i n g a 100-foot y a w l o r a peck of potatoes , w h i c h w o u l d y o u c h o o s e ? Do y o u k n o w wha t a y a w l i s ?

8. D e f i n e : p l a t i t u d e , g e r o n i c , f lub-by, o s t eosa rcoma tous . N o w h o w do y o u feel?

9. E x p l a i n w h y the R e v o l u t i o n of 1776 had n o t h i n g w h a t e v e r to do w i t h the F o u r t h C r u s a d e . O r d i d i t ?

10. W h a t k i n d o f b read d i d R i p V a n W i n k l e l i k e for b r e a k f a s t ?

11. M o z a r t is to m u s i c w h a t D i c k ­ens Is to (a) A l i c e i n W o n d e r l a n d , (b) V a l l e y F o r g e , ( c l B a t t l e C r e e k . M i c h . , (d) oys te r s .

12. Ident K y : C h a r l e s II, A r i z o n a . K e y W e s t . M a e W'est. Y e s , we have no bananas . G u y K i h b e . P i e a l a mode .

13. i s it t rue what they say about D i x i e ? (T. F . ) . If t rue , w r i t e 200 w o r d s on " D i x i e - S h o N u f f . " It fa lse . 200 words o n : " D i x i e - ' T a i n t S o . "

14. If y o u saw a p i the c a n t h r o p u s e rec tus y o u c o u l d c o r r e c t l y s a y : (a) what w i l l they t h i n k of next , tb) w h a t s choo l is that a mo t to of. (c) h i s cous in ' s a d o o r m a n at R o x y ' s .

15. W h e r e is the s e m i c o l o n on pg. 72 of the t e x t b o o k ?

16. R e f u t e : A l l m u g s have ea r s . T h i s s h a v i n g m u g has ears . E r g o , c a n y o u hear me d o w n h e r e ?

17. R e w r i t e the t ex tbook . ( T h a t ' s a l w a y s a good one.)

18. T h e p r o v e r b " A r o l l i n g s tone ga the r s no m o s s " m e a n s : (a) don ' t b reak any w i n d o w s , (b) a n o ld m a i d shou ld not look unde r the bed, (c) g y p s i e s s ta r t mos t forest f i res , (d) o n l y one to a cus tomer .

19. W h o w r o t e ••I'm a boy f rom B r a d l e y H e i g h t s , N e v e r l i k e to s tay out n igh t s . I hope Friar never b i t e s ' C a u s e I'll bite back.

20. T h e ph ra se " I ' l l bite" is (a) b o a r d i n g s tuden t s theme song, (b) a majo r t ra f f ic problem, (c) motto on U . S. coins.

21. Write 500 words on any phase of any subject you can get away with. Please write illegibly and blot fre­quently.

22. Outline in complete and ex­hausting detail every Jot and tittle in

g r a c e f u l l y off the floor to the strai&V of " I ' l l F o l l o w My Secret Heart."] W h e r e u p o n through public d e m a n d " Q u i e t B i l l " was acclaimed President] unde r the new form of government. I

N e x t F r i d a y n ight "Quiet Bi l l" w l l be c o n g r a t u l a t e d on the polished suit face by h i s host of fair admirers, and at that t i m e he w i l l bestow upon thai E x - K i n g R a m o n , the Duchy of Pawl tucke t a n d C e n t r a l F a l l s .

In a n s w e r to the question of thj w e e k s u b m i t t e d b y M r . B. Katz W h o ' s y o u r f r i e n d ?

M r , K a l z : T h a t e longa ted indlvldal a l c l o t h e d i n t a i l s las t S a t u r d a y A . M . was b e i n g l a i d out i n Lavender and O l d L a c e by a v e r y fine f a i r fr iend S h e m a y be seen in that red br ld l b u i l d i n g d o w n t o w n (P. B . ) at certain f o r t u n a t e t imes . (I can ' t even get bal s c h e d u l e w o r k e d out .) T h e object of the L a v e n d e r a n d O l d Lace may a l a j be seen In a r e d b r i c k b u i l d i n g raj m o v e d f rom t o w n . (P. C.I at I a*J t o ld c e r t a i n u n f o r t u n a t e t imes .

T h e m o r a l i n t h i s s to ry Ben n i l B o y : — " T h e t eache r of today is tnJ s tuden t of t o n i g h t . "

Party Boys

L e f t y , w h e n S m i t t y s n e a k e d out on! that date the o t h e r n igh t to look up I r a d i o at H o u s e p a r t y B r o w n ' s , jm s h o u l d not have been so w o r r i e d con­c e r n i n g h is r e t u r n , as he was dolnf l a " L i g h t s O u t " n u m b e r . You should howeve r , have gone i n t o " I ' m F o l l o w ! i n g Y o u " in s t ead of " T e a for T w o J a n d then , " O n e A l o n e . "

Red and Gold Gift Shop T h e W o o l w o r t h g i r l s now slnfl

" T e l l U s A n o t h e r O n e , Do." w h e t ] J o e B a l d w i n the N e w B e d f o r d Shoral M e r c h a n t en te rs .

S p u d B a i t S h o u l d behave liim-se l f o r M i s s . . . . the nu r se w h o spent h e r a f t e rnoons f e e d i n g him e g g n o d (a l a S t . J o s e p h ' s ) w i l l hea r of h n l escapades .

S e n a t o r J o h n s o n s h o u l d keep awaa f r o m that d a n c e pa l ace in C ran 9 to* a n d be t rue to L i t t l e E v a .

Officers of the Freshman Class elected recently: Seated left to right, William Farrell. president and Anthony R. Sasso, vice-president. Stand­ing, William Reilly, treasurer and Peter J . Foley, secretary.

Valentine Dance to be Held Feb. 5 ; Reeney

is Chairman

T h e F r e s h m a n C l a s s of P r o v i d e n c e

C o l l e g e h a v i n ? passed i t s pe t t ed t f

p r o b a t i o n , y e s t e r d a y finished p lans

for the c o m b i n a t i o n p re -Len ten a n d

V a l e n t i n e D a n c e w h i c h is to be h e l d

i n H a r k i n ' s H a l l on the n i g h t of

F e b r u a r y 5 th f r o m 8:30 t o 12:00. "

A s o c i a l c o m m i t t e e was se lec ted by the F r e s h m a n off icers . W i l l i a m F a r ­r e l l . A n t h o n y Sasso . P e t e r F o l e y a n d W i l l i a m R i l e y , of w h i c h F r a n k Ree­ney was e lec ted C h a i r m a n b y a c lose vote . T h e o t h e r m e m b e r s of the c o m ­mi t t e e w h i c h i n c l u d e s I r v i n g H i c k s . J o h n H a b e r l i n . J o h n B u c k l e y . A l b e r t V i o l a a n d E d w a r d F o l e y are c o n s i d ­e r i n g s e v e r a l w e l l k n o w n bands for the even t . A u d i t i o n s a n d ag reemen t s w i l l be c o n s i d e r e d the week f o l l o w i n g the M i d - Y e a r v a c a t i o n .

Valentine Day Decorations

D e c o r a t i o n s . w h i c h a re u n d e r the s u p e r v i s i o n of the C h a i r m a n . F r a n k R e e n e y . w i l l he i n a c c o r d a n c e w i t h St. V a l e n t i n e ' s D a y . f e a t u r i n g a l a rge

hear t as the cen t e rp i ece a n d the cus-t o m e r y red a n d w h i t e t r i m m i n g s . E d ­ward F o l e y has been n a m e d to h a n d l e the p u b l i c i t y and J o h n B u c k l e y a n d A l b e r t V i o l a have been appo in t ed to se lec t the o r c h e s t r a . I r v i n g H i c k s and J o h n H a b e r l i n w i l l have charge of d i s p o s i n g of the t i c k e t s .

Tickets Set at $1.00

T h e s u g g e s t i o n that the a d m i s s i o n p r i c e be set at 12.00 a n d i n c l u d e fa­vors was t u r n e d d o w n a n d the more f avo rab l e idea of $1.00 b ids was ac­cep ted . T h e m o d e r a t o r t a c t f u l l y sug­ges ted that i n d i v i d u a l favors be ob­ta ined for the y o u n g l ad ies i n the f o r m of co r sages .

T h e m o d e r a t o r a l so spoke br ie f ly on the ru l e s g o v e r n i n g s o c i a l affairs at the co l l ege a n d a d v i s e d that these be s t r i c t l y a d h e r r e d to i n o rde r tha t the success of the dance m i g h t he as­su r ed a n d reflect c r e d i t a b l y on the a b i l i t y a n d s i n c e r i t y of the F r e s h ­m a n c l a s s to conduc t such an affair as co l l ege m e n .

THE COWL, FRIDAY, JANUARY 15, 1937 6

SPORTS JUST B E T W E E N US -

I. S. S I P E R S T E I N

LEADS TEAM

The in n a m lira I basketball season will open up on Wednesday evening. February 3. There are two contests scheduled for the opening night. In the first encounter the Cowl Staff five will oppose the strong Friars Club quintet. The second game will have the Guitnan I Ave. last year's champs, hooking up with the Seniors

The schedule has so been arranged that each team will play seven games. The season will extend through April 20. At the conclusion of the season the first two teams will play a three game series to determine the intra­mural champion. The schedule is sub­ject to further revision.

The schedule follows: Feb. 3—Cowl Staff vs. Friars: Guz-

man I vs. Senior*. Feb. 8—Guzman II vs. Seniors: Ju­

niors vs. Freshmen. Feb. 16—Friars vs. Guzman I:

Cowl Staff vs. Guzman II. Feb. IS—Seniors vs. Juniors: Soph­

omores vs. Freshmen. Feb. 25—Cowl Staff vs. Guzman I;

Friars vs. Sophomores. March 4—Juniors vs Guzman II;

Freshmen vs. Seniors. March 9—Friars vs. Guzman II:

Cowl Staff vs. Sophomores. March 11—Guzman I vs. Juniors:

Cowl Staff vs. Freshmen. March -6—Friars vs. Seniors: Guz­

man II vs. Sophomores. March IS—Guzman I vs. Freshmen:

Cowl Staff vs. Juniors. Apri l 6—Guzman I vs. Sophomores:

Friars vs. Junior.". Apri l 13—Cowl Staff vs. Seniors:

Guzman I vs. Guzman II. Apri l 16—Seniors vs. Sophomores;

Friars vs. Freshmen. Apri l 20—Juniors vs. Sophomores;

Guzman II vs. Freshmen.

FRIARLETS MEET STATE FROSH

Undefeated Quintet to Play Preliminary Game

at Arena

Notre Dame Rates Beauty Fifth As

Feminine Attribute Purity Given First Place

in Poll Conducted at University

It Is In te res t ing to note that beauty,

as a f e m i n i n e a t t r ibu te , r anks fifth

In the pre fe rences of the average

N o t e r D a m e Student . T h i s fact was

made k n o w n In the U n i v e r s i t y of

N o t r e D a m e b i a n n u a l re l ig ious sur­

vey Just re leased .

Answering the q u e s t i o n : " W h a t v i r ­tue do y o u most des i re In a g i r l ? " 378 s tudents sa id " p u r i t y " . T h e second preference was " i n t e l l i g e n c e . " "hon­esty" was t h i r d , a n d " h e a u t y " was fifth.

Not re Dame is o n l y two mi le s f rom the city of S o u t h Bend. >>ut most s tu­dents take advantage of free enter­tainment provided for them on the campus, spending little of t he i r mo­ney for downtown recreation. The survey revealed that more than 59 per cent spend on au average of two dollars or less a week for everything. uutBlde of educational expenses Ap­proximately 37 per cent get along on a dollar or less. One Junior and three Seniors admitted that they rpeud more than 20 dollars a week.

Notre Dame, famous throughout the land tor Its football learns and its glamourous gridiron attire, thus demonstrated that there is another side to the life of Its student body. Football players think not only of football, track stars think not only of their dashes, short-stops think not only of the hot grounders, but think

John L. Condon P. C. Cafeteria

Sandwiches - Coffee Fancy Cakes - Punch

For Buffet Lunch

H A S K I N ' S , Inc. D R U G S T O R E

ICE CREAM SPECIALISTS

One block down from the College

895 Smith Street at River Avenue

H ats ose aberdashery

at the friendliest place in town

O ' D O N N E L L ' S W A S H I N G T O N A T E D D Y

In the i r on ly game schedu led th i s month , the undefeated F r i a r year­l ings w i l l p lay host to the R. I. S t a t e F r o s h t o m o r r o w night at the A r e n a In the p r e l i m to the F r i a r - R a m v a r s i ­ty encounte r . B o t h t i l t s w i l l be the first of the home-and-home ser ies p lanned for these five's.

T h e F r l a r l e t s w i l l be shoo t ing for the i r four th s t r a igh t v i c to ry , h a v i n g turned hack the i r first three oppo­nents this season w i t h c o m p a r a t i v e eaae. In mee t ing the first year K i n g ­ston Ian s. however , they w i l l be se­ve re ly tested.

A c c o r d i n g to repor ts e m a n a t i n g from the down-state sector, the young­er K e a n e y m e n have beeu p o i n t i n g for this c l a s h and have made i t t h e i r season's ob jec t ive . A v i c t o r y tomor­row n ight w i l l put the w i n n e r in l ine for the m y t h i c a l s ta te c h a m p i o n s h i p , s ince the R a m l e t s defeated the B r o w n Cubs . 57-36, las t week.

J o h n " S l i p " B a r n i n i . l e ad ing sco re r on the F r o s h quinte t with 29 points , and one of the c lass ies t y e a r l i n g ath­letes e v e r to don a F r i a r u n i f o r m , w i l l be the one State w i l l have to wa tch a n d s top . A l e x a n d e r . L e o Sweeney . K w a s n e w s k i a n d the o the r y e a r l i n g aces a re a l l de t e rmined to send S ta te home sans the bacon. .

Friars Defeat Assumption And Dartmouth on Tour

CAREW STARS IN BOTH ENCOUNTERS

Score 57-51 Victory Over Dartmouth and 48-14

Over Assumption T h e F r i a r baske tba l l team com­

pleted a success fu l road t r i p last night to reach a peak for the a l l - Impor tant S t a t e encounte r . L a s t S a t u r d a y the F r i a r s made a one n ight Jump to W o r ­ces te r to p lay A s s u m p t i o n , and t hen made a t w o day t r i p on W e d n e s d a y and T h u r s d a y to meet D a r t m o u t h and L o w e t l T e x t i l e . T h e 57-51 v i c t o r y o t e r the B i g G r e e n was the feature of the t r ip .

A t W o r c e s t e r . P r o v i d e n c e had th ings m u c h the i r o w n way . u s ing t h e i r he ight a n d supe r io r pass ing at­tack to good advantage i n s i n k i n g A s s u m p t i o n 48-18. Paced by J o e Ca rew, w h o Bcored ten points In the first half , the F r i a r s led 23-9 at the half . D u r i n g the second ha l f C o a c h M c C l e l l a n used a n u m b e r o f n e w plays and p laye r s i n p r e p a r a t i o n for the D a r t m o u t h encounter .

In de fea t ing the Ind ians at H a n ­over, W e d n e s d a y even ing , the F r i a r s ga ined sweet r evenge for the 54-53 se tback handed them las t year . Joe C a r e w accoun ted for 20 poin ts . H i s three goa ls i n the o v e r t i m e per iod gave P r o v i d e n c e i ts w i n n i n g m a r g i n .

D a r t m o u t h got a w a y to an e a r l y l ead w h i c h It h e l d u n t i l the c l o s i n g minu tes of p lay. T h e Indians led 29-22 at the ha l f way mark . T h e s l ow start­i n g F r i a r s came back i n bte second half , a n d w i t h C a r e w . B e l l i v e a u . C o l ­l i n s . H a g s t r o m . and B o b i n s k i becom­i n g a ccus tomed to the l a rge H a n o v e r g y m found the range of the basket . T e n minu tes af ter the ha l f e lapsed, the F r i a r s were s t i l l t r a i l i n g 35-30. but s t ag ing a late r a l l y . P r o v i d e n c e kno t t ed the count at 47 a l l o n B o b i n -sk l ' s last-second field goal .

T h e v i s i t o r s took the lead in the o v e r t i m e w h e n B o b i n s k i caged a field goa l . T h e n . C a r e w dropped three

1 th rough the hoop t o assure P r o v i ­dence of a v i c t o r y . B o b i n s k i t a l l i e d 10 points to m a t c h T h o m a s and D i n ­gle of the B i g Green , but it was C a r e w w h o was the b ig gun i n the B l a c k and W h i t e a t tack .

The F r i a r s c losed t h e i r t r i p las t n ight by s h o w i n g the L o w e l l fans what a " G e n " M c C l e l l a n coached team can do when i t s hot.

a lso of the s ide of l i fe that is the sp i r i t . P e r h a p s not to a l l spor ts wr i t ­ers come the facts r evea l ed in the fresh-off-t he-press r e l ig ious repor t . But It is of Interest to k n o w that genu ine a th le tes and men of a l l -A m e r i c a n ca l i b r e t h i n k of s u c h th ings as T r u t h , Beau ty . P u r i t y a n d the Good.

That. In the days of yore S y r a c u s e defeated a M a n h a t t a n e leven by the overwhelming score of 140 t o 0.

That, i n 1907 Spracuse had the l a rg ­est i n d o o r swimming pool i n the coun­try .

— T h e Sy racuse Orange .

DINE and DANCE AT THE

M I N E R V A 13 EDDY STREET

The Ideal Spot For College Students

No Minimum or Cover Charge

New T U X E D O S for

RENT Full Dress Caps and

Gowns, Etc.

Read & White READ 6WHITE

214 Woolworth III Next to J!I\

City Hall Building i

Hospitality in Providence

Whether you are here for a day— a week or longer, you will enjoy the genuine New England Hos­pitality of The Crown Hotel.

200 Modern Guest Rooms Single $2-00 to $3.50 Double $3.00 to $5.00

The Deep Sea Cocktail Lounge

Coffee Shop — Tap Room

Princess Dining Room

Three New Banquet Rooms Empire Room — French Room

Colonial Room

Supper Dancing Every Saturday Night

THE

Crown Hotel Providence, R. I.

J. Edward Downes, Mgr.

I N T R A M U R A L HOOP LEAGUE

STARTS FEB. 3 Schedule of Games for E i g h t Teams in '37 League Released Today

Rams vs. Friars otuorrow evening a capacity crowd

witness Little Rhody's basket-classic when Coach Frank Kea­

ney's high scoring Rams invade the na to do battle with Coach "Gen-I' McClellan's fast stepping Friars, r i l l be the wide open attack of

Keaneymen against the smooth, sistent passing game of the Smith [i rs. Using previous contests be-i a these two State rivals as a • rion. you can surely look forward i fast and rough encounter replete

thrills and excellent basketball, dded impetus for the Friars Is

determination to avenge their t on the gridiron,

a Rams reached their peak last when they unloosed alt their

up fury to bury the Brown Bears r an Impressive 72-34 score in ,ine-like precision which bodes

) little good for the Friars. By ' e of this win. the Rams moved i the lead for the State court an. A win for the Friars will move ai into a tie for the honors. In a Urn to the main attraction, the efeated Friar yearlings will hook-with the Ramlets in a contest

( i will have all tbe earmarks of Sam pion ship encounter. Whatever the final result may be. • anticipating a double victory the Providence College represent-ts with only a few points sepa-•g tbe winners and the losers, • i here it looks like the Friar's sng game plus the work of their r» shooting forwards will prove

nucb for the visitors. Therein : lie the story of the F r i a r s tri-

P u g s and R a s s t l e r s

i few weeks ago Bruiser Casey | r issued a challenge to any two I .ipping the scales at 150 pounds

. der. Bruiser Casey has agreed a te on 300 pounds of human flesh i Uattle royal to take place at the 11- r Boxing Tournament. No one i et accepted this challenge. We a e that Casey is a first rate . J I . ' T which probably has some-It to do with the scarcity of op-W-its. Nevertheless there must be tv bone twisters around that have iiourage to tangle with the Bruis-

Come out of your hiding and ivtely accept this daring challenge

le great Casey.

atications are that the Junior :i i- Tournament will be a gala u. The committee is planning to fi city and state dignitaries as the H - of the Junior Class. The serv-

of Paul Connolly, superb enter-icr and actor, as master of cere-files for the evening already have H procured. Negotiations are un-f way to procure the services of I j Searles, fo rmer Brown boxing til and prominent N . B . A . official, :te third m a n i n the ring.

Red " M a c a r " McCabe, Paul Morin. i Joe Cavanaugh, all veterans of •• ring wars, have been signed. Ki­ns are now be ing made by Bill ihnler, assistant p romoter , to get Hi "Li'I Abner" M o r r e l l ' s signature

i n dot ted line A l l pugs and isters are requested, to get In neb with any members of the com-it.ee as soon as possible.

Local Boy Makes Good

Joe Cusick, former LaSalle and oly Cross catcher, pay us a friendly •It last week. Joe >is one of the ma ball players evei developed by «lt Barry, c o a c h of the Crusaders, nt is des t ined to n a k e good in b ig ae baseba l l . This is the same Joe

Cusick who collected a couple of hits against the great Lefty Grove In an exhibition game when the latter was doing duty for Connie Mack.

Joe informed us that he is now the property of the St. Louis Cardinals and has heen optioned out to Colum­bus of tbe American Association, but is subject to recall at any time during the season. He is expected to catch 125 games or more for Columbus. But I think that before the end of next year's baseball rolls around you'll find Joe Cusick behind the but for tbe Cards. The St. Louis nine is sadly in need of some good catch­ing and Joe should strengthen that department immensely without too much difficulty. He'll do.

Hockey By Harvard The Crimson sextet marred Brown's

hockey record when the two unde­feated aggregations clashed before the largest crowd ever to witness col­lege hockey in Rhode Island. The 7-1 Harvard win Tuesday night estab­lished the Cambridge lads as one of the most formidable sextets In the country.

Capt. Leo Davin

6 THE COWL, FRIDAY, JANUARY 15, 1937

Plans for Musical Comedy Progressing Plea for Musical Compositions

Made by Committee; Tour Planned

P l a n s for " S o u p a n d F i s h " , t h e P y r a m i d P l a y e r s o r i g i n a l m u s i c a l c o m e d y for t h i s s eason have been p r o g r e s s i n g r a p i d l y d u r i n g t b e past week . T h e s c r i p t , u n d e r d i r e c t i o n of E . R i l e y H u g h e s , a u t h o r of las t year ' s succes s fu l p r o d u c t i o n , is s c h e d u l e d for c o m p l e t i o n by F e b r u a r y 1, the day c lasseB a re r e s u m e d for the sec­ond s e m e s t e r .

M u s i c a l c o m p o s i t i o n s b y t a l en t ed s tuden t s a n d some u n i q u e s p e c i a l t y ac t s a n d ideas have been p resen ted to the d i r e c t o r for a p p r o v a l , - bu t t h e r e is s t i l l a m p l e o p p o r t u n i t y for any s tuden t w h o d e s i r e s to s u b m i t a n y o r i g i n a l m u s i c a l c o m p o s i t i o n , o r essay a n y un ique ac t to a p p l y . R a y ­m o n d P e t t i n e a n d H a r o l d C o n t e , co-c h a i r m e n of the m u s i c c o m m i t t e e have c o m p o s e d s e v e r a l n u m b e r s that g ive e v e r y I n d i c a t i o n of r i v a l i n g In t h e i r p o p u l a r i t y the " h i t " score of l a s t y e a r ' s p r o d u c t i o n . T h e y a re at p re sen t engaged w i t h a r r a n g e m e n t s o n o t h e r m u s i c .

A r r a n g e m e n t s for the dancing en­s e m b l e s have been c o m p l e t e d w i t h a p r o m i n e n t d a n c i n g i n s t r u c t o r , a n d r ehea r sa l s for the d a n c e rout i r e * w i l l c o m m e n c e I m m e d i a t e l y a f t e r c lasses a re r e sumed af ter the e n s u i n g exam­i n a t i o n s . G l e e c l u b a n d c h o r u s re­hea r sa l s w i l l beg in at that t i m e .

A t p resen t p l a n s for a r o a d t r i p t h r o u g h c e n t r a l a n d sou the rn New-E n g l a n d , to be u n d e r t a k e n d u r i n g the E a s t e r n v a c a t i o n are i n p rocess of c o m p l e t i o n . S i x p r e sen t a t i ons are p lanned o n s i x s u c c e s s i v e n i g h t s be­fore the P r o v i d e n c e p r e m i e r e S tage c r e w s a n d m e m b e r s of t h e bus iness d e p a r t m e n t w i l l be se lec ted In about t w o weeks .

NEW ADDITIONS MADE TO LIBRARY

T h e f o l l o w i n g a d d i t i o n s to the l i b r a ­r y w e r e a n n o u n c e d t h i s w e e k :

R o g e r W i l l i a m s — b y E m i l y E a s t o n . O u r T i m e s ( 6 v o l . ) — b y M a r k S u l l i ­

v a n . M a r c h of D e m o c r a c y (5 v o l . ) — b y

J a m e s T r u s l o w A d a m s .

C o p e l a n d ' s T r e a s u r y for B o o k L o v ­ers (5 v o l . ) .

T h e Chee t aho r , a h u n t i n g L e o p a r d found i n A s i a a n d A f r i c a , has the rep­u t a t i o n of b e i n g the fastest four-foot­ed a n i m a l i n the w o r l d .

JUNIORS CHOOSE PROM COMMITTEE

(Continued from Page 1) candidates. Mr. Berrigan and Mr. Fanning remained. Mr. Berrigan was elected on tbe second ballot. Election! of members of the Committee was postponed until Wednesday. A rather novel and unique method of impar­tially selecting a committee made its initial appearance in this election. The Moderator, Class officers, and Chairman of the Prom Committee selected from the class at large twen­ty-four eligible candidates, whom they judged most suitable for positions on the Committee, and also giving repre­sentation to all sections of the claes. Four candidates were selected from the Arts, Business and Science Div­isions, respectively, and twelve nom­inees from the Philosophy division in as much as this group equals, in num­bers, the other three divisions com­bined. Students were instructed to vote for one man in Arts. Business. Science, and for three men in the Philosophy section, forming a com­mittee of Bix men. exclusive of the class officers, who are ex-offlclo mem­bers of the Committee. A plurality of votes for any one In his specific sec­tion was sufficient to elect him. But again a tie resulted between Carl

PRICES FOR STATE GAME ANNOUNCED

The Providence College A . A. announced the following prices the early part of the week for the R. I. State—Providence College game to be played at the R. I. Auditorium tomorrow evening. A l l stadium seats are 55 cents and tbe bleacher seats 25 cents. No seats are reserved because of the reduced prices. First come first served. In order to avoid the last minute rush, students are urged to buy their tickets now. Tickets are on sale at the athletic office. The freshman game will start at s P . M . The main attraction is listed for 9:15 P. M .

Breckel. Joseph Brown, and Leo Fis­

cher, with Mr. Fischer finally emerg­

ing the victor in the Thursday voting.

The Committee has been numerically

diminished from that of previous

committees by request of the Dean,

believing that a smaller committee

will be more mobile and efficient.

The Committee consists of: Thom­as Durnin, Mauch Chunk, Penn., of

I the Arts; Leo Fischer. Columbus. Ohio. Business; Joseph Donnelly.

Providence. Science; Raymond Baker Providence. T . Casey Moher. NaaaaJ N. H . , Robert Murphy. Prov idenJ all of the Philosophy division; aal the class Officers In an ex-offia| capacity. The Committee held a shad meeting yesterday to discuss plaJ and begin preparations for the PraaJ the apex of the social season. whjJ will be held probably during the tm ond week of Apr i l .

ALUMNI TO HOLD ANNUAL D I N N E R - D A N Q

The annual dinner-dance of m

Providence College Alumni Assoaj

tion will be held at the Blllmore •

tel. Thursday evening. February I

Mortimer W . Newton. '24. Presldal

of the association, named Judge Pra|

cis J . McCabe. '24. of the Provideaa

Probate Court, chairman of the data

committee.

Tbe Alumni Ball has, for tbe pal

few years, been an overwhelms

succeas. Those interested In attaaf

ing are urged to make their resent

tions early. In the last two years tb>

dance has sold out early, and nun

have found themselves unable to tt

tain bids.

Dancing will be from 9 until 2

Aromatic tobaccos from the districts of Xanthi, Cavalla, Smyrna and soun in Turkey and Greece baccos of richest aroma

blended wi Mild ripe home-grown tobaccos — Bright tobacco from the Carolinas, Georgia and Virginia; Burley tobacco from Kentucky and Tennessee; and tobacco from southern Maryland

. . and rolled in Champagne Cigarette paper of the finest quality. This paper, specially made for Chesterfield cigarettes, is pure and burns without taste or odor.

For the good things smoking can give you.. &tfcy C^iesteb^ic&ts Coprnabi 1M7, LKCBTT a M Y I U TOBACCO C O .