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Chad Griffiths congratulates his opponent Stella Magalios at The Breezeway for winning VP external of MUNSU on March 15.
March 23, 2006
Magalios family strikes again, Power takes power MUNSU election closes with 2 elected execs, 28 acclamations
BY SHEENA GOODYEAR
Stella Magalios and Stephanie Power were thrilled to see their sweeping wins when Memorial University's Students' Union election results rolled in on television screens at The Breezeway last Wednesday.
(Part-Time Rep Magalios beat Arts Rep Chad Griffiths for VP external by 225 votes. Human Kinetics and Recreation Rep Power beat Tony Ingram for VP internal by 627.)
"I feel great. At The Breezeway I was really excited, I was getting really nervous," said Magalios. 'Tm pretty proud of myself. It was fun."
Magalios is no stranger to student politics. Apart from being part-time rep this year, she's the third of her sisters to occupy an executive position on MUNSU - following Rosa, former VP finance, and Jessica, former VP academic.
Magalios says she's often compared to her sisters, but stresses that she's in the game because she loves student politics and believes education is a right.
"I get that all the time, like 'What is it about you girls that makes you want to get involved?' I'm not really sure what people want me to say - that I've got a chip planted in my neck or something, or a strange blood type," she said.
"I kind of think that if we had a different last name, like Smith or maybe Baker, that nobody would make a big deal about it."
But, Magalios admits she looks up to her sisters, pointing to Jessica's work as chairperson of the Canadian Federation of Students (CFS) this year.
"Seeing the kind of work the CFS does and the kind of work she did when she was VP academic and in
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International students fight for M CP coverage Pricy health insurance leaves chronically ill students in the cold
BY SHEENA GOODYEAR
If Anas El-Aneed gets sick, he' ll be strapped for cash to pay his medical bills since a 2004 decision to cut back Memorial's health plan for international students.
El-Aneed says the health package international students have to buy from Memorial to get their student visas covers emergencies but not long-term ailments. That's why he, along with Memorial's Students' Union (MUNSU) and the Graduate Students' Union (GSU), is lobbying the government to get MCP coverage extended to international students.
"If you become chronic, you will no longer be covered - meaning diabetes, cancer, high blood pressure, anything which is chronically ill is not covered," said El-Aneed.
El-Aneed came to Canada from Syria. He studied awhile in Edmonton before coming to Memorial to pursue his master's and PhD in biochem-
Anas El-Aneed wants to extend MCP coverage to all international students.
is try. He says the health plan for inter
national students changed in 2004,
cutting long-term care to save money. When this happened, sick students who were already receiving care were
cut off. They turned to El-Aneed because he worked with the GSU at the time.
"This raised the question of why we are not covered by MCP," he said.
MCP coverage would allow inter-
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national students to buy health coverage from MUNSU or the GSU -which is cheaper than the package they have now.
International students currently pay $305 a semester for emergency
health coverage, while students under the MUNSU plan pay $81. On top of that, undergraduate international students pay about triple the tuition of Canadian students and aren't allowed to work off-campus.
All this adds up, especially when you have no family network nearby, says Memorial business student and Singapore native Mathiew Thomas.
Thomas spent a few years in the navy and was drawn to Newfoundland for its marine industry. He's been here eight months and enjoys the business faculty. He supports the MCP initiative.
'Tm lucky I'm healthy. I'm not too sure what those facing disease are paying. But, usually medical costs are pretty expensive I think," he said.
A MUNSU petition to extend MCP to international students garnered about 2,000 signatures.
The Newfoundland and Labrador Medical Care Plan agree that international students should be covered and they've recommended this to the government, estimating it would cost less than $1 million.
El-Aneed hopes to know what direction the government will take when the provincial budget is released. The budget will come out on March 30.
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Mark Tibbo can barely open his residence room window before the smell of mould hits him.
Mouldy residences irk students Students want repairs whileMUNSU lobbies for tenants rights, no grade restrictions
BY KATIE HYSLOP
Most students expect to see growth when they come to university. But Barnes House President Patrick Green didn't expect it to be in the form of mould on a window screen.
"On one of the window screens on the third floor there's giant mould cultures forming on the screen," said Green. "It just chills you to the bone to see what's behind some of the furniture."
Mould growth was one of many issues discussed at a recent meeting between Residence Life Officer Darren
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Newton and representatives from each house in Paton College. But, Newton did not offer much comfort to the uncomfortable students.
"A couple of the residences, [because] they're built in a T shape, the male washrooms don't have any windows in them. When two showers are going, the heat just skyrockets in there," said Barnes resident Aaron Siller.
The heat makes mould grow on the bathroom walls, adds Siller, and the only way to get rid of it is by painting it over.
"It's going to cost $2.5 million to renovate all [the washrooms] and it's money they don't have, so they're not going to do it," he said.
Memorial's Students' Union (MUNSU) VP External-Elect Stella Magalios raised concerns about the poor state of residence buildings in her campaign platform. But, her biggest concern isn't their physical state - it's the new qualifications for stay-
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ing in them. "Basically, you have to maintain
that [2.0] grade point average in order to stay in residence," said Magalios.
Magalios says that requirement keeps the numbers down on the huge residence waiting list.
Siller raised concerns about the grade point average limit during the meeting with Newton, but says they were dismissed.
In her platform, Magalios expressed interest in ensuring Paton College and Burton's Pond be covered under the Residential Tenancies Act - a provincial document outlining rules and regulations for both tenants and landlords.
"The reason why Paton College isn't under the Residential Tenancy Act is because we're a public institution and we're exempted, because we're considered to be a Crown corporation," said Director of Student Affairs and Services Christine Burke. "We're held to a higher standard than we were if
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we were under [the Act]." MUNSU Female Residence Rep
Kristen Peddle agrees with Burke and says the residence experience could change for the worse if they were to come under the Act.
"Living in residence is living in a community with 1,000 other people and, therefore, the Residential Tenancies Act could never apply," said Peddle. "If it did, I think the students would be at a disadvantage. Activities that they now do freely would not be occurring if we were under this Act."
Burke says that residence assistants inspect the common areas of the houses once a week for damages like broken light bulbs, and malfunctioning water fountains. If damage is found, assistants are required to report it to maintenance.
She says delays in repairs are often due to improper complaint procedures. Students are required to fill out proper forms to report damages
which eventually get sent to Facilities Management. The greater the damage, the higher priority it takes.
Siller says that Newton told residence students a different story about the relationship between Housing and Facilities Management.
"[Newton] said maintenance is under a different department than Facilities Management and they don't talk back and forth," said Siller. "We asked if there was any way of getting a liaison between the two and he said they've been trying for years."
Magalios is not sure how she will move forward with her plan to get residences under the Act, but she knows she'll need the help of students living there.
Meanwhile, Green has been documenting damage in the residences with his digital camera.
'Tm still undecided about where I'm going to take [the pictures], but something has to be done," said Green.
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Trouble Bound Tattoos,s Craig Cutler says piercing is just as safe at home if you take the right precautions. But, he wouldn,t do it.
Basement piercing a no-no: medical examiner Death of local teen raises issue of home . .
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BY KATIE HYSLOP
Your mom may have pierced your ear with a sewing needle and an ice cube, but the medical community doesn't feel it's safe to do your nipples the same way.
A 17-year-old girl from Booth Memorial High in St John's died March 9 of toxic shock syndrome from an infected nipple piercing, according to a press release from the office of the chief medial examiner.
Toxic shock syndrome is a rare bacterial infection traditionally associated with the use of tampons, but it can also be contracted through open wounds, such as a new piercing. Although incredibly rare, the syndrome can be fatal if not detected and treated swiftly.
Although the girl's piercing was done in a private residence, it apparently met industry standards, leading Health and Community Services Minister Tom Osborne to raise the possibility of instituting regulations to govern piercings and tattoos.
''I've asked officials in the Department of [Health and Community Services] to revue the regulations in other jurisdictions across Canada to give us some idea of what other jurisdictions have done," said Osborne.
"A lot of the business community, the body artists that are in operation - many of them have been call-
ing for regulations and are certainly hoping that their industry can be regulated."
Although a timeline for the regulations is difficult to predict, Osborne hopes to consult with body art industry members by the end of spring.
Craig Cutler, piercing artist ~t Trouble Bound Tattoos, says there is technically no difference between getting pierced at a studio and getting pierced in a home, as long as safety precautions are taken. But, it is not something he would do.
If you've got people offering bottom base.ment prices, in this industry we've got a saying: 'You get what you pay for: - Craig Cutler, local piercing artist
"The thing about regulations is that it's great if you're new and you're · starting up. If restaurants have guidelines by which they have to operate under, then ... a tattoo or piercing shop should have guidelines by which to follow and operate under," said Cutler.
"If there's public health involved, then government should step in and make some regulations."
Body piercing in a shop like Trouble Bound Tattoos can be pricy when compared to the home method, with a standard rate of $25 for the piercing and $35 and above for
the jewelry. "If you've got people offering bot
tom-basement prices, in this industry we've got a saying: 'You get what you pay for'," said Cutler.
There is no official training for becoming a piercing artist, mainly due to lack of demand, says Cutler. But, there are still signs to watch for in a piercing artist, such as disregard for your questions or refusal to prove sterility of equipment. Outlining proper maintenance of your piercing is equally as important and it should be followed.
"This infection probably wasn't because of the procedure, but rather what happened afterwards," said Cutler.
Chief Medical Examiner Dr Simon Avis was recently quoted in the Canadian Press in relation to the death of the St John's student:
"This is health dollars that are essentially wasted treating infections that shouldn't have occurred because of some desire to have a piece of metal sticking out of your body. It doesn't make much sense to me."
His comments have faced criticism from Body Modification Ezine, a popular body art website, as well as countless blogs across the continent. Cutler, however, was not so quick to condemn Avis.
"Perhaps [Dr Avis] was speaking out of emotion then .... He's a doctor, he has every right to state his opinion," said Cutler.
"In his final report on his press release, he did say at the end of it that if anybody is displaying any sort of symptoms ... [they] should see a doctor immediately."
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Violent protest sparks arrests, .
pepper spray, fires Five hundred gather to condemn police brutality; 33 arrested
BY BLAKE SIFTON
MONTREAL (CUP) - For the tenth year in a row, Montreal was the scene of a heated demonstration against police brutality on March 15.
Established in 1997 as an initiative of Switzerland's Black Flag organization and the Montreal-based Collective Oppose a la Brutalite Policiere, the demonstration highlights the excessive use of power regularly attributed to the Montreal Police Department.
Due to the ironic regularity of arrests and police violence that occur at the protest, it has become an anticipated and notorious event.
A raucous crowd of about 500 people gathered in the streets of Montreal at 5:00 pm. Many were street youth -the demographic most regularly subjected to police brutality.
As the group set out on its meandering march, squeegees became implements of destruction against provincial election signs, while garbage cans
Montreal protestors turn on cops in a rally against police brutality.
and other debris were strewn across the streets.
The situation turned serious when the demonstrators marched up St
Laurent, north of Sherbrooke. 1he windows of a Club Med eatery were splintered by projectiles and an officer was struck in the face with a bottle.
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While missiles continued to fly, police doused the crowd with pepper spray and several divisions of riot police charged the crowd.
Demonstrators fled down Sherbrooke and a lengthy pursuit ensued. After evading an attempted mass arrest, the remnants of the crowd eventually regrouped outside a metro station. Police kept their distance, but moved in after protesters set a large fire in the street.
About 25 riot police pursued fleeing demonstrators into the metro station. Officers cleared the main court as shocked commuters looked on. Police pursued demonstrators onto a platform as many protesters found themselves sandwiched between the police line and the metro track.
Outside the station, riot police encircled the remaining demonstrators, pushing them up against the walls. Those within the police cordon were not allowed to leave and all were arrested.
Those arrested included a passer-by not involved in the protest, two journalists, and many street youth.
As police carted demonstrators away in buses, a police media relations officer detailed the stats of the evening. In the end, roughly 30 people were taken into custody. Four were charged with vandalizing vehicles, while the rest were issued municipal fines for attending an illegal demonstration.
Alice Patey claims Arts Representative seat CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 volved in the students' union - I mean that is an inspiration," she said.
Magalios is getting ready for next year when she plans to lobby politicians for lower tuition and fight for international students' rights.
"We need to let them know that education is a vote decider," said Magalios. "We need to make sure that they're doing something for us.
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Stephanie Power is relatively new to council and the province, coming from Halifax to study human kinetics at Memorial.
"It's pretty exciting," she said. "I stood far away from the screen. I had my friend go up and check because I was really nervous .... It was really good. I didn't expect to win by so much."
Power took over as human kinetics rep when the previous one started her work term late last year. She says that as she got more involved with council, she became inspired to run for VP internal.
Working at The Breezeway also sparked her interest, she said: "I always would see people interacting and meeting more people."
Power's plans for next year include creating a campus-wide charity initiative and fighting for international students' right to work
off-campus. She wants to start getting ready for next year,s Winter Carnival as early as this summer.
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The election also yielded a threeway race for the final arts rep. Alice Patey defeated Tessa Dubeau and
Tony Ingram 686 Votes 35.7 o/o
Steph Power 1313 votes 62.5 %
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Proportional representation the new PR: prof Ottawa oblivious as provinces push for reform says lecturer
BY ]AMIE FREE'MAN
Public relations have taken a back seat to proportional representation as the hot "PR" in political circles these days. Memorial even hosted a lecture to make sure people know.
This year's recipient of Memorial University's Galbraith Lectureship in Public Policy was R. Kenneth Carty, a political-science professor at the University of British Columbia.
Carty visited Memorial on March 8, presenting a lecture called Doing Democracy Differently: Is It Time for Electoral Reform in Canada?
In his lecture, Carty discussed the recent efforts by five Canadian provinces to reform their electoral systems.
Prince Edward Island, New Brunswick, Quebec, Ontario, and British Columbia are all proposing different electoral systems. All five proposals support and use proportional representation.
Proportional representation is an electoral system in which the percentage of seats awarded to a political party is about equal to the percentage of votes received by that party in an election.
Carty says proportional representation reforms are happening or have happened in many European democracies, but that Canada and its first-
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past-the-post model is dragging behind. According to Carty, the impetus for adopting proportional representation reforms lies in the stagnation of Canadian democracy.
He says opinion polls and behavioural trends suggest Canadian voters are deeply dissatisfied and are becoming more disinterested in politics. He adds that polls show a swell in "popular cynicism and distrust of politicians [and parties]" while other statistics indicate "[a drop] in political party membership."
Carty noted a few negative features of the current electoral system in Canada. The first is that there is no fixed relation between the percentage of votes won and percentage of seats
awarded to any particular party. This dilemma is constantly referenced by Green Party supporters, as the party has no power in Ottawa despite receiving between four and five per cent of the vote.
Secondly, under the current electoral system, the party with fewer total votes often wins a majority government. Also, many voters are discouraged from voting for the party they believe in because they are afraid of throwing away their vote to a party with no chance of winning the riding.
"There is a widespread recognition, increasingly even amongst the political classes, that the current electoral processes are flawed, they don't work," Carty said.
Despite this recognition, Ottawa will be "about the last place [to reform]," Carty said. But, if the voter trends continue, Ottawa will have to follow suit with the provinces.
"If people come to see [proportional representation] as more fair, then I think other provinces will adopt it and then I think Ottawa will have to recognize that they are operating on a principle that more and more people will not accept as fair," said Carty. "There will be enormous pressure on Ottawa, but they won't be quick."
Memorial President Axel Meisen, who attended Carty's lecture, says that in the event Newfoundland and Labrador adopted proportional representation, it would be "quite unlikely that there would be a noticeable difference" in university-government relations.
Newfoundlanders are too old: prof Rampant retirement could spark labour crisis, faculty shortage
BY DAVE WHALEN
Memorial's professors are getting old and many will retire in the coming years. Without an influx of young academics soon, the university could be stripped of faculty says a Memorial professor.
The government estimates that, in 10 years, seniors will make up close to 20 per cent of the province's population - up from i3.4 per cent right now.
A multitude of factors have combined to make seniors the fastest growing demographic in the province. Chiefly, aging baby boomers are to blame. But, a declining birthrate and out-migration have also hit the province hard.
"Newfoundland went through a point where it had the highest birthrate of any jurisdiction in North America to, along with Quebec, the lowest," said Memorial sociology professor Robert Hill.
Hill says the slackening of social constraints is the leading cause of Newfoundland's reduced birthrates.
"Some women are delaying having children into their 30s or 40s. When they delay having children, they typically have fewer," he said. "For many women, it's a conflict between career and having babies."
Newfoundland and Labrador's dire economic straits have also greatly compounded the problem and a lack of employment opportunities forces many to leave.
Also, the province does not attract many immigrants. Though out-migration has declined in recent years, the government does not expect the trend to fully level off until 2017.
Hill says that if present trends continue, the province and the university will inevitably face enormous labour shortages.
"We're going to face a doctor crisis in this province in five or 10 years' time just because of the age structure of the medical profession," he said. "The same [problem exists] with the university profession. Once we get into the situation of multiple retirements in every department, it's going
to be difficult." Unfortunately, says Hill, most of
those who are currently unemployed are not adequately skilled to fill these positions.
"You may have a large pool of unemployed, but they often don't have the skills necessary to fill the job vacancies. Quite a lot of the unemployed are older and they just don't have the high levels of education," he said. "You can't just become a doctor overnight."
But, there's still hope around the corner, says Hill.
"What you have to do is increase salary and benefit packages in occupations," he said. "Possibly, with oil, mining, and hydroelectric revenues, which hopefully will be increasing, the government will have sufficient revenues."
The provincial Department of Health and Community Services is trying to deal with Newfoundland and Labrador's growing gray-haired population with a project called Healthy Aging for All in the 21st Century.
The project has four principles: self-fulfillment, independence, social inclusion, and safety and security for the elderly.
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Student union oppresses gorillas, says man in ape suit
BY ERIKA MEERE
MONTREAL (CUP) - A would-be presidential candidate for McGill's student union is protesting a decision to exclude him from the election campaign, arguing that he faced discrimination against gorillas.
Ed Petrenko, who prefers to be called "Gorilla Q. Everyman" submitted his nomination signatures last Wednesday, as required by Elections McGill, while dressed as a gorilla. However, he was disqualified from actually running because he did not have enough signatures, according to Elections Coordinator Lisha Li.
Rather than spending last week putting up posters and speaking to classes, Patrenko donned his gorilla suit to distribute handbills to students at the Milton Gates.
"I, Gorilla Q. Everyman, got bullshit-kicked out of the election - don't let ' the man' perpetrate his or her Shamerican Shamocracy at McGill," reads the handbill.
In an interview, Everyman said that gorillas face a "tough scene" at McGill, because they are discouraged from attending classes, and are given strange looks when walk-
ing around campus. His campaign was to be based
on political "flip-flopping" to accommodate a wide range of political views.
Everyman urged students not to vote for either of the two presidential can~idates, Aaron Donny-Clark and Leon Mwotia.
"I feel they're good people, but they're part of the hegemony that's oppressing the gorillas," he said, admitting he had not met either candidate because he spent much of the last year hiding in a nearby jungle.
Donny-Clark said that although Everyman would have attracted more student interest in the presidential race, it would have compromised the seriousness of the election. He added that Everyman was excluded because he violated elections rules, and not because of discrimination.
"To the best of my knowledge, the student society does not oppress gorillas," Donny-Clark said.
Everyman, who plans to run again next year, denied that he is running as a joke candidate.
"I don't really see what's so funny," he said. 'Tm just a gorilla trying to run for president."
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U of T student lodges complaint against library BY ADEEL AHMAD
TORONTO (CUP) - A University of Toronto student has lodged a formal complaint against the campus library after finding an inflammatory magazine on its shelves that he says is disguised as a legitimate academic source.
The magazine, entitled Zionism Is Racism, was published in 1975 by the Communist Party of Canada. It features a collection of United Nations resolutions, newspaper articles, and historical pictures.
(Zionism is a political movement that supports a Jewish homeland in Israel.)
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On the shelf of Robarts Library, however, it looks like any other scholarly text, bound in hardcover and bearing the title Zionism And Racism on its spine.
Daniel Roth stops short of calling the magazine hate literature, but does say he was "rudely surprised" and "offended" by the magazine. Roth says the fact that the binding, implying a discussion of Zionism and racism rather than a claim, is deceptive and "there to fool peo-1
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"It's a particular party with a particular agenda that's not backed up," instead of a scholarly book, he said.
In an e-mail sent to various campus organizations, Roth charged that the credibility of the university was called into question by the fact that the material was placed in the Robarts stacks and intended to be a legitimate academic source.
Following this incident, he questioned whether students can "trust that everything [at Robarts Library] is an academic resource."
Roth describes himself as a Progressive Zionist, a movement for which "peace and justice is a good slogan." He stresses that his complaint is not motivated by his political beliefs.
Rather than ask for the maga-
zine to be removed from circulation, Roth asks that the binding be removed so library patrons can appraise the magazine for what it is. He also asks for an apology from the library directed to all students.
In response to Roth's complaint, Gabriela Bravo, the assistant director of Public Affairs for University of Toronto libraries, says the problem is the result of a typo - namely, the substitution of the word "and" for "is" in the title. It may have occurred either at the bindery as a simple mistake or it may have been the result of confusion with other titles. Regardless, she says the error will be corrected.
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The hardcover binding was put in place to protect the magazine, which otherwise "would just get destroyed," according to Anne Dondertman, the assistant director of the Thomas Fisher Rare Book Library, where the magazine can also be found.
Dondertman stresses that a large research library such as Robarts has a mandate to "provide access to all points of view."
"[There are] tens of thousands of things somebody might find offensive," Dondertman said. Bravo echoed that statement, adding: "We don't censor or condone any of the materials we acquire."
March 23, 2006
BY STACEY MURRAY
CHARLOTTETOWN (CUP) -Negotiations between the University of PEI administration and the University of PEI Faculty Association ceased after extending late into the night, with the Faculty Association officially on strike by 7:30 am Tuesday, March 21.
1he labour disruption is the most recent course of action from the University of PEI Faculty Association (UPEIFA) since its contract ended last July. Members of the UPEIFA include clinical nurses, faculty, sessional instructors, and librarians.
While UPEIFA has been in a legal position to strike since a strike vote passed by 84 per cent on March 14, UPEIFA President Wayne Peters says they waited to strike to give the administration as much chance as possible to recognize the support the faculty has shown to its union.
"One of the purposes for a strike vote is to get that leverage [of member support] and hope that just having the prospect of a strike is going to pressure the employer to come to the table," said Peters.
Negotiations had continued steadily since Wednesday, March 15, with the administration agreeing on seven of the 28 articles within the contract. Of the articles remaining, salary, teaching workload, benefits, and job security for sessional instructors are some outstanding issues.
Also, the administration withdrew an article concerning the Code of Conduct of UPEIFA that would have prevented faculty from speaking against issues that were supported by the university, even with sufficient grounds to do so.
While negotiations have been about reaching a compromise between the two parties, Peters spoke Friday about the need for both sides to step up their game, saying that he wasn't willing to move much with the UPEIFA's position.
"It's a matter of a willingness [of the administration] to come across and
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bring what's necessary to get a good settlement," he said.
UPEI President Wade MacLauchlan criticized the bargaining process in a newsletter released March i7.
"In positional bargaining, the parties begin the negotiating process by bringing forward a reasonable array of matters that they would like to see addressed in the current round," said MacLauchlan.
"As the process advances, they establish priorities and engage in a mu-
tual process of withdrawing positions or agreeing to leave them for a future round of negotiations or another process. It is dangerous if one side or the other gets married to its proposals. It is especially risky, at the advanced eleventh hour, if everything remains a priority."
UPEIFA has made it known they will be available to meet anytime in the coming days, but Peters doesn't see the same attitude with the administration. When it didn't appear as if
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the bargaining groups would meet on Friday, the UPEIFA set up a meeting to ensure they did.
"If we hadn't taken that initiative, I don't believe we would've met at the table today," said Peters.
1he administration, however, had a different message on its website on March 17: "The UPEI negotiating team will continue to be available to meet anywhere, anytime with a Faculty Association team that has a mandate to negotiate."
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Since then, UPEIFA has posted negotiation updates on its website, as well as a request to submit student grades to the administration.
"The intention here is clearly to use these grades as final grades in the event of a prolonged work stoppage," Peters wrote, concerning the administration's actions.
"It is the position of the Faculty Association that members are under no obligation to provide such course grades before the completion of the academic term, and should refuse to do so if asked.
"You may feel that providing your grades to the university or your services to the university during a strike is in the best interests of students, but prolonging the strike is not in the student's best interests. Everyone wants any work stoppage to be as short as possible."
The administration has yet to respond to Peters' comments.
While all efforts are being made by both sides to avoid any long-term effects on students, neither side is sure what will happen at this point. Both sides have reminded students that no Canadian university has ever lost a semester due to a labour disruption.
During the strike, students will still have access to most parts of the university campus, but there will be no classes unless they are told otherwise by professors. Students will be unable to contact professors, as the strike requires faculty to withdraw all services to students.
UPEIFA members will be present at the two main entrances of the campus, not blocking the entrance of students but passing out information.
"As long as the people coming and going respect our right to be there, there shouldn't be any problem," said Peters.
To find out more about the strike, visit the Faculty Association website at www.upeifa.org or the administration website at www.upei.ca/contingency. They will be updating their sites regularly throughout the course of the strike.
Protesters mark anniversary of Iraq war Toronto rallies raise awareness of international and domestic issues
BY BRUCE HARPHAM
TORONTO (CUP) - Hundreds of protesters assembled near the American consulate on Saturday to condemn military action all over the world.
Though held to mark the third anniversary of the March 20, 2003 in-
vasion of Iraq by the US and Britain, the protestors addressed a variety of world issues, including Canadian involvement in armed conflicts in Afghanistan and Haiti.
The protestors' global concerns were epitomized by their repeated chants of "From Iraq to Palestine, occupation is a crime."
At the pre-rally for the student contingent of the protest, an Arab Students' Collective representative condemned what the group sees as oppression of the people of Palestine. Other speakers talked about Canada's participation in a coup d'etat in Haiti
in 2004.
The variety of issues energizing the protesters was considerable: Some hawked leftist newspapers, while others carried large Palestinian flags. Most had placards made by the Toronto Coalition to Stop the War. The only student group to explicitly identify itself was the Ryerson Students' Union, whose members carried a banner.
Canadian military involvement in the Kandahar region of Afghanistan was at the top of the agenda. Some protesters focused on the death of Nasrat Ali Hassan, an Afghani who
VP Academic Election Platform
VP Academic Candidate Roger Drinkall
Dear fellow students, My name is Roger Drinkall and I
am running for the position of ViceP resident Academic of the MUN Students' Union. I am truly excited at the possibility of starting in a new position and I have a very positive outlook for the possibilities in the upcoming academic year. The main role of the VP Academic is to act as a liaison between the MUN Students' Union, students and the university on academic affairs. As a member of the current executive, I have observed first-hand the responsibilities of the VP Academic and my goal is to continue building upon the work that has been accomplished in the past years.
If elected I will continue to ensure that all committees have informed undergraduate student representation and I will work towards increasing the number of student representatives on all university committees and bodies. Strong student representation means that students' interests are taken seriously in the decision-making process of this university. I will also organize regular meetings with all student representatives to discuss current academic issues so that we have a united student voice.
In light of the Chandra scandal and of pressure to use programs such as Turnitin.com, academic integrity has become a controversial issue at
was shot and killed in a taxi this week by Canadian troops.
"It takes more courage to leave a war than fight one," said Patrick Hart, a former US sergeant who fled to Canada last August rather than be sent back to Iraq.
"My enemy is not foreign, it's domestic," said Hart, referring to the US Army oath to protect America from "all enemies foreign and domestic."
"We can't slide into George Bush's wars," said Toronto NDP MP Peggy Nash. "We should be declaring war on poverty, not Afghanistan."
The theme that military spending
Memorial. I will work towards ensuring that Memorial has the highest standard of academic integrity to guarantee a quality education without compromising students' rights.
Another issue that needs to be addressed in the upcoming year is the current 'Students Complaint Policy'. On the one hand, few students know about the existence of such a policy and on the other, when they do use it, they are often confronted with a complicated and confusing policy. I will work with Students Affairs to improve the policy and will also organize workshops to inform students of their rights at this university. Finally, I will improve communication
detracts from more important domestic issues was reinforced by students' placards which proclaimed "Books not bombs" and "Health care not warfare!"
'Tm against this war of aggression against Muslim countries," said retired university professor Ismail Norman, who attended the rally. 'Tm also here to support the US war resisters who are trying to stay in Canada."
Despite the multitude of speeches and placards, the protest was peaceful and only a few hundred people and 60 police officers attended.
and strengthen the relationship between the students' union, academic clubs and societies and academic dons in residence. By organizing regular meetings, we can ensure that academic societies and academic dons are receiving the most upto-date information on academic issues, which will benefit all students.
Finally, I am reliable, approachable and honest, all very important qualities for a VP Academic. My experience, knowledge and connection to this university make me the best candidate for the position of VP Academic of your Students' Union. On March 22 & 23,
VOTE ROGER DRINKALL FOR VP ACADEMIC.
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It's hard out here for an outside lane driver The rules of the road are set in place. The rules technically say you can switch lanes whenever there is a dotted line. Rules of common courtesy state otherwise.
This is an open letter to all the selfabsorbed meatheads who hold themselves above everyone else. I am talking about those people who forgo the needs and schedules of others in pursuit of their own agendas - those who try to switch into the busiest lane because they didn't want to wait for the traffic to clear in the one they needed to occupy.
It has been witnessed by all of us and performed by those with the biggest egos. The morning traffic clogs up the turning lane, especially the
right turn lane from Allandale Road onto the parkway. While most of us wait patiently in the slow lane, grinding our teeth because we were late, some asshole whizzes by, only to demand our compassion down the road when he wants into the turning lane.
If butting in line is socially unacceptable at theatres and cafeterias why do people think it is okay on the road?
I often wonder who would be at fault come a fender-bender. Would it be the guy who was obeying the law in his lane who unfortunately hit the nose of the car trying to edge in? Or, would it be the person dumb enough to hold up traffic down the line for an
if~liiHT Of Hi!NU
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
It's not all in the family rm writing in response to last week's editorial, which accuses the Canadian Federation of Students-N ewfoundland and Labrador of supporting certain candidates - specifically Stella Magalios and Stephanie Power - in the recent MUNSU election ("The CFS is CRAP" in Volume 56, Number 21).
Although the editorial is long on accusations, the sole evidence offered to support this assertion is that Stella Magalios is my sister . Did I personally hope that Stella would be elected? Sure. She is my ·sister, after all. However, the fact I care about my sister's personal success in no way constitutes interference by the Canadian Federation of Students-Newfoundland and Labrador. And it certainly doesn't
mean that any resources from the Federation were directed to her campaign. The Muse owes Stella, Stephanie, and the students who voted for them an apology. Jessica Magalios,
Provincial chairperson of the Canadian Federation of Students
Props to Sharan, Lobo rm glad The Muse gave space to the brave initiatives of colleagues Luis Lobo and Anand Sharan ("Two profs file human-rights complaints" in Volume 56, Number 20). And, shame on the other engineering professors from minority groups who attempted to protect their own careers and to undermine the bravery of Sharan and Lobo. The other engineering professors
upfront pavement position? Drivers in the right lane have it
hard in the winter. Pedestrians get in the way because there are no sidewalks and they must walk on the
If butting in line is socially unacceptable at theatres and cafeterias why do people think it is okay on the road?
streets. It is bad enough to have to slow down and inch out a little to maintain the life of another human being when you are in a rush. It is stressful without having to think about the other near-accident that
occurs when someone sticks her nose into your lane because she didn't want to wait in the long line.
It is not the pedestrians' fault. Sure, we like to curse on them, but they have to walk somewhere. They curse drivers when they are splashed and narrowly missed as well. This game of hit-or-miss is elevated by the threat of an impatient driver edging in front of the pedestrian-dodging driver.
Stay in your own lane until a space is available or at least until the public can use the sidewalks again. Safety is more important than getting to work on time after spending 15 minutes in a Tim Hortons lineup.
Angie Barrington
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argue that where visible minority groups are in the majority, as in the engineering faculty, there can be no discrimination. There are a number of problems with this argument.
In Canada, whenever the workers are mainly women or mainly new immigrants or mainly aboriginal people, and the working conditions are poor, that is discrimination in a majority situation. Unfortunately, being in the majority does not save one from persecution. I would like to wish more power to all those who are prepared to publicly name the discrimination against them. Joan Scott Ph.D.
Retired professor of biology and women's studies
IanFroudea fraud This letter is in response to "Engineers Without Borders sends student to Africa" in Volume 56, Number 21 of
The Muse. As an African, I really get flabber
gasted at the height of idiocy and patronization exhibited by those living in their comfort zones in the West who set out to "help" Africa.
The fundraising that was dubbed "Beat the Crap Out of Poverty" was just that - undiluted crap!
What Africa needs to see less of are demonstrations of shameless consum· erism and backpack tourists enjoying fully paid for holidays in the name of helping Africa. Now, if that $6,ooo was to bring in a poor African student to study engineering at MUN, that's what I would call really beating the crap out of poverty.
The only good I can see coming out of Mr Froude's holiday is" destroying the stereotypes ... about Africa" in a world that is determined to see Africa in a negative light.
Believe me, all of you with shallow ideas and good intentions - you need all the luck you can muster and then some!
Incidentally, ifhe already knows about the stereotypes, why does he need a holiday in Ghana in order to change them? Who's kidding whom?
Wanjiru Nderitu
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There's a war of the worlds going on in Tom Cruise's head Ever wonder what the Cruiser thinks about at night? You'll be sorry you asked
BY PATRICK SAVARD-WALSH
I used to think hardcore Christians weren't the sharpest knives in the drawer because they believed in a book by an unknown author with no verifiable facts. I've since had a sudden change of heart that's made me love them and want to take them out for ice cream on a summer night.
This newfound love of Christ's fan club doesn't stem from who they are, but from who they're not: Scientologists.
Tom Cruise is probably the first person who just jumped to mind. One of the most famous followers of the Church of Scientology, he likes shouting when he's excited, he likes his women 11 years apart (Mimi Rogers, b. 1956; Nicole Kidman, b. 1967; Katie Holmes, b. 1978), but doesn't like South Park very much.
His beef with the show started just before legendary soul musician Isaac Hayes (another out-of-the-closet Scientologist) quit his day job as the voice of Chef. Hayes took offence to a recent episode on Scientology in which Stan is believed to be the reincarnation of its founder, L. Ron Hubbard.
"There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins," he said. He probably had a lot on his mind, which explains why he forgot to mention the dozens of times the show poked fun at Christianity, Islam, Judaism, and Mormonism that didn't prompt him to quit.
If you don't know much about Scientology, it's not your fault; they're pretty secretive about the whole thing. But, if you're looking for something
Porn -
OH SNAP!
BY ANSHUMAN lDDAMSETTY
Porn gets a bad rap from a lot of folks.
Sure, the word "porno" calls to mind smoking bullet holes when compared to the delicate gossamer wings of its Starbucks-sipping chum "erotica." And sure, there's the question of whether it reinforces negative attitudes towards women.
But, I'll debate the merits of Knob Gobblers Vol. 1, 2, and 3 later. Now, I'll talk about how porn can help relationships: My significant other doesn't mind me having a stash of nubile bodies just a click away. It's a refreshing concept and one that should apply to every couple.
Like it or not, sex is an active part of everyday life, especially for cou-
hilarious to waste your time on and you're running out of material on Google Video, we strongly recommend you look it up on Wikipedia.
I'd go through the details with you, but trust me, there isn't room in this newspaper to describe it properly. In short, the religion was created by science-fiction writer Hubbard just over 50 years ago and it involves an alien overlord named Xenu who, 75 million years ago, rounded up and froze members of the overpopulated galaxy he controlled. Once frozen, he shipped them off to Earth in Douglas DC-8 airplanes with rocket engines and dropped them into volcanoes where they died and became brainwashed and confused spirits who eventually entered human bodies, creating unhappiness.
Oh, did we mention it costs money (a lot of it) to join the Church and move up the ranks of knowledge? And you think we're making this up.
I don't know what's scarier: the fact that more than one person believes this or that this was going through Tom Cruise's head during Jerry Maguire. The keywords here are "science fiction," "aliens," and "75 million years ago." Oh, and "DC-8s with rocket engines." And people think Michael Jackson is a weird guy.
Tom Cruise has been crazy for years, so why is this important now? Well, according to MuchMusic.com, Cruise "told Paramount network execs he'd refuse to promote Mission: Impossible III" unless they forced their subsidiary, Comedy Central, not to reair the South Park episode.
Now, that's tricky. It seems the Cruiser may be unbalanced, but he knows how to play his cards. To me, it seems pretty outlandish to jeopardize the marketing of a multi-billion dollar picture just to stop a cartoon from showing one more time. Arguably, fans will still have a vague idea of Mission: Impossible III without Cruise promoting it, but I'm sure the studio isn't really down with the idea.
In all likelihood, Cruise (who credits Scientology for curing his dyslexia and, by the way, who has an entire website dedicated to his mental state - TomCruiselsNuts. com) won't bend and the episode won't air. Still, there's an important lesson to be learned from all this: Psychos with money and power are just the same as regular psychos, except they have money and power.
Imagine one day you publish a book disproving Scientology beyond any doubt, and John Travolta (yes, he's a Hubbard-humper too) decides to have you clipped and burn every copy of the book or else he won't do Face/Off 2. What do you think Paramount will say then?
Yet, no matter how many crazy things Tom Cruise says or does (go on Oprah and jump on the couch, do an episode of The Magic School Bus) people will still be dying to know the latest on him and Katie and on what he eats for breakfast. It makes you wonder what the man can't do. -
The key words here are ((science fiction;' ((aliens;' and
Well, for now at least, he can't
((75 million years ago:' Oh, and "DC-8s with rocket engines:'
shut down the Internet. So, go to YouTube.com and search "South Park scientology." The episode is seriously worth watching.
The best thing my Grade 12 earth systems teacher ever did was show us the South Park episode that explains the ridiculousness of the Mormon story without even having to make fun of it. Now, I think I finally understand why he did that.
Desperate people often cling to any belief that helps them in a time of vulnerability, a sort of automatic response in order to save one's sanity. Then, there are the people in the world who exploit them.
South Park actually manages to fight this by using comedy as a form
of education to highlight human ignorance without preaching (not alien ignorance though, so I guess Xenu is off the hook.)
But what's that? There's a new religion where Jesus and the Beastie Boys suit up in jetpacks to fight Skeletor in an ultimate galactic laser battle? Now it all makes sense! Where do I sign up?
Editor's note: Since writing this article, Tom Cruise has won and the episode did not re-air. As well, South Park has said it will air an episode next season called "The Return of Chef," but that Isaac Hayes won't return to voice the love machine. This only makes us want Samuel L. Jackson in the role even more.
it's what's for dinner pies - which complicates the issue when either the sex doesn't cut it or just doesn't happen enough. That's a valid concern for those who can't lace up their Pumas without strumming their power chord.
For real, I tried going a week without masturbating - I nearly died.
Of course, no one's playing the blame game here. People are busy creatures, so between the grades, jobs, and finding/downloading/ watching porn, who has time to get it on?
Now, even if some people have evolved to go months without sweaty companionship, many others are hampered by the need for some sort of adult entertainment. Call it the biological imperative, call it whatever you want: It all goes back to our collective childhoods when we discovered our first Playboy or, for some, our first Bi-Way flyer.
Masturbation is nature's smoke break. That normal irritability that comes with the rigours of life is cured thanks to the people behind late night Showcase.
To some, it's even a way to ensure they don't stray too far from their relationships. Although, for the sake of this column, I'll assume you IM love songs to each other on an hourly basis.
For real, I tried going a week without masturbating - I nearly died
If it is the constant preoccupation some people have with porn that concerns you, then trust me, there's no way anyone would ditch his or her partner for a two-dimensional porn star, her lusty neighbor, and a zucchini. They may suggest a new position, true, but no guts, no glory, right?
Your girlfriend isn't going to blow you off for King Dong and your boyfriend isn't going to start crunking and go "skeet, skeet" if you catch him watching City TV's Baby Blue
(attention to his "Li'l Jon" notwithstanding).
And, if someone ever did put a neat stack of wank rags ahead of real sex with a real partner, that person's just asking for a punt in their "area."
What's fascinating is how particular people are with porn. If you indulge your significant other's smutty ol' time, you just might find out what makes them tick. It's another form of intimacy that's usually overlooked by the Cosmo set. This isn't for everyone, which I respect, but if you're comfortable with the idea of watching porn with a loved one, then go for it.
But, if you do get caught Googling www.InsaneClownPussy.com - sorry bro, you've got a lot more than intimacy issues to fess up.
So, listen up: If you stumble onto porn in your significant other's trash folder, don't freak out - they could be trying to keep the love alive. Oh, snap!
Send your comments on the benefits of porn to oh.snap.sexy@gmail. com. I may reply in a haiku.
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MOUTH OFF It's a pretty
boring time on campus, so how
• are you staying entertained?
BY /OHN RIETI AND
PATRICK SAVARD- WALSH
Not being around MUN! Playing computer games like Halo or Half-Life.
I leave campus --and fm listening to Rilo Kiley a
· lot.
Studying a lot-ifs not exactly entertaining.
Masturbation [flexes wrist]. Good ol' top-floor science building~
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e Surge of violence may result from post -traumatic stress: scientist
BY ]ASON NOBLE
Post-traumatic stress disorder has been blamed for an alarming increase in elephant attacks on humans in Africa and Asia.
According to National Geographic, about 500 people are killed by elephants each year.
Elephants have been reported storming villages, blocking roadways, and trampling people to death in countries including Uganda, Kenya, and India.
lhis is atypical behaviour for the usually gentle giants. Attacks on villages are not new, but never before have they been reported with such frequency, severity, and malice.
The violence has also been directed to other species, such as rhinoceros, and other elephant breeds.
Food and space are plentiful to the decimated elephant populations, so the attacks are not likely due to com-
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Elephants might look innocent, but if you stress them out you better watch your back.
petition for survival. Rather, the violence is thought to result from vengeance and emotional distress.
"Recent interdisciplinary research
has revealed that all vertebrates share the same underlying structures and mechanisms that dictate properties once considered uniquely human: cul-
es it ture, personality, language, and emotions," reads a paper by scientists Gary Bradshaw and Allan Schore.
"Stress, trauma, and other social disruptions - what biomedical research has identified as having profound influences on human psychology, physiology, and behaviour - holds for other social animals such as elephants," they write.
Elephants have been the target of human violence for decades. The expansion of human society has severely encroached on elephant habitat, and huge numbers of elephants have been killed illegally for their ivory tusks. Since the early 1900s, elephant populations in Africa have dropped from 10
million to a mere half-million. But researchers blame disruption
of elephant society, not merely declining numbers, for so-called "elephant rage."
Elephants are very intelligent creatures with huge memories and a profound attachment to family. lheir curiosity, bonding, and even complex social interactions like discipline and role-modeling are strikingly similar to human behaviours. Like humans, elephants can fall into states of depression and anger if their communities are damaged.
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Scientists believe recent destructive rampages are due to trauma caused by human violence earlier in life, similar to the human condition of post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), which can affect war veterans, rape victims, and other trauma survivors.
Many now-violent elephants witnessed the deaths of family members or were separated from the herd at an early age. In the many cases where the matriarch of the herd was killed, the elephants were deprived of the motherly wisdom and patience that would have taught them socially acceptable behaviour.
These orphans were raised by "teenaged mothers" lacking experience and knowledge, resulting in a generation of delinquents.
Dr Felicity de Zulueta is a trauma therapist who grew up in Uganda with a pet orphaned elephant.
She believes that a major cause of PTSD in humans is failure to bond with parents or other caretakers, and that similar circumstances can cause PTSD in elephants as well.
"Prematurely separating an elephant from the family tribe will have very powerful effects in terms of the attachment system," she said. "One of these effects would be aggression."
·Tap your keyboard- no, not like that New website identifies songs by keyboard taps last September, cu rrently has over
12,000. The site is growing in popularity, mostly by word of mouth through various Internet forums and biogs.
BY EARL TAPIA
BURNABY, B.C. (CUP) - Three Simon Fraser University students have turned a school project into a valuable web resource that allows people to find the name of a song without having to sing or hum the tune.
Called the Song Tapper, it works by asking a person to tap the rhythm of a song on their spacebar and matching that rhythm to the appropriate
song on its database. People can add rhythms to the database so that new songs can be looked up.
According to Geoff Peters, one of the creators of the website, most people first try familiar songs such as Christmas carols or "Happy Birthday," and even themes from movies and games, such as the Super Mario Bros theme.
The first version of the site had about 30 songs in its database - the latest version, which came online
Now the site gets from 3,000 to as many as 20,000 visits a day, and has been mentioned in several articles and publications, as well as on a BBC radio show.
Peters, along with co-creators Caroline Anthony and Michael Schwartz, were asked to present the Song Tapper concept at a major conference in Pittsburgh, where it was
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Other possible uses for the Song Tapper concept include things such as a children's toy ball that replays a tune when the appropriate rhythm is tapped, or a more sophisticated "clapper" mechanism that could activate various functions around the household, such as turning different appliances on or off depending on the rhythm.
"You could call someone on your cellphone by just using the keytone rhythm matched to a particu-
lar number, or on cellphones with a microphone, you could just tap on the dashboard to make the appropriate rhythm," said Peters. Despite the many possible applications for the technology, it has not yet been patented.
For now, Peters, who is also an accomplished jazz pianist, has some ideas for the future of the website. "It's really not that big of a site, so it would be easy to get some friends to translate it to other languages. Then people could add and search for songs from their native language."
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Pets sometimes seem human, but don't dump all your friends for a feline yet
BY JUANITA KING
At some point in your life, you've likely had a pet. It may have been a domesticated cat, a wild rabbit you tamed, or even an on line N eopet -the variety of animals that humans have domesticated throughout history is broad.
Though many people feed their pets, sleep in the same bed with them, and love them, they remain unaware of their subtleties that have become a part of regular human-animal bonding.
Historically, families domesticated animals to help out around the house. Dogs were kept for herding and tracking, while cats were used for killing mice or rats. In the past, the majority of cats were kept outside whereas today most cats are kept indoors and are considered a part of the family.
The bond between humans and animals has even interested scientists in recent years; there are a growing number of research institutions looking at the potential benefits. Research
has shown that having a pet helps to relieve stress. Whether it's a cute cat or a creepy-crawly tarantula, pets are no longer just beasts of burden.
Pet personalities
Everyone who has a pet can describe its personality. Some Memorial students who have pets have described them in a variety of ways, much like the way we describe our friends. Students have described their pets, which were mostly dogs, as lazy, hungry, people-loving treat mongers, proud, sooky, jealous, and persistent. There was also an interesting description of a Memorial student's pet bird: "[An] angry son-of-a-bitch who attacks me, and only me, at any opportunity - even when I saved it one time."
Whether the descriptions are endearing or not, everyone can describe their pets with these familiar, humanlike qualities. But Memorial biology professor Ted Miller warns that anthropomorphism - describing animals in these terms - is not a good idea.
"If you use words that basically describe what we use to interpret and often judge human behaviour, we're not doing a service in science," he said.
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about their pet with humanlike qualities. Categorizing pet behaviour has led to a lot of controversy in recent years over whether or not some popular pets should be banned.
"Some non-humans are just optimistic all the time and some are not," said Rita Anderson, a Memorial psychology professor. "But, certainly how you're going to look at the world, and respond to the things in it, is going to depend very heavily upon what experiences you've had."
While many experts say that pet behaviour has a lot to do with nature, they do emphasize the importance of the type of environment an animal is raised in.
Other people, including St John's Mayor Andy Wells, might disagree. Wells is interested in banning certain breeds of dogs, such as Rottweilers and pit bulls, because some of these dogs are known to be aggressive. Anderson argues an animal's behaviour has much to do with the way it is raised, so from that perspective a ban on certain breeds does not make sense.
Some St John's citizens who own these dogs argue for stricter regulations on dog ownership, no matter what the breed. Giving fines to irresponsible owners and banning them from owning pets are some alternatives. Still, pet bans remain a controversial issue in the realm of pet
behaviour.
Pet talk
Every living species has a language or a method of communication.
Anderson says that there has been recent research on how dogs communicate: "Until fairly recently, people were just talking about barking as noise .... Now we're beginning to realize that's not true. They're saying there is communication there."
"The type of bark that you make depends on the context that you're in," she said. "There are play barks and there are aggressive barks [and] there are Tm alone and I don't like it' barks."
Most experts emphasize having a positive and responsive attitude toward animals as a way to understand them better.
"Certainly if you have a high-energy dog and you try to treat it like a couch potato, you're going to get trouble. So, being sensitive to the activity level that they need ... obviously that has to be important," said Anderson.
Owning a pet
Owning a pet can be a very rewarding experience for both the pet and the
owner. However, too often the novelty of having a pet wears off and the responsibility can be stressful if you are unprepared.
Firstly, unless you can afford to properly take care of an animal -which not only means providing food, but also veterinary care - then having a pet is not a good idea. But, when deciding what kind of pet to have, considering your own needs, habits, and schedule is essential. If you are usually at the library cramming, then lowmaintenance pets like fish or even Neopets are a better idea than a dog, which requires a lot of attention.
Consider what sorts of qualities you would like in a pet as well. "A lot of things that favourite pets offer certainly are humanlike in some qualities, like touchability, warmth, [and] affection," said Miller.
Still, some people prefer pets that are less affectionate and more entertaining.
"A lot of people go for things like pets, but they're more like exotic pets. I guess maybe they're more like objects, like a stamp collection, because you can't really get close to wolf spiders and lizards like you can to dogs and cats," said Miller.
Choosing the right pet for your needs is important, but keep in mind that the pet might also like to have an owner who provides for its needs as well.
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CANADA JUST CAN~T COMPETE WHEN IT COMES TO COLOURFUL POLITICIANS
BY SIGNY HOLMES
WINNIPEG (CUP) - There's something wrong with Canadian politics. It's not the identity crisis, it's not the allegations of government corruption - it's something far, far worse.
Canadian politics are boring. They lack a certain je ne sais quoi. Even our scandals, plentiful as they may seem, are dull.
When Belinda Stronach crossed the floor and joined the Liberal party in 2005, Alberta Conservative MP Tony Abbott referred to the defection as "whor[ing] herself out for power" and Ontario Conservative MP Bob Runciman did her the non-favour of calling her "a dipstick - an attractive one, but still a dipstick."
These misogynistic insults came under fire from the media and so did comments made later that year by Liberal MP Scott Reid, in which he criticized the Conservative Party's plan to directly provide families with $1,200 a year for child care. While on CBC News: Sunday, he said that the government shouldn't "give people 25 bucks a week to blow on beer and popcorn."
Despite these comments, which have gotten the MPs into serious trouble, Canadians are still babes in the woods when it comes to the art of inappropriate quips and political insults. Politicians from around the world have said far worse - or done much better, depending on whether you find these comments offensive or entertaining.
Land down under
Take Australia. With such colourful terms as "budgie smugglers" (a men's bathing suit) and "brown-eyed mullet" (a turd floating in the ocean) in their vocabulary, we shouldn't be surprised if Australian politicians sometimes express themselves a little more colourfully than we're used to here in the Great White North.
Although there are differences, the Australian government is run in a manner similar to the Canadian system. There is a Speaker of the House, called "Mr Speaker," who keeps order. The MPs are expected to refer to each other as "the leader of the opposition" or "the honourable member for Bennelong." Interjections are frowned upon to keep things from getting too personal.
At least that's the theory. Despite the apparent similarities,
certain Australians seem to have rather unique ideas when it comes to what's appropriate under these guidelines -a point of view we "polite" Canadians might have difficulty understanding.
Former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating, who brought his sharp tongue to Parliament in one capacity or another from 1969 until 1996, was infamous for his acidic commentary.
When referring to current Prime Minister John Howard, then-Leader of the Opposition Keating has pulled out such gems as "a dead carcass, swinging in the breeze" and "the brain-dam-
aged leader of the opposition." Keating also managed to change
the job description for the Speaker of the House from "august politician" to something more along the lines of "kindergarten teacher." Not only was the Speaker required to chasten Keating and others on a regular basis, he had to deal with tattling of the worst sort.
Once, Keating waved off opposition doubts on the severity of the deficit with the officious remark, "Look, George, you have trouble balancing your own cheque book; don't talk about the budget." After which he implored the Speaker, "Mr Speaker, can I have some protection from the clowns on the front bench?"
You can almost see the pained wincing as their beloved Mr Speaker pops another migraine pill.
Other Keating gems include "stuck pigs," "intellectual hoboes," "irrelevant, useless, and immoral," "mindless, useless, idealistic, unprincipled,'' "gutless spiv," "political carcass with a coat and tie on,'' and his insistence that "the opposition crowd could not raffle a chook in a pub."
Not exactly something you'd follow up with an "Oh snap!" After all, some of those aren't even words.
In the Mother Country
Australia may take a devil-may-care approach to politics, but we choose to model our government on that staunch noble prototype: England. With origins dating back to 1265, British politicians have a respect for the gravity of their very serious work. Maintaining a stiff upper lip at all times, they carry the weight of history on their responsible shoulders.
Then, there's Winston Churchill. Churchill did have his serious side
- after all, he led the country through World War II - but that's not what we're concerned with here. Where Keating lashed out, Churchill would set you up and shoot for the kill. Take this lengthy assault from the House of Commons in 1931:
"I remember, when I was a child, being taken to the celebrated Barnum's circus, which contained an exhibition of freaks and monstrosities, but the exhibit ... I desired most to see was the one described as The Boneless Wonder. My parents judged that the spectacle would be too revolting and demoralizing for my youthful eyes and I have waited 50 years to see The Boneless Wonder sitting on the Treasury bench."
Churchill was known for his quick comebacks and clever remarks. Two of the most famous comebacks of all time are attributed to him.
Lady Nancy Astor may have thought she was getting one over Churchill when she remarked, "Winston, if you were my husband, rd poison your tea." Churchill wasn't having any of that, though, and fired back with, "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Elizabeth Braddock made a similar mistake when she told him he was drunk. We'll never know if she recov-
ered from being told "and you, madam, are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober."
Just a good ol' boy
Now there's the spunk we need to spice up the political scene. Just imagine if, during the most recent election campaign, Paul Martin and Stephen Harper had engaged in an elaborate verbal battle where the terms "corporate trollop" and "American lapmonkey" were tossed around more often, and Jack Layton had challenged Gilles Duceppe to pistols at dawn. Could have done marvels for voter turnout.
Our neighbours down south had a little pistol incident in 1804, when Aaron Burr, the third vice-president of the United States, shot and killed Alexander Hamilton, the nation's first secretary of the Treasury, in a duel to the death. Oops.
Then, or so Canadian legend goes, there was the time US president Lyndon Johnson grabbed our beloved little Prime Minister Lester Pearson by the collar, shook him, and yelled, "Dammit, Les, you pissed on my rug!" after Pearson spoke in Philadelphia in support of a negotiated settlement to the Vietnam War.
As good as it gets
Well Canada, don't despair. Maybe our politicians haven't been very witty in their faux pas, maybe our scandals just aren't as fun as they could be, and yes, maybe politics could use a little spicing up. But there are rays of hope sprinkled through Canada's history.
We still giggle and point at Pierre Trudeau's pirouette behind the Queen and we practically went into a national seizure when he was accused of telling Conservative MP John Lundrigan to "fuck off."
Of course, we couldn't very well have a national uproar involving the word "fuck," so we Canadian-ed it down to "fuddle duddle." Trudeau was grilled in a press conference over whether or not he moved his lips and what he was thinking when he did so. The official Hansard transcript of that parliamentary session records his words as "fuddle duddle," either because the reporter couldn't hear what Trudeau said or his sensibilities were so offended that he chose a more delicate term.
Hell, Prime Minister Mackenzie King talked to the spirit of his dog. Odds are there's plenty of kook and eccentricity lurking in those political minds of today, just waiting to be unleashed.
With a new government and some bad blood between it and the official opposition, maybe things will finally come to a head and we'll get some good old-fashioned fisticuffs in Parliament, just as it should be.
More likely, we'll just carry on as we always have - a verbal slip-up here and there, quickly crushed by public outcry.
March 23, 2006
FAMOUS
HARSH WORDS
''Fuck off'' -Former Canadian Prime Minister
Pierre Trudeau's alleged words to Conservative MP John Lundrigan
''Datntnit, Les, you pissed on tny rug!''
-Former American President Lyndon B. Johnston to former
Canadian Prime Minister Lester Pearson after Pearson spoke in
Philadelphia in support of a negotiated settlement to the Vietnam War
" ... And you, madam, are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober."
-Sir Winston Churchill to Elizabeth Braddock after she commented that
he was drunk
"[Belinda Stronach is] a dipstick - an attractive one, but still a dipstick." -Conservative MP Bob Runciman on
Belinda Stronach after her crossing of the floor
"Look, George, you have trouble balancing your own cheque book; don't talk about the budget."
-Former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating waving off opposition
doubts on the severity of his government's deficit
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National festival hits St John's this summer, showcasing the best in Canadian theatre
BY ASHLEY FITZPATRICK
Newfoundland theatre has blossomed over the past few years. Now, the rest of Canada gets to really understand the work coming from the province with the Magnetic North Theatre Festival.
Magnetic North, first held in 2003,
has quickly become one of the premiere events in the Canadian calendar. The festival presents the best contemporary theatre productions from across the country. Each year Magnetic North is on the move, spending one year in Ottawa and moving to another Canadian cultural centre the next.
This year, Magnetic North will be in St John's and the festival, set to run from June 28 to July 8, is already creating a stir.
Organizers for the festival are already busy. The official launch for Magnetic North 2006 was held on
Tuesday at the Petro-Canada Hall. One of the shows announced is al
ready being buzzed as a "must-see." Bigger than Jesus is a one-man show performed by Rick Miller and directed by Daniel Brooks. Brooks is known for having directed some of the most talked about shows in recent memory, including Daniel Maclvor's Cul-deSac and John Mighton's Half Life, the Governor General's Literary Award winner which played at the festival in 2005.
Side-by-side with these names are the major Newfoundland artists who have represented the province in past festivals. The festival has formerly included readings and performances, for example, of Andy Jones' To the Wall and King O' Fun, Berni Stapleton's 1he Pope and Princess Di, and Robert Chafe's Tempting Providence. Chafe has, in fact, attended the festival every year since its inception and he
is excited to see the festival come to Newfoundland.
He points out that the festival will be a great way to give local artists high-profile exposure. It's the type of exposure, as Chafe notes, that has allowed for greater recognition oflocal work in recent years.
"For many years there wasn't much work coming out of Newfoundland," says Chafe, pointing to the difficulties in touring projects off the island. "But now there's been more effort in getting Newfoundland out there."
The recent exposure has created a great amount of interest nationally in "the strong theatre tradition and theatre community here." Of course, despite this national interest, the difficulties in touring remain. This is perhaps why the 2006 Magnetic North festival is gearing up to be such a fabulous frenzy, with local artists having a rare chance to show the full spectrum of talent residing here.
Aside from the major productions, the festival offers shows for children and discussions with the artists; it
also showcases plenty of new and local projects.
One way the festival encourages new talent is through its Magnetic Words competition. First started at the 2005 festival, the competition calls for young writers, particularly those who may have never before considered writing for the stage, to try their hand at creating a short 10-minute play. The deadline for this year's competition has been extended until the end of March and is open to all students. The three winners chosen from the competition will receive a session with a professional dramaturge and a reading of their play by professional actors.
Also in order to highlight local talent, the festival has teamed with the Resource Center for the Arts to produce the Fridge Late Night series. The Fridge series shows will include a number of performances by local groups and individuals, each up to 30 minutes in length. Every night will have a guest host and a guest musician to keep the evening moving.
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It is perhaps fitting for the festival to have found a home in St John's, considering its new title as Cultural Capital of Canada for 2006 according to Heritage Canada. It is believed that it is, in fact, the city's cultural value and its strong sense of community that are attracting early interest in tickets. While the relative isolation ofliving on an island may be a detriment to local artists looking to tour, it has proven to be a unique draw for mainland interest.
"A lot of people are terribly excited to come here," notes Chafe, suggesting that many theatre professionals may have even skipped the last Magnetic North festival in Ottawa just to be able to attend the festival in St John's. "I think it's going to attract a lot of people."
Magnetic North is produced by the Canadian Theatre Festival Society and co-presented by the National Arts Centre English Theatre. To contact the festival or to find out ticket information, check out the festival website at: www.magneticnorthfestival.ca.
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so revo ution V for Vendetta Starring Hugo Weaving, Natalie
Portman, and William Hurt Warner Bros Rated 14A
BY ANSHUMAN lDDAMSETTY
"Ideas are bulletproof," quotes V - the titular masked man - in a violent set piece that pits the political vigilante against an onslaught of bullets. It's one of the core themes in V for Vendetta, a stylish film adaptation of the influential comic series of the same name.
Published as a single graphic novel by DC Comics on its "mature readers" imprint Vertigo, the original was written by comics' auteur Alan Moore (creator of such groundbreaking work as Watchmen and Promethea) and drawn by seasoned 2099AD vet David Lloyd.
V for Vendetta tells of a dys~opic future England where social catastrophe has led the country into Orwellian fascism. In an effort to m_aintain "freedom," the UK has reverted into a totalitarian state where ethnic minorities, homosexuals, and the rebellious are all targeted for eradication. The streets of this New Britain are filled with spy cameras, propaganda posters, and Gestapo-esque goons, while the rich remain comfortable as the shrinking middle-class lead disturbing half-lives - all in the name of security.
In the midst of this terror comes a mysterious hero (Hugo Weaving), a cloaked man sporting a porcelain mask in the wry image of Guy Fawkes. Calling himselfV, this figure begins a plan to overthrow the current government, even if it requires taking lives. The first step involves saving a young woman who is forced to pimp herself out for money. This girl, Evey (Natalie Portman), features greatly in V's plans and becomes a force to be reckoned with in the series' harrowing conclusion.
The book charts a labyrinthine plot
in its 10-issue run that is part adventure story, part gripping mystery, and part political critique. One by one, fragments dovetail to add more to V's gradual decimation of the ruling party. The ingenious political discussion found in the book's pages are matched only by the grand machinations of V - a master plan terrifying both in its scope and detail.
But, the adaptation penned by the Wachowski Brothers (the team behind the half-hearted Matrix trilogy) is not as groundbreaking as its source material. Although it's a stylish and exceedingly competent reworking, the movie falls flat for those who've read Moore's masterwork. It's a fantastic bit of eel-
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luloid, but one that seems neutered for the lowest common denominator.
Changes are everywhere and they're baffling since they serve no real purpose. For example, Evey is not a desperate call girl but an overworked temp for a government-sponsored broadcasting station (I hear prostitutes aren't cool with audiences - sorry Pretty Woman). Her introduction to the enigmatic V - an early highpoint in the comic that solidifies his motives and violent nature - is instead played terribly hokey.
Unnecessary additions also dilute the effectiveness of the movie's plot, as very-North American hot topics are forced into this view of neo-Britain, in-
eluding evil CEOs,. a contagious virus, and shadowy pharmaceutical companies. Key points such as the origin ofV are glossed over when they should be the film's focus. As a result, V comes off as just a gruff antihero with a revenge complex, not the brilliant force of nature from the comic.
The conclusion is also completely different and, though it works well in the film, it's disheartening from the comic reader's perspective.
These issues only address those who have read Moore's graphic novel. As a film in its own right, V for Vendetta is a stellar achievement. The look of the film is wonderful, with crisp colours and eye-catching set design.
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Across the board, the acting is solid and believable (minus the cartoonish William Hurt as Chancellor Sutler). The film juggles depravity with comedy and emotion in a way The Matrix films could only dream of. It's actually a testament to the Wachowski script that such broad ideas are all brought together in a mere two hours.
But for admirers of the series, the movie loses its teeth - that edge that force V to begin his campaign for freedom in the first place. The film is still a success. It's a lush, intelligent movie that betrays its Matrix 2.0 special effects with conviction and heart. Go see the movie, then pick up the graphic novel for the entire story.
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u She's The Man Starring Amanda Bynes, David Cross,
and Channing Tatum Dream Works Rated PG
BY ADAM RIGGIO
In terms of cross-dressing high-school movies, She's The Man is a considerable artistic leap from the Shawn and Marlon Wayans vehicle White Chicks. Despite this very dubious praise, She's The Man is a decent flick.
The plot, loosely based on Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, revolves around a brilliant high-school soccer player named Viola (Amanda Bynes) whose women's team is cut by their overly coiffed and rather sexist coach.
With something to prove to both her idiot coach and her ex-boyfriend, she takes the most obvious step -pretending to be her twin brother Sebastian and enrolling in his rival high school when he secretly flies to London with his band.
00 s She's The Man breaks ground in the transgender teenage comedy .· genre.
Bynes' roommate Duke (Channing Tatum) is the star player at Illyria High, a hunky piece of man-meat who feigns awkward around women. Their long, complicated, genderben~ing, romantic falling-into-eachother is inevitable, given the target audience of the movie, and it is amus-
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and the humour is terribly awkward. Given that the plot revolves around Bynes falling in love with a man while herself pretending to be a man in a status-conscious and likely quite homophobic boarding school, this is not
a surprising.
The story consists of a growing number of increasingly outlandish set pieces. Bynes' constant role-changing from Viola to faux-Sebastian during a town carnival sequence is probably the most hilarious. Its fast pace and Bynes' desperation to keep her scheme from unravelling makes this a 10-minute farce to be reckoned with. The rest of She's The Man should have had a similar tone, but just misses the mark.
However, some of the dialogue was absolutely excruciating to listen to, largely because several key scenes were too uncertain in tone. It was as if the actors and crew were unable to figure out how best to mix humour, awkwardness, strangeness, and sincerity. Some conversations should be played for laughs, while some shouldn't, and the movie-makers in many cases weren't sure exactly what to do. It makes the tone of many sequences veer more towards the uncomfortable than they should.
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in She's The Man is David Cross as Principal Gold. Wandering around the movie like some kind of demented Ned Flanders, he brings an atmosphere of welcome absurdity to characters who often take themselves too seriously.
Despite rarely being sure of what exact tone to carry, Bynes is in good form, performance-wise. Tatum, however, is not. His character is a typically angsty teen, but he's not convincingly so, overdoing his emotional moments. Only one scene between Bynes and Tatum is truly perfect in pitch, and it 's a pity he couldn't carry that tone through the rest of his role.
Also of note is the Illyria soccer coach, played by Hertfordshire's own Vinnie Jones in the same manner as his character from Snatch. Jones delivers the line that is, perhaps, the moral centre of this movie, confronting the metrosexual coach who turned down Viola for the team because she was female. He barks, in his thick northern English accent, "Here at Illyria, we do not discriminate based on gen-dah!"
55 glimpses into reality BY KAYLA WALTERS
Kilter: 55 Fictions By John Gould Turnstone Press, 2003
I have often wondered how shortstory writers condense their visions into pieces ofliterature no longer than 50 pages. Most authors have trouble keeping the length of their stories under 200 pages, but John Gould, author of Kilter, does it in four pages or less.
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Personally, I have never been the biggest fan of short stories. I usually require stories to have a sufficient amount of character development and an in-depth plot - aspects often handled better in full-length novels than in the short format. But, with Kilter, I was pleasantly surprised.
Gould's collection was nominated for the Giller Prize in 2003 and after reading "Two Things Together" - his first story - it's easy to understand why.
All the stories offer a brief glimpse into the lives of 55 ordinary people, ali of whom experience some form of transformation. Gould writes about a father struggling to understand his teenage son, a woman trying to figure out the identity of her murdered brother, and a dead man who struggles with the fact that he did not leave a suicide note.
Ultimately, these stories look at the alienation and relationships of family members, lovers, and strangers,
and the way simple connections can transform.
Unlike some short stories that end abruptly and leave the reader wondering what happened next, the stories in Kilter are written clearly and in such a manner that no explanations are needed. The situations are very ordinary, but the way in which Gould forms his characters, ideas, and themes leaves the reader compelled and satisfied.
Kilter is a great read for anyone on
the run. With all the stories ranging from two to four pages long, you can read one on the bus, between classes, and even during the commercial breaks of your favourite TV show. Just watch out - Gould's writing is addictive; you might not be able to read just one.
If short stories are your thing, pick up a copy of Lisa Moore's Open (House of Anansi, 2002) or Alice Munro's Runaway (McClelland & Stewart, 2004).
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Adair The Destruction
of Everything is the Beginning of Something New
Warcon Records Emocore
BY PATRICK SAVARD-WALSH
Chances are you've never heard of Adair. I'm pretty much in control of whether you pick up this album.
I could tell you how the guitarist has a half-shaved head, while the other half of his hair is combed over to curl just under his chin. Now, nine out of 10 of you want nothing to do with them.
But I won't do that, because basing a band's musical talent on their fashion is childish at best. So, forget what I just said.
Instead, I'll mention the few things that are bugging me, like the heart symbol on the back of the sleeve with a hand holding a dagger in it. If you're sad (or psychotic), express it in your music, not with emoticons.
And, the drummer's arms have an amazing amount of hair on them. Now, I by no means have a baby-arsed body, but this guy's dad must have been a rug. I don't know if I want all those extra testosterone fibres interfering with the ton;ility of my percussion-listening experience.
The entire question of whether or not you should listen to this band can be abridged to this: If you are vaguely familiar with Story of the Year, you will probably like Adair.
Download: "The Beginning of Something New (City of Hope)"
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The Flood Anti Country/Bluegrass
B+ BY MARK CLUETT
Neko Case's voice has improved with each album she makes. The first time I heard her was on The New
Pornographers' Mass Romantic, and though fundamentally good, it was still a little screechy for my tastes. But, Blacklisted, and the live disc The Tigers Have Spoken surprised me in how the lady's pipes matured.
She sounds her best, however, on Fox Confessor Brings 1he Flood. Not as honky-tonk country as some would prefer - the album isn't CMT and tappin' the rockies with a Coors Light; it's your grandmother's gramophone and a jug of moonshine.
Confessor starts off slow with "Margaret vs. Pauline" but by the time you get to "John Saw That Number" you've broken out your washboard and thimbles.
The final track "The Needle Has Landed" is one of Case's best songs; extended musical moans show where Case is going and how far she has come.
The album is best described as a mix of Stevie Nicks, k.d. lang, and The Cowboy Junkies, but interesting.
If you're looking for something different - no synth, no electric guitar, few musical masturbations - then pick up Fox Confessor Brings 1he Flood.
Download: "The Needle Has Landed"
Street Drum Corps Street Drum Corps Warcon Records Punk/Marching Band
BY JOHN RIETI
This CD is all beats and no brains. A purely instrumental and drum
driven record, Street Drum Corps has its cool parts. The first song, called "Police Beat Introduction," is a zany three-drum beat laced with a car horn cutting in and out.
Unfortunately, it's only 21 seconds long and the rest of the album goes downhill fast.
Or maybe, from the sounds of "Body Sounds 101," it goes down your pants. Seriously, the entire track is like the sounds your friends used to make at sleepovers before masturbation was endorsed by your student newspaper and Christian groups alike. I won't even begin on the cover art, which features what looks like a beaten monkey.
Then, the album that started with creative, urban-infused drumming turns into absolute crap. Somehow they abandon drumming and instead insist on using a voice synthesizer to repeat "clap your hands" or something like that over and over again.
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Some of the other tracks feature cool drum lines for a while, but then an annoying synthesizer cuts in and ruins the groove.
It's a shame that Street Drum Corps chose to branch out beyond drumming; percussion can be incredib1 e on its own. Check out a Bobby Rock CD if you want proof.
They would have been better off had they skipped using their brain to operate complicated synth sounds and just stuck to bashing beats out of drums and car horns. Goddamn! That's a good 21 seconds.
Download: "Police Beat Introduction"
Destroyer Destroyer's Rubies Merge Records Folk/Pop
BY MARK CLUETT
If, heaven forbid, you find The New Pornographers inaccessible then you might not even classify Destroyer's Rubies as sound.
Destroyer is Dan Bejar, one third of the "pornographic" supergroup that makes it to the top ten of every best-of list by every pretentious reviewer this side of the Pitchfork offices.
But is Bejar a bonafide songwriter on his own, or riding the coat tails of both Carl Newman and Neko Case? The former seems to ring true once you play Rubies once through.
"European Oils," is a lounge lullaby fuzzed up. Disjointed, borderline metal guitar solos are thrown in to assure the listener that Bejar is indeed fucked up. "3000 Flowers," is a loose spoken word performance, layered over what seems to be a throwback to 1997 Cornershop hits; a relevant "Brimful of Asha?" - about time.
Does Rubies get a little weird at some points? Hell yeah - the first track "Rubies," is almost 10 minutes long; he constantly refers to his last album, blood, priests and works ofliterature he perhaps wrote himself. Some of the songs even sound so much like previous tracks that you'll be switching back and forth on your playlists for days.
The New Pornographers are too often introduced as a Carl Newman vehicle - when the tunes penned by Bejar with the Pornos and Destroyer is some of the freshest noise to come out of Canada in the 21st century.
Download: "Painter In your Pocket"
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SIGHTS & SOUNDS COMPILED BY JOHN DUFF
Thursday> .March 23 . 'Ihe Attic: Trevoi\I\.elly '.. ; ·
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The Majestic.Theatre: 1he Full Monty (S:oo pm, $19.95)
Paradise Community Centre: Conspire the Wa}s:e, Call the Ambulance, Flatlinet Idyll ($5) ·. O'Reilly's: The M@9~es (11:30 pm). Fergu~ (YBYt1!e ~n4· Dermot O'Reilly (8:15 pm)· · . . . .
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Science Bu.ildin.g; RCJ.dical .Media presents Fallujah and.tetTheni Stay (6:00 pm)
The Spur: Elimination Dance (10:30 pm)
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Delta Hotel '"Ballroom: Sam Roberts, The Novaks (9:00 pm, $28)
D.F. Cook Recital Hall: Debut Atlantic: Jens Lindemann and Jennifer Snow ($.18/$~?,student~)
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Hava Java: Open mike with Jordan Young . .
The LSPU Hall: Fiigh school dra~ ma festival
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Demme shows Young's Heart of Gold
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BY MILDRED PIERCE
There's no denying the man's still got it. Even if you're not nostalgic for the crooner from Northern Ontario you'll appreciate this concert film. Collaborations don't get much sweeter. How fortunate that thinking man's independent director Jonathan Demme teamed up with Neil Young to record this galvanizing event.
Neil Young: Heart of Gold captures the essence of one of our most influential singer-songwriters. Shot in Nashville in late summer of 2005, the film is a faithful document of the Prairie Wind concerts Young gave to launch his new album, now an international best-seller. In this case, the
film is a compilation of two back-toback performances.
There's a kind of attractive, stripped-down character to this film that is appropriate to Young's whole persona. No pop culture flash to this guy- it's all about the voice, the guitar, and the backup crew who are as loyal as the day is long. In this case, they include his wife - the always magical Emmylou Harris - and, of course, a band forged in rock music heaven.
Not only do we see a musical legend at his best, but also a 60-yearold man in the recovery stages of major life-threatening operations for a brain aneurysm. The concerts were, in many ways, miracles of luck and modern medicine, since Young had obviously just come through with a bill of good health.
The album Prairie Wind might have lost the Grammy, but that's no matter to the legions of fans who find Young's music hypnotic and strangely wonderful. Young has always combined piercing insight with real-life longing,
endearing him to us with his honesty and realism. Most telling, he really hasn't changed his tune, so to speak, after all these years. Loyal to his music and his fans, he has managed to stay consistent, pure, and uncorrupted by the temptations of the music industry.
Demme's production exploits every possible camera angle he can manage, making for a lively visual spectacle. But there's no airbrushing here - no phony stage theatrics. We are looking at an aging rocker, but of course that's part of the appeal. With Jagger and the Stones and everyone else of that generation in denial, with computer-generated effects distracting audiences from the music they are supposed to be hearing, Neil Young: Heart of Gold is a hugely refreshing blast of respect. For Neil Young and for us, it's all about the music.
Neil Young: Heart of Gold plays Thursday, March 30 at Empire Studio 12 in the Avalon Mall. Showtime is 7:00 pm.
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BY PAUL SANFORD HEPP LESTON
I love being Canadian. We are internationally recognized as the nice kid on the block that shares with everybody and really knows how to party. We have some of the most beautiful scenery on the planet, an unparalleled cultural collage, and a mastery of barley and hops our southern neighbours could only dream of.
Canadians have also been responsible for some of the world's most influential music.
Unfortunately, our abundance of praiseworthy music meant that many deserving artists got left aside for this mix. There are some glaring omissions, I admit, but I did the best I could. Fourteen songs barely does our country justice. My apologies to all those who will hate me because there is no Bachman, Murray, or Mitchell - it couldn't be helped. The same follows for I Mother Earth, Our Lady Peace, and Max Webster. As for there being no Rush, well, I hate them. That said, I cannot deny the contribution they have made to Canadian music (sadly).
Since my own list was well over 14 songs, all the lists I got from readers only complicated matters. Face it, this country rocks.
Don't forget, I welcome your feedback and complaints. E-mail me at ha[email protected].
For the next mix, let's go with those hidden treasures. E-mail me with your choices for the best songs you've never heard and, what the heck, let's keep it Canadian. Send suggestions to: proj[email protected].
Side Eh! The Older Classics
i. "Tonight's The Night" - Neil
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Young. This whole mix could be Neil's songs. George Stroumboulopoulos said this song immediately, so I went with it.
2. "Hallelujah" - Leonard Cohen. It is my favourite song of Cohen's, yet I've never heard his version.
3. "Sundown" - Gordon Lightfoot. There is something so familiar and comforting about hearing this song on the radio.
4. "Wheat Kings" - The Tragically Hip. You really have to drive across the Prairies to know how much this song sounds like the Prairies.
5. "Underwhelmed" - Sloan. These guys single-handedly quadrupled the sales of second-hand cardigans in Atlantic Canada.
6. "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" -Crash Test Dummies. A chorus with no vowels and only one consonant -now that's efficiency.
7. "Summer of '69" - Bryan Adams. When MxPx recorded this song on their album of covers, I thought, "How cool - Americans doing a Canadian song."
Side B The Newer ·classics
1. "Red" - Treble Charger. The postchorus guitar hook is one of my favourites.
2 "Lovers In A Dangerous Time" -Barenaked Ladies. How could I neglect a superb Canadian song written by a legendary Canadian, Bruce Cockburn, and exploited by more Canadians?
3. "Possession" - Sarah Mclachlan. Although I've never been a huge fan, when I saw her live this song gave me chills.
4. "Hard Road" -Sam Roberts. This came from Ron Sexsmith and was seconded by many others.
5. "Wake Up" - The Arcade Fire. U2 walks onstage to this song. What higher praise could there be?
6. "Gold In Them Hills" - Ron Sexsmith. Gentle optimism -run amok.
7. "Hockey Skates" - Kathleen Edwards. I got a bunch of votes for this one. I haven't heard it yet, but I think I should.
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Bisexuality can lead to all sorts of new and exciting self-labels! Labels like ''bi knowl edgeab 1 e'' ! "eisensitive"!
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Style over substance PHOTOS JUSTIN M.ADOL
on the slopes Snowboarders worry their sport dilutes as students embrace the style
B Y R OD DROVER
Most people curse winter. The Newfoundland version is even worse with its strong wet winds, shovelling, and shoe-degrading slush.
Why would anyone here wish for snow? Based on the complaints and generic weather conversation, it seems the majority of Newfoundlanders don't. But, a small band of weirdoes actually beg some all-powerful entity for a sprinkling of the white stuff.
No, not crack fiends - snowboarders, an even more addicted bunch.
Snowboarding is still a fairly fringe sport at Memorial, but the numbers are growing. Students are picking up boarding in droves and the local scene is beginning to bloat with popularity, especially the material aspects of the culture.
It's impossible to ignore the everincreasing throngs of people wearing board clothing, hinting that there's more to this lifestyle than meets the
eye. This does not mean that all of these style-cats are snowboarders; it simply means that snowboard culture is appealing to more people.
This trend is upsetting hardcore riders. They believe that snowboarding style is being sapped of its individualism.
It's a sport that follows no rules outside those set by physics. But, for many, it becomes an art form -one where riders are free to try anything they desire without reprimand from officials or coaches (outside the Olympics, of course).
This freedom of expression brings extreme self-satisfaction after a good ride and allows boarders to achieve many personal goals on their board. But, some riders feel the clothing style is beginning to dilute the love, meaning, and individualism they get from the sport.
"[Snowboarding] defines who you are," said avid boarder Chris Stamp. As for the clothing and style of other boarders, he is quick to point out it's more diverse than people think. "There's not just a few different styles, it just goes on and on," he said.
"Individualism is what it's all about," said Stamp. "The closest thing to a team that is seen is the crew of buddies a rider shreds with."
It is easily understood how dedicated riders could develop this opinion, based upon their care for the sport. But, is snowboarding's trendiness really endangering it?
At the end of the day, it can beargued that riding is riding and that a sense of individualism while walking the halls is irrelevant if one genuinely loves the sport.
"I find it's more of a comfortable style; you don't feel like you're too dressed up ... but you can still look good," said non-boarder Geoff Power. "It's the style now."
"It's comfortable [and] practical," said boarder student Samantha Leonard as she stands balanced in some Etnies sneakers.
The fact remains that snowboarding is going to be a blast whether or not the style is "diluted" like fundamentalists say. If all goes well, maybe the style of the sport scene will continue to gain participants, which only means more people are having fun.
For the fundamentalists, riding is still about substance anyway. Maybe the scene will actually benefit from this mass flooding, allowing new participants to gain an appreciation for substance through wearing the style.
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' ' 0 a sou or OU That said, yoga can still work
for you. Take baby steps - just breathe and cycle gently through the positions. While practicing, don't let your mind wander. Focus on the moves and tap into your own strength.
Moulton says, "Whenever my friends seem really stressed, I always recommend yoga. I tell them how it will make them feel so good.
Anyone can do it, even though lots of people think they can't. It's the type of thing that doesn't require you to be perfect at it. You just have to do it for yourself and enjoy it."
Yoga is also a good complement to other sports and strength training because it balances out stiffness, keeping the entire body supple and powerful. Even Cirque du Soleil's performers, acrobats, and musicians use yoga to limber up before shows.
When you walk away from an authentic yoga session you will feel renewed. An erect posture exudes confidence, as does a serene
Traditional exercise is the perfect mix of spirituality and sport
get scared - I want my exercise free from "positive affirmations" too; that particularly meditative yoga wigs me out (as do full-fledged gurus, granola hippies, and tree huggers.)
On the flipside, deep breathing is just enough spirituality for me to dig. Stoked by my own strength while holding a yoga pose and forgetting the superfluities of my day, I would even call it inner peace - almost.
tices on a regular basis. "It puts me in a much more relaxed
state of mind. It has this great calming effect on my whole personality," she said. "Even just taking five minutes to do a few moves makes me feel better."
mindset. And once
you've begun a rou-tine and you skip a day, your karma will be affected. Moulton says, "I feel more tired and my muscles feel really tight, especially my legs. I also start getting more stressed with schoolwork and my job."
BY KATE DEARNESS
Exercise is good for you - you know that. It makes a lot of sense physically, but it's also psychologically beneficial. Who doesn't love the sense of reward from a good burn after a workout?
For the endorphins and more, let me try to sell you on yoga. Now, don't
Kathy Moulton, a linguistics major and yoga enthusiast, feels the same way. She came across an instructional book as a child and she now prac-
Yoga is meant to be a lifestyle, not just a workout. But, not everyone can make the full commitment. It should go hand-in-hand with a regime of diet and meditation, but throw in natural foods, peaceful behaviours, and wise decisions and it becomes too cumbersome.
We are all busy. We are students, we work, we play, and it can be stressful. Yoga combats the whole lot, with the added bonus of toning your torso.
On campus you can drop into a session of morning yoga at The Works from 8:00 am -8:50 am, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Yoga has a relaxing
effect on the mind and
body.
PHOTOS CHRIS NICHOLAS
I've got a fever and the only cure is more basketball SCORECARD
BY PATRICK SAVARD-WALSH
Writing my first column as the incoming sports editor for The Muse comes at a strange time in my life.
After four straight days of doing absolutely nothing besides watching college basketball, the break between the second and third rounds feels like drug withdrawal. Cold sweats, babies crawling on the walls - I've got the whole deal.
The only difference is that I know my rehab will only last three days, so all I can think about is filling my fragile mind with delicious basket after basket once the Sweet Sixteen starts.
By the time you're reading this, I will have fallen back into my dependency and may have even furthered the addiction if my bracket doesn't completely fall apart.
There's a reason they call it March Madness and, if you're anything like me, you are glued to your TV for the entire three weeks the damn thing is on. Even my beloved Hahs only get the casual score-check at the commercials and this at the most important time in their season. It's like I'm leaving my wife during childbirth.
But, I can't help it - it truly is a mind-controlling experience. Nothing in sports compares to the last moments of a March Madness ball game, where two minutes can last 20 minutes and feel like multiple orgasms. Teams can swing momentum and go on ridiculous runs - prayers are made, Hail Mary buzzer beaters are thrown, and absolutely anything can happen.
This year, absolutely anything has happened: Northwestern State took care oflowa, George Mason destroyed Michigan State and North Carolina, and Georgetown absolutely raped Ohio State. Even the living dead at CBS acknowledge that this is one of the most exciting and messed up tournaments they have
ever seen. Even people who aren't into bas
ketball at all agree that, even though they don't know the players or the teams, such intense finishes trigger an untapped sports hormone deep inside them and they can't look away.
It's true. There's something strangely appealing about the NCAA tournament, where sport is almost pure. You sense the intensity of the kids who are playing their hearts out for their basketball careers not to end soon and to be noticed by a scout. They're not motivated by salary bonuses or sponsorships - this tournament shows kids our age playing, sometimes for the last time in their lives, solely for the love of the game.
It kind of sucks for kids on
Canadian university teams, since their championship is the same time. But, as far as the intensity and talent goes, Canadian Interuniversity Sport is the minor leagues of the minor leagues. With tough rules on player recruitment limiting our national universities' options, it's not hard for students to figure out what to watch.
If you've got any tips or ideas you want to send me, feel free to do so. Let me know what kind of stuff you'd like to see in the sports section next year, what sports you want to see more coverage of, or even if you're interested in writing. Hit me up at sub[email protected] until the end of this term (and put "sports" in the subject line).
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Donald Lindo practices his shot alone in the MUN gym. He was recently dropped from Memorial's men's basketball team. PHOTOS CHRIS NICHOLAS
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BY fOHN RIETI
This basketball season was supposed to be great for Donald Lindo.
The speedy, high-scoring point guard who averaged 17 points and seven assists per game in a semi-professional league in Ontario was brought to MUN to crank up the Sea-Hawks' offence and complement star offensive players like Justin Halleran and Leonel Saintil.
In September, men's basketball Coach Todd Aughey described Lindo as "a real sparkplug" and said "he's going to put some smiles on some fac-es. "
But last Wednesday Lindo was dismissed from the team after speaking to other coaches about transferring to programs where he might get more playing time.
Lindo doesn't deny he spoke to other coaches, but says he would rather stay a Sea-Hawk. "I called home and cried to my mother because I told her I'd graduate from Memorial. Then, it all came crashing down," said Lindo after handing in his uniform.
Aughey was unavailable for comment at press time.
Lindo was the second heavily recruited player brought in from Ontario to leave the program in the past two weeks, joining forward Saintil.
It was the final disappointment in
a season of many for the point guard, who says he felt mistreated since he came to Newfoundland.
"I arrived at the airport in August with Andre [Grant] and Tom [Budai]," said Lindo. "Coach picked us up and dropped us at our residence and said [to] call our teammates if we needed anything. At that time on we were on our own and had to figure shit out by ourselves."
The arrival was a big change from the treatment he'd enjoyed while being recruited by Aughey and former manager Howie Green while playing in Ontario.
Swayed by the extensive recruiting and a trip to Newfoundland in July, during which he fell in love with the province, Lindo became a Sea-Hawk. His favourite part about coming to MUN was getting away from Scarborough, Ontario, where he grew up around dangerous gangs, drugs, and guns.
While the scenery took a turn for the better, his game took a turn for the worse. Initially, Lindo says Aughey made him believe he would play big minutes and be expected to lead fast breaks, penetrate defences, and score and distribute the ball on the fly. Once he started playing, he was put in as a pass-first point guard who patiently played within a half-court offence.
Lindo says if Aughey had told him
he would be a pass-first point guard, he never would have joined the team.
During training for the Hawk-Eyes tournament in the preseason, Lindo would see another ugly side of MUN basketball. He says he played with shin splints during the preseason for fear of being forced to sit out otherwise. After one practice, he had to go to the hospital, where doctors ran blood tests before performing an X-ray to make sure he had no other health problems.
Despite making it through the week of practices, Lindo was benched for most of the tournament. Due to Canadian Interuniversity Sport regulations, Lindo was also required to sit out the entire first half of the season.
When he finally made his league debut in road games against St FX, Lindo had a poor appearance with no points, two assists, and four turnovers in a combined 22 minutes of play. His poor performance spurred him into two intense weeks of practice before the home series against the X-Men.
"I had the best week of practice I've had all year," said Lindo. But, when game time rolled around, he said, "Coach Aughey didn't even look at me on the bench."
Worse still, Lindo says Aughey told him that the team didn't trust him to pass the ball and that his game didn't flow well with the team's offensive system.
"I began questioning my ability. Never before have I questioned my ability," said Lindo.
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because I told her I'd graduate from
Memorial. Then, it all came crashing down:' - Lindo, former Sea
Hawks point guard
After the Saturday night game, Lindo was dejected: "I cried to myself and I wondered what did I do? What did I do wrong?"
On top of basketball woes, he was further stressed by bad news from home. That Sunday, he skipped the first game of his life.
"That was the worst thing I've ever done in my life," he said. "I love the game so bad."
He was suspended for his actions and forced to sit out two important home games against Cape Breton.
"Fans were asking me if I was injured? If I sucked? People say I don't listen, but I do and that's tough on me, man," said Lindo. In the end, he would only play in one home game at MUN - 13 minutes in a blowout against Acadia.
In the playoffs, he played little and was taken off the floor shortly after at-
tempting a driving layup. He only took 16 shots all year.
Knowing his talent and shocked by his limited playing time at MUN, coaches from such colleges as Sheridan, Douglas, Humber, Algonquian, and Mount St Vincent have all contacted Lindo, as have a handful of universities like Laurier and Bishop's.
Lindo still says he would like to be a Sea-Hawk: "MUN would be my first choice to come back [to] ... if there is no Coach Aughey or if he changes his ways."
"I do not regret coming here. . .. Meeting people so nice was the greatest thing that ever happened to me," said Lindo.
"I hope people can understand why I'm leaving. I just cannot come back here and go to school and walk by that Field House without being able to put on that uniform."
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