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Campus groups have been celebrating National Condom Week in the Campus Center, distributing birth control, literature on sexual issues, and polling students on their sexual habits.

Dean Toupin resigns, post to go unfilled to create a ‘lean’,Tufts

by CAROLINE SCHAEFER Duly Editoi ial Board

Asscxiate Dean of Undergradu- ate EducationElizabeth A. Toupin recently announced that she will be retiring this May after 24 years of active involvement in the Tufts community.

In addition to serving as dean of cducation, Toupin was advisor to the junior class and worked extensively on the Rc-Entry committee. a group concerned with students returning ‘after semesters off.

In addition to these posts, Toupin has been actively involved

with the African-American and Asian- American communities.

“It is difficult to think of re- placing Dean Toupin,” Associate De‘an of Undergraduate Admis- sion Lillian Broderick said yesterday.

The University will not bc hir- ing a replacement for Toupin, in an effort to make “as lean an administration as possible,” said Broderick. The purpose of a lean administration is to preserve money which would go toward high-level position salaries, to benefit other areas of the Univer- sity which need funding.

Toupin‘s responsibilities will be covered by a variety of current Tufts employees. The responsi-

- bilities of junior class advisor Will be handled by Sheila Bayne, who is the director of Tufts Programs Abroad.

Associate Dmiof Undergradu- ate Education Mari‘anConnor will take charge of Ihe Re-Entry Com- mittee which Toupin headed for several years.

“Working with internships was one of her majorjobs,”Broderick said. She added that in the future

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University repudiates fraternity’s remarks Tufts’ threatens to revive lawsuit

by CAROLINE SCHAEFER

The Administration yesterday strongly repudiated recent remarks made by members of Theta Delta Chi regarding a lawsuit settled last week between the fra- ternityandTufts.afterafratenlity member tenned the University‘s case as “weak.“

In the statement released yes- tcrday. the University stated that their case was “exceptionally strong,” adding that if inembers of Theta Delta Chi fail to realize the reasons for the settlement they are “prepared to inutually dis- solve the agreement ,and return to court.”

According to the statement. the University‘s objective was to “accedeto the wishesofthealuiruu of the fraternity that the historic continuity of the fraternity not be broken. ’*

Despite this agreement, the University stated that the settlement ensured that the“bad apples were cleaned out of the barrel,” meeting the intentions of the In- ter-Greek Council Judiciary.

However, Inter-Greek Coun- cil President Danny Sherer said yesterday hebelieves that he“was misinformed of the content of the settlement.”

“It appears that fonner members of the [Theta Delta Chi] fra- teniity may participate in rush and one member may be allowed to be active in the fraternity next year,” Sherer said last night.

A joint statement issued by the University and the faterni ty Tues- day announcing the settlement made no mention of whether current members of Theta Delta Chi,

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who werealsomembers when the fraternity was suspended, would be involved in the fraternity’s lim- itedrushthat willbegin this week.

The IGC found the Theta Delta Chi fraternity guilty two years ago of violating the university’s dry rush policy. As aresult of this decision and other past policies the fraternity had violated, the IGCJ placed Theta Delta Chi on a three-year suspension and Tufts de-recognized the fraternity.

The fraternity filed the lawsuit last May, charging suing Tufts administrators and former members of the IGCJ for what they believed was unfair disciplinary action.

Sherer said that when the Uni- versity empowered theGreek system withastudent judiciary board, administrators also gave the IGC the privilege of self-regulation.

University President Jean MayerandAsscxiate Deanof Stu- dents BruceReitmancouldnotbe reached for comment yesterday.

The original board that ini- tially heard the case in 1989 handed down a three-year suspension to the fraternity, with the aims of altering the “contents of the chapter so recurring problems would not occur,” according to Sherer.

“I do not see how the IGC can regulate efficiently if positive steps are curtailed,” he added, indicating that because the settlement will enable fonner Theta Delta Chi inembers to participate inrush the wishes of the IGCJ will not be fulfilled.

Current Theta Delta Chi Presi- dent Angus Means could not be reached for comment last night.

Economy, not ’92 run, I Voter registration for presidential topic of Cuomo speech lelection simple for Tufts students >

by STEPHEN ARBUTHNOT

New York Governor Mario Cuomo spoke at the John F. Kennedy School of Govcnunent of Harvard University Wednes- day evening in a speech about economics and welfare refonn, coining at a time when specula- tions abound whether he wouid enter the race for the presidency.

In anticipation of a major an- nouricement. the address attracted the national media, including network television. and was televised by closed circuit television

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tion. the speech was broadcast on WRKO 680 AM, which reaches southern New Hampshire, and the C-SPAN cable network.

Cuomo began by criticizing President Bush on his delayed realization of the national recession, and went on todescribe how serious and profound today’s economic troubles are. He described how we are “strangled by debt.” buy from abroad, and then bor- row back the dollars and increase the debt further. In denouncing the Reagan and Bush Administra- tions‘ economic policies. he held

in the Harvard Science Center B themresponsiblcfor “the gradual for those unable to acquire passes dissipationofthe [American] eco- to hear Cuomo in person. In addi- nomic dream.”

Inside Features ......................... p. 5

EPIIC kicks off this semester’s line- up of events, and Dave Saltman spontaneously falls to his death. Sort of.

Ar ................................... p. 7 Party on! Wayne’s World opens to-

night. Also reviewed: the brand new Yo La Tengo album and Shining Through.

Sports ............................ p. 11 Carol Tate broke the Tufts record in

the pentathlon. competing in that event

by MAUREEN LENIHAN

Baby kissing. drinking beer with the local grcenhorns, and responding to the concerns of Joe America occurs only once every four years for presidential race contenders. Once again, through votes cast at balloting stations all across theunitedstates, the voice of the American public will have a significant impact upon the future of the country.

Sarah Terry, professor of political science at Tufts. undcr-

Daily Editorial Board scored the import‘ance of voting yesterday by saying, “You m‘ake a choice whether or not you vote. When you do not vote, you lose your voice.“

In order for all eligible voters to take part in the presidential primary or the general election. however, each citizen must register to vote.

The registration deadline for the Massachusetts primary oc- curred on Feb. 11. Although it may be too late for Tufts students to register to vote in the primary,

Further, Cuomo accused Bush of denying the problem of the recession. in order to evade the need to fix it. He charged that the economy could not be reinvigorated without “a little pain.” He further belittled the President‘s economic proposals from the State of the Union address, calling them“monetary ste- roids” and an attempt to tempo- rarily alleviate the economy by the November election, without attacking the underlying prob-

the registration deadline for the general election is set for Oct. 6.

According to the Assistant VotcrRegistrar inSomerville. who asked not to be named, all Tufts students are eligible to vote in Massachusetts if they are willing tocancel theirrcgistration in their home states.

“Registering is a simple process which involves travelling to eilher the Medford or Somerville city hall depending upon where the student resides,” said the reg- istrar.

Of course. there are many students who wish to vote and inake an impact in their home states. For these students. it may not be too late to register for the prima- ries by absentee ballots.

“The process for receiving an absentee ballot is different for every state which means that the registrationdeadline for each state is also different,“ said the regis- trar adding, “it will probably take 10 days to two weeks to receive a ballot, so the student does not want to wait until thelastminute.”

Any student can write to their state or local officials to receive. voting information. Photo bv Gnlde Perda lems.

The Harkin for President booth is one of many tables in the Campus Center advertising for their candidates.

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Presidential candidates launch full-scale attacks on each other as primary nears

CONCORD, NH (AP) -- Democratic hopeful Tom Harkin predicted Thursday a Vietnam draft controversy would doom the candidacy of rival Bill Clinton. The Arkansas governor dismissed the attack as an act of desperation.

But Paul Tsongas, leading in the polls, scoffed at that notion and traded barbs with Harkin as the candidates battled into the final weekend before the New Hamp- shire primary on Tuesday.

“Governor Clinton is viable, to dismiss Governor Clinton, I think. is a major mistake,”said Tsongas, a former Massa- chusetts senator.

Senator Bob Kerrey of Nebraska ex- pressed doubt that Clinton has been fully candid about the draft. But he added: “I do not want to reopen the wounds of Viet- nam.”

Kerrey said the controversy was now “between Bill Clinton and the voters.”

Clinton. Kerrey and Tsongas tried to concentrate their fire on President Bush. But Harkin’s attacks set off an intraparty donnybrook.

GOP challenger Patrick J. Buchanan claimed he was gaining momentum and scoffed at President Bush‘s remarks in a

Cuomo could still CUOMO continued from page 1

Cuomo began discussing the issue of welfare by’saying he felt the best way to improve the economy was by implement- ing a $20 billion, New Deal-type program to hire the unemployed to repair the infra- structure. He claimed that New York and other states have programs ready to go as long as they could get the money.

He continued by agreeing that welfare has to be reformed, but he went on by adding rhetorically that health care, the military, savings and loans, and education also need reform. The gist of his argument was that welfare is the scapegoat for our economic woes and that, of all programs, it is the least deserving of budget cuts. He made the argument that welfare consti- tutes one percent of the US’S $1.5 trillion budget, but this figure excluded social security, Medicare, Medicaid and other programs generally considered as welfare. He advocated spending even more on education, social services, and also industries suchasbanking, togettheeconomygoing.

On the question of paying for these new programs, Cuomo called for a re-structur- ing of the whole budget and he did not rule out raising taxes if desperately needed and instead of running an even greater budget deficit than present.

visit here Wednesday. “I think it’s wonderful that Mr. Bush

has come up here to see the consequences of his policies,” Buchanan said. “He talks about liberating the economy -- and you askhim, who’sbeeninchargethelastthree years?”

Bush aired a televisio; ad that ignored Buchanan and said a vote for him would send a message to the Democratic-controlled Congress.

“I ask for your vote to put our nation on notice that New Hampshire Republicans stand united to defeat the liberal Demo- crats in the fall,” Bush said in the ad,

In Washington, Bush begged off when reporters asked if Buchanan would get 35 percent of vote on Tuesday. “I’m waiting for you guys to tell me,” chortled Bush. “We had a good day yesterday. though.”

The president said he was knocking off work early to hit the exercise machines. “I’m trying to get ,back in shape,” he cracked as he left the Oval Office in late afternoon wearing an overcoat and cowboy hat. “It‘s your basic cowboy culture,” he said.

The Democratic candidates were set to meet in a nationally televised debate Sun-

receive nomination Throughout his speech, Cuomo de-

nounced both the status quo and Republi- cans, sounding suspiciously like a presidential candidate. He repeatedly brought the audience, which was expecting the long-awaited announcement of his candidacy, to the edge of their collective seat, only to move on to another topic, thus leaving its members with an unanswered emotional climax.

During the question session, he dis- sected a query on the status of his candidacy, and turned it back on the surprised questioner, completely avoiding an answer. Later.asupporter asked him whether he felt a higher obligation to lead the country into a new era. He answered by asking the audience to support the present candidates and dismissed his popularity as a result of his widespread recognition.

h o m o came to national attention when he delivered a compelling and eloquent keynote address to the 1984 Democratic National Convention. He was considered apotential candidate forthe 1988 election, but announced early in 1987 on a radio call-in show that he would not run. Last October, while visiting Japan, he made public that he was entertaining the notion of running. Immediately considered the Democratic frontrunner were he to enter,

day night. Polls show Tsongas atop the field, followed by Clinton. Harkin and Kerrey follow, with former California Governor Jerry Brown trailing.

A day after releasing a 22-year-old letter in which he agonized about Vietnam and thanked an ROTC commander for “saving me from the draft,” Clinton tried to stick to economic issues.

But he fired back when toldof Harkin’s prediction. The Iowan. in a morning telephone interview, said: “It seals his fate. ... He thanked them for getting him out of the draft. You can’t get any clearer than that.”

Clinton reminded an interviewer that he had ultimately given up his deferment and entered the draft but was not called.

“He hasn’t been able to get anybody to buy onto his message, so he’s just running the rest of us down,” Clinton said. “... I don’t think it makes him a bigger man.”

Clintoh’s campaign bought 30-minute slots on New Hampshire television Thurs- day and Friday nights to answer questions from voters.

Harkin characterized Tsongas as a “cheerleader” for nuclear power and New

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deadline for the New Hampshire primary, that he could not enter the race because of a state budget impasse.

Since December, Cuomo has toyed with the media and is still considered by some to be apotential candidate shouldno Demo- cratic frontrunner emerge. Because of the controversies surrounding presidential candidate Governor Bill Clinton, many influential people, including Vice Presi- dent DanQuayle, speculated that he would announce his candidacy Wednesday night despite his budget pyoblems.

Even without official recognition, there is a nationwide write-in movement for Cuomo. Last week the movement mailed material to every Democratic household in New Hampshire, urging them not to “settle for secondbest.”Yesterday,aseries of commercials was scheduled to begin airing urging voters to write-in Cuomo.

The theory behind the write-in campaign is to accumulate delegates before Cuomoannounces, or if he doesn’t, before the convention. If no candidate has a 51 percent majority of committed delegates by the first ballot at the convention, delegates could conceivably vote for Cuomo and thus “draft” him as the Democratic

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Cuomo announced on Dec. 20, the filing nomination for President.

Tuns GREENWORKS as ECOlympics Charges On mning Tufts is a challenge of Olympic proportions.

ECOlympics contest. Residence halls, which use about 20% of the electricity on the Medford campus, cut their

3 electricity use by 3% during the six-week long fmt scoring period last fall - saving $l,ooO for the school.

The Winning dorms won prizes. and by working together to reduce their environment

”lis semester, the contest kicked off on February 3 and

For more information on how to get involved, call Karen white, university resources coordinator, at x3705. Greenwork is a campaign to promote et?iits of the TUBS

Last year, Tufts spent the equivalent of 106 undergraduate tuitions - $1.7 million dollars - for electricity on the Medford campus alone. That’s a lot of money up the stack.

And it’s a lot of money out the stack, too. To generate the 25 million kilo-watt-hours of electricity used on the Medford campus, almost 19.OOO tons of carbon dioxide (a greenhouse gas) were emitted into the atmosphere. Not even the strongest Olympian could lift that kind of weight off the environment

G they lightened the load On the

run March 13.

But students in Tufts’ residence halls &e making a Herculean effort to reduce their impacts through the

commwrity that reduce ow - - impact on tG envir&ment.-

Greenwork is coordinated by TUBS CLEAN! at the Center for Environmental Management.

From the Associated Press money instead of serving time

Newsday, in a legal memorandum, also argued that both houses of to be a tax reduction for most $40 for a couple this Year and Congress have refrained, formore than acentury, from seeking to force Americans,” especialb those at next.

Phelps, after nearly five hours of questioning, described such can bet Your life we’ll be pushing instead foramiddle-class interrogation as “intimidating” to reporters trying to gather the news. in the92ndpercentileofa~~roval plan that would convert the exist-

“I do not feel reporters should be asked to appear before govern- when we Out with this lax ing personal exemption into a mental investigators,” Phelps said. . package,” said Representative credit, which would be a greater

Dan Rostenkowski, D-Ul., chair- benefit to lower-i,lcome families 3

man of the full committee. and less for the well-to-do.

clearly,” Moody said. “But it’s one that I think is attractive to

A capital-gains cut has topped Bush’s list of doinestic priorities since he ran for election in 1988.

AS part of their capital-gains

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I journalists to identify confidential sources. middle income levels, he said. However, some members are many people.”

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Classmates concerned’ with infected students

JOHNTOWN, Texas (AP) -- Students at a high school where 3 percent of the student body has the AIDS virus -- more than six times the national rate -- said Thursday they were afraid for their future and angry at attention focused on them.

“I was devastated,” said Julie Hammond, a 15-year-old sopho- more. “I can’t believe that many people, you know, have the AIDS virus.

“Should I be around them? ShouldIgooutwith thisguy?You blow, you’re scared.”

Six of the 197 students at the northeast Texas school have tested positive for human inmunodefi- ciency virus. the virus that causes AIDS, superintendent Freddy Wade confirmed at a news conference Thursday. The national average infection rate is one in

the students‘identities, and won’t try to find out or have them re- moved from school, Wade said.

“An individual has a right to privacy,” he said. “I don’t waste. my time questioning it.”

Some students were angry at the media for coming to the school Thursday after the cases were reported by The Dallas Morriing News. Television crews and reporters after the news conference were met with shouts of “Go home!”

“I don’t particularly like what’s going on now,” said B.J. Thomp- son, an 18-year-old senior. “It makes us look bad.”

Neither school nor health officials could say why the six students sought testing. The six told health officials they contracted thevirus through heterosexual sex.

Reliable statistics for HlV in- see AIDS, page 10 250 people.

School officials don‘t know

Democrats attack Bush plan TAX I

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plan, Democrats are offering a new twist for homeowners. Acur- rent provision that allows a person 55 or older to avoid tax on $125,000 of profit from the sale of a principal home would be adjusted each year to offset infla- tion.

Barring changes, the Demo- cratic plan would allow a tax de- duction for interest on student loans; permit penalty-free with- drawals from Individual Retire- ment Accounts for homebuying or education or medical expenses, and raise to $60 the current $2 1 - a-month limit on tax-free mass transit assistance a worker may receive from ‘an employer -- all provisions lifted from Bush’s plan.

A surprise entry from the Democrats would cut the current 34 percent top tax rate on corpo- rations to 33 percent.

“There is a consensus among Democrats that this bill moves us in the right direction, a compro- mise between what the president wants and what many of us think representsanopportunity tostimu- late economic growth,” said Rep- resentative Byron Dorgan, D-ND.

Before details of the Demo- crats’ bill began filtering out, the WhiteHousesteppedupitsattack on their tax policy. Marlin Fitzwater likened the Democrats to “weasels going intoa ho1e”and accused them of “a sleight-of- hand planning session” aimed at finding ways to raise taxes.

A spokesman for House Ma- jority Leader Richard Gephardt, D-Mo., prime target of the White House criticism, was quick to re-

spond. “The committee is doing some-

thing that may be hard for the White House to understand,”said spokesman David Dreyer. “It is writing a bill that cuts taxes for the middle class, paid for by the‘ rich, and sending it to the floor without giving the right wing of the Republican party veto power over the product.”

The potshots continued a day after the Democratic-controlled Ways and Means Committee had maneuvered Republicans into a position of trying to delay a vote on the president’s full tax plan -- after Bush had demanded con- gressional action by March 20. GOP members of the commit-

tee tried unsuccessfully to win an endorsement of a scaled-down plan that included only seven of the president’s tax-cut proposals - - and virtually nothing that could be identified as middle-class re- lief.

The Republicans took that tack because of growing opposition to some of the tax increases and spending cuts that Bush proposed to finance his pr0gram.The seven- part version they prefer, including a broad capital-gains reduction, would be financed by accounting changes that Democrats say are gimmicks.

Thecommittee refused to back either of the twoRepublican plans but agreed that the House should be allowed to choose from among the Democratic bill, the full Bush plan or the trimmed GOP version. Whatever passes the House eventually will have to be compro- mised with a bill yet to be written by the Senate.

Voters have perspective REGISTRATION couldbecome involvedintheelec- continued from page 1 tion in a variety of ways besides

governor’s race last year, there “We are going to school in has been no widely-publicized Boston. which means we really voter registration at Tufts this se- have a perspective that other mester. Robert Zucker, president people do not. We can witness the ofTufts’Dempcrats, saidlastnight events in New Hampshire first that “it was hard to put a registra- hand, and then follow the devel- tion drive together so soon after opments in Massachusetts,” winter break.” Zucker said, who advocates cam-

Zucker did add, however, that paigning and attending speeches the Democrats were planning on delivered by candidates. registering people in the fall be- “Getting involved makes you fore the general elections. He a real participant,” said Zucker. emphasized the fact that students

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Blood on the ice

Write Features.? Call Jeff or Stefanie

When was the last time you went ice skating? I went skating las Friday night. and I thought I was going to die.

Ithadbeenabout 15 yearssinceIleariiedtoskateatMorristown’ Mennen Arena (you know the company‘s annoying jingle, “By. Mennerr!), and I forgot everythirtg as soon as1 touched the ice. I ker reminding myself that in the whole 75-year history of the Nationz

Hockey League, there’s only beel one on-ice fatality. But then realized that these guys are pro fessionals, and if they didn’t al waysgetitrightthere wasno wa:

I would. Ice skating -- it sounds like such a pleasant diversion. I figurec

thatifanyonehadanything to worryabout, it wouldbemygirlfrienc (she’s from Palo Alto, and they don’t even have any water there, le alone ice). Wrong: I couldn’t keep up with her.

But the fastest people on the ice weren’t people -- they werc children. A swarm of three-foot boys there, wearing Medforc Hockey jackets, whizzed every which way, cutting people off. I tel you, I really wished I had one of Lhose little sonic devices that go 01 pet collars to keep pests away. It wouldn’t have to be a piercinl whistle or anything, just enough to lobotomize the little tykes.

But those kids were intimidating! They were gliding along the icc while I could only stumble along like a freshman at Carmichae during open block lunch. And I couldn’t start anything with the littlc tots, because they could kick the living spit out of me on the ice. 01 iry land they weredogmeat. butonice ... .The ycouldpunchmyknee :ap, back away, kick my shin, back away.

One of them tripped over me when he tried to cut me off, and :very time he came up behind me after that, I swear I could hear the heme to Jaws. I’djust be srumbling along when all of a sudden I’d tear. “Da dum ... da dum ... da dum da dum ...” I’d turn around, and hcrc‘d be this snarling. fiery-eyed. fanged munchkin skulking up )ehindme, frothing at the mouth as if someone had just told him that ;anta Claus doesn’t exist or that the New Kids On The Block lip iynch their songs. Luckily, he was stupid, the little snot. Hemust’ve hought I knew what I was doing because he never challenged me.

When was the last time you were practically terrorized by ,omeone not even big enough to reach the top of the clown at roller ,oaster rides? Not exactly an ego-booster. I hadn’t felt this helpless ,ince my final exam in Physics of Music and Color.

I felt even morc helpless two days later when I was one of the only hree Pittsburgh Penguins fans at the Boston Garden, surrounded by wer 10,000 grunting Bruins. Some Bruins fans don’t grunt, but the mes at the Garden did. I went with four of my best friends --Johnny 3.. Raji, Rob and Scott, all of whom would whine and then kill me f they werenl mentioned by name inacolumn again soon -- andone )f my girlfriend’s housemates, Jules (don’t ask me to explain, )lease).

Actually. I wasn’t exactly “surrounded” by Bruins fans, because he only six seats together were up at the top of the Hancock tower, lightly to the left of Polaris and far from the madding crowd. What eally scared me was the steepness of the seats. I’ve got a slight fear )f heights, and in steep places like the Garden I just k i i w I’m going oendup falling. I’d sit there, minding my own business andnot even noving, when I’d spontaneously fall 100 feet down onto the ice and wist my neck. There’d be a crimson splatter all over the defensive #one, internal organs smattered throughout the neutral zone, and the ans at the Garden would sue my family for holding up the game vhile the zamboni came around to smooth over my intestines. I vould hope that a player would break my fall, but c’mon, what are he chances of that happening?

My final thoughts as I lay dying would be about something as upid as the zamboni. What if the inventor of the zamboni had been med Smith or Johnson or something else? Would a Finklestein m e out to clean the ice? Would Tufts’ humor magazine be named he MucGillicuddy? I think we canal1 be thankful history turnedout i it did.

And we can be thankful that there was only one on-ice fatality in le NHL‘s history. And I don‘t think he was a suectator. either.

Dave Saltzman Salted Peanuts

Threat of nuclear waste head’s this spring’s EPIIC symposium

by JESSICA SCHNEIDER

“The environmental legacy of the military is all around us. It’s not necessarily in Medford. but nearby Watertown, for instance ... is home to. by the army’s estima- tion, 19 toxic sites.’’ Hits kind of close to home, doesn‘t it? This figure wasgiven by Seth Shulman, an investigative reporter special- izing in science and the environment,and theauthorof 7’he Threueat at Home: The Toxic Legucy ufrhe US Military. Shuhnran was one of seven speakers at “The Environ- mental Legacy of the Cold War.” the first event sponsored by this year‘s Education for Public In- quiry and Inter~mtional Citizen- ship (EPIIC) Colloquium.

Tufts‘ Experimental College in 1985. each year offers students a chance to study in-depth a major global issue. The studcnls working on this year‘s topic. “Intcrna- tional Security: The Enviroiunen- tal Dimension,” made their debut Tuesday night with a variety of luiowled~eablepaJielists who dis- cussed some of their experiences regarding toxic waste.

The event was moderntcd by Christy Barnes, a member of the EPIIC class. Barnes is one of the editors of the briefing book which accompanies the series, as well as the co-author of the section regarding nuclear waste. She began the program with a frightening statement. “the government accounting office has estimated that the cleanup of hazardous waste from the US nuclear weapons complex alone will cost $200 bil- lionover thenext 150 years.“She went on to say that, according to her research. “with the buildupof the US military and nuclear weapon arsenal as a priority of national security. the departments of energy atid defense were not required to comply with environmental regulations. As a rcsult, they‘ve left a toxic legacy in every state and half a dozen other countries.” And so began ,an evening of horrifying revelations about what is, simply. permanent !arbage.

The first speaker of the panel vas Dr. Thomas Neff, a senior ellow al the MassachusettsInsti- ute of Technology’s Center for ntemational Studies. Neff is an :xpert on weapons production. lisinantling and disposal atid on

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Photo by Tara Kernohan Panelists gave disturbing news of the nuclear waste threat to the environment during Tuesday night’s EPIIC Symposium. nuclear proliferation. After a perception of the landscape en- screening of a recent clip froin courages re-evaluating the pre- Ted Koppel’s Nightline about a vailing paradigms of our tine.” Russian community which has Goin stated that he is “trying to undergone three major nuclear document something you can’t catastrophes, Neff began to dis- see... the idea of radioactivity.” cuss some of his own experiences Other speakers on the panel in the former Soviet Union. included Sonja Anderson, a se-

In December, he traveled with nior scientist at the Hanford the Federation of Americ‘m Sci- nuclearreservation whocalls her- entists and Natural Resources self a “whistle blower,” because Defense Council to Moscow and she exposed the safety problems Kiev. While there, his group par- at that site; Peter Johnson, a Se- ticipated indiscussionsaboutf~id- nior associate at the Office of ing, bringing in, and dismantling Technology assessment, who nuclear warheads. spoke on behalf of the Depart-

“Both the US and the [former] ment of Defense; and Dr. Kather- USSRspent thelast40yearsfight- ine Yih, coordinator of Interna- ing the Cold War. We spent tril- tional Commission for the Pre- lions on what we thought was our vention of Nuclear War. Yih dis- national security, and what we cussed how we will go about get- really, in ’fact. were doing was... ting rid of these weapons. She mortgaging our future. We mort- asserted that “it is no longercred- gaged our future in two ways, iblethat abolitionofnuclear weap- both economically.. . and environ- ons is beyond humanity’s reach.” mentally,’’ Neff said. The seventh panelist, Keith

The next panelist was Profes- Schneider, was not able to be sor Peter Goin, a nuclear land- presellt for the event, so he gave scape photographer. Goin is on a his speech over the Phone. year-long fellowship at Duke Scbeider, an energy and envi- University, where he is involved ronment correspondent for The‘ in a project called “artificial na- New Times, said that “the ture.” It was while working on Atomic Story that ... is unfolding this project that he made the per- before YOU is the Very Physical sonal discovery that “there is no and very fundalnentd story of such thing as nature... it does not e~Vir0IunentdiSm inthe20thCen- exist... in the way we define it as tury ... It has been a sort Of sad something separate from human study Of what were perceived to activity. Nature is human and be extraordinary teChniC&inVen- human is nature.” tions, that later turned out to have

Through his photography, he more extraordinary costs to pub- visually intcrprcts nuc~ear sites, lic health.” including the Trinity Site in New All in all, the Panel W a s SUC- Mexico, the HanfordNuclearres- cessful in exposing some of the ervation in Washington State, the Problems n ~ l e a r Waste poses 10 Nevada Test Site, and the MU- the environment. There will be shal Island sites. The premise behind his work is that “creative see EPnC, Page

Smithsonian exhibit delves-into the lives of the homeless WASHINGTON (AP) -- The

Smithsonian Institution, seeking to break the mold of museums as “idealized mansions,” is opening an exhibit on homelessness that lets visitors lie in a morgue. fend off an attacker and listen to a prostitute having sex.

Undercaste.” which opens Friday at the Smithsonian’s Experimen- tal Gallery, forces visitors to be-

come “performers” and uses the voices of real homeless people to narrate the adventure.

The journey takes visitors from the crib of a drug-addicted baby through dark alleys to jail, a park bench and the locked doors of the upper and middle classes. Sirens

The “Etiquette of the blareandprofanitiesare shouted. Smithsonian Secretary Robert

Adams says heexpects some visitors to be taken aback by the

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exhibit’s “rather harsh” language ‘and avant-garde portrayal of street life.

“Museums were thought to be storehouses of idealized mansions,“ but now are struggling to define a new relationship to the contemporary world. he said. “There are no guidelines as to

In one section or the tour, the visitor is asked to recline in a bed. and listen to tape recording of a prostitute having sex with a john and being pressured to accept $200.

“Who is smarter, the girl who gets paid for it or the one who givesitaway for free?“awoman’s voice asks.

Theproject, which was funded by about $lS,OOo in private dona-

how far YOU C~W go.”

tions, combines the voices of homeless people in California as well as social workers, police, priests and bartenders into the soundtrack.

Creator Chris Hardman. who developedtheproject for Antenna Theater of Sausilato, CA, said he doesn’t want to offendvisitors but hopes to evoke their responses to the horrors and pain of homelcssness.

But Carol Fennelly of thcCen- ter for Creative Non-Violence. the largest homeless shelter in the nation’s capital, said artistic tal- ent and research can’t truly recre- ate the experience of homelessness.

“Most people who go through that will not be homeless,” she said. “There’s a despair that comes

out of that reality that is not possible to simulate.”

Visitors, armed with a tape recorder with the soundtrack, begin their journey by lying in a morgue drawer. The drawer slides into a darkness that erupts into ambulance sirens and operating room lights.

The visitor learns he or she is on a deathbed and about to start a new life, determined by the un- lucky spin of a roulette wheel, to be that of a homeless person born to a drug-addicted mother.

The journey brings the visitor face-to-face witha street fighter - - a doll they are asked to punch - - and through dark alleys, a jail’ cell and a park bench where they listen and watch the drunken dreams of a homeless person.

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During the 1988 presidential campaign, Quayle was dogged by allegations that he used his promi- nent family’s influence to get into the National Guard, where he never saw combat.

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Quayle served in the National Guard for six years. “I think the cases are entirely different.” Quayle said Thursday, during a visit to Boston.

Qunyle saidallegations that he tried to pull strings to get his National Guard post had been disproved. “There were no family connections. There were no rules broken,” he said.

Asked whether he thought it is proper to probe the military records of political candidates, Quayle answered, “sure.”

Quayle said he did not wish to get into a debate about Clinlon‘s draft record. “I think Bill Clinton is an honorable man.”

The vice president stopped at the Massachusetts Statehouse

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“it would probably make most sense” to transfer future internship matters to the Career Plan- ning Center where they will be overseen by faculty members.

Broderick added that Toupin “feels she has reached retirement age.“ Additional1 y, Toupin wishes to devote time to some research projects of her own.

Toupin has recently finished a book which is scheduled for release later this year, and has moved into a new house designed by her

daughter. Despite the fact that her re-

Thursday to talk with GOP Gov. Clinton’s past. Republican race. Bush officially William Weld and attorneys, leg- “That’s total nonsense. There kicked off his re-election cam- islatorsandbusiness leadersabout is no evidence to support that paign Wednesday, traveling to ways to streamline the legal sys- allegation. We’ve had nothing to New Hampshire to try and bolster tem and reduce lawsuits. do with that,” the vice president his support among conservative

frontrunner in New Hampshire The vice president did ac- - Quayle, seen as more conser- until questions about his charac- knowledge that Republicans vative than President Bush, dis- ter stalled his campaign, has spend time and money on what is tancedhimselffrom theright wing chargedthat Republicans are leak- called “opposition research,” in- ideology of Bush’s rival. Patrick ing information about his past vestigating the background of Buchlan, who has gained mo- because they saw his candidacy political rivals. mentum in New Hampshire. as a threat. In addition to ques- The purpose of the research is “I’m wouldn’t call myself an tions about his draft record, to “study about it and learn a lot ideological soul mate of Pat Clinton has had to respond to about them to answer questions Bu,-hanan’s on all the issues,” he unsubstantiared allegations that that come up,” he said. said, noting that he disagrees with

With less than a week left be- the conservative columnist’s iso- he had an extramarital affair. But Quayle saidthe Bushcam- fore next week’s New Hampshire lationis( positions on foreign

paign has had nothing to do with primary, the Bush campaign has policy. the release of information about been turning up the heat in the

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It ’ 6 s Wayne’s World’! It ’ 6 s .Wayne’s World’! Excellent!!

’ rest. (Note: there is a hilarious scene in which Swiss soldierslook lichael Douglas and Melanie Griffith exchange “meaningful”

looks before embarking on a voyage of espionage and romance.

by MATT CARSON Senior Staff Writer

“Do kids get this? Do they understarid it?”This is aquestion freuuentlv asked by corporate

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heavies watching everyone‘s favorite public-access cable TV show in the new film version of Wuyite’s WorldTheanswerisyes, we do. Since their origins as a sketch on Saturday Night Live. our excellent host Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers) ‘and his

sidekick Garth (Dana Carvey) havk carved a niche for themselves inour culture. Phrases such as “Not!“ and “Yeah, when mon- keys fly out of my butt“ have been assimilated into the language of the under twenty-five demo- graphic group.

Wait a minute. Assimilated? That wordhas five syllables. There is no room for words that big in a review of a movie like this. with the possible exception of “magi- cally -babelicious.” Wuyne’s World is an extremely fun movie. asking nothing of its audience except that it remember the buzz-words from the SNL sketch, and a few

Wayne’s World opens tonight, so turn off your minds for some excellent entertainment!

Texas’ tunes evoke images of namesake

by TABBERT TENG Dady Editorial Board

Texas Moiher ‘s Heaven ****

So there I was, just sitting in my room listening to some Booker T. and the M.G’s when my friend dropped this tape in my lap and asked me to do a review for it. He probably thought that I would like this tape and would give it a good review. He was probably correc t .

At first I was enthralled by this new group called Texas and their even newer release Mother’s IIeaveit on Mercury rccords. Dur- ingmy first listening 1 had visions of flying over the vast landscape of Texas. zooming in atid out of canyons; a sort of air-line com- mercial for Texas (the state). but the background music was by Texas (the band). At the time, though, I was still half asleep, so the music probably got mixed in with my dream.

In a weird way this event helped me decide what type of group Texas is. Basically. Texas is a very “middle of the road” band. You might or might not like them, but you’ll remember them.

Their music combines alternative pop with blues. Sharleen Spiteri is the vocalist in this group, and if her voice captures you it won’t let go and you‘ll just love this album. If her voice doesn’t grab hold of you, the more you

listen to this album the more you will hate it. Spiteri’s voice is a cross between Margo Timnings and what’s-her-name from 10,000 Maniacs. It‘s deep and powerful and it works wonderfully with the guitar playing ofAlly McErlaine. Her voice is the strength of the group.

McErlaine, along with fellow guitarist Spiteri, m‘akes good use of slide guitar and blues rifts. Combine this with some har- monica, picano, bass, and dntins and you got an alternative sounding blues/country band.

The songs on this album re- mind me of dot of groups. The Cure. Pink Floyd, Echo & the Bunneymen, The Doors, The Cowboy Junkies (especially), are just a few groups that I thought of while listening to this.

Texas gives a sample of their blues ability in the song, “In My Heart”. It smells like blues, it looks like blues, it even sounds like blues -- but it doesn’t feel like blues. Texas is a band that relies on different styles to give it inspi- ration. Songs which have these different styles are catchy, fun and relaxing to listen to. Don’t be surprised if you hear on of their songs on some easy listening radio station 20 years from now.

There’s nothing special to this group, but if you listen to it just once, one of the lyrics or rifts is going to creep into your brain and you‘ll probably be humming one of the songs in your head.

other pieces of pop culture that many would prefer to forget, such as the theme song from Lu\wtte

Here‘s the plot, as if it really matters. A slimy network executive named Ben Oliver (Rob Lowe) sees Wayne’s show on cable one night. He sees it as something he can sell to a sponsor named No‘& Vanderhoff (Brian Doyle- Murray). Meanwhile. Wayne falls madly in love with a beautiful singer named Cassandra (“If she were a president. she‘d be Baber,?ham Lincoln“). Her band is on the verge of hitting it big. Ben suckers Wayne and Garth into signing contracts with his networkand .... Oh,nevermind. It doesn’t really matter. It’s impos- sible to make the plot sound any good without giving away the gags.

What does matter is that the gags keep coming -- and they do. The film has the same comic feel toitasthesketch, but isable todo much more. We meet some more of Wayne’s and Garth’s friends, we visit all of their hangouts around Aurora, IL, such as the doughnut shop where Garth’s

atrd Shir-lev.

Mike Myers and Dana Carvey star in the SNL-inspired fodder for your brain, Wayne’s World.

There are also a few magnifi- Lady” displays some sort of bi- cent cameos, from Dixon; Meat zarre comic brilliance on the part Loaf, as Tiny, who works the door of Dana Carvey, though he truly at a heavy metal bar called The was born to do live television. Gasworks; and AliceCooper, who And there’s also !hat Laverne and turns out to be quite an authority Shirley theine song .... on the history of Milwaukee, WI. Does il matter if the plot and There are afew others, but to give the characters are adequately de- them away now would ruin them veloped? No. Not at all. All that later. inatters is that the gags work, and

And then there is the music. that they keep coming. Just sit The songs are oftengags bythem- back, switch off the brain and selves. At long last, someone re- enter into a conspiracy with your alized how silly people look sing- excellent hosts Wayne and Garth

drem woman (Donna Dixon) ing along to Queen’s “Bohemian against anyone whothinks they’re works.Garth‘scharacterisfleshed Rhapsody.” Gary Wright’s too smart to find Waylie’s World out much more: he even has a last “Dream Weaver”(remember that funny. name: Algar. If Wayne is who we one?) never fails to get a laugh And by the way, stick around all want to be, Garth is who we all each time it is played, and Garth’s for the credits at the end -- or fear we are. renditionof Jimi He”rix‘s“Foxy you‘ll be sow.

Shining Through’ needs good buffing by GARY NOROIAN

Contributing Writer At the beginning of David

Seltzer ‘mew World War11 espio- iage saga Shining Through, ac- Fl Review

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ress Mel‘anie Griffith’s charac- er, upon being interviewed by he BBC of her adventures in (azi Gennany. asks the catncra x w , “Is this all right? Should I being doing this?” Unfortunately. or Griffith‘s and SeltLer’s sake. he ‘answer should be a stern no.

Thus begins Shining l’hroirgh, ijuinbledand silly espionage flick vrittcn and directed by Seltzer, .nown mostly for his previous ilm Punchline --one of the worst novies made in a long, long time.

In many ways, the film weakly ttempts to recapture the flavor id genre of previous World War I spy thrillers, but it is much less uccessful than similar g e m films ike Casubluiira or The Morral ‘lurm. Even a weak perfonnance iy Michael Douglas could not ave this picture. Maybe he should

have stayed on TV, joining Karl Maldenon the streets of SanFran- cisco.

Griffith plays Linda Voss. an Irish-German Jew who lives in the United States and has several persecuted relatives living inGer- many. Linda is the epitome of the liberated 1940’s woman. Sheuses her intelligence and brashness to obtain a position as a secretary undcr Edward Leland (Michael Douglas) in a Manhattan law fmn.

Linda quickly deduces that Douglas is an American spy -- perhaps too quickly. Eventually the pair become passionate lov- ers, as they consummate their re- lationshipin front of anobviously 1991 -panoramaof NewYorkCity. Silly.

Nevertheless. Linda becomes a crucial assel to the firm, due to her ability to spec& “authentic” German. (Unforlunately. hcr authentic German has a strong American twang -- but hey, who’s counting?)

Eventually, Voss and Leland separate and findeachother again, whereupon Voss convinces Leland to send her to Germany when an Allied agent is killed.

Just as the film’s setting becomes Germany, the plot takes a nose-dive into further inedioc- rity. Here, our heroine takes several jobs, as a cook (one of the film’s whackier sequences) and a nanny of two children of a Nazi S S officer (Liam Neeson). It is in the officer’s home in Potsdam that Linda discovers her purpose; one which is, unfortunately, un- clear to the viewer. There are some plans that she must photo- graph, but what the importanceof this plot twist is never really re- vealed.

In addition, the plot is jumbled with Linda‘s continuing struggle to find her oppressed relatives, which becomes somewhat of a distraction to the continuity of the film. She risks her safety in trying to find them and becomes tangled in Berlin during an allied bomb raid. After several gaffes (she should have been caught sooner, considering her association with top S S officers), Neeson eventually discovers that she is a spy and, predictably, the chase begins. During the same evening, she miraculously ends up in Ber- lin; 55 miles away. Those high heels she was wearing must have had Dr. Scholls air cushion in- soles.

You could drive a Crown Victoria through some of the plot holes in this film. After arriving at a safehouse in the city, Griffith is betrayed by her ally through the whole film (Joely Richardson), who shoots her twice in the abdo- men and then moronically cries about it in what is supposed to be a touching sequence. Idon’t think so. Douglas then appears as a deus ex machina to attempt to escape Germany withhis beloved one. You can probably guess the

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ELANA Thank you for all1 You're the best room mate one can ask for. Have a Happy Vabntine'sDay8 trytoshow yourfaceto me at times. Love, G

CHRISTOPHER, I could not have asked for a better year. Happy anniversary. 1'11 love you always. KLM

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Tufts Wind EnMmbk Happy Valentine's Day, folks1 Don'tworry about the trip- we'll go somewhere, dammll (Hi Eekl- Boo) Love. Eric

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Chi Omega Sisten Thank you so much for one incredible week of pledging. We can't wai! to get to know all of youl Happy Valentines Dayl Love ahvap. The Chi Omega Pedges

Jennifer HeyyoulHaveanaweswneweekendand we'll ragewhen we get back. It will beepicl Please carry your bee kit at all times1 Love, the other red head

Chrktina (Yes ou in Hodgdon) Happy Valenke's gay1 No es justo. How come you can have 80 many valentines and I can't find one. Have a good waelc- end. Love, first semester Spanish bud

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I'Udas yousomuchthisweekend- I' so excited about us1 All my love ~ Alice?

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IlHENRY WYDARll Remember In Sep4emberwhen you asked me to be your valentine? I'm so glad it came true. Thank you for always being wonderful to me 8 lor me- I hope you like your surprise tonight1 I LOVE YOU1 Yasameen

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Yammeen SharH Hope you have a very happy Valentine's Dayl Lots of Alpha Phl love. Stacey

KIM Theperfect man- hmmlet'ssee.Hehasto make me laugh- oh yeah, & have one GREATfeature.Ourdaywillcome1 Happy V-D. Love. H

Amy & Sabl Throughall ourserbuschats.ourhysterl- cal laughs. our sex talks Ui 2. always remember- I love youl Your friend. P

Neil M I O W Happy S. Valenthe's Day & ten mth- versary. Hope today Ill be another day to build admen on1 Love, love, love Jessica

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TCU SENATORS Rosesarered,Voletsareblue. Itmaybe spring semester. But you stlil have a lot left to do. Keep up the gcd work & have a lust4lled Valentine's Dayl Love, Ellie

Kinten? Kemtln? How do you spell 17 I thought you should know howamazinglyatlradive& wonder- lully nice you are. And how absolutely petrified iwaswhen I introduced mysell to you. An Admirer

To the 460's Monk Here's to two years 01 wonderful friend- ships. Men, mangoes. & margarita'sll Happy Valentine's Day. I bve you guys, Speadymon

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To all the Dailyites Happy Valentine's Day. Especially to Allison. whohassomanymenaroundher always anyway1 Love, Slick

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KlSSOON YES ANOTHER PERSONAL FOR YOU. Happy Valent!ne's Day1 Hope you feel bner Love is in the a!r so take a deep breath. The 060's worst enemy.

IAN Thank you for the flower. I was tickled pink. I love you schnookie. Your chickie.

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man. H o p e your boaps were good tday. Happy Valentine's Day. With bve from a mon named - Dave.

To the best Mom: I hope you have a wonderful Valentine's Day. I'm going to miss you bts. Love U . Phoebe

To my dearert Honey: Tothe start of agreatweekend; let's make the best of that sauna Happy Valentines Day, Love you Jose.

To my favorite guys in 408: Just wanted to say hope this day's a happy one for you. Thanks for atways being there- In yourverydeflnitiielyataked territory. Love. Lonster

Sarah R's good to have you back. 1'11 *e you feel gladto be back. tool Love. Erlc

O h m : Roses are red, Violets are blue, We'll find all we need On the pages of J. Crew. hap^ Valentine's Day. Thank you for being U. Love, E

2ND FLOOR LUSTS Valentine's Day 1s just one day in which I can tell you how much you all mean to me 6 to thank you for being there for the bad times as wall as the good times. Chris 8 Cheryl, thank you especially for listening to me, counseling me 8 giving me a shoulder to cry on in the past two weeks. Words cannot express my appreciation for having the best friends in the world. I love you, Rachel

Hey Foster wonmn- Happy Valentine's Day. Love. Lonster

TARA I'rn going 10 find it. I was in the woods all day boking. Darn Lhtle People .... Why else would I constantly have my head in theclouds? Happy Valentine's Day. Love, BBF.

To the sisters of Alpha Omicron Pi We prefer to lodc forward to the next holiday. Happy St. Patrick's Dayl - Love your pledges.

Sabrina Silverstein Happy Valentine's Day dude. Good luck with your game tomorrow. Love, Mark.

Dear Alpha Phi Pledges Youarethebestl Thanksforsuch asweet &Day Surprise. Happy Valentine's! I miss you thls weekend. Lots of love - Alice.

Mara B. Happy Valentine's1 ~ To the best roomie ever1 I adore you and I'll miss you this weekend. Love always ~ Alice.

Happy Valentine's Day1 I hope I'm better conpany than your programming buddy1 I'm glad you're here Love. Stamy

Roberta Giotdano You're the sexmt woman on thls campus I see the way you look at me. tco. so bemy Valentine. I'llbouncefor you. Love, you bener know who

To My Sexy Marshmallow: Ailhough you'reiust a mushy lump. I still onlywant tobewith you (and your spleen) today. Will you bemy Valentine? Nomore hammers, I promise. Love, Precious

Rica I was trying to think up something beautiful and mushy, but it all sounded stupid. So 1111 just say that I love you an awful lot and hopethat'sgdenough. Love, Josh

Elise Hennig Welcome bad Valentine (even d its only lor a few days) Happy Valentine's Day. I miss you. Love, John

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YouallaretrulvtheLovesof mv life1 I Love You - Have i Fantast He$ Dayl Get psyched for our Fund Dinneri - Tin. BLUMBIE

HappyValentine's Dayl It'sassimple as... I LOVE YOU or as the French say: Je t'aime, Beacoup. Forever - Mich

Julianna, Happy 2nd Valentine's Dayl Lookforward to many great times; summer' 92, Europe1 Let's haveanawesomesemesterl I LOVE YOU1 - Thanks for being there, through good and badll Love always, Marc

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To the AWESOMEST roommrte ever: HA11 Made ya all look1 I said THE awesomesli Happy Valentine's DayLaura1 You're the best1 Love. Samara

Jenna S. Hope you have a happy Valentine's Day. After your hard week you desenre it. Let's get tcgether and do something fun to celebrate this weekendl Get set to have a

Mandy Happy Valentine's Day. You're the best. Need I say anything More? Love, Mark

DONNA I just wanted to mite something short to say have a Great Valentine's Day and I bve you. Tim

Anna Let's eat chocolate in celebration of the nupidlty of hall-baked holidays. Don'tfret. oh roommate of mine, we're just better. that's all. K

Jeb You sever a rift in my heart. Louise

BETHY You need anickname.HappyValentine's Day and let's have a rehxing weekend and don? worry about the prince. Hugs and kisses, Claudia

SLEEPYHEAD I'msorry I'mgoing away. 1'11 make It up to you. I promise. Happy Valentine's Day and don't lor et to study. Love, Pokey P.S. Hum antliots and lots of kissestoo.

GREAT SEMESTER. -ERIKA

To the 530'0 and Carol Youareall really reatlThanksrrevery- thing, especialiy !or ail your support the past week1 I1 you ever need a Valentine you've got one in me. Love, Scott

Hilary & Kathy We both wish you a Happy Valentine's Day. No matter what, we will always be there when you need LIS. And come visit1 Love, Tom and Scott

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A dozen roses. my harley. and I win meet you tonight at eight lor pasta with pesto.

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Agape wishes on Valentine's Day. You finally got onel Next year in D.C. Jerry. Kramer. Ehlne and Dylan

Oboulon I lust for you like a wild amazon tapir in heat. I love you always, and 1 can't wait to see you again. Happy Valentlne's Day.

You may be Tollhouw sexiest. but Cookk, soon you'll beg.

Happy Valentine's Day. -She who SI- without a pillow

1,214,S ... You're Great! Jannie, I've been hunting for a blnky. but ljust can'tlind a replacement. Textilesare sinply too inanimate. xxxoo. Jonny

Steve, Kev, Ryan, Sloth, Sean, libtt: To our favorite Wren Studs1 Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Sugar is Sweet an d so are WE1 Happy V-Day1 Love, Pam, Trang, Therese 8 Khmy

TO BRAD YUAW I want you. I need you. Don? make me beg. Forever yours. CANDY '

John P. Have a great Valentines Day1 ThanX lor being such a great friend and listening to us complain about your speciesll Love. Pam 8 Trang P.S. don't lorgel your mag- numll

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HODGWN OZONE I couldn't have adred for a better group 01 guys lo proaadinate wlh, Thanks lor always being there. Have an excellent Valenthe's Da And no, I haven't done the ~ ~ I I I Love krika

Evan You're been m e th&n a love, you've been mybestlriend. Ill aiways cherishthe year and ahan youbeshared with me. 1'11 love you ahvays. Love, Min.

spoo1<Y Have a cool Valentine's Day. You Know you mean themwid tome. i Love you and always will - Bugs (i hate them)

To the Womn 01 the Tilton 2oo'a Here's to having a great Valentine's Dayi -The officer and the Gentleman in 217.

DARUNG @.HE) Thanks1orbeingyou:Youmeansomuch to me. Happy Valentine's Day1 Love, Ad.

Dan Acbmein Hapw Valentine's Day to the love of my We. I just haven? had the heart to tell you. Love. ???

STEPHAME FROM HK. Heytherenopecsonalwoman,thoeght I'd neVBr be organized enough to do this? Well~ldidandlloveyou. BemyValentine for dinner? Finally, r)o computeri - David

The cat cam back... not quiletheverynextday but he'sstaying around lor a long time. Thanks lor putting up with me. Love you more every day, CWT.

Amy (Dip.tchW Qwanl) Thanks for deaHng with me and csrtaln other peopte. especially when things weren't 60 great lor you. Glad to sw you omileaqaln. Love, Chrb

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KEN JACKMAN Here's to our First (and certainly not our last) Valentine's day together. I nevercould have imagined lovlng anyone more wonderiui than you1 I'm very much lmklng forwant to our future together. I love you, Ana.

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Julle W. Happy Valentine's Day to the best roommate amundl Thank you so mudt for all your psychobglcal advice -what would I do without you71 Love, Shane

THE MEN OF 25 CAPEN HAPPY - Felling of real elation VALENTINES ~ uuel d e created by Hallmark DAY - hope you en oy It. Happy Valentine's Daytothrw stud/ybachebrs. Love, Stephanie and Shane.

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Roclebud. Rorbud (CC) How ou have matured up there lmm an ap&!meristeml -Anadmirerlromtheroot system. Happy Valentine's Day

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Adgaa HappyValentine'sDay tothebest friends and pany buds around t We've had some awesome times. and I know they WYi contlnuel Withour nward,who'ddo&til? Point being, the nunnery w i l waitl Love, Shane

AYOASA.KASB.TD,PZ,JN WappyVabntl 0 tothostudenes who can maRb%fd&ih world in live dorm roonmiYou're t k best. I h e you.. S.H.

YCHELLE AND SHETAL Hmgin'wkhthehomtlys hthehoodlstho mwet You never know *mat can happen this wmkend.,.me & o h IS oum~ I love you gvyr so much1 I'm outi Sltvana

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THD Happy Valentine's Day. I hope cupid hits and severs Sam's main artery. You d e serve M e r 1 Love you. K

Kevin Lyons Happy Valentine's Day to one of our favorhe men. We hope your day is wonderful. Love Kim and Therese

The- Happy Valentine's Day. There is no one I would rather spend my days and nights with. Love you, K

PAZ ' Happy valentine's Day. i hopeCupid hits themanof yourchoice. Will irbebachelor number 1 or bachelor nunhr 2? Love you. K

Nikkl Happy Valentine's Dayi I love you so much1 I hope you have a great dayi Love always, me

LNV I love you more than you can believe. Thank youlor all thegreat timeand 1 hope they last forever. I bve you for now, forever, for always. LBM

b r ine Happy Valentine's Daytothebestroomie ever1 Let's party it up this weekend in "Beverly HiWl i can't waitl Love, your lavorite roomie

A great guy with good phone habits seeks a chocolate-loving, stressed. sar- castic birthday girl lacking diredion in Me and wishes her an absolutely splendiler- ous birthday. Love. L 8 A

Chri. Hey1 Hey1 Hey Baby Wake Up1 Chrls. you are Awesomel Happy hail blrthday chic. Love, Mandy

Diane H. I'm so glad things have turned out this great. You are too good to be true. Now aren't you glad you ran X-C? Love, Rog

Laura Boucher Hopeyou haveagreatvday. lpmmiseto call really won _- let's do the lunch thing.

Babycakes Johnson Two 0. RodtefellerBapiece.twonder- fuldinners. two nightsalone. and t Ospec- tacular months. Thanks. --n.

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Even thoughyou'rethousands WILL of miles

away, I think of you every day, and wish you were here. Happy 2nd Valentine'sDay,dear.I loveyou. Jules

BETH I'm so excited that you're coming to spend the weekend with me! H will be so romantic and I fun! Here's to a womderful new relationship! Love, Phil

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Hope you gel everything Beth you wish for and

have a great Vday. Much love, Larry

To the men and women 0' trie Daily Youareall beautifulandwondertulpeople. Hope you haveagreat V-day and let's kick some ass tomorrowl Daily love. Larry

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Kate, Kelley, Janet And to all those I never see any more. Happy Valentines Day. May your day be filled with chocolate and flowers or flowers and chocolate or chocolate flowers; it's something like that. -S

Margarita I bve you much my bonnie dear, Happy Valentines Day my sweet. -Socrates

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That Soph who plays Upright Bass: Hope you're not taken! An eyeing Senior.

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PAM I've runout 01 witty things to say to you. I just wanted to thank you for being such a wonderful roomate and my best friend. Happy Valentine's Day. Love Always, Trang

Therese, Kim, Lba, and Hang H's been a 'Tab" year, girls. You guys are the best. Don't let the y's get you down. It just doesn't matter. Happy V-Day1 Love Always. Pam and Trang.

SHANE, STEPH, and JULIE It's been a great year so far and there are only better times to come. Remember AMgas are forever, y's aren't. Happy V- Day1 Love, Pam and Trang .

page ten THE TUFTS DAILY

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti (AP) -- Haiti’s Senate on Thurs- day agreed to resume talks with the Organization of American States about creating a goveni- ment that could work for the re- rum of ousted President Jean- Bertrand Aristide.

After a three-week suspension in talks, the Senate resolved to create a three-man negotiating team that would join with a similar team from the House of Depu- ties in talks with the OAS.

But an attack Thursday on the home of Rene Theodore. who would be prime minister under a new government proposed by Aristide, underscored the diffi- culty of getting the inilitary to accept Aristide’s return.

“We are witnessing <an attempt ofthe traditionalrulersof Haiti to regain power,’: Theodore said. “They are showing their unwill-

Friday, February 14,1992

ingness to accept a negotiated settlement through their increased acts of repression and intimida- tion.”

On Wednesday, legislators Jean Mandenave and Kerset Charles Jean-Phillipe were menaced by gunmen while their vehicle was stopped in traffic. Neither was hurt.

Bernard Aronson, the assistant secretary of state, said h a speech Wednesday that econotnic sanc- tionsagainst Haiti were not working. and said the OAS may have to consider forming a multilateral peacekeeping force to deal with such crises.

In its resolution Thursday, Haiti’s deputies said any agreement with the OAS must include lifting the embargo, which has deepened levels of misery in the desperately poor Caribbean nation.

Haiti, OAS to resume talks aimed at qestoring president They also called for recogni-

tion of all parliamentary decisions taken since the coup, which would include the naming of a new Supreme Court, the confir- mation of Gen. Raoul Cedras as armed forces commander and the appointment of state auditors.

Aristide has rejected many parliament decisions and demanded that Cedras be sacked and even prosecuted for leading the Sept. 30 coup.

Aristide, the country’s first democratically elected president, was driven out after less than

Duvalier family die-

comproidise prime minister who would w rk for Aristide’s even- tualretu 8 .

Theodore, who

Police raidedTheodore’s party headquarters Jan. 25 and shot to death his bodyguard.

Such violence is among the factors that prompted thousands of Haitians to flee for the United Statesafterthecoup.About 15,000 of them were intercepted and taken to the U.S. naval base at Guantanano Bay, Cuba.

Washington last week ordered most of the boat people to be sent back.

Another 25 1 boat people were returned on Thursday, bringing the two-week total to 2,357.

Classmates-fear sid students with AIDS

Sentence hearing delayed TYSON continued from page 3

from a suspended sentence to 60 years in prison for the convic- tions.

Reactionalsocame from Indi- ana Attorney General Linley Pearson‘s office. SpokesmanDan Foley said: “It’s my guess that justice is not for sale in Indiana. One of the problems is people

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trouble. This is symptomatic” of that feeling.

’ Gifford announced Thursday that she had granted a defense motion to delay Tyson’s sentenc- inghearingfromMarch6toMarch 27 to give attorneys more time to prepare.

Smith, citing “conflicts with the prosecuting team schedule,” said he exwcted the Drosecutor’s

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AIDS continued from page 4 fection in Texas-aren’t available: said officials at the Texas Depart- ment of Health. Of the 14,782 Texans with full-blown AIDS. 58 are bctween age 13 and 19, according to the department’s sur- vey updated last week.

School officials weredinformed in November that six students had the virus, but didn’t tell teachers and students until December, Wade said.

Parents have never been for- mally notified, Wade said, al-’ though thecommunity was aware of the situation.

Studedts and health officials authorities for their

nior.

They are living in thered world.” However,althoughnoneof the

infected students participate in extracurricularactivities, two junior varsity girls basketball games, were canceled when opponents’, refused to play Rivercrest. .

At other games, opposing athletes won’t shake hands. “They won’t touch us,”Miss Strainsaid.

Rivercrest High School in Johntown serves the areas around Bogata -- pronounced Ba-GO’- da -- which has a population of 1,421 and Talco. a town of about 700 people. The area is about 100 miles northeast of Dallas.

Thousands may be heployed I I

“*We ust seize the opportu- They were Argentina, Aus~a- nity whil the cease-fire holds,” lia. Bangladesh, Belgium, Brazil,

Boutros-Ghali met the ambas- he toldrep rters. “The window of Canada. Colombia. Cz&oslo-

4 have a perception already that office to rlquest acAitinuance to YUGOSLAVIA continued from page 3

% SHINING continued,from page 7 some of the flashback sequences,

which can be even more distract- like something out of a Keystone ing at times. And when they do Copsmovie.)Thefilm’sendingis speakEnglish, itis withaGerman even sillier. accent (a little like Hogan’s He-

Thereisquiteabit wrong w i h ’ rues). Seltzer on occasion edits ShiningThrUugh.ThetangledPlot oldnewsclipsinwithmany of the really does not build any lnystery ‘ movie’s events, which resembles or suspense. TO be exact, Seltzer old MASH episodes. Nothing just can’t hack this genre of film. original here I’m afraid. Doug18 is virtually a nonentity It seems the producers spent (anyone could Play his role) and too much cash on signing and the chemism between Griffith miscasting two l&ingAmerican andhim is virtually nil. Their &a- actors who really ;Lfe not right for logue borders on the moronic, these roles. Griffith and Douglas with such cliches as “I can’t stop can do better. Even John Gielgud feeling for you.” The lines are has a do-nothing role as an allied delivered like a bad soap opera, spy. Seltzer may have set this film whichdoesnotaddtotheemotion during WorldWarI1,but theaudi- of the film. In a scene in which she ence never really receives any is supposedly crying, Griffith has kind of sense of the importance a distracting smirk on her face. and sheer excitement of the age.

Griffith looks tooold when she This lack of excitement, along is supposed to be young and too with the unbelievability of the young when she is supposed to be film’s storyline makes Shining old. Theactorsalsocannot decide Through an empty, unfulfilling to speak German or English in experience.

Media questions Clinton PRIMARY continued from page 2

Hampshire’s controversial Seabrook reactor.

Tsongas supports nuclear power but noted that he opposed . the beachside siting of Seabrook. He added: “Tom Harkin never said boo. There are nuclear plants in Iowa and no record of Tom Harkin saying boo.”

“Here we are five days before the primary and he discovers Seabrook.” Tsongas said. “What you have here is a candidate not doing well.”

Tsongas took delight in recall- ing Harkin’s vow to win New Hampshire and his ‘early campaign promise not to attack fel-’ low Democrats.

“Just like any cynical politi- cian, the commitments made be-

fore don’t count when it‘s in your best interest tochange it,”Tsongas Said.

Harkin launched a fresh television ad claiming Tsongas. Clinton and Kerrey all favor“more tax cuts for the rich and big business." All three campaigns accused Harkin of distortion.

Tsongas said that Clinton’s draft status was “part of the dis- 1

cussion”in the campaign but said the “media frenzy” it generated went too far. “Issues get lost in the shuffle,”he said.

Clinton was encouraged that questions about his draft status came from reporters and not voters.

“It tells you the people of New Hampshire are doing their best to take this election back from the news coverage,” Clinton said.

sadors of the five permanent Se- opportunity is very, very small.” curity Council members Thurs- Marraek Goulding, the day to inform them of his decision. The five are the United of met Thursday States. Britain, China, Franceand

Afterward, Russian Ambassa- dor Yuli Vorontsov applauded the

Russia.

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vakia, Denmark, Egypt, Finland, France, Ghana, Ireland, Kenya, Luxembourg, Malta, Nepal,Neth- erlands, New Zealand, Nigeria,. ’ Noway, Pakistan, Poland, Portu- - gal, Russia, Singapore, Sweden, Switzerland, UnitedKingdomand Venezuela.

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Friday, February 14,1992 THE TUFTS DAILY page eleven c1

SPORTS Clark Cougars devour Jumbos Tufts makes 32 turnovers in 63-53 loss to top rival

Tufts places sixth in weekend event by ROB GRIFFIN qualify for the nationals non-pro-

Amidst the sixth place finish Thepent2ithloncollsistsoffive at last weekend‘s Greater Boston events: the SS-meter hurdles. the Championships (GBCs)came the high jump, the shot put. the long

Daily Staff Writer visionally.”

r 1 iumn. and the 800-meter run. A score is computed

scale of points I for their performance in each seg-

by MIKE FRIEDMAN Senior Staff Writer

All season the women’s basketball team has geared itself to- wards one game, last night’s con-

test against Clark. Coming into the matchup against the fifth- ranked New England Division 111 Cougars with asix-game winning streak, the seventh-ranked Jum- bos were ready to pay back Clark for the defeat it handed Tufts in last year‘s Eastern College Ath- letic Conference tournament.

Throughout the game‘s 40 minutes, both teams played evenly. However, 32 turnovers against the Clark pressure defense sabotaged the effort, causing Tufts to lose 63-53.

“We know why we lost,” said senior tri-captain Danielle LaCroix. “We lost because of tum- overs.“

“There’s only one reason why we didn’t come out ahead, and that’s turnovers,” added coach Sharon Dawley.

As so often has happened this season, Tufts got out to a slow start. The Cougars scored 11 of the game’s first 13 points, thanks to four Jumbo turnovers in the first four minutes. But just when it seemed like Clark would run away with the game, Tufts re- bounded with eight unanswered points of its ov& to make the

score 1 1 - 10. This pattern of Clark opening

up a lead arid the Jumbos fighting back would be repeated throughout the game. Whenever Clark would secure a lead, Tufts would answer with a couple of baskets and get a lend of its own. How- ever, Jumbo tuniovers would allow the Cougars toretake control.

The first half played out in this fashion. as Clark escaped into halftitne with a 27-25 Icad. Al- though Tufts hit over 50 percent of its shots and outrebounded Clark by five in the half, the Jum- bos made 18 turnovers, which helped the Cougars immeasur- ably.

Two factors contributed to the butterfingers on the Tufts end. First, Clark played a stifling full court press, shuffling players in and out to keep them fresh. This extra pressure caused many Jum- bos to make poor decisions and throw bad passes. Furthermore, Clark attempted to keep the game uptempo, which increased Tufts’ mistakesand limited the Jumbos’ advantage under the basket.

“They played excellent defense,” said LaCroix, the .Jum- bos’ leading scorer who was held to 13 points and seven rebounds. “They are really a scrappy team. I know that I didn’t get the ball much on offense.”

“They did a real good job denying us our post offense,” said Dawley.

The pressure paid off for Clark early in the second half. Up 29-

Boston Bruins have their Oates by DAVE SALTZMAN

and DOUG KATZ Daily Editorial Board

Senior Staff Writer The hammer has finally fallen

onCraig Janney’s career with the Boston Bruins. No longer will __- -- - .

I .“ - - - - ;..-e- - the Boston media have the center aid his “unreached potential” to blame for every loss. Fortunately, there’s still Glen Wesley.

When Boston General Man- ager Harry Sinden announced he would hold a press conference last Satur&?y. the immediate re- action was “Who did we get for J~anncy?” To no one’s surprise. Janney was indeed traded, pack- aged with defenseinen S tephane Quintal inreturn forthc St.Louk Blues’ superman center Adam Oates. Oates had been the set-up man for Brett Hull in St. Louis since Oates was shipped there from the Detroit Red Wings in 1989, subsequently making quite a name for himself.

A graduate of RPI, Oates missed 19 games last year yet still managed to finish third in the league in scoring, tallying 115 points. He averaged over two points per game at first before slipping, finally finishing with 1.88 ppg, second only to Wayne Gretzky’s 2.08.

Most of Oates’ points came on assiststoHulllastyear,soyoucan expect the center to get along quite well with Cam Neely once Neely returns. Oates has been

described as one of the purest in time for Wednesday’s contest passing centers in the league, but against the Vancouver Canucks he is not an offensive machine all at the Forum, and everyone in by himself,evident by his25 goals attendance erupted when Nilan last year. touched the ice wearing his famil-

Oates’ trade resulted from <an iarmmber 30 Montreal sweater. ongoing contract dispute with This particular wave of player Blues management. The center. transitions will not be an isolated who had his contract reworked set of events. With the end of the last season. threatened to walk Olympics in two weeks and the out after the All-star break if his trading deadline coming up on contract wasn‘t reworked again. March 10, look for m,any, many It wasn’t, so now he is a Bruin. moreinajorplayertransactions to

Needless tosay,BluesGeneral, go down in the next couple of ManagerRonCarondoesnotiness weeks -- including, finally, one around. Rumors documented in involving L‘Eilfante Terrible. this article several weeks ago de- Olympics outlook scribed Oates as all but traded. Speaking of the Olympics he- Caron wanted a center iceman to man-in-waiting, Lindros is hav- appease his star. Hull, so a deal ing a pretty fun time so far. Aside involving ‘another top center like from a nasty elbow to the head in Janney made sense for the Blues. his first game. Lindros has eaten

In the short tenn, the most up this little international tounia- noticeable effect will be the ab- ment. With sevenpointsinhis last sence of Quintal. The Bruins were two games. Lindros leads the short of defensemen before the Canadian team in scoring. Shock- trade: now. without Quintal, the ing. One point behind is future Bruins were fOrced to dip into Bruin Joe Juneau. Juneau looks their farm ~ ~ I I L the Anmkan sharp, arid his arrival in the first Hockey League’s Maine Mari- week of March (assuming he ners, for another defenseman. The works out a Contract with Sindeli) one they picked up this time is could just make another Bruin named CaPuXlO Or Something. It center expendable (Ken €lodge, doesn‘t actually matter because it maybe?). wouldbeaprettygoodbetthatthe With a 4-1 victory over the Bruins aren’t done dealing yet. Finns yesterday, the Americans

Nilan -- gone guaranteed themselves a place in In other Bruins’ news tough the medal round. If the red, white

guy Chris Nilan wasgranted waiv- and blue boys knock off the ers on Tuesday. Nilan, 34, was Swedes early next week, they picked by UP the Montreal Ca- could be seeded as high as second nadians. Drafted in 1978. Nilan in the medal round, but a more originally played with the Habi- redistic hope wouldbeafourthor tants for nine years before being fifth seed. resulting in another dealt to the New York Rangers in game against the Films in the first 1988. Nilan made it to the forum medal round.

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Freshman Jodi Beach had 13 points and a team-high 15 rebounds. 27, theCougmusedthefastbreak to go on a 10-5 run and take a seven-point lead. The teams traded baskets until the score was 45-38, at which time the Jumbos made their final run.

Mostly on the strength of non- startersLisaLiberty,Ellie Strobel, and Vickie Dennis, Tufts scored thenext eight points to takeaone- point lead on a Strobe1 basket. However, the Jumbos could not capitalize on their fine defense when they could not extend their lead on four different trips down the court.

In the meantime, the Cougars were able to right themselves and went on a 14-3 run to end the ball

see TURNOVERS, page 12

WS tops Finland 4-1 in Olympic hockey game

MERIBEL.France (AP) --For disappointment. the first time in 12 years, the US “This is tremendous. To beat hockey team has beaten an inter- one of the big teams is a boost for national power in the Olympics. us,‘and to be undefeated is great.” Not coincidentally, the Ameri- In 1992, the Americans have :ans are headed for the medal relied upon improved defense, a round for the first time since 1980. more conservative offensive plan

Thursday’s 4-1 victory over and the excellent goaltending of Finl‘and (2-1) gave the United Ray LeBlanc. States (3-0) its first Olympic vic- “In ‘88. we could score gods tory over a legitimate medal con- like crazy,” Young said. “This tender since the Lake Placid team is more patient, more will- miracle workers beat the Soviet ing to wait for chances. UnionandFinlandtowinthegold “In ‘88, we had two great

goaltenders (Mike Richter and medal.

from Italy and (the us anyone who heated up like Ray team’s first two victims), but we LeBlanc. Everyone knows that a feel Finland is one of the better hot goalie is the key thing to have teams in the tournament,“ said in a short tournament.-’ scot Young 9 ho sc Ored LeBlanc made 29 saves Thur S- America’s first and last goals. day, allowing only Mikko

Finland, which also figures t0 me laqs goal. H~ make the medal round, won the has allowed just six goals in the silver medal in 1988. Ten of its tounlament and one the last players have NHL experience. two games. LeBlanc, who stopped

“They’ve always been in the 46 shots in Tuesday’s 2-0 victory running,“ Young said. “We‘ve over Germany, had a 1 10-lni,,ute, been reading the papers. We know 57-second shutout suing snapped everybody was going to gauge US by Makela. on this game. We know that if we Makela’s goal came after an

“Not taking anything away Chris Teneri), but we dib’thave

had lost t0 Finland in the third incredible around gane*pople we‘re defenseman Scott Lachance and not capable of playillg with the made it 1- 1 inidway through the higher-level teams.” second period.

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the medal round. Both times, the roics helpedl\mericarally fora6- United States finished seventh. 3 victoryover 1 d Y in its Olympic

Young remembers. He was a opener, got behindTeeino Selanne forward on the 1988 that to take C.J. Young’s breakaway started 1-2. pass. Sweeney beat goalie Markus

‘‘It’s a completely different Ketterer, putting the United States feeling,” he said. “We had a good ahead for team in ’88. We shouldhave been so much better. It was a major see

In 1984and 1988,theyweren’t, goingo-5 against teams that made sweeney, whose thid-period he-

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TURNOVERS me that at point, but couldn’t last the whole time.”. continued from page 11

game after Tufts had a 50-49 lead Overall, Tufts put forth an ex- with 6: 18 on the clock. cellent effort. The Jumbos were

“The game was right there for better than the Cougars in almost the taking, we just couldn‘t con- all aspects of the game. Tufts shot vert on certain things,” said se- better, and outrebounded the visi- nior tri-captain Tara Milardo. tors. However, the 32 turnovers

Playing good games for the loom as the reason for defeat. Jumbos in defeat were freshman Jodi Beach, with 13 pints and 15 “The defense was good, the rebounds, as well as the trio of rebounding was good, and the Dennis, Strobel, and Liberty. shooting was good,”said Dawley.

Dennis, who has been playing “I’m satisfied all the way around, well since losing her starting job except that we threw the ball to Beach, played excellent post away.” defense and scored six points. “You can’t beat a lot of teams Strobel had eight pints and added with 3 2 turnovers, ” added a team-high five assists as she Milardo. “If we cut down ten or spelled Milardo, who had an off- 15 turnovers, we could have won day shooting,mWg two-of-nille easily and blown them out.” fr6m the field. Whether or not the Jumbos

As for Liberty, she provided have a chance to face Clark again the team a spark from the point will depend on the seedings and guard position, as neither ai-cap- results of the ECAC tournament.

Kim Ke&y or junior Patty However, if there is a next meet- McDermott wereeffective against ing, it will likely be in Worcester the Clark defense. However, Lib- due to the Cougars’ victory. erty became tired and had to sit “We know that if we face them down during Clark’s final run. in the tournament, they are not

“The only reason I shuffled, like this huge team that is impos- anybody is that I wanted to get a sible to beat,” said LaCroix. certain productivity out of each “They’re definitely beatable. We spot,” said Dawley about her lib- just have cut our turnovers in eral use of the bench. “Lisa gave half.”

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In the third period, Sean Hill’s power-play goal and Scott Young’s shorthanded, breakaway goal clinched the game and thc medal- round berth.

Sakari Pietila, Finland’s assistant coach, gave credit to the United States btkt criticized his own defense for allowing

Teele

Sweeney and Young to score on breakaw ays.

“There’s no room in this level of hockey for mistakes like that,” Pietila said.

Makela is looking forward to the medal round -- and maybe meeting the US team again.

“We justcouldn’t get ourgame going,” he said. “But don’t count us out yet.”

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Valentine Invitational last tuneup for Jumbos HEVEHAN from the athletes competing in qualified her for the ECACs and Harrison, Fothergill, and Hart- continued from page 11 the pentathlon. Not 0111y did Tate she qualified for the New En- ford, who placed sixth. Although a timcof 2: 18.3 in the 800meters. place second. but Heather Hart- gland Division 111 meet in the she did not place, Rattananont’s She needs to drop approximately ford placed fourth (2744 points). high jump. Fothergill reached performanceinthe55-metersprint one second off of her time to Cindy Augat placed fifth (2698 ECAC qualifying standards in the qualified her for the ECAC meet qualify through the regular stan- points), and Kara Fothergill high and triple jumps. as well. dards. Hevehan’s performance placed sixth (2340 points). The Also scoring for Tufts were The team continues its season did, though, qualify her for the performances of Hartford, Augat Elizabeth Ziinney (5th place, 55- tomorrow at the Valentine Invita- New Englands as well. and Fothergill qualified them for meter hurdles), Beth Blackketter tional at Boston University.

“Carol and Diane should be the ECAC (Eastern College Ath- (6th place, 500 meters). Jeanine “It’s our last regular meet of congratulated on their perfor- letic Conference) meet. Limone (6thplace, 3000 meters), the season, and we’re going to mances,” said Smith-King. In addition, Augat’s perfor- and the 4x200 relay team of haveagoodtraining weekgoing

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Voyager 2 photos show activity on moon Triton,

LOS ANGELES (AP) --Three ghost1 y circleson Neptune'smoon Triton may be a new kind of ice- oozing volcano up to 580 miles wide, according to scientists who analyzed pictures made by the Voyager 2 spacecraft in 1989.

"We think we're seeing volcanism on a global scale. active or not we don't luiow."Cornell Uni- versity planetary scientist Pascal Lee said Thursday in a telephone interview from Ithaca, NY.

The discovery is reported in Friday's issue of the journal Sci- ence by Lee and Cornell scientists Paul Helfenstein, Joseph Veverka. Derek McCarthy and John Hillier.

The idea of icy volcanism may seem strange considering Earth's volcanoes produce hot molten rock. But if the ice inside Triton is wanner than the material on the

surface, it can produce -.- eruptions, .

scientists say. Voyager 2 flew by Neptune

and its moons in August 1989, capping a 12-year exploration that also took it past Jupiter, Saturn and Uranus.

Triton is the coldest object ever measured in the solar system, with a surface temperature of 391 degrees below zero Fahrenheit -- only about 68 degrees above ab- solute zero. the lowest physically obkiinable temperature.

Voyager 2 discovered three forms of ice volcanoes on Triton: volcanic plumes spcwing nitro- gcn ice, nitrogen gas and carbon; long cracks or faults filled with oozing ice; and inactive crater- shaped calderas measuring a cpuple of hundred miles wide that once emitted lakes of ice.

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US, UK and France, at UN, agree on embargo resolution for Libya

UNITED NATIONS (AP) -- The United States, Britain and France have agreed on a resolution imposing an air and arms embargo on Libya until it hands over suspects in the bombing of Pan Am 103 and a French flight. diplomats said Thursday.

The resolution also calls on UN members to withdraw mnny of their diplomats from Libya, said the Western diplomats. who spoke on condition of anonymity.

The draft was expected to be circulated to the entire 15-member Security Council as early as Friday. A vote was expected by the end of the month and the diplomats said it was certain of passage, with at least nine votes.

Diplomats said the broadagree- menton a text shows that France is standing finnly with the United States'andBritain. despiteLibya's efforts to divide the three by prom-

ising to cooperate with a French investigation.

Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi said Thursday that four Libyan officials were willing to go to France to face charges of complicity in the 1989 bombing of a French UTA airliner over Niger that killed 170 people.

But he said Libya would not honor the US ,and British request to hand over two other Libyans wanted in the 1988 bombing of Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scot- land, which killed 270 people.

"Those accused by the Ameri- cans, they are not officials -- they are simple citizens,"Gadhafi said. "They can't go to a country like theUnitedStatesorBri tain... they would be afraid."

But Lord Trefgarne, a former British diplomat, said Thursday night that Gadhafi had told him at a meeting he might hand over the

two for trial in Scotland if "certain safeguards" were given. He did not elaborate, but said. the British government had frustrated any dialogue with Libya.

"I don't think this matter like so many others is going to be resolved by the sort of mega- phone diplomacy which the AmericansandtheBritishI fe ar... are trying to resort to," he said.

TheUN Security Councilvoted unanimously last month to urge Libya to hand over suspects in the two bombings.

The diplomats said the latest resolutioncalls for anembargoon all sales of weapons and military equipment toLibya. It also would ban saleofairlinepartsandequip- ment to the Libyan airline, prohibit the airline from landing aboard and prohibit foreign air- lines from landing in Libya, they said.

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Around Campus Today Film Series

"Boyz 'n the Hood," Admission $2. hmum 8,7:00 & 930 pm. BALCH ARENA THEATER

The Golden Age, Admission $6. Tickets on sale in Box Office 8:OO pm. Sunday Film Series "10 1 Dalmatians" (Admission$2). Bamum 8,9:30 p.m. & Midnight Film series

"Boyz 'n the Hood," Admission $2. Bamum 8,7:00 & 9:30 pm.

Hodgdon Residential Life Midnight Cafe. Lewis Lounge, 1O:OO p.m.-1:OO am.

NAMES Project AIDS Memorial QuiltNalentine's Dav Benefit Monday Concert Featuring Thank God for Frank, Glorified Chicken, Miltex & Thumper. MacF%iePub,9:00p.m.-i:OOa.m. Eaton 202,8:00 p.m.

Arts House Julie Stryker's Gallery.

Phi Sigma Sigma Open House: Snacks & Info.

37 Sawyer Ave, 7-9:OO p.m. 'hesday

Volunteer Vacations, LCS

Eaton 208,8:00 p.m.

International

Cause Dinner.

Tomorrow Important Meeting!

BALCH ARENA THEATER Scholarship Committee The Golden Age, Admission $6. Tickets on salein Box Office . .. Dining Halls, evening. 8:W nm.

South Hall dorm Daily10 bserver Study Abroad Fair

featuring students whohavestudiec Charity Basketball Game Cousem Gym, 12 noon. all over the world.

SouthHallMainLounge, 8:Wp.m. Pn

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