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Letters Caseload Thank you to Bob Stauffer for his excellent article on gubernatorial candidate Ed Case (Cover Story, "The Case for Case," HW, 7 /3). It is very refreshing for this District 6 voter to learn that he doesn't have to abandon the Democratic Party -that change is attainable by electing a candidate from within the party ranks who does not support the "old boys" political culture.

It's time for the people ofHawai 'i to decide who will lead them the next four years - not the political machines of this state or the "ruling" parties in D.C.

Tim Slear

I know Ed Case's record and I know Tom Gill. Ed Case is no Tom Gill.

Joe Singer

In describing Ed Case as a liberal Democrat, Stauffer ignored all his votes along with Republicans. His proposed economic reforms in the interview are the exact opposite of his justifications for the very regres­sive economic-revitalization legisla­tion. On a bill to defend plantation worker homeowners against preda­tory lenders, he voted with Republi­cans to support the lenders. There are many other examples.

Jerome G. Manis

Your story was a masterful piece of high-balling the problems of our state. Sure, it is painfully evi­dent that we need a leader with un­stable ideas.

Invest your vote with Mazie Hi­rono. Mazie is an upbeat, can-do lady with some bulldog and bulldozer in

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Vol. 12, No. 29 July 17 - 23, 2002

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and move our state forward, and make our lives better. The best can be ours.

Homer Campbell

An excellent, excellent interview by Bob Stauffer. Ed Case articulates much of what upsets me about the recent Democratic administrations.

However, I take mild exception to what he characterizes as "the byzantine network of politicians, bureaucrats and business people that has accreted itself onto the state of Hawai 'i's political system since the mid-1960s." Prior to that time the administrations, appointed and elected, had been Republican. Those Republican administrations were guilty of the excesses Case at­tributes to the Democrats today. The best thing to happen to Hawai 'i was the election of governors John A. Bums and George Ariyoshi. It has been downhill ever since.

I cannot quarrel that the seeds of today's excesses may have started then, but inevitably, idealism turns to greed with the assumption of power. My ideal as a longtime De­mocrat as well as an appointee of Governor Burns is for a group of young, idealistic Democrats to as­sume control of the Democrat Party and for the "old boys" to quietly dis­appear. But we know that can't (won't) happen.

Therefore, I will vote for Ed Case in the Democrat primary knowing he cannot win. The next-best alter­native for Hawai 'i, then, is to vote Republican in the general election.

Lawrence Chun

Thank yqp so much for your recent interview with Ed Case, candidate for governor. Up to now, I have been supporting his candidacy without much real knowledge about the is­sues he considers important and what he would like to do about them. I simply viewed him as a man with in­tegrity, something too many of the current Democrats in positions of power seem to lack. Because of your article, I now have better information on which to base my support.

I, too, reject the entrenched "old boy" network of "aristo­crats" or powerbrokers in our state government and see substan­tial value in Mr. Case's approach. He seems to be more of a true Democrat than many others who loudly claim to be. (Mr. Case may be anti-establishment as it currently exists, but I don't see him as a Tom Gill. Jean King was a friend of mine many years ago until she chased me away because she felt our friendship might damage my reputation. In my mind, that's a pretty good demon­stration of integrity.)

Mr. Case has obviously given a lot of thought to some of the more serious issues that need to be ad­dressed in this gubernatorial elec­tion, and I think he should be able to make a good case for himself (pun intended.) I look forward to hearing more from and about him.

Sheenagh Burns

After reading your excellent article and interview with Ed Case, I would like to respond to Donald Koelper's letter about the smear tactics the Re­publicans have used against the De­mocrats. I think he's referring to my letter ("Pen pals," HW, 6/26). If Koelper reads "The Case for Case"

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he will get a real insight into the De­mocratic Party since statehood. He should read it and weep.

The Democratic Party in Hawai 'i has taken a page from their big broth­ers in Chicago (the Daly machine) and New York (Tammany Hall). What they did was pick who would run for office, dole out patronage jobs and pay for votes. I don't know if this is the situation here in Hawai 'i (I've only been here 4.5 years), but it sure doesn't smell kosher to me.

Ed Case touched on a subject that is central to the ills that affect both parties nationwide, and that is campaign-finance reform. He talked about the public financing campaigns, which is good; but I would also try to get the Federal Communications Commission to insist that the media (TV and radio) give free ads to anyone running for office, plus debate times. Since the FCC hands out licenses and sells frequencies, it shouldn't be too hard to get the electronic media to cooperate. That should also satisfy the First Amendment concerns of anyone running for office.

One subject that Mr. Case didn't talk about, and which I think is really needed (badly) here in Hawai'i, is term limits. That's the only way you're going to see young blood coming into politics; otherwise the same bums get elected year after year.

I can't understand why the voter turnout is so low here. With this beautiful weather, the turnout should be at least 75 percent. When I was living in New York, I voted in rain, sleet, snow and when the tem­perature was in the teens.

Fred Cavaiuolo

HECO's folly I enjoyed Ian Lind's commentary on the next chapter in the Wa 'ahila ridge

novel (Honolulu Diary, "HECO turns to the PUC," HW, 713). Hon­olulu Weekly has been instrumental in the success of our communities.

Malama O Manoa and the Manoa Neighborhood Board would like to thank you immense­ly for your continuing insightful coverage of the struggle to protect Wa'ahila ridge. It has been a long journey of 10 years and we are pleased with the Board of Land and Natural Resources' decision to deny Hawaiian Electric Compa­ny's conservation district use per­mit application. Hawai'i's greatest resource is its scenic beauty, and it behooves all of us who enjoy it to protect it for future generations. We greatly appreciate your contin­uing support as Hawaiian Electric continues its quest for a Kamoku­Piikele line.

Hawaiian Electric has never lost a battle of this magnitude. They state they have invested too much into this project and must see it through. For the time being, they will not be able to build their power lines over the ridge. How­ever, HECO can appeal the deci­sion to the BLNR or the Circuit Court. They state they will ask the Public Utilities Commission to rule on the need for the line. If they prevail before the PUC, it could possibly change the balance of this project and perhaps com­mence another battle over a new route - one that might go through St. Louis Heights.

So we all must remain vigilant. We believe strongly that this project is unnecessary and will set Hawai 'i energy independence back 50 years.

Jeremy Lam Malama O Miinoa

Miinoa Neighborhood Board

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Ko Olina veto Thanks to Governor Cayetano for removing that millstone from tax­payers' necks. And kudos to Sally Apgar for her comprehensive, un­derstandable article "Ko Olina flare­up" (Politics, HW, 7/3).

The Society Islands offer count­less miles of natural habitat for fab­ulously colorful fish, a natural "aquarium" with amazing coral for­mations. It's a far, far better experi­ence than looking at a man-made tank filled with incarcerated crea­tures. No comparison. (And without a claustrophobia attack on a grid­lock freeway!)

As for the article on Ed Case: I'm now one of his fans.

Rosemarie Tucker

Ted rocks I am an avid reader of Honolulu Weekly and one of the principle rea­sons is the Ted Rall cartoon every week. He really hit the nail on the head in his strip about "I-SPAN" (HW, 7/3). Keep it up, friend!

Reggie Jones

Dept. of corrections • Editorial intern Lisa Huynh's name was misspelled (Hot Picks,"!*@# the 4th," HW, 713; Rear Window, "Breathe deep," HW, 6/26). The Weekly regrets the typos.

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Hawaiian hearts Hawaiian hearts were broken over the decision by Kamehameha Schools to select a non-Hawaiian child for admittance to their Maui campus. The recent announcement has rocked the Hawaiian community.

· At a July 15 meeting called by KS trustees at the Kapa.lama campus, the faith Hawaiians had in the trustees was broken as well. The first hisses and catcalls for resignations came from the audience when Trustee Con­stance Lau said, "I don't think any­one in making the decision expected this reaction." KS CEO Hamilton McCubbin's PowerPoint presenta­tion on KS' admissions process didn't help matters. After laying out the de­tails that led the admission committee to a conclusion that no Hawaiian ap­plicants were eligible, the audience of several hundred began ob,1ecting from every possible angle.

"This is a crock," said Kawika Trask, class of 1976. "You have thousands of Hawaiian kids out there. Whether or not they meet the criteria, those are the kids who need help."

A woman stood up. "We love this school," she said. "It's the only thing we Hawaiians still have that belorigs to us. Why was this meeting not called before now? Because you knew we would try to block you."

The KS trustees variously ad­dressed their concerns about the fu­ture of the trust and the trust's "chess game" with the IRS, and noted the legal limits of what they can actually discuss in public. None of it elicited much sympathy from the angry crowd in Ke'elikolani Auditorium.

Visibly grief-stricken Trustee Nainoa Thompson said, "I am here to respond to the community I'm sup­posed to serve. I want to say how sor­ry I am for hurting so many Hawai­ians. If we lose our [tax-exempt] sta­tus, my guess is Kamehameha Schools will start to look like Puna­hou " To this. Pohai Ryan, elected drrector of the KS Alumni Associa­tion O 'ahu region, said, 'The school will be challenged, that is a given. But if we lose this battle, it's with a fight. We are not accepting apologies -you have opened the floodgates. This is a test case and you know it. That kid' s family has people behind them."

-Anne Keala Kelly

Hawaiian hearts II The decision to admit a non-Hawai­ian to the Kamehameha Schools Maui campus has resulted in re­newed scrutiny of the school's cur­rent admissions policy to exclude non-Hawaiians.

Although KS is a private institution, to the extent that it receives federal or state funds in any of its programs, it is precluded by federal and state law from discriminating on the basis of race. Title VI of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 precludes public and private educational institutions that have fed­erally assisted programs or activities from discriminating on the basis of race, color or national origin.

Whether the KS currently re­ceives federal or state funding and is thus subject to anti-discrimination laws in its admissions policies is un­clear. The school discontinued its participation in the junior ROTC program and a federal lunch pro­gram several years ago. However,

the cooperative programs between KS and the Hawai 'i Department of Education may have the unintend­ed result of subjecting the schools to anti-discrimination laws.

Regardless of whether the will of Bernice Pauahi Bishop may be inter­preted to provide only for the educa­tion of children of Hawaiian ancestry, such a provision would be unenforce­able to the extent that it conflicts with the law. Other provisions of the princess' will have been held invalid by the courts. For example, the re­quirement in the will that all teachers be of the Protestant faith was invali­dated by the Ninth Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals in 1993. It ruled that the school could not discriminate in its hiring practices as to teachers of sec­ular (as opposed to religious) subjects.

The school's current policy of ad­mitting students of Hawaiian ances­try would not likely withstand a Title VI challenge. While KS could per­missibly consider race as a factor in its admissions process and possibly extend a preference to students of Hawaiian ancestry, it could not do so to the complete exclusion of non­Hawaiians. However, if KS adopted a nondiscriminatory admissions pol­icy, it would profoundly alter the character of the school.

-Kirk Cashmere

Greenhouse The 2002 state election filing dead­line is July 23, but by press time two Green Party members on Kaua 'i had announced campaigns for open seats on the seven-member County Council, while one (and possibly two) Greens are running for the Big Island's nine-district Council.

Another Green has declared his intent to run for the newly reappor­tioned 5th House District (South Kona, Ka' ii , Mountain View, Vol­cano). Jack Kelly, coffee farmer/journalist/environmental ac­tivist, is taking on used-to-be-a Re­publican Democrat Bob Herkes.

In the July 1 issue of Hawai'i Is­land Journal, Keep Kealakekua Wild! member David Ki.mo Frankel laid the groundwork for Kelly's campaign by reminding Big Island voters that Herkes was a longtime Bishop Estate legislative lackey, just like Milton Holt, Marshall Ige and Terrance Tom. Frankel noted that the former House rep opposed a minimum-wage increase, no-fault insurance reform and various envi­ronmental initiatives.

Kelly said he aims to stop Herkes with a "land and preservation" plat­form. The Weekly caught up with him before he headed out the door to canvas his rural, 110-mile long, diversified-ag district.

"My basic mission is to promote community empowerment," Kelly said, which includes perpetuating Native Hawaiian heritage and push­ing for Department of Education re­form. Kelly accepts only contribu­tions from actual voters, not self-in­terested businesses.

"We' re going to win it with nothing except love," said Kelly, dead serious.

In the nonpartisan County Council race, Green Party member Bob Ja­cobson, a nurse, is hoping to fill his wife's shoes in the recently reappor­tioned District 6 seat (Puna, Ka 'ii,

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South Kona . . . and now parts of Hilo; two gerrymandering lawsuits are pending). Jacobson's wife Julie, a teacher, is the only elected Green statewide, and one of only a handful across the country. Jacobson's themes are healthy land use, preservation of communities, social and economic justice and open government.

Green member Jeff Turner, a CPA, is weighing a run for the Dis­trict 7 seat (South Kona down through most of the coffee belt along Kealakekua to Honaunau).

On Kaua 'i, educators Carol Bain and Ray Chuan are stressing the need for honoring state Sunshine Laws, with Chuan also promoting the need to "protect kama 'aina from the impacts of wealth coming form the Mainland" and Bain pushing for better govern­ment accountability and oversight.

-Chad Blair

Donahue's back There he was, white-haired and bug­eyed behind his glasses, a little bit over-amped and red in the face, tak­ing on the live-feed visages of con­servative Sen. James Inhofe (R, Ok­lahoma) and Ahmed Chalabi, a fierce anti-Saddamite and pretender to the Iraqi presidency. Back and forth they went, arguing about the inevitability of war with Iraq, stoked by another guest, former UN weapons inspector Scott Ritter, who argued angrily that Bush and the hawks have absolutely no proof of Hussein's weapons-of­mass-destruction capability.

"It looks like we're going to war," said the white-haired host lightly, sarcastically, "hi-ho, hi-ho!"

Phil Donahue is back on TV, and in the middle of the boob tube' s most poisonous political/ideological fray: the cable news gabfest. TV's original talking liberal, now 66, but still wear -ing his humanism on his sleeve, has come home to save television.

Donahue 1s on MSNBC week­nights at 5 p.m. local time. The time slot is key: Donahue - and his ide­ology - are up against The O'Reil­ly Factor's right-wing pandering on Fox News and CNN's Connie Chung Tonight's down-the-middle mix of corporate-washed news and infotainment.

"This contest is the clearest na­tional political race since the muddy results from F1orida in 2000," wrote Don Hazen, executive editor of Al­temet.org, in a July & article trum­peting Donahue's TV return. "Don­ahue is perhaps the most honest man on television," Hazen wrote, calling on readers to pass the word and "vote with their remotes."

Besides the Iraq fracas, the July 15 debut show highlights included a Pledge of Allegiance debate between Donahue and conservative pundit Pat Buchanan, who's apparently to be­come a regular on the show.

"You can't force an American to believe anything!" Donahue sput­tered at Buchanan, while Buchanan insisted that the majority still rules.

Thumbs up or down? Based on the debut show, sideways. Donahue will calm down once the fizzy excitement wears off; then his serious, heartfelt reservations about the rightward drift of Washington and the nation may begin to penetrate the American couch-potato brain.

-Curt Sanbum

Publisher's Letter

Think local LAURIE V. CARLSON

A few months ago I was invited to the island of Kaua 'i to participate in a live­ly panel discussion

about media, put together by the island's League of Women Voters. The publishers and journalists dis­cussed what can be done to devel­op alternative community news sources, because the quality of Kaua'i's daily newspaper is so poor. Kaua'i faces a local news void because the Pulitzer corpora­tion, owner of The Garden Island daily, is more interested in milking the profits out of that small island than in funding solid journalism. Some Kaua 'i residents describe their sole newspaper as a "Pennysaver-type publication."

The question is, Where can our small and unique island communi­ties go to get better news and infor­mation when their primary sources are largely owned by off-island cor­porations? There aren't any easy an­swers, but Kaua'i's residents can look at the rest of the state and see that independent newspapers are emerging, competing and winning market share from large, out-of-state corporations.

The Big Island has suffered a lack of coverage over the years because its two dailies are owned by another off-shore corporation, Las Vegas­based Stephens Media Group, well known for its poor editorial products - even worse, in fact, than the giant Gannett corporation when Gannett has no competition in a market.

Fortunately for Big Island resi­dents, there is now a community­based paper, the Hawai'i Island Journal, run and owned by a couple who have only recently moved to Hawai ' i from the Mainland, but who have an abiding interest and strong background in journalism. Since they took over the newspaper (formerly Ka 'u Landing), just a short time ago, they have expanded both its size and circulation. So threatened are the two dailies owned by Stephens Media (the Hawai'i Tribune-Herald and West Hawai'i Today) that they have gone so far as to prohibit the biweek­ly Journal from using their classified ads to find employees.

Maui's Cameron family, when it decided to sell the Maui News, made a pledge not to sell the daily to either Gannett or to Stephens Media, be­cause they cared about what would become of the quality of Maui's dai­ly newspaper if it was sold to either of those companies, and today it's still an award-winning paper.

The Haleakala Times has been towing the line on community inter­est journalism in upcountry Maui for many years now. The paper works hard to keep abreast of the politics of development and beach access. And, recently, Maui Time has made a vigorous effort to get more serious about politics and community issues in south Maui.

This issue of locally owned and locally controlled publications is one of many concerns evidenced in

the struggle against globaliiation and the increasing power of large corporations. Unfortunately, corpo­rate control is not limited to the dai­ly newspaper business. Many-of our former colleagues at Mainland alter­native weeklies have moved on, in large part because so many weeklies are now under new corporate own­ership. There was a real sense of loss at last year's annual Association of Alternative Newsweeklies con­vention, because so many attendees are now working for chains such as the New Tjmes and the Village Voice mini-empires. The recent West Coast convention attended by Weekly staff had totally eliminated both the editorial and design ses­sions, because the chain papers weren't interested in sharing ideas or cross-pollinating with their col­leagues. The entire focus of the con­vention was sales and distribution - the business side of newspapers.

The new, newsweekly chains are owned by venture capitalists and others whose primary interest is in "building value" for their owners. Eventually, I'd bet these large groups of weeklies will be sold to even larger corporations (like Gan­nett); or they will sold publicly on the stock market. At that point, these weeklies will have to answer to mar­ketplace investors who are chiefly concerned with short-term profits and immediate returns.

hat can you do to support our local, commu­nity-focused publications?

Think about using them next time you have a room to rent or a staff member to hire. Consider putting your used-car ad or workshop announcement in an independent, locally owned publication. Rates are competitive and reach is targeted to people who are well-educated, active and engaged in the community.

The value of urban newsweeklies - and their readerships - contin­ues to appeal to both Mainland and local advertisers who understand this unique niche, but there are still a lot of local businesspeople who do not understand the Weekly's strength as an advertising vehicle, even though they themselves read it. Hollywood studios, Tower Records, Samuel Adams all get it - we'd like more locally based advertising agencies and corporations to try the

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Weekly as well. _ This past year has been an unusual one, and, despite the traumatic events of 2001, the Weekly continued to maintain its strong readership and distribution. Sept. 11 brought its own set of problems and budget cuts to both national and state economies, and it has taken some time for things to return to normal. The Weekly, along with many other media, lost revenue as tourism slumped and ad campaigns were slashed.

In March 2001, the Honolulu Star-Bulletin was pruned off of its joint operating agreement, losing its decades-old connection with the Gannett-held Honolulu Advertiser. It was then pulled together with publisher David Black's other pur­chase, MidWeek, the direct mail, su­permarket-insert-rich weekly tabloid. Gannett, sensing a sea change well in advance of these changes, aggressively expanded its editorial content and lowered its ad­vertising rates. At one point last summer, it was all but impossible to hire any newspaper advertising salespeople because of the surge in hiring at these two corporations. Fortunate! y, this too has passed, and this year we've been able to hire a num~r of great people for our sales departments.

Both our display and classified sales departments are stronger than ever. We've purchased new classi­fied software and developed new tools for our salespeople. We have extensive information for our clients on just who Weekly readers are, what activities they engage in and why they are such a good fit for so many types of business.

This spring our editorial staff and our wonderful crew of freelance writers, led by Managing Editor Curt Sanbum, brought home awards from both the Hawai 'i Publishers' Association and the Society of Pro­fessional Journalists. We're excited­ly gearing up to cover the fall elec­tions, particularly because there will be some real choices out there for the first time in many years.

All of the Weekly' shard-working staff - editorial, production, ac­counting, distribution and sales -are committed to getting the best publication possible out to you, each and every week, and stoking the public discourse. None of this would be possible without your sup­port and interest - mahalo nui, and enjoy our thought-provoking 11th anniversary special issue. •

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The War Machine at Work HAUNANI-KAY TRASK

The worst outcrop o/herd life is the military system, which I abhor . ... This plague-spot of civilization ought to be abolished with all possible- speed.

· -Albert Einstein

I f the remarkable humanist and scientific genius, Albert Einstein, were alive tod~y; hi~ abhorrence ?f the military w~uld galvanize him to resist its latest pre­danons m the Hawauan Islands. Usmg the pretext of defending America against terrorist attacks, this new militarization portends increased land tak­ings, army and air force build-up, and massive construction, including roads

and harbor extensions. Euphemistically called a "transformation" in military docu­ments, it is nothing less than the largest military land grab since the Second World War. And a land grab with the approval of the majority of our pro-military congres­sional delegation, particularly Sen. Dan Inouye.

Beginning in the 1980s, with the proclaimed end of the Cold War, the so-called "peace dividend" resulted in the U.S. military reluctantly downsizing its historically dominant presence in Hawai'i. It also returned some of the land it had been occupying.

But in recent years the Pentagon has reversed direction. In 1998, under the cover of what is euphemistically called "friendly condemnation," it grabbed 8,000 acres ofland on O'ahu (an area 10 times the size of Waikiki; and recently announced plans to seize up to 2,000 additional acres. In terms of percentage of land controlled by the military, O'ahu is closing in on Guam, Oki-

Even before its newly planned-for expansion, the Pohakuloa Training Area was the largest military training area in Hawai'i, and the largest live-fire training facility in the Pacific. Most of that immense area is ceded land that, by the Army's own estimate, con­tains 27 endangered species of plants and animals, 50 historical sites and over 1,000 archeological features : As reported by The Honolulu Advertiser on July 9, 2002, Pohakuloa has the highest concentration of endangered species of any Army installation in the world.

But none of this matters since bombing and artillery training continue unabated. The military, of course, has never cared much about the environment. They simply file their Environmental Impact Statements, and take the heat at routine public hearings. Now, the Army proposes to steal another 23,000 acres at Pohakuloa for the training of thou­sands more soldiers, despite the inevitable impacts on the natural biota.3

Among the proposed projects - that will involve a large increase in the 15,000 to 20,000 soldiers who already train at Pohakuloa - are the following: anti-armor live­fire and tracking ranges that include nearly 30 targets, control towers, tracking and ser­vice roads, loading docks, latrines, eating areas, training camp sites and maintenance yards. Entire plant and animal species, along with numerous historic sites, will simply

nawa and other colonial military ,--------------------------------------- be wiped out. A private road is to be built

from Kawaihae Harbor to outposts. Pohakuloa, Hawal'I Island

It is on the Big Island, however, that the greatest land theft in half a century is taking place under the guise of the Army's claim that it needs 98,840 acres of "contiguous land" in order to carry out maneu­vers. That is an area larger than the entire island of Lana'i. Al­though the military already con­trols 109,000 contiguous acres at the Big Island's Pohakuloa Train­ing Area (PT A) along the Saddle Road, it contends that all but 1 9,148 acres of this land is unsuit­able. That means it will require at least an additional 80,000 or so acres. As a down payment, the Army recently announced its in­tent to buy 23,000 acres of land from Parker Ranch. I

While the all-purpose alarm of "nation al security" serves as the usual excuse for these land takings, increased militarization of every­day life threatens Native cultural practices, endangered species and the environmental health and continuity of all Hawai'i communities.

The colony As early as the 1880s, President James A. Garfield's secretary of state, James Blaine, ar­gued that Hawai'i was key to American dominion of the Pacific. And in the Reciproci­ty Treaty of 1887, King Kalakaua was forced to cede Pearl River Lagoon to the Unit­ed States in exchange for duty-free sugar. The treaty was a result of the aptly named· "Bayonet Constitution," forced on Kalakaua by American merchants and politicians. In 1893, when Queen Lili'uokalani was overthrown by haole sugar planters, American troops provided the necessary iron fist to ensure planter success. Once Hawai'i was an­nexed in 1898 - against strong Native protest - politicians in Washington began plan­ning global American military strategy. 2

Because of its unique mid-Pacific location, H awai'i has always been central to Amer­ican hegemony in the vast Far East. The latest military "Transformation" is but a 21st­century version of that domination.

Today, the military controls more than 200,000 ofHawai'i's 4 million acres, an area more than half the size of the island of O'ahu. If its long-term plans for Pohakuloa are accomplished, it will have increased its control ofHawai'i land by almost 50 percent in virtually one fell swoop.

In the past, most of the military acreage carved out ofHawai'i has been Hawaiian land, including stolen ("ceded") lands from the Kingdom and from the Hawaiian ali'i land trusts. Fully 22 percent of O'ahu lands are militarized, while the Defensive Sea Areas range from Kane'ohe Bay to Kaua'i. According to the 1998 U.S. Pacific Command handbook, the military currently occupies 21 installations, eight training areas, two dozen housing complexes and 19 miscellaneous bases and stations throughout the Islands. All told, mil­itary personnel and dependents account for over 16 percent of the state's population. 6 Honolulu Weekly • July 17 . 23, 2002 • www.honoluluweeldy.com

" Pohakuloa to convey new units -,, of soldiers. Hundreds of armored

vehicles, called Strykers, will be flown in by C-17 cargo planes to Bradshaw Airfield, as well as over 500 trucks and Humvees. The Army has acknowledged impacts to cultural and natural resources, air and noise quality,-and general intrusion into the life and tran­quility of the surrounding com­munities. But that's it. An ac­knowledgment. No changes, no withdrawals. 4

In terms of overall military pos­ture, the new Bush administration "cold warriors" support first-strike

, nuclear capability; quick response, mobile ground forces; an d a kind of Dr. Strangelove fascination with high-tech training simulations for the eventual use of high-tech weapons.

On O'ahu, at the proposed Infor­mation Systems Facility at Schofield, for example, the Army plans a 38,000 square-foot, multistory building as "the critical central hub that would provide connectivity to support essential constructive, virtual and real information systems." This facility will be in addi­tion to the proposed, 90,000 square-foot, state of-the-art Mission Support

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Training Fa­cility to house "war-fighting simulations training and digital classroom training" for all the military services. In other words, while the military waits for real blood-and-guts combat, they can practice killing by video games. 5

Other O'ahu support projects include the widening of a 23-mile road between the Helemano Military Reservation and the Kahuku Training Area. 6

None of us will be able to escape this increased military activity - more troops, vehicles, jets, ships and families. Beyond rabid patriotism, local support of the military, including that given by the major political parties, turns on its role as the state's second-largest industry, just behind that other economic par­asite, mass-based corporate tourism. Generating n early $5 billion of the state's gross product, the military is the golden goose so honored by the state's politi­cians . And that goose gets fatter by the day.

Hawai'i's citizens, meanwhile, can do very little to prevent the takeover, just as Native Hawaiians have never been able to stop the continuing theft of our trust lands by the state ofHawai'i and the federal government. We are all forced to endure the massive military " transformation," despite the fact that, in the words of American Friends Ser­vice Committee Hawai'i program director Kyle Kajihiro, "much larger installations are available on the continental U.S."7

As guardian of empire, of the far reach of the United States into the Pacific and Asia, the military is becoming the major power in Hawai'i. During times of war, including the misnamed "war against terrorism," the military is particularly despotic. Just how despot­ic is evident in the "Army transformation" proposal.

The new world order Social scientists and economists have predicted for years the eventual dominance of only one super­power in the world: the United States. The collapse of the Soviet Union, unification of the European states and the convenient excuse of the "war on terror" have enabled the American government to co­erce both its allies and its citizens into a frightening kind of conformity. That conformity will be guar­anteed by an enlarged police state for domestic purposes and a globalized military for maintaining the New World Order.

At the close of World War II, the U.S. Army issued what it called "Orientation Fact Sheet 64," deal­ing with the future threat of fascism. "Fascism always camouflages its plans and purposes," the report said, adding that "any fascist attempt made to gain power in America would not use the exact Hitler pattern. It would work under the guise of 'super-patriotism' and 'super-Americanism."'

Of course, within only a few years of that warning, the rise of McCarthyism proved its accuracy. Llke President Dwight Eisenhower cautioning Americans about the rise of the "military-industrial complex," even the Army can sometimes get things right. And the warning of "Orientation Fact Sheet 64" is as rel­evant today as it was during the witch hunts of the 1950s.

The recent Patriot Act is a prime example, frightening an already-fearful general public by abridging civ­il liberties, including rights to counsel, to a presumption of innocence until proven guilty, to freedoms of movement, private telephone conversations, even visits to the local library without Big Brother harassing librarians to learn which books have been checked out by which patrons. Now, reading a library book is suspect. Just think, potential terrorists lurk in our own small-town libraries!

As humorous as this sounds, the new FBI domestic brand of terrorizing the citizenry is as danger­ous as the new militarization. The FBI now publicizes an 800 phone number to allow anonymous tips about any person believed to be "suspicious." The nature of that suspicion, its proximate cause, reli­ability or any other rational evidence is irrelevant. Once the call is made, the FBI will investigate. I know this to be true, because the new moderator, Shane Pale, of the 'Olelo TV show I'm involved in, First Friday, received a visit from the FBI as the result of an anonymous tip. They told him that all call-in tips will be investigated.

Whatever happened to probable cause? Are all citizens automatically suspect in this time ofhyper-mili­tarism? And if so, of what are we suspected - exercising our alleged rights to public speech, to criticism of the government? Apparently, broadcasting on an alternative media outlet is itself suspect. What next? House visits by the FBI to test our patriotism? Interrogations by some version of the 1950's House Un-American Activities Committee?

As large and small American flags appear everywhere, and while both national and local news media jump on the patriot bandwagon, those who criticize the military, the president, the loss of both civil liberties and forums to defend those liberties, will become "suspects" - suspected of the practice of organized resistance in the defense of the human right to peace.

What needs to be done More public interventions are necessary, especially in Hawai'i. We must organize against militarization, and the new U.S. military budget of $400 billion, the largest military budget in the world- reportedly greater than the defense budgets of the next 15 largest countries combined. We must not allow the process to be closed, overtaken by bureaucrats and politicians. Above all, we must not be cowed into accepting, into going along in the name of "patriotism," what Einstein called "heroism on demand" and which he believed would result in "senseless violence."

The greatest need for public discussion is when governments move to abridge our human rights and thereby degrade our humanity. Those of us who oppose militarism must connect with groups in other parts of the world, not only in our own backyard. This includes people on Okinawa, in Europe and Cana­da, in the South Pacific, in the Philippines and beyond.

Here, in Hawai'i, we need to link the new peace movement with the fight for Hawaiian sovereign­ty and its core value of Malama 'Aina, nourishing the land. It is the Hawaiian people whose sover­eignty was extinguished by the American military in the 19th century. And it is that same military which threatens the safety of the world in the 21st century.

Now is the time to speak out and resist. And keep on resisting. •

Haunani-Kay Trask is a Hawaiian nationalist and the author of four books. Her new book of poetry, Night is a Sharkskin Drum, is due out from the University ofHawai'i Talanoa Series this fall.

Notes I. See the U.S. Army Land Use Reqmrement Study, 1997 Also see Envuonmental Assessments for Land Acquisitions at Pohakuloa Training Area, and at the Kahuku Trammg Area, Department of the Army.

2. Haunam-Kay Trask, From a Native Daughrer: Colomahsm and Sovereignty in Hawai'i (Honolulu: University of Hawa1'i Press, pgs. 2-20).

3. See the List of Proposed Pro1ects to Support Transformation of 2nd Brigade, 25th Infantry Division (L) Hawai'i, Department of the Army.

4. See William Cole, "Big Island residents worry about Army expansion," Honolulu Advemser, July 9, 2002.Honolulu Advertiser, July 9, 2002.

5. List of Proposed Projects to Support Transformation of 2nd Brigade, 25th Infantry Div1S1on (L), Hawai'i, pgs. 1-2.

6. Ibid., pg. 3.

7. Kyle Kajihiro, "Militarized Hawai'i: Occupation, Accommodation, and Resistance," pg. 12, available from the author, program director of the American Friends Service Commmee, Honolulu, HI.

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e Year in Revie\r

Updating some of Honolulu Weekly's top stories

In a year dominated by a singular historic occurrence and with new, disturbing developments arising faster than the Feds

can issue terrorist alerts, the mission of alternative newspapers is as indispensible as ever. Along the way, though,

the Weekly has not strayed from its responsibility to address key local issues. Below are eight of our 52 ( or so) cover stories

of the past year ( or so). You can also peruse the originals in our Web page archives, at www.honoluluweekly.com.

"Wot! Dis not local enough?''

elling out? Who's f I accusing me of sell-

ing out?" says Augie T. on his rise from the Kalihi projects through the local stand-up circuit to statewide

celebritydom. "I grew up poor. I've been poor all my life. I'm not going to be stu­pid. I need to do what's financially good for me and my family. Some radio per­sonalities are here today and gone tomor­row. There's always someone around the comer who is ready to knock me down."

Since the Weekly's cover story "Da Moke Wit Da Joke" by Naomi Sodetani (May 30, 2001), Augie Tulba's face and voice have been everywhere: "Wot! Dis not local enough?!" he asks as he mugs for the camera, rubber slippers and rice cooker in hand on an Aston Hotels 1V spot.

In addition to Aston, the 34-year-old comic has landed endorsement deals with Tropilicious Ice Cream, a line of cookies for Aloha Bakery and the Hawaiian Tele­phone Employees Federal Credit Union.

"What's the big deal?" he asks. "I'm eating Tropilicious anyway. I evaluate everything I do. If someone asked me to start pushing Budweiser, I might take a second look at it."

In addition to his No. 2-rated morning radio show on Island Rhythm 98.5 with co-host Lanai, Augie's smile appears on 1V shows Hawaii Stars and Jan Ken Po: Hawaii's Ultimate Game Show.

He still does stand-up in Lanai and Augie's Comedy Shack, most recently held at Dave & Buster's.

"I never considered myself a disc jock­ey," he asserts. "When I do stand-up I'm in control of my ship. It's a big high for me, being in front of people. There's no

producers or directors telling me to make sure I smile at camera B."

Asked if he has had to tone down his eth­nic jokes, which in the past included a Samoan Santa Claus who bullies kids, Augie replies, "I'm not gonna change who I am. I think the biggest compliment is when I ticked some people off. Because if you're not causing nothing, then you really are nothing.

"If someone says to me, 'Ho brah, what you said this morning made me laugh,' then I know that I'm doing my job. I want to be known as a local comic that everyone can laugh to. That's it, brah. I want to tell a story. I want to be that guy you can meet just shopping at Foodland."

-IJWang

Mr. Tifly frustrated

ayor Jeremy Harris' plans to clear out strip bars and various seedy establishments from around the Hawai'i Convention Center died a quiet, unattended death in

the City Council zoning committee in April ("Stripped Clean," HW, Aug. 8, 2001).

With the usual glitz and hype, Harris had announced in March 2001 a plan to condemn and level six parcels across from the Convention Center and to transform the area into a park-like "Gateway to Waikiki."

Among the targeted businesses was Club Rock-Za, a strip club that employs more than 100 people and has done a booming business since 1987, often catering to the same, sinful Waikiki tourist trade Harris sought to please with trees.

The Convention Center Special District, as the plan was called, would have eliminated all adult-entertainment shops within a three-year period and

8 Honolulu Weekly • July 17 - 23, 2002 • www.honoluluweekly.com

laid down some strict design require­ments for the businesses that would be allowed to stay. The city's task force never actually finalized the size or physi­cal boundaries of the proposed district. Harris had budgeted $6 million to con­demn and buy the properties.

But Bill 67, which went to the city zoning committee last July, died in April after two extensions expired. The proposal could be resuscitated, but it is unlikely that will happen anytime soon.

When asked for an update, Carol Costa, Harris spokesperson, said only that "the city has been working with the landowners and three of the five are receptive to selling their property." She did not identify the landowners.

The owner of Rock-Za could not be reached for comment.

Harris' idea mimicked that of former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani, who transformed raffish Times Square into a 13-acre family-friendly mall. But, as Earle Partington, the attorney for Aaxtion Adult Video and Books and Crystal Palace/Centerfolds/ Pleasure Dome nightclub, observed, "Harris underestimated the depth of opposition to his plan in this economy, the loss of jobs and the outcry of prop­erty owners.

"As far as I know, the City Council

buried it. I don't think the administra­tion has given up on it, but I don't think they know where to go or how."

-Sally Apgar

Dobelle • Wises up

interviewed UH Presi­dent Evan Dobelle for a Weekly cover story, "Can He Do It?" (Sept. 19, 2001), when he was new to the job and hadn't raised many eyebrows. I found this

East Coast politician-academic, two months into the job, nai've about how things work here.

He had evidently been using his time -most faculty were off for the summer -to schmooze with local politicians and powerbrokers. He took a couple of calls from various powerbrokers even as we were setting up to start the interview.

Just previous to Dobelle's arrival at Manoa, the university system had been decimated by about a billion dollars in budget cuts, by an anti-university gover­nor, by a lap-dog university president and by a Legislature that didn't care (see "Gutting the UH," March 14, 2001). Morale, particularly at the flagship Manoa campus, was near rock-bottom. Do belle seemed unaware of the problem but offered that losing even one faculty position was "unacceptable."

He's done better since. He's turned to the faculty not only to hear their concerns, but also to involve them direct­ly in the conception and implementation of budget and personnel decisions.

Leaming on the job, Dobelle has tried to keep the state's old-boy bureaucrats at bay while carrying out a bit of reform. He flip-flopped on the Kaka'ako waterfront medical school, finally approving it after initially opposing the location ("Putting disease samples and dangerous medical waste in a tsunami zone is stupid," he had

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said on first consideration). He's also dutifully been a cheerleader for

huge university construction proposals, in­cluding the West O'ahu campus. At the same time, embarrassed by the exorbitant and well-publicized costs for fixing up Col­lege Hill, his official residence, he began to analyze university building jobs and flew in Jack Bradshaw, a Massachusetts-based con­sultant, to oversee future university jobs.

A year ago he repeated the shibai he'd been fed that he didn't have to prepare budget plans for the 2002 Legislature, because, as he said, he'd been promised no budget cuts. Later, evidently grasping the bull he'd been given, he was able to mobilize to keep UH cuts to just 2.5 per­cent, when it could have been a lot worse.

The good news is that he's still here and still trying. He's won over huge num­bers of faculty, students and interested observers. We wish Dobelle well, despite - or perhaps because of - the fact that defenders of vested interests are beginning to take potshots at him. Just two weeks ago, State Sen. Cal Kawamoto held a news conference to ask "How you figgah?" and to ding Dobelle and his "dream team from the East Coast" for the university's apparent downsizing of plans for the West O'ahu campus, as well as for its hiring of Mainlander Herman Frazier as athletic director.

- Bob Stauffer

In plain sight

I he Weekly cover story "Free Speech R.I.P." (Dec. 12, 2001) detailed the Bush ad-ministration's crack­down on civil liberties in the wake of9/ll, and was written by

New Haven Advocate writer Hank Hoff­man. We asked him for an update:

Attorney General John Ashcroft announced on May 30 that he was freeing the Federal Bureau of Investigation from restrictions on political spying. "We seek to protect life and liberty from terrorism and other criminal violence," he said, "with a scrupulous respect for civil rights and personal freedoms." The posted re­marks on the Department of Justice Web site fail to indicate whether Ashcroft said this with a straight face. It would be laugh­able in its rank dishonesty except that what is at stake is the very notion of freedom from arbitrary government power.

"Almost with a vengeance, the Bush administration is trying to establish a new legal order," said Michael Ramer, a hu­man rights attorney and head of the New York-based Center for Constitutional Rights, "that in times of national emer-

gency or during 'wars against terrorism' they can dispense with protections, par­ticularly of checks and balances."

Among developments of the last six months:

• Hundreds of prisoners taken in Afghanistan have been transferred to Camp X-Ray at the Guantanamo Naval Base. The administration has refused to characterize the detainees as prisoners of war, which would require that they be let go at the end of hostilities. According to John Quigley, a professor of international law at Ohio State University, "The manner in which we are holding them is unlawful." Their treatment, said Quigley, does not meet the standards of the Geneva Convention.

• The government in June transferred custody of Jose Padilla, also known as Ab­dullah Al Mujahir, to military custody as .m "enemy combatant." Although he is accused of being involved in a radioactive "dirty bomb" plot, Padilla has not been charged with any crime. The American Civil Liberties Union charged that the government had reneged on "earlier as­surances that citizens would not be sub­ject to military jurisdiction."

• Several hundred immigrants rounded up in the aftermath of Sept. 11 continue to be held without regard to due process. The administration has fought vigorously to deny these detainees legal rights, ap­pealing, f.r example, a state court order in New Jersey requiring the disclosure of the identities of the people detained in that state's facilities. As of the beginning of June, not one of the more than 1,500 individuals arrested in the post-Sept. 11 dragnet have been charged with crimes related to the attacks. In addition, thou­sands of Middle Eastern and South Asian men in the country on temporary visas have been subject to FBI and police inter­rogations on Ashcroft's orders, a blatant instance of ethnic profiling.

(Editors' note: The New York Times reported July 11 that the DO] has recent­ly deported many of these detainees, of­ten so abrupdy that family members did not know until days later.)

• The proposed Homeland Security cabinet department would amount to a "super-domestic spy agency," Michael Ramer said. According to Timothy Edgar, an ACLU Legislative Counsel, the plan "exempts the new agency from a host of laws designed to keep government open and accountable and to protect whistle­blowers."

• Guidelines that strictly circumscribed FBI surveillance of political and religious groups have been lifted. The CIA will again be allowed to compile files· on American citizens and share them with other agencies. The restrictions had been imposed in the 1970s after the revelation of widespread abuse of civil liberties. This time around the secret police will have 21st-century technology at their disposal as well as the USA-Patriot Act's sweeping definition of "domestic terrorism."

North Shore surfers vs. the City: Page S

ne Billot Rilhts in wartime: cautionary ~les ~omme ~ntlines.

''Dissent is going to be criminalized, more or less, just by the fact that the government is going to be spying on it, and people are going to be frightened," Ramer said.

- Hank Hoffman

Akaka Bill update

On Jan. 30 of this year, the Weekly's cover sto­ry raised questions and broadcast alarms felt by many Hawaiians regarding the contro­versial Akaka federal recognition bill then

making its way through Congress. Just last Monday, July 15, at 4 a.m.

Hawai'i time, the state's congressional dele­gation convened a roundtable discussion in

the nation's Capitol about Native Hawaiian self-determination called, "For the Love of Our Country: America's First Citizens and Their Contributions to the United States." The title alone smells of the bill's revival, this time along patriotic lines.

Jamae Kawauchi, a Native Hawaiian currently living in Boston and working as a legal and policy advocacy associate at Harvard University's Civil Rights Project, didn't make the invitation-only event, but she watched the Web simulcast of the dis­cussion from her office in Boston.

"Native Americans, Hawaiians and Alaska Natives talked about their roles in the U.S. military," Kawauchi reported. "And the Native American and Alaska Native representatives offered support for Hawaiians.

"But when the discussion moved to federal recognition of Hawaiians, and how that would benefit us - well, that should have taken place in Hawai'i.

"To me, what is chief among Hawaiian concerns is whether Hawaiians can trust and believe this process, and whether fed­eral recognition would give us a better life."

Present at the roundtable were trustees from OHA, DHHL and the president of the newly formed Council for Native Hawaiian Advancement (CNHA), Robin Danner, who gave the closing remarks.

CNHA, whose board supports the Akaka Nill, had previously held a con­ference in Honolulu on July 5 and 6, whose purpose was to inform Hawaiians about federal funding eligibility for small businesses and nonprofits. To attend cost $350. All four of the state's congressional delegates attended the event, according to Randy Quinones, a

Harvard economics graduate student who was there.

In his speech at the CNHA conference, Sen. Daniel Akaka referenced what he called "misinformation about the federal recognition bill;" but neither he nor Sen. Dan Inouye took the opportunity to try to clear up the mass of confusion. Delibera­tions on the revived Akaka Bill continue .. . 5,000 miles away.

- Anne Keala Kelly

Outrigger's hammer

week after the Weekly surveyed Outrigger Ho­tels' $300-million plan for the redo of its Lew­ers Street properties in the Feb. 13, 2002 cover story "Mending Waikiki," the City

Council approved Mayor Harris' contro­versial plan to condemn several private parcels in the Outrigger project area.

Five months later, Outrigger Vice President for Development Eric Masutomi reports that of the five landowners, the Andrade Trust has reached a deal with Outrigger, while the other four are nearing agreement of sale of their land to Outrigger. He predicts deals will be sealed within six weeks or so.

"The good news is that we're fairly confident the condemnation mechanism won't have to be used," Masutomi said.

Did the threat of condemnation force the property owners to negotiate?

"I wouldn't say 'forced,"' Masutomi said, "but I think the condemnation action by the Council was instrumental

in bringing all parties to the table to negotiate in earnest."

Planning for the massive, phased redevel­opment is proceeding glacially. Financing of $130 million for Phase I won't be secure until after the property settlements, Masutomi said, and he sighs dramatically when asked about the permitting process.

In the face of opposition from neigh­boring hotels, the company abandoned its plans to make Lewers Street between Kalakaua Avenue and Kalia Road into a part-time pedestrian mall.

Schematic architectural planning is underway by Group 70 Architects in con­junction with mainland mall-planners Jerde International, but the project architect has not yet been determined, Masutomi said. One old hotel on the project site, the six­story Edgewater, circa 1951, has been shuttered since last fall, a victim of the drop-off in tourists after 9/11.

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Is Kucinich the one?

I he Weekly printed the full text of U.S. Rep. Dennis Kucinich's landmark speech, "A Prayer for America," as its cover story on March 20, 2002, a month after it was de-

livered in L.A.; and detailed the phenomenal, W eh-driven response to it.

In May, journalist David Corn observed in the L.A. Weekly that, as a result of Kucinich's speech, the con­gressman from Cleveland had become "a magnet for progressives ... longing for a kick-ass leader who would bash the Bush administration, the national­security establishment and the recent expansion of federal police powers."

The same month, in The Nation, author Studs Terkel, in a long mash note called "Kucinich is the One," detailed Kucinich's working-class child­hood in Cleveland, his rise in city poli­tics and his remarkable David-and­Goliath tenure as Cleveland's mayor while still in his early 30s. · "It's more than a hunch that tells me Kucinich is the One," Terkel pro­nounced. "I doubt whether he'll ever make People magazine's list of the most beautiful people, but the blue-collar Kucinich is the only one who can win back the blue-collar Reagan Democrats, among the other disenchanted and the

Six months after 9/11:

A Prayer for America

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disenfranchised. He talks the language they understand and, at 55, with a remarkable eloquence.

"Imagine him in a televised, coast-to­coast debate with Dubya ... it would be a knockout in the first round, and we'd have an honest-to-God, working-class president for the first time in our history."

Kucinich reported that he's gotten "a lot of encouragement to run for presi­dent," and vowed to "continue to speak out on matters of war and peace, civil rights and human rights. I'll continue to do so," he said, "wherever it leads."

An indication of the seriousness of the presidential talk is an anti-Kucinich Web site, www.kucinich.com. "Kucinich for President - Yeah, Right," says one headline. He's called "Dennis the Menace." Another typical headline: "Kucinich Votes with Known Socialist!"

-Curt Sanbum

Mondo condo,only moreso

pring turned to sum­mer, but the change of season hasn't brought relief to residents and owners in the ocean­front condominium known simply as 2987 Kalakaua, profiled in

the Weekly's cover story, "Mondo Con­do" (April 10, 2002).

Residents are still bogged down in a dispute that started as a conflict between neighbors and flared into open warfare between the condominium board and one resident couple. The situation has spawned a series of lawsuits, civil rights complaints and related legal and extrale­gal actions that show no signs of abating.

John Dubois and Tim Prindable, the quarrelsome couple who have proclaimed themselves victims of discrimination based on their sexual orientation, are still living in their ground-floor apartment along with Einstein, their cute but contro­versial English bulldog. They're still writ­ing letters, hurling accusations at the con­dominium's board and officers, filing complaints, issuing demands and threat­ening additional lawsuits.

Existing mechanisms designed to handle such disputes have proven woefully inef­fective, even counterproductive. Both sides are burned out, exhausted by the battle,

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but unable to reach either a mutually ac­ceptable resolution or an authoritative rul­ing. Instead of resolving the matter, each step of the process seems to have given rise to new and more aggravating issues.

"I'm defeated by a [legal] system that has no common sense," an officer of the condominium association said last week after the latest in an ongoing string of costly delays.

The Legislature did pass three bills in­troduced by Rep. Willie Espero aimed at eliminating specific condominium gover­nance abuses. One measure encourages use of mediation to resolve condominium conflicts by clarifying that individual apartment owners in disputes with con­dominium associations cannot be billed for the association's legal costs in addition to their own.

But providing relief to volunteer boards trying to maintain order - and, perhaps more importantly, civility - in the tightly packed corridors of Island condos remains an elusive goal at best.

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Politics ILLUSTRATION: JOHN PRITCHETT

Being mayor again The strange and risky career of Jeremy Harris

NEAL MILNER

Try to imagine what it would have taken to get Bill Clinton to drop out of a race. Not ignominy, not scandal, perhaps not even death. (In the 2000 election year, even dead Democrats did better than some live ones, including the party's sort-of-alive presidential candidate.) Volatile poll numbers? Hostile press? Investigations? Organized hate

groups and well-funded opposition candidates? Clinton successfully faced them all, small bumps that he stepped over.

So why did Jeremy Harris pull out of the governor's race? After all, he and Clinton are so much alike. Both are dynamic, very smart people who relish the vis­ibility of political life. Clinton could policy-wonk with the best of them, but what he really loved was the game. The same with Harris. Both like to press the flesh and connect with people in powerful, intimate ways. Each looks better in person than in photos - big guys with a knack for putting their arms around the shoulders of little guys and making them feel appre­ciated and included.

Like Clinton, Harris is thin-skinned and does not like to be criti­cized, especially by people who are less intelligent or less informed, which in his view is almost everyone. Both have relied on a close group of hard-core loyalists willing to take the heat and do the dirty work. This has helped both men to be Teflon candidates.

But most of all, Clinton and Harris have been alike in their love of campaigning and their ability to focus absolutely on what it takes to win an election. They knew what they had to do to win and were absolutely confident that they could pull off victory regardless of the odds. For both men, the campaigning never really stops.

At least until Thursday, May 30, when Harris quit the gov­ernor's race. The reasons he gave for doing so simply do not fit this image. On that day, all signs of Clinton left the building. In a listless, eight-minute press confer­ence, the mayor announced that he was giving it up because "I don't believe that I can now win."

Can't win against a Republican who has never won state office and whose previous campaign blew a five-touchdown lead in the polls and reached its climax a full month before the election?

Thin-skinned? Itching for a fight? "Well," Harris reportedly said, "it's probably a year of bad publicity .... Folks, politics is a rough-and-tumble sport ... so I don't have any recriminations or blame on why our numbers have fallen and why we're no longer able to beat Linda Lingle in the general. The fact of the matter is, that's just the way it turned out, and I think my responsibility is to do what's right."

If that's the case, city and state politics will change. The most obvious change at the state level deals with the governorship. Here the comparison to Clinton still holds. Absent Clinton, the leading Democratic presidential candidates are a couple of Senate moderates named something like Joe or John or Tom along with that guy who ran last time. The remaining Hawai'i Democratic gubernatorial candidates are no better. Linda Lingle may be 0-1 in the Big Game, but she knows a Division II opponent when she sees one. So do the voters, who will either carry out the rare act of voting for a Republican or stay away from the polls in even greater numbers, cementing our last-in-the-nation voting numbers. No wonder some Democrats des-

perately continue to beat the bushes still looking for candidates less than two months before the primary. "Walter? Walter Dods? I know you're in

there! I can see your feet. Please come out. I just want to talk." A Harris victory would have given the state's Democrats a four-to­

eight-year cushion in which to groom new candidates with statewide appeal. Judging from who is out there, it would take at least that long. Now that cushion is gone.

The city-level effects are the equally intriguing. Now that Harris has returned to Honolulu Hale, he is a leader again, but he's not running for anything. How different that is. For Harris, leadership and campaigning have always been combined. No distraction, cam­paigning had always been a catalyst for Harris, the lifeblood gener-

ating the energy and skills he has used to run the city. Now this cat­alyst is gone.

Political leadership seldom works through direct force. A mayor's success or failure depends much more on the ability to per­

suade. Persuasion depends on the ability to get others to anticipate what is going to happen if they act, or don't act, in certain ways.

Effective leaders cultivate a clear image that increases the likelihood that others who are working in government will go along with the pro­

gram. Harris' image has been "You can't stop me, because I know what the people want, and they know it."

Harris has always been exceptionally good at this. He has used his drive, intelligence, and confidence

in ways that make him hard to oppose. He's suc-cessfully cultivated an image as the smart guy

who knows the city better than anyone does. Initiatives come from him.

There has been an air of invulnerability ~ .. ~ about Harris. Politicians could criticize him, ~~ but he just kept moving forward. It didn't

~~- hurt that until very recently the City Council . j.;.>,, , · .. ... , .• ; ,.. • ::.:_·· ·. was made up of lame-ducks preoccupied

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ing loyalty of his inner circle? Willingness to let them lead the bloody battle in his behalf? "I can't in good conscience ask all of my supporters to go out and give their hearts and souls."

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'.'. .. ·"· /" the mayor may have changed that image J fr\ ,·. , _ ... • • ".JI. , 1,,, ·"· (.~et '':.,~ ... : .>:; · ,., '..': ·,.,J,, "-11 • .·" · .,_,, and his ability to govern. Others in city gov-

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Harris showed little emotion, little regret. ~\: ,,,, ::;)~ -~;,, ,,,, ·"· ernment may now see him as softer, less confident, ''",,, .. ,,,,. · more vulnerable- overall a more stoppable, less formi-There was no Nixonian growling that the press

and the Campaign Spending Commission would not have Jeremy Harris to kick around any more. Suddenly, the mayor seemed to be relishing more visioning team meetings and choosing new shrubbery for Waikiki.

The mayor's explanation was so out of character that all kinds of alternative, pre­sumably more plausible, explanations began to surface even before Harris made it out the door. Most of these have centered on felonies, those bugaboo campaign­spending violations. There are two problems with these alternative theories. First, charges of campaign-spending violations are not exactly a death knell. Harris him­self did a masterful job in not only blunting the accusations of the Campaign Spending Commission but also in portraying its chair, the kind and gentle Bob Watada, as the bully who backed down when his bluff was called.

The second problem with the alternative explanation is simple. There's no evi­dence. There have been inklings, rumors but no real thing, not even a strategically placed leak.

If there is no good alternative explanation, it's necessary to take the mayor's own explanation seriously. If so, that means Harris is not Clinton-esque after all. He real­ly was worried that he could not overcome what he called "the many bumps in the road" that his campaign had encountered. The mayor may be more wonk than cam­paigner. As he told the media, maybe he really does want to go back to "finishing lots of projects I've started during this administration."

dable opponent. Even before the mayor dropped out of the governor's race, the new, transitional City Council displayed a fiscal

feistiness. This has increased since Harris left the governor's race. Councilmembers threatened to sue the mayor over his refusal to cut back the "Sunset on the Beach" programs. Harris backed down. The chair of the Council's Budget Committee has been going to community meetings armed with charts showing how Harris' policies will result in huge debt that future may­ors will have to deal with.

Now Harris himself may be that future mayor. The condition of the city, which in the only spirited moment of his press conference, Harris called "unassailable," is being assailed, and the mayor himself is the focal point of this assault. Instead of being Bill Clinton giving the city energy as part of a never-ending campaign for office, the mayor becomes Michael Dukakis returning to a job he no longer wants and suffering the sad consequences of his own policies.

An almost entirely new City Council will be the partners or rivals of our something old, something new mayor. In previous days they would have been lambs for slaugh­ter, but now things could be different. These newcomers may have a different image of the mayor, an image very much influenced by Harris' remarkable withdrawal from the race. That City Council will not have th.e old Jeremy Harris to kick around any more. They l:iave the new one, someone they may be far more willing to kick. •

Neal Milner is professor of political science at the University of Hawai'i at Miinoa.

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Concerts ••••••••••••••••• Shock4' electrify and rock you

elissa Etheridge steams into town for her first Hon­olulu show in a long, hot career.

A string of hit songs, a couple of Grammys under her belt, Etheridge is still enthusiastically touring and baring her soul in new work.

"I was completely taken by music, by the radio, by the records my fami­ly had," she enthused on the phone from a tour bus back East. "Success to me is that I get to keep doing what I love doing."

Etheridge dove straight into music, moving to LA. in 1982 where she was discovered by Island Records' Chris Blackwell in 1986. Her latest album, Skin, shows an unprecedent­ed range of styles, from heavy rocker to country blues, all hammered out in the midst of what she calls her "heal­ing process" after her relationship with Julie Cypher ended.

"Getting it out in whatever form," she says, "whether talking to a friend or journaling, the getting out of the questions, the emotions, are the best healing device.

"I would hope that people get some emotional reassur­ance that they' re not the only ones who feel any certain • way," she explains. "It may be t ' a painful thing or a joyous thing, or something question­able, that they' re not alone, that it's a very universal thing.

"I was solo in the fall, and now I'm out with my band and I'm lovin' it."

Etheridge obviously loves performing and touring, and re­mains unjaded about the experience.

"I have a favorite song to play live, 'Like the Way I Do,' off my first al­bum. It's always a trip, an experience to play," she says. "I realize in every audience there might be someone who has never seen me play a certain song, and that makes it exciting."

She fondly credits her fans for making the whole thing worth­while: "They're incredible. They come to the shows and are so ready to have a good time that there's nothing else you can do."

--Stephen Fox

Blaisdell Arena, 777 Ward Ave.: Fri 7119, 7:30 p.m. $45 - $55. 526-4400.

........................ ~· •...•...............• •'•. ·····• ,. .. Gigs 13 Concerts/On Sale/Theater 8 Dance 17 Museums 18

Galleries/Words/Leaming 24 Botanical 2& Hikes 8 Excursions/Food 8

Drink/Keiki/Whatevahs/Volunteers/Gay/Mixed Media/Grassroots 28 Film29

••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• PHOTOS: COURTESY

Dance •••••••••••••••••• Hula in the gardens

his is how it was meant to be. No high rises in the background. No roof overhead. Only the call of the pahu, the rhythm

of bodies moving in unison and the poetry of past generations envelop­ing your senses. This Saturday, July 20, the island's oldest and largest an­nual noncompetitive hula event, The Prince Lot Hula Festival, re­turns to Moanalua Gardens. A true community event, the festival wel­comes the public with an array of halau, Hawaiian crafts and games, lei-making and grindz.

As usual, the festival will showcase dancers of all levels from keiki to kupuna. However, this year's event will provide a unique opportunity to celebrate the generational transfer of knowledge and culture. A special noontime tribute to renowned kumu hula is planned, and the teachers are expected to take the stage. In addition, the festival will feature this year's over-

all winner of the Hawai'i Sec­

Dance: 'Prince Lot

Hula Festival

ondary Schools Hula Kahiko Competition,

Keiki o ka 'aina o Punahou.

According to the

Moanalua Gardens Foundation, as many as 10,000 people show up on the sun-dappled lawn. So rise early, grab your blanket or lauhala mat -or beach chair - and claim a spot in the shade. Some parking is available around the Moanalua Gardens area, but you can help with the congestion by leaving your vehicle at the T ripler Hospital lots and taking the free shut­tle back down to the festival.

-Jesse Lipman

Moanalua Gardens, 1352 Pineapple Place: Sat 7/20, 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Free. www.mgf-hawaii.com, 839-5334.

The Scene ••••••••••••••••• Gold card

as your hearing recov­ered yet from the re­cent surge of high­profile drum 'n' bass nights-about-town,

LTJ Bukem at Wave Waikiki, Kemal at Isis and ID2K2, or Metalhead Ink at Bedroq? Just in case, this Thursday night, Metalheadz veteran DJs Goldie, Doc Scott and UK MC Rage crest the next wave of a big-time breakbeat swell currently pounding O'ahu shores. This year marks the 10th anniversary of Goldie's first release, Killa Muffin (Reinforced Records); around which time the U.S. rave-going audience was getting its first inklings of jungle. Goldie has been a permanent fixture on the drum 'n' bass scene since his de­but 1994 album Inner City Life pushed British electronica even further into American ears and made drum 'n' bass a household word.

Doc Scott (aka Nasty Habits, aka Octave One) recorded some ofMetal­

headz's earliest 12-inch releases, as well as several for the acclaimed UK

label 31 Records. Scott has also been a much in-demand re­

mixer the past few years. Scott's track "Drumz '95" appears on the goldie.co.uk mix al-

bum; he was dubbed "King of the Rollers" by Goldie himself ("Roller" bass lines, kids, not that

other stuff.) To complement

this top-notch bill for Double-0-Spot' s seventh anniversary

bash, uber-promoting Chicago-area transplant

Greg Dehnert (G-Spot) serves up Chicago's finest,

DJ Funk, an icon of the burgeoning sex-industry-influenced ghetto-tech­booty-house sound that's bum-rushing the usually artsy, pseudo-intellectual Mainland territory of electronica with a heavy dose of nasty. And to wash it all down, an A-list oflocal luminaries such as Daniel]., Scotty Soul, IKON, Mizota, Sovern-T and Kavet the Kat­alyst will keep the wheels of steel spin­ning until 4 a.m.

-Kevin Cruze

Double-0-Spot's Seven Year An­niversary, Wave Waikiki, 1877 KalakauaAve.: Thu 7/18, 8 p.m. - 4 a.m., $15. 941-0424 ext. 12.

Theater •••••••••••••••••• Summer Shakespeare •• ,omething is rotten in

the state of Denmark" Someone has commit­ted murder most foul and left the prince fa-

therless and bent on revenge - and haunted by a ghost who may or may not be his poisoned papa. Shakespeare's Hamlet, starring the Weekly's own Calendar editor, thespian Robb Bon­nell (pictured, brooding), opens Wmd­ward Community College's Summer Shakespeare Festival at the brand­spanking new Paliku Theatre. The 300-seat theater is equipped with a thrust stage and a movable seating sys­tem, allowing audiences to surround the stage - sort of like Elizabethan theaters did. Notes director R Kevin Doyle (who says Bonnell is "really, re­ally good" in the role), "It's one of the most beautiful, unique theaters on O'ahu. It's worth coming to check out the theater itself"

Two Gendemen ofVerona, direct-

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ed by Tony Pisculli of Loose Screws, is the romantic comedy about two friends who full madly in love with the same woman. The play uses an all-fe­male cast and begins July 26.

Coriolanus, a Greek-style tragedy directed by Kumu Kahua artistic di­rector Harry Wong III rounds out the festival's offerings, debuting on Aug.2.

When asked why he chose to stage Hamlet, Doyle points out that "Ham­let is relevant to contemporary times. The question is, Should we act - or not - when confronted with some­thing evil or trying?"

-Jeannette}. Lee

Hamlet - Fri 7119 & Sat 7/20, 8 p.m.; Sun 7/21, 4 p.m. Two Gentle­men ofVerona-Fri 7/26, Sat 7/27, Thu 8/1 & Sun 8/10, 8 p.m.; Sun 7/28 & Sat 8/3, 4 p.m. Coriolanus - Fri 8/2, Sat 8/3 & Fri 8/9, 8 p.m.; Sun 8/4, Sat 8/10 & Sun 8/11, 4 p.m. Windward Community Col­lege, Palika Theatre, 45-720 Kea'ahala Rd.: $15, $12 seniors and military, $8 students. 235-7433, 526-4400.

Words •••••••••••••••••• Chinatown slam

t's the return of the Word­stew Poetry Slam this Wednesday, July 17 (that's tonight if you just picked up a fresh Weekly). This is not

the heated battlezone of Chicago's Get Me High lounge with Reggie Gibson on the mic; it's Chinatown's favorite upstairs T reehaus, back in full effect without the booze and irie-ites. And this Wordstew is decidedly less harshly competitive - more along the lines of the phrase coined by Asheville slam guru Allan Wolf "The points are not the point; the poetry is the point."

Organizer and Weekly contributor Jesse Lipman says judges will be se­lected from the audience, flashing scores on a 10-point scale on both content and presentation. The com­petitive nature of this night should draw all of the local regulars on the word scene. Katana, you representin'? Geisha, check. Dark, still standing?

Slam poets ready to step on stage should prepare three pieces for two rounds and possibly the finals. Works can be performed solo or with a part­ner, read or memorized, under three minutes and, of course, original.

Poets who aren't ready to be rated will also have the opportunity to read. Free food, parking on the street or at the nearby municipal lot, a kei­ki-friendly atmosphere and the ultra­tight mixing of DJ Sovern-T make it a no-miss event.

-Li Wang

Treehaus, 162 N. King St.: Wed 7117, 7 p.m. $5.wordstew@cs.com, 843-1390.

.. : ............. •.• ........ ,·ii·-·-·,,-···-· ........ ·~· .. ·.· ......... . ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• "The Scene" is a selective listing of arts, entertainment and other activities in the Honolulu area. 'l, the coveted Weekly dingbat of approval, signifies events of spe­cial interest. Due to the capricious nature of life in the entertainment world, dates, times and locations are often subject to change without warning. Avoid disap­pointment: Call ahead.

Gigs 17/Wednesday ALTERNATIVE Band Showcase & Open Mic, A11ntie Pasta's, Kapah11/11 (10:30 p.m.) 739-2426

BLUES Open Blues Jam w/ Oopso Facto, Tiare's Sports Bar & Grill (9 p.m.) 230-8911 Night Train featuring Bobby Thursby, Sand Island R&B (9:15 p.m.) 847-5001 J.P. Smoketraln, Dixie Grill, 'Aiea (9 p.m.) 486-CRAB

CONTEMPORARY Dennis AhYek Duo, Tapa Bar (8 p.m.) 947-7875 Da Boyz, Indigo (9:30 p.m.) 521-2900 CarHon, Aloha Tower (5 p.m.) 528-5700 Emerald House, Planet Hollywood (6 p.m.) 924-7877 Lance and The Hydrants, Chart Ho11se (5:30 p.m.) 941-6660 Byl Leonard Band, Don Ho's Island Grill (7 p.m.) 528-0807 Sonya Mendez & Michelle Conner, Shell Bar (8 p.m.) 947-7875 Native Tongue, Cheeseburger in Paradise (4 p.m.) 923-3731 "Soul Bucket" Mark & Clay, Cheeseb11rger in Paradise (4 p.m.) 923-3731 Ryan Tang, Nick's Fishmarket (7 p.m.) 955-6333 Tino & Rhythm Club, Esprit Nightcl11b (8:30 p.m.) 922-4422 Toomey & Bud Cerio, Kelley O'Nei/'s (8:30 p.m.) 926-1777

COUNTRY The Geezers, Banana Patch Lo11nge, Miramar Hotel (7 p.m.) 922-2077

DJ Go-Go Boyz, Hula's Nightcl11b (10 p.m.) 923-0669 Wild Ass Wednesdays w/ Kidd Cisco & Sonic, Pipe/me Cafe (9 p.m.) 589-1999 Groove Union (Crystal and the Invisible Sound System w/ DJs Ninjah Dread, Metal X, Agent 99), Grumpy's (9 p.m.) 528-4911 Summer Break Bash (hip,hop & house), Maze (9:30 p.m.) 921-5800 Summer Beach Party, Wave Waikiki (9 p.m.) 941-0424, ext. 12 Treehaus and Metro Undaground w/ DJs Sovern-T, Monkey and Killawattz (drum 'n' bass, hip,hop, dancehall & Latin), Oasis Bistro, Discovery Bay Center (10 p.m.) 955-9744

GUITAR Gilbert Batangan, Fox & Hounds, Kiihala (6 p.m.) 738-5655 J. W. Lathrop, Kickstand Cafe (6 p.m.) 591-9268

HAWAIIAN Brothers Cazimero, Chai's Bistro (7 p.m.) 585-0011 Jonah Cummings, Barefoot Bar, Outrigger Waikiki Hotel (4 & 10 p.m.) 922-2268 Malu Duo, Aloha Tower (11:30 a.m.) 528-5700 Keith & Carmen Haugen, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (4:30 p.m.) 923-7311 Kabala Moon, Willows (6:30 p.m.) 952-9200 Kahali'a, Moana Terrace, Waikiki Beach Marriott Resort (6 p.m.) 922-6611 Kahl Kaonohi & Bobby Moderow, Nept11ne's Garden, Pacific Beach Hotel (8:30 p.m.) 923-4511 Henry Kapono, Kapono's (5:30 p.m.) 536-2161 Ku'ulpo Kumukahi, Poolside, Sheraton-Waikiki (6 p.m.) 922-4422 Makana, Kapono's (9 p.m.) 536-2161 Pai'ea, Big Island Steakho11se (5:30 p.m.) 537-4446 Aloha Serenaders, Halekiilani (5 p.m.) 923-2311 Ray Sowders & Shawn lshlmoto, Chili's, Kiiha­la Mall (7 p.m.) 738-5773

JAZZ Freddie Alcantar, Michel's (6:30 p.m.) 923-6552 Bruce Hamada & Jim Howard, Lewers Lo11nge, Halekiilani Hotel (8:30 p.m.) 923-2311 Swlngln' Tradewlnds Jass Band, KMBH Offi­cers' C/11b (6 p.m.) 531-7511 MIiestones Jazz Trio, Mariposa Resta11rant, Neiman Marc11s (6 p.m.) 951-3420 Jazz Sushi (various llve bandl),john Dominis (6:30 p.m.) 523-0955

Black Sand, Ch11ck's Cellar, 011trigger East Hotel (6 p.m.) 923-4488

LATIN Duo de Serenata, P11eblo Spanish Restaurant (7 p.m.) 946-8500

NIGHTCLUB SHOW Magic of Polynesia starring John Hirokawa, \Vaikiki Beachcomber (5, 6 & 8 p.m.) 939-9408 Society of Seven (SOS), Outrigger Waikiki (8:30 p.m.) 922-6408

ROCK/R&B John Cruz, Anna Bannana's (9 p.m.) 946-5190 Jaime and Bongo, Rodeo Cantina (6 p.m.) 454-1200 The Now, Cheeseburger in Paradise (7 p.m.) 923-3731 Piranha Brothers, Irish Rose Saloon (9 p.m.) 924-7711

STEEL DRUM Greg & Junko McDonald, Royal Hawaiian Shop­ping Center (7:30 p.m.) 922-0588

18/Thursday ALTERNATIVE The Persephone Myth, Middleton (21+), Blue Tropix, Upstairs (10 p.m.) 944-0001

CONTEMPORARY Tito Berinobis, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (4:30 p.m.) 923-7311 Roland Chang, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (7:30 p.m.) 923-7311 Coconut Joe, Volcano Joe's (7:30 p.m.) 941-8449 Emerald House, Chart Ho11se (7:30 p.m.) 941-6660 Horizon, Planet Hollywood (6 p.m.) 924-7877 Sonya Mendez & Michelle Conner, Shell Bar (8 p.m.) 947-7875 Herb "Ohta-San" Ohta, Nept11ne's Garden, Pacif­ic Beach Hotel (9 p.m.) 923-4511 Ryan Tang, Nick's Fishmarket (7 p.m.) 955-6333 Tino & Rhythm Club, Esprit Nightclub (8:30 p.m.) 922-4422

COUNTRY "Local Folk" Gonion Freitas, Cheeseburger in Paradise (7 p.m.) 923-3731

DJ Go-Go Boyz, H11/a's Nightclub (10 p.m.) 923-0669 Sistina Thursdays w/ DJs Delve & Zack Morse, Cafe Sistina (10:30 p.m.) 596-0061 Kaizo Speed Gear (deep house, hip,hop & rare groove), Maze (9:30 p.m.) 921-5800 Sushi Lounge (house & hip,hop w/ DJs Tim Borsch, Rayne, Gary O & Denovo), Sansei Seafood Restaurant & S11shi Bar (10 p.m.) 536-6286 Ladies Night, World Cafe (10 p.m.) 599-4450 DJ Uon, Los Garcia's Restaurant (9 p.m.) 261-0306 Voodoo Lounge, Wave Waikiki (9 p.m.) 941-0424, ext. 12 Thirsty Thursdays w/ Sam da Man & Rick Rock, Zanzabar (9 p.m.) 924-3939 DJ Mark (downtempo, house), Indigo (10 p.m.) 521-2900 Paddler's Night, Ocean Club, Restaurant Row (4:30 p.m.) 531-8444 Perpetual Groove, Venus (9 p.m.) 955-2640 Fumanchu Dynasty (hip,hop, R&B w / DJs Skid, Repete, Jedi, A2Z, EQ, Relax & Sizel), Water­front Cafe (9 p.m.) 585-8488 Sir WaH D, Ye Olde Fox and Hounds P11b & Grub (9 p.m.) 947-3776

GUITAR Ernest Chang, Emporium Lounge (8 p.m.) 484-4753

HAWAIIAN Lopaka Brown, Wailana Cocktail Lounge (6 p.m.) 955-1764 Jonah Cummings, Barefoot Bar, 011trigger \Y/aikiki Hotel (4 & 10 p.m.) 922-2268 Pumehana Davis, Hanohano Room (6 p.m.) 922-4422 Quintin Holi, Radisson Waikiki Prince Kiihio Hotel (7 p.m.) 922-0811 Kahua, Willows (6 p.m.) 952-9200 Auntie Genoa Keawe, Moana Terrace, Waikiki Beach Marriott Resort (5:30 p.m.) 922-6611 Kumuhau, John Dominis (6:30 p.m.) 523-0955 Eric Lee, Don Ho's Island Grill (7 p.m.) 528-0807 Inoa Ole, Kapono's (9 p.m.) 536-2161 Pal'ea, Big Island Steakho11se (5:30 p.m.) 537-4446 'Ike Pono, Kapono's (6 p.m.) 536-2161 Aloha Serenaders, Halekiilani (5 p.m.) 923-2311 Jake Shimabukuro, Chai's Bistro (7 p.m.) 585-0011

Mlhana Souza, Due's Bistro (7 p.m.) 531-6325 Ray Sowders & Shawn lshimoto, Chili's, Kiiha­la Mall (7 p.m.) 738-5773 Haumea Warrington, Barefoot Bar, Outrigger Waikiki Hotel (10 p.m.) 922-2268

HEAVY METAL Magnum Carnage, Pipeline Cafe (9 p.m.) 589-1999

JAZZ Dr. Jazz Quartet, Cafe Che Pasta (6:30 p.m.) 524-0004 Milestones Jazz Trio, Mariposa Restaurant, Neiman Marcus (6 p.m.) 951-3420 Lenny Keys & Rocky Holmes, Lewers Lo11nge, Halekiilani Hotel (8:30 p.m.) 923-2311 Jeff Peterson & Willow Chang, Michel's (6:30 p.m.) 923-6552 David Swanson, Shore Bird Oceanside Bar & Grill, Outrigger Reef Hotel (4 p.m.) 923-2277

LATIN Duo de Serenata, Pueblo Spanish Restaurant (7 p.m.) 946-8500 Salsa After Dark (w / DJ Margarita), Rumours Nightclub (5 p.m.) 955-4811

NIGHTCLUB SHOW Magic of Polynesia starring John Hlrokawa, Waikiki Beachcomber (5 & 6 p.m.) 939-9408 Society of Seven (SOS), Outrigger Waikiki (8:30 p.m.) 922-6408

REGGAE Reggae Night (live bands & DJs), Grumpy's (10 p.m.) 528-4911

ROCK/R&B eightOeight (R&B), Kincaid's (7 p.m.) 591-2005 Elvis (by Bill Burgher), Rock Island Cafe, King's Village (8 p.m.) 926-2924 Hubcats, Sand Island R&B (9:15 p.m.) 847-5001 Bubba Octane, Fox & Ho11nds, Kiihala (9 p.m.) 738-5655 Piranha Brothers, Cheeseburger in Paradise (4 p.m.) 923-3731 Piranha Brothers, Irish Rose Saloon (9 p.m.) 924-7711 Sidewinders, Kelley O'Neil's (8:30 p.m.) 926-1777 Soul Bucket, Gordon Biersch (9 p.m.) 599-4877

19/Friday ALTERNATIVE AHernative/Metal Bands (21+), King's Crab Bar (10:30 p.m.) 593-3680 Sugah Daddy, Dave & Buster's (9 p.m.) 589-2215 Missing Dave, BedRoq Bar & Grill (10 p.m.) 942-8822 Steel Toe, Kemoo Farms, Pub (9 p.m.) 621-1835

BLUES Third Degree, Fox & Hounds, Kiihala (9 p.m.) 738-5655 Jeff Said No!, O'Toole's Pub (9 p.m.) 536-4138 J.P. Smoketrain, Kelley O'Neil's (8 p.m.) 926-1777

COMEDY Frank DeUma, Palace Showroom, Ohana Reef Towers (8:30 p.m.) 923-SHOW

CONTEMPORARY Tito Berinobis, Chart House (6 p.m.) 941-6660 Bobby Burk, Bueno Nalo (8 p.m.) 263-1999 Cecillo & Kompany, Nick's Fishmarket (9:30 p.m.) 955-6333 Dean & Dean, Chart House (9 p.m.) 941-6660 Ellsworth, Gordon Biersch (5:30 p.m.) 599-4877 Gerard & Dewayne, Kelley O'Neil's (1:30 a.m.) 926-1777 Horizon, Planet Hollywood (6 p.m.) 924-7877 Jook Joint, Kapono's (9:30 p.m.) 536-2161 Kristian Lei, Cousin's Restaurant (7:30 p.m.) 988-1292 Native Tongue, Cheeseburger in Paradise (7 p.m.) 923-3731 Tino & Rhythm Club, Esprit Nightclub (8:30 p.m.) 922-4422

COUNTRY FuUClrcle, Wave Waikiki(9p.m.)941-0424,exr.12

DJ Afterhours, Virus E11tertainment Center, 1687 Kapi'ola111 Blvd. (2 a.m.) Go-Go Boyz, Hula's Nightclub (10 p.m.) 923-0669 Club Flesh (gothlc, Industrial, '80s), The Shel­ter@ 1739 Kaliikaua Ave. (10 p.m.) DJ Frankie, Zanzabar (8 p.m.) 924-3939 Freakin' Fridays w / DJ RJ Reynolds (R&B, hip, hop, reggae, variety), Chez Monique's (9 p.m.) 488-2439

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Cruz c1ntr1l Near the end of the last of three hour­long sets, a middle-aged lady in red capris approached the stage and asked of the lanky performer, "You 're John Cruz?"

Cruz was startled yet didn't miss a beat. "Hey, don't hold it against me," he replied. The crowd guff awed.

I haven't been to Anna Bannana's since my UH-Manoa days, when the Pagan Ba­bies ruled the upstairs roost, packing swarms of collegiates, granolas and bik­ers into a steaming stew. It's a different setup today - there's now a revamped stage area buffeted by the chilly blast of a window air-conditioner.

Cruz's laid-back cool fits in nicely with Anna's hodgepodge ambience, and the 30 or so folks who trickled in came just to see him. Picking at his Breedlove six­string, Cruz ran through his hits, invari­ably changing lyrics and melody to suit his mood. The tempos were altered, too.

There were cover songs on the play list, but unfamiliar ones. Cruz joked with the crowd about a shouted request for Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" but instead performed the bard's "Into the Mystic."

"And H-H+ wanna rock your gypsy soul/ just like way back in the days of old," Cruz belted. The audience swayed along. It helped that Anna's now has a decent PA system, with the soundboard guy, Michael, tending to Cruz's highs and lows. It was a loose, inspired show.

I asked a JC groupie what it is that sepa­rates John from brothers Guy (of Colon and now The Shakedown) and Ernie Jr. (of Ka'au Crater Boys and Amy Hanaiali'i Gilliom). After a thoughtful pause, she replied: "He's lyrical ... sensitive to the crowd ... a gypsy, a troubadour. And his hair is much sexier. I'm going have his name tattooed in a heart on my ass."

Cruz is a throwback to the 1970s, when singer/songwriters bestrode the Earth. Cruz's Acoustic Sou/(Liliko'i Records, 1996) was among the best releases by a local artist in the last decade. All the tracks are jewels. In addition to the now-classics "Island Style" (aka the "beef stew" and "grandma" song) and "Shine On," Cruz penned or co­authored three other cuts on Soul, does an­other co-authored by his sister, Emelle ("Sittin' Around"); and remakes Kawaika­puokalani Hewett's "Kawailehua'a'alaka­honua" into his own. Of the disc's two oth­er covers, only Jimmy Cliff's "Sitting in Lim­bo" is familiar. These tunes still get heavy airplay.

No wonder, then, that Cruz was named "Most Promising Artist" at the 1997 Na Hi5kU Hanohano Awards, and Acoustic Soul won the Contemporary Album category. Problem is, it's almost impossible to find a copy of Acoustic Soul in record stores. Liliko'i went belly up, and so did Olinda

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Road, the label that Cruz was trying to se­cure a deal with. During a break at the Anna's show, two Japanese tourists asked Cruz where they could pick up the CD. Cruz just shrugged.

A follow-up has been slow in coming. too, but at Anna's Cruz performed an unti­tled number that he said will be on the sec­ond album. It's a so~. soulful number aug­mented with Gabby-esque quavers. "I've been high too long," goes the refrain.

Cruz has kept himself busy the past five years, including an extended foray to the East Coast. of late he's reappeared on the local scene, but an appearance at Grumpy's in Kaka'ako in April, accompa­nied by Earl Tillman on percussion, was awkward. Cruz showed up late, kept re­tuning his guitar ("New strings." he ex­plained) made mistakes and seemed at times to be going through the motions. TinyTadani popped in fora Bud Light, lis­tened to a few songs and split. The venue didn't help: Grumpy's, now under new management and probably to be re­named, is a sports-bar wannabe marred by columns that block a makeshi~ stage.

Things were better at Jaron's in Kailua a month later, but Cruz seemed a bit out of place in the mixed-age, haole-ish restaurant crowd. "We thought Guy was playing tonight," two barely-legal girls lamented, sighing.

Wearing slippers, jeans and an over­size Hawaiian shirt that hung loose, Cruz looked like that Indian kid in the cafe scene in Billy Jack- the one where mean white people pour flour on him.

"Nice to be here on Maui!" Cruz said at one point.

Later, a belligerent woman demanded that Cruz play a song her friend could hula to. "Can I finish the song I'm playing now first?" he responded. He confided later to a friend, "It's like playing for beer."

Cruz, a raw talent, deserves better, and the high-spirited Anna's engagement is a good place to begin. In one extended riff last Wednesday, when Cruz wailed plain­tively as he slapped his guitar as if it was a trap set, the Anna's crowd drummed along on their tables with him. It was a rare bonding moment between performer and audience.

The Cruzes are the Jackson clan of O'ahu, the talented bunch that came out of Palolo public housing. One can picture patriarch Ernie Sr. putting a guitar in his many offsprings' hands before they could walk.

As for JC, a line from "Sitting in Lim­bo" says it all: "They keep putting up resistance/ but I know that my faith will lead me on."

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IHI IIINI •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Funktlfied Fridaze (funk, house, R&B, trance, hllHIOP), Pipeline Cafe (9 p.m.) 589-1999 Nocturnal Friday (house, hip-hop & funk), Maze (10 p.m.) 921-5800 Ladies Lounge (hip-hop & reggae w / DJs E-roc & Delve; 18+), Kaniela's, Kiine'ohe Bayview Golf Course (9 p.m.) 235-8606 1·94 Uve Broadcast (Big Teeze & DJ K· Smooth), World Cafe (10 p.m.) 599-4450 Ladies Night, Hanohano Room (9 p.m.) 922-4422 Departure Lounge w/DJs Mark & Gene (clas­sics, soulful house, new disco), Indigo (9:30 p.m.) 521-2900 Old School Fridays, Don Ho's Island Grill ( 10 p.m.) 528-0807 Wonder Lounge Weekend w / DJs Tim Borsch, Rayne & Gary O (house, downtempo), "W" Diamond Head Grill ( 10 p.m.) 922-1700 Sir Walt D, Ye Olde Fox and Hounds Pub & Grub (9 p.m.) 947-3776

GUITAR Lee Eisenstein, Kevin's Rib Crib (7 p.m.) 230-8111 J. W. Lathrop, Waipuka Poolside Bar, Ohana Reef Towers Hotel (4:30 p.m.) 924-4961

HAWAIIAN Robert Cazimero, Chai's Bistro (7 p.m. I 585-0011 Guy Cruz, Kemoo farms, Lanai (9 p.m.l 621-1835 Pumehana Davis, Hanohano Room (b p.m.1 922-4422 Art Kalahiki. Radisson Waikiki Prmce Kfihiii Hotel (7 p.m.l 922-0811 Kapena, Gordon Biersch (9 p.m.) 599-43-~ Henry Kapono, Kapono's (5:30 p.m.) 536-2161 Keli'i Kaneali'i, Neptune's Garden, Pacific Beach Hotel (9 p.m.) 923-4511 Kilinahe, Willows (6:30 p.m.) 952-9200 Koa 'Uka, Duke's Canoe Club (4 p.m.) 923-0711 Lance Malala & Friends, Honolulu Club (7 p.m.) 543-3900 Nakani Pa'a, Don Ho's Island Grill (7 p.m.) 528-0807 Po'okela, Halekiilani (5 p.m.) 923-2311 Olomana, Tapa Bar (8 p.m.) 947-7875 Omi, Honey's at Ko'olau (7 p.m.) 236-4653 Pai'ea, Big Island Steakhouse (5:30 p.m.) 537-4446 Ni Palapalai, Moana Terrace, Waikiki Beach Marriott Resort (6 p.m.) 922-6611 Augie Rey Trio, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (4:30 p.m.) 923-7311 Leon Siu, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (6:30 p.m.) 923-7311 Ray Sowders, Pizza Bob's, Hale'iwa (7 p.m.) 637-5095 Rod Tanu & The Volcanoes, Shore Bird Ocean­side Bar & Grill, Outrigger Reef Hotel (4 p.m.) 923-2277 Ben Vegas & Malla, Kincaid's (8:30 p.m.) 591-2005 Haumea Warrington, Barefoot Bar, Outngger Waikiki Hotel 110 p.m.l 922-2268 Wiki Waki Woo. Waikiki Grand Hotel Lobby, 134 Kapahulu (5:30 p.m.J 261-3194

JAZZ Rachel Gonzales, Due's Bistro (7:30 p.m.) 531-6325 Jazzy Jay, Nick's Fishmarket (6 p.m.) 955-6333 Sonya Mendez & Lenny Keys, Lewers Lounge, Halekiilani Hotel (8:30 p.m.) 923-2311 Jeff Peterson & Ernie Provencher, Michel's (6:30 p.m.) 923-6552 Sunset Jazz Express, Old Spaghetti Factory (7 p.m.) 591-2513

LATIN Duo de Serenata, Pueblo Spanish Restaurant (7 p.m.) 946-8500

NIGHTCLUB SHOW Magic of Polynesia starring John Hirokawa, Waikiki Beachcomber (5, 6 & 8 p.m.) 939-9408 Sinatra Revue w/ Randy Smith, Esprit Night­club (7:45 p.m.) 922-4422 Society of Seven (SOS), Outrigger Waikiki (8:30 p.m.) 922-6408

PI AN 0 Don Conover (comedy), Da Smokehouse (7:30 p.m.) 946-0233 takashl koshi, The Cove, Turtle Bay Resort (6:30 p.m.) 293-8811

REGGAE Dubwlze, Auntie Pasta's, Kapahulu (10:30 p.m.) 739-2426 Intensified (DJs Nomad & HRB), Pink Cadillac (10 p.m.J 946-6499

ROCK/R&B Big Trouble, ~and Island R&B (9:30 p.m.J 847-5001 Piranha Brothers, Cheeseburger in Paradise (4 p.m.) 923-3731 Piranha Brothers, Irish Rose Saloon (9 p.m.) 924-7711 foomey, Kelley O'Neil's (5 p.m.) 926-1777

Triage, Harry's Bar, Hyatt Regency \Vaikiki (7:30 p.m.) 923-1234

SKA No No Boys, Anna Ba1111ana's (9 p.m.) 946-5190

20/Saturday ALTERNATIVE Atternative/Metal Bands (21+), King's Crab Bar (10:30 p.m.) 593-3680 Sugah Daddy, Dave & Buster's (9 p.m.) 589-2215 Missing Dave, Wave Waikiki (9 p.m.) 941-0424, ext. 12 Steel Toe, Tropics, Kailua (9 p.m.) 262-3343

BLUES J.P. Smoketrain, Planet Hollywood (5 p.m.) 924-7877 Bobby Thursby and Velvet, Fox & Hounds, Kiihala (9 p.m.) 738-5655

COMEDY Frank DeUma, Palace Showroom, Ohana Reef Towers (8:30 p.m.J 923-SHOW Paul Ogata, tmpormm Lounge (8 p.m.) 484-n:i

CONTEMPORARY Tito Berinobis. Chart House (7 p.m.) 941-6660 Cecilio & Kompany, Nick's Fishmarket (9:30 p.m.l 955-633.' Gerard & Dewayne, Kelley O'Neil's (1:30 a.m.) 926-1777 Native Tongue, Cheeseburger in Paradise (7 p.m.) 923-3731 Nightwing, John Dominis (8 p.m.) 523-0955 Koa Siu, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (7:30 p.m.) 923-7311 Ryan Tang, Nick's Fishmarket (5:30 p.m.) 955-6333 Tino & Rhythm Club, Esprit Nightclub (8:30 p.m.) 922-4422

DJ Afterhours, Virus Entertainment Center, 1687 Kapi'olani Blvd. (2 a.m.) Go-Go Boyz, Hula's Nightclub (10 p.m.) 923-0669 deep (hip-hop, downtempo, drum 'n' bass), Oasis Bistro, Discovery Bay Center (10 p.m.) 955-9744 DJ James Coles, Zanzabar (8 p.m.) 924-3939 Radio Metro, Maze (10 p.m.) 921-5800 Saturday Nights At Kaniela's (hip-hop, R&B), Bay View Golf Park (8:30 p.m.) 247-0451 Ladies Night, Hanohano Room (9 p.m.) 922-4422 Old Skool Saturdays w/ DJ RJ Reynolds (vari· ety), Chez Monique's (9 p.m.) 488-2439 Wonder Lounge Weekend w /DJs Tim Borsch, Gary O, Kevin Sanada & Monkey, "W" Dia­mond Head Grill (10 p.m.) 922-1700 Soul'd Out Saturday, Pipeline Cafe (10 p.m.) 589-1999 Xtreme Uve Broadcast. World Cafe (IO p.m. 599-4450

GUITAR J. W. Lathrop. Wa,puka Poolside Bar, Ohana Reef 1 owers Hotel (4:30 p.m.) 924-4961

HAWAIIAN Robert Cazimero, Chai's Bistro (7 p.m.) 585-0011 Larry Kaliloa, Radisson Waikiki Prince Kiihiii Hotel (7 p.m.) 922-0811 Kapena, Duke's Canoe Club (4 p.m.) 923-0711 Keli'i Kaneali'i, Neptune's Garden, Pacific Beach Hotel (9 p.m.) 923-4511 Ko'u Mana'o, Kapono's (6 p.m.) 536-2161 Manu Mele, Shore Bird Oceanside Bar & Grill, Outrigger Reef Hotel (4 p.m.) 923-2277 Po'okela, Halekiilani (5 p.m.) 923-2311 Cory Oliveros, Kincaid's (8:30 p.m.) 591-2005 Olomana, Tapa Bar (8 p.m.) 947-7875 Augle Rey Trio, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (4:30 p.m.) 923-7311 Sean Na'auao, Waterfront Cafe (10 p.m.) 585-8488 Leon Siu, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (6:30 p.m.) 923-7311 Soundettes, Don Ho's Island Grill (7 p.m.) 528-0807 Ray Sowders & Shawn lshimoto, Harry's Bar, Hyatt Regency Waikiki (5 p.m.) 923-1234 Haumea Warrington, Barefoot Bar, Outngger Waikiki Hotel (10 p.m.) 922-2268

HIP HOP Eastslde Wrecking Crew, Tiare's Sports Bar & Grill (11 p.m.) 230-8911

JAZZ Rachel Gonzales, Due's Bistro (7:30 p.m.) 531-6325 MIiestones Jau Trio, Mariposa Restaurant, Neiman Marcus (6 p.m.) 951-3420 Jonny Kamai, Sand Bar, Sheraton- Waikiki (3:30 p.m.) 922-4422 James Kraft & Ernie Provencher, Roy's (7 p.m.) 396-7697

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What's going on with the Honolulu Bicycle Master Plan?

ILLUSTRATION: KEN DAHL

Bike blueprint LISA HUYNH

I n 1999 the City Council approved a comprehensive $77.5 million Honolulu Bicycle Master Plan with the dream of making

Honolulu "a bicycle friendly city and a world-class bicycling desti­nation." Officials estimated the plan would be completed in l O to 20 years. Three years later, what has been accomplished and what's in the works?

So far, bike routes, outl ,ect in white paint, have been added on up­per University ~venue and on Dole Street near the Miinoa campus. In addition, 350 black, bike-shaped racks have been installed throughout Honoluiu.

Asked whether this was consid­ered progress, City Department of Transportation Services Director Cheryl Soon replied, "I'm very pleased that there's such a wide­spread knowledge of what we are trying to accomplish, rather than have each component stand on its own. To say that [the bike plan] is part of the 'Lei of Parks' or part of the college access seems to be rather quickly understood by people. It's built up a larger constituency group of advocates."

Answering the question more di­rectly were local cycling advocates.

"We [the bicycling community and City and County] are all trying to keep this plan alive and moving forward," said Hawai 'i Bicycling League (HBL) president John Kel­ley, who is also the city's Bicycling Committee chair.

"But the reality is that with the financial resources, we cannot al­ways be flexible in what we want to do."

Proponents say what has hindered the Master Plan has been the out­pouring of community concern over removing parking _spaces - and road space - to make room for bikes.

"There is a huge industry that re­volves around the automobile, and there are people who simply don't want to share the road," said HBL community affairs committee chair John Goody. ''There are many rea­sons why people would rather dri­ve a car, but the trend line for health is going downhill. It's tough. How do you shoe-horn space for pedestrians into an al­ready crowded street or urban quarter?"

Kelley says people in the commu­nity often feel out of the loop and re­sentful of plans completed without their two cents. ·

"There have been people who complain about not being able to give input when we have had public meetings," Kelley said, "but it's al­ways after the fact, eight or nine months later."

To help move things along, this June the state Department of Trans-

portation decided to incorporate the city's plan into the State Bike Plan. Both Soon and Kelley agree that with this unification and added leverage, there will be a stronger push to get things done - and less bureaucracy.

Honolulu's plan is a massive un­dertaking. The final draft of the city/state plan envisions three ma­jor bicycle-route systems. One of the first priorities is construction of Mayor Harris' "lei of parks" wo­ven through the urban core to link the regional parks and attractions from . Diamond Head to Aloha Tower with landscaped pedestrian and bike paths. The second com­ponent is a bikeway from Kiihala Mall to Pearl City, referred to as "Bike-Friendly Route l," (Wai' alae to Beretania/ Young/ King to Nimitz) and the third com­ponent will make O'ahu's colleges and universities interlinked with bikeways.

According to Soon, the next stage for the components of the Master Plan is still in the design and plan­ning phase.

One construction project about to begin is the Wai' alae-Kiihala bike staging area at Kapi'olani Community College, modeled af­ter similar facilities on the Main­land. It's essentially a building with a variety of services for bicy­clists, including bike storage, lock­er rooms and showers. According to Soon, KCC has agreed to pay upkeep costs.

In addition to the staging area, there are plans for a bike path connecting Ala Moana Beach

Park with Kewalo Basin. This path will complement the pro­posed Ala Wai-mauka bike route (McCully Street to Wilder Av­enue). Another short bike route will connect the Leeward Com­m\]nity College campus with the existing Pearl Harbor bike path.

There has also been work to inte­grate the nascent BRT (Bus Rapid Transit System) with the bicycle systems, by equipping more buses with bike carriers and making space for bikes along bus routes.

The next projects in design are bike routes on Paki A venue (from Monsarrat A venue to Diamond Head Road), Kaliikaua Avenue (from Beretania to Kapahulu), St. Louis Heights Drive · (from Wai'alae to Dole) and McCully Street (from Ala Wai Boul{;vard to Wilder Avenue). These routes will be up for public comment in the months ahead. No construction start dates have been projected, Soon said.

The consensus among bike advo­cates and the DOT about the Master Plan's implementation is that it's slowly making progress.

''To be realistic, it will drive us all crazy, but it will get done. I believe that we are now making reasonable progress and we are doing all that we can. Overall, w'e are very happy about being a part of the state's plan," Kelley said.

"I believe that in bits and pieces this plan will be finished," added Goody. •

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NIGHTCLUB SHOW Magic of Polynesia starring John Hirokawa, \Y/aikiki Beachcomber (5, 6 & 8 p.m.) 939-9408 Sinatra Revue w/ Randy Smith, Esprit Night­club (7:45 p.m.) 922-4422 Society of Seven (SOS), Outrigger Waikiki (8:30 p.m.) 922-6408

PI AN 0 takashi koshi, The Col'e, Turtle .Bay Resort (6:30 p.m.) 293-8811 Ron Miyashiro, Moa11a Terrace, Waikiki Beach Mamon Resort (7 p.m.) 922-6611 Brian Robertshaw, Hanohano Room (6 p.m.) 922-4422

REGGAE Maacho & Cool Connection, Anna Bamiana's (9 p.m.) 946-5190 Ooldah the Moc, Kemoo Farms, Liinai (9:30 p.m.) 621-1835 Natural Vibrations, Don Ho's Island Grill (9:45 p.m.) 528-0807

ROCK/R&B Danny & Carl, Kelley O'Neil's (1:30 a.m.) 926-1777 eight()eight (R&B), Gordon Biersch (9 p.m.) 599-4877 Glnal, Shell Bar (8 p.m.) 947-7875 Groovebone, Sand Island R&B (9:15 p.m.) 847-5001 King Pins (classic rock), Tiare's Sports Bar & Grill (9 p.m.) 230-8911 Piranha Brothers, Cheeseburger in Paradise (4 p.m.) 923-3731 Piranha Brothers, Irish Rose Saloon (9 p.m.) 924-7711 Rock & Roll Soul, Kelley O'Neil's (8 p.m.) 926-1777 Rubber Soul, Harry's Bar, Hyatt Regency Waikiki (7:30 p.m.) 923-1234

Toomey, Kelley O'Neil's (5 p.m.) 926-1777 Primal Tribe, Kemoo Farms, Pub (9 p.m.) 621-1835

STEEL DRUM Greg MacDonald, Pedro's (6 p.m.) 394-5555

VARIOUS Saturday Night Uve (live bands), Compadres (10 p.m.) 591-8307

21/Sunday CLASSICAL Noly Paa, /,ewers Lounge, Halekiilani Hotel (8:30 p.m.) 923-2311

CONTEMPORARY Bobby Burk, Bueno Nalo (6 p.m.) 263-1999 Dean & Dean, Chart House (7 p.m.) 941-6660 Emerald House, Chart House (7:30 p.m.) 941-6660 Une Zero (Jason & Corbett), l'lanet Hollywood (5 p.m.) 924-7877 Native Tongue, Cheeseburger i11 Paradise (7 p.m.) 923-3731 "Soul Bucket" Mark & Clay, Cheeseburger in Paradise (4 p.m.) 923-3731 Stardust, Hanohano Room (8:30 p.m.) 922-4422 Ryan Tang, Nick's Fishmarket (6 p.m.) 955-6333 Mark Valentino, Waipuka Poolside Bar, Ohana Reef Towers Hotel (4:30 p.m.) 924-4961

COUNTRY The Geezers, Hank's Cafe (6:30 p.m.) 526-1410

DJ Go-Go Boyz, Hula's Nightclub (10 p.m.) 923-0669 Dark Side of the Moon w/ DJ Grant Mitchell, Brew Moon (10 p.m.) 593-0088 Ritual (hl!HIOP & house), Maze (9:30 p.m.) 921-5800 Rockaway Lounge (reggae, soul), Oasis Bistro, Discovery Bay Center (9 p.m.) 955-9744 Suck 'Em Up Sundays, Pipeline Cafe (10 p.m.) 589-1999

GUITAR Jim Smart, Jade's Espresso Coffee (8 a.rn .) 393-2422

HARP Sharene Lum, Radisson Waikiki Prince Kiihio Hotel (10:30 a.m.) 922-08 11 Carol Miyamoto & Aileen Kawakami, Orchids Restaurant, Halekulani Hotel (9:30 a.m.) 923-2311

HAWAIIAN Pa'ahana, Halekiilani (5 p.m.) 923-2311 Buddy Fo, Don Ho's Island Grill (7 p.m.) 528-0807 Jerry Santos' Olomana, Chai's Bistro (7 p.m.) 585-0011 Henry Kapono, Duke's Canoe Club (4 p.m.) 923-0711 Kelly Boy Delima, Mai Tar Bar, Royal Hawaiian (7:30 p.m.) 923-7311 George Kuo & Martin Pahinui, Moana Terrace, Waikiki Beach Marriott Resort (6 p.m .) 922-6611 Makami, Barefoot Bar, Outrigger \Ylaikiki Hotel ( 10 p.m.) 922-2268 Manu Mele, Shore Bird Oceanside Bar 6- Grill, Outrigger Reef Hotel (4 p.m.) 923-2277 Nii Leo Pilimehana, Gordon Biersch (5:30 p.m.) 599-4877 Augie Rey Trio, Mar Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (4:30 p.m.) 923-7311

JAZZ Jonny Kamai, Sand Bar, Sheraton-Waikiki (3:30 p.m.) 922-4422 The Three of Us, La Mariana Restaurant (3:30 p.m.) 841-2173 Star Williams & Black Sand, Chuck's Cellar, Outrigger &ist Hotel (6 p.m.) 923-4488

LATIN Duo de Serenata, Michel's (6:30 p.m.) 923-6552

NIGHTCLUB SHOW Magic of Polynesia starring John Hirokawa, Waikiki Beachcomber (5 & 6 p.m.) 939-9408 Society . of Seven (SOS), Outrigger Waikiki (8:30 p.m.) 922-6408

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ROCK/R&B Big Trouble, Sugar Bar (8:30 p.m.) 637-6989 Jam Session w/ Kimo & Friends, Sand Island R&B (7 p.m.) 847-5001 Pilolo Jones, Kelley O'Neil's (8 p.m.) 926-1777 Eric Petersen & Bongo Bob, Rodeo Cantina (5 p.m.) 454-1200 Even Steven, Irish Rose Saloo11 (9 p.m.) 924-7711

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DJ Beach Party (hi!HIOP & house), Maze (9:30 p.m.) 921-5800 Deconstruction (hi!HIOP, R&B), Players, 'Aiea (10 p.m.) 488-8226 Mardi Gras Mondays, Wave Waikiki (9 p.m.) 941-0424, ext. 12

FOLK Mike Murray, Hank's Cafe (8:30 p.m.) 526-1410

HAWAIIAN Lopaka Brown, Wailana Cocktail Lounge (6 p.m.) 955-1764 Jonah Cummings, Barefoot Bar, Outrigger Waikiki Hotel (4 & 10 p.m.) 922-2268 The Islanders, Halekiilani (5 p.m.) 923-2311 Jerry Santos' Olomana, Chai's Bistro (7 p.m.) 585-0011 Keokl Johnson, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (8:30 p.m.) 923-7311 Kahali'a, Moana Terrace, Waikiki Beach Marriott Resort (6 p.m.) 922-6611 Ku'uipo Kumukahi, Poolside, Sheraton- Waikiki (6 p.m.) 922-4422 Malu Trio, Aloha Tower (11:30 a.m.) 528-5700 Puamana, Don Ho's Island Grill (7 p.m.) 528-0807

JAZZ Freddie Alcantar, Michel's (6:30 p.m.) 923-6552 Chris Murphy, Nick's Fishmarket (7 p.m.) 955-6333 Jazz Night, Kapono's (7 p.m.) 536-2161

NIGHTCLUB SHOW Magic of Polynesia starring John Hirokawa, Waikiki Beachcomber (5, 6 & 8 p.m.) 939-9408

PI AN 0 Brian Robertshaw, Hanohano Room (6 p.m.) 922-4422 Vic, Due's Bistro (7 p.m.) 531-6325

ROCK/R&B Reign Cheq'd, Gussie L'Amour's (9:30 p.m.) 836-7883 elghtOeight (R&B), Ryan's Grill (8:30 p.m.) 591-9132 Even Steven, Irish Rose Saloon (9 p.m.) 924-7711

STEEL DRUM Greg & Junko McDonald, Royal Hawaiian Shop­pmg Center (7:30 p.m.) 922-0588

VARIOUS Open Mic Night, Anna Ba11nana's (9 p.m.) 946-5190

23/Tuesday ALTERNATIVE Steel Toe, Red Lion (10 p.m.) 922-1027

BLUES J.P. Smoketrain, Dixie Grrll (6:30 p.m.) 596-8359

CONTEMPORARY Carlton, Rodeo Cantina (5:30 p.m.) 454-1200 Emerald House, Chart House (7:30 p.m.) 941-6660 Native Tongue, Kelley O'Neil's (9 p.m.) 926-1777 Herb "Ohta-San" Ohta, Neptune's Garden, Pacif­ic Beach Hotel (9 p.m.) 923-4511

"Soul Bucket" Mark & Clay, Cheeseburger in Paradise (4 p.m.) 923-3731

DJ Bomb-ASS-tic Tuesdays w/ Da Bomb & Plko, Pipeline Cafe (9 p.m.) 589-1999 Go-Go Boyz, H11la's Nightclub (10 p.m.) 923-0669 Cadillac Daze presents Blue Velvet, Blue Room (327 Keawe St.) (10 p.m.) 585-5995 Twisted Tuesday (hi!HIOP & house), Maze (9:30 p.m.) 921-5800 Ladies Night, Ocean Club, Restaurant Row (4:30 p.m.) 531-8444 The Pussycat Lounge, Wave Waikiki (9 p.m.) 941-0424, ext. 12

HAWAIIAN Robert Cazimero, Chai's Bistro (7 p.m.) 585-0011 Jonah Cummings, Barefoot Bar, Outrigger Waikiki Hotel (4 & IO p.m.) 922-2268 Buddy Fo, Don Ho's Island Grill (7 p.m.) 528-0807 Harry & Ellsworth, Cheeseburger III Paradise (7 p.m.) 923-3731 Keith & Carmen Haugen, Ma, Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiia11 (4:30 p.m.) 923-7311 The Islanders, Halekiilani (5 p.m.) 923-2311 Kahua, Aloha Tower (11:30 a.m.) 528-5700 Kanilau, Poolside, Sherato11- Waikiki (6 p.m.) 922-4422 Kelly Boy Delima, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (7:30 p.m.) 923-73 ll Ledward Ka'apana, Kapono's (6 p.m.) 536-2161 Jake Shimabukuro, Willows (6:30 p.m.) 952-9200 Ray Sowders & Friends, Moana Terrace, Waikiki Beach Marriott Resort (6 p.m.) 922-6611 Todd & Keith, Planet Hollywood (6 p.m.) 924-7877

JAZZ Rich Crandall et al., Studio 6 (8 p.m.) 596-2123 Bruce Hamada & Jim Howard, Lewers Lounge, Halekiilani Hotel (8:30 p.m.) 923-2311 Mahealani Jazz Quartet, llldigo (7:30 p.m.) 521-2900 Chris Murphy, Nick's Fishmarket (7 p.m.) 955-6333 Black Sand, Chuck's Cellar, Outrigger East Hotel (6 p.m.) 923-4488

LATIN Son Caribe, Esprit Nightclub (8:30 p.m.) 922-4422 Duo de Serenata, Pueblo Spanish Restaurant (7 p.m.) 946-8500 Latin Night, Zanzabar (8 p.m.) 924-3939 Shakasamba, Cafe Sistina (10 p.m.) 596-0061

NIGHTCLUB SHOW Magic of Polynesia starring John Hirokawa, Waikiki Beachcomber (5 & 6 p.m.) 939-9408 Society of Seven (SOS), Outrigger Waikiki (8:30 p.m.) 922-6408

PI AN 0 Brian Robertshaw, Hanohano Room (6 p.m.) 922-4422 Vic, Due's Bistro (7 p.m.) 531-6325

ROCK/R&B Eric Petersen & Bongo Bob, Rodeo Cantina (6 p.m.) 454-1200 Even Steven, Irish Rose Saloon (9 p.m.) 924-7711

Concerts i 007: Double-().Spot's Seventh Anniver­sary Double-0-Spot presents this ( 18 and over) concert, featunng UK drum 'n' bass DJs Goldie and Doc Scot and Chicago's DJ Funk; local DJs G-Spot, Daniel J, IKON and more spin all mght. (See Scene Pick on Page 12.) 591-3500 Wave Waikiki, 1877 Kalakaua Ave.: Thu 7/18, 8 p.m. -4 a.m. $15; $7 if on the mailing list. 941-0424, ext. 12 i '70s Soul Jam Tom Moffatt presents this retro lineup of The Stylistics (Betcha by Golly, Wow and YouMakeMeFeelBrandNew), The Chi-Lites (Oh, Girl and Have You Seen Her) The Delfonics (Didn't I Blow Your Mind This Time) Harold Melvin's Bluenotes (If Yoil Don't Know Me by Now) and Cuba Gooding Sr. (lead smger of The Main Ingredient - Every­body Plays the Fool) Blaisdell Arena, 777 Ward Ave.: Tue 7/23, 7 p.m. $35 - $45. www.tick­etplushawaii.com, 526-4400, 591-2211 i Melissa Etheridge See Concerts Pick on Page 12. Tickets on sale at the Blaisdell box office, UH Campus Center, MWR Kunia and all Tickets Plus outlets. Blaisdell Arena, 777 Ward Ave.: Fri 7/19, 7:30 p.m. $45 -$55. 591-2211 i Ninth Annual Hawai'l lntemational Jazz Festival Jazz, out yo' azz: Day One is Hawai­ian Jazz Night with Arny Hanaiali'i Gilliom, Jake Shimabukuro, Keahi Conjugacion, Sam

Ahia, Gabe Baltazar, David Choy and more; Day Two is Latin Jazz Night with Herbie Mann (See Q&A on Page 23), Eric Marien­thal, Alex Han, the San Diego State Universi­ty Big Band and more. Blaisdell Concert Hall, 777 Ward Ave.: Thu 7/18 & Fri 7/19 $20 -$40 per day; $35 - $75 per two-day pass; $5 special student rate (w/ ID). www.hawaii­jazz.com, 526-4400, 591-2211 On the Ught Side The latest concert in the Hawai'i Chamber Orchestra's 2002 series fea­tures show tunes by Bernstein, Lehar and Strauss. Unity Church of Hawai'i, 3608 Dia­mond Head Cir.: Thu 7118, 7:30 p.m. $10 -$15; $5 students; free to kids under 12 years. 734-0397 Twilight Concert Series 2002 Enjoy a pic­nic dinner at this free evening concert series. This week's performance is by the Angel Harp Ensemble. Foster Botanical Gardens, 180 N. Vineyard Blvd.: Thu 7/18, 4:30 -7 p.m. 522-7066, 522-7064 Wildest Show in Town The Makaha Sons perform this week in the annual summer con­cert series. Next week features Keoki Kahumoku and Herb Ohta Jr. Hono/11111 Zoo, 151 Kapahulu Ave.: Every Wed through 8/28, 6 - 7 p.m. $1. 531-0101

On Sale KCCN FM 100 Birthday Bash Hawaiian music, outdoors: Friday features Mana 'o Company, Ke'ahiwai, Fiji, Kapena, 0-Shen, 'Ekolu, Koa'uka, Norm, Reign and the Island Music MVPs; Saturday features Three Plus, Sean Na'auao, Natural Vibrations, Darrell Labrado, Opihi Pickers, Pati, Native Blend and (hana hou!) the Island Music MVPs. Waikiki Shell, Kapi'olani Park: Fri 7/26 & Sat 7/27, 4 p.m. (gates); 5 p.m. (start). $18 - $25 per day; $30 - $32 per two-day pass. kcc­nfmlOO.com, 296-1003 No Doubt Hey, bay-bay. Tickets are on sale at UH Campus Center and all Tickets Plus, military and Foodland outlets. Blaisdell Are­na, 777 Ward Ave.: Sat 8/10, 6 p.m. (doors); 7 p.m. (show). $28.50 & $38.50. www.gold­envoice.com, 591-2211 Once Upon One Kapakahi' Time 'Ohi'a Productions (Once Upon One Time) presents this Pidgin musical that brings back charac­ters from past Lisa Matsumoto shows. Hawai'i Theatre Center, 1130 Bethel St.: Fri 7/26 - Sun 7/28 & Wed 7/31 - Sun 8/4 $15 -$35. 528-0506 Red Hot Chili Peppers Tickets available through the Blaisdell Box Office, TicketsPlus, UH Campus Center and military and Food­land ticket outlets. Blaisdell Arena, 777 Ward Ave.: Wed 7/31, 6 p.m. (doors); 7 p.m. (show). $38.50. www.tickets.com, 591-2211

Theater 6 Dance i 25th Annual Prince Lot Hula Festival See Dance Pick on Page 12. Bring mats and chairs to see the largest and oldest noncom­petitive celebrat10n of hula. Food and drink will be sold at the gardens. Park at T ripler's lower parking lot, where trolleys will shuttle people to the gardens and back. Moanalua Gardens, off H-1 at the Pu'uloa Road/f ripler exit (westbound): Sat 7/20, 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Free. www.mgf-hawaii.com, 839-5334 i Anna Brad Powell directs T AG's production of Honolulu playwright Nancy Moss' play, a world prelil!ere based on the life of Russian poet Anna Akhmatova. Call for ticket reser­vations. Yellow Brick Studio, 625 Keawe St.: Opens Wed 7/17, runs through 8/18: Thu -Sat, 7:30 p.m. & Sun, 4 p.m. $10. 591-7999 The Cripple of lnishmaan Vanita Rae Smith directs Martin McDonagh's black comedy about the upheaval that a small island off of Ireland goes through when a Hollywood director comes to town. Miinoa Valley The­atre, 2833 E. Manoa Rd: Wed & Thu, 7:30 p.m.; Fn & Sat, 8 p.m.; Sun, 4 p.m. $25; $5 discount to seniors and military; $10 to ages 25 and under. 988-6131 i Summer Shakespeare Festival: Ham­let The independent Summer Shakespeare Festival kicks off with this production, direct­ed by R. Kevin Dovie. See Theater Pick on Page 12. Paliku Theatre, Windward Com­mumty College, 45-720 Kea'ahala Rd., Kane'ohe: Fri 7/19 & Sat 7/20, 8 p.m.; Sun 7/21, 4 p.m.; Thu 7125, 8 p.m.; Sat 7/27, 4 p.m.; Thu 8/8, 8 p.m. $8 - $15. 235-7433, 526-4400

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Auditions Community Choir Seeks Members The newly formed Essence of Heaven Communi­ty Gospel Choir seeks singers and instrumen­talists of all ages. (Membership here would not require that you leave a current church or choir for this one.) Radford Terrace Com­munity Center, every Tue, 6:30- 8:30 p.m. & Sat, noon - 2 p.m. 833-5159 Honolulu Symphony Chorus Auditions Membership in the Symphony Chorus 1s open for the 2002 - 2003 concert season. High­lights include Stravinsky's Symphony of Psalms, Beethoven's Ninth Symphony and the Honolulu Symphony Holiday Pops Concerts. Experience in choral singing is required. Call Patti Ikeda, Chorus Membership Chair, to schedule an audition. 533-6329 Short Film Casting A Perspective of Hawai'i seeks one Caucasian male (18-plus years old), one Asian/Southeast Asian female (18-plus years old) and one Asian/Southeast Asian male (25-plus years old). Respond to open­film@hotmail.com or to OpenFilm, P.O. Box 2361, Honolulu, HI 96804. Send bio/resume and head shot by 7/31. Soprano and AHo Voice Scholsships More than $60,000 have been awarded since 1980. Two $1,000 scholarships (one for soprano, one for alto) by the Crossroads Choir are available for the 2001- 2002 school year. There is no age limit, students need not be music majors or soloists, nor is church membership expected or required, but they must be good choral singers who read music well. Applicants will be audi­tioned until two qualified recipients are found. Call for application locations and requirements.

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Behind the Scenes Tour The museum opens up a portion of its huge collection of cultural artifacts to public viewing. The pro­gram starts with a 20-minute dramatic pre­sentation telling the story of High Chief Liloa and the rivalry between his two sons. This presentation is followed by an hour-long behind-the-scenes tour of the cultural collec­tions. Daily, 1 - 2:30 p.m. (Note: Fee for the one-hour tour is $15.) Children's Discovery Center Children can gambol through four galleries of gadgetry and installations that celebrate and educate. 110 'Ohe St.: Tue - Fri, 9 a.m.- 1 p.m.; Sat and Sun, 10 a.m.- 3 p.m. $8 adults, $6.75 children 2 - 17. 524-5437

The Dinosaurs of J11rassic Park: The Life and Death of Dinosaurs Film clips, set pieces and props from the Steven Spielberg franchise are featured at this latest exhibit, along with fossils, informational kiosks and skeletal dis­plays. Through 9/15.

Family Sunday Activities Dinosaur exhibits, live entertainment and storytelling are part of this popular monthly series. Sun­days, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Admission: $3; $10 per family of four (kids under four years are free). The Contemporary Museum 2411 Makiki Heights Dr. Open Tue -Sat, 10 a.m. -4 p.m.; Sun, noon -4 p.m. $5 adults; $3 seniors (free every third Thursday of the month). 526-1322

Tadashi Sato: A Retrospective Through 8/18. The Contemporary Cafe 2411 Makiki Heights Dr. Open Tue -Sat, 10 a.m. -4 p.m., Sun noon - 4 p.m. 526-1322

Daily News: Recent Work by Mari Sakamoto Paintings and screenprints capture the faceless masses that make up modem soci-

ety as they work, play, exercise, relax or simply wait for something to happen. Through 10/6. The Contemporary Museum at First Hawaiian Center 999 Bishop St. Open Mon - Thu, 8:30 a.m. - 4 p.m.; Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. 526-1322

Ocea11 Hanno11y: Rece11t Work by Derek Bmcomo Wood vessels by Bencomo. Through 9/17.

Tadashi Sato: A Retrospective - Four Themes Through 9/17.

tm Recent paintings and drawings by Bri­an Yoshimbi Isobe. Through 9/17. Hawai'i Plantation Village This outdoor museum's 30 structures (preserved in their original condition) are devoted to plantation life and the eight ethnic-minority groups who tended the plantations from the mid-19th cen­tury through World War II. 94-69 5 Waipahu St.: Mon - Fri, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m.; Sat, 10 a.m. -3 p.m. $7 adults, $5 kama'aina and military, $4 seniors, $3 children 5 - 12, free to children under 5 years. 677-0110 Honolulu Academy of Arts 900 S. Bereta­nia St. Open Tue - Sat, 10 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.; Sun 1 p.m. - 5 p.m. $7 general, $4 seniors, military and students. 532-8701

'i Ansel Adams i11 Hawai'i Little-known photographs taken by the renowned figure. See Museums on Page 17. Through 8/4.

Artists of Hawai'i 2002 The 52nd install­ment of this annual statewide exhibition fea­tures local works of all media. Through 8/4.

'i Barriers Therein Passages: Recent Work by Yida Wang See Museums on Page 27. Through 8/25.

Founder's Eye: Textile Gifts from Anna Rice Cooke Selections from the Academy's Collection from Europe, Asia, the Americas and Polynesia are represented in this collec­tion of textiles. Through 10/6.

'i Snowden Hodges: Florence and the Labors of Hercules Oversize figure drawings of the famed unfinished sculptures by Michelangelo. Through 7/28.

i Prints of Hawai'i, 1915 - 1941: The First Generation A retrospective of the early printwork of Hawai'i's art community. Through 7/28.

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Summer reads Potluck: Stories That Taste Like Hawai'i by Catherine Bridges T arlecon ( Goodale Publishing, 2001; $ 12.95, 176 pgs.)

I fCatherine Bridges Tarleton's col­lection of short stori~s, Potlu~~:· Stories That Taste Like Hawa1 1,

were a type of food, it would be chicken soup for the local soul. The collection even comes with a user­friendly glossary, complete with pro­nunciation keys and cute definitions.

In each story, revelations both sig­nificant and trivial are gently re­vealed to the characters: Pele en­trances a gypsy-like Hamakua inhab­itant at the edge of a boiling lava flow; a woman must face reality after doctors discover a lump in her breast during a routine mammogram; a Mainlander adjusts to life in the Is­lands through the hospitality and warmth of local food and through mastery of cooking chicken hekka (recipe included). All the stories are gently and harmlessly readable.

Granted, Tarleton's Pidgin gets downright painful at times. "We might stay camping or just talk story little while and come back bumbye a different way." Also, somehow, Tar­leton, a W aikoloa resident, manages to write dialogue for characters living on the Big Island devoid of any cuss words stronger than "damn" and "tits" - requiring a colossal suspen­

. sion of disbelief for Hilo readers. But she does pen the occasional

distinctive description. In "Oranges From Egypt," she writes: "Far in the distance was the towering column of steam that marked where living lava entered the ocean. It was hundreds of feet tall, an enormous finger from heaven holding the place where the four elements - earth, air, fire, and water - all came together."

If you want edgier local literature, stick with the classics of localized darkness, like Lois-Ann Yamanaka, Nora Okja Keller or Chris McKin­ney. If you want something you can safely read to your blind tutu at the nursing home, Potluck is a surefire, er, main course.

-Ryan Senaga

In Good Company by Cedric Yamanaka (UH Press, 2002, $14.95,185 pgs.)

M ost people see him on top_ da TV doing da court reportmg for KITV 4 News. Planny oddah people notice him cuz

his column in The Hawaii Herald. Who knew dat Cedric Yamanaka wuz one fiction writer? Wuz such one well-kept secret dat most of his co-workers nevah even know. Dey all probably tot dat aftah work he jus went home, ate dinner, watched Hawaii Five-0 reruns and practiced styling his hair in da mirror, wishing he could look like Steve McGarrett.

In Good Company is one collec­tion of eight of Cedric's finest sto­ries. Da lead story, "The Lemon Tree Billiards House" is probably da one dat got Cedric da most attention. Wuz runner-up in da Honolulu mag­azine fiction contest in 1993, anthol-

Potlucl<: St o ries That Taste Li ke H;iwai'i

ogized in one continental collection called Into the Fire: Asian-American Prose in 1996, adapted into one TV special which won da award for Best Hawai 'i Film at da Hawai 'i Interna­tional Film Festival in 1996 too, and put insai one McGraw-Hill school textbook called Fiction: An Intro­duction to the Short Story alongside da works of Herman Melville, William Faulkner and James Joyce in 1999. Hoda guy!

For da two guys who dunno, 'The Lemon Tree Billiards House" is one story about one college guy named Mitch who gets da invitation fo' play pool wit one famous hitman, Locust Cordero, now living in seclusion up da Wai 'anae coast. If Mitch wins, he gets $500 bucks. But if Mitch loses, wot? All da hitman will tell Mitch is ''I hate to lose."

Of course dis splendid story is about mo' than jus one game of 8-ball. It's about forming connections . Wen Mitch and Locust discover dat dey get someting in common, dat dey's both cursed individuals, das da real story. Connections is da tread dat hold dis appropriately titled col­lection togeddahs.

"One Evening in the Blue Light Bar and Grill" and 'The Three-and­a-Half-Hour Christmas Party" are about second chances for form con­nections with old crushes. 'The Day Mr. Kaahanui Rebuilt My Old Man's Fence" and "Da Papah Football Champion" is about da unspoken re­lationships between faddahs and sons. And da Zen-like coming-of-age piece ''What the Ironwood Whis­pered" deals two boys on da fork­road of their friendship as one gradu­ates from high school and da oddah one gets kicked out.

Da two longer stories dat follow both work good at da end cuz dey add one extra weight to da collection. In "Uncle Martin's Mayonnaise Jar" a boy must deal wit da serious possi­bility dat his uncle going die. "The Sand Island Drive-In Anthem" deals with da tense and volatile relation­ship between employer and employ­ees who try to maintain their friend-

ships aftah one ack of violence per­petrated by one a dem forces dem for reevaluate eh-ryting dey evah knew.

If you' s like all of Cedric' s friends and you nevah know he wrote supah planny awesome local stories ... be in da know. Check out da book so we can all be ... in good company.

-Lee A. Tonouchi

Editor's update: In Good Company, published earlier this year, remains one of the top sellers at local stores. Yamanaka is now working as the governor's press secretary.

Franklin Flyer by Nicholas Christopher (Dial Press, 2002, $24.95, 320 pgs.)

In Nicholas Christopher's fourth novel, the eponymous main char­acter is a soul destined for a Ferris Bueller-style life. The restless

young inventor (named after the train on which he was born) can't seem to avoid adventure and intrigue as his path takes him from the ica caps of the South Pole to the blues clubs of Chicago to pre-World War II Holly­wood - rising from vagabond to New York pulp-magazine publishing magnate in the process.

Besides chumming it up with Pres­ident Roosevelt, Josephine Baker and Rita Hayworth, Franklin is a distin­guished guest at the 1939 World's Fair and watches Lou Gehrig's last World Series game from a front-row box seat at Yankee Stadium. His girl­friends span the spectrum and in­clude Narcissa Stark, a doctor's wid­ow who becomes a famous blues singer; Pamela LeTrue, budding fashion designer and press agent to the discoverer of bubble gum; Egyp­tologist Persephone Eckert; and OSS agent Agnes Davelle.

As our hero meanders through his world, he not only invents things, but reinvents himself. The most refresh­ing of these metamorphoses is his transformation from an unmitigated goody-two-shoes with a cat, also an­noyingly perfect, to a man with a more realistic brand of integrity, epitomized during his tenure as one of "Wild Bill" Donavon's "gentle­man agents." By then, however, the audience has been railroaded into a spy-thriller, lasting several chapters longer than it perhaps should.

The author tries to make tangible the film noir experience by lumping in noir staples like prohibition, gangsters and political fanaticism. But the glaring symbolism in a co­incidence-ridden tale produces a less-than-believable effect. Unan­swered questions generated during Franklin's elliptical course may also leave the reader with the feeling that he's just toyed with something akin to a literary Rubik's Cube.

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Artist's porttolio

MayumiOda & Gaia' s Garden

The Buddha we found in one another, practicing the awakening of our minds and living con­sciously. Through. working in the garden, I felt the deep dharma moving through.. We encoun­tered impermanence and interconnectedness, nature's great teachings, as evezyday truth. I found my sangh.a living among all my friends . ...

-from I Opened the Gate, Laugh.mg: An Inner Journey by Mayumi Oda

(Chronicle Books, 2002; $16.95)

he life and art of Mayumi Oda are testa­ment to the belief that we can go back to the garden. Her recently published memoir tells the story: Born in suburban Tokyo when war broke out, Mayumi and her family fled the city during the American carpet-bombing of 1945 and

only returned months later. "Tokyo was gone," Oda writes. She graduated from Tokyo University of Art in

1966, by which time she had met and married an American scholar. A move to New York, the birth of two sons, the settling into a domestic routine of family and artmaking gave, she says, substance and structure to her life.

Distance in time and space from her roots in Japan provided Oda with a new perspective on tradition and spirituality, and she returned to the Buddhism of her birth through an introduction to American Zen by Richard Baker Roshi. It has been her mainstay ever since.

After years at the Green Gulch Farm and Zen Center in Marin County, Calif., Oda now lives, farms and makes art at Kealakekua on the Big Is­land. An activist, she works toward nuclear disar­mament and on behalf of a women's refuge center in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

Oda's joyful serigraphs, on view at Robyn Buntin's Oceania Gallery through Aug. 10, are of­ten centered on graceful, ample-bodied feminine spirits and goddesses from east and west living in harmony with the flora and fauna of earth and sea. As light-hearted as these images are, they spring from the artist's own deeply felt and deeply lived sense of fully observing and embracing the energy of each moment we are given.

On our 11th anniversary, the Weekly staff is honored to share Oda's delightful sense oflife it­self with our great big community of readers. On the cover is Oda's self-printed serigraph "Guardian of Sea," Mother Pearl and Conch Blower (detail).

-Marcia Morse

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BY STE PH EN FOX

After such an influential career, you're a little intimidating to interview. Well, let's forget that I also played those $20 gigs and the one-nighters, and I slept in funky places.

You know, Atlantic Records had this big celebra­tion a couple of years ago, and I went backstage. There were these guys with guitars. Of course it was Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, but they were all just guys. Anybody who tells you they're not is full of shit.

Those are rocker guys. Do you find a difference with jazz cats? There's a rock-star aura that hopefully does not ex­tend to jazz players, because what we do is so much more connect­ed to the heart and the earth. The only superstar aura person I ever knew was Miles, and that was his

, defense.

At age 23 he picked up a flute and changed jazz with his red-hot-and-cool attack. The Brooklyn-born Herbert Jay Solomon called himself Herbie Mann and eased his way into the heart of the '50s New York jazz scene. The toot of his flute shook Bohemia.

He fell for Brazilian rhythms big-time and made a landmark bossa nova record with Joao Gilberto and Antonio Carlos Jobim. His restless flute flirted with world music: African, Middle Eastern, even disco.

He's piped with Bill Evans, Chick Corea, Herbie Hancock and Sergio Mendes. Now 72, the Mann performs Friday, July 19, at the Ninth Annual Hawai'i International Jazz Festival.

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Who could blame him, getting pulled over for being black every time he drove his Jag? Well, he was doing 125 miles per hour down Central Park West.

What got you started in music? At 6 years old I decided I wanted to be a drummer and started playing pots and pans. Then my cousin convinced my mother that a beginner drummer would not be appreciated by the neighbors. In 1939, at the height of the swing era I went to see Benny Goodman in a matinee, which was like Bea­tles hysteria, and two weeks later I had a clarinet.

What's your lineup for the show in Honolulu? You know Carlinhos de Olivera, the Brazilian per­cussionist? He played with me for three or four years. He's organizing the band. Carlinhos knows what I want, and he's going to get a good band and we're going to play Brazilian music.

How did you get involved in the Brazilian sound? The Brazilians were very upset with the Stan Getz/Charlie Byrd record Uazz Samba, 1962]. I was walking up Fifth Ayenue and saw a Brazilian

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I heard the scene in Rio was amazing. What's not to love? The first night I was there, after my concert we went to this jazz club and we met Sergio Mendez. Then somebody invited us to their house and we played 'til the sun came up. I was like 21 and in paradise.

Your prostate cancer crusade -what's that about? I was diagnosed about five years ago, and, after the first few days of devastation, I woke up and said to my wife, "There's a way to tum this around into something posi­tive." If I didn't know about the PSA [prostrate-specific antigen] blood test, a lot of my fans don't.

And the plan is? I contacted the National Prostate Cancer Coalition and volunteered. At some concerts, that I can pro­duce myself, we offer free on-site PSA tests, and for everyone who gets tested, I'll give them a CD. In two and half years we've tested about 3,000 people, with about 17 to 20 percent with PSAs higher than they should be. So we may have saved some lives.

What are you working on musically now? My new stuff is with Eastern European musicians. I'd decided that at 70 years old it was time to do an album of my own stuff. Like I tell everybody, even though I love Brazilian and Jamaican and funk, I'm none of those people. I'm a second generation Eastern European Jew.

Of the tunes you've done, what's your favorite? The next one.

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They Say It's Your Birthday: Happy 75th Over 50 regional artists celebrate the Acad­emy's 75th anniversary in this unusual exhi­bition, where each of the pieces were inspired in some way by birthday cake. Through 8/11.

Treasures from an Unknown Reign: Shun­zi Porcelain Art Services International orga­nized this traveling exhibition that documents the beauty and diversity of the porcelain dur­ing the reign of Shunzi (1644-61), the first Qing emperor of China. Through 9/1. 'lolanl Palace Built by King Kalakaua, this beautiful and extravagant home is the nos­talgic site where Hawaiian sovereignty was lost and Queen Lili'uokalani was placed under house arrest during the overthrow of the Hawaiian monarchy. Corner of King and Richards Sts.: Tue - Sat, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. $20 adults, $15 kama'aina, $5 children (under 5 years not admitted). Free admis­sion to island residents with ID on Kama'aina Sundays (the first Sunday of each month). 538-1471 Madge Tennent Gallery The home of the oil pamtmgs and drawings of child prodigy Madge Tennent is a walk through the mind of the artist, one who has influenced and inspired many contemporary local creators. 203 Prospect St.: Tue -Sat, 10 a.m. -12 p.m.; Sun, 2 -4 p.m. Free. 531-1987 Mission Houses Museum Step back in time to experience the social history of early 19th-century Hawai'i and the cultural encounters of Hawaiians, miss10naries and others. Includes the oldest frame structure in the Islands, as well as a pnntmg press, mis-

t sion depository, livmg history and other exhibits. 533 S. King St.: Tue - Sat, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $10 adults, $9 kama'aina, military, $8 seniors, $6 students, free to children 5 years and under. Tours are half-price to kama 'aina on the last Saturday of each month. 531-0481 Queen Emma Summer Palace Revel in Hawaiian history and American architecture from the Victorian period at the summer retreat, which was first built m Boston, then shipped in pre-cut frames and secnons around South Amenca before arnvmg in Hawai'i. 2913 Pali Hwy.: Daily, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $5. 595-3167 Maritime Museum The maritime historv

- of Hawai'i, startmg with the early Polyne­sians and working through modern times. The Falls of Clyde is part of the exhibit. Pier 7-Honolulu Harbor. Open daily, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. $7.50 adults, $4.50 children. 523-6151 U.S. Army Museum Photographs of a World War II-era Honolulu (on loan from

the Hawai'i War Records Depository, UH­Manoa Hamilton Library) are the current centerpiece of an extensive collection of artifacts pertaining to America's military past. Fort DeRussy (next to the Hale Koa Hotel) at the corner of Kalia and Saratoga.: Open Tue - Sun, 10 a.m. - 4:15 p.m. Free. 955-9552 U.S.S. Bowfln Submarine Museum and Pat< The World War Il submarine will astound you with its enormity, its outdoor exhibits and the intimidating WWil Japanese Suicide Missile. 11 Arizona Memorial Dr. Open daily, 8 a.m. -5 p.m. $8 adults, $3 children 4 -12; free for chil­dren 3 and under. 4 23-1341

Galleries Opening In and Out of the Middle Kingdom This series of paintings by Karen Lee offers dif­ferent views of fragmented, postmodern liv­ing. Opening reception Tue 7/23, 5 - 7 p.m. Opens Mon 7/22, runs through 8/15. Cof­feeline Gallery, 1820 University Ave.: Mon -Fri, 7 a.m. - 3:45 p.m.; Sa1, 8 a.m. - noon. Free. 947-1615 Hawai'I Watercolor Society Annual Open Show Entry by slide. Call for prospectus. Opens Wed 7/17, runs through 8/31. 521-9799 Island Spirit Illustrator Maile Ka'ai's pen­cil drawmgs and watercolors. Opens Fri 7/19, runs through 8/4. Diamond Head Theatre Art Gallery, 520 Makapu'u Dr.: prior to all performances of DHT produc­tions and bv request dunng daytime hours. Free. 733-0277 Kanikapila 'Ghana Al Furtado's figure paint­ings and drawmgs of Hawaiian scenes. Opens Fri 7/19, runs through 8/4. Diamond Head Theatre Art Gallery, 520 Makapu'u Dr.: pri­or to all performances of DHT productions and by request durmg daytime hours. Free. ~33-0277 Small Kine Show The Hawai'i Watercolor Society mvites watercolor artists to submit origtnal unframed works for sale. Must be a member ($35) to enter. Opens Wed 7/17, runs through 7/28. The ARTS at Marks Garage, 1159 Nu'uanu Ave.: 9 -11 a.m. $10 flat entry fee. 521-2903, 521-9799 Tots 'n' Spots Kns Higa creates a stuffed and stitched world with handmade dolls, pil­lows and puffy stuff. Some cute, some cuddly, some creepy. Opening reception Fri 7/19, 6 -9 p.m. Opens Fri 7/19, runs through 8/17. workspace, 3624 Wai'alae Ave., Ste. 201: Wed & Thu, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m.; Fri & Sat, 11 a.m. - 7 p.m. Free. 732-2300

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Continuing Bonsai: The Uving Art Subtitled "Selections from the Dragon Garden." Lecture and demonstration Wed 7/17, noon - 1 p.m. Through 7/27. The ARTS at Marks Garage, 1159 Nu'uanu Ave.: Free. 521-2903 Fablenne Blanc Blanc's floral watercolors complement the ongoing multimedia show­case of other local artists. Through 8/28. Cedar Street Galleries, 817 Cedar St.: Free. 589-1580 Forms in Nature Turn-wood sculptures by Mike Lee. Through 8/2. The Gallery at Ward Centre, 1200 Ala Moana Blvd.: Mon - Sat, 10 a.m. - 9 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. 597-8034 Hawaiian Antiquities Gallery Some old stuffs, here. Hawaiian Antiquities Gallery, 1174 Wairnanu St.: Mon -Fri, 8:30 a.m. -4:30 p.m.; Sat, 8:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. 591-2929 i Hell Broke Loose and Other Drawings Drawings by Rosalinda Kalb. Through 7/26. HPU Art Gallery, Hawai'i Pacific Universi­ty, Hawai'i Loa campus, 45-045 Kame­hameha Hwy.: Mon - Sat, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. 544-0287 Improbable Noe Tanigawa paints with pig­mented liquid wax. Through 8/2. Che Pasta Cafe, 1001 Bishop St.: Mon -Fri, 11 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. 524-0004 John Young: Year of the Horse This exhib­it gives focus to big wave riding and the artistry of the boards associated with the notorious waves of O'ahu's North Shore. Through 9/6.1132 Bishop St., Lobby Level Gallery. Mon - Fri, 8 a.m. - 6:30 p.m.; Sat, 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. 263-9545, 734-9375, 988-0739 Left Field Legato New books and objects by Thomas Wasson. Artist's reception Wed 7/31, 7 - 9 p.m. Through 8/2. Gallery on the Pali, 2500 Pali Hwy.: Mon - Fri, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.; Sat & Sun, 1 -4 p.m. Free. 526-1191 Usten with Your Eyes Works by Paul Levitt. Through 9/27. Laser Eye Institute of Hawai'i -Pan Am Building, 1600 Kapi'olani Blvd., Ste 1450: Mon - Fri, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. 946-6000 Magical Mangoes Acrylics by Gary Kato. Through 7/31. Ko'olau Gallery, Manoa Mar­ketplace: Tue - Sat, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m. -4 p.m. Free. 988-4147 i Material Martyrs Plate glass with found objects by Bud Spindt. Through 7/18. Cof­feeline Gallery, 1820 University Ave.: Mon -Fri, 7 a.m. - 3:45 p.m.; Sat, 8 a.m. - noon. Free. 947-1615 i Mayuml Oda See Artist's Portfolio on Page 20. Through 8/10. Robyn Buntin's Oceania Gallery, 820 Beretania Ave.: Mon - Fri, 9 a.m. -5 p.m.; Sat, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. 545-5572

Retrospect II Photographs by the late Riki Saito, who was a frequent visitor to the gar­dens. Through 8/31. Ho'omaluhia Gallery, 45-680 Luluku Rd., Kane'ohe: 9 a.m. -4 p.m. Free. 233-7323 Simple Ught Vol. 2 Digital still-life impres­sions by Kazu Tanabe. Through 7130. Canon Gallery, Ward Plaza, 210 Ward Ave., Suite 200: Mon - Fri, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. 522-5930 'i Surface Koi Ozu explores impaired or abnormal function through found sculpture. Through 7/26. HPU Art Gallery, Hawai'i Pacific University, Hawai'i Loa campus, 45-045 Kamehameha Hwy.: Mon - Sat, 8 a.m. -5 p.m. Free. 544-0287 Transitions in Ught and Time Paintings by Susie Y. Anderson. Through 8/2. The Gallery at Ward Centre, 1200 Ala Moana Blvd.: Mon - Sat, 10 a.m. - 9 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. 597-8034 Wally White Oils of Hawaiian flora, fauna and koi. Through 8/31. Ruth's Chris Steak House, Restaurant Row: 5:30 p.m. - closing. Free. 599-3860 Windward Women, Hawaiian Hues Works by Nikki Johnston, Mafalda Hirata, Shirley Schweitzer, Antoinette Martin, Ruth Laired Pistor, Sherrie Harris, Teri Inouye, Joan Fleming and Barbara Eberhart. Through 7130. Ho'omaluhia Botanical Gar­den, 45-680 Luluku Rd., Kane'ohe: Mon -Sat, 9 a.m. -4 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m. - 3:45 p.m. Free. 233-7323 Wings of Hawal'i and Other Works Hawai'i artist Michael Furuya depicts rare and extinct Hawaiian birds in his paintings. Also shown are illustrations from his local children's books. Through 8/9. Pauahi Gallery@ Bishop Square, 1001 Bishop St.: Mon -Fri, 6 a.m. -8 p.m.; Sat, 6 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. 537-6838

Call To Artists Artist Lecture Proposals The Hawai'i Craftsmen and The ARTS at Marks Garage seek to start a lunchtime lecture series that features artists from all media who live and work in Hawai'i. An honorarium is offered to the presentations selected, which should run 20-60 minutes. Call for more informa­tion. Through 7/31. The ARTS at Marks Garage, 1159 Nu'uanu Ave.: 521-2903, 596-8128 Gallery Exhibition Proposals Priority will be given to group shows with inter­esting themes and related work. Call for more information. Through 7/31. The ARTS at Marks Garage, 1159 Nu'uanu Ave.: 521-2903

Words Ha'awina 'Olelo Hawai'i Hawaiian language reading and discussion group. Barnes & Noble Booksellers, Kahala Mall: every Mon, 7:15 p.m. Free. 737-3323 · Open Mic and Band Showcase People are welcome to attend and participate in this live music and poetry alternative to Auntie Pasto's other DJ nights. Ages 21 and up. Auntie Pasta's, Kapah11l11, 559 Kapahulu Ave.: every Wed, 10:30 p.m. - 2 a.m. $3 cover; free admission to any who perform. 739-2426 Prose Ax Uterary Submissions Send art, poetry or prose for publication to this local literary magazine: Prose Ax, Editor, P.O. Box 22643, Honolulu, HI 96823-2643, or to J.Calma@proseax.com. 'i Wordstew Poetry Slam See Words Pick on Page 12. The Treehaus, 162 N. King St.: Wed, 7/17, 7 p.m. $5.wordstew@cs.com, 843-1390

Learning African Dance Exchange Live drumming and African dance sess10n begins promptly at 3:15 p.m. after 15 mmutes of necessary stretching. All skill levels are welcome. 1007 Waimanu St .. Every Sun, 3 - 5 p.m. $5. 377-DRUM . All Women North Shore Surf Camp Learn to surf on the fabled North Shore with Sunset Suzy's surf school. Call for dates and rates. Through Tue 12/31. 781-2692 Argentine Tango Learn this elegant dance from George Garcia. Partners not neces­sary. Honolulu Club, 932 Ward Ave., 7th Fl.: every Fri, 7:30 - 8:30 p.m. (beginning),

8:30 - 9:30 p.m. (advanced) $8 per class. 721-2123 The Art of Egyptian Bellydance Shadiya teaches one of the oldest forms of exercise. Aloha Activity Center: every Sat, 1 - 2 p.m.; Allegra Performing Arts Center: every Tue, 6 - 7 p.m. $10 per class. 739-6297 Astrology Class for Beginners Astrologer Sue Simmons teaches the basics, covering the stars' practical and spiritual levels and inter­pretations. Call for location and reservations. Runs every Thu through 8/28, 7 - 9 p.m. $15 per class. 942-5626 Ballroom Dance Lessons Learn both the American style (every Monday in Waipahu) and the International style (every Tuesday in Honolulu) of ballroom dance from Rhythmic Expressions Dance Club. August Ahrens Elementary School, 94-1170 Waipahu St., Waipahu: every Mon, 7:30 -9:30 p.m.; Lunalilo Elementary School, 810 Pumehana St.: every Tue, 7:30 - 9 p.m. 372-0036 Bamboo Stamping and SIik Screen Art Phillip Markwart of One By One leads this workshop. Call for more information. Native Books & Beautiful Things (Ward Warehouse). Every Tue, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. 596-8885 Beginner Dance Lessons Got two left feet? Discover the rhythm you never knew you had. Private lessons by appointment. 259-6326 Belly Dance Ongoing belly dance classes for anyone, from teens through adults. Art­of-Dance Studio, 2851 E. Manoa Rd., Ste. 207: every Tue, 7 - 8 p.m. $10 per hour. 224-4777 Blackjack in Paradise The second floor of Blue Tropix is where you can learn the basic strategies for playing "21" or even learn how to be a dealer. Blue Tropix Restaurant & Nightclub, 1700 Kapi'olani Blvd.: every Wed, 5:30 - 8:30 p.m. $10 per class. 342-7784 Block Party Supplies are included in the fee for this six-week workshop with Liz Nakoa and Saba Daraee, which teaches two different ways of making color relief prints. Academy Art Center, 1111 Victoria St.: 7/20 - 8/24: Every Sat, 9 a.m. - noon. $135; $130 for Honolulu Printmakers members. www.hon­oluluprintmakers.org, 536-5507, 532-8741 Brown-Bagging to Conversational Hawai­ian No textbook is required at this beginning class emphasizing pronunciation and basic conversation skills. Old Archives Building, 'Iolani Palace: every Wed, 11 a.m. -1 p.m. $5 per class. 522-0821, 522-0827 i Butoh Movement Workshop New stu­dents are welcome! Originally from Japan, butoh is an avant-garde art form that incor­porates traditional Japanese dance with ele­ments of German Expressionism, perfor­mance art and improvisation. Tangentz Per­formance Group now gives us regular folks a chance to explore the intriguing world of butoh dance first-hand (and -foot, and -butt, possibly other body parts as well) in classes that teach concentration, flexibility and heightened sensory awareness. Japan­ese Cultural Center of Hawai'i, Kenshikan Dojo, 2454 S. Beretania St.: every Sun, 3 -5 p.m. $20 per month. 988-4290 Drum Joy Learn the basics of hand-drum­ming African rhythms, including smging and movement. Bring a stool, and call ahead to borrow a drum. Atherton YMCA, 1820 Uni­versity Ave.: every Mon, 3 - 5 p.m.; 1007 Waimanu Ave: every Tue, 6:30 - 8:30 p.m. $10 per sess10n. 377-DRUM Flamenco Dance Visiting arttst Monica Bermudez teaches these begtnnmg- and inter­mediate-level classes. Ballet Hawaii Studio, Dole Cannery: Tue 7/23 -Thu 7/25, 7 - 8 p.m. (beginnmg), 8 - 9 p.m. (intermediate/ advanced). $22 per class; $60 for 3 classes; $100 for 6. 523-6700 1 F'f'ee Une Dance Lessons No be shame. Dancers of all levels are invited to join in at these regular line dance lessons, put on by Parents Without Partners, a nonprofit, non­sectarian support organization for single par­ents and their children. Every Tue, 6 - 8 p.m. Free. 262-6442 The Goddess Dance Workout Amber cele­brates grace and sensuality by combming yoga, belly dance, jazz and salsa m this work­out class. Mo'i/i'ili Community Center, 2535 S. King St.: every Thu, 5:30 - 6:45 p.m. $10 per class; $45 for 5. www.InnerFire­Hawaii.com, 550-0533, 955-1555

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Dream seeker DAVID TEMPLETON

T he popcorn-scented hall is crammed with humanity, a big, babbling exo­dus of movie-goers,

all surging across the theater lobby and out to the street beyond. Author Katherine Dunn - never one to be caught up in the movements of the masses-snakes her way out of the crowd and over to a cluster of plas­tic benches. As we wait here for the crowds to subside, Dunn takes the opportunity to deftly roll herself a little cigarette for future use.

"Well ... I must admit I've been very, very curious about that movie," Dunn remarks as she works, shoot­ing a glance at the swinging blue doors behind which we have just seen Minority Report (That would be Steven Spielberg's creepshow fea­turing Tom Cruise as a drug-using cop in the not-too-distant future, us­ing aquatic psychics to bust bad guys before they commit their crimes).

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"It's easily the most adult film, and the most complex film, that Spielberg has ever done - of those that I've seen," Dunn suggests, ''but the ending was so mawkish and so cliche and so Ladies Home Journal, that all I can say is, Stevie? You just went and fucked up another movie."

Dunn - 57, a longtime resident of Oregon - is best-known as the au­thor of the wicked underground clas­sic Geek Love (Vintage, 1989; $13), about a circus owner and his chicken­chomping wife, who deliberately breed their own family of freaks, and the phenomenal dismembernient cult that rises up around the figure of Ar­turo the Aqua Boy, the couple's four­flippered first-born. Clearly attracted to what you might call edgy material, Dunn was predictably primed for a movie like Minority Report, with its philosophically rich depictions of mutant detectives, Future Crime de­partments, icky eye-swapping surg­eries and vast Detainment Units packed with electronically-loboto­mized prisoners.

That latter notion - a warehouse full of convicts eternally locked in neural slumber - is of particular in­terest to.my guest. By the time we've reached the theater exit, had a quick smoke, settled ourselves in a nearby bar and ordered up a couple of cof­fees, Dunn has dispensed with her entire list of critical judgments: thumbs up to mechanical spiders, the shots of dribbling snot and the pizazzy fire-escape fight scene be­tween Cruise and four cops on flying jet packs - "It was Buck Rogers meets Jackie Chan," says Dunn -and thumbs down to the "sappy, heart-tugging holographs" of Cruise's mi.ssing son. With such ob­servations out of the way, Dunn can sink her teeth into the meatier issues explored by Minority Report.

"I must admit that years ago I sort

of played with the idea of cryogenics as a more versatile solution to the problem of the death penalty," Dunn laughs. "I began thinking that, should we make cryogenics a reality, then simply turning our· convicted felons into thugcicles might be the best way to go."

"Thugcicles?" I repeat. "Like, popsicles with a rap sheet?"

"Exactly," she smiles. 'The prob­lem with the death penalty, of course, is that it's so final - but thugcicles could be thawed out if necessary and

.. when proper. They could be stored in relatively inexpensive ways, on the various poles of the Earth or on some of our chillier planets and moons. I even toyed with the idea of giving in­dividual citizens tax rebates in ex­change for storing one or two thugci­cles in their basement freezer. Though if there were ever a power failure," she adds, making a face, "you'd have problems, wouldn't you? The thugs would thaw out­and then where would we be?"

"Up to our ankles in dribbling snot?"

"Exactly." The central idea of Minority Re­

port - based on a story by the de­pressing visionary Philip K. Dick -is that crime could be eliminated, in the future, by arresting violent crim­inals who have yet to be violent. Sounds good until you consider things like the American Constitution - and human nature. Still, Dunn be­lieves that an anti-violent society is already blossoming into reality.

"I think the argument could be made that most of the First World re­ally is moving toward a very nonvio­lent social stance," she says. 'Things have changed dramatically just in my lifetime. When I was a small child, it was absolutely acceptable to whip and spank your children. Now you'd go to jail for it. When I was a small child, boxing was one of the biggest sports in America, and now boxing is considered vulgar and barbaric. It's all moving toward a kind of nonvio­lent representation of human activity, in which violence is increasingly seen as unacceptable."

I remind Dunn of a certain scene in Minority Report, in which a middle-

aged guy - he's got a vaguely postal-worker vibe - enters a Holo­graph Lounge, where folks go to have tailor-made virtual experiences, and nervously requests the experi­ence of murdering his boss. It is clear from everyone's reaction that such a fantasy is strictly illegal. That scene makes her think of a fiction class she once taught for seniors and grad stu­dents at a university in Oregon.

"It began with a simple assign­ment," she explains. "To pick a per­son they'd really like to kill, and then find a way to do it. And step by step, they'd plan these murders, and write it all out. My students had a wonder­ful time, planning the murders of their parents, their roommates, their teachers and all kinds of people who were subjected, on paper, to some very hellish fates. But I could never teach that class today. Every single one of my students, and I, would be hauled off to jail."

An event that would certainly leave Dunn's devoted readers-and-fans up to.their ankles in dribbling snot. But her story brings up another issue, one that runs all the way through Minori­ty Report: How can a civilized Amer­ica eliminate violent action without eliminating violent thoughts, and how can a society control its citizens' thoughts without damaging the soci­ety's collective imagination and the ability to create something better?

Dunn's answer: It can't. "One.of the things that alarms me

the most is the failure of imagination in this country," she says. "That's what limits us the most. And it's ironic, be­cause I think this nation is a dream country, that we are founded on the dreams of extraordinary dreamers. So it is our job - not just to go on dream­ing - but to bellyache l.oudly at every opportunity, every time the dream fails.

"America is never going to be per­fect, because - as Philip K. Dick might point out himself - America is human. But the dream is always there. I only hope it's still alive in the not-too-distant future." •

Writer David Templeton takes inter­esting people to interesting movies in his ongoing quest for the ultimate post-film conversation.

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Hands-On Art Work Grant Kagimoto ot Cane Haul Road leads this art demonstration. Call for more information. Native Books & Beautiful Things (Ward Warehouse). Every Sat, noon - 4 p.m. 596-8885 'i Hatha Yoga at the Atherton YMCA Learn the basic postures and breath work of hatha yoga in the Iyengar tradition. Eight classes a week,· taught by certified teachers Shelley ·choy and Ray Madigan. Call to request a schedule of classes. Atherton YMCA, 1820 University Ave.: $5 - $8 per class. 382-3910 'i Hawai'i 'Ukulele Club Newcomers are always welcome at this open Hawaiian music jam session. Call for directions. Piiki Park, 3503 Le'ahi Ave.: every Mon, 7 -9 p.m. Free. 733-7368 Health and Wellness Workshop Dr. Mark Hoffman, DC, teaches how to build your natural immune system. Call for reservations. Island Family Chiropractic and Wellness Center, 1150 S. King St., #905: every Tue, 6:30 p.m., & Wed, 12:30 - 1:10 p.m. Free. 596-0599 Hip-Hop/Funk Dance Teens through adults; beginners and intermediates welcome. Art-of­Dance Studio, 2851 E. Manoa Rd., Ste. 207: every Mon, 7 - 8 p.m.; every Wed, 7 - 8:30 p.m.; every Fri, 6 - 7:30 p.m.; every Sat, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $10 per hour. 224-4777 Hula Classes Cathy Ostrem teaches three levels of hula at these informal classes. Chances are that one of them is just right for you. (No prior experience necessary for the 5 p.m. class.) Niu Valley School, Halema'uma'u St.: Every Mon: 5 p.m. (beginning), 6 p.m. (intermediate), 7 p.m. (advanced). $10 per class; $4 5 for 5. Introductory Wicca Classes This six-class series by Hrafn teaches the basics, beliefs and how-to of Wicca. Call to register. Sirius

Books, 2320 Young St.: every Wed, 7 p.m. $25 per class. 947-4910 IXWF/NWA Hawai'i Wrestling School Fit adults 18 years and older are welcome to enrell in ongoing classes with pro wrestlers in an actual ring. Class times vary, as do fees, which vary depending on starting level. wrestling@jtrcs.com, 783-7809 Lei Making Workshop Hoku Beltz leads this workshop on Wili Haku Lei. Bring your own flowers and liko. Seats limited to 10; call to register. Natllrally Hawaiian Gallery, 41-1025 Kalaniana'ole Hwy.: Sun 7121, 10 a.m. - noon. 259-5354 Men and Women Hula Classes Kumu Hula Michael Pili Pang is acceptmg new students for Hula Auwana and Kahiko classes in basic technique and manner. No experience required. The Movement Center, 1215 Center St. #211: Tue 7123, 284-5523, 735-8641 i Monkey and the Waterfall Mask Work· shops Yukie Shiroma and Ben Moffat, direc­tors of the Monkey and the Waterfall Theatre Company (known for its work with masks, puppets and stilts) offers an advanced class (starting Thu 7118). Kawaiaha'o Recital Hall, Mid-Pacific Institute Campus, 2445 Ka'ala St.: Mask Characterization: Mask Perfor­mance: Thu 7118, Tue 7123 & Thu 7125, 6:30 - 9:30 p.m. $45. monkeywaterfall@hot­mail.com, "'37-0306 New Studio Art Classes Artist Paul Levitt teaches, and all levels of experience are wel­come to be a part of each six- to eight-person class. Bnng your own project to focus on. KMoMA, 167 Hamakua Dr., Kailua: every Wed, 6 - 9 p.m. $20 per session; $150 per 10 sessions. 261-8903 New York Style Salsa Workshops Begin­ning- and liltermediate-level dancers are invit­ed by Minnie Ruiz to learn salsa the Big Apple way. Aloha Activity Center, 725 Kapi'olani

Blvd., Suite ClOl: every Wed, 8 - 9:30 p.m. $15; $25 per couple. 926-8037 Photoshop Techniques for Video (Course No. L05148) Pacific New media offers this noncredit workshop, to be held at the UHM Queen Lili'uokalani Cent~r for Student Ser­vice 101, Manoa Multimedia Lab. Steve Szabo's one-day class gives hands-on expen­ence with Adobe Photoshop and Prerruere and QuickTime Pro. (Previous Photoshop experience required.) University of Hawai'i at Miinoa. Fri 7119, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $120. www.outreach.hawaii.edu, 956-7221 Public Speaking Workshop Learn the art of public speaking in a fun, yet structured for­mat. Taught by Toastmasters. (Manual· mcluded in fee.) Unity Church of Hawai'i, 3608 Diamond Head Cir.: every Wed, 7:30 -8:45 p.m. $15. 833-7528 Salsa Lessons No partner is necessary for these classes (with spins and dips) by Geor­gia Garcia. Honolulu Club, 932 Ward Ave., 7th Fl.: every Wed, 7:30 p.m. (begin­ning); 8:30 p.m. (advanced). $8 per class. 721-2123 Silent Dance Center's Yoga Classes Choose from over 60 Iyengar yoga classes per week for kids, adults and seniors. Three locations: Mo'ili'ili, Kaimuki and Kailua. Call for costs. www.iYogaHi.com, 526-YOGA Tai Chi Exercise Marie Riley, M.A., teaches tai chi as a practical technique for self-help relaxation. Windward Community College, 45-720 Kea'ahala Rd., Kane'ohe: Sat 7120 & 7127, 9:30 - 11:30 p.m. $27. www2.hawaii. edu/etcinfo, 235-7433 Vipassana Meditation Develop greater lev­els of awareness and inner peace through Vipassana, or insight meditation. Call for times. Mu Ryang Sa Temple, 2420 Halela'au Pl.: every Sat. Free. 395-7749 Wicca 101 Explore the spiritual and magi-

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cal beliefs of the Goddess path with High Priestess Miriam M'Bari, who has experience with Wiccan and Native-American disci­plines. Serendipity Books 'n Gifts, 2885 S. King St. Suite 202: every Thu, 6 - 8 p.m. $20. 949-4711

Upcoming Classes Classes at Temari Center for Asian & Pacific Arts An abundance of craft and botanical classes, well, abound at Temari. A quick look at the days ahead yields: 7120 & 7121, Concertina Book- making accordion­folded books; 7127, Miniature Plant Stand­inaking plant stands not much bigger than a coin; 7128, Sentiments II - making spiral­bound books; 813, Polymer Clay Collage Pin -combining art techniques to make jewelry; 814 & 8/11, Polymer Clay Liko Lehua - cre­ating delicate floral miniatures; 817, Chigiri-E Uchiwa - using washi to create pictures on fans; 8110, Washi Noren - using paper to create curtains; 8117, Lei Hipu'u - making one style of lei; 8/18, Tibetan Necklace -learning a monk's style of jewelry; 8124, Lei Wili - winding flowers and ferns into lei; 8125, Netted Vessel - weaving knots to hold raku ceramics; 8131, Lei Haku - braiding flowers and ferns. Times and fees vary; be sure to call for more specific information. Temari, 1329-A 10th Ave.: 735-1860 Computer Workshop Meet Robert Su in Room 102 for this computer course for all levels. Learn about word processors, Internet applications and how to purchase and main­tain a computer system. Advance registration required. Mi/ili'ili Community Center, 2535 S. King St.: Sat 7/20, 9 - 11 a.m. $50; $45 members. 955-1555 Junior Ufeguard Program 2002 This five­day summer course will familiarize teens with ocean and beach skills, including an intro-

duction to ocean safety, CPR, first aid and surf-rescue techniques. (This is not a learn-to­swim program.) Session 6: 7122 - 29; Session 7: 7129 - 812 $25. 589-2251 , Play in Clay for Adults This six-week beginner's course offers grownups the chance to satiate their hankering for clay-shaping. Taught by Paul Nash, the class doubles as an open lab for advanced students. Instruction includes hand-building techniques, wheel­throwing, glazing and fire ware. (Course No. C08AR166) Windward Community College, 45-720 Kea'ahala Rd., Kane'ohe: Next ses­sion starts Mon 815 $95 (includes lab fee). 235-7433

Botanical Basic Botany for Gardeners (Course No. D-6) Doug DeMoss teaches how to grow and pollinate vanilla orchids, discussing the prop­agation, culture and care of the plant along the way. Each participant will receive a vanil­la cutting to take home. Lyon Arboretum, 3860 Manoa Rd.: Sat 7120, 9:30 - 1 UO a.m. $20; $18 members. 988-0456 lkebono lkebana Choose from Wed 7 - 9 p.m., Thu 7 - 9 p.m. or Sat 9 a.m. - noon in this flower arrangement class, held in Room 104. Mo'ili'ili Community Center, 2535 S. King St.: ongoing weekly classes $28 per four sessions; $23 MCC members. 955-1555 Mangoes: A Favorite Backyard Fruit Tree Learn about this popular fruit. Walking shoes are required to participate in the post-lecture Mango Collection tour. Urban Garden Cen­ter, 962 Second St., Pearl City: Wed 7117, 9:30-11 a.m. $5. 453-6050 Open House On the first Saturday of every month, see greenery for eating, planting or

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Somewhere between MARCIA MORSE

T he atmosphere of Yida Wang's draw­ings is as palpable and pungent as chill, smoke-laden

air. As suggested by the enigmatic title Barriers Therein Passages for the exhibition of her newest body of work, the drawings give visible form to a senes of dualities and are invested with the energy, like yin and yang, of their inherent tension.

One of the most important of those dualities is a cultural one. Wang, this year's winner of the Honolulu Academy of Arts' Catharine E. B. Cox Award, was born, raised and educated in Shang­hai. She worked in a jade-carving factory during the Cultural Revolu­tion, and later earned a B.F.A. in a college curriculum based on tradi­tions of Wes tern realism. She moved to the Islands in 1986 to

study at the University of Hawai 'i, earning her M.F.A. in 1994 and sub­sequently joining the faculty as a lecturer in drawing and paintmg.

The transition from East to West, from one tradition of depiction to an­other, from one period of life experi­ence to another, has compelled Wang to find and use emblems of personal and cultural history which emerge, like fragments of memory, from the pristine whiteness and the dense blackness of her drawings. In this most recent work, Wang has ex­panded her lexicon of signs and in so doing, has achieved new richness and poignancy.

The artist's earlier work most of­ten used Chinese architectural mo­tifs and items of interior furnishing to create and anchor a space both physical and psychic. The drawings, organized with a strong sense of symmetry, were cool and elegant, eloquent with things unspoken and unseen. Wang's new works possess

those same qualities, but also - de­spite their expanded scale - seem to create a stronger sense of place and intimacy.

Several works, including "The Reach: Somewhere Between," "Sentinels" and "On the Edge of the Aperture," incorporate ele­ments of roof tiles and double­paneled doors, positioning us on the outside: outside a protected space, perhaps outside a cultural context. Wang has also included greater detail - elements of intri­cately carved woodwork, or fit­tings on doors - which provide a context in which to engage in mas­terful play with subtle reversals of figure and ground, dark and light, spontaneous gesture and con­trolled contour.

Though Wang has in the past in­cluded some human figurative el­ements, this body of work includes new references, often juxtaposing images of traditional Chinese

guardian figures with initially star­tling images of a fully developed fetus and placenta. It is the latter which indicates a new boldness on Wang's part. In works such as "Root Age," "ReEntry" and "Crossing Dreams," her engage­ment of the scientific over the mythical suggests a new way of considering issues of personal

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Barriers Therein Passages, recent work by Yida Wang - Honolulu Academy of Arts, 900 S. Bereta­nia St.: Through 8/25, Tue-Sat 10 a.m. - 4:30 p.m., Sun 1 - 5 p.m. $7, $4 seniors, students & mili­tary. 532-8700.

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for smelling. Or just wander through the hedge maze. Ah, lovely. Urban Garden Cen­ter, 962 Second St., Pearl City: 9:30 -10:30 a.m. 453-6050 Tropical Plant Nature Walk Enjoy tropi­cal plants and majestic views of the Ko'olau on this guided walk. Walking shoes required, insect repellent and light rain gear recommended. Ho'omaluhia Botanical Garden, 45-680 Luluku Rd., Kane'ohe: every Sat, 10 a.m.; every Sun, 1 p.m. Free. 233-7323

Hikes 6 Excursions 'Aiea Bisectual Three miles of trails traipse through the ridges of 'Aiea on this novice-lev­el hike. Hawaiian Trail & Mountain Club, Meet at 'Iolani Palace grounds, mauka side: Sat 7/20, 8 a.m. $2. 488-1161 Diamond Head Ughthouse walk An infor­mative two-mile, three-hour walking tour led by The Clean Air Team that ends at the light­house. Honolulu Zoo Entrance, 151 Kapahu­lu Ave. (meet at the Gandhi statue): every Sun, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. 948-3299 Diamond Head Story The Clean Air Team guides hikers on a two-mile, one-way trip to the crater's entrance tunnel. Geologic and historic facts are given during the educa­tional trek, which doubles as a litter cleanup for willing volunteers. Honolulu Zoo Entrance, 151 Kapahulu Ave. (meet at the Gandhi statue): Every Sat, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. 948-3299 Exploring the Reef by Day Explore the shoreline, reef and tide pools with the aquar­ium's education staff. Marine history, safety and conservation are covered. Waikiki Aquar­ium, 2777 Kalakaua Ave.: Sun 7/21, 7:30 - 10 a.m. $10; $8 kids. 923-9741 Pahole Natural Area Reserve Hike Kost Pankiwskyj leads hikers on this challenging, five-mile hike. Call for reservations and infor­mation. Hawai'i Nature Center, 2131 Maki­ki Heights Dr.: Sat 7/20 $6. www.hawaiina­turecenter.org, 955-0100 i Senator Fong's Plantation and Garden Tour This hour-and-a-half guided tour leads visitors through five valleys and plateaus of Hawaiian plants and lily ponds. Call for reservations. Every Sat, 9 a.m. $10. www.FongGarden.net, 239-6775 Waiki1<i By Trolley Tour The City & County of Honolulu offers trolley tours of historic Waikiki. By appointment. 841-6442

Food 6 Drink Raw Food Pot Lucks Sponsored by Thriv­etribe.com, a charitable foundation. Every Sat. 535-3227 Third Annual Garlic Festival of Hawal'i Ten O'ahu restaurants (including 3660 On the Rise, Side Street Inn and Dave & Buster's) offer various garlic dishes, while other merchants offer produce, merchandise and a silent auction. Ward Warehouse, 1050 Ala Moana Blvd.: Wed 7/17, 4 - 10 p.m. $2 admission per adult; free admission to kids. Winelover's Wednesday Get a belly full of wine and enjoy 50 percent off of the grape stuff in comfort and elegance. Diamond Head Grill, 2885 Kalakaua Ave., 2nd floor, W Honolulu Hotel: every Wed, 5:30 - 11 p.m. www.diamondheadgrill.com, 922-3734 Wrath of Grapes: The Indigo Wine Club Complimentary fruit, cheese and piipii accompany this popular weekly wine-tast­ing event. Indigo Restaurant, 1121 Nu'uanu Ave.: every Tue, 6 p.m. $20. 521-2900

Keiki Annual Pete Smith Basketball Camp Renowned youth basketball coach Pete Smith is joined by Alika Smith, Chico Furta­do, Jerry Busone and Blaine Gier, giving individualized attention to boys and girls on their skills. Kaliiheo High School, Kailua: Mon 7/22 -Wed 7/24, 9 a.m. -4 p.m. $125. 597-8212 Children's Art Classes Kids ages 6-14 can learn how to work with pencil, paint and clay from Meleanna Meyer. Limit 12 per class; reservations required. Naturally Hawaiian Gallery, 41-1025 Kalaniana'ole Hwy.: Every Sat, 8:30 - 10:30 a.m. $100 for four classes

(including materials). 259-5354 Cool Afternoon Adventures Foster new creative talents in your kids with Lyon Arboretum through hiking, painting, crafts and more for kids (grades 2-4). Call to regis­ter. Lyon Arboretum, 3860 Manoa Rd.: Fri 7/26, 8:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. $33; $30 members. 988-0456 Doze with the Dolphins Because to "Sleep with the Fishes" is creepy. Kids can explore Sea Life Park after dark at this sleepover. Sea Life Park, 41-202 Kalaniana'ole Hwy., Waimanalo: Fri 7/19 & Sat 7/20, 7 p.m. -10 a.m. (next day). $30 for 6 - 12 years, $35 13 years and up. 259-7933, 259-2512 Family Fishing Days The folks at Ho'oma­luhia host a free day of "catch-and-release" tilapia fishing at their very own fishin' hole. Show up with poles, small, barbless hooks, bait and buckets. It's about a 20-minute walk to the fish, so wear walking gear as well. Ho'omaluhia Botanical Garden, 45-680 Luluku Rd., Kane'ohe: Sat & Sun, 10 a.m. -2 p.m. Free. 233-7323 Kick Ash Bash World Cafe hosts this anti­tobacco event for kids ages 13-18 (picture I.D. required). World Cafe, 1130 N. Nimitz Hwy.: Fri 7/19, 6 - 9:30 p.m. $3 pre-sale. www.worldcafehawaii.com, 585-2877, 599-4450 Midsummer Night's Gleam Families are welcome to enjoy crafts, fortune readings, food and drink, as well as live entertainment by the Pacific Fleet Jazz Band, Skylark, Na Kapuna Makua Ali'i and more. Foster Botanical Gardens, 180 N. Vineyard Blvd.: Sat 7/20, 4:30 - 10 p.m. Free. 522-7066, 522-7060 Pacific Rim Children's Chorus Festival Over 200 children from eight world-class choirs from across the U.S. will attend this year's festival to learn about the cultures of Pacific Rim Countries. The event closes with two public concerts: Sat 7/20 at the BYUH Cannon Center and Sun 7/21 at the Blaisdell Concert Hall. 591-2211 Pacific School for the Performing Arts Summer Arts Experience Sign kids ages 7-18 up for six weeks of fun and learning through music, drama and dance. (The morn­ing session will be held at La Pietra, 2933 Poni Mo'i Rd.; the afternoon at St. Andrew's Priory, 224 Queen Emma Sq.) Through Sat 7/27, weekdays, 9 a.m. - noon or 1 - 4 p.m. $450.www.pacarts.org, 394-6547 Preschool Pirates Adults with a 1-to-5-year-old child can navigate the park with a Sea Life Park stroller. Jolly Roger not includ­ed. Sea Life Park, 41-202 Kalaniana'ole Hwy., Waimanalo: Wed 7/17, 10-11:30 a.m. $15 per parent and child team. 259-7933, 259-2511 Toddler Time Thinker Toys sponsors games, activities and playtime for parents and their toddlers. Kiihala Mall - Center Stage, 4211 Wai'alae Ave.: Every Wed, 10:30 -11:30 a.m. Free. 732-7736

Whatevahs Bead Society Meeting This month features a lecture by Wendy Schofield-Ching on the history of the use of turquoise Native Amer­ican jewelry. Free and open to the public. Central Union Church, 1660 S. Beretania: Wed 7/24, 7 p.m. Free. 941-0957, 487-2090 Co-Dependents Anonymous A 12-step recovery program offering a renewal process of healing for those who suffer with issues of codependency. Call for times and loca­tion. Every Mon, Tue, Thu & Sat. Free. 589-2632 First Annual CrimeStoppers Golf Tourn• ment Help to raise funds for this program by entering. Honolulu Country Club, 1690 Ala Pu'umalu St.: Fri 7/19, 9:30 a.m. (check-in); noon (start). 532-6744, 931-3110 i Gender Bender Up Gloss Revue The Lovely Leikia hostesses, and what a show this is! Very riotous variety show with everything from vaudeville to vixenry and everything in between. Fusions Waikiki, 2260 Kiihio Ave.: every Fri, 9:30 p.m. 924-2422 Hale'lwa Arts Festival This annual juried fine-arts festival returns for its fifth year as an all-media showcase of works for display and sale, with lots of live music and activities, too. Hale' iwa Beach Park, Hale'iwa: Sat 7/20 & Sun 7121, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. www.Halei­waArtsFestival.org, 637-2277 Hawal'I Photographic Society Newcomers are welcome to each monthly meeting of this art group. Makiki Recreation Center, Ke'eaumoku St (next to Makiki Library): Wed 7/17, 7:30 p.m. Free. 735-8550

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Hawal'i State Farm Fair See the only farm set upon a parking lot, with lots of food, games, rides, live entertainment and ... farm animals. Aloha Stadium, 99-500 Salt Lake Blvd.: Fri 7/19 -Sun 7/21, Fri 7/26 -Sun 7/28, Thu 8/1 - Sun 8/4: Thu - Sat, 6 p.m. - mid­night; Sun, noon - midnight. $3; $1.50 kids. 486-9511, 848-2074 Hawai'i Vocal Arts Ensemble Hawai'i's premier chamber chorus is looking for excel­lent singers in all vocal parts who possess fine musicianship and strong sight reading. A warm, free, smooth tone is a plus. Chaminade University, 3140 Wai'alae Ave.: 4- 6:30 p.m. 239-8738, 261-6495 Honolulu Polyamory Group Pali Paths talks about responsible alternative relation­ships at each weekly discussion. First Uni­tarian Church of Honolulu, 2500 Pali Hwy.: Every Thu, 7 - 9 p.m. palipaths.tripod.com, 674-1819 Kine'ohe Day on the Bay 2002 This new­ly renovated YWCA celebrates the overhaul with food, crafts, games, activities, live enter­tainment and more. YWCA Camp Kokokahi, 45-035 Kane'ohe Bay Drive: Sat 7120, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. 235-7747 i Karaoke at the Wailana Cocktail Lounge Comfy atmosphere, free karaoke and cheap drinks. Atmospheric, karaoke-esque, drinky-poo-ish - that's Ken Dahl. Wailana Cocktail Lounge, 1860 Ala Moana Blvd.: Mon - Thu, 9 p.m. - midnight; Fri - Sat, 9 p.m. -1 a.m. 955-1764 Moloka'i Festival Music, dance, food and crafts by the Moloka 'i Visitors Association celebrate the "Friendly Isle" at this annual event. Ward Warehouse, 1050 Ala Moana Blvd.: Sat 7/20, 9:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. 593-2376 Narcotics Anonymous Meetings by this nonprofit organization are held at other loca­tions around the island as well. 1159 Bethel St .. every Mon, Wed & Fri, 4 - 5 p.m.; every Sat, 5:30 - 7 p.m. Free. 734-4357 New England Style Contra Dance Live Celtic music, with no partner or experience necessary. Just move, get on a groove and be one with the dance floor (with no-scuff shoes). Atherton YMCA, 1820 University Ave.: Sat 7120, 7 - 10:30 p.m. $5. www.sls.hawaii.edu, 737-1887 Obon Dances and Festivals The season of remembrance of the dead is upon us with these seasonal festivals. Shinshu K yokai Mis­sion, 1631 S. Beretania St. (973-0156): Fri 7/19 & Sat 7120, 7:30 p.m.; Hale 'iwa Shin­gon Mission, 66-469 Pa'ala'a Rd. (637-4423): Fri 7/19 & Sat 7120, 6:30 p.m. (ser­vice), 7:30 p.m. (dance); Wai'anae Hong­wanji Mission, 85-762 Old Government Rd, (677-4221): Sat 7120, 6:30 p.m. (service), 7:30 p.m. (dance). 'i Paper Doll Revue God damn! These Grande Dames have been goin' on glam­ourous for days now ... years, even! Raquel Gregory and her gorgeous gals'll give y'all a Ii'! bit o' heaven. Why don' you come on up and see 'em sometime? Fusions Waikiki, 2260 Kiihi6 Ave.: every Sat, 9:30 p.m. 924-2422 i Phantasma London performer and illu­sionist Ken Noyle weaves a story from the spirits and legends of Chinatown's past. Indi­go Resta11rant, 1121 Nu'uanu Ave.: every Tue - Sat, 6:30 & 8:30 p.m. $25 (includes drink). 521-2900 Polo at Waiminalo Every Sunday! The sport of SportsCenter, the best damn sports show period! Gates open at 1 p.m. Waimii­nalo Polo Field, Kamehameha Highway, across from Bellows AFB: Every Sun, 2:30 p.m. $3. 396-0494 Psychic Fair What could be more comfort­ing in this world of uncertainty than a little psychometry to show you the way? Perhaps some tarot - a look at the heavens, or your weary palms? A 10-minute reading can be yours for a mere $15. Maunakea Market­place, Maunakea St., Chinatown: Sun 7/21, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. 486-7827 Rainbow Jugglers All levels are welcome to these informal juggling get-togethers. Stu­dio 3, UH-Manoa Athletic Complex, 2nd Fl.: Every Mon, 8 p.m. Free. rainbowjug­glers.org Swing Dance Practice/Potluck The Lindy Hop will never stop. This swing thing goes down rain or shine. Bring friends, fam­ily and/or CDs. (Free beginner swing lessons at 7:30 p.m.) Kapi'olani Park Band­stand, Waikiki: Wed 7/17, 6:45 -9 p.m. $4. 236-4082 Windward Mall Chess Club The Hawai'i Chess Federation offers free chess lessons and competition every week. Windward Mall,

Kane'ohe: every Wed, 6 - 9 p.m., lessons from 7 - 8 p.m. Free. www.hawaiichess.org, 235-1143

Volunteer Diamond Head Theatre Costume Shop Spend just a few hours per week maintaining and constructing costumes for DHT produc­tions. Diamond Head Theatre, 520 Maka­pu'u Dr.: 733-0277, ext. 305, 733-0274 Hawal'l's Plantation VIiiage Every little bit helps, even if all you have is a few hours a week as a greeter, collection assistant or guide. Training is provided. Hawai'i's Plantation Village, 94-695 Waipahu St.: 677-0110 Ho'omaluhia Botanical Gardens Greet visitors with the Ko'olau for a backdrop. Flexible days and hours. Ho'omaluhia Botanical Garden, 45-680 Luluku Rd., Kane'ohe: 233-7323 Institute for Human Services Volunteers are needed to help sort donated clothing for distribution to the homeless guests of IHS. One four-hour shift per week, three­month commitment. Institute for Human Services, 546 Ka'a'ahi St., Honolulu HI 96817: 537-2724 Ufe Foundation Training will be held on this day for volunteers interested in working with Hawai'i's oldest and largest AIDS service organization. Positions sought are case-man­agement assistants, transportation aides, meals program assistant, receptionists, home­makers, licensed massage therapists and hair­stylists. Life Foundation, 677 Ala Moana Blvd., Suite 226 (2nd floor, Gold Bond Bldg.): Sat 8/3. 521-2437 Meals on Wheels Volunteer drivers are needed to deliver meals to needy seniors throughout O'ahu. Lanakila Rehabilitation Center, 1809 Bachelot St.: 531-0555 Mission Houses Museum Volunteers are sought to help greet visitors one half-day a week at a time of their own choosing. Mission Ho11ses Museum, 553 S. King St.: 531-0481 Sunny Buddies Interested individuals over age 16 are needed to pair up with mentally retarded individuals, offering friendship and increasing community awareness. Dept. of Health, Developmental Disabilities Division. Through Tue 12/31. 733-9191

Gay Gay Surf Club Meet at the Duke Kahanamoku statue at 11 a.m. sharp. Free lessons for beginners, who can also rent boards for $6 for 90 minutes. Gay Surf Cl11b, every Sat, 11 a.m. www.geocities.com/the­gaysurfclub, gaysurf@hotmail.com, 220-9154 GLBT Video Nltes Movies of every genre. Call for each week's title. Gay and Lesbian Community Center, 2424 S. Beretania St.: 7 p.m. Free. 951-7000 Hawai'i Gay, Lesbian and Affirming Disci· pies Alliance The First Christian Church sponsors this time of fellowship, support and understanding for GLBT and affirming peo­ple. Light refreshments provided. First Chris­tian Church, 1516 Kewalo St., Makiki: the first Mon of every month, 7:30 p.m. i Honolulu Gay Support Group All are wel­come who support "freedom, equality and justice of gay people." This week's discussion addresses sexual fantasies and fetishes. Waikiki Community Center, 310 Paoakalani Ave., Rm. 202A: every Tue, 7:30 - 9 p.m. Free. 537-2000 'i Songs of Waiki1<i A performance of music written about you-know-where, in this din­ner-show combo featuring invited soloists, all under the direction of Larry Cross. (Go to www.geocities.com/honolulumc/hawaii_ponoi .html to learn the words to sing "Hawai'i Pono.") Don Ho's Island Grill, Aloha Tower Marketplace: Sat 7/20, 7 p.m. $35 - $40. 922-4137, 537-2113, 485-1334 Hula's Saturday Catamaran There's booze on board when Hula's Bar & Lei Stand hits the open ocean. Meet at Hula's at 2:30 p.m. for a prompt launch at 3 p.m. Hula's Bar and Lei Stand, Waikiki Grand Hotel, 2nd floor, 134 Kapahulu Ave.: every Sat, 2:30 p.m. $10. 923-0669 'i Wet-The Fresh Pool Party San Fran­cisco DJ Jason G spins at this outdoor dance party, with two pools, two Jacuzzis and one big dance area. Free suntan oil, refreshments, massage and giveaways. 18 and up. Royal Garden Hotel, 440 Olohana St. (near Nike­town): Sun 7/21, noon - 6 p.m. $25 ($20 before 1 p.m.). www.BigTornPresents.com,

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Mixed Media KTUH Web Site One of the last true student­run college radio stations is going strong as ever, and their Web site ain't bad either: http://ktuh.hawaii.edu or www.ktuh.org. You can check show times and descriptions, learn about upcoming community events and e­mail the station's staff and DJs. Those outside the frequency can also catch KTUH through the site's live, 24/7 Rea!Audio feed. And now, stronger than ever, thanks to a signal boost. KTUH.90.3 FM Honolulu, 89.7 FM Hawai'i Kai, 91.3 FM North Shore. Free. 956-5288 Single Women's Group Build lasting friend­ships through this nonprofit organization. www.geocities.com.singlewomensgroup/home. html, 306-9300

Call To Artists 'Ohina Short Film Submissions Original film shorts (30 min. max.; 10 min. and under encouraged) are sought for possible inclusion in the annual local film showcase in October. Entry forms available at Blockbuster Video Ala Moana, Kailua and Market City. 'Ohina: The Short Film Showcase, 1013 Kawaiaha'o St, Honolulu, 96814: Submissions must be received by Fri 8/2. $10 entry fee. 951-4413

Grassroots Board of Land and Natural Resources Twic•Monthly Meeting Call to confirm date and location of the next meeting. 587-0404 Kalanimoku Bldg., Conference Room, 1151 Punchbowl St.: 9 a.m. Hawai'i Conservation Conference This annual conference addresses the theme of environmental change and human activity. www2.hawaii.edu/scb/evconfer.htm Hilton Hawaiian Village, 2005 Kalia Rd.: Fri 7/19 & Sat 7/20 $115; $75 students. 544-3385 Hawai'i Justice Foundation Grant Appli· cations Proposed projects should provide justice for Hawai'i's vulnerable populations, among other criteria. Write or call for full guidelines or application. Hawai'i Justice Foundation, 810 Richards St., Ste. 645, Hon­olulu, HI 96813: Completed applications must be received by Thu 8/29. 537-3886 He'eia Coastal Restoration Celebrate Earth Day everyday: remove alien vegetation and litter from the stream banks and the old 'auwai. Wear sturdy shoes, long-sleeved shirts and pants; bug repellent and sunscreen rec­ommended. Gloves, trash bags and refresh­ments will be provided. He'eia State Park, 46-465 Kamehameha Hwy., Kane'ohe: Sat 7120, 8:30 - 11:30 a.m. Free. 247-3156 Kawa'ewa'e Heiau Service Project (Call to double-check meeting place and time.) Meet at 8:30 a.m. at the First Hawaiian Bank parking lot in Windward City Shopping Center in Kane'ohe. Bring insect repellent, rain gear, long pants and protective eye gear. Sierra Club: Sat 7120. www.hi.sierraclub.org, 538-6616 Silent Vigil Meet on the 'Ewa side to protest the war in Afghanistan as a response to the events of Sept. 11. Federal Bldg, 1300 Ala Moana Blvd.: every Fri, 4 -6 p.m.

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My lips are tired from reading this review back over, so maybe you can do the rest. Answer these questions: Does the alpha dragon finally get slayed ... slain? Are the nerdy Brits saved by the kick-ass 'Mericans? Do the dragons look vaguely Iraqi? Does Mac sacrifice himself for the honor of others? And does the beautiful chick fall for Christian Bale? (Chris­tian, get it?) Does a neat kid, with whom I identify fully, get his turn to lead the troops, like Luke Skywalker, only with facial expressions? Are there only six or seven minutes of good dragon special effects? Was this shot in Ireland for tax purposes? And .... will you go see it? (This last is pretty damn easy to answer.)

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T ~o~:e:s:ti:n: About One Thing is the newest contri­bution from Jill and

Karen Sprecher, the sibling writing team behind the 1998 indie Clockwatchers. This new project, backed by producer Michael Stipe, is an exploration of the human con­dition - the forces that pull us to either side of contentment and the consequences. Presented in titled vignettes, this heavy, patchwork tale throws viewers into the center of moral darkness, and challenges them to find their way out.

Thirteen Conversations' often­ironic drama focuses on a group of New Yorkers, whom we follow in disjointed time as their lives in­tertwine. They represent Jane and Joe Public, working stiffs of youth and sometimes wisdom, who stumble or jump into the destruc­tive path of fortune.

Five recurring story lines feature an adulterous college professor (John Turturro), a cocky district at-

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tomey (Matthew McConaughey), an insurance salesman (Alan Arkin), a discarded wife (Amy Irv­ing) and a sacrificial lamb in maid's clothing (Clea Duvall). As the professor runs from monotony, the DA is drunk with privilege and the salesman is poisoned with jeal­ousy. All the while, our lamb is awaiting miracles.

The world of Thirteen Conversa­tions offers no relief from shadowy human impulses and karmic reper­cussions. The characters collide like bumper cars, blindly foretelling or delivering bitter twists of fate. The audience watches the stories as the characters live them, void of method and meaning, until it all walks into

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the light in the end. The trick here is that you have to

buy into the darkness. If life is all sunshine and roses for you, this para­ble-heavy pie probably isn't your bag. Even if your worldview has the occasional cloud, Thirteen Conver­sations may need some slack before it gets rolling. Some scenes are alter­nately surreal and predictable to fit the moral message, but they can be worth it as the characters start to breath on their own. Arkin and Tur­turro stand out in this department and in this ensemble, carrying scenes that would feel clunky or contrived with­out them.

It's possible that audiences won't agree with many of Thirteen Conversations' visual speeches, and some might not make it to the light at the very end of this flick's tunnel. For those who do, it won't be a joy ride, but it will be an en­tertaining journey to the center of perceived happiness. Definitely worth ago. •

Thirteen Conversations About One Thing is playing at the Varsity Twins.

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P atched together from a dozen similar stories, the potboiler novel Zig 'Zag has been turned into an uneven,

but superior-to-its-source indie by superior casting and a good screen­play by David S. Goyer (Dark City, Blade), who is a first-time director here. The national reviews aren't yet out, but it probably would get better coverage if it were a gutsy little foreign movie about the American underclass(es).

Zig Zag is the nickname given the story's narrator (Sam Jones III), a near-autistic kid with a crack-ad­dicted, abusive father (a harrowing Wesley Snipes), a crappy job in the low-life kitchen of a franchise restaurant and a Big Brother ( orga­nizational kine) named Singer (John Leguizamo) who has testicular can­cer. The way to survive a tough life, Zig Zag says, is to never travel a straight line or else you're an easy

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The gritty indie Zig Zag has its moments. target. But when his crazed father demands some "rent money" from him, the mentally-challenged kid, handy with numbers, steals from the restaurant safe and risks, his Big Brother knows, going to juvenile prison, where life might be even worse for a good-looking kid.

A scheme is contrived whereby Zig Zag will return the money, but that, convolutedly, involves him and Leguizamo with the sleazy propri­etor of a strip joint/escort service. All does not go well. Most of the characters here are trap-deep in poverty, violence and drug-satura­tion, with little chance of escape. Leguizamo knows he's dying and wants to save Zig Zag before his time is up. Thus hangs our tale, per-

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haps a little contrived ... but, then again, how would you and I know?

Enter a friendly, foul-mouthed prostitute (Natasha Lyonne, spot-on) who, despite herself, befriends Zig Zag and becomes enmeshed in the scheme to liberate him from father and dead-end life. Lyonne's perfor­mance transforms the movie, which takes off from there, becoming con­vincing and absorbing. This isn't Movieland "poetic" poverty, by the way; this is close to the real thing -near inescapable, routinely brutal and, mysteriously, here and there, laced with real acts of human kindness and friendship, corning from people the least able to ladle them out.

Zig 'Zag is the kind of uneven, im­perfect movie that can nonetheless get under your skin, arguable "up­beat" ending and all. It's worth tak­ing a chance on, and thanks to Restaurant Row for bringing it to us.

Zig Zag is playing Wed 7117 & Thu 7/18 at Restaurant Row 9.

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Opening Escaftowne Anime, about, you guessed it, the end of the world. Restaurant Row Eight Legged Freaks Spiders are back, and David Arquette's got them. Big time. The Emperor's New Clothes (Germany/ItalyllJI<, 2001) Napoleon swaps places with a commoner in this comedy. Restaurant Row K-19: The Widowmaker Harrison Ford guns for an Oscar with his portrayal of a high-ranking Russian submarine honcho m this action-thriller. The Lady and the Duke (L' AngJaise et le due) (France, 2001) During the French Revo­lution, a Scottish aristocrat and her former lover, the Duke of Orleans, find themselves on opposite sides of the conflict. Restaurant Row

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(former curator of Film at Honolulu Academy of Arts

from 1996 to January 2002).

Stuart Uttle 2 It's ba-a-a-c-k-k, the comput­er-generated lovable mouse, and the movie will make a godzillion dollars. Warm Water Under a Red Bridge (Akai hashi no shita no nurui mizu) (Japan/France, 2001) A down-and-out busi­nessman travels to a seaside town, where he meets a woman with unusual sexual powers. Restaurant Row

Continuing The Bourne Identity Matt Damon tries on the mantle of action star in this spy thriller. The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course Oz TV whiz Steve Irwin, now stars (with his wife) m a new exploitation film. i the Debut This enjoyable little indie tells a Filipino-American coming-of-age story. (Reviewed 6/12)-Ryan Senaga Dolphins An IMAX take on our favorite marine mammals. IMAX Polynesian Halloween: Resurrection Aptly titled;

''AN INGE· NIOUS FABLE!"

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another in the long, gory series. Hey Arnold! The Movie More animation in the summer sweepstakes. Hidden Hawai'i An IMAX tourist-oriented tour of the Islands. IMAX Waikiki 'i Ulo & Stitch This (sometimes flawed) film just might rescue the troubled Disney studios. (Reviewed 6/26) --Chad Blair Uke Mike Lil' Bow Wow suddenly gets some mad ups and sick handle by putting on a pair of kicks once worn by your Airness. The Uving Sea An IMAX around the worlder on ... you guessed it. IMAX Polynesian i Men in Black II Predictable, but entertain­mg summer fare - a well-spent 94 minutes of big-budget Hollywood sorcery, served up with a little tongue-in-cheek. (Reviewed 7/10)-Aarin Correa ·, Minority Report A shallow masterwork, which shows that Spielberg has turned him­self into a real film artist. (Reviewed 6/26) -Bob Green Mr. Deeds Untalented to the point of genius,

Adam Sandler continues a movie career that makes Huntz Hall look like Proust. -B.G. The Powerpuff Girls Movie More animation as opposed to anime. For the keiki. Reign of Fire See Review on Page 29. Road to Perdition Sam Mendes (American Beauty) directs Tom Hanks, Paul Newman and Jude Law in a classical-style gangster film. Scooby-Doo Those meddling kids! Space Station 3-D Tom Cruise narrates this visual-striking doc about space station crews docking and undocking, trying to humanize the science. The film does not do justice to its subject matter. -B.G. IMAX Waikiki 'i The Sum of All Fears When this CIA film strives for "importance," the film harms itself; when it simply tries to tell its story, rt soars. (Reviewed 6/5)-B.G. i Ultimate X - The Movie Forty-two min­utes in front of the ultralarge screen lets view­ers feel the insanity of today's extreme athletes. IMAX Waikiki

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Art House i Amelie (France, 2001) Life as it ought to be, with Audrey Tautou in the title role in this, one of the highest-grossing foreign movies in years. Robb Bonnell of the Weekly loved it; a New Yorker critic did not. -B.G. Movie Museum 'i The Battle of Algiers (Italy/ Algeria, 1965) Gilio Pontecovro's cult film which seems to gain in stature year after year. -B.G. Movie M11Seum The Believer The story ofDanny Balint, a Jew who transforms himself into an intense neo­fascist leader. Restaurant Row Cuba Feliz (France, 2000) A "pro-active" doc, in which a troubadour who travels across Cuba and finds populist music everywhere, part of the soul of a people. Academy Theater , Dogtown and Z-Boys A great documentary on the pool skating phenomenon in Southern California, and the section of town called Dog­town. (Reviewed 7/3)-A.C. Varsity Theater i Enigma This WWil jigsaw-thriller tells an intricate, true-ish story with drama and romance without becoming sappy and/or cliche ridden. (Reviewed 6/19) -B.G. Restaurant Row From the Ashes: 10 Artists (2001) Ten T ribeca artists (Laurie Anderson, among them) get back to work after the devastation of 9/ll. Academy Theater Green Dragon Stories of the first wave of Vietnamese refugees who were housed in camps across the southwestern United States m 1975. Restaurant Row i Madadayo Uapan, 1992) Akira Kurosawa's last film, a story about a retired writer-teacher who still possesses a love of life. As always, everything by Kurosawa is worth seeing. -B.G. UH-Krauss Hall My Big Fat Greek Wedding Will the foreign, vegetarian fiance meet the big Greek family's approval? Kiihala 8, Restaurant Row Mystic Masseur In 1940's Trinidad, a man setli out to write a book. In order to make a living, he transforms himself into the mystic masseur and an expert on Hinduism. He soon finds himself embroiled in politics. Restaurant Row 'i No Man's Land (Bosnia-Herzegovina, 2001) Winner ofBest Screenplay at the Cannes fest, this war-movie parable has garnered prizes worldwide. The Bosnian-Serbian war becomes humanized in this story, both humor­ous and violent, when a Bosnian and one Serb soldier get to "know" one another. -B.G. Movie Museum, Academy Theater 'i Rain The best thing about writer/director Christine Jeffs' Rain is its sense of atmosphere, mood, tone. Thirteen-year-old Janey begins a dangerous game of unskilled flirtation with a hunky, seagoing photographer. (Reviewed 7/10) -B.G. Restaurant Row i Second Skin Spain's Second Skin quietly explores the tragedy of a man conflicted between his gay lover and his wife. (Reviewed 713) -Curt Sanburn Restaurant Row i Thirteen Conversations About One Thing See Review on Page 30. Varsity Theater 'i Y Tu Mama Tambien One of the most suc­cessful slice-of-life road movies in years from great Mexican director Alfonso Cuaron. (Reviewed 4/17) -B.G. Varsity Theater i Zig Zag See Review on Page 31. Restaurant Row

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Ninniku--ya is a haven for garlic lovers. Try the lamb!

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The stinking rose DON BROWN

Ancient Egyptians worshiped garlic, Greek Olympians chewed it before running a marathon

and, thanks to popular culture, we are all well aware of its mitigating effect on vampires. Modern science has proven it is also good for zap­ping bacteria, keeping the heart healthy and warding off coughs and colds. If all this is true, Ninniku-ya, The Garlic Restaurant, can lay claim to being the healthiest, if not the smelliest, eatery in town.

I admit to a heavy hand when it comes to application of garlic in my own cooking, sometimes to the dis­may of my guests, so I greeted the onslaught, and possible overdose, of this particular antioxidant with an­ticipation. My cohorts and I, garlic eaters all, dove into the menu with an appetizer of a Seafood Casserole ($15) that reeked of it. This dish of tiger shrimp, calamari rings and scallops came swimming in a creamy garlic butter sauce graced with bits of parsley. French bread accompanied the casserole dish and we hungrily slathered the seafood concoction, as good an excuse as any to eat garlic butter, on each slice. The shrimp and scallops were tender morsels, but the menu-adver­tised green-shell mussels were not in evidence. The calamari rings proved a worthy replacement.

We moved on to a salad course of seared 'ahi with the ubiquitous mesclun greens ($14). The substan­tial salad featured a festive and col­orful topping of shredded daikon and red beets, piled like a party hat on a variety of greens. The orange­lemon citrus dressing complement­ed both the lettuce and the shichimi­roasted 'ahi, seared crisp on the out­side and deliciously rare inside, coated with a spicy pepper crust. This was one of the best-looking salads I've seen in quite a while.

Tackling the main courses, my fellow gourmands and I divided the spoils between a Rack of Lamb with Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Saffron Seafood Risotto (both $28) and Tiger Shrimp Phuket ($24). The tiger shrimp arrived under a confu­sion of vegetables, some of which were overdone, and served over crispy noodles that had intermittent­ly fused into little clots. The shrimp themselves were tender and juicy, and the spicy pineapple sauce lent a tart flavor to an otherwise disap­pointing dish.

However, the Risotto was execut­ed well with the subtle aroma of saf­fron wafting from the rice and com­bi nation of tiger shrimp, scallops, calamari and herb-crusted salmon. Ris"tto can be a tricky dish to do wel' sometimes congealing on the stove into a soggy mess under an unwatchful eye. The rice demands

constant attention, and an expert chef knows just when to lift it off the burner and onto the plate. Grate­fully, chef/owner Eiyuki Endo knew just what he was doing, with the rice corning together with the seafood to create a firm, nicely textured dish.

For sheer drama, you can't beat the presentation of the Rack of Lamb, which is whisked tableside on a hot stone sizzling with garlic/parsley but­ter, and torn asunder with a flourish by the waitress brandishing razor sharp carving knives. Warning: Don't order this dish if you're seek­ing anonymity. Every eye in the place was trained on our table. The lamb, which arrives rather rare, is left to sizzle in its garlic juices to your own preferred level of done-ness. Special mention should also be made of the garlic Okinawan mashed pota­toes, which were a deep purple, earthy tasting mixture that bad a de­sirable sweetness.

I would rate this entree the high­light of our meal, not only for the acrobatics that accompanied it, but for the flavorful and tender flesh of the lamb suffused with the essence of garlic. At last, I had my garlic rush with this dish. For those of you who can do without this guilty fix, you will be pleased to know that garlic is not the pervasive flavor in the majority of the menu choices. Instead, it is like good background music - enhancing the experience without overpowering it.

Two questions burned in my brain, even as I was enjoying this antioxidant feast: 1) How did a Japanese-owned restaurant come to specialize in garlic, a most un­Japanese food additive; and 2) Could there possibly be much of a lunch trade for people who have to interact with others for the rest of the work day? The second question was cleared up immediately by my waitress - the restaurant is (wisely) not open for lunch. The first elicited a more complicated response.

How a garlic-themed restaurant came to be in nongarlic oriented Tokyo is worthy of a CBS mini-se­ries. The Reader's Digest version is that Chef Endo was a formula 2 race car driver in Europe and Asia in the 1970s and fell in love with gar­lic-enhanced dishes during his trav­els. Upon returning to Japan in the early 1980s, he noticed a distinct lack of garlic in the Japanese diet and resolved to do something about it. Thus Ninniku-ya I was born in Tokyo and thrived for 17 years. Em­igrating to Honolulu, Endo took over a small converted duplex on Wai'alae Avenue from Baci Due five and a half years ago and Nin­niku-ya II, The Garlic Restaurant, has occupied the same space since.

I had heard rumors that here even the desserts contained you-know­what, and I thought it best to investi­gate thoroughly by ordering two of them - the rum-coconut ice cream and the chocolate cheesecake. I'm re­lieved to report that neither had a trace of garlic and were quickly scarfed by our party. The home­made ice cream had a wonderfully creamy consistency that, as my glee­fully overweight grandmother used to say, "Cut the grease." The choco­late cheesecake was another big hit, with a smooth texture that was, miraculously, at once light and sub­stantial. It was given an enthusiastic thumbs up on its way down.

Ninniku-ya offers attractive out­door dining in its patio offWai'alae, or a small indoor room graced by beautiful hardwood floors. Come prepared for a satisfying - and aro­matic - evening. •

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D uring a recent ABC television report about how infrequent shark attacks really are, we were told, "Each year co­comas falling from trees kill

150 people." That sounded absurd to me. Could it be true? If so, what is the cause. of death?

-Nicki F.

This has gone on long enough. It's about time somebody spoke up for the coconuts. For 20 years scientists have been saying you have a better

chance of getting killed by a falling coconut than by whatever lethal life form they were getting big bucks to study. In 1984, for example, this col­umn quoted Dr. Merlin Tuttle, cura­tor of mammals at the Milwaukee Public Museum and fpunder of Bat Conservation International, on the chances of being bitten by a bat ver­sus death due to various misadven­tures (getting poisoned at a church picnic, murdered by your spouse or bitten by a rabid dog or cat). Having worked up a head of steam, Dr. Tut­tle thundered, "Statistically, you have a better chance in this country of dy­ing from being hit on the head with

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Now scientists are rallying round the misunderstood shark. In late May. George Burgess, director of the Florida Museum of Natural His­tory's International Shark Attack File and a noted shark researcher, was quoted as saying, "Falling co­conuts kill 150 people worldwide each year, 15 times the number of fatalities attributable to sharks."

The source of this statistic was not stated. But it may have been a widely reported press release from the British travel-insurance firm Club Direct, saying that "holiday­makers hit by falling coconuts will be guaranteed full cover under their travel insurance policy. The news follows reports from Queensland, Australia, that coconut trees are be­ing uprooted by local councils fear­ful of being sued for damages by people injured by coconuts .... 'Co­conuts kill around 150 people worldwide each year, which makes them about 10 times more danger­ous than sharks,' says Brent Escott, managing director of Club Direct."

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rendered comatose, etc. OK, getting hit by a coconut is no

laughing matter. But nowhere does Dr. Barss say that 150 people get killed by coconuts each year. He pro­vides an anecdotal account of one such death, and in a separate paper estimates five deaths in his hospital's service area in Papua New Guinea related to coconut palm trees (includ­ing climbers falling out of them) over a four-year period. A recent report ("Coconut Palm-Related Injuries in the Pacific Islands," ANZ Journal of Surgery, Mulford et al., 2001), which describes itself as "the largest review of coconut-palm related injuries," also reports no deaths and on the question of mortality merely cites Barss' research. Given that Barss' hospital in Papua New Guinea served a population of 130,000, one conceivably could project 150 deaths over that portion of the world popu­lation living in proximity to coconut palm trees, but I am not aware of any

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systematic attempt to do so. Noting that death reporting in tropical coun­tries is limited, Dr. Barss tells me, ''I am surprised that someone has come up with an actual number for such in­juries. It must be a crude estimate and you would have to ask them what methodology they used to verify whether it has any validity." Conclu­sion: Somebody pulled the figure about 150 deaths due to coconuts out of the air. Take that, shark lovers.

Barss, incidentally, wrote nu­merous frightening reports while stationed in the tropics. His suh­jects included injuries by pigs m Papua New Guinea, penetrating wounds caused by needlefish in Oceania, scombroid fish poisoning at Ala Tau, grass-skirt bums, wound necrosis caused by the ven­om of stingrays and inhalation haz­ards of tropical "pea shooters." He's now teaching at United Arab Emirates University, in a desert city built around an ancient date oasis. Can't blame him for making the switch - nobody ever got KO'd by a falling date.

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••••••••••••••••••••••• @A,Jr,,,Le4 (March 21 -April 19): I dreamed I was with the Dalai Lama and three of my Aries friends. We were taking a walk in the middle of the night through a big city neighborhood dominated by boarded-up buildings and burned-out cars. A police siren wailed nearby. We passed a group of white skinheads in the midst of a drug deal. Finally the Dalai Lama squatted down on the sidewalk near a pile of garbage. "This is the perfect place to meditate," he announced. "If we can feel tranquility and compassion here, we wi1I be able to do it anywhere." As I awoke from the dream, Aries, I knew I had to tell you about it; I was sure it would inspire you to do what was best for yourself in the coming week.

1'~ (April 20 - May 20): Are tl1ere useful generalizations vou can make about people sunply bv knowing how old tl1ey are? Maybe a few. But in the coming week, am sweeping assumptions you make based on age will be danm lies tl1at lead you astrav. Cultivate tl1e company, therefore, of old fogies who are at least several years your senior and wlup­persnappers who 're at least several years younger. Wear clothes, listen to music and seek adventures that are supposedly not ap­propriate for your generntion. Fantasize about who you were as a IO-year-old and who you'll be as an 80-year-old.

~~~;L (May 21 - June 20): So begins the learning season for you Gemin­is. The gods will be accelernting your educa­tion - botl1 the bookish variety and the kind that involves your street smarts. I urge you to take matters into your own hands by offering yourself a host of do-it-yourself classes. Here are some suggested course titles. I) "Using Slapstick Comedy for Conflict Resolution and Mediation." 2) "How To Create Dynamic Sem­inars in Which You Make Money Teaching the Weird and Special Things You Know." 3) "Ne­gotiating with a Pain in the Ass in order To Banish a Pain in the Ileart." 4) Applying the Principles of Naked Sky-Diving To the Art of Running a Successful Relationship."

~eeJi (June 21 -July 22): I have no doubt that precognition and FSP exist They occur regularly in tl1e lives of everyone I know. Just last night, I had a vivid dream of a friend I hadn't seen in 10 years, and then todav he sent me an e-mail, having tracked down mi· address on the Google search engine. Most of this fun, spookv stuff, sadly, is prettv useless. Was tl1ere any value in receiving a psychic pre­view of my old buddy's effort to get back in touch? Nab. Luckily for you, though, Cancerian, you will depart from the norm in the coming weeks. Not only will your telepathy be operating at a high level; it'll also be unusually practical.

3!..ers (July 23 - Aug. 22): I hope you say more goodbyes in the next week than you have in the previous 11 months com­bined. It's past time, sweet prince or princess, to bid adieu to all the things that no longer SCIVe you - and even to some things that do serve you but demand too high a price in return. So please say au revoir to your obsolete game plans and adios to your outmoded assump­tions. Bark sayonara at your rickety psycho­logical crutches and auf Wiederseben at the symbol that reminds you of your deepest re­sentment Whisper begone, nuisance at all il­lusions that divide you against yourself.

YMgrs (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22): Science fiction writer Theodore Sturgeon was once asked why 90 percent of the books in his chosen field were so bad. "Ninety percent of everything is crap," he replied (or, by some accounts, "Ninety percent of everything is crud"). My own estimate of the crud factor is in the 75 percent range, but I do agree that most fields of endeavor and spheres of activi­ty are dominated by mediocrity. That's tl1e bad news, Virgo. The good news is that the rare pockets of excellence are now far more visible to you than usual.

3!..~4 (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22): After analyzing your astrological omens, I sre it's

an ideal time for you to develop a more intimate relationship ,vitl1 pronoia. The opposite of paranoia, pronoia is a theory that says life is constantly conspiring to shower you ,vith bles.5-ings. I know it may sound preposterous, but ev­idence tending to confirm this theory is now mounting in your vicinity. To get yourself in sync ,vith the cosmic trends, I suggest you make a list of "Things That Don't Suck." A San Jose news­paper called "The Wave" recently offered its version, which included the following: "Eating someone else's food out of the refrigerator and not getting sick. Bll}1llg someone a great gift and keeping it for yourself. Losing your virginity to someone completely out of your league." Now get out there and make your own list, Llbra.

~ersJi,pM (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): For you Scorpios, 2002 is shaping up as the Year of Colonizing the Frontiers. I could also say that it's the Year of Bringing the Oul5ide Inside. To pursue this line oflegend-making further, I'll add that this swnmer (or 1vinter if you're on the bottom of the wotid) will be the Season of 1\Jm­ing Gold into Lead and Then Back Into Gold, But an Even More Pure Gold Than You Started With; July will be the Month of Losing Your Place in Order to Find a Missing Link and the next seven clays will be the Week of Runrung Through a Sprinkler Dressed in Fonnal Wear.

(Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Did you ever notice how much better you look in some mirrors than others? The mirror in your bathroom may reflect back an image of yourself you don't wholly approve of, while tl1e restroom mirror at a local restaurant may prompt you to exclaim, "That's exactly how I imagine myself' or ''I had forgotten how attrac­tive I am." Just as some mirrors bring out the best in you while others reflect the worst, the same is true about people and situations: Some have a seemingly magical power to accentuate the finest sides of your personality, while others exaggerate qualities you'd prefer tci disown. I bring this up because it's now crucial to sur­round yourself witl1 the very best mirrors.

{b,pJi;Lerslvf\. (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): It's time once again for the Beauty and Truth Game Show. To win a heart-to-heart session with a really good listener, plus a sweet insight that will make you as sexy as the Dalai Lama, please expound on the meaning of the follow­ing epigram: Friendship is the best training for love. Special bonus offer! If you put this principle into d)'narnic action within tl1e next 20 clays, you'll also receive a juicv chance to be­come smaner about the mysteries of intimacy

cA.1~ (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): I laughed till I cried as I watched you keep playing tl1e game of love after the rules had changed. I gasped till I hyperventilated as you stirred up a fresh problem to avoid solving an ovenipe one. I rolled my eyes until I saw stars as you studied and studied the difference be­tween oppressive self-control and liberating self-control. I shook my head until I got a crick in my neck as you tried to get a stand-in to feel your feelings for you so you wouldn't have to feel them yourself. But now all that's behind us, isn't it, Aquarius? Today I'm ready to cheer until I'm hoarse as you trade in a dried-ou~ banged-up old obsession in favor of a fresh, juicy one.

tMee4 (Feb. 19 - March 20): In an interview with Suzy Hanson on www.sa­lon.com, science writer Michael Shermer de­scribed how he asked a researcher on cre­ativity, "What does it take to be a creative ge­nius and reach the top of your field?" The first rule, said the expert, is to spend 10,000 hours mastering your chosen set of skills. I propose, Pisces, that it's now an excellent time for you to begin your 10,000 hours in service to a vo­cation that's calling to you. The expansive, luck-inducing planet Jupiter wi1I soon enter your astrological House of Diligence, and it wi1I remain tl1ere until August, 2003.

You can call Rob Brezsny, day or night, for your "Expanded Weekly Horoscope" at (900) 950-7700. Don't forget to check out Rob's Web s,te at www.freew1llastrology.com. $1.99 per minute, 18 and over. Touch-tone phone required C/S. (.612) 373-9785

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Rainbow • pigeons

Origami in flight

JJ I 'm the freak show of Pearl City," says Doug Beter, as we munched iso peanuts on his back lanai. Behind us, over 250 Easter-hued

pigeons perched contentedly in large wooden roosts.

Pigeons are a Beter family tradition. Doug Beter's grandfather raised them for food and his father for racing. Beter releases his birds at weddings, gradua­tions, kids' parties and even funerals, often in lieu of balloons, which suffocate some animals (particularly dolphins, tur­tles and birds) after they pop and fall back to Earth. His pigeons, smarter and friendlier than the best of rubber orbs, harmlessly navigate home after their gigs from anywhere on O'ahu.

Beter insists that his dying process is harm­less, and will reveal only that food coloring is involved. The Hu­mane Society sent a representative to in­spect the pigeons only once - when Beter began his hobby in 1993.

Before finding his life's calling Beter worked at a halfway house. "It was depressing being surrounded by liars and murderers who were always trying to pull fast ones," he said. Beter quit his job and, inspired by colored chicks he had seen as a boy at the 50th State Farm Fair (then held at McKinley High School), took to dying his homing pigeons.

PHOTO: JEANNETTE J. LEE

"It's my kick," he said. "When I die I can say that I invented something unique and beautiful that brings happiness to people."

-Jeannette J. Lee

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MATERIAL martyrs Incarcerated in glass

As sunlight broke across the sculptures, con­torted faces begged for attention, trapped

behind layers of thick glass plates, rusty nails and warped wood. The natural spotlight truly activates the gruesomely packaged portraits on pedestals. Drowning, trapped beneath the shards and junk, the photo/found object sculp­tures by artist Bud Spindt eeri­ly animated the lanai gallery

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Kravenly kultish Krispy Kreme donuts may be koming ashore

I n California (we've he.ard), college students will drive from Irvine to Los Angeles - about 50 miles -for Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts,

deep fried to deliciousness in vats of veg­etable oil. All over the country (we've heard), there's a slightly perverse KK cult goin' on.

Word on the street is that the Krispy Kreme chain's coming to town at an in­determinate future date to introduce an­other fat-laden snack option to our 7-Eleven world.

With 178 stores in 29 states, the Win­ston, Salem-based doughnut maker pro­duces three million doughnuts a day. Per­haps the allure of Krispy Kreme, estab­lished in 19 3 7, is its street-side doughnut

assembly line window. The story goes that when the store's red "hot" sign lights up, kids from 6 to 66 press faces to the glass and watch as each glazed bull's-eye comes off the production line dripping sugar water like sweat.

There are 30 varieties ranging from Yeast-Glazed Twists to Sour Cream Cake Doughnuts and Glazed Cherry Filled Doughnuts. While a basic Glazed Yeast Doughnut - no choco­late icing, cinnamon or sprinkles -packs a modest 200 calories, including 100 fat calories, a Glazed Devil's-Food Old Fashioned Cake Doughnut will kick the heart into overdrive, with 390 calories, 220 from fat.

While the Dunkin Donuts chain has entranced many Honolulu donut eaters, the deep-fried technique of Krispy's - when and if it arrives -

might give even the venerable malasada a true run for its money.

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"I am presenting portraits of unique individuals who have committed their earthly lives to art," says Spindt, who has designed countless Weekly covers. "With senses wide open, they seek to discover authenticity in a world that is mass produced, marketed, consumed."

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