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Letters Divisive reslrictions Although sad, the article "Unlanded Gentry" (Nov. 3) is not surprising given the Department of Hawaiian Homelands' history, both recent and back to the beginning of the Hawaiian Homelands program. Although mentioned only in one quotation, the Hawaiian Homelands program was established to return Hawaiians to the land, The lands on which the homelands reside are Crown and government lands, the so-called

·"ceded" lands that were illegally transferred to the United States under the Newlands Resolution, as acknowledged in the U.S. Apology Resolution of 1993. The testimony of Prince Kiihio, Territorial Sen. Wise, and Rep. Jarrett clearly said that the program was established for the rehabilitation of Hawaiians, particularly in the context of the relationship of Hawaiians to the land. Since that time, as "Broken Trust" and extensive litigation has established (both in state courts and the Individual Claims Review Panel), the territory and subsequently the state have breached the trust established by the Hawaiian Homelands

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Publisher Laurie V. Carlson Editor Lesa Griffith News Editor Kawehi Haug Arts Editor Genevieve A. Suzuki Calendar Editor Becky Maltby FIim Critic Bob Green Contributing Writers Cecil Adams, Andrea Baer, Sebastian Blanco, Robb Bonnell, Rob Brezsny, Abby Antu Chau, Joan Conrow, Stephen Fox, Sue Kiyabu, Catharine Lo, Marcia Morse, Wayne Muromoto, Ryan Senaga, Shayne Starnbler, John Wythe White, Jamie Winpenny Production & Design Manager Ilsa Enomoto Production Assistant Mkhelle Jericho Poppler Contributing Photographers William Branlund, Chris McDonough, Shayne Stambler Cover Design Bud Linschoten Cartoonists & Illustrators Lloyd Dangle, Art Pod, John Pritchett, Slug Signorino, 'tom Tomorrow Editorial Interns Mira Browne, Janet Mock, Jeffrey N. Joslin

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Cover: Kealoha, of the group Kipuka,confronts Lt. Col. Frederick Clarke about trash she found in the Pohakuloa Training Arca on Hawai 'i. Photograph: Sebastian Blanco

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Act. These breaches have ranged from leasing homelands to non-beneficiaries to establishing regulations and policies that have excluded valid beneficiaries from acquiring leases.

The policies of the current administration must be placed in this context. The move to suburbanize the homelands began ·under Hoaliku Drake in the Waihe'e administration, and has continued under the Cayetano and Lingle administrations. These policies have resulted in the exclusions of hundreds of beneficiaries from obtaining leases because of the inability . to qualify for mortgages. For many new projects, only a relatively fortunate few become lessees. The remainder return to the list. Nowhere in the Act is it required that otherwise qualified beneficiaries live in planned communities, nor that they adhere to association rules imposed as a secondary condition to the possible acquisition of a lease under the "rent-toown" program. The conditions imposed by the "rent-to-own" program . further divide the community.

Instead of repeating a sad history of excluding qualified beneficiaries from the land, perhaps the DHHL, HHC and Mr. Kane will look to the original purpose of the program, and return Hawaiians to the land.

KawikaLiu Honolulu

Editor's note: For more on the DHHL, see "O'ahu's Urban Homesteaders, " 6/30 ( see archive at www.honoluluweekly.com)

Double vision I'm puzzled by Kawehi Haug's Honolulu Diary article ("Soft Resistance," Nov. 3) about Dick Cheney's Halloween appearance at the Convention Center. The Republican Party may have tried to 1'get 10,000" but Haug's statement, "barely missed her [the Governor's] projection"which depended solely on ''Lingle's aides" estimate of "9,000 cheering, flagwaving supporters" was way over the top. I was across the street from 6:30PM. Hell, the Blaisdell Arena holds 8,800 and there was no such crowd there for Dick Cheney.

And then there are Haug' s disparaging quotes and remarks about we "anti Bush folks" not being "able to tum out a protesting crowd big enough to even be heard in the entrance to the center." Was Haug even at the right party?

Several of us who were there estimate that 500 turned out to protest. Folks came and went during the five hours; young, old, veterans, union members, students, Hawaiians, blacks, Chinese, Filipinos, haoles, gays and seniors on canes holding signs. Creative political costumes and signs abounded. It was the best Halloween party in town. When people left the barricades put up to keep us from storming the fort, others stepped up to fill the gap. Haug also failed to mention the approximately 30 cops stationed every 10 feet down Atkinson to control the protestors. I apologize questioning Haug's hearing as she may be deaf as well as blindbecause it was a loud, colorful, playfully raucous affair. Of course Haug could be a Republican reporting on her brethren, but that would be strange considering the Weekly's progressive reputation. Anyway, our guy won Hawai'i by 37,507 votes.

Scott Foster Honolulu

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It's hard to admit, but I must agree with your story on the low turnout for the Cheney protest. I, too, stood on the comer there and was astonished by how few people turned up to protest. In the last three years there have been many protests that were impressive and made a statement, the one on Halloween night was not such a protest. When Bush came last year, hundreds and hundreds of people turned up to show him what we thought of him. It was a good night in Honolulu. Our voices were loud and clear, it's a pity we couldn't have done the same for Cheney. At least the protest wasn't an indication of how Hawai 'i votes.

A.E. Johnston 'Aiea

Thank you for the realistic report on the Cheney protest. Shame on us for not doing a better job. I was there and when I saw the small crowd, I knew I should have done more to get people there. This should be a wakeup call for us. We have four more years of a president who has done all he can to divide our country and hurt the rest of the world. We can't become complacent now. Thanks for helping us stay on target. It's refreshing that you tell how it is instead of what people want to hear.

PomaiHo 'AinaHaina

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Hawai 'i has the highest life expectancy rate in the nation, which means that the over-65 crowd increases twice as fast as that of the national average. As this sector of the state population grows, so does the need for options to help the elderly maintain an independent and dignified life. Many of these people

don't have anyone to help them with even the simplest housekeeping chores or grocery shopping.

In 1989, Dr. Shimeji Kanazawa, a member of the Mo 'ili 'ili Hongwanji Mission, founded Project Dana, a non-profit caregiving organization.

The help-the-elderly concept isn't revolutionary, but Project Dana's coalition is: 30 churches and temples throughout the state including Makiki Christian, St. Mark's Episcopal, and Jikoen Hongwanji, in addition to Mo 'ili 'ili Hongwanji. "Dana" is Sanskrit for "generosity," something that volunteers such as Blayne Higa (pictured, left) offer to clients like Sadako Kawamoto.

This Saturday, Project Dana will celebrate its 15th Anniversary with "A Tribute to Our Volunteers." The luncheon at the Hale Koa Hotel is a benefit for the people who do the actual the caregiving.

"The growth of the project was so rapid because the need is so great," says Project Dana coordinator Rose Nakamura.

Wrangling the involvement of the wide array of churches of wildy different faiths, wasn't a problem. "I think that all faiths are working towards a common cause of providing assistance. It's a universal need in the community," says Nakamura.

Ironically, even though so many people could use Dana's help, with the exception of funding the hardest part of fulfilling the organization's mission may actually be finding clients.

"Most families hesitate to call," says Nakamura. "If [the individuals] are encouraged to call, or even the children ... many think it's a personal problem when they become disabled and homebound. Sometimes it's a cultural tradition of keeping it private. They think, 'I don't need help, I can manage.' The elderly are so stubborn. They think they can do it on their own, but they can benefit from our services. Many suffer quietly. We see it all the time."

To help, call 945-3736. -Ryan Senaga

Left hand plan Gov. Linda Lingle had three goals for this election: deliver Hawai 'i's four electoral votes for W., gain Republican seats in the state House, and elect pro-decentralization candidates to the Board of Education (BOE). She failed on all counts. Six Republicans lost seats in the House and only one newcomer unseated an incumbent. Kerry-Edwards trounced Bush-Cheney on O'ahu and the neighbor islands. In addition, all five of the candidates Lingle personally endorsed for the BOE lost.

Lingle's scoreless season has left Hawai'i Democrats hopeful and they're already making plans for a repeat victory in the 2006 U.S. Senate and gubernatorial races.

Despite a national loss, local Dems are charged up about the supporters, old and new, who won the state for Kerry-Edwards despite predictions that Hawai 'i might emerge as a swing-state.

Donalyn Dela Cruz, communications director for the Hawai'i Democratic Party, is still aglow after the fourmonth push to reach out to people with a slew of events such as a recent slam competition. Now she wants them to take the next step: join the party and become more involved.

As state director for the Hawai 'i Democratic National Committee, Jadine Neilson led the local Kerry-Edwards effort. She is sure that the get-out-the-vote effort they ran-which included making more than 100,000 person-to-person calls-contributed to their victory. Neilson plans to build a list of folks who can be counted on the next time around.

Former Lt. Gov. Mazie Hirono mustered support by heading up Hawai'i Women for Kerry-Edwards. She plans to expand and morph the group (which includes men) into a body of supporters able to come out for local and national democratic candidates.

Says Hirono: "The world is changed by the people who show up." -Jonathan Likeke Scheuer

Flood, sweat and tears Dr. Rebecca Knuth knows a few things about destruction. An associate professor and current chair of UH-Manoa's Library and Information Sciences (LIS) program, Dr. Knuth's field of academic interest covers a wide swath, from children's and young adult materials to literacy, public libraries and international librarianship. But these days she is best known for her writings on the destruction of books and libraries as an act of war: She's currently midway through her second book on the subject, and is largely responsible for bringing the term "libricide" into common English usage. (Go ahead: Google it.)

As such, one had to wonder how she would react to the fact that UH' s LIS facilities were destroyed on Oct. 30, when some eight feet of muddy water thundered through the tidy collection of classrooms, computer labs, study lounges and faculty offices in the basement of Hamilton Library.

"I was surprised at the incredible amount of damage the water could do in a few minutes, but it didn't shake me," she says, one week after the sudden onslaught forced students enrolled in a course on library management to throw a stool through a window and climb out just ahead of the raging waters.

"The only thing that ultimately shook me," says Knuth, "was that we could have lost any of our students, which was a very real possibility. But when the destruction is so total, it's a bit different than when you can actually salvage something: You just have to accept that it's all gone."

And make no mistake, it's all gone: On Nov. 2, Knuth allowed a brief glimpse at what could safely be seen of the facilities. Where once there were faculty offices, there were twisted and buckled walls. Whole sections of the ceiling had collapsed and the floor was a muddy mache of loose paper, books, computer components and assorted office supplies. With the exception of several administrative files for active students, a vase and a few pieces of artwork, the area was deemed a total loss. ·

Things weren't any better in the rest of the basement, which also held the library's collection services staff, government- documents and map collections-among

- other materials, these two collections alone "included more than 1 million print items and over 220,000 maps and aerial photographs. Volunteers have been working tirelessly to salvage what they can (see Rear Window, page 31).

"We're guessing that of the print material, we have been able to save maybe five percent," wrote Associate University Librarian Jean Ehrhorn in an e-mail. "Many of the older government documents are out of print and not replaceable. Similarly, many of the aerial photographs were the last known set available." No monetary value has yet been set for these losses, and while all potentially salvageable materials are now stored in portable freezers to guard against further destruction by mold, no one can say for sure how long restoration will take-behind the scenes, some staff have been speaking in terms of years.

And while Ehrhorn estimates that it will be "many, many months" before Hamilton Library will be completely reopened to the public, she says a paging system for materials housed on the library's upper floors should be in operation this week, with limited access to the recently completed five-story addition beginning in "the next few weeks." --Stu Dawrs

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wo young girls walk up wide, white-sand Honokanai'a beach, each carrying a freshly speared fish. They take the catch to the open-

air kitchen, which is equipped with two refrigerators and.a gas stove. Under a beach canopy, women wrapped in pareo and men wearing malo lounge on inflatable mattresses, others sit in a circle practicing an oli.

The scene makes Stanton Enomoto's words sound surreal. "The area that we're in was one of the most heavily impacted areas from the naval gunnery offshore. I remember months and months of cleanup where the navy was scouring the coast trying to recover tons and tons of ordnance," he said. Enomoto is the former executive director of the Kaho'olawe Island Reserve Commission (KIRC), and he is on the island for a reunion of "early warriors" -the men and women who occupied Kaho'olawe in the 1970s and '80s-and canoe voyagers.

From Oct. 22 to 24, the island was a who's who of Hawaiian activism and culture. On Fri

day, as the almost 200 people awaited the arrival of the canoes Hokule 'a, Hokualaka 'i and Makali'i, veterans reminisced, while younger generations swam and played on the beach. Buzzing from person to person like hungry bees was a handful of hungry journalists.

Dr. Noa Emmett Aluli, still damp from a swim, greeted them. "It's our birthday. They said it couldn't be done!" he exclaimed. He, Colette Machado and Enomoto talked about the island's recent history.

The Navy stopped using Kaho'olawe as a dart board in 1994, and agreed to clean up 100 percent of the island's surface, and 30 percent of the subsurface (about four feet below ground) within the next decade, using $400 million approved by Congress. The Navy pulled out last April with unmet promises.

"They did a surface sweep of about 70 percent of the island and about 9 percent of the subsurface has been cleaned," said Enomoto. According to the agreement, at the end of 10 years, "the whistle blows and the Navy leaves, finished or not, and that's

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what happened," said Enomoto. Still, he added, 70 percent of

the island is 20,000 acres. "That's more land than any of us can imagine." The KIRC has written a management plan maximizing use of the areas that are safe.

"This will be a piko of the culture," said Aluli, who was part of the first group of protest occupiers to set foot on the island on Jan. 7, 1976. The Protect Kaho'olawe 'Ohana sent people to the island as human shields to protect the land and raise public awareness of the situation. Aluli is now medical executive director at Moloka'i General Hospital and a KIRC commissioner. "This will be the place where culture will be seeded and go out. Young kids can come to this island and learn how to feel more Hawaiian and fish and share and bring their experiences to their communities. The important thing is there will never be a golf course here."

The germination has already started. Kaimiloa DeLeon is the daughter of Earl DeLeon, who occupied the island in 1977 and 1978. "It's my first time here. I'm here to get knowledge," she said.

Malama Kaho'olawe The Protect Kaho'olawe 'Ohana leads work trips to restore the island. You pay for your own transportation to Maui, and need to commit four days and lots of sweat.

For a trip schedule, visit www.kahoolawe.org

OHA trustee and KIRC commissioner Machado talks about the early warriors who dodged maneuvers for 31 days on Kaho'olawe. "That's taking it to a higher level. But the younger generation has no inkling of what was sacrificed, the suffering."

Asked if she had thought she would ever again be on the island, Machado said, "Never thought," her voice breaking. "We can't even get the fricken Akaka Bill passed. Never in my life. Never."

And she underscores that the victory has earned Hawaiians, "a big kuleana. It's wonderful, but at the same time it's a difficult

responsibility." "There's a lot of work ahead,"

agrees Enomoto. With fishing grounds and more than 2,500 archeological features, Kaho'olawe is richer ¢.an its eroded, redscarred skin lets on. But people are all too aware that the fight isn't over. Bart Dame brought up the inevitable: "There is a victory here. But the military has given, what, 70 percent cleaned up. That's 20,000 acres. At the same time they're seizing 23,000 more acres on the Big Island."

"I will sit in front of a Stryker," vowed Maxine Kahaillelio of Hawai'i island, a 1977 occupier.

raditions and eras mix-people snacked on minibags of Doritos while men prepared an imu. A bunch of manini banana, thick as zuc

chini, hung on a tree as Charlie Maxwell talked on a cell phone. Joyce Kainoa, who spent five days on Kaho'olawe in 1978, said, "I'm still overwhelmed-get electricity, get TV, get hot water."

Shawn Kaui Hill, a.k.a. comedian Bu La'ia, used to work on Kaho'olawe as a geophysicist's assistant looking for subterranean bombs. "One island back--can't wait until we get the other seven," he says. "We need to continue to fight for our independence. But to do that we need to get control of our resources."

But in the meantime, the show must go on: "This is my new partner right here," he said, introducing Shannon Helm Carvalho, who played Wai'anae Man in the locally made film Amasian: The Amazing Asian. He also happens to be the son of Moloka'i community leader Stacy Helm Carvalho and the nephew of George Helm, the Hawaiian activist who, with Kimo Mitchell, died attempting to reach Kaho'olawe by surfboard.

"After my uncle was lost, it was something that wasn't really talked about in our family, 'cause painful," said Carvalho, who is the dietician ::\t Kalaupapa. "But I was curious, I like know what went on. It's my first time to touch this place. I've had opportunities but I wasn't ready."

Earl DeLeon, a red pareo wrapped around his waist and a stone amulet hanging around his neck, talks about his 1978 trip to the island, which included a Time magazine reporter. The Big Island builder joined the Protect Kaho'olawe 'Ohana (PKO) after he heard about George Helm's disappearance. "Why was this bunch of Hawaiians fighting for a small island?" He was arrested and remembered, "When we were in the helicopter, I really thought they were going to throw us out." The experience changed him. "After that, I knew what my purpose was-to get the word out."

What did it feel like to see all these people on the island 27 years later? "It brings tears to my eyes," he said, and it did. He put his mirrored sunglasses on. "Everything we fought for ... everybody says thank you so

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24,000-acre expansion Sebastian Blanco

fter more than two years of repeated attempts to schedule a tour of the military's Pohakuloa Training Area (PT A) on Hawai'i, activists were finally

allowed to visit the site on Oct. 23. As the belligerati from all over

the islands made their way from Kurtistown to Mauna Kea State Park, along the road, on lava floes, we saw enormous construction equipment, oversized dump trucks with tires that dwarf a large person, signs explaining siren warning signals in the blasting area. On the horizon stood the immoveable peaks.

A tour of Pohakuloa was first scheduled back in September 2002, but the Army cancelled it because of the vocal anti-military stance of some of the people on the roster. Two years later, many of the same names were on the list of attendees, and their goal remained the same: to voice opposition to the U.S. Army's plans to expand the 109,000-acre PTA by about 24,000 acres, along with the conversion of the 2nd Brigade, 25th Infantry Division (light) to a Stryker Brigade Combat Team. The transition, shepherded through the Senate Appropriations Committee in part by Sen. Daniel Inouye, will bring about 300 of the eight-

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much for what you did for us. Cannot put this away."

In 1980, they took me here on the Hokule'a," said Mau Piailug, as he sat in a car. Now a

frail 72, the Micronesian master navigator who tutored Nainoa Thompson said Kaho'olawe is "for navigation .. .it has some spirit about sailing. When I come here, I feel something. We talk story to the spirits, they look at us when we talk, but we never see them."

The Polynesian Voyaging Society and the Protect Kaho'olawe 'Ohana were created in 1976. Where PVS was strictly cultural and PKO political, the two will now work together on the island. Kaho'olawe was once a navigational center-it was also known as Kanaloa, the Hawaiian deity of navigation and the ocean. Lae o Kealaikahiki, visible from Honokanai'a beach, is an outcropping ofrocks. From there, both horizons, as well as the North Star and the Southern Cross can be seen. The next day, an observational platform at the point would be

wheeled Strykers to Hawai'i. PT A Public Affairs Officer Bob

McE!roy greeted the group warmly at Mauna Kea State Park, about a mile from the PT A gate. Soon a Roberts Hawaii bus rumbled in to transport the group from the park to the base.

Everyone knew that at the very

dedicated-the first step in creating a navigational training center.

At about 4PM, the canoes anchored in the bay, everyone lines up on the beach, chanting to a chorus of pu, or conch shells. Piailug takes a seat next to Eddie Ka'ana'ana on the beach.

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same moment, activists were on Kaho'olawe for a cultural reunion. People were visibly tense. Shannon Collier of O'ahu took pictures of a naked tree.

"I feel like it's representative of the result of military occupation of Hawai'i. That's what they leave us-barren lands," she said. Her husband, Keli'i, said that PTA Commanding Officer Lt. Col. Frederick Clarke's ban on video and audio recording "reinforces a feeling I already have about the U.S. military and their relationship with the 'aina, Native Hawaiians and the larger population that calls Hawai'i home. That feeling is

"IT WAS THE PEOPLE

ONE OF THE THINGS I've learned from the struggle is it takes more than kanaka maoli. It takes all of us who love Hawai'i, who believe that militarization is not good for all living things. Kaho'olawe will set an example for the next generation that it can be done." • Soli Niheu, early warrior

WHEN I GOT INVOLVED, Richard Sawyer and Walter Ritte had just been sentenced to six months in jail. That was a heavy s~nc-

tion for the equivalent of going to a base uninvited. About that time they were also clearly stating that anybody who helped anybody get to the island was going to lose their boats, helicopters, airplanes. Kaho'olawe was the last piece of property [the Navy] would ever give up because they didn't have another place to do this kind of training. It took people risking their lives and taking them head on to get them to relent:'

. behind us that counted. I had to gather my family. Talk story and tell them I'm going to Kaho'olawe. And they said, 'What for Mom? That's a deserted island. There's nothing there: But . that's not the point. Emmett them, they said you folks are bound to get arrested. And we were. When we went home, the people who supported us were there. That's the motivatio1,1; of winning. It's the people in back of you. Those are the people who worked harcr' • Maxine KahaOlelio, early warrior • Eric Seitz, lawyer

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'they cannot be trusted."' As soon as we boarded the bus,

McElroy said, "Col. Clarke does not want any video shot on the installation," he said. "We do consider this our home, and please respect our wishes on that." Keli'i rolled not just his eyes, but his entire head.

The military has been using PT A for target practice since 1956. The first recorded use of the land in PT A by Hawaiians dates back to about 300AD.

MilitalJ talk Lt. Col. Clarke made his presentation in the impersonal Theater T-91, right inside the main gate. American flag streamers hung above the stage. Although there was coffee in a stainless steel pot, the mood was not friendly.

Clarke said he wanted to make the group "familiar with our mission, why we're here. I also want to make you familiar with our makeup, because there is a lot of misconceptions about the military." That was as far as he got before Kyle Kajihiro, of the American Friends Service Committee, interrupted with a question about the video ban.

"This is about an open discussion, the sharing of information and knowledge," Clarke said. "I have no hidden agenda other than to make you familiar with PT A and share information. The other thing was I wanted to get everybody focused and talking to each other instead of maybe doing a documentary or film, for \Yhatever

purpose. Sometimes when I have distractions going on, I start losing focus as to why I'm here."

Jim Albertini, head of the nonprofit Malu 'Aina peace center and farm, pointed out that it was a contradiction for Clarke to say the meeting was about openness while forbidding group members to take video images of the installation to share with their communities.

"You are making it very difficult right from the start," said Albertini.

The military defined the visit rules. In March, Albertini had requested two visits, one on a weekday and one on a weekend. Later, he asked for one hour of presentations on general PT A activities, the environmental protection efforts and hazardous-materials dump and burn sites, as well as visits to cultural and environmental areas. Clarke agreed to one visit, which would include three hours of presentations and no site tours, except for a trip to a pu'u.

Clarke had his talking points in order. He called PTA the "premier training opportunity," where each year, 15,000 to 20,000 Army and Marine soldiers train. Allied partners are also in the mix. "All weapons of the 25th Infantry Division can be fired here," he said.

Troops usually spend a week at the base, then go into the fieldthe vast expanse of pahoehoe and a'a blanketed with plant life between Mauna Kea and Mauna Loa-for a few weeks. Clarke said the troops then "clean up their equipment, wash up everything"

before leaving. Kajihiro pressured Clarke to

define just how much clean-up the troops do. "The Impact Area where we fire into is an actively used training area so that area is not cleaned up," replied Clarke. The 50,000-acre Impact Area makes up almost half of PT A.

Saddle Road The military proudly gives visitors a booklet titled "Pohakuloa Training Area: Understanding its Natural and Cultural Resources." Inside, we learned that a type of snail, Leptachatina lepida, was discovered in the Multi-Purpose Range Complex southwest of the PT A Impact Area (i.e., where the bombs fall). It is found nowhere else. Also, the palila, a Hawaiian honeycreeper that once lived in the Kona uplands and Hualalai, today is found only in Mauna Kea's Mamane-Naio forests. It is through this forest that the realigned Saddle Road will go.

While the realignment is a Dept. of Transportation project,

. the military is chipping in S 17 million, which Clarke admitted they would not be doing if it did not directly affect PT A.

Activists are concerned about the connections between military build-up and the supposedly independent state project.

Clarke said the realignment happening at this time was a just lucky break for the Army.

"The first piece of the four sections [the Dept. of Transportation]

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decided to realign happens to be inside the installation. There are some benefits to the community to realigning Saddle Road," he said. Public Affairs Officer McElroy said that the straightening will make the

. drive safer, and Oarke pointed out that by moving the road further up the slope of Mauna Kea, the military will no longer have to fire over the public road during training. Clarke did not mention that the Kona side of Saddle Road would still be in PTA territory if the 24,000-acre expansion goes through.

Those 24,000 acres belong to

UNCLEAN RDX and HMX, two of the chemicals the Army found in soil samples at PTA, are the very same chemicals that recently became international news when 380 tons of the toxic substances went missing at the Al-QaQaa facility in Iraq.

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STRYKER TIMELINE 2005: Acquire West PTA Maneuver Training Area land

July 7, 2004: Army issues a Record ofDecision stating they will bring a Stryker brigade to Hawai'i.

Aug. 2004: Three groups-'i'liou'laokalani, Kipuka, and Na 'lrni Pono, represented by Earthjustice-file suit against the Army to stop the Stryker brigade from corning to Hawai'i. The suit contends the Army did not explore alternate Stryker brigade sites , even though the Army's own environmental impact statement identi-

fled seven major mainland Army installations devoted to training U.S. Army forces. Earthjustice's David Henkin says it will "take at least six months to hear the case on the merits."

Late 2006-eariy 2007: First Strykers to be stationed on Hawai'i Island.

2007: Construct Battle Area Complex at PTA.

Fiscal 2009: Bradshaw Army Air Field runway upgrade and extension. Oct. 8: Plaintiffs file for

"injunctive relief' to stop all Stryker-related transformation actions and also a temporary restraining order to stop the land grab. Nov. 5: Judge Ezra hears injunctive relief brief.

Fiscal 2009: Build Military Vehicle trail between PTA and Kawaihae.

Fiscal 2009: Upgrade Schofield (Wheeler) airfield for C-130 airplanes.

Fiscal 2009: Construct Schofield Battle Area Complex.

Nov. 9:Judge Ezra hears restraining order.

Parker Ranch, a longtime supporter of the military. In the early 1940s, owner Richard Smart gave large portions of the ranch to the Marine Corps to use for training. During World War II, there were 25,000 to 50,000 troops on Parker Ranch land.

"We see ourselves as a patriot and a partner [of the military)," said Diane Quitiquit, the ranch's vice president of marketing and development, by telephone.

Still, Quitiquit said the Army has not yet made an offer for the land, even though representatives from the military met Parker ·Ranch trustees and CEO Chris Kanazawa in August. Quitiquit said Parker Ranch expressed a willingness to work with the Army, although the Army cannot enter into any negotiations until, most likely, early 2005, when bu-

reaucratic hurdles are jumped. What does Parker Ranch want from the deal? Quitiquit would say only that the trustees "seek the highest and best use of the land."

Ecobabble Sean Gleason's hands shook slightly as he explained the environmental measures in place at PT A. Gleason has worked with the environmental i:eam at PT A for seven years. He started off eagerly, describing the federal government's "ecosystem management" program.

"With ecosystem management, the idea is that you want to preserve a large contiguous area and by doing that, you preserve the smaller, poorly understood, more convoluted processes that are happening inside that

ecosystem," he said. Keli'i Collier asked Gleason if

he thought ahupua'a was an ecosystem. Gleason said it definitely was.

"So how is driving tanks and doing live-fire training related to preserving ecosystems when you take a section of an area and blow it up and then try to preserve everything around it?" he asked. "My idea of an ecosystem is a synergistic world, where everything feeds off of everything."

"I'm the biologist here," Gleason shot back. "I don't have input on how units train."

Even though Col. Clarke flew military advisors in from O'ahu, the I'm-not-the-right-guy excuse was common during the tour. When Marti Townsend, representing the National Lawyers Guild, asked about sources of wild fires on PT A, Gleason said, "I'll cover that later."

"Cover it now," demanded Townsend. Gleason did, but he didn't know all the details and said other people would answer the questions later. But the tour was so brief that these questions were rarely answered. Sixty questions that the activists e-mailed to McElroy prior to the tour were not addressed at all.

Trail trash Our last stop: a pu'u overlooking the PT A. From there, the group could see the green and brown expanse that looks like a national park. It was only with a sharp eye that the green ammunition

bunkers could be spotted against the cinder cones and kipuka. Range manager Noble Kila pointed out the ranges from which the military fires into the Impact Area.

The pu'u also overlooks Bradshaw Army Airfield, which will be expanded to accommodate C-17 transport planes; they can carry two Strykers to Bradshaw. However, PTA's altitude, up to 8,600 feet above sea level, could make take-off with Strykers on board impossible for the C-l 7s, said Transformation Officer Ron Borne.

William Aila, Jr. of Na 'Imi Pono, one of the groups suing the Army to stop the Strykers, has long been concerned with the Army's use of Makua Valley. He asked questions regarding CAI.FEX ( company combined arms live fire exercises) training.

"They have consistently said that Makua is the only place in the state where they can do this training. The way that Ron [Borne] answered that question today is

sort of a lie and sort of technically true. The Army has not done any of those exercises up here-but the Marines have. That indicates that they can do it, but choose not to, because it would blow away their [Makua] argument."

Somewhat silent during the tour were members of Kipuka, another of the Stryker plaintiffs. During the pu'u visit, they wandered off the trail, and when the time came to get back on the bus, one young woman, who requested her name not be used, confronted Col. Clarke. She held in her hands trash she found in the weeds. Bottles, cans, pieces of plastic.

Her question was simple: How can I trust you when you say you're going to protect the land, when you don't clean up after yourselves? Clarke was silent. The young woman made the Lt. Col. promise he would clean up. He promised. With the military keeping such.tight control of access to the land, though, how will we ever know if he keeps it? •

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that's everywhere," says Jason Momoa about his art. Yes,

Momoa cleans glasses on 1V s North Shore, but as the son of two artists, he's been creating stuff all his life.

In the past _he has taken things from junkyards and antiques shops, and altered them in some way. "This time, I'm trying to leave them in simplistic form," allowing people to see "nature's effects," says Momoa. The don't-touch approach works-the piece picrured looks as worked over as an Anselm Kiefer canvas. It's actually a table top, and is one of a pair.

Momoa discovered them at Buffalo's Big Board Surfing Classic while waiting for a plate lunch. "They were covered and the wind blew and I saw them. They were the most beautiful things I've ever seen. Everyone was looking at me weird-'It's just a table."' It took 1;1.ine months before Momoa's cousin, water-safery icon Brian Keaulana, gave them to him. "I was so afraid they were going to paint over them or something."

The tabletops aren't a commodity to Momoa. ''I'm not trying to sell them. This is just to train my eye, to look under a table, to look sideways-they'll eventually go in my house." He's drawn to the dark orbs on the wood-burn marks. "It's like the floorboards in a home--every scratch, ding, Christmas, birthday is etched into them-they' re a record of a family's history," says Momoa.

He shares the show with Hawai'i coururier, and good friend, T akeo ( the two have traveled to Tibet together, and their studios are across the street from each other). The 20-year retrospective includes photographs of Takeo's 20 favorite pieces as well as a few of the actual pieces. His clients run from Vicky Cayetano to Rosie Perez. What drives his work? Says T akeo, "I just want to make people happy."

-Lesa Griffith

Pegge Hopper Gallery, 1164 Nu 'uanu Ave, 11/16-11/27, 524-1160

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pected to drop in at the party, The next day, surfers will paddle out at Pipeline and spread Bogie's ashes at 3PM (the time will be confirmed at the fundraiser).

Bogle started surfing competitively in 1989, when he was 11. A back injury in 2002 masked the cancer, allowing it to spread for a year before being detected. At one point, the pain was so severe he was unable to finish a contest he forced himself to compete in.

One more session • H e learned to surf before swimming," says Joanna Guard of her son, Jason Bogle, who died on Sept. 29 of Ewing's sarcoma cancer.

This Friday marks a fundraiser for cancer research in his honor.

The Honolulu-raised pro-surfer's friends organized the event, hosted by Vertical Jv.nkies, Stone Groove Family, Soljah Clothing, and Hard Rock Cafe. The fundraiser will raffle off the custom boards of more than a dozen pro surfers. The proceeds will go to the Jason Bogle Cancer Research Fund. More than 20 pros are ex-

Ewing's sarcoma is a rare bone cancer. His treatment of combination chemotherapy, doubled with his unwavering optimism, enabled him to give away his sister at her wedding and hit the water again in August before the cancer struck back twice as bad.

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ene-name Otto (ofOttocake Bakery cheesecake fame) is moving to the mainland. As

the irreplaceable leader of punk.band 86 List, his exodus,.in effect, eighty~ixes the band. 'We've been together for five years," he says. "I wasn't going to say anything about it being our last concert but I feel fans should know." Cheesecake fans should also know the bakery is closed, its recipes to remain forever secret.

The farewell gig on Friday may also be the end of Otto's musical career. A back injury suffered in February has made playing the bass painful, which is why you haven't seen 86 List lately. But there's always. the two CDs-Our Neighborhood and Tattoo, which was released in March.

"[Tattoo] is kind of against Bush," says Otto. 'We tried. The good thing about Bush winning is that there are a Ios more punk rock songs that will

-Jeffrey N. Joslin

Hard Rock Cafe, Fri 11112, 9PM- 2AM, 596-SURF (7873)

be written now," he laughs. "And if he continues the way he was, I think maybe more people will begin to see it and then really think about who they vote for."

Still, he tries to be positive about the elections. "I like America, it's a very free country, I get to do what I want. People make me feel that if I don't like Bush then I'm anti-America. But no, I like freedom. That's why I can say something, right?"

Joining the "Last Story" concert will be Pisspoor Excuse, Chainshot, Temporary Lovers and .. .it's a surprise-we promised!

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Last Story, Club Pauahi, Fri 11/12, 7PM, $5, 521-7252

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I efore he was a conGert pianist, Jon Nakamatsu was ... Mr. Nakamatsu, high

school German teacher. He had been playing the piano since he was 6, and "I kind of wanted to learn another language and so much of the repertoire that I play comes from Germanspeaking culrures, so knowing the literature and history helps make me a deeper interpreter as a pianist."

Then in 1997, the native Californian took the gold medal at the Tenth Van Cliburn International Piano Competition. "Overnight I had a huge life change," he says.

Since then he has performed as a guest soloist with symphonies in the United States and Germany, and this year he made his Japanese debut with the Tokyo Symphony Orchestra.

Aside from Bach, Brahms and Beethoven, Nakamatsu admits to diggin' on the music of the '80s. "But I'll never play that publicly-unless I want people to stream out of my con- · certs," he quips. What's a guilty pleasure? "Anything by Chicago brings back memories-isn't that scary?"

If you want to get to know Nakamatsu, who has ties to the islands, he says all it takes is to listen to him play. You can take him up on that next

week when he plays pieces by Schumann and Poulenc with Chamber Music Hawaii.

"Any kind of music or art is self expression," he says. "If music does anything, it explains in a deeper sense who we are. When it comes down to it, it's who you are ... so hopefully, you'll get to know me."

-Genevieve A Suzuki

Chamber Music Hawaii, Doris Duke Theatre, Honolulu Academy of Arts, Mon 11115, 7:30PM, $40, 524-0815 ext. 245 .

American dreamers

A r. Sulu himself, George Takei, narrates Aaron Copland's "Lincoln Por

trait" as part of the Honolulu Symphony's "American Heroes: Veteran's Day Tribute" this weekend.

Copland was the 20th century's. quintessential American composer, seeking ways to create music with an Americ~, rather than European, voice. His "Appalachian Spring," composed in 1944 for Martha Graham's ballet, blended the Shaker song "Tis a Gift To Be Simple" into a suite that became a musical icon. His 1943 "Fanfare for the Common Man" is perhaps the most recognizable composition of the century.

Copland's Lincoln stands for traits such as valor and freedom, and he was himself a poster-boy for the underdog struggles of his age. He was gay, and his left-leaning politics caused the cancellation of a "Lincoln" performance in the McCarthy era.

Narrator T akei knows that wars of freedom have often involved unjust loss of freedom, even far from the fighting.

"I was 4 when they sent us to the internment camps," says T akei, who spent World War II interned in Arkansas and California. The actor spoke to the Weekly on election day, hoping for a Kerry victory.

Takei also experienced prejudice against "the other," with chilling parallels to that faced by Muslims jn America today.

"1Jie hardest part was returning to Los Angeles after the war," he says. "My father could only find us a place to live on Skid Row. People would fall down drunk in front of us, barffog and rolling in it. The stench of urine was everywhere. People looked at us and saw the enemy. They look n9w at Muslims and see terrorists, when they are not."

True freedom is the deeper issue. Copland's piece, its words stirring, celebrates and honors those who fought for the real American dream.

-Stephen Fox

Blaisdell Concert Hall, Fri 11/12, 8PM; Sun 11/14, 4PM, $21-$64 (792-2000)

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Easy riders THERE'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF HANGOUT in Jaron's old spot on Ha.makua Drive. In a town where most nightspots are seedy and dark and crowded with Windwardites who fancy themselves townies, Boardriders Bar and Grill is meant to be more like a Waimanalo backyard party than a hook-up joint for the folks who'd rather not drive over the mountain for a good time.

Brian Smith, who owns the place with friends Jim Mansell and Jason Clark, says he wanted the bar to be a spot that all his backyard buddies would like. He wanted it to be the opposite of other Kailua spots. "We didn't have anywhere in Kailua to just hang out-we just had places like Tropics. I'm glad those places exist." Then with a half-•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• cocked grin he says, "It keeps

Board riders Bar and Grill 201 A Hiimiikua Drive

Getting in: $3-$10, depending on which band is playing Dress code: As little as possible for girls; as loose as possible for guys Soundtrack: Everything on nonlive nights. Otherwise, live reggae with Ooklah the Moc, Bubble and Natural Vibes. Sightin~: Just regular folks Signature-drink: Surfer on Acid and Sunday morning's buildyour-own Bloody Mary bar

those people there." And away from his place, which he says draws a cool crowd, especially on Reggae Wednesdays or Saturday nights with Natural Vibes or Ooklah the Moc.

Vestiges of Jaron's are most notable in the five booths that partially line two walls, the restaurant fixtures as out of place in a sports bar as a Monday Night Football game in Assaggio' s. But the pool tables with the Corona-motif lamps hanging over them, the surfboards hanging on the walls, the beach-scene mural and the eight televisions that air all manner of sport

from football to beach volleyball to motocross racing-remind patrons that despite the soft chairs with wheels and the big comfy booths, Boardriders is indeed a sports bar for surfer types.

Undeployed soldiers mostly stay at the bar, which is tended by a soft-spoken girl with an accent and a short skirt. Surfer boys withwhat else-brown skin, light hair, loose jeans and Ocean Pacific Tshirts gather round the pool tables and don't even notice the group of three girls in-what else-short skirts and halter tops who slap Smith's backside a few times while he leans over a table. ''Happy anniversary," they all chirp, congratulating him on a year of successful business. There's a lot of love to be had, especially when you're the owner of one of only a handful of nightspots in Windward suburbia.

The music is loud and familiar: Maroon 5, Lenny Kravitz, the Doors, the White Stripes. The Sunday night crowd is as heterogeneous as the music. Along with the military folks and the surfers, anyone-a couple of senior pool players, a few dart-playing women who look like they could crush the halter-topped girls and a man and woman trying to romance each other to the sounds of "L.A. Woman"-is welcome here. It's not exactly the place to see and be seen, but neither is a backyard beach party. -Kawehi Haug

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Gigs 10/Wednesday BLUES Blues with Boogie, Kono Brewing Co.'s Koko Marina Pub (7 p.m.) 394-5662 Open Jam Session w/ Oopso Facto, Tiare's Sports Bar & Grill (10 p.m.) 230-8911

COMEDY Bo Irvine, Sharkey's Comedy Club @Blue Tropix (8 p.m.) 531-HAHA Augle T. & Lanai, Brew Moon (8:30 p.m.) 593-0088

CONTEMPORARY 2 Point 5, Chart House (7:30 p.m.) 941-6660 Clal & Aimee, O'Toole's Pub (5 p.m.) 536-4138 Klmo Oplana, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (4 p.m.) 947-2900 Stardust featuring Rocky Brown, Hanohano Room (7:30 p.m.) 922-4422 TRK, Esprit Nightclub (8:30 p.m.) 922-4422 Marga,ttavllle Wednesdays w/Henry Kapono, Kapono's (6 p.m.) 536-2161

GUITAR Shoji Ledwll'd,3660 On the Rise (6 p.m.) 737-1177

HAWAIIAN Brothers cazinero, Chai's Bistro (7 p.m.) 585-0011 Local Folk, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (4 p.m.) 923-7311 Keith & Carmen Haugen, Pacific Beach Hotel (6 p.m.) 923-4511 Ka'ala Boys, Sheraton Princess ·Ka'iulani (6:15 p.m.) 922-5811 Koa 'Uka, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (9:30 p.m.) 947-2900 Koa'uka CD Release Party, Kapono's (9:30 p.m.) 536-2161 Mark Yim Duo, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (7 p.m.) 923-7311 Sean Na'auao & Robi Kahakalau, Sheraton Moana (5:30 p.m.) 922-3111 Pu'uhonua Duo, Royal Hawaiian Surf Room (8 a.m.) 922-9567 Aloha Serenaders, House Without a Key (5 p.m.) 923-2311 Ryan Tang, Sheraton Moana (8:30 p.m.) 922-3111 Melehuna Trio with dancer, Sheraton Waikiki (6 p.m.) 922-4422 Tang! Tully, S/Jeraton Princess Ka'iulani (9:30 p.m.) 922-5811

JAZZ Bruce Hamada & Jim Howard, Lewers Lounge (8:30 p.m.) 923-2311 Deems Tsutakawa & Friends, Honolulu Club (6 p.m.) 543-3916

LATIN Son c.ibe, Panama Hattie's (8:30 p.m.) 485-8226

REGGAE lsouljahs, Boardriders (9 p.m.) 261-4600

ROCK/R&B Big Trouble, Bobby G's Spot, International Market Place (9 p.m.) 926-7066 Contraband, Sand Island R&B (10 p.m.) 847-5001 EJ, Muddy Waters (7 p.m.) 254-2004 Jamie Gallo Lee, OToole's Pub (9 p.m.) 536-4138 Go Jimmy Go, Missing Dave, Pipeline Cafe (9 p.m.) 589-1999 Rustic, Kelley O'Neil's (9 p.m.) 926-1777 Soul Bucket, Moana Terrace (6 p.m.) 922-6611 Even Steven, Irish Rose Saloon (9 p.m.) 924-7711 Wasabl, Chez Monique's (7 p.m.) 488-2439

STEEL DRUM Greg MacDonald, Royal Hawaiian Shopping Center (7 p.m.) 922-0588

VARIOUS Starbound Karaoke (w/KJ Jen), Breakers, Hale'iwa (9:30 p.m.) 637-9898 Revive Wednesdays (Wine & Martini Party), "W" Diamond Head Grill (6 p.m.) 922-1700

11/Thursday ALTERNATIVE Avenue D, Hula's Bar & Lei Stand (11 p.m.) 923-0669

BLUES Notorious Northslders, O'Toole's Pub (9 p.m.) 536-4138 One Man Blues, Muddy Waters (7 p.m.) 254-2004 Larry Spalding, O'Toole's Pub (5 p.m.) 536-4138

COMEDY Open Mic, Sharkey's Comedy Club @Blue Tropix (8 p.m.) 531-HAHA

CONTEMPORARY 2 Point 5, Chart House (7:30 p.m.) 941-6660 Elgbt.0.Eight w/Stephanle, Kincaid's (7 p.m.) 591-2005 Z.TV (Zanuck Undsey and guests), "W" Diamond Head Grill (9 p.m.) 922-1700 Zanuck Undsey and Sky Perkins, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (4:15 p.m.) 923-7311 Stardust featuring Rocky Brown, Hanohano Room (7:30 p.m.) 922-4422 TRK, Esprit Nightclub (8:30 p.m.) 922-4422

HAWAIIAN Backyard Pa'ina, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (9:30 p.m.) 947-2900 Concert in the Courtyard, Sheraton Moana (5:30 p.m.) 922-3111 Aloha Duo, Sheraton Waikiki (6 p.m.) 922-4422 Kahalepuna Duo, Royal Hawaiian Surf Room (8 a.m.) 922-9567 Ka'ala Boys, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani (6:15 p.m.) 922-5811 Art Kalahiki & Mike Saffery, Sam Choy's Breakfast, Lunch and Crab (6 p.m.) 545-7979 Kanilau, Sheraton Moana (7:30 p.m.) 922-3111 Kawao, Kapono's (9:30 p.m.) 536-2161 Auntie Genoa Keawe, Moana Terrace (5:30 p.m.) 922-6611 Kumuhau, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (7:30 p.m.) 923-7311 Mihana, Due's Bistro (7 p.m.) 531-6325 Cory Oliveros, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (4 p.m.) 947-2900 Pu'uhonua Trio, Royal Hawaiian Shopping Center (6:30 p.m.) 922-0588 Aloha Serenaders, House Without a Key (5 p.m.) 923-2311 Te Manu Toa, Kapono's (6 p.m.) 536-2161

JAZZ The Gilbert Batangan Trio, Jazz Loft (9 p.m.) 922-5715 Bruce Hamada & Jim Howard, Brew Moon (7 p.m.) 593-0088 IMlml Jazz, The Living Room (12:30 a.m.) 779-1421 Jonny Kamai, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani (9:30 p.m.) 922-5811 NYHI Collective, Indigo (9 p.m.) 521-2900 David Swanson, Lewers Lounge (8:30 p.m.) 923-2311 Betty Loo Taylor Trio, Kiihala Mandarin Oriental (7:30 p.m.) 739-8780

LATIN Salsa After Dark, Rumours Nightclub (5 p.m.) 955-4811

REGGAE Guy Cruz, OnStage: Drinks & Grinds (9 p.m.) 306-7799 lsouljahs, Phillip Paolo's (9 p.m.) 585-8142

ROCK/R&B Big Trouble, Snappers Sports Pub (8 p.m.) 947-3776 Booze Bros, Kelley O'Neil's (9 p.m.) 926-1777 Piranha Brothers, Irish Rose Saloon (9 p.m.) 924-7711 Sun For the Soul, Sand Island R&B (9 p.m.) 847-5001

SKA/PUNK Black Square, Wave Waikiki (9 p.m.) 941-0424, ext. 12 Pepper, Sublime, Sounds of Bubble, Boardriders (9 p.m.) 261-4600

VARIOUS Karaokew/LeoArista, Panama Hattie's (8 p.m.) 485-8226 Open Expression Uve, Studio 1 (10 p.m.) 550-8701

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VOCALS Al Waterson and You (karaoke), Don Ho's Island Grill (7 p.m.) 528-0807

12/Friday· Pa'ina Duo, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (7:30 p.m.) 923-7311

BLUES Boogie, Muddy Waters (7 p.m.) 254-2004 Jeff Said Nol, Honolulu Elks Lodge (7 p.m.)

COMEDY Andy Bumatai & Paul C>gata, Palace Showroom (8:30 p.m.) 923-SHOW Bo Irvine, Sharkey's Comedy Club@ Blue Tropix (8 p.m.) 531-HAHA

CONTEMPORARY Tito Berinobis, Chart House (6 p.m.) 941-6660 Brendan, Kelley O'Neil's (1:30 a.m.) 926-1777 Bamboo Crew, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (9:30 p.m.) 947-2900 Dean & Dean, Chart House (9 p.m.) 941-6660 Henry Kapono, Kapono's (6 p.m.) 536-2161 Inoa 'Ole, Kapono's (10 p.m.) 536-2161 Kimo Oplana, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (4 p.m.) 947-2900 Pali, Brew Moon (7:30 p.m.) 593-0088 Stardust featuring Rocky Brown, Hanohano Room (7:30 p.m.) 922-4422 TRK, Esprit Nightclub (9:30 p.m.) 922-4422 Psadise XS, Tropics, Kailua (9:30 p.m.) 262-3343

GUITAR Chris Sayers, New Otani Kaimana Beach Hotel (6 p.m.) 923-1555

HAWAIIAN Kahalepuna Duo, Royal Hawaiian Surf Room (8 a.m.) 922-9567 Kanilau, Sheraton Waikiki (6 p.m.) 922-4422 Maunalua, Duke's Canoe Club (4 p.m.) 923-0711 Na Wahlne Eha, Kaspy's, 35 N. Hotel St. (8 p.m.) 521-0899 Po'okela, House Without a Key (5 p.m.) 923-2311 Pu'uhonua Trio, Sheraton Moana (5:30 p.m.) 922-3111 Sam & Kelkl, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani (6:15 p.m.) 922-5811 -Sean Na'auao Duo, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (4:15 p.m.) 923-7311

JAZZ Bruce Hamada & Noel Okimoto, All Star Hawai'i (7 p.m.) 955-8326

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REGGAE Red Degree, Don Ho's Island Grill (9 p.m.) 528-0807 One Drop, Kemo'o Farms, Lanai (9 p.m.) 621~ 1835 lsouljahs, Mama T, Melodious Solutions, Boardriders (10 p.m.) 261-4600 Mundo Muzik, Ye Olde Fox & Hound, Kiihala {9:30 p.m.) 738-5655

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A SELECTIVE GUIDE TO DJ NIGHTS WEDNESDAY, NOV. 10 VAN'S TRIPLE CROWN OF SURFING KICK OFF PARTY@ Pipeline w/ Go Jimmy Go, Missing Dave & djs Big Bar, Mikie "D" INSTANT VINTAGE@ Indigo w/ Fortyfive, Damummy, Eskae, Compose, Mr. I.N.C., Delve, Anti-Social DJ BYRON THE FUR @ Wave Waikiki WILD WEDNESDAYS@ Venus w/ Tati Girl and Jimmy Taco HUMPDAY WEDNESDAYS@ OnStage Drinks & Grinds w/ DJ Johnny Large THE FUNK @ Anna Bannana's w/D Muthaphunkin' D BUDDHA BAR @ House of Hong BATACUMBE@ Volcanoes w/Miriam and Angel LIPSTICK AND SKIRT NIGHT@ Blue Tropix w/ DJ Rude Dog

THURSDAY, NOV. 11 AVENUE D@ Hula's Bar & Lei Stand w/ djs Maxxx & Sleeze (See box.) REGGAE NIGHT@ Pipeline w/ MCC & Co., Wrecking Crew & Positive Regime BLACK SQUARE@ Wave Waikiki. Racer X closes the night COLLEGE NIGHT @ Bedroq Bar & Grill w/ DJ Statik and Young Jon Que CONNECT 4 (hip-hop) (breakbeat) @ Velvet w/ Rise Up, Oliver Twist, Kause, Primm HIP-HOP FREE FORM @ OnStage Drinks & Grinds w/ D. Wiz & DJ Kee THIRSTY THURSDAYS (hip-hop) (house) (trance) @ Zanzabar

The Mixers, OToole's Pub (9 p.m.) 536-4138 Piranha Brothers, Irish Rose Saloon (9 p.m.) 924-7711 Soul Bucket, Moana Terrace (6 p.m.) 922-6611 Stumbletown, Kelley O'Neil's (9 p.m.) 926-1777 Dave Young, OnStage: Drinks & Grinds (9 p.m.) 306-7799

SKA/PUNK Black Square, Kemo'o Farms, Pub (9 p.m.) 621-1835 Go Jimmy Gow/No No Boys & Pimpbot, Campus Center, UH-Miinoa (9 p.m.)

VARIOUS Karaoke Kahoa, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani {9:30 p.m.) 922-5811

13/Saturday ALTERNATIVE Avenue D, Missing Dave, Wave Waikiki (10 p.m.) 941-0424, ext.12 Potty Mouth, Anna Bannana's (9 p.m.) 946-5190

BLUES Jim Hubbard, Kelley O'Neil's (5 p.m.) 926-1777 The Mighty Pen, OnStage: Drinks & Grinds (9 p.m.) 306-7799

THE LIVING ROOM @ Fisherman's Wharf. Urban Jazz wl'-DeShannon Higa and live house with by Archangel and Miklos FOAM PARTY THURSDAYS@ Pink Cadillac DEEP BLUE @ Blue Tropix DURTIE RICE @ Mercury Bar BUDDHA BAR @ House of Hong w/DanielJ, Haboh, Fanny PADDLERS NIGHT@ Ocean Club THURSDAY NIGHTS (hip-hop) (R&B) (soul) @ Breakers w/ 45, Mr. Inc TATTOO THURSDAYS@ Cellar Nightclub GOOD TIMES (hip-hop) (dancehall) @ Eastside Grill w/ Technique, Bite SWING'S THE THING @ Zanzabar w/ Oldies 107.9's Bart Dasilva. Free pupus, hot music. Free swing dance lessons from Arthur Murray Dance Studios at 6PM.

FRIDAY, NOV. 12 CLUB 301 @ The Paradise Showclub w/ djs KSM, Sub Zero, g dog, RacerX, Byron the Fur and more DUB PHYLUM @ Wave Waikiki w/ djs Selector DC & Shawn G GET FRESH @ Indigo NEGATIVE 8 @ Anna Bannana's GOOD TIMES CAMPAIGN @ Buddha Bar FLASHBACK '80s@ Pink Cadillac w/DSpair, Angst. Anything from 1980-89. SAUCE (hip-hop) (R&B) (dancehall) @ Chai's Island Bistro w/Delve, lder, XL BLEND (deep house) @ Kai (across from the new town Wal-Mart) w/Eugene, Kawika, Reid. Nitelite's new night. REBEL REBEL! @ Club Pauahi (indie rock, brit pop, electroclash, '80s) STONE GROOVE FAMILY@ Hard Rock Cafe. $5 pitchers and rubbah slippahs. BUDDHA BAR @ House of Hong FRIDAY NIGHT FEVERZ@ Zanzabar FOREPLAY FRIDAZE@ Pipeline w/ DJs Wu Chang & Mike D LE FONQUE@ Mercury Bar w/ Rundown, Monkey and Eskae HIATUS@ Don Ho's w/Galmiche JUST CHILL (hip-hop) @ Nick's Fishmarket w/Tokes, Bewon and JT

COMEDY Andy Bumatal & Paul Ogata, Palace Showroom {8:30 p.m.) 923-SHOW

CONTEMPORARY Tito Berinobls, Chart House (7 p.m.) 941-6660 Penlna Boys, Rivertown Grill (9 p.m.) 537-3353 Brendan, O'Toole's Pub (9 p.m.) 536-4138 Eight-0-Elght w/Stephanie, The Shack, Mililani Shopping Center {9:30 p.m.) 627-1561 Tim Hirons, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (4 p.m.) 947-2900 Davin McColl, Kelley O'Neil's {1:30 a.m.) 926-lm Augie Rey Trio, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (7:30 p.m.) 923-7311 Stardust featuring Rocky Brown, Hanohano Room {7:30 p.m.) 922-4422 TRK, Esprit Nightclub (9:30 p.m.) 922-4422

COUNTRY DJ Dancln' Adam, Nashville Waikiki (9 p.m.) 926-7911 . Ctalie Garett, Panama Hattie's (9 p.m.) 485-8226

FOLK Ray Bumatai, Muddy Waters (8 p.m.) 254-2004

GUITAR Clvis Sayers, New Otani Kaimana Beach (6 p.m.) 923-1555

'Clashy D-vas Electroclash will be out in slutty splendor when Avenue D brings its East Village edge to Hula's Bar & Lei Stand on Thursday and Wave Waikiki Saturday and Tuesday.

Naughty New York City-based girl rappers Debbie D and Daphne D are a cross between Bunny & Tigra and Fischer Spooner. They may look like scantily clad hookers from an '80s Heavy Metal graphic nove~ but their sound projects way past the heavy

THE NEXT LEVEL @ the Living Room at Fisherman's Wharf w/ djs Risup & Wrong One WONDERLOUNGE (house) (hip-hop) @ W Hotel w/ djs Nalu, Byron the Fur, Shawn G, Gary-0 PLATINUM (hip-hop) (R&B) (dancehall) @ Reign w/Dawn, DFX FREAKS COME OUT FRIDAYS@ Cellar Nightclub FUNCTION FRIDAYS@ Venus PLEASURE@ Blue Tropix PAU HANA FRIDAY@ Ocean Club

SATURDAY, NOV. 13 AVENUE D @Wave Waikiki w/ Missing Dave (Seebox.)

HAWAIIAN REGGAE Halley Berries, Sheraton Moana {8:30 p.m.) 922-3111

Pohaku, Kemo'o Farms, Lanai (9 p.m.) 621-1835 Kona Winds, R & B, Phillip Paolo's (9:30 p.m.) 585-8142 Kahalepuna Duo, Royal Hawaiian Surf Room

(8 a.m.) 922-9567 Reggae Fest 2004, Aloha Tower (6 p.m.) 528-5700 Kahalepuna Duo, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani {6:15 p.m.) 922-5811 ROCK/R&B

Big Trouble, Bobby G's Spot, International Market Place (9 p.m.) 926-7066

Ka'ala Boys, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (9:30 p.m.) 947-2900

The Ghost Band, Kemo'o Farms, Pub (9 p.m.) 621-1835

Kaea, Kaspy's, 35 N. Hotel St. (9 p.m.) 521-0899 Kanilau, Sheraton Waikiki (6 p.m.) 922-4422 Kapena, Duke's Canoe Club (4 p.m.) 923-0711 Sam Kapu, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani {9:30 p.m.) 922-5811

Piranha Brothers, Irish Rose Saloon (9 p.m.) 924-7711 Rock & Roi Sou~ Kelley O'Neil's (9 p.lll) 926-1 m Soul Bucket, Moana Terrace (6 p.m.) 922-6611

Kumuhau, Sam Choy's Breakfast, Lunch and Crab (6 p.m.) 545-7979

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Ho'oheno, Sheraton Moana {5:30 p.m.) 922-3111 Cory Oliveros, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (4 p.m.) 947-2900

JAZZ Steve Jones Trio, Brew Moon {7:30 p.m.) 593-0088 Black Sand, Chuck's Cellar (6 p.m.) 923-4488 David Swanson, Lewers Lounge {8:30 p.m.) 923-2311

Winston Tan, Kiihala Mandarin Oriental {7:30 p.m.) 739-8780

COMEDY Doolin' Rakes, Kelley O'Neil's (9 p.m.) 926-1777

Betty Loo Taylor Trio, Kiihala Mandarin Oriental {7:30 p.m.) 739-8780

CONTEMPORARY Oean & Dean, Chart House (7 p.m-) 941-6660 Velcro Dogg, OToole's Pub (9 p.m.) 536-4138 Ellsworth, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani (9:30 p.m.) 922-5811

LATIN Salsa, Che Pasta (9:30 p.m.) 524-0004

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THE SOUL KITCHEN @ Indigo w/ Eskae, Compose, Big Jon CLUB 301 @ The Paradise Showclub w/ djs KSM, sub zero, g dog, racer x, byron the fur and more QUIET STORM @ thirtyninehotel POTTY MOUTH @ Anna Bannana's KOMOMAI'S (hip-hop) (R&B) (reggae) @ Komomai's Kaneohe w/Billy G THE GOODNESS (hip-hop) @ W Hotel THE LIVING ROOM @ Fisherman's Wharf T.S.O.L. @ Pipeline . FLIRT@ Blue Tropix w/ Big John, Krazy K, Mr. Goodvybe, LX SYMBIOSIS @ Mercury Bar w/ Danny Yun, Darryl D and special guest Scott Loway

LIVE HIPHOP @ Studio 1 w/ Radioinactive, Xololanxinxo, Anti MC

SUNDAY, NOV. 14 WINTERBASH @ Wave Waikiki presented by Cody Graham & Heather Colletto as a fundraiser for Graham's dad, who is fighting cancer GROUND CONTROL @ Mercury Bar w/ el nino, gonzales, selector de, redblooded CLUB DEVILLE@ the Living Room at Fisherman's Wharf w/ DJs GDog, Delve & Zack A SIMPLE UFE @ Fusion Waikiki AFTER SCHOOL PARTY@ Zanzabar SEX-E SUNDAY@ Venus DARK SIDE OF THE MOON @ Brew Moon w/DJ Shawn G BUDDHA BAR @ House of Hong

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Henry Kapono, Duke's (4 p.m.) 923-0711 Kela, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (4 p.m.) 947-2900 Jamie Winpemy's Local Band Night, O'Toole's Pub (5 p.m.) 536-4138 · Jon Osorio & Steve Brown, Ko11a Brewing Co. 's Koko Marina Pub (5 p.m.) 394-5662 Augle Rey Trio, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (4:15 p.m.) 923-7311 Ells Simeona, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian {2p.m.J_923-7J.U ___ _ Stardust featuring Jennifer Hera, Hanohano Room (7:30 p.m.) 922-4422

GUITAR Cruz NHe (w/ John Cruz), 011Stage: Drinks & Grinds (10 p.m.) 306-7799

HAWAIIAN Pa'ahllla,House Without a Key (5 p.m.) 923-2311 Kelk! Hula, Sheraton Waikiki (6 p.m.) 922-4422 Keokl Johnson, Sheraton Moana (8:30 p.m.) 922-3111 Kelly Boy Delima, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (7:30 p.m.) 923-7311 George Kuo, Martin Pahlnul I Aaron Mahl, Moana Terrace (6 p.m.) 922-6611 Pu'uhonua Trio, Sheraton Moana (5:30 p.m.)

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JAZZ Aaron Aranita, Brew Moon (6 p.m.) 593-0088 Noly Paa, Lewers Lounge (8:30 p.m.) 923-2311

LATIN Son Caribe, F.sprit Nightdub (8:30 p.m.) 922-4422 Fist Full of Ganas, Kapono's (3 p.m.) 536-2161 Sandy Tsukiyama de Oliveira w/Aaron Arani,, ta, Tudo de Bom (1 p.m.) 942-0267 Tommy Valentine Y Sus Amigos, Club C'est La Vie (6:30 p.m.) 842-4145

REGGAE Mundo Muzii, Bikini Cantina (10:30 p.m.) 525-7288

ROCK/R&B Big Trouble, Da Dawg House, International Marketplace (7 p.m.) 924-3294 Even Steven, Irish Rose Saloon (9 p.m.) 924-7711

SWING Hawaiian Jitterllup, Panama Hattie's (Lessons at 8 p.m.) 485-8226

VARIOUS StartJound Karaoke (w/KJ Jen), Kemo'o Farms, Pub (9 p.m.) 621-1835

15/Monday BLUES Mojo Remedy (Gil Hagar & Steve Miles), Muddy Waters (7 p.m.) 254-2004

CLASSICAL Winston Tan, Kiihala Mandarin Oriental (7:30 p.m.) 739-8780

CONTEMPORARY Ben & Maila w/ Little Albert, Sheraton Waikiki (6 p.m.) 922-4422 Tito Berinobis, Cluirt House (7:30 p.m.) 941-6660 Brendan, Kelley O'Neil's (9 p.m.) 926-1777 Mal Tai Rumble CD Release Party, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (9:30 p.m.) 947-2900 Davin McColl, O'Toole's Pub (9 p.m.) 536-4138 Klmo Opiana, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moa11a (4 p.m.) 947-2900 Stardust featuring Jennifer Hera, Hanohano Room (7:30 p.m.) 922-4422

GUITAR Mike Chung, New Otani Kaimana Beach Hotel (6 p.m.) 923-1555 Zaza, Brew Moon (6:30 p.m.) 593-0088

HAWAIIAN Kahale.J1una_DJ10, Royal Haw{!iia11 Surf Room (8 a.m.) 922-9567 Hot Lava, Moana Terrace (6:30 p.m.) 922-6611 The Islanders, House Without a Key (5 p.m.) 923-2311 Ka'ala Boys, Princess Ka'iulani (6:15 p.m.) 922-5811 Art Kalahiki & Mike Saffery, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (8:30 p.m.) 923-7311 Kelly DeUma 'Ohllla, Sheraton Moana (5:30 p.m.) 922-3111 Naluhoe, Kona Brewing Co.'s Koko Marina Pub (5:30 p.m.) 394-5662 Ryan Tang, Sheraton Moana (8:30 p.m.) 922-3111 Tlllgl Tully, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani (9:30 p.m.) 922-5811

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ROCK/R&B Even Steven, Irish Rose Saloon (9 p.m.) 924-7711

STEEL DRUM Greg MacDonald, Royal Hawaiian Shopping Center (7 p.m.) 922-0588

VARIOUS Open Mic Nl#d, Anna Bannana's (9 p.m.) 946-5190

16/Tuesday CONTEMPORARY Danell Aquino, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (4 p.m.) 947-2900 Tito Berlnobls, Nick's Fishmarket (7:30 p.m.) 955-6333 Ellsworth, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani (9:30 p.m.) 922-5811 Special Guest Chart House (7:30 p.m.) 941-6660 Stardust featuring Maila Gibson, Hanohano Room (7:30 p.m.) 922-4422 Zanuck Undley A2Z, Sheraton Waikiki (6 p.m.) 922-4422

COUNTRY DJ Dancln' Adam, Nashville Waikiki (9 p.m.) 926-7911 Chmlie Garett, Panama Hattie's (9 p.m.) 485-8226

FOLK Meg Clear, Muddy Waters (7 p.m.) 254-2004

GUITAR Mike Chung, New Ot01zi Kaimana Beach Hotel (6 p.m.) 923-1555

HAWAIIAN Pa'ahana, Sheraton Moana ( 5:30 p.m.) 922-3111 Backyard Pa'ina, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani (6:15 p.m.) 922-5811 Kahalepuna Duo, Royal Hawaiian Surf Room (8 a.m.) 922-9567 Keith & Carmen Haugen, Pacific Beach Hotel (6 p.m.) 923-4511 The Islanders, House Without a Key (5 p.m.) 923-2311 Keoki Johnson, Sheraton Moana (8:30 p.m.) 922-3111 Kelly Boy Delima, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (7:30 p.m.) 923-7311 Ledward Ka'apana, Kapono's (6 p.m.) 536-2161 Simeona I Dwight Kanae w/ hula, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (4:15 p.m.) 923-7311

I R I S H James McCa1hy, OToole's Pub (5 p.m.) 536-4138

JAZZ Rich Cnnlall & Aiends, Studio 6 (8 p.m.) 596-2905 Bruce Hamada & Jim Howard, Lewers Lounge (8:30 p.m.) 923-2311 NewjaR Quartet, thirty11inehotel (9 p.m.) 599-2552 Les Peetz Trio, Brew Moon (7 p.m.) 593-0088

ROCK/R&B Stephen Inglis, Kelley O'Neil's (8 p.m.) 926-1777 Soul Bucket, Moana Terrace (6 p.m.) 922-6611 Even Steven, Irish Rose Saloon (9 p.m.) 924-7711

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David Sedaris INTERVIEW BY LESA GRIFFITH

At 4 7, David Sedaris is arguably America's funniest writer. Although he now calls Paris and London home, he contin, ues to mine his mishap,rich North Carolina childhood for material. His resulting essays, starring his family and boyfriend Hugh are both preposterously hilarious and memorably poignant. They are filled with little epiphanies, like the moment when a Cadillac turns from a symbol of regal riche to one of pitiful nouveau riche. Sedaris isn't afraid to air his comeuppances in public, sating our collec, tive lust for Schadenfreude and big laughs. But in his latest book, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, he reaches new notes of seriousness with pieces like "Hejira" (he does, n't realize his father has kicked him out of the house because he's gay) and "Repeat After Me," in which he apologizes to his sister by talking to her pet parrot. But don't worry, there's also a feces,eating dog. Sedaris spoke to the Weekly from a hotel room in Philadelphia.

So you've been called a literary rock star-when you're in Hawai'i will you read from your greatest hits or something new? I've never been to Hawai'i, so I have a couple new things I'll read and then I usually read one thing from the book. But that's that New York Times article, and it's just stupid, I mean, I'm a pretty poor excuse for a rock star ... I'm a poor excuse for a folk star. I don't know where that came from and .. .it's just embarrassing.

Will Hugh be coming with you? Yeah, that's why I'm staying two extra days because he likes to swim. See, I have hair on my back so I can't take my shirt off. So I'll probably just walk around. Well, somebody gave me this product in France this summer, it's like a hair remover. It burns the hair off your back. So if I can get some more of that then maybe I'll go swimming.

You should wax. I did that once, and that really hurt. I have so much hair on my back that I had to reuse the wax 'cause there wasn't enough and heat it again and so it was burning hair on the stove.

A wax and hair mixture; you could build a hut out of it. Well, I thought scented candles would be good [laughs]. I heard that Hawai 'i is not a good smoking state.

True. Do you smoke Gitanes now that you rive in France? Oh no. No, I have a menthol mentality. I smoke Kool milds and I buy them duty free at the airport. I went to the United States in January and on my return I got stopped by French customs for the first time and they asked, "Do you have more than two cartons of cigarettes?" I said, "I don't think so," and I had 14 and they found them in my suitcase. I was really sort of impressed because they had every right to say, "You liar, you looked us right in the eye and you lied." Instead they just charged me like an $8 tax on each carton and that was it.

OK, the question that everyone asks you-how much of your writing is real and how much is enhanced by memory and imagination? Oh, it's kind ofreality run through the story machine. I mean, there are certain things that a story needs. Like time is skewed sometimes and often people say what I wished they'd said instead of what they actually said. So it's the truth made entertaining.

"Put a Lid on H'' about your sister Tiffany is perturbing. You know, everyone in their family has their own secrets and I don't reveal those. She had told me years ago I couldn't write about her, and I said, "Fine." And then she called and said, ''Everyone thinks you don't like me; will you write a story about me?" So I wrote that story and I sent it to her and I said, "Is it OK with you?" Because I knew when I wrote it that there was nothing in there she would object to. Like she's proud of her

fucked-up feet and she's proud of the fact that she can make a living without having a real job. I think more than anything else, that would be a story that people would think that I wrote without someone's consent.

"Monie Changes Everything'' is about a summer in Greece, but instead of writing about the Acropolis, you focus on your patron-rich Aunt Monie. I'd been wanting to write about her for a long time. What I most remember about that is the fact that this was money, and how money affected our lives in a way. But I especially remembered that woman I babysat for calling us nouveau riche. At that moment I realized that money wasn't enough. I mean, it wasn't until then that I learned the Carolina Country Club didn't accept Jews or Yankees. I had thought money was money, and it could buy you a place in society. Which it can't.

What do you drive in France? I've never driven a car in my life. We have a car in Normandy, but you need a pair of pliers to tum it on.

Is it an old Renault 2C or something? We had a 2C and then we traded it for a bottle of cider. It was just so much trouble.

You took a lot of guff in high school and now you live in Paris and write for the New Yorlrer. What do you think of the motto, "living well is the best revenge"? I don't think it's any kind of revenge really because ... you know, ifl think about people in my childhood and think, "Oh I'll show them" ... they don't read the New Yorker. They're not gonna pick it up and say, "Oh Dave Sedaris has a story in here." I would have to become a championship wrestler for them to know who I am [laughs].

Everyone talks about the humor in your work. But it is the tortured, painful moments that linger. I usually take things on tour and I read them out loud and then go back and I rewrite them and I read them and I rewrite them. And I think, Oh I'll get rid of that moment because that's not funny. But then I would read the story and I think, OK, well, what happens ifl were to go without that laugh and put that moment back in?

It's those horrible little moments that make it memorable. But you can go somewhere and laugh for an hour then you leave and you don't remember anything except that you laughed for an hour.

"Repeat After Me," in which you lay bare your sister, and in tum yourself, was poignant. That's my favorite thing I ever wrote. There was an Alice Munro profile in the New York Times Magazine this weekend. And I love Alice Munro. She had said she writes the stories that she would like to read. And that's the only time I wrote a story I would like to read. •

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Concerts 6 Clubs 'i' America's Heroes: Veteran's Day Tribute George "Mr. Sulu" Takei narrates Copland's "Lincoln's Portrait" at this all American concert with conductor Samuel Wong. Also on the bill: Gershwin's "Rhasody in Blue for Piano and Orchestra" with pianist Thomas Yee and Copland's Symphony no. 3. (See Hot Picks, page 9.)Blaisdell Concert Hall, 777 Ward Ave.: Fri 11/12 & Satll/13, 8 p.m. $21-$64. www.ticketmaster.com, (877) 750-4400, 792-2000 Autumn Festival of Ryukyuan Court Music and Dance Presented in a dance narrative, the repertoire celebrates the four seasons and a woman's maturing love. Orvis Auditorium, 2411 Dole St., UH-Manoa campus: Fri 11/12, 7:30 p.m. $15 general; $10 students/seniors. 956-7235 Bone Manow Drive and Concert Three students' lives depend on a bone marrow transplant and Kawananakoa Middle School is working hard to find a match. Continuous entertainment by Hapa, Just Two Girls, Greg Gabalo, Hot Rain and the school's orchestra and drama club. Kawiinanakoa Middle School Auditorium, 49 Funchal Street: Thu 11/11, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. 587-4430 'i' The 86 Ust The Last Story concert marks the band's farewell as Otto gets ready to move to the mainland. (See Hot Picks, page 9.) Club Pauahi: Fri 11/12, 7 p.m. $5. 521-7252 'i' Jason Bogle Fund Raiser New and used boards will be raffled off at this party to help the family of Kailua's pro surfer, who lost his fight with cancer in September. (See Hot Picks, page 9.) Hard Rock Cafe, 1837 Kapi'olani Ave.: Fri 11/12 236-1449 'i John Nakamatsu Chamber Music Hawaii presents a special concert with this acclaimed pianist playing Schumann's Piano Quintet and Poulenc's Sextet for Piano and Winds. (See Hot Picks, page 9.) Doris Duke Theatre, Honolulu Academy of Arts, 900 S. Beretania St.: Mon 11/15, 7:30 p.m. $40. 532-8768 Minoa Moonlight Madness-Skamania

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Contact the Activities Council for more info but get ready to rock out with Neken, No No Boys, Pimpbot and Go Jimmy Go at this concert series specifically for UH students. Fri 11/12, 8:30 p.m.-1:30 a.m. 956-4491, www2.hawaii.edu/-ccbac 'i Roots Fest Kapono's and Don Ho's Island Grill at Aloha Tower Marketplace set the scene for reggae legend Mikey Dread, who headlines at this year's biggest festival and block party. Ages 21 & up. Sat 11/13, 6 p.m.-2 a.m. $10. www.snrecords.com, 536-2161 T.S.O.L Taught Science Over Lunch? No, it's True Sounds of Liberty with The Enhancements, The Hell Caminos and The Grave Robbers. Pipeline Cafe, 805 Pohukaina St.: Sat 11/13, 6-10 p.m. $10 advance; $15 at the door. www.808shows.com/presale.html, 589-1999 UH Jazz Ensembles Guest soloist Scott Villiger joins the ensembles, who perform such works as "Wiggle Walk" by Benny Carter and "Apple Honey" by Woody Herman. Music Dept. Courtyard, UH-Manoa campus: Sat 11/13, 7:30 p.m. $10 general; $6 students/seniors. 956-7235 'i Van's Triple Crown Kick-Off Party Local favorites Go Jimmy Go and Missing Dave join DJs and professional surfers at this happening event. Tons of giveaways! Pipeline Cafe, 805 Pohukaina St.: Wed 11/10, 9 p.m.-4 a.m. $10-$15. 926-3000

On Sale Grease How low can you go? Frankie Avalon comes to town with the '50s musical, which now includes three hit songs from the Olivia N.J.ffravolta film. Blaisdell Concert Hall, 777 Ward Ave.: 12/27 through 1/2., Mon-Thu, 7:30 p.m.; Fri, 4 & 8 p.m.; Sat, 2 & 8 p.m.; Sun 1/2, 2 & 7:30 p.m. $44-$74. www.ticketmaster.com, (877) 750-4400 Harlem Globetrotters Basketball at its finest shoots through Honolulu for one night only. Blaisdell Arena, 777 Ward Ave.: Tue 11/30, 7:30 p.m. $8-$35. www.ticketmaster.com, (877) 750-4400 Music Meets Aloha The first annual festival stars Jake Shimabukuro wit~ Maila Gibson, Noel Okimoto & 'Oharra, Beautiful Girls and

Questions & Answers About Our Environment

Dear EarthTalk: Why is bottled water so ubiquitous in stores now? Isn't tap water safe enough to drink?

-Matthew Lieberman, Wellesley, MA

Today just about all Americans have access to clean, safe and healthy tap water. Indeed, in many cases tap water may be safer to drink than some bottled water brands, which may not be subject to testing and might originate from sources near industrial facilities, despite the beautiful nature scenes found on -many bottled water labels. Furthermore, about 40 percent of bottled water starts out as-you guessed ittap water.

Early in 2004 there was public outrage in Britain when it was discovered that Coca Cola's Dasani brand, marketed as "pure, still water" and sold for 95 pence ($1.74) for a half-liter, was simply tap water from a public water supply southeast of London. To make matters worse, shortly thereafter the beverage giant had to hastily withdraw 500,000 bottles when it was learned they contained nearly twice the legal amounts of a chemical, added by Coke during treatment, that can

cause cancers if consumed in large amounts.

Despite the facts, bottled water enjoys a "cool" factor that tap water can never match. A 2001 World Wildlife Fund (WWF) study confirmed that consumers widely associate bottled water with social status and healthy living. But in test after test, most people can't tell the difference between bottled water and tap water. When "Good Morning America" conducted a blind taste test with its studio audience, New York City tap water was chosen as the heavy favorite over Poland Spring, Evian, and the oxygenated water 02.

The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) regulates the quality of public water supplies, but it has no authority over bottled water. Bottled water that crosses state lines is considered a food product and is overseen by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). According to the influential International Bottled Water Association (IBWA), "By law, the FDA Standard of Quality for bottled water must be as stringent as the EPA's standards for public drinking water:'

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more at this fundraiser for the MA VIN Foundation's bone marrow program. Waikiki Shell, Kapi'olani Park: Thu 11/18, 4 p.m. doors; 5 p.m. concert. $20-$38. www.musicmeetsaloha.com, 591-2211, (877) 750-4400 Neil Sedaka You love, you love, you love your calendar girl, don't you? The legend returns. Hawaii Theatre, 1130 Bethel St.: Fri 12/10 & Sat 12/11, 7:30 p.m. $25-$45. www.hawaiitheatre.com, 528-0506 Stomp Hide your brooms, garbage cans, sinks and matches. They're back! Hawaii Theatre: 12/21 through 12/23, 12/25, 12/27 through 12/29 & 12/31, 8 p.m.; 12/26 & 1/2, 3 & 7 p.m.; 12/30 & 1/1, 5 & 9 p.m. $25-$50. www.hawaiitheatre.com, 528-0506 Richard Thompson The Grammy-nominated singer/songwriter/guitarist plays two very different concerts. Friday: Richard Thompson in concert. Saturday: 1,000 Years of Popular Music. With the Bobby Ingano Trio. Doris Duke Theatre, Honolulu Academy of Arts, 900 S. Beretania St.: Fri 11/19 & Sat 11/20, 7:30 p.m. $50 advance, both nights; $35 at the door; $30 per performance at the door. 532-8700

Theater 6 Dance A Vote For Murder Mud-slinging turns to murder when senatorial candidates debate in this interactive mystery show. Dinner is included and prizes awarded for the best audience sleuth. Dave & Buster's, 1030 Auahi St.: Sat 11/13, 8 p.m. $34.95 plus tax & gratuity. 589-2215 'i Broadway Bound HPU Theatre opens its 2004-'05 season with Neil Simon's autobiographical play about the fun of breaking into professional comedy writing while coping with the impending breakup of one's family. Hawai'i Pacific University Theatre, 45-045 Kamehameha Hwy., Kane'ohe: 11/5 through 12/5, Wed & Thu, 7:30 p.m.; Fri & Sat, 8 p.m., Sun, 4 p.m. $3-$20. 37 5-1282 The Children's Hour Linda Johnson directs the Lillian Hellman classic featuring Mid-Pac drama students. Please, no kids under 8. Kawaiaha'o Recital Hall, Mid-Pacific Insti-

sumers to trust bottled water in part because the FDA requires water sources to be "inspected, sampled, analyzed and approved:' However, experts at the Natural Resources Defense Council (NRDC) argue that the FDA provides no specific restrictions-such as proximity to industrial facilities, underground storage tanks or dumps-on bottled water sources.

Meanwhile, if a brand of bottled water is wholly packaged and sold within the same state, it is not regulated by the FDA and is subject only to state standards, which can vary widely. The organization Co-op America reports that 43 states have just one full-time or part-time staff member dedicated to bottled water regulation.

Bottled water starts to look good when flooding, pollution or terrorism might compromise public water supplies. Watchdog groups, however, advocate addressing such threats by increasing protection of public water sources. But as it stands today, water from the tap might be the healthiest thing you consume all day.

CONTACTS: International Bottled Water Association (IBWA), www.bottledwater.org; FDA Article: "Bottled Water: Better Than the Tap?" www.fda.gov/fdac/ features/2002/ 402 _h2o.html; NRDC's "Bottled Water: Pure Drink or Pure Hype?" report, www.nrdc.org/water /drinking/ bw/bwinx.asp.

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atre, St. Andrew's Cathedral, Queen Emma Sq.: Sat 11/13 & 11/20, 1:30 & 4:30 p.m. $16 adults; $8 ages 18 & under/seniors. www.htyweb.org, 839-9885 ~ Paul Taylor Dance Company Taylor picked special favorites for this performance, including The Cloven Kingdom, Eventide and Promethean. Ballet Hawaii presents the exquisite modern dance company, now on its 50th anniversary tour. Hawaii Theatre, 1130 Bethel St.: Wed 11/10, 7:30 p.m. $25-$45. www.hawaiitheatre.com, 528-0506 Shadows Dance Jeff Gere, James McCarthy and violinist Lesley Kline bring tales, shadow puppets and music to downtown Honolulu for one night of low-tech narrative artistry. thirtyninehotel. Thu 11/11, 7-9 p.m. $10. jef[email protected], 737-1774 Wha'sup Fables 2004 Aesop's Fables local style. The original musical is back by popular demand after performing for sellout audiences in 1999. Kaimuki High School Auditorium, 2705 Kaimuki Ave.: Sat 11/13 & 11/20 and Sun 11/14 & 11/21, 3 p.m. (Sat 11/20 also at 7 p.m.). $10 adults; $5 students/seniors 733-4913

Auditions Hawal'i Vocal Arts Ensemble Are you an excellent singer with strong music skills and a clear, flexible voice? Auditions on Sunday afternoons by appointment. Chaminade University. [email protected], 261-6495 Over the Tavern Guest director Linda Johnson needs one man and two women for the upcoming Manoa Valley Theatre comedy (1/12/05 through 1/30/05) about a boy in search of religion. Auditions consist of readings from the script. Mid-Pacific Institute, Kawaiahao Recital Hall, 2445 Ka'ala St., Manoa Valley: Mon 11/15, 7 p.m. 988-6131

Museums Bishop Museum 1525 Bernice St. Open daily 9 a.m.-5 p.m. $14.95 adults; $11.95 youth age 4-12; under 4 free. www.bishopmuseum.org, 847-3511

Ho'oilina; Birthright The exhibition honors the benchmark Hawaiian carvings made by Rocky Ka 'iouliokahihikolo 'Ehu Jensen as well as his artistic legacy manifested through the photography of daughter Natalie and the pen and ink details of son Frank. Through Sun 11/28. ~ If These Walls Could Talk The mysteries

and ingenuity of architecture are revealed at this exhibtion. Inhabit a Mongolian ger, experience the thrill of standing on the 40th floor of a steel skyscraper, raise the roof of a collapsed dome, tour the Talking House and more. Through 1/4/05.

Build Your Skills Workshop The Hawaii Carpenters Union provided Build Up! kits for participants to explore the basics of building structures, bridges and testing supports as well as learning about potential careers in construction. Sat 11/13, 11/20 & 11127, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. TJte Contemporary Museum 2411 Makiki Heights Dr. Open Tue-Sat, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Sun, noon-4 p.m. $5 adults; $3 students/seniors (free every third Thursday of the month). 526-1322

Clay Glass Wood Metal Glass A sampling of clay, glass, wood and metal works includes many recent acquisitions shown for the first time. Fri 10/29 through 1/2/05.

F.xpression Session Linda von Geldern leads this program for kids ages 5-12. Parents encouraged to participate. Sat 11/6, 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.

Na Hale O Waiawi: Patrick Dougherty Installation View the outdoor, site-specific installation made from strawberry guav~ and rose apple saplings by the renowned environmental artist.

Q2 A,t1: Barnstormers Tennis · courts become an outdoor exhibit space for rotating site-specific installations. This month's Barnstormers show features timelapse films alongside the finished mural. On view until spring.

Paula Winokur: Transcending MemoryCeramic Sculpture On view: a small survey of the Philadelphia artist's wall, floor and pedestal sculptures in porcelain. Fri 10/29 through 1/2/05. The Contemporary Cafe 2411 Makiki Heights Dr. Tue-Sat, 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.;

· Sun, noon-2:30 p.m. Free. 526-1322

The Contemporary Museum at First Hawaiian Center 999 Bishop St. Open Mon-Thu, 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m.; Fri, 8:30 a.m-6 p.m. Validated parking available, enter on Merchant St. 526-1322

Recent Work By Yvonne Cheng. Through 1/25/05.

Procession Pastels by Margaret Ezekial. Through 1/25/05.

The Wood Lives On-E Ola Mau Ka La'au Works by Robert Hamada. Through 1/25/05. Hawai'i State Art Museum No. 1 Capitol District Building, 250 S. Hotel St., 2nd Fl. Open Tue-Sat, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 586-0900 ~ Enriched by Diversity: The Art of

Hawai'i The semi-permanent installation reflects the diversity of the Art in Public Places Collection. Work, by nearly 150 artists, celebrates the artistic history of Hawai'i from the '60s to the present. ~ Inner Scapes Twentieth-<:entury abstract

art is represented by Hawai'i artists in this visual history. Honolulu Academy of Arts 900 S. Beretania St. Docent-guided tours are available, included in the admission price. Open Tue-Sat, 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun, 1-5 p.m. $7 general, $4 seniors/military/students. 532-8701

American Studio Sculpture: Early 20th -Century Works from the Academy's Collection Works dating between the Chicago World's Columbian Exposition of 1893 and the New York World's Fair of 1939 mark the continuity and change of American sculpture. Through December.

Washi in the Floating World: Recently Conserved Ukiyo-e Prints by Utagawa Hiroshige The world-famous Japanese woodblock print collection has been undergoing a conservation process. Before and after samples are shown at this exhibition, which illustrates aspects of traditional Japanese papermaking. Through 1/5/05.

Art of the Philippines: The George and Nancy Ellis Gallery Jewelry, sculptures, basketry and costumes are just a part of this ongoing exhibit dedicated. to Filipino art.

Cherished Possessions: A New England Legacy Explore New England lifestyles over

the course of four centuries at this exhibition. Almost 17 5 objects from the Colonial period to the early 20th century reveal information on how people constructed their lives on the other side of the U.S. Runs through 1/2/05.

From Flat Fabrics to Contoured Body Form: A Story of Asian Costumes Characteristics and variations of traditional Asian costumes, from India to Japan, show how the construction has evolved. Through 1/16/05. ~ The Arts of the Islamic World Gallery

Islamic artwork from the private collection of the late American heiress and philanthropist, Doris Duke, is housed here along with items from the Academy's permanent collection.

Shangri La Portfolio View Doris Duke's estate as depicted by Hawai'i printmakers in the Academy theater lobby. 11/11 through 12/5. M"ISSion Houses Museum Step into 19th-century Hawai'i on a guided tour, which offers intimate encounters with Hawai'i's past and cultural traditions. Japanese tours available. Visitors can also browse the unique gift shop and relax during lunch in the tea parlor. 533 S. King St. Open Tue-Sat, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Thu, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. & Sun, noon-5 p.m. Tours available at 11, 1, 2:45, & 4:30 p.m. Tue-Sat (with an additional tour at 6:30 p.m. every Thu); 1 & 2:45 p.m. Sun. Fees range from $10 to free. www.missionhouses.org, 531-0481

Body Language: Adornment & Identity in the Pacific From feathered capes and headdresses to tattoos, lei, jewelry and cosmetics, the Pacific Islands' rich history and experience is explored and celebrated. $6 nonmembers. Runs 11/5 through 2/5/05. '

Expkn-e! Families can paint their own kapa jewelry using traditional, handmade stamps. Sat, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. & Sun, noon-5 p.m.

Galleries Opening A. La Moyne Gmside Soothing landscapes and historic buildings. Opens Sat 11/13, runs through 11/27. Hale'iwa Art Gallery. 637-3366 ·

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Continuing 2004 KCC Faculty Biennial Exhibit Through 11/21. Koa Gallery. 734-9375 Al Furtado Through 11/13. Hale'iwa Art Gallery. 637-3366 Ao, by Bruce Behnke Through 11/27. Louis Pohl Gallery. 521-1812 Art on the Zoo Fence Every Sat & Sun. 923-4354 Beauty and the Beads by Barbara Edel· stein Through 11/24. The Gallery at Ward Centre. 597-8034 Diamond Head Series: Prints by Laura Ruby Through 12/9. Kuykendall Hall, Rm. 213. 956-7647 Diversity x 3 by Steve Bettman, Rita Gustie and Helen laea Through 1/14. Honolulu Country Club. 441-9400 Down Argentina Way by Roger Whitlock Through 11/19. HPU Art Gallery. 544-0287 Echoes of an Island CuHure: An Jntroduo, tion to the Art of Lampung, Indonesia Through 11/19. UH Art Gallery. 956-6888 Face Val........,ortraiture: Community, Culture, Self Through 11/27. The ARTS at Marks Garage. www.artsatmarks.com, 521-2903 George Eguchi Through 11/13. Hale'iwa Art Gallery. 637-3366 Growing a Dream, by Patrice Federspiel Through 11/19. Gallery on the Pali. 526-1191 Heartists Through 11/30. Prototype, Windward Mall: www.lightsleepers.net Holly Katura Through 11/27. Hale'iwa Art Gallery. 637-3366 Japanese SuperHeroes Through 11/19. Japanese Cultural Center of Hawai'i. www.jcch.com, 945-7633 Jim Drorbaugh, Jr. Exhibit Through 11/28. Ho'omaluhia Gallery: 236-2653 Louis Vuitton Creative Arts Program: Patricia Ellard Through 12/31. Rehabilita· tion Hospital of the Pacific. 531-3511 . Nancy Vilhauer: New Paintings Through 11/30. Bethel Street Gallery. 524-3552 New Watercolor Paintings by Roger Whitlock Through 11/24. The Gallery at Ward Centre. 597-8034 Originals Fine Artwork: Work by Lav,ren Bridges and April Lew Reception for Bridges: Fri 11/12, 6-8 p.m. Hee Hing Plaza. 734-3959 . A Relative Affair: Art by Family Members Through 12/3. Gallery 'lolani. 236-9155 Retrospective Exhibition: Russell M. Davidson Through 11/26. Plaza Club, 900 Fort Street Mall: 521-8905 Return to Gruntled Funk: New Work by Ryan Higa Through 11/28. Academy Art Center. 532-8741 Roster & Roster: Bait & Tackle, by Fred and Cade Roster Through 11/20. workspace. 732-2300 Sorphia Spankislav Photographs Through 11122. Lemon. [email protected], 923-1134 Speaking on Paper by Jon Hamblin & Grace Kiyozuka Through 11/27. Cafe Che Pasta. 524-0004 Turtles, Mermaids and the Summer of '04: Digital Art by Red Through 11!30. Soullenz Gallery. 525-7757 Under (De) Construction Through 11/26. Studio 1 Gallery, 1 N. King St.: 550-8701 The Wonderful World of Underwater Photography Through 11/29. Canon Gallery. 522-5930

Call To Artists Catch the Wave The third annual art contest is open to kids in grades 7-12. Entry forms available at Hale Nalu Surf shop, Town & Country Surf, Point Break, Hawaiian Graphics and C2F Art Supplies. Grand prize is a boogie board and $50 in cash.(800) 384-3493 HSFCA Biennium Grant Applications The Hawai'i State Foundation on Culture and the Arts is accepting grant applications for fiscal years 2005-'06 and 2006-'07. Grants will be awarded to arts organizationsfor programming beneficial to the state in culture, the arts, history and/or humanities. www.hawaii.gov/sfca, 586-0302 Ladyfest Hawai'i Artists in all media-visual art, performance, musicians, fashion

design-needed for the March '05 festival, which focuses on women of all ages in the arts. Deadline is 12/20.www.ladyfesthawaii.org, [email protected] Portraits of Hawai'i; V"asions of Aloha Amateur photographers take note: The top five winners receive a Canon camera and all winning entries will be exhibited at the April 2005 photo display. Photos must be in print and 8x10 inches. www.usa.canon.com, 522-5930

Words Book Publishing Workshop Rich Burd.nick, founder of Honolulu Writers Conference helps you get your book published and sold. Register in advance. Kapi'olani Community College. Tue 11/16, 6-9 p.m. $40. 734-9256, 734-9211 'i David Sedaris First time in Hawai'i! The master of satire reads from his past and current works, including his latest book: Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim. (See Q&A, page 13.) Hawaii Theatre, 1130 Bethel St.: Sat 11/3, 8 p.m. $28-$38. www.hawaiitheatre.com, 528-0506 'i Moving Islands Writers bring literature and innovative discussion from island perspectives to the Fall Writers' Festival. Wed 11/10, book signing at UH Bookstore, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.; "Sources of Imagination," 3-4:30 p.m.; Reading with Michelle Cliff, Nalo Hopkinson, Witi Ihimaera at UH Art Auditorium, 7 p.m.; Fri 11/12, 10:30 a.m. "Remapping the Heart" with Witi Ihimaera at the East-West Center; 6 p.m. screening of Whale Rider at the Architecture Auditorium. Mon 11/8 through Fri 11/12. www.english.hawaii.edu/events/celeb04.html 'i Saturday Morning Authors The Year of the University Press speaker series runs through 12/4 and features authors on a wide range of subjects. This Saturday: Michael Aung-Thiwin speaks on "The Mists of Ramanna: The Legend that was Lower Burma." Eugene Yap Room, A153, Hamilton Library, UH-Manoa: Sat 11/13, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. 956-2540 Under Milkwood Have an interest in drama? This playreading group meets the second Friday of each month. First Unitarian Church of Honolulu, 2500 Pali Hwy.: Fri 11/12, 7 p.m. 526-1191

Call to Authors 2004 Writing Contest O'ahu Arts Center seeks submissions for its first annual writing contest in fiction, nonfiction and poetry. Cash awards will be given. Deadline is 11/15. $10 entry fee. 627-1079 James M. Vaughan Poetry Award A current Hawai'i resident will receive a $500 cash award and publication in the Hawai'i Pacific Review. Send three poems (100 line limit each) with a cover page that lists your name, address, phone number, e-mail and the poems' titles. Include a five~line biography, and mail to: James M. Vaughan Award for Poetry, 1060 Bishop St., Ste 402, Honolulu, HI, 96813. Entries must be postmarked by 12/1. 544-1108 Kumu Kahua/UHM Theatre Dept. Playwriting Contest Plays for the Hawai'i Prize ($500) must be set in Hawai'i or deal with "the Hawai'i experience"; for the Pacific/Rim Prize ($400), plays must be set in or deal with the Pacific Islands, Pacific Rim or Pacific/Asian-American experience; for the Resident Prize ($200) plays on any topic must be written by a Hawai'i resident (at the time of submission). Call Kumu Kahua's office for the complete rules. Must be postmarked by 1/3/05. 536-4222

Learning Basic Nutrition: What Diet is Right for You? Understand the foods you eat and their long-term impact on your health. Free food samples and beverages are provided, sponsored by the Vegetarian Society of Hawaii. McCoy Pavilion, Ala Moana Park: Sat 11/13, 7 p.m. 944-8344 Break Through All the Cosmetic Confu· sion Learn about the latest techniques in Botox, Collagen and Restylane procedures. Queen's Conference Center, Beretania and Punchbowl Sts.: Wed 11/10, noon-1 p.m. 537-2211, ext. 2851 'i Bridging the Chasm from Theater to Life-An Improvisation Workshop Veteran actor Alan Arkin (Wait Until Dark, Catch-22) teaches you how to react more fully in the moment-useful on stage, screen and in the

broad theater of life-through a series of exercises and improvisational fun. Yukiyoshi Room, Krauss Hall, UH-Manoa campus: Sat 11/13 & Sun 11/14, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. $250. www.outreach.hawaii.edu/pnm, 9 5 6-8400 Building the Graphic Computer Instruc'tor Michael Gilbert teaches you how to build a powerful computer from scratch using materials commonly available. UH Downtown at Pioneer Plaza, 900 Fort St., Ste. 10: Thu 11/11, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. $100. WWW .outreach.ha Waii.edu/pnrn, 9 5 6-8400 Continuing Adventures of the Mars Exploration Rovers With Planetary Scientist Peter Mouginis-Mark. Pacific Ocean Science and Technology Building, Rm. 544, UHManoa: Tue 11/16, 7:30 p.m. Free. 956-3132 Futures of Work and Disabilities: Trends and Emerging Issues Futurist Robin Brandt delivers this talk, part of Vincent Pollard's Global Futures course. UH-West O'ahu, Room E-101, 96-129 Ala Ike, Pearl City: Tue 11/16, 12:30 p.m. [email protected] How to Wow with Photoshop Speed through your next project with the highest image quality and flexibility. "Think like Photoshop" and choose the right tools and techniques for design, illustration and photography. Also offered: How to Wow: Photoshop for Photography, Wed. 11/17 (same location, cost & text). UH Downtown at Pioneer Plaza, 900 Fort St., Ste. 10: Tue 11/16, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. $125 plus textbook How to Wow: Photoshop for Photography. www.outreach.hawaii.edu/pnm, 9 5 6-8400 The Language of the Heart Learn to observe without blame, interpretations or diagnosis, to listen with your heart, independent of how another person is yelling, er, speaking. Metamorphosis, 45-020 B Malulani St.: Sat 11/13 & Sun 11/14, 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m. $95. 696-8701, 221-6782 The Many Faces of Mokapu This illustrated talk shares highlights about Mokapu's natural history and evolution. Kailua Recreation Center, 21 S .. Kainalu Dr.: Tue 11/16, 7-8:15 p.m. Free. [email protected] Seasonal Candle Wreaths Create a beautiful candle wreath with dried and live seeds, pods, leaves, pinecones and plant parts. Reservations required. Ho'omaluhia Botanical Garden. Sat 11/13, 10 a.m.-noon. $25 FHBG members; $27 nonmembers. 537-1708 'i Technology and Digital Journalism A panel and audience discussion addresses topics on digital journalism and the changing media world. Pacific Club, 1451 Queen Emma: Mon 11/15, 11:30 a.m. registration; noon lunch. $20-$25. [email protected], 748-0880 The Western Greeks and Their Neighbors Barbara Barletta from the University of Florida explores the diverse influences on the early art of Western Greece. Doris Duke Theatre, Honolulu Academy of Arts, 900 S. Beretania St.: Thu 11/11, 7:30 p.m. 956-4173 Workplace Violence and its Prevention Jeff Owens leads this talk for the Rotary Club of Kapolei Breakfast Program. Kapolei High School, 91-5007 Kapolei Pkwy: Thu 11/11, 7 a.m. breakfast; 7:30-8:30 a.m. meeting. $7. 479-0663

Upcoming Classes Birding for Beginners Discover Hawai'i's birds and the joy of birdwatching in this fun and interactive course. Windward Community College. Three Wed evenings, 7-8:30 p.m. & three Sat mornings, 8 a.m.-noon b~g 11/17. $80. 235-7433 Plein Air Oil Painting Workshop Paint with Maui's Ronaldo Macedo. Fri 11/19 through Sun 11/21. $350 AHA members; $400 nonmembers. www.macedofineart.com, 395-3238

Dance 6 Movement 'i Latin Dance Night An all ages, smol<e-free event with two dance floors. Bring a potluck dish. Elegant dress! Atherton YMCA, corner of University & Seaview: Sat 11/13, 6:30-10 p.m. $5 includes mini salsa and tango lessons. www.latindancehawaii.com, 393-2168 Tango Workshop (:acho Dante, one of the most popular teachers of tango in Buenos Aires, teaches this two-day workshop. Honolulu Club, 932 Ward Ave., 7th Fl.: Sat 11/13, 4-9:30 p.m. & Sun 11/14, 4-8 p.m. 721-2123 Turkish Folk Dance Ahmet Liile~i teaches these workshops, presented by the International Folk Dancers of Hawaii. Ala Wai Golf

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It's alive

GARY M. KRAMER

In the past two decades, animation has proven to be not just kid's stuff anymore. From Disney's The Lion King to Pixar's Monster's

Inc. to South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut (OK, maybe that's stretching it), drawn, or at least computer-generated, images have become much more realistic and more adult for the big screen.

Therefore, when director Robert Zemeckis-who helped advance animation with bis groundbreaking

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comedy, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?-decided to make a film of Chris Van Allsburg's children's story, The Polar Express, he also wanted to develop a state-of-the-art process to animate it as well.

The result, as producer Steve Starkey describes, is something called "performance capture, a new form of ci,nema that brings the actor's performance to life through digital rendering." Starkey explains that the idea for this was to "bring the author's paintings to life-to get pieces oftlie art to 'live' on the big screen."

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to this hokey Christmas story will admit that the animation looks absolutely magical.

To accomplish the process; the filmmakers used a form of biometric technology to register facial images and body movements and create other lifelike qualities on a computer. The technique required Tom Hanks-who voices no less than five roles in the film-to wear infrared sensors all over bis face (and independently, all over bis body) so a computer could "map" bis expressions and motions. Once equipped, Hanks performed the action in the

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film on both oversized sets and in an empty stage space without the use of props so the computer could track all of bis movements.

"We built a set in the computer, and mapped out the performance space using the infrared markers [to capture] the motion," says Starkey. "All of the camera set ups were in the computer, so we could place the lens [anywhere] to create a shot." When the scene was perfect and completed, the whole program could be handed over to the editor and digital effects team for what Starkey calls "blending." The oper-

/ ation enabled the fihnmakers to "do anything-and everything-to create a composition," Starkey boasts.

And while the film does have an ersatz Norman Rockwell look and feel about it, a fun musical number aboard The Polar Express and a chase scene atop the train that truly comes to life, the film defies physics, which is one of thebeai?} ties of animation, be it for children or adults. •

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Accounting 1090 ACCT 6000 A Accounting for Managers (3) T 1715-2010 Kelly, Lauren

2393 ACCT 6000 B Accounting for Managers (3) R 1715-2010 Kelly, Lauren

1092 ACCT 6000 C Accounting for Managers (3) W 1255-1550 Wee, Warren

1093 ACCT 6000 D Accounting for Managers (3) M 1255-1610 Wee, Warren

1093 ACCT 6000 K Acct for Managers (Kapolei) (3) T 1815-2110 Wee, Warren

Applied linguistics 2092 AL 6000 A Intro To The Field Of ESL (3) TR 1540-1705 Sajna, Catherine

1576 AL 6110 A ~ Eng Phonology/Teaching of Pron (3) ~ W 1715-2010 Cook, Kenneth

AL6120A ~ Eng Syntax/Teaching of Grammer (3) ~ W 1715-2010 Cook, Kenneth

1577 AL 6710 A Teaching Oral/Aural English (3) T 1715-2010 Coffman, Jean

1729 AL 6730 A Evaluation in ESUEFL (3) TR 1405-1530 Kirschenmann, Jean

AL 6760 A Teach: ESUEFL to Children (3) MWF 1505-1600 Kirschenmann, Jean

1604 AL 6961 A Practicum in TESL (3) MWF 1505-1600 Kirschenmann, Jean

1711 AL 6962 A Practicum II in TESL (3) MWF 1505-1600

1712 AL 7099 A Capstone Requirement (1) F 1715-2010

Communications

Klein, Edward

Perrin, Carol

1557 COM 6000 A ~ Introduction to Com Studies (3) ~ W 1715-2010 Barnum, John

1787 COM 6050 A ~ Research Methods and Materials (3) ~ T 1715-2010 Huang, Hsuan-Yuan

2395 COM 6200 A ~ Organizational Communication (3) ~ M 1715-2010 Campbell, Scott

2033 COM 6200 B ~ Organizational Communication (3) ~ W 1715-2010 Campbell, Scott

1664 COM 6300 A ~ Corp and Crisis Communication (3) ~ F 1715-2030 Barnum, John

1670 COM 6310 A ~ International Communication (3) ~ F 1715-201 O Hashimoto, Serena

2396 COM 6310 B International Communication (3) M 1255-1550 Hashimoto, Serena

1560 COM 6400 A Writing for the Professional (3) R 1715-2010 Knight, Jan

2460 COM 6400 B Writing for the Professional (3) W 1715-2010 Whitfield, James

1786 COM 6460 AW Design and Layout (WEB) (3) T 1715-2010 Cannon, Brian

2030 COM 6650 A ~ Com Law and Ethical Theory (3) ~ M 1715-2010 Sparr, Faith

2031 COM 6770 A Media Criticism (3) W 1255-1550

2351 COM 6905 A Campaign Planning (3) R 1715-2030

2397 COM 6910 A Selected Topics in Com (3)

Hart.John

Gula, Joanne

R 1715-2030 Cannon, Brian

2032 COM 7050 A Graduate Project (3) S 1105-1400

1643 COM 7100 A Professional Paper I (3) T 1715-2010

1644 COM 7200 A Professional Paper II (3)

Gula, Joanne

Knight, Jan

S 1105-1400 Huang, Hsuan-Yuan

1645 COM 7300 A Communication Seminar (3) F 1715-2010

Finance 1148 FIN 6000 A Fin Mgmt and Strategy (3)

Hart. John

R 1230-1525 Seiler, Michael

1150 FIN 6000 B Fin Mgmt and Strategy (3) R 1715-2010 Seiler, Michael

1151 FIN 6000 C Fin Mgmt and Strategy (3) F 1255-1550 Seiler, Michael

2347 FIN 6000 DW ~ Fin Mgmt and Strategy (WEB) (3) ~ T 1715-2010 Meissner, Gunter

2371 FIN 6000 EW Fin Mgmt and Strategy (WEB) (3) T 1230-1525 Meissner, Gunter

2021 FIN 6100 AW International Fin (WEB) (3) R 1715-2010

1152 FIN 6300 A Investment Analysis (3) F 1715-2010

1153 FIN 6600 AW Trading Derivatives (WEB) (3)

Lane, Mark

Viehl, Philip

M 1715-2030 Meissner, Gunter

1154 FIN 6610 AW ~ Advanced Derivatives (WEB) (3) ~ W 1715-2010 Meissner, Gunter

History 1392 HIST 6600 1 ~ Sem: Military Historiography (3) ~ T 1800-2055 Pavkovic, Michael

1817 HIST 6601 1 ~ Sem: Theory/Practice Diplomacy (3) ~ R 1800-2115 Pavkovic, Michael

1580 HIST 6628 1 ~ Sem: Warfare in the 20th Cent (3) ~ W 1800-2055 Hart, Russell

2599 HIST 6861 1 History of Aviation & Airpower (3) M 1800-2055 Pavelec, Sterling

2243 HIST 6841 10 ,,._, Sem.: American Rev. (ONLINE) (3) ._

Carpenter, Stanley

1581 HIST76011 Research/Writing-Mil. Studies (3)

Pavkovic, Michael

1390 HIST 7602 A Integrative Sem.-Mil. Studies (3)

Pavkovic, Michael

Information Systems 1700 IS 5050 A Modern Prog Fundamentals (3) S 0800-1055 Souza, Edward

1771 IS 5060 A Software Engineering Tools (3) M 1715-2030 Nicklas, Richard

2038 IS 5070 A ~ Intro to Hardware & Data Comm (3) ~ T 1715-2010 Chepkevich, Richard

1184 IS 6000 A Cont Issues in I.S. Profession (3) W 1255-1550 Rowland, Lawrence

1185 IS 6000 B ~ Cont Issues in I.S. Profession (3) ~ R 1715-2010 Rowland, Lawrence

1186 IS 6020 A ~ Mod Methods in Project Mgmt (3) ~ W 1715-2010 Rowland, Lawrence

1187 IS 6020 B ~ Mod Methods in Project Mgmt (3) ~ S 1105-1400 Laumatia, Shazzelma

1188 IS 6050 A Modern Programming Practice (3) F 1255-1550 Souza, Edward

1189 IS 6050 B ~ Modern Programming Practice (3) ~ S 1105-1400 Souza, Edward

1772 IS 6065 A ~ Enterprise Info Management (3) ~ F 1715-2010 Souza, Edward

1190 IS 6100 A Corporate Information Systems (3) R 1230-1525 Smith, Mary

1191 IS 6100 B Corporate Information Systems (3) T 1230-1525 Smith, Mary

1192 IS 6100 C ~ Corporate Information Systems (3) ~ R 1715-2010 Smith, Mary

1193 IS 6100 D ~ Corporate Information Systems (3) ~ S 0800-1055 Smith, Mary

1635 IS 6100 E ~ Corporate Information Systems (3) ~ T 1715-2010 Kukac, Gary

2616 IS 6100 K ~ Corp. Info. Systems (Kapolei) (3) ~ W 1815-2110 Kukac, Gary

1195 IS 6110 A Comp Software Eng (3) R 1715-2010 Nicklas, Richard

1196 IS 6130 A Telecommunications (3) M 1715-2030 Chepkevich, Richard

2450 IS 6340 A ~ Information Systems Security (3) ~ F 1715-2010 Chepkevich, Richard

1198 IS 7010 A Technology Strategy (3) M 1715-2030 Sodeman, William

1774 IS 7050 A ~ Software Engineering Practicum (3) ~ F 1715-2010 Nicklas, Richard

1201 IS 7100 A Professional Paper I (3) R 1715-2010

1202 IS 7100 B Professional Paper I (3) R 1230-1525

2451 IS 7150 A

Rossi, Kenneth

Rossi, Kenneth

Graduate Applied Project (3) F 1715-2010 Sodeman, William

1203 IS 7200 A Professional Paper 11 (3) M 1255-1610 Rossi, Kenneth

law 1171 LAW 6000 A Law for Managers (3) M 1255-1610 Quinn, Cynthia

1172 LAW 6000 B Law for Managers (3) -F 1255-1550 Quinn, Cynthia

1671 LAW 6000 C Law for Managers (3) T 1715-2010 Muzzi, Christopher

1173 LAW 6000 D Law for Managers (3) S 0800-1055

2391 LAW 6000 ED

Harakal, Randall

Law for Managers (ONLINE) (3) Redner, Stephen

2609 LAW 6000 K Law for Managers (Kapolei) (3) M 1815-2125 Shigesato, Derek

Management 2369 MGMT 6000 A ~ lndvls, Grp Dynamics, & Teams (3) ~ M 1715-2030 Cho, Gukhyun

1138 MGMT 6100 AW Res Meth and Writ (WEB) (3) MWF 0940-1140 Panisnick, Junko

1139 MGMT 6100 BW Res Meth and Writ (WEB) (3) TR 1230-1525 Zimmerman, Pamela

1679 MGMT 6210 A Entrepreneurship (3) S 1105-1400

1112 MGMT 6300 A

Leiman, Amin

Intl Business Management (3) M 1255-1610 Bus. Ad min. Staff

1113 MGMT 6300 B Intl Business Management (3) T 1715-2010 Villinger, Niti

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Hawai'i Pacific University is now offering courses in Kapolei

The Second City of Kapolei is the fastest growing area in Hawai'i. In order to meet the increasing demand for quality higher education in this area, HPU will begin offering undergraduate and graduate courses at the Island Pacific Academy in Kapolei beginning in January for the spring 2005 semester.

The following courses are scheduled to be offered in Ka.polei:

UNDERGRADUATE COURSE DAY TIME MGMT3100 Business in Contemporary Society Wednesday 1815,2110 MGMT3400 Human Resource Management Tuesday

MKTG3000 Principles of Marketing

GRADUATE ACCT6000 Accounting for Managers

IS 6100

Monday

Tuesday

1815,2110

1815-2110

Corporate Information Systems Wednesday 1815-2110 LAW6000 Law for Managers Monday 1815-2125 Check our web site for the most current schedule of courses. For more information contact Hawai'i Pacific Uni11ersity at (808) 544-9300 or [email protected]

More courses to come!

Books Online

Never stand in line for books again! Did you know you can order and pay for your books online and walk right up to the counter and pick them up, packaged and ready to go? You can even have them mailed to your home!

"It's so much easier. I totally recommend it," adds Organizational Change graduate student, Bethenan Daduyo Tapec.

The HPU Bookstore is always open on the Internet. The Online Store serves HPU students, parents, faculty, and staff 24 hours a day.

The Online Store is also your source for HPU apparel and merchandise. Show your school spirit with HPU logo gear! Pick out the perfect gift for that special someone back home. Choose from backpacks, school and computer supplies, stationary, drinkware, golf accessories, or gift certificates.

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1516 MGMT 6300 C Intl Business Management (3) R 1715-2010 Villinger, Niti

2037 MGMT 6300 D Intl Business Management (3) W 1255-1550 Bus. Admin. Staff

1689 MGMT 6430 A International Negotiations (3) W 1715-2010 Martin, Pamela

1689 MGMT 6430 A International Negotiations (3) W 1715-2010 Clay, Gerald

2365 MGMT 6806 AS Exploring Enterprise II (3) TR 1540-1705 Schoolland, Ken

2365 MGMT 6806 AS Exploring Enterprise II (3) TR 1540-1705 Fox-Wottgramm, Susan

2405 MGMT 6997 A ~ D Rd-Mng with a Global Mindset (3) ~ T 1715-2010 Bus. Admin. Staff

1114 MGMT 7001 A ~ Mgmt/Polic/Strat Formulation (3) ~ R 1715-2010 Fox-Wottgramm, Susan

1115 MGMT 7001 B ~ MgmVPolic/Strat Formulation (3) ~ W 1715-2010 Bus. Admin. Staff

1733 MGMT 7001 C ~ Mgmt/Polic/Strat Formulation (3) ~ M 1715-2030 Bus. Admin. Staff

1116 MGMT 7051 A Professional Paper II (3) F 1715-2010

1117 MGMT 7051 B Professional Paper II (3) F 1255-1550

1118 MGMT 7051 C Professional Paper II (3) F 1715-2010

1625 MGMT7051 D Professional Paper II (3) F 1715-2010

2350 MGMT 7051 E Professional Paper II (3)

Romig, Rodney

Romig, Rodney

Seiler, Michael

Villinger, Niti

F 1715-2010 Cho, Yooncheong

Marketing 1181 MKTG 6000 A ~ Mktg Strategy for Managers (3) ~ R 1715-2010 Ha, Joseph

1182 MKTG 6000 B ~ Mktg Strategy for Managers (3) ~ T 1715-2010 Ha, Joseph

1183 MKTG 6000 C ~ Mktg Strategy for Managers (3) ~ W 1715-2010 Ha, Joseph

1851 MKTG 6410 A Advertising Management (3) R 1715-2010 Haas, Frank

1120 MKTG 6500 A Integrated Marketing (3) R 1715-2010

1119 MKTG 6700 A Electronic Marketing (3)

Sigall, Robert

TR 1405-1530 Cho, Yooncheong

1549 MKTG 6900 A Mktg Seminar (Sales Force) (3) T 1715-2010 Haggblom, Ted

Nursing 1032 NUR 6000 1 Intro to Adv Practice Roles (3) R 1900-2150 Allison, Dale

1029 NUR 6020 1 ~ Advanced Nursing Research (3) ~ T 1900-2150 Burrell, Patricia

1550 NUR 60251 ~ Applied Drug Therapies/APN (3) ~ TR 1715-1845 Lange-Otsuka, Patricia

1765 NUR 6950 1 ~ Human Resource Management(DS) (3) ~ W 1715-2005 Davis, ReNel

1766 NUR 6951 1 Agency Mgt. Practicum(DS) (3)

Davis, ReNel

1030 NiJR 6960 1 ~ AdvThry: Pri Care of Children (3) ~ W 1715-2005 Haley, Janice

1030 NUR 6960 1 ~ AdvThry: Pri Care of Children (3) ~ W 1715-2005 Marineau, Michelle

1031 NUR 69611 Practicum I (6)

1718 NUR 6961 2 Practicum I (6)

1510 NUR 7000 1 Professional Paper (3)

Philosophy

Haley, Janice

Marineau, Michelle

Allison, Dale

1623 PHIL 6600 1 ~ Sem: Prof Ethics& the Military (3) ~ R 1800-2055 Stroble, James

Political Science 1802 PSCI 66011W ~ Sem: Conflict and Peace (WEB) (3) ~ M 1800-2115 Juarez, Carlos

2573 PSCI 6670 1 ~ Sem: Oemocratzatn/Human Rights (3) ~ W 1800-2050 Cheng, Grace

2248 STSS 6800 1 ~ Sem: 20th Ctry Intel Operations (3) ~ F 1800-2055 Schuster, Carl

Professional Studies 2071 PSGL 6000 AO ,;.., Sustain Human Sys (ONLINE) (3) ~

Whatley, Arthur

2072 PSGL 6001 AO ,;.., Power and Social Sys(ONLINE) (3) ~

Whatley, Arthur

2452 PSHR 6120 A Employment Law (3) M 1715-2010

1598 PSHR 6320 A

Prof Studies Staff

HRM: A Global Perspective (3) R 1715-2010 Ward, Richard

2016 PSHR 6400 A Human Resource Management (3) T 1230-1525 Ward, Richard

2017 PSHR 6400 B ~ Human Resource Management (3) ~ T 1715-2010 Ward, Richard

2018 PSHR 6400 CO Human Resource Mgmt (ONLINE) (3)

Crozier-Garcia, Cheryl

2067 PSHR 6420 AO ,;.., Compensation Mgmt (ONLINE) (3) li,li


1599 PSHR 6450 A ~ Safety and Health Management (3) ~ F 1715-201 O Crozier-Garcia, Cheryl

2219 PSHR 7021 AO Prof Certification Sem in HRM (3)


1410 PSMA 6005 AO ,;.., Scope & Meth in Resrch (ONLINE) (3) ~

Whatley, Arthur

1866 PSOC 6010 AO Org Behavior (ONLINE) (3)

Ward, Richard

1852 PSDC 6440 AD ,;.., Org Change & Dev (ONLINE) (3) li,li

Glover, Gerald

2208 PSDC 6440 B ~ Org Change and Development (3) ~ W 1715-2010 Zimmerman, Larry

2402 PSOC 6441 A Natl & Community Chg & Dev (3) R 1230-1525 Ward, Richard

1815 PSOC 6442 AO ,;.., Culture & Human Org (ONLINE) (3) li,li

Whatley, Arthur

1412 PSOC 6443 AO Chnge Lship Mod & Met(ONLINE) (3)

Glover, Gerald

2403 PSOC 6443 B ~ Change Ldrshp Models & Methods (3) ~ T 1715-2010 Zimmerman, Larry

1853 PSOC 6444 AO lnnvat & Creatvty (ONLINE) (3)

Zimmerman, Larry

2404 PSOC 7100 AO ,;.., Professional Paper I (ONLINE) (3) li,li

Glover, Gerald

2070 PSOC 7200 AO ,;.., Professional Paper II (ONLINE) (3) li,li

Glover, Gerald

Quantitative Methods 1736 QM 6010 A Quantitative Methods (3) R 1715-2010

2376 OM 6010 B Quantitative Methods (3) T 1230-1525

2378 QM 6010 C Quantitative Methods (3) T 1715-2010

1761 OM 6010 D Quantitative Methods (3) w 1715-2010

2379 OM 6010 E Quantitative Methods (3) R 1230-1525

Travel Industry Management 1724 TIM 6310 AS

f) Ozturk, U.

Ozturk, U.

f) Ozturk, U.

f) Ozturk, U.

Ozturk, U.

Issues in Passenger Mgmt (WEB) (3) TR 1050-1215 Patoskie, Joseph

1725 TIM 6410 AS Destination Area Planning(WEB) (3) TR 1230-1355 Patoskie, Joseph

1451 TIM 6635 AW ~ Adv Bus Law: Hotel & Tvl.(WEB) (3) ~ R 1715-201 O Uchida, Rodney

Courses subject to change. Visit HPU's

Web site for the latest information.

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Course Descriptions AL 6000 Intro to the Field Of ESL A course designed for entering MATESL students, acquainting them with theories of current and historical importance in the field and with other fields that have contributed to ESL. It also introduces the research methods, library resources, and bibliographic requirements for the field, including work in basic statistics and practice in using various print and non-print resources. Pre: C or better in AL 2000 or concurrent registration. Graduate standing.

AL 6110 Eng Phonology/Teaching of Pron An advanced course in English phonology for the prospective teacher of spoken English. Topics include the sound system of North American English, the interaction of the sound system with listening, grammar, and orthography, and methods of teaching and improving pronunciation. Pre: C or better in AL 2000 or concurrent registration. Graduate standing.

AL 6120 Eng Syntax and the Teaching of Grammer An advanced, practical course in English syntax for the prospective teacher of English, using the framework of transformational grammer to analyze problems of nonnative speakers in acquiring English syntax. Also included are pedagogical considerations to deal with these difficulties. Pre: C or better in AL 2000 or concurrent registration. Graduate standing.

AL 6710 Teaching Oral/Aural English A seminar designed for pre-service and inservice language teachers, providing them with an understanding of ESUEFL language learning and teaching principles as they apply to speaking and listening skills. Materials selection and adaptation, lesson and unit planning, and demonstration teaching are also components of this course. Emphasis is on methods that foster improved oral fluency, accuracy, listening skills, and vocabulary development. Pre: C or better in AL 2000 or concurrent registration. Graduate standing.

AL 6730 Evaluation in ESL/EFL A course in the principles and practices of evaluation in language learning and teaching. While classroom use of teacher-made tests is emphasized, other topics include program and institutional testing, methods of evaluation without tests, and teacher and program evaluation. Students develop, administer, and evaluate tests. Pre: Graduate standing and C or better in AL 2000.

AL 6960 Teaching English to Children A course exploring the approaches and implementation of activities for teaching English to young learners. Characteristics of children of different ages are discussed along with what they can be expected to do linguistically. Other topics include: classroom management, lesson planning, and multisensory activity development. Pre: C or better in AL 2000 or concurrent registration. Graduate standing.

- AL 6961 Practicum I in TESL A practicum course offering the student opportunities to observe, participate, and assist in ESL classes both on and off campus. Also included is a professional development project. The inidividual student 's background is considered in designing the practicum. Periodic seminars help students explore insights gained while carrying out practicum components. Pre: C or better in AL 2000; taken after the initial semester in the program.

AL 6962 Practicum II in TESL Supervised practice teaching in an ESL program at HPU or, if specific criteria are met, in another Honolulu-area ESL program. The individual student's background is con-

sidered in designing the practicum. The course includes periodic seminars and a final course notebook. Pre: C or better in AL 2000; AL 6961; taken in the latest practicable term of the program.

AL 7099 Capstone Requirement The MATESL student has three choices for a capstone activity: (1) compiling an acceptable portfolio, (2) passing a comprehensive examination, or (3) completing an acceptable in-service project. Pre: Graduate standing and C or better in AL 2000.

COM 6000 Introduction to Com Studies A survey course for the field of communication. This course provides an overview of the historical development of communication theory and practice, develops student skills as a critical listener and writer, and introduces vocabulary for describing and analyzing communication practices. Students also develop a preliminary prospectus for the thesis or professional project. Pre: Graduate standing.

COM 6050 Research Methods and Materials A course that explores various methodologies used in communication research including experimental, qualitative, quantitative, and formative. Various techniques such as interviews, surveys, observation, historical, focus groups, and recall are included. Students also develop skills using various databases and communication research sources. Pre: COM 6000 (May be taken concurrently). Graduate standing.

COM 6200 Organizational Communication An examination of organizational elements that affect communication including formal and informal hierarchies, corporate culture, conflict resolution, leadership style, and technology. It develops in students the ability to manage a diverse workforce, communicate effectively and efficiently in a group or through mass media, and plan strategic communication campaigns. Emphasis is on problem-solving and critical-thinking skills. Pre: COM 6000. Graduate standing.

COM 6300 Corp and Crisis Communication This course will examine corporate communication including formal and informal hierarchies, corporate culture, conflict resolution, leadership style, crisis management, and technology. Emphasis will be on problem-solving and critical-thinking skills. Pre: COM 6000 (May be taken concurrently). Graduate standing.

COM 6310 International Communication This course will examine the elements that affect communication across cultural and national boundaries. It will investigate those effects on conflict development and management, leadership style, and technology. It will develop in students the ability to communicate effectively and efficiently when cross-cultural and world-view boundaries. Pre: COM 6000. Graduate standing.

COM 6400 Writing for the Professional A focus on the theory and practice of individual and collaborative communication in a range of organizational and cultural contexts for global audiences. The course also includes identification, understanding, articulation, and management of communication policies, processes, and practices essential to the achievement of organizational objectives. Pre: COM 6000 (May be taken concurrently). Graduate standing.

COM 6460 Design and Layout Design and production of publications, advertising, and presentation materials using PageMaker software. Course

includes: discussion of design principles; typography; use of color, layout, and pasteup techniques; printing processes, and paper selection; and theory of visual communication. Numerous publications are produced; however, no prior computer experience is required. Pre: COM 6000. Graduate standing.

COM 6650 Com Law and Ethical Theory This course will examine the historical development and practical applications of communication legal and ethical issues, requiring examination of American legal statutes, case law, and media ethics. Focus will be on unique freedoms and responsibilities of the communication industry through lecture, research, and legal and ethical case study. Pre: COM 6000 (May be taken concurrently).

COM 6770 Media Criticism The study of how we analyze and evaluate mediated messages. Students will learn how to properly experience an artifact, put it in its proper context, choose the appropriate model to evaluate and to apply that method to the example, being able to make a conclusion about whether or not the example effectively communicated. Pre: COM 6000. Graduate standing.

COM 6905 Campaign Planning Students create an advertising campaign for an actual product. The course familiarizes students with the strategic planning and analysis of actual advertising campaigns, media selection and scheduling, creative strategy, production, presentation techniques, and publication production. Pre: COM 6000 and COM 6010.

COM 6910 Selected Topics in Com Course title, content, and prerequisites will vary. May be repeated when title and content have changed. Pre: COM 6000.

COM 7050 Graduate Project -Students will apply knowledge and theory to the exploration and resolution of a communication problem faced by a company or organization. The student must create a strategic plan for solving the problem, implement the plan, and evaluate the results. Pre: Completion of COM 6000, COM 6300, COM 6310, COM 6400, PSMA 6005, COM 6050, and PSMA 6440 or COM 6200. Graduate standing and consent by instructor.

COM 7100 Professional Paper I Initial design and development of the major research paper. Pre: Completion of COM 6000, COM 6300, COM 6310, COM 6400, PSMA 6005, or COM 6050, and PSOC 6440 or COM 6200. Graduate standing.

COM 7200 Professional Paper II Final preparation and presentation of the professional paperffhesis. This will include oral presentation and defense of the paper. Pre: COM 7100. Graduate standing and consent of instructor.

COM 7300 Communication Seminar This course is designed to provide the student with the opportunity to bring together all the elements of communication studied in the major portion of the MACommunication. The specific topics will vary from year to year based on staffing, student interest, and significant issues in the field of communication. Pre: Completion of COM 6000, COM 6300, COM 6310, COM 6400, PSMA 6005 or COM 6050, and PSOC 6440 or COM 6200. Graduate standing and consent of instructor.

ECON 6000 Economics for Business Microeconomic and macroeconomic issues relevant to business managers. The course provides the tools necessary for efficient business decision making and for an understanding of the economic environment in which business enterprises must operate. Topics include market structures, pricing strategies, cost analysis, monetary and fiscal policies, and the open economy.

Pre: ECON 2010, ECON 2015, MATH 1123. Graduate standing.

ECON 6400 Intl Trade and Finance An advanced study of selected problems in international trade including: trade theory and policy; current issues in free trade vs. protectionism; trade and economic growth; the international monetary system; multinationals and international capital mobility; issues and prospects. Pre: ECON 6000. Graduate standing.

FIN 6000 Financial Mgmt and Strategy The planning, acquisition, use, and management of the resources needed by a business concern. The course examines asset management, capital structure, portfolio management, and risk analysis. Investment decision theory and practice are studied, and quantitative methods for financial analysis are reviewed. Pre: ACCT 2010, CSCI 3201, FIN 3000, and MATH 1123. Graduate standing.

FIN 6100 International Finance A seminar that includes contemporary issues in international finance. Technical financial issues of importance to international managers operating in the world arena are examined, as well as contemporary source material that focuses on current data. Pre: FIN 6000 and MGMT 6300. Graduate standing.

AN 6300 Investment Analysis An examination of topics such as: capital markets, security analysis, risk strategies, and portfolio selection from the perspective of the professional investment manager, all constituting the decision process in build· ing and managing a portfolio. Methods of security valuation, asset appraisal, and risk analysis are also examined. Pre: ECON 6000, FIN 6000, and QM 6010. Graduate standing.

FIN 6600 Trading Derivatives A course that covers the theory and application of Futures, Swaps, and Options. It analyzes the valuation and risk of derivatives as well as focuses on the practical application of derivatives in debt and portfolio management. Pre: Fl N 3300 or Fl N 6300. Graduate standing.

FIN 661 O Advanced Derivatives A continuation and extension of the study of a basic course in derivatives. The theory and application of Futures, Swaps, and Options are reviewed. It includes advanced methods for the analysis of the valuation and the risk of derivatives as well as focuses on the practical application of derivatives in debt and portfolio management. Pre: FIN 3600 or FIN 6600. Graduate standing.

HIST 6600 Sem: Military Historiography A course that introduces the discipline of military history. It looks at the various methodological approaches that military historians have used to the field of military history. Included are discussions of traditional 'battle studies· as well as the 'new' military history such as viewing military history in the broader context of war and society. Pre: Graduate standing.

HIST 6601 Sem: Theory/Practice Diplomacy A course that links together the historical study of diplomacy in its implementation as national grand strategy. The seminar looks at some of the great diplomatic and military theorists from ancient times through today and then analyzes how their theories were put into strategic practice. Pre: Graduate standing.

HIST 6628 Sem: Warfare in the 20th Cent A course that looks at the role of warfare on land in the course of the past 100 years. Some of the topics covered in the course may include the influence of social and technological change on doctrine, the role of women and minorities in the military, and studies of individual campaigns. Pre: Graduate standing.

HIST 6841 Seminar: American Revolution The American Revolution, encompasses the history of the war for American independence between 1775 and 1783, and examines the conflict from the contextual, strategic, operational, and tactical levels. Inherent in this examination are the dynamics of politics, constitutionalism, international diplomacy, economics, religion, and regionalism that shaped attitudes and allegiances as well as provided the philosophical underpinnings of the revolutionaries. Pre: Graduate standing.

HIST 68611 History of Aviation & Airpower A seminar that examines the history of Airpower and Aviation in an academic setting. This seminar will cover both military and civilian aviation from the Wright brothers to today. The seminar will analyze the benefits, drawbacks, and misconceptions of airpower throughout the historical development of the relatively young technology. Pre: Graduate standing.

HIST 7601 Research/Writing-Mil. Studies A seminar that exposes students to a variety of methodologies and tools for conducting research in the field of military studies. There will also be considerable discussion on the evaluation of primary source materials as well as secondary studies used in the course of research. Pre: Graduate standing.

HIST 7602 Integrative Sem.-Mll. Studies A capstone course in which students prepare a polished research paper on a topic of their own choosing. The paper will integrate the knowledge base with various methodological approaches and tools that the students have developed in the course of their program of studies. Pre: Graduate standing.

IS 5060 Software Engineering Tools A comprehensive introduction to software applications development principles and practices. The course integrates structured analysis with the use of 4GL software for prototyping. The objective is to study the process by which effective software systems are brought into existence. Topics include: structured systems analysis, methods and tools for software development, design heuristics, top-down decomposition, stepwise refinement, prototyping, and testing. The course will also cover examples of available software tools concentrating on MS Access, MS Project, System Architect, SPSS and MS Excel. The course requires extensive hands-on computer work. Pre: CSCI 1011 or consent. Graduate standing.

IS 5070 Intro to Hardware & Data Comm A survey of basic hardware and data communications principles. The course discusses topics in: machine programming sequencing and data structure addressing methods; processor evolution and design; memory structures; peripherals; fundamental communications concepts; and data communication hardware devices. The course objective is to give students an appreciation for the concepts upon which computer information systems architectures are built. Students are expected to invest substantial amounts of time and energy in: reading from the text and other professional sources; completing homework problems in a thorough and professional manner; and demonstrating mastery of course concepts on quiues and exams. Pre: CSCI 1011 or consent. Graduate standing.

IS 6000 Cont Issues in I. S. Profession A course designed for entering IS graduate students. The course: acquaints students with the theories of current and historical importance; introduces or reinforces the tenets of the scientific method; introduces the faculty, previews key concept areas being taught in the program; discusses research designs and methods appropriate to the MSIS program; and introduces stu-

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dents to the hardware, software, and communications skills to be used throughout the program of studies. Pre: Graduate standing.

IS 6020 Mod Methods in Project Mgmt A course that combines the study of traditional project management topics with modern methods of software support. Students study the planning, scheduling, operational management, and evaluation phases of project management. Particular emphasis is placed on detecting and accommodating discrepancies between planned and actual task accomplishment. The course intends that students become proficient in the use of project management software to support PERT, Critical Path Analysis, and Resource Management. Pre: Graduate standing.

IS 6050 Modem Programming Practice An intermediate-level course in modern methods for the development of large-scale software systems. Visual Basic, Java, or other modern applications development languages will illustrate key principles. Students design and implement program solutions to commonly occurring business problems. They also analyze problems and evaluate competing solutions for correctness, efficiency, and effectiveness. Students are expected to invest substantial amounts of time and energy in: reading from the text and other professional sources; completing analysis, design, and coding problems in a thorough and professional manner; and demonstrating mastery of course concepts on quizzes and exams. Pre: IS 5050. Graduate standing.

IS 6065 Enterprise Info Management A classical course in database theory that comprehensively covers alternative methods for design, implementation, and management of database systems. The course especially focuses on the decision-making process with regards to analyzing needs, and capabilities while minimizing potential problems. Students investigate historical and contemporary thinking concerning data, database design, administration of database assets, and management of the database process. Pre: IS 5050 and IS 5060. Graduate standing.

IS 61 OD Corporate Information Systems A required course for many graduate students at Hawai'i Pacific University. Its purpose is twofold: one, to ensure that all graduate students understand the building block concepts associated with modern computer and communications systems; and, two, to sensitize students to the business and management implications of information systems. Using a case-study approach, students investigate the effects of technology-enabling changes on the health and welfare of corporate entities and learn to evaluate the appropriateness of competing IS-based solutions to commonly occurring opportunities in a modern global economy. All students learn to use online research services. Pre: CSCI 3201. Graduate standing.

IS 611 D Comp Sottware Eng A rigorous academic experience that will help students master the fundamentals of modern systems analysis and design. Object-oriented methods and tools are introduced, studied, mastered, and compared to structured methods in systems analysis and design (SSAD) as a means for establishing a sophisticated knowledge base from which to make decisions regarding appropriate software development strategies. Students are expected to have already mastered SSAD methods before enrolling in IS 6110. Pre: IS 6050 and IS 6065. Graduate standing.

IS 6130 Telecommunications A course in the technical and management aspects of modern telecommunications systems. Topics include: communications fundamentals; data and multimedia com-

munications hardware and software; design and management of communications facilities and systems; comparative telecommunications standards and architectures, and migration strategies from existing to new systems. Pre: IS 5070. Graduate standing.

IS 6340 Information Systems Security A comprehensive introduction to information systems security. Topics include: system security analysis; security system design principles; tools to aid in security analysis; modern security practices; and testing. Using a combination of research and hands-on methods, students become familiar with modern encryption methods, security breach detection, and security audits. Pre: IS 6130. Graduate standing.

IS 701 D Technology Strategy A capstone course designed to extend student knowledge regarding the processes of strategy formulation and policy evaluation. Students research and compare strategic initiatives based upon the timely application of information technology. Students also create and evaluate policies and procedures written for enterprise-critical information systems. Pre: IS 6100 and QM 601 O. Graduate standing.

IS 7050 Sottware Engineering Practicum A professionally relevant development experience that helps students master the fundamentals of modern systems design, development, and implementation. Working as members of a project team, students produce a software system that solves a nontrivial problem by adhering to a formal set of development techniques (e.g., structured walkthroughs, code inspections, proofs of correctness). Equally important, students plan, schedule, manage, and evaluate the development process using industry standard project management techniques. Pre: IS 611 O and IS 6020. Graduate standing.

IS 71 OD Professional Paper I Initial design and development of the major research paper. Pre: IS 6000, IS 6100, IS 6110, and IS 6130. Graduate standing.

IS 7150 Graduate Applied Project The Applied Project affords experienced graduate students an opportunity to demonstrate the advanced knowledge and skills associated with an MSIS degree holder. Students will create and submit a detailed proposal for an individual project of professional interest to them (e.g. research paper, systems development project, software simulation, or other experiment). Upon acceptance of the project proposal by the MSIS faculty, students agree to document the implementation details, to defend their findings to fellow students and faculty, and to complete an APA conforming research report in writing by the end of the semester. This is a required capstone course for nonthesis students. Pre: IS 6000, IS 6100, IS 6110, and IS 6130. Graduate standing.

IS 7200 Professional Paper II Completion of the research paper. Pre: IS 7100. Graduate standing.

JADM 3060 Justice Systems An overview of civil and criminal justice systems, processes, and personnel in the U.S. The course features units such as: the steps in a lawsuit; the dual court (federal and state) structure; civil rights issues. Landmark cases are studied. Pre: PSCI 1400 and WRI 1200; or their equivalents; or consent.

JADM 3070 Justice Management The application of management skills to civil and criminal justice systems. Topics include: concepts of justice administration; planning; programming; budgeting; staffing; labor relations; and operations. Contemporary theories of organization behavior and development are utilized. Pre: WRI 1200 and one of the following: PSCI

2000, PSY 1000, or SOC 1000; or their equivalents; or consent.

LAW 6000 Law for Managers A course that reviews the structure of the U.S. legal system, contract, tort, and agency law, areas of law that permeate every aspect of business. Then the focus turns to areas of law closely related to business functional areas. Particular scrutiny is given to laws relating to finance, marketing, and human resources management. Finally, the growing regulation and burden imposed by federal and state statutes and administrative agencies are studied. Pre: Graduate standing.

MGMT 6000 lndvls, Grp Dynamics, & Teams This course examines essential aspects of group dynamics and their impact on how teams function. Situations causing conflict in groups and the hidden dynamics preventing teams from functioning effectively are examined and solutions to overcome these problems are discussed. Pre: MGMT 1000.

MGMT 6100 Research Methods & Writing This course is designed for international students entering graduate studies and meant to enhance their research skills. It stresses reading business journal articles and graduate-level texts, writing casesstudy analysis reports, and producing professional research papers on contemporary business issues. Required of all non-native speakers of English who are candidates for a graduate degree but who have not earned a previous baccalaureate degree from a U.S. college or institution. Pre: Graduate standing.

MGMT 621 O Entrepreneurship A seminar that investigates current innovative entrepreneurial issues. Topics include: knowledge-based innovation; calculated risk taking; management of economic resources; market planning; social areas of responsibility and ethics; legal issues; portfolio management; and the political aspects of entrepreneurship. A venture/business plan is developed during this course. Pre: MGMT 1000. Graduate standing.

MGMT 6300 Intl Business Management The study of the applications of management principles to multinational and international business. The course focuses on problems and issues in: social responsibility and ethics; cultural parameters; the legal environment; management information systems; strategic planning; research and development; international market development; international financial management; and political trends. The course uses the case method of study and evaluates current multinational organizations. Pre: MGMT 1000. Graduate standing.

MGMT 6430 International Negotiations This course will allow students the opportunity to learn fundamental skills of negotiation and mediation which are applicable across countries and cultures. Learning is accomplished through theoretical understanding, regular practice in simulations, and insight from experts in the field. Pre: Graduate standing.

MGMT 6806 Exploring Enterprise II To provide students with the hands-on opportunity to establish and direct studentgenerated free enterprise economic educational programs, with the understanding of and greater appreciation for the free enterprise system. Students will be encouraged to learn, teach, and practice free enterprise through lecture, discussion, and field experience. Pre: Consent of instructor.

MGMT 6997 Directed Readings in Mgmt Directed individualized readings. Pre: Consent.

MGMT 7001 Mgmt/Polic/Strat Formulation A critical review of the process of planning, policy formulation, and strategy evaluation

in complex organizations; strategic factors in long-term survival, growth, and character of business firms; strategy and policy formulation and implementation with particular reference to the interaction of business with its economic, social, political, and technological environment; dimensions of competitive strategy in industry; comprehension of management strategy and policy through simulation and case analysis. Pre: ACCT 6000, ECON 6000, FIN 6000, IS 6100 or MGMT 6101 , LAW 6000, MGMT 6300, MKTG 6000, PSMA 6400 or MGMT 6400, and QM 6010. Graduate standing.

MGMT 7051 Professional Paper II The design and development of a major research paper. The professional paper should be of the highest quality and should reflect the student's best efforts in applying skills and knowledge gained in graduate studies. Students in the on-campus and satellite campus MBA Programs will take MGMT 7051 only. Students in the Weekend MBA Program will take MGMT 7050 and MGMT 7051. Pre: ACCT 6000, ECON 6000, FIN 6000, IS 6100 or MGMT 6101, LAW 6000, MGMT 6300, MKTG 6000, PSMA 6400 or MGMT 6400, and QM 6010. Graduate standing.

MKTG 6000 Mktg Strategy for Managers A marketing systems course using the case-study method, designed to provide a comprehensive orientation to both marketing theory and practice. Various contemporary problems and solutions in marketing are covered from the perspective of the marketing manager. Major units of study include: the marketing mix; the legal environment; pricing strategy; research and analysis; the marketing information system; product/service promotion; distribution channels; consumer behavior; and strategy implementation. Pre: MKTG 3000. Graduate standing.

MKTG 6410 Advertising Management Students are acquainted with the concepts of Advertising Management. The course develops the understanding of various domestic and international management procedures and issues underlying the management of advertising. Topics include the planning and managing, the environmental and legal issues, and the social and economic effects of advertising. Case studies and contemporary examples are used. Pre: MKTG 6000. Graduate standing.

MKTG 6500 Integrated Marteling A strategic approach to incorporation of marketing strategy within the corporate plan, emphasizing the importance of uniform positioning. This course includes the integration of customer and the marketing mix (product, price, promotion, placement) as well as the marketing plan 's integration with other corporate functional areas: research, R and D, production, HRM, and finance. Pre: Graduate standing.

MKTG 6700 Electronic Martetlng This course examines the impact of the Internet of current marketing theory and practice. Of particular internet are the opportunities information technology offers for interacting with customers and business partners. Business models and strategy are discussed from the perspective of both business-to-business and businessto-consumer marketing. To keep abreast of emerging technology, the course has a strong application tone with hand-on Web activities and projects. Pre: MKTG 6000; or consent. Graduate standing.

MKTG 6900 Marteling Sem (Sales Force) A course which examines the management of an outside sales force. Topics include: 1) the field of sales management; 2) planning the sales team's efforts including budgets, quotas, and territories; 3) recruiting and training the sales team including selling skills and knowledge of the sales process; and 4) directing and controlling

the sales team including issues related to motivation. compensation, and evaluation. Pre: MKTG 6000.

NUR 6000 Intro to Adv Practice Roles The definitions of advanced practice nursing (APN) roles in community environments. Theoretical content includes ethics, multicultural population-focused care, community coordination strategies and interdisciplinary collaboration, critical thinking, problem solving, creativity, and leadership. Roles of the nurse as case manager, administrator, educator, researcher, consultant, and practitioner are explored. Communication issues including assertive behavior, conflict resolution, and the dynamics of change are examined. Pre: Graduate standing in nursing.

NUR 6020 Advanced Nursing Research A broad range of quantitative and qualitative methods of inquiry explored as a means to forward nursing research. Pre: Graduate standing in nursing.

NUR 6025 Applied Drug TherapleS/APN Advanced knowledge of pharmacology integrated with the needs of the community served by the practitioner. A case-study method is utilized to support increased knowledge, development, and application. (3 credits) Pre: Graduate standing in nursing.

NUR 6960 AdvThry: Prl Care of Children Disease prevention, health promotion, and illnesses in children and adolescents are comprehensively analyzed for the individual and within the context of their family and community. Pre: NUR 6000, NUR 6005, NUR 6010, NUR 6015, NUR 6020, and NUR 6025. Graduate standing. Corequisite: NUR 6961.

NUR 6961 Practicum I Applied advanced practice nursing knowledge, reasoning, and intervention skills for the prevention of disease, health promotion, and illness appropriate to children, their families, and community are developed within this laboratory and clinical experience. Pre: NUR 6000, NUR 6005, NUR 6010, NUR 6015, NUR 6020, and NUR 6025. Graduate standing. Corequisite: NUR 6960.

PHIL 6600 Sem:Prof Ethics & the MIiitary This course is concerned with the ethics of warfare and professional conduct. Attention will be paid to ethical theory, the tradition of military virtues, and the moral imperatives that distinguish the profession of arms. Topics may include legal and illegal orders, just war, and the treatment of noncombatants. Pre: Graduate standing.

PSCI 6601 Sem: Conflict and Peacemaking An examination of a variety of approaches to preventing and managing international conflict in the post-Cold War world: preventative diplomacy, negotiation, third-party resolution, track-two diplomacy, and collective security arrangements. The course analyzes the institutions, both official and nongovernmental, that engage in peacemaking, and provides case studies of conflict management and dispute resolution. Pre: Graduate Standing.

PSCI 6670 Sem: Democratzatn/Human Rights A course that introduces students to the development of universal human rights norms in the international system. The seminar examines contemporary debates concerning the universal implementation of human rights, efforts to implement these at the national, regional, and international levels, and the links between human rights and democratization. Pre: Graduate Standing.

PSGL 6000 Sustainable Human Systems Students will learn to think systematically through the study of the systemic structure and values that underlying the modern

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worldview. Alternative, emerging world· views focused on sustainable structures will be emphasized. Systems thinking and a systems perspective will be developed through the study of environmental, cultural, and social systems. A critical perspective is emphasized throughout the course. Pre: Graduate standing.

PSGL 6001 Power and Social Systems This course will focus on the relations between stakeholders' interests, conflict, and power in large organizations and other human social systems. Power models and dynamics in the cultures of nations, com· munities, corporations, and small groups will be examined. Creative problem-solving and reconciliation approaches are presented as means tor effective and sustainable social transformation. A written critical analysis of existing power relationships in the social system of the students' choice will be required. Cases, exercises. group discussions are used throughout the course. Pre: Graduate standing.

PSHR 6120 Employment Law A course that focuses on current legislative and administrative requirements imposed on business in the area of employment and labor relations. Emphasis is on areas regulated by the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and the Federal Labor Relations Board. Topics include: Fair Labor Standards Act; employee benefits; tort and contract law issues of particular concern to human resource managers. Pre: PSMA 6400. Graduate standing.

PSHR 6320 HRM: A Global Perspective An examination of the functions, processes, and key issues in contemporary human resource management from the perspective of a continuously internationalizing busi· ness environment. The importance of HAM in multinational organizations, in establish· ing of new markets and branch offices abroad. and in developing countries of the world are all considered. Pre: Graduate standing.

PSHR 6400 Human Resource Management A course that addresses contemporary problems in human resource management using a systems approach that examines the many interdependencies affecting per· sonnel decision making, both from the organization's internal and external environments. Cases and exercises in the following human resources decision areas are included: planning; recruitment, selection, employee development; performance evalu· ation; labor relations: employee relations; and compensation. Emphasis is placed on measuring the effectiveness of human resource management programs and on the development of each student's ability to improve human resource thinking. Pre: Graduate standing. (Course is equivalent to PSMA 6400)

PSHR 6420 Compensation Management A seminar addressing contemporary issues and problems in compensation management. The course surveys concepts and processes tor compensating employees. Topics include: direct and indirect compensation; benefits; governmental regulations; pertinent behavioral science theories; and other external social factors affecting com· pensation. Students investigate the kinds of specific problems, issues, and cases of most concern to compensation managers today. Pre: PSMA 6400. Graduate standing.

PSHR 6450 Safety and Health Management An examination of the principles, problems, and techniques of occupational safety and health management. Course topics include: the relationship of safety and health to the other human resources management tune· lions; developments involving safety and health; legislation designed to cope with many of the problems; and the scope of contemporary occupational safety and

health problems. Pre: PSMA 6400. Graduate standing.

PSMA 6005 Scope and Methods in Research A course designed for entering graduate students. The course: acquaints students with the theories of current and historical importance: introduces or reinforces the tenets of the scientific method; introduces the faculty, and previews key concept areas being taught in the program; discusses research designs and methods appropriate in graduate programs: and introduces students to research materials, knowledge technology, communications skills, and both quantitative and qualitative methods to be used throughout the program of studies. Pre: Graduate standing.

PSOC 601 O Organizational Behavior This course provides HPU graduate slu· dents with a broad overview of the OB field Theoretical and methodological understandings of OB are discussed and ana· lyzed via a combination of practically based cases and research studies. Fundamental aspects of human behavior, such as moti· vation, communication, decision making, problem solving, power, leadership, conflict resolution, and technology transfer are discussed in a globally-appropriate perspec· live. Both non-Western and Western approaches to OB are compared and discussed. Pre: Graduate standing

PSOC 6440 Org Change and Development PSOC 6440 is the foundation for all MA/DC and Professional Certificate in OCD cours· es. Students ti rst learn the basic nalu re of human culture and organizational change. Then the practice of OCD is studied within larger holistic and comparative contexts for global and local change. Discussions and assignments are designed to assist the student in differentiating between change and adaptation. Change and development initia· lives in governments, communities, and corporations are discussed. Pre: Graduate standing.

PSOC 6441 Natl & Community Chg & Dev National-and community-level change and development is being experienced in almost every area of our contemporary world. Resolving ethnic and religious conflicts, developing market economies for global competition, resource acquisition, technolo· gy transfer, education, and creating new approaches to governance are some of the related issues. This course presents a holistic perspective on the issues of change and development at the macro levels of government and community organization. Models for change and development are reviewed as well as their applications in various human and environmental contexts. Specifically, change and development initiatives in economic development, public health improvement projects, stakeholder reconciliation, urban and environmental planning and edu· cational programs are reviewed and ana· lyzed. Pre: Graduate standing.

PSOC 6442 Culture and Human Org PSOC 6442 includes discussions and assignments intended to develop a working understanding of the influence of culture in various human organizations. Culture is presented as the fundamental knowledge we use to create adaptive solutions for human problems. National, corporate, community, and group organizations are fundamental expressions of culturally influ· enced worldviews and values. Frameworks tor observing, analyzing, measuriJlg, and changing culture are presented. Approaches for reconciling conflicts among stakeholders with seemingly different cul· lure values and models for behavior are used in simulations and case discussions. Pre: Graduate standing.

PSOC 6443 Change Ldrshp Models & Methods PSOC 6443 presents a globally relevant perspective tor understanding the dynamics

of change leadership Issues such as power. stakeholders. and conflict are dis· cussed via case studies. Students learn how their own world views, values, and personal behaviors can influence their effectiveness as leaders in different social

. .and organizational contexts. Self-reflection 1s balanced with group and organizational understanding to analyze the appropriate· ness and utility of various models and methods tor leading change. Pre: Graduate standing.

PSOC 6444 Innovations and Creativity Innovation and creativity are critical aspects of organizational change and development in contemporary societies. This course explores the significance of innovation and creativity to the human experience. Relationships among creativity, change, and innovation are discussed within a mul· tidisciplinary perspective. Practical meth· ods for creating innovation in organization and group processes are illustrated via cases and simulations. Pre: Graduate standing.

PSOC 7100 Professional Paper I

Initial design and development of the major research paper for students in the MA/DC program. Pre: PSMA 6005. Graduate standing.

PSOC 7200 Professional Paper II Continuing design and development of the major research paper tor students in the MA/DC program.

QM 6010 Quantitative Methods A review of probability theory and statistics including traditional content from opera· lions research and management science, namely decision analysis, simulation, proJ· eel management, and linear regression. The course includes a focus on field research, library research, and Internet research requiring a major research effort on the part of each student. The student learns to recognize the complications and uncertain· ties that are inevitably part of any decisionmaking or research process. Pre: MATH 1123. Graduate standing.

SA 6511 Study Abroad: Jiinkiiping IBS The graduate spring course of a one-or two-semester program to take courses (in English) in the disciplines of finance, economics, entrepreneurship, marketing, man· agement, information sciences, and other business-related fields at the Jonkoping International Business School, Jtinktiping, Sweden. For graduate students with a declared major. Application deadlines: mid· April for study period abroad from January to June and mid-October for study period abroad from August to January. Pre: Graduate standing.

TIM 6310 Issues in Passenger Mgmt A seminar on comparative transportation modes, networks, and priorities among selected nations of the world. The impact of political factors and economic and social considerations is also addressed. The contribution that each mode of transportation has made toward the development and growth of tourism is discussed. Pre: Graduate standing.

TIM 6410 Destination Area Planning A comprehensive planning approach in evaluating all perspective touristic attributes in a given area. The following are analyzed: the role and interactions of the public and private sectors; transportation modes and accessibility; and image enhancement and advertising as promotional strategies. Pre: Graduate standing.

TIM 6635 Adv Bus Law: Hotel and Travel This course examines the legal environment of the hotel and travel industry. Focal points include: innkeeper law, tort, contract agency law, and federal, state, city, and county regulatory agencies as they relate to the travel industry. Issues relating to travel agencies, restaurants, and airlines are also covered. Pre: Graduate standing.

MBA Enrollment Surges

Many of HPU's MBA classes are offered at its downtown Honolulu campus.

For a second straight year, Hawai'i Pacific University's MBA enrollment shows a significant increase from the previous year. These consecutive increases are astonishing considering a nationwide de~line in MBA applications. According to the Chronicle of Higher Education, more than three-quarters of the two-year, fulltime M.B.A. programs surveyed received fewer applications for the 2003-4 academic year. So far, HPU's MBA enrollment has increased by 7 .6 percent and applications are leading last year by 8.1 percent.

So why has the trend been different for Hawai'i's largest M.B.A. program? Well, locally, students are attracted to quality and flexibility-HPU delivers both. Students outside Hawai'i are also interested in quality, but require innovative formats that enable them to accelerate their program. This, according to Harry Byerly, associate vice president, is why HPU's 12-month MBA and Flex MBA have been so popular. "We are committed to serving Hawai'i's busy professionals and being responsive to student needs, as the nature of conducting business evolves, so too, must business programs adapt," according to Byerly.

Although unique to Hawai'i, HPU is part of a growing number of business schools across the county that realize MBA programs must be flexible and portable to accommodate the fast-paced lives of adult students. HPU's "flex" programs and accelerated tracks are just part of innovative adaptations being made. With several classes offered online and additional online classes being developed, students will soon have more opportunities to start their MBA.

For more infonnation on HPV's MBA program contact the Center for Graduate Studies at 544-0279.

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Course Clubhouse, 404 Kapahulu Ave.: Sat 11/13 & Sun 11/14, 9 a.m.-noon. $9-$12 one day; $15-$20 both days. 941-6453, 239-7078

Keiki 6 'Ohana Children's Kimono-dressing Festival Use your own camera to photograph your little doll in a beautiful Japanese formal kimono. Call for reservations. UH Lab School, Dole St. and University Ave.: Sat 11/13 & 11/20, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Donation welcome. 947-8889 Halahau'oll School's Children's Fair Get in the spirit of the holidays with games, pony rides, a craft fair, entertainment, ice cream and more. Free parking and shuttle from Roosevelt High School. Hanahau'oli School, 1922 Makiki St.: Sat 11/13, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 949-6461 l<ine'ohe Tuit<ey Trot Stunts and skills challenge your mind, body and luck at this 30th annual obstacle course. Kiine'ohe District Park, 45-660 Kea'ahala Rd.: Thu 11/11, 9:30 a.m. registration; 10-11 :30 a.m. race. Free. 233-7330 Kelkl Fun Day and Concert Bring your 'ukulele and join this sing-along every second Sunday of the month. Ward Warehouse Amphitheater, 1050 Ala Moana Blvd.: Sun 11/14, 2 p.m. 596-8885 'i Marine Mammal Evening Hands-on activities and games for the whole family bring our marine mammals to the front and center. Find out what you can do to help protect Hawai'i's ocean life. Hanauma Bay Nature Preserve: Sat 11/13, 6-9 p.m. 397-2651, ext. 252 • Music Together Celebrating her first anniversary of 'Ohana Music Together, Rebecca Andrew offers these free classes for children (with accompanying adult)-limited to 12 kids per class. Through 11/13: each Thu in Mililani (also on 12/2); each Fri in 'Aiea (also on 12/3); each Sat in Kapolei (also on 12/4). Free. 372-8767

'Ghana Day: Stream Explorers Fish along the stream banks, examine your catch and create stream creatures to take home. For ages 3 & up. Waimea Valley Audubon Center. Sat 11/13, 9:30-11:30 a.m. $3-$8. 638-9199 Parent.Child.Play in Clay Work with your child (ages 5 & up) on fun hand-building and glazing projects. Windward Community College. Every Sat for 6-week sessions; next one begins 11/13, 10-11 a.m. $80 plus $20 lab fee payable to instructor at first class. 235-7433 Pots for Tots Kids learn hand-building, wheel throwing and glazing techniques. Windward Community College. Every Sat for 6-week sessions; next one begins 11/13, 9-10 a.m. $70 plus $10 lab fee payable to instructor at first class. 235-7323

Botanical Hawaiian Plant Tour Experience a world of rare and endangered plants cared for in Waimea Valley. Waimea Valley Audubon Center. Every Thu & Sun, 2 p.m. $3-$8. 638-9199 Holiday Crafts Make holiday decorations using dried materials from the garden. Tue 11/16, 11/23 & 11/30, 9:30-11 a.m. (Wahiawa Botanical Garden); Wed 11/10, 11/17 & 11/24, 1-3 p.m. (Ho'omaluhia Botanical Garden). $5 per class. 522-7064 Koko Crater Botanical Garden Guided tours are available for the 200-acre xerophytic garden and hiking trail. Open sunrise to sunset. Kealahou St., near Sandy Beach: Free. 522-7060 Lyon Arboretum Join Sen. Brian Taniguchi, Rep. Kirk Caldwell and Councilwoman Ann Kobayashi at this community meeting to discuss the future of the Arboretum. Old Pavilion Meeting Room, Manoa District Park. Mon 11/15, 6-8:30 p.m. [email protected]

Hikes 6 Excursions Ala Moana Waterfront Walk Facts and trivia make two easy miles pass before you know

it on this beautiful beachfront walk. Starts at the main entrance of Ala Moana Beach Park, makai of Atkinson Dr.: Sat 11/13, 11/20 & 11/27, 9 a.m.-noon. $10; kids free. 948-3299 Lua 'Alaea Hike two miles through flumes and mule's foot ferns to a little waterfall on this intermediate-level hike. 'Iolani Palace Grounds, Corner of King and Richards Streets, meet on mauka side: Sat 11/13, 8 a.m. $2 nonmembers. 623-2427

Food 6 Drink Annual Wine Tasting a Silent Auction Eat, drink and be merry with wines from Fujioka's and selections from Sam ~hoy's famous menu at this fundraiser for Hospice Hawaii. Sam Choy's Breakfast, Lunch & Crab, 580 N. Nimitz Hwy.: Sat 11/13, 1-4 p.m. $50. 924-9255 Around the World In an Evening Enjoy wine tasting, gourmet cuisine by Chef Glenn Chu and prizes at this fundraiser for the Hawaii Foster Parent Association. Indigo Restaurant, 1121 Nu'uanu Ave.: Wed 11/10, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $75. 263-0920 Cooking for the Holidays This series of culinary classes helps prepare you for holiday feasting. This week, Chef Nazarro helps you waste not with "Creative Cooking with Holiday Leftovers." Windward Community College. Tue 11/16, 5-7 p.m. $26. httpd/ocet.wcc.hawaii.edu, 235-7433 Puerto Rican Market Day Enjoy Puerto Rican foods, arts & crafts, jewelry, a white elephant sale and more. UP RAH Social Hall, 1249 N. School St.: Sat 11/13, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 732-1810 Turtle Bay Resort Sam Choy Poke Festival A barbecue reception leads off this festival of concerts and competitions in professional poke categories. A golf tournament winds up the weekend. Turtle Bay Resort, 57-091 Kamehameha Hwy., Kahuku: Fri 11/12 -Sun 11/14 www.turtlebayresort.com, 293-6000 Vintners in Paradise Maunaloa, Loretta Ables-Sayre, the Honolulu Youth Symphony and other top entertainers provide the ambience for a delicious array of food from the

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HHV chefs and the silent auction at this benefit for PBS Hawaii. Coral Ballroom, Hilton Hawaiian Village: Sun 11/14, 5-8 p.m. $100 PBS Hawaii Members; $125 general. 973-1187 Winter Beer Festival Sample winter lagers, pumpkin ales, chocolate bocks and more at this seasonal and Christmas beer fest. Food is included, aspirin is not. The Willows, 901 Hausten St.: Tue 11/16, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $20 advance; $25 door. 952-9200

Whatevahs Annual Pa'lna and Silent Auction Native plants, outdoor gear, art and much more help raise funds for the Sierra Club's O'ahu chapter. Enjoy piipii, beverages and entertainment. YWCA, 1040 Richards St.: Fri 11/12, 5:30 p.m. $25 in advance; $30 at the door. 227-8694 Coin Show Collect coins, stamps, postcards and other goodies. Hawaii Convention Center, 1801 Kalakaua Ave.: Fri 11/12, noon-7 p.m.; Sat 11/13, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. & Suif 11/14, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. www.hawaiicollectibles.org Discover Walpahu Eat and learn more about West O'ahu. Filipino Community Center (Fi/Com), 94-428 Mokuola St., Waipahu: Wed 11/10, 11 ll.m. $25-$35. www.westoahu.org, 441-0604, 842-1600 Election 2004: We The People Have Spo, ken (Now What?) Don't ask us. Honolulu Church of Light, 1539 Kapi'olani Blvd .. Sat 11/13, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $20 includes audio recording of event. 952-0880 Gifts That Give The Junior League of Honolulu presents an extravaganza for shopaholics and the people that shop with them. Ten bucks gets you discounts from various merchants, a bread & beverage treat and complimentary gift-wrapping. Thu 11/11 through Sun 11/14. $10. 946-6466 Inner Fire Singles Retreat Change your life. Connect with other singles (average age 30s to 50s) with activities, a pool, jacuzzi, fun, relaxation and a lot more. Sat 11/13, 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. $100 including meals. www.innerfirehawaii.com, 255-9839

Monarchy Series Celebration Happy birthday King David Kalakaua-celebrate with song and dance (and exhibits on display through Tue). Royal Hawaiian Shopping Center, 2201 Kalakaua Ave.: Tue 11/16, 7-8 p.m. 922-2299 Pre-Dating Speed Dating This one is for 26-to 39-year-olds. Go on a six minute mini date-really, it's all you need. King Kalakaua Plaza. Tue 11/16, 7 p.m. $37. www.pre-dating.com/hawaii, 429-2178 Shlchi Go San Dress up in elegant kimono and zori with the family and pose for a professional photograph at this annual event. Japanese Cultural Center of Hawai'i. Sun 11/14, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. www.jcch.com, 945-7633

Volunteer MIiiennium Peace Garden Plant, mulch, weed, water and bring clothes that don't mind getting dirty. Corner of 18th and Diamond Head Rd .. Sat 11/13, 9 a.m.-noon. Free. [email protected], 780-7326 Pouhala Marsh Clean-Up and Restoration Remove pickleweed. Gloves, water, hat, sunscreen, change of clothes and towel are recommended. Closed footwear and long pants are required. Hawai'i Nature Center. Sat 11/13, 8:30-11 :30 a.m. 955-0100, ext. 18 Service Project Bring a backpack, lunch, water, rain gear, mosquito repellent, gloves and help restore the ancient spring-fed lo'i kalo. Meet at Ulupo Heiau next to Kailua YMCA. Sat 11/13, 8:30 a.m. www.ahahui.net, 595-3922

Sports Friends of Kailua High School FunRun/Walk The proceeds from this 5K event go to the Kailua High School Computer Academy. Kailua High School, 451 Ulumanu Dr.: Sun 11/14, 7 a.m. $10-$19. 266-7900, 524-0330, 262-6228 Tour de Cure Hawali's premier cycling event encourages participation by all cyclists, competitive and recreational, to raise money for

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I don't like slasher movies. You know, the ones where decapitations, stabbings, multiple gunshots and chainsaw massacres happen

every five minutes. But I can appreciate a smart, original movie in any genre. And there have been some cleverly made fright movies lately, and none so clever as the Americanized redo of the Japanese hit, Juon, or in English, The Grudge.

In Japan, director Shimizu Takashi put out three Juon films and they are not so much sequels as variations of the same material and story from slightly different angles.

When Sony Pictures execs decided to produce an English version of Juon, they hired Shimizu to direct. So ·what we have here is not a

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Japanese obake (ghost) story set incongruously in white-bread America, but another variation of the Juon theme, this time with witless Americans in Tokyo as the hapless vie-

The Grudge creates a whole new set of juxtapositions and cross--cultural scary moments

tims. The setting, then, is the same

house of horrors that was in the preceding Juon movies, with the same ghastly vengeful spirits ... only this time lusting after gaijin (foreign) blood. This spin creates a whole

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+ Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (Wed-Tue 12:05, 2:15, 4:30, 7:40, 9:50); Bourne Supremacy (Wed & Thu 11 :30, 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30, Fri-1\Je 11:35, 2:05, 4:30, 7:05, 9:55); Cellular (Wed-Tue 11:50, 1:55, 3:55, 5:55, 8:40); Collateral (Wed & Thu 12:30, 3: 15, 6, 9, Fri-Tue 3, 8); Napoleon Dynamite (Wed-Tue I, 3:30, 5:35, 7:35, 9:35); Raise Your Voice (Wed-Tue 12:45, 3:10, 5:40, 8:05, 10:30); Spider Man 2 (Wed& Thu 12:15, 3, 5:50, 8:35, Fri-Tue 2:45, 8:35); Vanity Fair (Wed & Thu ll:45, 2:45, 5:45, 8:45, Fri-Tue ll:45, 5:30);

• Thu ll/11: Manchurian Candidate (Wed & Thu 11:40, 5:30); Tae Guk Gi (Wed & Thu 2:40, 8:20); e Fri 11/12: Friday Night Lights (Fri-Tue 11:45, 2, 4:15, 7, 9:15); Hero (Fri-Tue 11:30, 12, 1:45, 4, 5:45, 7:15, 9:30; 10:45);

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+ Alfie (Wed-Tue 11:50, 2:20, 4:55, 7:30, 10:05); Birth (Wed-Tue 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:25, 10:05); The Grudge (Wed & Thu 11:30, 12:30, 2, 3, 4:30, 5:30, 7, 8, 9:30, 10:30, Fri-Tue 11:30, 2, 4:30, 7:05, 8:05, 9:30, 10:30); The Incredibles (Wed-Tue 11, 11:40, 12:20, l, 1:40, 2:20, 3, 3:40, 4:20, 5, 5:40, 6:20, 7, 7:40, 8:20, 9, 9:40, 10:20); Ray (Wed & Thu 11:15, 12, 2:30, 3:15, 5:45, 6:30, 8:45, 10, Fri-Tue 12, 3:15, 6:30, 9:55); Saw (Wed-Tue II , 1:10, 3:30, 5:50, 8:10, 10:30); Shall We Dance? (Wed-Tue 11:35, 2:15, 4:45, 7:35, 10:05); Shark Tale (Wed & Thu 12:35, 2:50, 5:10, 7:20, 9:35, Fri-Tue 12:35, 3:05, 5:15);

e Thu 11/11: Friday Night Lights (Wed & Thu 11:45, 2:35, 5:15, 7:50, 10:25); I Heart Huckabees (Wed&Thu Jl:J0,4:15, 10:25); I.adder 49 (Wed & Thu 11:25, 2:15, 4:55, 7:35, 10:20); Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (Wed & 11m 11 :20, 1:50, 4:55, 7:25, JO); Surviving Christmas (Wed & Thu 1:45, 7:15); Taxi (Wed&Thu 12:25, 2:55, 5:25, 7:55, 10:15); • Fri 11/12: After the Sunset (FriTue 12:25, 2:55, 5:20, 7:45, 10:10) ; The Polar Express (Fri-Tue 11:15, 11:45, 12:30, 1, 1:35, 2:05, 2:50, 3:20, 3:55, 4:25, 5:10, 5:40, 6:15, 6:45, 7:30, 8, 8:35, 9:05, 9:50, 10:20); Untold Scandal (Fri-Tue 11:05, I :50, 4:35, 7:20, 10:05);

new set of juxtapositions and crosscultural scary moments. With the subtle and appropriate upgrade in good ol' American computer graphic special effects, the scares are even scarier.

There was also one very smart bit of casting for The Grudge. Sarah Michelle Gellar is the main protagonist, playing an exchange student who does volunteer social work as part of her college courses. She is sent to a strange, creepy house to care for an elderly woman after her Japanese friend disappears when she, too, was sent there. You half expect Gellar to whip out a wooden stake a la Buffy the Vampire Slayer series and kick obake ass when the spirits start to crawl out of the closets and ceiling.

That Gellar's character, although she musters some courage at the end, is as human and as frightened of the

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4:50, 5:30, 6:35, 7, 7:30, 8:30, 9:20, 9:55, 10:40; Fri & Sat 11:30, noon, 12:30, 1, 2:10, 2:45, 3:30, 3:50, 4:50, 5:40, 6:35, 7, 7:30, 8:30, 9:20, 9:55, 10:40; Sun ll:30, noon, 12:30, I, 2:10, 2:45, 3:30, 3:50, 4:50, 5:40, 6:35, 7, 7:30, 8:30, 9:20, 9:55, 10:15; Mon &Tue 12:30, I, 2:10, 2:45, 3:30, 3:50, 4:50, 5:40, 6:35, 7, 7:30, 8:30, 9:20, 9:55, 10:15); The Polar Express (Wed&Thu 11:45, 12:15,

12:45, 1:15, 2:15, 3, 3:30, 3:55, 4:45, 5:30, 6:45, 7:15, 8, 9:15, 9:45, 10:30; Fri-Sun 11:45, 12:15, 12:45, 1:15, 2:15, 3, 3:30, 3:55, 4:45, 5:30, 6:45, 7:15, 7:45, 9:15, 9:45, 10:10; Mon & Tue 12:45, 1:15, 1:45, 2:15, 3:30, 3:55, 4:15, 5:30, 6:45, 7:15, 7:45, 9:15, 9:45, 10:10); Ray (Wed& Thu 12:30, 1:30, 3:45, 5, 7, 8:20, 10:05; Fri-Tue 1:30, 5:10, 8:30); Saw (Wed-Sat 12:40, 3:10, 5:45, 8:15, 10:45; Sun 12: 15, 2:45, 5:30, 8, 10:30; Mon & Tue 12:40, 3:05, 5:30, 8, 10:30); Shall We Dance (Wed-Sun noon, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10; Mon & Tue 1:30, 3:55, 7:30, 10); Shark Tale (Wed-Sun 11:30, 1:45, 4:15, 7:15, 9:30; Mon & Tue 1:15, 3:30, 7:15, 9:30); Team America: World Police (Wed& Thu 7:50, 10:30; Fri & Sat8:15, 10:45; Sun-Tue 7:55, 10:30);

e Wed 11/10: Birth (Wed & Thu 1:30, 3:50, 8, 10:30); Fri 11/12: After the Sunset (Fri & Sat 12:40, 3:10, 5:45, 8:15, 10:45; Sun-Tue 12:40, 3:05, 5:35, 8:05, 10:30); Seed of Chucky (Fri & Sat I, 3:20, 5:40, 8:10, 10:25; Sun 12:50, 3:10, 5:30, 7:55, 10:15; Mon & Tue 1, 3:20, 5:40, 8:10, 10:25);

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obake as we are lends an extra dimension to the frightening surprises.

albeit really psychotic incident, and the roots of the horror dovetails neatly into the reason why the obake are after the Americans in the first place.

Also successful is the logic of the storyline. In one of the Japanese ver -sions, the story meanders and often makes no sense, which may not matter that much to a Japanese audience. But faced with an American audience, the powers that be may have asked Shimizu to base the origins of the horror in some kind of plausible,

The Grudge is the kind of obake movie that doesn't rely on gallons of blood (pints will do nicely), gore and innards splashed all over the place. Instead-thankfully-it's good, old-fashioned uji-creepy suspense and anticipation. •

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Thu 4:15, 7, Fri-Tue 4, 7, Fri-Sun also 9:15, Sat&

Sun also I);• Thu 11/11: Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (Wed & Thu 4,

7:30, 9:45);

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4:45, 6, 7:15, 8:35, 9:45; Mon & Tue 12:55, 2:15,

3:25, 4:45, 6, 7:15, 8:35, 9:45); The Polar Express (Wed-Sun 11:50, 1, 2, 3:10, 4:15, 5:20,

6:25, 7:30, 8:40, 9:40; Mon & Tue 1, 2, 3:10, 4:15,

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Blind ambition BOB GREEN

I t' s a good thing that the showing of Lagos/Koolhaas will be followed by a panel discussion on the applicability of architectural

ambition, such as is allegedly presented in the pretentious documentary. (Panelists will also talk about applying some of the film's Lagos solutions to Honolulu.)

This film, two years in the malcing, is about Pritzker Prize-winning Rem Koolhaas, professor of architecture and urban design at Harvard, and his four-year study of the teeming city of Lagos, Nigeria, and how Koolhaas hoped to "start from scratch" with the city's redesign.

Dutch filmmaker Bregtje van der Haalc followed the architect to and fro, recording his impressions of this incoherent African city disaster, listening in on his interviews with citizenry about Lagos, which is expected to explode in population from 14 million to 24 million by 2020, malcing it the third largest city in the world. However, the film is sketchy

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The ambitious documentary Lagos/Koolhaas needs to go back to the drawing board and elliptical, often trying to malce up with split screens what it lacks within-in this case, more is less.

Framing the film are excerpts from a Nigerian TV show in which Koolhaas is interviewed-and then, somewhat mysteriously, we follow the interviewer on her rounds.

The most striking, if largely undeveloped, aspect of this documentary is that it presents Koolhaas's view

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that academia is too "traditional" to come up with solutions for the design problems of rapidly growing, jerry-designed cities (like Lagos and Honolulu). For this Dutch architect, signs of Lagos' growth, giving what be calls "a sense of hope" to the city are the recently evolved boutiqueshops and stylish stores, with more and more goods being imported from more sophisticated ports. Another positive sign, be says, is that the city is considered safer than just a few years ago, when it was dubbed the "most dangerous" city in Africa.

But these wisps of ideas do not a great doc make; and what could have been a vibrant presentation of fleshed out ideas is instead a heroworshipping mediocrity, which tries to pass off the trivial for the important. There are many good films about architects and architecture, but Lagos/Koolhaas is not among them.

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Opening After the Slnlet Pierce Brosnan, Selma Hayek and Don Cheadle do a caper film directed by Brett Ratner. "Registered" nurses in attendance. Pols Express Robert l.emeckis employs a new CGJ/Rotoscope technique to this popular Christmas book expanded from 29 pages to full-length feature. Tom Hanks plays four roles-and, Hanks says, maybe five. Seed of Chucky Jennifer Tilly returns in the newest Chucky horror movie. In this one, the wobJen doll has issue(s).

Continuing Alfie Remake-0f the 1966 Michael Caine hit, this time around starring Jude Law. So what's it all about, Alfie? Birth Nicole Kidman stars in a wonderfullydone film about reincarnation. Its mixed reviews testify to its integrity. Chance 'um. 'i The Bourne Supremacy Terrific action movie. Best of the summer with Matt Damon as the misunderstood hit man. Much better than its predecessor. -Bob Green Cellular A man must remain on the phone over a life and death matter. Only hitch is he also needs to keep 'moving to avert catastrophe. (Reviewed 9/15)-Robb Bonnell Collateral Jamie Foxx shines and Tom Cruise does his thing in this visually pretty Michael Mann drama about a hit-man and a good-guy cabbie. (Reviewed 8/11)-B.G. F'irsf Daughter Michael Keaton plays the prez. Or does he? 'i The Forgotten The great Joe Ruben directs Julianne Moore, Domini<. West (The Wire), and Anthony Edwards (ER) in a sci-fier said to be of superior breed. (Reviewed 10/6)-B.G. 'i Friday Night Lights About a small-town obsession; could be about Anyplace, Southwest-

em U.S.A. Billy Bob Thornton gives perhaps the best performance of his career. (Reviewed 10/13)-B.G. The Grudge See review on page 20. Hero Jet Li stars in this visually stunning film also featuring Maggie Cheung and Zhang Ziyi. I Heart Huckabees See it before it's gone. 'i The lncreclbles Pixar's last animationer for Disney, said to be their best. A family of superheroes faces ordinary problems. Napoleon Dynamite Napoleon Dynamite is a gangly, buck-toothed youth with bad clothes and a chip on his shoulder. He is awkward and thus rejected by his high school classmates in little Preston, Idaho. Not much plot, mostly short episodes of angst. (Reviewed 7/28) -R.B. Raise Your Voice Hilary Duff reaches her apogee-or her apologia. 'e Ray Great performances all around, with Jamie Foxx as good as they say he is. It took Taylor Hackford 17 years to get this movie okayed by Hollywood. Saw Splatterfest indie with fading Hollywood types in the cast. Blood-spattered nurses in attendance. Shall We Dance Remake of the Japanese hit with Richard Gere, J-Lo and Bobby Cana vale (Secret Agent). Slak Tale New animation inspired by Finding Nemo. Maybe it's just robbery. Sky captain and the World of Tomonow An homage to movies of the past and the harbinger of the future. The brainchild of writer-director Kerry Conran, Sky Captain is a '30s-style adventure piece in which all the images, save for the actors and the props they touch, are computergenerated. Starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law and Angelina Jolie. (Reviewed 9/28) -B.G. Su~ Christmas Possibly one of the worst Christmas movies of all time, the plot revolves around Bomb Affleck's insipid idea to rent a family for the holidays. (Reviewed 10/27) -Becky Maltby Taxi The worst comedy of the season, and that's

Mr. and Mrs. Iyer Dir: Apana Sen, India, 2002, 120m In Tamil, Bengali, Hindi, Punjab and Urdu with &glish subtitles I This film is not rated A gorgeous award-winning film! While traveling through the Himalayas, a Hindu woman pretends to be married to a Muslim man to protect him from religious violence. November 10 at 1:00 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.

I'll Sleep When I'm Dead Dir: Mike Hodges, UK 2003, 103m [his film is rated R www.paramountclassics.com/illsleep "An ominously methodological new thriller" NY Times. A former gang boss is drawn back into the world of crime to investigate his brother's suicide. Star Clive Owen (Gosford Park, King Arthur) brings dangerous intensity and vulnerability to his character. An absorbingly atmospheric film - not for the squeamish. November 12 and 13 at 7:30 p.m. November 14 at 4:00 p.m. ·

Since Otar Left Dir: Julie Bertuccelli, France, 2003, 120m In French, Russian and Georf!i1111 with English s1zbtitles I Tfiis film is not ralPd www.zeitgeistfilms.com/since•Harieft Winner at the Cannes Film Fe · ' and the French "Oscars"! Three Georgian women 'llatriarch Eka, her daughter, Marina, and gra1,J u ,hter, Ada, live together in the former Sovie· Eka 's oasis is letters from her beloved sot . ho lives in Paris. When Ada and Marina find out ... 1at Otar has died, they try to conceal the truth from Eka. November 16 and 17 at 7:30 p.m.

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saying something. It makes Dodgeba/1 look like Proust. Team America: World Police South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone play with puppets. The result? A so-so film with some really gross moments-something you might have really loved when you were 12. (Reviewed 11/3) -Genevieve A. Suzuki

Art House & Short Runs 'e "2" (2004) Robert Pennybacker's experimental drama re-plays Saturday, Nov. 13 at 7PM. Admission free. UH-Miinoa Art Audito-

1 • r,um Before Sunset (2004) Lovely love-film, a sequel, directed by Richard Linklater, restarring Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy. Movie Museum 'e The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) William Wyler's Oscar winner about World War Il vets returning home with unprecedented readjustments to be made. Cinematography by Gregg Toland (Citizen Kane). Movie Museum

'i The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi A blind man is a gambler and masseur for a living but, luckily for the remote village he saves from thugs, also an expert swordsman with breathtaking precision. The film stars Japanese cult fave Beat Takeshi. Aikahi (Reviewed 10/6) -G.S. Head in the Clouds Charlize Theron and her real-life squeeze Stuart Townsend star in this film about a self-possessed actress and her state of affairs. Also featuring Penelope Cruz as the third in a bizarre love triangle. Varsity 'i I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (UK, 2003) Director Mike Hodges and star Clive Owen ( Croupier) team up for another ingenious crime saga. Doris Duke Theatre The Inner Tour (Israel, 2002) A controversial doc about a group of West Bank Palestinians on · a three-day bus tour to Israel. (The trip itself occurred in 2000, just before the second Intifada.) Movie Museum James' Journey to Jerusalem (Israel, 2003) Wmner of two Israeli academy awards, this fable

turns the notion of religious pilgrimage on its ear. Call it a study of greed vs. a study of faith, consumerism vs. spirituality. A would-be Zulu pastor is sent to Jerusalem, but .... Movie Museum LagosjKoolhaas See review on page 21. UHMiinoa Architecture Auditorium The Motorcycle Diaries (2004) A film based on a 23-year-old med student from Argentina, Che Guevara, who treks across South America with his buddy, Alberto Granado, in 1951. Varsity Mr. and Mrs. Iyer (India, 2002) A Hindu woman pretends to be married to a Muslim. Doris Duke Theatre Since otal.eft (France, 2003) Two friends try

to conceal the death of a third friend's son living in Paris. Winner of three French academy awards. Doris Duke Theatre Tae Guk Gi: The Brotherhood of War South Korean wartime epic about two brothers forced to join a war they didn't believe in. Restaurant Row Untold Scandal They call it the Korean version of Dangerous Liasons. Dole Cannery Whale Rider (New Zealand, 2003) Novelist Witi Tame Ihimaera speaks before this 6PM presentation of the film version of his novel. The film, which enjoyed a phenomenally long run in Hawai'i, is, above all, a female-empowerment myth with Pacific mentation. UH-Miinoa Architecture Auditorium What the Bleep Do We Know!? It's about quantum physics and how it relates to our everyday lives. Use the power of your mind to conquer your cells. Varsity (Reviewed 11/3) -KawehiHaug

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TheABCsof AOC TAYLOR EASON

I n a perfect world, wines would be labeled "Good, Cheap Red Wine" and "Great, Expensive White Wine." But we live in a

capitalist world, where marketing lures people to the dark side with pretty pictures. Experienced drinkers already know the Byzantine insider lingo-from DRC (Domaine Romanee Conti from Burgundy) to groovy (Austria's Gruner Veltliner)-and can recognize the good deals, but the rest of us stand clueless in the wine aisle at the local supermarket.

It doesn't have to be that way. A label primer:

France My rule of thumb when buying French wines is insultingly easy: the more writing on the label, the better (albeit more expensive) the wine. Four classifications tell you the level of government-deemed quality (from highest to lowest): AOC (Appellation d'Origine Controlee), Vins Delirnites de Qualite Superieure (VDQS), Vins de Pays and Vins de

· Table. In an effort to maintain consistency, within each growing region laws delineate grape varieties, watering restrictions and growing techniques, as well as labeling. But recently, after wineries whined that these restrictions strangled their in-

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ternational competitiveness, the French government decided the Vin de Pays level could now show the grape name, instead of just the region. Finally, we'll be able to pronounce something.

Italy Italy's wine laws correspond eerily to those of France. But with the exception of Chianti, the country's regions as well as its grapes are less familiar. Four levels of quality shed light on what you should buy (from highest to lowest): DOCG (Denominazione di Origine Controllata Garantia); DOC; IGT (lndicazione di Geografica Tipica); and Vino da Tavola. Within DOCG, nine "zones" are delineated. The five best known are Barbaresco, Barolo,

Recommendations from local wine shops

The Wine Stop 1809 S King Street (946-3707) AOC: Pluigny-Montrachet, Bouchard Pere & Fils, 2002 Burgundy, $30 "Great vintage year for white Burgundy," says co-owner Kim Karalovich. DOCG: DaVinci Chianti, 2003, $10.99. "A Jot of fruit, not overly dry, good alone or with food," says Karalovich.

R. Field 1460 S Beretania Street (596-9463) AOC: Sauvignon Blanc, 2003, Sancerre Loire, $18 'The flavor is ripe, crisp

• and rounded-it's a food friendly wine," says Kevin Toyama Rioja: Sierra Cantabria, 2002 vintage, $8.79 "Supple flavors, dried fruit, herbs-a lot of flavor for under $10."

The Liquor Collection Ward Center (524-8808) AOC: Domaine du Grapillon d'Or, Bernard Chauvet, 2000, Rhone/Gigondas, $36.95 (on sale for $22.88) "Full bodied and all around a good wine," says John LaRue. QBA: Scharzhofberger, 1999, Kabinette, Egen Miiller, $40.50 (sale: $22.88). "Fresh fruit, nice, complex," says LaRue.

Vintage Wine Cellar Makild Shopping Village, 1249 Wilder 14.ve (523-9463) QBA: Doctor Weins-prum, 2003, Riesling, Kabinette, $16.99 ($14.99 with Connoisseur card). "German wines go really well with Thai, Vietnamese, and other cuisines that we consider lbcal. It is not a heavy wine and comes in three levels of sweetness," says Brian Bagano. Rioja: Valsacro Di Oro, 2001, $59.99. "It's a killer Rioja. It drinks beautifully and ages beautifully," says Brian Bagano.

Brunello di Montalcino, Chianti . (with seven subdistricts) and Vino Nobile di Montepulciano, where your best deals will be had. Chianti, made from the fruity, red Sangiovese grape, has three levels of quality specifically for that brand: Chianti Classico Riserva, Chianti Classico and Chianti. Knowing producers is not as important as remembering that well-priced Chianti Classico is a reliable choice.

Gennany With all the gothic script on German labels, it's a wonder we can read them at all, but at least they're easier to decipher. German labels reflect quality grading and normally list the name of the grape, but Riesling is · often implied and omitted. Quality gradings are (from highest to lowest): Qualitat rnit Pradikat , QbA (Qualitatswein bestirtlmter Anbaugebiete ), Landwein and Tafelwein. Really the only German wine you want to bother with is Qualitat mit Pradikat. Because Riesling can be dry or sweet, there is a six-level Pradikat labeling system, signifying ttie ripeness--or sweetness--of the fruit at harvest: Kabinett, the least mature, Spatlese, Auslese, Beemeauslese, Eiswein and Trockenbeerenauslese. The best regions are Mosel-Saar-Ruwer and Rheingau, so look for those, choose your sweetne·ss and experiment

~in The Spanish, as with everything else they do, make wine buying easy. Their labels simply reflect the name of the maker or shipper, and the re- . gion. As in the United States, there are no quality classifications and few government rules. Three regions produce the majority of exported Spanish wines: Rioja, Ribera del Duero and Penedes. Hearty Garnacha and Tempranillo grapes provide the foundations. Als9 look for the word ''Reserva," which indicates higher quality. •

Taylor Eason is.the wine columnist at Creative Loafing in Atlanta .

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lmanas 2626 S King St, Diamond Head of University Ave (941-2626). Mon-Sat 5-ll:30PM. A la carte: $2.50-$12.50. Beef shabushabu: $18.50. AmEx, MC, V. Nihon-jin flock to this 7-year-old warmly minimalist room. Exemplary classic Tokyo-style sushi is as close as you'll come to Sushi Sasabune in this price range. Order a parade of beautifully composed plates-grilled butterfish, chilled kabocha pumpkin, shabushabu salad-to go with sips of sake and shochu. The sake list is short but sweet;

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Lox of Bagels 111 Sand Island Access Rd (845-2855). Mon-Fri 5AM-4PM, Sat 7AM-3PM. Plain bagel: 85 cents. Sandwiches: $5.75--$7.75. MC, V. Lester Y onarnine takes a lot of liberties with the basic bagel recipe-at little Lox of Bagels you can get a bagel danish, bagel chips and the trademark bagel Puffs-manapua-size bagel dough filled with cream cheese and either peanut butter, chocolate and cinnamon raisin. Oh, and they come with azuki beans, too. You can also get the traditional flavors--popPY seed, sesame-and sandwiches and salads round out the menu.

Momomo 3008 Wai'alae Ave at St LIJuis Dr (737-6666). Wed-Mon 5PM-midnight. Appetizers: $2.50-$8.75. Entrees: $5.50-$11. Amex, Disc, MC, V. Black-box building, black-clad servers, black interior-Momomo is Tokyo hip but Honolulu laid back. Opened in June, Nihon-jin wait in line for the izakaya dishes. For something different, try the Nagoya specialties or the spicy Taiwanstyle ramen. The good sake selection makes it a place to sip and sample.

Okon9mi Cuisine Kai 1427 Makaloa St, ewa: of Ke 'eaumoku St (944-1555). Tue-Sat 5-llPM; Sun noon-lOPM. Small plates: $3.50-$10.50. AmEx,MC, V. Ultrastylish Kai, in the shadow of the

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Paradise Found Cafe 66-443 Kamehameha Hwy, inside Celestial Foods, Hale'iwa (6374540). Mon-Sat 9AM-5PM, Sun 9AM-4PM. Entrees: $3.95-$8.95. Cash, local check, bartering. This 5-year-old nook at the rear of a gritty healthfood store looks like a 1970 hippie throwback, but the fresh casual food goes beyond tasteless tofu. At Paradise Found you'll find monstrous sandwiches

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Taishoken 903 Ke'eaumokuSt(955-8860). Mon-Sat llAM-llPM. Average bowl oframen: $7. Cash only. The Honolulu branch of one of Tokyo's most famous ramen shops, this is a must-stop for noodle aficionados. Taishoken is famous for a dish it invented: Tsukemen. You dip firm, eggy room-temperature noodles into a bowl of soup, almost like soba. You can choose between shoyu_Qr miso broths. Dishes such as curry ancl chicken-katsu round out the brief menu.

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OK, the guy can be a little dramatic. You still have to admire his tenacity. I do my bit to eradicate ig-

norance too, but journalism being the flighty business it is, I take my best shot and move on. Barry, in contrast, hammers away till the bastards cave, no matter how long it takes. Since he's got the Wmdy City thing covered, I figure the least I can do is open a se_cond front.

Which brings us to cholera. In between helpings of the Dana fable, Chicagoans have repeatedly been told that 90,000 (or some other large number) of their predecessors perished from cholera, typhoid, and other waterborne diseases in 1885 when sewage discharged into Lake Michigan fouled the city's water supply. The most recent recounting of this tale ( or anyway the most recent I've seen) appeared in the Chicago Tribune Magazine on March 21 , 2004. Five minutes ofresearch will suffice to demonstrate that the story is absurd. Chicago's population in 1885 was roughly

700,000. The loss of 90,000 to cholera would have meant a mortality rate of over 12 percent, or about one person in eight, an epidemiological catastrophe with few parallels in modern times. (For comparison, during the global influenza pandemic of 1918-' 19, which some consider the most devastating disease outbreak in history, Philadelphia, the hardest-hit U.S. city, lost nearly 13,000 people, or less than 1 percent of its population.)

For the facts we tum to The Chicago River: A Natural and Unnatural History by Libby Hill (2000). Hill informs us that sanitary facilities in Chicago were wholly inadequate in 1885: sewers emptied into the Chicago River; after heavy rains, runoff caused sewage to flow far out into the lake, the city's source of fresh water. A torrential storm on Aug. 2 of that year dropped five and a half inches of rain on the city in 19

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hours, which under other circumstances might have meant disaster. To the relief of all, however, nothing happened, possibly because winds were out of the northeast, . which may have kept effluent from reaching the water intake two miles offshore. No cholera deaths were reported (the disease was unknown in Chicago after the 1860s ), and the typhoid rate for the year was only slightly above average. Typhoid deaths during the 1880s never exceeded 1,000, peaking in 1891 at 1,700. (Alarmed by the 1885 close call, the city undertook the massi~e canal project that permanently reversed the flow of the river and ended the typhoid threat.)

You can't blame the Tribune for repeating a local legend-Hill tells me she's still trying to figure out where the story originated. What's surprising is that even though her impressively researched book was cited in the letter to the editor you saw and is available from the public library, the Trib refused to face the facts. You see why Barry Popik \ makes all those funny noises and spits. Patience, muchacho. The truth will triumph yet.

-Cecil Adams

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by Rob Brezsny •••••••• (March 21-April 19) In 200 I, a man was out walking his dog alongside the River Ivel in England when he stumbled upon an unexpected treasure: a 1,200-year-old gold coin bearing the image of King Coenwulf, who ruled the long-defunct kingdom of Mercia from 796-821. The coin was auctioned off three years later, earning its finder more than $200,000. I nominate this vi-gnette as your Official Metaphor of the coming weeks, Aries. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you too ,viii soon discover an old valuable that will ultimately bring you good fortune.

(April 20-May 20) My Taurus friend Allie just put a new bumper sticker on her car: "I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one." It's almost as if she intuitively guessed one of the key themes you Bulls will soon be wrestling with: how to tell the difference between your strong, beautiful, inspiring qualities and your unripe, unlovely, and debilitating ones. It won't be as easy as you might imagine. There are sides of your personality that are a blend of both the good and the bad, for one thing. It's also true that your virtues sometimes mutate into vices, and vice versa. Proceed on this exploratory mission with a tough but open mind.

GtffilNI (May 21-June 20) "Anybody can become angry-that is easy," said Aristotle. "But to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way-that is not within everybody's power and is not easy:" I agree with Aristotle. Those who are able to express anger with maximum integrity are as brilliant as any Nobel Prize winner and as saintly as Gandhi and Mother Teresa combined. Can you imagine yourself rising to that challenge, Gemini? Your assignment in the coming week is to try to master the art of constructive wrath.

Oune 21-July 22J In his new book, The Naked Woman (available thus far only in the U.K.), biologist Desmond Morris says that women have four G-spots. He calls the other three the A-Spot, CSpot, and U-Spot. I thought you Cancerians should know about this fantastic news. You're in the thick of the Season of Bliss, when you should be expanding your capacity to give and experience all sorts of pleasure. I suggest that you do lots of hands-on research to expand your erotic possibilities. Don'! stop there, though; explore the frontiers of feeling good in every way you can imagine.

uo Ouly 23-Aug. 22) ''The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself," wrote motivational author Orison Swett Marden. "It is not in your environment; it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others; it is in yourself alone." Personally, I think that's a bit overstated. In my experience, divine grace in the fonn of unexpected assistance is usually involved when a golden opportunity shows up. On the other hand, most of us do underestimate how much power we have to make good things happen. This is the time and this is the place, Leo, to stop underestimating. Your will is stronger than you realize.

Vl~GO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) lime for a poetry break, Virgo. You've gotten way too serious and literal. Read the following advice with the right side of your brain, please. Imagine you have a guardian angel who resembles the celebrity you love most. Sing your favorite commercial jingle with reverence. Recall and relim the last day of)'our childhood Drink the tears of sr1meone you love. If you come upon a lamp with a genie in it, don't wish .1•011 had a magic wand Speak aloud what the poetjolm Keats wrote: "I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the Heart's affections and the tnith of Imagination. "Refer to you rselj as the "Earth-

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(Sept. 23-0ct. 22) In 2002, physicists at Middle Tennessee State University were able to transmit electric signals through coaxial cable at four times the speed of light, even though the equipment they used was cheap stuff from Radio Shack According to my reading of the astrological omens, you now have the potential to pull off an almost equally amazing feat at a very low cost. So don't assume you need complicated, sophisticated resources this week, Libra. It'll be fine to rely on your personal equivalent of what the Tennessee scientists called "basement science."

iCO~PIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) According to philosopher George Santayana, "A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim." Let's make sure that doesn't become an apt description of you in the coming weeks, Scorpio. I have no problem with you redoubling your already-intensive efforts. In fact, I encourage you to take your dogged, concentrated approach to new levels that are unprecedented even for you. Just make sure that you never get sidetracked by fantasies of revenge or other irrelevant diversions. Stay hyper-focused on your worthy, noble goals. Show all of us the meaning of enlightened obsession.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Let's say, hypothetically speaking, that a crocodile had you trapped in its clenched jaws. The situation would be hopeless, right? No, not at all. If you had the presence of mind to jam your fingers into the beast's eyeballs, it would release you immediately. Similarly, Sagittarius, the predicament in which you actually find yourself these days is not as dire as you might imagine. E.scape will be surprisingly easy if you simplify your perspective and let your instinct for slllVival guide you.

UIP.Al(O~N (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Why do human beings have no more genes than wonns? Why do black sheep have a better sense of smell than white sheep? Why do more than four million Americans believe they've been kidnapped by extraterrestrials? Why do men have nipples? Why do Capricol1ll ask fewer questions than any other sign of the zodiac? I don't know the answer to any of those queries, but I do know that it's time for you to challenge the premise of that last one. Even if there's a grain of truth in the theory that you're not a gung-ho practitioner of the spirit of inquiry, that's got to change. For the next six weeks, you should be the most persistent and imaginative question-asker in all of creation.

Oan. 20-Feb. 18) Shamans and mystics down through the ages have insisted that the invisible universe is more vasnnrd telll lhan the visible one. In recent years, modern astronomers have adopted a similar perspective. According to the prestigious science journal Nature, the new consensus is that the cosmos is composed of 23 percent dark matter and 73 percent dark energy, which are utterly concealed from our five senses and undetectable by any known instruments. The stuff we can actually perceive-stars, planets, trees, clouds, buildings, chocolate candy, other people-is a mere four percent of everything there is. I bring this up, Aquarius, because it's an excellent time to cultivate your relationship with all that is unseen. Using your sixth sense, see if you can tune in to and fall more deeply in love with the Gre:i~ Mystery.

Pli(U (Feb. 19-March 20) I've assembled three experts to provide you with astrologically apt counsel for the coming week FlfSt, here's writer Christopher Morley: "Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity." Here's your second advisor, Gennan writer and scientist Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: "A person should hear music, read poetry, and see a fine picture every day of his life, in order that worldly cares may not obliterate the sense of the beautiful which God has implanted in the human soul." Finally, Pisces, here's a crucial tip from Oscar-winning actress, Katherine Hepburn: "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."

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