JMU five-year plan 'ahead of schedule'

James Madison University Thursday, May 1, 1986 Vol. 63 No. 53

JMU five-year plan 'ahead of schedule'

By Martin Romjue staff writer

Progress on JMU's five-year plan is "ahead of schedule" but it needs continued support to be successful, said Dr. Russell Warren, acting president.

"Last year we had a broad blueprint of what we wanted to do and this year we took it and developed the specifics of it," said Warren, coordinator of the plan.

"The only main concern I have is not that they (faculty and students) reject it, but that it somehow fails because of apathy."

The university-wide plan is designed to improve academic standards and performance. It proposes changes and improvements in several faculty and student areas to raise academic standards, with each division supervised by a committee.

The planning committees are almost finished studying ideas for improvement, Warren said.

Warren said he is pleased with the level of funding for the plan. "We

have gotten a significant amount of funding from the state legislature for the five-year plan, and the State Council on Education is giving us an additional $370,000," he said.

Funding for the next two years is expected to reach $1.25 million.

According to Warren, certain committees have made significant progress in planning this year. Pro- gress has been made in developing a new general studies curriculum, identifying common learning objectives, expanding the scholars program, improving student challenge and revising faculty evaluations.

Also, changes are being proposed in degree requirements, admissions policies, library improvement and graduate programs. Warren said.

"Some things can be completed very quickly, but some areas, such as curriculum, will take five years to implement," Warren said. "We go from things that are very quick to things that are very time consuming."

See PLAN page 21

Work, pay are concerns

Faculty satisfaction here above national average By Tina Beaumont staff writer

Faculty members at JMU are more pleased with the teaching profession than those at other colleges and universities, but they still have serious concerns, a recent Breeze survey showed.

A two-part survey published in The Chronicle of Higher Education in October and December reported that college and university teachers are so dissatisfied with their jobs that almost 50 percent would seriously consider taking another non-academic job. About 40 percent said they might leave the profession in the next five years.

The Breeze survey, conducted in

April, found the picture a little brighter here. Eighty-seven percent of the respondents said they would not seriously consider another line of work, and 81 percent said it was "unlikely" or "highly unlikely" they would leave the profession in the next five years.

Those who said they are dissatisfied win the teaching profession listed reasons such as "too •much work, too little pay, and practically no job security."

Of about 450 full-time teaching faculty members, 124 responded to the survey, but not to all questions.

Nationally, about 40 percent said they are less enthusiastic about their

See SURVEY page 5 ►

DUIs down

The Harrlsonburg ASAP director says the number of DUI arrests is decreas- ing. 3

Dribblin' Staff photo by Ming Leong

Four-year old Carli Toliver gets in some practice while watching the JMU recreation department's Superstars competition Tues- day at Godwin Hall.

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Plan ►(Continued from page 1)

Work has been completed for the new Scholars Program, which is designed to expand the current Honors Program.

Warren said he hopes to raise $2-3 million to attract students and have 10 percent of JMU students in the program.

The program also will include greater recognition for faculty members who teach honors courses, and a special lounge for honor students.

Also, tentative plans have been developed for a new general studies curriculum.

"The most unique aspect is a course called 'Introduction to the Freshman Experience', where we are trying to give an overview of the in- tellectual development a student should expect in his or her four years," Warren said.

Also being considered is a generalized science course and a mentor program in which a student would keep the same adviser all four years.

In order to improve the registration process, Warren said the committee is working to "go to on-line registration where students can register by touch-tone telephone."

Another committee has planned a faculty summer workshop to help members identify and emphasize learning objectives common to all

courses, such as writing skills and critical thinking.

Another area the five-year plan will improve is the degree of student challenge in all classes.

A survey was administered in April to determine how academically challenged students are here. The results of the survey should be available in four weeks, Warren said.

Warren said student learning should also extend outside of the classroom, and a committee is planning to set up a program in which "a satellite connection will enable students to talk with people in other locations."

Foreign languages will play a major role in "making the B.A. and B.S. degrees more alike," he said. The Faculty Senate has recommend- ed foreign language requirements for both degrees.

"The world is becoming smaller and people are going to more and more need foreign languages," War- ren said.

The proposal still needs approval by the undergraduate studies commission and the University Council.

The Five-year plan also calls for more books and periodicals in Car- rier library.

"The book budget for this fall is up significantly over previous years," Warren said. "We are also adding three staff members in the fall, including a music librarian."

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Warren said the library committee is making plans to add a third floor to Carrier library within five to six years.

Another aim of the plan is to diversify the incoming student body.

"We do want a diversified student body, and therefore we are not going to look only at SAT scores," Warren said. "We want to emphasize attrac- ting very bright students. It will get tougher and tougher to get in here."

Warren said a steady enrollment will be maintained, not exceeding 10,000 students.

A major part of the five-year plan calls for improvements in measuring a professor's effectiveness through faculty evaluations.

"We want to get 95 percent effectiveness out of all of our teachers," Warren said. "But I'm trying to avoid a lockstep evaluation system that's applied to all departments.

"Evaluations are different for teachers in different departments. It is terribly important that faculty members see the evaluation process as fair."

The five-year plan also will improve graduate programs, Warren said.

"We made great progress in that the committee is nearing completion for identifying criteria for member- ship in the graduate faculty," he said.

"We have to Find our best programs and make sure they are ade- quately funded. That funding will have to come from eliminating our weakest programs and making them grow in terms of quality."

Other faculty proposals worked

on this year include ways to improve efficiency within individual departments and development of faculty assistance programs.

"We will be very active over the next two years in this area because we'll run a number of workshops for faculty members to help them implement the new curriculum," Warren said. s

Specific content of the workshops is still being developed, Warren said.

Warren is pleased with the current state of the program and optimistic about its future.

"A lot of individuals care about this plan outside of JMU," Warren said. "And that's not a public relations statement. It's really true."

Warren said next year some committees will still work on speciFic plans, but "in other areas like the Scholars Program we'll actually begin the implementation stage. Next year will be a combination of both."

Warren said the Five-year plan has thus far been the work of 100 faculty members and students.

"In order for it to be successful, 9,500 students and 450 faculty members will have to embrace it," Warren said.

"The bottom line is this that we have the ideas and the money, and if this plan at all fails it will be our fault."

Warren said implementing the plan may take 14-hour days for some faculty members, and students will have to work harder in more challenging classes, "but I think it's in the college's best interest in the long run."

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Alcohol — ASAP director sees decrease in drunken driving

By Alex Dapolito police reporter

Fewer people are driving under the influence of alcohol, said the director of the Rockingham- Harrisonburg Alcohol Safety Ac- tion Program.

David Mood said people are more awjrW of the consequences of drinking and driving, so they refrain from drinking before they drive.

Rood said people between the ages of 18 and 25 make up about 25 percent of the DUI arrests in Rockingham County and Har- risonburg during school months. In the summer, this age group makes up only 8 percent of the arrests.

Rood said the highest number of college-age people arrested occurs around Spring Break and the beginning of the fall semester.

Generally, for a first DUI offense, a person is fined $250 plus costs for any damages, and his license is revoked for six months. If the offender chooses to join an Alcohol Safety Action Program, his Ucense is reinstated.

There are two types of ASAP programs. One is a nine-week educational program and the other is a more expensive rehabilitation and treatment program. The judge determines which program the offender will enter if he opts to join ASAP.

Three out of four first-time offenders are problem drinkers, Rood said.

"Ninety percent of the problem is that so many of the people on the road have serious alcohol problems- These are the people you can't reach directly — most of them refuse to admit that they have a problem. Once they admit to having a problem, the ASAP program can start to work.

"The question is not whether or not you drink and drive," he said. "The question is how much do you drink and drive."

Rood said many people feel they drive better after a few drinks. However, "it's important for people to realize that the first thing alcohol impairs is your judgment," he said. "After a few drinks, you're no longer able to make a rational decision, even if you think you are."

College students are treated no differently from other offenders if charged with DUI, Rood said. If they choose the rehabilitation part of the ASAP program, they are not choosing the easy way out.

"If I had my choice between losing my license for six months or going through the ASAP program, and if I didn't care at all about myself or my health, I'd take the license suspension. It's the people who want to end their problem that choose ASAP," Rood said.

The program costs $250 plus any fines the judge may charge. There

also are charges for any additional counseling that may be needed.

Some students in the program must drop out of school tem- porarily in order to pay the cost. Rood said. "Sometimes insurance can cover the costs or the payment period can be extended.

"The bottom line is that the person knows what they're doing is good for them. They see they're on the wrong course and they want to change."

ASAP itself is not a rehabilitation program, but a criminal justice program. Its purpose is to reduce the number of fatalities and the amount of property damage caused by drunken drivers. Other agencies do the actual rehabilitation.

An on-going process of education has changed the social at- titudes of the public, he said. Beer distributors are toning down their television and radio advertisements and radio stations are broadcasting pleas for responsible drinking.

"Each year my job gets easier,"

Rood said. "I used to have to beg radio and TV people to air public service announcements. Now they call me to see if I have anything new for them."

Rood and Alan MacNutt, director of campus police, said naming DUI offenders in The Breeze has reduced the number of people driving drunk.

MacNutt said, "The policefile was started in late 1982. It went from 75 on campus arrests down to 56 in the next year. The fear of having their name published, com- bined with all the alcohol related information which is circulated, has had a definite effect."

Also, more students are watching out for fellow students in drinking and driving situations, he said.

"If a student is out and drunk in public, having a friend there who will take responsibility for him and get him home safely will often lead an officer to handle the case

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JMU wins award for promoting

alcohol awareness

JMU was given the Most Outstanding Award for its promotion of Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week by the Alcohol in Moderation Council.

Anna Grady, assistant director of residence life for the lake complex, coordinated the week of activities which was held Oct. 21-27.

"I was pleased after the week we had done it,". she said. "But I was really surprised to get the award."

Grady said the purpose of the week "was to educate students on the effects of alcohol. A lot of emphasis was on drinking and driving."

The activities included breathalyzer testing in Bell Hall, alcohol education programs, movies, bulletin board contests and speakers.

Junior Mike Dunn, who helped organize some" of the activities during the week, said, "1 was pleased. Especially with Drink-Right Night."

During Drink-Right Night, students signed their names to a list and were served five beers each. After each beer, the students tested their

blood alcohol content and recorded the results. Dunn also helped organize Beerfast, an event

to raise money for a new campus alcohol awareness group. The new group will be called Peer Education and Referral Center on Alcohol (PERCA). The participants in Beerfast obtained money from sponsors for lasting the weekend without alcohol.

Dunn said he feels the week was successful and had an impact on the people that participated. "I think the people we did get in contact with learned:"

Although similar events have been held here, this was the first time JMU held an awareness week in coordination with Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week. Of the 55 other schools who particpated, the Alcohol in Moderation Council also recognized Old Dominion University, Virginia Teth and the University of Virginia for their efforts.

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JMU placement office increases job recruiters By Amanda Benson

JMU's Career Planning and Placement office brought 44 new recruiters to campus this year to interview students, said a CP&P official Thursday.

Glenda Rooney, assistant director of CP&P, said the addition has greatby helped students find jobs. Although there is a wider variety of companies recruiting this year than last, most continue to look for employees in the areas of business, government, and industry, she said.

Placement seems to have increased this year, partly because of the growing respect for JMU students, Rooney said. "We've been identified by a number of companies as a prime resource for future employees," she said. "Students have proven to be valuable assets to their «ompanies."

In order to use CP&P services, students must submit a personal data sheet and a resume. These are kept on file for reference when job openings arise. In addition, students may attend campus workshops to learn about the recruitment process and proper preparation for an interview.

"Our purpose is to teach students how to place themselves," Rooney said. Those who use the CP&P services are "more attuned to the whole interviewing and job search process," she said. "They've been exposed to' several major companies and difficult interview questions."

Ryan Callis, a senior who was recently employed by Northwestern Mutual in Richmond, said, "You can meet recruiters face to face."

He said, "I liked going through CP&P because I'd already tried fin-

ding jobs myself without much luck."

Ann Sixeas, a computer information systems major, got a job in February after interviewing with a company she discovered through CP&P. ■ /

"The wide range of companies that came to campus were good for my major," she said. "CP&P helped me tremendously."

English majors often take advantage of CP&P services because interviews and job openings are difficult to locate. Senior Diane Zazzali said, "Being an English major is a lot harder than some other majors."

Zazzali recently applied for an admissions counseling job at JMU. "If I hadn't gone through CP&P, I wouldn't have even known about it (the counseling job)," she said.

Laurel Dozey, an early childhood education major, has had five interviews through CP&P. "They (CP&P) are very willing to answer questions — I go in there a lot and bug them," she said. "I'm grateful they're there because you get a head start looking for jobs."

Students should plan ahead for their careers, Rooney said. "Even a freshman should know what activities, interests, and work experience would help them get jobs so it's never too early to come to CP&P."

Beginning salaries offered to this year's graduates are "not a great deal better than last year," Rooney said. Salaries range from about $12,000 to $30,000, she said.

Among the new campus recruiters this year are Honeywell, A.H. Robins, Allstate Insurance, Teledyne, and Dominion Bank Shares.


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Richmond president to speak at commencement Dr. E. Bruce Heilman, president of the Universi-

ty of Richmond, will be the main speaker at JMU's graduation ceremony May 10.

Heilman also will receive an honorary doctor of humanities degree from JMU at the commencement program.

Nearly 1,600 students will receive bachelor's or master's degree from JMU at the ceremony, which begins at 10 a.m.

The outdoor program will be held on the quad in front of Wilson Hall. In case of rain, the ceremony will be held in the Convocation Center.

Following the formal program, graduates will receive individual congratulations from JMU President Ronald Carrier.

Heilman has been president of the University of Richmond since 1971 and recently announced that he will retire from that position and become chancellor of the university in September.

Heilman has taught at Belmont College, Ken- tucky Wesleyan College and Peabody College of

Vanderbilt University. He has been the chief business officer at Kentucky Wesleyan, Georgetown College and Peabody College, where he also served as vice president for administration.

He has been vice president and dean of arts and sciences at Kentucky Southern College and was president of Meredith College, where he served prior to assuming the University of Richmond presidency.

Heilman also is the former coordinator of higher education for the state of Tennessee.

A native of Kentucky, Heilman received his master's and doctoral degrees from George Peabody. He also holds honorary degrees from Wake Forest University, Kentucky Wesleyan Col- lege and Campbell University.

JMU's class of 1986 consists of about 1,570 graduates. About 1,450 will receive bachelor's degrees and 120 will receive master's degrees.

This year's class is smaller than in previous years because December graduates, who formerly par-

ticipated in the May ceremony, were given a separate ceremony this year. About 400 students graduated in December.

On May 9, graduates of the College of Nursing will take part in their traditional pinning ceremony.

Thirty-three graduating nurses will receive their pins in the program, which begins at 8 p.m. in the Phillips Center. Dr. Lois Waters, an associate professor of nursing who is retiring this year, will speak at the pinning ceremony.

The morning of graduation, a commissioning ceremony for JMU graduates in the ROTC program will be held in Latimer-Shaeffer Theatre.

Carrier will present 31 graduates with commis- sions as Army second lieutenants in the 8:30 a.m. ceremony.

The speaker for the commissioning ceremony will be Lt. Gen. Nathaniel Thompson, inspector general of the U.S. Department of the Army.


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Luau dinner attracts fewer than expected By Diane Benevides staff writer

An exotic menu and $300 worth of entertainment attracted only 999 JMU students to the Hawaiian luau dinner held in Gibbons Dining Hall last week.

"It was rather disappointing," said Rick Ar- nold, production manager of JMU food services. "We usually like to have at least four hundred students per night for special evertf dinners."

Contract dining director Hank Moody said, the meal "was nowhere near as expensive as the lobster dinner last semester," despite food imported from as far away as India.

The luau dinner was offered to contract holders at no extra cost Monday through Thursday last week.

Arnold and dietitian Michelle Garand spent more than four months preparing for the dinner. Garand, in cooperation with United Airlines,

ordered leighs, posters, and "other little touches that made the luau authentic," she said.

Arnold had food imported from all over the world to develop an authentic Hawaiian rrienu. Pineapple juice and guava nectar came from Puer- to Rico, papaya and pineapples from Hawaii, flavorings from Germany, and spices from India.

"I tried for other fruits but couldn't get them," Arnold said. "I had to make a special trip to Washington D.C. just to pick up the spices from India."

The recipes came from a Hawaiian cookbook and from other universities, Garand said. Baccoi and nappa cabbage were the special ingredients in the stir-fried cabbage served. A 15-pound suckling pig was cooked each night and it served as a center piece until the end of each night, when it was carv- ed.

Fresh orange juice and a special-recipe punch also were served, said Arnold. "For the punch, I used a recipe from Trader Vies cookbook, but I

left out the rum." Arnold said it wasn't as difficult to get the

overseas ingredients as some might think. "Everything's available in this country now. I knew the brands I wanted and I ordered them."

The entertainment provided was a Hawaiian and Tahitian dance performed by JMU dance students Karen Comerford, Gloria D'Ambrisi, Karen Gilson, Stacey Miller, and Amy Zanger.

Carmella Cotter, a JMU graduate teaching assistant, recruited the students, and taught them two 20-minute dances that they performed each night.

Three of the five dancers had previously performed the dances in the Female Folk Ensemble Concert last spring.

Although they had less than a month to prepare, "the girls did fantastic," Cotter said. "They spent about five hours rehearsing with me, and the rest they worked out on their own. They are very devoted dancers."

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careers than when they started, and more than 20 percent would not become a college professor if they had the chance to begin again.

Twenty-six percent of faculty members here said they are more enthusiastic than when they began teaching, and 19 percent are less enthusiastic. But given the chance to begin again, 65 percent definitely would become college teachers — only 6 percent definitely would not.

Robin McNallie, associate professor of English, said teachers in other areas may be affected more by low pay, because the cost of living in Harrisonburg is relatively low.

However, teachers here did ex- press concerns about their careers and the future of higher education. Problems cited most frequently were the ability to attract qualified teachers with low salaries, and in- adequate funding for teaching equipment.

Faculty members here said they put a lot of time into their job.

Almost 50 percent of teachers here said they spend 40 to 50 hours in classes, preparation and administrative duties. Forty-four percent said they spend more than 50 hours a week on work.

Salaries, in relation to faculty members' workload, were rated "fair" by 57 percent, and "poor" by 35 percent.

Nationally, 60 percent said their salaries were "fair" or "poor."

The struggle between educating students and preparing them for employment also causes problems for many JMU instructors. Many said they are bothered by the

-pressure to teach students facts rather than how to think.

Another wrote that teaching is unrewarding because advancement in, the profession depends on "scholarly activities and publication credits. Students, as a consequence, are just nuisances that have to be endured."

Breeze Poll: Faculty Satisfaction

How long have you been teaching on the college level? Less than three years 10% Three to eight years 16% Eight to 14 years 36% More than 14 years 38%

How does your enthusiasm about your job compare to when you began? More enthusiastic 26% About the same 55% Less enthusiastic 19%

If you had the chance to do it again, would you become a college professor? Definitely 65% PoMibty/don't know 29% Definitely not 6%

Are you seriously considering entering another line of work? Yes 13% No 87%

What is the chance you will leave the profession within the next five years? Very likely 6% Likely 13% Unlikely 36% Very unlikely 45%

How would you rate the opportunity for advancement in your job? Good 26% Average 44% Poor 29%

In your opirion, what effect would the abolition of tenure have on the quality of education at JMU? Positive effect 18% No effect 34% Negative effect 48%

How would you rate your salary In terms of your workload? Excellent 8% Fair 57% Poor 35%

How many hours per spend on JMU work? Less than 20 20-30 30-40 40-50 More than 50

week do you

0% 2% 7%

46% 44%

How much Influence do you have over policy in your department? A great deal 27% Some 48% Very little 25%

How much influence do you have over policy in the university? A great deal 0% Some 31% Very little 69%

How would you rate the administration at this university? Excellent 35% Fair 52% Poor 11%

For this poll 124 faculty members responded. Percentages may not add up to 100 percent because not everyone answered all the questions.

He continued, "Many, if not the majority, of students do not really want to learn.. . . Classes are to be avoided if possible. Learning is not important: the grade and the diploma are all that count.

"Even dedicated professors get tired of talking to half-full rooms of passive, vacant-faced bodies, and of listening to obviously false, half- baked excuses of why some assign- ment did not get done."

McNallie disagreed. He said students may actually be one of the reasons JMU teachers are more satisfied than teachers nationally. In larger schools, "students are very sub-par in their skills," he said.

Other teachers said dropping standards is the result of lazy teachers, not lazy students. A teacher wrote, "Students should be encouraged by creative and demanding instructors to work to their full capacity, not just fulfill the requirements of a

course. Relationship to superiors is

another determining factor in job satisfaction. Nationally, about 66 percent rated the administration "fair" or "poor."

At JMU, 11 percent rated the administration as "poor," 52 percent said it was "fair," and 35 percent rated the administration as "excellent."

One faculty member wrote, the university is run "from the top down. The senate (Faculty Senate) has no real power to implement decisions — it only advises."

Others said a good administration is the only thing that keeps them in the profession.

Nationally, 50 percent advised students against teaching college because of "the state of academe in an educational sense and the state of their careers in both personal and professional terms."

Most JMU teachers surveyed did not discourage students who want to teach, but they were not frugal with their advice.

Most said a broad background of coursework in addition to education courses would keep more options available as students enter the job market.

They also said dedication is im- perative, as it is in most, careers.

One wrote, "If you want monetary rewards . . . forget education and choose another career. But if you love teaching and the special intangible rewards that go along with the job, you'd be willing to ac- cept the low salary.

"The most important key to a successful teaching career is that you love teaching a subject that fascinates you. •

"Students get motivation and interest from motivated and excited teachers."

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Pub to open in the fall The Breeze, Thursday, May 1, 1986, page 9

By Mike Wilson assistant news editor

An on-campus pub "will be open some time next semester" in the Warren Campus. Center ballroom, said the director of student activities.

Suzanne Straub said construction plans have been made, but the pub may not be completed in time to open at the beginning of the fall semester.

Administration officials have not decided whether alcohol will be served at the pub or not, she said. . "Everybody has their own individual thoughts about it," she said. "I don't think anybody is closing the door. There's an equal chance either way."

Kathy Sayko, chairwoman of the student services committee of the Student Government Association, said if the administration decides to allow alcohol, one option would be to set aside seniors lounge where students of the legal age could drink.

"It's really up-to the administration," she said.

Sayko does not want the new pub to center around alcohol, she said. She hopes it will be "multi-purpose.

"The ultimate reason for having a pub is not make another JM's, but

to provide a central location for people to meet," Sayko said.

Potato chips, nachos and possibly sandwiches will be available at the pub, she said. All the food and drinks, whether alcoholic or nonalcoholic, will be provided by JMU food services.

Sayko said the committee considered hiring an off-campus food service to run the pub, but could not because it is against state policy for a public university to hire an off- campus service.

Sayko said when the pub opens, students will pay cash for food and drinks. Eventually, there is a possibility that students could use ID's to buy food at the pub.

She said the pub would employ mostly students, but would be run by one or two non-student managers.

Straub said the video games and pool tables currently located on the bottom floor of the campus center will be moved upstairs to the south end of the ballroom. The game room will not be a part of the pub, but there will be access between the two.

Sayko said the pub will have a wide screen TV, a dance floor and an area where bands can play.

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Final Examination Schedule, Spring, 1986 Class Meeting: Exam Given: 0800 on MWF Monday. May 5 from 1030 to 1230 0900onMWF Friday. May 9 from 1030 to 1230 1000 on MWF Tuesday. May 6 from 1030 to 1230 1100 on MWF Wednesday. May 7 from 1030 to 1230 1200 on MWF Thursday, May 8 from 1030 to 1230 1300 on MWF Friday. May 9 from 0800 to 1000 1400 on MWF Monday. May 5 from 1330 to 1530 1500 on MWF Friday. May 9 from 1330 to 1530 1600 on MWF Wednesday, May 7 from 1600 to 1800 0800 on TT Monday, May 5 from 0800 to 1000 0925 on TT Thursday. May 8 from 0800 to 1000 1050 on TT Tuesday. May 6 from 1330 to 1530 1215 on TT Wednesday, May 7 from 0800 to 1000 1340 on TT Monday, May 5 from 1600 to 1800 1505 on TT Tuesday, May 6 from 0800 to 1000 1630 on TT ,. Thursday, May 8 from 1600 to 180C Evening classes will have final examinations during the week of final examinations at the regular class meeting time

Carrier Library extends hours for exam week

Carrier Library will extend its hours during final exam week. The revised hours are as follows:

• Saturday, May 3 — 9 a.m. to midnight.

• Sunday, May 4 — noon to 2 a.m.

• Monday, May 5 to Thurs- day, May 8 — 7:50a.m. to 2 a.m.

• Friday, May 9 — 7:50 a.m. to 5 p.m.

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Dr. Betty J. Landis Elementary, Early Childhood & Special

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One student charged with DUI

By Alex Dapolito police reporter

One student was arrested and charged with driving under the influence of alcohol by campus police.

Student Robert T. Gunn, 19, of

Chester, Va. was arrested and charged with driving under the influence of alcohol about 2:50 a.m. Saturday on Bluestone Drive, police said.

Campus police also reported the following incidents:

Grand larceny • Stereo equipment valued at $355 was

reported stolen from a car parked In X-lot between April 23 and April 25, police said. An AM-FM stereo cassette recorder, speakers and tapes were reported missing. No serial numbers were available.

Petty Larceny •A Hewlett-Packard scientific

calculator valued at $90 was reported stolen from a backpack in Carrier Library April 24, police said. The serial nurpber was not available.

• A bike valued at $70 was reported stolen from a bike rack at Garber Hall between November and last week, police said. The bike was described as a six- speed, men's silver KIA brand, with flat handlebars and 26-inch wheels, serial number G198.

• A Levl's jean jacket and a ring of keys were reported stolen from the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity house between 2 a.m. and 3:30 a.m. Friday, police said. Total value of the Items was recorded at $50.

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• A wallet was reported stolen from a room in Chandler Hall between 1:40 p.m. and 1:50 p.m. April 24, police said. Total loss was recorded at $27.

•A CB antenna, valued at $25, was reported stolen from a car parked in the Wayland parking lot between Thursday and Saturday, police said.

Forgery • Student Todd A. Irion, of Mt. Holly,

N.J., was arrested and charged with forgery after a lengthy investigation by police. Irion reportedly forged a check to rent a VCR and TV monitor.

Vandalism • A-marble partition in the men's

bathroom of the Kappa Sigma fraternity house was reported smashed between 6 a.m. and 11 a.m. Sunday, police said. BB's were also reported shot through the foyer window, the recreation room door and the window of room 206. Total damage was recorded at $700.

• A student was judicially charged with breaking out a window of the power plant about 1 a.m. Friday, police said. Value of the damage was not known.

• The front window of a car was reported smashed and its door was reported damaged In the lot near the power plant between April 24 and April 25, police said. Damage was recorded at $125.

False fire alarm • Student David S. Kay of Sterling was

arrested and charged with setting off a fire alarm in Spotswood Hall about 1:20 a.m. April 23, police said. The-offense is a misdemeanor of the first degree and sub- jects the offender to a maximum of $1,000 fine or a 12-month prison sentence.

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Campus police reported the following totals for 1985-86: Driving under the Influence

Fifty-one people have been arrested and charged with driving under the influence of alcohol during the school year.

There were 55 arrests in 1984 and 56 In 1983.

Drunk In public Forty-four people have been arrested

and charged with being drunk In public during the second semester of this year. A total for the year was not available.

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announcements General

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Alpha Chi RhO — fraternity offers escort service 10 all women Monday through Thursday for 8-12 pm.

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Wednesday at 2:30 and 8 pm on cable channel 8. watch it!

University Writing Lab - offers individualized help to students working on papers or reports, studying for essay exams, writing letters or applications reviewing grammar, or preparing to take the GRE' LSAT, NTE, or GMAT. For further Information, contact Mrs. Hosklns, Room 233, Carrier Library, 8:30 • 3:30 dal-

Student Advocate Coordinator — Appiica lions now available in SGA Office & In G-7 of the WCC Applications are for the May-August & 188847 school year positions.

C.A.R.S.—A free ride home for students who have had too much to drink. Friday and Saturday nights from It p.m. to 3 a.m., call 433-CARS.

Events Catholic MaSS Schedule — Saturday: S pm, WCC, Room D. Sunday: 11 am & 5 pm, Phillips Center Ballroom.

Teachers — signups for Interviews with school systems are now In progress In the Career Planning 8 Placement Office.

May Session Mass Schedule—beginning May 11, 10:30 and 12:00 at the CCM House.

Baccalaureate Service —May 4 at 3 p.m. open to all seniors, their family, and friends Emmanuel Episcopal Church, Main Street and Cantrell. Reception will follow.

Baccalaureate Mass—Friday. May 9 at 7 p.m. Blessed Sacrament Church, Reception will follow at the CCM House.

"Master Harold and the Boys"—win open at ShenanArts and McCormick's Dinner Theater on Wednesday, May 14. The musical revue "Tintypes" will alternate performances through the end of the month. Contact Paul Hlldebrand. ShenanArts Director, for more Information.

Meetings Madison Outing Club —Meets every Wednes day In Room A at 8 pm.

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Inter-Varslty Christian Fellowship -meets every Thursday night at 7:00 pm., Moody Hall. Blackwell Auditorium.

Canterbury Association —This Episcopal group meets every Thursday at 8.00 pm. at Emmanuel Episcopal Church; and every Wednesday from 4.30-5:30 pm. for Bible study In Hoffman Hall, Room 212. All students are welcome

Campus Crusade lor Christ —win meet every Wednesday night at 7:30 on the Mezzanine In WCC. For more Infomatlon, call Melissa or Karen at «5162.

Fellowship ol Christian Athletes -meets every Sunday night at 8 pm.. Mezzanine. Room D. All present and former athletes are welcome! For more In- fo, drop a line In Campus Mall to FCA, PO Box L-2.

Baptist Student Union —meets every Thurs- day, 5:30 pm at Baptist Student Center on corner of Main St. and Cantrell Ave New Psalm Singers meet at center every Wednesday, 6:30 pm. Friday night Bible Study and Fellowship at 7:30

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judicially instead of arresting him," MacNutt said.

Kathy Higgins is the director of Campus Catholic Ministry's CARS program, which offers rides on Fri- day and Saturday nights to students who have had too much to drink.

"We get about 15 calls per night per weekend," Higgins said. "More and more people call and say, 'My friend is too drunk to drive. Can you come and get them?' Also, more people are willing to admit that they themselves have had too much to drink. That's really an important change."

Rood said programs such as CARS have contributed more than anything else. He said many local bars offer free soft drinks or coffee to any member of a group who offers to stay sober and drive. Twenty- four hour taxi services also are becoming more popular.

"Many college students say they had no choice but to drive," he said. "That's just not the case. There's always another alternative to driving drunk."

He would like to see a freshman orientation program that would point out these alternatives. Many freshmen come to college from areas where drunk driving laws are not strictly enforced. It can be a shock when they find themselves in Rock- ingham County where the policy is much stricter than in most areas, Rood said.

Most people drive drunk without even realizing it, he said. If a college- age male of 150 pounds can drink six beers in two to three hours and show little effects he has a serious problem. Rood said.

A law that wilK become effective July 1 will lower the minimum blood alcohol content for conviction from .15 to .10. In Oregon and Utah, the BAC limit is .08, and in some Euro- pean countries, it is as low as .05.

"Americans like their freedom," he said. "Ten years ago it would have been impossible to try to lower the BAC percentage. Ten years of public information has changed this attitude. It's a change for the better."


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Lost Gold Seiko watch in a small tan bag, left In Godwin women's bathroom during Greek Sing on April 11. Reward. Please call Karen 434-1396.

Lost Keys on brass "Cowboy" key ring. Also, small fighter jet tie pin. Call 566-5171 or 568-5342.

Lost Thin, gold bangle bracelet with clasp. Great sentimental value. Call Sher- ryn Meyer.

Lost Levi jean jacket, probably In Moody Hall last Monday. May have a Goldwater/Miller '64 pin on one of the pockets. If found, please call x-5501. Thank you.

Found Jean jacket Saturday night, April 12 in Godwin. Please call to identify and claim, x-4051.

Lost $50 to whoever can help in the return of my white Fender Stratocaster- Call Pete 434-2809.

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Storage Space - only 10 units left, 11x13 room for $20 a month. Call 896-2915, after 6:00, to reserve for summer storage.

Female to sublet single room in furnished Forest Hill Townhouse. May/Summer. $95 a month plus utilities (negotiable). Call Denlse. 433-6379.

. Steal Deal • one large room available for «l May/Summer sessions. Furnished

Washer and Dryer. Large back yard. 1.2 miles from campus. Call Bronwyn 433-3833.

Don't Miss It! One large bedroom available for summer. $75 plus utilities. Furnished, washer-dryer, garage, large backyard Call Bronwyn 433-3833.

Riverfront Home • share my furnished home. 20 minutes from campus (near Blue Hole). Prefer older, grad student. Starting fall. Leave name and number for Phil at 434-0268 or 568-6321.

Country Club Courts ■ Male, non-smoker, 86-87 school year. Own bedroom. $150 a month plus utilities. Call Troy 568-7255.

Sublet fully furnished apartment at Col- lege Station for May and/or Summer sessions-Dirt Cheap! Great location! Call Tina 433-3287.

Gingerbread House Two spaces available, June-August, $90 a month. Call Chris at 433-6429

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Live In College Station this summer for $85 a month. Call Lisa 433-3287.

Private Summer Rooms for rent in large, fully furnished home. One block away. $100. Every Amenity! Must see! 433-0306.

Rent room in beautiful, fully furnished home. Available August 15-one year. $145 a month. Call for details! 433-0306 Must see!

University Place - room for two non- smoking females. Brand new. Fully furnished. AC, W-D. Close to campus. $160 a month plus utilities each person. Call Glna at X4273.

3 Br Townhouse, 1 1/2 bath, A/C. W/D, Forest Hills 434-5115.

University Court 8 minute walk to campus. Swimming pool. July-August, $80 a month, negotiable Call Krlstl, Kim, or Rachel. 434-0098.

Hunters Ridge - 2 male roommates needed for fall. 434-9919 Steve or Tracy

For Rent • Quaint little beach cottage at Rehobeth. Looking for one female roommate. Call Bee 433-2053.

Madison Manor One or two people needed. Fully furnished. Cathedral ceiling, skylights, microwave. Call Doug 434-6882.

Single Room at Mushroom Mansion. Summer $80 neg. Tolley X7520.

Forest Hills - furnished townhouse. Non- smoking female. August-August $135 a month. 433-6578.

Semester In London People Rent single at Mushroom Mansion. January-May. $110 a month. Tolley X7520."

Female to Sublet room May-August. $80 a month, 3 blocks from campus. Call 433-1207.

Summer sublet Three bedrooms available in five bedroom house. Two full baths. Washer-dryer. 1 mile from campus. Rent negotiable. Call 434-6524.

For Rent • two rooms In an apartment on South Main St. Summer and/or May Ses- sion. (Rent negotiable) Call Anne or Ellen 433-6114.

College Station • Fall, 2 rooms, fully furnished. Call Rob 433-3764.

College Station • Fall, 2 rooms, fully fur- nlshed. Call Rob 433-3764.

Available August Single room, Coed house. $108. Call Kreag 434-3740.

Close to campus May and/or summer, (both May 10-Aug. 10: only 3 months rent) $80 a month, utilities included. Call 433-1024.

Next semester • two private bedrooms at newly built Country Club Court Townhouse. $180 a month includes utilities. Call Kay 433-6779.

For Rent • 3 bedroom house. Available in May. Will lower rent for tenant who can paint and do minor repairs. Call 833-5593 and leave message.

Wanted for fall semester Caretaker for house and farm. You pay utilities. Free rent In exchange for care of goats, cats, etc. Call Phil Grayson 833-5593.

Duke Garden Apts. - 2 females to sublet two fully-furnished rooms each with private bath in luxury 3-bedroom apt. Washer/dryer, dishwasher, AC, cable. South Main (a few steps from campus) Price negotiable. May/Summer session. Call Kim 433-3418, X6835. Sublet - May/Summer, University Courts. For 1 male non-smoker. Fully furnished, wall to wall carpet, 2 full baths, private room, washer and dryer, cool basement, trash pickup, cable link for TV, community pool privileges. 3 miles from campus. Walking distance. $120 a month plus utilities. Negotiable. Call Tim 433-9431 Leave message.

College Station - Live in style. Room for rent May/Summer sessions. Fully furnished. Call Marc 433-3212.

May/Summer • Madison Manor. 2 males. $90 a month. Negotiable. 433-5092.

Squire Hill 3 bedroom. Totally furnished, very cheap, best offer. Call 434-1679. June-August.

Huge Master Bedroom for rent in Forest Hill Townhouse. Own bathroom, large walk in closet, and very quiet. May- August, Furnished, $85 a month. Best deal in town! Call Joel 433-6379.

Madison Square - Sublet May/Summer $50. Call Liz 434-8673.

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Madison Manor - 1-2 females needed to sublet for summer. $90 a month. Furnish ed, includes nautilus, pool, tennis courts. Call 434-5834.

Madison Square Fully furnished. 2 people. 5 minute walk to campus. May/June- August. $90 a month. Call Krlsti or Kim at 434-0098

Madison Square - Sublet May/Summer, $80 a month, negotiable, call Pat at 434-9603.

Madison Square - fully furnished, cable, tons-o-chicks, AC, 4 minute walk to Quad, call Pat 434-9603.

Room for sublet in large house. $125,1/3 utilities. 203 Newman Avenue. 5 blocks from campus. Fully furnished, kitchen appliances, W/D. Must see. Mini Singh, P.O. 5707. 433-5466 after 7 p.m.

Desperately seeking male subletters for May/Summer. Madison Manor. Please call Allen. 433-6077. Also one space for roommate next year. Almost on campus ■ One bedroom apartment on Dutchmill Court. (Behind Hardees) Water, trash pickup, lawnmow- Ing provided. Carpeted, almost new. No pets. Lease/Deposit $235. 434-2100.

Student Housing - Large 1 br apt. available for early May or August rental. Ten minute walk on Main St. to campus. 434-3509 after 5 p.m.

College Station • Rooms for rent. May/summer session, fully furnished, Call 433-8719.

3 bedroom fully equipped kitchen, hook up washer and dryer, carpet, wallpaper, heat pump, average electric $50 month, water, sewer and refrlg furnished. Available May 15 or July 15-1 year lease. 5 blocks from campus. $150 per person. 434-0183.

4 bedroom house for next year. Two bathrooms, very energy efficient. On city bus route. $480/month. 234-8317.

5 bedroom house for next year. Washer/Dryer. Private lot. Efficient. On city bus route, $600/mo. 234-8317.

Madison Square ■ Sublet private room in fully furnished townhouse for May/summer sessions. $100/neg. Call 433-8374.

Female needed to share a double room at College Station for the '86/'87 school year. $135/month. Close to campus. Fully furnished. Call Steve at x-5774 or Karen at 433-2179. Female - to share apartment In large house. 3 private bedrooms, large living room, kitchen, yard. $165, school year lease. 434-1940.

Sublet June-August 2 bedroom apt. 5 min. walk from campus. Fully furnished. $200 per month - no utilities. Call Tom 433-5892.

3 spaces available in nearby townhouse. $60. Call Julie 433-3542.

May/summer ■ Non-smoking female. $100/month for furnished Forest Hills townhouse. Cindy 433-6578.

Reasonable rooms for male students. 2 blocks from campus. From $80 to $110 per month. Utilities furnished. Kitchen available. Call 234-8247 after 6 p.m.

Huge rooms for rent! 611 S. Main! Large porch! Large kitchen! Low rent! May/summer furniture available! 433-3253.

Forest Hill - townhouse. Sublet for May and summer sessions. Large furnished room. Washer-dryer, A/C, rent negotiable 433-8374 - Karen.

Furnished room • 1 or 2 people; kitchen bathroom, W/D; half mile from campus1

price negotiable; May-August; Lisa x-6591 weekdays.

Sublet apartment • May/summer - 10 minute walk from campus. Tom 433-0227.

Beautiful fully furnished townhouse Needs 3-4 females for 1986-87 year Chrlssy 434-4913. Subletting available this summer

Hunters Ridge • 2 girls to share room, completely furnished, all kitchen appliances including microwave, washer and dryer. Available June 1, $145 each, 1 yr. lease no pets 434-0183.

Sleep Cheap - Roommate wanted for May session - summer school. $80 May, $60 per month summer. 423 West Market Street. Call Jim or Bruce, 433-0652.

Coma vacation at Squire Hill! Pool, tennis courts, A/C, W/D, fully furnished townhouse May/summer sublet. 2 bedrooms - $140 a room. Call Krlsti 433-6460 Now!

2 Rooms available for the months of June and August. Price negotiable - fully furnished. Pool, A/C, W/D. Call Lyn 433-1257.

Fabulous spread • for 2 guys or dolls close to campus, pool, washer/dryer, A/C. All utilities except electric. All this for $125. Call Elaine at 433-0220 or Jamie at 234-8244.

Help Wanted Have Fun this summer working as a residential girls' camp counselor. Lifeguards and people interested In music are needed. Call Charlotte at X5824.

Camp Brethren Woods • seeks male full time Christian Counselors. Call 269-2741.

Waitresses Needed - Jess' Lunch for May and Summer. Apply in person. 22 South Main.

Craw to work with Oak Ridge Boys. Minimum wage. 433-9431.

Walters, Waitresses, and Dishwashers needed for summer. Apply Monday- Thursday, 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. Pizza Inn. The Summer Job of a Lifetime Work In a camp serving male campers who are physically and — or mentally disabled. Positions availablqJnclude counselors, horseback ridinv and waterfront specialists, and instructor positions with our wilderness challenge program, Adventure. We are seeking college students with a desire to challenge themselves, care for others, and share the enjoyment of summer camp with kids & adults. Camps located near Roanoke and Richmond, VA. For more Informa- tion, call Camp Easter Seal (800)542-5900. Handyman - 20 hours a week. Need own transportation. Call 433-1584 after 5 p.m.

Summer Jobs at outstanding, private resident camp, near Charlottesvllle. Need counselors and waterfront director. 618-8117. Camp Friendship, Box 145, Palmyra, VA.. 22963, 804-589-8950.

Resort Hotels, Cruise Lines & Amuse- ment Parks are now accepting applications for employment! To receive an application and Information, write: Tourism Information Services. P.O. Box 7781 Hilton Head Island, SC 29938.

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Sublease - One bedroom apartment one month or more on Dutchmill Court $235 Rent/Deposit. 434-2100.

Madison Square . fully furnished 3 bedroom 2 1/2 bath Washer-dryer Max 5 persons. Rent $725. Patrick Real Estate.

Need a Resume - that gets results? Call the Thomas Eastland Company. Low fees. 896-6617.

Typing and Word Processing • letter quality Call between 8 a.m. and 8 p.m. Donna Freeman 289-9959.

Typing Service • 22 years experience. $1.25 a page. Mrs. Price, 879 9935.

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Pig Roast Bar B-Que - whole hog or sand wlches. Book early 828-6602.


classifieds Lolt Storage - call 879-9573 or 269 6141.

Melvin or Steve

Pregnant? • Free confidential help. Free pregnancy test. Birthright. 434-0003.

Free Karate Lesson • no obligation, (special student rates) open Monday- Thursday 6 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. Call Halter- man Karate Inst. 95 North Main St. 434-8824, "We Train Champions"

Professional Typing 433-8015 after 1 p.m.

call Kathy at

Graduating Seniors • keep on top of the business world on the job with the Wall Street Journal. Applications in Harrison.

Storage Space ■ only 10 units left. Call 896-2915, after 6:00, to reserve for summer. 11x13 room for $20.

Wanted Attention Singers and Bands. Need a singer for May session. No com- mitments. Dave 433-0488/Greg 433-0934.

Female -to sublet single room In furnished Forest Hill townhouse. May/Summer. $95/month plus utilities, (negotiable) Call Denise 433-6379.

Two male -roommates to share College Station Condo. Four bedrooms, fully furnished. Call Jim or Steve 433-3212.

Madison Manor -2 roommmates needed for next year, x-5030.

Female to share townhouse next year. Own room. $120 mo. Susan x4852.

Male roommate needed for Madison Manor next fall. 130/mo. plus utilities. Kevin x7427.

Female Art-Geology major, 5'8" blue eyes for May Session relationship. Must like bikes and being called "Vern". Call x4501.

Disney World Fall Program passenger to travel down/back. Split gas costs. Car gets great mileage Call Debbie 433-9522.

Traveling Partner for summer cross- country trip - plans negotiable. Call Sharon. 433-3232.

Desire to sublet -Fall 86 only. Prefer walking distance and own room. Please call and leave message. Liz 434-5123.

University Place has owners looking for renters! Call 433-5052

Male - roommate needed for Madison Manor next fall. $130/mo. plus utilities. Kevin x-7427.

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Female - needed to share apt. in house $110/mo. plus utilities. 2 blks from Court Sq. Call MJ 433-5254.

Wanted ■ 2 females to share Harris Gardens apartment for 1986-87 school year. Own room, rent $96 and $91 including utilities. Non-smokers preferred. Call Kristin at 433-3936.

Needed - Summer child care with 2 older children. Male or female who enjoys swimming, activities, etc. and provides supervision & transportation, (weekdays) Call 434-3969 or 433-3703.

Wanted ■ Two male roommates to share College Station Condo. Four bedrooms, fully furnished. Call Jim or Steve 433-3212.

Madison Manor - 2 roommates needed for next year x-5030.

Female • to share townhouse next year. Own room, $120/month. Susan x-4852.

Female • Art-Geology major 5'8 blue eyes for May session relationship. Must like bikes and being called "Vern" Call x-4501. Disney World Fall College Program passenger to travel down/back. Split gas costs. Car gets great mileage Call Deb- bie 433-9522.

Traveling Partner • For summer cross- country trip. Plans negotiable Call Sffaron 433-3232.

Wanted - Substitutes - First Babtist Day Care Center, 611 Broad St., Harrison- burg. 434-3969.

Wanted • College Station • fully furnished apt. $95 plus utilities. Call Terrl, 433-3287.

Wanted - Madison Manor - 2 roommates needed for next year, x-5030.

Wanted • I need a room to rent fall semester only, (non-smoker) If you can help, please call Dave 433-6382.

Female ■ needed to share apartment. Lease begins as soon as June. Rent $165/month. Utilities included. 434-3008.

Wanted - 2 subletters to rent furnished house for summer session. 3 blocks from campus - S. Main Street. $90/month. Con- tact immediately 434-3235.

Wanted • 2 females, single room. Sum- mer sessions • College Station. Pam/Beth 433-6372.

Wanted - University Place has owners looking for renters! Call 433-5052.

Attention • Singers and bands. Need a singer for May session. No com- mitments. Dave 433-0488/Greg 433-0934.

Wanted • Female to sublet single room in furnished Forest Hill townhouse. May/summer. $95/month plus utilities (negotiable) Call Denise 433-6379.

For Sale For Sale • Lady Schwinn bicycle. $75 (or less) 433-1331

For Sale - Legal loft great shape $50, refrldge $50. Together for $90. Call-x5798.

For Sale • Frig. - dorm size. Like new-$40 x4648.

For Sale ■ 6 ft. couch w/chair • great ccon- dition, more than comfortable. $50. x4862.

For Sale • Two single lofts. Both stained, very easy to assemble. One year old. Ex- cellent condition! $110/set. Price negotiable. Call Dlane-x4381.

For Sale • Large Brown Couch ($40) an coffee table ($10) for sale. Couch has a "leather look"." Both in great condition. x-4855.

For Sale • L-Shaped Loft - like new, stained, curtains. $40. Bobby x4317.

For Sale - Female Housing Contract for 1986-1987 school year. Call x5845.

Couch - cheap. Must sell. Great condition! Call 433-1443.

Couch and Chair Cheap, good condition, must get rid of. Call x4163. Price negotiable.

Great College Car 1972 AMC Hornet Sta- tion Wagon. Good condition. $450. Call 234-8573 or may be seen at 272 West Bruce Street, H-burg.

Carpet • 9x12, medium blue, bound, pad included, $50. Julie x5355

Stained Double Loft easily converted to two singles. $50. x7549.

Refrigerator Excellent condition. $50. Carpet, blue, perfect for dorm room, $15.

.Call Diane, x-4254.

Beautiful, Double, Straight Loft - stained, practically new, a bargain at $100. x5029.

Sofa - for sale. Beige, excellent condition. $50 Call x-4040.

Room Size Carpet and padding. $20. x-5641.

86-87 Female Housing Contract. Must Sell! x5163.

Windsurfer Alpha Hobie. Never been used. Must sell. 433-1343 anytime.

Sale! Town and Campus Records! May 2 and 3! Bargains galore! 22 W. Water Street!

Stained Loft - Double loft with full ladder, good condition, easily altered to two singles. $60 Call Mark or Steve. x7405.

1977 Cutlass Salon • Great Condition. New paint job. AM/FM radio. Air conditioning. $2700 or best offer. x5457 ask for Debbie.

Lofts $69.95. Call Melvin or Steve at 879-9573 or 269-6141.

'78 Toyota Pickup Runs great $1000. Call Tad, 433-6009.

Mustang 1981 • Sunroof, Air P.S. Auto. AM.FM.Cass. Phone 434-4586.

VW 1970 Automatic Station-wagon AM/FM Cassette $750. 828-2397.

Carpet • Brown, wall to wall for village B or C room. $50/neg. Excellent condition. Call Rob. X4518.

Upright Piano - $150. 24" Color Television $50. Call Mark 433-8692.

Personals Mr. Serious • No survivors to hanging out. Thanks for the friendship. I'll miss you big time. Love, Wide Awake

Hey Duebe ■ Who'd a thunk it? Why didn't I meet you before Spring Break? ILY, the "$500 girl"

Peanutbutter Man (C.M.H.) - Good luck In O.B.C. and Germany. The»Cav doesn't realize what It's getting. Thanks for being such a good friend. A

Carla Shepherd • Here's to "Betcha can't", cigarettes by the lake, eating everything In D-hall, the Fun Bunch, and most of all to you. Life just won't be the same. K'R'N

Chadwlck - Madison Square to Key West. Thanks for a great year and lots of wild times. Luv ya alot. Klmbo

Katie B - Key West, Cars, No Survivors, what a blast. Let's ride til we hear the birds. I'll miss ya. Love, Klmbo

Nicholas Cage - Hey winner. Good luck next week. LAL

Richard Cornlcello - Bark like a dog. Love ya, Miss Personality

256 to all graduating units • Oh Happy Day. It's been great working with guys. We're going to miss you all. Love, Poof & K-9 from Hell

Upehur -1 really had a great time Sunday - even at that redneck Mud Bog. You're a special dude and I'll muss you next year, even though you were only after one thing ... right? I love you • Guess who you Idiot.

Sally Gore - You have been the most wonderful Big Sis anyone could ever ask for. Thank you for making our three years together so special. I'm going to miss you more than you can Imagine. I love you • YLS *

Take a break and dance to some great music with Bacchus May 2 & 3 - 9 pm -10 pm - Frederikson basement.

Mike, Rob, Scott, ft Werren ■ I knew we'd finally get to perform. Thanks for putting up with me. Y'all are really great. Keep In touch over the summer. Kris

Arlana, Cyndee, Deb, ft Lisa ■ Yo babes. Y'all have made this a really great year. I know next year will be even better. I'm looking forward to Nags Head. Watch out for those sharks. Kris (at Yankee Stadium)

Frederikson basement - Friday & Satur- day, 9pm • 10pm. Be there.

Almbo ■ 1321-B-What's up? My best buddy. Get psyched for next year. Thanks for everything. Love, Your Closet

Last chance for student discounts - on Wall Street Journal. Seniors - save money on a summer (and next year) subscription. Look for posters in Har- rlson Hall and all over campus.

Amy, Amy, Chn/s, Maura, Colleen - Next year, "Thewrick House" will be fun only if you leasjmy real name.

All ■ Thanks for giving me advice that I wanted to hear. This semester has been the best, I'm going to miss you. Love, Suzo

Salamone's last show at JMU - Saturday, Mystic Den - The Allstars.

Thanks to everyone who made this year ' so special to me. I'm going to miss you guys next semester. Good luck to all the seniors. Love, Heather

AC ■ Thanks for a great year. Trio, skinny dipping, Georgetown, venturing two steps beyond, "qui salt, qui sait, qui salt?", harry, Raw, baseball, GAD (just kidding), life-threatening rides to Squire Hill, Cars ("Can you wait?") six, seven . .. that face doesn't fool me. Can't wait till next year. Love, Fran

Eddie Hartless ■ I know it's over. Thanx for all the great times. Don't forget "Diet" Coke, Interruptive roommates, keeping them awake, dreams of Brice, the bathroom floor (the entire house), but most of all, don't forget me. Friends forever, eh? I'll miss you. Hugs, Res.

Join L.A. • Hi, my name is Saroach and I'm a loser. Losers Anonymous, all losers welcome, x-4781. Stevie & Carol 4 Fish

To my Mexico seech bums, my camping buddies etc. etc.... You guys have been the best friends, thanks so much for all the fun, the talks and even the tears. You all have helped make these years the best - I'll miss you all. Lots of luck on exams, lots of love always - Nanc

Congratulations Marvene and the best of luck. Steph & Cath

Teddy, Vlnnle, Scott, Matt ft Cricket - Me be missing you already. ■ Always remember - drink more beer. Love ya, Cath

Take one final study break with Chuck • Saturday, only $2.

The Awesome Threesome conquered another year. Thanks for the "mam- marles." Harley

To my family, friends and John - Thanks for all your love and support. I couldn't have done It without you. You're the best. I love ya all. Cathy

Laurie • Surprise. Here's to talking until dawn, overnight guests, weekends at Bryce, Easy, Sleasy and Teasy, Mickey's and Fosters, hearts, the Monkees, and Chandler next year. K.

Derek ■ Never expected this, did you? Thanks for the rides everywhere, the sklls and lift tickets, listening, the slumber parties, and teaching me how to ski. Remember, there's always room for you next year. K.

Ron Hess • You and Tracy have the awesome summer you deserve. Thanks for being my pal. Love, Laura

Chuck Taylor and the Allstars - Saturday - Mystic Den - Two bucks.

Jeffrey T. - You can call me If you ever change your mind.

CR. • Have you scratched V.I, lately?

Beth - Look out LA. We're coming back. Can't wait to play this summer. Laura

KEO • Thanks roomie for the good times we have shared; sorry about the down days. I will miss ya. JP

Loulsamal ■ How can I ever thank you for getting me through this year? Guess I'll have to move in with you. Always laugh when you remember - You-be-me? You didn't even go, hiccups, Hey, and, guess what I did last night. Ok, hon? Love you. Laura

Sissy - Thanx for the wild times. Love and congratulations. Vlckl

Tlssy Buns • Good luck at MCV I'm gonna miss you. Love ya lots. Lori

Congratulations graduates - Liz, Laura, Marvene, Sarah, Holly, Jim, Kltra, Marry Anne, Pat, Rich, Bryan, Jarratt. Chris, Kim, Carla. Love, Linda

, The Breeze, Thursday, May "!, 1986

CRG • You're the best roomie a whacko could have. Sorry about the lack o' lemons. You're the best. P.P. Conn

Bunny • We finally made it through the year. Have a Happy Birthday. Keep those pearffs up this summer. Let's enjoy our keg of olive juice. Your Pumpkin, Puck Butt

Trl Chi • S Head would like to con- gratulate our new sisters - Skldder- marlnkydoo Wlnthrop, Pes, and Kelly and our new tal brother Steve. The First Annual Tickle Pink Party was quite en- joyable. Pon't forget - we will be having our first annual semi-formal tonight at the House (HoJo's 137) Trl Chi or don't try at all. Abby and Babs

Qaylon - Surprised? Shouldn't be. Check your box. Love you, Kathy

A-WIng • Amy, Crystal, Monica, Sharon, Leslie, Trish, Plana, Mlcheaux, Christine, Kathy and Suzanne. What can I say? Most of what went on down there Isn't fit (or print. You guys went 4 it. Love, Becca

Future resident ol Logan 106 • Thanks for being my favorite roomie and all the good times. Many more to come. Have a great summer. I will always love you. Creamy

Laurel • Only eleven months to go. I think I need a cold shower.

B-wInd • Julie, Tracey, Neice, Tonya, Kim, Flame, Gall, Kelly, Anne, Amy, Sarah, Stacey, Gina & Mary. Congrats on your accomplishments. You girls have been great and I'll miss ya. Love, Becca

$2 for Chuck Taylor? Saturday - Mystic Pen.

No way - Yup.

Kings Dominion Kids • What a great idea Next time remember the matching out- fits. Oh Kent, you will get soaked on this ride. Despite rednecks, especially large people, and "button-wearers", It was a fantastic day. Your Friendly Garanimal

Luclan & Tim • Meet ya at McSorleys - Ju- ly 4th. Love ya, Cathy

Congratulations Marc -1 love you and I'll miss ya (Now Is It time to grow up?) Your best friend forever.

Cllve • About the sandy beach scene under the starts, don't take it personal, you're the greatest. Congratulations, Cathy

Entering the Real World May 10? - Don't go empty-handed. Use your student dls- count and get Wall Street Journal.

Beth (Breath) - Have a peachy birthday. We'll celebrate for you.

Chrla - Belly buttons aje nasty.

Marnle - Weaver, Wayland, UAC. Maine Christmas, etc. Three years worth of fun. Congratulations on graduating and good luck next year. I'll miss ya. Susan

Angle ■ Stats, farm parties, Lauderdale, Wayland, etc. It's been fun the past three years. You're out of here now. Good luck and come back to visit. Susan

Plum - What have you done to me? I can't get enough of you. I'm looking forward to a wonderful summer and future with you. I know you will get a great woman executive job. "You make loving fun." Plum Admirer ___

Kevin, Peter and Llnde • Thanks for dinner, Y'all are great, have fun next year. Terry and Tracy. _____

Sarah, Cathy, Lynn and Trleh • Thanks for a great 4 years, It's been a blast. I'll miss you guys. (Can't wait for the beach.) Love, Trac

Hey Weaver Boys (a year later) - The fun lives on. How can we forget generic and beach parties and of course, Ghandl? Camping trips, charades, overnights In .ho virgin vault and Wayland ... the list goes on. Happy May 10th. We love you, The Girls

Rufus - Satisfied now? I hope this makes your day. Now were Is my letter? See ya tonight. Elizabeth Q

Eagle staffer girls - Thanks for a great year. Susan

9.75 - Love your doughnut holes. Achey? Always. Love forever, Barbie

Huffman C101 • Get off in a major way on this year, dudes. Elizabeth - which pas- sion pit were you in? Never throw up on my feet agin. Beth - can I wear your Esprit sweatshirt to another Sigma Nu sponsor night? Renee - Bravo. Sigma Nu brother dates. Don't laugh I broke my foot. Marie - Oh my God Rob Sterschlc sat on our chair. Let's take a picture. I love you all, Nancy

Rach • Wish we could continue as roommates and friends next year - but don't let one end just because the other has to. I'll miss you butMh only 2.5 hrs. (or a phone call) awa\__fove, an art major

To the campl year. Have a

Thanks for a great mmer. Love, Lisa

To the little orphan we left in Charlott- svlle. We thought you'd like to stay In town for fall Foxfleld. B & L

Happy Birthday Bethany ■ Have a great summer. Luv ya, Lisa

Rle-D.-Cus • Wow, Its your first personal, so get excited. Mistanyo

Rle-D.-Cus ■ Whatsha doing? Hopefully getting ready to graduate. Mister Thanlel

Marie • How does a few days spent anywhere you like sound after May session? For more details, see me. NAT

Congratulations to our sensational Sigma seniors. We'll miss ya. Trl-Sig

To my friends that helped make my four years at JMU the ones that I'll always treasure, thanks for the times we shared. Thanks to the Pineapple room for helping make this year a great one, you are scam- mers. Todd H.

Missy ■ Thanks for all the wonderful memories. I'm going to miss you so much next year, but no distance will ruin what we have In our hearts. I love you.

Claud -1 definitely think that you should stay for grad school. It'll never be the same without you here. I'm going to miss you baby. (5 more years?) Missy

Kat -Happy B-day. Pop, UBGA, C.L., BTL, V. Beach. Tiff

To the girls of C202 and C203 Chappalear - Thanx for all the super fun times this year. I eagerly await next year. Super Banana A.K.A. The Mad Storyteller

Mo and Aim - Its been great rooming together and I'm really going to miss you this summer. Can't wait to live together In "the brick house." I ya you. Col

Edgar, Tracy, Leah, Don, April - Cuando Fumar, no vivo mucho.

Goofy - You are my favorite roomy and pal. Good luck at Fort Dlx and don't forget good ole Kokomo. Love ya, D

Jim 419 - Let's go for another ride and this time spend the weekend together.

Laurie Lester - Congrats on graduation. Keep attaining your goals. Party tonight and bring home another goal. Love, E & J

Cath (the Mystery Woman) - Rebewa fo radinacls, on lepse, odar sprit ot AV EC BAH, dan (scarey) mlatos knlamg ti hmoe. (Dyslexia of the writing ability?) Love, Sped. P.S. To a great year and many more to come . . L'chaylm

Chap A204 - The best "sweet "mates and roommate ever ILY - Danielle

PAW • Thanks for the two most wonderful, exciting weeks of my life. I pray for many, many more to come. I love you, MAW

Owen - You didn't actually think I'd let you graduate without a personal did you? Congrats. Don't worry I know you'll do great. I'll miss you next year. Love, Resa

Owen • I couldn't ask for a better friend. Thanks, Me ^^^

Smiles • This past weekend was heaven. I'm glad we could escape together. You definitely do all the right things to me. Overflowing bubbles and vino forever. Your fellow wlno

John Bru., Brad, Kurt, John Reb., Sandy Chris, Nancy, Kelly, Tom, Paul, Randy, Mark, Roger and lastly (because he's so small) Kenny. Well, this is It. I just want to thank you for adopting me Into the "family." We've really had some great times together. It seems like I've known you all forever. I can now leave here with a smile because I know whatever you do In life you'll be the best at It. Shiny on you crazy diamonds. Stefan and Demlous

The sisters of Trl-Skjma wish everyone a fantastic summer.

Kelly and Janice • You are the best little sisters. Good luck next year. You will both be awesome. D

Congratulations to the graduating brothers and little sisters of Alpha Chi Rho:Darln, Scott, Jerry, Albo, Brian, Rob, Mike, Harley, Julie, Glenda, Jules, Stephanie, Sue, Louise, Jamie, Janie and Plane. Good luck. We'll miss you.

Sweet tart - My first personal. Thanks for the best semester ever... skiing, camping, formals ... I will be strong this summer and you will always be on my mind ... Letters & gifts. Love, Swuddly

Judy Ponder • You're the best Golden Heart and big sister. I'm going to miss you next year. Love, Your 1st little bro • Greg

Cricket • Happy 22nd Birthday Nerd. I'm gonna miss you after graduation. Keep In touch. Love ya, Sammy

Hey you Q.D.I. Rebel • The past month and a half have been the best. We have had some super times ... The park, on our fourth date, "Greek" salad night, watching the sunrise and staying up listening to you play ... just to name a few. I hope you're seriously considering coming to Yankee country. I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Love, Your V.V

Lll' Pistol • I'd love to lick the sweat off your body. Snoball. P.S. I told you so.

EMA • Dancing In sand, bubbles, stars & especially friendship. Thanks for everything. Suzo

Bucket - You know what I'm going to miss the most? Your sofa, your stereo and Jim. Love, Pomlno's

Homey - Get psyched for another "New Jersey" weekend. Love, J.C.

Trl-Slg ■ Jam on those exams and have a fun summer.

Honey Bunny • I love you. Your Petle Bear

AT4T - (Remember the clue?) Here's to a summer of work (and play). I love you.

ASX brothers - This year was great. Good luck on exams and have a great summer. ASX Little Sisters

Don't start studying until you see the Allstars - Saturday - $2.

Courtney • I guess I'll just have to get used to W&L roadtrlps, teddy bears & Lax. I think I can handle the changes. Alexla

Mlkey - Thanks for being best friend anyone could every have. It has been a fabulous year with you. "Chewbacca"

Nerdf ace - It's been awesome. Need I say more. It'll only get better In the real world. Looking forward to being with you. Love always weirdo.

Grizzle, Tingle • Share a smoke, make a joke. Grasp and reach at a leg of hope. I'll miss you guys, but the best Is yet to come. Flirtatious, Bodacious and Audacious in Logan next year. Remember Take a walk on the wild side. Boozette

Rob • We were made for each other in every sense of the word. You're very special, and I'll miss you very very much this summer. Have fun! (Don't worry we'll work things out) Phew Phew

Pianist/Vocalist - Fun-loving but serious musician w/professlonal experience seeks gigs. Leave name and number for Phil at 434-0266, 568-6321. __

Join L.A. • HI, my name is Saroach and I'm a loser. Loser's Anonymous, all losers welcome, x-4781 Steve & Carol & Fish

Tara ■ Happy 19th Birthday, love. I'll miss you alot this summer. I love you (more than alot). Love, Scott.

Peanut • You take jokes very well for a little guy. I luv ya lots and will even miss seeing you this summer.

To my friends - Cath, you're the greatest; Susan, Sarah, & Alice you're the craziest; Lisa, Sheila, Joy, & Nicole you're the silliest; Pete, you're the funniest; Stewart, you're the "catch a clue"iest; Martin, you're the sloppiest! I'll miss you all more than I'll miss writing personals. I love you! Plane Dan and Jacque - Let's toast tonite with the Asti-times past, times present, and especially times future. Thanks for everything - remember not to pity Polish peasants. Aaaenhh...Renee

To everyone who has made the past four years the greatest - Thanks for all the good times & we still have many more. Good Luck. Keep smiling. Love, Susan

Thanks to - The girls of Huffman C101, Huffman B201, Chappelear A102, the Brothers of EN, especially Joe K., Brian O., Dave L. and Fred J., to Karl A. and Kirsten B. of AST, Jenny B. and Mary W. of ASA, Cindy B., Jackie and Tracy of AGD, Susan B. and Lynette T., Dlna B., Kristen H., Michele K., and John M. of my Spanish class, and to Brian C, Scott P. and Keith C. The Little Sisters of SN, maybe Dieter B., and anyone else I forgot; and especially Susie Woodward, Renee Champion, Rudy the Great, Carolynn L. and Bruce Craft. You all have made this year great and kept me sane through it. Friends like you guys are hard to find; I've been lucky. Thanks again, Jim Klolber.

Dana, "Aids" - You've made this year x-tra special. Luv, Tara

Hoover • Thanx Mom for everything. Good luck. Love, Frack

Amy - My hymen and Sidney Sheldon say laugh. Mary

Cindy - Remember, we both have to throw up tonight. Maria

Greeks ■ Get psyched for endings this afternoon - IFC .

Students - Good luck on finals, have a great summer - IFC

Cindy McKlnney • Congratulations and good luck. I'll miss you and I'll always think you're an awesome big sister. Love you, A.B.

Matthew • I'll miss you more than you know • because you're special, good luck on exams. Love you always, A.B.

Denlse • From B203 to 1214 • it's been a great four years. Here's to many more, Mrs. Krug. Just call me when it's my night to babysit. Love, Ex-Virgil

Hey Penn Sister • You say Joe Pa -1 say terno. Well it was just a matter of time before I gave it to you a personal, that is. Here's to progression. From your patient, challenge loving typist.

4 Muskateers • Get psyched to be Gifford Girls. Love, Mario _

Hiney ■ Good luck next year with your job. This has been the best year and I couldn't have made it without you. We've had some wild times together and I'll never forget them. Pon't forget me at JMU next year. I love you. Your little 'bro - Curtis. P.S. Let's get abused tonight.

Tina • Happy Birthday. Get those 21 kisses. Love, Your Roomies

> , — David Huddle - Can I run my fingers through your hair?


Chris • Let's be cute In public. I love you, but it's a secret • we can tell everybody! Chris

"Futchhead" • Congratulations on your AGP sisterhood. We love ya. D-WIng

DWIng ■ Rhonda, Bridget, Carolyn, Tu, Karen, Dawna, Adena, Lisa, karen, Robin, Mario, Debbie, Sue and Beth. My farthest wlng-You guys have finally made it. The pictures, quotes, parties, football players, and fun. Love, Becca

Congratulations to all the new sisters of Alpha Sigma Tau: Allison, Mary, llsa, Missy, Katie, Nlkkl, Dawn, Laurie and Anne.

Anne and Lori - Thanks for your special friendships, shoulders to cry on unusual words, many laughs...everythlng. Love ya, Leese

Sandy • Here It is-your very own personal finally. Thanks for being a good friend and a great roomle.D.D.

RQBY JR ■ It's been an Interesting month or so, kinda like playing with a loaded pistol. D.C., Comm., that couch, scary movies, tec. Hope It all continues this summer. Guess who.

Mary Anne, • "Clao" from one geek to another. Emily

P.Kurt R. ■ Something stupid from some gnat that keeps bugging you. It's almost over here. To be continued. Thanks. Here's to Opus, 3 dinners (minus 1), REM, swapping rooms, fire alarms, Econ and drinking after (let's get a keg), mushy tapes, arrows through my head, the suite, et al.. and you. How 'bout a card game? Small joke. Small warning - ILY. Not from Margaret, she's playing tennis, mon ami.

Trashar • What a roomie...a Yrlendship. Year has been great. Noice, that thang, aiarm? Yo summer. Love ya lots. Tara

Nslmbl • Thank you tor sharing your love with me. I'll never 'ofljjju' you. Good luck and know my prayers go with you. Danielle

Beverly & Stacy • Thanks for making my first semester here awesome. How will y'all survive without my fantastic singing and nightly entertainment? The Road Cat

Frick, Cheese ■ This year wouldn't have been the same without you. Killer carts, so-o-o goofy, massouse, Lyn's ears, "ac- cents", smashing sunglasses, hamlet - Friendship. Love you both. Frack

Mr. Madonna ■ Congratulations. You've ■survived almost four months. The next four will be my trial, but guess what? I think we'll make it. Scary thought. Love always, Your Nazi Cupcake

Nannie - You've been an awesome (and tolerable) roomie. Thanks. Sarah

Nannie & Anne ■ Get psyched for Wayland 307. Sarah

She-Bop - The last few weeks have been great. Only one more left; let's make the most of It. Lustfully, Bopper

3rd floor D-Wing • Get psyched for Satur- day. The Easter Bunny

Attention • A simple Happy Birthday to Frannie on May 3. It's your turn to buy the wine at A&P.

Mike Riggs - Still wish you had a young girl to share all your triumps and turmoils with? Interested? Box 5718

A2, Donna, and Yo - It's been a great year of softball and will miss your outstanding play. Woobs, V.C.

Cindy Loo Hoo • Happy Birthday. Love, The Wild Kingdom

Colleen, Dawn, Kelly, Maureen and Mlml • It's been great at 865. Thanks.

Staff ■ Get psyched for tonight. Everyone must get sloppy. It's just not a party unless Mike gets ill and Martin gets excited! I hope everyone's summer is great - I'll miss you all(Especlally Mark) • No, not you Charnock. Love, D.B.

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Staff photos by Ming Leong Brenda Seal, an instructor of speech pathology, has interpreted (or the deaf in area courts since 1975.

Interpreter: 'I'm your ears, I'm your voice' By Eric Gorton staff writer

Walking through the corridors outside the Staunton courtroom, she looks at the people sitting on ben- ches and gestures towards them with her hands. Most pay no attention to her. Others direct a curious gaze at her before looking away.

Finally, at the end of the corridor, a young man sees her and gestures back.

Brenda Seal, an instructor of speech pathology here, walks over to the deaf man she will be interpreting for in court.

After a few minutes of getting familiar with each other's sign language, the two enter the crowded, stuffy courtroom.

Standing against the wall, the young man patiently watches the proceedings and waits for his turn to be called before the judge.

A steady murmur of chatter, shuf- fling feet and rustling papers fills the air as each case is heard.

The proceedings drag on for over an hour before the 23-year-old's name is finally called. Seal, who has been standing next to him, motions with a few quick hand gestures, and the two approach the bench.

As the swearing-in process takes place, something strange happens. Suddenly, the persistent noise sub- sides. The atmosphere turns from one of disinterest to silent curiosity as Seal uses sign language to interpret the judge's directions to the deaf defendant.

After being sworn in, a policeman who responded to the traffic acci-

dent the young man was in, presents a drawing of the scene and begins telling the judge what he witnessed. Using her hands, mouth and facial expressions, Seal interprets the dialogue. After about five minutes, the young man's day in court comes to an end.

Although the situation is different enough to grab the attention of the people in the courtroom, who now resemble an audience, it is just another job for Seal, who began interpreting for the deaf in court in 1975.

Seal gets paid $40 an hour by the state for the job, which requires much more than just knowing sign language. "You have to hold* the highest certificate to interpret in court," she said.

The highest certification an interpreter can hold is a comprehensive skills certificate.

The responsibilities accompanying the job are numerous. "A lot of my role is to appear relaxed. It helps the deaf person, especially if it is the (deaf person's) first time in court," she said.

But there are times when a calm appearance dosen't work. Seal recalled a case involving a 50-year- old deaf woman who had been in a car accident and was making her first court appearance.

"She was a nervous wreck. The case was thrown out because no one was at fault." The woman did not understand the decision and kept saying, "Free? Free? No jail? No fines? Free?"

Seal said misunderstandings are not unusual during court cases. "It's

like being in a foreign country and not knowing the language. There is no sign for legal jargon. You must use synonyms." The synonym for "charged with" is the sign meaning "blamed with" or "at fault".

Seal says before a case begins she likes to meet the person she will interpret for and become familiar with the way they sign, since there are varying degrees of fluency. In some cases, people do not know sign language and use their own code for communicating. "It's something like mime," she said, recalling a case in which a man acted out the way he stole a motorcycle.

Another responsibility is describ- ing events the deaf person might not understand. "You must be aware of what's around to describe reactions," Seal said. She explained if everyone in the courtroom turns in the direction of a loud noise to see where it came from, she must inform the deaf person what they are reac- ting to. V

One thing she is not responsible for is giving legal advice. "I tell them, 'I'm your ears. I'm your voice.' "

Seal, who learned sign language while teaching for eight years at the Virginia School for the Deaf and Blind in Staunton, said she gets called to work in court about twice a month. Although most of the cases are in this area, she has traveled as far as Washington, D.C., and Roanoke to interpret.

When a deaf person is going to appear in court. Seal is notified by the Virginia Department for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing, a state agency

deaf persons can contact if they need an interpreter.

Court cases are not the only events for which Seal interprets. "I get called into jail at two or three in the morning sometimes for an arrest," she said.

She has also gone along on an arrest when two deaf teen-agers were spotted stealing hub caps off a car in an apartment complex parking lot. "The kids jacked up a car, and when it fell, they ran." A resident who heard the car fall, spotted the license plate of the car the boys were escap- ing in and called the police. "The boy driving tried to hide his car," she said.

His attempt was unsuccessful and the three-hour ordeal ended with Seal interpreting the police inter- rogations of each youth.

Not all of Seal's out-of-class work deals with people in court or jail. She interprets at a church in Grottoes once a month and is on call 24 hours a day for any medical emergencies s involving deaf patients at Rock- ingham Memorial Hospital. She also works with deaf children with hearing parents who do not know sign language. Seal videotapes lessons with the children and sends them home for the parents to learn on television.

According to Seal, the hardest part of sign language to learn is the receptive skills. "Students come in thinking every English word has a sign. But not everything is ar- ticulated,".

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sign language is using the body. "Most students have difficulty showing emotion. Tone, sympathy and sarcasm have to be shown with animation."

Senior Bridgette Ten Eyck said learning sign language is similar to learning other languages. "The. hardest thing is to get fluent."

Graduate student, Lorie Leiman said,"You can learn vocabulary like any foreign language but you need to use it."

Seal uses a number of teaching aids to help her students learn all aspects of the language. Films of stories being told in sign language show how using the whole body and facial expressions are important. Tapes are used so classes can practice interpreting. Trivial Pursuit cards are used so students can practice signing to each other.

Although the teaching aids come in handy, Seal also makes use of the experiences she has had as an interpreter.

Leiman said, "She dosen't get up . there and say you're going to learn this sign. The class helps you get an appreciation of deaf communication. It has increased my understan- ding of deaf people."

One of the ways Seal, who began teaching at JMU as a part-time faculty member 10 years ago, helps her students understand deaf people

is by sharing her experiences. "One man six years ago used deafness to get out of a case," she said. Ironical- ly, the man was a former Internal Revenue Service employee in court for writing $10,000 in bad checks. He told the judge he thought as long as there were checks in his checkbook, he could write them.

One of the more humorous stories Seal tells is about reading an in- timate converstion between a couple in a restaurant from across the dining room. "My husband told me to stop eavesdropping," she said. But the temptation was too great, and after dinner she went over to the couple and, much to their dismay

and embarassment, introduced herself to them in sign language.

"These experiences really do enhance my teaching. To be able to share the nuts and bolts of sign is helpful. Students wouldn't benefit as much from someone who couldn't use the language in a real-life situation."

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Correspondent looks back on London By Constance Walker staff writer

Before I left for the Semester in London program this spring, I wrote an essay explaining why I wanted to go and what I expected from the program. I wrote my essay like a letter to Santa Claus.

My letter stated that I wanted to go to London because it is the logical place for an English major to study, but more important, London is one of the cultural centers of the world and a front door to Europe. What a place to start exploration outside the United States. I also said I thought I deserved a trip because I had been ex- ceptionally good to my brother this year.

I am not supposed to get too mushy with this last article so I am opening up my thank you notes to Santa to describe this semester. Dear Santa Claus:

My semester in London is not what I expected, because there is no way I could have expected half of what I received.

The schedule we kept tested our endurance, patience, minds and feet. Besides London and its immediate vicinity, the towns of Oxford, Canter- bury, Bath, Salisbury, Azbury, Wells, Glaston- bury, Cambridge, Salcombe, Stratford and Brighton are no longer strangers to our group.

No one could fully appreciate the English countryside until they see thatched groups of village houses through a coach window with Bach sounding through the speakers.

Exploration trips on weekends and spring break to Holland, France, Germany, Austria, Italy Greece, Scotland and Wales, made individuals appreciate the customs of different countries and the close vicinity of these cultures.

During the week we were busy with lectures supplemented with activities. The structure of this program is enough to make learning en- joyable, God forbid.

The group of 32 students many times looked like a bunch of ducks waddling after our leader through the streets of London. We saw 18 plays for theater and Shakespeare classes with such English stars as Jeremy Irons, Ben Kingsley and Anthony Hopkins. We also caught big name plays like "Cats," "Les Miserables," and "The Rocky Horror Show."

Literature-, history-, art-, architecture- and political science-sponsored outings, filled our days with museums, cathedrals, galleries, speakers, festivals and walking tours.

Music studies afforded us the opportunity to see eight concerts with works from Beethoven, Mozart, Mahler, Debussy and Ligetti. At the other end of the musical spectrum were rock concerts, night club jazz bands and discoteques. Some students were lucky enough to party with Pete Townshend and Chrissie Hynde at the Hard Rock Cafe.

Then there were the parties at the professor's home — not required but good PR, the beach party in Bath, the post-theater wine and cheese parties, the occasional 4 p.m. tea and the birthday parties, including Shakespeare's.

Traditional exercise was squeezed into the agenda, although the running around and walking would seemed to have been plenty. Hackeysack, soccer and Frisbee accompanied every trip to the park and every rest stop on coach trips.

This semester was plagued with the danger ot •errorism. Although the United States/Bri- tain/Libya situation provided an excellent topic of discussion for our political science class,

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Holy Trinity Church in Stratford upon Avon, William Shakespeare's burial place, is one of the many sites Semester in London students visit.

bombs planted on Oxford Street — a favorite shopping district and only a 20-minute walk away — were not something to laugh about.

None of us were callous about the situation, but none were so paranoid that they wanted to go home. Many times we took abuse for being American, some people getting rude and violent, though we held our own and did not allow the risk that something might happen command our actions.

Sometimes more intense than international or domestic matters was in-house tension. Thirty- two independent, individual, out-going spirits lived, studied, socialized and traveled together. Cliques formed. Rumors started. Tempers flew. Sometimes courtesy disappeared. At other times, communication breakdown ruled the day.

The problems and misunderstandings are, like at home, part of the college experience of learning to deal with others — only here it was magnified.

So I came to London wanting the experience

of a lifetime. I return with that experience, lots of journals, pictures, souvenirs, memories and friends.

I came to London to find answers to the mysteries of the world, to make concrete the abstract words of knowledge, friendship and culture. I return with my eyes brighter, my curiosity unquenched and my head full of more questions.

But I am getting too philosophical and sentimental. In short, I wish that I had had time to do more, but I would still complain even more about the lack of time. I leave the patient and loving Arran House family in London to return to my friends in the United States and hope they will someday learn what we have this semester.

What a way to leave college, not satisfied and wanting more of everything in life. I'll drink pints of bitter to that. Cheers Santa!

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you thought the genre was dead, kill- ed a thousand different ways in a hundred different movies, it springs back to life.

Yes, it's another slash-'em-up, and like so many horror films of the past six or seven years, this one has a theme to it that revolves around a day of the year.

In the past there was "Mother's Day," "Happy Birthday to Me," "Prom Night," "Halloween," "Fri- day the 13th," "My Bloody Valen- tine" and a few others dealing with Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, and probably Columbus Day. Once they finish "Groundhog's Day Massacre," though, they'll have to go to less conventional holidays — "National Secretary's Day Revenge" and so on.

But to the movie at hand: Considering its predecessors,

"April Fool's Day" isn't all that bad. On a quiet little island out in the middle of nowhere, a group of college students gather during a break from school at the home of a friend few of them really know. One by one, they are chopped up, hang- ed, snake-bitten and have assorted other grisly things done to their persons.

The cast is essentially a group of no-names, though Deborah Foreman, who plays the suspected human Cuisinart, did put in an ap- pealing performance several years


Brian Rawdon the magnificence of a "Sleeping Beauty" is to like "Hands of Steel" don't do that, because

film like see a film first. But 'Hands of

ago in the underrated "Valley Girl." In just a few years, the genre of

the slash-'em-up has exhausted just about all of its possibilities. The film industry (and the viewers) would be better off if they let these victims and killers die for good.

Sleeping Beauty — The world would be a better place to live today if we had another Walt Disney. Perhaps no other filmmaker in the world recognized the goodness in mankind, and certainly no one else could have created a film like "Sleeping Beauty."

"Sleeping Beauty" is Disney's finest achievement in animation. Made in 1959 and based on a 17th century fairy tale, this beautiful film has not dated a bit. In fact, as animation and as a film, it still makes other films look pale in com- parison.

The animated characters are more

alive, more human than one would find in most films today. Princess Aurora is cursed at her birth by the evil fairy Maleficent. It is up to the handsome prince, aided by the good fairies Flora, Fauna and Meriweather, to rescue the princess from the evil curse. The battle scenes between the prince and Maleficent are incredible blends of color and music.

OK, but fairy tales? Princes and princesses? Animation? Sounds like a movie just for little kids, right? Definitely wrong. Certainly the film will appeal to the child in us on some level, but it would be hard for children to appreciate the magnifi- cent use of animation, the beautiful blending of music (Tchaikovsky's "Sleeping Beauty Ballet") and film, and the humor. Hands of Steel — A good way to judge the genius of Walt Disney and

Steel" might turn you off to seeing movies altogether.

Look in a thesaurus under the word "bad." See all the words that follow? They all apply to "Hands of Steel."

This "Terminator"-like film lacks any redeeming qualities, even good sex and violence. What it is, really, is a textbook on how to make a bad film. If you went through it with a highlighter, these are a few things you might come up with:

On acting — have your actors read from cue cards off camera, and don't have them look at each other.

On set design — to add that futuristic effect (since the film is set in 1997), run large silver tubes along the walls of everything in sight. Why? Who knows.

On stunts — have a car run out of gas near a cliff, then have your leadMj^ctor push the car over the edgfl MI it explodes spectacularly at th«jjfKom of the cliff. (Question: if the car was out of gas, what could have fueled a blast that large?)

On dialogue — overdub all the actors' voices, and make it obvious.

On plot — disregard one. Recommendation: those into self-

punishment should certainly check this out. Otherwise, it's cruel and unusual for anyone else.

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If you prefer high-scoring baseball to low-scoring defensive battles, Tuesday's JMU-Maryland contest was definitely for you.

With some help from a gusty wind, the Dukes and Terrapins com- bined for 35 runs and 41 base hits in JMU's 21-14 win.

The victory improves the Dukes' overall record to 32-11, and dropped Maryland squad to 11-22-1.

The contest was in stark contrast to last Sunday's performance in a doubleheader split at American University.

JMU totaled 15 hits for both games, including only five in the nightcap.

"Everybody's bat looked all right (today)," said JMU coach Brad Babcock. "We didn't hit the ball the last two games."

"We couldn't buy a hit against American," said outfielder Rod Boddie. "They (Maryland pitchers) were throwing a lot of fat pitches."

The Dukes got a season-high 23 hits off of Maryland pitching en route to their highest run production of the season.

Every JMU starter had at least two hits, led by Boddie and center fielder Glen Deren with four hits apiece.

While the Dukes offense got un- packed, JMU pitching gave up the most hits it has since a 21-5 loss against Maine in Miami.

The Terrapins collected 18 hits and scored all of their runs off starter and eventual winner Chris Garber and reliever Bobby Holland.

Joe Macavage finished the game by holding the Terps hitless in an inning and two-thirds.

The score was still close as JMU came to bat in the sixth inning after a Lou Holcomb grand slam in the top of the inning cut the Dukes' lead to 11-8.

But by the time JMU went back into the field for the seventh, they had a comfortable 13-run cushion.

The Dukes sent 13 people to the plate in that inning and collected 10 runs on seven hits.

The big hit in the inning came after six runs had already scored. Boddie and Steve Schwartz both walked, and Deren singled to load the bases with two outs.

Third baseman Mark Brockell then cleared them with his fifth home run of the season, a shot to left. Brockell's grand slam gave the Dukes four for the season, tying a school record.

The Terrapins scored twice in the seventh. Designated hitter Paul Schager singled and moved to third on two wild pitches from Holland.

A walk to catcher Pete McHugh put runners at the corners with one out and pinch-hitter Brent Flynn doubled home Schager and moved McHugh to third.

A single from Roddy Bisi, another pinch hitter, scored McHugh, but Flynn was thrown out at home by Deren to end the inning.

Maryland scored four times in the eighth to pull within seven, but could get no closer.

The Dukes jumped out to an early lead, keyed by three-run home runs from Deren in the first and Robert Trumbo in the fourth.

Photo by Alison Colby

JMU catcher Robert Trumbo (22) makes the tag on Maryland runner Brent Flynn during the seventh inning of the Dukes' victory Tuesday at Long Field.

Maryland right fielder Holcomb seemed to have a chance at making a play on Deren's hit, but the wind carried it over the wall for his eighth home run.

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"No one tried to lift it over the fence," Babcock said.

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The Dukes have three games re- maining in the regular season, two of them against conference opponents.

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Four years ago, their futures were pointed in different directions toward a faraway target.

But as the summer approaches, JMU seniors Libby McConnell and Doug Fague are fast nearing the bullseye of their collegiate careers.

McConnell, an All-American member of the Dukes' women's archery team, and Fague, a standout men's archer, will be key performers for second-ranked JMU in the United States Intercollegiate Cham- pionships in Tucson, Ariz. May 24-27.

Hosting the event last year, the Dukes led after one day, but eventually finished second to Arizona State in the men's, women's and", mixed team divisions.

"I want to make top ten, at least as good as last year," McConnell said. Last year she placed fifth in the U.S. championships to earn a spot as an All-American.

Fague has finished 11th in the nation the past two seasons, only one spot short of All-American status.

"I'd really like to make top three (in the nation)," he said. "That's my goal."

Though McConnell's and Fague's current aspirations are similar, their archery backgrounds offer a study in contrast.

McConnell began her career at age 11, when "my brother started taking lessons to hunt. I started at a gun club and started entering competitions around Pittsburgh," she said.

But how did she ever arrive at JMU? "Mrs. (Dukes' -head coach Margaret) Horn talked to my mother at nationals (junior competition). I didn't know anything about it (JMU), but I wanted to go to a school with a good archery program," McConnell said. "I came down once — for an archery tournament."

Fague, however, had not picked up a bow and arrow seriously when he entered college. "I just camehere because a girl I knew applied," he said. "It wasn't my first choice." r

In his freshman year, however, he entered Horn's beginning archery class. In his sophomore year he decided to try out for the team, spawning a promising career.

"My roommate (Steve Sears, a 1985 JMU graduate and outstanding team member) and I would practice twice a day, two to three hours each time," he said. "That's when we were really dedicated."

That dedication led Fague to become one of America's best collegiate archers in only 2 1/2 years of practice.

McConnell and Fague don't have to practice quite as much now as they did earlier in their careers. (

"You reach a certain plateau, McConnell said. Fague added, "YoU have to start experimenting around

Staff photo by Kevin Ropp

JMU senior archers Doug Fague (left) and Libby McConnell will lead the Dukes as they travel to the U.S. Intercollegiate tournament May 24-27.

at first." McConnell and Fague both said

one of the most exciting moments of their careers was making the Na- tional Sports Festival East team last summer.

"We should have a shot at getting back," McConnell said, "but a lot of people that quit shooting came

back and shot higher scores. We'll have to work."

Both credit Horn with significantly aiding their careers.

"She's very helpful, very en- couraging," McConnell said. "She doesn't let you get down on yourself."

Fague said, "She makes you

"/ didn't know anything about it (JMU). I just wanted to go to a school with a good archery program. I came down onci1— for an archery tournament."

Libby McConnell

remember it's a team effort in the long run. If you give up;")he team suffers."

Horn realizes the value of JMU's two senior archers.

"Libby is a great, dependable archer for us," Horn said. "She gives us the leadership we need."

Concerning Fague, Horn said, "Doug is one of the ones we've depended on this year to give us the winning edge," Horn said. "This is Doug's last chance, so we're anxious to have him slip in there (All- America). "

In becoming a good archer, Mc- Connell said patience is the most important attribute. "You can't get frustrated," she said. "Some people have natural ability and others have to work at it more.

"You have to gear your energies in a positive way. You can't say, 'Oh, the hell with it,' and not try."

Fague added, "You have a lot of , highs and lows. You have to use anger to help you shoot better."

McConnell enjoys the individual aspects of the sport as well as the team concept. "It's an individual sport," McConnell said, "but it's not cutthroat. We try to help each other out a lot."

Both admit archery has lessened the time they can apply to their studies, however.

"Archery takes a lot of time." McConnell said. "You can't study on trips, except in the van. Here (JMU), if you want to take two hours off, it's 11 o'clock."

Fague said, "Academics have suf- fered. I transferred out of the physics department after two years; I was struggling." He is now a geology/geography major.

McConnell also has a job, which also cuts her study time. "I'm a waitress at Jess' (Restaurant). I don't want to depend on mom and dad anymore (financially)."

Both would like to continue competing after graduation, but their tournament schedule may have to be shortened.

"I'd like to shoot," McConnell said, "but I also need to get a job. After college the competition gets tougher. It depends on my career."

Fague said, "I'll probably work for an engineering firm around D.C. It (competing) depends on what I can work out with the company.

"(National) Sports Festival is a whole week; it's tough on your vacation time."

McConnell and Fague both will retain lasting memories of their JMU * careers.

"We've had so many benefits," Fague said. "We've gone to a lot of places (where) you'd never get to go, like Montreal." JMU competed in a tournament there earlier this year.

McConnell said, "We've had so many good times."


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Local 175, Krush Krew win Superstars crowns By Dean Hybl staff writer

The JMU Recreation Department completed its activities for 1985-86 Tuesday night in Godwin Hall with the finals of the eighth annual Superstars competition.

Competitions included the finals of the men's and women's Superstar basketball tournaments, and the finals of the co-rec volleyball tournament. The department also recognized several outstanding individuals and teams in the intramural leagues.

In the featured men's basketball finals, two- time defending intramural league champion Local 175

jumped out to an early 25-5 lead and withstood a late rally by Almost Metro to win 113-93.

Local 175 took a 62-33 halftime lead behind Greg Mosten's 16 points and Tim Nacey's 15. Booker Massey starred in a losing effort for Almost Metro, collecting 21 of his game- high 33 points in the first half.

Local extended its lead to 38 early in the second half, but Almost Metro cut the deficit to 16 behind the shooting of John Bennett and Chris Maguire before losing.

In the tournament, each team was allowed to have one former JMU varsity basketball player on the

roster. Local 175 took advantage of this rule by playing Mosten, a former starter for the Dukes. He scored a team-high 30 points for Local and was a major force on defense and in rebounding.

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Each team featured a balanced scoring attack. Krush Krew was led by Terri Allen with 13 points and former varsity player Georgia Deren with eight. Diane Sullivan had 10 and Kersten Barz eight for the Steamers.

In the other Superstars final, the Polar Bears defeated The Gutter 15-2 to win the volleyball tournament championship.

One important part of the evening was the recognition by the intramural staff of several individuals and teams who performed excep- tionally all year in recreational activities.

Sigma Nu and Wayland Hall received the men's and women's awards for winning the year-long intramural championships.

Skip Wallace and Jeanne Stratton were inducted into the Intramural Hall of Fame for making outstanding contributions to the recreation program at JMU.

Brian Miksa and Dawn Sundberg were honored as intramural referees of the year. Miksa, one of the valedictorians for this year's senior class, said that being a referee was "a way of putting things in perspec- tive. Academics isn't everything and refereeing is a way to get involved and meet many different people."

Liberty stops Dukes, 11-6

The JMU baseball team fell to 32-12 with a 11-6 loss to Liberty Wednesday. The key blow for the Flames was a third-inning, two-run homer by first baseman Pat Sipe which broke a 3-3 tie.

Liberty jumped out to a 3-0 lead off JMU starter and loser Tim Layn (6-2). The Dukes picked up a run in the second on an RBI double by catcher Robert Trumbo, and tied the game in the third on a Steve Schwartz sacrifice fly and an infield grounder by Mark Brockell.

The Flames extended their lead to 8-4 in the fourth, but the Dukes got within two on a two-run single by Schwartz. On the next play, Schwartz was knocked un- conscious trying to break up an inning-ending double play, and was transported to Lynchburg General Hospital where he was treated and released.

After Schwartz's injury, the Dukes failed to get another hit for the remainder of the game.

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The JMU women's lacrosse team has received a bid to the Eastern Col- legiate Athletic Conference Cham- pionships for the third straight year.

The Dukes, seeded fourth in the four-team field, will play Harvard, the top-seeded and host team, Friday in Boston. Dartmouth and New Hampshire will meet in the other semifinal.

JMU lost 18-8 to second-ranked Virginia Tuesday in Charlottesville to drop its record to 7-6. Brigid Baroody and Kim Stark led the Dukes with three goals each.

JMU goalkeeper Joy Jones was forced to make 23 saves, one short of the Dukes' single-game record, as the Cavaliers pounded her with 49 shots on goal compared with JMU'-s 21.

Men's Golf

JMU placed ninth in the Omni Hotel Classic April 25-26 in Charlot- tesville.

The Dukes shot a three-round total of 945. Furman won the event

with a 919, while Elon placed second and Virginia third. ^

JMU's Tracy Newman placed fourth in the individual standings with a 228, eight shots behind the winner.

Other JMU finishers were Mike Reese (237), John Screen (238), Rob Slavonia (242) and Derek Sprague (278).

Women's Golf

The Dukes finished third at the 10-team Penn State Invitational April 26-27.

JMU shot a two-round total of 630, behind only Longwood (608) and Penn State (616).

The Dukes' Laura Tyler placed fifth in the individual standings with a 153.

Also competing for JMU were Laurie Swanson (157), Jennifer Creps (158), Wendy Kern (186) and Janet Matsey (171).

Clubs

The JMU women's softball club placed fourth in the D.C. Metro tournament last weekend.

The JMU men's rugby club will host Delaware Saturday at 1 p.m.

Forty-Niners choose Haley in fourth round

All-American linebacker Charles Haley, the top defensive player in JMU history, was selected in the fourth round of the NFL draft by the San Fransico 49ers Tuesday. Haley, who is the first Dukes' player to ever be drafted by the NFL, was the 14th linebacker chosen, and the 96th player taken overall.

The 49ers came to Harrisonburg last week to give Haley a tryout, and he was informed of the team's decision around 4:30 p.m. Tues- day. Haley has played inside and outside linebacker while at JMU, and the 49ers are planning to use him on the outside.

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For once JMU is improving itself without expanding. Acting president Russell Warren's five-year plan to re-vamp JMU's academic standards is in full swing.

With its proposals to increase student and faculty diversity, expand and improve the Carrier Library and expand the honor scholars program the plan can enhance JMU's status as a higher learning institution. After 15 years of ceaseless and sometimes reckless growth JMU is finally placing emphasis on its primary purpose: education

• >ZT °/9anizations and the state of Virginia evidently have faith m JMU s ability to implement the plan. Together, they have set aside approximately $1.25 million for JMU's use.

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Lii,9hea9rfn W,,Hb,e !fquired f0r both BA" and B'S- degrees Students will be required to do more writing.

These changes are exactly what JMU needs to do. Althouqh the university attracted a record number of applicants this year, it does not have much more room to accommodate more students. JMU aD-

SSSS admlSZs ' P°int Where " Can a,'°rd t0 be more se,ective

During the period it will take to fully implement the plan JMU will continue expanding with highly visible construction on a new dorm business school and fine arts center. But by improving academic standards, the five-year plan has the potential to do much more to further President Carrier's often-stated goal of making JMU the best undergraduate institution in the country.

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The above is the opinion of The Breeze editrrial board The board consists of editor Mark CharmcR, managing editor Mark Miller, editorial editor

Charles Lundy and assistant editorial editor Brian Rawdon Opinions expressed on the Viewpoint ar J Readers' Forum pages are not necessarily those of the

students, faculty and staff of James Madiso-, University. .

Since 1983

The Dukeys: When you least expect it... By Brian Rawdon assistant editorial editor

Just when you thought it was safe to open The Breeze; just when you thought you might finally be rid of them; just when you thought The Breeze might show mercy this semester — they're back. Yes, it's the Dukey awards for spring 1986.

For those too young to remember and for those who tried and managed to forget, the Dukey is "a statuette of our proud mascot Duke perched atop a slightly soiled fire hydrant." They are awarded each semester for "lackadaisical, inept or merely bizarre beh; vior by members of the JMU community," o so said Tim Arnold three years ago when he bf^an the bi-yearly awards on this page.

Our firs Dukey goes to our first man of JMU The Big ' oy 'Will He Stay or Go' Award goes to forme future JMU president Ronald E. Car- rier, also .nown as Robert E. Carrier or Ronald I. Carrier, depending on which issue of The Washin on Post you've read lately. Carrier wins for onr igain playing with the idea of leaving and keepir IMU on a string while deciding. When he finall' nnounced his departure, he promised to ret UP nrobably because, as he said last year, he find' *1L' hard 10 lea

The Fiscal Black Hole Award goes to the University Program Board, the second time this organization has won an award this school year. There wasn't a whole lot to show for the $136,000 the organization received in SGA money last year. Where did it all go? Last semester was bad for concerts and this semester wasn't any better. Let's hope the money next year is spent on something substantial, like belly dancers.

For lack of a more specific candidate, The What's-lnA-Name Award goes to the Greek system for the debate this semester about black Greeks. If there are black, Greeks, then are the other fraternities and sororities white Greeks? And how about those blacks that are in white Greek organizations? Are they white black Greeks or black white Greeks? And what about those Romans, what's their part in all this?

The Woodstock Nation Award goes to the graduation format committee who decided not only to stick with the traditional "packed people principle" quad ceremony but also for waiting until three weeks until the actual ceremony to do it. Forget about the 5,000 people who don't fit too comfortably on the quad for three hours, or that the SGA, the senior class council, The Breeze, the adminisiration and the faculty suppon a change.

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readers' forum Breeze album critic: His number is up To the editor *

Thank goodness for Charles Lundy! If it were not for him, I would never have realized how bad Van Halen's new album "5150" was (that's right Charles, "5150", not "5140"). If it were not for Charles, I would not have realized that Van Halen plays "cardboard syntho-pop." I might have called it (heaven forbid!) — Rock'n'Roll. I never would have realized that the feeling I got when listening to their new album was actually an inner hostility making me want to "hit somebody," as Charles put it. I always thought I was enjoying it.

I would also like to thank Charles for his elation that Van Halen is not coming to Harrisonburg. I much prefer those hard rockers like the "Motels", or the "Oak Ridge Boys." I wonder if Van Halen could even fill Wilson Hall like "The Motels" almost did, although Harrisonburg's "Top-40 en- thusiasts and high school students" might fill the balcony.

Thanks anyway for your enlightening review, Charles, but I think I'll buy "5140" — no, I mean "5150" — anyway.

Russell Smith freshman

undeclared

Douglas Collier freshman

music management

To the editor We'd like to thank Charles Lundy for bringing

us up to date-'on all the latest albums. We were surprised to hear that Van Halen had released an en- tirely new album only a few weeks after the release of their last big project, "5150." We probably

would never have heard of "5140" without Chuck's review.

However, when we went looking for this new one at Music land, they said they'd never heard of it. Tell us, Charles, what does "5140's" album cover look like? Anything like the "5150" album cover? Or did you even look at the album you were trying to review? All the songs are like "Why Can't This Be Love" anyway, right?

Thank God Charles Lundy won't be reviewing any more albums for The Breeze this year.

Rob Martin sophomore

international business

Dan Hupfer junior

CIS

Humanitarians iacking To the editor:

During Spring Break a duck living near" Newman Lake laid 17 eggs. Three weeks later there were only 11 eggs left in her nest. Three weeks after that there were only four eggs and out of those only one duckling hatched. Ironically enough, around April 28th, one week after the duckling hatched, it disappeared. How sad! Ducklings don't just wander off from their mother. What happened to it?

Friends say the duckling drowned or died of mercury poisoning. Remembering the incident of the dog-killing last year, I hope this wasn't another mindless act of destruction. If this be the case, this "person" is on the same level as the dog killer. Where is your maturity?

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What pleasure can possibly be deriv- ed from such an act? That poor duck endured a lot of cold, windy days for her one offspring to disappear. Is this someone's idea of amusement? If so, he is sick. He may never be caught, but I hope he feels guilty for his mindless murder. I hope he doesn't treat other people with the same lack of respect for life as he did a defenseless, one-week-old duckling. The duckling may not have known the difference, but now the poor mother has nothing to show for her six weeks of doing nothing but sitting on her nest.

Stephanie Fox senior

French/communication arts

WJMR thanks supporters, plans to air in spring 1987 To the editor

We'd like to take this opportunity to thank everybody for supporting WJMR by coming out to the benefit night on Thursday, April 24. We'd also like to give a special thanks to The Tri, DT and the Shakes, Flowers of Discipline, Out to Lunch Or- chestra, The Shuffle, and The Skanks for donating their time and efforts. Because of your show of support, our financial position is somewhat better (even though we have a long way to go) and feel now, more than ever, that the students are behind us 100 percent.

For those seniors who are graduating, we hope our optimism did not lead to assumptions that the

station would be on the air before yop>^du»te. It takes a long time to

_ sa project of this nature and i order to do it right, one step must

'be taken at a time. If we are able to follow through with our plans for this summer, our projected time for going on the air will be late spring semester of 1987. For those undergraduates returning in the fall, we ask for your continued optimism and support. With the absence of these two factors, we would have never reached the point that we're at today.

John M. Pezzulla general station manager

WJMR

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Erik Hargreaves is a senior majoring in international business.

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Apathetic attitude evident from recent letter To the Editor:

Linda Hack's article in the April 28th issue of "The Breeze" serves as a fine example of the self- centered, complacent attitude of the typical JMU student. Apparently, Ms. Hack wishes to read about things that concern her directly, rather than global ones. According to Hack, Spring Fever should be considered a higher priority by the Breeze than Reagan's Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) plan. Her conclusion comes from the fact that only 27 students attended an anti-SDI rally, while thousands went to Spring Fever. In my opinion, whenever 27 JMU students overcome such overwhelming apathy on campus, the news should headline the Washington Post, as well as The Breeze. It shouldn't take long to realize that SDI concerns everyone to a much greater degree than any outdoor party. I do concede that these tradi- tions should be covered in The Breeze, but to argue that Spring Fever takes precedence over our nuclear defense policy is laughable.

Ms. Hack also overlooked the fact that opposing

viewpoints to the "left-wing" stance were also provided. She then rejects Nsimbi Buthelezi's editorial on the subject by using the idiotic premise that he is a foreigner (GASP! How DARE he!) Such a snide comment exemplifies the mindlessly na- tionalistic belief that U.S. policy concerns American citizens only, even though that policy af- fects humans everywhere. Remember, Ms. Hack, the world and its atmosphere belong not only to the U.S., but to South Africans, Russians, Cana- dians, and Nicaraguans as well. Ms. Hack should also realize that an "outsider's point of view" may actually help a crisis, since that person can see options that the "insider" is too involved to see. If her rejection of outsiders is complete, then our whole legal system would be considered useless, since judges and juries are also outsiders. Therefore, Nsimbi's comments should at least be given a chance, even though you feel he doesn't have the "insight" only Americans have. (Perhaps we should have told Mr. Kissinger, "Go away. You're only a foreigner. You have no right to deal

with our foreign policy.") Hack's letter is a depressing example of JMU

students' tunnel vision. It seems that the major concerns of the student body are trivial ones. How long will my tan last? Which classes are the easiest? When will the next Van Halen album come out? When does happy hour end?

Most students think of political activism as the student attempt to keep the Hill tradition. Perhaps a few columns about SDI, Central America, and Apartheid can sober up those of us who have such a restricted set of concerns. Besides, a little "left- wing" bias on this knee jerk reactionary campus couldn't hurt too much.

Mike Cluff junior

psychology

P.S. Please look up "hypocrisy" in your Webster's, Ms. Hack.

Cap'n Crunch

conspiracy uncovered!

To the editor: We are aware that there are several very impor-

tant issues that should be discussed between these pages, such as Contra Aid and the Libyan crisis. However, a scandal of equal impact, a Watergate of sorts, has been uncovered at James Madison University. After several thorough and detailed in- vestigations, we have come to the conclusion that D-Hall is serving a cheap imitation of Cap'n Crunch Cereal for breakfast. First the facts.

Our suspicions became aroused one calm Sun- day brunch some time ago. We got our bowls of "Cap'n," but after our first bite, we knew something was definitely wrong. The "Cap'n" had a funny, wheaty taste to it almost—nutritious. Since then, we have followed up with interviews, taste-tests and investigatory operations, including a stake-out last Tuesday morning, at which we finally cracked the case. A D-Hall employee was

observed promiscuously pouring a box of "Crisp Crunch" into the tray where our beloved "Cap'n Crunch" should have been.

We feel that this is an outrage. The students of JMU cannot sit back while these communists poison our bodies with such fraudulence. Those responsible for this atrocity ought to be punished severely for their crimes against humanity. Until action is taken, we suggest that the JMU community do as we do: Boycott this ridiculous imitation, and eat Cheerio *s.

Mark J. Rendell sophomore

political science

Robert D. Schaefer i sophomore

telecommunications

Respect your neighbors; use the bushes During the first week in May, a great event takes

place in Harrisonburg; JMU students go home. There is no official celebration but in the minds of many Harrisonburgers, May 10 is a day of libera- tion. For three months, this little city returns to normal. The bars are empty and there is no traffic. The city is quiet and pizza sales go way down.

There is probably a natural tension between the residents of any college town and the students of that college. But the relations between JMU students and city residents has been particularly bad for several years. ,

In letters of complaint to the dean of students office, there have been numerous cases of students committing inconsiderate and/or illegal acts. One letter from a JMU professor on behalf of a number of his neighbors documents such incidents as a women who looked out her window and saw two students having sex in her front yard. In the same letter, an elderly gentleman reports that ne was urinated on by a JMU student (the letter wasn t clear how this happened, i.e. whether the old man just stood there or whether the student chased him around). At any rate, the list of offensesrunsthe gamut from disturbing the peace and loitering to

theft and destruction of property. Aside from being just plain good manners, there

are many reasons for students to be considerate toward local people. We may be sorry if we are not. There already have been citizen proposals to regulate where students live in the city. This can be done very simply by changing zoning ordinances to prohibit non-related individuals from living in a

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single dwelling. This would prohibit students from living in houses in residential areas.

Another possibility is that landlords may simply refuse to rent to students. There are already places in town that will not do so and this is completely legal. Laws prevent discrimination based on sex, race or religious affiliation but none prohibit it

based on educational status. Last summer, a Daily News-Record advertisement for an apartment read "NO PETS, NO STUDENTS."

The influence of JMU on Harrisonburg is not all bad. JMU students pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into the local economy. Virtually all of the cultural activities on campus like plays, speakers and concerts are open to the public. Many are free and patronized by locals. JMU students perform many volunteer activities to help Harrisonburg like Logan's Run, blood drives and food collection for the needy at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Community relations is probably not the top priority for most students. It doesn't have to be. When practiced, good manners and decent behavior become habit. It shouldn't be difficult to remember not to destroy shrubs, ruin grass or blast music in your neighbors' direction. The next time you and your true love find yourselves in an amorous mood, you shouldn't let nature take its course right where you stand. By all means, crawl behind a bush first. ^^^^

Randy See is a senior majoring in political science and history.


: nation Fallout may arrive in U.S. by weekend

(AP) — Radioactive fallout from a nuclear plant disaster in the Soviet Union might be detected in the United States by the weekend, but the amounts would be too small to be dangerous, U.S. specialists said.

Because of shifting wind patterns, there were 4a —

Supreme Court refuses to reinstate abortion law; victory for pro-choicers

WASHINGTON (AP) — In a victory for pro-choice forces, the Supreme Court Wednes- day refused to reinstate an Illinois law regulating abortions.

By a 9-0 vote, the court dismissed for pro- cedural reasons an attempt to revive the law.

The justices threw out an appeal by a pediatrician who objects to abortion on moral grounds. The court said only the state has legal standing to seek reinstatement of invalidated abortion regulations.

Today's ruling appears to have limited impact on the raging controversy over abortion in which the Reagan administration has asked the justices to overturn their landmark 1973 decision legalizing abortion.

forecasts the radiation could show up on both coasts.

The radioactive cloud looped back toward Central Europe and the Soviet Union from Scandanavia Tuesday, and weathermen around

100 Methodist bishops rap U.S. nuclear policies, oppose arms escalation

MORRISTOWN, N.J. (AP) — About 100 United Methodist bishops from across the country unanimously condemned nuclear armaments Tuesday and termed the U.S. policy of nuclear deterrence "a dogmatic license for perpetual hostility between superpowers."

The bishops representing the nation's second- largest Protestant denomination declared any "moral case for deterrence, even as an interim epoch, has been undermined by unrelenting arms escalation."

The stand by the chief overseers of the 10-million member denomination was the first major religious group to reject the policy of stockpiling nuclear weapons for deterrence, a keystone of American defense strategy for 40 years.

the world tried to track the fallout.

Western experts said serious health hazards, many of them not showing up until years from now, are unlikely beyond a 30-mile range of the Ukranian plant near Kiev.

Japanese manufactured goods send U.S. trade deficit to all-time high

WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. trade deficit jumped 16.3 percent in March to $14.5 billion as imports of manufactured goods soared to an all-time high and the country suf- fered a record deficit with Japan, the government reported Wednesday.

The Commerce Department said the March deficit was up from a February imbalance of $12.49 billion but still below the all-time high of $16.46 billion in January.

The deterioration last month came despite the fact that falling oil prices cut petroleum imports by 13 percent.

The Japanese have been under pressure from the Reagan administration and Congress to increase their purchases of American goods to cut the trade imbalance.

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Nuclear disaster involves <£nd reactor WASHINGTON (AP) — A

disastrous accident at a Soviet nuclear power plant, three days in the making, has spread to a second nuclear reactor, Reagan administration sources said Wednes- day.

These sources, offering the most detailed assessment to date of the accident at the Chernobyl complex, said U.S. intelligence

agencies are convinced a second of four reactors at the site either has already experienced, or is ex- periencing, a meltdown of its core.

A meltdown definitely occurred within the first reactor, said officials who spoke to reporters under strict ground rules of con- fidentiality.

These sources said a fire at that

first reactor still'was burning out of control Wednesday, spewing smoke, vapors and radiation into the atmosphere.

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assessment based on photo recon- naissance from American spy satellites as well as on data from other satellite sensors, such as in- frared detection devices.

The sources stressed, however, they had no independent assessment of how much radiation had been released into the air-only that such radioactive fallout was continuing.

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state Baliles promises no state tax hikes

RICHMOND (AP) - Gov. Gerald L. Baliles said Wednesday the state is committed to pro- viding essential services without general tax hikes, despite reduc- tions in income from the federal government.

"It is our intent to increase efficiency of government and decrease the cost," Baliles told the inaugural meeting of his Com- mission on Efficiency in Govern- ment.

Gov. will set up temporary office

RICHMOND (AP) — The northern Virginia suburbs of Washington D.C. will be the second stop in Gov. Gerald L. Baliles's program to take his office to various areas of the state.

"Transportation will be the main theme" for the June 4-7 visit to northern Virginia, Darrel Martin, the governor's executive assistant for strategic planning, said Tuesday.

Carrier asks for hold on loan plan

RICHMOND (AP) — In a move to seek alternative financing, the head of the Center for In- novative Technology, Ronald E. Carrier, has asked the state retirement system to put the CIT's $12 million loan request on hold.

Carrier, who took control of the CIT earlier this month, said Tuesday the state might save $5.5 million by floating tax-exempt bonds to borrow money.

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