Itt Sports

Football looks to kick some UMass

An Associated Collegiate Press Four-Star All-American Newspaper and a National Pacemaker

In Section 2

Victory in Atlantic City is a

toss of the dice page B5

FREE

Grad student hit by Mack Truck A former varsity soccer player is in serious condition with severe head injuries.

walk ing out of Willard when he saw Osmond lose control of her bicycle.

Ac co rding to Macke, while Osmond fel l to the left , in the direc tion of the truck, h e r bicycle traveled toward the cars park ed on the side of the street. He said he then saw Osmond' s upper body run over by the truck .

"We are very posi tive about her recovery," she said.

"We are very positive about her recovery. I feel good after

BY PETER B. HALL Staff Reporter

A graduate student sustained severe head injuries in a bicycle accident in front of Willard Hall Education Building Tuesday afternoon, Newark Police said.

According to police, Kelly Osmond (ED GR) lost control of her bicycle and fell while she was being passed by a tractor trailer driven by Charles Miller, of Harrisburg, Pa.

A man burns down the house, .then kills himself

Murder, suicide in Ogletown BY LAUREN MEDNICK Stall Reporter

A 38-year-old man shot and killed himself and his wife after leading his three children safely out of his burning Ogletown home Monday morning.

Stephen Hazzard shot his wife, Louise Hazzard, 33, twice in the head at approximately 2 a.m. , just after he phoned his mother and told her to pick up the children at his Todd Estates residence, said Curtis M. Clifton, acting media coordinator for New Castle County Police.

Clifton said the three children, ages 9 through 12, were unharmed and being cared for by relatives.

Hazzard, of 16 Pierson Place, allegedly woke the children and told them to go wait outside in the family's automobile, he said.

He then splashed an unreported flammable liquid throughout the house, set it on fire and then shot himself once in the head, Clifton said.

The State Medical Examiner's office has concluded the Hazzards ' cause of death to be from gunshot wounds and an investigation by the Delaware State Fire Marshall's office proved the fire was set intentionally.

Chief Jeff Smith, of Newark's Aetna Hose, Hook and Ladder Co., which responded to the incident, said the fire was minor.

Osmond re mains in se rious but stable condition in the intensive care unit of Christiana Hospital , a spokesperson said .

Mary Martin, of the Graduate Student Academic Affairs Office, v is ited Osmond Wednesday and said she was being treated for a depressed skull fracture and was taken off a respirator Tuesday night.

Police said no charges were filed against Miller, who

re fu sed to comment, although an investigation is still being conducted .

Megan Tamagny (AS SR ) was driving down Main Street just behind Miller when she saw O smond appear from underneath the truck.

Tamagny pulled over and went into the Deer Park Tavern, where she phoned for an ambulance.

Kevin Macke (AS SO) was

Macke said he could not tell, however, if her head had been injured by the impact of her fall or the truck

Martin said she feels confident about Osmond 's prognosis .

visiting her." -Mary Martin

"I feel good after visiting her."

Ron Whittington has taken over the reigns of the university's affirmative action program after serving under President Roselle for three vears .

I'm no Whittingtom! N UD ,.pf:• [ • [ • h d "H mmphs" and "Yeahhs" "That was an unfortunate ew aJJ lrma lVe ac lOn ea arose from the audience, and thing that happened last year at

R Wh • • h b h b several heads spun to see the the press conference," says On ltflngton as een UTf y direct rec ipient of Plant's wrath. Whittington, leaning back in his Ron WhiLtington just sat. office chair but never wavering

what he COnsiderS a bad rap. Motionl ess.. from the interviewer's eyes.

BY IEFF PEARLMAN ·Editor in chief

see WHITIINGTON page A3

page Bl

FRIDAY

UDdrug arrests soar over past year From 26 in 1992 to 52 in '93, many aren't just saytng no. BY SANoY ORMSBEE Cop y Editor

The number of drug-related arrests at the university has nearly doubled from 26 during the 199~ fiscal year to 52 during the 1993 fiscal year , said Lt. Joel Ivory of University Police.

In addition, the number of drug violations reported to Public Safety increa·secf !rom 4J m t ':J':JL to 68 in 1993, Ivory said .

Des pite these increases, he sai d : "I don't know that the numbers are significant enough to show a trend [in drug use ] . Maybe we're getting better at enforcing it."

Marijuana violations in particular have al so increased .

Twenty-five people were arrested for marijuana possession in 1993 as opposed to 16 arrested in 1992, Ivory said .

Dean of Students Timothy F. Brooks, who recently returned from a conference sponsored by the University of Vermont which focused on alcohol and drug issues and liability, believes there is a national trend in marijuana use .

"Clearly marijuana use is on an increase throughout the country -especially on both coasts, " he said.

Brooks sa id the number of drug policies handled through the Dean of Stud en ts office dur ing the month of September increased from four last year to fi ve this year.

"An in crease of one doesn't sound like mu c h, but it's 20 percent, " he said.

Although there has not been a specific crackdown on drugs recently at the univ ers ity , Ivory said, " Some violation s occur when officers come acro ss drugs during other arrests ."

Although the number of drug ­related incidences has risen , Ivory said the number of alcohol­related violations has decreased from 324 in 1992 to 289 in 1993 .

Brooks said the number o f alcohol cases has decreased over the past three years, from 599 during the 1990-91 year, to 505 during the 1991-92 year, to 439

see DRUGS page AS "It only took 10 minutes to

extinguish, but it was enough to fill the house full of thick smoke," he said . "So much so that you couldn't see your hand in front of your face.

"Nobody could have survived this fire," he said.

He added that when firefighters arrived at the scene, they were told there were two people trapped in the house.

R on WhitL ington sat motionle ss, his three ­piece suit and heavy-set

torso glued to a chair in the Perkins Student Center' s Rodney Room.

conference arranged by the univ ers ity 's Concerned Black Students .

On this day , however, he was clearly alone.

As Whittington remained in his frozen state, various speakers took the podium to complain about what they termed "brutal" University Police treatment in an incident involv ing several black Christiana Tower residents earli er in the week .

It is more than a year later now, a nd Whittington s truts around his new third floor Hullihcn Hall office like a father roo s te r g uarding a ne st. The timid , express ionless man from . the Rodn ey Room is long gone now, replaced by a smiling, happy -go -lucky fellow - a form e r Delaware gridder who proudly points to the Blue Hen football picture hanging on one of the office walls .

Jay can'~ walk here no more

It was Sept. 24, 1992 , and

"When we got upstairs to the master bedroom, we found two individuals lying on a bloody bed," he said.

In addition to a hand gun lying on the bed, two containers marked as gasoline were also found, Smith said.

Clifton said further

AAA African-American

Administrator•

The first in a 3-part series.

The word s were harsh but just , more against the situation than any particular individual.

Then state representative AI 0 . Plant took the stage.

After holding the position of assistant to the president fo r thr ee yea rs under David P . Roselle, Whittington is now the un ive r s it y's director of affirmative action and multi ­cultural programs.

BY CHRISTINE GALASSO Cop y Editor

Stree t-w alking was always a crime - but s tree t crossing ?

Look out jaywalkers , Tuesday m a rk ed th e first day of crosswalk duty for the Newark Poli ce Department, who will monit o r the tr avels of area pe de stri ans and motorists and issue ti c kets to tho se not obeyin g traffic laws.

South , Main Street by Hardees and North College and Delaware Avenues periodica lly throughout the week .

Pr imarily during the daytime, officers will be giving tickets to jaywalkers, as well a s to motorists who do not stop at the crosswalks, Lt. William Nefosky said.

investigation revealed that Hazzard and his wife were having domestic problems.

see SUICIDE page A4

Whittington was one of more than 100 black face s at a press

"We must get action from administrators ," Plant said . "And we must- we must ­keep on Ron Whittington to do something ."

With the transition has come a freedom from the heat - along with wha t Whittington believes is a new chance to maximize his potential.

Poli ce offi cers will be present on South College A venu e , as wel l as Kent Way

These violation s do not have specified penalties, and it i s possible that a court appearance will be required if a ticket is

see JAYWALKING page A3

UDHISTORY On Oct. 20, 1969, The Review published candidates for Homecoming. The candidates were all women, and even fraternities were represented by

L;...... ____ .....J female students. COMBS Sharon Combs won.

CONTENTS Campus Flash .. A2 Section 2 .......... 81 Police Reports .. A2 Music madness.B2 Freshman Movie Lines .... B2 Daze .... .. .. .... ... . A2 Spons .... .. .. ...... B5 Health .............. A2 Sports in Review .. 84 How it Classifieds ............ 87 Wc;>rks ...... .. .. A4 Comics .. ......... B8

In Review & Opinion . . . • O'Donnell on responsibility • Geis black-gay relations • Nolan on the Denny verdict

Mother Nature is a jerk. Expect temperatures in the low 60s, with sunny skies but a cool breeze from the North. Saturday and Sunday should be for of the same, with possible rain.

INSIDE REVIEW It may not be as good as The Review (heh heh), but UpDate still manages to get some infonnation out. Some see it as a publicity-only kind of publication, but it truth it 's read by most students and faculty. On AS.

From Larry Holmes-Gerry Cooney boxing matches to gamblers with millions, Atl antic City draws them all . Take a jump from casino to casino wi th

The National lnquirerreported of a high-selling Miss America collectors doll that is shockingly made -in Taiwan The IS­inch porcelain replica sells for almost $200 in most ...._ ___ __.. wres .. DOLL

. A2. THE REVIEW. October 22, 1993

CAMPUS FLASH A lookatUD happenings

A History of Delaware

In its latest exhibit, "Delaware in Wartime," the Morris Library is displays material depicting the First State's role in America's wars.

The exhibition, which portrays the role Delaware and Delawareans have played in times of war, including the revolutionary period through World War II, is being held in the Special Collections Gallery on the second floor of the library.

Timothy Murray, head of special collections at the library, said the exhibited materials range from "things people would expect to find, like speeches from congressional figures, to diaries and letters from everyday life."

The detailed labeling of the materials provides the university community a chance to look at the contributions Delaware citizens made in these historic times, he said.

The numerous books, manuscripts, maps, photographs and documents are all from the library's own collections.

Murray said most of the materi.al was given as gifts to the university years ago and remain a part of the library today.

"The main reason we hold exhibits such as this one is to make students and faculty aware that we have this information and that it is available for research," he said.

" Delaware in Wartime" will run through Dec. 17, and is open to the public Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. and until 8 p.m. on Tuesdays.

Students lend helping hand

While many students earn extra money by delivering pizza and waiting on tables, more than 100 university students have been recreational aides for the Delaware Autistic Program .

Dom Squittiere, community curriculum specialist for the recreational program, a part of the I 0-year-old state-wide Delaware Autistic Program, said: "The program helps to mainstream students with autism. It's challenging but rewarding work."

Jen Bahring (AS JR) first applied for the job because it seemed interesting, she said. Bahring now works with autistic students twice a week at the YWCA and said the job is great. "I feel everyone has a special quality," she said.

The recreational program operates Monday through Thursday and offers up to 50 autistic students activities such as swimming, bowling, hiking and rm\en.Cating.

Squittiere said, "A few university students who have worked recreation are now full­time teachers for the autistic program."

Dave Woodside, a former university student who originally saw his position with the program as "just a job," now works full time for the program and is back in college to get a teaching

THE REVIEW Pamela Wray DeStefano

LEAN, MEAN & CLEAN! Students bag some trash by Main Street in an effort to enforce community neatness. degree. got a craving to play chess and

"The recreational program realized there was no organization helps to give kids lifetime skills," at the university, he sought the Woodside said. help of two Bartol professors to

help solve his dilemma.

Check out the chess club

When Paul Gardner (AS SO)

Twenty-seven members met Tuesday night in the first official meeting of the new university chess club.

Stephen Barr, Bartol associate

see CAMPUS page A 7

Freshman Daze

Hey, you look a lot like ... me!?

By Meredith Cohen

Something is rotten in the city of Newark. I knew it all the time. And I mean outside of the fact that the basic livelihood of this city is dependent upon the umbrella industry.

A few days ago I was speaking to a sophomore who graduated from my high school. It was pleasant to see a familiar face, and we talked for a little while . She asked me how I liked the university ~hus far, and, amid other complaints, I told her I wished there was more diversity here.

She agreed - to my partial dismay - because I thought there was a possibility of just being overly critical. She also added that after a while people here tend to get "filed out around the edges."

I was completely alarmed at the fact that someone was relaying this information to me not as an opinion but as a casual fact.

This is my own private hell, this so called rounding out around the edges.

At first I started to panic - all I could envision in my mind was one of those ridiculous prevention type advertisements screaming "careful kids, this could happen to you!"

Could I actually cave in and join the herd t.hat. is so blind it r.lln hardly see beyond the white picket fences and luxury sedans in their two-car garages? How could she be so calm?

Then I regained my senses . It can't happen to me. I'm too sick of the breed of evasive realism that defines reality as blind acceptance of everything that goes on around us. It is not a little known fact that many students here, and perhaps most universities, give new meaning to open-mindedness (and I don't mean the sort that refers to awareness).

It would be novel if people CQuld see past "college world" and ritual weekend puking feasts and not be so easily satisfied. Call me a radical, an idealist or even (that inconceivable term) a nonconformist, but I would like to see this country salvaged from complete societal inertia.

Okay, so sometimes when I pass a frat party I do think the apocalypse is at hand . I guess it 's just a sign of the times, and that's what's so frightening.

But maybe it's not that bad. Some students ·here don't act as if they have been imprisoned in a dungeon for the first 18 years of their lives . Some actually are slightly disgruntled with the human condition.

Apparently students like my wise friend realize what is going on and don't allow it to aggr<tvate them too much.

Wow! What a concept. From now on I'll attempt to be more amused and less offended with life's little idiosyncrasies, like hearing Beavis and Butt-head jokes 37 times during lunch.

So looking out from "college world," this controversial freshman is still surviving - even after an exam everyday this past week. Although I feel like the human pressure cooker, I am still alive and kicking.

My pen is always ready and willing to ravage college life and all its stimulating attributes. I'll have to thank my friend for the quick scare and the hopeful insights .

This freshman ts still rough around the edges.

Meredith Cohen is a freshman from Richboro, Pa. Freshman Daze appears every other Friday in The Review.

~MEW :

Hepatitis: Attack of the liver-damaging viruses An Associated Collegiate Press Four-Star All-American Ntwspapu

,BY- DENNIS O~BRIEN /; ·; J-;·> 1Stall Reporter ·

'. The term hepatitis {~~·s·el' y refers t~ ~~elal dJ.ffflienLvJJ.:Use.s, which attack the liver . Because their effects are so similar, they are frequently thought of as being the same disease .

Hepatitis A and hepatitis B are ·the types most commonly :discussed. A third category, :previously known as non-A, non ­:B has been recently named ·hepatitis C , said Dr. Dyanne Westerberg, a university :physician . A fourth strain , ·hepatitis D, is an infection that is on~y transmitted with hepatitis B. · Hepatitis B is the most _dangerous type, according to the Feb. 9, 1990 issue of the :Morbidity and Mortality Weekly ;Report, and can cause serious long-term damage to the liver. · Symptoms of acute hepatitis .infection include anorexia, ·fatigue, nausea, and abdominal ·pain. Jaundice, a yellow :discoloration of the skin, is also ,sometimes present.

It occurs most frequently

among y~~ng. ~~uHs, accprdiqg to the magazine, and it cannot be transmitted by sharing utensils or cigare,ttes , pr Qy ~j~sing. , ..

It is spread much like AIDS, said Francisco Averhoff, a physician in the hepatitis department of the Centers for

!Health&~. Life I Disease Control.

The groups most at risk for exposure to hepatitis B are heterosexuals with multiple partners, intravenous drug users , homosexual men and health care workers, Averhoff said . . Of the estimated 200,000 new cases in the United States last year, 41 percent were infected by heterosexual contact, 14 percent by homosexual contact and 12 percent through contaminated needles, Averhoff said.

Rate s of infection for homosexuals and intravenous

drug , u ~~rs are ~eclining by~ause those groups are more likely to take precautiofls to 1Jrevent AIDS .• Avernoff sllid. . .

However, he said, the rate of heterosexual infection is on the rise, but can be prevented by using condoms.

The acute illness lasts from three to 16 weeks, with full recovery in one to four months, Westerberg said .

After recovery, the person is immune, she said, but a certain percentage of those infected become carriers and run the risk of developing cirrhosis or cancer of the liver.

Hepatitis B is the only strain with a known vaccine , which consists of three shots in the shoulder given over a period of six months, Westerberg said

The hepatitis B vaccine may provide immunity for an indefinite time, but some physicians recommend a booster shot after seven years, she said.

In an effort to eradicate the disease, doctors are, "routinely giving the [vaccine] to babies, "

she .said . I Sh e also s ~ i '~ " ~ rye rrii'g'Gt '

rec ommend people to get vaccinated befo re ' 'becoming sexually active.

Relatively few people die from the initial infection, but its effects are unpleasant .

Ian Fischer (HR SR) said he knew someone who had hepatitis, and said it was easy to tell that she was infected.

"My aunt had hepatitis . Her skin turned yellow and she was really scary looking . She was sick for months," Fischer said.

The Centers . for Disease Control's preliminary statistics for this year indicate Delaware had 128 cases of hepatitis B, nine of hepatitis A and 103 of non-A and non-B hepatitis as of Oct. 2.

Last year there were 208 cases of hepatitis B, 56 of hepatitis A, and 191 of non-A and non-B. according to Centers for Disease Control.

The university does not keep statistics for the incidence of specific illness, a secretary at the Student Health Center said .

The College of Nursing and th{ p~ysica!' iherapy department have been urging their students to g.e . .t .. vaccina.ted against hepatitis, although Westerberg said the disease does not pose a significant risk to the general student population.

Despite all the rumors, she explained, hepatitis is not spread through casual contact.

The College of Nursing strongly recommends nursing students be vaccinated against hepatitis B, said Dr . Pam Beeman, assistant dean of the College of Nursing .

The nurses might be exposed to the "highly contagious disease with serious long-term effects" in a hospital environment, Beeman said.

The physical therapy department encourages its students to get the vaccine also, said Paul Mettler, director of the physical therapy department.

Physical therapists are often performin.R tasks that might expose them to hepatitis B, such

see HEPATITIS page A3

Police Reports Truck set ablaze on S. Chapel

An unknown suspect set fire to the cab of a six· wheeled Ford truck on the unit block of South Chapel Street at I :30 a.m. Thursday, Newark Police said.

Police estimated the damage to the truck at $5000, pol ice said.

Masturbator goes door to door

An unknown ma:1 masturbated in a victim ' s living room on the 200 block of New London Road Tuesday night, Newark Police said.

Police gave this account: The suspect knocked on the

victim's door at about 8 :50 p .m. and asked to use the telephone.

The victim, a 41-year-old woman, was suspicious of the man and told him to wait while she made the call for him.

After receiving no answer,

the victim returned to her living room and found the suspect there masturbating .

The victim took a knife from the kitchen and told the suspect to leave or she would "cut it off," Lt. Alexander Von Koch of Newark Police said.

The victim called the police and returned to the living room to find that the suspect had fled, police said .

Car stolen from E. Clev. Ave. dealership

A 1990 Subaru Legacy was stolen from Martin Oldsmobile on the 200 block of East Cleveland Avenue between 5 p .m. Saturday and 12 p.m . Tuesday, Newark Police said .

The vehicle had no registrat ion tags and was valued at $10 ,000, police said.

Windshields smashed in Student Center Lot and Courtney Street

An unknown suspect smashed the window of a car in the Perkins Student Center lot and another car on Courtney Street Thursday, University Police said.

Police gave this account: The victim was walking

away from his car after parking it in the student center lot at about 2:30a.m . when he saw a gold Pontiac Grand Am pull into the lot.

The suspect jumped out of the Grand Am's passenger side with a board and smashed the windshield of the victim's Pontiac Trans Am.

The suspect's car then drove out of the lot, stopping on Courtney Street to damage another vehicle in the same manner.

The Trans Am sustained $175 in damages.

Newark Police said that the

see POLICE REPORTS page A9

jeff Pearlman Editor in Chief

Adrienne Mand · Exect1tive Editor

JilSOn Garber 'Brandon Jamison EditorW Editor Mana(ing Ediior

Laura Fasbach Robyn Furman Rebecca Tollen ··

Manaeins 5pedal Projects Editors

Kyle M. ·Madden NIYerlisif18 Oiredor

.. Lynn Schoenbeck · Alicia Olesinski

Busi~s Man¥,eis

Copy. Ed'lto~ · ........ ~ ................ ; .. : .... L ' ' ·· Ouistine Galasso

·. ,,Trac)' l.argay .. · , Traci Manza

~Omi­MelissaT~I Jennifer Valt!se

En.tertain11'1ef1t Editor .••.• Q;.~·s~~r.

hatute$ Editor. : ........ : ......... , ....... ,,,;, . i . ' ' l..izl.a'daro

Gtaphics Editors ........... : ..... : ........ ; .. .. · Jennifer Mills

John Ottinger . News Editors ..... ~ .......... ;; ...... ; .......... ,

' Staezy Benisteiri Mary Desmond

,IJ:~~ ··· Laura "Jefferson

E. Janene Nolan :Jennifer Post

G~am Segrnves

Photography Editor ......................... . Walter M. Ebeiz

Sports Editors .............. .................... . "Megan McDermott

Ron Porter Assistant Entertainmen't Editors: .......

Rachel Cericola M. TyeComer

Assistant Features Editors. ............ .. .. Ashwani Chowdary

M. Victoria Kemp

Assistant News Editor ..................... . Sean Neary

Assistant Photography Editor .......... ..

J. Hollada

Assistant Sports Editors __ --····· .. •·• Meredeth Glaz.ar

Sara Hauff

Office and mailing addre11: Student Center B-1 Newark, DE 19716

Busines5 .... .. .. ........... (302) 831·1397 Advertising .. ............. (302) 831·1398 New!/Editorial. ... ..... . (302) 831·2771 FAX ............... .......... . (302) 831·1396

Copyright 1 993 The Review

World News Summary

NUCLEAR MATERIAL DUMPED OFF JAPAN

A Russian naval ship dumped hundreds of tons of low-level nuclear waste into the Sea of Japan over the weekend, sparking a diplomatic dispute between Tokyo and Moscow Wednesday.

The countries had just declared a new era of cooperation, but the images of waste being pumped into the ocean undercut whatever goodwill President Boris N. Yeltsin garnered last week during his trip to Tokyo.

Dumping of radioactive materi·als into the ocean has been banned worldwide for more than 30 years, but in recent months Moscow has admiued to disposing of large amounts of highly radioactive waste at sea since the 1950s.

In questioning Parliament's actions, Yeltsin assured Prime Minister Morihiro Hosokawa that ocean dumping would be stopped, although he did not say when.

The Russian dumping was carried out with brazenness that seems almost routine. The Russian army must have known it would be spotted because the cargo was clearly marked with nuclear waste symbols.

Japanese protestors gathered in front of the Russian Embassy, and Hosokawa denounced the dumping.

MORE TROOPS PULLED OUT OF SOMALIA

Days after the release of U.S. hostage Michael Durant, 750 Army Rangers have been withdrawn from Somalia.

Clinton called the situation a "stand­down" and said the emphasis has shifted from trying to quell fighting to trying "to get a political solution."

Tuesday, White House aides also said it is now possible U.S. troop strength in Somalia will never reach the figure of I 0,000 set by Clinton earlier this month .

White House officials stressed that special envoy Robert Oakley, who recently returned from Somalia, had not struck any private deal for the release of the hostage.

CHALLENGE FROM REPUBLICANS FALLS SHORT

A Republican-backed amendment, proposed by Senate Minority Leader Robert Dole, R-Kan, to restrict President Clinton's authority to send combat troops to Haiti fell short Tuesday.

Dole lacked the votes to pass his amendment. Trying to make it more agreeable to the White House, the senator added a provision stating that his amendment was not intended to weaken the president's power.

Dole said he was continuing to negotiate on his proposed Haiti amendment as well as a similar one barring U .S. troops in Bosnia­Herzegovina without congressional authorization.

Discontent with the administration's Somalia policy lead the Senate last week to cut off funds for operations after March 31, as well as beat back the Republican proposal for immediate withdrawal.

"On the Republican side, they view this as a great political opportunity to put the presidency in receivership on foreign policy," said Sen . Joseph Biden, D-Del.

"To be blunt, tne uemocrats would be ·doing the reverse if this were a Republican presidency."

DISNEY ALTERS MOVIE FOLLOWING DEATH

In response to the death of one teenager and critical injuries to two others Saturday, the Walt Disney Co. said Tuesday it will take the virtually unprecedented action of removing a scene from their film, "The Program."

The scene , which will be removed today, shows college football players attempting to prove their manhood by lying in the middle of a highway as cars speed past them.

The accidents occurred after two teenagers in western Pennsylvania were stuck by a pickup truck as they imitated the scene, killing one and seriously injuring another. Another 17 -year-old from New Jersey was killed in a separate incident under similar circumstances .

Disney's Touchstone Pictures division and the film's writer-director, David S. Ward, said in a statement that the movie "in no way advocates this irresponsible activity . It is impossible for us to ignore that someone may have recklessly chosen to imitate it."

Ocrober 22,1993. THE REVIEW•AJ

Greeks take senior elections Rosenberg takes the presidency in a rout. BY IBAC! MANZA Copy Editor

Despite a poor turnout, the Greek ticket earned the senior class' vote in Tuesday's senior class elections .

Pam Miller (AS SR), an intern with the Office of Alumni and University Relations said: "We would've liked to see a larger turnout. IL wasn't as great as we would've liked."

Scott Rosenberg (AS SR), a member of Alpha Tau Omega fraternity, won the office of president in the election.

"I ran for president because I wanted to get more involved with campus.

"I thought I could be doing more than what I'm doing," he said.

Rosenberg also mentioned that the Office of Alumni and University Relations was vague about the specifics of his office and what his exact responsibilities would be.

"I know that we are in charge of raising money for the senior class gift, but all of us have different ideas," he said.

Chrissie Bisagna (AS SR), elected to

ROSENBERG

the office of vice president , is a member of Alpha Xi Delta sorority.

Bisagna said she ran for the position because "the University of Delaware has done a lot for me in the past four years, and this is a chance for me to pay that back ."

She said she would like to get campus events, such as elections, more publicized while in office.

"I'm really glad I got this position, because there's a lot to be accomplished," Bisagna said .

Erik Rannala (BE SR), elected to the position of treasurer and a member of Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity shared Bisagna's concerns.

"One thing I'd like to change is to have senior class elections a lot earlier, maybe even in the spring of junior year," Rannala said.

"Homecoming is in less than two weeks, and that's an important event for seniors and alumni," he said,

"And we may not have time to get organized as officers before then."

RICHARDS

Laura Richards (BE SR), a member of Chi Omega sorority, was elected to the office of secretary.

Richards, although a part of the Greek ticket, she doesn ' t "think it's a Greek or non-Greek issue.

"In office, we'll do things for the senior class as our definite first priority," she said .

Hepatitis continued from page A2

as wound care, he said . Some clinics where the students

intern make getting the vaccination a requirement, he said.

Some students said they are not inconvenienced by the vaccination process .

"If you can do something to prevent [hepatitis BJ, why not?" Wendy Smith (NU SR) said.

Liz Stuffo (NU SO) said she recently received the first shot and, "it didn't hurt , it only took a second."

The discovery of a Philadelphia­area McDonald's employee with hepatitis A last year left the country fearful and full of misconceptions about hepatitis.

There was some concern that patrons were at risk, Westerberg said, even though she didn '1 think anyone was infected by the food­handler.

Hepatitis A is spread generally through fecal contamination and oral ingestion, for example by eating shellfish contaminated by sewage, the magazine said, and epidemics can occur from contaminated food and water.

Poor personal hygiene, poor sanitation and intimate contact with an infected person make transmission of the hepatitis A infection easier, the magazine said.

Westerberg said a shot that offers passive resistance to Hepatitis A is available for those who may be at risk of catching it, such as people traveling to developing nations.

Jaywalking to be enforced continued from page A I

issued, a spokesperson from Alderman' s Court 40 in Newark said.

If a court appearance is necessary, the judge will review a person's file of previous violations and then make a decision on the penalty, she said .

Newark Police received a grant from the federal Office of Highway Safety for the year of Oct. 1993 to Oct. 1994, when the department will apply for it again .

tickets , instead of warnings, for jaywalking next week , she said .

"I think people will use the crosswalk because the cop is there ," she said . "But cars don't always stop at the crosswalk, so you cross when you ge t the chance."

Lori Siegel (ED J R) said people shou ld be able to cross wherever they want to.

" This is a college campus. We pay almost $20,000 a year to go here," she said . " I should be able to walk where I want to ."

Professor has the Will to speak on Rogers

The grant is being used only to pay officers overtime for crosswalk patrol.

Nefosky said issuing tickets and warnings is a "good idea, because there is a problem with pedestrians as well as motorists ."

Although the jaywalking problem is not overwhelming, he said, the department wanted the grant for pedestrian safety because there is still potential danger for jaywalkers.

"Pedestrians complain about motorists, and motorists complain about pedestrians," he said

The presence of officers could have "some effect" on the number of accidents occurring, he said. Brenda Pearce (BE JR) said she thought there was an accident when she saw the officer on South Colleg.e Avenue.

As she and her friends attempted to cross the street, the policeman stopped them and made them cross at the crosswalk, Pearce said.

The officer threatened to start giving

Siegel said off ice rs s hould do other things, such as pa trol more at night so people can walk safe! y .

Gina Aquilone (HR JR) ~a id there is no purpose for the ticketing because if she wants to cross at Kirkbride Hall, she will.

"I'm a jaywalker," Aquilone said . "I admit i t. Student s are just going to get annoyed with getting a ~icket for crossing the street."

Kathy Colleran (AS JR) agreed, saying , "Cops should be do ing something belter with their time than ticketing students for crossing the street."

Apri 1 20th is the start of National

Lingerie Week.

The Review. So much information. you won't even care.

Whittington on a new job continued from page A I the type of interest of study as a college

student and SATs . "Looking at Mr. Plant, he didn't have a lot "And with SATs, the total score doesn't of information to base his comments on." reflect the person. You can get a 700 verbal

The Plant incident was just one of many and a 300 math . But if the person wants to turbulent moments for Whittington last be a journalist, we'll outweigh the math . In a year - a time when Horace Trent, the lot of cases, we look for the person ." university's NAACP head, found numerous If Whiuington sounds like he knows hi s occurrences tn tee off on the Wilmin~ton stuff. il may he heca use he's been here resident whom some of hi s detractors have awhile . A 1971 graduate, Whillington was called "Whitting-Tom." one of five black s tudent s at the univers ity

Many black students viewed Whittington during his academ ic years . as the stereotypical "yes man ," a figure "Most of the things that have happened to who met Roselle's every need. African-Americans here have happened in

Whiuington does not deny that the my lifetime," he says. " I knew the first two image persisted . African-Americans to get degrees from the

"It bothered me a lot," Whillington says, university ." his voice dipping to a lower tone. "That He looks at a photograph hanging on hi s people take pot shots at people who try to wall of the 1969 Lambert Cup-winning make a difference is unfortunate. It's like Delaware football team . Whittington , then a my personal commitment to make a burly part-time starter at linebacker , is in the difference was being challenged." second row, a sea of whites surrounding

Now, however, Whiuington feels that him. same commitment is flourishing . "Things are changing here ," he says .

"This is my chance to make an impact," "They really arc." says Whiuington, 44. "The main goal is to 1 ---....;...------------, make this campus as diverse as possible. My vision is for the student population and the faculty to represent what it's like nationally ."

In his new position, Whittington forefronts the university's affirmative action decisions, more or less deciding all the whos and whats of the program .

"I was here when there was one African­American faculty member here," he says . "Now we ' re making tremendous strides in student and faculty recruitment."

Those strides have resulted in a student African-American population of 4 .6 percent , a figure hovering around the highest in school history .

With that population, though, have come some student grumblings . Whiuington talks about the stigma blacks face at major universities - the theory that they're just around for color, not competence .

"The picture of lesser credentials is not accurate at all," he says . "If you look at how admissions are done, there's no magic formula . We look at the type of curriculum,

The RevieW. just Read the Darn Thing.

r·

I WHEN YOU

II CAN'T BREATHE,

NOl HIP.:~ ELSE MATTERS®

For information about lung disease such as

asthma, tuberculosis, and emphysema, contact your

local Lung Association

T AMEIUCAN LUNG ASSociATlON.

Ben Yagoda brings his new book to life.

BY SHANNON C PERRINE Slalf/Epot!Ef

Rushing to a photo shoot for another newspaper, Ben Yagoda sighs and says sardonically: "Everybody wants to lalk to me. It's great tO be pop.Jiar ."

Ben Yagoda is a writer. He is a teacher and a journalist Yagoda says he is not a celebrity. Yel, The New York Times, The Los Angeles Times and other mega-publications across the country are writing about Yagoda and, what he calls "the culmination of my career," his 335-page biography of Will Rogers.

The book, titled Will Rogers: A Biography , is in stores all over the country with 15,<XX> copies p-esently in pint

Yagoda, who lives in Philadel~a with his wife and two daughters, is enjoying his recent popularity.

"For years I would bore my friends about the book and now people are aslcing me about it I get to spout off about it all the time."

Most people born after 1935, the year Will Rogers died, know little about the legendary American who was and is liked by almost everyone.

Like others, Y agoda, who started teaching journalism at the wtiversity last year, knew lillie about Rogers before he wr01e his biography.

In fact, the only traCeS of Rogers in Yagoda's mind, before he wrote his biography, were a few broken ideas and images.

''Cowboy,lasso, movie star, ratio host and the two quotes that Rogers is most famous for: 'I never met a man I didn'tlike,' and ·All I know is just what I read in the papers."

The quintessential American, Rogers was one-quaner Cherokee Indian, a movie and radio star, a cowboy and a politician. He was <n! of the first American celebrities.

Yagoda's desire to write a book and Rogers' legendary life were the two key factors in his decision to write Rogers ' biography . The decision was fmali7..ed after Yagoda read a scholarly account of Rogers' life and real ized that his definitive and complete biography was "yet to be done."

After hopping from freelance feature writing to staff positions since he gra:luated from Yale in the mid-1970's, Yagoda decided, "What I

YAGODA really wanted to do was write a book."

Claremore, Okla. was the sUDting line fir Yag<Xia's marathon research project which began in 1989 when he "set out to read every word that Will Rogers ever WI'OIC."

Yagoda also made several American lilnries his second home for about a year, to compile background information on hi s subject.

Yagoda says the most enjoyable Jmt of his research was conducting interviews. He kept close contact with Rogers' sons, Jimmy and Bill. Bill Rogers died bef<:re the book was published.

Yagoda also interviewed Roy Rogers (the famous cowboy movie star who got his stage surname from Will Rogers) and Morey Amsterdam, (who played Buddy oo the Dick Van Dyke Show) who claims to have wriuen some of Rogers' ja<es. Yagoda says. "I doo' t disbelieve him but there is no Olher evid31ce to support iL"

Many people think of Rogers as the star of Vaudeville, the feature attraction of the Zicgfeld Follies (a vaudeville-type performing troupe) and The New York Times' first stalf columnisL

Yagoda wrote about the lesser known beginning years of Rogers as a Marco Polo of the rodeo world. After dropping out of school, Yagoda details Rogers' ventures out of Oklahcxna and travel experiences in South America

Yagoda writes that Rogers arrived there after a dclour through New York and England. After spending some time as a "peon" on an Argentinean nmch, Roger.; found ~If in South Africa

Australia was Rogers ' next port of call when he performed with a travelling circus/rodeo as their Imtlicrc rope twirler. In one of hi~ first tastes of performing, he combined the ranch ski lis he lcarncd in Oklahoma with his life-long lrliiction to the spotligh1.

IV1 a111111< )g r~ 1ph: I \ I II II 1

A4. THE REVIEW • October 22, 1993

Suicide How It Works continued from page A I

He said, however, the poli ce had never been called to the ir residence for any dome tic problems in the past, and a police investigation did not reveal any known incidents of ph ysical assault between Stephen Hazzard and Louise Hazzard .

The Q&As of being a TA Becoming user friendly is a key to survival in the modernized 1990s.

' Bob Reynolds, a representa tive from the Christina School Di strict, where Mrs . Hazzard worked, said the district has a staff psychologist available for the Hazzard children and their classmates .

Others who knew the Hazzards ~xpressed sadness and concern. · "Louise Hazzard was highly

respected by her fellow workers," he said. · Mrs . Hazzard work ed as a

substitute secretary and clerk for the school district [or a short time, became a full time clerk in April 1992 and then became a full time secretary in June of that same year.

"Thi s is a t ragedy that is unfortunat e, " Reynolds said. " Louise was extremely dedicated and we all felt the loss."

Donald Knotts, prin cipal of Jennie E . Smith Elementary School said, "Louise was a former PTA presi den t and was very supportive of her children and of the school, even after her children moved on to other schools .

"She often visi ted and did a lot of volunteer work even though her children no longer went there," he said, "She wil l really be missed."

Whether or not the chi ldren will continue in Bayard Intermediate School and Kirk Midd le School will be left up to the family members who are takin_g care of them, Reynolds said.

In Tuesday 's edition of the Wilmington New s Journ al, Namree Jenn ing s, a neighbor of the Hazzards, said, " Louise was a very nice person and I think she lived for her children.

"She was a lways so proud of them ."

BY LAUREN MURPHY Staff Reporrer

The university's teac her 's assis tant (TA) progra m not only help s students, but it benefits the teachers and th e assistants themselves as we ll.

"T As are easie r to ta lk to because they seem to li s ten to you more than the profes sor, " Hea ther Noonan (AG SO) said. " I think I relate to mine very well because of the age simil arity. "

Many students see m to feel TAs can he lp make an overw helming c lass easier to understand.

" My biology TA put s himself on our level which makes h im easi er to listen to and learn from," Bo Zaborowski (AS SO) said.

T A responsibili ties include grading papers and exa m s, mee tings, office hours , review sess ion s an d leading discussion sections .

"I get a lot ou t of it, " Brian Cheeseman ( ME OR), a TA for Phy sics 207, said. " Ex pl ai ni ng things to other people makes me understand it better.

"When you rea lly connect, i t makes things clearer to the s tudent ," Cheeseman said .

The T A prog r a m ~aries from departmen t to dcparurrecri, wit h some acce pting only g r aduate s tudents for their programs.

George Mil ler , ass ociate cha irman of the Eng lish department, said because only graduate students are accepted for T A po si tions in

the English department, there is a lot competition.

Miller said the program is ."very attractive" because all graduate students are funded .

"Assistants are chosen for the program on the basis of academic record, a writing sample and a personal interview," he said.

Erick Kelemen (AS GR), a T A for a Great English Writers section, said the program is a worthwhile experience, especially for those who want to teach someday.

" There's absolutely nothing like teaching," Kelemen said. " It 's almost like a drug- it's such a rush."

Undergraduate T As often have an added strain because they have to be "students at the same time as being teachers," he said.

In terms of career possibilities, being a TA is not just another credential to add to one's resume. Keleman said the T A functions as an apprentice to the professor, which "·gives someone a serious advantage in a bad job market."

Undergraduate T As are not usually funded, but they do receive between three to four credits for their work.

Frank Gray (AS SR), a T A for a political science class, sa id, "It's a lot more work than a regular three-credit course."

Gray was enrolled in an independent study course when he was asked if he

would like to become a TA . He said it is a worthwhile

experience for everyone involved.

"It shows that you can handle responsibilities and that you really know your stuff," Gray said.

TAs also benefit from working extensively with the teachers, he said.

"It's different being on the other side of the fence," Gray said. "It gives a really different perspective ."

However , while students utilize theTA's help, not all students decide to take advantage of the opportunity to be one .

"Students take T As for granted, " Dan Solomon (BE SO) said.

"Not many people go to them, and it's a shame because T As really help."

Eric Hall (EG SR), however, does not find his T As to be helpful.

"There's a large gap in the engineering department because of the language barrier," Hall said. "It would be different if there wasn't such a high concentration of foreign students in my major."

For some students, however, the relationship extends beyond tne classroom .

"Instead of going to office hours, I feel comfortable calling my T A late at night if I have to - and he always calls me back," Zaborowski said.

Politicians meet with campus group BY I!MMY MILLER Suff/leportl>r

State Attorney General Charl es Oberly and five other local poliLicians seeking victories in the 1994 elections met with College Democrats in Willard Hall Education Building Monday night.

Brian Glassberg (AS JR), a member of the College Democrats, said the group hosted the meeting because, "The more our members know who the candidates are, the more energetic we '11 be in supporting their campaigns."

Oberly, campaigning for the U.S . Senate, was joined by Charles Butler, deputy state attorney general, who is seeking to replace Oberly in 1994.

Competing for the 1994 Democratic state Senate nomination , Maril yn 'Hunthmacher and Paul Lesniak ke

"Forever romantic ! :\lont' in the dark with 1\lel Gibson.

at the mee ting, as well as C unty Counci lwoman Karen Ycnc?ky and State Represen ta tive Cathy Wojewodzki, both running for re­election in their respective positions.

"Last year we campa igned for people and we had no idea who they were," said Heather Moore (AS SO), social coordinator of the College DemocratS.

Glassberg said the College Democrats will support the candidates by volunteering time to go door to door, give out flyers, call voters and help out in any other way they can.

Glassberg said the meeting was a good idea "since a lot of our members are [from] out of stale and they're not as informed on local politics."

Oberly , in addition to hi s other duties, teaches a university criminal justice course. In hi s s eech, he

What could be better?·· - 1'.11 t:uum .. \\\\I IW- 1'\

fOREVER ·yoliNG

discussed how important it is for young people, especially college students, to vote.

Oberly also extended an invitation to the College Democrats to help with his campaign by taking a semester off for heavy campaigning and working as his driver or in other volunteer work.

Lesniak, in his five-minute speech, stressed getting close to the voters and said current Sen. Jim Neal "is out of touch" with his constituents. Lesniak also talked about creating jobs in Delaware and securing the financial and environmental future of the state.

Hunthmacher told students about her involvement in the Democratic National Committee and Planned Parenthood, as well as other women's groups.

Butler, a university graduate, said he will challenge the system to provide

treatment for drug users . "Seventy percent of all inmates are drug aldicts," he said.

Fighting domestic violence and combatting crime on the community level to make neighborhoods safer were also key points in his brief speech.

Yenezky said being on County Council is "local politics at its most local."

The council is the only government for New Castle County residents who don't live in cities such as Wilmington or Newark, she said.

University graduate Wojewodzki, a librarian in Morris Library , who is running for re-election, spoke mostly about education and a program that she is associated with in Dover which "teaches parents how to be parents," she said.

Dave shows at 7 pm and midnight Friday 10/22 and at 9:30pm Saturday 10/23 Forever Young shows at 7 pm and midnight Saturday 10/23 and at.9:30 pm Friday 10/22

All shows are $1.00 with a valid University ID All Shows are in Smith 140

Brought to you by the Shident Comprehensive Fee

fiokl:en :JC,ey N a,twna.t KonoT

Soctety General Meetina

Tuesday, October 26, 7 pm

The Collins Room Perkins Student Center

FREE PIZZA!! Come Meet Our Regional Director

Debbie Dedrick!

Everything you need to close down a crackhouse.

I' l ll I~ I \ I Ill I I ll I I \ <. l I l l I 11 I 1 \\\ \ H 1

Prevention Pays Dividends The cost fo r one boy or girl to participate in a P.A.L program in Delaware is less than 50 cents a day . Compared to rhc annua l cost fo r an inst itutionalized yourh . or the annual cost of treatment for substance abuse, an investment in P.A.L. pays large dividends for our yourh.

For mformation call

656-9501

In partnenhip with th11e Delawore rommunllils:

Wlliltt• a. wt-- a. Cloy,_ ,. SnoJOII a. M.O.T AIM 6

ltMMtll

•

•

Updating UD The university-sponsored newspaper spreads the administration's word. BY SARA HAUFF Assistant Spores Ed•ror

IL evolved partially from the publication called Staff Scoop. Its history is more oriented toward faculty and staff. This is UpDate, a campus community newspaper published by

the Office of Public Relations. "(UpDate) grew out of a number of individual newsletters," said

Mary Hempel, the paper's executive editor. Hempel said there were other publications, such as the Staff

Scoop and the faculty newsletter, with information on professional staff accomplishments.

"They all]"Orked to meet the needs of their particular audiences," st1f said. "But as the institution became larger and more diverse, people started asking why we have all these separate publications."

Hempel said more people became interested in what the salaried staff was doing and what faculty members were accomplishing.

"Everybody needs to celebrate all the things that are happening in all parts of the campus," she said.

Because of the varied interests in campus affairs, the university newsleuer came into being about 10 years ago .

Although the university newsletter functioned, budgets became tighter and there were cuts needed on campus-wide memos and the numerous fliers being distributed at the time, Hempel said.

"They used a lot of paper, which was not in keeping with our environmental initiatives," she said. "Most people threw them away.

"It had almost become somewhat of a morale problem because people were upset that they were geLLing all these fliers," Hempel said.

She said everyone who presents a program thinks the program is important enough to merit a flier.

"And it does, in fact, merit publicity," Hempel said. "But is a flier the best way? Probably not.

"As we started again talking about this whole diversity issue and everybody being a part of a larger community, we thought, 'Why don't we distribute to students as well?'"

Students have worked as interns for UpDate over the years . "A lot of the stories that they were interested in doing had direct

interest for other students," Hempel said. Because of this, UpDate increased their circulation to include

distribution to the same pick up points as The Review. UpDate also distributes to registered student organization officers

and to campus leaders. Hempel said. "There are a number of items in UpDate that I don't think you

find in other publications," she said. "We have probably the most complete campus calendar. We also list all the grants that faculty receive.

"These are important things to a lot of people on campus," Hempel said.

COSTUMES • ACCESSORIES MAKE·UP • MASKS

WE BUY FACTORY DIRECT FOR YOUR BEST VALUE

Sizes from 2 mos. to XLG Adult

THE MAGIC FUN STORES 21 o W. Merkel St. Newport Plaza S~1 opping Ctr. Newport, DE (30-9 HOURS:

Daily 10:00 lill8:00 Sun. 12:00 till6:00

58 E. Main St. Newark Mini-Mall Newark, DE (302) 737·0165

=-=

October 22, 1993 • THE REVIEW • AS

Vol. 13, No. 8 Oct. 2t, t993

To rave reviews Historian focuses on slavery

Peter Ko lchln, profes'ior nr history at the Unlvmity, has recently published his third book,

AmerlrnnS/owty /619·1877. Since Its appearance on Aug. 3 1,

the volume has rrceived wide'ipread attention . Including reviews In Tile Nrw Yatkt'r, Tht Washitrgton P()jf, Tire Nrw York Tlm~s Book Rtvftw and Newsday.

"No history book published this year Is more Important to unders tandi ng America's pa'i l and present than this concise, well­writt en and s.rnsihly ;u gued survey of America's g reatest shame," a reviewe r wrote In 1'11tt NEPw Yorl<ttr. ••

" In recent years so much new scholarship has been done on slavery that summary and synthesis are badly need; these Kolchln quite brillia ntly provides," ) o narhan Yard ley wmte in Till' Wcuhi11gtor1 Po.d. " l:or the lay readet as for the h istorian, ' American Slavery' Is not h ing less th an essentia l."

In his pre/ace, Kolchln writes, " ... the shrer volume of hl:sto rlcal work o n .;lavery has become so vast tlw t k('cplng up with II 1.; a ta-;k of llcrc ulcan prO(K>tlions even fo r l'xperts In the Held . For ev('ryon c else, it is si mpl y impossible.

"J)cspite the proliferatio n o r th is scllU iitrly researc h , we sti ll lack a volumr that pulls togethl'r what we ha ve lea rned to present a coherent history or ~l avery in 1\merlca.

" ... 1 believe that It Is time to step back and consider wher(' W(' now stand- where h is to riLms agree and dlsagrl'e, what we have learned and what remains 10 lX' lea rned- and o n til e basis o r this con~ lderalion to present a shnrt interpretive survey or Ameri can slavuy."

In a rfce nt Interview, Kolchin said t1c w ro te tt1e book "because It didn ' t exist and was crying o ut to be writt('n .

" It pr esents American slaVC'J)' iu a compnrative context. Ttu~ re has been a hug(' amou nt or specialized

research on slavery In the past 25 years o r SO, but IOOSI o r tha t research Is

UNITED WAY KICKOFF Prtsld,nr Da~ld P. RostJit shtllrts hondJ wflh YtlUD" O<t. I J ot tht annual Unlvtrr ltr of DtltlWOrt Unlt~d Woy Compolgn ilcioH JIJJ/on In Clayton Hall. Also orttndlng tht lddroH art Sut Mllltr, Chotltn~ Mylln and Chris Mutplty. Tht campus compofgn conlinuts thtough Oct. 11. (PittJJt J tf Unlttd Woy stotlt.J on pogt 6.)

~~: ~~~:~'tbJc ro I ~=====~==§"§====~===========t ~C:~!~J. public: Research efforts lead to new

Ptttt Kotchln .. t:~~;tedto commercial development synt hesize and

bring together In short, readable rorm an in terpretive synthesis o f American slavrry, from It s beginnin g thro ugh emancipation and reconstruction.

"Much or th e research and writing that has been done has been very time specific and geographically focused . T h is book brings together la rge amounts o r dlsp:nate research Into o ne sweeping narra ti ve. l lopdully, it will be of Interest bo th to people who don 't know much about slavery at all and people who . are exper ts," he said.

Kolchln said he tri ed to present a balanced account and tried to be o bfr:ctive while, at the same time, presenting his own interpretation or wha t slavery was like. At the same ti me, he .said. he did no t avo id taking a stance on certa in is-;ucs.

one of those issue-; cr ntNs o n historians paying more atlcntlon to the behavior o r the maste rs than to I hat or I he slaves.

"U ut il the l960s, l1is tortans typically portrayed slaves .ls o bjects or whUe tn•atment ra ther than as subjects in their 0"''" right. These historians focused on wh:ll slav(' ow ners did to slaves," Kolchln sa id .

Hl n the past 25 years or so, histor ians have rocuscd more and more o n th (' actions of th(' slaves themselv('S-their cu lture, communi!)', rami lies rmd values- and o n the ways In which they h elped make their own wo rld. It's been a very healthy correelivc to wh at we had before . But, at the same t ime, some h is torian s

Pltoll! JPt Amtrkon on page 1

T he research eHoru of Jacques J. rene, associa te professor o r life and health sciences, and

doctoral candidJte Ramaswamy K. tyer will be developed commercially through Protein Genesis Inc., a new Delaware protein engineering company.

Using techno logy develo ped by P~nc and lycr, which o fre r.; 3ignlrlcant advan tagel over exis ting methods, the company wlll create novel proteins lor Industrial and pharmaceutical uses. ProtelnGenesls Inc .. the cooperative commercial venture, Invo lves the h''O researchers, Research Corporatio n TE'chno logics • (RCI") and the Univer~i ty or Dcl:nvare . All parties are represented o n 1 he corpora tio n'.; hoanl o f directors. nr:-r, o f Tucson , Ariz. , com mercializes techno logies devclopl'd a t unlversitlc'\ and non-profit labo rato ries throughout Nor th America.

Cur rently, industlies th at u.;e enzymcs to make dctcrg('n ts or pape r o r to process food must re ly mainly on prot('ins that occur naturally in many o rgan is m~.

To rind new enzym es, SCi('ntlst~ mu~t sc re('n inn umerable bacterial , rungill or o ther organi'im'\ in the hope or finding an ('Ill)' InC wi th the desi red characterls tio they are seeki ng.

Anot her approach lnvolv('s x-ray crystallography and cm n pLaterizcd mo l('etJiar modeling to hel p resea rchers make intelligent gues!lc"i t0\<Y3rd designing ll{'W p rOteinS. Out , tilh tt·chniquc is limited, tim('

consmning and {''Jtpcnsivc. l'rorelnGene'\IS, wllh lis abil ity to

geuNat e novel pro te ins, will open new vistas for protein engineering and the associa ted commercial markets.

Analysts proj.ct a S 1.1 billion market lo r Industrial enzymes by the stan of the 21st century .

RCf is managing and Unanclng the new company, whJch will employ the techno logy developed by rene and lye r. Bennett N. Cohen, an Rcr technol ogy tramrcr associate, is Interim president and chief executive' orrtcer o r ProteinGenesis. r ene is the compan y's vice president for resea rch and ctevclopment. lyer, who wil l rcct.'lve his doctorate In Dece mber, will become laht)ratory t.lircctor. RC:T, the Unh•N it)' and th l' inventors a ll hold equity in the Newark-based comptmy.

According to Coh en . dming the fiJ.!o t thr('(" to fi ve yca r(i , the company wlll rocm o n creatin g novt>l, improvt•d indust ria l en zym('S and pro vid ing contract resea rch .

"O ur objective is to launch a new co mpany into a promin ent market pmltlon as rapidly a'i possible: Cohen said. "We will create a ~cries o r h igh-value products to show the feasll.J ility o r the techno logy and intrOdUC(' thl!S(' p roduCt 'i ror licr using. This will furthN prove the \•alu(' o f th is technology and make it dt•sirable to indmtria l protl'i n producers and usNs."

AccOJdlng to C:ost ('l Demon, tlw

Please set RP!POrch 011 page 1

UpDate gives the university community another source to receive pertinent information.

to warm up for

"'"'"' "' "'"' ·Free T-shirt with $6 entry fee for students. A'ge Group and random prizes. Best costume contest. Free Food.

in the 3rd annual

3. 1 mile loop around campus starting at the president's house and ending on the mall.

Register at the Student Center or Carpenter Sports Building. Call 83 1-8600 for more info.

Drugs continued from page A 1

during the 1992-93 year. "I personally don't believe

alcohol use has gone down ," he said. " I believe the locati·on has changed ."

Brooks said he believes alcohol usc among student s is moving out of the residence hall s to local apartments.

In addition, students may be more discrete about alcohol use, Rrooks said .

Ivory said the decrease in alcohol violations may be auributcd to a behavioral change, especially at football games. in which students are aware of police presence .

"People arc more conscious when they are drinking , regardless of age," he said.

The Core Alcohol and Drug Survey, a study used by universities across the country to determine the prevalence of drug and alcohol usc on college campuses, was used at the university in the spring of 1992, Brooks said.

This study determined that while alcohol use at the university was higher than the national average, drug use was lower .

In Newark, however, the number of drug arrests decreased from 265 between Jan . I and Oct. 3, 1992 to 143 arrests between Jan. I and Oct. 3, 1993, Lt. Alexander von Koch of Newark Police said.

During the same time periods , the number of alcohol-related arrests increased from 442 in 1992 to 527 in 1993, he said.

Von Koch said there haven't been any changes in enforcement and he did not see any reason for the statistical changes .

••'s H~r~!

Presented by

8?1CCfi!J5 AN EXCITING TWO-DAY EVENT Test Yourself \Vith These Challenging Activities

lhejcep• Eagle Rock Qlmhiog Wall

Moto.ro.la!I>Jscover Cant Go)(~

Weider PubUcations Nabi!K:O Food Group

Vek:towall ol 1 ~· 41

Visit The Sebastian

Styli.og Salon

BACCHUS Alcohol IQTest ,.

Sprint Bank-Shot Baskdball Cba1'c'nF

~/Serengeti . Cballeo&e

WIN T·IHIIIT!,_~PS, SUNGWSII AND A CHANCE AT THI GlAND PIUZE-A .IIIP •IAOU OF YOUR CHOICII

LOCATION: South Mall (by Library)

DATES: 10/25 10/26

TIME: 9:30-5:00

For more info: Wellspring 831-8992

5PONSOIEDIY .. JeeP.

lft.!tj

.Sprint.

SIM lm'lfitna REX...._

~ ............. ,...,...

® MOIOAW.A ,..,..._._

1~1 Cil • 0 v •

A6. THE REVIEW. October 22, 1993

REWARD

$50,000 For

Information Leading To Her

Wlltrta~outs.

'$150,000 For

Her Safe Return.

001:3/4/81 AGE: 12 300 HACADAM ROAD FltANKFORT, NY

DESCRIPTION: RITIIUIAlE, 5 FEET TAU, 96liS.,IlUE EYES, DARK IIOWI CUllY HAll ISHOUlDEI liNGTKI.

lAST SEEN ON 8/18/93: At 2!30 PM, U:ovlng Norwich Comer• Church, Roberts Rood, Town of Frankfort,

Herkimer County on her bicycle. SARA WAS WEARING:

A ,ink T·Shirt with the word1 "GUESS WHO" -(embroidered on the front in the tome Pink color), Turquoise llue shorts and lrown tandals.

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CALL NEW YORK

STATE POLICE: (315) 736-0121 1·800·68·4 SARA (7272)

Council on Boiler Safety? Simply put: bureaucracy

II)'MAR)'DESW)ND AaxiaiiP News Edta

Bureawa:y. Anym: who has ever filled out a

tax fmn, a- zy fam f<r that maner, koows all 100 well IDw mind-numbing lhe<Jrea~ Blizl.ardcan be.

But the frustratioo it can cause is not the most arnazin11 n~rt nf bureaucracy. lt is the way it always seems to self-peqx:tua~e am grow -usually into the form of official­sounding "commiuees" or ~"-

"The CoiWI oo,Boilef ,Saf~' ~ one example. Or the "Seed CeniflC3ioo AdvilDy Board."

And what bureaucra:y would be aJnplele willnn the "Bodywodcs aOO Ma.1;age Coon:il"?

Well, In DelaWclre'S. Th:se aOO nmy otrer Wlheard of,

and somewhat silly sounding cxmnissions have beat awoinled by Gov. Tan Carper.

Susan Stuchlik-Edwards. director of Boards and Commissions, said many of these commissions were inherited from previous administrations and are usually required by state law.

"What they do is really serious," Sludliik-Edwartis said, "so I wruldn't '\Will to call them oomical."

The PllJXlSC of such committees is usually to regulate professions that require licenses, said Carol Ellis, director of lhe Development of frofessiooal Regulatiorn.

Th:se regulaling boartt in:lude the Ommissioo oo Adult Eniena.inroo1t Establishments, the Board of Cosmetology aoo Bartering aoo the Baud ofFuneral Service Pra:titirners.

In addition to licensing, the committees are responsible for disciplining professionals who violate regulatioos, Ellis said

'"The investigalioos !hat draw the nm IWiicity lit! the Cities of sexual

~" sre sad "That's usually the only tirre lherreiia gets involved."

She reclined to d&:uss any forrrer OCJRSO!l invesrigalirns.

Although they have the power to revoke licenses, Ellis said, "It's accurate to say that of all the p-tiessions, it is unll&lal to have nxre I han a handful" of revoked licmses.

The most frequent number of invesrigalirns is inlo the professioo of musing, Ellis saX!.

"The reason for such a high · number f<r nurses is that many have liCll!&'i to caurolled sul:6un:es."

Wilh 12,000 nurses in Delaware alone, "a cenain perceruage fa:ed wilh the temj:Calion will fall over the line," Ellis said

Discipline and investigalions are not the purposes of every one of Delaware's approximately 250 CCAJa:ils.

The Bicycle Coon:il was "set up lti an OOvisay boon!~ to bicycle issues," said Bicycle aoo Pedestrian Coordinallr Elizabeth Halloway.

The council meets CI1Ce a monlh, she said, to discuss transportation, tourism and safety issues regarding bicycles.

"The fact that the governor has recognized the council shows the im{xJnanre of the issues."

Some of the Bicycle Council's plans include setting up a bicycle safety educalioo class, designating a bike ralh fran Brandywine Stale ParX to Fenwick Island and writing "The Bicycle Resourre GtOOe." ·

And as for contributing to the growing rureauac.:y. the courx:ils are now forming oommillees.

'"We are trying to put together more committees in <rder to expmd the number of people involved," Halloway said.

Ellis said, "We have aw<>ximalelY l,<XXl applications from people that want to serve."

Former New Yorlf let quarterbaclf Matt

Robinson was a baclf­up for most of his career at 6eorgia.

The Review. So much information,

• IGLEY'S F·4RM HtuJ Ride6

Bonfire Included for: ·clu.bs • Dorms • Private Parties • SocJal Groups

Sorority • Fraternity ' Celebrations of all kinds.

20 Min. Drive from Campus, New Castle, Del. (302) 328-7732 for reservations

With a change of address UD's adult day care center suffers a decline in volunteers, BY lAUREN MEDNICK Sraff RPporter

The university's aduh day care center moved to an off-campus location after a math center took its place at Newark Hall last June.

Since moving to 910 S. Chapel St. on Rt. 72, the center, which provides care for elderly individuals, has seen fewer student volunteers.

The center provides activiti es such as reality orientation, which keeps senior citizens knowledgeable of current events, physical fitness, Trivia, Bingo, Arts and Crafts , musical presentations, spiritual talks and balloon volleyball.

Anne Camasso, coordinator for the department of individual and family studies. said the former location of the center made it very accessible for student volunteers who are necessary to "stretch the staff."

The volunteers provide the one­on-one attention the staff is unable to give to the 25 seniors that attend every day, Camasso said.

She said the center has a waiLing

list eight - to nine-months long and does not have enough revenue to hire additional staff members, which is wh y volunteer help is so important.

Funding for the center comes from grants, Medicaid, the Division of Mental Retardation and private funding, Camasso said.

The university provides the rent for the South Chapel Street center, as well as the building's maintenance, she said . The former location did not require a rent payment, Camasso said.

Last year, Camasso said, the center employed 50 student volunteers who contributed 1,500 hours of volunteer time at the Newark Hall location.

Thi s year , only four student volunteers are involved with the center. Camasso said the Gamma Sigma Sigma service sorority has also volunteered time when possible.

John Cavanaugh, chairperson of the department of individual and family studies, said the center's distance from campus is an obstacle.

KEITH ROBINSON

"Moving the center off campus has made it more difficult for volunteers to participate in the program," Cavanaugh said.

University President David P. Roselle said the Newark Hall location was always intended to be a temporary one. Camasso said she was told by administrators that the university needed the space for the math lab.

Roselle added, llowever, "If additional stude'nts are n'eded as volunteers, it should be possible to provide transportation.

Cavanaugh said the present situation must be improved.

"The issue of providing shuttle programs for volunteers has been discussed, but nothing has been decided," he said.

Diana Farrell (HR SR) said she disapproved of the move . "As a student in the field of gerontology, I have benefitted from the voluuteer work I do at the university's adult day care center.

"I feel it gives hands-on experience in working with the

elderly," Farrell said. She volunteers at the center

whenever possible, however, Farrell said she would not be able to if it were not for the fact that she has her own car.

"It is unfortunate that the university has made such an important resource for gerontology majors inaccessible to students," she said.

In addition to everyday activities, the center also offers intergenerational programs involving local preschools and the university kindergarten, located in Allison HalL

The kindergarten students used to visit the adult day care center when it was located in Newark Hall, directly across the street from Allison Hall, Camasso said.

Now, she said, because of the distance, "there is not as much interaction.

"It is nice to have new faces and talk to new people," Camasso said, "After all, the elderly are no different than anyone else."

PHYSICAL 1HERAPISTS CAN MOVE UP wrrn

1HE AIR FORCE. Launch your career as a physical therapist with the Air Force and discover a professional medical environment where the needs of the patient come first. In the Air Force you can enjoy a top-notch salary with low-cost life insurance, full medical/ dental care and 30 days vacation with pay each year. Plus, you experience the respect accorded to a commissioned officer. Discover the rewards today. Call

USAF HEALTH PROFESSIONS TOLL FREE 1-800-423-USAF

JOE MULLIGAN

Oet,ee, 2S, 199S g:" " ,, ,., ,

BACCHUS THEATER Perkins Student Center

T~ ~ 12 Jrought to you by the Student Comprehensjye Fee

.~

.I , I

vr

October 22, 1993 • THE REVIEW. A7

Newark Pride Mayor Ronald Gardner says the city is for everyone including students. BY MEUSSA HUNT Staff Rrporter

In 1989 Ronald Gardener was elected to what he likes to call a pan-time position as mayor of approximate! y 27,000 Newark residents.

Gardener said, however, "Pan time means about 60 hours a week in my case.

"As pan of the legislative body of the city, I attempt to create a positive environment for all residents, whether pan-time or permanent," he said.

Gardener said as mayor, he has initiated outreach programs providing information about maintaining a safe community for university students.

Supplementing an interest in the university, he serves as chairman for the University Community Caucus, a group of representatives from college towns.

"That's something I really enjoy, because university towns are what most interest me," Gardener said.

Meetings with the community take up much of his time.

Gardener also represents New Castle County on the board of water resources for ensuring water quality and the Wilmington Area Transportation Commission for providing transportation needs to citizens.

area," Gardener said. He said drug and alcohol problems might not

be as prominent in Newark without the university, but dealing with loud parties and public disturbances is expected in a college town.

"As a whole, we've seen a real improvement in the past two years in terms of the number of students arrested," Gardener said . "That's something I'm glad to see."

He said overall, the university's good influences outweigh the bad, for economic and cultural reasons.

"Students bring a lot of business to merchants and really have a positive effect that way.

'11le diversity and cultural aspects are other positive aspects that wouldn ' t normally be there," Gardener said.

Gardener graduated from the university in 1972 with a degree in marketing and served as an interpreter in the Army following his graduation.

He entered the marketing field as an advertising manager and then became director of marketing services for ILC industries until his election as mayor.

Aside from the university, Gardener does not believe crime is a major problem in the city of Newark.

"As compared to other cities, I don't think we have a crime problem.

"There are always those people that cause prom ems, .. uaraenei' sa10. "dut C>ur regutauons

Campus continued from page A2

professor and co-founder of the chess club, said the club will not be restricted to only students . Community members are also invited to participate. . ,

"Non-s tudents w1ll not be allowed in the club's leadership pos itions," Barr said, "but we hope that they will come and play with us ."

Lucio Piccirillo, Bartol assistant professor and co-founder of the c lub, said the group is not designed only for excellent players.

Barr said, " We'd like a broad distribution of playing ability."

Gardner, the club president, said, "The short-term goal of the club is to bring people in so they can play chess with players of similar ability."

The club will rank members on a " chess ladder," he said, ranging from beg inner to expert, so members can compete against opponents of equal ability.

The United States Chess Federation will also come in to rank players.

Gardner said, "One long-term goal is to identify the very serious players so they can compete with players from other colleges.".

Barr said the club hopes to organize special events, such as simultaneous board exhibitions, where master chess players compete with 20 to 40 other players at once, and "blitz games" to test players' skill in fast play.

The next meeting of the chess club will meet Oct. 26 at 8 p.m. in the Kirkwood room of the Perkins Student Center.

I . - Compiled by Gordon Forsyth and·

ld G d er says he's looking out for the best interests of the Newark Mayor Rona ar n community in his job.

He said he believes the city's diversity often creates tension, as the contrasting lifestyles of ~~~f~k~x~oJ~~· with those of "the elderly

"In the older pan of town with the university, we just find too many people in a confined

are meant to encourage people to treat others the way they expect to be rreated."

/an Nelson.

(

The Review A Four-Star All-American Newspaper

At IN~ A M E R I C A®

Part-time positions at MBNA that really make the grade.

MBNA is having an Open House-Monday, October 25, 10 am-7 pm!

If you're looking for a smart way to earn additional income while you're still in school, then MBNA is look­ing for you. We're one of the nation's leading credit card companies, and we're seeking bright, energetic, enthusiastic people to work as Customer Satisfaction representatives in our Credit division .

To qualify, you must be self-motivated, able to persuade others, and have strong oral and written commu­nication skills. Previous experience in telephone sales is preferred, but not required.

Available schedules: Mon.-Thurs. evenings and Saturday mornings.

MBNA rewards commitment to excellence with superior professional opportunities, competitive salaries, attractive bonuses, and incentive programs. The working environment is exceptionally attractive, providing many innovative conveniences and amenities.

You can fill out at an application and interview for the position at the Open House, held in the White Wing of the Crozier Center. (The White Wing is on Frontage Road, between Red Mill Road and Route 4.)

If you can't come to the Open House but would still like to apply, send your resume to :

Mary Louie MBNA America 400 Christiana Road Newark, DE 19713 1-800-63 7-2070 Mon.-Thurs.: 8 am-6 pm; Fri.: 8 am-5 pm

M8NA A~nc::~ 15lln Ef.(ual frnplormcnl Oppunumi)/Affmnoau,·c A~o.uun EmpltJ)Cr 01993 MBNA Amtnu Bank, N A

CLAD 10-131-0J

A8. THE REVIEW • October 22, 1993

A heaven-sent solution to life Doris McMillon found herself at the bottom, she looked up for help. BY K.C PELJtMTER Sal~

When a New Ycri< troodcaster fOUIXI herself evicted from a million-dollar mansim 300 sining in an tmemployment office with three kids, she looked to heaven foc a solutim.

Veteran journalist Doris McMillon said Thursday that her faith helped her (X)(XJUer life's challenges.

'There are-a lot of people who are aW!med to talk about their relalimship with Clod," McMillm said. "I am not."

The Perldns Student Center IWlcheon was sporlS(X'ed by W arriocs f oc Olrist, a student religious organization at the Wliversity.

McMillon said one minute she had everything - a wealthy husband, a great job, a big house arxl an expensive car.

1lrn me day, she said, it all fell atEJ1. ''Everything that I IOOuglll I needed to

be happy went out of the door," McMillm said.

'The only thing that I did oot lose was my sanity."

The main reasm roc the downfall, she said, was her ex-husband's desire to beam: JRSideru of Haiti in 1986.

"He was m a power nip." McMillon said.

''I am me of those wanen wOO like to be in ccrurol," she said. "I was coofrmted with very basic issues, arxl I realized that God needed to be in the focefroot of my life."

She said circumstances do not override the need to invite God into OllP. ·~

life. "I was ready to give up control,"

McMillon said. "A burden had been lifted from me."

Hallie Lindsay (AS JR), vice­president of Warriors for Christ, said McMillm's message was impcrtanL

"She was candid in her talk about Jesus Christ." Lindsay said. "It is good to see a well-known fJ'Ofessional put Jesus fiTSt in ret life."

Vincent Brown (EG SR}, master of ceremonies for the event, said, "It inspired me how she had hit rock bottom. It gives me encouragement for the future."

Michele Lewis (AS JR), former president of the Black Student Union, said she also aprreciat.cd the p-eseruation.

"(McMillon) has encouraged me to be more outspoken when it comes to supponing issues," Lewis said.

McMillon is considered among the top New York broadcasters, having worked as a general repater and anchor foc "Eyewitness News."

She also wOOccd with "Good Morning America" and "The Regis Philbin Show."

McMillon also previously worked with NBC, ABC, the Fox network and the U.S. Information Agency. She has done various production projects and published her autobiography, "Mixed Blessings."

McMillon said she enjoyed playing herself in the summer Clint Eastwood release "In the line of Fire."

"My childhood desire was to be an actress," she said.

Nora Faust of the office of Housing and Residence Life said she values the type of spiritual learning McMillon described.

"A thorough knowledge of the Bible is wocth more than a college education."

.Lamott· du Pont lab to be dedicated today fa~EVAUQAIN

Cmsnuaim wockers were bJsy up to the last minute putting the finishing touches on the board room and painting the handrails of the Lammot du Pont I..axralay in rrermanoo foc its dedication 10day at4:30 pm.

The OOilding has been in the JXUCeSS of panning arxl axtStruetion sirr.e 1987, said Jean Futrell, chairman for the chemistry llld biochemistry dej:xlrtme111.

The university 's most high-tech ruilding was named foc Lamroot du Pont (1831-1884), an important figure in Armica's chemical industry. He invented ''ooda po'Mier," the first low<OSt inlustrial explosive, and also introduced the )Yoduction of dynamite to the United SlatfS ..

In aldition, he helped reduce pollutim in the Delaware River by developing a IJOCeSS roc recovering spem acid fmn the nitralim of glycerine.

Futrell said he told OOministt'alas seven ~ ago that there was no possibility roc the university to have one of the le<lding chemistry arxl biochemistry depanments with its ootdated facilities.

''I think I was the only one that said we lal to have a new ruilding." he said

Futrell said the lab is the most expensive building ever built at the Ullivlnity, tniling 3Rl'Qximately the saJre

ll'> the Bob Carp:nter ~ Gmr.

The total was $20 million, with $3 rnillim from private donations and $17 millim state funded, he said.

While researchers moved into the

Lammot du Pont lab in June, challenges 300 OOded expenses had to be ovcn:orre in <rder to make the move.

One piece of equipment, a laser spe£trOCreter, was one irrlltoo large to fit through the doolway of Brown Lab. Four months and SIO,CXX> later, a JX~SSage was chiseled into the new lab, Futrell said.

Consnuction, which began Sept. 27, 1991, faced severnl proble.rrn, Futrell said.

Electtical planning was complicated because the building was constructed next to the university's power plant and conll'OC!CI'S lal to be careful of wires.

In addition, the bedrock in the building's foundation had to be blasted and broken up.

However, the bedrock turned out to be beneficial to chemical engineering labs within the building that depend on a vibration-free enviroomern, FUITCII said.

The new lab houses an array of high­tech machinery arxl safety fCilli.lreS which added to the complexity of the construCtion, he said.

Cynthia McOure, assistant professor of organic chemistry. said the building was originally rupposed to be seven floors, but it lost a floor because of the grourxl water level.

The result of eliminating one floor to the new lab meant that nuclear magnetic resonance insnuments had to be left in Brown lab.

The U!mmot du Pont lab feawres three floors of research space and three for mdlinery.

The entire building is keJ:t a1 a constant

tern~ture between 68 am 70 degrees fa delicate measurements. Futrell said.

ICf Group, a leading direct marketing agency is now hiring PIT Telephone Reps to work in our Newark office on exciting Insurance programs.

GUAR. $5.50/HR. UP TO $8/HR. - BASED ON EXP.

FLEXIBLE AFTERNOON/EVENING SHIFTS SATURDAY HOURS!

$50 BONUS Bring ad to interview by 10/15

No experience necessary, paid training provided . Work 15-35 hrs/wk, we work around your class schedule! Call Carl at 456-1811 for interview.

ICf GROUP, INC. EOE

tHAI</t8JeOJen ~ox OTf':Je-e ( 302}831-2204

Finnish playright Jussi Kylatasku will be in the U.S. to attend the American premiere of EMPEROR* and will be available to speak to the audience after the show.

* Language and situations may be considered offensive. This production is unsuitable for minors.

_,_,;8ic:,, . travelcraft 591.. Broadway

lravelctal1 New York. NY 10012

'~~f:'..f (BOO) 777-CRAFT

• Special airfares for students, • Club Med

youth, and teachers • Cruises

• Eurailpasses • Tours

• Hostel passes • Car rentals

• Travel insurance • Guidebooks

and more ...

Ask about our WINTER AND SPRING BREAK

PACKAGES

THE WHITE HOUSE INTERN PROGRAM

WASHINGTON, D. C. International Programs and Special Sessions

and the departments of Computer and Information Sciences

Sociology Economics Foreign Languages and Literatures

Individual and Family Studies Political Science and International Relations

University Honors Program ann~unce to J uniors and Seniors the availability of app_hcatlons for the White House Intern Program and the Wh1te House Volunteer Program for spring and summer 1994.

work at least 25 hours per week for the White House select to serve in one of over 20 departments spring session application deadline November 15, 1993 summer session application deadline April 15 , 1994 attend seminars on a wide range of subjects

Applications available in the office of International Programs and Special Sessions , 4 Kent Way (corner of South College Avenue).

. •'

October 22, 1993 • THE REVIEW • A9

;Giving the disabled a chance .There's a store on Elkton Road that employs the handicapped.

Police Reports continued from page A2 report of the da maged car o n Courtney Street had no t been filed at the tim e o f print.

An unk nown suspect stole a 1988 Honda Moped from the

, II)' RI$A BEHMQ!RM1 I Staff lit!pom!r

Downtown Newark is home to many retail stores. However, there is one store on Elkton Road that is certainly unique, for the people who help operate it are educably and

' trainably handicapped. Teamworks, a store which sells

1 university apparel and other silk screened Items, is a job-training trogram for students with disabilities within the Christina School District.

Program Coordinator Randy Bies, a special education teaeher at Newark

, High School, said the store originally , operated out of the Wilmer E. Shue : Middle School beginning in 1989 and , opened on Elkton Road last December.

The idea for the store was created by the special education teachers who used the money they had from a greenhouse they were running.

They took the idea to the school board, which subsequently approved it. The board is currently renting the building the store is located in.

"The money the store makes is used for stock, the computer system and the silk screening equipment," said Judy MacGuirmess, assistant coordinator of the store.

"The kids that work here are of high school age, which is 15 to 21 for handicapped students," MacGuinness said.

MacGuinness said the students had gone just about as far as they would go academical! y and needed a job-training program to teach them skills they would need after graduation.

"Many of the students helped prepare the store for opening. They helped with the painting of the store and set up the displays," said MacGuinness.

"The kids have the opponunity to work at all different areas of the store," MacGuinness said. "They are trained to work the cash register, they straighten the shelves, take inventory and stock merchandise."

Bies said, "We wanted to be able to integrate the kids into society as much as possible."

Bies said there are 17 students currently employed at the store right who work in one of two shifts, 8 a.m. to 11 :30 a.m. or 11 :50 a.m. to I :50 p.m.

Teamworks is open weekdays during school hours, between 9 a.m. to 3p.m.

"The students begin training at the high school as soon as they enter," MacGuinness said. "They almost immediately begin working here."

Bies provides transponation for the students between the store and the high

school. When the students are not at

Teamworks during the school day, they also take part in training programs a1 the library, cafeteria or school office, MacGuinness said.

Bies said the students used to get paid minimum wage for working, but

, now it is a work-study program, with no fixed salary.

Bies said he hopes there will be jobs available to the students after they graduate, and their parents apply to the Division of Mental Retardation and the Division of Vocational Rehabilitation to ensure job opportunities.

The students are enthusiastic about their work at the store.

"I staned working at the store when it first opened in I 989," said Stan Borecki, 18.

"I clean the screens and help Mr. Bies. It's fun."

Equipment stolen from Christiana Apartments

A water pressure mac hine was stolen by an unkn own suspec t from the Chri sti ana Mill s Apartments maintenance shop on the 200 block of Chr ist iana Mills Drive between Oct. 8 and Oct. II , Newark Police sa id.

The value o f the fiv e-horse power, gas-pow ered mac hine was estimated a t $ 1373 , pol ice sa id .

Bicycle stolen from Kirkbride Hall

An unknown suspect stole a Gary Fisher Mountain Bike from · outside of Kirkbride Hall between 2 :30p .m . and 8:30p.m. Wednesday , Univers ity Police said .

100 block of Eas t Main Street bet ween 8 p. m. and 11 p .m. Wednesday , Newark Pol ice said.

The g ray and whi te moped was valued a t $350, police said .

Boys bicycle removed

An unknown suspec t removed a Murray Flexor bike from the front law n of a res idence on the 200 block of Withe rspoon Dr ive between 9 p.m. Monday and 8 a. m. Tuesday, Ne wark Police said .

The b ike was es tim ated to be valued a t $ 150, poli ce sa id .

- Comp i led by Jimmy Miller

The University Honors Program Congratulates

The General Honors Certificate Recipients in the Class of 1995 The bike was valued at $625, ,

police said.

It's as easy as putting on a sock,

and you don't have to worry

about toe cheese.

. r I'

·' :· ,r I '

•' •' 1: : ~ ·:

Kristina Abiles LeAMe M. Evans Melanie Adams Shannon D. Finch Carrie A. Adler Patricia A. Flegel Susan Amory Robert E. Foglesong

Solveig L. Andres Gregory J. Forte Peter W. Antal Pa1,1l A. Franco

Amanda J. Archbold Amy E. Fyock Jon C. Athey Joshua A. Gallant

David B. Baker Laura B. Geyer Sarah J. Bannister Brian D. Glassberg Clement A. Bason Kristen L. Gleason

Samit K. Basu EricT.Go Kelly A. Bigley Jesse F. Goellner Robin F. Blair Christine E.Goldschneider

Lisa M. Blazejewski Jason M. Gottshall Amy L. Blazek Jennifer E. Greenwood

Stephanie J. Bonney Meredith L. Greer Andrew K. Bullard Joanna M. Han Amanda C. Burdan Louisa K. Hartenstein

Evan B. Caplan Shawn W. Harvell David A. Cassel Christopher C. Henry Amy K. Castelli Jennifer S. Hohl

Regan E. Checchio Marc L. Honig John C. Chen Jennifer L. Hornung

Susan M. Cheney Edward P. Hu Abigail D. Cleveland Melissa S. Hunt Gabrielle K. Conley Tis R. Hunter Denise M. Conway Jennifer L. Johnson 1 oanna L. Cope Susan E. Klein

Kevin M. Cottrell Rachel M. Kuennen Jeffrey J. Covone Christopher L. Kulp Ali K. Dadmarz Christina E. Lane Carol R. Daley Elizabeth L. Laurenzano

Jeffrey W. Dassel Nicole J . Lee Maebel A. deCastro Catherine M. Leonard

Jennifer L. Diaz Lea A. Lerner Lea Ann Douglas Krista M. Lessig

Kathleen R. Drabbant Rachel B. Levi Mary F. Dugan Jennirer A. Liner Demian Elder Susan A. List

Heather F. Elgin Alison J. Long Scott A. Ellis Pamela S. Lottero

Davtd P.

Claire K. MacDonald Carrie L. Maddox Michael J . Marcus

Ryan R. Martin Geoffrey R. Martini Katherine Maurer Carol L. Maxson Paul T. McCanhy

Leanne C. McGrory Kathryn H. McKay

Bridget M. McNulty Diana E. Melson

Howard A. Mergler Lisa M. Merson John C. Milner

Laura C. Morano Lori D. Morgan

Thomas R. Morley Adrienne L. Morris Wayne C. Morton James F. Mueller

Narasim S. Murthy Robert F. O'Reilly

AmyL. Olsen Michelle M. Olson Jessica J. Ostuno

Daniel R. Palawasta Karen P. Palmer

Cynthia A. Pearson Jeffrey S. Peel Julie K. Pickett Tobias Pinckney

Julie H. Prosseda Sean M. Quimby

Seth E. Rademacher Andrew J. Reim

Jeffrey L. Reinking Andrea M. Richter Sharon L. Rieger

Jennirer S. Righter Marc E. Rindner

Cindy-Alice P. Robison

Roselle

Stephanie V. Rohdieck Maria L. Rotella Jon-David Rubin

Sean D. Rule Katherine P. Rushton

Nina Sartori Kathleen E. Schafer Jeannette L. Schuler Thomas R. Schwerdt Daniel A. Shoemaker Michael J. Sicuranza

Daniel C. Smith Andreen 0. Soley Ban A. Sponseller

Geoffrey D. Steckel Jonathan R. Stehn

Andrea L. Stith Chadwick D. Tener

Michael A. Tolin Laurie B. Tomlinson Raymond C. Trievel

Esteban F. Troyanovich Emmanuel Tsikitas

Andrew VanBuskirk Marni E. Vath Zoe A. Velonis

Monica J. Vescovi Anne-Marie Vitale Julie M. Walenta Jeffrey C. Walsh Stephen C. Ward

Meredith A. Warner Kate E. Wanchow Carolyn N. White Laura G. White

Charles F. Whitehead Evan 0 . Williford Holly C. Winters

Stacey L. Wladkowski James Y. Yang

Trek mountain bicycle stolen from Russell Commons

A Trek Antelope 820 wa~ stolen by an unknown suspl.!c t from the Russell A/B commons between 11 a .m . Saturday and 2 p .m. Monday, University Po lice said .

The value of the bi cycle was estimated at $578, police sa id .

Moped stolen from East Main Street

Practice . . safe sex •

. ·· Use a condoJD

A private service message from Welver Group Inc.

CHILL W I 'I H GOODWILL

The ''CftUNCt" look! For less than$15 Why pay more? Jeans $3.00 and up Flannel shirts $2.75 and up Tee-shirts $2.75 and up Thermal Shirts $2.75 and up Bib Overalls $5.00 Accessories $1.00 and up Footgear $3.00 and up Sweaters $2.75 and up Jean Jackets $5.00 and up

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• N E W A R K • 140 East Main Street-453-1430

When you wake up Sunday afternoon, at 2:00pm, tune into

WVUD's Feedback on 91.3FM. Listen to what President Roselle has to say about what's happening at the University of Delaware. And ask him about this, that, and the other thing.

MON., TUES. , THURS. -S AT. 9AM- 6PM • WED. 9AM · 8PM • S u~. 11 AM- 5PM

GOODWILL INDUSTRIES OF DELAWARE. AND

· DELAWARE COUNTY, INC.

®

A l RU I= NO l -l O R-PR O FI'I ORGANILATION ASSI S III'JC T H OSL Wll I I DISABILITII S AND O THER SPCCIAI N ECDS

Donations Graciously Accepted

HUEGEL He will be answering your questions at 831-2701

SEMESTER IN COSTA RICA SPRING 1994

~INTEREST MEETINGS~ WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 27TH

103 OLD ALISON HALL, 5:00PM

All interested persons are encouraged to attend this interest meeting. Slides of Costa Rica and U of D's campus there will be shown.

Eqr more jntormatjon cqntact; Dr. Barbara Settles Individual and Family Studies 228 Alison Hall ~(302)-831-2934 f':fB

IIIIIUIIIW rmtnrll~

DELAWARE HARDWOODS INC.

883 B Daw.oa Drift! Delawue 1Dd1»trlal Pull U1713

MAll your Hardwoods &: Millwork Needs" ~ T!EIRN~TW ~INJID

S(Q)!PaOIR~'li"W ILIElT!EIRS AINHO P~OOILIES

Same day service on paddles

specializing in •toft beds •bus

•shelving •cabinetry •other wooden repair work

Complete planning &:Consulting services

FREE ESTIMATES 737-9029

CUff Lloyd Jlm Gravatt Rocolve a cll~unt wtth pro­

•ontatlan of thl• ad

~llim@~ \IV~Ibi ,.. _ _.. ...... __ _..

456-9200

VIUt=f) T~l\t=()UT

731-7736 NEWARK

CHESTNUT HILL PLAZA ROUTE 4 & MARROWS RD

Just Minutes From Campus I 2 MEDIUM 1 rvmiu-----1 I WIIMJ!I~~ I I T.AI\~()UT I I $798 II $}OOQFF 1 I 1'\.UaTAX I I I 1 - ... =:--·-.... - 1 1 Rental Of I 1--.tfi\rm;~ 11 20r~or~~ovies 1 L ~ ~ ..1 Le.-.. ~'="'Oh<OIIon·-11).31 -13 I --------- ---------~

6-PC CRUT BREAD •mt WITH PillA (W)

CoMiNG Nov. ~ iN ThE REviEw. ThE fiRsT.-EVER

REAd En's choicE AWARdS.

ThE bEsT. ThE bRiGhTEST.

ThE §TAR§. ThE spuds. ThE supER.

ThE subpAR.

I

I·

I'

A 1 Q. THE REVIEW . October 22, 1993

Nominate You1' favarite people, places- ~ things- fo, dJ1. ~--'s f~ Cl.u.ut ~..&..' ~ a...uL Today, The Review announces its Fi-r>st

annual Reader,'> Choice Awa,.,ds. You,

the l"eade,.,, pick 40U1" Favo'!'ite choices in

48 topics in these thl"ee majol"

categ01"ies: ~nte1"Winment, +=ood ~ D ... inl PlaceS' and People. Mol"e than

'20 winnel"S and Finalists will be honO'I'ed,

and >even people who >end in ballots will

be 1"G1ndomly awaT'ded p1"i'Ze>.

~NTf;RT AINMt;NT

I. Movie Theal1'e

3. TV Station

5. Place fo,. L ive Muric

6. Theall'e

7. S porting [ vent

8. Newrpape1'

Q. Maga1ine

10. TV Show

II. Muric G,.oup

1'2. V ideo

13. Radio S tation

14. Amuremenl Pa,.k

15. Sk, Slope

16. Thingr lo do with kidr

~~ wO'rks- like i:his- . • . St.p I. R.J.,... mt.~~ke nomi~onr fo,. U,, ~r 611 compl.t:ine the

form below. Y OAJ 01n onl11 m~:~ke one nomina!ion per arl:egarlf, bui: lfOAJ

do not have to nominab. in IY81'1f arl:egarlf fa,. lfOU1' nomirwrtionr to be

conndii'Nd. v ate cU rMnlj !imer CIS' lfOAJ WCint, but on~ ariginc:~l nl'trfpdp.,o b~:~~lloU- will be cacc:ept.d, All nominllt:ion fo,.mr murl: be

porUnCI'I'k.J b~~ Oc:t. ~. Mcail t.o: S.kic T on•lf· R~c:~J.,... Ooice Nominc:~t.ionr, n. Review, B-1 SwJ.m: Cent.,., U of D, N ... a.,.k, [){;. 19716.

t=OOD ~ DRINK

4. Place fo,. Cold Bee,.

5. Place fo,. Donulr

·' p

]. Ice C1'eam Sto1'e

8 . Italian Rertau1'ant

Q. Mexican Rertau1'0nt

10. Salad Ba,.

II. !=ine D ining

1'2. 8a,.

1:5 . Place fo,. Subr

14. Place fo,. Oerre,.t

15. Place fo,. R ibr

16. Atmorphe1'B

S-~:ep '2: . ' An indeperJeni: pdnel of l'pKiclli2ed judgH will el.c:t all

i:he ~nalis+s in aad, cc:~'l:aaO'rlj, banJ on 140U1" nominai:ionr.

St.ep :3: Rerult.c- of i:he bc:.lloi:ine will be announced in the Nov. 5 inue of n. Review.

Pf;OPLt;

'2. N Ancho,.

3 . Politician

4. Newrpape1' Columnirt

6. Act,.err

7. Athlete

8 . f:amour Animal

9 · p,.oferro,.

10. Comedian

II. Singe,.

1'2. Game Show Hort

13. 1-.lk Show Hort

14. Autho,.

15. Cartoon Cha,.ade,.

16 . Model

i

I ___ J

l I

' , J

,..._.E EVIEW

Review & Opinion Page A11

Ticket this! Jaywalking is a crime. It always was, but now it's enforced. How much would a jaywalking

ticket cost those who dare to commit that most heinous crime?

The answer still isn't so clear, but, it seems as if the city of Newark is cracking down on all forms of deviant walking behavior.

Bored with breaking up student parties, drug busts, speed traps and the like, the Newark Police started ticketing for jaywalking Tuesday on North and South College Avenues, Kent Way, Main Street and Delaware Avenue.

After receiving a grant from the federal branch of the Office of Highway Safety, Newark Police have opted to use this money to pay officers overtime to patrol these crosswalks on the aforementioned streets.

Police are also supposed to ticket all motorists who do not stop at these pedestrian crosswalks.

Despite an apparent attempt to please both sides, though, both pedestrians and drivers will be left at a loss because of the flaws in the police's plan.

However, the actual problem does not exist, "with pedestrians as well as motorists," as Lt. William Nefosky of the Newark Police said.

No, the real problem lies within the actual crosswalks themselves.

At the points that are to be monitored, the crosswalks are not uniformly marked.

Some have flashing lights, signs and white lines painted on the street, unequivocally marking them as crosswalks.

Others have nary any indication of

their pedestrian power and subsequently are left ignored by drivers.

But apparently identifying crosswalks is not as important as patrolling them.

If pedestrians and motorists cannot identify a crosswalk, how are they supposed to obey the law?

Cars will surely stop if they see an officer, who will, in effect, act as a deterrent to speed-loving, law-ignoring

. motorists. But the Jaywalk Gestapo will only

be serving infrequent hours, and when they are not around, nejther is Newark's grand plan to aide motorists and pedestrians.

Another problem that will arise from this scenario is that students, who comprise the vast majority of pedestrians in Newark, will feel isolated and ignored because their opinions were not solicited as much as motorists were.

The police can help alleviate this potential problem by making a concerted effon to enforce the motorist end of the law.

Even with all its problems, the Newark Police have a chance to benefit the town, students and themselves with this idea.

Ticketing will force drivers to be aware of pedestrians and pedestrians to be aware of drivers. which would be a novelty at certain crosswalks in Newark.

But first and foremost, all crosswalks should be evenly marked with signs, flashing lights and broad white lines painted on the streets, so drivers and pedestrians alike know where it is safe to walk and drive.

Review's policy for guest columnists

The Review welcomes guest editorial columns from students and other members of the university community.

Columns should be 750 words in length and be relevant to the affairs of the university, the nation or the world. .

If int~rested, call Jason Sean C:arbt:r, Je ~f Pearlman or Adrienne Mand at 831-2774.

Editorial Staff Jason Sean Garber, editorial editor/columnist Rich Campbell, columnist Gary Geise, rnlumnist Brian Hickey, columnist liz lardaro, columnist J. Matthew O'Donnell, columnist

Jeff Pearlman, columnist, editor in chief Greg Orlando, columnist John Ottinger, cartoonist

Jason N. Smith, columnist Rebecca Tollen, columnist

Rob Wherry, columnist

Neal Bloom

There's a fag in my civil rights movement Wow: I don't feel like my life's in danger.

All things considered, it's been a fairly easy room. So far.

The audience, if not warmly sympathetic, has at least listened without apparent hostility. Nobody has even walked out in a huff, on a rampage, or under a storm cloud.

Nope, not a bad room. Sometimes the atmosphere of lhese awareness programs can get pretty hairy and scary, depending on whether the local dude population has mobilized iLS scorn. and shown up to provide a sneering, insulting, rude-sexual-question­asking, fan-noise-making back row from hel l.

After all, the LGBSU (Lesbian Gay Bisexual Student Union) is not the most appreciated group on campus; nor are the concerns of campus or local queer people the most likely, alas, to inspire feelings of siblinghood .amongst the masses at large.

And then it happens: one of the masses not-at-large, in fact one of the underrepresented, nowhere-near-massive masses asks the question:

"How can you say that? How can you compare gays with blacks? You guys haven't had anything like our struggle."

It is one of those questions I encounter everywhere, and it always makes me bristle. For the sake of venting, here is the response I feel when someone asks that question:

"Why you thoughtless motherfucker, how can you be so insensitive? You get an ounce ~f freedom and a gram of power and

"suadenly you're ready to tum it around and screw over any group lower than you on the social ladder. Fuck you."

That is not what I said. That is not what I say.

What I say is more like this: "Brother I sister, I know it's not the same

lhing . I don't want to get into playing that game, 'My civil rights movement is better than your civil rights movement.' They are not the same. But the simple fact is that an

Commentary

By Gary Geise

entire class of people is being denied equal rights and equallreatment under the law, and we are fighting to change that in the same way that you fought and continue to fight for your rights as African Americans. And we 're talking human rights, stuff like love and marriage and child-raising. Like the right to eJtist."

At which point the querent is more likely than not to say, "Yeah, but I had no choice about being black; you guys can choose not to be gay," and I'm right back to furious ranting, at least internally.

Once and for all, I would like to ask all the heterosexual members of our community to consider the possibility of forcing yourselves to stop being attracted to members of the opposite sex, and start getting hot for the same sex. Try it. Gosh, think how easy it would be.

But that 's not what I came to tell you about.

I came to talk about the man. There is a prevalence, nay, a

preponderance of anti-gay sentiment amongst the African American community.

The Traditional Values Coalition, brainchild of the Irrev. Lou Sheldon, has recently released a video entitled Gay Rights, Special Rights, Newsweek reported last week. The video claims the queer movement is attempting to ride on the coattails of the black civil rights movement. In Sheldon's words, "The freedom train to Selma has been hijacked."

Rap artists preach hatred and violence

against queers . So do fundamentalist churches. So do self-styled eschatologists on the streets of every major city in the country.

(And just to stem the wave of letters, no, obviously not all of them.)

Here at the university, the Center for Black Culture and the Black Student Union refuse to work with the LGBSU and the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Caucus. (I can just hear them say: "Ew. Those people.")

"You can just keep quiet about it," says our friend in the audience, "and the discrimination goes away."

Well, yes and no. The discrimination is always there, making us feel like shit; we just won't get beaten up or killed. And it's simply not fair to ask queer people to shut up about whom they love when all types of cultural imagery, billboard down to wallet-size, scream HETEROSEX!

Black Lesbian Author and Goddess Auctre Lorde said, "There is no ranking of oppressions." While one group is oppressed. we all suffer oppression. Furthermore, as Lorde herself testified, queers are African Americans, we are people of all races and sharing in all racial oppressions.

Finally, it 's all about getting shafted by the man. You know who he is, you see his evil design working all around you . He only means to keep you down. Unfortunately, all too often my African American neighbor is the man.

I'm not trying to hijack the freedom train. I just think we might, instead of fighting ourselves like the man wants, we might try to help give each other strength throughout what promises to be a long, rough ride.

And for all those whom .this opinion has offended, let me help you get started on an angry letter: 'Dear Mr. Geise, You thoughtless molherfucker .. .'

Gary Geise is an Editorial Columnist ofThe Review.

The United States should not be concerned with Haiti's woes "This gun is for hire." AC{DC

ll was a burning hot summer day ... Oops. Hail the light. President Bill "Six

Gun" Clinton has sent warships to H iti to enforce a United Nations embargo.

The country (Haiti, that is) is currently the model for every third­world cesspool everywhere; the employment rate hovers at about eight percent, the literacy rate 15 percent.

The necessities of life, fresh water and food are pleasant memories. The country has been strip-mined and deforested into submission.

The military runs the show in Haiti. Their weaponry is (and if this surprises anyone, please feel free to jump in front of a south-bound Amtrak) genu-whine American; made of American steel, assembled right here in the fruited plain and sold by the Pentagon.

We've long been a friend to this God­forsaken wasteland known as Haiti.

If you believe The Review's version of

the truth, we ' ve been in Haiti since 1930. If you believe the history books (or any historian worth a lick of salt) our involvement goes further back, back to 1915, in fact.

In Haiti, we did what we lhought best. Namely, we propped up many a two-bit strongman with delusions of self­importance, fed him lots of weaponry and when it was no longer expedient to have him around, let him fall like Gerry Cooney in the third round of a prize fight.

In 1936 Haitian President Jean-Claude "Baby Doc" Duvalier bled the country dry, looting the national bank like a modern day Billy The Kid . It was an American plane what took him to the promised land (The French Riviera) with all his plundered booty.

In 1988 and 1990 respective! y. the United States played a hand in removing Duvalier's successors. Prop 'em up, let 'em fall, prop 'em up.

Jean-Bertrand Aristide, a priest and sometime prophet (the only prophets in

Commentary

By Greg Orlando

Haiti are doomsayers) was elected president in December of 1990 .

What was remarkable was that these elections were FREE ~nd DEMOCRATIC , meaning some people were actually allowed to cast their votes without the well-meant help of a goon and his well-oiled M-16.

Less than 10 months into his term, Aristide was ousted by a military strongman.

Now the United Nations would have us restore Aristide to power.

Since the days of The Great War, we have supported Haiti's power structure, watched as those in control

systematically gutted the country and then split with the loot.

The song remains the same. If you made them and they made you, who picks up the bill when who made who?

The mess is of our own creation. We must unmake it.

But quite frankly, short of making Haiti the 51st state in the union, there is no viable solution available.

The country is bankrupt. Seven league strides will be needed to overcome the massive deficiencies in sanitation, housing, health care, education and food production.

Read : GOOD LUCK . The military is firmly entrenched and

well-armed . If any attempt at saving Haiti from itself is to be made, the army must be dismantled.

Read : C-YA, WOULDN'T WANT TO B-Y A .

The U.S. warship Harlan County was stopped by Haitian troops before it could dock at Port-au-Prince .

The ship contained a slew of

American soldiers. Thank someone the troops didn't land.

Americans in Haiti will mean only one thing. Haitian resentment and American body-bags. Make that two things. · We have tried to influence Haiti for far too long.

Maybe, just maybe, it's time for us to cut the puppet strings and let the people of Haiti decide their own fate.

Seven thousand well-armed goons are no match for a nation of millions. A pissed-off, underfed nation of millions.

Let Haiti remove its own chains. Then and only then will anyone be able to help.

The United States should not be the world's gun for hire.

We've meddled too long and too hard for that.

Greg Orlando is a stranger in a strange land, a small guy who looks like one of ).R.R Tolkien's characters, and a man with the ability to write out of his ass.

Watch your private parts, the jerk-cam is looking for you Commentary

By]. Matthew O'Donnell

Somewhere in the vicinity of Newark, there roams a man who cannot keep his hands to himself.

After nwnerous sightings lmt spring and six already this fall, the time has come for this madman to be recognized ll'i a nuisance to the university, and to The Review's Police Repons.

Yes, lhe bishop-beating, carrot-waxing, chicken-choking, monkey-spanking, masturbating madman has taken the campus under siege. ·

Whal does be Wlllt? AppiRillly, a coople of cheap drills to add to his fattasies while in his

self -manipulating act. The man with the lightning hands is a white

male in his 20s, with short, dark hair. Some sources claim he is also sexually repressed.

So far this year, Newark's penile terrorist has masturbated: • in front of a woman walking south on Academy Street while wearing a trench coat, • at the intersection of New and North Chapel Streets with his JXI!lts below his knees, • on the caner of Apple and Winslow Roads with his trousers (same difference) below his knees, • and outside the 7-11 on Elkton Road in front of many customers, employees and cheese dogs.

He has also reportedly been seen scurrying across the unit (no pun intended) block of E. Qeveland Avenue wearing only a pair of black high tops.

Now, altOOu.gh this marrmay be gifted with excellent hand-eye coordination, he is soon going to caiCh a nasty cold.

Which soon will result in turning himself in? No, this is unlikely. There is no telling how

many more people will fall into the clutches of his raging hormones.

It is appareru that an investigation must be conducted soon before someone either loses an eye, oc, God forbid, goes completely blind.

Newark Police must set up a Sexually Deviant Task Force, working closely with the Campus Diversity Task Force.

Only together can they calch this culprit, put him in solitary confmcmcnt where he belongs, and ftnd out why this poor man has been so sexually challenged.

Strategically placed all around campus, and armed with walkie-talkies and a special urrdcrcover jerk -<:am, members of the task force wait for their first suspect.

Uh, yeh, a white male in a white Buick is approoching a young lady on the side of the rood. Over.

Get a cl~er loolc. See if you can caJch him wilh his panlS down. Over.

Too late! The young lady just ran screaming -we're in pursuit ...

Nothing like a high ·speed chase to get the juices nowing.

We've cornered him. He's gelling out of the car. He's rwt wearing any pants, and his fxxJy looks very blue. Over.

The suspect must be very frustrated. He could be very dangerous in this condition . Over.

Lets call in reinforcements .. . After the police who arrive on the scene

draw s~wsas to who will handcuff the guy, he is booked at the sration and escorted 10 the only jail cell with a coocealcd bathroom stall.

The self·stimulating criminal's nighttime career has ended, and the rights to his story arc sold to Paramount for $5 million, making him a millionaire when he fmishes his jail term.

All for some fancy handwork. Diagnosis of the Situation

Suspect (as he will be referred to) surely is a suuement of our times.

A man who absolutely cannot fmd anything else to do but drive around with his hand down his pants looking for a college girl's reaction.

Hopefully, he is not trying 10 make a good ftrst impression.

A sad case of a man who is lonely, urrdersexed and bored, complete with a car and a full tank. of gas.

This fellow is so caught up in his own desperation that he does not realize that the chances arc nil of fmding one girl on campus who will say "Gee, that's neat," when he pulls up neltt to them flailing away.

Quite frankly, most women arc disgusted to see a man have so much fun with himself.

If anything ever does come out of this si tuation, one thing at least is for sure.

The "Mad Masturbator" has just exposed himself 10 the entire Review !Wership.

No pun intended.

). Matthew O'Donnell is an editorial colufTVlist of The Review.

October 22, 1993 THE REVIEW A 12

Evaluating true Christian standards concerning all sexuality An article in the Oct . 6 Delaware

Spectator challenged President Roselle's statement of support for the university's gay, lesbian and bisexual community.

Christianity, Islam and Judaism traditionally have "regarded homosexual acts as an abomination" the article states.

"There is no getting away from it: the old Christian rule is, 'Either marriage, with complete faithfulness to your partner, or else total abstinence.' "

Commentary

By Rich Campbell

with Christianity (gay bashing, for that matter) .

We all need forgiveness. That's one of the main points of our faith: "All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God."

Furthermore, many simplistically think homosexuality is purely a moral choice.

at Disney World . The love of God far surpasses any merely human love . B u t that's another matter.

Now, some will accuse me of homophobia and hatred for saying Christianity calls homosexual acts sin (as if I invented the idea!) .

The author wonders if Roselle would "also encourage support for adulterers, beastialists, pederasts, polygamists, pornographers , prostitutes and prlt(;titloners of group sex."

Does this sound restrictive? Lewis thought so, too: "Now this is so difficult and so contrary to our instincts, that obviously either Christianity is wrong or our sexual instinct, as it now is, has gone wrong."

This pretty much applie to all of us, no matter what our urges.

heterosexuals . Or Christian rules regarding many other things.

Obviously engaging in sex is almost a lways choice . But a homosexual orientation in most cases is not a choice.

This is precisely why Christians who believe homosexual acts are sin must be careful not to discriminate unfairly against those with a homosexual orientation.

Here the battle over religion, free speech and political correctness reaches its height.

For example, students at Appalachijl State University in North Carolina hav~ been accused of promoting hate becausp they published an account of a man who left his gay lifesty.Ie after converting to Christianity . ,

That, my friends, is hypocrisy. Simply put, if you oppose While it certainly would be interesting

to hear President Roselle's detailed responses to each of these categories, I must point out one crucial missing item from the list: heterosexual pre-marital sex.

Now, I don't know if the author intentionally omitted this category. But it's absence is a major hindrance to understanding the traditional Christian view of sexuality . (I cannot speak for Islam and Judaism, nor for all Christians for that matter).

Now, I suspect the author of the Spectator article may have glossed over pre-marital sex because it is so accepted and practiced by a lot of people, many of whom don't like gays and lesbians.

Let's face it, a lot of people who hate homosexuals aren't exactly abstaining.

What's worse, many who oppose lifting the gay ban and other gay rights legislation from a Christian viewpoint have joined in unholy alliances with those who have no intention of supporting or obeying the the traditional Christian rule of sex as regards

homosexuality, don't use the Bible unless you are prepared to equally oppose all heterosexual activity outside of marriage .

For this reason, there are many Christians like myself who don't particularly want to speak out on this issue.

After all , our culture for decades has accepted sex before marriage . Gay rights makes perfect sense in this context.

That's why opposition to gay rights seems so obscene to so many.

That's why Christians must be consistent in their approach to sex .

This is homophobia only if defined as anything less than total approval of homosexuality . :

As C.S. Lewis stated a half-century ago,

I don't want to promote hatred or harassment of gays and lesbians any more than I want to promote hatred toward people who get drunk or gossip or make any number of lifestyle choices at odds

Of course, Christianity proclaims much more than obeying certain rules. Abstaining from sex for Jesus' sake is like giving up a day trip to Dover for a month

That is something which, along wit? many other things, Christianity does not allow. I

I ' Rich Campbell is a C.S. Lewis fan and a

editorial columnist of The Review.

'

Repair needed for Maintenance Fear of riot reprise aides attackers!

"

.Commentary

By E.

I

"Dial 5-1500 with your maintenance concerns," the sign in our bathroom reads.

What it should read is, "Dial 5-I 500 with your maintenance concerns and speak to a rude man who can't help you and really doesn't give a damn."

You don't believe me? Read on.

When we arrived here seven weeks ago, my quadmates and I were disgruntled to find a shower that couldn't be turned off.

This wasn't such a big deal until our shower runneth over­on to the bathroom floor, resulting in half an inch of water for the twelve of us to slip on. It was time to put that 5-1500 number to use .

With each passing day without anyone coming to fix our shower, our calls to maintenance increased in relation to our ire. . Several days after our initial

c.omplaint (which we placed the very first day, I remind you), some man came up to "fix" our problem. How? He turned off the water for that shower.

Some solution . Now a dozen girls were left with one shower. And didn't it figure-it was the "good shower" that was broken.

Now, you girls know what this means, but those of you of the male persuasion won't, so allow me to explain.

The "good" shower is the one with the ledge; the very same ledge on which we prop our legs in order to shave.

Without that ledge, shaving is, at best, dangerous. Those little nicks and cuts bleed a lot, you know.

Anyway, although our legs were suffering, we were consoled by two things.

The first was that the guys on our floor told us that we could use their shower (talk about a

Commentary

By Alyson Zamkoff

way to meet the neighbors). The second was that the next

man who came to visit our shower told us that it would be fixed shortly upon the receipt of a "very important part." Shortly. Okay. That's four, maybe five working days , right? Wrong.

After yet another week, we were still left with but one shower.

My quadmates and I , we were not pleased.

The people at 5-1500, they couldn ' t care less. As we toppled the two-week mark, our daily quarrels with maintenance turned into full-fledged war and we were being given the run around.

"Call the housing director," 5-1500 told us.

"Call maintenance," the director replied.

"Call your area coordinator," 5-1500 told us.

"Call maintenance," the coordinator replied.

"We don't have any control over what happens. We just dispatch telephone calls," 5-1500 finally told us.

"What? You just dispatch calls?"

"That's right, so I can ' t help you. No matter how many times you and your friends call, I can't help you." I was able to see the smug look creeping across this man's face.

"What do you mean you can ' t help me? I've been speaking to you for almost three weeks, and you're just now telling me that you can't help me? Well then,

tell me something. Who the hell can?"

"I don't know." Gee, that was really

something. If this idiot didn't know who we could turn to for help, how could he have been "dispatching" our calls?

For the next twenty minutes, I leafed through the campus directory until I fell upon the Plumbing Shop (bet you didn't know that we have one of these, did you?), and then I dialed 5-8457.

At first I got nowhere, speaking to a man who barely spoke English .

Reali y, I didn't care if he had command of the language. His command of fixing showers was all that I cared about, but the language barrier was becoming a problem so he connected me with someone he said was the head of university plumbing (do we really have one of those?) .

So, I spoke to Mike , a generally pleasant guy , who said that he would personally take care of the shower.

True to his word, Mike was in our bathroom two days later.

He gave us our "good" shower.

He gave us our ledge. He gave the guys on the floor

their peace and quiet. The thing is, the broken

shower shouldn ' t have taken almost a month to get fixed .

It is inconceivable to think it would take maintenance one month to shut off our water, have me play phone tag, until finally fixing a problem in one day .

Oh, and the rude man at 5-1500, he hasn't heard the last of me. We're now having a little problem with our heating .

Alyson Zamkoff is a guest columnist of The Review.

On April 28, 1992, an announcement was made that the four white police officers accused of beating black motorist Rodney G . King were acquitted.

Riots broke out in the streets of Los Angeles. Stores were ransacked and fires raged through the city.

On the corner of Florence and Normandie Avenues, truck driver Reginald Denny was forced out of his tractor trailer by rioters.

He was beaten to a pu lp and left to die while one of his assaulters danced around his body, which was documented on videotape.

Only two men from the incident were identified in the tape. They have been found guilty on charges that have all been lessened by a scared jury.

Damian Monroe Williams and Henry Keith Watson were acquitted of most of the more serious charges Monday. The jury was extremely lenient with the guilty charges.

But fewer years in jail for the rioters doesn't even come close to the symbol the case will serve about violence and riots .

It signifies how extreme violence to a random victim is acceptable, because it was part of a highly-publicized, racially· motivated state of chaos where herds of people committed crimes across the city.

Williams received four counts of misdemeanor assau l t and simple mayhem for hurling a brick at Denny .

The count is a felony and punishable up to a maximum of eight years in prison.

Watson received only a charge of misdemeanor assault for holding Denny's neck down with his foot, which is punishable for up to six months in jail.

The jury also decided Thursday, after three days of deadlock, to acquit Williams of the attempted murder charge.

· ]anene Nolan

The jury, still undecided about Watson's charge of assault with a deadly weapon, declared a mistrial and he was released on his own recognizance.

Why? The jury was afraid for their

lives. They feared for themselves,

for making such a major decision related to a racial debate , and feared inciting another riot.

For what other reasons would members request dismissal three different times?

Why else would some of the jurors fall to illness because of stress-related ailments and have to be rushed to the hospital?

One juror even expressed this fear to the forewoman . She said she feared for herself and her family.

Again, the jury was just plain scared.

Scared because they were to be dealing with picketers in disagreement outside the court house.

Scared becau se the courtroom guards, responding to a bomb scare, had to search the building.

But then again, after Reginald Denny forgave his brutal attackers, if the jury had come to a harsher decisi on , the public could easily have basis for disagreeing and protesting the jurors' sterner charges.

When Denny embraced the mothers of the accused in the courtroom, the jury was given support that the simplification of their charges were acceptable. Even though their actions may have killed a man.

Denny has gone through many brain operations and has

permanent damage. • This incident has changed hiS

life forever. He has no othef choice but to forgive William~ and Watson because he can' rebuild his life filled with anger. He has come to an understanding about the hell L.A. was put through during the riots . ,

But this should have had no effect on the jury's decisions. As a judicial body, the deciders should have just "applied the law." ;

However, with these factors i~ mind, it is not difficult to see why the jury, no matter who they are, would have ever been able to usc the scales of justice without interjecting their: feelings, fears and the public'~ opinions. I

They could not simply applyt the Ia": because there were toej many Circumstances . 1

There is not an impartial , person in the country to make-up! anything remotely close to ani impartial jury.

So what was left? The jury did, the best they could and the1 defendants will serve the: consequences , just or unjust. I

There was no accurate means, of finding out whether Watson '! and Williams are innocent or. guilty through the legal system, : because it was marred by the ! press, fear tactics and. race issue s.

lt i s up to individuals to l decide how they feel about the violence the men committed . •

One totally absurd way to fairly decide trials such as this could be to put it a vote for the whole country to come up with the verdict, but then again that is as absurd as finding impartial' jurors.

Watson and Williams' lawyers: have said they are elated with the verdicts. 1

I guess so - they are getting: away with attempted murder . ·

E. }anene Nolan is an associate: news editor of The Review.

Pete lncaviglia is the fourth person whose last name begins with the letter I to play in the World Series. Cheve, chevecha and chela are slang terms for

beer in Mexico. The Review, so much

information, you won't even care. I

\

)

t '"' ,, •• v .....

With Visa• you'll than io·mtllion places, nearly three ~times more than American Express.

And that's not a miSprint.

Visa. It's Everywhere You Want To Be~

'--------------------------<C> VisaUSA.Irc.1993

October 22, 1993 . THE REVIEW. A 13

EN HOUSE·

():/jiJJy 2~ .. JqqZl Lf:()IJ-{I!(X)

~-~;~~

And s1nce a 12-year study shows that being 40% or more overweight puts you at high risk, 1t makes sense to follow these guidelines for healthy living! Eat plenty of fruits and vegetables rich In vitamins A and C-oranges, cantaloupe, strawberries, peaches, apricots, broccoli, cauliflower, bruuel sprouts, cabbage. Eat a high­fiber, low-fat diet that Includes whole-grain breads and cereals such as oatmeal, bran and wheat Eat lean meats, fish, skinned poultry and low-fat dairy products. Drink alcoholic beverages only In moderation. For more information, call 1-800-ACS-2345.

DUS C HARD-CORE GOVERNMENT

OUR NEXT GENERAL MEETING WILL BE HELD TUESDAY, OCTOBER 26 AT 4:00PM IN THE KIRKWOOD ROOM OF

THE PERKINS STUDENT CENTER . ALL ARE WELCOME & ENCOURAGED TO ATTEND. ANY QUESTIONS? CALL US!

831-2648

• •

A 14. THE REVIEW . October 22, 1993

Inside Sports Football Preview ................ .. .... BS Ice Hockey Preview .............. BS Tennis Wrap-up ................... 85 Field Hockey Corners. .......... Sf> Men's Soccer .................... Bb

Arts I Entertainment I Trends People I Lifestyles

Roadtrip to • • •

A II it takes is some money and a dream.

Breaking away from the doldrums of Main Street and the shackles of the library. your faithful features editors headed for the land of casinos by the sea and came back with a step by step report of everything from the boardwalk to the Atlantic City Expressway.

Atlantic City, which legalized gambling within its boundaries in 1976, is a bustling sea reson by day and a smaller scale version of New York City by night.

Needless to say, we/ were there for both.

It staned with an early morning, hung over ride over the Delaware Memorial Bridge and onto Route 40, eastbound. The ride lasted about an hour and a half, since we

began to walk away, he grumbled something at us. Some tradition.

CASINOS There are 12 casinos in Atlantic

City, each one complete with its own hotel. The first C(\sino opened in 1978 and the trend continued until only two years ago.

We first hit Trump Taj Mahal, one of the newer installations, located on the boardwalk and Virginia Avenue.

We went straight for the change line to get 4uaners for the slot machines and as we absorbed the

- stopped every few minutes to take a picture of the beautiful Jersey counttyside . . We chose Route 40 for the scenery because the other option ' iitlllllfllll.,\ltiij~ was to drive up to Exit 3 on the New Jersey Turnpike and then hop onto the Atlantic City Expressway.

At about 10:15 a.m., we pulled into Atlantic City, resident population 37,986, paid $2 to park the car on North Carolina Avenue, got our bearings together and went to tackle the masses. ·

After overcoming a slight camera problem, (Liz left the film in the car) we were accosted by one of those "rolling chair" guys who push people up and down the boardwalk for the low low price of $5 for five blocks.

Trying to impress us with the

scene, we dubbed it "Oh my Gaud," due to the overly ornate purple interior and doorbell chiming sounds of slot machine jackpots.

Victoria, designated photographer for the day , learned from Roger Dase, executive security guard of the casino, that cameras were prohibited inside the eslablishmcm.

"Your cameras interfere with our in-house bubble cameras," Dase said, pointing to the sign outside indicating the no camera policy. "Just don't take any pictures or let anyone see [the can1craJ or it will be confiscated ."

capacity of his Atlantic City intelligence, he took the liberty of saying, " Rolling chairs were invented by a Mr. Shill in 1887 and have been an AC tradition ever since. "Wanna ride?" THE REVIEW/ Anonymous pedestrian

When we declined his offer and Review editors Lardaro (left) and Kemp take time out before blowing all their loot in the Taj Mahal.

Gambling rolls through time A look at the history of wheeling and dealing

BY ASHWANI CHOWDARY Assistant Features Editor

An ancient Chinese proverb on gambling says, "If you must play, decide upon three things at the stan: the rules of the game, the stakes and the quitting time."

Gambling, the wagering of money or other valuables on the outcome of a game or event, is known in almost every historical period or culture.

Dice carved from the ankle bones of antelope have been found in prehistorical tombs and burial caves. The ancient Egyptians played atep, a game of guessing the number of upheld fingers.

The classical Greeks are known to have played with astragals, the forerunner of modem dice, and Jews in biblical Israel gambled by throwing dice. The Romans were reportedly obsessed with gaming and betting obsessively on gladiatorial fights and chariot races.

In the long parade from ancient to modem times, a distinction between games of chance and games of skill has been drawn.

The Romans, under the Code of Justinian, forbade games of chance and tolerated those of skill, as long as the stakes involved were not excessive . They reasoned that chance introduced too much of a margin for cheating. Loaded dice and

weighted coins were commonplace in classical and medieval archaeology, as are marked cards among Renaissance artifacts.

By contrast, in the United States, the bias at gambling resons is against games of skill and towards chance. Most casino games, such as roulette and craps, are dictated solely by chance.

The celebrated case of the blackjack players who could count cards and memorize odds to defeat the casino during the 1980's reinforces the biased desire towards games of chance.

The resorts maintained files on these players and tried to ban them from their tables. A spokesman for an Atlantic City gambling casino noted that such people abuse what should be a game of chance by turning it into a game of skill.

On the other hand, in recent years state legislators in California have acted against chance in favor of skill, stating that all forms of "draw" poker are legal because they are considered games of skill, while "stud" poker, in whlch the player gets one hand and one hand only, remains illegal. The idea was established over a 100 years ago under the state gambling legislation.

History is full of similar attempts to ban gambling. The Medieval

Church often tried to curb betting not because it was an outright sin, but because it inclined men to play rather than pray.

Although few societies fully approve of gambling, none have been able to eradicate it totally .

Respec ted phy s ician and mathematician Gerolamo Caritano (1500-1 576) saw games of chance as a good lest of a man's patience "for a good man will restrain from anger even at the moment of rising from the game in defeat."

The church has its own history of gambling. All Saints Parish Church of St. lves in England holds an annual dicing game on the altar. The stakes, six Bibles, are awarded in a game that began in 1678 and is still played today.

Prior to 1950, gambling was generall y prohibited at the federal and state levels. Since that time, a movement has developed to legalize various forms of gambling, first lotteries and more recently, casino operations.

State policies toward lotteries have shifted from prohibition to state authorization as a means of raising revenue.

Federal ~lic.ies against gambling have been prtnctpally motivated by a desire 10 control organized crime, see GAMBLING page 84

Accepting our destiny, we turned to the slot machines for solace.

In a matter of minutes, we were both down the incredible amount of S5, after which we left the gambling room and went in search of something more fulfilling.

Unfortunately, our search was in vain, but we did find the Taj entourage, or a parade of belly dancers, complete with flute player, walking down one of the purple carpeted hallways.

"Oh my Gaud," we said again, looking at each other.

And with that, we were off to Park Place's Bally's.

Unlike the Taj, Bally's, which was so crowded it felt like Mug Night at the Balloon, had a happy atmosphere, full of people staring blindly into slot machines and smiling at their prospective gains .

"Definitely demi-Gaud," we said, entering the casino.

Victoria and I veered toward the roulette table, hoping to be luckier at the wheel of fonune than at the slot machines.

During some off-hours of casino bett ing, some roulette tables lower betting limits to $5 and $10, but don ' t expect to find a roulette table on a Saturday afternoon that will take a bet of less than $15 dollars.

Braving the roulette rapids, Liz pulled S 15 out of her modest pockets and traded them in for the equivalent in brown chips. She placed them all on red, and watched.

One word of advice when playing any table game: never, never hand the money to the dealer. You must place it on the table to make the transaction or face dire consequences, like major embarrassment.

Standmg at the roulette table were Victoria, myself and two guys old enough to be our fathers . My little pile of chips was meager in comparison to the fonunes they were betting with. But we held our own,

see ATLANTIC CITY page B3

Inside Section 2 Trekked out of my mind .... B2 Movie line Trivia ............... B2 New Rush album delivers .83 The Girlie Show ............... 83 Classifieds ... .... ..... .... ... ...... 86

FRIDAY

• • •• ,.j

I

The Review's guide to Gambling Terminology

When gambling. don't forget to . . . roll the African Dominoes (dice), Bale the Kale (bring out the money), watch out for wandering Dildocks (people who use fixed pack of cards), be wary of Eyes in the Sky (casino security devices for observing cheater's) and feel bad for Fish (bad gamblers). Always pour on the Gra~ (gambling winning;) and watch for High Belly Strippers (a deck of cards doctored so the ones with high numerical values can be controlled). If lucky, they'll say you are In the Chips (said of anyone with a lot of money) and then you can Jack Up (raise the pot in poker). It gets boring when you're a Kibitzer (spectator) or even worse if you're called Little Dick (never mind). Nits and Lice (two small pair in poker) won't do you much, and neither will Pretzels (small money), but you can make a royal flush with some Redskins (any face card) and maybe beat the person who is Under the Gun (the player next to the dealer). If not, you may end up as Veal cutlet ( a victim of a bad hand), or win a Yard (one hundred dollars). But no matter what, always be sure to Zing it in (bet heavily on an apparent sure thing).

Unsure of the game? Have no fear. POKER is a family of card games where the player 1s dealt anywhere from three to seven cards, bets on his or her hand and has a showdown to determine the winner. Some games include "fo!low the queen," "baseball," "night baseball" and "garbage."

BACCAAA T is a game of cards played for money between a banker and several betters, in which the object is to draw at least two cards and come closest to a specific number of points, usually nine, without exceeding it

BLACKJACK is a game played for money against the dealer where the object is to beat the dealer's hand without exceeding 21 points.

CAAPS is a game in which players bet on the roll of dice and the numbers seven and eleven are called "crap;."

ROULETIE is a game in which a wheel spins in one direction while a ball rolls in the other direction and players bet on which numbered slot the ball will fall into.

- Ashwani Chowdary & Liz Lardaro

·~hanging Channels October22,1993. THE REVIEW. 82

.-.. -.. -

. •

Aye, captain, I canna take much more of this Star Trek show I was telling a great story to a crowd

of catatonics last Friday. Five minutes earlier my friends and I

were chatting, giggling and munching on popcorn as we waited for our $70 cheesesteaks at the Amber Lantern. We were catching up on each others' lives, and it was my tum.

"In the middle of my oral report today I sneezed so hard my note cards got wet, and I couldn't even read them," I said, laughing in spite of myself. Looking around, I was laughing by myself.

But no one made fun of .me so I continued.

"When I looked up the class wasn't even listening - even though I slobbered all over my cards and blanked out."

They still weren't reacting. "My teacher gave me an F because I

sneezed." A perfect opportunity. I left myself

wide open to the entire restaurant. Save

Changing Channels by Melissa Tyrrell

my voice, the room was silent as each patron in front of me gaped and stared forward like the class in the Jeremy video.

From behind me a hypnotic voice reached over my shoulder and grabbed my friends' dilated eyes .

Captain's log . Stardate some big number.

Once again , I was ignored for Star Trek. At age 21 , I have come to terms with the shaping force Star Trek has had in my life. I am always ignored for Star Trek.

Just as the older, smarter brother makes the younger feel "never as good.'·'

Star Trek directly caused my inferiority complex.

My father christened this theme of pain in my life. Many a time as a wee lass did I wish to talk about my homework, my future, or drugs while he lay belly to the floor in front of Captain Kirk.

I'd have to jump up and down on his back with my sneakers on to get his attention . He can blame his slipped disk on Star Trek, not me.

Finally I was in college. No more 1960s reruns. I didn't have to jump on anyone's back anymore. I was a big girl dating a DuPont scholar.

The smartest guy I ever knew was my boyfriend, but things went wrong when Star Trek came between us.

We'd meet at his house and cuddle on the couch until Star Trek would approach on television . He was all eyes and ears, but not for me.

"Every theme is so existential," he'd

coo. "Why can't you be as interesting as

Star Trek," I'd hear. I couldn't argue with the guy, either.

Every time I'd tell him Star Tr ek concludes with a Scooby Doo ending, he'd take it personally.

"What do you mean , made-up physics? You just haven ' t given Star Trek a chance," he'd say. " You just don't understand."

It was only a matter of time before the show pried apart our hearts . He quickly moved on to a more Star Trek­compatible girlfriend.

Meanwhile, the wi ldest guy I've ever known became my boyfriend , and Star Trek came between us .

The boy neither studied, nor s lept. He'd been arrested three times . I felt certain there would be no conversations about existential themes on Star Trek . Until...

One week he and his roommates had

a contest to sec who could avoid leaving the apartment longe st. During that week, Star Trek - well , you've gotten it by now.

" I can ' t talk to you now , Mi ss y. We're a ll watching to sec if Ryker will hook up with Troi ."

" No, I'll call you later . Worf's pi ssed at Picard."

"Go away! Data 's getting laid!" Aft er six months of not dating, I

finally found my new love babbling away in our dorm's television lounge as zombies glared at Star Trek.

If anything happens to him, I'll be alone in this mess Star Trek has made in my life.

Now if he 'd just be quiet while I watch Seinfcld.

M elissa Tyrrell is a copy editor of The Review who rarely exaggerates . Changing Channels runs every other friday.

Christiana Mall 1· 95 and Route 7 (368-9600)

The Nightmare Before Christmnas-Groundbreaking animation tells the story of the little Halloween creature who searches for the meaning of Christmas. Showtimes: Fri-Sun. I :30, 3:30, 5 :30, 7 :30, 9 :30 .

The Man Without a Face­Showtimes: Fri-Sun . 2:15,7:35.

True Romance- Showtimes: Fri-Sun. 4 :45, 10 :10.

The Age of lnnocence­Showtimes:Fri-Sun. I :00, 4 :00, 7:00, 10:00.

Plaza

Mr. Nanny- Showtimes:Fri­Sun. 1:50, 4:00, 7:00, 9 :20 .

Striking Distance­Showtimes:Fri-Sun 1:30, 4 :35, 7:25 , 9 :45.

FULL MENU 0 ~ OPEN AVAILABLE 0 ~ 11 AM -1 AM

'Tll CLOSING ~... DAILY

~ Bar ~ Judgement Night-Showtimes: 2:00, 4:20, 7 :00, 9:30.

For Love or Money­. Showtimes: Fri-Sun . 2:00, 7 :30 .

The Good Son­Showtimes:Fri-Sun. 2:15, 4:45 , 7 :00, 9:15

The Program- Showtimes: Fri-Sun 4:15, 9:40.

Malice- Showtimes:Fri-Sun . 1:30,4:15,7:15,9:40.

Cinemark Moyjes 10 Firs! Stale Plaza Shopping Center( 994-70 75)

The Joy Luck Club· Showtimes: Fri-Sun 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 9 :55.

Mr. Jones-Showtimes: Fri­Sun . 7 :20, 9 :45 .

The Secret Garden­Showtimes: Fri-Sun . 2 : 15 , 4:55.

Mr. Nanny- . Showtimes:Fri­Sun. 1:10,3:10,5:10.

Demolition Man- )Showtimes : Fri-Sun. 1:15,4:30, 7:30, 10:05 .

The Fugitive-Showtimes: Fri. Sun 1:00, 4:00 , 7:00, 10:05.

Jurassic Park- Showtimes: Fri -Sun. 7:05, I 0:00.

Rudy- Showtimes:Fri-Sun . 2:00, 4:35, 7:15, 9 :55.

Gettysburg-Based on the book The Killer lnsticnt, the four hour long movie takes a look at the infamous Gettysburg BaiLie. Try No-Doze insted of popcorn. Showtimes: Fri -Sun . 2:00, 7 :30.

Cool Runnings­Showtimes:Fri-Sun. 1:05, 3 : 15, 5:25, 7 :35, 9:50.

Newark Cinema Center Newark Shopping Center (737-37 20)

A Bronx Tale- Showtimes:Fri. 5:30, 8 :00, 10:30. Sat-Sun . I :45, 5:30, 8:00, 10:30.

Cool Runnings-Showtimes: Fri. 5:45, 8 : 15, 10: 15. Sat-Sun . 2:00, 5:45, 8:15, 10:15.

Demolition Man­Showtimes :Fri. 5:00, 7:30, 10:00 Sat-Sun. 1:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00 ..

Regal Cinemas 10-Peooles

Rudy- Showtimes:Fri -Sun I :20, 4:05 , 7 :05, 9 :30 .

Mr. Jones- Showtimes: Fri­Sun.1 :35, 4:30, 7:40, I 0: 10.

The Age of lnnocence­Showtimes: Fri-Sun . I :00, 4:00, 7:00, 9:50.

The Good Son- Showtimes: Fri­Sun. 1:15,4: 15,7:15, 9 :30 .

Demolition Man- Showtimes: Fri-Sun. 1:30,4 :40, 7:20, 10:05 .

The Program- Showtimes: Fri-Sun. 1:00, 4 :00, 7:00, 9 :35 .

Jurassic Park- Showtimes: Fri-Sun. 1:00, 4:10, 7:10, 10:00.

Cool Runnings- Showtimes: Fri -Sun. I :40, 4 :50, 7:50, 10:05 .

The Fugitive- Showtimes: Fri­Sun. 1:10,4:20,7:10,10:00 .

Malice- Showtimes: Fri-Sun. 1:45,4 :15, 7 :20, 9:45.

For Love or Money-Showtimes: Fri-Sun . 1:50, 4:45, 7:45, 10:05.

-M. Tye Comer

tl) Rest~rant Cl» between Blockbusters & Rickels in College Square Shopping Center

454-1303 Live Entertainment, DJs & Sports

Table • 9' Projection TV

Test Your Movie Line Knowledge

'

• Plastics c . R 0 s E

B. Cannonball

D. At that time I was not the mental -giant you see before you. I was the .intellectual equivalent of a 98 pound :weakling. I'd go to the beach and people

B u D · would kick copies of Byron in my face.

E. Lip Balm? Answer Box

·so8rwv ~~J!f1 ~'11 u! ~uou peLJ .<~tp :li!IJM J:lli!M :llfli(U l!U!lfUlJp J:njlllJOIJS U!lJI!W pu~ U!ll1!W :lA~lS 01 :>5~4:)

hA~llJ '3 ·~JiJIJOS SI~OJ pv~a U! l!U!le:l)l ULJOf 'JW S1! SWI!!fi!M U!qOM ·a '<JIJV)/ unm:J U! pJOM l!ut,{p S!IJ SI!M S!lfl- :ltre)l

J;JlSO.::f S;:}IJil liJ Sl! S:lll:lM UOSJO '.<JOIS!IJ :l!AOW U! pJOM :lUO snOumJ ISOW :l41 Alq!SSOd 'J "'f:JfJ11SAppV:J U! IU!Of ~l!nq ~ 41!M IU~WOW lll!:>oos e l!upuqs :lSI!LJ:) AAOlJ:) 01 .<e.unw 11!8 ·a ·;mmpvJQ ~'11 U! U;Jij Sll utlWJJOH U!lSOQ 01 U:lA!l! ():J!APIJ J:r.l.ltl:J :l:l!OIJ:l :li.I.L 'V

(,:lW:lQII!:l:l!ION

Lenny Kravitz's mom was Mrs. Willis from The

Jeffersons.

The Review. So much information. you won't even core.

The Review Good with milk.

October 22, 1993 THE REVIEW 83

Rush to your nearest record store for a great album Canadian power trio rediscovers their roots Counterparts Rush Atlantic Records Grade: A

BY BRANDON !AMISON Managing Editor

Wow. That's the only thing that comes

to mind after listening to Rush's latest album, Counterparts. Your faith will be restored . Your troubled heart will be set at ease.

Rush is back in business and they deliver strictly cold, hard cash. Though it probably won't get it's due in a country of pop-schlock­loving musically uneducated morons, this album should qualify as one of the greatest comeback albums of our day.

First, a brief summary of Rush's career: From the late 70's to the early 80's, Rush was the premier progressive rock band in the world and had established an immensely dedicated and frightfully huge fan base.

But, in the mid-80's , Rush changed their sound and became icons of techno-pop. They reached out to a different group of fans with different tastes.

Their music was still some of the best around, but some of the earlier fans (including this reporter) were alienated by this new sound from the band.

Now, in 1993, Rush has fused the two styles that have become it's lifeblood into one giant musical concept, resulting in their best album in more than 10 years.

Animate, the album's first song, starts off Counterparts with an explosive beat from drummer demigod Neil Peart quickly followed by some serious gigging from bassist Geddy Lee.

Stick It Out and Cut To The Chase are also a couple of fairly hard, fast tunes that feature some of guitarist Alex Lifeson's best work since 1981's Moving Pictures.

You may have already heard Nobody' s Hero, Counterparts'

most radio-friendly song . Peart delves into some realiti es of the present, writing lyrics a bout a friend of his who recently died of AIDS.

Between Sun and Moon and The Speed of Love are about the only two disappointments on the album, sounding as if they were lifted right off of Presto, one of Rush's poorer efforts.

But these songs can be overlooked when listening to the rest of the outstanding tracks. Double Agent stands out as one of the supreme songs on Counterparts. Lifeson and Peart combine for an explosive backdrop as Peart voices over "On the edge · of sleep/ I was drifting for half the night/ Anxious and restless/ pressed down by the darkness/ Bound up and wound up so tight/ So many decisions, a million revisions/ Caught between Darkness and Light ."

Leave That Thing Alone returns Rush to their instrumental mode

and is a pre tt y de ce nt , if not diffe ren t so undin g, tune for the group.

Alien Shore features Peart, as is his norm, pl aying the bejeezus out of his drums as Lee sings, "You and I, we ar e pressed into these solitudes/ C o lor and culture, language and race/ Just variations on a theme/ Is lands in a much larger stream ."

Peart doesn ' t do much soloing on Counterparts, but his intense riffing and s ti ckwork on his cymbal s st an ds out as genuine Peart. Lifeson absolutely slams his guitar through most songs and does some of hi s most extensive fretwork in recent years . Lee, along with hi s usu al ingenuity on both bass and keyboards , long ago had lost his high-pitched banshee-wail of a voice, but on this album his voice has never sounded smoother.

If you 're any kind of Rush fan, rejoice; these guys went from cheesy to cheese. That is, they got a lot better with age.

All you have to see to know that Rush is back is that drummer Nen Peart (left) has grown facial hair again. joy to the ma55esl

Madonna bares it all in Philly Madonna October 19, 1993 The Spectrum Philadelphia

BY BONNIE MANNINO Stall Reporter

Thousands of fans braved the congested traffic and pouring rain outside of the Spectrum Tuesday night.

Many paid at least S65 only to find themselves in seats with an obstructed view . "Madonna," the crowd silently swore, "this had better be good." And fans were not disappointed with the show.

The Girlie Show tour started in typical Madonna fashion . A girl clad in nothing but a G-string slid seductively down a pole which extended from the ceiling to the stage floor.

This was followed by Madonna's entrance . Brandishing a whip, she cracked into her first song, Erotica which was obviously being lip­synched .

Things picked up when the Material Girl and her dancers donned big wigs, bell bottoms, fuzzy scarfs

Whigs, Gentlemen with Motown sound· Gentlemen The Afghan Whi&> Elektra Grade: A

BY JASON ALEXANDER Slaff Reporter

Music, like any art form, is often inspired by Those Who Came Before; in the world of rock and roll these predecessors are called "influences."

From Nirvana to The Band to The Beastie Boys, the best groups are those who have the ability to unite the legacy of the past with their own sonic personalities. On their new release, Cincinnati's Afghan Whigs have brilliantly fused indie rock with a genre not often associated with wailing feedback - classic Motown soul.

The Whigs make their major label debut with Gentlemen, a stylish mood piece of brooding desperation which is anything but quiet.

Singer/songwriter Greg Dulli takes the listener once again into his world of sexual desire and emotional angst,

which were also the themes of the Whigs' flfsttwo releases, Up In It and Congregation (Sub Pop) . The subject matter may not be pretty, but Dulli's manner is seductive.

"Feel it now and don't resist, this time the anger's better than the kiss," he sings on the album's first single Debonair.

Dulli 's bittersweet romanticism is largely enhanced by the pervasive atmosphere of dreamy Motown love songs; one wouldn't be surprised if the album's songwriting credits were shared with the legendary songwriting team of Holland/Dozier/Holland.

The Whigs' first taste of Detroit was a cover of My World Is Empty Without You (made famous by the Suoremes) as a B-side from their last album. Then came the EP Uptown Avondale (Sub Pop), which contained such nuggets as Come See About Me and AI Green's Beware . The culmination of all this Motown revival is the new album, which should shuffle the feet of everyone from Kun Cobain to Diana Ross .

If I Were Going opens the album with the sound of a vicious, swirling wind which underscores the entire song. Dulli's whispered phrases are a portend of things to come, and the lines: "And it don' 1 bleed and it don't breathe. It's locked it's jaws and now it's swallowing," suggest the powerful nature of this emotional beast called love which pervades the album's eleven tracks.

On the song My Curse, Dulli grctciously hands over lead vocal duties to Scrawl's Marcy Mays, who adds a decidedly feminine perspective to the words "Zip me down, kiss me there, I can smile now."

The album's finale, Brother Woodrow/Closing Prayer, is a six minute instrumental featurin~ a cello. a piano, and guitarist Rick McCollum's signarure slide guitar stylings.

With the release of Gentlemen, The Afghan Whigs have exposed the nature of their love affair with soul. The effort truly becomes a steamy romance filled with passion and sin.

The Afghan Whigs conbine the loud sound of indie rock with a soulful Motown echo, a style not often associated in alternative circles.

To start the concert, a girl clad in nothing but a G-string slid down a pole. That was just the begining.

Madonna's dancing was . spectacular throughout the ; performance, especially during a long • Spanish-style showcase. ;

The highlight of the evening came • when Madonna and her military- : garbed dancers stood at attention for · Holiday . Powerful sergeant Madonna ; ordered her submissive audience to • address her only as, "Yes sir, Mrs. : Sir, Yes sir."

The dancers marched as Madonna : led the audience in a drill style chant ' of, " I don ' t know what people say, : this li ttle pussy is a very good lay." ; She stopped the number mid-way and , told the bass player to drop and give : her 50 . An audience member from . Toronto climbed on stage by ; Madonna 's request and finished the •

and platform shoes for Express Yourself, Deeper and Deeper and Why's it So Hard? ,complete with a simulated org y while Madonna chanted, " Love your sister. Love your brother."

There was an authentic 70s feel during these songs, right down to the disco balls that could have been taken right off of the Saturday Night Fever .movic.sct.

Madonna slowed things down a. bit by breaking into In This Life, written for friends who had died as a result of AIDS . It ended with Madonna's raised fist and urges for the audience not to give up hope.

She later appeared in a tuxedo along accompanied by a masked clown for Like A Virgin.

She then broke into Bye Bye

It's On 187UMKILLA Eazy-E Ruthless Grade: D+

BY RACHEl CERICOLA Assistant Entcrra;nment Editor

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the trials and tribulations of N.W.A.

Since the posse change of Compton's most wanted and favorite ensemble, mahy media explosions have haunted the hood .

First there was Ice Cube ' s participation with the almighty malt liquor St. Ides, which was accused of marketing their ads exclusively for an under 2 1 crowd.

Recently , the medi a turn s to the violence revolving aroun d Dr. Dre's adventures as well as his prodigy Snoop Doggy Dogg , who is now out on a mill ion dollars bail in connection with murder charges.

Eazy-E ' s new album, It's On ,l:Du. BT'C)_I87UMKILLA , should serve as the soundtrack for this endless soap opera.

Throughout the 40 minutes of this album. Eazy-E voices his unsavory opinion of Dr. Drc and his recent efforts .

From the announcement of his

Baby, announcing the audience was about to sec, "the greatest show on Earth ," confirming the circus side show theme she was apparently going after.

Once again, Madonna broke into her trademarked gender bender role as she slapped a female dancer ' s behind stating,"we ain't gonna cry over no dames ." She then grabbed her crotch and added, "blow me."

The first half of the show was highlighted by the constant changes of the almighty goddess, while the second half was done Latino style. The pop icon wore a bandana arOtmd her head as the crowd went wild for La Isla Bonita. I'm Going Bananas followed , a cutesy tunc off of the qui ckly forgotten I'm Breathless album.

series of push-ups. ; Madonna jumped on the ·

bandwagon, sporting a Phillies jcr~cy ; with .the comment, "fuck lhc• Bluejays," before her final number of; the set, Jfoliday .

She reappeared for her first: encore , Jus tify My Love . The· background was checkered black ijll(l , white, as were the colors of the upper-crust Victorian style costUIT[es,

sec MADONNA page A6

Eazy-E feeds ex-posse to theDoggs on his latest effort

return on E.x.xcra Special Thankz, Eazy -E start s in with an exx tra special " what' s up honey?"" fo r former friend Drc.

Dr. Ore recently gave up produc ing for Ea zy-E' s label , Ruthless Record.~ . because of low or non -pa ym ent for his many platinum efforts . includin g N.W .A.'s Straight Outta Compton .

He also sends out a warning to Snoop Dogg th at " th e d og ca tcher 's about to get 'cha ."

Maybe these lines don't quite capture th e mood o f Eazy- E ' gangs ta- type rage, but alm os t every oth er se nt e nce on thi s al bum could possibly be held up in court as a serious threat.

In Real Muthaphuckkin G ' s , Eazy- E shows he is not above pe tty name calli ng with h is desc ripti on of Snoop Dogg as an "a no rex ic r apper" an d hi s revel at ions that ' 'all of a sudde n Dr . Dreis tlt e G ch ang, but o n !tis o ld a lbum covers , he was a she thang ."

At the close of the song, Eat.y­E repeats, " Yo Drel" followed by an unsuspec ting "1/uh ?" which is th en foll owe d by a si ngle gun shot.

It seems obviou . . even before thi s son g, th at Eazy-E a nd Dr. Dre have had a serious pani ng of the ways.

Eazy-E has put out thi s album fo r th e sole purpose to bitch about losing a detrimental me mber of hi s compan y to the tun e of talented , yet extremely vio lent , gangsta rap .

The album is so ant i ·Dre that it requires the stat ement " not authorized by Dr. Ore, contains no performances or materi a l by Dr . Drc ," and informs us tha't Ea z y·E's remark s arc s tri c tly "commentary."

As if an expl ana ti o n would justify thi s outburst of jealousy . •

If th e them es in th e a lbum r evo lv ed arou nd so methin g substanti al, thi s woul d ac tu ally be a good album.

Eazy-E uses his snappy retort s tyle whi ch he perfe cted in hi s N.W.A. days, but comes off as a big baby .

If on ly o ne, or may be e ven two songs, revol ved around hi s ha te fo r Dr . Drc an d Snoop Doggy Dogg, this a lbum, even wi th it ex tre me ly o bsc en e lyrics, would have at leas t some merit.

In s tea d he use s h is wit to voice complai nts th at cou ld have been rapped over a telephone .

Hopefu ll y, in a month or so, the re lease o f Doggy.1·ty le wilf show whether or not Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg y Dogg's bite i s worse than Eazy-E's bark .

84. THE REVIEW. October 22, 1993

Bet on a good time in Atlantic City continued from page 81 which entails dropping one to three The Sands boasts entertainment by

the likes of Cher. Whitney Houston, Liza Minnelli and Frank Sinatra, as well as nine restaurants and a health and fitness center.

op e t: statue o Caesar towers outside

is namesake casino elow: Better than a AC machine for fast

·cash ight: The infamous

AC boardwalk

and I won. "/ won," I thought, my first

instinct after which was, "This means I can bet agai~ and win even more money, yeah . .

But instead, Liz refrained from making another bet and we began to walk away from the table.

"Hey, girls, girls," the dealer called to us, "You took the wrong chips," he said.

Another word of advice: never, never, walk away from the table with an overabundant amount of chips in your hand. Graciously place them on the table and the dealer will give you the equivalent amount in one or two chips.

Feeling lucky, we set our sights on Caesar's, located at Pacific Avenue and the boardwalk.

By the time we entered the third casino, we had been carded five times. Here's yet another word of advice: bring your trusty ID and tape it to your forehead to avoid being hassled by paranoid security guards.

Caesar's was without doubt "Roman-Gaud" and a temple erected in honor of gambling. Between the cocktail waitresses wearing tiny togas and the James Bond music playing in the background, we found this casino, well, pretty much the same as the first two.

Steering clear of the blackjack, baccarat, craps and poker tables for fear of further embarrassment , Victoria and I opted to feed the slot machines $20 dollars.

Slot machines, of which some people play three at once, are a strange breed. A mindless activity

Gambling continued from page 81 which is thought to be connected to a great deal of illegal gambling.

However, the laws have been more successful at cuna!Iing illegal forms of gambling than at cutting down organized crime itself.

The penchant for gambling has survived all efforts to ban it and people have manl!ged to wager on an astounding range of events.

One such infamous wager had to be seuled in 1777 before the Coun of King's Bench, involving the sex of the courtier, the Chevalier D'Eon . Although the Chevalier had been

coins into a gleaming metal object and pulling the one-armed bandit, playing the slot machines can either give you a headache or at times, win you up to S25,000.

We left with a headache. The Liz and Victoria casino pick of

the day was Bally's. Bonne chance.

EATING If you're having a bad day at the

casinos, you may want to eat at one of the run-of-the-mill eateries like Subway or Three Brothers of Italy or Grumpy's, which can all be found on the boardwalk. However, if you've got petty cash burning a hole in your pocket, check out Cafe Roma, located conveniently upstairs from Caesar's.

The hostess, a distant relative of Robocop, sat us in Cafe Roma's casual atmosphere. Kamal, our speedy waiter, brought us our first nourishment of the day, soft steamy bread sticks with Cafe Roma buucr.

But that was just the beginning. We started with the onion loaf, aka onion clump, a greasy but tasty mound of onion rings, costing us about S3.9S.

Victoria progressed onto the SS.7S Caesar's burger (with cheese, when necessary) which she said was, "tantalizing perfect."

Seafood potpourri, $11.95, was Liz's dish of choice. Chock full of buuered scallops, pasta and little else,

(who knows why they call it ' potpourri') the plate was mediocre. She wishes she got the $5 dollar turkey club instead.

Cafe Roma's dessert menagerie ranged from cheesecake to carrot cake to Caesar's Sensational Sundae (say that three Limes fast) all at about S3.9S.

baptized a male, his demeanor was such that most of London quickly divided into two opposing camps. One claimed he was a male, while the other claimed he was a female .

Huge sums were wagered on the judge's decision. The coun case was brought by a plaintiff named Hayes, who himself had laid I 00 guineas at seven to one odds that Chevalier was a woman.

The judge, admiuing that the wagering was legal, agreed to hear the case and declared Chevalier a woman.

HOTELS If you know anything about

Monopoly, forget it. In the age old game of wheeling

and dealing, you can buy an Atlantic City hotel for less than what it costs to rent a room for one night.

Ever hopcfu I of finding an affordable room at a reasonable rate, (and for university s tudent.~ we mean reasonable ) we checked out some ca~ino hotels as well as one non-casino hotel, in case you have the urge to sleep in a strange bed.

Just a little bit out of our league, we sashayed into the elegant Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino (where, by the way, the day's jackpot ' LOtaled 52,402,456 and counting at about 6 p.m.)

Get your calculators out, this could get hairy.

Room rate s at this Mississippi A venue hotel vary by season, the least e~tpcnsivc being winter, which by Mr. Trump's calendar is from New Year's day to mid-March . A double room on the weekday at this time runs at $110, while weekend rates tack on an additional $25 for the same room. Go during high season, summer, and you' ll find yourself scribbling a big $175 in your checkbook.

However, for your money, you get to choose from 557 ocean view rooms, eleven restaurants, a spa, indoor pool

and one gigantic ballroom. The Sands Hotel and Casino, on

Indiana Avenue and Brighton Park, is a mess. The hotel seemed nice enough, but fmding your way around it may warrant a map. Beware: gelling in is easy , but it took us about IS minutes to get out.

It also boasts room prices ranging from $119 for one weeknight and $149to $169 for one weekend night.

Coming back to our sense~. Victoria and I humbly went to the Quality Inn, where the desk clerk actually followed Victoria out after she asked him for room rates.

The Quality's rates also go b'y season, of which there arc five. An individual room cost averages about $70 a night from Monday to Thursday, and $90 a night over the weekend, something a little bit more our speed. ,

AN IRISH PUB After a long day of casino brew-ha­

ha, Liz and I found a quaint, Euro[JC<Ill like pub on Saint James Place, understandably called The Irish I,_)b Inn.

The Inn's decor, with its wooden walls and warm ambience, w;ls refreshingly non-casino-ish and the perfect end to a long day on our feet.

We spotted the pub, founded in 1972, from the boardwalk, and our keen bar sense noticed many people going there to have a Harp or two and sing some old Irish songs. Victoria got tears in her Irish eyes when "Danny Boy" came through the

speakers. At 8 p.m. the tide rolled in and we

rolled out. We left behind the gaudiness of the place where people dream of lucky 7's and deuces wild, but for the most pan, end up witn loose change in their pockets and a half smile-half frown on their faces.

Lenn~ Kravitz's mom was Mrs. Willis from The

Jeffersons.

The Review. So much information, ~ou won't even care.

Madonna Tu madre! New book speaks loudly. cominued from page 83

complete with opera glasses. Madonna ironically ended the

show with the song that began her rise to popularity in the early 80s, Everybody . She finally ended this roller-coaster ride of a concert by shouting, "Everybody is a star, good night and thank you."

But just as the mobs were about to leave, the circus music carne on and ihe masked clown reappeared. After a little dance, the clown removed the mask, and to everyone's amazement, revealed the face of Madonna who gave a final wave as the lights went black.

Any die-hard fan would find it impossible not to like The Girlie Show.

Someone more accustomed to Madonna's mainstream songs would probably be disappointed the event consisted of mostly new material .

They might also be put off by the show's blatent raunchiness. Even so, it would be difficult to feel the show as a whole wasn't entertaining.

You can say she's horrible, you can say she's fading, you can even say she's of no substance.

But don't ever say this woman can't put on a show. Because at age 35 with 10 years of show business behind her, nobody does it beuer.

Mexican Slang: A t•#@&o/o+! Guide By Linton H. Robinson $6.95 Bueno Books B+

BY JEFF PEARLMAN Editor in chief

Come senior year at the University of Delaware, and the pany life gets mighty old .

Fraternity parties arc dull, overcrowded, cigarette-filled apanment fiestas have passed their

Mexican Slang is a pervert's paradise, a deviant's delight and a peeper's pocket dictionary.

hey-<lays and even the Balloon and Deer Park don't match the hype of yesteryear.

Fret not, though. Thanks to author Linton H.

Robinson, dull weekend nights are

now potentially filled with the fun and thrills of Mexican slang.

Robinson 's new book can transform even the friendliest freshman into a bad ass, Spanish speaking slayer.

Example A, straight from page 79: Tus chichis son grandes, pero mi vcrga duro es muy largo.

Review policy doesn't allow this type of translation, but if someone approaches you with the remark, don't say 'gracias.'

With everything from "balls" to "breasts" to "to the max," Mexican Slang is a pervert 's paradise, a deviant's delight and a peeper's pocket dictionary.

And unlike most dictionary-type texts, where dull definitions and limited eltplanations are the norm, Mexican Slang is informative but fun.

It gives translations from Spanish to English and vice versa, taking words that usually mean something innocent and changing them into prime-time explicits Dan Quayle would faint over.

"In addition to the ubiquitous huevos," Robinson writes of the word 'balls.'

"The gonads, properly criadillas or testiculos, are called cojones, cuates, ovalos, bolas, or in alley talk, obstaculos."

Simply riveting. If you're not sold yet, though,

just flip open to page one, where

Robinson lists his "sleazy moral disclaimer."

"We are not advocating that readers run around foreign countries spewing nasty words (and, of course, if you are offended by coarse language, read no funher and

all that) but it is helpful to know what is meant by words that one hears - and to lcnow what words to avoid repeating," he writes.

Of course, after reading Mexican Slang the fun isn't avoidance, but usage.

or s "They -id It"

Today •Fierd hockey at New Hampshire 3:30pm •Men's soccer at Boston 7:00pm •Tennis at Towson State Invitational Saturday •Football at Massachusetts 1:00pm •Women's soccer at St. Francis 1:00 pm •Cross country at NAC Championships (Vt.) Friday

"Last year we could get away with having shoot-outs with the other teams. Now we have to focus on making sure that defensively we play pretty tight." - Delaware ice hockey coach Shawn M. · Garvin

The Review, Volume 120 Number 14 October 22, 1993 • 85

Getting the ball in their corner A tense-. and intense -moment infield hockey. BY MEGAN MCDERMOTT Sports Editor

Brenda Lear crouches on the ground, stick poised, eyes intensely focused on the ball, barely noticing the 21 other players on the field .

There is one thing on her mind- stop that ball .

Sixteen yards away, junior forward Sue Daddona also focuses on one thing. Hit the ball hard, straight and accurate, right to Lear's waiting stick. _ The penalty comer.

The Delaware field hockey team has gone through this over and over and over -about 100 times in games and thousands in practice.

"It's for free," says sophomore midfielder Lauren Baugher. "If you capitalize on it, it makes all the difference. If you score on a lot of your corners, it makes all the difference." ·

Penalty corners, awarded when the defense commits a foul within 16 yards of the goal or intentionally hits the ball over the end line, have

~~~~en crucial to th'e Hens this season.

THE REVIEW I Walter M . Eberz Each player has a role to fill and takes her place with militaristic precision when a corner is called.

Backed into the corner, Delaware prepares to defend an opposing team's corner hit.

The maneuver's success depends on its start, when Daddona hits the ball from the designated site on the end line to a teammate ·stationed on the semicircle around the goal.

This drive could be it. This could be the hit that wins the game.

"If she breaks down, you can forget it. She has to have the focus of an LPGA putter," Coach Carol Miller says.

Del a ware has five variations on corner strategies, but the standard

one utilizes junior midfielder Lear's reverse stick stop.

Lear kneels to the ground, her stick held out flat. She follows every bounce and turn of the ball as it leaves Daddona's stick. Ideally , the ball comes fast- to beat the defenders charging from the goal as soon as the hit is taken - so Lear has to be ready for a sudden bounce .

"Her exceptional hand-eye coordination is the key," Miller says . "I've seen her put bouncing balls down, which is incredible."

Then, phase three of the

operation. A hitter, Baugher or junior

defender Michele DeMito, waits for the ball to be stopped dead to fire it at the goal. Meanwhile, the four defenders based in or beside the goal cage at the start of the hit, rush out full-force to stop the shot.

With the onrushing defense, the hitter has to focus enough to get a low, controlled hit.

"I kind of block them out, " DeMito says. "I'm completely focused on the ball. I don't even see the flyer coming out."

The offense must focus on the

A long battle for a tie Two frustrating hours of play bring men's soccer to 0-0 against Millersville. BY MICHAEL LEWIS Staff Reporrer

Delaware junior forward Andy Bullard was not a happy man . He had run up and down Delaware Soccer Field for 120 minutes, and all he and his teammates had to show for it was a 0-0 tie against Millersville Tuesday . Bullard ' s frustration was evident.

"We dominated most of the game, and our effort was there, but we've just got to start putting the ball in the net," Bullard said

The Hens (2-10-1, 0-3 North Atlantic Conference) pelted the Marauders with nine shots, but were unable to convert any, and were forced to settle for a tie.

Late in the second half, Delaware had its closest scoring opportunity, when senior forward Cheyney Meadows launched a shot from the left wing that evaded the reach of Marauder goalkeeper Peter Yovino . But the blast flew a few feet over the crossbar.

A few minutes later, sophomore forward Keith Keomanikhoth had a chance to break the deadlock, but his 10-yard shot also sailed high.

Millersville (6-3-4) took control early. But Hen junior goalkeeper Stuart Mason was up to task. He faced four Marauder

see MEN'S SOCCER page B6

Delaware's derense was strong in Tuesday's 0·0 game against Millersville.

ball and remain undaunted by the encroaching defenders. The defense must block the shot -oblivious to fear as the ball flies and sticks swing .

"It's enough to physically and emotionally drain the defensive players ," Miller says.

Corners are important enough that Lear, Daddona, Baugher and DeMi to say they practice about 30 or 40 corners on their own, in addition to team practices.

The Hens beat No . 20 nationally-ranked West Chester 1-0 last month with a perfectly executed goal on a comer.

A week later, two successful corners facilitated a 3-1 victory over No . 17 nationally -ranked Rutgers.

"All three aspects of our corners are excellent," Miller says. "The hit out, the stop, the shot - the combination is overpowering ."

Defensively, the Hens are also strong on corners. In the 2-1 win over No. 12 nationally-ranked Princeton three weeks ago, Delaware successfully defended against 18 corners .

Players' intensity and desire see TENSION page B6

Tennis tops Villanova 6-3 BY SARA HAUFF Assistant Sports Editor

It's Mary Wolfenden's senior year and she wasn't about to end her regular season college career with a loss.

Battling back to win 3-6, 7-6(7-5), 6- 1 against Villanova's Chris Grasso, Wolfenden, number six Delaware women's tennis pla yer, prevailed in a t1'ying three-se t match.

Wolfenden seemed to want the win more than her frustrated opponent. She played aggressively and dominated the third set.

Wolfenden said she was more motivated after her close win in the second set.

In the third set, Wolfenden approached the net to put the po int s away quickly and decisively.

"When you get into a third set, it's more of a mental anc.l endurance game," Wolfenden said.

Wolfenden's persistence to win epitom izes the Hens, who edged out Villanova 6-3 in the home season finisher at Delaware Tennis Courts Tuesday.

Long rallies were almost invariably won by junior Allison Ashurst in her singles 6 -2, 6-2 win over Wildcats Amy

Santaniello . Ashurst didn't hesitate as she

smashed many shots vol.leying at the net.

"For thi s match, I was a lot more mentally tough ," Ashurst said.

Ashurst sa id she talks to herself on the court to keep sane during tense times in the match.

"From playing so well thi s past week end [at NAC championships]. it helped build my confidence," Ashurst said. " I was hitting my backhand exactly how I wanted to. "

In addition to Wolfenden and Ashurst' s wins, sophomore Lori McCarthy won number four singles and all three doubles teams - sophomores Megan Zusi and Krista Getty, Wolfenden and sophomore Kate Brune and freshman Lisa Fry and senior Julia Kratzer .

An overall strong second p lace showing behind Vermont at the NAC champio ns hip built confidence for all the Hens.

Individually , Delaware number five Ashurst and number four McCarthy, who were both seeded at two , up set the number one seeds in the NAC championship .

Both won two matches th a t went to three sets .

sec TENNIS page 86

Sara Hauff

Sports more than cliches

This year I ' m covering sports. Last year I tried out for a sport.

For a day anyway. As a junior, I did some soul ..

searching to decide how to leave: my mark at the university.

In high school it's different. . My class graduated only 13.5-

students. : I didn't have to work as hard

to get involved in extra-· curricular activities.

At Delaware, with 15,000 students, the competition is a lot tougher.

About this time last year, I decided I felt alone. Just one among the masses.

That's when the memory of track and field , my favorite sport in high school , came to mind.

Physically, I was a weak , freshman when I started running . · My only advantage was that I : could sprint fairly fast. · Endurance - wise I huffed and puffed .

Eventually though, through my ; high school career, I started to · _ lift and got stronger. : · :

But physical factors aside, • · what I've really taken away from : organized sports is the ' camaraderie of being part of the ~am. •

At Delaware, I felt that . closeness freshman year, when I: : lived in Rodney and the mostly · freshman dorm shared common • new experiences.

That is what sports do for me. : Besides personal fitness, there •

is a bond that comes from the team going through the year, or at least the season, together.

This closeness is what I missed after high school.

Although track and field is . usually seen as more of an .· individual sport, it's very -: motivating to work for the team.

Playing sports and -: contributing to the team can be : · psychologically related to : working in the job market and ~· feeling productive and satisfied . : Being team oriented is catching · on in the business world and ! ·: becoming valuable to prospective ; · employers. -:

The ideas of teamwork and a , · positive attitude are seen as •• ; cliche phrases to describe sports. '

But these are the things that participation in sports shows people .

Tak.e o.Qt.r. tb.at. l !>ai.d ~t;lllnl'. show people, not teach people . The lea rning process is subtie . It 's not something that coaches or fellow teammates have to drill into you .

Usually members of a team inherently feel a part of that team.

Teamwork in sports helps prepare children to contribute to . a large-scale team, society.

The self-confidence that sports , can give people carries into the : rest of their lives .. .'

I tried out for track because I -mi ssed the closeness of working ; with a team toward a common goal.

Actually I did feel that bond of the track team in just one day .

It comes down to what the team endures together. 11 has ~ been philosophi zed that whatever does not kill us makes us ~· stronger.

But I reali zed I can have that mental strength from sports , without actually participating in . organized sports at the · university.

I still miss playing a sport at times but writing about sports ".: and exercising on my own keep ·­these philosophies fresh in my . mind . "

The positive attitude I learned ' from sports is something I try to .r capitalize on throughout my .. college career and carry over into :: everything I do. ·

Sara Hauff is an assistant sports of The Review .

86 • THE REVIEW. October 22, 1993

Football to face UMass with new starting QB After Dale Fry's injury Saturday, Keith Langan and Leo Hamlett vie for the starting quarterback role. BY RON PORTER Spom Editor

Delaware football Coach Tubby Raymond has been forced to make a decision that he didn't want to make until next year.

Should he start sophomore quarterback Keith Langan, who scored his first touchdown as a Hen Saturday, or should he start freshman q uanerback Leo Hamlett, whose game experience is, well, umm, non-existent?

In case you've been in a coma for the past week or have been busy standing in line for the new Pearl Jam album, in SaLUrday's 19-7 win over Villanova, Delaware's starting quarterback, senior Dale Fry came out of the game with a broken collarbone .

He is expected to return in three to four weeks.

"You need to have pressure while making a decision and we knew we'd have to make it, but we didn't expect it to be accelerated," Raymond said.

"If they can take the ball and hand it to [Daryl] Brown, then we got it made," Raymond said.

The differences between the two quarterbacks are not very substantial.

Langan's stats in 1992 only list one completed pass against Maine. He also appeared in a game against Boston University -but only appeared .

Hamlett redshirted his first year at Delaware. He didn't see any action and maintained his freshman eligibility .

In Saturday's game against the Wildcats, Langan went 3-for-5, with 40 yards passing, and rushed for 87 yards and a touchdown.

Saturday is the Minutemen's homecoming game and they are expecting a huge crowd, but Hamiel! and Langan are not worried .

"When you're on the field in the game you can't hear the crowd," Ham leu said.

Again this weekend look for Delaware junior fullback Daryl Brown to keep running over people .

Last weekend he ran for more than 200 yards, and last season he ran for 180 yards against Massachusens .

Brown leads the Hens with 765 yards (128 yards per game), and has 2,582 yards (No. 4 all-time at Delaware) and 25 touchdowns in three seasons with the Hens.

"He's where it all starts," said Massachusetts Coach Mike Hodges, whose team is 4-2 overall and 2-2 in the Yankee Conference. "It's very difficult to defend against him. He killed us last year ."

Hodges said he and his coaching staff are having a hard time preparing for the game because of Raymond's indecisiveness.

Raymond must make a choice by Saturday at 1:00 p.m. when the Hens take on Massachusetts at Amherst.

Delaware (5-l, 3-1 Yankee Conference) leads the series 16-1 and is 8-0 in Amherst.

"It's hard to prepare because we've been watching tapes of Fry and now that he's out, we don't know who to prepare for," Hodges said.

THE REVlEW I Walter M. Eberz Junior fullback Daryl Brown will try to mirror last weekend's 200-plus performance when the Hens battle UMass at Amherst Saturday.

Ice Hockey Preview-

The best offense is a good defense BY MEREDITH GLAZAR Assistant Sports Ed~or

Mark Buell, senior right wing for the Delaware ice hockey club, weaves around the defender on a path from the blue line to the crease. He pokes at the puck once, twice and finally past the goalie and into the net. Sticks rise into the air as the team gathers in a victory huddle.

And that was on! y practice. The important question is, will

the Hens look this good when gametime comes?

"That depends on how well the team adapts," junior defen~tnan and assistant captain Brian Albert said. "We lost the core of our offense and we got a Iotta rookies."

Team members are looking to freshman forwards Bobby Stroik, Chris Bellino and Brian Cardello to step up and fill the ranks.

"Because we ' re so young," coach Shawn M. Garvin said, "we have to develop into a team. With a younger team, communication will only get better.

"Even though we lost 13 or 14 guys, we still have a key core of players," Garvin said.

Seventeen players are reclaiming their jerseys, including last year's Outstanding Defenseman sophomore Chuck Oese and Most Valuable Player senior goalie Tim Caum.

"[Caum] has the ability to take control of the game by himself," Garvin said.

Returning top scorers Buell, junior Jason Bergey and senior Rom Porcino, who combined for 70 goals last year, will provide the cornerstone of the Hens' offense.

But this might not be enough to counteract the loss of scoring power.

"Last year, we could score seven or eight goals a game, but this year we might only get three or four," team captain Bergey said . "We' re more defensive­minded because we lost so many forwards."

He cites hilLing and clearing in front of the net as weak points in the defense.

" Last year," Buell said, "we could knock a lot of their players out of the game early.

"But we won't have as many

THE REVIEW I Walter M. Eberz The Delaware men's ice hockey team will begin their season on Friday against Southern Connecticut at the Gold Arena. penalties this year," he added. "It won't be such a violent game."

Oese. who Albert calls an "offensive defenseman," should be a key force on the Hens ' back line.

With six goals and 15 assists Oese has more points than any other returning defensemen.

"We expect him to set up even more !goal s] this year," Garvin said.

Garvin also lists freshman Christian Gringras and sophomore Brian Sadler as assets who along with Albert and sophomore Ed Cevoli should form a solid defense.

"Last year we could get away with having shoot-outs with the other teams. We had the firepower to do that," Garvin said. "Now we

have to focus on making sure that defensively we play pretty tight.

"We have seven capable defenders that I'm really comfortable with," he continued, "and our forwards have the sense not to always take offense on penalty killing."

On power play s, Albert feels Delaware will be formidable with the use of last year's line.

Garvin plays four scoring lines instead of the typical three.

"That way," he said." when it's the third period and it's crucial, all the players are fresh.

In past years, Del aware's toughest opponents have been West Chester, Penn State and Navy. These team s wil l be the most

challenging this year also. "The young members of the

team have shown they can step up and play," Garvin said. ·

"But we have to see how they deal with the pressure of our big rivalries."

The Hens, who play in both the Eastern Collegiate Hockey Association and the American Collegiate Hockey League, will test their new lineup tonight in the Gold Arena at 8 p.m. against Southern Connecticut State University in a nonconferencc matchup.

Puck Points: The Hens played two games against Duquesne University in Pittsburgh, Pa. last weekend resulting in a 9-2 win and a 10-10 tie.

Tension builds in the comer continued from page BS

is the key to defense. "If this is the corner that

you're going to rest on, rest assured that this is the corner that they're going to score, " Miller says .

Just as the offense has a job for everyone, so docs the defense.

Only five defend ers including the goalkeeper - are allowed behind the goal line on a corner .

Sophomore goalkeeper Kim Lockbaum says some goalies lay

down in the net because the shots have to hit the 12-inch backboard to count.

The flyer , for Delaware, freshman forward Melissa Hefner, is the first out of the cage.

She ru shes the hitter, who prepares to drive the ball as hard as possible, as fast as she can.

"It's scary sometime s, but you just don't think," says Hefner, who Miller ca ll s fearless. "I'd rather get hit than have them score."

Lear, the trai I, backs Hefner up.

"Missy's a very good flyer," says Lockbaum . "Probably not even 50 percent of their comers have gotten the shot off."

Baugher plays post, backing up Lockbaum, ready to stop any hard, fast shot past the goalie.

Freshman back Becky Wolf picks up open players, while awaiting the rest of the team, which remains beyond the 50-yard line until the hit.

A place for everyone and everyone in her place. That is the key to success on this seconds­long play that may separate winners from losers .

Men's soccer ties continued from page BS

shots in the first half (eight overall), including a great save off a blast by forward Nate Carlson .

The Hen offense picked up midway through the first half. With 10 minutes left , senior midfielder J.C . Finizio took a pass on the right wing and fired a bullet toward the goal, but it floated two feet over the crossbar.

"I think it was clear that we were the better team, but that doesn't really maller if we can't finish, " sai d senior defend er David Kammarman. " We were beating them to the ball the whole game."

, The second half a lmost mirrored the first, with the Marauder s starting fast but eventually being outplayed by the Hens .

Delaware's quality of play increased , but shots by Bullard and sophomore mid fielder E.J. Zebra were stopped by Yovino, who made six saves in the game.

The Delaware defense has been strong recently, and Tuesday was

no exception . Sophomore defender Jeff Anderson and junior defender Keith Smithson were particularly solid for the Hens, who have allowed only three goals in the past three games.

" I thought we had a good shot to win it the way we started the firsl overtime," Marauder Coach Bob Charles said.

Millersville almost took the lead early in the first overtime when forward James Colina rifled a s hot that went off Mason's hands and over the crossbar.

The second overtime was controlled by the Hens, but they got no breaks, and were left solely with the consolation of breaking a three game losing streak.

" This team is stuck in a losing rut right now, and although we're playing hard , we need to be winning these kinds of games," Bullard . "We've proven we can play with anybody, but we need to regain that feeling that winning teams have."

The Hens travel to Boston today for a 7 o'clock game.

Tennis ends with win continued from page BS

In addition , the team of Woldenden and Kratzer fi nished second at the NAC championship.

Delaware continues to build it's predominantly young team by improving overall, (8-4,1-0 NAC), from their season record from last year, (8-6, 1-1 NAC).

In addition, last season the Hens finished fourth in the NAC championship and this year improved to a second place showing.

Delaware's final showing is at the Towson State Invitational this weekend.

THE REVIEW I Walter M. Eberz Delaware tennis team finished their home season with a 6·3 win over Villanova, and a second place in the NAC conference.

Classi ieds ANNOUNCEMENTS

Hayride Sunday Oct. 24th, 7:30P.M . 54 per person. Call 831 -8066 for more info.

ALPHA PHI OPEN HOUSE October 26, 4:00- 6 :00 at the Alpha Phi House. Come meet The Sisters of Alpha Phi!

AVAilABLE

Spring Break Vacations to Cancun, Bahamas, South Padre, Daytona, Panama City. U of Delaware's #1 selling Spring Break Company last 8 years. Have any Questions? Call 456-3357 or 1-800-964-TRIP.

Women Only! Mid-term stress, bothering you? Take an hour out and experience the luxury of a therapeutic Swedish Massage. Call Women In Motion@ 737-3652.

Interested in spending your Spring Break in Cancun? Last year, Balloon Travel took 500 UD Students there and everyone stayed in the hotel of their cho1ce. For more info, call 731-5667.

Manicures- regular, french, wraps, special occasions. Call Melanie @366-8356.

Typing Service Fast, Accurate, Dependable Service. Close to U of D. 738-3745.

Spring Break! Plan Early- Save $30 -501 Bahamas Cruise 6 Days $279! Panama City $129! Cancun & jamaica $439, Padre $199, Key West $239, Daytona $149! 1-800-678-6386.

Typing- $1.50 per page. Laser Printing. Fast service. Kathy 455-1692.

LSAT - GRE - MCAT - GMAT - NTE ­NCLEX For information about Test Prep call Kevin at 731-5375.

SKI UTAH- Jan 10 to 17. SKI VERMONT- Jan 30 to Feb 4. May be taken for credit. Call Robin 837-1812 for info.,

FOR SALE

Rod Stewart Tickets. November 8th , 9th. EXCELLENT SEATS! C~ll 302-427-3727.

'92 CBR600F2 under 5000mi. exc. cond., well maint. $4500 o.b. 456-0119.

1975 CADILLAC SEDAN DEVILLE. Runs very well . Good condition. 80K miles. 738-0366. jerry. $600 or best offer.

1975 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL. Runs very well . Good condition. 108K miles. 738-0366 jerry. $600 or best offer.

Rollerblades. Womens size 6. Worn once. Elbow & Knee Pads. $60. 633-6301.

New "TREK" 1000 Racing Bike­$350. Call : (215)363-9380.

RENT/SUBLET

Room, large, parking, kitchen, furnished. Benny Street/block to campus $225 +utils. 477-19841eave message.

2nd Floor Apt. Residential Home. Owner 1st floor. 2 Blocks off Main St. 731-4114 .

Roommate needed for Madison Drive House for Spring Semester. Share

collegiate crossword

C Edward Julius

ACROSS 51 S1gn1 fy1 ng malden Z3 Inn for travelers

1 Pe11111n name 24 Fomer French

7 Responded 15 Ingenious 16 Fetch

52 Humor magazine province 53 Enemies of clothing 25 Imitate 54 Captain - 28 Lamprey and 57 U.S. railroad electric

17 Rodeo activity 18 Pertaining to

58 Rare-earth element 29 Mr. Caesar

debating 59 Do a floor job 31 Old song, "- a 60 Ones who try Seesaw"

19 Played a part 20 Part of NCO

61 Certain store- 32 Box -

21 N. W. state (abbr.) 22 Aspects

keeper 33 Rain lightly

24 Cleopatra's killer DOWN

25 Middle East gulf 1 Skin injury 26 Record of brain 2 Hackneyed expres-

activ1ty sion 27 Lively dance 3 Indication of a 29 Tired sale item (2 wds.) 30 Elasticity 4 Harvard vines 33 Depot (abbr . ) 5 Fender -36 Writer Bernard- (accident) 37 Mr. Koppel 6 Energy unit 38 Hypothetical sub- 7 Dog sound, i n

stance comics 40 Irritates 8 Si gn gases 41 Move slowly 9 Barber shop item

:~ ~~n~amao:;~~= · ~~ ~~~~r~umber 47 Extinct New Zealand 12 Hospital physician

bl rd 13 Tria 1 materia 1 49 Capital of Montana 14 Poured, as wine

ll 3 J 0 ll ~ s ll 3 "'If 3 1 I l 3 ll H n I l 3 :'4 'If ll l 1'1'1/ 0 0 ll 'If~

S H ow• 0 'If w•

34 "Walden" author, and family

35 Foods 36 Certain sports

cars 39 Ending for pay 42 Gament worker 43 System of weights

and measures 44 Instruction from

Jack Lalanne 45 Sun bather 47 rtne . Curle 48 Aroma, British style 50 Game of chance 52 Indian servant 55 Suffix: geographical

area 56 Hindu sacred words 57 South American

country (abbr.)

s s 3 1 n 1 N 'If :'4 3 3 N

'If N 3 1 3 H 'If 0 1'1 'If 1'1 ll I 8 I w• H J N I •s 1 I 0 ll

N 0 l S I D 0 1 H d 0 3 r• on w 'If 1 'If w• 'If l s 3 :J N 3 I 1 I s 3 ll l N a d s•• 1 3 a ll. D a 3 N 3 0 'If • dSV s 3 s v H d v 0 r• N 0 N •a 3 l J v J II S N 13 li[O I :I I~ N [I 0 II ll ill/\ ll l 3 ll ll 3

" 3 1 J

(] 13 3M S N IV 3 8 I ll s

October 22,1993 •THE REVIEW••87

House with 3 guys. single room. Washer, Cable, AC, etc. Rent $192/month. Call jason 731 -7152, 731-7145 or831-2771 .

Roommate needed to share Cherry Hill Manor townhouse. $200/mo + 1/4 of utilities. Call Mike at 454 -8314.

Efficiency Apartment for rent! Available lmmediatelr. Nice size. Great condition. Cal anytime 738-1821.

Roommate wanted to share 2BR Apt. in Victoria Mews. $250 + 1/2 utilities. George 738 ·2134.

HOUSING AVAILABLE TO FACULTY/GRADUATE STUDENT IN LARGE, EXPENSIVE HOME, 5 MILES FROM CAMPUS; OWNER TRAVELS FREQUENTLY, RENT NEGOTIABLE, CALL (4101398-5991 AND LEAVE MESSAGE.

Luxury one bedroom apartment available at Villa Belmont. New carpet, basic cable, $495 plus utilities. Short term lease available. Call 764-2725.

Roommate wanted 1 - 2: $150- 200 mo. starting Jan. Call 366-8356.

WANTED

SELL SPRING BREAK! Experienced students wanted to promote Spring Break vacations for a serious and prestigious travel comrany. Earn free trips and/or cash! Cal Kimberly at 9800)979-4141 .

Do you Love Movies? Are you a hardworking, Dependable person? We are looking for Energetic, outgoing people to working the Concession Stand at Cinemarks movies 1 0 1796 West Newport Pike

in Stanton. Flexible Shifts, but mainly need evenings, Weekends, and Holidays. Advancement into other positions possible, Please apply in person, no phone calls please.

Fun-loving student needed to provide pit childcare in exchange for free room and board in a warm, friendly environment. Flexible hours, lots of perks! Call Erinn & john Michael@ 368-2869 .

INTERNATIONAL EMPLOYMENT­Make up to $2,000+ /mo. teaching basic conversational English abroad. Japan, Taiwan, & S. Korea. No previous training required. For more Information call : (206)632-1146 ext . ]5291.

Students needed to distribute flyers around campus. $ 5.00 per hour. Ca ll Dave 292 -6880.

Spring Break!! Spring Break!! U of D's if1 selling Spring Break company last 8 years. Cancun, Bahamas, South Padre, Daytona, Panama City. Featured in U of D 's Review Last Year. Looking for on campus representative. EARN A FREE TRIP + CASH. CALL BALLOON TRAVEL AT 456-3357, OR 1-800-964-TRIP.

Looking for reliable individuals with transportation for fast-paced work at a local answering service. Flexible hours. Caii731 -5 10010 - 6M-F.

Telephone order Clerks. Students­Full or Part time hours. Day or Night, Flexible Hrs. Great Pay. Downtown Newark office. 452-0300.

CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING- Earn up to $2,000+ /month +world travel. Summer and Career employment available. No experience necessary. For more information call 1-206-634-0468 ext C5291.

1<.6 1<.6 1<.6 .IU 1<.6 1<.6 .IU 1<.6 1<.6 .IU .IU .IU 1<.6 1<.6 K~ K

~ Come Meet the Sisters ~ ~ of ~

~ Kappa Delta ~ K for their K

~ OPEN HOUSE ~

K Wednesday, October 27

~

K ~

K ~ 7:30 - 9:30 ~

~ Ewing Room Student Center ~ 1<.6 1<.6 .IU U 1<.6 1<.61<.6 .IU 1<.6 1<.6 1<.6 K~ .IU 1<.6 K~ K

AE<l> wants to thank

AKB, A'LA, <l>LL, AOn, ZBT, AEn, "i.<I>E

FOR ffiRTICIF¥\TING IN 1HE SOFTBALL MARATHON AND

HELPING US BATTLE BREAST CANCER. SPECIAL

7HANKS TO l:K AND KLl FOR 1HEIR GENEROUS

DONATIONS AND CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE WIN­

NERS Al:A-AOll, AND l:lPE.

IT WAS A BIG SUCCESS.

.

EARN UP TO $10/HOUR Motivated students needed for P/T marketing posi tions at your school. Flexible hrs. Call TODAY! 1-800-950-1039 Ext. 3068 .

$287 .5 0. Sell 50 hilarious college T­shirts - profit $287.50. 22 designs include alcohol, safe sex, misc .. a risk free program. Call now for free catalog 1-800-304-3309.

PERSONALS

KAPPA DELTA loves our beautiful homecoming queen CHELSEA HUNT!

GOOD VIBRATIONS OJ Service. Good pri ces and references for al l occasions. Paul Kutch - 455-0936.

DELAWARE WOMEN 'S CREW- good luck in Boston! You go girls!

HEY DELAWARE CREW ... get psyched for Boston! You're The Best!

Come meet the KD l adies. Wednesday, October 27, 7:30-9:30 Ewing Room.

To our roommate "FACE" we lovf' you and wish you a Happy 19th Birthday. Love your roommates.

Condoms help prevent transmission of HIV and other STOs. For contraception, use them PLUS foam, sponge, diaphragm or the pill. Sex Ed . Task Force.

Tracy Aronin- Thanks for a great date party, Love Phi Sig.

Tape MELROSE PLACE and come to the KAPPA DELTA Graffiti Party Open House, Wed. Oct. 27 7:30 - 9:30 Ewing Room! See ya there!

WAREHOUSE SALE

in our New Location CASUAL CLOTHING FOR WOMEN & MEN

SAVINGS ON 1st QUALITY SAMPLES & IRf~EGULARS

WINTER & SPRING MERCHANDISE

OCT 22 & 23 FRI. & SAT. ONLY 1 Oam 6Pm

WE MOUED f •

WAREHOUSE SZS BELLEVUE Rl' •

NEWARK, DE. •crou from

he Delaw•re lndustrl•l P•rk

368-2910 call for more directions

$$$$$BIG MONEYS$$$$ ·-, Get one million people to send you :' $2 .00. Learn my easy method . Send •­$2 .00 and a stamp to: Sandra Aulton, 1272, Sheridan Rd . Crowsnvi lle, MD. 21032.

Debbie Schock- A belated thanks for a great week! Your Little, Alissa

Congrats AEPhi · A job well done! :

The Softball Marathon was a success. Keep the spirit. • _ .

HEATHER· Let's Drive ... I -MELISSA. ; ·

To the girl seen fleeing the Concord Mall in the Marilyn Monroe wig· I know who you are and I saw what .: 1

you did.

KM : Have yo u seen any nice butts lately? -Guess Who

Eden & Julie, you guys are the best! Thank you so much for everything. Love YLS, Lisa .

jen and Suzan ne McCain - I Love You ! You're The Best! Love Your Little Sister.

' .

TARA BARASH - Thank you for Everything! You're the best Big sis! 1 . Love your Phi Sigma Sigma Lit'l Sis, Tiffany.

. ,-

RACHEL- Why do dinosaurs do that??' · Look out we 're on a roll! -MELISSA - '·

JEN- Smile!! I hope you feel better! -MELISSA

LOST AND FOUND

The population or

King of Prussia, Pa. Is 30,000.

The Review. So much

Information, you won't even care.

The Review Good with milk.

. -·

·• I

88 • THE REVIEW • October 15, 1993

Calvin and Hobbes

THE FAR SIDE

..

''1, i\\E \Jt>\OCRSIGI'\E.Ii> Dr-.D, flntSI 1\-\f>.\ 1 1\ME I'IE~tR PfiREtH£1) BEfORE, ~'D IK'SOH\R f>.<":> I. 1\P\'-IE. l'l<:~

\:)(~\8-I.<:E. It{ \1\E ~13, ...

'

~ liS f>..~ f>..GR£81\E~I "'\W..i"

'{()\J'\..l (OI>\1'81\S"'\E. Mt VoR fiN~ LOS'S 01' JaB I~C.olll£ I Mf..'{ 5\Jf\t.R f...S f>..~ AINL\ Bt.CP..IJSE OF f\ I'OOR t\~1·

Gl<.h-l)t E.D\Jc.f>.i"\ol{ .

By GARY LARSON

Scotty In hell

•

Doo~esbury

BCXJP51c ~ I THOUGHT YOUHACJ AN ACTING CLASS ...

/

'1'00 ~~ l'rlfll 1-\\mt-~G ME. £1-nl\lE.S 1>\E. 1:> l..l~li'-\1\EO (.\)1>\l'f."-Sf'li\0~ f<lR \11£0\C.(>.L ~\)/\£~\ ... s 'tlHl .. P..'5 REA~~~~ W.l~ ~ 'S\l~'li~G .. '(OJ t>,H\11.1'-' -rn"-1 ~C'-.fR'C. \11\S\l~ tOR

na c.os\'5 r..~o ...

'

by Bill Watterson NON JfOUITUK 1\'1 o~ ~llP\O To~'( If, ._QR~~'It. \...\N<Pl...tt NON-B~LI~'IJ~, Of (o~, \NON'i Sl: ~gu; \0 \\~ ~\~ ...

The entire parliament fell dead silent. For the first time since anyone could remember,

one of the members voted "aye."

BY GARRY TRUDEAU

Fortunately, even the Boy Scouts who fall knot-tying get to go camping.

89 • THE REVIEW. October 22, 1993

Nominate You1' favarite people, placer ~ things- far

dJL, ~u~ ... :. f~ a....J <;t~' ~ a.....uL .. TodGly; The Review Glnnounces. ih f~, annUGll Reade,.,~ · Choice AwGl,.,Js-. You, St.p I. R..J.,., m~~k•I1Cifninfti~ fo,. i:he awcnJ, b., com~.ling !he

· .Che T>eade,.,, pick yOU'!" favoT'rte , choice~ in , form belor. Y 04J a:~n o:ftLi m.ake one nomination pe-rt cat;.g07'141 but you

48 topics in t.hese thT'ee mGljm' . ,' ... do n~ ~ve to nominal:. in w.'l'lf aatee01'14 fo,. 'IOU1' norni~nr to be

. CGlt.~OT'ies- : !;n.ce~inment, ~ood ~ + ·: . · connJ.,.J. Vo~i.A '" ~"'I ~mer M '104J WIIM, but onl'l. O'l'igir~C~I · Dr!i~k . Pia~~s- ·Glnd People. t':<loT'e .chan;~<~ nwrpc:~p.,. ball~ _,ill ~·~ ~~~ AD nomintll:i~ ~,~~ be ;':~6 ;~th.:h~~·::~~a, Fi6~h~~;will ·~~: lib·~~; . , '~w .~~~;oa.. ~7·•f'1-d ~iS~~ T.on~, R~:Ooice ~;,d . S"e\i~r pe6pl~<who . S"end ;, ~bGlllo~ · ~;n . , Nomi~r, lh.t R.'F-· B-i SwJtim: C.m:.,.; ·u ·~f D, b. , .. : .. 1· . I .· . I I . . . . . N .... c:~,..l [){;;: 19116.

• e T'Gll'ldOm Y G1WG11"ded' p1"1'ZeS • . ~ . . ~ .

f;NTf;RT AINMf;NT ~OOD &c DRINK

I. Movie neahe

'2. Place fo.,. Pina

3 . TV Station

4. Pl"ce fo.,. Cold 8 ee'l'

5. P lace fo.,. Donuts-

6. Theahe

) ...

7. S·po...ting l;ven~

7. Ice C,eam s~o.,..

8 . Newrpape'l'

8 . Italian Rerlau'l'"n-1:

9· Maga~ine

Q. Mexic"n Rertau"""t

10. TV Sho ....

10. Salad 8a1'

II. Mus-ic G.,.oup

II . f:ine Dining

1'2. Video

1'2. 8a'l'

1~ . Radio Sta-!:ion

1~ . Place fo.,. Sub<

14. Amus-ement Pa,k

14. Place fo, Oerre.,.t

15. Ski Slope

15. Pla,:e fo, Ribr

16. Things- to do ..,;~h kids-

16. A~morphe1'e

~ ~ - ~ ~I \ j • , ~· .... •r r .. ,..., ...... ··-·::_ ~ ..... • , ... , ... rl..-,.. r, l'n-1 r~llcv-,... '-- ... r'JCel\omlnPP<;":

Step '2: An independent panel of S'peCic:lli'Zed judges- will eled c:~ll the finc:~lirlc- in eac:t Ctlli:egO'r'l.j, ~sed on yo\11" nominc:rtions-.

Si::eP· 3: RtK'U~ of the· bGIIoi:ine ..,;II. b. c:~nn~unc:ecl in tit. 'Nov. 5 irrue of n. Revi~.

Pf;OPLf;

'2 . 1V Ancho,

3 . Politici"n

5. Acto'!'

6. Act.,.err

7. Athle~e

8. ~amour Animal

Q. p,ofes-s-o'l'

10. Comedian

II. Singe'!'

1'2 . Game Show Wo..t

13 . Talk Show Wo..t

14. Autho.,.

15. C"...toon Cha.,.ade'!'

16. Model

....

• <: I

..

"'''·

<

'

B1 0. THE REVIEW. October 22, 1993

General Chemical

Company Presentation October 27,1993

7:00 P.M.

ATTENTION!!! Looking for a part time job? TCI MARKETING. INC.

Clayton Hall, Room 111 MEXICO Has Openings on the evening shift,

Flexible Starting Times

or

If you 're a Chemical or Mechanical Engineering student (Class of ''93 or "94) and are interested in a full-time Process or Project Engineering position, come to our on-campus presentation on Wednesday, October 27 beginning at 7:00 P.M. Refreshments will be served.

SPAIN If you would like to earn money for the

holidays,but you prefer to avoid the

BEHIND THE SALES COUNTER BLUES

this Winter Session? We can train you to be a successful TELEPHONE SALES ASSOCIATE

Interviews for full-time positions will take place on Thursday, October 28.

The application deadline for both of these ·· programs, sponsored by the Department of

Foreign Languages and Literatures, has been extended until Eriday, October 29.

WE OFFER: • Great Base Rate

Stop at Career Planning and Placement for more information on General Chemical Corporation and to sign-up on our interview schedule.

The pi'Ogram in Mexico has n.oJanguagc pr.cruquisire, and the prerequisite for Spain is

Spanish 106 or four years of high school Spanish.

• Outstanding Incentives • A Pleasant and Professional

Work Environtnent

General Chemical is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

FRESHMEN ARE ENCOURAGED TO APPLY!

To schedule an Interview at our Newark Office, Located at the intersection of

Casho Mill Road and Elkton Rd, Call Us at:

APPLICATION AND SCHOLARSHIP DEADLINE NOW EXTENDED TO OCTOBER 29, 1993 FOR SPRING

SEMESTERSTUDYABROADPROGRAMS Contact the Faculty Director or the office of Overseas Studies, International Programs and Special Sessions, 4 Kent Way (831-2852) for af'p~ications and further information. APPLICATION AND SCHOLARSHIP DEADLINE OCTOBER 29. 1993. Study Abroad Scholarships also availab:e to matriculc.ted UD studer,ts.

A USTRIA!VIENNA ARTH 339-Art a:1d Architec ture of Europe 3 GRMN l06-Gem1c.n ii-Elcmentary/l ntennediate 4 GRMN 107-Gcrman Iii-Intermediate 4 GRMN 205-Genn<m Conversatio n 3 HIST 339-Part 11 -Topics in Modern Europmn History: 1918 to Presen t 3 MUSC 339-Composcrs of Vienna 3 POSC 44 1-Problems of Western European

I~PFcLJ1Litl~c~2b5y TCountryG3 L. . _, - op1cs: .erman 1terature 111

franslation, the Age of Chivalry 3 ~ WOMS 325- Topics: German Litera ture in

I. Translation, the Age of Chi va lry 3

Faculty Director: Alfred Wedel Linguistic~/ Foreign Langungc~ :md Literatures u { J02Hl3 I -H20J I liHOii

Horrors Crrtlit may be arranged. ::ontact Uni v,~ rsi t y

' Honors i'rogram. lrrdq>eud,•rrt Study Cn•d it may be arr.>n!j;.)d.

COSTA RICA/SAN JOSE FLL T 326-Topics: Hispcmic Litera ture in Translation 3 HiST 136-La tin America Si nce 1830 3 SPAN 106-Spcmish 11 -Eiementary/ lnternm:liatc 4 SPAN 107-Spanish Ill -Intermed iate 4 SPA N 205-Spanish Con versa tion 3 SPAN 212-Latin Amcricu n Civili Z<11ion and Cuitu rc 3 COMM 421 -lnternational communica tion: Appli ca tions in Interna tional Contexts 3 GEOG/SOCI/WOMS / IFST 460-Women in Internationa l Development 3 lFST 202-Foundations of Family Stud:es IFST 466- Independent Study 1-12 Fac11lty Dirrctor: 13nrbara St•ttks Individual and Family Studies tt (83 1-2934)

J-lorwrs Credit may be arranged . Conta ct Universi ty Honors l' rogr<lln. lrrdrJ> C• Ide••t Study Credit may bL' nrr<mgL•d.

FRANCE/PARIS ARTH 402-Scminar in the History of Art 3 FLL T 324-French Short Stories 3 FREN 106-French 11 -Eiementary/ lntermediatc 4 FREN 107-French Ill -Intermedia te 4 FREN 205-Frcnch Conversa tion 3 P0SC 441-Problcms of Western Euwpcan Politics 3 HIST 347-Thc French Revolution and Napoll'On 3

FLL T 320-Mcdieval Castles, Queens and Troubadours 3 Famlty Director: Veronica Eid Foreign Languages and Liter<Jtures tt(H:ll-2591) Horrors Credit may be arranged . Contact Uni versi ty Honors Program . Independent Study Credit may be arranged.

SCOTLAND/EDINBURGH ARTH 150-Monumcnts and Methods in the Hi story of Art 3 EDDV 220-lntroduction to the Teaching of Reading 3 EDST 201-Education and Society 3 EDST 202-Human Development and Educational Practice 3 EDST 230-lntroduction to Exceptional Children 3 EDST 2..18-Sociological Foundations of Education 3 EDST 304-Educational Psychology-Social Aspects 3 EDDV 305-Elemcntary Curriculum: Language Arts 3 EDDY 3(l6-E merging Literacy: Young Children Learn to Read and Write 3 HIST 339-Topics: Scotland/ Land and People 3 Faculty Director: Jane Da vi dson lndi vidunl n!1d Family Studies -rr(J02)RJJ-2JlJ4

Honors Credit may be arranged. Contact University Honors Progrnm. /11rlL'pe11de11t Study Credit may be <Jrrangcd .

ENGLAND/LONDON ARTH 308-Modcrn Architecture 1: 1750-1900 3 • A RTH 367- History of British Art and Art In stitutions ENGL 351-l ntroduc tion to Irish Literature 3 ENGL 472-Studies in the Drama 3 HIST 375-Hi story of England : 1715 to Present 3 MUSC 101 -Apprcciation of Mu sic 3 POSC 441 -Problcms of Western European Politics by Coun try 3 POSC 463-Politics and Litemturc: The spy in British Fiction 3 Faculty Director: Mark Huddleston Political Science & lnternation<1i ~~ela tion s tt(302)83l ~58

Honors Credit may be arranged _ Contnct University Honors l'rogrnm. llltlepelldtmt St11dy Credit may be a. :anged . •rennat,ellt ruoul1eriug requested. ~iTi:;; ·;~

f · ftJ~ ~!...!!!'t '!!'.!.'!.'!i!J1Tiiiii ·

:~thfl ~

·. JBJl~ .. , Call The Hotline 36~-2000

302-453-2610

APPEARING LIVE OCTOBER27

JUDYBATS in concert oPenin£!

Doe SocietY & Inclined. Swanson Every Wednesday

WORE Nieht Dance PartY

iiiTREJ 25¢ Draft 9-t2 1 .--~~~t"""'h"""'c·$~1"""'0~---~l

NOVEMBER 1st

PHitAO!ll'lltA'l CIITTIHG EDSl OF ROCI

Thurs. 21st

Fuzzy Bunny SliPPers Fri. 22nd

Stranee As Aneels Sat. 23rd

The Nerds

NIGHTLY ~ Tuesdays ~ $1 .00 Miller Genuine

Draft Bottles .Eri.dav.a

$1 .75 Miller Lite Bottles $1 .75 Jagermeister Shots

·t .. t,iH .t§l I ¥111!§§1 I with Holly Faith

NOVEMBER 3rd VIEBLEN'+

fEmmEs ADD I+ UP TIDUR

N.cv.1l LIVE DRINK SPECIALS Wednesdays 25¢ Drafts 9-12

Thursdays Mug Night

$6.00 Mugs - 99¢ refills Saturdays

$1.75 Miller Genuine Draft Bottles $1 .75 Rumpleminze Shots

WE WILL BEGIN RETURNING

SURPLUS COURSE BOOKS TO PUBLISHERS

NOVEMBER 1

BUY NOW!

·'i1. ·university

_IBookstore