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Letters Do the right thing The public is asked to not be de­ceived into doing the wrong thing by the public relations campaign about Waimea Valley.

For the first time the public has the chance to support actual native Hawaiians directly instead of being gamed by those who exploit them by pretending to represent native in­terests.

This is no different than dozens of similar schemes to use tax dollars by flavoring projects with the appear­ance of indigenous concern. Those pushing government purchase in­tend to get federal grants using brownie points earned by going along with state government and by following the examples of Bishop Trust and the state's Office of Hawaiian Affairs and Department of Hawaiian Homelands.

Getting federal assistance with which to appear to take care of what they are now calling the "host cul­ture" has become a multi-million dollar business for Hawai 'i's legions

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Vol.15, No. 49 Dec. 7-13, 2005

Publ..._ Laurie V. Carlson Editor Chris Haire Senior Editor Kawehi Haug News Editor Ragnar Carlson calendar Editor Becky Maltby Contltbutlnc Editor Catharine Lo Junior Editor Michelle Takiguchi_ Rim Critic Bob Green Book Editor Joel Harold ~Writers Cecil Adams, Andrea Baer, Rob Brezsny, Marie Carvalho, Joan Conrow, Timothy Dyke, Stephen Fox, Wmg Ho, Clinton Kaneoka, Sue Kiyabu, Marcia Morse, Ryan Senaga, Shayne Stambler, John Wy!be White, Jamie Wmpenny Production .. DNlgn ......... Ilsa Enomoto Production Aallstant Ari1cka Johnson, Sharon Obeso Contltllutllu( PhotutOapl- . Wtlliam Branfond, Mafia Leinau, Chris McDonough, Shayne Stambler Cover DNlgn Bud Spindt c.toonlata a. llluslnltora Max Cannon, Lloyd Dangle, John Pritchett, Slug Signorino, Tom Tomorrow

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of non-profits, while actual native Hawaiians are still living in tents alongside the road trying to figure out where their next dollar is com­ing from.

It's a no-brainer that there aren't any laws to stop actual native Hawaiian true bloods reconnecting with W aimea Valley by owning it.

Let's show aloha directly for those who originated aloha instead of for those phonies who only ex­ploit it.

F.N. Trenchard Hale'iwa

Know your rights Do you know these people? Ann Stevens? Les Among? Bob Finn­ley? Kristy Sue-Ako?

They are the four candidates be­ing put up by the Hawaii GOP to re­place Galen Fox, who resigned only after the public found out about his conviction.

I think it is time for us all to work together to collect as much informa­tion as we can about any and all of these candidates for the next repre­sentative for Waikild/Kaka'ako Dis­trict.

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William E. Woods Honolulu

I would like to comment on the "Tray Chic'' article (Food, 11/16).

We were told at Honolulu Inter­national Airport that for our flight back to the Mainland we could not take anything fresh out of any of the restaurants at the airport onto the plane to eat-no lettuce or tomatoes on the sandwich, no carrot sticks or celery, no apples, bananas, etc.­you get the picture.

It is kind of hard to pack any healthy food to take on the plane that does not include some kind of fresh fruit or vegetable. This hap­pened to us when Delta had a prob­lem with their catering contact and Delta announced that they would be serving no food on our flight back to Atlanta! This announcement was re­peated to us many times at the gate and at the various airport restaurants in the area of the gate.

Is this no longer the case or are you just counting on lax or no en­forcement?

Christine Marks Illinois

Editor's Note: Oops. Ms. Marks is correct, of course. Travelers should not attempt to take fresh fruits or vegetables on Mainland-bound flights. We stand by the bento box part, however.

Gone fishin' I want to thank you for your editori­al on the Honolulu Advertiser's bizarre anti-democratic editorial in which you expose the Advertiser's military connections.

I can confirm from personal expe­rience and after email communica­tions with that paper's editor that when an opinion conflicts with the Advertiser's financial priorities, the Advertiser does not adhere to jour­nalism's prime directive: Don't lie, ferchrissakes !

The week preceding the appear­ance of the editorial (Editorial, 11/30) in which you take them to task, the Advertiser published a full­page editorial endorsing the UARC. That editorial was so full of lies and distortions that I wrote a rebuttal to try to clarify"shinelJc°ts'. in tbe worst

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tradition of journalism, the Advertis­er refused to publish my response, and perhaps the responses of other people.

Refusal to publish opinions that contradict their own, even when they have the facts all wrong, shows that the Advertiser is not deserving of community support and any priv­ileges assigned to a real newspaper.

Dr. Joel Fischer, ACSW Professor

University of Hawai'i School of Social Work

In re: UARC setback That's a shame. It's a chance for "high-tech" at the University of Hawai 'i to mean something other than basketweaving.

Mike Hu Honolulu

Department of Com!dions • The current price of a standard

adult membership at the Nu'uanu YMCA is $40, not $48 as we report­ed ("Spa la la la la,"11/30).

• Honolulu Weekly production manager Ilsa Enomoto designed the cover and cover story of the 11/30 issue ("Waimea Indivisible")

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awaited-an intimate concert by Jack Johnson, who was joined by friends John Cruz and Kawika Kahiapo. Johnson's role was hon­orary co-chair, a spotlight he shared with surfing luminaries Rochelle Ballard, Pancho Sullivan, Mark Cunningham and seven-time world champion Kelly Slater, all of whom vocally encouraged the attendees to dig deep into their pockets to help preserve the scenic swath of open space.

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T he outdated perception of surfer-as-penniless-bum was summarily dismissed at a benefit Iii 'au on Dec. 3, that raised nearly

$225,000 for the conservation pur­chase of the verdant, 1, 129-acre, mile-high bluff overlooking Sunset Beach and Pipeline known as Piipiikea-Paumalii. The auspicious event took place at the Waimea Bay Audubon Center's pikake Pavilion, the rustic, open-air venue where the beautiful people go to give awards or raise money. (In the past few weeks, it has hosted the annual bike path benefit, the Free Surf Kai Mana awards, the North Shore Chamber of Commerce Christmas party and the Piipiikea-Paumalii benefit. The North Shore Lifeguards benefit is scheduled for Dec. 9.) . Hosted by the North Shore Com­

munity Land Trust (NSCLT) and party planner Crystal Ferguson Young, the evening included cock­tails, a raffle, dinner, the Surfrider Foundation annual awards presenta­tion, a live auction and-what the toned and tanned audience patiently

'The biggest thing for me is what I see when I look out from where I'm sitting in the water," Slater said. "Where I live in Florida, the entire shoreline is lined with condos. Every step [of development] is a step toward that."

"If the whole island turns into Waikild, nobody's going to want to come here," Johnson added. "To see what Hawai 'i is, you have to get out of the city. The country is the coun­try for everybody."

Johnson and Sullivan grew up · surfing and playing little league to­gether on the North Shore; Jack said hiking and biking in the hills behind

Sunset Beach Elementary School were a happy part of his childbood. Now they're both fathers, bringing the effort to "Save Sunset Beach"­which began 12 years ago spurred in part by community activists Peter Cole (whose son Doug heads the Sunset Beach Community Associa­tion) and Larry McElheny (whose son Blake heads the NSCLT)-to a third generation.

livan, who recently became Hawai 'i's newest representative to the Association of Surfing Profes­sionals' world championship tour.

Between the state and the city and county, more than $7 million has been committed to the purchase, and the land trust hopes to raise an ad­ditional $1 million in private fund­ing. The original asking price by landowner Obayashi Corp. was $12 million. In addition to generous do­nations from the Freeman Founda­tion ($250,000), Brushfire Records

· Konan the destroyer UNIVERSITY OF HAW AI'I AT MAN°OA INTERIM

CHANCELLOR Denise Konan's announcement that she will not support the proposed University Affiliated Research Center (UARC) may signal the beginning of the c-nd for the controversial plan. During a news conference Monday, Konan said, "I do not recommend proceeding with the UARC contract and will not send it forward to President McClain or the Board of Regents." Ko­nan's decision is in line with a 31-18 vote against the proposal by the Faculty Senate earlier this month. ''While the faculty vote is advisory and not binding, the debate and the vote reflect the di­vision on my campus on this issue," Konan said. ''The contract with the Navy is not supported ... advancing it in the face of this opposition is not in the best interest of our campus."

Konan's decision brings one step closer to conclusion a process that has been acrimonious to say the least. Anti-UARC protesters last year drew national attention with a six-day sit-in at the

Benefits:

"I'd like to think future genera­tions will have the chance to enjoy the opportunities we had," said Sul-

president's office. UH-Manoa civil rights coun­selor Jill Nunokawa described that group as a mix of faculty, students, activists and environ­mentalists, and added, "UARC was the lighten­ing rod that helped to mold the lives of the com­munity against the takeover of our public institu­tion." The aebate has not been bloodless-many suspect former Chancellor Peter Englert lost his job due in part to his handling of the UARC question and Konan's integrity and leadership have been challenged repeatedly by angry anti­UARC faculty members.

In Monday's statement, Konan said UARC supporters tended to be faculty who rely on ex­tramural funding to sustain their research pro­grams and noted that UARC would not represent a significant financial boon to the university. "An additional $10 million ( per year) is not a iarge part of our total research enterprise. Our total ... is at about $360 million," Konan said. ''Military research will continue to be conducted at UHM." She said she wiH continue to support faculty members' right to have academic freedom and

seek funding for their defense-related research. UARC research would be more appropriately

located off-campus due to research space con­straints at UH-Manoa, Konan said. Navy re­search would be embedded on the Manoa cam­pus under the proposed contract-not part of a separate facility as it is at four other UARCs es­tablished during and shortly after World War II.

Later Monday, interim UH President David McClain said he would give "a lot'' of weight to Konan' s decision when he makes his recommen­dation to the Board of Regents. ''I'm agnostic on the issue," McClain said. "The next step in the process is to hold an open informational meeting for the Board of Regents, in which all on our campuses and this community will have a chance to share their perspective on this issue. Some­time after this informational meeting, I will rec- • ommend a course of action to the Regents." That meeting will be held in January, with the board's final decision to follow.

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($100,000) and the Quiksilver Foundation ($50,000), the live auc­tion pushed the trust ever closer to its goal. An electric guitar donated and signed by Jackson Browne-an avid bodysurfer-fetched $9,400. A handsome John Puakea one-man ca­noe went for $6,200.

In one of the most entertaining exchanges of the night, three-time world champion Andy Irons and Triple Crown director Randy Rarick faced off for Shaun Tomson' s tro­phy from the 1980 Duke Ka­hanamoku Surfing Classic held at Paumalii (Sunset Beach). The price escalated to $7,500 before Irons walked away with it. Slater (a $10,000 donor), who was mediating the bidding war, quipped, "You know, Apdy, I've never been so happy to see you get a trophy."

-Catharine Lo

DRAFT GILL NETS ANO Quoting Pericles, railing against our culture of "ridicu­lous celebrity worship" and lamenting laws that make high office inaccessible to all but the wealthy and the cor­rupt, relatively unknown labor attorney Tony Gill bowed out of the Democratic governor's race on Tuesday without ever really having entered it. "I was hoping to put together a campaign this time," Gill said in a statement, "but I won't. Sorry guys, gotta work.".

Given that Gill is signifi­cantly less well-known than Bert Sagum, Democrats will likely survive the loss-the question is how. As the new year looms and the party's most ubiquitous spokesmen are a former radio deejay and an increasingly angry old hip­pie, some are beginning to wonder if anyone will step up to the challenge and take on Gov. Linda Lingle.

The draft-a-Republican movement (Big Island Mayor Harry Kirn) seems to be going nowhere. Now the last gasp of the old machine or, in its own

_ words, the "kiipuna Democ­rat" movement (Gill) looks like a was!, as well. Expect a representative of the younger generation to make the next splash. -Ragnar Carlson

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Who's to blame for the bottle bill mess?

Nickel and dimed

RAGNAR CARLSON

S tate auditor Marion Higa released a report last month on the implemen­tation ofHawai'i's new bottle-deposit law. In a

summary of findings some 28 pages long, Higa noted deficiencies that quickly received broad play in the Honolulu daily newspapers, most notably the reliance of redemption centers on their customers to pro­vide a count of the bottles being re­turned. Also well publicized was Riga's critique of the state's "flawed" implementation of the pro­gram, which the report attributes largely to Gov. Linda Lingle's long­standing opposition to the bottle bill.

176, which was passed by the Leg­islature in 2002. While that law ini­tiated a deposit-redemption system, the original act was immediately deemed so unworkable that the Leg­islature spent the next two sessions trying to get it right. Ultimately, it passed Act 241 in 2004.

Was it really irresponsible for the administration to hold off on imple­menting a program whose character and procedures remained the subject of active and ongoing debate, to avoid shooting at what Smith calls a "moving target"? A fair question, it would seem, but for Higa, who after all serves at the pleasure of the Leg­islature and the Democrats who run it, the answer was apparently clear enough. (Smith also notes, without comment, that one of the Legisla­ture's final touches was to move the implementation date forward from Jan. 1, 2005 to Nov.l, 2004.)

Less widely reported were the au­dit's sharp critiques of issues such as the relative scarcity of redemption centers, inconsistent return policies among the centers and changes to scrap-metal recycling programs at The honor system established recycling operations. One of the more disturbing revela-

The general lack of public discus- tions in Riga's audit is the fact that sion of these issues may have been virtually the entire deposit-redemp­related in part to the audit's odd but · . tion system is currently run on the persistent implication that these honor system. The state does not shortcomings are entirely the re- substantively dispute the finding sponsibility of the Department of that distributors, manufacturers and Health, and by extension the gover- importers are required to account for nor. As the state's response to the their deposit-related activities be­audit notes, many of the auditors' cause "the department does not ver­complaints trace back to problems ify that either the data on these [de­with the law itself. Here's a look at posit] forms or the payments re­some points of conflict. ceived are correct." According to

Implementation and timing One might wonder why anyone would seek to audit a massive new state program within weeks of its commencement in the first place. This question of timing represents such a critical point of dispute be­tween the administration and the au­ditor that it is addressed in the first sentence in the audit and leads the state's response. Higa's report opens with the lamentation that "despite more than a two-year lead time ... the Department of Health was not ready to properly and effi­ciently return consumers' deposits." Linda Smith, the governor's chief policy adviser, argues that DOH had just "four months to prepare."

The bone of contention is Ad

the audit, the state paid $10 million in reimbursements and fees to recy­clers in the first half of this year "based on numbers submitted by the redemption centers ... and not veri­fied by the department because it has developed no procedures for do­ing so." Whoa. Coupled with the centers' own inability to audit num­bers given by consumers with large container loads, it's easy to see how fraud could be rampant throughout the system.

DOH attributes the problem in part to a lack of personnel in a criti­cal accounting position, but says the larger issue is the Legislature's cre­ation of a uniquely unworkable and confusing system. Citing what she calls "basic problems in the law," Smith says "the failure to enact a

statute that has retail stores serving as both the sellers and redemption centers" is at the source of the prob­lem. Higa maintains that, whether

· the administration likes it or not, the law is the law.

Confusing procedures Perhaps the program's most obvious debacle has been the limited avail­ability and confusing procedures of recycling centers. The audit team visited 33 facilities throughout the state and found centers "opening late, closing early or not opening at all." Auditors say centers frequently run out of either refund money or re­cycling storage capacity, and that hours of operation are inconvenient for working people. This is obvious­ly a critical problem, one that has led many consumers to give up on the program entirely.

While DOH Director Chiyome Leina 'ala Fukino insists that her team is working on solutions and pressuring redemption centers to op­erate regularly and in accordance with posted hours, Higa maintains that Act 241 empowers DOH to force operators to comply with the law, something it has clearly not yet done.

"Another state tax" Riga's job is to explore whether the executive branch is enforcing the law, and she is correct to point out that lawmaking responsibilities rest neither with her nor with the admin­istration.

If indeed the redemption program is the victim offoot-dragging on the state's part, it clearly must stop. Nevertheless, the audit confirms what most Hawai 'i residents already know-the system is beset by seri­ous problems, many of them beyond the ability of either the auditor or DOH to remedy.

In her summary, Higa notes that many consumers view the new law as a thinly veiled tax hike, "forcing consumers to pay the deposit but making it difficult to get the refund." It's an easy conclusion to reach. But as she is quick to note elsewhere in the report, the responsibility for the law lies not in the hands of her sub­ject, but those of her bosses. •

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Is Hawai'i's new cruise ship law worse than the voluntary agreement that it replaced?

ast month, before an audience at the Kea' au Community Center on the Big Island, cruise ship critic Ross Klein dropped a bombshell: The North West CruiseShip Asso­ciation intended to abandon its Memorandum of Under-

standing with the State of Hawai 'i, which limits ,discharges of waste­water and ash by most cruise ships in Hawaiian waters. Although Gov. Linda Lingle had known of the cruise ship group's decision to bail out since September, apparently neither the state nor the cruise industry had publicized the change. Klein was the first to break the news to Hawai 'i's citizens.

A watered-down law The Memorandum of Understanding (MOU), which has been in effect since 2002, has al­ways had its problems. Since it is an agree­ment, not a law, the state has been powerless to punish violators.

HEA, to present a series of public talks on the cruise industry and meet with various state of­ficials. After a Department of Health official told him that the cruise ship association planned to withdraw from the MOU, Klein

and KAHEA ob­Following a series of

MOU infractions, in­cluding wastewater

By Alan D. McNarie tained a copy of a Sept. 12 letter from

dumping in Penguin Bank off the coast of Moloka'i, the environmentalist and native Hawaiian organization KAHEA released a pamphlet to drum up support for legislation that would create penalties for dumping violations.

'There is no mechanism for enforcement or requirement for compliance ... Nor are any fees levied to cover the direct or indirect costs as­sociated with this booming industry," the pamphlet maintained. 'There (are) no reper­cussions when the industry reported scores of violations in Hawai'i."

In response to such criticism, the state Leg­islature enacted a new cruise ship control law, Act 217, on July 17. But once again, there were problems. KAHEA and other environ­mental groups say cruise industry lobbying left the bill, well, watered down, to the point that it may be even less effective than the MOU that they had once criticized for being toothless.

Klein, a professor at Memorial University of Newfoundland, is well aware of Act 217's shortcomings. In addition to his books­Cruise Ship Blues: The Underside of the Cruise Ship Industry and the just-released Cruise Ship Squeeze: The New Pirates of the Seven Seas-he's authored studies of the in­dustry for the Canadian government He notes that some of Act 217' s terms are weaker than the MOU's. The MOU, for instance, limits wastewater and ash dumping by the big ships to waters four miles beyond the 100-fathom (600 foot) markers on depth charts of waters surrounding the Hawai 'i islands. Act 217 only prohibits such discharges within three miles of the coasts, opening up some areas around and between the islands-waters also used by the states' ocean recreation and fishing indus­tries-as potential dumping grounds.

Klein was in Hawai 'i at the behest of KA-

NWCA president John Hansen to Gov. Lingle. In it, Hansen de­clared that Act 217 had made the MOU "re­dundant and unnecessary," and the cruise ship industry would be "transitioning out of the MOU as of December 31, 2005."

Sewage in the bank Penguin Bank, a.long, broad shelf extending over 20 miles southwest from the western tip of Moloka 'i, is a traditional fishing ground and a gathering place for humpback whales- · and a repeated dumping ground for cruise ships. On Dec. 12, 2003, The Honolulu Adver­tiser reported a series of MOU violations, in­cluding wastewater discharges in Penguin Bank by two ships belonging to Royal Caribbean Cruises Ltd. On Oct. 29 and Nov. 2, 2002, the liner Radiance of the Seas report­edly discharged ''blackwater" (treated sewage) and "graywater" (wastewater from laundries, dishwashing and bathing facilities, swimming pools, etc.) in the bank's waters. Legend of the Seas did the same on 10 occasions-Nov. 27 and 30 and on Dec. 2, 17 and 20, 2002, as well as on March 19 and April 5, 9, 23 and 24, 2003. The incidents helped fuel the calls that led to the passage of Act 217.

Ironically, under the version of the act that finally passed, the waste dumping that oc­curred in Penguin Bank would not have been considered a violation because it took place more than three miles offshore.

Just as troubling, Act 217 still relies on vol­untary reporting of infractions by the cruise ships themselves. According to Tom Arizumi, who heads the state Department of Health's Environmental Management Division, while the state will still be reliant on self-reporting by the industry, his department could request ship logs to monitor compliance if given area-

son to do so: "It's a federal requirement to log all those things [discharges, etc.] in the ship's log and failure to do so is a federal violation."

"There's zero incentive for the industry to 1

enforce their own laws," says Cha Smith, ex­ecutive director for KAHEA. "There's zero monitoring. The industry reports their own numbers. There's no mechanism for the state to do onboard inspections. At the director's discretion, they can request the reporting doc­uments, but there's no regular reporting schedule."

Even if the cruise industry wasn't solely re­sponsible for monitoring and reporting their own mistakes, there's little that could be done to a company which routinely allows its ships to dump in restricted waters. As it stands now, there are no penalties on the books.

The Department of Health has been entrust­ed with writing those penalties. According to Arizumi, they may not be in place before July 2006. Until then, the state's only recourse would be to seek a court order for injunctive relief for cruise ships to stop the activities.

But what if a company was told to stop and didn't?

"Willful failure to comply with the injunc­tion would infer criminal activity," Arizumi says.

Arizurni did say that he'd been assured that the industry would continue to abide voluntar­ily by the MOU' s operational provisions, but that cruise ships would no longer be required to report any violations in the Marine Waters of the MOU.

Playing by two sets of rules? Charles Toguchi, who heads Charles Toguchi and Associates, which lobbies for the North­West CruiseShip Association in Hawai'i, has

a simple explanation for why Act 217 only prohibits dumping within three miles of shore.

"The state jurisdiction just goes out to three miles," he says. Beyond that range, federal ju-risdiction takes over. •

As for why the industry was jettisoning the MOU, Toguchi offers a sports analogy: "You can't play a football game with two sets of rules. It was for that same reason that we wanted to transition out of that set of rules (the MOU) and put all our efforts into implement­ing the intent of the recent legislation."

On the other hand, he says, the industry intends to "honor the spirit" of the MOU and will continue to avoid some sensitive areas such as Penguin Bank and the Humpback Whale Sanctuary. Toguchi maintains that the industry's record under the MOU is "ex­cellent." ·

When asked about the violations reported in the Advertiser article, Toguchi replies that

PHOTO COURTESY OF ROSS KLEIN

ter tlie MOU took effect and that the captain simply hadn't been notified yet. . What the crew didn't know Much of what Toguchi says follows a pattern that Klein outlines for the industry as a whole. "Very often, when there are accidents and spills, it isn't a corporate decision, but corpo­rate decisions are not being translated to the staff in the engine rooms," Klein says. "I

' would think the incentive to cover it up is greatest on the level of the ship."

Asked how corporate management general­ly reacts to such a violation, he replies, "The corporate side will minimize it."

As an example, he cites a March 2003 re­port on the Crystal Harmony, which was per­manently banned from Monterey Bay after allegedly discharging 36,000 gallons of treat­

the article was an example of "how facts can ed bilge, treated sewage and graywater. In be stretched to make it seem like there were this case, Klein says, the captain and chief violations." He says that "many of these in­fractions would not have been violations," since they took place beyond Act 217' s three­mile lirni t.

Toguchi claims that crews involved in the Penguin Banks incidents thought it was OK to release the effluent because it was their usual rule to allow such releases if the ship was more than 12 miles from shore. All the incidents, Toguchi says, involved treated ef-fluent. ·

"Not one gallon of raw sewage had beeh spilled by the industry in state waters since the implementation of the MOU," he says.

He attributes the incidents cited in the Ad-vertiser article to normal adjustment problems in the early days of the MOU. He says that one incident, for instance, involved a ship in­cinerating solid waste while in port the day af-

engineer knew about a corporate promise not to dump in the bay, but "the message hadn't gotten transmitted to the people operating the systems."

Such incidents occur with uncomfortable frequency. Klein mentions a 1999 New York Times article by reporter Douglas Frantz, who discovered that ships had "alternative piping" that would allow oily bilgewater to be dumped directly into the sea bypassing the bilge filtra­tion system.

Engineers reported that they received an end-of-the-year bonus if they came in under budget," Klein says. "They saved $80,000 a year by not using the filters."

According to Klein's website, www.cruise­junkie.com, in 2002, Norwegian Cruise Lines pled guilty to dumping oily bilgewater direct­ly into the sea between 1997 to 2000 and fal-

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sifying logbooks to conceal the practice. The company was fined $1 · million and ordered to perform $500,000 worth of community serv­ices. (Norwegian Cruise Lines is the parent of NCL-America, whose Pride of Aloha and Pride of Ameri­ca currently offer inter-island cruis­es in Hawai'i.)

Cruisejunkie.com lists scores of other examples of cruise ship envi­ronmental violations, including an incident in early 2005, when The Honolulu Advertiser reported that the Pride of Aloha had discharged about 70 tons of blackwater into Honolulu Harbor.

The website also reports that Car­nival Cruise Lines has been in­volved in numerous other incidents involving bilgewater and effluent dumping, oil discharges, air pollu­tion violations and falsification of records. In 2002, Carnival pled guilty in a Florida court to repeated oil discharge violations; the compa­ny was fined $9 million and ordered to provide another $9 million in community services.

Carnival subsidiary Holland America has also had its problems, including at least $2,700,000 in fines and restitution for sewage and oil discharges in Alaskan waters. In March ofthis year, West Hawaii To­day reported an incident in Kailua­Kona, when numerous people wit­nessed "brown water" boiling up around Holland America's Staten­dam, leaving a "brown mark'' on the ship's side, shortly before it left har­bor. According to the article, state and Coast Guard officials denied any knowledge that effluent dumping had occurred in this case, and one Department of Health official sug­gested that the ''brown water" might have been bottom muck stirred up by the ship's propellers, although water in the area was 130 feet deep.

Effluent happens. Admittedly, ac­cidents and crimes occur in any in-·­dustry. Toguchi and other cruise ship representatives argue that their industry's overall record is good; at least two companies, Royal Caribbean and Princess Cruises, claim compliance rates in the 99th percentile. Furthermore, these repre­sentatives contend that violations recorded under the MOU pale in comparison with those of land­based sewage plants. But environ­mentalists counter that that the land­based facilities don't operate on the honor system.

The activists generally seem to agree that stronger regulation of the industry is necessary. For them, the question becomes: how?

Leaming what has worked Despite writing a book whose title calls the cruise industry "the New Pirates," Klein maintains that he is neither anti-cruise ship nor an envi­ronmental lobbyist. However, he does offer suggestions on how in­dustry regulations can be improved. While legislative and political ef­forts are often gutted by the indus­try's lobbying efforts, Klein says, court challenges, on the other hand,

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to enforce their own laws,"

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have been more effective, as have "clear, strong grassroots move­ments," such as the protests in Mon­terey that got the Crystal Harmony banned, or a shopkeepers' strike that dissuaded a cruise ship from making an Alaska village its port of call.

"There are ways to make the smooth running of the shore excur­sions ... quite difficult," he told the audience in Kea'au.

Klein's analysis of how and when violations occur may also suggest ways legislation might be made more effective. If violations and cover ups originate largely on-ship, for instance, then effective legisla­tion logically should provide for on-

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ship inspectors and create a means to pay for them. At the Kea 'au meeting, Klein praised Alaska cruise ship legislation that set up en­forceable standards, a monitoring program and a $1 per passenger tax to pay for testing and enforcement. But again, he noted that strong leg­islation such as Alaska's was only possible with the "old style, hard­core grassroots" support.

KAHEA, the Sierra Club and oth­er organizations are working to mo­bilize that support.

"In order to build that political will ... to adequately regulate this in­dustry, legislators are going to need more examples of the problems that the cruise ships cause," says Cha Smith. She also strongly supports a tough new federal cruise ship bill re­cently introduced in Congress.

KAHEA has started a program called "Be the Eyes of the Ocean," which supplies mail-in forms for re­porting suspected cruise ship envi­ronmental violations. The forms are available at www.kahea.org or by calling (808) 524-8220.

Such whistle-blowing can prove to be profitable.

"Individuals whose documenta­tion of dumping leads to fines against a cruise line may be eligible to receive half of any fine that is levied under the Act to Prevent Pol­lution from Ships," announces a note at the bottom of the KAHEA reporting form, which cites one case where passengers videotaped plastic bags being dumped overboard and got to claim shares of the resulting $250,000 fine.

In the end, the people most able to influence the industry's behavior may not be those standing on shore, but the passengers themselves, such as the couple who reported the plas­tic bag dumping. Klein himself is the self professed "cruise junkie," who says he and his wife used to spend up to 50 days a year on cruises.

"After about 200 days on cruise ships, I reached the point where I wanted to start writing about the topic," Klein says. He recalls taking one cruise in which crewmembers all wore "Save the Waves" pins on their uniforms.

"But I would watch every night, having a drink at the bar, as they threw garbage off the stern of the ship," he says.

For Klein, it is not a matter of stopping the cruise industry, but of making it live up to its own PR. He says, "How can I impact the indus­try so that I can go on a cruise ship and not have those moral and ethical dilemmas?" •

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•••••••••••••••••• Punkish rock on a rock

This year's Punk on a Rock show-the 6th annual-at Pipeline Cafe on Friday prom- .

ises to deli~er at least some punk, but the lineup looKS more like a metal showcase than a punk gig. The San­ta Cruz outfit Good Riddance will keep it real with their brand of punk rock that, though it flirts with pop sensibilities and hooks, ultimately stays true to the anti-establishment ethos that real punk espouses.

Anti-establishment can accurately be used to describe all the bands on the bill, although over-the-top heavy metal is the milieu in which sliowgo­ers will find themselves. Headlining the show will be Andrew WK, fa­mous for his bloodied nose and synth-metal pseudo anthems that have come to typify commercial beer rock. A seeming caricature, WK is ac­tually fully committed to his philoso­phy of "party first and ask questions later." His "We Want Fun" was fea­tured in jackass, and his ftlthy jeans and plain white T-shirt speak to the degenerate Monday morning beer swiller in all of us.

Bleeding Through takes itself even more seriously. As dark and hateful as any band out there, this band sings, well, screams about love, pain, mur­der and things that are otherwise gen­erally unpleasant. Chances are that the female keyboardist will not be the only one on stage or in the crowd wearing too much mascara.

Most promising among the bands is Valient Thorr, a North Carolina outfit whose music and lyrics hearken to the glory days oflron Maiden and AC/DC. They claim to come from the planet Venus, and play the role with a commitment that sometimes seems campy. Bur they always deliver savage, blistering riffs and beats chat catch audiences by surprise. They've won over legions of fans on the Warped Tour.

So, despite the prevalence of metal at chis year's POR, all of the bands share a punk rock ethic and are deeply committed to their image. And, of course, to the music. -J arnie Winpenny

Pipeline Cafe, 805 Pohukaina St, Sat 12/iO, doors open 4PM, all ages, $18, www~punkonarock. com, www.808shows.com

Galleries •••••••••••••••••• Breakfast, art of champions

If you were to visit the University of Hawai'i Graduate Exhibit (UGHE) 2005 at the UH Manoa

Art Gallery, the fust thing that would

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probably catch your eye is the Post­Neo Absurdist Serial Bar, where you can pick from seven different cereal combinations including Diamond Head Charms and Koko Head Puffs or create your own crazy concoction.

After you've had your bowlful of

art, get ready to step through the gallery doors to experience new works of art from more than 30 internation­al and local graduate students from the UH Department of Art and Art History.

"There's certainly a little bit of

something for everyone. There's some work that is quite controversial and political, and then there's work that is just really beautiful and not at all controversial," says Jean Pitman, one of the UHGE 2005 artists.

Indeed. Students used a variety of mediums to create pieces for the ex­hibit, iIJcluding works in printmak­ing, painting, installation, photogra­phy, fiber, glass, ceramics, electronic media and sculpture.

For those who love political art, "Georgies Radio Flyer," a large steel wagon holding a life-sized coffin filled with oil, out of which two twin towers emerge. Pop art fans will·ap­preciate "Art For The Senses," a

media sculpture made out of intri­cately designed black rubber flowers made from bicycle tires in the shape of a paisley teardrop.

That's just a light sampling of the pieces these art students dished out. Be prepared to use all your senses to experience UGHEs serious-whimsi­cal-interactive-neo-traditional art gallery. -Michelle Takiguchi

University of Hawai'i Art Galkry, Art Building, exhibit through 12/16, Mon­Fri, 10:30AM-4PM, Sun, 12PM-4PM, free, 956-6888

Theater •••••••••••••••••• What does Santa know?

David Sedaris is a celebrated hu­morist and essayist, a frequent contributor to NPR and The

New Yorker, and the author of the in­credibly funny Me Talk Pretty One Day and, recently, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim. He is also justili.ably famous for his rendition of the Oscar Meyer bologna song as done by Billie Holiday.

In that same holiday spirit, the sat'­donic side of Sedaris sings forth in The SantaLand Diaries, a one-elf show opening at Manoa Valley The­atre Dec. 7. The play, adapted by Joe Mantello from Sedaris' s essays, fol­lows the autobiographi~al hero through his early weeks in the Big Apple when the only job available to him was that of"Crumpet the Elf' at Micy's SantaLand. As with all of Sedaris's work, expect to laugh hard and possibly weep.

But don't be misled. This is not a yuletide gumdrop for the kiddies­no sugarplum fairies or reindeer with light-up noses, but instead a wry, hi­larious, and dyspeptic vision oflech­erous Santas, crying infants, pushy parents, and rigorous "elf training," all drenched in the sharp, witty vine­gar ofSedaris's insight. Directed by Betty Burdick and starring Andrew Meader as Crumpet, the show prom­ises to be a great bah-humbug time for the jolly Scrooges among us and a breacher for all adults craving a healthy dose of insulin during the holiday season. (Personal disclaimer: my own short-lived career as a Kaha­la Mall Santa some years ago un­doubtedly perverts my view .... Book to come.) - Steve Wagenseller

brightly colored interactive mural/ Manoa Valley Theatre, 2833 East comic that incorporates smell, sound, Miinoa Rd., 12/7-12/11, Wed and taste and touch in humorous ways; Thu at 7:30PM, Fri and Sat at 8PM, and everyone should appreciate the Sun at 4PM, $20, 988-6131, delicate yet tough, "Paisley," a nll.1'.;cl .... U/WW-17147!0tlJJal/eytbe.atruom.

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Jazzmatazz To YOUNG YI, JAZZ IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE. She's the owner of Jazz Minds Art & Cafe, a new spot on Kapi 'olani Boulevard nestled in between the strip clubs and porno shops that the area is better known for. So in contrast, that's probably why she de­cided to make the month-old venue look a bit like her home-com­plete with her personal collection of jazz art, a glass cabinet with per­sonal trinkets in it, an eight-track player complete with the cartridges, and hokey knick-knacks that line the rustic brick walls. According • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • to Yi, the club is her heart and

Jazz Minds Art&Cafe 1661 Kapi'olani Blvd, 945-0800

Dress Code: Something spiffy because it's a club, but also comfortable because it's meant to be a home. Soundtrack: From big band and be-bop to Salsa and minimalist If it's jazzy, it's played here, live. Sightings: Rolando Sanchez, anyone who's anyone in the local jazz scene. Signature drinks: Cosmopoli­tans and Manhattans always seem to blend well with the mu-sic's cool, sophisticated vibe. Or maybe a beer to wash down the Korean food.

soul, and she invites anyone who appreciates jazz inside with open arms.

On one recent Saturday night in town, Jazz Minds was going off. The featured act was Rolando Sanchez and his band Salsa Hawaii, and in front of the stage were talented couples twirling around doing the salsa, looking as thdugh they were auditioning for Dancing With The Stars. A couple of nights later, the stage featured be-bop from Si.mun ye. And it's like that six nights a week, a differ­ent live act playing sounds that range from classic and big band to progressive and minimal. •

The one thing that's consistent is the crowd. As the city's only dedicated daily venue for jazz, afi-cionados are flocking here to get

their fix. They range from young to old. And whether they are check­ing out the cool modem sounds of New Jass Quartet or dancing to Latin vibes on the small dance floor, they are always impeccably dressed and have a cool, sophisticated air about them. It's a little bit of a contrast to the homey, take-off-your-shoes-and-relax decor, but it all works since it's a place where jazz heads can get together and in­dulge in their musical passion.

Jazz Minds isn't the typical smoky jazz club-the fresh air certain­ly helps one appreciate the food that's offered on the big menu. It's full-on Korean style-kalbi, BBQ chicken, pupu. The food is pretty good and authentic, and it makes you wonder if it's Young's mother at work behind the stove.

As a venue for up-and-coming jazz musicians to showcase their tal­ent on a regular basis, Jazz Minds is a blessing in a city that prides itself on musical diversity. So whether it's fiery salsa dancing or sim­ply chill music to kick back and relax to, if jazz echoes the beat of your heart, consider Jazz Minds your new home away from home.

For music listings, check out www.jazzmindshi.com. -Wing Ho

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Gigs 7/Wednesday "C H R. I S T M A S Kainalu Chorus, Windward Mall (6:30pm) 235-1143 • Kamehameha Schools Concert Glee Club, Moana Terrace (6pm) 922-6611 Sacred Hearts Academy Choir, Native Books & B Peautiful Things (6pm) 599-5511

COMEDY Andy Bumatai, Brew Moon (8:30pm) 593-0088

COUNTRY/FOLK The Geezers, Arnold's Beach Bar (7pm) 924-6887

HAWAIIAN 3 Scoops of Aloha, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (7pm) 923-7311 Brothers Cazlmero, Chai's Bistro (7pm) 585-0011 Barry Choy, Don Ho's Island Grill (5pm) 528-0807 Adam Cruz, Tsunami's (9pm) 923-8848 • Jonah Cummings, Duke's Waikiki (4pm & 10pm) 922-2268 Keith & Carmen Haugen, Pacific Beach Hotel (6:30pm) 923-4511 Jonny Kamai Duo, Sheraton Moana (8:30pm) 922-3111 Heltl Ohta Jr. and David Kamakahi, Tropics Bar, Hilton Hawaiian Village (4pm) 949-4321 Ka'ala Boys, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani (6:15pm) 922-5811 Kanilau, Sheraton Waikiki (6pm) 922-4422 Kelly Boy Delima, Hula Grill (7pm) 923-HULA Sean Na'auao Trio, Sheratou Moana (5:30pm) 922-3111 Aloha Serenader&, House Without a Key (5pm) 923-2311 Ells Simeona & Dwight Kanae, Mai Tai Bar, Roya/ Hawaiian (3pm) 923-7311 Tino & Anela, Hilton Hawaiian Village (8pm) 949-4321 Tangi TUiiy, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani (9:30pm) 922-5811

JAZZ/BLUES Noly Pa'a w/Sherry Shaoling Chock & Friends, 0 Lounge (7:30pm) 944-8436 Stuart Cunningham, The Bistro (10pm) 943-6500 Bruce Hamada & Jim Howard, Lewers Lounge (8:30pm) 923-2311 Azure McCall, Deep Blue (7pm) 922-4992 Tennyson Stephens, The Bistro (6pm) 943-6500 za za, Formaggio (7:30pm) 739-7719

LATIN Son Caribe, Panama Hattie's (9pm) 485-8226

ROCK/POP 2 Point 5, Chart House (7:30pm) 941-6660 Beyond the Groove, Esprit Nightclub (8:30pm) 922-4422 Guy Cruz, Gordon Biersch (5:30pm) 599-4877 Kaloe Gibson & Ben Mejia, Ihilani Resort & Spa (5,3oprriJ 679-0079 lnoa'ole, Kapono's (9:30pm) 536-2161 Klmo Opiana, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (4pm) 947-2900 Mike Plnma & Andrew D, Kelley O'Neil's (9pm) 926-1777 Rough Riders, Tiare's Sports Bar & Grill (10pm) 230-8911 Soul Bucket, Moana Terrace (6:30pm) 922-6611 Stardust wjRoclcy Brown, Hanohano Room (5:30pm) 922-4422 Midnight Talkers, Bobby G's Spot (9pm) 926-7066 Mike Times Trio, Indigo (10pm) 521-2900 Wasabl, Chez Monique (8pm) 488-2439 Swampa ZZ, Banzai Sushi, Hale'iwa (8:30pm) 637-5448

SHOWROOM Magic of Polynesia starring John Hlrokawa, Waikiki Beachcomber (6 & 8pm) 922-4646 Society of Seven, Outrigger Waikiki (6:30 & 8:30pm) 923-7469

VARIOUS Auditions a Karaoke Night, OnStage Drinks & Grinds 306-7799 Karaoke wjBllly the King, CarnavaI Las Pa/mas at Restaurant Row (7pm) 533-0129 Open Mic (poets, musicians, etc.), Ono Pono, UH-Miinoa (8:30pm) 343-2214 Selivacious, Hale Noa (9pm) 735-4292

WORLD/REGGAE Katch a Vibe, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (9:30pm) 947-2900 Maka & the I Sight Band, Boardrider's (9pm) 261-4600 James McCarthy, OToole's Pub (5pm) 536-4138 Celtic Waves, O'Toole's Pub .(9_pm) 536-4138

&/Thursday CHRISTMAS Kanoelanl Chorus, Windward Mall (6:30pm) 235-1143 Hawal'I Youth Choir, Waikiki Beach Marriott (7pm) 922-6611 Soundettes, Honolulu Hale (7pm) 527-5666

COMEDY Open Mic Comedy Competition, Sharkey's Com­edy Club@Panama Hatties (7:30pm) 531-HAHA

COUNTRY/FOLK The Full Steppers, Da Smokehouse (9pm) 946-0233

. Dang Hillbillies, Tiare's Sports Bar & Grill (1 Opm) 230-8911 Partners In Time, Coffee Talk (7:30pm) 737-7444

HAWAIIAN 3 Scoops of Aloha, Sheraton Waikiki (6pm) 922-4422 Aunty Genoa Keawe's Hawaiians, Moana Ter­race ( 6pm) 922-6611 Christian & Sanl, Hula Grill (7pm) 923-HULA Jonah Cummings, Duke's Waikiki (4pm) 922-2268 Tropical Hawaiians, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani (6:15pm) 922-5811 Sam Kapu Trio, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (4:15pm) 923-7311 Hawaii Loa, Sheraton Moana (7:30pm) 922-3111 Mark Yim Duo, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawaiian (7:30pm) 923-7311 Mlhana, Due's Bistro (7pm) 531-6325 Backyard Pa'lna Trio, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (9:30pm) 947-2900 Round & Round, Hale Noa (9pm) 735-4292 Sam Kapu 111, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani (9:30pm) 922-5811 Aloha Serenaders, House Without a Key (5pm) 923-2311 Alika Souza, Don Ho's Island Grill (5pm) 528-0807 Haumea Warrington, Duke's Waikiki (10pm) 922-2268

JAZZ/BLUES Stuart Cunningham, The Bistro (10pm) 943-6500 grOOve.imProV.arTiSts w/DeShannon Higa, Jazz Minds Arts & Cafe (9pm) 945-0800 Timothy Kallen, Lewers Lounge (8:30pm) 923-2311 Uve at the Marketplace, E & 0 Trading Com­pany (8:30pm) 591-9555 Azure McCall, Deep Blue (7pm) 922-4992 Notorious Northsiders, O'Toole's Pub (9pm) 536-4138 Jeff Peterson, Michel's (6:30pm) 923-6552 Pi'I Miguel, Roy's (6:30pm) 396-7697 Sonny Sliva & Lou Benanto, Brew Moon (6:30pm) 593-0088 Larry Spalding, O'Toole's Pub (5pm) 536-4138 Tennyson Stephens, The Bistro (6pm) 943-6500 Betty Loo Taylor Trio, Kahola Mandarin Oriental (7:30pm) 739-8780 za za, Formaggio (7:30pm) 739-7719

ROCK/POP "15 Minutes of Shame" Open Mic, Arnold's Beach Bar (7pm) 924-6887 2 Point 5, Chart House (7:30pm) 941-6660 Beyond the Groove, Esprit Nightclub (8:30pm) 922-4422 Booze Bros, Kelley O'Neil's (9pm) 926-1777 Don't Show Underwear, Bobby G's Spot (8:30pm) 926-7066 Eight.().E)ght, Kincaid's (7pm) 591-2005 Jook Joint, Gordon Biersch (7pm) 599-4877 Keiko Bonk & KAZAN, thirtyninehotel (8:30pm) 599-2552 Z.1V (Zllluc:k Undley & ,.._), Diamond Head Grill (9pm) 922-1700 Cory Oliveros, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (4pm) 947-2900 Stardust w/Rocky Brown, Hanohano Room (5:30pm) 922-4422 Victoria Vox, Morning Brew (6pm) 262-77']1) Pa'llllle XS, Kemo'o Farms, Pub (9pm) 621-1835 Zoundbox, Anna Bannana's (9pm) 946-5190 Swampa ZZ, Indigo (10pm) 521-2900

SHOWROOM Magic of Polynesia starring Jolin Hlrokawa, Waikiki Beachcomber (6 & 8pm) 922-4646 Society of Seven, Outrigger Waikiki (6:30 & 8:30pm) 923-7469

WORLD/REGGAE Cruzlng w/Guy Cruz, OnStage Drinks & Grinds (9:30pm) 306-7799

9/Friday CHRISTMAS Mid Pacific Institute Children's Choir, Honolu­lu Hale (7pm) 527-5666 St. Ann's Chorus, Windward Mall (6:30pm) 235-1143

COUNTRY/FOLK Dang HIiibiiiies, Kemo'o Farms, Pub (9pm) 621-1835

HAWAIIAN Haumea & Weymouth, Hula Grill (7pm) 923-HULA Guy Imoto, Don Ho's Island Grill (5pm) 528-0807 Herb Ohta Jr. and David Kamakahi, Tropics Bar, Hilton Hawaiian Village (4pm) 949-4321 Kalaeloa, Compadres (9pm) 591-8307 Zanuck Undsey Trio, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawai­ian (7:30pm) 923-7311 Nihoa, Sheraton Moana (8:30pm) 922-3111 Po'okela, House Without a Key (5pm) 923-2311 Pau Hana Duo, Sheraton Waikiki (6pm) 922-4422 Kale Pawai, Kuhio Beach Hula Smge (6pm) 843-8002 Pu'uhonua Trio, Sheraton Moana (5:30pm) 922-3111 Jus' Ryt, Tiare's Sports Bar & Grill (11pm) 230-8911 Sam Kapu Ill, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani (6:15pm) 922-5811 Tino & Anela, Hilton Hawaiian Village (8pm) 949-4321 Haumea Warrington, Duke's Waikiki (10pm) 922-2268

JAZZ/BLUES The Antidote, Formaggio (9pm) 739-.7719 PBS Big Band, Hanohano Room (9pm) 922-4422 Noly Pa'a w/Sherry Shaoling Chock, Jazz Minds Arts & Cafe (8:30pm) 945-0800 B2 (Benny Chong a Byron Yasui), Pacific Beach Hotel (7pm) 923-4511 Bobby Cortezand, Hank's Cafe (6pm) 526-1410 Hiroshima, Borders, Ward Centre (7:30pm) 591-8995 Honolulu Jazz Quartet, Jazz Minds Arts & Cafe (9pm) 945-0800 Timothy Kallen, Lewers Lounge (8:30pm) 923.-2311 Azure McCall, Deep Blue (7pm) 922-4992 Jeff Peterson, Michel's (6:30pm) 923-6552 Black Sand, Chuck's Cellar (6pm) 923-4488 Dallan Santos, Brew Moon (7:30pm) 593-0088 J.P. Smoketraln & Dominic Leonard, Planet Hol­lywood (6:30pm) 924-7877 Tennyson Stephens, The Bistro (10pm) 943-6500 Betty Loo Taylor Trio, Kahola Mandarin Oriental (7:30pm) 739-8780 William Woods," The Bistro (6pm) 943-6500

LATIN Bamboleo (Salsa night & dancing), Spada Bar & Restaurant (9pm) 538-3332 Puro Party Latina @ La Zona, Panama Hattie's (9pm) 485-8226 Rico, Margarita's Mexican Food & Cantina (6pm) 931-6274

ROCK/POP Jeff Berg, Cha Cha Cha Salsaria (6pm) 395-7797 Tito Berinobls, Chart House (6pm) 941-6660 Brendan, Kelley O'Neil's (1:30am) 926-1777 Vertical Charles, Wave Waikiki (9pm) 941-0424, ext.12 Dean & Dean, Chart House (9pm) 941-6660 DOGeetDAWG, Sand Island R&B (9:30pm) 847-5001 Freesound, Waikiki Beach Marriott (9pm) 922-6611 Rockstar Fridays, Hard Rock Cafe (8pm) 955-7383 Jackflsh, Esprit Nightclub (9:30pm) 922-4422 Ben, Malla & Albert, Gordon Biersch (5:30pm) 599-4877 Tiki Malua, O'Toole's Pub (5pm) 536-4138 The Mixers, O'Toole's Pub (9pm) 536-4138 lnoa'ole, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (9:30pm) 947-2900 Klmo Oplana, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (4pm) 947-2900 Mike Piranha, Kelley O'Neil's (5pm) 926-1777 Piranha Brothers, Bobby G's Spot (9pm) 926-7066 Pobaku, Kemo'o Farms, Liinai (9pm) 621-1835 Rubber Soul, Hyatt Regency Waikiki (7pm) 923-1234 Tracy Smith & Company, Spada Bar & Restau· rant (4:30pm) 538-3332 Soul Bucket, Moana Terrace (6:30pm) 922-6611 Stardust w/Jennlfer Hera, Hanohano Room (5:30pm) 922-4422 Stumbletown, Kelley O'Neil's (9pm) 926-1777 Natural T, Arnold's Beach Bar (8pm) 924-6887 Mike Times Trio, Gordon Biersch (9pm) 599-4877 John Yalentlne & Fl1ends, Ige's Restaurant (8pm) 486-3500 Victoria Vox, Coffee Talk (8pm) 737-7444 Shirley Walker Band, Coconut Willy's (8pm) 923-9454 Paradise XS, Tropics, Kailua (9pm) 262-3343 Dave Young, OnStage Drinks & Grinds (10pm) 306-7799

SHOWROOM Magic of Polynesia starring John Hlrokawa, Waikiki Beachcomber (6 & 8pm) 922-4646 Society of Seven, Outrigger Waikiki (6:30 & 8:30pm) 923-7469

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WORLD/REGGAE lsouljahs, 45 Revolver, Bliss Nightc/11b (9:30pm) 295-6663 Ooklah the Moc, Boardrider's (9pm) 261-4600

10/Saturday CHRISTMAS

. 'Ewa Elementary School Chorus, Windward Mall (12 pm) 235-1143 YMCA of O'ahu Halau Hula, Mullque de Noel, Honol11l11 Hale (6pm) 527-5666

COMEDY Frank DeUma, Margarita's Mexic.an Food & Can­tina (9pm) 931-6274 Sharkey'1, Sharkey's Comedy Club @ Panama Hatties (8pm; open mic at 9:30, sign in by 7:45) 531-HAHA

COUNTRY/FOLK The Geezers, Hank's Cafe (5pm) 526-1410 Kelll Heath, Hale Noa (9pm) 735-4292

HAWAIIAN Colina Aiu, K11hio Beach Hula Stage (6pm)

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A SELECTIVE GUIDE TODJ NIGHTS WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 7 THE COMPOUND (reggae) (hip-hop)@ Indigo w/ DJs Deadfoot, Packo, 45 Revolver DJ BLAKE @ Bobby G's DEEP (hip-hop) (funk) (soul) (dancehall), (reg­gae) @ Detox w/ Funkshun, Diskrypt, Revise, AbeOne DFX @ Dave & Buster's w/ rotating DJs DOLLAH BALLAH WEDNESDAYS@Red Lion Nightclub w/ DJ Billy G IPOD AND OPEN DECK WEDNESDAYS@ The Wave Waikiki LADIES NIGHT@ Blue Tropix w/ DJ Rude Dogg PUMP DAY@Zanzabar w/ DJs Mike D & G-Man SALSA 7 (Latin)@ Margaritas Mexic~n Restaurant and Cantina at Marc Suites Waikiki w/DJJose SHOCKWAVE (industrial) (goth)@ Pink Cadil­lac w/ DJs Politix, Angst, Shadowfaxx SMOOTH @ Dave & Busters w/ Sonik, Stealth, JT and guests SOUL STEADY (soul) (hip-hop) @ The Living Room at Fisherman's Wharf w/ DJs Jrama & Sub Zero WET 'N' WILD WEDNESDAYS@ Venus w/ DJs K-Smooth and Mixmaster B WIPEOUT WEDNESDAYS@ Eastside Grill w/ DJ Troy Michael and Guest DJs

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8 THE BLOCK (hip-hop)@ Detox w/ DJs Packo, 45 Revolver, Lightsleepers CLASSY@ Kai w/ Jaytee, Kause, guests DIVA LA GLAM (house) (trance) (breaks) @ Hula's w/ DJs Maxxx & G. DURTIE RICE@ Mercury Bar THE HNL@ Next Door w/ DJs Eskae &Jahson LIVE IN THE MIX @ The O Lounge .

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843-8002 Kapono Beamer, Borders, Ward Centre (2pm) 591-8995 Buddy & Sammi Fo, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawai­ian (4:15pm) 923-7311 Bany Choy, Don Ho's Island Grill (5pmr 528-0807 Leon Siu Duo wjhula, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawai­ian (7:30pm) 923-7311 Haumea a Weymouth, H11la Grill (7pm) 923-HULA Na Leo, Kiihala Mall, Center Stage (2pm) 732-7736 Hawaii Loa, Sheraton Moana (5:30pm) 922-3111 Nahoa, Moana Terrace (6:30pm) 922-6611 Nlhoa, Sam Choy's Kapahulu (6pm) 732-8645 Po'okela, House Without a Key (5pm) 923-2311 Backyard Pa'lna Trio, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (9:30pm) 947-2900 Sam Kapu Ill, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani (6:15pm) 922-5811 Haumea Warrington, Duke's Waikiki (10pm) 922-2268

JAZZ/BLUES The Antidote, Formaggio (9pm) 739-7719 Bruce Hamada & Jim Howard, Pacific Beach Hotel (7pm) 923-4511 Timothy Kallen, The Bistro (6pm) 943-6500 Lenny Keyes & Rocky Holmes, Lewers Lounge (8:30pm) 923-2311 James Kraft, Brew Moon (7:30pm) 593-0088

w/ Mr. Goodvybe & Kutmaster Spaz THE LIVING ROOM@ Fisherman's Wharf w/ DJs Archangel, Miklos, Dawn PADDLER'S NIGHT@ Ocean Club PIRANHA BROTHERS@ Bobby G's followed by DJ D-Box THE QUENCH (alternative) @ Venus RIOT@ Hula's w/ DJs Michael Fong &Maxxx SALSA 7 (Latin) @ Margaritas Mexican Restaurant and Cantin'a at Marc Suites Waikiki w/DJJose SICK DOG @ Lulu's Waikiki Surf Club ' w/DJ Axle THUNDER THURSDAYS@the Wave Waikiki TATTOO THURSDAYS@ Cellar Nightclub THIRSTY THURSDAYS (hip-hop) (house) (trance) @ Zanzabar

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 9 ARTIST GROOVE NETWORK@ Maharaja Ultra Lounge w/ DJs Ryan Sean & Sonic BE SOCIAL FRIDAYS@THE 0-LOUNGE w/ DJs Jimmy Taco, Flip and Spoo-K CHEMISTRY LOUNGE (hip-hop) (neosoul) @ Sheraton Waikiki w/ DJs 45 & i.n.c DFX @ Dave & Buster's w/ rotating DJs DRUNKEN MONKEY@ Blue Tropix w/ DJs Edit, K-Smooth, JEDI FOREPLAY FRIDAZE@Pipeline w/ DJs Wu Chang & Mike D FREAKS COME OUT FRIDAYS @ Cellar Nightclub FUGU @ Zanzabar THE GENDER BENDERS@ Fusion Waikiki GET FRESH! @ Indigo w/X-Factor THE GROOVE@ Zen (the old Reign) HIATUS@ Don Ho's w/ Galmiche LIQUID VELVET ('80s) @ Pink Cadillac w/ DJ Dallas DeBauch THE NEXT LEVEL (hip-hop) @The Living Room at Fisherman's Wharf w/ DJs Rise-up, Jahson the 45 Revolver, Packo and MC, Ion Myke PACIFIC STANDARD@ Next Door w/DJ Ira and special guest Marques Wyatt PAU HANA FRIDAY@OceanClub PIRANHA BROTHERS @ Bobby G's followed by DJ D-Box PURO PARTY LATINA@ Panama Hatties RESIDENT ADVISOR (house) (breaks) (funk) (disco) (hip-hop)@ Detox w/ Funkshun, lllis, Padawan, AbeOne

Newjass Quartet, Sam Choy's Kapahulu (9:30pm) 732-8645 Jeff Peterson, Michel's (6:30pm) 923-6552 J.P.•smoketraln and Dennis McClees, Nico's Pier 38 Restaurant (12:30pm) 540-1377 J.P. Smoketraln & Dominic Leonard, Planet Hol­lywood (6:30pm) 924-7877 Tennyson Stephens, The Bistro (10pm) 943-6500 Betty Loo Taylor Trio, Kabala Mandarin Oriental (7:30pm) 739-8780

LATIN Rico, Margarita's Mexic.an Food & Cantina (6pm) 931-6274 Rolando Sanchez, Jazz Minds Arts & Cafe (9:30pm) 945-0800 Conjunto Troplcal, Che Pasta (10pm) 524-0004

ROCK/POP Jeff Berg, Cha Cha Cha Salsaria (6pm) 395-7797 Tito Berlnobl1, Chart House (6pm) 941-6660 Brendan, Kelley O'Neil's (1:30am) 926-1777 Rocky Brown, Gordon Biersch (8pm) 599-4877 Chaos, Tiare's Sports Bar & Grill (11pm) 230-8911 Coconut Joe, Matters of Taste Cafe (7pm) 538-0597 • Hubbard & Coates, Kelley O'Neil's (5pm) 926-1777 JROQ, Esprit Nightclub (9:30pm) 922-4422 The Krush, Windward Mall (1:45pm) 235-1143 Mister Meaner, Boardrider's (9pm) 261-4600

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Plmpbot, Kemo'o Farms, Pub (9pm) 621-1835 Piranha Brothers, Bobby G's Spot (9pm) 926-7066 Hotstuff: PJay a Yvonne, Club Kekai (7pm) Jeff Rasmussen, Mai Tai Bar, Ala Moana (4pm) 947-2900 Rock & Roll Soul, Kelley O'Neil's (9pm) 926-1777 Punk on a Rock w / Andrew WK, Good Rid­dance, Bleeding Through, Valient Thon, the 86 Ust, Pipeline Cafe 589-1999 Rubber Soul, Hyatt Regency Waikiki (7pm) 923-1234 Ryan Tang Duo, Sheraton Moana (8:30pm) 922-3111 Second Hand Sin, Wave Waikiki (9pm) 941-0424, ext. 12 Heavy Metal Show w/Dagra, The Mlltons, Shadows, Madsprlt, Pink Cadillac (6pm). 946-6499 Southbound, Tropics, Kailua (9pm) 262-3343 Stardust w/Jennlfer Hera, Hanohano Room (5:30pm) 922-4422 Natural T, Arnold's Beach Bar (8pm) 924-6887 Victoria Vox, Common Groundz Cafe (6:30pm) 394-9777 Shirley Walker Band, Coconut Willy's (8pm) 923-9454

SHOWROOM Magic of Polynesla starring John Hirokawa, Waikiki Beachcomber (6 & 8pm) 922-4646

Influenced by the soulful tunes of Kool and the Gang and Earth, Wind and Fire, Q-BAM set out to win over club crowds with funk-inspired beats.

With a DJ career of more than ten years under his belt, Q-BAM has per-

Society of Seven,.Outrigger Waikiki (6:30 & • 8:30pm) 923-7469

WORLD/REGGAE Wrecking Crew, Kemo'o Farms, Liinai (9pm) 621-1835 Groundatlon, Ooklah the Moc, Don Ho's Island Grill (9pm) 528-0807 Doolin' Rakes, O'Toole's Pub (9pm) 536-4138

11/Sunday CHRISTMAS Ahuimanu Choir, Windward Mall (3:30pm) 235-1143 St. Anthony's School Children's Qiolr, Honolu-111 Hale (6pm) 527-5666 St. John the Baptist Catholic School, Windward Mall (2pm) 235-1143

COUNTRY/FOLK The Geezers, Hank's Cafe (6pm) 526-1410 Country Western Night w/Charlle Garrett, Panama Hattie's (5pm) 485-8226

HAWAIIAN Buddy & Samml Fo, Mai Tai Bar, Royal Hawai­ian (4:15pm) 923-7311 Ellsworth, Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani (9:30pm) 922-5811

Nino, Gonzales, Selector DC, Redblooded LIBRA LOVE FEST @ Next Door SALSA 7 (Latin)@ Margaritas Mexican Restaurant and Cantina at Marc Suites Waikiki w/DJJose SEX-E SUNDAY@Venus SIZZLING SUNDAYS (dance contest)

. fected his own art of mixing using dynamic house tracks, ethereal tech­no-electro grooves and pure funk essence. Simply put, Q-BAM has a style that can't be labled.

@ Zanzabar w/ DJs Mike D, Rude Dogg & LX SUNSET (hip-hop) {R&B) (reggae) @ Bikini Cantina w/ DJ Billy G SUNSPLASH SUNDAYS@Boardriders w/lrieLove

MONDAY, DECEMBER 12 BROKE DIK MONDAY'S@ Red Lion FUNDAMENTAL MONDAZE

This Rorida/San Francisco-based DJ has toured England, Germany, Iceland, Chile, Australia and Russia. Now, for the first time in Honolulu, Michael Donaldson aka Q-Bums Abstract Mes­sage will spin an eclectic three-hour set at Electrolyfe this Saturday at Indigo.

SALSA 7 (Latin) @ Margaritas Mexican Restaurant and Cantina at Marc Suites Waikiki w/ DJ Jose · SPICE LOUNGE @ E&O Trading Company SWEET! (hip--hop)(soulXbreakbeat) @ Kai w/Sisters In Sound DJs WONDERLOUNGE (house) (hip-hop) @ W Hotel w/ DJs Nalu & Byron the Fur.

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 10 CHINATOWN SESSIONS@ Next Door DFX @ Dave & Buster's w/ rotating DJs DJ JONATHAN DOE@ Breakers ELECTRO-L YFE @ Indigo w/ DJs Vince, Gonzalez, Toki and special guest Q-Bums the Abstract Message (see box) FENG SHUI ULTRALOUNGE@ Hyatt Regency HOUSE OF ISIS @ Zanzabar LUCKY TIGER @ thirtyninehotel MASTER MIND ENTERTAINMENT (hip-hop) (R&B) (reggae) @ Panama Hatties NJOY (hip-hop) @ Chai's Island Bistro w/ DJs Delve & XL

Over the years, he's toured with the likes of the Chemical Brothers, Fatboy Slim, Gus Gus, Josh Wink, Meat Beat Manifesto and Lo-Fidelity All Stars. This is one Eletrolyfe party that will be hard to pass up.

- Michelle Takiguchi Indigo, 1121 Nuuanu Ave, Sat 12/10, 9:30PM-2AM, 21+, $5 before 11PM, $7 after.

PAPERDOLL REVUE@ Fusion Waikiki PIRANHA BROTHERS ·@ Bobby Gs followed by DJ D-Box REMEDY @ W Hotel SALSA 7 (Latin) @ Margaritas Mexican Restaurant and Cantina at Marc Suites Waikiki w/DJJose SALSA SATURDAY@Bobby G's SPEAKEASY (house) @ The Living Room at Fisherman's Wharf w/ DJs Ramyt, Miklos, Fez, Badmouth, Akio, guests.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 11 CASA (deep house) @ Bliss Nightclub CLUB DEVILLE @ The Living Room at Fisher­man's Wharf w/ DJs GDog, Delve, Zack DJ KRON KITE@ Bobby Gs DARK SIDE OF THE MOON (hip-hop) (neosoul) @ Br~w Moon DOORMAN PRODUCTIONS AND STONE FADED FIVE (neo hip-hop) (neo soul)@The Living Room at Fisherman's Wharf w/ DJs Delve, Zack, Technique, Jay Tee, Goodvybe GROUND CONTROL@ Mercury Bar w/ El

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TUESDAY, DECEMBER 13 1/2 PRICE TUESDAYS (Latin)@Carnaval Las Palmas at Reastaurant Row w/ DJ PaPi Alberto BOMB-ASS-TIC@Pipeline w/ DJs Sandman & MixMasterB COUNTRY BLAST@ Panama Hatties w/ DJ Charlie Garrett EVERYBODY'S LADIES NIGHT@ Ocean Club HABITAT (house & breaks)@ Bobby G's HOT LATIN TUESDAYS@Zanzabarw/ DJs Alberto, Rod, Frankie & Da Lion of Judah OUTLAW NIGHT@ Cellar Nightclub w/ Seraps THE OUTLET@ Bliss w/ DJ Jahson-The 45 Revolver, hosted by Ion Myke PUSSYCAT LOUNGE@ Wave Waikiki SALSA 7 (Latin) @ Margaritas Mexican Restaurant and Cantina at Marc Suites Waikiki w/DJJose · Promoters, get your event listed in Spinlone! E-mail details two weeks in advance to [email protected]

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The Banzai Pipeline is arguably the most famous wave in the world, and Gerry Lopez is the man who ushered its rise to fame. It was Lopez's cool, effortless style inside the exploding, heavy water guillotine that made getting barreled the holy grail of surfing­no other name is more closely associated with Pipeline. After winning two Pipeline Mas, ters in '72 and '73, Lopez played a Oatwinian role in surfing with the development of his shorter,·tapered Lightning Bolt surfboards. The globetrotting surfer was also a pioneer of Indonesia's waves of perfection, namely G,land and Uluwatu. He's often recognized for his roles in Conan the Barbarian and the cult classic North Shore, but no Hollywood per, formance could bestow the same glory upon him that successfully emerging from tube af, ter impossible watery tube did. The meditative 57 ,year,old currently resides in Bend, Ore., with his wife Toni and son Alex, getting his stoke toe,heeling it in deep powder. Lopez spoke to the Weekly by phone a few days before he flew down to join the other leg, endary Pipe riders to celebrate the 35th anniversary of the Pipeline Masters.

You won the Masters in 1973 and then announced your retire­ment. Why? Well, no, actuaj.ly I don't know if I ever announced anything. I wasn't ever much of a competitive surfer, not like the guys are today. I surfed in the first 25 years of that contest, and in the end I was surfing against guys who hadn't even been born when I entered the first one .... There are so many guys who want to be in it, I felt like I was just taking some­body else's place who really wants to be here.

Any forecast on who will win the Masters this year? I figured Kelly (Slater) or Andy (Irons) would be pretty fired up. I'd say there is a good chance one of them is going to take the thing. In the heat of battle, it still is the most prestigious surf contest in the world. Not just those guys, but everyone in the whole event gets pretty damn fued up. Of course, a lot of it depends on luck. Are the waves going to be good, and are the good ones going to go to a particu­lar guy? So you never know, and it makes it exciting like that.

I hear guys who grew up in the same era say how disappointed they are with profes. sional surfers today, that they're too much about public image

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Do you agree? There were guys just like that when we were growing up, too. There just weren't that many surfers around in general as there are today. There certainly weren't any that were making the kind of money that someone like Kelly Slater makes .... There is a lot of dissatisfaction in surfing nowadays just because there are so many guys out in the water. Guys aren't, generally speaking, having as good a time as they prob­ably should be. But I don't think that all surfers are like that today and I'd say they are a minority.

Is there a surfer today who reminds you of the old days? A lot of them. One I particularly ad­mire is Rob Machado. I spent some time with him and his attitude and personality is a throwback to the greatest guys I looked up to in my own generation. Like I said, there are lots of soul surfers around in the new generation.

You never find yourself being nos­talgic about the old days? I think about them, but no. I think most surfers, if they are really truly into surfing, they're thinking about the next wave rather than the last one. That is the thing with surfing. It keeps leading you on. You never quite get enough of it or feel like

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Besides the revolution in surfboard technology has surfing style changed as well? It's just like it is in any sport, guys go faster and bigger.

Isn't that the buth. My brother can do things on a surfboard that no one was doing when I was a kid. It's kind of routine for them but for someone like me, I'm saying 'Geez, how do they even do that.' •

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Concerts 6 Clubs· Broadway at the Shanghai Bistro Don Conover on piano and Rex Nockengust from New York perform theatrical favorites in a new cabaret setting. Piano-bar entertainment follows. Two-drink minimum. Shanghai Bistro, Discovery Bay: Every Sun through 12/18, 8pm. 955-8668 Christmas Pops with the Brothers Caz­imero. Hawai'i's favorite brothers join Matt Catingub and the Honolulu Symphony Pops for a holiday celebration of music. Blaisdell Concert Hall, 777 Ward Ave.: Fri 12/9 & Sat 12/10, 8pm. $40-$93. ticketmaster.com, (877) 750-4400, 792-2000 Gonion Mark The 'ukulele master returns to the Atherton for a classical, Hawaiian and jazz concert. Atherton Performing Arts Studio, Hawai'i Public Radio, 738 .Kaheka St.: Fri 12/9 & Sat 12/10, 7:30pm. $17.50 general; $15 HPR members; $10 students. 955-8821 'i Hiroshima Join the R&B-pop-world­music- jazz favorites as they showcase their latest CD Obon and their Christmas CD Spir­it of the Season. Hawaii Theatre, 1130 Bethel St.: Sat 12/10, 8pm & Sun 12/11, 3pm. $25-$40. hawaiitheatre.com, 528-0506 Holiday Tresemble Concert Soprano Vicky Gorman joins Chamber Music Hawaii's Tre­semble to perform works by Bach, Telemann and Mozart as well as a sing-along: Beethoven's "Septet." Doris Duke Theatre, Honolulu Academy of Arts, 900 S. Beretania St.: Mon 12/12, 7:30pm. $20 general; $15 sen­iors/military; students K-12 free. 532-8768 Island Christmas Concert in the Court· yard Melveen Leed, Jerry Santos & friends, Danny Couch and Kanilau get you in a holi­day mood under the stars. Sheraton Moana Surfrider, 2365 Kalakaua Ave.: Thu 12/8, 5:30-7:30pm. Free. 922-3111 _ 'i Kitka The premier vocal ensemble per­forms "Wintersongs": a repertoire of materi­al ranging from Slavic folk carols to pre-Chris­tian incantations and Hebrew folk songs. (See page 9.) Orvis Auditorium, 2411 Dole St., UH-Manoa campus: Sun 12/11, 4pm. $25 general; $20 students/seniors/military/UH fac­ulty & staff; $10 UH students. etickethawaii.com, 944-2697 Uve Music at Tbirtyninehotel Hawai'i's new versatile and soulful vocalist Paula Fuga per­forms; ages 21 & up. thirtyninehotel, 39 N. Hotel St.: Fri 12/9, 9pm-2am. $5. 599-2552 'i Punk on a Rock The sixth annual event features Mainland and local bands: Andrew WK, Good Riddance, Bleeding Through, Valient Thorr and the 86 List. (See page 9.) Pipeline Cafe, 805 Pohukaina St.: Sat 12/10, 4pm doors. punkonarock.com, 808shows.com Riders on the Storm Original members of The Doors perform for marathon entrants only. Jake Shimabukuro also on the bill. Waikiki Shell, Kapi'olani Park: Fri 12/9. $25. honolulumarathon.org Santa Ute Hear your favorite Christmas songs sung by the Sounds of Aloha Chorus. Paliku Theatre. Sat 12/10, 7:35pm & Sun 12/11, 4:05pm. $20. 262-7664 Waimanalo Keiki CD Release Party Many of the original members of the group will be on hand to celebrate the re-release of record­ings from the '?Os-Mele Kalikimaka and Surf Sand and Song. Elks Club, 2933 Kalakaua Ave.: Sat 12/10, 10am-2pm. 599-8464

On Sale A Gift for All of You The Hawaiian Christmas extravaganza features the Makaha Sons and guests, including Na Palapalai, Sonny Ching, Amy Hanaiali'i Gilliom, Na Kama, Robi Kahakalau, Hoku Zuttermeister and more. Hawaii Theatre, 1130 Bethel St.: Sun 12/18, 5pm. $35. hawaiitheatre.com, 528-0506 All American Rejects Tickets on sale at all Ticketmaster outlets and Hawaii's Natural High. Ages 18 & over. Pipeline Cafe, 805 Pohukaina St.: Fri 1/13/06, 7pm. $22 advance; $4 5 VIP tickets. onstagehawaii.com, ticketmaster.com, (877) 750-4400 Ballet Hawaii's Nutcracker Sugar plums and snowflakes make their annual visit. Tick-

ets are on sale at all Ticketmaster outlets. Blaisdell Concert Hall, 777 Ward Ave.: Fri 12/16 through Sun 12/18. $25-$55. ticket­master.com, (877) 750-4400 Feel the Spirit of Christmas Perry & Price host Na Leo in a concert of holiday songs and surprises. Blaisdell Concert Hall, 777 Ward Ave.: Thu 12/22, 8pm. $28-$68 (discounts available for seniors and military). ksskradio.com, ticketmaster.com, (877) 750-4400 From the Top The hit radio show showcas­es the nation's most exceptional pre-college age classical musicians. Hawaii Theatre, 1130 Bethel St.: Wed 1/11/06, 7:30pm. $15-$45. hawaiitheatre.com, 528-0506 Jon Lovitz and Friends The Laugh Factory presents the Saturday Night Live regular and film star for one performance only. Tickets at all Ticketmaster outlets and the Blaisdell Box Office. Blaisdell Concert Hall, 777 Ward Ave.: Sat 1/7/06. $29 & $39. ticketmaster.com, (877) 750-4400 Less Than Jake Tickets at all Ticketmaster outlets and Hawaii's Natural High. Ages 18 & over. Pipeline Cafe, 805 Pohukaina St.: Mon 12/19, 7pm. $22 advance; $45 VIP. 589-1999 Motley Crue A live wire and back for one show-Carnival of Sins. Tickets available at all Ticketmaster outlets and the Blaisdell Box Office. Blaisdell Arena, 777 Ward Ave.: Wed 12/14. $62.50 & $69.50; military discounts available. ticketmaster.com, (877) 750-4400 Neil Sedaka Second show added!. Hawaii Theatre, 1130 Bethel St.: Fri 12/16 & Sat 12/17, 7:30pm. $25-$45. hawaiitheatre.com, 528-0506 Nutcracker Ballet Hawaii's version features international stars, the Honolulu Symphony and lavish set (by Peter Dean Beck) and cos­tumes (by Anne Namba). Blaisdell Concert Hall, 777 Ward Ave.: Fri 12/16, 8pm; Sat 12/17, 7:30pm & Sun 12/18, 2pm. $25-$55. ticketmaster.com, (877) 750-4400, 521-8600 (for opening night gala) Paul Ogata Catch the comic before he heads to the Mainland. Tickets at all Ticketmaster outlets and Hawai'i's Natural High. Ages 18 & over. Pipeline Cafe, 805 Pohukaina St.: Sat 12/17, 6pm. $21 advance; $40 VlP. ticket­master.com, (877) 750-4400 Shanghai Circus Witness the acrobatic, gravity-defying feats from the People's Repub­lic of China in an all-new show. Hawaii The­atre, 1130 Bethel St.: Thu 1/12 through Sun 1/15, 7:30pm; Sat 1/14 & Sun 1/15, 2pm. $20-$30 (senior, military and keiki discounts available). hawaiitheatre.com, 528-0506 Starlight Ball The annual gala masquerade ball celebrates the Chinese New Year with the theme "Red." Tickets available by phone, online or at the museum. Honolulu Academy of Arts, 900'5. Beretania St.: Sat 1/14/06. $75.

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Theater 6 Dance Christmas Talk Story Honolulu Theatre for Youth's seventh year of holiday stories by local writers is up and running. Recommend­ed for ages 6 & up. Tenney Theatre, St. Andrew's Cathedral, Queen Emma Sq.: Through 12/18, Sat 3:30 & 7:30pm; Sun 3:30pm. 839-9885 Disney's Aladdin Jr. It's the Broadway Junior adaptation of the animated movie star­ring kids. Diamond Head Theatre, 520 Makapu'u Dr.: Through Thu 12/22, Thu & Fri, 8pm; Sat, 3pm & 8pm; Sun, 4pm; addi­tional performances Mon 12/19 through Thu 12/22, 7:30pm. $12-$42. 733-0274 The Last Five Years The Lizard Loft presents the Hawai'i debut of the award-winning musi­cal by Jason Robert Brown. Andrew Valentine directs; Terry Howell and Kristin Jann-Fisch­er star. The ARTS at Marks Garage. Fri through Sun; 12/9-12/18, 8pm. 521-2903 uttle Shop of Horrors Feeeed me Seymour! Jennifer Bolieu Linstad directs people and plant. Earle Ernst LAB Theatre, UH-Manoa campus: additional shows Fri 12/9 & 12/10, 8pm; Sun 12/11, 2pm. $3-$10. 956-7655 Nutcracker The Hawaii State Ballet, which has produced numerous young ballet artists now dancing with major mainland companies, presents its annual holiday favorite. Fri 12/9 through Sun 12/18, Fri & Sat, 7 pm; Sat & Sun, 2:30 pm. $16-$22. 947-2755, 783-2747 Nutcracker The annual spectacle as per­formed by the Hawaii Ballet Theatre. Lee­ward Community College Theatre. Sat 12/10 & 12/17, 2pm & 7pm; Sun 12/11 & 12/18, 4pm. 455-0385 'i Potion The Honolulu Theatre for Youth's teen acting company presents the British musi­cal. Reservations recommended. Tenney The­atre, St. Andrew's Cathedra~ Queen Emma Sq.: Tue 12/13 & Wed 12/14, 7pm. Free. 839-9885 The Retreat From Moscow Jo Pruden, David C. Farmer and Dion Donahue star in this Army Community Theatre Readers Theatre produc­tion. F.ichardsQn Theqtre, Ft. Shafter: Every un tfuougt 1ttf 1, ipm: $6. 438-4480

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~ The Santaland Diaries David Sedaris' politically incorrect one-man show presents Christmas pageantry and all its victims, star­ring Andrew Meader. (See page 9.) Miinoa Valley Theatre, 2833 E. Manoa Rd: Wed 12/7 & Thu 12/8, 7:30pm; Fri 12/9 & Sat 12/10, 8pm; Sun 12/11, 4pm. $20; $5 discount for season subscribers. manoavalleytheatre.com, 988-6131

Auditions Aladdin Aladdins, Jasmines, Genies and Jafars can audition to work at the happiest place on Earth. Bring a photo and resume and be prepared to sing with an accompanist. Bal­let Hawaii. Sun 12/11, noon-6pm; Mon 12/12, 11:30am-3:30pm. 732-7733 American Timescape Derek Daniels Pro­ductions seeks jazz- and ballet-trained dancers ages 18 & older, with own transporation, professional capabilities and showmanship

for a new Waiiki show "American Timescape" to be performed four nights a week. 922-9424, 226-1882 The King and I The Hawaii Opera Theatre production runs in July, 2006. E-mail or fax your request for audition times. Roles avail­able: Captain Orton, Phra Alack/the inter­preter, Edward Ramsay, Kralahome (speaking roles}; Lady Thiang (mezzo}, Tuptim (sopra­no}; Prince Chulalongkorn and Louis (boy singing roles}; Princess Ying Yaowalak (speak­ing role}; Lun Tha (tenor}. Thu 12/8 & Fri 12/9, 4-8pm. [email protected], 596-7897 (fax}

Museums Bishop Museum 1525 Bernice St. Open dai­ly 9am-5pm. $14.95 adults; $11.95 youth age 4-12; under 4 free. bishopmuseum.org, 847-3511

'r Archipelago: Portraits of Life in the World's Most Remote Island Sanctuary It's the last chance to catch the stunning photo­graphs of David Liittschwager and Susan Middleton that capture the plants and ani­mals of the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands. Runs through 12/18.

Ho'ohulihuli, to Tum Around View the works of native Hawaiian contemporary artists alongside museum collection items, curated by Meleanna Meyer. Through 3/12/06.

Planetarium Shows "The Sky Tonight," daily 11 :30am; "Explorers of Mauna Kea," daily, 1 pm; "Explorers of Polynesia," daily, 3:30pm. ~ The Science Adventure Center Wonder­

land The 16,500-square-foot exhibit features 10 custom-made exhibits and 20 minor exhibits including an erupting volcano, deep­sea remote vehicles, live insect habitats, a Hawaiian origins tunnel and much more. The Contemporary Museum 2411 Makiki

Heights Dr. Open Tue-Sat, 10am-4pm; Sun, noon-4pm. $5 adults; $3 students/seniors (free every third Thursday of the month}. 52& 1322 ~ Situation Comedy From farce to dry wit,

recent works by artists from around the world focus on humor, divided into six sections: slap­stick, the absurd, parody, irony & sarcasm, jokes and bad taste. Through W31.

02 Art 2: Michael Lin-Tennis DessllS In April the Taiwanese artist created a site specif­ic painting in the formerly non-functional ten­nis court, incorporating a floral motif designed especially for Hawai'i. Now you can play one­hour tennis games on the prettiest court in town! Runs through winter 2005. The Contemporary Cafe 2411 Makiki Heights Dr. Tue-Sat, ll:30am-2:30pm; Sun, noon-2:30pm. Free. 526-1322

Collage Works Artists Thomas Krieger, Alexandru Preiss and Amanda Toy combine diverse imagery with varying techniques to create works, which derive meaning from

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the juxtaposition of elements. Through lfl.2/06. The Contemporsy Museum at F'nt ffawai. ian Center 999 Bishop St. Open Mon-Thu, 8:30am-4pm; Fri, 8:30am-6pm.Validated parking available, enter on Merchant St. 526-1322

David Hamma: A Year of Sundays Work from 2002 to the present by the Maui print­maker and painter. Through 1/31/06.

May Chee: An Overoiew of Ceramic Works Ceramic vessels from the early 1970s to the late 1990s by the Honolulu-born artist are on display. Through 1/31/06.

Here: Paintings by Stephen Niles Works on display include images painted from pho­tographs of pre-existing spaces. Through 1/31/06. Doris Duke's Sllangri La Advance reserva­tions are required for guided tours of the 5-acre waterfront estate-packed with Islamic art-of the late heiress and philanthropist. All tours depart from the Honolulu Academy of Arts, 900 S. Beretania St. Wed-Sat, 8:30am, 11am & 1:30pm. $25, $20 to Hawai'i residents (13 & older} with proof of residency. honolulua­cademy.org, 532-DUKE Hawai'i State Art Museum No. 1 Capitol District B11ilding, 25 0 S. Hotel St., 2nd Fl. Open Tue-Sat, 10am-4pm. Free. 586-0900 ~ Enriched by Diversity: The Art of

Hawai'i The semi-permanent installation reflects the diversity of the Art in Public Places Collection. Work, by nearly 150 artists, cele­brates the artistic history of Hawai'i from the '60s to the present.

Reflecting Hawai'i Experience the beauty of Hawai'i through photography, painting, mixed media and other works on paper. Four­teen pieces were selected from a juried "call to artists" competition. Runs through lfl.8/06.

Summertime Works by nearly 100 artists selected from the Art in Public Places Collec­tion celebrate the season, including short films shown continuously in the media room. Extended ro 1/28/06. lloDolula Academy m Arts 900 S. Beretania St. Docent-guided torus are available, included in the admission price and self-guided digital audio tours are available for an additional $5. Open Tue-Sat, 10am-4:30pm; Sun, 1-5pm. $7 general, $4 seniors/military/students; free for kids 12 & under and museum members. hon­oluluacademy.org, 532-8700 ~ A Thousand and One Days: The Art of

Pakistani Women Miniaturists Contempo­rary miniature paintings by eight Pakistani women artists explore the world of modern­day Pakistan and the experiences of women, who, for centuries, were subservient to men. Through Sun 11111.

A.S. McLeod: Prims of Hawaii at War and Peace A variety of vistas across the Ko'olau range and images ofHawai'i and its soldiers during the WWII years take focus in the second rotation. Through 1/22/06. ~ TbeArts of the Islamic World Gallery

Islamic artwork: from the private collection of the late American heiress Doris Dulce is housed here along with items from the Acad­emy's permanent collection..

From the Fin: Cmrtempora,y Klman Ceramics The works of 54 artsists are on dis­play-the largest survey of Korean ceramic works to come to North America. Artists range in age from 30 to 80 years old. Through 1/29/06.

YtmlllOII0:4,000 fea,s of]apat,Lse umm­ics On loan from Japanese museums are 50 pieces that demonstrate the range and diversi­ty of Japanese ceramics from the middle Jomon period (20th century B.C.) to the Showa period (20th century A.D.} Through 12/11.

brio the Light: &plomrg the Palette in U1riyo-e Pmrts Explore the aspects of the paJetn: in Japanese nlciyo-e printmalcing and the challmgfs in presening these works of art. Guest-curated by Susan Sayre Batton. Through 1JMl6.

Tmtr & Tea Learn about art from volun­teer docents and socialize over a cup of tea. This week's programs: «water, Water Every­where" with Dora Cliang, Sun 12/11 & "The Art of Christmas· with Mary Flynn, Tue 11113; 2:30-4pm. Acai1eaJ Art C.. al Lillalr.aaa 1111 Vic­toria St. Open Tue-Sat, 10am-4:30pm; Sun, 1-5pm. Free a~on. honoluluacademy.org, 532-8741

Home for the Holidays: American Folk Art Seminars offered by Diana Schlesinger and Janet Lo include: (Sun 12/11) Folk Art Oma-

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A stitch in time MARCIA MORSE

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a breath, or a second in time. Each so small as to seem ephemeral, but accu-

mulated they come to life, animat­ed and substantial. That is the sense one has when looking at the richly embroidered textiles from the an­cient city of Bukhara in the modern nation of Uzbekistan. Called suzani . (from suzan, the Persian word for needle), they were created, stitch upon countless stitch, for the dowries of daughters, and intended for use as wall hangings or curtains, bedding or table covers.

That such exquisite materials would be put to humble domestic use is part of the more encompassing aesthetic tradition of Islamic art, in which the abundance of color and pattern created a garden of constant delight, a visual feast meant to feed both eye and soul. The nine panels included in this exhibition were orig­inally acquired by Doris Duke for Shangri La, once her Honolulu resi­dence and now an opulent but inti­mate house-museum-full of pattern everywhere on tilework and mo­saics, textiles and ceramics-that

brings together the love of ornament so intrinsic to Islamic art and the nat­ural extravagance of the surrounding gardens and ocean-side setting.

Enduring Threads: Central Asian

Embroidered Textiles, now at the East-West Center Gallery and or­ganized in cooperation with the Doris Duke Foundation for Islamic Art, places these works in a context that tells their story while celebrat­ing the tratlitions and craftsmanship that went into their making. The suzani are a double source of pleas­ure: first, from a distance, their

overall design, most often sugges­tive of a walled garden with a sur­rounding border and a central field of circular floral medallions, has a compelling boldness. Then, up

close, one can revel in the intricate stitchery of dyed silk threads on a cotton ground that may have taken several women up to 18 months to complete, using a combination of chain stitch to create graceful arabesques and complex linear con­tours and couching-longer parallel stitches that create solid areas of rich color. The flowers and floral

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motifs that dominate represent, as curators Sharon Littlefield and Michael Schuster note, " ... abun­dance, fertility, well-being, renewal or even the afterlife in its promise of a beautiful paradise."

That vision is seen again and again in other artifacts that further enliven the context in which these textiles are seen, from a pair of painted wooden doors and an illu­minated manuscript to clothing and ceramic ware that reveals the influ­ence of east-west trade along the Silk Route that ran, through Bukhara, between Xian in China and Antioch and Damascus near the Mediterranean.

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have experienced extensive use, few examples remain. Duke's col­lection of suzani from the late 19th and early 20th centuries would be difficult to recreate today. The exhi­bition, though, takes us from tradi­tion to modernity with explanatory texts, and photographs by visual ethnographer Hermine Dreyfuss of current textile practices, including those of Dilbar Khalimova, a con­temporary master who is teaching a new generation the traditional prac­tices of h"and-sewing and the use of natural dyes. •

Enduring Threads: Central Asian Embroidered Textiles, at the East­West Center Gallery through 1/19 .

Two free lectures at the East-West Center Gallery complement the suzani exhi­bition: On Sunday, Dec. 11 at 2PM, visiting Professor of Asian Studies Aslam Syed speaks on 'The Silk Road: Destination Bukhara," and on Sunday, Jan. 8 at 2PM, former diplomat Anne Wright speaks on "Culture and Politics of Central Asia:·

On Saturday, Jan. 14 at 8PM, Shashmaqam, a Bukharan Jewish ensemble, gives a per­formance at the lmin Center in Jefferson Hall. Tickets for the concert are available after Jan. 2. Call 944-7177 for information.

Tours of Shangri La may be arranged through the Honolulu Academy of Arts at their website honoluluacademy.org; a virtual tour of the Duke estate is also available at the website shangrilahawaii.org.

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2 • Hawai'i Pacific University • Spring 2006 Spring 2006 Graduate For information, call: Undergraduate Admissions 544-0238; Center for Graduate and Adult Services; 544-0279

Welcome to Hawai'i Pacific Uniuersity

Hawai'i Pacific University offers students a rigorous and contemporary education. Our programs are conscientiously designed to enable you to succeed in your chosen career. They provide competencies required by today's employers and are designed to develop an understanding and appreciation of life. Moreover, Hawai'i Pacific's academic offerings reflect our commitment to help our students prepare for well-rounded, personally satisfying lives and to serve as productive and contributing members of our society.

Despite the University's nationally recognized growth over the past decade, Hawai'i Pacific has retained the atmosphere of a small college. Our faculty and staff are dedicated, highly qualified pro­fessionals committed to giving personal attention to each student. I am proud of our academic programs and the achievements of our growing alumni. I sincerely hope that you will find an academic concentration that suits you and your interests. Our counseling staff and faculty are eager to assist you in your academic and career pursuits. Hawai'i Pacific University is ready to work closely with you to enable you to realize your goals.

Chatt G. Wright President

Contact Us www.hpu.edu

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General Information

How to apply

Hawai'i Pacific University is an independent, coeducational, career-orient­ed, comprehensive university with a foundation in the liberal arts. The University offers the Bachelor of Arts degree in 22 different fields of study, the Bachelor of Social Work, and seven Bachelor of Science degrees as fol­lows: Business Administration with majors in 13 academic areas, Computer Science, Environmental Sciences, Marine Biology, Military Studies, Nursing, Oceanography, and Pre-Medical Studies. Nine graduate degrees are offered: the Master of Business Administration (MBA) with 11 concentra­tions, the Master of Science in Information Systems (MSIS), the Master of Arts in Human Resource Management (MA/HRM), the Master of Arts in Global Leadership (MA/GL), the Master of Arts in Organizational Change (MA/OC), the Master of Science in Nursing (MSN), the Master of Arts in Diplomacy and Military Studies (MA/DMS), the Master of Arts in Communication (MA/COM), the Master of Arts in Teaching English as a Second Language (MA/TESL) Master of Education in Secondary Education (M.Ed.), and the Master of Social Work (MSW).

Accreditation HPU is accredited by the Accrediting Commission for Senior Colleges and Universities of the Western Association of Schools and Colleges and the National League for Nursing Accrediting Commission. The University is a member of the Executive MBA Council, recognized by the Hawai'i Commission of Postsecondary Education, and approved by the Hawai'i Board of Nursing.

Please visit or call the offices below as they pertain to your needs.

• Interested in pursuing an undergraduate degree? Call the Office of Admissions at 544-0238, stop by the second floor at 1164 Bishop Street, Suite 200 to obtain information and an application form or apply online at www.hpu.edu. You can also reach us by e-mail: [email protected].

• As an adult seeking to earn an undergraduate degree or learn new skills, discuss your needs with an advisor through the Center for Graduate and Adult Services Office, 1164 Bishop Street, Suite 911. Please call 544-9300 for an appointment.

• If you are interested in earning a graduate degree, call 544-0279 for Graduate Admissions or stop by the ninth floor at 1164 Bishop Street, Suite 911, to obtain information and an application form. You can also reach us by e-mail: [email protected]. . .: •

• If you are not seeking a degree but would like to register for a course or two for your personal or professional devel­opment, you may do so by contacting the Registrar's Office at 544-0239, for a special status registration packet.

All of our offices listed are open from Monday through Friday, 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Please also check us out on the Web and ...

... apply online at www.hpu.edu

Hcademic Calendar Spring Semester 2006 January 26 - ay 14, 2006

Registration Period: November 7 - January 21

Holiday (Martin Luther King, Jr. Day): January 16

Instruction Begins: January 26

Last Day to Register for Classes: February 3

Last Day to Drop Classes Without W grade: February 17

Holiday (Presidents' Day): February 20

Last Day to Drop Class April 7

Holiday (Kuhio Day - Staff): March 27

Holiday (Spring Break - Staff): March 28

Holiday (Good Friday): April 14

Last Day of Class: May 7

Final Exam Period: May 8 - 14

Term Ends: May 14

Spring Graduation Ceremony: May 17, 2006

This schedule is published by the Office of University Relations, Hawai'i Pacific University. The contents of this schedule are subject to change withoul notice. HPU reserves the right to cancel a class due to insufficient enrollmenL Students will receive a full refund or may transfer to another class during the current term. For the most current information on courses, visit the HPU Web site: http://www.hpu.edu.

Hawai'i Pacific University does not discrimi­nate on the basis of race, color, national origin, sex (including sexual harassment), religion, age, marital status, disability or handicap, arrest or court record, or status as a disabled veteran or veteran of the Vietnam era, in any of its policies, procedures, or practices in com­pliance with TIiie VI and VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, Title IX of the Education Amendment of 1972, Section 504. Hawai'i Pacific University is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Institution.

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For information, call: Undergraduate Admissions 544-0238; Center for Graduate and Adult Services; 544-0279

Spring 2006 -Course Reference Number Course Name (Credits) Day Time (24-hr) Instructor name

U=Sunday, M=Monday, T = Tuesday, W=Wednesday, R= Thursday, F=Friday, S=Saturday

@) = Evening/Weekend Class

mlJ = Online Class

Accounting 1081 ACCT 6000 A Accounting for Managers (3) W 1255-1550 Wee, Warren

1083 ACCT 6000 B Accounting for Managers (3) W 1715-2010 Wee, Warren

Applied Linguistics 1931 AL 6000 A Intro To The Field Of ESL (3) TR 0910· 1035 Sajna, Catherine

1518 AL 6110 A ~ Eng Phonology/Teaching of Pron (3),::; W 1715-201 O Cook, Kenneth

2242 AL 6120 A Eng Syntax/Teaching of Grammar (3) MWF 1045-1140 Cook, Kenneth

2685 AL 6320 A Language and Society (3) MWF 0835·0930 Klein, Edward

1519 AL 6710 A ~ Teaching Oral/Aural English (3) ,::; T 1715·2010 Coffman, Jean

2686 AL 6720 A Teaching Eng Reading/Writing (3) TR 1230-1355 Nguyen, Hanh

1656 AL 6730 A Evaluation in ESUEFL (3) TR 1540· 1705 Nguyen, Hanh

2684 AL 6740 A ~ Rsrch/Comp·Assisted Lang Learn (3) ,::; M 1715-2030 Nguyen, Hanh

1544 AL 6961 A Practicum I in TESL (3) MWF 1610-1705 Lee, Candis

1639 AL 6962 A Practicum II in TESL (3) MWF 1610·1705 Hannum, Barbara

1640 AL 7099 A Capstone Requirement (1) F 1715·201 O Perrin, Carol

Communications 1501 COM 6000 A ~ Introduction to Com Studies (3) ,::; F 1715-2030 Combs, Steven

2502 COM 6000 B ~ Introduction to Com Studies (3) ,::; M 1715·2030 Barnum, John

1703 COM 6050 A Research Methods and Materials (3) TR 1230·1355 Kim, Minjeong

2386 COM 6050 B ~ Research Mthods and Materials (3),::; W 1715-2010 Knight, Jan

2504 COM 6060 A ~ Qual Research Mthds in Comm (3) ,::; M 1715-2030 Combs, Steven

2505 COM 6070 A ~ Quant Rsrch Mthds in Comm (3) ,::; M 1715-2030 Huang, Hsuan·Yuan

1599 COM 6300 A Corp and Crisis Com (3) W 1715-201 O Barnum, John

Graduate Courses January 26- mag 14, 2006

1604 COM 6310 A ~ International Communication (3) ,::; R 1715-201 O Hashimoto, Serena

2109 COM 6310 B International Communication (3) TR 1405-1530 Hashimoto, Serena

1504 COM 6400 A ~ Writing for the Professional (3) ,::; T 1715-2010 Abelin, Raymond

2156 COM 6400 B ~ Writing for the Professional (3) ,::; R 1715-2010 Abelin, Raymond

2506 COM 6400 C Writing for the Professional (3) F 1100-1400 Knight, Jan

1702 COM 6460 AW Design and Layout (WEB) (3) R 1715-2010 Cannon, Brian

1896 COM 6650 A ~ Com Law and Ethical Theory (3) ,::; R 1715-2010 Kim, Minjeong

2507 COM 6770 A Media Criticism (3) MW 1230· 1355

2082 COM 6905 A Campaign Planning (3) T 1715-2010

2110 COM 6910 A

Hart.John

Smith, Penny

Selected Topics in Com (3) F 1715-2030 Cannon, Brian

2233 COM 6910 B Selected Topics in Com (3) W 1715-2010 Huang, Hsuan-Yuan

2385 COM 6910 C Selected Topics in Com (3) W 1715-2010 Combs, Steven

2508 COM 6910 D Selected Topics in Com (3) S 1105-1400

2564 COM 6910 E Selected Topics in Com (3)

Knight, Jan

R 1715·2010 Smith, Penny

1897 COM 7050 A Graduate Project (3) F 1715-2030

1579 COM 7100 A Professional Paper I (3) F 1715-2030

1580 COM 7200 A Professional Paper 11 (3)

Hart.John

Barnum, John

S 1410·1705 Hashimoto, Serena

1581 COM 7300 A Communication Seminar (3) W 1715-2010 Hart, John

Economics 2103 ECON 6000 A Economics for Business (3) T 1715-2010 Drabkin, Eric

1119 ECON 6000 CW Economics for Bus (WEB) (3) R 1230-1525 Laney, Leroy

2106 ECON 6000 OW Economics for Bus (WEB) (3) T 1230-1525 Laney, Leroy

2018 ECON 6400 A Intl Trade and Finance (3) T 1715-2010 Espiritu, Antonina

Education 2662 ED 6000 1 The Professional Educator (3) M 1715-2030 Douthit, Dorothy

2663 ED 6001 1 Prof. Educator Field Exp. (1)

Douthit, Dorothy

2664 ED 6100 A The Adolescent Learner (3) R 1715-2010 Markowitz, Howard

2665 ED 6101 A Adolescent Learner Field Exp. (1)

Markowitz, Howard

2666 ED 6200 A The Scholarly Teacher (3) F 1715-2030 Abordonado, Valentina

2726 ED 6200 LH The Scholarly Teacher (3) T 1500-1730 Wheeler, Linda

2667 ED 6201 A Scholarly Teacher Field Exp. (1)

Abordonado, Valentina

2727 ED 6201 LH Scholarly Teacher Field Exp. (1)

Wheeler, Linda

2668 ED 6300 1 The Reflective Practitioner (3) W 1715-2010 Robertson, Mitchell

2707 ED 6300 2 The Reflective Practitioner (3) W 1715-2010 Douthit, Dorothy

2728 ED 6300 LH The Reflective Practitioner (3) T 1730-2000 Port, Antonette

2669 ED 6301 1 Reflect Practitioner Field Exp (1)

Robertson, Mitchell

2708 ED 6301 2 ~ Reflect Practitioner Field Exp (1) ,::; W 1715-2010 Douthit, Dorothy

2729 ED 6301 LH Reflect Practitioner Field Exp (1)

Port, Antonette

2670 ED 6420 1 ~ English Curriculum&lnstruct. (3) ,::; M 1715-2030 Whitesell, Philip

2671 ED 6421 1 English C & I Field Experience (1)

Whitesell, Philip

2672 ED 6430 A ~ ESL Curriculum and Instruction (3),::; M 1715-2030 Coffman, Jean

2673 ED 6431 A ESL C & I Field Experience (1)

Coffman, Jean

2674 ED 6440 A ~ Math Curriculum&lnstruction (3) ,::; M 1715-2030 Puaa, Evelyn

2675 ED 6441 A Math C & I Field Experience (1)

Puaa, Evelyn

2676 ED 6450 1 ~ Science Curriculum & Instruct. (3) ,::; M 1715-2030 Brewe, Eric

2677 ED 6451 1 Science C & I Field Experience (1)

Brewe, Eric

2678 ED 6460 A ~ Social Studies Curriculum&lnst (3),::; M 1715·2030 Davidann, Jon

2679 ED 6461 A Social Studies C & I Field Exp (1)

Davidann, Jon

Finance 1131 FIN 6000 A Fin Mgmt and Strategy (3) M 1715-2030 Seiler, Michael

1133 FIN 6000 B Fin Mgmt and Strategy (3) W 1715-201 O Seiler, Michael

1134 FIN 6000 C Fin Mgmt and Strategy (3) M 1255-161 O Seiler, Michael

1889 FIN 6100 AW International Fin (WEB) (3) R 1715-2010 Lane, Mark

1135 FIN 6300 A Investment Analysis (3) F 1715-2030 Viehl, Philip

2450 FIN 6500 A ~ Planning: Business Owners (3) ,::; T 1715-2010 Bus Admin Staff

1136 FIN 6600 AW Trading Derivatives (WEB) (3) M 1715·2030 Meissner, Gunter

2483 FIN 6610 AW ~ Advanced Derivatives (WEB) (3) ,::; F 1715-2030 Meissner, Gunter

2481 FIN 6801 AW ~ Corporate Risk Mgmt (WEB) (3) ,::; W 1715·2010 Meissner, Gunter

History 1354 HIST 66001 ~ Sem: Military Historiography (3) ,::; M 1800-2055 Pavelec, Sterling

1522 HIST 6628 1 ~ Seminar: The Second World War (3),::; M 1800· 2055 Hart, Russell

2555 HIST 6645 1 ~ Sem: The American Civil War (3) ,::; W 1800-2055 Davidann, Jon

2035 HIST 684110 pa Sem.: American Rev. (ONLINE) (3) ~

Carpenter, Stanley

2252 HIST 6861 1 ~ History of Aviation & Airpower (3) ,::; R 1800-2115 • Pavelec, Sterling

1523 HIST 7601 A Research/Writing-Mil. Studies (3)

Hart, Russell

1352 HIST7602 A Integrative Sem.-Mil. Studies (3)

Pavelec, Sterling

1354 HIST 6600 1 ~ Sem: Military Historiography (3) ,::; M 1800·2055 Pavelec, Sterling

1729 HIST 660110 pa Sem:Theory/PracDiplomONLINE(3) ~

Pavkovic, Michael

1522 HIST66281 ~ Seminar: The Second World War (3),::; M 1800-2055 Hart, Russell

2555 HIST 6645 1 ~ Sem: The American Civil War (3) ,::; W 1800-2055 Davidann, Jon

2035 HIST684110 pa Sem.: American Rev. (ONLINE) (3) ~

Carpenter, Stanley

2252 HIST 6861 1 ~ History of Aviation & Airpower (3) ,::; R 1800-2115 Pavelec, Sterling

1523 HIST 7601 A Research/Writing-Mil. Studies (3)

Hart, Russell

1352 HIST 7602 A Integrative Sem.-Mil. Studies (3)

Pavelec, Sterling

Information Systems 1629 IS 5050 A ~ Modern Prag Fundamentals (3) ,::; S 0800-1055 Souza, Edward

1691 IS 5060 A ~ Software Engineering Tools (3) ,::; M 1715-2030 Metcalf, Cathrine

onli~ courses @ hpu

ECourses are interactive, distance-educatiod courses taught online. Look for the (ONLINE) after the course name. Tuition is the same as traditional courses. For more information visit www.hpu.edu and click on distance education.

Web-enhanced courses

Web-enhanced courses are traditional cla_ssroom courses with supplemental, online material. It is strong­ly recommended that stu­dents enrolling in web­enhanced courses have their own access to a computer and the Internet. Students should have competency in accessing and using e-mail and the World Wide Web. Look for the (WEB) after the course name.

Books online

The HPU Bookstore has an Online Store to serve HPU students, parents, facul­ty, and staff 24 hours a day through the Internet. Now you can find and purchase your HPU textbooks online at the following address:

www.hpu.edu/bookstore

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1900 IS 5070 A ~ Intro to Hardware & Data Comm (3) ~ T 1715-201 O Chepkevich, Richard

1163 IS 6000 B ~ Cont Issues in I.S. Profession (3) ~ R 1715-2010 Rowland, Lawrence

1164 IS 6020 A ~ Mod Methods in Project Mgmt (3) ~ W 1715-2010 Rowland, Lawrence

1166 IS 6050 B ~ Modern Programming Practice (3) ~ S 1105-1400 Souza, Edward

1692 IS 6065 A ~ Enterprise Info Management (3) ~ F 1715-2010 Souza, Edward

2398 IS 6065 B Enterprise Info Management (3) F 1255-1550 Souza, Edward

2399 IS 6070 OS Intro to Hardware/Data Comm (3)

Chepkevich, Richard

1167 IS 6100 A Corporate Information Systems (3) R 1230-1525 Sodeman, William

1168 IS 6100 B Corporate Information Systems (3) T 1230-1525 Sodeman, William

1169 IS 6100 C ~ Corporate Information Systems (3) ~ R 1715-2010 Kukac, Gary

1170 IS 6100 D ~ Corporate Information Systems (3) ~ S 0800-1055 Amberg, Gregory

1572 IS 6100 E ~ Corporate Information Systems (3) ~ T 1715-2010 Amberg, Gregory

2718 IS 6100 FO ,,,., Corporate Info Syst(ONLINE) (3) 1,';11

Amberg, Gregory

1171 IS 6110 A Comp Software Eng (3) R 1715-201 O Metcalf, Cathrine

2721 IS 6120 A ~ Software Engineering Practicum (3) ~ W 1715-201 o Metcalf, Cathrine

1172 IS 6130 A Telecommunications (3) M 1715-2030 Chepkevich, Richard

2733 IS 6230 AO ffl Knowledge Mgmt (ONLINE) (3) ~

Prof Studies Staff

2148 IS 6340 A ~ Information Systems Security (3) ~ F 1715-2010 Chepkevich, Richard

2719 IS 7010 AO ,,,., Technology Strategy(ONLINE) (3) 1,';11

Sodeman, William

1173 IS 7100 A Professional Paper I (3) R 1715-2010 Rossi, Kenneth

1174 IS 7100 B Professional Paper I (3) R 1230-1525 Rossi, Kenneth

2723 IS 7150 A Graduate Applied Project (3) S 1105-1400 Sodeman, William

1175 IS 7200 A Professional Paper II (3) M 1255-1610 Rossi, Kenneth

Law 1150 LAW 6000 A Law for Managers (3) T 1230-1525

1151 LAW 6000 B Law for Managers (3) R 1230-1525

1152 LAW 6000 C Law for Managers (3) T 1715-2010

Quinn, Cynthia

Quinn, Cynthia

@) Harakal, Randall

2739 LAW 6000 D Law for Managers (3) S 0800-1055 Bus Admin Staff

Management 1123 MGMT 6100 AW Res Meth and Writ (WEB) (3) TR 1230-1525 Bus Admin Staff

2465 MGMT 6100 BW Res Meth and Writ (WEB) (3) MWF 0940-1140 Bus Admin Staff

1612 MGMT 6210 A Entrepreneurship (3) S 1105-1400 Bus Admin Staff

1100 MGMT 6300 A Intl Business Management (3) R 1230-1525 Bus Admin Staff

1101 MGMT 6300 B Intl Business Management (3) T 1715-2010 Villinger, Niti

1469 MGMT 6300 C Intl Business Management (3) R 1715-2010 Villinger, Niti

2485 MGMT 6300 D Intl Business Management (3) T 1230-1525 Bus Admin Staff

1620 MGMT 6430 A International Negotiations (3) W 1715-2010 Clay, Gerald

1620 MGMT 6430 A International Negotiations (3) W 1715-2010 Bus Ad min Staff

2089 MGMT 6806 AS Exploring Enterprise II (3) TR 1540-1705 Schoolland, Ken

2089 MGMT 6806 AS Exploring Enterprise II (3) TR 1540-1705

Fox-Wolfgramm, Susan

1102 MGMT 7001 A ~ Mgmt/Polic/Strat Formulation (3) ~ R 1715-2010

Fox-Wolfgramm, Susan

1103 MGMT 7001 B ~ Mgmt/Polic/Strat Formulation (3) ~ W 1715-2010 Harrison, Bradford

1660 MGMT 7001 C ~ Mgmt/Polic/Strat Formulation (3) ~ M 1715-2030 Bus Admin Staff

1104 MGMT 7051 A Professional Paper II (3) F 1715-2030 Romig, Rodney

1105 MGMT 7051 B Professional Paper II (3) F 1715-2030 Seiler, Michael

1106 MGMT 7051 C Professional Paper II (3) F 1715-2030

1565 MGMT 7051 D Professional Paper II (3)

Villinger, Niti

F 1715-2030 Cho, Yooncheong

2486 MGMT 7051 E Professional Paper II (3) F 1255-161 O Bus Ad min Staff

Marketing 1160 MKTG 6000 A Mktg Strategy for Managers (3) R 0910-1215 Ha, Joseph

1161 MKTG 6000 B ~ Mktg Strategy for Managers (3) ~ R 1715-2010 Ha, Joseph

1162 MKTG 6000 C Mktg Strategy for Managers (3) T 0910-1215 Ha, Joseph

1108 MKTG 6500 A Integrated Marketing (3) R 1715-2010 Sigall, Robert

2722 MKTG 6700 A Electronic Marketing (3) TR 1405-1530 Cho, Yooncheong

1494 MKTG 6900 A ~ Mktg Seminar (Sales Force) (3) ~ T 1715-2010 Haggblom, Ted

Nursing 1032 NUR 6000 1 ~ Intro to Adv Practice Roles (3) ~ R 1915-2205 Allison, Dale

2594 NUR 60051 Epidemiology (2) T 1715-1905

Lange-Otsuka, Patricia

1029 NUR 6020 1 ~ Advanced Nursing Research (3) ~ T 1915-2205 Burrell, Patricia

2596 NUR 6030 1 ~ Advanced Physical Assessment (1) ~ R 1715-1905 Feagai, Hobie Etta

2597 NUR 6030 2 ~ Advanced Physical Assessment (1) ~ R 1715-1905 Mau, Dionicia

2734 NUR 6110 10 ,,,., TeachNUR-CyberspaceONLINE (3) 1,';11

Holland, Judith

1685 NUR 69501 ~ Human Resource Mgmt(DS) (3) ~ W 1715-2005 Davis, ReNel

1030 NUR 6960 1 ~ AdvThry: Pri Care of Children (3) ~ W 1715-2005 Haley, Janice

1030 NUR 6960 1 ~ AdvThry: Pri Care of Children (3) ~ W 1715-2005 Marineau, Michelle

1031 NUR 69611 Practicum I (6)

1645 NUR 6961 2 Practicum I (6)

Haley, Janice

Marineau, Michelle

1464 NUR 7000 1 Professional Paper (3)

2595 NUR 7002 1

Allison, Dale

Alt Advanced Practice Option (1.5) Allison, Dale

Political Science 1717 PSCI 66011W ~ Sem: Conflict and Peace (WEB) (3) ~ W 1800-2115 Juarez, Carlos

2653 PSCI 6671 1 ~ Sem: Transitions to Democracy (3) ~ R 1800-2055 Pseja, Pavel

2647 PSCI 6805 1 ~ Seminar: Islam and Politics (3) ~ T 1800-2055 Cheng, Grace

Professional Studies 1920 PSGL 6000 AO ffl Sustain Human Sys (ONLINE) (3) ~

Whatley, Arthur

1921 PSGL 6001 AO ,,,., Power and Social Sys(ONLINE) (3) 1,';11

Whatley, Arthur

2720 PSGL 6330 AO Com Mgmt Syst(ONLINE) (3)

Prof Studies Staff

1538 PSHR 6320 A ~ Global Human Resourse Mgmt (3) ~ S 1105-1400 Uluave, Temaleti

1884 PSHR 6400 A Human Resource Management (3) T 1230-1525 Ward, Richard

1885 PSHR 6400 B ~ Human Resource Management (3) ~ T 1715-2010 Ward, Richard

1886 PSHR 6400 C Human Resource Mgmt (3) S 0800-1055 Uluave, Temaleti

2394 PSHR 6400 DO ffl Human Rsrce Mgmt (ONLINE) (3) ~

Crozier-Garcia, Cheryl

1918 PSHR 6420 AO ffl Compensation Mgmt (ONLINE) (3) ~

Crozier-Garcia, Cheryl

1539 PSHR 6450 AO ffl Safety&Health Mgmt(ONLINE) (3) ~

Crozier-Garcia, Cheryl

2025 PSHR 7021 AO ffl Prof Certification Sem in HRM (3) ~

Crozier-Garcia, Cheryl

2458 PSHR 7031 AO ffl Prof Paper in HRM (ONLINE) (3) ~

Crozier-Garcia, Cheryl

2267 PSOC 6005 AO ,,,., Scope & Mthds Resch ONLINE (3) 1,';11

Poole, Margo

1760 PSOC 6440 AO ffl Org Change & Dev(ONLINE) (3) ~

Glover, Gerald

2019 PSOC 6440 B ~ Org Change and Development (3) ~ R 1715-201 O Ward, Richard

2112 PSOC 6441 AO ffl Natl & Com Chg & DevONLINE (3) ~

Whatley, Arthur

1728 PSOC 6442 AO ,,,., Culture & Human Org ONLINE (3) 1,';11

Glover, Gerald

1371 PSOC 644-3 A ~ Chnge Lship Mod & Methods (3) ~ T 1715-2010 Zimmerman, Larry

1761 PSOC 6444 AO ffl lnnvat & Creatvty (ONLINE) (3) ~

Zimmerman, Larry

1761 PSOC 6444 PO ffl lnnvat & Creatvty (ONLINE) (3) ~

Glover, Gerald

2550 PSOC 6444 B Innovations and Creativity (3) W· 1715-2010 Zimmerman, Larry

2456 PSOC 6445 AO ffl Organizational Behav (ONLINE) (3) ~

Ward, Richard

2457 PSOC 6446 AO ,,,., Cnsult Theory & Prac ONLINE (3) 1,';11

Whatley, Arthur

2114 PSOC 7100 AO ,,,., Professional Paper !(ONLINE) (3) 1,';11

Glover, Gerald

1919 PSOC 7200 AO ,,,., Professional Paper ll(ONLINE) (3) 1,';11

Ward, Richard

Quantitative Methods 1683 QM 6010 A Quantitative Methods (3) R 1230-1525

2095 QM 6010 B Quantitative Methods (3) R 1715-2010

2097 QM 6010 C Quantitative Methods (3) T 1230-1525

Ozturk, Ugur

Ozturk, Ugur

Ozturk, Ugur

2487 QM 6110 A ~ Data Management Using Excel (3) ~ R 1715-2010 Saraniti, Brett

Social Work 2642 SWRK 6100 A Social Work Methods I (3) S 0800-1055 Okamoto, Scott

2643 SWRK 6101 A Interviewing Laboratory (1) R 1715-201 O Daniels, Lori

2644 SWRK 6201 A ~ Hum Behav in Soc Environ II (3) ~ W 1715-201 O Coach, Marlene

2645 SWRK 6900 A Graduate Practicum (3) S 1105-1230 Coach, Marlene

Study Abroad 2412 SE 6001 FRS Student Exch:Univ JML 3 (3)

Zanella, William

2362 SE 6001 SWR Student Exch:Jonkoping IBS (3)

Zanella, William

2358 SE 6001 THO Student Exch:Mahidol Univ (3)

Zanella, William

2413 SE 6003 FRS Student Exch:Univ JML 3 (3)

Zanella, William

2363 SE 6003 SWR Student Exch:Jonkoping IBS (3)

Zanella, William

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Course DesCri~tions ACCT 6000 Accounting for Managers An examination of the application of financial and managerial accounting principles to the process of planning and controlling activities of an ongoing enterprise. Budgeting is exam­ined as a means for implementing and com­municating the planning process. Integration of cost accounting, capital budgeting, and management by objectives into the planning function are studied. Prerequisite: ACCT 2010. Graduate standing.

AL 6000 Intro To The Field Of ESL A course designed for entering MATESL stu­dents, acquainting them with theories of cur­rent and historical importance in the field and with other fields that have contributed to ESL. It also introduces the research meth­ods, library resources, and bibliographic requirements for the field, including work in basic statistics and practice in using various print and non-print resources. Prerequisite: C or better in AL 2000 or concurrent registra­tion. Graduate standing.

AL 6110 Eng Phonology/Teaching of Pron An advanced course in English phonology for the prospective teacher of spoken English. Topics include the sound system of North American English, the interaction of the sound system with listening, grammar, and orthography, and methods of teaching and improving pronunciation. Prerequis(te: C_ or better in AL 2000 or concurrent reg1strat1on. Graduate standing.

AL 6120 Eng Syntax/Teaching of Grammar An advanced, practical course in English syntax for the prospective teacher of English, using the framework of transformational . grammar to analyze problems of non-native speakers in acquiring English syntax. Also included are pedagogical considerations to deal with these difficulties. Prerequisite: C or better in AL 2000 or concurrent registration. Graduate standing.

AL 6320 Language and Society Scrutinizing the relationship between lan­guage and society, this course_ app(ies such findings to the language teaching s1tuat1on. Topics include variation based on social class, ethnic group, gender, region, and con­tent. Additional topics may include one or more of the following: language planning, bilingualism, Pidgin/Creole languages, and English as a world language. Prerequisite: C or better in AL 2000 or concurrent registra­tion. Graduate standing.

AL 6710 Teaching Oral/Aural English A seminar designed for pre-service and in­service language teachers, providing them with an understanding of ESUEFL language learning and teaching principles as they apply to speaking and listening skills. Materials selection and adaptation, lesson and unit planning, and demonstration teach­ing are also components of this course. Emphasis is on methods that foster improved oral fluency, accuracy, listening skills, and vocabulary development. Prerequistte: C or better in AL 2000 or concurrent registration. Graduate standing.

AL 6720 Teaching Eng Reading/Writing A seminar designed for pre-service and in­service language teachers, providing them with an understanding of ESUEFL language learning and teaching principles as they apply to reading and writing skills. Materials selection and adaptation, lesson and unit planning, and demonstration teaching are . also components of this course. Emphasis 1s on methods that foster improved literacy skills and both fluency and accuracy in writ­ing skills. Prerequisite: C or better in AL 2000 or concurrent registration. Graduate standing.

AL 6730 Evaluation in ESUEFL A course in the principles and practices of evaluation in language learning and teaching. While classroom use of teacher-made tests is emphasized, other topics include program and institutional testing, methods of evalua­tion without tests, and teacher and program evaluation. Students develop, administer, and evaluate tests. Prerequistte: Graduate stand­ing and C or better in AL 2000.

AL 6740 Rsrch/Comp-Asslsted Lang Learn After investigating current research in CALL,

this course explores methods of using CALL and video in language teaching. Students conduct a critical review of commercially available language learning materials and develop classroom activities that incorporate CALL. Prerequisite.:_C or better in AL 2000 or concurrent registration. Graduate standing.

AL 6961 Practicum I in TESL A practicum course offering the student opportunities to observe, participate, and assist in ESL classes both on and off cam­pus. Also included is a professional develop­ment project. The individual student's back­ground is considered in designing the practicum. Periodic seminars help students explore insights gained while carrying out practicum components. Prerequisite: C or better in AL 2000; taken after the initial semester in the program.

AL 6962 Practicum II in TESL Supervised practice teaching in an ESL pro­gram at HPU or, if specific criteria are met, in another Honolulu-area ESL program. The individual student's background is considered in designing the practicum. The course includes periodic seminars and a final course notebook. Prerequisite: C or better in AL 2000; AL 6961; taken in the latest practicable term of the program.

AL 7099 Capstone Requirement The MATESL student has three choices for a capstone activity: (1} compiling an accept­able portfolio, (2) passing a comprehensive examination, or (3) completing an acceptable in-service project. Prerequisite: Graduate standing and C or better in AL 2000.

COM 6000 Introduction to Com Studies A survey course for the field of communica­tion. This course provides an overview of the historical development of communication the­ory and practice, develops student skills as a critical listener and writer, and introduces vocabulary for describing and analyzing com­munication practices. Students also develop a preliminary prospectus for the thesis or professional project. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

COM 6050 Research Methods and Materials A course that explores various methodolo­gies used in communication research includ­ing experimental, qualitative, quantitative, and formative. Various techniques such as interviews, surveys, observation, historical, focus groups, and recall are included. Students also develop skills using various databases and communication research sources. Prerequisite: COM 6000 (May be taken concurrently). Graduate standing.

COM 6300 Corp and Crisis Communication This course will examine corporate communi­cation including formal and informal hierar­chies, corporate culture, conflict resolution, leadership style, crisis management, and technology. Emphasis will be on problem­solving and critical-thinking skills. Prerequisite: COM 6000, COM 6050, and COM 6400. Graduate standing.

COM 631 O International Communication This course will examine the elements that affect communication across cultural and national boundaries. It will investigate those effects on conflict development and manage­ment, leadership style, and technology. It will develop in students the ability to communi­cate effectively and efficiently when cross­cultural and worldview boundaries. Prerequisite: COM 6000, COM 6050, COM 6040; or concurrent registration. Graduate standing.

COM 6400 Writing for the Professional A focus on the theory and practice of individ­ual and collaborative communication in a range of organizational and cultural contexts for global audiences. The course ~lso . includes identification, understanding, articu­lation, and management of co~municatio_n policies, processes, and pra7'1c~s esse~t1al to the achievement of organizational obJec­tives. Prerequisite: COM 6000, COM 605~; or concurrent registration. Graduate standing.

COM 6460 Design and Layout Design and production of publications, adver­tising, and presentation materials using . PageMaker software. Course includes: dis-

cussion of design principles; typography; use of color, layout, and paste-up techniques; printing processes, and paper selection; and theory of visual communication. Numerou~ publications are produced; however, no pnor computer experience is required. Prerequisite: COM 6000, COM 6050, and COM 6400. Graduate standing.

COM 6650 Com Law and Ethical Theory This course will examine the historical devel­opment and practical applications of commu­nication legal and ethical issues, requiring examination of American legal statutes, case law and media ethics. Focus will be on unique freedoms and responsibilities of the communication industry through lecture, research, and legal and ethical case study. Prerequisite: COM 6000, COM 6050, COM 6400; or concurrent registration. Graduate standing.

COM 6770 Media Criticism The study of how we analyze and evaluate mediated messages. Students will learn how to properly experience an artifact, put it in tts proper context, choose the appropriate model to evaluate and to apply that method to the example, being able to make a conclu­sion about whether or not the example effec­tively communicated. Prerequisite: COM 6000, COM 6050, and COM 6400. Graduate standing.

COM 6905 Campaign Planning Students create an advertising campaign for an actual product. The course familiarizes students with the strategic planning and analysis of actual advertising campaigns, media selection and scheduling, creative strategy, production, presentation techniques, and publication production. Prerequisite: COM 6000, COM 6010, COM 6050, and COM 6400. Graduate standing.

COM 6910 Selected Topics in Com Course title, content, and prerequisites will vary. May be repeated for a total of 9 credits when title and content have changed. Prerequisite: COM 6000, COM 6050, and COM 6400.

COM 7050 Graduate Project Students will apply knowledge and theory to the exploration and resolution of a communi­cation problem faced by a company or organization. The student must create a strategic plan for solving the problem, imple­ment the plan, and evaluate the results. Prerequisite: COM 6000, COM 6050, and COM 6400. Graduate standing and by con­sent of instructor.

COM 7100 Professional Paper I Initial design and development of the major research paper. Prerequisite: Completion of COM 6000, COM 6050, COM 6200 or PSOC 6440, COM 6300, COM 6310, and COM 6400. Graduate standing.

COM 7200 Professional Paper II Final preparation and presentation of the pro­fessional paper/thesis. This will include oral presentation and defense of the paper. Repeatable for a total of 9 credits. Prerequisite: COM 6000, COM 6050, COM 6500, and COM 7100. Graduate standing and consent of instructor.

COM 7300 Communication Seminar This course is designed to provide the stu­dent with the opportunity to bring together all the elements of communication studied in the major portion of the MA-Communication. The specific topics will vary from year to year based on staffing, student interest, and sig­nificant issues in the field of communication. Prerequisite: COM 6000, COM 6050, and COM 6400. Graduate standing and by con­sent of instructor.

ECON 6000 Economics for Business Microeconomic and macroeconomic issues relevant to business managers. The course provides the tools necessary for efficient business decision making and for an under­standing of the economic environment in which business enterprises must operate. Topics include market structures, pricing strategies, cost analysis, monetary and fiscal policies, and the open economy. Prerequisite: ECON 2010, ECON 2015, and MATH 1123. Graduate standing.

ECON 6400 Intl Trade and Finance An advanced study of selected problems in international trade including: trade theory and policy; current issues in free trade vs. protec-

tionism· trade and economic growth; the international monetary system; multinationals and international capital mobility; issues and prospects. Prerequisite: ECON 6000. Graduate standing.

ED 6000 The Professional Educator An introduction to the knowledge, skills, and dispositions that characterize the profession of education. Highlights the practical, histori­cal, philosophical, political, legal, ethical, social, and cultural aspects of teaching in the American educational system. Prerequisite: None.

ED 6001 Prof. Educator Field Exp Field experience that integrates practical classroom-based activities into the academic content of the accompanying Professional Educator course. Highlights reflection; devel­ops the candidate's professional and peda­gogical knowledge, skills, and dispositions; and fosters a commitment to the teaching profession. Prerequisite: ED 6000 Corequisite

ED 6100 The Adolescent Leamer A survey of topics in adolescent and early adult development, such as theory and research on emotional growth, family and peer relations, and cognitive development. This course examines the complex, dynamic, and interactive domains of adolescent devel­opment as well as the traditional and emer­gent research issues and trends in adoles­cent development. Prerequisite: None.

ED 6101 Adolescent Learner Field Exp. Field experience that integrates practical classroom-based activities into the academic content of the accompanying Adolescent Leamer course. Highlights reflection; devel­ops the candidate's professional and peda­gogical knowledge, skills, and dispositions; and fosters a commitment to the teaching profession. Prerequisite: ED 6100 Corequisite.

ED 6200 The Scholarly Teacher An introduction to the scholarship of teaching and learning. This course engages candi­dates in disciplined reflection about teaching and learning. Candidates conduct classroom­based research to study the problems or issues in education, apply research results to practice, communicate results, and engage in self-reflection and peer review. Prerequisite: ED 6201 Corequisite.

ED 6201 Scholarly Teacher Field Exp. Field experience that integrates practical classroom-based activities into the academic content of the accompanying Scholarly Teacher course. Highlights reflection; devel­ops the candidate's professional and peda­gogical knowledge, skills, and dispositions; and fosters a commitment to the teaching profession. Prerequisite: ED 6200 Corequisite.

ED 6300 The Reflective Practitioner An introduction to general principles of reflec­tive teaching. Focuses on the recursive process of planning, implementing, assess­ing, and refining teaching practices; develop­ing teaching strategies and materials; and evaluating student learning through various assessments. Prerequisite: ED 6301 Corequisite.

ED 6301 Reflect Practitioner Field Exp Field experience that integrates practical . classroom-based activities into the academic content of the accompanying Reflective Practitioner course. Highlights reflection; develops the candidate's professional and pedagogical knowledge, skills, and disposi­tions; and fosters a commitment to the teach­ing profession. Prerequisite: ED 6300 Corequisite.

ED 6420 English Curriculum&lnstruct. An introduction to teaching strategies that facilitate an effective learning experience in English classes. Major areas of focus include curriculum theory and practice, instructional design, classroom and lab management, and assessment techniques. Prerequisite: ED 6421 Corequisite.

ED 6421 English C & I Field Experience Field experience that integrates practical classroom-based activtties into the academic content of the accompanying Computer Science Curriculum and Instruction course. Highlights reflection; develops the candi­date's professional and pedagogical knowl­edge, skills, and dispositions; and fosters a

commttment to the teaching profession. Prerequisite: ED 6420 Corequisite.

ED 6430 ESL Curriculum and Instruction An introduction to teaching strategies that facilitate an effective learning experience in English as a Second Language classes. Major areas of focus include curriculum theo­ry and practice, instructional design, class­room and lab management, and assessment techniques. Prerequisite: ED 6431 Corequisite.

ED 6431 ESL C & I Field Experience Field experience that integrates practical classroom-based activities into the academic content of the accompanying English as a Second Language Curriculum and Instruction course. Highlights reflection; develops the candidate's professional and pedagogical knowledge, skills, and dispositions; and fos­ters a commitment to the teaching profes­sion. Prerequisite: ED 6430 Corequisite.

ED 6440 Math Curriculum&lnstruction An introduction to teaching strategies that facilitate an effective learning experience in Mathematics classes. Major areas of focus include curriculum theory and practice, instructional design, classroom and lab man­agement, and assessment techniques. Prerequisite: ED 6441 Corequisite.

ED 6441 Math C & I Field Experience Field experience that integrates practical classroom-based activities into the academic content of the accompanying Mathematics Curriculum and Instruction course. Highlights reflection; develops the candidate's profes­sional and pedagogical knowledge, skills, and dispositions; and fosters a commitment to the teaching profession. Prerequisite: ED 6440 Corequisite.

ED 6450 Science Curriculum & Instruct. An introduction to teaching strategies that facilitate an effective learning experience in Science classes. Major areas of focus include curriculum theory and practice, instructional design, classroom and lab man­agement, and assessment techniques. Prerequisite: ED 6451 Corequisite.

ED 6451 Science C & I Field Experience Field experience that integrates practical classroom-based activities into the academic content of the accompanying Science Curriculum and Instruction course. Highlights reflection; develops the candidate's profes­sional and pedagogical knowledge, skills, and dispositions; and fosters a commitment to the teaching profession. Prerequisite: ED 6450 Corequisite.

ED 6460 Social Studies Curriculum&lnst An introduction to teaching strategies that facilitate an effective learning experience in social studies classes. Major areas of focus include curriculum theory and practice, instructional design, classroom and lab man­agement, and assessment techniques. Prerequisite: ED 6461 Corequisite.

ED 6461 Social Studies C & I Field Exp Field Experience that integrates practical classroom-based activities into the academic content of the accompanying Social Studies Curriculum and Instruction course. Highlights reflection; develops the candidate's profes­sional and pedagogical knowledge, skills, and dispositions; and fosters a commitment to the teaching profession. Prerequisite: ED 6460 Corequisite.

FIN 6000 Financial Mgmt and Strategy The planning, acquisition, use, and manage­ment of the resources needed by a business concern. The course examines asset man­agement, capital structure, portfolio manage­ment, and risk analysis. Investment decision theory and practice are studied, and quantita­tive methods for financial analysis are reviewed. Prerequisite: ACCT 2010, CSCI 3201, FIN 3000, and MATH 1123. Graduate standing.

AN 6100 International Finance A seminar that includes contemporary issues in international finance. Technical financial issues of importance to international man­agers operating in the world arena are exa~-1ned, as well as contemporary source maten­al that focuses on current data. Prerequisite: FIN 6000 and MGMT 6300. Graduate stand­ing.

AN 6300 Investment Analysis An examination of topics such as: capital markets, security analysis, risk strategies,

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and portfolio selection from the perspective of the professional investment manager, all constituting the decision process in building and managing a portfolio. Methods of securi­ty valuation, asset appraisal, and risk analy­sis are also examined. Prerequisite: ECON 6000, FIN 6000, and QM 6010. Graduate standing.

FIN 6500 Planning: Business Owners A course that focuses on common business problems and planning objectives. It includes business continuation issues, buy-sell agree­ments, stock redemptions, planning for the disability of a business owner, and managing risk in a closely held business. Prerequisite: FIN 3000 or FIN 6000. Graduate standing.

FIN 6600 Trading Derivatives A course that covers the theory and applica­tion of Futures, Swaps, and Options. It ana­lyzes the valuation and risk of derivatives as well as focuses on the practical application of derivatives in debt and portfolio manage­ment. Prerequisite: FIN 3000 or FIN 6000. Graduate standing.

FIN 6610 Advanced Derivatives A continuation and extension of the study of a basic course in derivatives. The theory and application of Futures, Swaps, and Options are reviewed. It includes advanced methods for the analysis of the valuation and the risk of derivatives as well as focuses on the prac­tical application of derivatives in debt and portfolio management. Prerequisite: FIN 3600 or FIN 6600. Graduate standing.

FIN 6801 Corporate Risk Management The new course will make the student famil­iar with-the mathematical and statistical con­cepts and methods of modem risk manage­ment, covering all modem types of risk (Market Risk, Credit Risk, Operational Risk), their assessment and management. The risks will be discussed on an individual as well as on a portfolio level. Prerequisite: FIN 3000; FIN 6600 Recommended.

HIST 6600 Sem: Military Historiography A course that introduces the discipline of mili­tary history. It looks at the various method­ological approaches that military historians have used to the field of military history. Included are discussions of traditional "battle studies" as well as the "new" military history such as viewing military history in the broad­er context of war and society. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

HIST 6601 Sem: Theory/Practice Diplomacy A course that links together the historical study of diplomacy in its implementation as national grand strategy. The seminar looks at some of the great diplomatic and military the­orists from ancient times through today and then analyzes how their theories were put into strategic practice. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

HIST 6628 Seminar: The Second World War This graduate readings course introduces students to some of the most recent and influential literature on, as well as the major historical themes and controversies regard­ing, the Second World War. Topics may include: race and ideology, the Holocaust, campaign analyses, military effectiveness, strategic decision making, operational art, and coalition war-fighting. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

HIST 6645 Sem: The American Civil War A seminar that looks at one of the major con­flicts of the 19th century and a forerunner of modem warfare. This course deals with the strategies and battles of the war as well as some of the salient issues that arise out of the conflict including its effects on American society and culture. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

HIST 6841 Seminar: American Revolution The American Revolution, HIST 6841, encom­passes the history of the war for American independence between 1775 and 1783 and examines the conflict from the contextual, strategic, operational, and tactical levels. Inherent in this examination are those dynam­ics of politics, constitutionalism, international diplomacy, economics, religion and regional­ism that shaped attitudes and allegiances as well as provided the philosophical underpin­nings of the revolutionaries. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

HIST 6861 History of Aviation & Airpower A seminar that examines the history of air-

power and aviation in an academic setting. This seminar will cover both military and civil­ian aviation from the Wright brothers to today. The seminar will analyze the benefits, drawbacks, and misconceptions of airpower throughout the historical development of the relatively young technology. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

HIST 7601 Research/Writing-Mil. Studies A seminar that exposes students to a variety of methodologies and tools for conducting research in the field of military studies. There will also be considerable discussion on the evaluation of primary source materials as well as secondary studies used in the course of research. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

HIST 7602 Integrative Sem.-Mil. Studies A capstone course in which students prepare a polished research paper on a topic of their own choosing. The paper will integrate the knowledge base with various methodological approaches and tools that the students have developed in the course of their program of studies. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

IS 5050 Modem Prog Fundamentals This is a course in the fundamentals of mod­

. ern programming. It is meant to be a first programming course for students without a Bachelor's degree in Computer Science or as a refresher course for computer profession­als who have an interest in learning about modem programming languages and tech­niques. The course will introduce prospective MSIS students to the problem-solving and programming skills needed to succeed in a modem information technology graduate pro­grams. IS 5050 is an intensive hands - on experience that will require most students to dedicate significant amounts of time to the weekly assignments. Prerequisite: CSCI 1011 or consent. Graduate standing.

IS 5060 Software Engineering Toots A comprehensive introduction to software applications development principles and practices. The course integrates systems analysis techniques with prototyping. The objective is to study the process by which effective software systems are brought into existence. Topics include: methods and tools for software development, design heuristics, top-down decomposition, stepwise refine­ment, prototyping, and testing. The course will also cover examples of available soft­ware tools concentrating on MS Project, Rational Rose, and UML. The course requires extensive hands-on computer work. Prerequisite: CSCI 1011 or consent. Graduate standing.

IS 5070 Intro to Hardware & Data Comm A survey of basic hardware and data commu­nications principles. The course discusses topics in: machine programming sequencing and data structure addressing methods; processor evolution and design; memory structures; peripherals; fundamental commu­nications concepts; and data communication hardware devices. The course objective is to give students an appreciation for the concepts upon which computer information systems architectures are built. Students are expected to invest substantial amounts of time and energy in: reading from the text and other professional sources; completing homework problems in a thorough and professional manner; and demonstrating mastery of course concepts on quizzes and exams. Prerequisite: CSCI 1011 or consent. Graduate standing.

IS 6000 Cont Issues in IS Profession A course designed for entering IS graduate students. The course: acquaints students with the theories of current and historical importance; introduces or reinforces the tenets of the scientific method; introduces the faculty, previews key concept areas being taught in the program; discusses research designs and methods appropriate to the MSIS program; and introduces students to the hardware, software, and communications skills to be used throughout the program of studies. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

IS 6020 Mod Methods in Project Mgmt A course that combines the study of tradition­al project management topics with modern methods of software support. Students study the planning, scheduling, operational man­agement, and evaluation phases of project management. Particular emphasis is placed on detecting and accommodating discrepan­cies between planned and actual task

accomplishment. The course intends that stu­dents become proficient in the use of project management software to support PERT, Critical Path Analysis, and Resource Management. Prerequisite: Graduate stand­ing.

IS 6050 Modem Programming Practice An intermediate-level course in modern methods for the development of large-scale software systems. Visual Basic, Java, or other modern applications development lan­guages will illustrate key principles. Students design and implement program solutions to commonly occurring business problems. They also analyze problems and evaluate competing solutions for correctness, efficien­cy, and effectiveness. Students are expected to invest substantial amounts of time and energy in: reading from the text and other professional sources; completing analysis, design, and coding problems in a thorough and professional manner; and demonstrating mastery of course concepts on quizzes and exams. Prerequisite: IS 5050. Graduate standing.

IS 6065 Enterprise Info Management A classical course in database theory that comprehensively covers alternative methods for design, implementation, and management of database systems. The course especially focuses on the decision-making process with regards to analyzing needs, and capabilities while minimizing potential problems. Students investigate historical and contempo­rary thinking concerning data, database design, administration of database assets, and management of the database process. Prerequisite: IS 5050 and IS 5060. Graduate standing.

IS 6100 Corporate Information Systems A required course for many graduate stu­dents at Hawai'i Pacific University. Its pur­pose is twofold: one, to ensure that all gradu­ate students understand the building block concepts associated with modern computer and communications systems; and, two, to sensitize students to the business and man­agement implications of information systems. Using a case-study approach, students investigate the effects of technology-enabling changes on the health and welfare of corpo­rate entities and learn to evaluate the appro­priateness of competing IS-based solutions to commonly occurring opportunities in a modern global economy. All students learn to use online research services. Prerequisite: CSCI 3201. Graduate standing.

ts 6110 Comp Software Eng A rigorous academic experience that will help students master the fundamentals of modern systems analysis and design. Object-oriented methods and tools are introduced, studied, mastered and compared to structured meth­ods in systems analysis and design (SSAD) as a means for establishing a sophisticated knowledge base from which to make deci­sions regarding appropriate software devel­opment strategies. Students are expected to have already mastered SSAD methods before enrolling in IS 6110. Prerequisite: IS 6050 and IS 6065. Graduate standing.

IS 6120 Software Engineering Practicum A professionally relevant development experi­ence that helps students master the funda­mentals of modern systems design, develop­ment, and implementation. Working as mem­bers of a project team, students produce a software system that solves a nontrivial prob­lem by adhering to a formal set of develop­ment techniques (e.g., structured walk­throughs, code inspections, proofs of correct­ness). Equally important, students plan, schedule, manage, and evaluate the devel­opment process using industry standard proj­ect management techniques. Prerequisite: IS 611 O and IS 6020. Graduate standing.

IS 6130 Telecommunications A course in the technical and management aspects of modern telecommunications sys­tems. Topics include: communications funda­mentals; data and multimedia communica­tions hardware and software; design and management of communications facilities and systems; comparative telecommunica­tions standards and architectures, and migra­tion strategies from existing to new systems. Prerequisite: IS 5070. Graduate standing.

IS 6230 Knowledge Management The course provides an awareness of current theories and best practices associated with

Knowledge Management (KM). Using a sem­inar approach, IS 6230 will ask students to become expert in the areas of: identifying and valuing knowledge assets, properly man­aging intellectual capital, choosing and evalu­ating KM information architectures, and developing appropriate KM strategies for complex organizations. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

IS 6340 Information Systems Security A comprehensive introduction to information systems security. Topics include: system security analysis; security system design principles; tools to aid in security analysis; modern security practices; and testing. Using a combination of research and hands-on methods, students become familiar with mod­ern encryption methods, security breach detection, and security audits. Prerequisite: IS 6130. Graduate standing.

IS 701 O Technology Strategy A capstone course designed to extend stu­dent knowledge regarding the processes of strategy formulation and policy evaluation. Students research and compare strategic ini­tiatives based upon the timely application of information technology. Students also create and evaluate policies and procedures written for enterprise critical information systems. Prerequisite: IS 6100 or IS 6230. Graduate standing.

IS 7100 Professional Paper I Initial design and development of the major research paper. Prerequisite: IS 6000, IS 6100, IS 6110, and IS 6130. Graduate stand­ing.

IS 7150 Graduate Applied Project The Applied Project affords experienced graduate students an opportunity to demon­strate the advanced knowledge and skills associated with an MSIS degree holder. Students will create and submit a detailed proposal for an individual project of profes­sional interest to them (e.g. research paper, systems development project, software simu­lation, or other experiment). Prerequisite: IS 7100.

IS 7200 Professional Paper II Completion of the research paper. Prerequisite: IS 7100. Graduate standing.

LAW 6000 Law for Managers A course that reviews the structure of the U.S. legal system, contract, tort, and agency law, areas of law that permeate every aspect of business. Then the focus turns to areas of law closely related to business functional areas. Particular scrutiny is given to laws relating to finance, marketing, and human resources management. Finally, the growing regulation and burden imposed by federal and state statutes and administrative agen­cies are studied. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

MGMT 6100 Research Methods & Writing This course is designed for international stu­dents entering graduate studies and meant to enhance their research skills. It stresses reading business journal articles and gradu­ate-level texts, writing case-study analysis reports, and producing professional research papers on contemporary business issues. Required of all non-native speakers of English who are candidates for a graduate degree but who have not earned a previous baccalaureate degree from a U.S. college or institution. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

MGMT 621 O Entrepreneurship A seminar that investigates current innovative entrepreneurial issues. Topics include: knowl­edge-based innovation; calculated risk-taking; management of economic resources; market planning; social areas of responsibility and ethics; legal issues; portfolio management; and the political aspects of entrepreneurship. A venture/business plan is developed during this course. Prerequisite: MGMT 1000; Graduate standing.

MGMT 6300 Intl Business Management The study of the applications of management principles to multinational and international business. The course focuses on problems and issues in: social responsibility and ethics; cultural parameters; the legal environment; management information systems; strategic planning; research and development; interna­tional market development; international financial management; and political trends. The course uses the case method of study and evaluates current multinational organiza-

lions. Prerequisite: MGMT 1000; Graduate standing.

MGMT 6430 International Negotiations This course will allow students the opportuni­ty to learn fundamental skills of negotiation and mediation which are applicable across countries and cultures. Leaming is accom­plished through theoretical understanding, regular practice in simulations, and insight from experts in the field. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

MGMT 6806 Exploring Enterprise II To provide students with the hands-on oppor­tunity to establish and direct student-generat­ed free enterprise economic educational pro­grams, with the understanding of and greater appreciation for the free enterprise system. Students will be encouraged to learn, teach, and practice free enterprise through lecture, discussion, and field experience. Prerequisite: Consent of instructor.

MGMT 7001 Mgmt/Polic/Strat Formulation A critical review of the process of planning, policy formulation, and strategy evaluation in complex organizations; strategic factors in long-term survival, growth, and character of business firms; strategy and policy formula­tion and implementation with particular refer­ence to the interaction of business with its economic, social, political, and technological environment; dimensions of competitive strat­egy in industry; comprehension of manage­ment strategy and policy through simulation and case analysis. Prerequisite: ACCT 6000, ECON 6000, FIN 6000, IS 6100 or MGMT 6101, LAW 6000, MGMT 6300, MKTG 6000, PSMA 6400 or MGMT 6400, and QM 6010. Graduate standing.

MGMT 7051 Professional Paper II The design and development of a major research paper. The professional paper should be of the highest quality and should reflect the student's best efforts in applying skills and knowledge gained in graduate studies. Students in the on-campus and satellite campus MBA programs will take MGMT 7051 only. Students in the Weekend MBA program will take MGMT 7050 and MGMT 7051. Prerequisite: ACCT 6000, ECON 6000, FIN 6000, IS 6100 or MGMT 6101, LAW 6000, MGMT 6300, MKTG 6000, PSMA 6400 or MGMT 6400, and QM 6010. Graduate standing.

MKTG 6000 Mktg Strategy for Managers A marketing systems course using the case­study method, designed to provide a compre­hensive orientation to both marketing theory and practice. Various contemporary problems and solutions in marketing are covered from the perspective of the marketing manager. Major units of study include: the marketing mix; the legal environment; pricing strategy; research and analysis; the marketing infor­mation system; product/service promotion; distribution channels; consumer behavior; and strategy implementation. Prerequisite: MKTG 3000. Graduate standing.

MKTG 6500 Integrated Marketing A strategic approach to incorporation of mar­keting strategy within the corporate plan, emphasizing the importance of uniform posi­tioning. This course includes the integration of customer and the marketing mix (product, price, promotion, placement) as well as the marketing plan's integration with other corpo­rate functional areas: research, R and D, pro­duction, HAM, and finance. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

MKTG 6700 Electronic Marketing This course examines the impact of the Internet of current marketing theory and prac­tice. Of particular internet are the opportuni­ties information technology offers for interact­ing with customers and business partners. Business models and strategy are discussed from the perspective of both business-to-busi­ness and business-to-consumer marketing. To keep abreast of emerging technology, the course has a strong application tone with hand-on Web activities and projects. Prerequisite: MKTG 6000; or consent. Graduate standing.

MKTG 6900 Marketing Sem (Sales Force) A course which examines the management of an outside sales force. Topics include: 1) the field of sales management; 2) planning the sales team's efforts including budgets, quotas, and territories; 3) recruiting and train­ing the sales team including selling skills and

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NUR 6000 Intro to Adv Practice Roles The definitions of Advanced Practice Nursing (APN) roles in community environments. Theoretical content includes ethics, multicul­tural population-focused care, community coordination strategies and interdisciplinary collaboration, critical thinking, problem solv­ing, creativity, and leadership. Roles of the nurse as case manager, administrator, edu­cator, researcher, consultant, and practitioner are explored. Communication issues includ­ing assertive behavior, conflict resolution, and the dynamics of change are examined. Prerequisite: Graduate standing in nursing.

NUR 6005 Epidemiology A course on community health issues, research and conceptual theoretical founda­tions that are utilized in the study of the dis­tribution and determinants of health and dis­ease in the community. Analysis of the fac­tors that alter the course of disease and health problems are a major focus. Prerequisite: Graduate standing in nursing.

NUR 6020 Advanced Nursing Research A broad range of quantitative and qualitative methods of inquiry explored as a means to forward nursing research. Prerequistte: Graduate standing in nursing.

NUR 6030 Advanced Physical Assessment This course focuses on developing and refin­ing skills of physical assessment across the life span. Students will be conduction hands­on assessments and integrating their physi­cal assessment techniques with signs and symptoms of patient report, laboratory find­ings, and known indicators of disease and wellness. Prerequisite: Graduate Nursing Program standing

NUR 611 O Teaching Nursing in Cyberspace This course provides participants with experi­ence in applying instructional design princi­ples and concepts and evaluation strategies in the cyberspace environment. Students will experience the online classroom first hand and interact with peers and facilitators while developing a course for online instruction. There will be ongoing discussions regarding how online teaching differs from the class­room setting. Participants w!II ¥~tiqull peer course development and facilitate selected lessons. Prerequisite: NUR 6956 or permis­sion of the instructor

NUR 6960 AdvThry: Pri Care of Children Disease prevention, health promotion, and ill­nesses in children and adolescents are com­prehensively analyzed for the individual and within the context of their family and commu­nity. Prerequisite: NUR 6000, NUR 6005, NUR 6010, NUR 6015, NUR 6020, NUR 6025, and NUR 6030. Graduate standing. Corequisite: NUR 6961.

NUR 6961 Practicum I Applied advanced practice nursing knowl­edge, reasoning, and intervention skills for the prevention of disease, health promotion, arid illness appropriate to children, their fami­lies, and community are developed within this laboratory and clinical experience. Prerequisite: NUR 6000, NUR 6005, NUR 6010, NUR 6015, NUR 6020, NUR 6025, and NUR 6030. Graduate standing. Corequisite: NUR 6960.

NUR 7002 Alt Advanced Practice Option This is a two (2) semester service learning project option to NUR 7000 - The profession­al Paper. The second semester requires 200 clinical hours and 30 hours to complete the service-learning project documentation. Twenty-page paper and presentation to the community-level organization; faculty and peers is required. Prerequisite: NUR 6000, NUR 6005, NUR 6010, NUR 6015, NUR 6020, NUR 6025, and NUR 6030.

PHIL 6600 Sem:Prof Ethics & the Military This course is concerned with the ethics of warfare and professional conduct. Attention will be paid to ethical theory, the tradition of military virtues, and the moral imperatives that distinguish the profession of arms. Topics may include legal and illegal orders, just war, and the treatment of noncombat­ants. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

PSCI 4900 Sr Seminar in Intl Relations A capstone course for the international rela­tions major that includes an in-depth survey of the major methodologies and theories in the field of international relations. Students will be responsible for leading a discussion seminar, passing comprehensive exams, and producing a major research paper. Prerequisite: PSCI 1400, PSCI 2000, and all major requirements.

PSCI 6601 Sem: Conflict and Peacemaking An examination of a variety of approaches to preventing and managing international con­flict in the post-Cold War world: preventative diplomacy, negotiation, third-party resolution, track-two diplomacy, and collective security arrangements. The course analyzes the insti­tutions, both official and nongovernmental, that engage in peacemaking, and provides case studies of conflict management and dis­pute resolution. Prerequisite: Graduate Standing.

PSCI 6671 Sem: Transitions to Democracy An examination of the recent transitions to democracy (successful or still in process) in European, Latin American, and Asian coun­tries. The first part of the course considers a number of theoretical questions, among them the nature and weaknesses of authoritarian regimes as well as the general causes of their disintegration. The second part focuses on the processes of transition in Eastern and Southern Europe, Latin America, and Asia. Prerequisite: Graduate Standing.

PSCI 6805 Seminar: Islam and Politics The influence of Islam spans the world from Morocco in its far west to Mindanao and Davao (of the Philippines), the easternmost edge of its influence. This graduate-level seminar is a study of the ways in which Islam has influenced systems of rule, political ide­ologies, and political movements in Muslim communities since the 19th century. The readings provide detailed studies of Islamic nations that have adopted 'civil Islam', such as Morocco and Indonesia, as well as more religiously centered movements io various Middle Eastern states. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

PSGL 6000 Sustainable Human Systems Students will learn to think systematically through the study of the systemic structure and values that underlying the modem world­view. Alternative, emerging world views focused on sustainable structures will be emphasized. Systems thinking and a sys­tems perspective will be developed through the study of environmental, cultural, and social systems. A critical perspective is emphasized throughout the course. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

PSGL 6001 Power and Social Systems This course will focus on the relations between stakeholders' interests, conflict, and power in large organizations and other human social systems. Power models and dynamics in the cultures of nations, commu­nities, corporations, and small groups will be examined. Creative problem solving and rec­onciliation approaches are presented as means for effective and sustainable social transformation. A written critical analysis of existing power relationships in the social sys­tem of the students' choice will be required. Cases, exercises, and group discussions are used throughout the course. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

PSGL 6330 Comparative Management Systems National, regional, ethnic, and other influ­ences are common in how we lead and man­age. A conceptual framework within which students can access the problems of a changing global environment is provided. Globalization and the universal desire for economic development has led both corpora­tions and governments to seek successful models for capitalism and creating wealth. The influence of belief and values on how we manage and organize is the focus of discus­sion and assignments. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

PSHR 6320 Global Human Resource Mgmt This course examines the impact of global­ization on the HR function. Cultural diversity, expatriation, and the role of transnational firms in developing economies receive spe­cial attention. Students will investigate the similarities and differences between HR tech-

niques in national and multinational firms. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

PSHR 6400 Human Resource Management This survey course stresses a systematic approach to human resource management and decision making. The role of HR man­agers is discussed, focusing specifically on the following functional areas: strategic human resource management, workforce planning and employment, and employee and labor relations. Using discussion, inde­pendent research, and objective testing, stu­dents build their knowledge of human resource management. Prerequisite: Graduate standing. (Course is equivalent to PSMA6400)

PSHR 6420 Compensation Management This is a survey course, in which students explore the contemporary issues and chal­lenges facing compensation managers. Changes in legislation are considered, along with behavioral science theories, social and human factors, and economics. Students investigate the compensation management decision-making process, and the impact of these decisions on stakeholder constituen­cies. Prerequisite: PSHR 6400. Graduate standing.

PSHR ·5450 Safety and Health Management This course focuses on the two major forces in safety management: the Occupational Safety and Health Act and Worker's Compensation Law. Using these laws as a foundation, students learn: how to conduct safety inspections and accident investiga­tions; how to deliver specific safety training; and how theories of human behavior and motivation can be used to develop corporate safety policies. Prerequisite: PSHR 6400. Graduate standing.

PSHR 7021 Prof Certification Sem In HRM A capstone course for graduate students enrolled in the MNHRM program or MBA students with a human resources manage­ment concentration. All of the major areas in the HRM field are generally revisited. The course will be taught through a combination of lectures, in-class discussions, and experi­ential exercises that should assist the student in successfully completing the Human Resource Certification Institute (HRCI) exam­ination level of Professional in Human Resources (PHR). NOTE: Successfully com­pleting this course will not, in and of itself, guarantee passing the certification examina­tion. Prerequisite: PSHR 6400, PSHR 6120, PSHR 6420, PSHR 6450, and PSHR 6460. Graduate standing.

PSHR 7031 Professional Paper in HRM A capstone course in the MA curriculum pro­viding the student with the opportunity to integrate material mastered in various core courses. A research project leading to pro­duction of a major term paper is required. Prerequisite: IS 6100, PSGL 6000, Law 6000, PSHR 6320, PSHR 6400, PSHR 6420, PSHR 6450, PSHR 6460, PSHR 7021, PSOC 6005, PSOC 6010, PSOC 6440, QM 6010. Graduate Standing.

PSOC 6005 Scope and Methods of Research A course designed for entering graduate stu­dents. The course: acquaints students with the theories of current and historical impor­tance; introduces or reinforces the tenets of the scientific method; introduces the faculty, and previews key concept areas being taught in the program; discusses research designs and methods appropriate in graduate pro­grams; and introduces students to research materials, knowledge technology, communi­cations skills, and both quantitative and quali­tative methods to be used throughout the program of studies. Prerequisite: SOC 3100 and SOC 3200, or the equivalent of 6 credit hours of undergraduate courses in research methods and statistics.

PSOC 6005 Scope and Methods of Research A course designed for entering graduate stu­dents. The course: acquaints students with the theories of current and historical impor­tance; introduces or reinforces the tenets of the scientific method; introduces the faculty, and previews key concept areas being taught in the program; discusses research designs and methods appropriate in graduate pro­grams; and introduces students to research materials, knowledge technology, communi­cations skills, and both quantitative and quali­tative methods to be used throughout the

program of studies. Prerequisite: None.

PSOC 6440 Org Change and Development PSOC 6440 is the foundation for all MNOC and Professional Certificate in OCD courses. Students first learn the basic nature of human culture and organizational change. Then the practice of OCD is studied within larger holistic and comparative contexts for global and local change. Discussions and assignments are designed to assist the stu­dent in differentiating between change and adaptation. Change and development initia­tives in governments, communities, and cor­porations are discussed. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

PSOC 6441 Natl & Community Chg & Dev National and community level change and development is being experienced in almost every area of our contemporary world. Resolving ethnic and religious conflicts, developing market economies for global competition, resource acquisition, technology transfer, education, and creating new approaches to governance are some of the related issues. This course presents a holis­tic perspective on the issues of change and development at the macro levels of govern­ment and community organization. Models for change and development are reviewed as well as their applications in various human and environmental contexts. Specifically, change and development initiatives in eco­nomic development, public health improve­ment projects, stakeholder reconciliation, urban and environmental planning and edu­cational programs are reviewed and ana­lyzed. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

PSOC 6442 Culture & Intervention Strat. PSOC 6442 includes discussions and assignments intended to develop a working understanding of the influence of culture in various human organizations. Culture is pre­sented as the fundamental knowledge we use to create adaptive solutions for human problems. National, corporate, community, and group organizations are fundamental expressions of culturally influenced world­views and values. Frameworks for observing, analyzing, measuring, and changing culture are presented. Approaches for reconciling conflicts among stakeholders with seemingly different culture values and models for behavior are used in simulations and case discussions. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

PSOC 6443 Change Ldrshp Models & Methods PSOC 6443 presents a globally relevant per­spective for understanding the dynamics of change leadership. Issues such as power, stakeholders, and conflict are discussed via case studies. Students learn how their own worldviews, values, and personal behaviors can influence their effectiveness as leaders in different social and organizational con­texts. Self-reflection is balanced with group and organizational understanding to analyze the appropriateness and utility of various models and methods for leading change. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

PSOC 6444 Innovations and Creativity Innovation and creativity are critical aspects of organizational change and development in contemporary societies. This course explores the significance of innovation and creativity to the human experience. Relationships among creativity, change, and innovation are dis­cussed within a multidisciplinary perspective. Practical methods for creating innovation in organization and group processes are illus­trated via cases and simulations. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

PSOC 6445 Organizational Behavior This course provides HPU graduate students with a broad overview of the OB field. Theoretical and methodological understand­ings of OB are discussed and analyzed via a combination of practically based cases and research studies. Fundamental aspects of human behavior, such as motivation, commu­nication, decision making, problem solving, power, leadership, conflict resolution, and technology transfer are discussed in a global­ly appropriate perspective. Both non-Western and Western approaches to OB are com­pared and discussed. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

PSOC 6446 Consulting Theory and Practice Consulting has become a global industry, with a wide range of professional disciplines

involved. This course provides a comprehen­sive overview of the consulting profession, with particular focus on organizational struc­tures and processes for providing consulta­tion services, product development and mar­keting, and approaches for implementing effective projects and initiatives. Leaming will be enhanced by the use of cases, simula­tions, and experiential assignments. Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

PSOC 7100 Professional Paper I Initial design and development of the major research paper for students in the MNOC program. Prerequisite: PSOC 6005; SOC 3100, and SOC 3200, or the equivalent of 6 credit hours of undergraduate courses in research methods and statistics. Graduate standing.

PSOC 7200 Professional Paper II Continuing design and development of the major research paper for students in the MNOC program. Prerequisite: None.

QM 6010 Quantitative Methods A review of probability theory and statistics including traditional content from Operations Research and Management Science, namely decision analysis, simulation, project man­agement, and linear regression. The course includes a focus on field research, library research, and Internet research requiring a major research effort on the part of each stu­dent. The student learns to recognize the complications and uncertainties that are inevitably part of any decision-making or research process. Prerequisite: MATH 1123. Graduate standing.

QM 6110 Data Management Using Excel A course for developing a practical working knowledge of fundamental data management concepts that can be applied without using specialized statistical software. The content focuses on developing practical computer­based analytical skills and includes: identify­ing statistical problems; analyzing and pre­senting raw and polished data; using statis­tics in managerial decision making; and utiliz­ing more available spreadsheet software functions. Prerequisite: QM 6010. Graduate standing.

STSS 6800 Sem:20th-Ctry Intel Operations This course examines the evolution and changing nature of intelligence operations in the 20th century. The focus will be on histori­cal patterns and the technological was well as operational and political influences that shaped them. Concurrently, we will reflect on how this pattern is or is not helping the vari­ous countries and intelligence disciplines in the 'information age.' Prerequisite: Graduate standing.

SWAK 6100 Social Work Methods I This course is designed to introduce students to the basic methods of social work practice, especially the steps of the generalist model and techniques of interviewing. Attention is also paid to the ecosystem model and work­ing across cultures. Prerequisite: SWRK 6000.

SWAK 6101 Interviewing Laboratory This course is designed to help students gain skill in interviewing through supervised prac­tice. Prerequisite: SWRK 6100 or concurrent enrollment, or admission with advanced standing.

SWAK 6201 Hum Behav in Soc Environ II This course is designed to teach MSW stu­dents about family, group, and community influences on the behavior of individuals. Prerequisite: SWRK 6000 or concurrent.

SWAK 6900 Graduate Practicum I This course is designed to give students the opportunity to put social work values, skills, and knowledge into practice through super­vised work in a social services agency. Prerequisite: SWRK 6100 or concurrent.

TIM 6635 Adv Bus Law: Hotel and Travel This course examines the legal environment of the hotel and travel industry. Focal points include: innkeeper law, tort, contract agency law, and federal, state, city, and county regu­latory agencies as they relate to the travel irldustry. Issues relating to travel agencies, restaurants, and airlines are also covered. Prerequistte: Graduate standing.

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ments-A Family Hands-on Workshop, $25; Hearth and Home, $15; Art Designs Have Influenced Modem Designs, $30; The Business of Folk, $30; (Mon 12/12) The Business of Folk Lecture, 9:30am, $30.

La Bella Figura View works from the 2005 artist's workshops in Umbria, Italy, conduct­ed by George Woollard. Through 12/29.

'f World Art Bat.tzar The 24th annual event is back with its ever-plentiful selection of one­of-a-kind items. Shop for ethnic clothing, sculptures, artifacts, baskets, ceramics, wood­en animals and much, much more. Through Sun 12/11, 10am. Mission Houses Museum Step into 19th­century Hawai'i on a guided tour. Japanese tours available. Visitors can also browse the unique gift shop. 533 S. King St. Open Tue-Sat, 10am-4pm; closed Sun. Tours avail­able at 11, 1, 2:45pm; Fees range from $10 to free. missionhouses.org, 531-0481

Ho 'oulu i Ka. Nani: Breadfruit Quilts of Hawaii The 27th annual quilt exhibition fea­tures approximately 20 quilts from the muse­um's collection and some from private collec­tions, which explore the symbolism and sig­nificance of the breadfruit tree. Through 2/4/06.

Galleries Opening Journey to Kwan Yin: China 2005, by Robin Scallon Reception: Sat 12/10, 5-8pm. Sip tea with the artist on 12/11, 12/17 and 12/18, 2-5pm. Opens Sat 12/10, runs through 1/15. Eye of the Islands Photography, 1268 Young St.: 596-8068 Zen Circle Work from the Zen Painting adult-education class. Reception: Mon 12/12, 6-8pm. Opens Sun 12/11, runs through 1/6. Gallery on the Pali. 595-4047

Continuing 3-D Frogs and Garden Critters Through 12/30. Ho'omaluhia Gallery, 45-869 Luluku Rd., Kane'ohe: 233-7323 Al Furtado Through 12/17. Hale'iwa Art Gallery. 637-3366 Book Two: A Willful Suspension of Mis­belief, by Richard Earl Leon Yu Ralya Through 1/1. thirtyninehotel, 39 N. Hotel St.: 599-2552 The Colors of Hawaii, by Ed Helmick Through 12/29. Canon Gallery. 522-5930 'f Enduring Threads: Central Asian Embroidered Textiles (See Museums, page 17.) Through 1/16. East-West Center Gallery. 944-7177 Festive Friends, by Pegge Hopper and Roy Venters Through 12/31. Pegge Hopper Gallery, 1164 Nu'uanu Ave.: 524-1160 Frmnes of Mind, by Terry Hikhbranl, Eri­ka Luecke and Lauren Okano Through 1/20. Hawai'i Pacific University, Hawai'i Loa Campus, Kane'ohe: 544-0287 George~ Through 12/17. Hale'iwa Art Gallery. 637-3366 Glass Art, by Geoff Lee Bethel Street Gallery, 1140 Bethel St.: 524-3552 Good Omens, by Lauren Joy Achitoff, TOIIII Kobara, Erika Luecke, Paula Nokes Through 1/13. Honolulu Country Club. 627-1079 'f Graduate Exhibition (See page 9.) Through 12/16. UH-Manoa Art Gallery, UH­Manoa campus: 956-6888. Honolulu Island Views, by Mark Brown, Brenda cablayat., Ka-Ning Fong and Tom Smith Through 1/21. Sub-Zero/Wolf Show­room, comer ofPi'ikoi and King St.: 597-1647 Jae Raissle: Glass Work and Tom Smith: "Solitude," Clmcoal Drawings Through 12/14. Bethel Street Gallery, 1140 Bethel St.: 524-3552 'Ille Jolly Chef Collection, by Pam Tagariello Through 1/27. Cafe Che Pasta. 524-0004 The Magic of Christmas Through 12/24. bibelot gallery. 738-0368 Maribrlgit Snyder Through 1/31. Pi'ikoi Arts, 1509 Pi'ikoi St.: 489-7225 Matchbox Plus Through 12/9. Cedar Street Galleries. 589-1580 Mixed Media Miniature VIII Through 12/15. Koa Gallery, Kapi'olani Community College: 734-9374 Nature Photography, by Ross Nakatsuji; Pastels, by Halliday Piel Reception: Tue 12/13, 4-7pm; Diane Rubio performs solo

INSTANT KARMA Because giving is more fun. Because you're a philanthropist by na­ture. Because your mom is making you. Whatever the reason, share yoUF blessings this holiday season. Purchase a paper ornament to benefit the Kapi'olani Children's Miracle Net­work at the customer service counter; Windward Mall through 12/24

The PACT Hana Like Aloha Giving Tree collects gifts for children; Windward Mall through 12/11

Donate gifts to the Salvation Army Angel Tree for Windward kids ages 17 & under from low-income families; Wind­ward Mall through 12/19

Have your presents gift-wrapped to help raise funds for Special Olympics, Windward Mall

Watch and donate to PBS through 12/11 during its membership pledge drive

Pick out a Christmas ornament from the tree and buy a gift for a senior at

'ukulele. Through 12/31. Cafe 2600, 2600 S. King St.: 946-2400 New Work, by Sabra Feldstein, Hans Lof.. fel and Deborah Pacheco Through 1/27. Due's Bistro. 263-4434 Out of the Sketchbook Through 1/5. The Balcony Gallery, 442-A Uluniu St., Kailua: 263-4434 Ryhthm of Colors, by Noriko Through 12/31. The Art Board, 1190 Nu'uanu Ave.: 536-0121 Tee Shirt Art Festival Through 12/19. The Gallery on the Pali, 2500 Pali Hwy.: 526-1191 Those Were the Days, by Joe Pimental Through 12/31. Ko'olau Gallery. 988-4147 Virginia Hackfield, Chung Y. Lee Through 12/31. Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific. 531-3511 Waikiki Hula, by Lew Andrews Through 12/16. Kuykendall Hall, Rm. 106, UH­Manoa campus: 956-7647

Call To Artists 2006 Canon Amateur Photo Contest This year's theme: "Cultures ofHawaii-Celebrat­ing the Diversity of Hawaii." Entries available wherever cameras are sold and at Canon U.S.A. and Krater96. 593-8974 Acting Monologue Competition Compete for the $500 grand-prize finale (2/27). Pre­pare a 2- to 5-minute entertaining mono­logue, memorization not necessary. Audi­ence votes and celebrity guest judges deter­mine the grand-prize winner. Singers, dancers and comedians also needed. Jazz Minds Arts & Cafe, 1661 Kapi'olani Blvd.: 429-7460 Hamakua Music Festival's Scholarship Program Big Island student musicians ages 14 to 19 can compete for finanical awards. Finalists will be invited to perform during a live audition in Honoka'a in March. Complete application must be received by 12/16. hamakuamusicfestival.org, (808) 775-3378 lndie Acoustic Project The Best CDs of 2005 Awards seek full-length (25 minutes or longer) CDs that are mostly acoustic and have been or will be released during 2005 by any entity other than a major U.S. label. Submit one CD copy and e-mail contact to: lndie Acoustic Project, 570 Union Ave., Boulder, Colorado, 80304. Deadline 12/31. indiea­coustic.com, [email protected] Pi'ikoi Arts Holiday Showcase Showcase your 2D or 3D work at the first holiday show­case on Sat 12/17. Pi'ikoi Arts, 1509 Pi'ikoi

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Make a donation and place an orna­ment on the Hawaii Children's Cancer Foundation tree; Hilton Hawaiian Village through 12/30

The Honolulu Boy Choir and Hawaii Literacy team up for a book drive. Drop off donations at various events around town for libraries and the book mobile: Sun 12/17, 11:45AM, Ronald£ Bright Theatre; Fri 12/16, 7PM, Central Union Church; Sun 12/18, 6PM, McKinley High School Auditori­um; Mon 12/19, 7PM, Outrigger Waikiki

Gratitude Day on Nu'uanu raises funds for Hawaii Foodbank, Wed 12/1, 11AM-9PM

Donate items for Adopt-A-Family, in conjunction with Helping Hands Hawai'i and the Community Clearinghouse, to help hundreds of Hawai'i families in need, 440-3804

St.: 9am-5pm (8am setup). 489-7225 Rainbow Film Festival The Honolulu Gay & Lesbian Cultural Foundation presents the 17th annual event in memory of Adam Baran. Send film submissions to Honolulu Rainbow Film Festival-HGLCF, attn: Programming Committee, 1877 Kalakaua Ave., Honolulu, 96815. Early postmarked deadline: 2/15/06. hrff.org, 381-1952

Call to Authors Hawai'i High School Writing Awards Competition High school juniors and sen­iors: Enter the essay contest to win cash awards. Type no more than five pages, dou­ble-spaced on a political, economic or social development that has had a significant impact on Hawai'i's history and its relevance toward understanding the complexity of life in the state today. Send to: The Office of Scholarships and Honors Programs, HPU, 1164 Bishop St. Ste. 210A, Honolulu, 96813. Call for a nomination form. Deadline is 12/15. 544-1419 Kumu Kahua/UHM Theatre Dept. Play• writing Contest Plays for the Hawai'i Prize ($600) must be set in Hawai'i or deal with "the Hawai'i experience"; for the Pacific/Rim Prize ($450), plays must be set in or deal with the Pacific Islands, Pacific Rim or PacifidAsian-American experience; for the Resident Prize ($250) plays on any topic must be written by a Hawai'i resident (at the time of submission). Call Kumu Kahua's office for the complete rules. Must be postmarked by 1/3/06. kumukahua.org, 536-4222 Mano Scholanhip Contest Student writers ages 11 to 18 are invited to write a one-page essay entitled "Guess What Happened," describing what he or she thinks will happen in the next Mano story and why. Contest is open until 1/28/06. Cash prizes. plankton­press.com Manoa Submissions are accepted throughout the year; published twice a year. Manoa, Eng­lish Dept., University of Hawai\ Honolulu, 96822.

Learning Archipelago Author Susan Middleton pres­ents a slide show and discussion on the North­western Hawaiian Islands. Native Books/Na Mea Hawai'i (Ward Warehouse). Sun 12/11, 3-5pm. 783-2612 Brown Bag Biography Seminar The Center for Biographical Research at UH-Manoa pres-

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Sustainable Uving Workshops The Green House sponsors ongoing sustainable living workshops to help you integrate practices into your everyday life. The Green House, 224 Pakohana St.: Sat 12/10: Bamboo Crafting, 10am; Making a Graywater and Rainbarrel Catchment System, 10am; Advaoo:.d..Photo­voltaic, 1:30pm. $5-$20. 524-8427

Dance 6 Movement Adult Ballet & Modem Dance Classes Get back to basics. Ballet Hawaii. Ballet every Mon & Fri w/Minou Lallemand; Tue & Thu w/Marie Takazawa; Modern every Sun, 4pm w/Peter Rockford Espiritu or Tau Dance The­ater company member, 10-l 1:30am. $12 single class or dance card offered. 988-2652; 255-8245 The Art of Egyptian Bellydance Experience

one of the oldest forms of exercise with Shadiya and the dancers of Habibi Hawaii. Aloha Activity Center, 725 Kapi'olani Blvd.: every Sat, 1-2 pm; Allegra Performing Arts Center, 'Aikahi Park Shopping Center: every Tue, 6-7 pm. $10 per class. 739-6297 Latin Dance Night With the Salsa Kids, an i­pod giveaway and turkey dinner; all-ages, smoke-free. Atherton YMCA, corner of Uni­versity & Seaview: Sat 12/10, 6pm. $8 includes mini salsa and tango lessons. Kids ages 16 & under free. hawaii salsa.com, 256-7556

Keiki 6 'Ohana Classic Car Cruise Night Check out the hottest cars in Hawai'i, with music, door prizes and family fun at this monthly event. Wendy's Kapolei, 490 Kamokila Blvd.,

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Kapolei: Sat 12/10, 6:30pm. 689-8673 Coerver Soccer Clinic Hawaii Rush hosts this soccer skills 5-day camp for HYSA play­ers with top world trainers, Mililani District Park. 12/26 through 12/30, 4-6pm ages 7 to 10; 6:30-8:30pm ages 11 to 14. $125/$155. hawaiirushsoccer.com, hawai­[email protected] Keiki Explorer Club Kids (ages 5 & up) and parents can learn together and help recycle by "paying" for some or all of their workshop with HI 5 bottles and cans. This week: "Mak­ing Mini-books." The Green House, 224 Pakohana St.: Sat 12/10, l:30-3:30pm. $5. [email protected], 524-8427 Ohana Music Together Open House Observe demonstrations of this research­based music program for newborns to kinder­garteners and their grown-ups. RSVP. 12/7, 12/9, 12114 & 12116. 696-7500 Salsarobics for Obese Kids Open to kids ages 5 & up. Call for schedule. Aloha Activ-

ity Center, 725 Kapi'olani Blvd.: $1 O; parents free. alohaactivitycenter.com, 387-8064 Santa's Saturday Workshop Drop off the kids for singing, stringing garlands, playing games and making gifts and crafts. This week's theme: "Oh Christmas Tree." Pi'ikoi Arts, 1509 Pi'ikoi St.: Sat 12/10, 8:30-10::JOam ages 3 to lst'grade; 11:30am-1:30pm ages 2nd grade & up. $20. 489-7225 Winter SNAP Kids can learn nature activities, crafts, go on forest hikes, stream investigations, insect safaris and beach explorations during winter break. Enroll now. Hawai'i Nature Cen­ter. 12127 through 1/6, 7:45am-3pm. 955-0100

Botanical Foster Botanical Garden Liesel Vander Lee­den leads you on a tour of the gardens with a special emphasis on the history of Dr. William F. Hillebrand. Reservations required. Foster Botanical Gardens, 180 N. Vineyard Blvd.: Sat 12/10, 1pm. 522-7066 Garden Tours View rare and beautiful plants from tropical regions of the world. Reserva­tions recommended. Foster Botanical Gardens, 180 N. Vineyard Blvd.: Daily, 9am-4pm. $5; $3 kama'aina; $1 kids. 522-7066 Koko Crater Botanical Garden A two-mile loop trail leads you through a variety of dry­land plant collections from Hawai'i and around the world. Kealahou St., near Sandy Beach: Daily, 9am-4pm. Free. 522-7060 Tropical Plant Nature Walk Enjoy tropical plants and majestic views of the Ko'olaus on this guided garden walk. Reservations required. Ho'omaluhia Botanical Garden, 45-680 Luluku Rd., Kane'ohe: Every Sat, 10am & Sun, 1pm. Free. 233-7323 ~

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Questions & Answers About Our Environment

Dear Earth Talk: What's better for the envi­ronment, a fake or real Christmas tree?

- R.M. Brandt, Nutley, NJ

warns that fake trees "may shed lead-laced dust, which may cover branches or shower gifts and the floor below the tree." So heed the ad­vice of the label on your fake tree telling you to avoid inhaling or eating any dust or parts that may come loose.

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While there is no crystal clear answer to the age-old "real versus fake" Christmas tree de­bate, most environmentalists, "tree-huggers" among them, would agree that real trees are the better choice, at least from a personal and public health standpoint. Some might make a case for fake trees, because they are re-used every year and thus don't generate the waste of their real counterparts. But fake trees are made with polyvinyl chloride (PVC, otherwise known as vinyl), one of the most environmentally of­fensive forms of non-renewable, petroleum­derived plastic.

The primary downside of real Christmas trees is that, because they are farmed as agricultural products, they often require repeated applica­tions of pesticides over their typical eight-year life cycles. Therefore, while they are growing­and then again once they are discarded-they may contribute to pollution of local watersheds. Beyond the run-off issue, the sheer numbers of trees that get discarded after every holiday can be a big waste issue for municipalities that aren't prepared to mulch them for compost.

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Furthermore, several known carcinogens, including dioxin, ethylene dichloride and vinyl chloride, are generated during the production of PVC, polluting neighborhoods located near factory sites. Most of those factory sites are actually in China, from where 85 percent of the fake trees sold in North America originate. La­bor standards there don't adequately protect workers from the dangerous chemicals they are handling.

In addition to PVC, fake trees contain lead and other additives designed to make the oth­erwise rigid PVC more malleable. Unfortunately many of these additives have been linked to liver, kidney, neurological and reproductive system damage in lab studies on animals. The Children's Health Environmental Coalition

The most eco-friendly way to enjoy a Christ­mas tree is to buy a live tree with its roots in­tact from a local grower, and then replant it in your yard once the holiday has passed. Howev­er, since trees are dormant in the winter, live trees should spend no more than a week in­doors lest they "wake up" and begin to grow again in the warmth of your home. If this hap­pens there is a good chance the tree will not survive once it is returned to the cold winter outdoors and replanted.

CONTACTS: Children's Health Environmental Coalition, www.checnet.org; About.com's "How to Care for a Live Christmas Tree;' forestry.about.com/od/christmastreesl/ ht/living_ x _ tree.htm.

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Microsoft's sleek, sexy gaming machine is mighty seductive

Popping out of the Box RYAN SENAGA

A mid the prerequisite hype, the monster publicity machine, and the joystick pun­ditry regarding the

Xbox 360 as first blood in the up­coming video game console wars, the question remains, was it worth all those hours traveling from Wal­Mart to Circuit City to Best Buy and eventually to Costco to stand in line for hours?

X marks the spot: Don't let the smaller size fool you. The new XBOX is bigger and badder than its predecessor.

As much as it hurts to give the Evil Empire · a compliment, Mi­crosoft finally got it right. The 360 is sleek, it's sexy and it definitely is the most powerful video game sys­tem that ever was. At least until Sony unleashes the third Playstation next year.

It's much smaller than the origi­nal Xbox. As a diehard Sony propo­nent once said about the controllers, "They're so huge; they were made for Finnish people!" Proqlem solved here; the controllers are compact, the button configuration is less cum­bersome, and being wireless is a Buddha-send. (A rechargeable bat­tery is a must, though.)

There are some useless bells and whistles. Changeable faceplates­really who cares about changing the skin of your console unless you' re a feng shui freak? Also included with the premium package is a remote control for the system. Whoopee. The play-and-charge peripheral for the controller's battery would've been a more practical inclusion.

The real necessary piece of hard­ware in the premium edition is the 20-gig hard drive. The storage de­vice is necessary_to download good­ies from Xbox Live, so the cheaper Core System, which only comes with a wired controller and an elec­trical plug, is basically useless. To take full advantage of the 360' s ca­pabilities, one must be able to con­nect to the Net and download con­tent and updates. Without the hard drive and a broadband connection, the 360 is essentially an iPod w·ith­out iTunes. (The premium system comes with "Xbox Live Silver" that includes a free one-month trial for the Gold membership. Online mul­tiplayer is only available with the Gold Membership. The Gold Mem­bership costs money. Microsoft. You know where this is going ... )

Also, backwards compatibility with games from the original Xbox is impossible without the hard drive since an update must be installed onto your system. This can be done in one of three ways: straight through Xbox Live, download and burn a CD or DVD to manually in­stall (if you don't have an Internet connection) or order a disc from Xbox.com (available in December). Suffice it to say, downloading it

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straight from Xbox Live is the easi­est, but even then, it isn't a surefire reason to sell back your old system to Toys 'N' Joys just yet. So far, there's only a measly 200 or so orig­inal games that can play on the new system. And the selections within that 200 leave something to be de­sired. When crap like Scooby Doo! Night of JOO Frights is supported and· Star Wars: Battlefront isn't, you know something's rotten in Cyber­land.

The system plays DVD films­nothing groundbreaking here-but the cool part is, if you are logged in online, your friends can instant mes­sage you in the middle of Batman Begins. Audio CDs can be ripped to the system and played with an ac­companying visualizer that is cute, but frankly, nowhere near as trippy as the iTunes one.

Much has been made of the over­heating problem on Internet forums. It's not really a problem if you ele­vate the system and basically give it some air. (Same goes for the AC plug-box.) But yes, the rumors are true and the 360 does crash. Playing Halo 2 resulted in a bunch of system freezes and screen errors, but since this was an original Xbox game, hopefully it's just a backwards com­patibility issue and Microsoft will come up with some necessary

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ketplace is also a great way to kill time. In addition to arcade games, game and movie trailers are avail­able for free downloads. The Aeon Flux preview sure looks crisp and purty and with Microsoft Points ( ob­tained either through promotions, credit card purchases, or on pre-paid cards at retail outlets), full games can be downloaded to the hard drive. Yes, these Points effectively cost more money, but playing Gauntlet and Joust online is an old­schooler's dream and connecting to multiplayer mode to find a battle is a snap.

Your customized user profile ( created when first starting up the 360) is also a neat thing. It's also acce~ible from the Web and it shows your "Gamerscore," "Repu­tation," and entire gaming history, with progress and achievements on every game played. This can be a tad embarrassing when fellow dorks can check your Gamer Card (essen­tially your geek resume) and look at your inadequate number of achieve­ments. Damn this generation's My­Space influence.

As with any console launch, the games themselves are a mixed bag. The graphics are, so far, nothing all that extraordinary, but load times are a snap, and there is one major surprise release in the Xbox Live Marketplace. No doubt, though, fu­ture games will harness. the true power of the machine. Anyone will­ing to take bets that the 360's true killer app will probably get released around the PS3 lau~ch next fall? •

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line hike for beginners. 'Iolani Palace Grounds, Corner of King and Richards Streets, meet on mauka side: Sat 12/10, 8am. $2-nonmembers. 488-1161 Petroglyphs, Rainforest, Waterfall Trek The Hawai'i Geographic Society leads you through the rainforest to Kapena Falls on this 1.5-mile, two-hour hike. Nu'uanu Valley. Every Sat & Sun. $15. 538-3952

Food E Drink· Culinary Arts Program Designed for those interested in learning proper cooking or bak­ing techniques·. Wear comfortable, non-slip shoes and slacks. Upcoming classes include: Fruit and Vegetable Carving,~ith Chef Grant Sato, Sat 12/10, Sam-noon, $50. Kapi'olani Community College. 734-9211 Wine Tasting This week: Sake, a cool New Year's drink. Tne Wine Stop, 1809 S. King St.: Every Sat, 1-5pm. Free. thewinestop.com, 946-3707 ~ Wrath of Grapes Taste killer wines from a different presenter each week. Tu~ 12/13 theme: Sample the wines of Louis Jadot. Ifldi­go Restaurant, 1121 Nu'uanu Ave.: Every Tue, 6pm. $20 plus tax and gratuity. indigo­hawaii.com, 521-2900

Whatevahs 8 Ball Tournament Join the pros as they compete for $10,000 in prize money. Hawaiian Brian's, 1680 Kapi'olani Blvd.: Sat 12/10, noon. Free. 941-1343 Artfest The Handcrafters and Artisans Alliance presents fine art and crafts, live entertainment and great food. Ala Moana Beach Park. Sat 12/10 & Sun 12/11, 9am-4pm. Free. Audubon Christmas Bird Count Watch the birdy, count the birdy in the Audubon Soci­ety's 105th event. 12/14 to 1/5/06. $5. hawaiiaudubon.com, 988-9806 ClutterStompers Clutter challenged? Join the club. Meetings occur once a month. Har­ris United Methodist Church, 20 S. Vineyard Blvd.: Sat 12/10, 2-4pm. $10 annual fee; $1 per meeting. 735-2986, 941-4800 Exchange Club Luncheon Guests are wel­come to the weekly lunch and speech events. This week: Famous Amos talks about the cookie business. O'ahu Couni}' Club, 6800 Hawai'i Kai Dr.: Thu 12/8, noon-1:30pm: $15 for lunch. 524-0330, ext. 2 Filipino Centennial Celebration Dinner The gala dinner kicks off a year-long cele­bration to mark the 100th anniversary of the Filipinos' arrival in Hawai'i. Hilton Hawai­ian Village. Sat 12/10, 6pm. $75. 349-9319 Freedom from Pakalolo Group We know. You can't get addicted to it but maybe you want to stop. Join the 12-step support group. 1159 Bethel St .. Every Sun, 7pm. Free. 237-5121 Hawai'i Astronomical Society Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. Join the society for telescopic views of celestial bod­ies at Kahala and Waikele Community Park. 12/10, after sundown. Free. 524-2450 Honolulu Filipino Junior Chamber of Commerce New members and interested guests are invited to attend the general mem­bership meeting. Susannah Wesley Commu­nity Center, 1117 Ka'ili St.: Wed 12/7, 6:30pm. filipinojaycees.org Superman Fan and Collector's Conven­tion Is it a fan-fest? Is it a film festival? Is it a star sighting? It's all of the above with spe­cial guests Noel Neill (Lois Lane from The Adventures of Superman) and film historian John Field. Best Western Plaza Hotel, 3253 N. Nimitz Hwy.: Sat 12/10, 10am-2pm. Free. supermanhawaii.com Things Japanese Sale Shop for kimono, obi, ceramics, tea sets, dolls and other one­of-a-kind items. Japanese Cultural Center of Hawai'i. Opens Sat 12/10, runs Tue-Sat through 1/8/06, 10am-4pm. Free. jcch.com, 945-7633 Winter Solstice Fire Tribe Gathering Gather friends for this spiritual and artistic festival of chanting, dance, poetry, drums, visual art and dark-to-dawn magical fire cir­cles. Late registration open through 12/9. Wed 12/14 through Sun 12/18. Fees start at $50. firetribehawaii.org

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Neighbors Aluminum Man's Series Triathlons For the not-yet-fit. Show up and enjoy the half­mile swim and 4.2-mile run. Wai/ea Beach, South Maui: 12/11, 8am. Free. (808) 878-2949 Mark Twain Festival Actor Jerry Tracy delivers a humorous lecture, bringing to life Mark Twain at the time of his visit to Ka'u and the Kilauea Volcano. Na'aleh11 Theatre, Hilo: Fri 12/9 & Sat 12/10, 6:30pm. $10. (808) 896-1911 Passport to International Cultures Sam­ple foods from China, Japan, Italy, Hawai'i and other locales, with entertainment and a visit from Santa. King's Shop, Waikoloa, Big Island: Sat 12/10. (808) 886-8811 Sing it Yourself Messiah in Makena Sing along with the Maui Choral Arts Association in this holiday tradition. Keawalai Congre­gational Church, Maui: Sat 12/17, 7:30-9:30pm. $10 until 12/16; $15 suggest­ed donation day of show. (808) 870-5560 Sonny Ching and llalau Na Mamo O Pu'uanahulu The holiday performance fea­tures more than 70 dancers ranging in age from teens to seniors, celebrating ancient Hawaiian cultural traditions. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. Sat 12/10, 7:30pm. $5-$38. (808) 242-7469

Gay .-Gay Cruise Sail off on the Maitai Catamaran then party on the beach with DJ Rene and free pupus 'til 9pm. Every Sat, 1:30pm cruise; 5pm pau beach party. hulas.com Honolulu Gay Support and Discussion Group For gay or questioning individuals, their families and friends. Feel safe and pro­mote well-being, friendship, equal rights and justice. Waikiki Community Center, 310 Paoakalani Ave.: Every Tue, 7:30pm. 537-2000 Riot DJ Maxxx & Go-Gos at 10:30pm. Hula's Bar and Lei Stand, Waikiki Grand Hotel, 2nd floor, 134 Kapahulu Ave.: Every Thu, 9pm. riothawaii.com, 923-0669

Mixed Media American Experience The Fight tells the interweaving stories of boxers Max Schmel­ing and joe Louis. PBS Hawai'i, KHET-11 (10): Mon 12/12, 9pm. 973-1000 Great Performances: Cream Reunion Recorded in May 2005 at the Royal Albert Hall, the reunion of Ginger Baker, Jack Bruce and Eric Clapton marked 37 years since the band broke up!tPBS Hawai'i, KHET-11 (10): Sun 12/11, 7pm. 973-1000

Grassroots Council Hearing on Waimea Valley's Future The Stewards of Waimea Valley seek your help. Submit testimony; show support. Honolulu Hale, 530 S. King St.: Wed 12/7, 2pm. High-Capacity Transit Corridor Project Mayor Hannemann invites all Honolulu cit­izens t6 attend a meeting on the alternatives • currently being analyzed regal'C!ing the transit project. Tue 12/13, 5pm (Blaisdell Center) & Wed 12/14, 7pm (Kapolei Middle School). 566-2299

Craft Fairs Christmas in Honolulu Join Wabi-Sabi at the "Evening Af-faire," a Christmas tradition featuring the best local.artists and their wares. Japanese Cultural Center of Hawai'i. Thu 12/8, 5-9pm. Free. 734-3693 Great Gifts from Hawaii Artists Art glass, wood vessels, paintings, notecards, ceramics, bead and silver jewelry by Hawaii artists. The Gallery at Ward Centre. Through 12/29. 597-8034 Holiday Craft Fair Shop, visit Santa, eat, be entertained and even rent kayaks at this Friends of He'eia State Park event. He'eia State Park, 46-465 Kamehameha Hwy., Kane'ohe: Sun 12/11, 9am-2pm. 247-3156

Holiday Stuffs Breakfast with Santa Join Santa for feast­ing and family fun, including face-painting, games, crafts, costumed characters, magicians and Hawaiian entertainment. Proceeds go to Prevent Child Abuse Hawaii. Japanese Cultur­al Center of Hawaii, Miinoa Ballroom, 2454 S. Beretania St.: Sat 12/10 & Sun 12/11, 8:30am breakfast; noon lunch. $18. 440-4613 Christmas Gift of Aloha Lisa Matsumoto's book is brought to life in a 30-minute musical, followed by Santa's Spectacular Aloha Christ­mas Parade through the mall. Kids can also pose with Santa and ride the Candy Cane Train-cavities not included. Ala Moana Cen­ter Stage, 1450 Ala Moana Blvd.: Daily except Mon, 6pm show; 7pm parade. 955-9517 . Elves Can't Make This Stuff You can't find these items at the North Pole: sake sets, com­puter-chip jewelry, paintings, bags and much much more. The ARTS at Marks Garage. 11129 through 12/21, Tue-Sat, 1 lam-6pm. 521-2903 Festival of Ughts Boat Parade Maunalua performs and decorated boats float by the judges' table at this ninth annual event. Hawai'i Kai Towne Center, 6700 Kalaniana'ole Hwy.: Sat 12/10, 4:30-8:30pm. 941-0440 Gratitude Join the Hawaii Foodbank, Nu'uanu Merchants Association, the Down­town Chinatown Gallery Walk Group and the Honolulu Culture and Arts District at this open house of refreshments, holiday enter­tainment, auction, Harley Parade, chestnuts roasting on the sidewalk and more. Nu'uanu Neighborhood. Wed 12/7, 1 lam-9pm. Hawaii Yacht Club Christmas Boat Parade Deck the hulls. Gather at the marketplace for live entertainment and door prizes, photos with Santa and the festive boat parade that sails through Honolulu Harbor. Aloha Tower Mar­ketplace. Sat 12/10, 6-8pm. Free. 566-2337 Holiday Parade Parents And Children T ogeth­er (PACT) presents a parade of fire truck~ police cars, community groups and Mr. and Mrs. Claus posing for pictures. Kiihio Park Ter­race, 1454 Linapuni St.: Sat 12/10, lOam-lpm: Holly Jolty Trolley Ride and Dancing Ven­ture off on a Christmas light tour and to clubs for dancing and heavy pupus, followed by DJ Rod Moreno and pizza at 10:30pm. RSVP. Dream to Dance Studio, 661 Auahi St, 2nd floor: Sat 12/10, 7:30-10:30pm. $35. 734-0264, 372-5574 Kapolei Hale Festivities With keiki rides, entertainment, holiday music, an electric light parade and Christmas tree lighting. Kapolei Hale. Sat 12/10, 5pm. 527-5666 Lunch with Santa And magician Carlos da Silva II, who pulls a rabbit Elvis our of a P<ln of fire. Oid Spaghetti Factory, Ward Ware­house: 12/10, 12/11, 12/17 & 12/18, noon-12:30pm. 591-2513

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S yriana is an important movie. The kind that will single handedly end the war. The kind that will convince Ameri-

cans to give up their petroleum-de­pendent ways and to turn to alterna­tive sources of energy. The kind that will tank at the box office, take home Oscar gold and be forgotten about 10 years later. Yes, Syriana, with its interweaving plots, Power Point-presentation dialogue and timely subject matter-Islamic ter­rorists, greedy oil barons and stock market analysts-is that kind of movie.

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and men-who.long to spend just one sweaty night between the sheets with Dr. Ross, a.k.a. George Clooney. For those viewers, Syriana will hit with all the force of a Daisy cutter. In a single moment, hearts will be destroyed.

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Syriana is one part hard--:hitting drar-na, two parts "lecture

halfway through Syriana when the audience sees the bearded, pound­packing pachyderm formerly known as Danny Ocean lying flat on his back in a pool of his own- blood, with his massive bare beer belly ex­posed for all to see.

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Town DOLE CANNERY: 735-B lwilei Road 526-3456" + Aeon Flux (Wed&Thu 11:35, 2:10, 4:50, 7:30, 10:10, Fri-Tue 12, 2:25, 5, 7:35, 10:10); Barry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Wed & Thu 11, 11:30, 12:15, 1:50, 2:30; 3, 3:45, 4:25, 5:10, 6:15, 7, 8:30, 9:45, 10:30, Fri-Tue 11:30, 2:30, 3, 6:15, 7:05, 9:45, 10:25); The Ice Harvest (Wed&Thu 12:25, 2:50, 5:15, 7:40, 10:05, Fri-Tue 12:20, 2:50, 5:15, 7:40, 10:05); In the Mix (Wed & Thu 11:25, 2:05, 4:40, 7:10, 9:35, Fri-Tue 2:05, 4:50, 7:25, 10:05);Just Friends (Wed & Thu 12:05, 2:45, 5:20, 7:50, 10:30, Fri-Tue 2, 4:35, 7:10, 9:50); Pride and Prejudice (Wed & Thu 11: 15, 2:55, 6:55, 10, Fri-Tue 11:55, 6:55); Rent (Wed&Thu 11:45, 3:40, 7:05, 10:25, Fri-Tue 1:15, 4:15, 7:20, 10:25); Shopgirl (Wed & Thu 11:05, 1 :40, 4:45, 7:20, 10:15, Fri-Tue 1:40, 4:10, 7, 9:45); Walk the Line (w+ t 11:40, 3:05, 3:30, 7:20, 9:40, 10:20, Fri-Tue 11:40, 3:05, 7:10, 10:15); Yours, Mine and Ours (Wed-Tue 12:20, 2:40, 5:05, 7:15, 9:25, Fri-Tue 12:25, 2:40); Zathura (Wed & Thu 11:20, 1:55, 4:20, 6:45, 9:20, Fri-Tue 1:55, 4:20, 6:50, 9:20);

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nab, third, nab, fourth most shock­ing moment. The first comes sec­onds before during what will be re­membered as the most excruciating torture scene since Reservoir Dogs.

As Bob Barnes, a down-on-his­luck CIA spook with a "specific skill set," Clooney leads a more than able ensemble-Matt Damon, Chris Cooper, Amanda Peet and William Hurt. All do noteworthy jobs, espe­cially Clooney. But the two stand outs in Syriana are noted vets Christopher Plummer (The Insider,

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The Sound of Music) as a cutthroat legal bigwig and Jeffrey Wright (Angels in America, Broken Flow­ers) as his executioner-in-pencil­pusher-clothing underling. It's good to see Plummer in the middle of a career renaissance, and Wright is well on his way to becoming the type of character-actor chameleon who can give Gary Oldman a run for his money.

drama and more of a documentary about the evils of the oil industry, the sinister shenanigans of the CIA and the Middle Eastern sheiks who sell out their own people for a quick buck. Watching the film is akin to reading a health department pam­phlet on how to protect yourself against STDs. In the end, Syriana is well-meaning and thought-provok­ing for sure, but unfortunately its subject matter is so esoteric and its tone is so dramatically flat that only fans of CSP AN will enjoy it. •

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+ Aeon Flux (Wed & Thu 12:40, 2:45, 4:50, 7:15, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); Chicken Little (Wed & Thu 12:50, 2:45, 5:05, 7:05, Fri-Tue call theater forshowtimes); Barry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Wed & Thu 12, 3:30, 7, Fri-Tue call thejlter for showtimes); The Ice Harvest (Wed&Thu 1, 3:15, 5:15, 7:40, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes);Just Friends (Wed & Thu 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:30, Fri­Tue call theater for showtimes); Pride &

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SIGNATURE WINDWARD STADIUM: 46-056 Kamehameha Hwy., Bldg. G 234-4000 + Aeon Flux. (Wed & Thu 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:25, 10, Fri-Tue l.l:25, 2:45, 5, 7:25, 9:45); Chicken Little (Wed & Thu 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:40, 9:45, Fri-Tue 12:45, 2:55, 5:05, 7:10, 9:15); Barry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Wed& Thu 10:45, 11:30, 12:25, 2:25, 3:15, 4:15, 6:15, 7, 7:45, 9:40, 10:20, Fri-Tue 12:35, 3:55, 7:15, 10:35);Just Friends (Wed & Thu 12:20, 2:40, 5: 15, 7:35, 10:05, Fri-Tue 12:55, 3:05, 5:20, 7:35, 9:50)"; Rent (Wed & Thu 12:45, 4, 7:20, 10:30, Fri-Tue 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:40); Walk the Line (Wed-Tue 12:40, 3:50, 7, 10:10, Fri-Tue 1:05, 4:05, 7:05, 10:05); Yours Mine and

Ours (Wed& Thu 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35,

Fri-Tue 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:35);

• Thu 12/8: In the Mix (Wed & Thu 11, 1:30,

4:30, 7:30, 10:20);

• Fri 12/9: The Chronicles of Narnia:

The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

(Fri-Tue 12, 12:30, 3:15, 3:45, 6:30, 7, 9:30,

10:15); Syriana (Fri-Tue 1:30, 4:30, 7:30,

10:20);

East KAHALA 8-PLEX: Kahala Mall, 4211 Wai'alae Ave. 593-3000

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call theater for showtimes); The Ice Harvest

(Wed & Thu 1:25, 3:45, 5:55, 8:10, Fri-Tue call

theater for showtimes) ;Just Friends (Wed &

Thu 1:15, 3:40, 6:05, 8:30, Fri-Tue call theater for

showtimes); Rent (Wed & Thu 1:40, 4:35, 7:50,

Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); Walk the

Line (Wed& Thu 1:45, 4:45, 7:55, Fri-Tue call

theater for showtimes); Yours, Mine and

Ours (Wed&Thu 1:20, 3:35, 6:10, 8:20, Fri-Tue

c;ill theater for showtimes);

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Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); Bee

Season (Wed& Thu 1:25, 3:50, 6:15, 8:35, Fri­

Tue call theater for showtimes); Chicken little

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Fluxed up RYAN SENAGA

B efore the dawn of the reality show when MTV still played videos, sets of Alice in Chains and Pearl Jam

were broken up by innovative pro­gramming like an animated variety show called Liquid TV. One of the segments was a futuristic cartoon called Aeon Flux. It was violent, grotesque and sexually explicit with cyborg spinal taps, S&M strips of 1eather passing as clothing, and a cu­rious obsession with nipples, eye­balls, dismembered limbs and sali­va-dripping tongues. Most memo­rable though were creator Peter Chung's renderings of the charac­ters: hideously gnarled facial ex­pressions, wiry musculatures with protruding, seemingly double-joint­ed bones and more severe bikini­waxes than Madonna's "Hung Up" video. They barely resembled hu­mans, giving the impression that

Central MILILANI TOWN CENlER STADIUM 14: 593-3000 + Aeon Flux (Wed&Thu 11:45, 2, 4:15, 7: 15, 9:30, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); Chicken Little (Wed & Thu 12:30, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); Get Rich or Die Tryin' (Wed & Thu 12, 5, 10, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Wed& Thu 11:30, 12, 12:30, 2:45, 3:30, 5:15, 6:30, 7:30, 8:30, 9:45, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); The Ice Harvest (Wed & Thu 11:50, 2, 4:10, 7:15, 9:25, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); In the Mix (Fri-Tue 11:30, 2:45, 5, 7:35, 9:50, Fri-Tue call theater for showtirnes);Jarhead (Wed & Thu 11:40, 2:25, 5:15, 8, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); Just Friends (Wed & Thu 11:35, 2:20, 4:45, 7:20, 9:45, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); Rent (Wed& Thu 12:05, 3, 7, 9:50, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); Walk the Line (Wed & Thu 11:45, 1:30, 3:15, 4:35, 7, 8, 10, Fri-Tue call theater for showtirnes); Yours, Mine and Ours (Wed & Thu 11, 1:15, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50, 9:55, Fri-Tue call theater for showtirnes); Zathura (Wed & Thu 2:40, 7:45, Fri-Tue call theater for showtirnes);

PEARL HIGHLANDS: 1000 Kamehameha Hwy. 455-6999 + Aeon Flux (Wed&Thu 12:15, 2:40, 5:15, 7:30, 9:55, Fri-Tue 12, 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:25); Chicken Litde (Wed-Tue 12:10, 2:40, 4:50, 7:10, 9:15, Fri-Tue 12:30, 2:45, 5:15, 7:30, 9:50); Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Wed&Thu 11, 11:45, 12:30, 2:30, 3:30, 4:15, 6:15, 7, 8, 9:45, 10:30, Fri-Tue 10:15, ll:30, 1:40, 2:55, 5:05, 6:30, 8:30, 10:20);Just Friends (Wed & Thu 11: 15, 1:45, 4:05, 6:25, 9, Fri-Tue 12:20, 2:50, 5:10, 7:35, 9:55); Walk the Line (Wed & Thu 12:40, 3:45, 7:15, 10:20, Fri-Tue 12:40, 3:45, 7:15, 10:20); Yours Mine and Ours (Wed & Thu 11:35, 2:15, 4:55, 7:25, 9:40, Fri-Tue 11:25, 1:45, 4, 6:40, 9); Zathura (Wed & Thu 11:10, 1:40, 4:10, 6:40, 9:10, Fri­Tue 10:25, 12:55, 3:25, 6:55, 9:30);

• Thu 12/8: The Ice Harvest (Wed & Thu 12:35, 2:55, 5:20, 7:45, 10:05); In the Mix (Wed& Thu 12:20, 2:45, 5:10, 7:35, 10); Rent (Wed&Thu 11:55, 3:40, 7:05, 10:25);

Aeon Flux was . better left to MTV

man was not quite done evolving. All this makes the casting of Os­

car winner Charlize Theron as the ti­tle heroine is slightly problematic. She was uglified for Monster and North Country, but in a role that calls for her to be truly deformed, she is statuesque again. She looks great in the skimpy outfits, but that's missing the point of the original se­ries. Theron's overwhelming beau­ty isn't the only thing wrong with this live-action version of Aeon Flux. Even though the filmmakers included the show' s trademark housefly-eyelash-catch, so little is taken from the actual story base that it barely qualifies as an adaptation.

• Fri 12/9: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (Fri-Tue 9:15, 10, 10:45, 12:15, 1, 1:45, 3:15, 3:55, 4:45, 6:15, 7, 7:45, 9:15, 10, 10:45); Syriana (Fri-Tue 10:30, 1:30, 4:20, 7:25, 10:15);

PEARLRIDGE.WEST: 593-3000 + Aeon Flux (Wed & Thu 12, 12:45, 2:30, 3:15, 5, 5:45, 7:15, 8, 9:25, 10:10, Fri-Tue call theater for showtirnes); Chicken Little (Wed &Thu 11:45, 12:05, 1:45, 2:15, 3:45, 5:45, 7:45, 9:40, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); Get Rich or Die Tryin' (Wed & Thu 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:50, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); Harry Potter and the Goblet ofFire (Wed & Thu 11:45, 12:30, 1, 3, 3:45, 5, 6:15, 7, 8:15, 9:30, 10:15, Fri-Tue call theater for showtirnes); The Ice Harvest (Wed & Thu 12:45, 3:30, 5·•'5, 8, 10:10, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); In the Mix (Wed &Thu 1, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 10, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes);Just Friends (Wed & Thu 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); Pride & Prejudice (Wed & Thu 12:15, 3:45, 7:05, 9:55, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); Rent (Wed & Thu 12:30, 1, 3:30, 3:55, 7, 7:3P, 9:45, 10:15, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); Walk the Line (Wed & Thu 12:30, 3:30, 4:30, 7, 7:30, 9:45, 10:15, Fri-Tue call theater for showtimes); Yours, Mine and Ours (Wed & Thu 1, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45, 10, Fri-Tue call theater for showtirnes);

North Shore IMAX POLYNESIAN CULTURAL CENTER: 55-370 Kamehameha Hwy; (Closed on Sundays.) 293-3280 + Dolphins (Wed-Tue 130, 4, 6 p.m., Japanese-language version 5 p.m.); The ming Sea (Wed-Tue 1230, 3 p.m.);

lA'IE CINEMAS: 55-510 Kamehameha Hwy. (Closed on Sundays) 293-7516 + Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Wed& Thu 6:15, 9:15, Fri 3, 6:15, 9:30, Sat 12, 3, 6: 15, 9:30,);

• Thu 12/8: Yours, Mine and Ours (Wed & Thu 7, 9:30);

• Fri 12/9: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (Fri 4, 7, 9:50, Sat 1, 4, 7, 9:50);

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Regardless, it is the year 2415 and a virus has wiped out 99 percent of humankind. The remaining 1 per­cent lives in the walled city of Breg­na under the totalitarian rule of Trevor Goodchild. Rebel forces work to free themselves of this regime and to assassinate the leader, they send their best killer, Aeon Flux. When it comes time to pull the trigger, the lithe markswoman hesi­tates. Why? Who cares? After the 45-minute mark, all the killer blades of lawn grass and rolling grenade marbles can't make you give a crap.

Everything would've b~n OK if the movie worked as its own cre­ation, but what we are left with is a generic and rather boring, PG-13, female-assassin-in-the-middle-of-a­futuristic-cloning/genetic manipula­tion-conspiracy flick.

More perplexing is the choice of Karyn Kusama, director of the nu­anced female boxer movie Girlfight, to make this film her second feature. Perhaps she thought she could bring a certain strength and feminist psy­chology to the character, but unfor­tunately, her work at sci-fi revision­ing seems strained and unoriginal. • Even Oscar winner Frances (Fargo) McDormand seems to be slumming; the red wig she wears gives her an uncanny resemblance to Carrot Top.

Aeon Flux should have been an R-rated feature-length cartoon. •

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Art House DORIS DUKE THEAlRE: Honolulu Academy of Arts, 900 S. Beretanla St. $7 general, $5 members. 532-8768 + mectrtic Shadows (Wed 1, Thu 1, 7:30); The World (Fri & Sun 1, 4, 7:30, Tue 1, 7:30);

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Ministry of Fear (Sun 12:30, 4, 7:30); Double Feature: Suddenly a: Cornered (Mon 12:30, 4, 7;30); Enchanted April (Thu & Sat 2, 4, 6, 8);Johnny Got His Gun (Fri 2, 4, 6, 8);

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Unattributed film synopses indicate movies not yet reviewed by HW staff 'l Indicates films of unusual interest

Opening The Chronicles of Namla: The Uon the Witch and the Wardrobe C.S. Lewis' fantasy comes to the screen as a big deal. Lots of spec­tacle, lots of nuance-but will this charmer turn

into a franchise? Syriana Seereview on page 30.

Continuing Aeon Flux See review on page 31. Derailed Jennifer Aniston and Clive Owen in a thriller said to make Aniston a real movie star. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Event movies are review-proof in the sense that fans will brave the box-office crowds no matter what they've heard, good or bad. The Harry . Potter franchise falls into this category and advance word called this the best and darkest in the series. Though done in a non-gory, PG-13 way, a Hogwarts student's death and a quick instance of self-dismemberment definite­ly qualifies Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire as the darkest of the film adaptations of JK Rowling's novels. But it's only the sec<1nd best. Because we've seen all the magical reahn ele­ments in other cinematic incarnations, going darker has somehow made the proceedings less breathtaking. As the characters (and the fran­chise itself) enter adolescence, a child's awe at the supernatural happenings can no longer be used to ignore the amiable series' borderline­pedestrian formula. Pop culturally speaking, one cannot help but be drawn to Goblet; it's still escapist fun and · kids in the audience loved it, but a second view­ing for an adult may require having a young­ster around. (Reviewed 11/23 )-Ryan Senaga Get Rich or Die Tryin' 50 Cent stars in a con-

troversial movie that some are protesting as too violent. The Ice Harvest This is what Hollywood calls counter-programming-going against all the warm and fuzzy holiday movies with a real . gooey thriller. However, a movie this heavy­handed and badly-paced, anq with only half the wit it needs, doesn't counter anything. This nay-saying critic departed the theatre, wishing he had seen an Ashton Kutcher movie instead. Stay away from The Ice Harvest in droves. Have parties. Pray for John Cusack's career. And have a big stiff drink on me. With ice. (Reviewed 11/30)-Bob Green In the Mix Usher stars as a bodyguard. He also sings and "dances." 'i Jarhead If the first half of the often rivet­ing Jarhead, about Marines in the first Gulf War, were as good as its second half, it would become a classic-up there with Full Metal Jack­et and The Thin Red Line. And it just might become a classic anyway, once certain histori­cal points, now in process in Iraq, become a lit­tle less propagandized. Based on Anthony Swofford's memoir, the movie nicely omits some of Swofford's hindsight, and concerns itself with the problem of alienation in a kind of war that its participants simply cannot "understand." In 2005, Jarhead can show us detail that earlier war movies could not-post­modern boredom in the desert punctuated by bouts of masturbation, volatile language, occa­sional violence, fears of infidelity at home sometimes proved. (Reviewed 11/9) -B.G. Just Friends He's fat. No one loves him. He thins down. Then other complications follow. Ryan Reynolds stars with other unknowns. It's a comedy. · 'i Pride and Prejudice After such contem­porary incarnations as Bridget Jones's Diary and Bride & Prejudice, television director Joe Wright makes an impressive debut with this generation's proper adaptation of Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice. The film is very capably done (the lush cliffs and wet, foggy

fields of green are mesmerizing), but in the end, it takes no real chances with its adaptation to stamp it as unique, but it is still a Worthy inter­pretation with a great cast, sumptuous cine­matography and a pacing with an appealing

·quickness. It's Merchant-Ivory for the iTunes world. (Reviewed 11/30) -R.S. Rent With an outstanding cast-six of them from the original Broadway production-the movie version of the popular works. If left to the less talented, the material would likely send you home with a headache as it pounds you into the ground with deathbeds and funerals an,p heroin needles. Director Chris Columbus (Harry Potter films one and two, Home Alone) keeps the pretense and moralizing in check. No sign of actor self-indulgence; characters are three-dimensional, relationships layered and real. Forget about jetting to New York for the stage version. This one's all you need. (Reviewed 11/16)-Becky Maltby 'i Walk the Une If you've had your fill of a year's worth of movies about celebrities rising to the top, indulging in booze and pills and shots, plummeting, and then being redeemed by love, it's understandable. However, you must now put that aside in order to see the Johnny Cash/June Carter biopic Walk the Line. As directed and co-written by:James Mangold, this biopic is far better-as drama and in its love story chemistry-than Ray, with more than just the requisite climbing up the ladder, falling off the wagon and cleaning up his act scenes. (Reviewed 11/23)-B.G. Zathura The game becomes a movie, a sequel of sorts.

Art House & Short Runs 'i Capote The screenplay for this film about Truman Capote finds the essence of its story and illuminates it-there's no fat and no self­indulgence. You shouldn't overlook Capote. It's a hell of a lot better than you think it is. (Reviewed 11/2)-B.G. Varsity

ElECTRIC SHADOWS Dir: Xiao Jiang. China. 2004. 95m. NR Mandarin w/E.S.

''A lovely, elegant paean to the joy and liberty that films offer ... Electric Shadows is sweet and

accomplished and Xiao Jiang is a terrific new find." - HOLLYWOOD REPORTER

December 7 and 8 at 1:00 p.m. December 8 at 7:30 p.m.

The World Dir: Jia Zhangke. China. 2004. 139m. NR. Mandarin and Shanxi w/E.S.

"It's a heartbreaking, beautiful movie that gains strength from its deep characterizations." - SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE

December 9 and 11 at 1 :00 p.m., 4:00 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. December 13 and 14 at 1:00 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.

'i Electric Shadows (China, 2004) Beijing B.T. (before television) is the main story set­ting here, bookended with present-day Beijing (A.T.). Our Hero reminisces about his love for movies, when a rapt audience sat in the dark­ness, dreaming as one. This is, we're told, the charming Chinese equivalent of Cinema Par­adiso. Film, it says, was mythological, televi­sion an equalizer-a context for no context, and dangerous. Doris Duke Theatre, Honolulu Academy of Arts, 900 S Beretania St, Wed 11!1, 1PM, Thu 11/12, 1 & 7:30PM, $5 gener­al, $3 students, 532-8768 'i Enchanted April (U.K., 1991) Cult film (based on a 1921 novel) about two repressed ladies who rent an Italian villa-and change their lives. Directed by Mike Newell (Four Weddings and a Funeral; Goblet of Fire). Much beloved by those who know it-and soon to be a production at Diamond Head Theatre (auditions on Dec. 16). Movie Museum, Thu 12/8 & Sat 12/10, 2, 4, 6 & 8PM, $4 members, ts general, 735-8771 'i Flic Story & Ministry of Fear (double feature) Flic Story (France/Italy 1975): A thriller with icons Alain Delon and Jean-Louis T rintignant. Ministry of Fear (1944 ): Fritz Lang's version of the Graham Greene novel. Movie Museum, Sun 12/11, 12:30, 4 & 7:30PM, $4 members, $5 general, 735-8771 'i Good Night, and Good Luck Shot in arresting black and white and rich with seam­lessly interwoven archival footage, George Clooney's Good Night and Good Luck is a fascinating look back at a dark era in our nation's history. It is a conversation about our era, set in the America of the 1950s. The first clue thereto is that unlike other recent explo­rations of that time, this film skips right past the familiar trope of hypocritical, maybe-not­so-lily-white-picket-fence 1950s and goes straight for the jugular of red-baiting, McCarthyism and fear. (Reviewed 11/9) -Ragnar Carlson. Varsity, Dole

'i Jolmny Got His Gun (1971) Anti-war film (based on his novel) by writer-director Dalton Trumbo (once blacklisted by HUAC) in which our main character-a horribly disfigured, torn­apart soldier-thinks back on his experience. Graphic, effective. Movie Museum, Fri 12/9, 2, 4, 6 & 8PM, $4 members, $5 general, 735-8771 Journey Inside Tibet (2005) Maui resident Lama Tenzin's pilgrirnmage to Tibet. University of Hawai'i HIG Auditorium, Wed 12fl, 3:30 & 7pm, Art Auditorium, Sun 12/11, 5PM, $4 members, $5 general, 532-8768 Suddenly & Cornered (double feature) Suddenly (1954):Frank Sinatra assassination thriller on ole blue eyes' boithday. Cornered (1945): A revenge-thriller with the near-forgotten Dick Powell, as directed by (once HUAC-blacklisted) Edward Dmytryk. Movie Museum, Mon 12/12, 12:30, 4 & 7:30PM, $4 members, $5 general, 735-8771 'i The World (China, 2004) The great post­modern theme: how globalizatiori affects hUJI\an life, this time in Beijing. The setting is World Park, an odd synthesis, the Academy's Konrad Ng tells us, of Las Vegas (the mob) and Epcot Center (the affluent Right). Direct­ed by Jia Zhangke .. Doris Duke Theatre, Hon­olulu Academy of Arts, 900 S Beretania St, Fri 12/9 & Sun 12/11, 1, 4 & 7:30PM, Tue 12113 1 & 7:30PM, $5 members, $7 general, 532-8768

Coming soon Fun With Dick and lane, Jim Carrey and Tea Leoni remake _the old Jane Fonda comedy; Peter Jackson's King Kong, in which a slight­ly over the hill giant Kong falls for Naomi Watts; Woody Allen's Match Point, said to be one of the 10 best of Allen's 37 movies, a drama about social climbing and viol~nce.

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To me, there's nothing better than home­made-homemade bread, a homemade birthday card, a

homemade meal. It says someone actually cared enough-was pas­sionate enough-to sink a sliver of soul into the creation. In the world of wine, family wineries embody that feeling of authenticity. Whether first-, second- or fifth-generation winemakers, you can practically taste the passion in each sip.

Sometimes the difference be­tween corporate and homemade boils down to one factor: cash. Cor­porate wineries often focus on the profit machine, with enough re­sources to compete on price and vol­ume. Smaller, family-owned winer­ies don't have deep pockets, so they create demand by producing craft­made, quality-driven wines. It works.

Grant Burge, a fifth-generation winemaker in Australia's Barossa Valley, has been in the wine busi­ness most of his life. His family ar­rived in Australia in 1855 and be­gan producing fortified dessert win.;;s like port. After noticing a shift in consumer demand to table wines (like Cabernet Sauvignon or Shiraz) in the 1970s, Grant began focusing his attention in that arena. In 1986, Grant established a name­sake winery with his wife and busi-

ness partner, Helen, producing world-class Shiraz. When asked about the advantages of being a family-owned winery, he refers mostly to the business challenges. Although he feels freer to concen­trate on long-term vision rather than on the bottom line, the lack of cor­porate cash can hurt. But he stays positive and dedicated, as does his staff, most of whom have been with the family business for 10 or more years. Burge also admires the ef­forts of two other Australian fami­ly-owned wineries, Y alumba and D' Arenburg.

Dick and Nancy Ponzi have pro­duced wines in Oregon since 1974, when Pacific Northwest wines were far from cool. Along with other pi­oneers like Dick Erath from Erath Vineyards, they saw an opportunity to create excellent Pinot Noirs in a climate similar to France's Bur­gundy. The Ponzis, along with their children Luisa, Michel and Maria, run the winery with a "philosophy of innovation, experimentation, re­spectful stewardship of the land and achieving consistent excellence in our wines." And they succeed, magnificent! y.

It's all for the passion of the vine. Toiling day after day doesn't seem to hurt as much if your name is on the bottle. "Everyone thinks I'm a masochist for keeping this up," Grant admitted. ''This business is 24 hours a day." When's the last time you enjoyed a 24/7 job? •

---Recommended Wines Grant Burge 10 Year Tawny Port (Australia). SW= 7. $20 375-mL half bottle. Absolutely delicious. Hot and sweet like honey on toast. Like warm raisins dipped in nuts and caramel. Comforting like a roar­ing fire on chilly night. Might be hard to find-ask for it at retail­ers like Tamura's and The Wine

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Grant Burge 2003 Miamba Shi­raz Barossa Valley (Australia). SW= 2. $15. Full-bodied, dark, sensuous and seductive, with no apologies to other weaklings. The gushing blackberry and cedar punch you in the face, and

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Ponzi 2004 Arneis Willamette Valley (Oregon). SW= 2. $20. Steely and tropical yet' dry and full-bodied, like a cross between a Chardonnay and a Sauvignon Blanc. Ameis is an up-and-com­ing grape that might make you a believer. ****·

Ponzi 2003 Pinot Noir Willamette Valley (Oregon). SW = 1. $30. Full of personality and peppery, like the wild girl on the cheerleading team. Ripe, lively cherries are the pompoms.

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A Taste of New York God hates Atkins tradition receive equal treatment in any classroom discussion of cre­ationism. That tradition? Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

please Him?) Theological implications aside,

FSM represents an even bigger ad­vance for gastronomy-FSM is thought to be the first carbohydrate to achieve deific status. Although there was that whole Virgin Mary toast thing.

JJ37 11th Ave at Wai'alae Ave, Kaimuki (737-DELI). Daily 9:30AM-9PM. Sand­wiches: $11.95-$14.95. Cheesecake: $9.95. AmEx, Disc, MC, V. A Taste of New York is O'ahu.'s closest thing to a bite of a Big Apple deli, serving overstuffed Reubens and Eisenberg ' s corned beef from Chicago. Fifteen bucks may seem steep to Honoluluans used to paying $2 for a thin teri-beef sandwich, but these monsters come loaded with 11 ounces of meat. Must try: hou~e-made cheesecake. Based on a recipe from New York's Carnegie Deli, it's not too sweet and the flavorful crust melts in the mouth.

Move over, Alice Waters-the food/body/spirit movement has a new champion. In June, as the Kansas school board's debate over intelligent design reached a fever pitch, out-of-work physics grad Bobby Henderson issued an open letter demanding that his faith-

The Internet being the Internet, things took off from there, and now thousands of His disciples log on to venganza.org regularly to debate the finer points of FSM. (Is eating pasta a sacrilege, or does ij

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. www.venganza.org

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gredients. A menu star is the short ribs braised in massaman curry-your spoon sinks into the long-simmered meat. Neighborhood office workers pour in for the $8.95 all-you-can-eat buffet.

Well Bento 2570 S Beretania St, ewa of University Ave, second floor (941-5261). Daily 10:30MH3PM. Plates: $6.50-$7.95. Cash and checks . Kristal Wilcox and Todd Brown loved this quasi-macrobiotic (it serves "transi­tional" meat dishes) plate-lu.nch spot so much they bought it when they heard former owner Harris Brazina was clos­ing up shop. They've kept the menu and everything else intact, so you can still get your chicken Louie and tahini gravy.

Old-time favorite The Crouching Lion out in Ka'a'awa is offering a special Christmas day lunch and dinner. The menu includes Prime Rib with your choice of steamed rice, mashed potatoes or French fries. Hot vegetables, rolls with butter, blueberry cream cheese pie dessert and coffee, hot tea or iced tea beverage. Lunch: Keiki 12 and under $8.95, adults $15.95 • The Vegan Gourmet offers a freshly prepared, delicious, fully balanced and generously portioned weekly meal package for just $65. The menu always includes whole grain pilaf, soup, organic greens, tofu and veggies, veggie pasta and a chefs weekly spe­cial. Specials include enchiladas, loafs & casseroles. • Have food news? Email editori­[email protected]

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W hy is it that ancient Greek and Roman paintings, sculp­tures, and other works of art depict

males with such small genitalia? My first thought was that the artists wished to draw the viewer's atten­tion to other, more important, as­pects of the work. However, my roommate has pointed out that this treatment has the opposite effect. I really don't think evolution has treated us as kindly as this artwork might lead us to believe. So why the small penises? -Phil, Los Angeles

Phil, it's time we had a little talk about the Greeks.

You remember the Greeks. They were the guys (and it was mostly

guys-women at the time were mainly relegated to childbearing and housekeeping or sex object­hood, and were seldom heard from) who pretty much invented what we now think of as Western civiliza­tion. Their ideas about culture and society, which the Romans copied, influence us to this day. The Greeks also ... well, we'll get into a dis­cussion of Greek sexual preferences some other time. For now let's just say they were fascinated by male beauty, and in particular by (ahem) the penis.

The Greeks weren't shy about displaying their manly attributes. Nudity was celebrated in Greece as in no culture before or since. We're so used to nude classical sculpture and painting that we figure that's how everybody walked around back in those days. In fact, however, male nudity in art and among athletes and warriors was largely confined to the ancient Greeks, for whom it became a point of pride-they considered embarrassment at having to disrobe for sports a sign of barbarism. Ad-

miration of the manly form at times verged on the cult like; the more heroic bits of male sculpture, small penis or no, have an erotic charge that can make even a straight male sweat. Naked women were depicted too, but less often, and you some­times get the feeling the artist's heart wasn't in it.

The penis shows up in Greek art a lot-big ones as well as small ones. For example, there's the temple of Dionysus on the island of Delos, which features giant stone penises carved in the third century BC. De­capitated now, they're still impres­sively scaled and in a state of salute. (The academic term describing this condition, incidentally, is ithyphallic.)

Sculptural depictions of the erect penis were an everyday sight in the classical world. A common bound­ary marker and household totem in ancient Greece was the berm, origi­nally a representation of the god Hermes. It consisted of a head on top of a simple squarish pillar­your basic super sized Pez dispenser -unadorned except for, in front, an amply proportioned, usually erect, and sometimes arrestingly protru­sive penis and scrotum. Scholars tell us that such decorations were apotropaic (you learn a lot of vocab­ulary in this field)-that is, intended to ward off evil, and that folks back then paid no more attention to them than we would to a lucky horseshoe. Maybe. All I'm saying is, stuff that even now we'd consider hard-core porn you saw then just walking down to the Piraeus.

The ancients were also unembar­rassed by graphic displays of sex. Greek men - to be precise, male Greek aristocrats-figured if it moved, they could have sex with it, orat least look at pictures about hav-

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ing sex with it. We have countless examples of crockery showing vari­ous combinations of humans, deities and the occasional animal engaged in the amatory act, most of it pre­sumably used as party favors to put the lads in the mood. Even in painterly scenes having nothing to do with sex the genitalia were often conspicuously displayed.

From this vast array ofXXX-rated artwork we can make a few deduc­tions about Greek aesthetic prefer­ences, genitaliawise (here I mainly follow Kenneth Dover's landmark study Greek Homosexuality, 1978): 1. Long, thick penises were consid­ered- at least in the highbrow view- grotesque, comic, or both and were usually found on fertility gods, half-animal critters such as satyrs, ugly old men, and barbarians. A circumcised penis was particularly gross. 2. The ideal penis was small, thin and covered with a long, tapered foreskin. Dover thinks the immature male's equipment was especially ad­mired, which may account not only for the small size but the scarcity of body hair in classical art. A passage from Aristophanes sums up the most desirable masculine features: "a gleaming chest, bright skin, broad shoulders, tiny tongue, strong but­tocks and a little prick."

You're thinking: How times have changed. Ain't arguing. Of course, we do have to take into account a contributing factor: Artists' models were nude, and their studios lacked central heat.

Comments, questions? Take it up with Cecil on the Straight Dope Message Board, www.straight­dope.com, or write him at the Chicago Reader, II E. Illinois, Chicago 606II. Cecil's most recent compendium of knowledge, Tri­umph of the Straight Dope, is avail­able at bookstores everywhere.

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(March 21-April 19): Science writer Carl Sagan liked to say that "Ex­traordinary claims require extraordinary evi­dence." He often invoked that idea in his cru­sade to debunk theories he considered out­landish, like the proposition that extraterres­trials are visiting our planet. While I think Sagan's measuring stick is usually quite useful, you should be careful about applying it too fa­natically in the coming week. Surprising and marvelous possibilities are headed your way, and at least one of them will be very real but impossible for your rational mind to validate.

(April 20-May 20): In Sicily, the word "mafia" once meant beauty, charm, excellence or boldness. In its modern usage, both in Italian and English, none of the old senses of the word have survived. It refers to organized crime and conveys a sinister mood. I encourage you to identify a compara­ble thing in YO\ll' own life, Taurus: a situation, influence ·or relationship that was formerly a blessing, but that has now degenerate4 into a source of darkness. Is there anything you can do to resurrect its original glory? If it's even re­motely possible, now is the time you're most likely to accomplish it.

GiffilNI (May 21-June 20): About 149 light years from llarth, astronomers have discovered a planet in a solar system with three stars. If you lived on that world, you'd regularly see three different sunrises, one each by a yellow, orange and red sun. I tbink that happens to be an apt metaphor for your cur­rent state of affairs, Gemini. Several potent sources are competing" to be your lodestar; you can't decide which one you want to be your wellspring of meaning. I'm not saying that's bad. In fact, it could be very interesting. But lf you choose to keep indulging in this di­vision of your attention, you will have to work hard not to become scattered.

Oune 21-July 22): Have you seen the TV show Lost? One of the tales it tells is about a character named John Locke, who has been confined to a wheelchair for years. When the plane he's riding on crash­es on a Pacific island, he is not only unhurt, he recovers the use of his legs. The accident itself is somehow the mysterious cause of the mlra­cle. J predict that you will be the beneficiary of events that have a metaphorical or mythic re­semblance to Locke's story. Luckily, the trig­gering experience will be nowhere near as scary or dangerous as Locke's. And while the resulting transformation may also be less spectacular, it will fix a knotty problem or re­store a lost capacity.

uo Ouly 23-Aug. 22): You have gone through feline phases before, Leo, but your current resonance with cat-like energy is extraordinary. I wouldn't be sur­prised lf you felt desires to undulate when you move, scratch furniture, sleep more than usu­al rub yourself against people you love, act d~wnright inscrutable, and get lots of high­quality alone time. I also suspect you'll need to find a way to express a pressing urge to hunt. My advice? You might want to seek guidance in some of those horoscope books for cats, like CatAstrology by Michael Zulio or Starcats by Helen Hope.

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(Sept. 23-0ct. 22): "Dear Rev. Brezsny: I had a dream that I was inside a drawing by M.C. Escher. Every time I reached the top of a stairway I found myself again at the bottom of the same stairway. I couldn't tell which way was up and which was down. Depending on how I turned my head, the sky was above me and full of swimming fish or it was below me and full of Dying birds. I kept seeing a snake swallowing its own tail. What does it all mean?" -Puzzled Libra. Dear Puzzled: I believe your dream points to three experiences that a lot of Llbrans are hav­ing right now: I. Opposites are not only start­ing to attract; they may even be flowing into each other. 2. Beginnings and endings are not merely overlapping; they may both be con­tained in the same situation. 3. An influence now entering your life has arrived here from eternity.

SCO~PIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): George ill was King of England from 1760 to 1820. During the last years of his reign, he gradually became more and more insane, talking to himself for hours on end and ad­dressing trees as if they were people. When he first began losing his mind, his servants and assistants decided they would try to make him feel more comfortable by acting crazy them­selves. Their collusion with George's patholo­gy is an extreme example of a situation that all of us are at risk of. Our associates and loved ones may fall into a rhythm of going along with our odd ideas and bad habits, encouraging us to continue doing what we probably should­n't do. I think this could be a potential prob­lem for you in the coming days, Scorpio. Your allies may not bust you or call your bluff, which means you'd better do it yourself.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): "If they can get you asking the wrong ques­tions, they don't have to worry about the an­swers," wrote novelist Thomas Pynchon. Be­tween now and the end of the year, Sagittarius, please gaze into a mirror and tell yourself that advice regularly. You can't afford to let any­one--authorities, experts, enemies or even friends-set the ground rules or define the contours of your quest for the truth. Your driv­ing passion should be to frame the unique questions that will lead you inexorably to what you need to know next. (P.S. The answers you receive will be wrong until you frame those crafty questions.)

OIPIICO~N (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): "If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead." So said the hu­morist Gelett Burgess, and now, just in time for your Shedding Season, I'm offering his advice to you. It's high time for you to get rid of all the old stuff you possibly can, including not only the major opinions that you've outgrown, but also mementos that have lost their meaning, clothes that no longer match your self-image and once-exciting adventures that have suc­aunbed to numbing habit

-IIQU-IIIIUS Oan. 20-Feb. 18): Writing in November's&quiro, Chuck Kloster­man described the National Football League as one of the most successful socialist institutions in the world. As evidence, he notes that rich teams in the biggest markets are required to share their revenue with poor teams in small markets. The league's best franchise in recent years, the New England Patriots, has won so many games because its star players have vol­unteered to accept reduced salaries, making more cash available for the team to assemble the best possible collection of second-line players. I recommend a similar approach to you, Aquarius. It's a propitious time to bring the NFL's brand of communalism to the group or business or tribe that's so important to you.

PISCIS (Feb. 19-March 20): ''There are two tragedies in life," said George Bernard Shaw. "One is to lose your heart's de­sire. The other is to gain it." If we satisfy our deepest longings, in other words, we lose our primary reason for living. We love to feel our yearnings so much that we're devastated lf they're ever quenched. Or so the argument goes. But I'm here to tell you, Pisces, that you have a good chance of refuting this theory in 2006. I think you'll get exactly what you've wanted and then thrive in the aftermath. A crucial key to this potential success story will

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