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The UCSD Guardian Uni crsily of California, San Diego Volume JH Number 2, Thur",day. January ('i, 1 HH]

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Letters to the Editor

Engineers do have hearts ... Editor:

Tn response to your Jan . :{ article, "Do Eng-i n er~ Have More Fu n?," we feel a great dea l of ym pathy for t he aut hor. He is understandablv disi ll usioned \\ it h society's money oriented value system, but his \ iews w hich attempt to equate t he disc ipline of engi· neering with materialism and Insensitivity are ludicrou!:>.

In ana lyzing Mr. Ensign 's article one not ices t hat a sim pJr de letion of the firsl and l a~t sentcnces leaves the reader confused as to whom he IS attacking. The resl of the arll' cle could apply to any professional who earns a salary comparable to that of an engineer. To whom then is \ 1r. EnSIgn \entmg hl~ frustra· lion", engIneers or anyone who makl:" more than $2,DOO a mtlnt h'

Apparently Ihe author has

litt le re~pect for women. lI is image of t he salesgirl who "".wants to touch you and get gifts from you and squirm wit h you in lust and passion"." is sexist and offensive. Perhaps Mr. Ensign bel ieve~ that the amount of 10\ e t hat an engineer can show for a person is inversely proportIOnal to his income. l\1r. En~lgn's article tota lly ignores the IIlcreaslIlg number of women who are pursuing careers in engi neer· ing. Do they spend their mone\' in the same fashion as thei'r male counterparts?

While many might belic\e that engi neers are on hinter· ested III building IXJIlibs and tanks , achie\'emel1ls \\ hich make the cleaf hear. the bl ind see, and the paral} zed \\ alk could hanl\\' be COnCel\'l>d 111

selfIsh. heartless minds. Guy Buc hwitz

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.. . and they need love too Editor:

I am rl'~ponding 10 the Lj, EI1 ... lgn ,Ior~ I am f'l'all\ up",l'I alxlul Ihl' way 111 \\ hlCh engl' nl'l'J'S \\ ere POI tJ'ayed. Whal '" II'}'(/J//i \\'JI h a hlgtl pa\lIlg enln·-lew·1 Job? I. for OI1l'. \\"'llldn'l mind hi\\ ing $:WOO pl:r m"nl h to ,pend afler \\ (Irk IIlg Inrc! flJr f"ur plus years in

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The UCSD Guardian Thursday. January 6, 1983

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Ideas for the morning after

A hangover can be good for you By lWGER SIMON

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The pain of a hango\'er can be gmd for you. I I IS nature's way of telilng you t hat you are sti ll a live.

But I know you expect 'iym pat hy and ad\ Ice from your new"papcr. So. I \\ ill once aga ll1 share WIth you my collect ion of expert cures for l his hangO\er season.:

1. Dr. Philip Thorck. a sur· geon with an IIltere..,t III nulrl' t,ion and d ri n k II1g: "Hoy . alcohol reall\ knock-.. hell out of your li\'er'- And the !i\'cr is a ll1i:lrvelous organ . Bul \\ hat do we do 10 il? \V(' go out and klil off a fifth and turn into bibu· lous slobs.

"The on h real cure for a hangml'r I; \\ hal I cilll I he 'llnrturl' oj Tinll'. You ha\ e to wail hour,- and hour ... for \'our b()ch to mel alJoll/l' and de;t rO\ I h(' -alcohol. ,\nd It I~ nol fu~'1 the alcohol. bUI thl'IIllPllJ'llil's. Thl' fU"'I'1 oib~ TIll' cl)gcner~. The alrlehnk-:..!

"i\ hangm ('I' I" a fmlll of pOI soning. Then' i~ no doubl about 1111 .... ~c)\\ , eating fatl~ foods. bread or cilet'''l' will hclp absorb ~(JIllC' of lilt' alcohol. RUI Ihi, dl)l.'~n·1 Illean you can go and drink more. Thal':-; craz\'. .\Iod(·ralloll. n'odl'ralllln. Thill I'" \\ hal \\ ( 11111,,1 It·arn.

. \ gli ....... of \\ 1Il(' I ... a good Iranqulii/l'l'. Bul \,0\1 lllu,,1 rell1ember tl'mpl'riIl11e Nol absl illl'llCl'. bUI temp('ralln·. But \\ hill do \\l' do? Wl' go OUI and drink Irlple martInis. \\ake up wilh a lerrible hang· 0\ el and blalll(' I he o!J\'l'S! .

2. Roberto SUIO. falllou ... foreign correspondent for Til//(' mag<l/Il1(': "lIert' is what lhey do 111 ~oul h Anll'rica. One lake ... I hI' ra\\l'sl of ft..,h . The fi!-.h IS I hen "oaked in lelllon and ra\\ on Ions . Il ol sauce is added. ' I he fIsh IS soaked for t\\O days. No less. ThIS I ... eall'n I.\, it h popcorn and bl'er. Y C"-. I ht'\ ha\'c lx)pCllrn in SOUl h Am('rica

"Thl" curl' IS known as Ihl' 'Tnll allll('nto de (hoque.· In Norl h ,\ml'rica HIU \\ ollld call II I he Shock Trt'ill nll'nt.

"I al"" hear Ihill among unsmm\ elellll'nl.., al ..,Olll('

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Ihe clock gongs midn ight, a grape must be ealen upon each gong. Of cuur:,e with digital clock.., or clocks \\' il h no gong .... this becomes difficult. In that case. just eal 12 grapes qUIck ly.

"Then a raw egg is cracked into a glass of water. One care· full y walche ... Ihe )' hape of t he e~ \\'hlte. From thi;;, the fUlure may be predicted."

3. G ulit Cure: L(x)k II1to I he I1llrrOr and read I his III

\'olce of your spou"e: "You ,lob. You absolule pig

Look al yourself. I can't "tand Ihe SIght of you. You do Ihi" e\'ery year. J hope ~ ou 're pleased wi l h vou rsel f You look <1\\ f lIl. If yi)u e\' er do t hi ... again, I'm I hn;\\ ing you oul of till', house. You make mt' s)('k. You oughl 10 IX' a ... hanwd "

.1. T r a ell I Ion a I C 1I r l': llllt. ken ..,oup cures anyl hlllg. You can drink II. You can ",o;lk \our head in II 'r ou can \\·d ... h \'our facl' in II. You can takl' I he "'po'" out olyour lie \\ II hit. You nll1t'\plll1li, it \\ ilh \\ hIll' Wll1l' and soda and make a Chickl'Jl Spril/Cr. E\l'1l II II d()(,''-Il'l help your hang()\l'l.11 \\'111 1'('lllll1d \OU or your mol hel

:i. Lord B no n . s (17XH· IH21l Cure: .

Lct LIS ha\ e \\ 1I1l' and women. mIrth and laughter

Sermon" and soda waler t he dav afler.

i1. A not her l11ed ical cure: Dlinkll1 g causes uehvdrat ion and the contraction' of the blood vessel". To cure I his, elrink \\ ater or fruil juice ... and take aspinn. (nfort unately. another "hot of booze Illlght abo s\\'ell I he blw(\ \'essds and relll'\c the pall1. But thl'" jusl slarts the wholc Ihing oYer again

7. Zen Snllt h, former bar· tender of Ihe :\l lrage Tmern: " !'eople \\ould COIlle' IIllo the ICl\ern 111 \l'r) bad shape and ask 111(' lor :-;omething to slop Ill(' pall1. Thl' on 1\- Ihlllg I klll'\\ alxlut \\<lS \\'IlITl, ... ler ,,11II'l' ..,aucl' - no, r dOIl'1 kno\\' ho\\' 10 "pl'll it. \ou'l! ha\l' to I," Ik i I u t> - on a '1('IllOIl \\ l '(Ige.

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Vol. 48, No.2 Jan. 6, l~

The UC D Guardian Thomas Rankin, News Editor Ne\Vs Drunk drivers now fa ce more stringen t laws

By .1011;\0 BI{JCL - ""art \\, ",.,

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Emperor's Clothes continued from page 3 honest officer of t he part y, to see how the budget was doing, and if it wou ld soon be balanced. He fared just like the first; he looked and looked , but. as there was nothing to be seen but vacant CRT screens. he could see nothing.

" Is not that a beautiful budget?" asked the two rogues; and they di spl ayed and explained the complex jargon which was not there at all.

"1 am not st upid !" thought the man . " It must be my good office, for which 1 am not fiLlt is funny enough, but J must not let it be noticed." And so h praised their hard work, and expressed his pleasure at the belt -tightenig of useless programs. "Yes, it is balanced," he told th Emperor.

All th people in town were talkingof the ba lanced budgeL The Emperor wished to ~ee it himself whi le it was sti ll being worked up. With a whole crowd of chosen men, among whom \\:ere also the two honest state,>men \\ ho had already been there, he \\ent to the t\\:o cu nning rogue~, who we r e no \\ cut tin g and ba lan Cing without fact or figure.

"Is not that brilliant?" said the t wo :--tate~men, who had already been t here once. "Does not your Majesty remark on the au~terity and the defen..,e budget?" And t hey pointed to the empty computer. for they thought that the other~ cou ld ~ee the budget.

" What's this?" thought the Emperor. "\ can !-lee nothing at all! ThaI i~ terrible. Am I stupid? Am I not fll to IX' Emperor? That \\ould be the Illo:--t dreadful thing that could happen to me."

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said aloud . " It has our highest approbation." And he nodded in a contented way, and gazed at the empty computer, for he wou Id not say t hat he saw nothing. The whole Cabinet whom he had with him looked and looked. and saw nothing, any more than the rest; but, like the Emperor, they said, "That is a nice budget!" and counseled him to present it to a great press conference that was presently to take place. " It is splend id . excel lent!" went from mouth to mouth . On all side t here seemed to be general rejoicing. and the Emperor gave the rogues the title of White House aides.

The whole night before the morning on which the press conferenc was to take place, the rogues were uP. and kept more than sixteen secretaries working. The people cou ld see that they were hard at work, completing the Emperor's balanced budget. They pretended to take whole reams of computer printouts from the computer, they made great cuts at random and at last I he\' said, " ow the budget i~ ready!"

The Emperor came himself with hiS noblest advisors: and the two rO!,TUes lifted up one arm as if they were holding something. and said, " ee, here is 'ocial Securitv! Here i~ Health. Educatl()n and Welfare! Here is the J cw Federalism!" and so on.

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perlormances slarling belore 5:30 P.M. al all Pacilic Thealres; Saturday 1st performance only. Subject to seat availabil ily.

No Bargain Malinees on Holidays. Ample free parkinG al all thealres .

Cente,

ENIGMA 1230.22' 42t t·15. 815. 10 10 (PG)

THE TOY 1230 3'00.530.800. 1030 (R)

THE VERDICT 1230.3 00.5. 30, 8 00. 10 30 (R)

KISS ME GOODBYE 1230. 230. 4:30.6 35. 840. 1045 (PG)

Va • t_1 at Stadium Way

All Cenler Programs Start Fr iday!

BEST FRIENDS 1245, 310, 535, 800.1015 (PG )

ENIGMA 1230, 225. 425. 635, 845. 1055 (PG)

. Marthe Reed etched in the sediment of red siltstone ancestors of blue-belly lizards dance in triassic sand

delicate phalanges and ribcages, the long articulated tails arch up to a twining of necks

sinuous procession of vertabrae iridescence of eroded eye tip and

point their hunger at the opening mouth bones, a ritual of spines

or tongues pressed into stone unconsumed, reptile heat and flux of mating

moment of communion in the twist and arc of their joy

coelophysis, female skull that lifts its hollows to the sky the male protrusions of

legs and teeth at her throat the caesura and silent rhythms of sperm

fluvial tracings of bodies that wind and rock through each other

From Volume 2 of the 8irdcage Review. Reprinted with permission.

An Evening of Comedy! UCSD's University Events Office presents

Low Moan Spectacular's 0", •

THE VERDICT 1230, 320. 550, 820, 1045 (R)

"I can't remember when I laughed so much ... pure damn foolishness!" San Francisco Examiner

Every Day! Any Seat! Any Time - 99t .

~FAST TIMES AT THE LAST <lP~\'>1IDGEMONT HIGH AMERICAN VIRGIN

1230. 415.8 (15 (R) 2.25. 610. 1000 (R)

CREEPSHOW 1230, 440. 850 (P)

2 Hiatus January 6, 1983

HOUSE WHERE EVIL DWEllS 2'JO 100. 1110 (r~)

January, 8, Saturday, 8 p.m. UCSD Stu. $5.00, G.A. $7.00

UCSD Fac/Staff/other Stu. $6.00 Tickets at the UCSD Box Office, 452 .. 4559

All Dregged up and rearing to rock The hot little band from Dixie will perform tonight at 8 in Mandeville

By TlJII AUGUST

There is probably no other band around that so successfully combines the best of rock, jazz fusion, classical. funk, and full blown honky-tonk country into an eclectic and exciting brand of instrumental music l ike The Dregs do, In fact their sound b so unique you'd be unlikely to hear anything similar: which should be good incentive to see them in concert tonight at Mandeville Center Audilorium,

to do a number of encores to satisfy the crowd,

The band's core members are guitarist Steve Morse and bassist Andy West. Morse is one of the few great gu itarists whose showmanship revolves around pure talent and no pretense, Morse is also one of the few guitarists that tours with a guitar synthesizer--and knows how to use it. He manages to conjure up some interesting patches that lend an additional aural excitement to hb lead work. Nowhere else but The Dregs

wi II find intricate three and four part harmon ies with electric guitar, violin, keyboard.s and bass woven around a tight rhythmic background ; which they combine with incredible solo work by all of the musicians in the band.

West on the other hand prefers a more conventional sound but often amazes his audience by playing melodic lines just as fast and accurate as the blazing guitar and keyboard work.

Their publicity photo may be out of focus, but the Dregs' musk is certainly clean and sharp_

Not only is their music a welcome break from your average fusion fare but The Dregs live shows are also exceptional. Last year at SDSU they proved that excellence doesn't necessitate pretentiousness by delivering a straightforward and energetic concert despi te obvious road weariness. The show in fact Wii'>

a huge success demonstrated by the fact that the band was forced

Drummer Rod Morgenstein is one of the few remaining people who play double kick drums as they were intended to be played. He often punctuates breaks with rolls from the kick drums rather than snare, which adds a powerful flair to The Dregs style.

approach to melody, In fact both Lavitz and Morse are consistently voted top musicians on their respective instruments by both tans and music critics alike.

They brought in Santana 's Alex Ligertwood to sing on Crank It Up," and the Doobie Brothers' Patrick Simmon'> to sing on another track. While Crank It Up was a marginal su cces,> as a single and Industry Standard was The Dregs' bestsell i ng of their seven records . it failed to bring them into the realm of commercial succes~,

their frustrat ion, I'm sure) and hale made their shows hale a partylike atmosphere rather than the impersonal tel'l ing you get at larger venues.

With tonigh t'~ 8pm ~ho\\ In

Ma ndeville. the former is guaranteed to. be the ca~e. cating is general adm ission at $8 for student., and $9 for reyular admission, Tickets Jrc a\ ailable at the student center box offlCC and Ticketron For morc infomat ion call 452-45.59,

Multi-keyboardist T Lavitz also has created some unique synthesizer patches and also embellishes the music with a good deal of texture, evening out the band 's often stark

But despite all the things The Dregs seem to have going for them, they have yet to come up with a hit. Their last album, Industry Standard. tried to overcome this by adding two cuts with vocals in hope.., of garnering much needed airplay.

But one advantage to this is that it has kept the size ot their live audiences small. (much to

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Projected sell out Only 200 tickets available!

UCSD Ticket Office

Third College Commuter Activity Board presents The one and only - -

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with Anthony Perkins

and Janet Leigh

Friday, January 7 7:30 p.m.

nH 107 Tickets $1.00 ,

(advance sale at Third College

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.. Hiatus January 6, 1983

The San francisco based Low Moan Spectacular lbeatre Company. who brought you "8ullshot Crummond". returns with the raucous comedy "fooUight frenzy".

Lots of laughs from Low Ploan The comedy footlight frenzy

will be performed by the actors of Low Moan Spectacular Saturday in Mandeville Auditorium. frenzy is a humorous playwithin-a-play about the world of Tony Langdon. a flamboyant has-been impresario who is mounting a shaky theatrical venture amid the jealousies and

intrigues of his actors. The play begins when the Rye

School for Unusual Children discovers it is on the brink of bankruptcy. To save the school. Langdon decides to stage a benefit performance of a play called Tarnished Silver. The actors sabotage the production with flubbed lines. missed cues

Music series continues Sunday afternoons are meant

for concerts .... The UCSD Music Department continues with the Sunday Classics series this week in the Mandeville Auditorium.

The concert upholds the tradition of flawless performance with Mozart's "Sonata for Violin and Piano in B flat Major. K.V. 454:' Janos Negyesy, violin, Cecil Lytle. piano; aria of Amenta from " II Re Pastore" K-V. 208 If} 0 also by Mozart with soprano Carol Plantamura. Janos Negyesy, violin. plus chamber orchestra directed by

Thomas Nee; Bach 's lovely "cantata #51 " - 'Jauchzet Gott in Allen Landen ' for soprano. trumpet and strings - Carol Plantamura, voice. Edwin Harkins, trumpet. "Violin Concerto in G Major" by Pietro Nardini and Brahms' stirring " Piano Quartet in G Minor." Margaret Rose. piano. Janos Negyesy. violin. Simon Oswell. viola. Peter farrell. cello.

Proceeds from the program wi II be used to support a deserving young musician. for more information call 452-3229.

MFA d-rama recital here The UCSD Drama Department

will present two evenings ofrecitals performed by the members of the third year Master of fine

I Arts Professional Theatre TrainI ing Program on Thursday and

Friday in the UCSD Theatre.

Divided into two ensembles, the thirteen actors in the program will perForm selections from traditional and experi mental theatre works as part oftheir final thesis project.

The Recitals are designed to allow the actors to show their

I virtuosity as dramatic per-

formers, and to aid in the building of their individual repertoires for future auditions. Members of the graduating class are: Charles fee. Cindy Loy. Ben Lupejkis. Michael Masterson, Deborah Mathews. Peter Morse, Don Rosenberg, Julie Rumsey. Ron Salvador. Philip Sneed. Sandra Sydney. John Tucky and Eva Wielgat.

Admission is free. Ensemble A will perform at 4 p.m. on Thursday and at 7 :.30 p.m. on friday. Ensemble B will perform at 7:.30 p.m. on Thursday and at 4 p.m. on Friday.

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and a premature murder. RoiI ing staircases. collapsing bookcases and a mechanical audience further complicate the plot.

frenzy was written by Low Moan Spectacular. the San Francisco theater company which created. produced and first performed Bullshot Crummond and EI Grande de Coca-Cola.

footlight frenzy stars Ron Veman. Anna Mathias. Ron House. Alan Shearman. Diz White and Rodger Bumpass.

This performance is sponsored by UED and admission is $ 7. Tickets are available at the UCSD Box Office. for more information call 452-4559.

Dr. Seuss' work at UCSD

"It's awfully awfully awful when y011 can 't make up your mind! Oh. you get so many hunches that you don·t know ever quite if the right hunch is the wrong hunch! Then the wrong hunch might be rightl "

Th e pink and purple " hunches" parade across the cover of Dr. Seuss' latest book. Hunches in Bunches. It is part of an exh ibit on the work of Theodor Geisel (Dr. Seuss) on display on the ground noor of the Central Library.

This sampler of the author's work includes Hunches in Bunches (Random House. 1982 ) in various stages of production; several pieces Geisel designed to advertise gasoline. insect spray. sugar. and some World War II propaganda material.

Geisel has loaned the materials on Hunches in Bunches to UCSD. Other works on display Ilave been loaned by UClA The Special Collections Department of UCSD's Central Library currently holds and additional two dozen Dr. Seuss titles. many of them with autographs and personal cartoons by the author.

The Dr. Seuss exhibit will be open to the public through January 15. for up-to-date library hours. phone 452-.38.37.

'Reds' and 'Cat People'lead Penguin film series schedule ---AT THE MOVIES-

By CLYOEl'n: Nt:[ With the rising cost of school.

you have probably asked yourself: what type of entertainment can I buy with five dollars? The Penguin film Society in association with the film Committee at the University Events Office has brought together some classic art and foreign films for the Tuesday Night Penguin film Society Series. and membership to the seven film series is only five dollars.

The Penguin film Society is the brainchild of senior writing major Michael Litt. Last quarter his series included such films as The Wizard of Oz and The Misfits. He started this society becuase he felt that the types of films presented on campus didn·t include films that appealed to all audiences.

" People who show films on campus are interested in making money. or they have politi cal views they want addressed. or they are the big block-buster films:' says Litt.

Litt has worked with the University Events Office in the selection of the film titles. and the University Events Office is doing the publicity for the films and the series.

'Tm really excited about the films for winter quarter. I think that people at the university are intelligent and worldly. The type of film that would appeal to the average viewing audience would not necessarily appeal to the college-age student. If you wanted to see films like these you would either have to go downtown. to the Ken Cinema or the Guild. Now we have them available for students on cam-

FREE LECTURES "The Case For Christianity"

J,1n 6. H:OO pm "Ihe (u't' I", " H"ilembl,> /lihl""

by Dr John Ultoll H l Au,hlnnum

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by I), . Juhn W. M()nlgnnlt'ry 2fil2 USB

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OPEN CLASSES Soc. 122 Organizational Behavior MWF 9-9:50 /ISS 2 125 Prof. Kitschdt

Soc. 177 Concepts through Drama Tfh 10- 11 :20 HI. 1438 Prof. Wisemwl

Soc. 19011 The Language of Mass

New! Media .1-4:50 /-ISS 7077 Pro/. Manc ini

pus. so they don't have to drive to other ends of the city to see good films." comments Litt.

"This is also a chance to expose people to good foreign and art films that they might not normally see. The Tin Drum and Breaker Morant are representative of some of the good new foreign films today; f1 by Fritz Lang and Beauty and the Beast by Jean Cocteau are good classic films that respectively represent German and French film-making from an earlier era.

The original Cat People is a much better film than the one released last year; you don't

This is a chance to expose people to good foreign and art films.

have the type of vegetable soup of sex and violence in these classic films. This is mainly because film makers were different then. they wanted to make films that would last the test of time. today it's make as much money as possible and forget about the art. "

The Tin Drum is the first film of the series which starts next Tuesday. The J 980 Academy Award Winner for Best foreign film is directed by Volker Schlondorf. Series admission passes are available at the UEO Box Office in the Student Center for $5. All films are on Tuesday at 8 p.m. in USB 2722. Single admission tickets will also be available at the Box Office for $1.00.

Penguin film Schedule

The Tin Drum. directed by Volker Schlondorff. 1979, German with English subtitles. 1980 Academy AWdrd Winner For Best foreign film. The story of Oskar, a young Polish boy who refused to grow up in the world of sex and violence in the period of rising Nazism in Germany, and how he controls his world around him when playing his toy drum. January 11.

Breaker Morant by Bruce Beresford. 1979. Australian . Only recently have audiences around the world been made aware of the excellent film accomplishments of the Australian filmmakers. This story concerns the British efforts in taking over South Africa before the tum of the century in the Boer War (1899-1902). January 18.

"MOO by the renowned German director Fritz Lang, 1930. German with English su btitles. starring Peter Lorre. January 25.

The Cat People, by Val lewton, 1943 American. february 1.

Beauty and the Beast by Jean Cocteau. french with English subtitles. 1946. starring Jean Marais and Josette Day. february 15.

Tall Blonde Man with One Black Shoe by Vee Roberts. 1973. french with English subtitles. february 22.

Reds by Warren Beatty. March 5.

Dersu Uzala by Akira Kurosawa. 1975. Russian with English su btitles. March 8.

around town 'dll programs start Fnddt

CEHlER CINEMAS Fashion Valley 297-1888 1) BEST FRIENDS 2) ENIGMA 3) THE VERDICT

ClAlRfMOHl Clalremont Mesa 274-0901 1) FAST TIMES/lAST Atv\ERICAN VIRGIN 2) CREEPS HOW/THE HOUSE WHERE EVil DWEllLS

COVE la Jolla

459-5404 COME BACK TO THE FIVE & DIME, JIMMIE DEAN,JIt-AMIE DEAN

FlNE ARTS Pacific Beach 274-4000 COME BACK TO THE FIVE & DIME Jlt-AMIE DEAN Jlt-AMIE DEAN

flOWER HILL CINEMA Del IIo'.ar 755-5511 1) STILL OF THE NIGHT / HONKYTONKMAN 2) THE TOY 3) THE VERDICT

UA GLASSHOUSE 6 San Diego 223-2546 1) THE VERDICT 2 ) AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN 3) HONKYTONK MAN/ FIRST BLOOD

4) MY FAVORITE YEAR 5) THE DARK CRYSTAl 6 ) KISS ME GOODBYE

GUILD San Diego 295-2000 DON'S PARTY

LA JOLLA VILLAGE THEATER La Jolla Village Square 453-7831 1) ENIGMA 2) THE TOY 3) THE VERDIG 4) KISS ME GOODBYE

LA PAlOMA EnCinitas 436-SHOW BRIMSTONE & TREACLE

SPORTS ARENA San Diego 223-5333 1 ) STILL OF THE NIGHT 2) BEST FRIENDS 3) PETER PAN 4 ) EMPIRE STRIKES BACK/ TRON 5) THE TOY 6 ) SIX WEEKS

MANN CINEMA 6 University Town Centre 452-7766 1) PETER PAN 2) DARK CRYSTAl 3 ) STilL OF THE NIGHT 4 ) AN OFICER AND A GENTLEMAN 5) EATING RAOUL 6) BEST FRIENDS

'theater listings subject to change'

"***-CHEERS FOR XICA! A glorious, exuberant, irrestible movie with a bravado unmatched since 'Tom Jones.' You11 need six eyes and twelve ears to keep up with the profusion of sights and sounds - I'm dizzy with admiration!"

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- N.ancy Scott, S.F . E)(amlner

"A marvelously bawdy and effervescent Brazilian comedy filled with spontaneous gaity and high-spirited humor! "

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By ROBBI[ ILO"[ CrItic .1 IMgr

I know, he didn't live; and his life was only in the pages of the Strand magazine and various novel publishers and why bother about it anyway. However, belive it or not, Sherlock Holmes is believed to have been born on January 6, 1854. Just about the time that the last expedition was sent out for Sir John Franklin. who was last seen some 16 or 18 years before in or about the Landcaster Sound. So much for Franklin. Now for Holmes.

A Hiatus happy birthday to the elementary Sherlock Holmes

it's good enough for me. One of the strange things

about Holmes is the way people turn sort of green when you talk about reading one of the original Strand stories in a facsimile version. I'm sorry, but a facsimile edition, with its Sidney Paget illustrations and the clues presented in their full and complete glory, is the only way to read Holmes. It is also the way to get the best stories, before the public would swallow anything about Holmes, and while Doyle still had his standards.

Sherlock Holmes first appeared in the novel. A Study in Scarlet. If you want the rest of the gory details, the best place to start would be John Dickson Carr's excellent biography. However, most critics, incl uding yours truly, definitely feel that the greatest manifestations of Sherlock Holmes would be found in the first 24 stories Sir Arthur Conan Doyle penned for The Strand, beginning with the slighly lame "A Scandal in Bohemia, " and ending with the great "The Adventure of the Final Problem. "

The basic influences of these

stories led to the later success of such writers as Maj Sjowal and Per Wah 100, Ed McBain, Isaac Asimov (you've never read Caves of Steel or The Naked Sun?), Agatha Christie, and my

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own perswonal favorite, William Marshall. Of course, Holmes simply isn't enough in the stories. People want to use Holmes' own tricks on the Great Detectives.

So, when Holmes' hirthday is mentioned, you are only talking about the opinion of most scholars. But, if the guess is good enough for the Grounds for Murder bookstore's newsletter.

The edition I have on the desk beside me includes such classics as "The Adventure of Silver Blaze," the incomparable "The Adventure of the Reigate Squire, " where we have an honest chance to solve the mystery a long time before Holmes does, lhe ludicrous "The Adventure of the Yellow Face," where Holmes blows it good, and "The Man with the Twisted Lip." This is good stuff. This is the best there ever was. This is all in The Com· plete Adventures and Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes. So celebrate Holmes' birthday, and read a mystery short story today.

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Not to be outdone by other aft publications (the imagini' tively titled Aft section of the San Diego Union, the L.A. Times' Calendar, The Reader, etc.) Hiatus has compiled a list of what we feel to be the best albums of 1982. Also included in this section are the lists and comments of Assorted Vinyl and I\5DT.

Hiatus Top 10 I. Peter Gabriel Peter Gabriel (4) Gabriel's most successful album commercially to date. This work has all the power and soul of his previous albums yet offers a more accessible medium. By far the best album of the year. 2. King Crimson Beal . • Very solid , tight and innovative music. Beat brings together the technical expertise of Fripp's guitar worl, with the musical empathy of Adrian Belew, Bill Bruford and Tony Levin. Defi nitely music for the eighties. 3. Wall of Voodoo CaU of the West Wall of Voodoo redefining its quasi-country/ western style to be more thanjust a gimmick. Here the synthesizer is used not as a toy to create silly little noises but as a bona-fide instrument to work within their own musical niche. 4. The Clash Combat Rock If you can go beyond the stigma that the Clash has developed by getting overplay on mainstream radio and actually listen, you will find a band that has something to say. Very powerful music with a meaning. 5. Peter Townsend AU the Best Cowboys Have Chinese

Our Tops in Pops for the twisted musical year of 1982 Eyes following the success of Empty Glass, Townsend begins to see that the aged Who is no longer the best vehicle for his music. Compare this album with It'S Hard and see which you prefer. Hopefully Townsend will not die with the Who; his music only gets better as he goes on.

6. The English Beat Spe cial Beat Service Good dance music. 7. Dane Connover Trees Euro-style synthi-pop from San Diego's own Dane Connover. Very imaginative lyrics intertwined with traditional synth muzak.

8. Joe Jackson Night and Day Another damn good album from the man who made dentures respectable. The lyrical content often moves into veins of si lIiness, but overall it is one of the best pop albums of the year. 9. The Psychedelic furs-

forever Now Riding on the new trend towards psychedelia, the Psychedelic Furs produced their best work in 1982. Overall this album is a well polished revival of psychedelic music but omitting the flighty idealism of the sixties. 10. Men at Work Business as Usual This is the band that uses almost every pop cliche known to modern music. Clever, catchy little tunes meant to make you dance.

AS Vinyl's Top 10

1. Peter Gabriel Peter Gabriel (4). Simply the best and most intense album of the year. Innovative and intelligent. Gabriel shines in his deepest album to date.

2. English Beat Special Bea t Service. The most

Peter Gabriel - l.p of the year

serious Beat album yet as The Beat dances us in a new direction. 3. Psychedelic furs fo rever Now. A riveting album from this "Bowiesque" English group, this disc surpasses their previous attempts. 4. Elvis Costello Imperial Bedroom. This angry young man gives us a package of not so angry love songs that is as slich as anthing previous. Give it much more than one listen.

5. Joe Jack.son Night and Day. Joe shows bravery by venturing away from the rock and roll norm, and comes up With a New York type album that is intensely listenable. For those not afraid to admit it. it is hi'> best. 6 . Men Without Hats -

Rhythm of Youth. Incredibly danceable This collection of upbeat songs arc in a cia .... all by themselv~ . We guarantee that you II enjoy this album (a\'aila ble on import only'. 7. The Clash Combat Rock. Need we say morc. 8. X Under tile Big Black Sun. Even though the L.A. underdogs signed with a major label. this album is anything but a sell out. Everything we would expect from X. 9. Men at Work Business as Usual. Believe it or not. the rest of the album is as hookladen as the two smash hits. Maybe the best straight pop album by a new group this year.

10. ABC The Lexicon of Love A sensuous, lush collection of songs by Britain 's number one group The slickest pop, dance album of the year. A bri lIiant debut. A must. 11 . Yazoo Upstairs at Eric ·s. Twisted technopop. 12. Roxy Music Ava/on. Incredibly smooth. Similar to flesh and Blood but even more melodic.

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Top 5 in Jazz I . Pat Metheny Offramp 2. SpyroGyra Illcognito 3. fassport Earthborn 4. David Sanborn As We Sp eah' 5. lhick Corea Touchstone

KSDT's Top 10 J. ABC Lexicon of Love 2. Yazoo Upstairs at fric 's 3. Grandmu!)ter fla50h The Me!>sage 4. Haircut 100 Pel/can It(~,t

S. Soft Cell lYOI1 Stop t:rolic Cabaret 6. The Beat SpeCIal Beat Service 7. Roxy M u50ic Avalon 8. Steel ful')e TrLle Democracy 9. laurie Ander500n Big Science 1 O. Yell 0 W man Mr. Ye I· lowman

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1. Joe Jackson Nile and Day 2 . laurie Anderson Big Science 3. Haircut 100 Pelican West 4. XTC English Settlement 5. Suburbs Credit in Heaven 6. Gang of four Songs of the free 7. X Under the Big Black Sun 8. ABC Lexicon of Love 9. M-Robin Scott famous Last Words 10. Yazoo Upstairs at fncs

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INTIIRDISCIPLINARY COURSES IN PHILOSOPHY

1. The Nature of Philosophy: Philosophy and Science Fiction

Instructor: Paolo Dau MWF: 12-12:50 HL 1438 Philosophical analysis and conceptual experimentation: Could George orr be Descartes' Demon? Is Heinlein right about Time Travel? What is it like to be a bat? Is there any difference between God's creatures and genetic engineer Hench's satyr? and other topics.

108. Mythology and Philosophy Instructor: Edward Lee TTh: 1-2:20 HL 3309 Special topic will be ancient creation myths, first dealing w ith ancient Greek "Orphic" cosmogenies, then exploring how these relate to Plato's cosmogonic myth in his Timaeus, and then later adaptations and distortions of that myth in Gnosticism. /Will include study of some other Greek Cosmological texts and some Near Eastern mythical parallels. )

122. alo-Medlcal Ethics Instructor: Richard Arneson MWF: 2-2:50 HL 1438 An examination of ethical issues arising in the practice of medicine and medical research, some inherent in doctor/patient relationship, some as result of developing technology, and others caused by the organization of the health care delivery system itself.

162. Philosophy of Law Instructor: Dianne Romain TTh: 2:30-3:50 HL 1148 This course will investigate the nature of law and discuss questIons of liberty. Topics include the obligation to obey the law, Judicial reasoning, the enforcement of morals, freedom of speech, and paternalism.

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To you I say, "Gel off your behmd and enJoy Whdl's here." For your mfo, UCSD IS the only UC campus Ihal hds T G I F '5

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Students may declare a Communication major before the January deadline by filling out a blue change of major card ava ilable at the Communi ca tion office. For yo ur convenience, the Department will submit these cards to the Registrar.

PRESENT MAJORS!! We urge present Communication majors to check their 10 cards or the Spring '82 grades to verify that they are declared as a major . If in doubt, check at the Communication Office.

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DEADLINE: JANUARY 14, 1983.

The UCSD GuC!rdian Phil Lauder, Sports Editor Sports ------------------------------------------------The A :11erlcan concept of

China USl'(/ to Ix.' through tIll' lens of a camera in photographs from hi"tor} lexl books and cheap Kung Fu movies. But when Presidenl Carl er finally recognizcd t hl' People's I~epublic of China a few years ago, it opened the door for Americans to be able to VIsit a country rIch 111

culture and tradition. For I he 2;) mcm bers of the

UCSf) baseball squad who were fort u nate to be part of the first collegiate leam from the United States to compete 111 mall1land Chll1a. the trip will be somelhlng they \\ill remember for the rest of Ihelr lives.

"It \\'as an unfrorgeltable experience." "aid senior outfielder Bnan Kummer. " It \\'a-.; a cult ure "hock for us . but It was so intere"tll1gto ... ee ho\\' another parI of the world 1i\'l'CI . It's definitely somet hing I'll al\\ a\'" remember."

Bu-t ho\\ (ltd a "mall Di\ i"don J II sch<XlI get chosen for thIs honor inst ead of a slrong major collcge team?

"The reason wc were picked inslead of a national /xlwerhouse was because it (choosing such a team) \\ould ha\ e defeated the purpose," explains tTC '[) baseball coach Lvle Yates. "The Chinese \,:anted a SIX)rts team from an ou IS ide cou n I ry to see how far

Triton baseball club takes a long-dist~~s~ road trip

Slaff \\ I'II~r

along I hey \\ ere and to see how good t hey were agamst ot her countrie". The\' are focusing on the 1981 OI);mplCs Ix'causl' Ihey hope to lx' reprl'sl'nted . If an Arizona Stat e or MiamI goes over I here and dl ..... t roy" I hem, thev would haH' no Idea how ~~o()ci t hey are. so I hey wanted a middle of Ihe road program that \\ as d('\·eloping. \\i(h a slrong academiC back!-,'rou nd, like l 'CSIl."

lIowe\l'r, a~ far a" the Tritons are concerned. baseball ((x)k a bach. ..,eal (0 t he whole cullural l'xpl'ripncl' . There was a \ a ... t difference bel \\'(''en the Chll1c"e \\',1\ of life and the American \\',[\ of life 111 almost e\er)' respect. and the players had to adju"t \ery quickly. especially \\ hen it came to Chinese cui"il1e.

"There was no American food, although we dId ha\e Western sl \'Ie breakfasts." said Yates.' "but lunch and dinner werc deflnile" Chinese, We \\ ere treated If) many types of Chll1e~e food . Some of t he player~ were hcsitant to tn' some of the food. bu t t he}: soon realtll'CI that Ifthe\ dldn'l eat thi~. the\ were not gOll1gtoeat anythlT1g.

SO Iht,\, learned t() like It." T h (. Chi n (' s e p e () pIt' ,

according to Yall's. do nllt was tea n } t h I n g \\ hen prepanng food. "They LN'

c\ervt hlng from head III tl)l', indudll1g the linll1g IIf Ihe ..,tomach, the II1le,,1 inc's. and l'\en the eyeball". which art' ronsldered a delir,ll'} ."

11 was a culture shock for us, bu t it was so interesting to see how another part of the world lives.

It \\'a" hard tOC()11\ inn'mo"t of t he players I hat I Ill' e} l'balb of anll1lals are dt'licaClt'''. bUI one seemingly br.]\ P ..,oul. Junior ccntcrflcldl'r J()hn I~olph, did enj()~ I hI" dl'lIciH·}. much to the awl' of hI'" teammates. and t hl'\ wert' sllon making contribut Ion" to ({ol ph'.., plat c.

Another Ihll1gthal al tlaCll1:1 Iht' slareof the ChInese people

tem arct... the player:- \\a" I he drll he" I h('\' \\'ere \\ eart ng Due 10 go\'ern nwnt ron t 1'01 Chllle"'e people only \war dark green or blue colored dOl hlllg, so Polo "hms and I.e\ I' \\ l'n' qUill' a "'Ight for IIIl' /fl( al people

Thl' "ighl ... Ihl' lealll eI1CoUnlerl'c1 \\'ert' qUltt· magllifICent. ''('V(' Ill'\l'r "'l'en anyt hll1g a.., Il\en\ 11l'Iing <I" the Great \\'all of Chllla.' Yales said . "The pagoda "'Iyh' huildll1gs had thhu'rtaln:tur'l and mY ... I iqul' I hal Illak!', you appreciat l' Chine .... e cullure ..

Oh Yl':-. tht' Il'Hlll (lid pl.l\ ba"eball All hough I he l'O!1(litllln ... \\l're nflt Iht' greall'''t. II \\(1,.. an unlqul' experIl'nn' for ttll' pla\ l'r ... "I hl' baseball", I hl'\ IH' 1)\ ('1 I hen' are l'lI her Ill'a\ \ anl dead or ... imilar 10 AIll~'ncan legIon ha ... ehalk and I he field ... \\'('rl' of drted gra" ... and \ ('r~ hare/. We played IL'am'" from j ullIor co liege CCi I II)!'I I (I (IU I ()\\'n caliber. bUI p~l\"'lcal" \\'e

1\ ere much "'Irongl'r t han I hey \\ere. " "aiel pIlcher ,\likt' Bn)\\ n.

Yale" al"o It'd ... I I1,L 11 \1 a-.

And here they come again ... I he Ix'ople \\ htl made I hl I IIp. "The\ werc all -;0 \\'(lrm ;mcl fm'ndh [ \\'as tOllched b\' I he peopk and Ihe ",hole ('\·l'nt. and <)n I \ no\\' arl' \n' "I an i ng til gra"ri what really happened

Page 5 January 6, 1983

mer 111('1'(' I II1Ink tht' I(,n,: ran g l' I)l' n ..r i h \\ i II hl' I renwndflu. . • •

i\ ft t'r all <1el\ l'n' lire like thll;. an~ thing e1"l' \\ ollld "l'elll anti' /·llmall<. right;' :\()t '-II. al'lording 10 '11111 Ar('ht'r, sopholllore "cl'Imd ba~('mitn. " J lhll1k th1'- trip hroughl u ... llo .... cr logl'lht'r as a tl'am. and \OU i1{'(.cJ 10 h<l\(' I hal t() ha\ e ,I \\ innmg 1l'<IIll ."

(;uod IUl'k I" all a'-.l· ... t (ff a good team. C(,n-.iek'rIng ho\\ fOri U nal" (' C:-, () hd-' Ix.·t'n t hu-. far. a \\'lnnll1g "l';\-'(,n h a go/xl po""iLtllI)

KUllg-fu demo B\ BR.\D "iU I{U.K.h.

. "I"ft \\ rill t

~l'11 nt'\ t·luplm 1\1 I hn,ugl ..,elf Ch ... Clplml·. Thl'- .... lllIple philo ... ophy I" the uillmat t' alnl of C hOI·I.:tlFut, one of four ...t\·k: ... I)f Iht' :hauhn Kung Fu s\:"tem Chol-l.al·I-'uI ha ... de\'l" 1c"IWd O\l'1' hllndn·d- of year'" In

C hmc-,t· I11ona ... ll·ric'" and 1.

Ihl' IllO..,t jJopular "tyle of Kung-Fu in ~ outhern ChIna tlld;1\ .

ChIli Lal ·Fut I'" a ulllqUl' .;t\ k' Ix:c:!u"'e il emphaSIze' clint I11Utllh flOWing bod~ rno\'emenh a ... :-oClated \\ IIh anlmab, tht' m()~t popular being the tiger. crarlt'. leopard. "nake, and dragon.l\ung-Fu I ... U"lI al" a" ... OC1at ed \\' i l h ..,('It ddem:t' a ... the mOlements ena· blp one to block strike, and kick <11 lhe .... aOll tl111(. H ,\\

1)I('a ... e turn to page 6

By JEFF SAVAGE Stall Wrill'r

II ere come t he Leopards! Ll''''~ ' than one month after the La Verne Leopard" came to ,an DIego and stole the national champIonship from the defpnding ,'hamplon Tril on..." I he\' are back , Thi~ lime though . - it IS Iheir women'.., basketball team thaI \\'ill im'ade Triton Pa\'i lion a~ I hev attempt to capturp the 3rcl Annual l 'CS LJ Im' itational Tournament t It Ie The Ilrsl s tep 111 t Ill' prole..,,, will be to knock oft the l 'CSf) team on Friday e\l'nmg. II \\on't be ea...,y. Tht' Triton .... desplle com mg off a horr('ndou~ road tnp Ihal ..,<1\\ Ihem lo"e three st raigh I ga i1les (I \\ 0 in blowouts). hm e I ransformed into a solid Il'am. Led hv the "hex)t ing of "tar guard Paukllt' Parker. I he cunsistent play of jennlfl'1 (;n·gor~. and Ihl' miraculous ll11prm enwnl of Telk Francl". \\'hat appearl'(1 in tht' ('a rly sl;lgl'S of Ihe ..,ea son to be an m craw' ho hum <;quad ha.., sudden I) becollle I hc pos:...es..,or of an e,cillng

brand of baskel ball. As the rest of u'" were ell her

racklT1g our brall1.., on a final exam or a Ix)tt Ie of gill 111 celebrat ion of I he conclUSIOn of Ci

final exam, the \\'omen's team \\,a.., bu..,y winn II1g a tournal11enl In Redland.., . By dlspos ing of the hosl I caIn ina cOl11e from behind fi(i-6:"~ overt il11e \\,111, the\' earned the right 10 facl' Ca( Stall' Stal1l~laus In the final. But was Ihe I~ed lands \ let ory a good II1dicat IOn of the talellt of thl" \l'ar'" tpam') ,\ccordmg to I'ntol1 lIead Coach Jud~ :\1 "Ion('. "When I~l'dland s pl'I\" togel hl'l .1.., a team llll'} look g(xld, bUI \\ hen t hl'\ don't, I he} Imk like dog meal ." Whet Iwr tiCS/) tnok Oil a I L'Wll

Ihal pia) eel in "ync. orondhat lookl'dlikl' a bllnchof Alpo. the bIg\\' IS all thaI counts and the TIIl\ons plm ed IIll'msehl· ... tIll' foil 0 \\' I n g n I g h tan y \\ a y . I)(m n I)\ "'1\ \\ Ithout I Ill' ball 10 Slan-I..,laus wil h ju,,1 10 "l'cond... left in I hl' gailH'. l'CS() pulled off perhap.., Ihl' higgl·..,1 coml'back 111 I he hIS

lor\' of the team . II "tartl'CI \\ hen Paulette Parker stole I he ball at mldcourt. dr()\ e do\\ n the court on herown. pulled up from ten feet out on the lefl ...,ide of t he lane. and bangt'clll1 a one handl-'(] jumper \\Ith a Stant"laus defender draplllg ()\ er her back. I tended wil h a Stani..,laus miss wit h jusl s\'\

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(onq u ('reel and C-a nad" \\ a" I hl'lr ... , at lea ... 1 fllr t hl' \\ l'ek 01 jJ('(('lllher II - I~ . II \\as tlk' \\L'ek of tIlt' ~~lth Annual All Lal \\'mtl'l l aml\ al. \\ hert' 17:~ ['L SI) "kl huff ... llekkl'd up 10 Whbt k-r Brit I:-;h l 'olull1bl:I 10 join .... 1\ other ('C ..,l'heH)I .... III It· ... 1 lilt' l.lI1a(lian plI\\dl'1

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Guardian Sports Line

By MIKE GREENBERG Siaff \\ riler

This is the time of year when all the national magazines and tele\ is ion networks announce their choices for portsman of the Year, Athlete of the Year PI aver of the Year. Water Bo) of the Year. .. wei I, you gel the idea.

ABC Sporls recent ly named Edmonton's Wa\ ne Cretzkv as their wmner of Sportsman of the Year, whi le porls !/Iustralcd and SpOJ,till~ Ncu's. proclaimed Georgia ru nn Illg back Hershel Walker and Milwaukee shortstop Robin Yount as Athlete of the Year. and Player of the Year respect i \ ely.

But the other end of the spectrum rarel) \\ arranh a ment ion. and in J 982 their \\en maJ1\' indi\'iduaJ" \\ ho (lid nuth1l1'g t() ck'\ate their sport or cii~t inguish t Iw!))sd· \es. SO\\ilhout much further ado . I would Itkl' to Cdst 111\

nomll1at IOns for the ;\ wi Sportsman of the Year a\\ ard.

(Gentlemen) Gern Coone\' - :\ major eli sap· pOll1tm~nt. (cHlne\ had tht' entIre clJuntn' rootll1g for him \\ hl'n he faced llea\\"\\·ll·ght Champion J.arr~ (lphi1\''' last June The figllt alone drew enough allent ItJl1 and offered enough pll/t' m()nl'~ for a dozen title flghh. Aftl'l" collect ing hI" pa). a C(ll,j S J() 111l111ll11 til hl'ft \ :--llll1 fm "'11 ml'o!l(' \\ ho h:lt! fough I a total of onh one round In t \\11

lull \ear,,).·CIHJI1e\ f.~dl'd frum the' PlctUrt', uI;expl'("1 edl\' I\at her than parla\" hI' popularlt). Coont") hit" in~ll'acl not faced a ... 111 gil' customer. ,I!)d (JIll' has to question whelher all CI~'lll') \\ as lIght ITlg lor I hl' bIg 1"0111.

not "t'Ii·re"lx·ct and prIde "" hl' sa1(1. that I lilt nIght In La-. Vega". The kId from ;";l'\\ York has:. ('t to jJut on t hI' glm l''' In se\ en mont hs nm\·. and for ,til of hiS glamour la~t June. C()onl'V ha" It't do\\ n t hl' following that h(' built

George Fost er - lit- \\ as -.IlPIHhl·d 10 Iw a "<1\ II)\",

someone who \\"flll lei bnng I hl' Nt'\\' YOlk i\1l'l'" mil III lht'

doldrums and away from humiliation. The\ bIlled him as the "power hitting une·man \\'reckingcrew." Foster :--Igned the richest contract in baseball histor\' ($2 million a ~ear). but the former Clllcinnat i Ked became a p('rfect example of wh\ most people feel that ath'lett's are overpaid. Foster played with what appeared to be NO ent husiaslll , he dropped balls in the field and \~ as not e\en hItting like a Texas League shortstop. let a lone a bIg home run hitter. Needless to sa\'. Ne\\ York's t \\'0 million il1\e~tll1ent didn 'I pa~ off.

Dick Wagner - Foster was sent to the :\lcI s for catcher Alex Tre\lno and pItcher Jm1 Kern: thIS was t Ill' t Y J,ll' of mo\ e made bl' (Inl'lnnat I I(ed" Pn'sldl'nt I htk \\ agner t hat it IH'natl'd till' I(l'd, from t hel! fan .. (attendance \\'a~ down by one million from the prc\"iolls \earl. \\'ag!l(·r abo got rId (0 Kt·n Cnfft·' and J)ell e C(Jllins (tht re"t 'of the CII1Clnnat i outileld and "oon the team t hat had t Iw IX'sl record 111 baseba II a \ ear aJ.!:o \\'as plumml'lmg io a la~t place flJ1lsh in t ht· Western ])l\·i"lOn. and ha ... eball\ ,,('cond wor"t r It Ii rd. :\ I a nag l' r J () h n :\Ic'\i\nlilra , one of t hl' k'\\ qualIt~ pt'ople In the I Irg-al1l/at i. Jl1. \\ as fired If) mid· .. eason. and mal1\' daimed aft en\ aid ... t ha t Ill' \\ as 1X'1I1g U Sl·r! a' " sl"a Pl'go. II for \\ ~lgnl'I', mi"t"llv... Ont' 'If b" ... eball· ... Ix· ... t tl'am" 111 till' 7()'" \\ III IICI\\ hal l' to I t":".t\"llrt tire (rom top to bllttom II (ll1tlll11 alI I ... t,) Sl'l' a \\ Innt'r dga III

George Steinbrenner -'I hI ... Iisl \\I)ldd not be c!llllpk! t· WIt IHlul "Fa!))ou" ('l'orgl''' 011 It "'lm1\'\\ Iwrl'. :-:'1l'lniJn'nl1l'rn,uldl)J11\ \'.(Itlh and WIIKl' "" hI" I ankt'l'''' dropped fl"l11 first to fifth plan' III t he i\l,... 1·,a ... 1 ern [) 1\ 1 ... lIJn fi e let HeggIe .Ial kSI)II. HUl'k\ I lvn'. ant! Tomnl\ John go (all I)('cau"'t' til \ \\ llC' t()O "Idl. and tIled In \ a 111 til I r,lII ... fmll· till' Yankt'l's

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The UCSD Guardian Thursday • .J anuary 6. 1983

UCSD five hopes for weekends wins By MIKE GREENBERG

SlUff Wriwr

With an encouraging 77·58 \'irton behind them. the L1CSU' men's basket ball team \\ ill enter Friday's gamL' at Loyola :\1 ary mou n t. and Sat· urda~ night's home contL'st against Cal·Tech (K ' IH 510 Al'vl rad 10 broadcast starts at 7:15 pm) with two things in mind: earning two wins to even their pre·season record at 6·6. and more important Iy, ){aining \aluable momentum for t heir league opener next Tue~da\ when the\ tra\ el to defending NAIA I)istrict III Champion BIOla.

Defeatln){ Loyola Mary· mount will be a much tougher task than beating lowly Cal· Tech. who lost theIr last bal· Igame to a "run uf the mill" Cal·Baptistleam by (j;) POll1ts. The more t han I ikeh rrema tion will occur Satunlay I1Ight. as [lCSf) shou ld be able to pla~ hard in t hl' first half, and let t heil shadows finish t he on"· laughl the resl of the \\ a\·.

BUI Loyola :'Ilar\"Ill(lunl. a [)l\ i"lon (school. \\'ill be a for· nmlible foc tolllorrow night up in Los Angt'les cI(".;pIlt' their belo\\"· .:iOO record. /\ It hough t he Lions do nol haye t ht, P()\\ · crf u I e1u b t hl'\ \l' had m n'n'nt years. t he~ ' do possess an L'xt remely -.t fl>ng offense. The TrItons \\ ill haH' to exploit a \\ L'ak ddL'n~t' if John Block '" :--quad \\'ants to come back til San I )iego \\'It h a \\ in in theIr hIp pockct.

Onl' plil\'l'r who "houlcl kno\\" ;t lot about L(Jnda i" ' I nton pOInt ).,rl.lard Bol~ (;md man, \\htl plal'eci for the Lion" bdort tran~ft-ring til ICSI> t\\"o \"(,;1\'" ago. "TI1l'~ art" prob· alJl\ till' \\eakl':--t ()I\ ision I :;dlml that \\"t· \\"111 lact'." ..;al'''; (;(~Idman. "We will ha\'c ~to pial' n·,t! \\L'II (In bot h ('nds of the floor II I\t \\ ant to beat I hem."

A . son record ;111 cJ a t h n'e game winning stn.'ak heading mtll ledgllt' pia) \\'mIld look ;1\\ lull\' 0.;\\ t,(·t to I kad Coach lohn Block \\ ho, \\lIh AS"lst · ·"nt Coach 'Iom :\Jar"hall. ha" ;,;lId all ailing that t hi" TrIton te"l11 has a legitimate "hot at th(' league Iltll' and a tnp to Kansas lIlI In th(· Ni\I ·\ playojf" .\Jt il()ugh It is "t JlI t(lll earh to t ('II wht'! her t Iw t \\ II ("()a~ Ill'S a s"ess men t " \\ II I

prove true. two wms this wee· kend might gi\"C UCSD momentum that will make them \'('ry difficult to Ix·at.

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C\t'l, Chill l.ill·FlIt "n'k" Iii It1still in Ih folJo\\L'rs mon° than Just a \\"orklt1gknlJ\\ Jt-e!gl' of ;,('11 dt"ft'nsl' Il'chniqut'" ()lIginilll~ d(,leioped for the C hinl'se monks hundreds IIf \('als ago. thl' tr'l1ning pro· motl's both 11I111d and hodl cll'\ l'll)pl1ll'nt bJ l'!1)pha"l/l11g

th(' pl)\"ll"al. mental and splr· It u;II a ... pel' Is ()f lilt·.

Fr;lI1k I'rimicia". a Kung Fu pr,!!'t it lollt'r for ~:l ye;)I". \\ il l h()le! a clt'morlStr;\lIO)) of ChIli Lai FUI ilt ~ p.m this Sund,l\ ilt Standl('\ I'ilrk In ('ni\ l"i'..;it\ Llt\. 'I he c1t'monstr:ltloll. \\ hlch IS frt't' of cl)(lr.~l· ilnel open tot h(' publ1i" \\ i I I e()\!'r thl' jJl"Il1t I pic..; of h.ung Fu. till' <lpplic<It lOll and t~ pes of 1110\ l'

l1ll'nh "sSO("lilll,d \\ilh l hOI Lal Flit , anc! Wl'apons

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Thursday • .January 6. 1983

Running Thoughts B~ \lIhE (,Rl':E"BEI~(, and JEFF ~\.\\·,\(;t

"ILiff \\ lilt-I'"

• /JIIIJ"/ ' II/:~lts IIlIrI /IIII'S (~I till I !J8:! \"('1/1 III I <..'-,0 sjm/"t.'.

1I1GII: TIlt" Triton b""kl"lball Ivall) oiltalnlng 1\\11 quailt) perfolJ11els Inl>aH' :\1d;UlIl' ami I~()n I lick , lor t Ill' I!)i'\~ l'(l111 palgn.

LO\\': :'.Jd'LI\rL' and llilk-.unabll'l() pia) fllrlitl' lirst pall of the season due to "l"demlc reason ... (not enough unlhl.

IIIGH: The basl'ball "qllad helllg t Ill' flr ... 1 !'~ collL'glillt'lL'am til be In\ ilecl to Ihl' People'" J<epulJlIc of China for t\\11 \\'t'l'ks I his p.ISt December.

LO\\': The Tnton ... lo:--lJ)g an t'\hi!)ltlon game 10 Ihe "t'\\ 'ork Yan kl'e:.; (i;), afkr thl') \\·ert· leading .J'~ gOlJ)g II1to Ihe ninl h inning.

LO\\ ': ~()Itball Coach Dan :\lonte\l'rck bl'lIlgou"tecl at thel'nci of la"t lear aftL'r a cIJI1frontatlon \\Ith star (J11l"i1l'r 1~I1a l'rilx: \\ hl'n i\Jonte\l'rclL' allegedl) threatened to hIl 111'1'.

LO\"': Women's basketball L'l'nll'r TL'ik Franci" lookIng rather uncoordinated at I hL' start or the se(lson.

IHG II: Tl'ik Francis enwrging as perhap'" t hL' m(j~t d01l11 nant force on t he I en m.

HIGH: l 'CSD being fort unate l'l1ough to hal l' t \\1) qualIt) ba-.ket ball l'o(lchl':'; in John Blork and Tom :\JarshalJ \\ hlJ are dedIcated to l'~tablI"hlr1g a \\ innlr1g traciitioll on thl" campus.

LOW: Block and :\1a r ... hall probabl) Il'a\ Il1g afU'r this SL',hon becau"e t he~ can nu longer "fford to work here.

HIGH: York Jlunt Club \Imning tht, intramural football A;\A final ()\ er t he Bone~.

LOW: The horne field scheduling 1\ hleh aJJ()\\ed York Jlunt Club to play on the b st field which I~ onl) 10 fed from the 1M office. B~ the wa). York Jlun t Club (juartt'rhack Scott "Scooter" Berndes is the 11\1 dIrector. Hmmrn m ...

LO\V: HidgeT11ont, under the gUidance and (IIreet IIJ11 or Andre\\ Keeler. losing ~O·12 to the Comll1g Attract\(Jn..; III the first round of the single A playoff~.

111'11. //'1' 'rl' SlIfe yO/l '1"1 ' horl'd to jiIJIJjioo hI' tltis {i/lll" (/J/(/wollld h ell '(' Ifllil }"(·lIdillf.ItIIlS j){Jrtil"lIllI/" 1"111/111/1/ ('1'('1/ i/itlll/dll 'I ('lIded (lilyll'll\"

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'83

The UCS)) ClIanlian 7

TRITON SPORTS SHORTS MEN'S BASI(ETBALL - SU' sllJlY UI/ 1}(I~c fi

UCSJ) takes I ts-l·6 record t () Loyola 1\1arv!11ou nt Fridar before let urn mg home to llll'el Cal·Tech Saturday at Hpm.

WOMEN'S BASKETBALL - see .,Iu/"y OIl paW.i The 7· 7 "quad hosts the (JCSf) Tournamenl On Fnda\ Hedlalld~ and jlomona bat til'

at :lpm. and the ho;,ts meet La Verne at 7. The l(berS meet Sat urda\' at 1pm. Wit h I he wlllners playing for the title at () pill .

MEN'S RUGBY -San Diego Tournamenl al'l ion Iwgins Sal urday at 7am on Uobb FH:ld.

SNOW SKI-A race clInic on Friday precedes the Clant Sialolll held Sal. and Sun. on June ~1tn.

SWIMMING -The men and \\omen ho .... t the iJni\'. of Idahl) s",:iIll'lllrS this Saturda) at lOam

Non-Sportsmen of the Year con tin lied fnJlll pa~(' G into a runnlJ1g team , ~(J\\ he ha" once lllore lhanged hi" 1l1111ci b) SIgning frcL' agent Don Baylcir to pr()\ IdL' in"tant PO\\ er. When he Isn't geLllJ1g punchl'd b\ hoodlums in i.o .. Angell''' ele\ ators. Georgl' dIsrupts the IntegrIty of the sport b\' spendlllg mega· buck" on average frL'e agenh.

Ted Stepien - If there is anyone "'ho ha ... ciestn)\ed a team more than the lle\'eland Ca\aller o\\ner. I'd lIke to meet him StepIen ha:-- Sl'('n his team drop to nL'l\ lows. ;h If that was pOSSIble. Th(' man who knows nol hlJ1g ailoul ba"ketball has plaved re\ohing doors WIth ' h", coaches and muscial chaIrs \\Ith the pla\ers bent"h . :-:,tppien"s deSIre for a \\ Inner got so bad la-.t year t hat he traded a\\'(]\ the team's future (drafl pick~), and t hat got "'0

bac! that Ihe !'lB.\ had to

I 111 po~l' a t racl,e ba n on tilt' Ca\alil'r.. tilt" ultllnall' II1o.;ull. ~()\\ StepIen \\ ant ... III -.ell the tealll hUI \\Ithe.ut qualIt\" plall'rS, n" fu ure draft pick .... ilnd poor atLendance, \\ho \\ould bu\) It · ... almost likl' tn'ing II) "'~'II the TItanic and "<1\ ing t hat all I t need" IS a fe\\ .., IIgh t rl'pa ll·'.

The ~FL. iI" a \\ holl' \\ III rt'C(.'!\·t' it nom III allon 'I he leagul' l"ertamly can not clalll) good "IXJrtsman"hlp iI" t hL' o"'nt'r" and t h(' pla~ er ... an' rL'"pOIlSI bit' for an eigh t \\cpk dt'lour irom t hL' game ... . \\'hIle bot h "Ide-- \\"ere dl"cu"sing labor cont ract ". it \\ a" t Iw fan" \\ ho got shalted

Final". AJumni I>oo ... tel·'" and other ... il1\ol\ed in the daily \\ orkings of college athletic.., who al'e not suppo~cd to be - Thl' acadl'mlC probatIOns and \'iolat 10lh haIL' grown to record n lim her... \);1\ lx' I he

PARKING

lI ... t IJI lilt' guilt) ... hlluld Ix' l'XPdn(lL'd tf) Include t~l pla;.el"; \\lil' partlclpalL' III t he:-.l· \ lolat olin .... Col leg> at hie! It'S ()nc(' \\ a a ~ l'r~ fJ Jr( and L't hiral c'JlmlllHIIl\ . bUI n J III () r l' . T h t' rig I' pac (' d pre,,:-.urt' thaI ha" l'\is'l"d Ir1 the pro rallk, hil~ll\ adee! t ht· ("olll'glan" ilnd that's a .. ha·11l' . \ ft ('1' al'. I he he" u t;. oj (()lIegl' "port" 1-' thaI t ht·) arl' plaYL"( b\ amaleur, \\ ho itrt n()t dUll1g 11 .. okl\ lor thl' mllnl\'

'-,0 thert' \(Jl, raIl' 'it thiN: \\ h (J qua 11 f y r () I' ;\ 0 n Sp'lrtsman oi the Year - J"JI let \'ou dl'l' lcil t hl' \\"lr1nl'L Hut "unil,thll1g tel'" rne that vou \\·Oll·t \\ant to 'l'l' thur PII.:t url'" ull naga/ine (0\ l'rproclalllllng theIr contnbut IOn" to "Pllrt, t hI" 't"a ... eJT1. ~tIlI greater c'!I1lL'bdck" hall' i)l'l'n macie, and ll1aYlw. ju ... t ma\ bt t hl''''l' naml· ... will appl'ar on d

dIfferent I·~t I hI' t line ne .... t year.

INFORMATION

Competition Includes: Table Tennis January 15 Backgammon January 18 Darts January 19

Unless you feed a meter no matter where you park on campus you must have a parking permit. Student liS" permits are available from the Central Cashier's Office, 401 Warren Campus, between the hours of 9:00 am and 3:00 pm, Monday through Friday.

Billiards January 20 Chess January 22

Top competlton will go to the Reglonals at Fullerton State Feb. 18, 19 & iO •

x4037 Department of PhYSical EducatIon

To enter any or all of the tournaments, sign up at the Office of Campus Recreation. Fees are $1 per person per event. For more information, call 452-4037 or see Laurel at the Rec. Club Office,

The cost of an US" permit is $45.00 and is good through June 30th, 1983.

STUDENT PERMITS ARE ONLY VALID IN YELLOW STRIPED SPACES.

If you have any que tion about parking or are interested in joining a carp 01 or vanpool or getting inf rmation n San Diego or North

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a call on campu extension 4223 (452-4223),

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Classifieds Announcements

"The Opening of Mr. Beethoven." (Xrllted, no one under 18 lIdmitted) Slit. JlIn. 8, 7:00,9:00,11 :00 USB 2722.52.00. Tickets lit the Box Office. Sponsored by the lacrosse Tellm. (1/6)

STYlE, VARIETY, & a SALE! Artcarved CllIss Rings has it 1I1i. Order now & save 525. JlIn. 1 (}14, 9-3, University Bookstore. (1/10)

Anyone Interested In stllrtlng a student organization based on principles of economIC and personlll liberty (i.e. no government coercion) contact Linda, 26cr1706 or Steve, 459-8073. Keep trYing. (1/10)

JOin the Coffee Club! $4 for all the coffee you want all quarter. SI9n up In Revelle Community Center. (1/13)

Ready to hit the slopes? Big Bear commuter ski trip 1/15. Refreshments! Sign up in Revelle Com. Centro 57 (1/13)

Are you too coool to 90 to med schoo\? Or too cool not to go' Come and find out USB2622at8 pm 1/1 1 (1/10)

Commuter 1M teams forming now -soccer and basketball. Sign up In Revelle Community Center ( 1/1 0)

All women Interested In softball tryouts - Jan 3-14 from 4-6 pm at Warren Field Intercollegiate softball (1 14)

Commuters - Do you dribble? Soccer & basketbalilMs starting soon. Sign up in Revelle Community Centr (1/10)

Ma)( Mogul says - Commuter ski triP 1/ 1 5, be there ' $7 Sign up In Revelle Community Center (1/13)

PhysiCS 2A students - order your copy of a complete set of problems from lecture, selected problems from text, weekly qUizes, sample midterm, and 2 sample finals. All With answers worked out Over 200 pages to save you time and Improve your grade In thiS tough course - All for 515 Call 270-5074 after 8 pm to reserve your copy. (1 / 1 0)

Contemporary Issues 2, Seminar B -Contemporary Issues & Americlln Indillns is cllncetled. Please call x3589 for further InforITIlItion. (1/13)

45( lIdds up! SlIVe bucks and join the coffee Club. 54 1I1i quarter. Sign up In Revelle Community Center. (1/13)

Wanted

GlIrage wantf;d nf;lIr UCSO. ClIn pay SO.mo Lellve mes5llgf; lit EDNA office for LiSll 452-3362. (1/13)

Soccer - Need women now for 1I div. soccer team In SO Peninsula League. Contact Sara Cabirllc 455-5379. (1/13)

Bass, drums, keyboards needed Two creative guitansts starting wor1<ing band, pllly!ng rock, fusion, whatever. Call Doug 453-0558 or Tony 279-3448 anytime. (1/13)

Bass recorder wanted - Renaissance model preferred. Call 233-5599 (1/6)

Travel

CIEE/Council Travel Open M-F 10-5 In the Student Center ClEE offers budget flights, rail passes, tours, books, insurance, work and study programs, and much more. Call 452-0630. (6/9)

Personals

Due to the lack of new pledges, Gamma Omega Delta 's Fall Rush week has been cleclared a smashing success There Will be a WIld Tab and popcorn SOCial to kick off another year of snobbery at Random House. Be there or dont come. (1/6)

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Housing

Woodlllnds townhouse nellr UCSD 2 bd 2.5 bth nellr PlIrk double car gllrage 5725 permth 272-3700, 26cr1247.(1/6)

Room for rent, Genesee Highiclnds. Fully furnished 3br condo. 5180 mo. & V. utll Must Rent! 457-1387. (1/10)

Nonsmoking felTlllie roomlTlllte wllnted to shllre room In Del MlIr condo walk to beach, 10 min to UCSD, pool & jacuzzi 5200 mo utlls Inc ClIli Mindy 481 -5330. (1/20)

RlTIlIte wlll1ted! MlIle to share iclrge rm close to bus lines, shops in III Jolill. Nonsmoking, grlld or upper div student preferred ""'1Ii! immed 5165/ mo uti! inc Ed or Jim 454-3964. (1/10)

Garllge wllnted near UCSD. Can pay 50. mo. Leave message at EDNA office for Lisa 452-3362. (1/13)

Services

All typing - specllllize in scientific lind technlclli. IBM TYPING BY DOT, IBM, fast, expert, reasonble. Resellrch PlIpers and others. Nellrby, M-F, 9-4. 452-0237. (1/13)

Acaclemlc typing - dissertations Low rlltes, fast service. Pro-Type. 454-6860. La Jolla. (6/9)

UNWANTED HAIR REMOVED PERMANENTLY near cllmpus . La Jolla Professional Center, 8950 Villa laJolia Dr. Suite 116crC, call for appt. 453-7040. (6/9)

WORD PROCESSING/TYPING. Professional, fast. ThesiS, reports, etc. Univ City 452-1279. (1/31)

PSYCHOTHERAPY. Pnvate. Sliding fee Betty Lightstone #8727 232-1256 (1/6)

Thursday, January 6, 198:1

French exchange student will tutor/teach French 510/ hour, call ClItherine lit 488-4343. (1/13)

Top drawer secretllrial service word processing reports, mllnuscnpts, theses Low rlltes. 481-4160. (2/7 )

Need typing done: Call ClIthenne at 488-4343. (1/13)

Counseling/PsychotherllPY. Sliding fee. Betty Lightstone lP008727. Call 232-1251 . (1/10)

Lost & Found

LOST without you, D.V.W. Have lunch WIth me Fri. PM. (1/6)

LOST Sunday Jan 2, my mamut dynaftex climbing rope 11 mmx165. It /s orange WIth a multi-colored braid. Left in Revelle Parking lot. REWARD! Paul 4837215 or Campus Police. (1/13)

Services UCSD hosts tourney BOOKS - complete sets for History 154B 525/ set. Larry 449-0058. (1/6)

78 HONDA HAWK C8400, stored, low miles, $700 like new 454-8766. (1/10)

FRIDGE and hotplate - small bar type sanyo $65, 1 burner plate 510 both new 454-8766 Keep trying ( 1/ 10)

Pioneer receIVer 30 watts list 5325 asking 5250, Pioneer turntable w / cartndge list 5200 asking 5150, both stili under warranty, cllil DaVid 455-7929. (1/17)

'73 VW contertlble excellent condition $5,000 call 755-6915. (1/17)

Beautiful acoustic steel string gUitar w/ hard case brand new condition best offer 755-0775 (1/10)

Sacrifice 1982 Honda MB5 under 3000 ml Including Shol helmet and leather gloves 5450 after 5 pm 452-9407.(1/1 0)

SURFBOARD 7'6" new condition plastic fantastic 590/ best offer 566-5131 ( 1/ 6 )

FOR SALE 1973 OPEL 1900-4dr sedan looks clean. Great to race mags, racing :;eats, spare transmission, roll bar, tOwing kit, and much more! I $2,250 or best offer Call Stuart, 453-8555 (1/13)

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