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    BRUNO'S

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    Octave

    Mirbeau—A Portrait

    Submarine

    Vessels

    Herbert

    Beerbohm

    Tree —Is He

    an

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    Edited

    by

    Guido

    Bruno

    in

    His

    Garret

    on

    Washington

    Square

    After

    Verlaine

    A

    ROUND

    were

    all the

    roses

    red,

    The

    ivy

    all

    around

    was

    black.

    Dear,

    so

    thou

    only

    move

    thine

    head ,

    Shall

    all

    mine old

    despai rs

    awake

    Too

    blue, too

    tender

    was

    the

    sky,

    The air

    too

    soft,

    too

    green

    the

    sea.

    Always

     

    fear,

     

    know

    not

    why,

    Some

    lamentable

    flight

    from thee.

    I

    am

    so tired

    of

    hol ly-sprays

    And

    weary

    of

    the

    bright

    box-tree,

    Of

    all the endless

    country

    ways;

    Of

    everything

    alas

    save

    thee.

    Ernest Dowson.

    Submarine

    Vessels

    A

    Historical

    Survey

    IT is

    hard

    to

    say,

    at

    this late

    day,

    where

    man

    got

    the idea

    of

    a

    submarine vessel

    from.

    It

    may

    have been

    sug-

    gested

    to

    him

    by

    that leviathan of

    the

    deep,

    the

    whale,

    which,

    although

    a warm-blooded

    mammal,

    is able

    to

    re-

    main under

    water

    for

    long periods.

    Or

    perhaps

    its

    evolution

    is

    traceable

    to

    the

    human

    diver,

    whose

    art

    is

    a world-old

    one.

    It

    is more

    than

    likely,

    however,

    that

    the

    submarine

    vessel

    owes

    its

    origin,

    like

    all

    other

    great

    inventions, solely

    to

    necessity—the

    necessity

    of

    every

    mari-

    time

    country

    is

    under

    of

    protecting

    itself from armed in-

    vasion

    at

    sea.

    Be

    this

    as

    it

    may,

    it

    is

    remarkable tha t from

    a

    very

    early

    period

    the brain of

    man

    has

    been

    incessant ly

    at

    work

    devising

    submarine

    boats

    —a

    period

    far

    antedating Jules

    Verne's

    imaginary   Nautilus,

    whose terrible destructive-

    ness

    he

    so

    entertainingly

    described

    in his

     Twenty

    Thousand

    Leagues

    under the Sea. Indeed

    as far back

    as 332 B.C.

    something

    of the

    sort

    was

    used and

    with

    some

    success

    by

    Alexander

    the

    Great

    at

    the

    siege

    of

    Tyre;

    and

    it is

    common

    that from time

    immemorial

    divers,

    with

    almost fish-like

    qualities,

    have

    trod

    the

    ocean

    bed

    gathering

    pearls

    and

    sponges.

    That

    Cleopatra

    em-

    ployed

    divers is

    a

    matter

    of

    history.

    Thus

    Shakespeare,

    to

    cite

    one

    authority:

    Charmian. 'Twas

    merry

    when

    You

    wager'd

    on

    his

    angling;

    when

    your

    diver

    Did

    hang

    a

    salt-fish

    on

    his

    hook,

    which he

    With

    fervency

    drew

    up.

    Cleopatra.

    That time

    —O

    times

    I

    laugh'd

    him

    out

    of

    patience  

    These

    primitive

    methods of

    submarine

    navigation

    were

    at

    last

    improved

    upon;

    but

    it

    was

    not

    until A.

    D.

    1150

    Copyright

    *9*6,

    by

    Guido

    Bruno

    that

    we

    find

    any

    recorded

    us e

    of submarine

    vessels

    in

    war.

    In

    that

    period,

    so

    it

    is related

    by

    an

    Arabian

    historian,

    a

    diver

    entered Ptolemais

    during

    a

    siege by

    means

    of

    a

    submarine

    apparatus.

    Then

    nearly

    400

    years

    passed,

    and

    Toledo, Spain,

    produced

    one

    in

    1538;

    and

    in

    1588

    came

    Bourne's

    plunging

    apparatus.

    Other

    attempts

    at

    sub-

    marine

    navigation

    quickly

    followed;

    but the

    first

    real

    submarine boat was

    invented in

    1620

    by

    a

    Dutch

    physician.

    Cornelius Van Drebel

    who

    in

    that

    year

    launched a

    sub-

    mersible

    navigable

    boat ,

    followed

    by

    tw o

    others in

    one

    of

    wfiich

    James

     

    made

    a

    trip.

    These boats

    were

    built

    of wood

    and

    made

    water-tight by

    a

    casing

    of

    greased

    leather, being

    propelled by

    twelve

    rowers

    whose

    oars

    were

    jointed

    where

    they

    passed

    through

    the

    ship 's

    casing

    in

    a

    moveable

    watertight

    leather holder.

    They

    carried

    passengers

    in

    addition,

    and

    made

    journeys

    of several hours

    submerged

    15

    feet.

    In

    the

    next

    hundred

    years,

    Norwood,

    the

    tw o

    priests

    Mersenne

    and

    Fournier,

    Barrie, Bishop

    Wilkins,

    De

    Sou ,

    Borelli,

    Doligny, John

    Holland

    (who patented

    an

    engine

    for

    us e

    in

    submarine

    navigation),

    Evance,

    Lethbridge

    and

    Symons

    were

    inventors

    of

    subamrine

    craft,

    Father Mer-

    senne

    being

    the

    first

    to

    use

    a

    metallic

    hull and

    adopt

    the

    pisciform shape

    for

    his

    boat,

    which carried

    tw o

    cannon.

    About this

    period,

    in

    1721 ,

    a

    diving

    apparatus

    was

    in -

    vented

    in

    England

    by Halley;

    and

    in

    1763 ,

    Day,

    of Yar-

    mouth,

    while

    testing

    his

    submarine

    vessel

    in

    Plymouth

    Harbor,

    lost his

    life

    through

    his

    inability

    to

    rise

    to

    the

    surface after

    a

    dive. This

    was

    the first

    casual ty

    in the

    history

    of

    this invention.

    At

    length

    in

    1733

    an-American

    engineer,

    D.

    Bushnell,

    constructed

    one

    turtle-shaped,

    and

    to

    him

    belongs

    the

    honor

    of

    fabricating

    the first submarine boat that could

    be

    navigated

    under

    water

    under

    any

    conditions.

    Three

    years

    later,

    during

    the War

    of

    Independence,

    Bushnell

    had

    an

    ideal

    opportunity

    to

    test

    the

    fighting

    qualities

    of his

    boat , and,

    with the

    permission

    of General

    Parsons,

    attempted

    to

    blow

    up

    an

    English-

    frigate

    in

    New

    York

    Harbor. He

    was towed one

    night by

    tw o

    rowing

    boats

    to

    a

    point

    ne r

    the

    vessel ,

    but

    when

    he reached

    its

    side

    he

    found

    that

    he

    could

    not

    affix

    his

    torpedo

    because

    of

    the

    ship being

    copper

    sheathed.

    He was carried

    by

    the

    current

    away

    from

    his

    intruded

    victim,

    and

    later his

    mine

    exploded

    harmlessly ,

    causing

    great

    consternation

    among

    the

    British fleet.

    In

    1780

    and 1796

    there

    were

    other

    attempts,

    and

    in

    1797

    Robert

    Fulton,

    whose inventive

    brain had

    long

    recog-

    nized

    its

    possibilities,

    offered his

    plans

    for

    a

    submarine

    to

    the French Government. A committee

    reported

    favor-

    ably,

    but

    nothing

    eventuated.

    After like

    unsuccess

    with

    the

    Dutch, Bonaparte

    gave

    him

    10,000

    francs

    to

    exprei-

    ment

    with,

    and

    in

    1800

    he

    built the   Nautilus

    (and

    later

    the

     Mute ),

    a

    cigar-shaped

    vessel. After

    numerous

    trials

    on

    the Se ine ,

    during

    which

    she

    remained

    under

    water

    once for five

    hours,

    the French

    authorities decided

    against her,

    and

    raised so

    many

    objections

    that

    Fulton,

    in

    disgust,

    threw

    up

    the

    project

    and

    turned

    his attention

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    in

    America,

    to

    the

    problem

    of

    steam

    navigation,

    winning

    in

    that field immortal

    renown.

    A

    persistent pioneer

    in

    submarine

    navigation

    was

    Wil-

    helm Bauer

    who,

    getting

    his

    idea

    from

    the

    dolphin,

    built

    a

    dolphin-shaped

    boat

    at

    Kiel

    in

    1850. After

    offering

    his

    invention

    vainly

    to

    Austria

    and

    England,

    he

    tried

    Russ ia ,

    with the result that in 1856

     Le Diable

    Marin,

    built

    at

    St.

    Petersburg,

    was

    launched

    at

    Cronstadt.

    Not

    proving successfu l ,

    he

    finally

    had

    to

    leave

    Russia

    in

    great

    haste. Bauer

    relates that while

    submerged

    he could

    hear

    people 's

    voices

    on

    the

    surface some distance

    away,

    proving

    that

    water

    is

    a

    good

    conductor of

    sound.

    In

    1859

    Delany,

    of

    Chicago,

    built

    one,

    but

    it

    was

    too

    complicated

    for

    practical

    use;

    while

    too

    cumbrous

    was

    ''The

    Intelligent

    Whale built in

    Brooklyn.

    Next

    year

    came

     Le

    Plongeur,

    the invention

    of

    Bourgois

    and

    Brun,

    139 feet

    long.

    During

    the Civil

    War

    the submarine first

    demonstrated

    its

    value as

    an

    engine

    of

    war.

    In

    1863 the

     Keokuk,

    a

    type

    of

    submersible

    monitor

    built

    in

    New

    York, fought

    a

    duel

    with

    Fort

    Sumter,

    and ,

    though

    riddled

    with

    shots,

    escaped

    without the loss

    of a man.

    But she

    sank

    the fol-

    lowing night.

    This curious

    monster,

    164 feet

    long,

    was

    both

    a

    ram

    and

    a

    monitor,

    and

    resembled

    a

    huge floating

    battery.

    She was

    constructed of

    pipe

    and

    palmetto logs,

    her

    armor

    being

    railway

    iron,

    and

    her

    iron

    turrets

    were

    six

    inches thick.

    In

    the

    same

    year

    the

    Confederates

    at

    Charleston

    used

    a

    submarine

    boat

    against

    the

    blockading

    Federal

    squadron.

    It

    was

    c igar -shaped,

    built of

    boiler

    plates

    and

    propelled

    by eight

    men

    at

    a maximum

    speed

    of

    4

    knots,

    and when

    advancing

    her

    top

    was

    level with the

    water.

    While

    being

    tried

    out

    she

    sank

    and failed

    to

    rise

    on

    three

    occas ions,

    her

    crew

    perishing

    each

    time.

    The

    fourth

    time

    she

    was

    successful

    in

    her

    manoeuvers,

    reached

    the

     Housatonic,

    and

    sank her—but

    at

    the

    expense

    of

    her

    own

    life.

    This

    type

    of

    submarine

    was

    called

    a

    David,

    and

    a

    number

    of

    them

    were

    built

    at

    Mobile.

    Goubet,

    of

    Paris,

    in

    1882

    built

    one

    of

    the first

    effective

    submarines,

    and

    he

    was

    followed

    by

    Mordenfeldt with

    a boat

    that

    surpassed

    all

    previous

    attempts.

    The

     Katahdin,

    launched in

    1893 ,

    and which

    cost

    our

    government

    close

    to

    a

    million

    dollars,

    had a

    length

    of 251

    feet,

    and

    was one of

    the

    most

    successful

    of

    her

    type.

    Finally

    when the twentieth

    century

    dawned,

    man's

    patient tenacity

    began

    to

    bear

    fruit,

    and

    submarine

    war

    vessels

    of

    great

    practical

    use were

    produced by

    Italian,

    French,

    Russ ian,

    German

    and,

    in

    particular,

    American

    inventors.

    Nearly

    all obstacles

    were

    overcome,

    and

    an

    almost

    perfect

    craft

    evolved.

    For

    propulsion

    electric

    storage

    batteries, oil, benzol, gaso lene

    and

    even

    steam

    were

    used, and ,

    still

    more

    marvelous,

    eyes

    to

    se e

    what

    is

    going

    on

    at

    the surface while

    submerged

    were

    provided.

    This miracle

    was

    accomplished

    by

    the

    invention of the

    p eris co pe , b y

    whose

    aid the

    navigator,

    while

    beneath

    the

    surface,

    can se e

    anything

    above.

    He is

    thus enabled

    to

    attack and

    destroy

    a

    hostile

    ship,

    or

    carry

    out

    valuable

    reconnaissances.

    Among

    the first successful submarines

    in

    the United

    States

    was

    the

     Argonaut,

    des igned

    by

    Simon

    Lake

    of

    Baltimore. She

    made

    trips

    on

    the

    Patapsco, Md.,

    in

    1898 ,

    and

    later

    traveled

    200

    miles

    under

    the

    surface

    of

    Lake

    Champlain.

    Another

    Lake

    ship,

    the

     Seal,

    built

    in

    1911

    ,

    was 161 feet

    l ong,

    had

    six

    torpedo

    tubes

    and

    carried

    10

    to rpedoes .

    Her

    surface

    speed

    was 14

    knots,

    9 1-2 while

    submerged.

    It

    was

    in

    1893 that

    France first

    began

    to

    use

    sub-

    marines;

    and

    from

    1901-4

    quite

    a

    number

    were

    built of

    a

    larger

    and

    improved

    type.

    Her

     Circe

    and

     Calypso

    (1905)

    were

    155

    feet

    l ong,

    and

    with

    Diesel

    oil

    eng ines

    made about twelve

    knots

    per

    hour

    on

    the

    surface,

    when

    submerged electricity

    was

    the

    motive

    power.

    In 1909

    a

    number of small

    submarines

    were

    built from

    des igns

    of

    M. Labeuf. At the

    preesnt

    time France

    probably

    has

    more of

    these

     sea-devils than

    any

    other

    nation.

    Most

    of these

    boats ,

    and

    the

    ear ly

    American

    boats ,

    were of

    the

    famous Holland

    type,

    so-called from the

    name

    of their

    American

    inventor,

    John

    P.

    Holland,

    who

    des igned

    the

    first

    submarine,

    the

     Holland, acquired

    by

    the U.

    S .

    Navy Department,

    in 1897. This

    boat was

    followed

    by,

    a

    number of

    similar

    but

    improved

    types,

    seven

    of which

    were

    launched 1901-2. It is

    surmised

    that

    American

    submarines

    were used

    by

    Admiral

    Togo

    to

    destroy

    the

    Russian

    Fleet in the Sea of

    Japan

    in 1905.

    Among

    the

    requirements

    of the f irst Holland boat

    w as

    that

    it

    should

    make 8

    knots

    pe r

    hour for 6

    hours,

    and

    reach

    a

    depth

    of 20

    feet

    in

    one

    minute after

    receiving

    orders

    to

    dive.

    By

    1910

    the

    United States had

    27

    of

    these

    torpedo

    boats ,

    some

    of which have

    made

    good

    records. The

    U.

    S.

    submarine

     Narwhale

    has made

    tw o

    clean hits

    out

    of

    four

    at

    a

    distance

    of

    2000

    yards

    while

    traveling

    at

    full

    speed

    and

    40

    feet below surface.

    It

    may

    also be

    noted

    that the small U. S . submarine

     Petrel

    during

    the

    Spanish

    War

    easily

    dest royed

    tw o

    Spanish torpedo

    boats.

    Thus

    after hundreds of

    years

    of t ireless and

    dangerous

    experiment,

    man's

    ingenuity

    won

    the

    day,

    and

    we

    have

    only

    to

    read

    the

    war

    despatches

    of the

    past

    few weeks

    to

    realize

    that

    the submarine

    war-ship,

    as a

    great

    designer

    of

    them

    (John

    P.

    Holland)

    once

    wrote,

    is  a

    weapon

    against

    which

    there is

    no

    defence.

    Porpoising

    her

    way,

    unperceived,

    towards

    her

    prey,

    this

    submarine

    snarpshooter

    fi res death and

    destruction

    into

    the

    very

    vitals of

    a

    supposedly

    invulnerable

    dread-

    nought,

    and

    escapes

    unseen.

    Defects it

    may

    still

    have,

    but the submarine had

    demonstrated

    beyond

    a

    doubt

    its

    deadly

    effectiveness

    as

    a

    war

    engine.

    Whatever

    defects

    there

    are

    will

    doubtless

    be removed

    before

    l ong.

    A cardinal

    defed:

    is

    the

    inability

    of

    the submarine

    to

    se e

    further than

    a few

    yards

    when

    submerged;

    its

    restricted

    radius

    of

    action and

    low

    speed

    come

    next,

    and then there

    is

    to

    be considered the

    cramped,

    confined

    life

    of the

    crew

    which

    is

    very

    enervating.

    But there

    is

    little

    doubt that these

    obstacles

    to

    perfect

    control

    and swift action

    will be

    overcome,

    and in the

    fulness of

    time

    perhaps

    a

    more

    peaceful

    field

    of

    activity

    and

    usefulness

    for

    submarine

    craft

    may

    open

    up

    when

    they

    are

    used

    for

    commercial

    travel,

    marine

    surveying,

    and

    in

    locating

    and

    removing

    sunken

    treasure.

    A notable

    instance

    of the fear

    in

    which submarine

    war

    vessels

    are

    held

    was on

    the

    occasion of the

    sinking

    of

    the

     Aldabaran in the

    North

    Sea

    by

    the Russian

    war-ship

     Kamschatka

    a

    few

    years

    ago.

    Mistaking

    the  Alda-

    *baran

    for a

    submarine,

    the Russian commander

    signaled

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    that he

    was

    being

    attacked

    by

    submarines

    at

    the

    same time

    firing

    upon

    the

    Swedish

    steamer,

    sinking

    her.

    Notwithstand the

    perfection

    ot

    which

    the

    submarine

    as a

    war

    engine

    has been

    brought

    it

    is

    the

    opinion

    of

    naval

    experts,

    among

    them

    Admiral

    Mahan,

    that the

    gu n

    will

    always

    keep

    ahead

    of

    it,

    and

    recent events

    in

    the

    great

    European

    war now

    raging

    have

    to

    some

    extent

    justified

    this

    opinion.

    They

    are

    at best

    a

    frail

    craft.

    Only

    a short

    time

    ago

    (Nov. 23)

    the German

    submarine

    U-18

    was

    rammed

    and

    sunk

    by

    the British

    destroyer

     Garry,

    and

    all

    her

    crew,

    with

    the

    exception

    of one

    man

    who

    was

    drowned,

    captured.

    Built in

    1912 the U-18

    had

    a

    radius of action

    of 2000

    miles,

    a

    surface

    speed

    of

    14

    knots,

    and

    8

    knots

    while

    submerged.

    On the other

    hand and

    offsetting

    to

    some

    extent

    this

    expens ive

    sub-

    marine

    mortality

    was

    the

    reported

    success of

    a

    German

    submarine

    in

    sinking

    the British

    superdreadnought

     Audacious

    on October 27

    near

    the

    Irish

    coast.

    This

    $10,000,000

    giant,

    it

    is

    believed,

    was

    destroyed

    by

    one

    of

    a fleet

    of

    submarines from

    Wilhelmshaven which

    launched

    tw o

    to rpedoes

    at

    her,

    the

    second

    taking

    effect.

    So

    long

    as

    these invisible marine

    sharpshooters prowl

    the

    se a

    for the

    dreadnought, battleship

    or

    other

    surface

    war-ship

    eternal

    vigilance

    is the

    price

    of

    safety.

    Alfred

    Ernest

    Keet

    Octave

    Mirbeau

    HTHE first time  

    saw Octave

    Mirbeau,

    or

    rather heard

    him,

    was

    amid

    the smoke of

    a

    public

    gathering

    at

    the time

    of

    the

    Dreyfus

    case.

    He

    pres ided

    at

    a

    meeting

    of

    some

    sort,

    in

    some

    quarter

    or other.

    He

    impressed

    me

    as

    being

    firm and

    energetic.

    Prominent

    eyebrows,

    a

    pow-

    erful

    jaw,

    neck

    as

    strong

    as a bull's

    and

    a

    spiky

    moustache

    hiding

    a

    thin

    mouth—the whole

    arrangement

    of

    those

    sharply

    defined

    features

    gave.him

    the

    impressive

    appear-

    ance of

    a

    retired

    se a

    captain

    or a

    wrestler

    at

    a

    country

    fair

    side-show.

    To

    this

    must

    be

    added the

    brutal

    accent

    in

    which he addressed his

    aud ience,

    his

    jerky

    gestures,

    and

    his

    bluntness. That

    evening

    Octave Mirbeau revealed

    h im-

    self

    to

    me

    as

    a

    bold,

    aggressive,

    formidable

    fighter.

    Since

    then

     

    have

    met

    him

    at

    Durand-Ruel's

    and

    at

    various

    exhibitions. He

    was no

    longer

    a

    fighter.

    On

    the

    contrary,

    he

    appeared

    tired

    and

    as

    if

    disillusioned.

    He

    seemed

    weighed

    down

    by

    a

    great

    sorrow.

    It

    flashed

    across

    my

    mind that

    in

    his

    limpid

    eyes,

    deep

    behind

    the

    arch

    of

    his

    brows,

     

    saw

    an

    expression

    of

    unspeakab le

    suffering—

    like

    a

    ref lection of

    destpair,

    of

    irremediable

    nostalgia.

    All Mirbeau seems

    revealed

    in

    these

    tw o

    attitudes. A

    fighter

    he

    certainly

    is;

    his

    opponents

    know

    something

    about that.

    But

    he

    is

    also

    a

    creature

    full

    of

    sensitive-

    ness

    and

    of

    foibles.

    This

    formidable

    controversialist,

    who

    throws

    himself

    body

    and

    soul

    into the

    fray,

    who rushes

    at

    his enemies and deals

    savage

    blows

    right

    and

    lift,

    possesses

    a

    young

    girl's

    shyness,

    a

    lad's tenderness.

    He

    adores

    flowers,

    but

    above

    everything

    he loves

    birds,

    always

    pro-

    tecting

    them

    from

    harm.

    Do

    you

    recall

    Isidore

    Lechat,

    a

    character in

    one of

    his

    plays,

    who

    no sooner

    appears

    on

    the

    stage

    than he

    causes a

    poor

    bird

    to

    be

    frightened

    away

    from

    his

    garden? Mirbeau

    intended this

    action

    to

    sym-

    bolize all

    the vileness

    and

    meanness

    of

    the

    human

    race.

    For

    him,

    a man

    who doesn't

    love

    birds,

    becomes

    classified;

    he is

    a

    brute,

    a

    criminal

    capab le

    of

    any

    sort

    of

    fe lony.

    Mirbeau

    also loves

    dogs,

    with the

    exception,

    perhaps

    of

    the horrible

    little beast

    of

    the

     Calvaire.

    Lastly,

    he

    loves

    men,

    notwithstanding

    his

    great

    know ledge

    of them

    and the

    fact

    that he has become

    a

    master

    in the

    art

    of

    ex-

    posing

    their foibles and their

    vices.

    But

    he

    loves

    them

    when

    they

    are

    help less,

    miserable,

    wretched;

    when

    they

    stimulate

    in

    him

    fraternal—compassion,

    when

    they

    join

    the ranks

    of

    life's

    vanquished

    ones.

    Octave

    Mirbeau.

    Original Drawing

    by

    A.

    Delannoy

    And all this hidden

    love,

    all this

    tenderness,

    which he

    conceals

    so

    awkwardly—fearing ridicule, perhaps,—but

    which

    shows , never the less ,

    in

    all

    his

    works;

    all

    this

    store

    of

    sentiments, aspirations,

    and

    human

    desires,

    brotherly

    and

    helpful,

    which he

    represses

    and

    stubbornly

    forces

    back—all

    this

    exp lodes

    sudden ly

    and

    becomes

    anger,

    in -

    dignation

    and

    vehemence. Then occurs one of

    those

    mar-

    vellously

    lucid

    and incisive

    pages,

    thundering

    with im -

    precations,

    laden with anathema

    and

    bubbling impetu-

    ously

    with

    rage

    and

    scorching

    words.

    His

    writing

    be

    comes

    a

    torrent

    that

    has

    broken loose,

    carrying

    away

    all

    things

    before it and

    sweeping

    onward

    in

    a

    tumultous

    stream

    of

    fierce

    invective, daring

    metaphor

    and

    audacious

    paradox.

    Such

    pages

    are

    masterp ieces

    in

    which one feels

    that

    the author

    has

    poured

    out

    some

    of

    his

    strength

    ans

    blood,

    and in which he has allowed his

    heart,

    filled

    with

    love

    and

    pity,

    to

    overflow.

    The

    particularly

    ignominious

    period

    in

    which

    we

    live

    knows few writers of

    this

    stamp.

    Our

    present

    day

    literary

    and

    artistic

    domesticity

    faithfully

    reflects

    our

    spirit

    of de

    mocracy

    and

    universal

    suf f rage.

    Artists

    and

    writers,

    who

    were

    formerly

    knaves and

    courtesahs,

    are

    to-day

    the

    flunk-

    eys

    of

    the

    triumphant

    bourgeoisie.

    Among

    this herd

    of

    servile

    and

    timorous

    persons,

    al l

    craving

    enjoyment

    and

    all

    seek ing adulation,

    the man of

    g en iu s d ev elo ps

    painfully;

    a

    temperamental

    writer

    has

    a

    hard time

    asserting

    himself. If he

    merely mumbles,

    the

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    alarmed

    flock

    turns

    around

    ready

    to

    check

    him. If

    he

    persists,

    if

    he faces

    his

    adversaries

    returning

    blow for

    blow,

    if he attacks

    them,

    then

    a

    boycotting

    is

    organized

    and silence

    prevails;

    he

    is left

    to

    struggle

    in

    the dark

    and

    die

    of

    inanition.

    Two forcible

    writers

    have

    resisted

    and

    have

    main-

    tained

    -their

    opinion:

    Octave

    Mirbeau

    and

    Leon

    Bloy.

    The

    former

    ear ly

    acquired

    the

    faculty

    of

    asserting

    himself

    and

    of

    conquer ing

    public

    indifference.

    He

    commands re-

    spect.

    His

    gen ius

    was

    so

    obviously

    real that

    it

    became

    impossible

    to

    deny

    its

    existence.

    Being

    talented while

    those

    surrounding

    him

    had

    to

    strive

    to

    achieve

    mediocrity; speaking

    the

    truth

    while others

    were

    spreading lies;

    giving

    proofs

    of

    daring,

    audacity,

    en-

    ergy

    and

    revolt,

    while

    this

    herd of

    frightened sheep

    could

    not

    bleat

    and

    cower,

    Mirbeau

    incurred

    an

    unrelenting

    hatred. But instead of

    attacking

    him

    openly ,

    they

    re-

    sorted

    to

    defamation and

    backbiting;

    his

    errors

    and his

    idiosyncracies

    were

    slyly

    pointed

    out,

    and

    great

    efforts

    were

    made

    to

    belittle

    him and

    drag

    him

    down

    to

    their

    own

    level.

    His

    errors,

    his

    idiosyncracies—we

    are

    all

    aware

    of

    them

    —but,

    shall

    we

    confess

    it?

    We

    love Mirbeau

    even

    in his

    shortcomings,

    and

    perhaps

    still

    more

    on

    account

    of these

    deficiencies which bear

    proof

    of his

    temperament

    and

    prob-

    ably

    imperfections

    without

    repining

    and without

    partial-

    ity.

    This

    will

    permit

    us

    to

    take the

    m an

    bodily

    and

    lift

    him

    up

    on

    a

    pedesta l .

    Mirbeau

    was

    born

    on

    February

    16th,

    1850,

    in Tre-

    vieres,

    Calvados—a

    fellow

    countryman

    of

    Flaubert

    and

    Barbey

    d'Aurevilly.

    His

    father

    was

    a

    physician

    at

    Reg

    malard

    in

    the

    Orne,

    where Mirbeau

    grew

    to

    manhood.

    His mother

    was

    a

    charming

    and

    sweet

    woman,

    whom he

    adored

    and from

    whom

    he

    inherited,

    presumably ,

    the

    gift

    of

    human

    understanding.

    There

    was

    also

    in

    the

    family

    an

    uncle,

    the terrible Abbe

    Jules,

    whose

    story

    has been

    told

    by

    the author.

    Mirbeau

    has

    given

    us,

    in his

    works,

    the

    history

    of

    his

    family

    and

    that of the first

    years

    of his life.

    We

    meet

    his father in

    the  Calvaire

    and in

     L'Abbe

    Jules,

    to-

    gether

    with

    the

    descriptions

    of the

    val leys

    of the

    Orne,

    of

    the fields

    and

    forests

    of

    Bresnin,

    and

    of

    Isigny

     with

    poplars,

    app le

    trees

    and the

    se a

    as

    a

    background,

    where

    the

    writer's

    childhood

    was

    spent

    in

    close

    contact

    withr

    na -

    ture,

    we

    follow

    him

    to

    the

    Jesuits

    of Vannes

    in

    his

     S e-

    bastien

    Roch,

    in which he shows

    us

    how

    a

    child's

    intellect

    becomes

    warped.

    After

    l eav ing col lege,

    he

    vacillated;

    should

    he take

    up

    law

    or

    medicine?

    Finally,

    he decided

    to

    study

    law

    and

    went

    to

    Paris. Then the

    war

    of

    1870

    occurred. Mirbeau

    became

    a

    militia

    lieutenant in

    the

    army

    of the Loire.

    Again

    in the

     Calvaire,

    we

    find

    a

    marvellous

    chapter

    in

    which he

    describes

    his

    horror of

    war

    and

    massacre.

    The

    first

    year

    in

    Paris

    was

    spent

    in

    a

    restless

    fashion;

    the

    young

    m an

    had

    not

    as

    yet

    found

    his

    vocation. He

    tried his hand

    at

    writing.

    A

    f riend of

    the

    family,

    Dugue

    de la

    Franconnerie,

    put

    him

    on

    the

    staff of

    the

    Ordre,

    a

    paper

    which had

    just

    been established. Mirbeau's first

    article

    was a

    lyrical

    essay

    on

    Manet,

    Monet and

    Cejanne,

    and

    full of

    terrible

    insults addressed

    to

    the

    Academicians.

    This article

    cost

    him

    his

    position

    as

    art

    critic,

    but he

    re-

    ceived

    in

    exchange

    that of theatrical critic.

    In

    a

    few

    months he

    had

    consciously

    torn to

    pieces

    a

    number of

    artists and

    had caused all the theatrical

    managers

    to

    wage

    war on the

    paper.

    After

    this,

    according

    to

    Edmond

    Goncourt,

    the author

    spent

    four

    months

    smoking opium;

     he has

    met

    some

    one

    just

    returned

    from

    Cochin,

    China,

    who has assured him

    that

    everything

    Baudelaire has

    written

    on

    opium

    is

    pure

    humbug,

    and

    that

    it

    produces ,

    on

    the

    contrary,

    a

    very

    soothing effect;

    the

    enticer

    gives

    him

    a

    pipe

    and

    a

    Cochin

    Chinese

    dress. For

    four

    months behold him

    in

    a

    flowered

    robe,

    smoking pipe

    after

    p ipe,

    as

    many

    as a

    hundred and

    eighty

    a

    day,

    eating

    nothing

    or

    perhaps

    only

    a

    boiled

    egg

    every

    twenty-four

    hours. He reaches

    a

    state

    of

    com-

    plete

    depress ion

    and confesses that

    opium,

    which

    produces

    a certain cheerfulness

    when

    smoked

    in small

    quantities

    loses this

    power

    after

    further

    indulgence

    and

    brings

    about

    a sense

    of

    empt iness

    accompan ied

    by

    sadness,

    a

    sadness

    beyond

    description.

    At this

    stage,

    his

    father,

    who

    believes

    him

    to

    be in

    Italy,

    finally

    finds

    him,

    tears

    him

    away

    from

    his

    robe

    and his

    lodgings,

    and

    takes him for

    a

    few months

    trip

    through Spain.

    Mirbeau

    soon recovered

    and

    was

    appointed

    deputy

    sher-

    iff

    of

    Saint-Girons;

    and

    what

    a

    sheriff he made

    Being

    frankly

    react ionary ,

    he

    never

    left off

    striving

    against

    and

    making

    fun of the

    Republ i cans .

    He

    scandalized the

    ad

    ministration

    by

    his bluntness and his

    paradoxical

    behavior.

    It

    didn't take him

    long

    to

    abandon

    this

    position

    and

    to

    return to

    journalism.

    He

    joined

    the

    staff

    of

    the

    Gaulois.

    Meanwhile

    he

    developed

    a

    strong

    passion

    for a

    certain

    woman,

    and,

    wishing

    to

    make

    some

    money,

    he became

    a

    broker

    on

    the

    Exchange.

    He

    managed

    successful ly

    to

    make

    as

    much

    as

    twelve thousand francs

    a

    year.

    A cruel

    deception

    ensued.

    Determined

    to

    shun the world

    and

    to

    avoid

    women,

    he

    set

    off

    on

    an

    eighteen

    months'

    sailing

    ex-

    pedition

    in

    a

    fishing

    boat

    he had

    pu rchased

    in

    Brittany.

    One

    cannot

    accuse

    Mirbeau

    of

    not

    being

    passionately

    in

    earnest.

    Perhaps

    it

    is

    because of this

    earnestness

    that his

    defects

    become

    apparent.

    With

    the

    same

    whole-hearted-

    ness

    in

    hatred

    as

    in

    love,

    he

    is

    off like

    a

    shot.

    He

    doesn't

    reckon

    with

    circumstances

    cont ingencies

    or

    motives.

    He

    j udges ,

    condemns or exalts. He is

    given

    to

    quick

    and in -

    explicable

    impulses

    and

    to

    unexpected passions

    which

    sud-

    den ly

    give

    way

    to

    abruptness

    and

    disgust.

    He makes

    one

    thoroughly

    understand

    Maupassant's

    phrase

    which

    seems

    to

    have

    been

    written for him:  On

    given

    days

    I

    experi-

    ence such horrors

    towards

    existence

    as

    to

    desire

    death;

    on

    other

    days, however,

    I

    en joy

    life after the

    manner

    of

    animals.

    Once

    on

    the

    warpath,

    nothing

    can

    stop

    him;

    he

    goes

    straight

    on with

    beautiful

    courage.

    Whether

    in

    the

    field

    of

    art

    or

    in that

    of

    politics,

    he contributes the

    same

    amount

    of

    uncompromising

    ferocity;

    even

    if he has

    to

    change

    his

    attitude,

    he never

    ceases

    being

    sincere.

    Thus it

    is

    that

    we

    sa w

    him,

    who

    was

    once

    anti-Semitic,

    later on

    taking

    Dreyfus'

    side.

    It is

    likely,

    however,

    that association

    with

    Arthur

    Meyers

    justified

    his anti-Semitism.

    One has

    seen

    him

    take

    up

    the

    cudge l

    of

    some

    artists,

    the

    majority

    of

    whom

    ar e

    really

    great.

    But

    he is

    no

    art

    critic. He

    j udges

    with

    too

    much

    prejudice.

    He can't

    analyze

    cool ly,

    nor

    examine details.

    He

    perce ives

    a

    work

    of

    art,

    he

    apprec ia tes

    its

    value,

    and

    knows

    admirably

    how

    to

    express

    what he

    feels

    about

    it. But

    when he is mis-

    taken,

    he remains

    just

    as

    excessive,

    and

    so

    the

    impression

    produced

    is

    painful.

    In his

    book, 628-EB,

    Mirbeau tells

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    that

    after

    admiring

    a

    Rembrandt

    for

    a

    whole

    day,

    he

    found

    but

    one

    artist whose

    work

    could

    rank

    next to

    it;

    he named

    Van

    Gogh.

    This

    is

    going

    a

    little

    too

    far,

    especially

    if

    one

    realizes

    that such

    a

    statement

    is

    not

    made

    fo r the

    empty

    p leasure

    of

    appearing

    paradox ical .

    Further

    on

    he

    sets

    Mayol,

    an inheritor of the

    Etruscans,

    against

    the

    powerful

    Rodin

    and

    places

    him

    above

    the latter.

    What

    he does in

    the criticism

    of

    art,

    he

    does

    equally

    in the

    novel,

    the

    theatre

    and

    the

    press

    —he

    exaggerates.

    Les

    Amants,

    a

    playlet

    directed

    at

    love,

    becomes

    a

    music -

    hall

    farce because of

    its

    efforts

    to

    be

    extremely

    comical.

    Les

    Journal d'une

    Femme

    de

    Chambre and

    les

    Vingt

    et

    un

    Jour

    d'un

    Neurasthenique

    are

    full

    of

    disconcerting

    passages

    and

    exaggera ted interpretations—just

    as,

    in

    628-EB,

    when

    he

    judges

    the

    intelligence

    of animals

    by

    the

    diligence

    they display

    in

    keeping

    out

    of

    the

    way

    of

    auto-

    mobiles,

    he decides

    in

    favor

    of the

    wild

    geese

    of

    the

    Roman

    capitol.

    Behold

    Those

    are

    the defects

    of this

    dynamic

    and

    en-

    thusiastic

    writer,

    enthusiastic even

    in his

    scept ic ism

    and

    disgust.

    Here

    they

    are,

    those

    defects

    which

    are as

    enormous as

    his

    good

    qualities,

    and which

    we

    love because

    they

    are

    Mirbeau's

    defects

    and

    because one

    must

    either

    love

    or

    reject

    him

    entirely.

    Putting

    aside his

    peculiarities,

    his

    voluntary

    brutalities,

    his affected bad

    manners,

    Mirbeau is the

    most

    human

    and

    conscientious writer.

    One feels an

    immense

    sorrow

    in

    his

    pages

    which sometimes

    turns

    into

    anger

    and sometimes

    into

    irony.

    All

    sufferings

    and

    weaknesses

    attract

    him

    and move

    him

    to

    pity.

    Still he

    is

    the

    most

    lucid

    and

    succinct

    writer,

    deliciously poetic

    and

    brutally

    realistic.

    Some

    peop le might

    find this

    panegyric

    too

    excessive.

    To

    us

    it

    feebly

    expresses

    our

    admiration

    for Mirbeau.

    Our

    best

    excuse

    lies

    in

    the

    difficulties

    besetting

    the

    task;

    to speak

    of

    Mirbeau, one

    ought

    to

    have

    at

    one's command

    Mirbeau's

    own

    art

    of

    speech.

    After

    the French

    of

    J.

    Flax

    by

    Renee

    Lacoste

    Love,

    Let

    us

    Live

    in

    Fairyland To-day

     

    OVE,

    let us

    live

    in

    Fairyland to-day:

    Our modest home

    shall be

    a

    palace

    fair,

    And

    you

    a

    pr incess

    with

    long

    golden

    hair,

    And

     

    the

    prince

    who comes

    the

    spell

    to

    stay.

    What

    strange

    adventures

    shall

    beset

    my

    way

    Before I find

    your

    winding

    marble-stair

    Where magic

    roses

    make

    a

    drowsy

    air

    To

    dull the

    knights,

    ere

    they

    engage

    in

    fray

    But

    with

    Love's

    charm

    (The

    Witch

    knows

    naught

    of

    this )

    I shall

    not*

    falter,

    though

    her wild

    green

    eyes

    Daft

    lightning, and ,

    with

    an

    enchant i ng

    hiss,

    She

    try

    her

    best

    to

    keep

    me

    from the

    prize;

    I

    shall

    go

    on

    and

    free

    you

    with

    a

    kiss,

    As she

    goes

    in

    a

    smoke-puff

    toward

    the

    skies

    Edward H. S.

    Terry

    The First Violin

    A

    H,

    those last

    notes

    still

    quivering

    on

    the air

    Passionately

    deep

    and

    soft

    Is there

    but

    one

    in

    all that gaudy

    throng,

    That

    drink and feed and

    laugh

    such

    stupid

    laughs,

    Will

    wrap

    himself

    in

    silence

    and stand

    by

    Feeling

    the

    master's

    soul breathe in the

    song?

    Omaha

    (Nebraska)

    Misericordia

    or

    As It Will

    Happen

    CHE

    had loved him

    once

    sometime

    ago.

    Lately

    sh e had

    seen him

    very

    seldom.

    They

    were

    talking

    about him: about

    his

    financial

    em-

    barrassment. She

    only

    said:

     Oh,

    and

    she

    thought

    of

    many

    others

    who

    were

    bad off.

    They

    said:

     He

    has

    debts

    and

    he

    will

    hardly

    be

    able

    to

    pay

    them.

    He

    will

    have

    to

    leave

    the

    city.

    Goodness

    knows where he is

    going

    to

    and

    what he will

    do

    for

    a

    living.

    She

    said:

     Poor

    boy

    and

    thought,

     why

    should  

    bother with

    such

    sad

    thoughts?

    The others continued

    to

    discuss him and

    one

    l aughed

    maliciously:

     He

    always

    was a

    snob.

    He wore the best

    of

    linen

    and

    silks

    in

    the

    summer.

    Now

    he will have

    to

    do with

    ordinary

    shirting.

    And

    she shuddered: his soft white skin will be irritated

    by

    rough

    materials?

    His sensitive small feet

    without

    silk?

     

    .

    she

    could have cried—.

    It

    seemed to

    her

    that

    her

    lips felt

    soft

    smooth

    skin

    and

    she couldn't bear the idea that his

    tender

    flesh should

    suffer.

     

     

    She

    telegraphed

    to

    his late

    haberdasher and ordered

    some

    of

    the

    most

    expens ive

    and wonderful underwear

    sent

    to

    him

    anonymous ly .

     

    The haberdasher

    applied

    the

    money

    against—what

    he

    considered

    —a

    bad

    account

    of

    his

    once

    distinguished

    cus-

    tomer.

    Cat's

    Paw

    The Governor's

    Poodle

    By

    W . Azow .

    (Translated

    by

    Guido

    Bruno)

      FIE

    governor's poodle

    was

    promenading

    on

    the

    streets

    of

    the

    city.

    He

    was

    no

    different from

    all

    the other

    dogs

    and

    therefore the

    citizens did

    not

    notice him

    at

    all.

    It

    was

    his bad luck that the

    City

    Dog-ca tcher

    came

    along

    and

    spied

    him,

    and

    as

    he hadn't

    a

    license—not

    at

    all

    astonishing

    for

    a

    dog

    that

    belongs

    to

    a

    governor—he

    grabbed

    him

    without

    any

    hesitation.

    The

    Dog-catcher

    had

    seen a

    brute

    without

    a

    dog-collar

    and

    he exclaimed:  Hullo didn't

    our

    good

    Governor

    prohibit

    dogs

    without

    licenses

    on

    our

    streets?

    And

    like

    an Indian

    lasso-thrower,

    he

    captured

    the

    dog

    with

    his

    rope

    and

    a

    few

    minutes afterwards the

    poodle

    was

    in

    the

    Dog-catcher 's

    bag .

    The

    poodle

    didn't

    even

    make

    a sound but his

    proud

    bearing

    worried the

    Dog-catcher.

    He

    observed

    how

    a

    few of

    the other

    dogs

    in the

    wagon

    had

    jumped

    at

    the

    newcomer,

    ready

    to

    bury

    their teeth

    in his

    skin;

    but the

    poodle

    barked

    very gently

    into

    the

    ear

    of the wildest of his

    aggressors,

    and

    they

    all

    kept

    quiet

    and remained

    in

    the

    remotest

    corner

    of

    the

    wagon

    in

    respectful

    silence.

     Something

    is

    wrong,

    thought

    the

    poor

    intimidated

    Dog-catcher.

     I

    must ask

    the

    policeman

    what

    this

    all

    means.

    Officer, he

    called with

    a

    rather

    timid voice,

    He took off his hat after

    a

    policeman

    had

    answered

    in -

    dignantly

    his

    call

    and

    inquired

    what

    the

    noise

    was about:

     I

    caught

    a

    poodle

    but

    perhaps

    the

    dog

    belongs

    to

    the

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    Police

    Commissioner

    or

    maybe

    it is the

    property

    of

    a

    General

     

    Let's

    se e

    how he

    looks, replied

    the

    policeman

    and

    leaned

    over

    the

    wagon.

     This one?

    Oh,

    you

    fool

    You

    believe

    a

    General

    would have

    a

    shabby

    dog

    like this

    one?

    Generals

    have

    Airedales

    or

    Russian hounds

      .

     

    and

    no

    Police

    Commissioner would

    own a

    dog

    like this

     

    .

    I

    am

    very

    well

    acquainted

    indeed

    with

    the

    dogs

    of all

    our

    police

    officials.

    From

    a

    nearby

    house

    door

    emerged

    a

    janitor

    and

    seeing

    the

    poodle,

    he

    respectfully

    removed his

    £ap.

     What

    is

    the

    matter

    with

    you?

    asked

    the

    policeman

    surprised.

     This

    is

    the

    dog

    of the

    governor,

    was

    the

    janitor's

    solemn

    answer.

    The

    pol i ceman

    seemed

    to

    feel the

    ground

    rocking

    under

    his feet.

     The

    dog

    of the

    governor?

    And

    you

    have

    dared

    to

    catch

    it Release him

    immediately,

    you

    scoundrel

    And

    he

    gave

    the

    Dog-catcher

    such a

    punch

    in

    the

    jaw

    that the

    cap

    flew off

    his

    head. The

    Dog-

    catcher

    did

    not

    reply. He

    did

    not

    even

    dare

    to

    say

    a

    word

    of

    protest

    and with

    trembling

    hands he

    opened

    the

    door of the

    wagon.

    The

    pol i ceman

    tried

    to

    attract

    the attention

    of the

    dog

    by whistling.

     I

    shall send *him home

    in

    a

    cab,

    he said.

     Oh,

    you

    confounded

    dog

    how do

    you

    dare

    to

    let

    out

    this

    poodle

    without

    a

    license,

    sounded the voice of the

    police

    sergeant

    sudden ly .

     Don't

    you

    know

    the

    police

    regulations?

    The

    policeman

    seemed

    perfectly

    helpless

    and

    studdered:

     This is

    the

    dog

    of

    the

    governor

     

    .

    His

    superior

    officer

    l aughed heartily.

     You darn

    fobl,

    do

    you

    believe that the

    governor 's

    dog

    would

    be

    strolling

    around the

    city

    all

    alone?

    The

    dog

    of the

    governor

    is

    a

    superior

    being

    and

    always

    has

    a

    lackey

    or a

    chamber-maid

    as

    a

    servant.

     

    .

    Anyhow

    there

    isn't much t s dis-

    cuss.

    Put that miserable

    brute

    into

    the

    wagon

    he

    ordered the

    dog-catcher.

    The latter

    grabbed

    the

    poodle

    with

    brutal

    bestiality,

    gave

    him

    a

    kick

    and

    hurled him

    into the

    wagon.

     This

    surely

    is

    not

    an

    ordinary

    dog,

    remarked

    a

    sales-

    man

    of

    a

    nearby

    department

    store,

     one

    can

    se e

    by

    his

    ears

    that he

    has

    breeding,

    and

    just lqok

    how

    clean he

    is ,

    and

    how

    nicely

    combed

    The

    police

    sergeant

    thought

    deeply

    for

    a

    few minutes

    and

    then

    he said rather

    unconvinced:

     Maybe

    it is

    really

    the

    dog

    of

    the

    governor.

    Sudden ly

    he

    yel led

    full

    of

    anger

    at

    the

    Dog-catcher:

     Le t

    that

    dog

    out

    immediately

    Don't

    you

    see,

    you

    idiot,

    that he

    is

    a

    very

    well-bred

    dog?

    Ha,

    ha

    a

    well-bred

    dog,

    mocked

    somebody

    right

    near

    the

    pol ice sergeant

     

    Ha,

    ha,

    what

    a

    dog-fancier

      .

    . '

    All

    turned

    around and

    sa w

    Magistrate

    Pietrov.

     Good

    morning,

    Your

    Honor,

    called

    the

    police

    ser-

    geant.

     So,

    in

    your

    opinion,

    this

    is

    only

    an

    ordinary

    dog?

    The

    worst

    alley dog , my

    dear

    man,

     

    ever

    saw

    in

    my

    life;

    he

    even

    has

    sore

    eyes.

    Who

    knpws

    but he

    might

    even

    be

    mad?

    The

    police sergeant

    seemed

    to

    have

    lost

    his head.

    He

    struck

    at

    the

    dog-catcher

    angrily

    with

    fists and

    ieet,

    screaming

    at

    him:

     Go

    on,

    go

    on,

    you

    beast ,

    I

    will teach

    you

    to

    let mad

    dogs

    walk

    about

    the

    streets.

    Hey,

    policeman

    To-

    morrow

    put

    him

    in

    jail

    for

    tw o

    days

    The

    dog-catcher's

    wagon

    went

    on

    and

    followed

    his

    course

    through

    the

    city

    and

    soon

    disappeared

    from the

    horizon

    of

    those that had

    witnessed this

    incident.

    But

    in

    about

    half-an-hour,

    at

    the

    same

    spot

    there

    as-

    sembled

    tw o

    police commiss ioners ,

    three

    police

    sergeants

    and

    five

    policemen.

     Hasn't

    anybody

    here

    seen

    the

    Governor's

    poodle?

    asked

    one of

    the

    commissioners

    of

    the

    police

    sergeant

    on

    duty.

    The

    sergeant

    was

    not

    able

    to

    say

    a

    word. But he

    started

    to

    run

    in

    the direction

    in

    which the

    vehicle

    of the

    dog-catcher

    had

    disappeared.

    He

    was

    followed

    by

    all

    the

    police

    dignitaries.

    On the

    following day

    the

    dog-catcher

    was

    condemned

    to

    three

    months

    hard

    labor.

    The

    mayor

    of

    the

    city

    was

    fined

    to

    pay

    500

    roubels

    and

    he

    was

    not

    allowed

    to commute

    the

    fine

    into

    a

    jail

    sentence.

    The

    police

    sergeant

    was dismissed from the force

    for

    negligence

    of

    duty.

    Miraculously

    enough

    the

    political

    editor

    of

    the

    local

    paper

    escaped punishment

    in this

    case.

    In

    the

    Man ne r o f

    Edgar

    Lee

    Masters

    r

    |

     

    HERE

    was

    once

    a

    butcher

    Who,

    for

    love

    of  

    chorus-lady,

    Disembowelled

    himself

    with

     

    meat-ax

    On her

    sofa.

    Now

    I

    do

    not claim this

    was

    particularly

    wrong;

    I do

    no t

    condemn

    the

    man.

    I

    simply

    say

    That

    when

     

    useful male

    animal

    Would

    make

    such

    miserable

    shift

    Over an amour

    with

    an

    abandoned

    woman,

    There

    must

    be

    something

    rotten

    In

    the moral

    fabric

    Of

    the

    community

    which bore

    him.

    H.

    Thompson

    Rich.

    Drawing

    by

    Clara Tice

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    Craftsmanship

    IT

    is usual

    to

    speak

    of

    modern

    craftsmanship

    in

    an

    apologetic

    tone,

    and

    certainly

    this

    attitude is

    only

    too

    justifiable. For,

    if

    few beautiful

    pictures

    or

    statues

    are

    being wrought

    to-day,

    the

    present

    age

    shows itself

    yet

    more

    incompetent

    where

    the

    applied

    arts

    are

    concerned.

    The

    advent of

    machinery ,

    occurring

    towards

    the

    middle

    of last

    century,

    dealt

    a terrible blow

    to

    fine

    craftsmen,

    their

    products

    having

    now

    to

    compete

    with

    those

    of com-

    mercial

    manufactories;

    and

    before

    long

    the craftsmen

    lost

    the

    battle,

    the

    world

    preferring

    the

    hideous

    machine-made

    goods

    to

    the

    lovely

    things

    fashioned

    by

    hand. Neverthe-

    less, machinery

    is

    not

    wholly responsible

    for the decline

    of

    craftsmanship,

    and

    a

    fair

    part

    of

    the

    blame

    must

    be

    laid

    upon

    modern

    artists themselves.

    Because,

    with their

    egotistical

    eagerness

    to

    gain

    prominence

    for

    their

    own

    names,

    they mostly

    consider

    the

    applied

    arts

    an

    unworthy

    field

    fo r

    their

    activities,

    and

    insist

    on

    painting

    the

    easel

    Finis.

    By

    Charles

    Rickets in  Form

    picture,

    or

    moulding

    the

    independent

    statue.

    It

    never

    occurs

    to

    them, seemingly,

    that

    even

    so

    divine

    a

    sculptor

    as

    Donatello was

    largely

    concerned

    with

    ecclesiastical

    decoration;

    while

    a

    wealth of the

    greatest

    Italian

    painters,

    contemporaneous

    with that

    master,

    were

    also

    occupied

    almost

    exclus ively

    with this task.

    Moreover,

    in

    what

    was

    perhaps

    the

    greatest

    of

    all

    periods

    in

    French

    art,

    the

    mid-eighteenth

    century,

    many

    of the

    rarest

    painters

    gladly

    spent

    their talents

    on

    decorating

    china or

    furniture;

    while

    in

    England

    of

    Georgian

    times,

    Chippenda le

    was

    elected

    a

    member

    of the

    Society

    of

    Arts,

    his name

    being

    inscribed

    in

    its

    muster-roll hard

    by

    the

    names

    of

    Reynolds,

    Dr,

    Johnson

    and Horace

    Walpole.

    In

    fine,

    the

    great

    cabinet-

    maker

    was

    thought

    as

    important

    a

    member

    of the

    Society

    as

    the

    expert,

    the

    scholar,

    and the

    portraitist;

    and

    this

    spirit

    of

    honour

    towards

    the

    craftsmen,

    together

    with

    that

    readiness

    on

    the

    part

    of

    good

    sculptors

    and

    painters

    to

    waive

    doing

    independent

    works—these

    are

    among

    the

    things

    which

    must

    be

    reinstated,

    would

    the

    applied

    arts

    once more

    prosper.

    Nor

    is it

    inconceivable

    that

    a

    rein-

    statement

    of this

    sort

    will

    begin

    to

    take

    place

    at

    no

    very

    distant

    date,

    the

    recent

    exhitj i tion

    at

    the Little

    Gallery,

    E. 40th

    Street, proving

    that

    at

    least

    some

    endeavour in

    the

    direction

    is

    being

    made

    to-day;

    and

    it is

    proposed

    to

    ex-

    plain,

    in this

    article, just

    how that

    interesting

    exhibition

    came

    to

    be

    held.

    But,

    before

    doing

    so,

    it

    behooves

    to

    devote

    a few words

    to

    the

    new

    magazine,

    Form,

    whose

    publication

    is

    likewise,

    in

    a

    sense,

    a

    step

    towards the

    greater

    honouring

    of the handicrafts.

    Form

     

    In contradistinction

    to

    most

    journals

    of

    an

    aspirat ional ,

    and

    therefore

    unpopular

    kind,

    Form is

    not

    the

    organ

    of

    an

    actual

    school ,

    a

    group

    of

    writers

    or

    painters sharing

    a

    given

    aim.

    It

    must

    not

    be

    confounded*with

    Blast,

    for

    instance,

    instituted

    by

    the  Vorticists for

    expounding

    their own

    creed;

    and

    the

    n.ew

    periodical

    embodies

    con-

    tributing,

    alike

    by

    artists of

    acknowledged

    reputation,

    and

    by quite

    young

    men.

    Two of its best

    poems

    are

    by

    Mr.

    Lawrence

    Binyon,

    while as

    to

    the

    younger

    poets

    repre-

    sented,

    the

    one

    showing by

    far

    the

    rarest

    gifts

    is

    Mr.

    Walter

    de

    la

    Mare,

    a

    lyric by

    him

    having

    a

    gentle,

    andante music

    to

    which Verlaine himself

    would

    surely

    have

    done

    homage .

    The

    outstanding

    prose

    item is

    a

    travel-sketch

    by

    Mr.

    Cunninghame

    Graham,

    while

    that

    very

    talented

    draughtsman

    in

    pen-and-ink,

    Mr. E.

    J.

    Sullivan,

    contributes

    an

    essay,

    The

    Grotesque,

    which

    re

    Illustration

    by

    Aubrey Beardsley

    veals

    him

    as a

    really

    sparkling

    writer,

    his

    wit

    withal

    being

    here

    and

    there of

    a

    somewhat

    Rabelaisian order.

    Mr.

    Frederick

    Carter's

    drawings

    ar e

    all

    weak

    save one

    called

    Imagination,

    its

    topic

    a

    group

    of nude

    figures;

    while the

    many

    drawings

    by

    Mr. Austin

    Spare

    are

    not

    nearly

    as

    strong

    as

    his

    earlier

    things,

    fo r

    example

    those

    in

    his

    de -

    lightful

    Book

    of

    Satyrs;

    and

    a

    woodcut

    by

    Mr. C. H.

    Shannon

    is

    in

    no

    way

    comparab le

    to

    the

    lithographs

    he

    did

    fifteen

    or

    twenty

    years ago,

    marking

    him as

    easily

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    the finest

    lithographer

    since

    Whistler.

    However,

    Mr.

    Shannon's

    woodcut,

    along

    with

    one

    by

    Mr.

    Frank

    Brang-

    wyn,

    and

    a

    beautiful

    lithograph

    by

    Mr. Charles

    Ricketts,

    are

    exactly

    what

    give

    Form

    its

    espec ia l

    importance.

    For

    although

    there

    are

    numerous

    magazines

    ready

    to

    offer

    hospitality

    to

    good

    prose

    or

    verse,

    there

    exists

    likewise

    abundant facilities

    for

    exhibiting

    pictures

    and

    statues,

    the

    exquisite

    crafts

    of

    wood-engraving

    and

    lithography

    are

    sadly

    without

    adequate

    means for

    winning

    the keen in -

    terest

    they

    deserve. That

    torpid institution,

    the

    Royal

    Academy ,

    has

    always

    neglected

    them

    studiously ,

    which

    is

    the

    more

    regrettable considering

    how

    wide

    the

    Academy 's

    influence

    is ,

    and

    it is

    culpable

    again

    for

    never

    trying

    to

    foster

    good

    printing.

    Now

    Form

    embodies

    divers

    typographical

    ventures,

    there

    being

    here

    sundry

    fine

    initial

    letters;

    while

    various

    styles

    are

    employed

    in

    From

    an

    Old

    English Chap

    Book

    the

    different

    pages,

    some

    being

    set

    with

    a

    very

    decorative

    type,

    akin

    to

    what William

    Morris

    used

    for

    his famous

    Chaucer.

    And,

    if

    all these

    ventures

    are

    no t

    completely

    successfu l ,

    they

    certainly

    represent

    an ambtiion of

    a

    sig

    nally

    praiseworthy

    sort.

    Mr.

    C. R.

    Ashbee

    The exhibition

    at

    the Little

    Gallery

    was

    principally

    composed

    of

    metal

    work and

    jewelry,

    the

    things

    having

    been

    made

    by

    the

    Guild

    of

    Handicraft.

    This

    is

    an

    English

    body,

    founded

    by

    Mr. C. R.

    Ashbee,

    who is

    an architect

    by

    profession,

    author besides of

    many

    fine

    drawings

    and

    poems,

    along

    with

    writings

    in

    prose.

    And

    being long

    a

    close

    friend of

    William

    Morris,

    he

    early

    came

    to

    share

    that

    master's

    passion

    for

    good

    craftsmanship,

    his

    firm

    be

    lief that beautiful household

    goods

    are

    perforce

    made

    by

    hand,

    with

    the

    result

    that

    he

    inaugurated,

    in

    a

    poor

    part

    of

    London,

    a

    school

    of

    design

    whose

    pupils

    were

    recruited

    exclus ively

    from

    the

    Artisan

    class.

    Here

    nearly

    every-

    thing belonging

    to

    a

    category

    of

    applied

    art

    was

    taught,

    and

    soon the

    exploit

    expanded

    into

    the Guild

    aforesaid,

    its

    members

    being

    frequently commissioned

    to

    carry

    out

    the

    decoration

    of

    whole

    rooms,

    if

    no t

    houses

    or

    churches.

    Nevertheless

    the affair

    was soon

    menaced

    inevitably

    by

    financial

    difficulties;

    and

    thereupon

    Mr.

    Ashbee ,

    realizing

    well

    that

    union

    is

    strength,

    took

    a

    new,

    and

    still

    more

    interesting

    step.

    Contriving

    to

    acquire

    a

    piece

    of land

    in

    the south

    of

    England,

    he

    built

    on

    it

    a

    tiny

    village;

    and

    here

    the

    craftsmen

    working

    under

    his

    tuition

    now

    live

    together,

    each

    having

    his

    own

    separate

    cottage,

    of

    course,

    but

    a

    kind of masonic

    regime existing

    among

    the

    members ,

    while

    they

    have

    a

    library

    and

    various

    other

    necessities

    in

    common .

    United

    thus,

    these workers

    are

    able

    to

    hold

    their

    own

    against

    the

    purely

    commercial

    houses ;

    while the

    beautiful

    th ings

    they

    make

    are

    mostly

    sold

    through

    an

    agency

    in

    London,

    whence

    came

    those

    which

    were

    shown

    at

    the

    Little

    Gallery.

    The

    whole idea

    is

    a

    most

    excellent

    one,

    and

    it is

    to

    be

    hoped that,

    indue

    course,

    something

    of

    the

    same

    species

    be

    attempted

    here

    in America.

    The Book

    Beautiful

    Every

    writer, caring

    as

    much

    for

    the

    visible,

    as for

    the

    literary

    arts,

    must

    have

    dreamt

    fondly,

    now and

    then,

    of

    producing

    his

    works

    in

    a

    guise

    wholly

    chosen

    by

    himself

    printing

    his

    every

    page

    with his

    own

    hands

    and

    giving

    to

    the

    arrangement

    of

    t i t le-pages,

    and

    so

    forth,

    that

    loving

    artistry

    which is

    practically

    unknown

    among

    ordinary

    typographers.

    Very

    few

    men,

    however ,

    have been

    lucky

    enough

    to

    realize this

    dream;

    but Mr.

    Ashbee

    has

    been

    fortunate

    herein,

    hand-printing

    being

    one of the

    arts

    practised by

    his Guild.

    He

    designed

    personally

    the

    beautiful,

    if

    slightly

    cryptic

    type

    used

    by

    his

    press,

    known

    as

    the

    Essex

    House;

    and

    it

    has

    printed

    the

    majority

    of

    his

    recent

    writings,

    for

    instance An Endeavour

    towards

    the

    Teaching

    of

    John

    Ruskin and

    William

    Morris,

    Conradin:

    A

    Ballad,

    and

    Echoes

    from

    the

    City

    of

    the

    Sun,

    the

    last-

    named

    embody ing,

    memorable decorative

    items

    by

    the

    author.

    Nor

    have

    his works

    monopolized

    the

    activities

    of the

    press,

    for

    it has also

    sent out

    many

    classics,

    among

    them

    Gray's

    Elegy,

    Tennyson ' s Maudand

    Bunyan's

    Pilgrim's Progress.

    All

    these

    books

    contain

    lovely

    wood -

    cu t

    illustrations,

    notably

    a

    few

    by

    Miss Clerrience

    Housman,

    with others

    by

    Mr.

    Reginald

    Savage.

    And

    at

    some future

    date ,

    no

    doubt,

    the

    Essex House

    publ ica-

    tions

    will

    be

    sought

    for as

    sedulously

    as

    Elzevirs

    or

    Al-

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    while

    then

    too,

    perhaps ,

    Mr.

    Ashbee will

    at

    last

    receive due

    honour

    fo r

    his

    fostering

    of

    good

    craftsmanship.

    W. G. Blaikie

    Murdoch

    Herbert Beerbohm

    Tree

    Is He

    an

    Artist?

    jH

    ROM

    a

    struggling player

    in

    the

    German theatre of

     

    an

    East

    Side

    locality

    in

    London

    to

    the

    most

    dis-

    tinguished

    actor

    in

    the

    metropolis

    of

    the

    world,

    is

    a

    long

    stretch.

    This,

    however,

    has

    been

    accomplished by

    Herbert

    Beerbohm,

    later Mr. Tree

    and

    now

    Sir Herbert Tree.

    To-day,

    Sir Herbert

    Tree

    is

    an

    institution.

    Londoners

    attend

    his

    productions

    as

    faithfully

    as

    they patronize

    the

    Derby

    races.

    And like all

    institutions,

    he

    is

    likely

    to

    arouse

    the

    criticism and

    often

    the ire

    of the

    young

    artist,

    pulsating

    with

    a

    restlessness

    and

    a

    hunger

    for newer

    inroads

    into

    life

    and

    beauty.

    The

    home

    of Tree

    productions

    is

    His

    Majesty's

    Theatre

    in

    Haymarket,

    truly

    one

    of

    the

    most

    magnificent

    and

    beautiful

    p layhouses

    in

    London.

    Here there

    is

    presented

    a

    continual

    flow

    of

    new

    and

    old

    plays,

    in

    which

    the

    art

    of Tree as

    producer,

    manager

    and

    actor

    is

    afforded the

    fullest

    scope

    and

    before

    an

    audience

    that is

    ever

    ready

    to

    applaud,

    to

    acclaim

    and

    to

    pra ise.

    In

    defining

    this

    peculiar

    hold

    over a

    vast

    number

    of

    playgoers

    evercised

    by

    Tree,

    it

    is

    necessary

    to

    point

    out

    that

    he

    has

    always

    sa t

    on

    the

    right

    side of the

    public.

    Tree's

    attitude

    has

    been that the

    public

    can

    be trusted

    to

    appreciate

    the

    good

    and

    high

    in drama and

    when a

    very

    fine

    type

    of

    play

    had

    been

    p laced

    with infinite

    care

    upon

    the

    boards of His

    Majesty's

    Theatre and had

    no t

    received

    the

    support

    that

    it

    deserved,

    Tree has been

    very

    careful

    not to

    harrangue

    the

    public

    for their

    lack

    of

    appreciation.

    Good-humoredly

    he

    taken

    his

     defeat

    and the

    public

    was

    given

    to

    understand that

    the

    management

    of His

    Majesty's

    Theatre

    understands

    its attitude. Thus with

    a

    public

    that

     has

    ever

    been

    diplomatically

    and

    gently

    handled,

    Tree has

    established himself

    as

    a

    marked

    favourite of

    whom it is

    proud

    and

    of

    whom

    it carries

    the

    illusion

    (this

    is

    important)

    that

    it

     possesses.

    The

    public

    is

    never

    happy

    with a dramatist l ike

    Shaw,

    whom it

    ca n

    never

    control

    or

    a

    politician

    like

    Lloyd George capab le

    of

    outbursts

    or a

    man

    like

    Winston

    Churchill

    ever on

    the

    verge

    of

    changing

    political

    colour.

    The

    public

    requires

    of

    its

    idols

    that

    they

    shall

    meet

    with its fixed

    ideas of,

    them.

    Thus

    they

    like

    Asquith

    in

    politics;

    Mrs.

    Humphrey

    Ward

    in

    literature;

    the Daily

    News

    in

    Journalism

    and

    Herbert

    Tree

    in

    the

    theatre.

    All this

    might

    be taken as a

    disparagement

    of

    the

    noted

    actor.

    But this

    is

    no t meant.

    As

    an

    actor,

    Tree

    stands

    out

    to-day

    as one

    of

    the foremost

    in his

    profession.

    What

    he has

    done ,

    however,

    which will

    prove

    of little

    importance

    when

    the

    summing

    of

    his life

    work is

    cons idered,

    is

    his

    attempt

    with

    that of Sir

    George

    Alexander

    to

    make

    acting

    a

      respectable profession,

    instead

    of

    allowing

    it

    to

    re-

    main

    a

    great

    art,

    above

    respectabi l i ty

    and

    the

    social ideas

    and

    amenities of the

    current

    generation.

    The

    taking

    part

    in

    public affairs,

    the

    opening

    of

    charity

    bazaars ,

    the

    entry

    of the latter

    (Sir

    George

    Alexander)

    into

    municipal

    poli-

    tics,

    the

    association

    of both

    in

    favor

    of the

    vague

    thing

    called

    patriotism

    and

    their

    joint culminating

    crime

    in

    accepting

    knighthoods

    at

    the

    hand of their

    King,

    are

    all

    acts

    which deter from the

    purposes

    for which

    true

    artists

    must

    live. One

    of

    the

    most

    tragic

    acts

    in

    the

    career

    of

    that

    most

    gifted

    of

    living

    actors,

    Johnston

    Forbes Robert-

    son,

    was

    his

    acceptance

    of

    a

    knighthood.

    It had been

    hoped by

    his admirers

    that

    so

    great

    an

    art ist would

    not

    have

    fallen.

    The

    tremendous influence of

    class, however,

    does

    not

    apparently

    ever

    leave those who have

    been

    born

    or

    who have lived for

    a

    considerable time in

    England.

    The personality

    of

    Tree

    on

    the

    stage

    is

    powerful

    and

    ingratiating.

    His voice has

    a

    mellow

    strength

    and

    the

    quality

    of

    arousing

    a

    liking

    for

    after

    it has been

    heard

    several

    ti