Thursday, November 8, 1979Volume 20, Number 9the Cord Weekly

Ex-prof, WLU disagree over contractby Karen Kehn

When Dr. Ivy Bennett's contractwith WLU ended on June 30, shewas told she wouldn't be rehired as aprofessor in the Faculty of SocialWork. Dr. Frank Turner, the Deanof that faculty at the time, gavestudent grievances as the reason. Dr.Bennett said he refused to elaborate.

When contacted by a reporter,Dr. Weir, the present Vice-PresidentAcademic, would not comment onwhy she wasn't rehired. He said theuniversity had not issued a public

statement on the issue.Last week a committee ofenquiry

from the Canadian Association ofUniversity Teachers (CAUT) heardDr. Bennett's position as well asWLU's as presented by Dr. Tayler,President of WLU and Dr. Weir."The committee will look into thesituation, interview people andreport on the issues and procedures.

Professor Terry Copp, Presidentof the WLU Faculty Association,said they are waiting for a reportfrom the committee. CAUT is a

national committee which meetsonce every- six or seven weeks,explained Professor Copp. The nextmeeting will be in late Novemberorearly December„but a report willnot be available until some time inJanuary.

Professor Copp would give nofurther comments because thecommittee operates withov tpublicity.

When the CAUT has compiled itsreport, they will send it to Dr.Bennett. After she peruses it, a finalreport will be submitted to theAcademic Freedom and TenureCommittee of CAUT.

If CAUT believes Dr. Bennett'sgrievance is justified,.; they willcensure the university publicly.Professors would be advised againstworking at WLU.

Dr. Tayler said there was goodreason why they didn't issue asecond contract. He said the situ-ation is not negotiable.

During her term as a professor atWLU, Dr. Bennett said .she wasgiven oral reassurance that thecontract was only a formality. Shesaid she was told by Dr. Tayler, thenthe Vice-President: Academic, thatshe would get a hearing on acandidacy appointment at the end ofher term. Dr. Tayler stated that hetold her she wouldbe considered fora second contract after her first oneexpired. If a second contract wasissued, then a tenure hearing wouldtake place.

A candidacy appointment is a newform of contract which leads directlyto a tenure hearing. "Some areunder the old form, and some are

under the new one", stated Dr.Tayler. Dr. Bennett was still underthe old system. She would have hadto have been given a second contractbefore further negotiations tookplace.

At the hearing held at the end ofher term, the committee recom-mended her to keep going on withthe candidacy. Dr. Turner, Dean oftheFaculty ofSocial Work, rejectedthe advice of the committee.

Dr. Bennett said Dr. Weir feelsthere shouldn't even have been ahearing.

Dr. Melichercik. acting Dean ofthe Faculty of Social Work, was onsabbatical at the time. He said theissue was essentially handled by Dr.Turner, who is now Vice-President:Academic at Laurentian University.

Win your case

by Mary SehlAre you having those annoying

landlord problems? Or perhaps youhad a little too much to drink lastweekend and ended up with a littlemore than a speeding ticket. Well, ifyou are wondering what your nextstep should be, try the Legal AidOffice in the Student Union Build-ing. It's right off of the studentlounge and has a spanking new signon the door to help,you find it.

The Legal Aid Office is openMonday through Friday from 10:00to 4:00. A telephone recordingservice is available for calls afterhours.

Tim Johnson, Director of LegalAid, urges WLU students to turn tothis service for the advice andinformation they need when thingsget a little rough. Johnson is astudent, and the entire staff of theLegal Aid Office are studentvolunteers who want to help otherstudents get a fair chance in thesometimes complex world of law.Johnson gives the ten volunteers,currently working in the office a run-down of general office procedures,and then sends them on their way,letting them learn how to deal withsituations as they meet them. Theservice is always free and confident-ial.

Johnson says the two main ob-jectives of the service are to advisethe student and to show him or herthe best direction to pursue in orderto resolve the problem. He says theywill "help the student find out theramifications of the problem" andgive him or her an idea of thecomplexity the case may involve.

According to Johnson, about50% of the cases involve landlord-tenant problems, and the majority oftherest involve violations under the

Highway and Traffic Act or possess-ion charges. He claims over 250cases were handled last year.Manyof the problems can be solved inSmall Claims Court which Johnsonsays usually does not require a law-yer. In such cases the staff memberscan give the student an idea of thelegal procedures they face if theydecide to take their case to court.

Although the staff cannot tellstudents whether or not they have acase, they can help them to followthe correct procedure. The LegalAid Office has a local lawyer on staff

.for consulting purposes as well ascontacts with a number ofgovernmental agencies.

Staff members do not go to courtwith their clients, but they willfollow through until the client hasconcluded his case. They are alsoable to show studentswhere they cango in the community to receive fundsfor legal assistance, and will helpthem fill out the necessary forms.

Johnson claims one of the majorproblems the staff faces is in findingwhether or not the client's case hasbeen resolved. They usually receivelittle feedback, and as far as he canremember have never been thankedby a student for their services. This,along with the fact that staffmembers are not paid, is one of thedrawbacks for the student Workers..

Legal Aid is totally funded byWLUSU and therefore is 'not re-sponsible to WLU. Costs includefees for the lawyer on staff, moneyfor Johnson, who receives anhonorarium, and office expendi-tures.

As the interview drew to a close, atriumphant student arrived to thankJohnson and Legal Aid lor theirhelp. He had won his case.

PICBYCARL

FRIESEN

Tim Johnson, Director, wants tosee students get a fair chance.

WLUSU BoardSUB proposals, honoraria

by Mark WigmoreThe WLUSU board meeting

Sunday night was dominated bydiscussion concerning the new floorof the Student Union Building, andfurther discussion on the topic wasdeemed necessary as the proposal onuse of the floor was sent back to thebuilding committee for furtherstudy

First at the meeting, Director ofStudent Activities, Cathy Riversreported on Orientation,Oktoberfest and Homecomingwhich she said were all "a success".She stated that the actual losses onthe events would be and were a lotless than budgeted. Rivers alsomentioned that she would be goingto the Honorarium committee with'suggestions on adjustments to thehonorariums within the Board ofStudent Activities.

Mike Sutherland then gave thereport of the President in which hepresented the GermanClub budget,and the report from the President'sCouncil.

After some initial discussion,concerning the adequacy of themembership fees being chargedmembers, the GermanClub budgetof $136 was accepted.

In the report from the President'sCouncil, Sutherland assured theboard that the traditions of hood

and degree at convocation wouldbecontinued. There had been somediscussion at the Council aboutcharging the recipients for the hoodand degree. The Student Unionrepresentatives at the Council feltthat this would cheapen theconvocation and insisted thetradition of hood and degree becontinued.

Sutherland also told the boardthat he once again assured thatadministration that the StudentUnion would use the whole of thenew second floor of the building. Healso sail he brought to the Councilstudent complaints concerning thehigh prices at Western for theLaurier-Western game earlier in theyear. Sutherland also explained tothe board the situation surroundingWLUSU employees' status withinWLU's employee union. He saidthat WLUSU would probably haveto give up theright to hire and fire itsemployees if it wanted its staffto beable to join the WLU associationand to receive the jobsecurity of theassociation.

Sutherland mentioned that planswere under way for seating in (heconcourse for approximately 45.

The centre of discussion for thenight was the Report of theTreasurer, John Bazilli, who, as thechairman of the building committee.

presented the Student Survey andthe proposals of the committee tothe board. After what best could bedescribed as heated discussions,arguments and near fightsconcerning the adequacy of thereport and various other things, theboard decided to send the proposalback to the committee for furtherstudy, empowering them to lookinto space allocation on both the oldfloor and the new floor.

The board then proceeded to givethe committee some ideas aboutwhat needed to be re-examined. JeffBlakely made a motion that thecommittee look into the financing/feasibility and possible outsidefunding (such as Wintario) for anelevator in the Student UnionBuilding for the handicapped.Several board members suggestedthat the committee look into theneed for washrooms on the newfloor if a licensed facility is built.

Suggestions were also madeconcerning moving some of theoffices afound WLUSU -Central.Suggestions concerning SmallClubs. Legal Aid and other topicsabounded until it was decided that-the committee had. a satisfactoryframework from which to operate.

After a quick discussion aboutarrangements for Max Webster andthe next OMB meeting, the meetingwas adjourned.

Licenced facility—a favorite with respondents

by Mark Wigmore

The student survey conducted byWLUSU's building committee hasbeen completed.

The survey done two weeks agowas intended to get student inputinto the use of the new floor of theStudent Union Building before thedecision wasmade by the board. Thebuilding committee, charged withconducting the survey, set up a tablein the concourse on two successivedays and attempted to get studentsto fill out the questionnaire.

As a result of their efforts, 350students gave enough of their time tofill out the short survey. Of thosestudents, 182 wanted a night-timelicensed facility, 173 wanted a day-

time commuter lounge and 154wanted a cheque-cashing service.

The night-time licensed facilitywould be part of the' commuterlounge and would be sectioned offat night for special events. Thecommuter lounge would be similarto the University of WaterlooCampus Centre and would be filledwith soft-chairs and couches. Thecheque-cashing service would allowstudents to cash small cheques oncampus.

The next highest number was thatof the Chinese Student Associationwhich asked for a Chinese StudentClubhouse and Library. Along with14 suggestions on the survey, the

Association submitted a petitionwith 114 names on it to bring the

total to 128.Following the Chinese Students

Association was the suggestion ofaBox Office for ticket sales with 96,more student employment with 77,enlarged games room with 64,Information Booth with 55, SmallClubs Offices with 50, retail outletswith 34, Radio Laurier 17. PostOffice with 15, Student Publications6, 24 hour lounge with 2. and anelevator and a Lost and Found with1 apiece.

The results of these surveys havebeen used and are being used by thebuilding committee arid theWLUSU board in making thedecision on the use of the new floor.The final decision on the use shouldbe made within the next month.

Three more Cordsbefore Christmas!

CUA:to your benefit

by Karen AinslieThe Commission of University

Affairs is an advisory body withinWLUSU which deals with politicalaffairs, unlike its counterpart theOperations Management Boardwhich deals with business matters.

The Commission consists of sixmembers who meet periodically toset policy, and is chaired by TomSturrup.

Sturrup was appointed lastFebruary for a one-year term by acommittee consisting of WLUSUPresident, Mike Sutherland, lastyear's Commissioner, anda memberof the Board of Directors. Sturrupthen appointed a staffofsevenotherstudents responsible forcarrying outpolicies set by the commission.

There are really xtwo mainfunctions that the Commissionserves. The first is to maintain a day-to-day watch on the activities andmeetings of all the committees thatmeet regularly. These includecommittees like the Senate, andBoard of Governors. TheCommission tries to ensure that arepresentative attends each meeting,and where this is not possible theCommission obtains the minutes ofthe meeting. The other function,directly related to the first, is for the

major decisions. He decides what isa major issue and in liaison with hisstaff determines whataction is to betaken on the issue. He is alsoresponsible for keeping in touchwith other universities,and the OFS.Sturrup is also anelected memberoftwo other committees, the Senateand the Selection Committee of theDean's Advisory Council.

Sturrup's assistant, Debbie,Michie, is the Research Co-ordinator and she is responsible inliaison with three assistants toensure that all of the studentpositions of the committees areoccupied. She also chairs the Inter-Residence Council and the AdvisoryCommission to respond to import-ant issues thatarise in meetings and,if necessary act upon them.

The Commissioner is in fact theofficial voice of the studentand actson behalf of the student body. Inorder to obtain student opinionsthey schedule open forums forstudents to express views, runsurveys, and write letters to theCord.

Once the Commission has deter-mined the official stance of thestudent body, they can meet as acommittee to decide how to best putforth the student viewpoint and act

on the students' behalf.The Commission also maintains a

fairly extensive Central ResourceLibrary containing all the minutes ofcommittee meetings and studentgovernment meetings. It contains, aswell, a few periodicals produced byvarious groups like the OntarioFederation of Students (OFS), theNational Union of Students (NUS)and other politically-orientedstudent groups and studentgovernments.

As Commissioner of this organi-zation, Sturrup is responsible forappointing his staff, chairing meet-ings of the Commission, and making

Council on Off-Campus Housing.Basically she helps Sturrup intackling all important issues byconducting research. As BusinessManager of the department she alsomakes sure the Commission doesnot exceed their budget.

Michie has three Researchassistants working with her in theseareas. John Honsberger is theSenate Research Assistant. His mainjob is to attend all meetings of theSenate and as many other committeemeetings as possible and to reportback on these meetings to theCommission. Renee Guttmann isthe Ancilliary Enterprise ResearchAssistant. She deals with organi-zations not directly related toacademic services like parking, foodservices, the Bookstore andresidences. She also tries to ensurethat student members are sittingon each committee. Christine Derksis the InformationCo-ordinatorandshekeeps records and minutes of theBoard of Governors and othercommittees and also is responsiblefor distributing information to the

students.Frank Erschen is the Manual

Program Co-ordinator and heworks in the Central ResourceLibrary maintaining and updatingall the manuals used by the WLUSUBoard of Directors, Board ofGovernorsand the student membersof the Senate.

Laura Hamilton is the Librarianof the Central Resource Library andher main jobsare filing and updatinginformation, and making itavailable to students.

The Legal Aid department, whichoperates autonomously with theCommission, is directed by TimJohnson who is assisted by avolunteer staff of twelve students.This department provides free legaldirection for students in order tohelp them determine if they have alegitimate case. The department alsoretains a lawyer for consultation.

In short, Sturrup says the job ofthe Commission is to "adequatelyrepresent the students in what wefeel is their best interest."

PICBY

PETERBERNOTAS'

Your Student Union Building is no longer on stilts. Both foundation floors are now in, ana

insulation will soon be installed.

Sex on campus:all talk no action

NEWARK, N.J. (ZNS) — It maybeall talk and no action when it comesto sex on college campuses.-"

A study of622 students at RutgersUniversity in New Jersey has foundthat although students are talkingabout sex, few seem to be doinganything about it.

The survey by Rutgers counsellorPat Murphy found that 56 per centof the men and 50 per cent of thewomen questioned said they were

not currently having a sexualrelationship with anyone, and onlyeight per cent of the menand five percent of the women said they had hadintercourse with more than oneperson.

The study also found that of themen who claimed to be sexuallyexperienced, 30 per cent said theyhad had sex less than 1-1 times in theproceeding year. Of the sexuallyexperienced women surveyed,29 percent said they had sex less than 11times in the preceeding year.

Remember

Since Remembrance Day falls on a Sunday, this year, a servicewill be held by the flagpole on University Avenue, just outsidethe Torque Room, on Friday, November 9 at 11 a.m. Thisceremony takes place every year at WLU and includes a tributegiven by Dean Nichols, the Dean of Students, the lowering ofhe flag, placing of the wreath, a prayer and the playing of theLast Post. The ceremony only takes a few minutes so pleasetake time to remember.

The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8,19792

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Turret...telling it like it isby CarlFriesen

The Turret is due for some morechanges. Mike ("Bones") Belanger,Lounge Supervisor, says that fewerlive bands will be scheduled in thefuture, being replaced by more DJ'splaying recorded music.

A few big name bands will bescheduled instead of the smallerbands formerly in the Turret mostThursday nights.

Bones says thatpart of the reasonfor thechange is thefact thatLaurieris less of a suitcase university thisyear, with more students around onthe weekends. This means that thereare more students in the Turret onFriday and Saturday nights, and notas many show up for the live bandson Thursday.

The nights when a band was thereused to be a complete sellout. Bonessays, but they found, last year andthis, that a band night often losestoomuch money.

Bones adds that good cheapbands are getting hard to find. TheCILR and other DJ's, on the otherhand, play guaranteed danceablemusic and admission on these nightsis free. He feels that many studentscome up to the Turret to meetpeople, and the music on the DJnights is not too loud to talk.

The Turret Presents . . .Live bands were scheduled this

year until the week of Oktoberfest.Bones says thatafter this date, manystudents see their workload ofstudies piling up dangerously andtheir finances getting rather low.Because of this, fewer feel they canafford the time or money to see a liveband.

The Turret is run as a service tothe students, he says, but it can'tafford to lose too much money.

A more important reason for thechange is that people's ideas onentertainment are changing. Bonessays. More people, such as extensionstudents, would prefer to come upjust for a drink or two after theirevening class, but do not like havingto pay a cover charge.

Most of the bands scheduled havecost between $700 and$1500, Bonessays, and there is a total of about$150 extra overhead which payssuch expenses as the electrician andthe students hired as roadies tocarryequipment up the stairs. He addsthat the profits from the bar usuallyare enough to pay the Turret staff.Times change ...

Physical, changes are coming aswell. Bqnes says that there are plansto introduce more of a club-likeatmosphere; these plans includebetter chairs, more large low tables,and about 20 hanging plants withmaybe a few larger ones near theentrance.

Plans for changes such as thesewill have to go through the LoungePolicy Committee first.

Steve Bell, who is Lounge PolicyChairperson, says thatthese changeshave not yet been officiallyconsidered by the Committee, andare by no means definite yet.

Plans are more definite thatCILR's speakers will bepermanently mounted from theceiling. There is also the possibilitythat they will be getting their ownbooth to store their equipment in.

The jukebox formerly in theTurret kept breaking down, Bonessays, and so it has been removed/Headds there was often conflictbetween those who wanted to listento the jukebox and those whowanted to watch the big screen TV.

Bones says that there are plans to

have long reel-to-reel tapes ofsoftermusic playing in the afternoonwhich will not disturb those whowant todoschoolwork intheTurret.Rules . . .

One thing won't be changing andthat's the rules of the house. Bonessays that the rule against allowingminors in is very strictly enforced.

ID cards must be shown, and allnon-WLU students must be signedin by a student from Laurier.

Bones and John Baal, who isChief of Security, both say thatmany WLU students don't realizethat if they sign somebody in theyare responsible . for her or hisbehavior.

Baal describes one'case ofa WLUgirl who signed in several studentsfrom UW who later that eveningbroke several lamps on campus. Asit happened, the men in questionpaid for the damage, but if they hadnot, the WLU student would havehad to pay the $800 bill.Perfidious foreigners ...

Baal and.Bones both agree thatUW students coming to the Turretcan be a problem. Bones points butthat UW students in the Turret areoff their own campus- and don'treally care if they are barred fromthe Turret as much as Laurierstudents would.

Baal adds that there is often a bitof animosity between students fromdifferent campuses, especially afterfootball games.

Regarding the $ 1 cover charge fornon-WLU,students on the DJ nightsis based on the philosophy that theTurret is intended as a service to the

Laurier students and so they shouldnot have to stand around outsidewaiting to get in.It's not a Speakeasy . . .

"The liquor inspector just lovesthis place" says Bones. Strict rulesare enforced especially regardingfights; those who are involved' areoften barred and maybe expelledfrom school. These rules helpprovide a good atmosphere in theTurret. As Bones says, "you don'thave to worry about gettingpunched in the nose".i Jim Gilliand, who is the LiquorControl Board Inspectorresponsible for the Turret, says "Ithink they do an excellent jobthere", and the "excellentmanagement there" is partlyresponsible.

Gilliand's job involves doing spotchecks for minors, over-intoxication, and observance of fireregulations.

He adds that he sits in onexecutive meetings withTurret staffoccasionally and discusses theregulations, especially with newstaff.Jobs for Students . . .

Part of the Turret's service-to-students policy involves hiringstudents part-time. Bones says thatthere are about 25 hired for the bar,about six for student security, aboutseven roadies who carry equipmentup to the Turret, and about five whobring the drinks up the stairs..

Bones says that contrary topopular beliefthese jobsare open toanyone who is a full-time student atLaurier. There is a usual yearly

turnover of eight or nine, he says,but most students whostart workingfor the Turret continue while theyare at WLU.Money Matters . . .

Bones says that the Turret oftenoperates at a loss financially,especially when it is open during theafternoons and during the summer.Late nights . . .

Steve Bell says that the LoungePolicy Committee has no definiteplans to expand the Turret hours,but Bones sees this as inevitable. Hesays that it's possible the room willstart serving liquor at 2 p.m. onFridays.

Except for the present Friday Ia.m. closing, there are no plans tohave the room open later than 12.

Even the one night the Turret isopen lateY does cause problems.

John Baal says his security force isalready stretched rather thin and the1 a.m. closing means that there hasto be at least one officer on dutyuntil around 3 a.m. Since theuniversity would not consent tohiring more staff. Baal says that heand his force have to put in a.lot ofovertime. He adds it is getting hardto find people who are willing towork late on Saturday nights, andfeels that students should get moreinvolved in regulating pub patrons.

He does say that the Turret staffcooperates well with Security.

Cathy Rivers, Director ofStudentActivities, says "I think thatSecurity does an excellent job andshould be commended."

She feels that the Turret is a goodservice for the students.

RL keeps trying

CILR is in the process of havingtheir incorporation approved. Oncethey are incorporated, they canassure that only Canadians are onthe Board of Directors of the radiostation, in compliance with theregu-lations of the.CRTC.

At the present, Kris Ulmanis,Station Manager of Radio Laurierhas taken their proposed by-laws tothe planning committee for theirapproval. There appear to be a fewproblems to be ironed out beforeapproval is given, and the fact thatMcMaster's radio station folded lastweek may have some effect.WLUSU also has to approve theirincorporation and thereby statetheir existence, before the offices ofCILR can be rearranged as per therecommendations of the buildingcommittee.

The Board of Directors for CILRhas been tentatively set as apresident, one disc jockey on arotating basis, one executive andtwo members of the student body,subject to approval by WLUSU. Thecorporation would be set up in asimilar manner to that of StudentPublications in which a separateBoard of Directors determinespolicy, and presents a budget toWLUSU who provides funding.

Once CILR is incorporated, aprocedure which usually takes aboutthree weeks, they will have toreapply to the CRTC to beconsidered for a position on cable.Since the CRTC does not havehearings in December or January, itwill probably be April before ahearing is set and next Septemberbefore they are on cable.

PICBYCARL

FRIESEN

Ulmanis, Station Manager, hopes to see incorporation soon.

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THECORDWEEKLY

Editor Karen KehnNews Editor Susan RoweSports Editor Joe VeitEntertainment Editor .. . Beatrice McMillanProduction Manager Scott FaganPhoto Manager Carl FriesenPhoto Technician Peter BernotasAd Manager Bruce CunninghamPhone 884-2990, 884-2991

The Cord Weekly ispublishedbyStudent PublicationsiofWilfrid Laurier University. Editorial opinions are inde-pendent of the University, WLUSUand Student Publica-tions. The Cordreserves the right to edit all articteandletters submitted to it. The Cord is a member of theCanadian University Press cooperative.

commentFollowing one's dreams is not easy. Especially if those dreams

include getting a job.The economic problems in Canada have forced us to realize that

when we have received our honours degrees, we will not be handed ajob on a silver platter. It just doesn't happen that way. The road toemployment is a confusing one. But road maps are available for thosewho want them. Placement and Career Services can tell how, when,and where to get a job.

The people in PCS will soon point out the importance of the firstimpression made by someone looking for a job. For most of us ourfirst communication with possible employers is a letter. The wordingand style must tell them that you're the bright, energetic person theyare looking for to add new life to their business. And yet you must becareful not to be trite or not to lose the business-like tone. Beingbusiness-like and personal is not easy. But PCS will give you somehints to achieve this aura.

When you send a letter, you should include a detailed resume. Nowmight be too late to find out that having experience related to the jobyou're interested in is most valuable. Ifyou've worked at one place fora long period of time it shows you're dedicated. The format of thisdocument is important because it can highlight your assets.

Next comes one of the most important phone calls you may havemade—especially if the company is the place you've been dreamingofworking at. It's up to you to keep that quiver out of your voice but,again, don't be afraid to ask someone at PCS how you shouldask andrespond to questions.

Then the interview. After all the lack ofinterest and rudeness you'vemet, you will be surprised if you even get to this stage. And this is it.This is the time they will really decide if they want you. Just to scareyou a little more—PCS says the employer will decide if he doesn'twant you in the first 30 seconds. First impressions can close a lot ofdoors.

How do you conduct yourself to put your best foot forward? In theinformation centre in PCS you can find many booklets with essentialpointers which will appear trivial at first glance. But if they give apossible employer interest in you, aren't they worth it?

For instance, it is still preferable that a woman wear a dress orskirt.I guess this implies that the woman is not ashamedofherfemininity. (Ihope it doesn't mean that employers want women to know theirplace.) Don't walk into the office with yourouter coat on. Polish yourshoes. Don't chew gum. And try not to sweat. .. 'i

It's not any easy jobgettinga job.But rememberWLU can help youleave this school as much as* they helped you stay.

*■ * *By the responses to the survey on uses of the new floor in the

Student Union Building, one can come to the conclusion that placesfor rest and relaxation are foremost in students' minds. I agree. TheTorque Room and the Reserve Room don't meet some of ourneeds.One is too noisy and the other is too quiet. Both rooms are usuallyvisited for the shortest time possible. To have a room in which wecould talk civilly or do homework in a comfortable chair would begreat.

Don't forget the Student Union Building exists for more thanrecreation. Student government and student run operations likeRadio Laurier and Student Publications need space to function in,too.

Ofcourse I have an inside view ofStudent Publications, but I'm notjust being biased when I say we need more space. When we got ourtypesetting equipment we expanded our production. Thus we needmore room for storage ofchemicals andfilm (ovlx computer isactuallya camera in disguise), more room for filing page-size negatives andads, and more room for pasting up.

The new floor will fill a lot of student needs.

* * *Recommendation for Mercy. The words drip with irony. Even after

twenty years.One questions the justice of a court system which ignores facts just

because time has past since the crime.Bill Trent's book Who Killed Lynne Harper? reveals a lot of

disturbing ideas or facts. There seems to be a lot ofquestions about theSteven Truscott case that were never answered. Such as, why did theykeep the boy in prison seven hours before telling his father they wereretaining him as a murder suspect? Why do some people in Clintonthink Truscott's still innocent?

The Monday after Trent's article appeared in the CanadianMagazine there was a letterwrittento theKitchener-Waterloo Recordwhich adds more mystery to the case. The writer was a Kitchenerminister who was concerned about Lynne Harper'sfamily being hurtby bringing up the case again. He said he had already destroyed hisfiles on the matter. One wonders why he would "destroy" hisinformation.

The Kitchener minister said Bill Trent should be charged withcontempt of court if his accusations are incorrect. What I want toknow is, what will the court be charged with if Truscott is innocent?

Instead of a recommendation for mercy, how about aI recommendation for justice?

Karen KehnV Editor

PISTOLS AT DAWN

lettersSunday'sokay

Over the past week Mr. Bart Begloand the Lutheran -StudentMovement have seen fit to "makemountains out of molehills"concerning the recent Bus 111 examconducted last Sunday night.

Now we hear that this minority isattempting to ensure that Sundayexams will never again be written.This action is clearly the ultimate inarrogance, to blindly assume thatallstudents in this university holdvalues that are the same as theirs. IfSun. night is the onlyviable time(aswas the case) in which to conduct anexam why not?

As Dr. Tayler pointed out in lastweek's Cord, students ofother faithshave written exams on theirSabbaths for years. Why not theLutherans? And if there are someviolent objections there is thealternative of writing a deferredexam. Don't let a vocal minoritydetermine what should andshouldn't be for the majority.

Jim Oosterbaun

Noisyignorance

There has been a great deal ofdiscussion over the literacy of highschool graduates. However this isnot the only area in which under-graduates appear to have adeficiency. Their ability to different-iate the purposes ofvarious areas on

campus is painfully lacking. Not toknow that the libraryand most part-icularily the reserve room is forSILENT study and not social inter-course, represents one of theirgrossest confusions.

I personally have reached my levelof tolerance for these noisygossipers. I am begining a campaignto eliminate this kind of ignoranceso that better informed and moreconsiderate students may begin touse the library in a proper fashion.

V. Hartling

ThanksWhere would we be without our

steady volunteer helpers? Probably alot crazier than we are now. Thisweek we were aided by our regulartypists, Deb Stalker and KateHarley.

Now I would like to thank someofour silent partners.'For a couple ofmonths now some of the mostimportant work has been done byour typesetters. Brenda Armstrongis learning the trade orsometime-artof typesetting.

Our resident pro deservesrecognition. Irene Neufeld hashelped us over many obstacles suchas pasting up one-line corrections,cleaning dirty chemicals out of thedeveloper, and interpretinguncertain typed stories.

Another person who has not beenrecognized for his weeklycontribution to the Cord is lanMcKelvie, WLU Student Publica-tions president. Every Wednesdaynight lan waits for the printers tocome and pick up the precious paste-up sheets. (They represent 20 hourswork.) Sometimes the printer is acouple of hours late, whichregrettably cuts into our president'ssocial time. Sometimes he's late

because a deer has charged him innorthern Ontario during one of thedeliveries.

Of course Deb Slatterie wasaround to help us produce this issue.

NoParking

As of today's dateallfaculty, staffand students are prohibited fromparking in the St. Michael's ChurchParking Lot No. 6 between the hoursof 6:00 p.m. and 9:00 a.m. With theincreasing activities now takingplace at the Church in the evenings,the spaces are required for theparishoners. Those who parkillegally will be towed away and ifthere are persistent violators, wewillbe refused permission to park thereat any time.

The management of the Churchhave been more than fair with usover the years and I wouldnot like tosee our parking privileges jeopard-ized in any way, therefore your co-operation in this matter will beappreciated, > W. E. Robinson

Director of PhysicalPlant and Planning

SoundsgoodTo all avid movie goers: The

sound system in Room IEI has beenfixed and the sound quality for allfuture Tuesday night movies shouldbe quite satisfactory. Apologies forany inconvenience at past films.

See you at the movies.John Macßae, Movie Coordinator

Chris Rushforth. Projectionist

The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8,19794

opinionListen to the worldFootball and photographers

by CarlFriesenSo the Varsity football season is

over at Laurier for another year. It'sstrange that from absolutely hatingthe sport in my first year, I now amactually starting to get interested.

Part of this comes from being aphotographer down on the sidelinesand somewhat closer to the actionthan most of the people watching.It's quite something to be runningup and down the line, tripping overcheerleaders, photographers, TVcrew and players in search of TheCover Pic. Being close to the actionsometimes means getting trampledwhen the play is forced out ofbounds, but it's also an excellentway of getting insights into the sportitself and all that goes with it.

Particularly interesting was thefirst Western gameand thereactionsof the losing Western team."C'mon — it you guys! There's twoteams out there!!!". And there wasthe Coach exhorting his minions:"Who's the best team?" "We are!""Who is?" "We are!!" "Who is?""We are!!!!"

Occasionally the Defence andOffence of a losing team will alsoexhort each other not so nicely.Generally, however, a real teamspirit prevails: "Go Deef!" "C'monOaf!" "Get the ball back for us

Defence!!"In the case of a winning team,

feelings run high but there arealways those shouting warningsagainst the danger of getting toococksure and careless. A good spiritis there, but under it is the constanttension that a good point spread canbe lost very easily.

Laurier is generally a good teamto shoot because they usually winand so there are opportunities to getgood pictures of both Offence andDefence. One problem is thatwishbone—it's hard for the oppos-ing'defence to find the ball and it'smurder on the photographers. I canbe following a player on the otherside of the field, who I think has theball and suddenly find I'm about tobe the middle of the play.

Compared with hockey, there'ssurprisingly little loss of temperamong the In fact, often adefensive player will help up off theground an opposing ball carrier hehad moments before been intent ondestroying.

I generally enjoy being a photo-grapher. Still there have been thosetimes on the field in the cold andrain: I'm getting soaked and so is mycamera and I wonder why I'm doingthis.

But there are often quite a few

people there on the line takingpictures just because they enjoydoing it.

Often the pros are there too—withtheir Haselblads and 1000 mmlenses, or maybe three Nikons.'Generally provided with motordrive, these people go through filmin truly astonishing quantities.

There are lots of littlekids on thelineas well-f'many of them hope toplay college and pro ball.too some-day. They're down there practisingpunts and blocking just like the bigboys'out on the field.

Sometimes the TV crews show upwith their massive pieces ofequipment. They ofcourse don't likestill photographers like myselfblocking their cameras, and we.don't like them behaving as thoughthey were the only form of mediathere. So it has to be a case of liveand let live. ; ■I've enjoyed getting to know theGolden Girls. They work very hardat what th.'y do, and have to put upwith a lot. It can get very cold downthere, and there are occasionalcomments from the stands...

It's been an interesting season.I've learned a lot about football andalso human nature. But I'd stillrather shoot football than play it.

Grunting: anthro breakthroughby Seppo Nurvo

There has been much fascinatinginformation coming out of Africarecently from anthropologistsstudying the habits ofgorillas. Just afew months ago it was found outthat gorillas could grunt thirteendifferent ways.

This statistic really struck homefor researchers at Wilfrid LaurierUniversity who decided to find outjust how many ways human beingsgrunt. These tests were conducted inthree different locations but undernormal conditions. The threelocations were the final footballgame of the season for Laurier(which produced only one type ofgrunt), the second place being theHallowe'en disco dance and also atone of the Oktoberfest pubs.

The result of this survey showedthat human beings had a repertoireoften different types of grunts. Thisinformation opened up entirely newpossibilities, like if it was possiblethat the mental capacities ofa gorillawere in fact greater than thatof man.

We were tipped off on the reallyimportant question of thedevelopment of gorillas from aninnocent looking article from Time

magazine. It stated that gorillafighting was going on in Rhodesia.To our surprise we found out thatsome of these gorillas were evenusing guns. But how could this havehappened? The answer was simple.These gorillas must have observedthat the men who were studyingthem ate bananas and so decidedthat father than eating all thebananas, they would instead sellthem to these anthropologists. Thishas been confirmed by the new tradefigures just released by the Canadiangovernment which showed an eightyper cent increase in bananaimportation from Africa. Themoney from the banana sales mustthen have been used for buying guns.

We,were then faced with trying toanswer the question of why it wasthat the gorillas were only shootingat whites. Well, the answer was sosimple that at first it completelyslipped by us. These gorillas havevery poor eye sight. They areobviously fighting for gorilla rightsbut they only shoot the whitesbecause the negroes are the samecolour as they are and thereby thinkthat the negroes are fellow gorillasotherwise they would shoot them,

too.Anyway, to get to the point

because of the extremely rapiddevelopment of the gorillas in thesepast couple of months (who wouldever have believed it) we feel that amajor evolutionary breakthrough isabout to happen.

Finally, the missing link may befound.; Others have agreed that thisis quite possible and so we arepetitioning the government for twomillion dollars so that research maybegin.

Already the World Council ofChurches which stands behind ushave donated ten million dollars forthe study of the gorilla movement inRhodesia. We must stand togetheron this issue in order to get support.The evolution of mankind coulddepend upon the choices we maketoday.

As one anthropologist put it, sincethe gorillas have indeed progressedfrom the using ofbrute force to thatof the mechanical simplicity ofmodern technology there is notelling just how much a better placethis world will be.

It's now serious and interestingby Mark Wigmore

A few weeks ago, I wrote acommentary entitled, "It's JustInteresting" in which I described theWLUSU board meetings and thepersonalities and interactions of theboard members. At that timeI said itwas interesting to watch theconflicting and complimentarypersonalities and opinions on theboard.

It was my opinion then that somedifference of opinion was good forthe board in that the differenceswould promote full discussion anddebate by the board. Now however,some of those differences are nowfull-fledged conflicts and they arenot just interesting but threateningto the operation of the board.

Two members of the board,Randy Elliott—the chairman of the

board and Mike Sutherland—WLUSU president, have seen fit touse the board as a platform forpersonal warfare. The actual issuesof the board are fast becomingsimply a means of attack.

This situation would be badenough if this verbal knife-throwingwas just between two directors, onthe board, but these knives are beingthrown by the chairman of theboard, the person who chairs anddirects the board during its meetingsand the president ofWLUSU who isthe primary representative of theboard and the students and whoeffectively chairs and directs theeveryday operations of WLUSU.The situation is not only harmfulbutpotentially destructive.

It is not my place to say who isright orwrong or to take sides in the

conflict because they are both wrongin using the board for such pettypersonal rivalries, rivalries whichcan, whenbrought intothe meeting,seriously impede the progress andco-operation on the board.

The other board members andmyselfwatch thissituationchange inthe last weeks and months from amatterof differences to a conflict, toa battle. Hopefully a truce will becalled in the battle and the board willbecome a place of personaldifferences rather than personalwars. It has to if the board is to runsmoothly and effectively.

Let's hope in coming weeksrelative peace is restored at theboard meetings so that thedifferences on the board becomeinteresting and helpful rather thanserious and hurtful.

Question of the Weekby Jackie Cook

Kate Harley2nd year Honours French andHonours Political ScienceSurely the administration can workwith the other six days of theweektoarrive at a suitable exam timetable.Even students need a day of rest, andSunday should be that day.

Glenn HardmanIst year Honours BusinessIt ruins the weekend. There are toomany other things to do onweeke, ds. It's the same as writingany other day really. It didn't affectme for any religious reasons.

Andy NeroIst year Artsand Maureen GrantIst year Honours BusinessAndy thought that Sunday shouldbe kept as a day of rest and he

And me...If this is the exception, rather thanthe rule, then there doesn't seem tobe much to say. But as a precedent,well, and not just for religiousreason, I don't think Sunday exams.

The Cord extends apologies tothose people who were interviewedfor this question and do not appearin this column. We experienced

What about Sunday Exams?

Al RoccaIst year Honours BusinessI had a graduation Saturday night,so I didn't like having an exam thenext day. I didn't have too muchtime to study. I wanted to write itMonday but I guess I was too late inasking to write it Monday. I wouldwrite on Sunday, it doesn't matterfor religious reasons, though ifsomebody is really religious thereshould be another day when theycan write it.

Pat PlummerIst rear Honours BusinessIt's a bad idea for religious reasons,and because people need to have aday off. or day of rest. One day inwhich you don't have to doanything. I wouldn't do it again if I'dhave known that I could havewritten it on Monday.

wouldn't write on a Sunday if hedidn't have to. Maureen said that itdidn't bother her and she woulddo itagain if she had to. Neither of themthink it should happen again. Theywere told that it would only benecessary this once.

as a regular occurrance would be agood idea.

We all needa day that we know wecan plan, not one that will beplanned for us. A day to rest, relax,catch up, go home, whatever.

But, a day for us.some difficulties with pictures. Sorryfor the disappointment and thankyou for your cooperation.

The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 8, 1979 5

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ENTERTAINMENTAt WLU:Electronically generated humanity by the CEE

by Ted Judge

Last Saturday evening, theCanadian Electronic Ensemble, afour man synthesizer band based outof Toronto, performed five originalcompositions to a very enthusiasticaudience in the Wilfrid LaurierTheatre Auditorium.

The concert which lasted

approximately two hours andreceived an appreciative encore, re-affirmed the compositional talentwhich the band members bothindividually as well as in collabor-ation, have been known for in thepast.

Performing in accompaniment tothe C.E.E. was Carolyn Arnason ofWLU on piano and Billie Bridgmanof Toronto singing soprano.

The group which contains DavidGrimes, David Jaeger, Larry Lakeand JamesMontgomery (all playingsynthesizers through the eveningwith the exception of David Jaegerwho played piano on the first pieceand then returned to electronicinstruments for the remainder of theconcert) has gone throughsignificant musjcal changes in thepast couple of years.

Once characterized as composingaround form, colour, and textureleaving much room for improvisa-tion, their compositions havebecome more precise using notationto a much greater degree as we|l asfalling back to more traditionalcolour formations. This is dueprobably to the introduction of thepolyphonic keyboard synthesizersto the band's assortment ofinstruments. Although these, newinstruments have caused a more

traditional base, they have alsoopened up their music to a muchmore rapid change of sound textureand overall forms. Their music,which extends the vast plane ofhaunting meditive voices to theheavy industrial ear-sizzling elec-tronics to the verysoft and colourfulspaceage sounds, to a very easyenvironmental, earthy sound, pullsmost of its influences fromcontemporary classical andelectronic music. There are alsoinfluences of modern Jazzand a hintof Rock.

The performance on Saturdaynight heard this great array ofcompositional imagery through veryaccomplished synthesizer playingsupported by the exquisite fingersboth on and in the piano ofCarolynArnasan and the very moving voiceof Billie Bridgman.

The sound was very goodthroughout the night althoughslightbreak-ups occurred sparsely. It wasgenerally very rich at the bottomendwhile clean and transparent up in thehigher frequencies.

The concert overall was verygoodand very stimulating showing muchhumanity in the area of electronic-ally generated music, which is quiterare today.

PICBY

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Max Webster:Here for a celebration

by Neal CutcherThere is going to be a huge party

at the Turret on November 22. Theof ceremonies will be that

great Canadian band: Max Webster.Yes that is correct. Max will appearfor one night only at theTurret. Thisis going to be "The Event" of 1979.

The tickets go on sale soon sokeep your eyes open on postersannouncing the time and place forticket sales. Tickets are $6.00 forWLU students while others will pay$7.50. Tickets should sell in no timeat all so get yours soon.

Max Webster has been around the

Ontario scene for a good-number ofyears. They are now in the bigleagues and rarely do dates in asmaller type pub such as the,"Turret".

Max Webster is hot just oneperson but is composed of fourpeople: Kirn Mitchell on guitar andlead vocals, Dave Myles on bass andvocals, Gary McCracken on drumsand vocals, and Terry Watkinson onkeyboards and vocals. MaxWebster's "eccentric poet inresidence" is Pye Dubois who isresponsible for all the band's lyrics.

Max Webster has four studioalbums to date. The first three

albums, "Max Webster", "HighClass in Borrowed Shoes", and"Mutiny Up my Sleeve" have allgone gold (500,000 units). Max'slatest studio LP "A MillionVacations" has gone platinum. MaxWebster has justput out a live album"Live Magnetic Air" releasedOctober 22. The album wasrecorded in Southern Ontarioincluding K-W's ownLyric Theatre.

Max Webster plays a high energyloud rock and roll. Their live showissupposed to be just incredible withlots of movements and zaniness.This party is going to be higher thanthe Eiffel Tower.

J.J. Cale at U of WOn November 10 J.J. Cale will be

at the Humanities Theatre in a U ofW concert.

J.J, Cale is an enigmaticcharacter, a performer whoselifestyle, interests and music seem tobe born out ofanother time. He hasconstantly shunned publicity, grantsfew interviews and any time devotedto talking about himself is short-lived. He has as far as anyone knows

just never been too concerned withthe traditional trappings ofrock androll stardom. His newest album forShelter Records is titled "5." Thealbum contains 12 tracks, ten ofwhich were written by Cale.Included are "Boilin' Pot," "Don'tCry Sister," "Fate of a Fool," and"Sensitive Kind." The music tellsyou as much about Cale as he'dprobably like anyone to-know. The

music is honest, took a great deal oftime and recorded under the casualconditions that suits Cale's lifestyle.The result is classic J.J. Cale.

The two concert performancebegins at 7 and 10 p.m. and the priceis $7.50 and $8.50. Tickets areavailable at Record, on Wheels,Sams, and For wells. Theperformance is put on by theFederation of Students.

Segariniis coming to pubby Neal Cutcher

The last Thursday pub beforeclasses get out (December 6) willfeature the groupSegarini. Segariniis a pop-rock band who have beenfeatured in a joint CHUM-FM-CITY-TV Simulcast just this lastweekend. Segarini is something of acult band in Toronto.

But what is a Segarini? Segarini isthe name of the leader of the group.The band members are MarkBronson, percussion, Phil Angers,bass, and Drew Winters, keyboards.The lead singer, guitarist and

vocalist is Bob Segarini.Bob Segarini has been in the

music since 1964. He has learned alot in those fifteen years. He /hasbeen with a lot of bands but did notreally have the artistic control hewanted until he signed witkToronto's Bomb Records in 1978.

In October 1978, Segarinireleased their first L.P. entitled"Gotta Have Pop", to rave reviews.The album is greatly influenced'bymid-period Beatles (Rubber Soul,Revolver) pop-rock and the BeachBoys. There were two fairlysuccessful singles taken from the

album: "When the Lights are Out"and "Don't BelieVe a Word I Say".The albumsold quite a good numberof copies.

Segarini's next album is comingout on November 15. Bob Segariniagain produced the L.P. The albumis~ entitled, "Goodbye L.A." Thealbum is again by Bomb Recordsand will be distributed by CBS.

It will be great to see a top notchband at ourTurret.Segarini's gonna"Pop 'till ya drop". I will certainlybe there December 6 along withmany others.

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The King and I Performanceby Maureen Killen

Ordinarily in an amateur theatreproduction, especially in a musical,there are usually one or two actorswhose voices do not carry farenough or who should be shot forbeing allowed to sing (to put themout of their misery).

This was not the case for theKitchener-Waterloo MusicalProduction (K-W.M.P.) "The Kingand I". All of the actors had strongclear voices, both for their lines andfor their songs. The one voice whichstood out from the rest was NancyHiebert's. She played Tuptim, apresent from the King of Berma tothe King of Siam. Hiebert has wontwo gold medals and one silvermedal for her singing.

Scott Walker, who played theKing, was fantastic. Yul Brynner,who has been playing this role fortwenty-seven years would have beenproud of him. Walker is aprofessional actor and» played hisrole of the pompous yet kindruler tothe utmost.

Karen Taylor who played Annahad a beautiful singing voice, but herspeaking voice tended to whine atcertain moments, thus ruining herperformance.

The highlight of the play had to bethe "Small House of UncleThomas" ballet. The choreographywas fantastic and not one personwas out of step. The costumes fcjrthis ballet as well as for-the wholeplay, were elaborate and elegantlymade for the production withsequins, silk and satin. There wereauthentic Asian masks and head-dresses and also some authenticAsian dances.

The cast received a standingovation—they really deserved it—and came back forfourcurtain calls.. Nest year the K-W.M.P: will puton Annie and I for one am lookingforward to it. I've been going to X-W.M.P. plays for four years nowand I have not been disappointedyet. This year's production was noexception. PIC

BYCARL

FRIESENA scenic view of The King and I with orchestra in front

...to be...to be...Thursday, November 8• Music at Noon—free—Veronika

Peter: violin with Barrie Cabena:organ, in a program of contem-porary German work in theSeminary Chapel

• Canadian film "Double Expos-ure" on Margaret Laurence—$ 1.00 at the UW Arts CentreBoxOffice and the KW SymphonyOffice, 56 King St. N. Waterloo

• Turret: Grant Murray appearing

Friday, November 9

• 11:00 am: Remembrance DayCeremony at WLU—flagpole onUniversity Aye.

Saturday, November 10• KW Music Society Dinner Con-

cert—phone 886-1673—dinnerat7, concert at 8:30

• J.J. Cale in concert 7 and 10pm$7.50 Fed of Students and $8.50others—UW Arts Centre

Sunday, November 11• Eric Andersen Band—B pm.

Humanities Theatre U of W• REMEMBRANCE DaY

Monday, November 12• 12:30-1:30 recital on "Probing

Young Brecht"—Theatre of theArts, U of W—free

• Final day to sign up for thesnooker championship games—in the games room

• CBC stereo: T.S. Eliot's "TheCocktail Party"—9:o4 pm

Tuesday, November 13• Revenge of the Pink Panther in

IEI at-7 and 9:45• Shoot The Piano Player film—

7 pm. Kitchener Public Library

Wednesday, November 14• WLU Liberal Club meeting—at

4:30—look for posters for loca-tion

• Warwick Cooper (former youthpastor: Forward Baptist ChurchToronto) will speak on "Know-ing God's Will". Social WorkLounge 4:45-6:00 pm. Sponsoredby Laurier Christian Fellowship

Thursday, November 22• Max Webster in the Turret

Thursday, December 6• Segarini in the Turret

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A new crowd pleaser in the games room

Tommy can you hear me?Ay Sea McMillan

Tommy can you hear me? Thisquestion kept surfacing throughoutthe evening in IEI Tuesday night.The audience could hear clearlyfrom the improved soundequipment in the room even ifTommy could not.

The movie: a Rock Opera"Tommy" started out with a goodplot. A pilot has a bad crashlanding and his wife thinks he'sdead. This allows her to hustle offwith a lover almost immediately.But, no sooner does the entwinedcouple begin to enjoy themselveswhen good old "hubby" shows upon the scene. The only thing left todo was to kill hubby. . . which isdone but not very discretely andyoung Tommy is a witness. Themovie does not however, develop in-to a crime drama but goes on toshow the psychological problemsTommy goes through in life as aresult of the trauma.

What about the boy? Well ... hebecomes a zombie ofsorts, and thushis mother (Ann-Margret) has noworry that he will tell anyone whathad transpired. From here Tommy(Roger Daltrey) grows older.Remarkably his mother does not.His mother leaves him with baby-sitter after babysitter starting withcousin Kevin who thinks, "Theresalot I can do with afreak." and has afettish for chains and fire hoses.Mind you nothing changesTommy's state.

"I'm guaranteed to tear your soulapart." are the words The AcidQueen Tina Turner sings as sheguides the listless boy on a trip. Thispart of the show stuck in my mindvisually as Tommy got plugged intoa machine that looked like amumiffied blood transfuser. Turnerhas a convincing role. (No progressin Tom's state.)

Meanwhile Tommy dethrones thepinball wizard (Elton John) in alethargic pinball match. That deafdumband blindkidsure plays a meanpinball. Everyone idolizes Tommyregardless of his situation. Then asTommy's mother grovels at his feettrying to get a response the mirror isbroken which had tranced the lad ...and then . . . revelation plus asTommy goes around yelling, "I'm asenation!"

The movie was wierd, the musicwas great, some shots wereneat, andthe plot was wishy-washy. The plotdid not carry through. No one gotjust retribution.

The Who were stunning,performing in front of a MarilynMonroe picture (someone they idol-ize). They kept the tempo of the filmup.

Daltrey looked like an angel—almost a god—which becameevident as the film ended with himsaying, "/ am the light!" Aside fromthat he was a convincing actor for amusician in an acting role.

This movie has strong commentson society. We are witness to peoplemaking money off ofeverythingand

anything they can get their littlegrubbies on. Psychologists wouldhave a lot to say about the effects ofthe certain dramatic incidents whichoccur in Tommy.

You could sit down with a drinkand popcorn from the newstand,another attempt to bring a realtheatre atmosphere to the people.

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Graphic Art ofKarel Appel

by Bea McMillanThe above print is an illustration

of Karel Appel's works which ispresently on display at the Main ArtGallery in Kitchener-Waterloo thismonth,month. This piece is only oneamong

many like it from the Art GalleryofHamilton permanent Collection.

This is lithography, a form ofGraphic art. A lithograph is a printmade from a prepared stone orplate. (Some of you may rememberdoing a facsimile of lithography

using a plastic plexiglass sheet andetching into it with a fine pointedimpliment in highschool.)

Once an artist has an idea, thehardest part is putting it intopractice. The final product, the pieceof art, is the outcome of manylaborious hours which the viewermay not appreciate. I can empathizewith Appel considering the timeelement in the( production phase.This stage is half the battle. The endproduct is the fulfillment of'the idea.

Appel's works include print-making and this Dutch born artist isoften called a muralist. Primary andbasic colours are distinct features ofhis work together creating a vividstrong composition; strong in thesense that it leaves an impression onthe viewer.

Wandering around the displayyou can notice a progression by theartist. What begins as scribbles gen-erates into forms of abstraction

which are open for interpretation.Some pieces looked three dimens-ional like "Femme" done in 1960.But most of the artist's works lookedflat with no shading. The "CrownedHead" done in 1975 was a sample ofthis solid bright style ofart. Near theend of the display more experiment-ation in lithography could be seen."Head With Moustache" was oneexample where a silver lining in thebackground added depth to theoverall composition.

By opening your mind up youcould appreciate any art...mind yousome of it may not be appealing toyou but you are sure to understand ita little more. It was too bad that theartist himself was not there at theKitchener Art Gallery to explainmore.

Downstairs in the Cycle Gallerythere are all kinds ofpieces ofart forrent, and a sale is in progress. Theyeven have a bargain table.

The gallery itself will be movinginto The Centre in the Square whenit opens (the corner ofQueenSt. andEllen St) next September. A modelof the new square adorns a tabledownstairs in the gallery.. It isplanned to host a studio, a theatre,and of course the Art Gallery toserve the region.

) Right now the Centreis still minusa roofaccording to oneof the gallerydirectors Irv Nichols. Once theyhave relocated the gallery there willbe more room for displays of notonly flat works, but threedimensional art as well.

One main event which is comingup at the Cycle Gallery is the artistPreston Scott Schiedel who will bepresent on November 18. Hisphotographs will be featuring"Dignity, Emotion and Film."Doors open from 2-4.

PICBYCARL

FRIESEN"Happy Child" 1977: Graphic Art by Appel

The ideal rodby Yellow Fish

A revolutionary new fishing rodand reel was distributed todaythroughout the various sportinggoods stores. The new outfit isalmost guaranteed to catch a bigone. The secret is a portable devicewhich is attached to your hook. Justput it on this little gem and dropyour line in and in no time at all

you'll feel a nibble.How does this amazing little

invention work? It's simple. Thedevice that you put on your hook isactually a small sign which says."Hey little fishy, come here and eatthis juicy little worm. It's reallygood." Although the rod has notbeen tested and proven it doesn'treally matter because the guy whodeveloped it is a millionaireanyway.

Pink Panther rides againYou are in fora treat... ifyou are

a Pink Panther fan. Yes siree! PeterSellers returns in Revenge of thePink Panther a United ArtistsCorporation production. This pieceof hilarity will be the feature at nextTuesday's movie in IEI, TuesdayNovember the 13. It may not be yourunlucky day but for the inspector'sformer superior it is strictly alldownhill. It is amazing what somepeople will resort to, trying to givejustice (and just retribution) wheredue.

Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseauis at it again hot on the trail of acriminal. Sellers getscaught in somevery strange situations which heattempts to wheezle out of withstunning ineptness.

This movie is but one chapter inthe continuing saga of the PinkPanther. Show begins at 7 and 9:45for a cost of $1.00 for WLU studentsand $1.75 for others. If you cannotmake it to the early show due toclasses the second showing is foryou.

This movie is a little moreeccentric than past Seller movies,which adds richness to the show. It isnot just a regurgitation, of oldmaterial, but on the contrary is adifferent approach.

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A Briefby Jacki Cook

Monday night the women ofEulerraided B-2 Little House. The planwas to lure the gents into theirlounge to invite them to a party.With the boys all bundled, all snugin their lounge while visions of beerbottles danced all around, the girlscrept up the stairs and into theirrooms, makingoffwith threebags ofloot. So successful was theraid thatthe victims didn't know they hadbeen hit until 20 minutes later.

But sometime between 11:15 pm,after the undies had been strung upin the cafeteria, and 6:30 amTuesday when the cafeteria ladiesshowed up for work, the jockeyshorts disappeared again.

It's a good thing for the boys ofB-2 that they don't have to wearunderwear to a King Tut party.

by Movin IllusionPositive philosophy for the day—although the Arabs produce thelargest supply of gas, America is thebiggest manufacturer of pork'nbeans.

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*■** Sure, everybody calls me "Disco Garrison", and I'm so gjwJ proud. I can even out disco"Disco Roy" andhe's real good. §|I-can disco to any song anytime, anywhere. I challenge (5sanyone out there to try and beat me at my own game. Come ft.

Jjr on you wimps at Highpoint Palace, try me. I dare you, Idouble dare you. I'm so great. I'm so good. Oh who cares 2•O anyway. So! —Greg 'foot in mouth' Garrison "Disc6Fantasia". m _.

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P.S. re: Disco Fantasia. It's really not my briefcase. It's myr> mom's, Miss Lee. JJjj■*aai Laverne & Shirley: You've now got the backgammon boardqx and ketchup, but we're still waiting for our package of

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high notesThe Stratford Festival needs two things: more money and StageOne.In a recent speech, Robin Phillips, the Director of the Festival

addressed the first point saying in his opening line that the StratfordFestival faces another punishing deficit in the region of $250,000.

Everyone wants more money these days ... but in this case I thinkthe need is fully justified.The Festival must be taken more seriously byall. It is a significant operation. It is not only a cultural basis for thecommunity but it is a financial one as well. There is no question in mymind that the Festival has brought in more people and profits intoStratford's city businesses including hotels, motels, shops, real estate,and all the other financial advantages which tourism brings into anarea. What does the Festival get from this? What is their return?

The money specifically, is needed in theformofgovernment grants.It would be used to meet expenses and would not go directly intoanyone's pockets. Costume prices are one such expense. Stage sets areanother. Phillips pointed out that the budget for the Shakespeareanproduction on stage remains the same today as seven years ago. It isvery hard to work within these restrictive guidelines. What aboutinflation? How can the Festival cope in these financial times?

Here is a parallel way of looking at the situationregarding reducedgovernment spending. The government is making enquiries into theworkings of the National Art Centre, which is public knowledge.Can't they look into the Stratford Festival funding? The festival has aworld wide influence too. The festival spends as littleas possible, a lotof the finances are recycled, and salaries could be looked over(needingrevamping). In not so many words government funding is required.

On the second point: Stage One is a new innovativeidea. Since theFestival is imbedded into Stratford (or vice versa) thenencouragement along these lines can be productive. Stage One is aproposed added feature to the festival entourage. It is suggested thatStratford needs a place where theatrical classes and lessons could bepracticed for students interested in pursuing thejr amateur actingcareer to become more professional. Stratford seems to be the idealplace for this being a centre whereactorsand actresses could help. Theconvenience of a stage such as this located near to the other FestivalStages (Third Stage, The Avon Theatre and the ShakespeareanFestival Stage) is realized in this idea.

Both these arguments support an added funding need. With thisyear being very successful with Peter-Ustinov in "King Lear", andwith his expected return next year along with Maggie Smith (who isalso expected to come back from twoyearsago) thetalent in Stratfordalone, merits the need for the Festival to get a quantitative return ontheir qualitative investments of the past.

Bea McMillan

Dear dear Millyby Movin Illusion

Dear Mildred... For the last twomonths I have been living with myboy friend Brutusand things are justterrible. I have been going withBrutus for two months and one daybut things have not worked out likewe dreamed. We live on welfareanddrink beer all day. Every night hegets drunk aand around sunset heruptures my face with his fist. Hethen leaves the house and jumps inbed with any girl in sight. Sinceshacking up with Brutus my life hasonly been filled with tears and beerfarts. I have kicked him out. Whatshould I do.

they Call me easy

Dear Easy... I think youshould letBrutus come back and try to patchthings up. It sounds like you twohave something very unique andspecial. Don't give up. Don't letlittle things like drunkeness, un-employment and the constanthammering of knuckles on yourscarred face bother you. I feel thatthe only way you will be happy is tobecome Reunited. "Now it feels sogood. Reunited. Cause weunderstood. There's one perfectthing and sugar this one is it, we bothare so excited since we reunited Yea,Yea."

One final word of advice. Doeverything you can to get Brutusback. Don't get depressed andcommit suicide. Isn't it worth livingso that one day he may beat you todeath.

Dear Milly... My husband hasbeen a wonderful marriage partnerand father for the past twenty-four

years. We are extremely happy. Myhusband works hard, is a greatprovider and he hates sex. Hurrah.

But this past week something dis-turbed me. On Monday he camehome from work an hour late andwhen I made inquiries I discoveredthat he had stopped at the hotel andhad two beers. I am very upset withhim and I also fear for his health.

CONFUSED IN MINNESOTA

Dear Confused... Shoot him inthe head four times.

Dear Mildred... I am a marriedwoman who doesn't have a job,therefore I have little spendingmoney. My husband makes only amenial wageand hesays that I spendwhat little money we have stupidlyand uselessly. Every time I tell himwhat I bought he becomes outraged.Last week he was really mad justbecause I had new radial tires put onour fridge. He doesn't seem to real-ize that I sometimes have to movethe fridge to clean behind it. Theweek before he was super disturbedbecause I had a padded vinyl roofput on the fridge. I thought the vinylmatched the tires perfectly. I havesince contemplated on getting asunroof but now I don't think I'll getone. I'll just wait until we buy a newfridge and I can get one with a sun-roof already in it.

Also, I weigh 400 lbs. and my onlyexercise is breathing. What should Ibuy that is very economical, usefuland good for physical exercise.

FAT AND STUPID

Dear Fatso... I suggest that youpurchase an electric can opener.What an investment. You save threeseconds when opening a can ascompared to a conventional canopener. That's three seconds youcould have used constructively tobreath, blink or stand still. Also,think of the exercise. You have toput the plug in, place the can in thecorrect position, and then pushdown on the handle. If you're notexhausted after that routine thenyou're probably not 400 pounds.The electric can opener also has theadded advantage of holding the topof the can on a magnet. Thereforeyou can pluck it off and go over itwith your tongue so you won't missa morsel. This proves two things.The first is you are really cheap andthe second is that your tongueprobably looks like Eddie Shackskated on it.

PoetryPlea

by Bea McMillanAnyone out there who wishes to

submit poetry, short stories orprose, please feel free to do so. Wewould like to run a poetry column ofstudent work. If you are interested(don't be shy) you can drop yourarticles into my mailbox in the CordOffice in the Student Publicationsarea. The box is The EntertainmentEditor. Please include your nameand phone number so 1 can get backto you.

Kampus Kitchenby Pat Earl

Well, here we go metric. If you think you've got problems, howabout me, I have to write this column in metric AND try them out aswell.This is my first attempt at cooking metricand ifanyone out therehas any advice or a neat recipe, I'd sure be glad tohear about it. 1 guessthe first thing I should begin with is the oven, since a good part of therecipes we do are done in the oven. Below is a chart for baking metric:

NOTE: When baking in overproof glassware (Pyrex for instance)reduce over temperature by 10°Cor 20°F.

Another problem area that I can see is the dimensions of thetypes of pans we use in the oven:

For those of you who don't already know, here is the volume andmass chart:

LITRE (L) MiIIiLITRE(mL), 1000 mL = 1 LKiIoGRAM (kg) GRAM (g) 1000 g = I kgmiIIiGRAM (mg) 1000 mg =1 g

SO!! Nowyou're ready to cook ....The first thing to remember is thatyou will definitely need a set ofmetric cooking utensils formeasuring the ingredients. Not allrecipes can be converted for thefollowing reasons; some dry metricmeasures now on the market do notconform to Canadian governmentmetric standards and could causecooking problems. For instance, drymeasures for l cup, '/: cup and 1/3cup with metric measurementsstamped on the side or odd-numbered metric equivalentsprinted on the handle should be

"avoided. One cup is slightly smallerthan 250mL. If you used l cupinstead of 250mL in a new metricrecipe in which the amount of flouris crucial, the end result won't be asgood as it should be. Properlydeveloped metric recipes will call fordry ingredients in the easier-to-measure amount of 250mL, insteadof the exact equivalent of l cup.237mL. When buying any metricmeasures, it's a good ideato look forthe Metric Commission's stylizedmetric symbol on the product toguarantee that calibrations areaccurate.

If you like coleslaw and want totry something different, this one's awinner. It makes about 16 servingsand will keep in the fridge up to 8days, and will taste better each daytoo:

Ingredients:1 large cabbage, shredded1 large onion, finely shredded4 carrots, shredded125 mL white vinegar125 mL brown sugar125 mL salad oil5 ml. suit5 mL dry mustard

METHODCombine cabbage, onion andcarrots in a large bowl. Mix vinegar,brown sugar, oil, salt and mustard ina saucepanand heat to boiling point.Cool. Pour over cabbage mixture.Let stand, stirring occasionally, for 8hours. Store in refrigerator incovered plastic or glass container.

Well, I'll give you a chance to getyour utensils together and next weekI'll drop a couple of good ones onyou.

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Take time to listenby Bea McMillan

Jazz is all improvisation, a violasounds lower than a violin, and anorchestra has possibilities. Thesethree/things are only a fraction ofwhat one can learnon a Friday after-noon.

At approximately 2:30 eachFriday you can follow your eardrums down to theTheatre Auditor-ium on campusand take in themusicradiating from within.

Out of three different Fridayscame three very different andcomplimentary performances.

The first of these Fridays was aSpecial Day of Jazz with GrahamCollier who has been said to be a"jazz composer of the future". Hehas made several records,"Midnight Blue" being one. He has

written books as well. ie. "InsideJazz" is a guide for laymen.

At this event Collier's emphasiswas on the composition of jazz andhow you can compose. He pointedout that anyone who plays aninstrument (does the spoons count?)can take a simple pattern of notesand improvise with it to end up witha beautiful piece of art, his music.

"The outside constant beat andoverall composition are subordinateto the cause of the piece," Colliersaid. He added that the individualstatement a musician makes insideof a piece is the vital element tosuccess. The audience listened to asample of Jazz pieces which werecomplete with saxophone, whichillustrated some techniques ofimprovisation. (It was great music to

doodle to—you get swirls andpeaks—a real piece ofart.) Imagina-tion can be a benefit.

For someone who has never reallysat down and listened to jazzbefore,the event was impressive.

The second Friday was quite achange from the first as the audienceprepared themselves for the StudentRecital to follow. This wasvariety intwo other ways as well. Each studentfrom WLU in the performance wentsolo on stage, and each piece playedor sung was varied from the onebefore. WLU has some greatpotential from these "soon to beprofessionals" (keeping the fingerscrossed). Mozart and Mendelssohnare musicians/composers popularff/Ojrh the 1700's and 1800's whichwere featured, by both pianists andvocalists at the recital. This wasgood practice for the big times.

The third Friday was anexposition of WLU's full pieceOrchestra. Debussy's Prelude al'apre-midi dun faune andBeethoven's Symphony No. 7 in Amajor, opus 92 were featured. Therewas a large crowd on hand fromboth the student body hereand fromthe community at large.

These Friday afternoon eventswere mildly surprising and pleasingto all whether you have trained oruntrained ears (like mine). But youknow...the recitals are free and opento the public. So if you feel down onFriday afternoons because you haveto stay here for the weekend, you canjoin the crowd and encourage ourown WLU students on through theirmoment on stage.

As the old motto goes, "it pays tolisten", or better yet "take time tolisten".

PICBY

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CBC NotesLOWE'S GETTING HIGH!!!...

Nick Lowe's Labour ofLust albumhas reached gold status in thiscountry and is spiralling towardplatinum . . . Nick is perhaps bestknown for his production workwithELVIS COSTELLo (whose thirdalbum, Armed Forces, is well overplatinum) and prior to that hisinvolvement with a band known asBrinsley Schwartz ... Lan Gomm, amember of that same band, also hasa record released in Canada on theEpic label (as you are all aware)called Gomm With The Wind ... Lannow has two confirmed perform-ances: November 18 at Vancouver'sUniversity of British Columbia andDecember 1 at Toronto's ElMocambo . . .

Three more albums reached goldstatus this month: The Main EventSoundtrack, Patrick Hernandez'Born To Be Alive and Chicogo's 13.Platinum status was reached withBob Dylan's Slow Train Coming,Charlie Daniels Band's Million MileReflections as well as Mr. Costello'scurrent LP . . . Wings' Back To TheEgg reached double platinum statusand Chicago's ninthalbum reachedtriple platinum . . .

BRUCE COCKBURN is havingtremendous success with his tenthalubm Dancing In the Dragon's Jaws... ifyou'd like tosee Bruce inactionwatch CBC's network special withABBA on November 11 or his CBCsuperspecial on November 18 .

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SPORTSGolden Hawks Season Ends!

by Joe VeitThe Golden Hawks went down to

defeat this past weekend at thehands of a very good football cluband as a result have brought to anend their 1979 season. To label thispast few months anything but atremendous success would serve as agrave injustice towards our gloriousHawks. They, had an outstandingseason ending the regular play withsix wins and one tie against no lossesand carried the number one rankingwith them most of the year. Afterdisposing of Windsor in the semi-finals they reached the finals for theremarkable and unprecedentedeighth year in a row, the fourthagainst Western.

The Hawks appeared to be well ontheir way to victory early in the first

quarter when Dom Vetro caught aLes Protopapas pass and scurriedinto the end zone only to have theball called back to the 18 yard linewhere Vetro's foot grazed thesidelines.

The Hawks plugged away andmade it into the seven yard line ofthe Mustangs however a greatdefensive rush forced Protopapas tounload the ball quickly to avoidbeing sacked and unfortunatelyright into the arms of Mustang'sDave Liske who promptly ran theball back to the Hawks 51 yard line.

It didn't take the Mustangs longto get in scoring territory as DaveMcCann caught a 40 yard pass andrambled down inside the Laurier 10yard line. At 6:23 running backRyan Potter swept around the left

end to score the Mustang's first offour touchdowns. Neither teamgenerated much offense the rest ofthe opening quarter and the scoreremained 7-0.

The second quarter, however,belonged to the Mustangs as theychalked up no less than threetouchdowns to enable them to trotto the lockerroom at half time with avery convincing 28-0 lead. TheGolden Hawks were mystified andtheir fans were stupified; who'd havebelieved it? Doing the scoring for theMustangs was Potter with his secondof the afternoon, Mike Kirkley, andGreg Marshall. Potter barrelled infrom the tenyard line at 2:46 to scorewhat proved to be the winningtouchdown. Kirkley's major was set

up as a result of a pass interferencepenalty called against the Hawkswhich gave Western the ball on theHawks 12 yard line. The final majorscore of the halfcame about on a 74yard pass to Brian Fortune whichbrought the Mustangs to the six yardline, and at 14:07 Marshall droveinto the end zone.

Though the Hawks scored 12points the second half wasn't betteroffensively, because half of thepoints were a gift from Mustangpunter Tom Arnott, who, on ■threeoccasions in punting situationsrather than punt and give the Hawksgood field position, ran into his endzone and conceded two points toboth kill off valuable seconds andallow the Mustangs to kick-off from

their own 35 yard line. Ihe Hawksonly touchdown of the gamecame at8:40 of the final stanza with-veterantight end Wes Wool catching an 1 1yard pass.

The final score ended 28-12 infavour of the Mustangs and thusallowed them to advance to theYates Cup against Queen's. TheHawks will be in a rebuilding yearnext year as they will lose the greatmajority of their first string defenseand a good part of their offense, butdon't be surprised with the fine cropof rookies coming in and theexcellent coaching staff if next yearat this time the Hawks are found inthe finals for the ninth year in a row.Great season Golden Hawks,thanks for the wonderful memories.

PICBY

BRUCEBURGOYNE\

Fullback Bernie Pickett gets set to receive hand off from Protopapas as the lineman battle it out in the trenches.

PICBY

PETERBERNOTAS

Hawks defence doing a number on Mustang running backs while Western quarterback Paul Ford (10) looks on.

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Hawks defense talking strategy, trying to figure out how to stop the Mustang attack.

golden wordsI hereby proclaim the day of Saturday November 3, 1979 void,

invalid, to be stricken from the record . . . because I wish it never tookplace.

It all began at 8:45 a.m. when I was unceremoniously startledout ofmy lazy slumber by a loud piercing ring, compliments of GrandpaBell's questionable Canadian invention. "Joe, are you still coming topick me up?" an inquisitive squeaky little voice muttered on the otherend of this black monster. "Oh my God, what time is it?," I shrieked,realizing that I had slept in, and that my little hockey team wasscheduled to be on the ice at 9:00. "I'll be right over Joey," I said to mylittlepassenger and right .winger on "Harvey's" PeeWee hockey team,adding in "my alarm musn't have gone off", while realizing that I hadjust forgotten to set it the night before. Well, we made it down to thearena in time, (thank Godfor my proximity to the giantice cube), andafter taking much more than slight harassment from the eager littlebeavers about not showing up for the "chalk talk" which I had set for8:30, and had told them all to be there on "pain of death", wepromptly proceeded to loose 2-0 as a result ofrunning into a very'hot'goal tender. So the morning did not exactly start offwitha bang, but Iconsoled myself by saying that coaches are only human, and that theyare entitled to sleeping in now and then.

I quickly forgot about my coaching failures and began to thinkabout the football game which was to begin in less than three hours. Iknew I'd be in for an exciting afternoon of football when the twoOQIFC (W) finalists, our Golden Hawks and the Western Mustangsclashed for the fourth year in a row, but what I hadn't predicted wasthe outcome ofthe game. Just like my littlehockey team running intoa 'hot' goalie, the Golden Hawks ran into a very 'hot' football team, ateam which, if they play as they did in the first halfagainst us, will beuntouchable by any Canadian College football team. You have tohand it to the Mustangs they came up with a very valiant effort andquite simply, on this given day (remember November 3) outplayed ourGolden Hawks. This is not to say that they are a better football team,but just that on this particular occasion, played better than us anddeserved to win. Every member of the Golden Hawks can certainlycarry his head high and be damn proud of the season they put forthBecause it was a very entertaining one from the fans standpoint.

Well to carry on with my story of woe, after repeatedly pinchingmyself and slapping cold water over my face to see if I really wasawake or if I had simply been in a nightmare, I decided(after modestlyassuring myself that I was indeed awake) to hop in my car and takeoffdown to theauditoriumto see ifI could catch the tail end of the hockeygame. Well I managed tosee the final five minutes in thegame betweenOur Hockey Hawks and McMaster (and snap a few pics) but it was tono avail as try as they might, the Hawks could not tie it up and thusenderj up on the short end of a 2-1 score.

Being a sucker for punishment I was not content to settle for threelosses and was promptly obliged when on returning home heard thenews that my awful Argos ended the season on a losing note, (thoughit didn't much matter) this time to Ottawa.

The final fatal blow, the excruciating punch, however, did not strike~~Tne until about 10:30 that evening when the lowly, god awful (please

pardon the expression) Maple Leafs came up pne goal shy in theirattempts to salvage a tie with the Buffalo Sabres and muster asemblance of respectability.

All in all, I ended up batting zero, a flat 0 for 5 on this painfulSaturday. So keep in mind in the years to come when you're a littleolder and wiser (not to mentionplumper and greyer) and in the midstofa cocktail party and you're hit with the trivial question of"Why wasNovember 3, 1979 taken out of the history of the world?" You'll beable to impress your friends, not to mention stun the questioner whenyou retort, "Because Joe Veit said it did not exist."

Joe VeitSports Editor

Mens V-Ball Shineat U of W Tourney

by Mike BeijbomThis last. Saturday, the Golden

Hawks mens volleyball team playedin a tournament at UW.

They showed a definiteimprovement from their lasttournament at Brock. They tied forsecond in a pool that featured York,Guelph, McMaster and Queens.- One team they tied with wasMcMaster, one of the power houseteams in Ontario. The score was 16--14,and 13-15 for the GoldenHawks.They also tied with Queen's withscores of 7-15 and 15-13. Theymissed the playoffs because of the

point difference.Their best gameof the day came in

a loosing cause against York. TheYeomen won 15-12and 15-6,but theHawks put up a very good fightagainst the best team in Ontario.

This is the best finish in aninvitational tournament by the mensteam in the past 5 years, sinceChrisCoulthard took over as coach.

The regular season starts thisFriday Nov 9, -at home againstBrock. Game time is 8 p.m. Thefirstaway game; is at Waterloo,Wednesday Nov 14. Game time isalso 8 p.m.

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Hockey Hawks Regular Season Beginsby Fred McCauley

Although the WLU GoldenHawks have not won a hockey gameall season, it looks like the team hasthe potential to become a realcontender. TheHawks lost twoclosegames to two tough teams last week,dropping a 7-5 decision to Westernand then losing 2-1 to McMaster.

The game against Western was awide open affair with a scoring spreeby both teams. The Hawks playedtheir best hockey in the first periodwhen they exploded for four goalscompared to Western's two. DanMcCafferty scored twice forLaurierwhile Dave -Northern anddefenseman Brian Crombeen addedsingles. In the second period, theHawks slowed down slightly butstillhad a 5-4 lead at the end of theperiod on a late goal by Perry Mark.In the final period, the fenaciousforechecking of the WesternMustangs appeared to overwhelmthe Hawks, resulting in Westernscoring three unanswered goals andwinning the game.

"They let us have our own way inthe first period and then we gavethem the game..." stated coachGowing of Laurier. GoaltenderTerry Thompson made several goodsaves for Laurier despite the sevengoals that eluded him. The scorecould have been much higher asLaurier was outshot 37-36.

Coach Gowing was much happierwith Laurier's performance against

McMaster on the weekend. Thegame was played much moredefensively and Laurier had theopportunities to either tie or win it.Both teams had numerous scoringchances but failed to capitalise onthem.

The McMaster team was muchlarger than Laurier and consequent-

ly the game was quite physical.Laurier was given eleven minor andone major penalties while thirteenminor penalties were handed out toMcMaster. However, the GoldenHawks refused to be pushed aroundthroughout the game and stuck itout to the end.

McMaster built up a 2-0 lead

going into the third period butLaurier put the lead to 2-1 earlywhen Ed Lynch scored for theHawks. The Hawks outshotMcMaster 30-29. Mark Healyplayed very well in goal forLaurierand it appears that if the Hawk'soffense gets it all together to

combine with their strong goal-tending . this team will be a bigthreat in their division.

The Hawks see their next action inGuelph against the Gryphons onNovember 6 and then travel toToronto on November 11 to meetRyerson.

Golden Hawk right winger Dan McCafferty winding up for a shot against Western.PICBYCARL

FRIESEN

Tamiae Hockey Actionby Steve Willert

Due to a realignment of playersamong the teams it appears that thecompetition in future games will beclose, with no one team able toblowits opponent out of the rink. Thisbecame evident in the games thisweek, where for the main part theywere fairly close.

On Wednesday night Oct. 31, inthe first game it looked as thoughBUS 8 would leave the ranks of theunvictorious. After BUS 3 had takena 4-0 lead, BUS 8 fought back withthree goals late in the second periodand had their opponents on theropes. However at the start of thethird BUS B's impotent offense wentback to sleep and BUS 3 rolled up a6-3 victory. Looking particularlygood for BUS 3 was a recent

■ acquisition, Bill Muirhead, whopaced this attack with 2 goals and 2assists. Other goal scorers for BUS 3were Flanagan and Krische with twoeach. BUS 8 goal scorers were Bietz,Ireland and Stephens.

The second game wasa very good,fast game that featured hard butclean hitting. BUS 2 and BUS 1 wereboth goingend-to-enduntil the thirdperiod when they both tired (BUS 1particularly). A goal by Scott Brownwhich broke a scoreless tie midway,through the period gave BUS 2 thegame. Both goalies should becommended on an excellent gameparticularly Rick Iverson of BUS 1who made many outstanding savesas his team collapsed around him.

The Sunday night games (Nov. 4)were complete opposites. In the firstgame BUS 4 gave the two points toBUS 8 by virtue of being unable tostay out of the penalty box. Thegame was marred by chippy play onboth sides but particularly by BUS 4.A suggestion is that if you don'tknow how to make a cleanbodycheck then perhaps youshouldn't bodycheck at all. With thevictory BUS 8 pulled out of theleague basement. Goal scorers forBUS 8 were Brown, Bailey, Bietzand Kennedy. French and Fisherreplied for BUS 4. Credit shouldalsogo to BUS 8 goalie Blake whd-playeda solid game.

The second game Sunday nightwas ... yawn ... a real sleeper. Itwasabout as exciting as washinglaundry. But to both teams' credit itwas extremely clean, as no penaltieswere called (in fact I can't rememberany checks being thrown). BUS 2scored six straight timesafter givingup an early goal and cruised to a 6-1victory overBUS 6. BUS 6 which hasbeen improved through getting newplayers and has potential is sufferingfrom a severe ailment, no heart.However, I do expect them toimprove over therest of the season.BUS 2 played its typical fast gameand looked quite strong. Theyreceived goals from Krozonouskiand Brown with two, and singlesfrom Willis and Couture. Kempepotted the goal for BUS 6.

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by Joe Veit

Now that the football season hasdrawn to a close I would like to takethis opportunity to thank the foot-ball players for their co-operationthroughout the season. A specialthanks to Hawks' assistant coachRich Newbrough for graciouslygranting his time and patience to anunseasoned football writer. It wasdeeply appreciated.

Along with the passing of the

many other seasons-such as hocfceyyvolleyball and basketball. Ifyou areremotely interested in trying yourh.and atsports writing come on up tothe. Cord office and I'll see what Ican do. Specifically needed is aperson interested in following thegirls' varsity V-ball team, however,various other sports need coveringas well. Don't be worried abouthaving to cover all thegames ofyourparticular sport, if you can't make agame or simply want to goofofffor aweek, no problem, just let me knowand I'll see to it that the event iscovered. Please take note that youneed not have any aspirations ofbecoming a sports writer orreporterto Write (I. certainly do not) but

simply- can be looking for a way toget a little more invofved in theuniversity athletic community.

Speaking of- football, formerdefensive lineman Ed. "too tall"Jones of the Dallas Cowboys scoreda split decision victory over JesusMeneses of Mexico .in his firstprofessional fight. In my estimationJones can consider himself luckythat he kept his winning streakintact. Perhaps the, reason thedecision was granted in his favourwas'because nobody knew who theother fighter was, nobody couldpronounce his name, or becauseJones happens to be 6' 8" tall.

Egg on the face award goes out toSonny Werblin, owner of the NewYork Rangers, who just recentlytraded Mike McEwen, Pat Hickey,Lucien Dc Blois and a couple ofothers along with a sizeable amountof cash in exchange for Colorado'sfranchise Barry Beck."

The lowly cellar-dwellers of theNHL defeated the Rangers onlyhours after they had completed thetrade and all three of Colorado'srecent .acquisitions figuredprominently in the scoring. Oh well,Sonny with all your money you canafford to wipe the egg off your faceand buy a couple more chickens.

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In this issue ... ...-SUB discussed heatedly by theWLUSU board

-the Hawks end a well-playedseason-jazzing it up at WLU-Joe Veit has a rough weekend-profquestions administrativedecisions concerning her

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